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Nothing hurts like having to use your old internet connection, once you've seen how fast the new one you got actually is.
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:38AM by partaloski https://ift.tt/2Lbsfgi
2021 is probably going to be one of the first years where gyms don't see a massive bump to memberships in January
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:42AM by Gekko_League https://ift.tt/3rG8Vsu
Whether it was good or bad, the end of a journey is a good thing to celebrate.
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:42AM by cursedchocolatechip https://ift.tt/3527FGi
MediaGrabber - Download ANY media from ANY site for FREE into ANY format!
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Is this real xD
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:03AM by nikita2607 https://ift.tt/3hJE61H
Rule 34 is FAST
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:03AM by Metalsaurus_Rex https://ift.tt/350DFL8
Its not a rickroll although it looks like one. Its the ultimate rick roll
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:04AM by Dark_LightthgiL_kraD https://ift.tt/2X2xUrX
Sorry in advance, matchbox car lovers!
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:07AM by nawbreau https://ift.tt/3aZHFiK
Razor Hugh Fight in Cyberpunk 2077
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:13AM by YourBoyTec https://ift.tt/3n5QV7e
I´ve Achieved Speed of Light in Cyberpunk 2077
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:13AM by YourBoyTec https://ift.tt/2KHeFSj
Journey to Delamain core and his Son in Cyberpunk 2077
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:13AM by YourBoyTec https://ift.tt/3o685mz
Reagan Briefing On The Alien Presence
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:14AM by bartroberts2003 https://ift.tt/3hxz0oR
Extremely Long Echo at a Gas Station!
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:15AM by woodheadbob https://ift.tt/395TrWr
GOLDFINCH SONGS MP3
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Mortgage Brokers vs Banks. Which is Better?
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:17AM by realjv https://ift.tt/3n1o8Rj
Santa's reindeers caught on camera !!
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Purple Trumpet
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:19AM by Youneedus https://ift.tt/2Mp0fXm
2021 London New Year Fireworks
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:20AM by FeTemp https://ift.tt/383Sy0Z
2021 quickly approachingthe US like...
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:21AM by pwnz0riz0r https://ift.tt/38U5xBN
Vikings 6x11 Reaction/Review
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:21AM by Animestoner92 https://ift.tt/34ZjUmW
Moog Paul Vo Guitar with Moogerfooger Effects
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:21AM by zacharykingmusic https://ift.tt/3821SCt
MF DOOM - That's That - Lyrics, Rhymes Highlighted
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:22AM by Nostly https://ift.tt/3rGGpa5
New Years Eve 2021 Fireworks Drone Footage | DJI Mavic Mini
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:25AM by cbaitson https://ift.tt/3aZHDHE
You have most likely done something stupid in someone else’s imagination.
Submitted December 31, 2020 at 06:36AM by supermegaphuoc https://ift.tt/3hywGhE
Wafer cookies are the particle board of the cookie world
Submitted December 31, 2020 at 06:38AM by FlavDingo https://ift.tt/3pEzA7o
Board games are advertised as "fun for the family" yet more often than not end up in anger and yelling.
Submitted December 31, 2020 at 06:41AM by plankto-ed https://ift.tt/3812yYT
Sometimes even the magnum size ones don’t measure up.
Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:07AM by HopeLeavesForever https://ift.tt/2MgeehX
Every post on here is from a bot and you are the only human foolish enough to actually post your thoughts.
Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:08AM by I_am_a_Dogg https://ift.tt/2WZN2Gl
Nowadays, wash tubs are used for everything but washing.
Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:08AM by David-Diron https://ift.tt/38REPcK
When it comes to thinking, to many people stop at nothing.
Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:09AM by David-Diron https://ift.tt/3n3RNtb
If Apple really makes its own car, you won’t be able to use Android Auto in it.
Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:10AM by arvinkong https://ift.tt/3huaLIh
Statistically, half of all humans do still have a tail. It's just in the front
Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:15AM by Googoltetraplex https://ift.tt/2JwWTAp
The Lightsaber is the perfect PG-13 weapon because it cauterizes the wound before any blood can squirt out.
Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:17AM by ezafs https://ift.tt/2KEHaA3
The most frightening day of your life, might be your last.
Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:18AM by The_Average_Dutchman https://ift.tt/38RR3lI
Post-Christmas is the real Christmas for dogs. So many new, unexplained trees on the sidewalk to pee on.
Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:18AM by Money_in_the_Hank https://ift.tt/3aYTkhI
Forget the Banana as a survival food...
Get a load of Durian...
It stinks...tastes good tho...
It has thorns...yeet
It's thicc...big enough for many to eat
And yea works as a trap too
Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:19AM by Chupacbra https://ift.tt/3n2t48G
The first episode of family guy came out December 31st 1999, meaning it came out the same day that Philip j fry was frozen
Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:21AM by nateglenn https://ift.tt/3aWuBe8
The more you shave, the more frequently you're forced to shave
Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:25AM by robinette129 https://ift.tt/2KNwu1X
Steven Universe is the Avatar the Last Airbender of Cartoon Network
Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:26AM by DevSynth https://ift.tt/3pCRW8M
Cartoons are 67% of a person's childhood.
Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:29AM by A_Bit_Drunk https://ift.tt/2L7tRrw
Non-UK people point out that “maths” shouldn’t be short for “mathematics”, but use “stats” as the shortened form of “statistics”
Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:30AM by AsianLondoner https://ift.tt/3ht7EQZ
Protesting never solved nuthin.
Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:32AM by HopeLeavesForever https://ift.tt/3aVUomE
Having a muted mic when you thought it's unmuted is a far better scenario than having an unmuted mic when you thought it's muted
Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:36AM by mrdicksolong https://ift.tt/3rIYHYv
Jamie, pull that up.
Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:36AM by IsThisLegitTho https://ift.tt/3rIYBA7
Beans can, under the correct circumstances, be eaten as a form of food.
Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:40AM by HopeLeavesForever https://ift.tt/3mXtBZz
Julia Roberts really is a runway bride
Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:40AM by invertedparadX https://ift.tt/2XaH0TH
House neighbors are so much more important than apartment neighbors.
Submitted December 30, 2020 at 06:33AM by roastedtoperfection https://ift.tt/3rDbV94
Healthy people smell like oatmeal and cabbage.
Submitted December 30, 2020 at 06:36AM by A_Bit_Drunk https://ift.tt/2KLYMKb
If Tifa from FF7 had a sibling who gave birth, she would become Aunt Tifa.
Submitted December 30, 2020 at 06:36AM by starfoxhound https://ift.tt/3hpAwtk
French fries imply that there are different nationalities of fries.
Submitted December 30, 2020 at 04:42AM by dipperofchips https://ift.tt/3aQglmT
If your family drank sodas, you didn’t pick your favorite by what you liked but instead what your family dislikes.
Submitted December 30, 2020 at 04:47AM by DisappointedExister https://ift.tt/2M7SCnV
Items you purchase have a per use cost based on price/number of times you use it. Something that seems cheap but rarely used will actually be more expensive per use than the seemingly more expensive items.
Submitted December 30, 2020 at 04:50AM by Skrazilla https://ift.tt/3rFgnUQ
If you ever dived into the ocean, there is a 100% of the water that you dived into having touched fish dicks
Submitted December 30, 2020 at 04:51AM by Partydude19 https://ift.tt/3aTNw95
Kinda fucked up how we cannot pick our usernames irl, which is considerably more important than an internet username
Submitted December 30, 2020 at 04:52AM by Uruguayan_Tarantino https://ift.tt/3aSLhTK
If Darth Vader uses the force to choke himself to death, he can die on demand.
Submitted December 30, 2020 at 04:52AM by croco_chomp https://ift.tt/2KKqU0h
Natural redheads on onlyfans have negative two souls.
Submitted December 30, 2020 at 04:54AM by A_Bit_Drunk https://ift.tt/37UEgjf
Those who seek to claim your successes are often those who in despite of, you've achieved success. Toxicity seeks to destroy growth.
Submitted December 30, 2020 at 05:06AM by Loya1ty23 https://ift.tt/38OBafM
Given that males usually have an erection while sleeping/napping, and that most train travelers are asleep, trains are probably where you can find the highest concentration of boners per square meter/feet.
Submitted December 30, 2020 at 05:09AM by C0c04l4 https://ift.tt/38IPAy8
Fire Alarms accidentally cry wolf so often that we don’t even pay attention when we hear one anymore.
I mean I’m glad they’re sensitive but.. a string of fire alarms just went off in my flat building and I didn’t even flinch, or think about calling 999.. or even checking to see if there was a fire. They go off by accident so much it’s normal to assume it’s not actually a fire. We rely much more heavily on someone screaming FIRE FIRE just like in the medieval ages lol.
Call that “misfire” 🔥 😉
Submitted December 30, 2020 at 05:12AM by mrwaxwave https://ift.tt/3pzgNdv
Whenever we meow at cats, we’re just imitating their human accent.
Submitted December 30, 2020 at 05:17AM by hznwlf https://ift.tt/390i9Yf
mfs used to practice lip-ups before they go play a game of spin the bottle
Submitted December 30, 2020 at 05:18AM by invertedparadX https://ift.tt/3rDRPeL
The company that made Twisted Tea is probably enjoying all the free advertising
It hadn't heard of the brand until the fight
Submitted December 30, 2020 at 05:18AM by RedWarrior42 https://ift.tt/38IeCgZ
It is impossible to be a person who always lies and then admits that they do
Submitted December 30, 2020 at 05:20AM by Lower_Carrot https://ift.tt/34SPbZ1
Nothing more awkward than in a game of spin the bottle, when a straight guy spins the bottle and it lands on the other guy in the circle
Try again.
