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Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:38AM by partaloski https://ift.tt/2Lbsf...
2021 is probably going to be one of the first years where gyms don't see a massive bump to memberships in January
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Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:42AM by Gekko_League https://ift.tt/3rG8V...
Whether it was good or bad, the end of a journey is a good thing to celebrate.
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Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:42AM by cursedchocolatechip https://ift.tt/3527F...
MediaGrabber - Download ANY media from ANY site for FREE into ANY format!
https://ift.tt/34ZilW6
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:03AM by cnote208 https://ift.tt/38PK3...
Is this real xD
https://youtube.com/shorts/I_QFgQ1YuSw
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:03AM by nikita2607 https://ift.tt/3hJE6...
Rule 34 is FAST
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gVfZnYnwW9Q&feature=share
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:03AM by Metalsaurus_Rex https://ift.tt/350DF...
Its not a rickroll although it looks like one. Its the ultimate rick roll
https://youtu.be/85QD6VyrAK4
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:04AM by Dark_LightthgiL_kraD https://ift.tt/2X2xU...
Sorry in advance, matchbox car lovers!
https://youtu.be/JMehCVxTYYM
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:07AM by nawbreau https://ift.tt/3aZHF...
Razor Hugh Fight in Cyberpunk 2077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dz5YJVWVVU&feature=youtu.be
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:13AM by YourBoyTec https://ift.tt/3n5QV...
I´ve Achieved Speed of Light in Cyberpunk 2077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbCOoTUBFd4&feature=youtu.be
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:13AM by YourBoyTec https://ift.tt/2KHeF...
Journey to Delamain core and his Son in Cyberpunk 2077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex_3bxXcz70&feature=youtu.be
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:13AM by YourBoyTec https://ift.tt/3o685...
Reagan Briefing On The Alien Presence
https://ift.tt/3rTIeAO
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:14AM by bartroberts2003 https://ift.tt/3hxz0...
Extremely Long Echo at a Gas Station!
https://youtu.be/-6J3MX9qRKg
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:15AM by woodheadbob https://ift.tt/395Tr...
GOLDFINCH SONGS MP3
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Lu0PoOvOZFQ&feature=share
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:17AM by ANAWRI1996 https://ift.tt/2L7Xe...
Mortgage Brokers vs Banks. Which is Better?
https://youtu.be/WN8rGVjPIvI
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:17AM by realjv https://ift.tt/3n1o8...
Santa's reindeers caught on camera !!
https://youtu.be/nnCUtltK7oo
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:18AM by elDaz2 https://ift.tt/34Yoz...
Purple Trumpet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ7b3p0ag-s&ab_channel=NickNavari
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:19AM by Youneedus https://ift.tt/2Mp0f...
2021 London New Year Fireworks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpJIg_3DnLk
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:20AM by FeTemp https://ift.tt/383Sy...
2021 quickly approachingthe US like...
https://youtu.be/bxYSgcaX5K0
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:21AM by pwnz0riz0r https://ift.tt/38U5x...
Vikings 6x11 Reaction/Review
https://youtu.be/U_RtMc7m92M
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:21AM by Animestoner92 https://ift.tt/34ZjU...
Moog Paul Vo Guitar with Moogerfooger Effects
https://youtu.be/-i8wQAu-iiU
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:21AM by zacharykingmusic https://ift.tt/3821S...
MF DOOM - That's That - Lyrics, Rhymes Highlighted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_mSiKhXqaM
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:22AM by Nostly https://ift.tt/3rGGp...
New Years Eve 2021 Fireworks Drone Footage | DJI Mavic Mini
https://youtu.be/gJIhkZeb-k0
Submitted January 01, 2021 at 05:25AM by cbaitson https://ift.tt/3aZHD...
You have most likely done something stupid in someone else’s imagination.
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Submitted December 31, 2020 at 06:36AM by supermegaphuoc https://ift.tt/3hywG...
Wafer cookies are the particle board of the cookie world
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Submitted December 31, 2020 at 06:38AM by FlavDingo https://ift.tt/3pEzA...
Board games are advertised as "fun for the family" yet more often than not end up in anger and yelling.
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Submitted December 31, 2020 at 06:41AM by plankto-ed https://ift.tt/3812y...
Sometimes even the magnum size ones don’t measure up.
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Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:07AM by HopeLeavesForever https://ift.tt/2Mgee...
Every post on here is from a bot and you are the only human foolish enough to actually post your thoughts.
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Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:08AM by I_am_a_Dogg https://ift.tt/2WZN2...
Nowadays, wash tubs are used for everything but washing.
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Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:08AM by David-Diron https://ift.tt/38REP...
When it comes to thinking, to many people stop at nothing.
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Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:09AM by David-Diron https://ift.tt/3n3RN...
If Apple really makes its own car, you won’t be able to use Android Auto in it.
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Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:10AM by arvinkong https://ift.tt/3huaL...
Statistically, half of all humans do still have a tail. It's just in the front
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Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:15AM by Googoltetraplex https://ift.tt/2JwWT...
The Lightsaber is the perfect PG-13 weapon because it cauterizes the wound before any blood can squirt out.
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Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:17AM by ezafs https://ift.tt/2KEHa...
The most frightening day of your life, might be your last.
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Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:18AM by The_Average_Dutchman https://ift.tt/38RR3...