Submitted December 30, 2020 at 05:22AM by invertedparadX https://ift.tt/2JrVye6
Regina George’s dog must’ve been terribly depressed...
Because fetch was never gonna happen.
Submitted December 30, 2020 at 05:25AM by lucidjudas https://ift.tt/2KP7JlT
The elephant is the most powerful land animal on earth
Submitted December 30, 2020 at 05:28AM by buyingaspaceship https://ift.tt/3rGB3vq
Bad handwriting is low-tech data encryption.
Submitted December 30, 2020 at 05:29AM by wfezzari https://ift.tt/2L2FjEQ
If a lot of the top post worked like Views off of YT a lot of the OP’s could have a livable source of income.
Submitted December 30, 2020 at 05:36AM by nobodyasked101 https://ift.tt/37UGTl7
One's external beauty, while excessive -- can make anyone a hypocrite.
Submitted December 30, 2020 at 05:38AM by GustavoM https://ift.tt/34RXF2g
The benefit of having chronic health issues when you're young is that you're prepared for old age.
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 05:34AM by Lower_Carrot https://ift.tt/3pp45xM
We always use two fingers to check for a pulse.
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 05:36AM by charleshatt https://ift.tt/3pp41Oy
One day our cars won't let us speed, bring an end to high speed police chases.
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 05:37AM by gooddavid99 https://ift.tt/3nYAv1P
The Worst Trade in History
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 04:23AM by Deus_Pole_Vult https://ift.tt/3mVrWUf
2004 Dodge Ram 2500 Cummins 6MT: Regular Car Reviews
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 04:37AM by ThumYorky https://ift.tt/34QtR6u
Pokémon hits different.
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 04:39AM by mattammar https://ift.tt/3hrzgpi
Try to find Rick
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 04:41AM by The_Hunter37 https://ift.tt/3ry50xP
Watching 'The Family Man,' when my mind suddenly broke from recalling a video from ten years ago!
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 04:46AM by bigblueberryboobies https://ift.tt/3rtV3kW
Emily Blunt, Michael Buble and David Suzuki discussing climate change at an airport
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 04:47AM by shashankgaur https://ift.tt/3hr1kJF
All Star but it's a Bach chorale following the conventions of the Common Practice Period
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 04:47AM by Pianoangel420 https://ift.tt/3mV9oUe
Horse Survives Accident, Horsebox Smashed to Smithereens
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 04:50AM by nightfly1000000 https://ift.tt/2KzmQjy
They've got moves too
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 04:53AM by giftsamuel_ https://ift.tt/3nVyGTf
a "let's go" maymay
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 04:53AM by kr00mp1y_T-T https://ift.tt/2L6MFY8
LES MARMOTTES
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 04:54AM by enkidomark https://ift.tt/3b1VBsL
Sal covered in cats
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 04:56AM by johnny_steinbeck https://ift.tt/3mWFuim
Bees and Flowers up-close in my backyard
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 04:56AM by Ced_Rapsicum https://ift.tt/3mRDs33
The Legend of Jeff
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 04:56AM by confused_boner https://ift.tt/3pIjPfJ
I've tried to catch Articuno
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 05:07AM by musonick https://ift.tt/2M7fbZW
stu mackenzie screams at french people for roughly a minute
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 05:14AM by OMGorilla https://ift.tt/2L1Gapg
Tom Green being Adult Swim before Swimming was invented
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 05:14AM by takeitorleaveit1990 https://ift.tt/3pnPiUa
The Trial of Alek Minassian: Autism, Empathy, and Theory of Mind
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 05:21AM by leo_99 https://ift.tt/34RGBcL
Louis CKs Tv Debut
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 05:26AM by takeitorleaveit1990 https://ift.tt/2L6kg47
Taking responsibility for one's own actions is a very useful concept for personal development. But that still doesn't make it a true concept in a deterministic universe. It's simply a useful fiction.
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 05:15AM by Lower_Carrot https://ift.tt/38BHIP3
The factors that ultimately lead to the creation of myself are the exact same ones that lead to the creation of any configuration of matter in our universe
I think for this reason, we cannot justify seeing all else that is, as what could have potentially been ourselves.
All that exists share this one thing. We are a product of the same reaction, one that we had no control over.
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 05:21AM by poofyogpoof https://ift.tt/38IkeYm
Saying “your life is a joke” would probably be a weak insult to make to a comedian.
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 05:33AM by Majeure21 https://ift.tt/3aL1ZUR
Even if an extremely strong race like Elephants or Gorillas became as smart as humans, Humans would still stay on the top because of their million year advantage
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 05:36AM by Aptohhhh https://ift.tt/3aLWYvt
Star Wars is, by definition, multicultural.
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 05:36AM by OyVeyzMeir https://ift.tt/2M1tmzF
Strippers don’t have AC’s in there homes
OnlyFans
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 05:40AM by kennycrab12 https://ift.tt/3ryNoSA
A short documentary about collecting Nintendo DS games
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 04:31AM by LeatherBelt4 https://ift.tt/3ptMx3K
Yoda vs Spock
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 04:31AM by astrojaket https://ift.tt/2JoBZ6B
Captain Disillusion - Mr. Flare Explains: The Popcorn Guy
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 04:32AM by VikingTeddy https://ift.tt/38DvlSD
Amazing Big Net Catch and Modern Automatic Fish Cutting Machine | Deep Sea Net Fishing
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 04:34AM by Naturegirl_beauty https://ift.tt/3poQtmj
What is a Latin American?
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 04:34AM by javaxcore https://ift.tt/3aN1XvC
VGM Lounge Album - Members Showcase 01
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 04:36AM by PhilsPhindings https://ift.tt/38CjYu0
THROAT NOTES
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 04:44AM by contactlite https://ift.tt/3mWrXqS
Attack on titan s4 ep 4 tybur speech
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 04:50AM by nichm1 https://ift.tt/3o5PI0Y
Someone just beat a 10 year old Minesweeper Speedrun Record (expert)
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 04:51AM by GnomeMafia https://ift.tt/37RV4aE
Rick Astley The Luddites - Creep
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 04:53AM by EmergencySpring5064 https://ift.tt/3hj70Fy
THROAT NOTES - Felix Cosgrave
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 05:02AM by rumhouse https://ift.tt/3mQgCbT
Could listen to this song all night
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 05:11AM by DrewCarey420 https://ift.tt/3hm2hCY
I FINALLY Lowered the Mustang GT! (This is lowkey a tutorial)
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 05:15AM by Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk https://ift.tt/3mTBajZ
My hawk taking down a squirrel today
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 05:18AM by Venom_Junky https://ift.tt/3aNBbU2
Woman Refuses To Leave CVS
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 05:19AM by jjallure https://ift.tt/3aKuqlZ
How Thoughts Literally Create Reality
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 05:20AM by C-Sambo https://ift.tt/34MPjcs
10 yrs old Metal Head / Drum Cover of Unsainted by Slipknot
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 05:24AM by habichuelacondulce https://ift.tt/3rwzJv3
We have named everything in our solar system, but we haven't named our solar system
Submitted December 27, 2020 at 06:32AM by BearWurst https://ift.tt/2Kum7QE
It takes a week off of work to get ready for a good week of vacation.
Submitted December 27, 2020 at 06:32AM by truthpit https://ift.tt/2WPj5Jg
Turning the lights on while playing/watching TV is a true sign of fear
Submitted December 27, 2020 at 06:34AM by Wing_Dings17 https://ift.tt/3nR0yrD
You know something isn't that funny when someone says "that's funny"
Submitted December 27, 2020 at 03:48AM by GunnarRunnar https://ift.tt/38GfGSe
14th February is the day when a largest amount of sperms die.
Submitted December 27, 2020 at 03:48AM by 256Moin256 https://ift.tt/3hkX8uL
You know if people are able to send text messages along with a picture then they could also send an email since it's the same principle.
Submitted December 27, 2020 at 04:40AM by KelvinBelmont https://ift.tt/37QykI9
Tub thoughts use more water
Submitted December 27, 2020 at 04:42AM by kimthealan101 https://ift.tt/3pq8CA1
Honesty can be hard, but it's much easier than remembering every lie.
Submitted December 27, 2020 at 04:47AM by cyniclone82 https://ift.tt/37P8l3z
No one really wins Russian Roulette
Submitted December 27, 2020 at 04:59AM by krazykanadian13 https://ift.tt/3mQSmGH
100% of what is not natural was done by a human until the development of robots.
Submitted December 27, 2020 at 05:04AM by trevize7 https://ift.tt/3aJ7pjb
PC master-race are the “vegans” of the gaming world.
Submitted December 27, 2020 at 05:10AM by onlyhvman https://ift.tt/3hiMpRN
It's weird that there's best actor and actress categories, that's like guy employee of the month
Submitted December 27, 2020 at 05:14AM by Opposite-Treacle-668 https://ift.tt/3nMTw7k
If we couldn't breathe through our mouths, having a stuffed nose would probably be a way bigger issue
Submitted December 27, 2020 at 05:31AM by total4ever https://ift.tt/2WN2SEi
Charlie Brown is probably the biggest reason jazz music and Christmas are so closely linked together in people's minds
Submitted December 27, 2020 at 05:34AM by arcsin1323 https://ift.tt/3mKR6Vy
Swiping through apps is the new surfing tv channels
Submitted December 27, 2020 at 05:34AM by Nightsky19 https://ift.tt/3mOtrU5
Every working compass in the world is facing the same direction.
Submitted December 27, 2020 at 05:36AM by BPassetti https://ift.tt/2WTtBPn
Man shits himself on international television
Submitted December 27, 2020 at 05:40AM by Plus-Staff https://ift.tt/3mOWkiT
People who post videos of them reverse hacking scammers have probably caused a few of them to be killed, considering the types of people these scammers work for.
Submitted December 27, 2020 at 05:44AM by Lower_Carrot https://ift.tt/38G22yL
At 5 you get excited for presents. At 15 you try not to act excited. At 25 you don’t care anymore.
Submitted December 27, 2020 at 05:46AM by Lurtemis https://ift.tt/2WQjSJC
Jeff Bezos is legally required to have car insurance even though he is likely wealthier than the insurance provider.
Submitted December 27, 2020 at 05:50AM by IrishNSketchy https://ift.tt/3nMTsV8
It takes 2 to tango, it only takes 1 to breakdance
Submitted December 27, 2020 at 05:51AM by yayaya6969 https://ift.tt/3aL92gc
The very existence of Best Buy also implies the existence of Worst Sell
Submitted December 27, 2020 at 05:51AM by Who_Wolves https://ift.tt/2Kui9HK
When you inhale, you’re inhaling dead skin cells and fart particles.
Submitted December 27, 2020 at 05:52AM by LeahJay__ https://ift.tt/3mQKapO
Actually an 1:30 AM thought
We think we can see the colour black, but black appears black because we in fact cannot see it.
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 05:33AM by MemeMastero https://ift.tt/3hkU95S
The only reason the cast of Seinfeld hung out at a diner and not a bar was because Cheers was still on the air.
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 05:36AM by C-Ron https://ift.tt/3mQWsyo
Size is something that nobody can truly object
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 05:36AM by GearsawStudios https://ift.tt/3mRxQ8R
I wish I was Lance Reddick
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 04:35AM by turkialoya https://ift.tt/3rBkFwz
When someone shows you a video on their phone
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 04:38AM by AnUnladenSwallow_ https://ift.tt/37LhlH3
Computer/Electronics store from 1995.
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 04:39AM by adh247 https://ift.tt/37QT6HH
1 year progress of my music production
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 04:42AM by a55-eater https://ift.tt/3aJJkci
A little vhs vintage style video. I made the song myself. Any tips to help improve editing?
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 04:42AM by AsianNoodL https://ift.tt/2KWdez6
Cyberpunk 2077 GLaDOS (Portal) easteregg
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 04:46AM by raider_has_wh https://ift.tt/38tvNm4
Mom did WHAT to get viewers?
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 04:48AM by TrainingTomato https://ift.tt/3pBr09t
It's a real shame that this guy doesn't make videos anymore.
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 04:54AM by Mechaghostman2 https://ift.tt/3hkvyOr
Me and my nephew did a Home Alone homage. He's only 12 but wrote/directed/edited everything...please be kind
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 04:54AM by mr_moloch https://ift.tt/3hhc3Gk
Lowlands Away
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 04:57AM by DyslexicRhinosaurus https://ift.tt/2WJIggj
Best Entry of All Time
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 04:59AM by StartupSapience https://ift.tt/3rtJ2vW
Look at this monkey
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 05:00AM by other_brother_daryl https://ift.tt/34MfGiu
Minnesota Christmas Lights Tour With Music (4K HD)
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 05:00AM by thefamousbrownbear https://ift.tt/3rr8Tod
Under The Influencer - Season 1
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 05:01AM by captain_shindiggler https://ift.tt/37TpVUt
Amazing $10,000USD Cost Bluefin Tuna Fish Cutting Process , Most Expensive Japanese Food
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 05:01AM by Naturegirl_beauty https://ift.tt/2WJIbJx
Stupid Girl Can't Answer a Simple Question.
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 05:06AM by Zahidali1030 https://ift.tt/3mKMuyx
A ridiculous Christmas present wrapping video!
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 05:06AM by sambrea https://ift.tt/3rn3HBI
Made a Kicksmas tree using some of our shoes including our daughters.
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 05:12AM by rchrdp305 https://ift.tt/3aHiRMg
Cute Xmas Nintendo Switch gift 2017
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 05:18AM by alittlemore https://ift.tt/3aFfky4
Dash Cam Compilation: Close calls and "special" drivers of Washington State
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 05:21AM by loztriforce https://ift.tt/37OCXCx
Hearing, sense of taste, and sense of smell are all just tactile on different sensory receptor.
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 05:34AM by balloon_80391 https://ift.tt/3aFfLZh
Smart people buy Christmas themed presents on Boxing day and gift them the next year.
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 05:37AM by Big_Bro_Blank https://ift.tt/3pmhXJ9
It’s pretty wild when you think about how the hugest franchise in movie history started off with a bunch of amateur actors who mostly were drunk and high.
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 05:41AM by Deathbysnusnubooboo https://ift.tt/2WJ2eHT
Survived terminal disease then recovered from locked in syndrome and began nonverbal and verbal communication. Went from Quadra pelagic to this in 15 months.
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 04:35AM by h-f-w https://ift.tt/3aIbF2j
We Tried The Secret Orange Chicken Burrito From Panda Express
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 04:36AM by InternationalForm3 https://ift.tt/34HfcKL
Super Hornet Breaks Sound Barrier
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 04:36AM by marsianer https://ift.tt/34GbVeu
The P@rn License
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 04:36AM by SheltonFern https://ift.tt/3nPzKZ1
The darkness - Christmas time
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 04:41AM by bledtobefree https://ift.tt/3aGHmJF
Getting married in two days
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 04:41AM by ThisBeDrake https://ift.tt/2KqUx6Q
Mission ImPawssible
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 04:41AM by Crazed_Hatter https://ift.tt/2MaC8M5
Sober (Tool) but it's All I Want for Christmas is You
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 04:43AM by shack_0f_sit https://ift.tt/3nNp8cV
this dude explains why I never had any sucess with online dating
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 04:48AM by Russian_Calcucumber https://ift.tt/3mR3Fyu
Christmas Lists - the once famous channel Communitychannel finally uploaded a video after 4 years
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 04:50AM by HarrisonForelli https://ift.tt/3mPyweK
You can still get cheap Xmas decorations at Winter Wonderland (IKEA parking lot in Paramus, NJ)
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 05:03AM by bourbonboots https://ift.tt/37OeCg5
The Mouth of Sauron with Normal Voices
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 05:03AM by EmotionalEmetic https://ift.tt/3aG0ffD
WORLDS MOST VENOMOUS SNAKE CAUGHT ON ROLLER SKATES
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 05:09AM by gigglesbb https://ift.tt/3mNd6is
This is the worlds first hedgehog YouTube vlogger
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 05:09AM by Unlikely_Spinach https://ift.tt/2JjHJyv
Homer and John Cena Omegle Trolling
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 05:11AM by StartupSapience https://ift.tt/34HDUKY
Binging with Babish House Tour
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 05:13AM by wishiwasayoyoexpert https://ift.tt/3nNiPGx
Falls - December
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 05:15AM by skyhy109 https://ift.tt/3nQmWBv
This Star Wars-themed light show won Christmas
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 05:18AM by holyfruits https://ift.tt/3mW1mKR
L7 - Pretend We Are Dead (Live 1992)
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 05:22AM by Xdexter23 https://ift.tt/2LWfrLd
Spoken Roman Latin, from TV Show "Barbarians"
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 05:25AM by Leering https://ift.tt/34Hf2TF
Samsung washing machine plays a song
Submitted December 24, 2020 at 06:22AM by Pleasant_Barracuda_2 https://ift.tt/3hlPsZl
Austin's Classical Music: Piano Concerto No. 21 Movement By Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Submitted December 24, 2020 at 06:24AM by Pleasant_Barracuda_2 https://ift.tt/3nMkw72
Nothing Compares 2 U sung by Gollum
Submitted December 24, 2020 at 06:27AM by karma_dumpster https://ift.tt/3mN9jBG
Videogames are probably the only form of entertainment that deny further enjoyment if you're not good enough.
Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:08AM by outerzenith https://ift.tt/3nLGZB9
It isn’t against the law to not wipe your ass after you had a shit
Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:11AM by smeway111 https://ift.tt/3mLqsM7
There will be more dead accounts that online accounts as years go by.
Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:13AM by Al3X_AIVRZ https://ift.tt/3rsyqgH
We would find it creepy to let a kid sit on a stranger's lap, but when they see Santa at the mall they're doing just that.
Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:16AM by Adventurous_Yak_9234 https://ift.tt/3hh8ZKg
You can take a shopping cart full of food that hasn't been paid for without getting arrested.
Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:16AM by wfezzari https://ift.tt/2WE24Sd
Taking pictures of people's house is creepy unless they have cool Christmas lights
Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:17AM by HyperSonic78 https://ift.tt/38vNh1t
There is a big difference between 'Aww' and 'Eww', even though it is one letter.
Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:17AM by Puppie00 https://ift.tt/3aLVelA
Frosty ‘The ‘Snowman’ makes it sound like he’s a coke dealer.
Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:18AM by 666FuCkThEwOrLd666 https://ift.tt/2M87YZT
After a lifetime of sleep deprivation (a full 40 minutes a night) and a sugar based diet, Buddy the Elf’s mental and physical health must be in shambles
This also makes his odd actions more believable
Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:20AM by MatatoPotato https://ift.tt/3nLGYgz
If your parents remember the occasion you were conceived, they probably didn’t have sex often.
Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:22AM by maqqda https://ift.tt/3rs5h5c
You never hear a lot about "TV kids" anymore
Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:25AM by Icy_ToiletPaper https://ift.tt/38uv0S0
Most people make the decision to procreate long before they have a chance of experiencing chronic pain / terminal illnesses. Only then do they see life in its true grim form, and realize that forcing new people to live in the meat grinder has been the biggest joke of all.
The fire rises brother.
Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:28AM by Lower_Carrot https://ift.tt/3rxi32L
A brain freeze implies the existence of a brain melt
Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:30AM by BiggieChunnigus https://ift.tt/2KRj0BU
Jake and Logan Paul started fight careers as a self harm mechanism to cope with their lives and unfortunate past with family and controversies
Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:35AM by MedicalKitchen https://ift.tt/2WDXy62
Many people look like at least one of Chris(tian) Bale's movie roles.
Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:35AM by Super_ACF https://ift.tt/3rmisoq
Students never had as much homework as nowadays
Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:36AM by im_pelican https://ift.tt/38rnIhW
Every battle is made of emotion.
Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:37AM by TheConjugalVisit https://ift.tt/3mM4uZF
The real crapper about having kids is that every day seems to last a week. But so does every year.
Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:38AM by Mikethebert https://ift.tt/2JgNNHT
Having a smile that doesn't light up a room will keep you alive.
Source: Dateline
Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:38AM by YYCchatterbox https://ift.tt/2Jh1yXb
In the meantime, you can be an internet celebrity without even knowing it.
Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:40AM by Diggywizzy https://ift.tt/34HdN6J
Whether you have more OnlyFans or Patron subscriptions says a lot about yourself
Submitted December 23, 2020 at 06:39AM by mattpao https://ift.tt/37HAnhy
When people spot Superman, that first guy is really stoked to see a bird.
Submitted December 23, 2020 at 06:41AM by Tommy-Soda https://ift.tt/37EuJwG
You can be eery without ears, nosey without a nose, but you can't be mouthy without a mouth.
Submitted December 23, 2020 at 06:41AM by AfrikanSloth https://ift.tt/3nISKZ5
Toosie Slide is Drake's version of the Hokey Pokey
Submitted December 23, 2020 at 04:52AM by grassmanmattgaming https://ift.tt/3aBuS5V
Coffee with Vanilla and Cocoa is technically a 3-bean soup.
Submitted December 23, 2020 at 04:54AM by ambermage https://ift.tt/3aHf3e9
Farting is one of the oldest forms of air pollution.
Submitted December 23, 2020 at 04:54AM by dalekfromskaro https://ift.tt/2WGBWGm
You need to know all the answers to get both a 100 and a 0 on a multiple choice test.
Submitted December 23, 2020 at 04:57AM by gumpshroom https://ift.tt/37Jwb0A
Skittles and M&Ms must seriously mess with kids who are learning to associate colors and flavors
Submitted December 23, 2020 at 05:00AM by S2Charlie https://ift.tt/3nKUAbI
When the company Frigidaire first started, they probably never thought they were going to make ovens.
Submitted December 23, 2020 at 05:06AM by Murder_Not_Muckduck https://ift.tt/2JbOphU
A terribly tasted coffee wakes you up more than a good one because of the anger and the need to buy another one it entails.
Submitted December 23, 2020 at 05:06AM by arvinkong https://ift.tt/3axibJn
A cooler isn't a cooler, it just keeps stuff cold. The ice pack is the cooler
Submitted December 23, 2020 at 05:09AM by puggernault https://ift.tt/3hc1sMR
Superman, who has X-ray vision, could probably see the panties of all girls who wear skirts/dresses on the other side of the world
Submitted December 23, 2020 at 05:09AM by clubby_21 https://ift.tt/2JcihL5
Humans like to believe that we only use 20% of our brains because it makes us feel better about realizing how truly dumb some of our species can be.
Submitted December 23, 2020 at 05:10AM by LibraLynx98 https://ift.tt/3aNQ351
If you make a hammer that resembles a penis and testicles is it a "ball-peen hammer?"
Submitted December 23, 2020 at 05:12AM by Chicken_Wing https://ift.tt/2WE9GnB
CHANCE turns into CHANGE with just one, miniscule line.
Submitted December 23, 2020 at 05:13AM by GiantGhostGonads https://ift.tt/3mEoTjf
Technically, breast milk from billionaires is always 1% milk
Submitted December 23, 2020 at 05:15AM by Et-Bumhole https://ift.tt/2LT63be
Putting all those babies in the infantry seems like a bad idea.
Submitted December 23, 2020 at 05:16AM by Blinky_ https://ift.tt/2WHIOD2
Maggoty bread seems like the kind of thing an orc would like.
Submitted December 23, 2020 at 05:27AM by PtotheL https://ift.tt/3rlGAaO
If you were a sock inside out the whole universe is wearing it except your feet
Submitted December 23, 2020 at 05:31AM by DiabloArya https://ift.tt/2JhMXuC
There's something incredibly obnoxious about 7 billion other people going about their day when you die.
Submitted December 23, 2020 at 05:34AM by captainpwncakes https://ift.tt/3mEoLAh
A small movie about a rebellion against an empire became one of the biggest empires in history.
Submitted December 23, 2020 at 05:36AM by unclefishbits https://ift.tt/2WFXkvm
"bite down" and "chow down" are strange terms considering you actually bite up and the top part of your jaw does not move
Submitted December 23, 2020 at 05:38AM by plankto-ed https://ift.tt/3mIiLX9
A weighted blanket is a friendly sleep paralysis.
Submitted December 23, 2020 at 05:40AM by allen84 https://ift.tt/3hoaCWZ
Bring your daughter! Your daughter! To the slaughter!
Let her gooo! Let her gooo! LET HER GO!!
Submitted December 22, 2020 at 06:32AM by throwawaybnr1 https://ift.tt/3nHng5t
Sixteen-hundred is less than sixteen-fifty, even though a hundred is more than fifty
Submitted December 22, 2020 at 06:34AM by SHkymu https://ift.tt/37JB0r7
The satisfaction of pressing two magnets with the same pole together when we were kids reveals so much about our innate desire to combat the nature.
Submitted December 22, 2020 at 06:36AM by arvinkong https://ift.tt/3h9FElh
Number of tweets about starting a new book are too large than the number of tweets about finishing the book. Buying books and finishing it must be different hobbies.
Submitted December 22, 2020 at 04:54AM by shishir-nsane https://ift.tt/2KMsdLE
The next generation won't have to try to teach their parents that you can't pause an online game but the will be something new that we won't understand
Submitted December 22, 2020 at 04:57AM by nothumanreally https://ift.tt/3rgoAhT
A telephone is a router/repeater of your voice
Submitted December 22, 2020 at 04:57AM by Daveyd325 https://ift.tt/38tEwVB
Eating a whole package of gummy vitamins is worse for you than eating a whole pack of gummy bears.
Submitted December 22, 2020 at 04:58AM by OneCreativeBoi https://ift.tt/37G1pWy
Automated moderation can be really surprising about what it moderates
Submitted December 22, 2020 at 05:01AM by davidtar https://ift.tt/3nAUROu
Those things you use to come in a box also come in a box themselves.
Submitted December 22, 2020 at 05:02AM by Ionsife https://ift.tt/3h8sDrQ
Plants need water to live.
Submitted December 22, 2020 at 05:04AM by TheWelkinAtDusk https://ift.tt/3petmL7
If all people have the same height , same weight, same skin they will still make fun of each other
Submitted December 22, 2020 at 05:04AM by i_suck_toes_for_10 https://ift.tt/2KMa80w
When your phone autocorrects heroes to herpes, maybe the universe is trying to tell us something about heroes.
Submitted December 22, 2020 at 05:05AM by FrenchDude1000 https://ift.tt/3pbU5YG
Not all food grows in the ground.
Submitted December 22, 2020 at 05:08AM by TheWelkinAtDusk https://ift.tt/3aKxLl9
A headrest isn’t really a place to rest your head
Submitted December 22, 2020 at 05:08AM by comefindme1231 https://ift.tt/37ELBn5
Nitric Acid and Fluoroantimonic acid is sour and spicy water.
Submitted December 22, 2020 at 05:11AM by kinkycarbon https://ift.tt/3pdTIN9
A bidet is a refusal to compromise to harbor fecal particles until you also get to wash the rest of your body.
Submitted December 22, 2020 at 05:14AM by Superpiri https://ift.tt/38r2Uaf
Giving to others makes ones self feel good so technically generosity can be selfish
Submitted December 22, 2020 at 05:16AM by throawayboi https://ift.tt/3mG1UUE
A finger painting is technically a digital painting
Submitted December 22, 2020 at 05:22AM by CallMeCurious https://ift.tt/3pe3ZsW
If you had love, it's gone. If you were in love, it's ever present. If you make love, you getting laid.
Submitted December 22, 2020 at 05:24AM by Scrummly https://ift.tt/3pfeg80
It doesn't matter how full the glass is it only matters what it is full of
Submitted December 22, 2020 at 05:24AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/3pgIpEe
Houses would sell for more if the listing told the floor area in triangle feet.
Submitted December 22, 2020 at 05:25AM by Danile2401 https://ift.tt/2WDXX8u
Babies learn a language faster than most other age groups
Submitted December 22, 2020 at 05:26AM by yeetoof3000 https://ift.tt/3mz21BC
In a kingdom, the higher your power the longer you sit.
Submitted December 22, 2020 at 05:32AM by ddiioonnaa https://ift.tt/3pewC9j
It'd be weird if all of a sudden, we get visited by humans from another galaxy, and they were like, "Wait, you guys didn't know about the humans in other parts of the universe? There are trillions of us, y'all are missing out!"
Submitted December 21, 2020 at 06:36AM by 021504 https://ift.tt/38oXCfo
The people who marketed dildos did a much better job than the people who marketed flesh lights because it’s not really seen as that weird for a girl to own a dildo but if a guy had a vibrating flesh light no one would ever talk to him again
Submitted December 21, 2020 at 06:36AM by smeway111 https://ift.tt/34wHVSj
Candy cane ice cream with chocolate chunks Is mint chip in disguise
Submitted December 21, 2020 at 06:37AM by Rover-II https://ift.tt/3rirvqg
People born after 2000 won't be yelling "PIVOT" as much when they help their friends move.
Submitted December 21, 2020 at 04:54AM by doey93 https://ift.tt/38odhf6
The ability to edit and/or delete physical expressions of our thoughts has arguably changed human society more than any other factor
Submitted December 21, 2020 at 04:57AM by Hammerhand231 https://ift.tt/2JahgTW
Biologically, somewhere in the world, there exists the latest human generation going about their business without realizing it
Submitted December 21, 2020 at 04:59AM by kirarpit https://ift.tt/2KmzNwR
Quotes are ofter attributed to characters and not the authors or screenwriters who actually wrote the quotes.
Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:02AM by mgvd218 https://ift.tt/3auBH9q
talking yourself out of posting something on social media is a very new phenomenon
Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:08AM by emdot3 https://ift.tt/38qCrtg
The fact that the word “fallacy” has nothing to do with looking like a penis seems like a missed opportunity
Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:13AM by THE_BARCODE_GUY https://ift.tt/3mAqK8z
In the original Toy Story Buzz Lightyear thinks he’s real, but he stops moving for fear he’ll be found out...
Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:16AM by idrinksometimes https://ift.tt/2WAL27g
At least one person is being raped within 50 miles of you
Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:17AM by smeway111 https://ift.tt/2LLScn0
Ties are an outdated piece of clothing that adds absolutely nothing to your appearance, if anything they only ever flap around and look messy
Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:18AM by KeepPunkRockElite https://ift.tt/3au0x9b
Chrome books are the same thing as a Mac book with a 700$ price difference between the two
Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:20AM by TonicPancake438 https://ift.tt/3nBxsg0
The reason we think these recent generations are so dumb is because were only told of the smartest or most important people in history
Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:20AM by OldSpiceAd https://ift.tt/37zoCtm
If Samwise from Lord of the Rings met Timothy Olyphant, he would think he was part elephant.
Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:22AM by codyong https://ift.tt/3reZZKh
If a guy hangs out with a group of girls people think "That guy is gay" but if a guy hangs out with a group of guys nobody thinks "That guy is straight"
Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:23AM by ciann4 https://ift.tt/2WuZMog
In our society, the most important factor of success for an artist is the ability to cope with mental health issues.
Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:28AM by P3r3grinus https://ift.tt/37z82tQ
There could be thousands of vampires and/or zombies living on our planet, we just don't know because they're buried and can't get out of their coffins.
Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:32AM by Nabrokarstafur https://ift.tt/2KllmsM
Colleges have no business providing minor league support to professional teams.
Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:34AM by David-Diron https://ift.tt/3ph15DP
All laws are below the homeless, because if they are punished they're no longer homeless
Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:34AM by hhffijhg https://ift.tt/37xXyuG
Viagra has made life a lot more disgusting for women who just want a Sugar Daddy.
Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:37AM by Clownworld311 https://ift.tt/3nGCnMK
tides are the moon's way of saying hello
Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:38AM by Cardinal_Syndrome https://ift.tt/2J7wcC9
Only people with Alzheimers can fully enjoy re-watching a movie.
Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:38AM by ENCHFIGHT365 https://ift.tt/3au0wC9
It’s fairly easy to traumatize someone, but extremely difficult to un-traumatize the same person.
Don’t try the first one, obviously.
Submitted December 20, 2020 at 06:35AM by ThePinkTeenager https://ift.tt/3nAopMf
A grave robber and an archaeologist perform exactly the same job while finding themselves on polar opposite ends of the respect scale.
Submitted December 20, 2020 at 06:36AM by harlsey https://ift.tt/3rbj2VX
The word trigger triggers people.
Submitted December 20, 2020 at 06:38AM by ludoopy https://ift.tt/3rdFnCl
Pale Rider is the ultimate cuckold flick
Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:01AM by nebulouslurker https://ift.tt/38jJWSV
Not one person who ever died for their beliefs, regretted it.
Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:01AM by FaustusLiberius https://ift.tt/3mtLBdK
Humans most likely will stop evolving in the near future
as Darwin stated, we evolve to be able to stay alive. prey that had longer legs were able to run faster, meaning they’d survive more, which meant that they were most likely the ones that passed their genes. however, due to modern science and technology, someone born with no legs can still survive, whereas in the wild they’d have almost 0 probability of survival. especially in the future, where most modern problems such as cancer, heart disease, etc. will be curable, people with these problems will have the same percentage of survival as ones that have perfect health. this means that we wont evolve anymore since the “bad side” and the “good side” of the gene pool have equal probabilities of passing their genes
Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:04AM by dsdfdsd https://ift.tt/3nNDiLr
If your diet consists of only pizza then you're just a slice of pizza enjoying the world wide web
Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:06AM by 800rob https://ift.tt/3nzFoyl
post-nut clarity was probably a form of evolution
we probably have post nut clarity to prevent us from having too much sex, which basically makes us easy prey if we’re always having sex. i can probably assume that there were a ton of early humans that were eaten by predators while on round 3.
Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:08AM by dsdfdsd https://ift.tt/34rMAoo
Veganism could potentially alter the evolution of humanity.
Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:09AM by AnonymousLegacy https://ift.tt/37wWNls
LinkedIn is to IT people what dating is to women. You get adored by all recruiters but before you find what you're looking for you'll have to waddle between all the dicks first
Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:09AM by Iskelmaikel https://ift.tt/34ws3iy
If you argue with your wife, and you are wrong, you must be wrong. If you are right, and you argue, you are wrong again. If you keep silent, you are being insensitive, and you are wrong again. So in any case you will be wrong.
Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:11AM by arvinkong https://ift.tt/38mbg32
We always eat desserts with the icing side pointed away from our tongues
Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:12AM by HushTheWise https://ift.tt/3h1MDMS
For someone who has bulletproof skin, Supergirl has piercing
Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:12AM by Flat-Researcher-809 https://ift.tt/2J5HyXr
The only number we don’t round up is age.
Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:14AM by ScrewOriginalNames https://ift.tt/3atnARO
There's such a huge difference between someone who's 'high waisted' and someone who's 'high and wasted.'
Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:20AM by ghostoflaurapalmer https://ift.tt/34v2kHs
In every sea, ocean, river and lake there is pee from humans
Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:22AM by OJ2332 https://ift.tt/3aq9foX
Santa having enough coal to give to all the naughty kids implies to the fact that some of his elfs work as miners in order to extract it.
Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:25AM by SPGT1 https://ift.tt/2KDKuuT
Mosquitoes implies the existence of mosquifingers.
Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:26AM by Gary_October https://ift.tt/2J3mwsi
If dolphins, octopuses and bonobos teamed up, we’d all be FUCKED.
Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:29AM by gandalf1420 https://ift.tt/3p2bR0m
People missing an arm can masturbate with their phantom limb.
Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:32AM by TheWelkinAtDusk https://ift.tt/38mbfw0
Spider-man has the opposite of plot amour, it's more like a plot sword
Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:34AM by 5P00DERMAN1264 https://ift.tt/2KcxyMI
Every reading of the devil can be classified as "heavy metal satan" or "smooth jazz satan"
Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:36AM by whos_mama https://ift.tt/34tDFCS
In a world where many seek money, power, fortune, and fame, it is wise to wish only the simplicity of simple life with peace, love, and happiness.
Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:38AM by Linux-Is-Best https://ift.tt/3rcR9Nh
There are few things more enriching than pleasant, spontaneous interactions with strangers.
Submitted December 19, 2020 at 06:37AM by Dogalicious https://ift.tt/3h2bksL
Anonymity has done wonders for people with embarrassing questions.
Submitted December 19, 2020 at 06:38AM by A_Bit_Drunk https://ift.tt/34stnmK
Glasses were made so people could see in HD.
Submitted December 19, 2020 at 06:39AM by Suicidalist666 https://ift.tt/3armnKO
The saddest part of getting old is not being able to enjoy music in quite the same way
Submitted December 19, 2020 at 04:55AM by splintersmaster https://ift.tt/2KmmfkR
Smoking a joint can get you sent to the joint.
Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:01AM by haddock420 https://ift.tt/3areq83
Fortune doesn't favour the brave, it honestly seems to favour the coward
Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:01AM by KeepPunkRockElite https://ift.tt/38jekN7
Every background character that casually gets killed in a movie has a life full of family and friends that are impacted by their death.
Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:02AM by luceharper https://ift.tt/34usZ7k
Pooping your pants is something everyone had done and no one admits
Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:07AM by Crom2323 https://ift.tt/2KBOH20
It’s easy to know what you want for Christmas until someone actually asks you what you want for Christmas.
Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:08AM by Finneagan https://ift.tt/3h3Eszu
Iron-Man is Marvel’s Batman on a financial level, but Daredevil is Marvel’s Batman on an emotional level.
Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:13AM by windmillninja https://ift.tt/2WtJpZ8
Most cars still have CD players while most new phones don't have a headphone jack
Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:16AM by JackOfAllSpades12 https://ift.tt/38fXQp6
If a medical expert declares that you're insane, proving him/her wrong can be very difficult.
Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:26AM by vulcanavro https://ift.tt/3mynbjp
As a species, the cows life expectancy is shorter due to domestication, but their survival rate is much greater also due to domestication.
Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:27AM by Willberforcee https://ift.tt/3my124C
Ghosts are all nobodies
Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:27AM by dankmemerboi86 https://ift.tt/37xg9Hl
If driving around in Deep South in US and a remnant of rope is seen on a very tall, and very old tree, two thoughts completely antithetical to each other come to mind - tire swing or lynching tree.
Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:27AM by Baby_You_A_Stah https://ift.tt/34twWZX
Ludacris' (Got Hoes) Area Codes could be considered a rap remake of Steve Miller Band's "Rock N Me"
Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:28AM by hutimuti https://ift.tt/3h25NCv
All colors are some shade of white.
Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:28AM by NitrusKat https://ift.tt/3my11O6
White stormtroopers were a terrible camouflage for the hallways of dark spaceships
Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:30AM by autistic_robot https://ift.tt/3aqdQre
CO2 emissions from dinosaur farts were probably astronomical.
Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:30AM by A_Bit_Drunk https://ift.tt/3nyle7z
Anyone who needs glasses has to pay extra for life's High Definition option
Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:33AM by Merciful_Mammoth https://ift.tt/2KBShZZ
The famous “Nigerian Prince” e-mail scam might have obscured an actual Nigerian prince who needed help and was willing to send money.
Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:34AM by Con-D-Oriano1 https://ift.tt/38h7GHj
Kids took away Mom's "Birth Day" celebration, changed it to their "Birthday" and gave them "Mother's Day" but still made it about them!
Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:36AM by Zombie_Be_Gone https://ift.tt/2WwqRY6
A person who makes coffee makers is a coffee maker maker. His/her parents are coffee maker maker makers.
Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:36AM by Godspeed411 https://ift.tt/2LRsSw7
If hard work reliably produced success, people would work hard more reliably.
Submitted December 18, 2020 at 06:29AM by Dougness https://ift.tt/38kT0Ho
Bart Simpson wouldn't be so stupid if not for all the stranglings.
Submitted December 18, 2020 at 06:34AM by Psychocrates https://ift.tt/2KyrmOS
If you think for a while, it is very easy to commit a crime and no one ever catches you
Submitted December 18, 2020 at 06:35AM by chechebi88 https://ift.tt/3p0PTuL
Dance is music for your eyes.
Submitted December 18, 2020 at 04:39AM by ashikatheninja https://ift.tt/3nz8cHg
Horns are made of keratin. Hair is made of keratin. We're all very, very horny.
Submitted December 18, 2020 at 04:47AM by 800rob https://ift.tt/38bVpE9
Serial killers reduce the carbon footprint of humans more than the average person who is environmentally conscious.
Submitted December 18, 2020 at 04:47AM by The_Mad_King_Froberg https://ift.tt/3h0hYzK
Tinder is an app that makes babies
Submitted December 18, 2020 at 04:47AM by adriangerbroski https://ift.tt/3nv9lPL
Fridges have lights in them because humans speak the universal language of food.
Submitted December 18, 2020 at 04:53AM by dulfuckyourself https://ift.tt/34l5fCA
Cheap lab kill free meat will lead to an extinction event level of farm animal deaths
Submitted December 18, 2020 at 04:55AM by Pirat6662001 https://ift.tt/37tYT5R
The broth in cup noodles is flavored salt water
Submitted December 18, 2020 at 04:59AM by iguana_katana https://ift.tt/3nx2oh8
Humans chose luxury over sustainability.
Submitted December 18, 2020 at 05:00AM by yellowtonkatruck https://ift.tt/3gYkm9R
Gravity is technically the most powerful magnet, as it pulls on everything
Submitted December 18, 2020 at 05:04AM by JamesTDG https://ift.tt/3nwyI3Z
Being drunk is polite because all the fancy drinks are alcoholic.
Submitted December 18, 2020 at 05:05AM by Razorclaw_the_crab https://ift.tt/37wbOUR
A chicken coop is a cockblocker.
Submitted December 18, 2020 at 05:06AM by Gary_October https://ift.tt/38kJu78
The British Royal Family are Institutional Kardashians
Submitted December 18, 2020 at 05:07AM by jam4yousir https://ift.tt/3gXiNsV
If you use "aged like milk" as a negative, you shouldn't enjoy Parmigiano-Reggiano or other aged cheeses
Submitted December 18, 2020 at 05:08AM by GunnarRunnar https://ift.tt/3p6JMoz
when all the pornhub videos were deleted, there were probably millions of funny comments deleted that no one will ever see again
Submitted December 18, 2020 at 05:17AM by FnafGamer21 https://ift.tt/3alkmj2
If 2 people sounded the exact same they probably wouldnt realize it until they heard a recording
Submitted December 18, 2020 at 05:17AM by senor_parsley https://ift.tt/3muOyKX
We all have the power to turn our wrists around 360 degrees, yet we choose not to
Submitted December 18, 2020 at 05:18AM by dmonster1 https://ift.tt/3muyMzR
Including blinking, people spend the majority of their lives with their eyes closed.
Submitted December 18, 2020 at 05:21AM by ThatOneEdgyTeen https://ift.tt/37ur6ct
It takes something awful to happen for major improvements to happen
Take 9/11 for example. It took a terrible catastrophe for major overhauls to be brought to aviation.
Submitted December 18, 2020 at 05:28AM by MLG_squid101 https://ift.tt/3mu5u4g
There is someone who watched all of your favorite movie/show and rated it a one.
Submitted December 18, 2020 at 05:31AM by sonicx3087 https://ift.tt/3p3Ef28
Face coverings hanging in cars' rearview mirrors are the new air fresheners
Submitted December 18, 2020 at 05:36AM by VonPursey https://ift.tt/3p2muQN
We're older than characters in Cyberpunk 2077
Submitted December 17, 2020 at 06:38AM by Omer_0 https://ift.tt/3ak0QTW
If everything was perfect you wouldn't have anything to look forward to
Find the good things in a bad situation.
Submitted December 17, 2020 at 06:38AM by TheBossMeansMe https://ift.tt/37qQIqF
Jerk off to VeggieTales
Submitted December 17, 2020 at 06:39AM by Plus-Staff https://ift.tt/2KsRYRc
Contrary to popular belief, you have to be educated if you wanted to drop out and become a successful criminal
Submitted December 17, 2020 at 04:55AM by kennycrab12 https://ift.tt/3r3zcAK
Serial killers must have some magic judgement of character because none of their victims seem to be discribed as anything other than positive. Q
When they do news interviews with people who knew the victims it never seems to be like
Yeah they were a shitty person aint no one gonna miss them
Submitted December 17, 2020 at 04:57AM by plankto-ed https://ift.tt/3afejwt
We don’t know what color dinosaurs were, neither do we know what sounds they made. So it is possible that they had a language.
Submitted December 17, 2020 at 04:58AM by heartyprince979 https://ift.tt/3gU9hGY
With a bus card, you are paying over 50$/month just so it can beep when you hover it over the machine
Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:09AM by Vltrux https://ift.tt/2IVkZVc
The moment someone wins an “Unsung Hero Award”, they are no longer an unsung hero
Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:14AM by SuicidalSpartan514 https://ift.tt/3oWYQVW
When someone says that someone is playing checkers and they’re playing chess, they’re the much bigger moron if they’re actually playing checkers.
Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:17AM by whaddayagondo https://ift.tt/3rewVmq
You make most of your decisions subconsciously.
Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:18AM by Howl_Free_or_Die https://ift.tt/3h6xJFn
The Pokémon TV show made us pay much more attention to commercials because we were waiting intently to see “who’s that Pokémon” the second it came back from a break.
Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:18AM by thrillho333 https://ift.tt/37oqvZN
The only reason medication isn't advertised on the radio is because they can't distract you with videos of people living amazingly happy lives while they list off the awful symptoms that the medication will give you.
Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:20AM by -IrrelevantElephant- https://ift.tt/2WoUoCY
Candy melts when heated but when it gets very hot it gets hard.
Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:23AM by Super_ACF https://ift.tt/2WmCDEp
The business most affected negatively by a drop in murder rate is the funeral parlour
Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:26AM by invertedparadX https://ift.tt/3r318EM
The cybertruck brought back the original blocky car look.
Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:27AM by Super_ACF https://ift.tt/3ajbNoX
Searching for a new laptop is forcing your old one to dig its own grave
Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:28AM by SandSquid73 https://ift.tt/2Wlo9F1
A lot of jobs only exist because people either can’t or don’t want to do certain things themselves.
Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:33AM by Reset108 https://ift.tt/2WA3kG1
Not much is worse than procrastinating by accident.
Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:35AM by Super_ACF https://ift.tt/3r6Vm4U
Lamps in Videogames use real electricity. Because they light up the surrounding area, the screen needs to get brighter. And a brighter screen uses more power...
Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:36AM by Smexyredditor69 https://ift.tt/3nsYzJV
Taking pictures of yourself is "selling your body," but permanently annihilating your body and mind at a warehouse in service of investors and shareholders for minimum wage is "hard work" and "respectable."
Simple and easy to understand perspective. Giving credit where credit is due.
Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:39AM by pale_blue_dots https://ift.tt/37qjW9m
Growth happens when your uncomfortable, healing happens when you’re comfortable.
Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:39AM by mndaver24 https://ift.tt/3r6Vt0k
We could be living in a reality like the one in It’s a Wonderful Life where someone is missing from our lives who was supposed to help us a lot
Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:40AM by jtjamestownsend https://ift.tt/38fcnkO
Shit in pants masturbation
Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:41AM by Plus-Staff https://ift.tt/3adrOga
A good measure of age is how much nose hair someone has.
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 05:40AM by Fluid-Daydreamer https://ift.tt/37o7CpY
Rachel Green from Friends could have been Emily in Paris
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 05:41AM by benddiagram https://ift.tt/2WwwrtP
GOLDMAN v SILVERMAN starring Adam Sandler. Directed by the Safdie Brothers.
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 04:17AM by kingkongcompany1968 https://ift.tt/3a9WzCG
Sorry I got mad but I can sing good!
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 04:18AM by jake216 https://ift.tt/2KuuECJ
The translated lyrics to the “Polish Dancing Cow Song” reveal a deep and twisted portrayal of drug addiction
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 04:23AM by BarcodeIlIllIlIlBoye https://ift.tt/34i0PfE
Translation of a 4000 years old sumurian tablet where a father Lectures his lazy son
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 04:25AM by nichm1 https://ift.tt/3oWLnNP
Gateway Of The Mind | Storytime With Grax
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 04:25AM by OhDoctorZaius https://ift.tt/3nmOb6E
When I was a security guard, I was basically this guy
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 04:27AM by boomshiki https://ift.tt/3ah7GKa
but my lord there IS no such force
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 04:27AM by MungTongue https://ift.tt/3gP11rP
Vape Nation
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 04:32AM by coned88 https://ift.tt/3ntUnda
Alien Language
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 04:38AM by Alarmed-Molasses8647 https://ift.tt/3aelXXP
Apple| AirPod Max | Why So Costly
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 04:38AM by Available_Code4946 https://ift.tt/3r00iZw
Worthikids made a fantastic animated video for Featureman's song 'Dried Up Old Bones'
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 04:39AM by pswii360i https://ift.tt/3gNAZVS
Cyberpunk 2077 on PS4: The Clubbing Experience
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 04:49AM by creampieyourself https://ift.tt/2LBFJlP
Siri saying the official names of every emoji
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 04:50AM by PotatoRecipe https://ift.tt/3gR0dm5
Cut to ANY card trick performance
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 05:00AM by Jetfisher11 https://ift.tt/2WpItop
I make choir pieces as 1 singer performing all the sections. Here is my rendition of "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 05:12AM by shack_0f_sit https://ift.tt/2KuAjsa
Back before social media, social distancing, Matt was dancing all over the world. Better times.
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 05:20AM by RandomAsianGuy https://ift.tt/3miVXgh
Romania Grand Campaign Episode 18: The 15 Years War
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 05:22AM by coolpics22 https://ift.tt/3nnTnXD
Tailing Missions from the NPC's Perspective
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 05:24AM by BetYouCanReadThis https://ift.tt/34jse0F
Super Winter Memories | Chillout Mix Music | 19 Top Tracks
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 05:24AM by abidhussain11 https://ift.tt/2LA1CSt
It's simple really. They put out games and worry less about bugs because they know that we will gladly become their 2nd round of testers with much more accuracy due to our numbers.
Submitted December 15, 2020 at 06:40AM by Scrummly https://ift.tt/3qYtwaX
People who debate themselves for fun are “Mastur Debaters”
Submitted December 15, 2020 at 06:40AM by kellerman1994 https://ift.tt/34gwJt0
There is a solid consensus about what Santa Claus looks like. There is no consensus on what Mrs.Claus looks like.
Submitted December 15, 2020 at 06:41AM by T-ROY_T-REDDIT https://ift.tt/3aaVuug
The hair on your head is the only hair on your body that doesn’t have a limit to how long it can grow.
Must be some evolutionary advantage..
Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:12AM by pseudorem https://ift.tt/3gUakGT
Villains in movies pet cats when they are stressed out.
Trying to enact an evil scheme is anxiety filled, especially with some hero screwing it up. You have so many moving parts and you can’t look after everything. Petting animals is known to reduce stress.
It’s nice to think even the worst villains who had animals still loved one living thing.
Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:15AM by KennyMoose32 https://ift.tt/34dgHA0
A society that denies reality is doomed to destruction.
Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:15AM by David-Diron https://ift.tt/3mqvSME
Peninsulas are landmass penises.
Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:16AM by Super_ACF https://ift.tt/388g1ND
Fast Food employees would not be able to recreate how the food looks in the commercials even if you gave them all day
Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:16AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/3gUacHp
When we add “or something” to the end of a sentence, we negate everything we said in that sentence.
Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:18AM by I-suck-at-golf https://ift.tt/3nxqhpb
Must really piss cats off that the typical response to them meowing is humans meowing poorly right back at them
Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:18AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/2LBmDMO
A reverse mohawk is the balding man.
Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:22AM by twinsynth https://ift.tt/383ZXwb
There could be so much going on underground that we don't know about
Unique underground ecosystems, once thought extinct species, mole people, the uzumaki, so much could be happening and we'd just never know
Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:23AM by vodkaandsad https://ift.tt/2JXPQRI
Food and water are the most addictive drug in the world. It has a 100% mortality rate for withdrawal.
Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:27AM by rainbowsieger https://ift.tt/2WgUUDa
Kamikaze pilots used helmets
Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:30AM by Tharkius https://ift.tt/37jcRaA
When you make people Happy, Laugh, and you're sad inside, you're basically leading people to a paradise you can't achieve.
Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:30AM by ChemicalEnergy111 https://ift.tt/2K5Ajz1
The advancements in LED lighting have really changed the way Christmas looks.
Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:32AM by Dudleydacat https://ift.tt/3mjWDC7
You could die tomorrow, but you probably won't.
Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:33AM by A_Bit_Drunk https://ift.tt/37h5ct6
It may seem like kids fart a lot, but as adults we’ve just mastered the art of silent farting.
Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:36AM by kapbap https://ift.tt/3gLMXz8
The Earth is dealing with humans the same way humans act when they have a cold: heating up in the hopes that the parasite dies before the host does.
Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:36AM by Pope-Manolo https://ift.tt/3aaOXje
We judge whether actors are “good” or “bad” at acting based on them acting out situations we’ve never even been in.
Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:38AM by Mbogdan00 https://ift.tt/388fMSJ
Vaginas have changed the world in a significant way.
Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:39AM by A_Bit_Drunk https://ift.tt/2WdgOHd
Banks charge us for being broke...
It’s a messed up system.
Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:40AM by Dillonnyle https://ift.tt/3nlNCtB
There's nothing stopping you from going outside and screaming
Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:41AM by vodkaandsad https://ift.tt/37jqNkL
A US student has a bigger chance of getting shot than an active and deployed US Soldier
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 05:39AM by WhackerBoi https://ift.tt/3oPbdmK
If immortality is being remembered by the human race, Rick Astley will live forever through the use rickrolling.
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 05:40AM by RufflezAU https://ift.tt/3mdLGBZ
It's the ceiling of your mouth. Not the roof
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 05:40AM by v_vega_fiction https://ift.tt/37bKUBo
BARCODRESS
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 04:33AM by korpiafk https://ift.tt/2KpbBtb
Steamer has an unexpected guest drop by his stream.
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 04:38AM by Canis_Familiaris https://ift.tt/3m9zXEI
Insane update
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 04:43AM by Material_Bottle5888 https://ift.tt/3qSJzHw
Deltarune - Field Of Hopes And Dreams (keyboard cover)
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 04:54AM by BearKilgore https://ift.tt/3nk7JZd
My new anthem
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 04:55AM by freinlk https://ift.tt/3471cK0
WAP - Well-Armed Peasants - Medieval Cover
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 04:58AM by orcwordlaugh https://ift.tt/37V8TUA
Funny panda sunday
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 04:58AM by xXPumbaXx https://ift.tt/3a2Axlg
SWTOR Duel Of The Fates Version
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 05:02AM by 4LF1E22 https://ift.tt/3gIYOOw
Matt LeBlanc did his own dental work before Friends
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 05:08AM by january-december https://ift.tt/3ni4Dou
Video store employee has been making incredibly detailed music videos with their video library, so many jokes and hundreds of references . This one is "Scarecrow Video Didn't Start The Fire"
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 05:11AM by JoyMultiplication https://ift.tt/34bQvpv
Wheels and Wheelchairs: Sharing the Thrill and Joy of Speed on Wheels
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 05:13AM by bigwheelblading https://ift.tt/3mdaNVD
Othetheh , where the home of fathers .
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 05:15AM by desertgodfather https://ift.tt/345RHuo
This guy is Jimbo, he created a special dance (Madrid, Spain).
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 05:16AM by Antonio-Cansinos https://ift.tt/381flJF
Ruby works on improving her house in Bloxburg
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 05:17AM by juejue70 https://ift.tt/3mjm4nk
I perform full choir pieces as 1 singer performing all the parts. I hope you all "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" this year. Happy holidays, Reddit.
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 05:19AM by shack_0f_sit https://ift.tt/37TsvIw
Those who have been following the trial know that Depp was the domestic violence victim. They did not abuse each other as some people (who don't care) claim. If anyone wants to talk over this, feel free to drop your arguement in the comments and I'll reply as unbiased as possible.
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 05:23AM by TWD1fan https://ift.tt/2WdLV5u
Making and testing A Homemade $1 Axe from rebar
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 05:24AM by CarelessAward2330 https://ift.tt/37fjH0M
If Bee Goes Inside Your Nose
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 05:26AM by Kappachu https://ift.tt/3mgQ57s
Three inmates documenting their escape from jail
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 05:26AM by Cooldude0426 https://ift.tt/347mpDi
Scientifically, the Industrial Revolution is replacing proteins with metals.
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 05:34AM by MirdovKron https://ift.tt/37aH6QW
As much as you want to have people at your funeral, you wouldn't want your parents to attend.
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 05:40AM by ipawnn00bz https://ift.tt/37b6Tbt
Technically employees of toy manufacturers are elves.
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 05:41AM by handsomejack11 https://ift.tt/3a9TsKT
The entire Cold War sbmm controversy explained in 2 minutes (Black ops Cold War)
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 04:44AM by iOnlyUseShotties https://ift.tt/3a7qTxI
Behold. Ketchup Bot
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 04:46AM by Luke_Marshall1 https://ift.tt/349Hqxj
People are getting crazy and clashing in Washington DC
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 04:47AM by shipper612 https://ift.tt/2KoxlFW
武士 - A Cyberpunk Mix (Cyberpunk Dark Club Techno, Cyberpunk Night Club Electro)
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 04:50AM by Orion_Of_The_Galaxy https://ift.tt/2Koxr0g
Super Mario Kart — Stumpyspark
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 04:53AM by Sebba-Soft https://ift.tt/3808zns
The Console Nintendo Forgot
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 04:55AM by Stumpyspark https://ift.tt/3memk6Y
Cool Infrared video shows the airborne spread of coronavirus
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 04:57AM by rytis https://ift.tt/2IJi1TL
Why did you poke the frog?
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 05:04AM by Zak000000 https://ift.tt/2Lw1549
SpaceShipTwo Unity Landing
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 05:08AM by krugou https://ift.tt/3qOvECd
BUM RUM: A Quarantine Fever Dream!
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 05:13AM by LastCryForHelp https://ift.tt/37aFfvs
I love how excited this Australian guy is about long division!
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 05:13AM by SenorMath314 https://ift.tt/3abRY2Z
Andrew Cairney from Glasglow, Scotland loading all nine of The Ardblair Stones
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 05:14AM by amirsooltan https://ift.tt/37YVWcj
JFK gets irate starts calling everyone a "Silly Bastard!"
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 05:15AM by LegendLarrynumero1 https://ift.tt/37dzWLS
Small channel but intersting content, I defintley see some potential but I'm waiting on the new video. I'm just sharing this for anyone who might need some help with science (like me!).
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 05:15AM by xShaqOfficial https://ift.tt/3ng2RUO
How Big Can Wind Turbines Get?
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 05:17AM by skonats https://ift.tt/3gF3MMj
Started teaching myself 3D modeling a couple of months ago and made my first full 3D model. Dedicated to a game character that has been with me since middle school :)
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 05:17AM by DrMadashellandcant https://ift.tt/38dEvVN
Made a Sardines and Ice Cream Beef Burger and ate it...cause why not
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 05:21AM by BabySlayer1010 https://ift.tt/37daaY3
Playing piano with 8 EMG devices on hands - showing activity of muscles. I was wondering for a while how it would look, so as soon as we completed our device, recorded a video
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 05:24AM by the_3d6 https://ift.tt/37Xce5v
Acid Bath - Live Concert Footage (1993-1996)
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 05:25AM by JoshLikesAcidBath https://ift.tt/3ng9lmD
IMPOSSIBLE beer pong shots
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 05:25AM by idlethot https://ift.tt/2KldaZa
Steve Carell is who Michael Scott wishes he was.
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 05:40AM by tasharella https://ift.tt/341uhpR
Oil is our modern day spice trade.
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 05:40AM by Minute-Quote https://ift.tt/3ndsy8u
Nobody ever gets excited finding a regular fry in their order of curly fries
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 05:41AM by AkumaBengoshi https://ift.tt/2Kf2hIs
How Steno Works
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 04:31AM by aericktoes https://ift.tt/3qNSj1o
Jim Carrey Plays Drunk On The Aresnio Hall Show (Back when people still had a sense of humor)
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 04:31AM by 11ForeverAlone11 https://ift.tt/3agaV4D
People gathering in the streets for march in downtown Columbus
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 04:38AM by shipper612 https://ift.tt/3m5pQAI
Oggy and the Cockroaches Farmer for a Day S04E42 Full Episode in HD
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 04:39AM by Intelligent_Bus2151 https://ift.tt/2W70lEC
The Fat Controller Murders Trains
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 04:40AM by akitemime https://ift.tt/3mbe4ou
My friends have decided to start a channel making things from weird cookbooks! This episode they make Hot Cheeto Mountain Dew Cheese Curds from the Mountain Dew Cook Book!
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 04:40AM by ReverseComet https://ift.tt/3ndcqnw
Did Dream fake his speedruns? An analysis of incredible luck within Minecraft youtuber Dream’s speedruns
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 04:41AM by xMikee https://ift.tt/3qRxT7J
How Authenticity can be used to Manage your Loneliness
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 04:42AM by solariscalls https://ift.tt/37ZyX0G
Lisa Gaming may be smart, but she's still a terrible youtuber..
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 04:45AM by JoeDecker2020 https://ift.tt/3qNb2ub
What do y'all think about cyberpunk?
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 04:47AM by EEMon13456 https://ift.tt/3gQz9nj
Riverbottom Nightmare Band - Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 04:54AM by Harold_Grundelson https://ift.tt/2IJd7pO
Making music on a Tesla car
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 04:54AM by hsmm877 https://ift.tt/3gDZqVC
Streamer finds out she's on Youtube thumbnail
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 05:07AM by hodepadkp https://ift.tt/2JVjtD2
The holidays as a child, Now That’s What I Call Christmas on tv every 4 minutes
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 05:08AM by jdman5000 https://ift.tt/3nfv12y
Streamer introduces "Human" boyfriend
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 05:09AM by LoneAmerican https://ift.tt/3ndUd9r
My best friend gave me my Christmas present early. I couldn't be happier.
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 05:09AM by jhoe2131 https://ift.tt/3oOsVHf
Is it just me or is this Ellie Kemper's best bit as Erin on the Office? She goes through many stages
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 05:16AM by arealhumannotabot https://ift.tt/3oHVKVF
Overattached Mobster - Comedy Sketch
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 05:18AM by BlakeWho https://ift.tt/37asNMd
Guryong Village - The Last Slum in Seoul
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 05:24AM by badjorasP https://ift.tt/37VFZnh
How Psychopaths Flirt
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 05:26AM by Squaremy https://ift.tt/2KlKTBJ
The better you get at art the closer you become to a printer
Submitted December 11, 2020 at 05:35AM by SalsaEverywhere https://ift.tt/3qNaN2g
The terminology for a blowjob has gone from head to brain to neck. Soon people are gonna be asking girls knee.
Submitted December 11, 2020 at 05:36AM by FraudulentPlumber69 https://ift.tt/3qOgVXO
Humans are so stubborn and ignorant that we have a gigantic floating nuclear fusion reaction literally dumping unimaginable free energy on us every second of every day, yet we still opted to go along with some old dudes making bank off of oil
Submitted December 11, 2020 at 05:39AM by vexed_chexmix https://ift.tt/374kv8A
A cautionary tale about opening your own restaurant. NSFW
Submitted December 11, 2020 at 04:28AM by RobaDubDub https://ift.tt/3oGA7oO
[Digital Foundry] Cyberpunk 2077: PS4 vs PS4 Pro Frame-Rate Tests - Can Consoles Run Cyberpunk?"
Submitted December 11, 2020 at 04:29AM by FreemanCantJump https://ift.tt/3mfxeK5
Slav man takes us on an epic VR adventure through virtual Slav Worlds. Kind of cozy
Submitted December 11, 2020 at 04:35AM by GabrielLogan989 https://ift.tt/3qH5AsR
Absolute Hot
Submitted December 11, 2020 at 04:38AM by chefranden https://ift.tt/3maAAxE
Nobody: Exclusive Official Red Band Trailer (2021) - Bob Odenkirk, Christopher Lloyd
Submitted December 11, 2020 at 04:43AM by Dexonic https://ift.tt/3m87Eqe
Cab Calloway and the Jumpin Jive - the greatest dance sequence ever filmed - 1943
Submitted December 11, 2020 at 04:45AM by Fanfrenhag https://ift.tt/2W2O2sX
Starship falling through the sky from a few miles away.
Submitted December 11, 2020 at 04:49AM by asimo3089 https://ift.tt/3m4ZBKz
Metro 2033 Bullet Lighter / Lighter Metro Exodus
Submitted December 11, 2020 at 04:57AM by AnDIY-Restoration https://ift.tt/39YNJYn
Ruby Plays Roblox Breaking Point!
Submitted December 11, 2020 at 04:59AM by juejue70 https://ift.tt/3oHBjIp
Hans Zimmer - Chevaliers de Sangreal (Piano Cover by Arilyna)
Submitted December 11, 2020 at 05:00AM by InevitableSlice https://ift.tt/37WnU8q
Musee Mecanique: San Francisco's Weirdest Museum
Submitted December 11, 2020 at 05:01AM by bodag https://ift.tt/3qNdeBK
Playing AMONG US in ROBLOX ?!?!
Submitted December 11, 2020 at 05:02AM by buttmunchery2000 https://ift.tt/3qP0sTA
Why Shaolin monks display superhuman like capabilities?
Submitted December 11, 2020 at 05:04AM by sherlock_er https://ift.tt/3gMFeBb
Glow Ball is the best!
Submitted December 11, 2020 at 05:04AM by cashrash https://ift.tt/2Ke2X0Q