Post-Christmas is the real Christmas for dogs. So many new, unexplained trees on the sidewalk to pee on.
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Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:18AM by Money_in_the_Hank https://ift.tt/3aYTk...
Forget the Banana as a survival food...
Get a load of Durian...
It stinks...tastes good tho...
It has thorns...yeet
It's thicc...big enough for many to eat
And yea works as a trap too
Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:19AM by Chupacbra https://ift.tt/3n2t4...
The first episode of family guy came out December 31st 1999, meaning it came out the same day that Philip j fry was frozen
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Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:21AM by nateglenn https://ift.tt/3aWuB...
The more you shave, the more frequently you're forced to shave
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Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:25AM by robinette129 https://ift.tt/2KNwu...
Steven Universe is the Avatar the Last Airbender of Cartoon Network
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Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:26AM by DevSynth https://ift.tt/3pCRW...
Cartoons are 67% of a person's childhood.
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Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:29AM by A_Bit_Drunk https://ift.tt/2L7tR...
Non-UK people point out that “maths” shouldn’t be short for “mathematics”, but use “stats” as the shortened form of “statistics”
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Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:30AM by AsianLondoner https://ift.tt/3ht7E...
Protesting never solved nuthin.
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Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:32AM by HopeLeavesForever https://ift.tt/3aVUo...
Having a muted mic when you thought it's unmuted is a far better scenario than having an unmuted mic when you thought it's muted
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Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:36AM by mrdicksolong https://ift.tt/3rIYH...
Jamie, pull that up.
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Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:36AM by IsThisLegitTho https://ift.tt/3rIYB...
Beans can, under the correct circumstances, be eaten as a form of food.
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Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:40AM by HopeLeavesForever https://ift.tt/3mXtB...
Julia Roberts really is a runway bride
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Submitted December 31, 2020 at 05:40AM by invertedparadX https://ift.tt/2XaH0...
House neighbors are so much more important than apartment neighbors.
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Submitted December 30, 2020 at 06:33AM by roastedtoperfection https://ift.tt/3rDbV...
Healthy people smell like oatmeal and cabbage.
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Submitted December 30, 2020 at 06:36AM by A_Bit_Drunk https://ift.tt/2KLYM...
If Tifa from FF7 had a sibling who gave birth, she would become Aunt Tifa.
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Submitted December 30, 2020 at 06:36AM by starfoxhound https://ift.tt/3hpAw...
French fries imply that there are different nationalities of fries.
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Submitted December 30, 2020 at 04:42AM by dipperofchips https://ift.tt/3aQgl...
If your family drank sodas, you didn’t pick your favorite by what you liked but instead what your family dislikes.
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Submitted December 30, 2020 at 04:47AM by DisappointedExister https://ift.tt/2M7SC...
Items you purchase have a per use cost based on price/number of times you use it. Something that seems cheap but rarely used will actually be more expensive per use than the seemingly more expensive items.
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Submitted December 30, 2020 at 04:50AM by Skrazilla https://ift.tt/3rFgn...
If you ever dived into the ocean, there is a 100% of the water that you dived into having touched fish dicks
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Submitted December 30, 2020 at 04:51AM by Partydude19 https://ift.tt/3aTNw...
Kinda fucked up how we cannot pick our usernames irl, which is considerably more important than an internet username
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Submitted December 30, 2020 at 04:52AM by Uruguayan_Tarantino https://ift.tt/3aSLh...
If Darth Vader uses the force to choke himself to death, he can die on demand.
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Submitted December 30, 2020 at 04:52AM by croco_chomp https://ift.tt/2KKqU...
Natural redheads on onlyfans have negative two souls.
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Submitted December 30, 2020 at 04:54AM by A_Bit_Drunk https://ift.tt/37UEg...
Those who seek to claim your successes are often those who in despite of, you've achieved success. Toxicity seeks to destroy growth.
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Submitted December 30, 2020 at 05:06AM by Loya1ty23 https://ift.tt/38OBa...
Given that males usually have an erection while sleeping/napping, and that most train travelers are asleep, trains are probably where you can find the highest concentration of boners per square meter/feet.
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Submitted December 30, 2020 at 05:09AM by C0c04l4 https://ift.tt/38IPA...
Fire Alarms accidentally cry wolf so often that we don’t even pay attention when we hear one anymore.
I mean I’m glad they’re sensitive but.. a string of fire alarms just went off in my flat building and I didn’t even flinch, or think about calling 999.. or even checking to see if there was a fire. They go off by accident so much it’s normal to assume it’s not actually a fire. We rely much more heavily on someone screaming FIRE FIRE just like in the...
Whenever we meow at cats, we’re just imitating their human accent.
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Submitted December 30, 2020 at 05:17AM by hznwlf https://ift.tt/390i9...
mfs used to practice lip-ups before they go play a game of spin the bottle
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Submitted December 30, 2020 at 05:18AM by invertedparadX https://ift.tt/3rDRP...
The company that made Twisted Tea is probably enjoying all the free advertising
It hadn't heard of the brand until the fight
Submitted December 30, 2020 at 05:18AM by RedWarrior42 https://ift.tt/38IeC...
It is impossible to be a person who always lies and then admits that they do
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Submitted December 30, 2020 at 05:20AM by Lower_Carrot https://ift.tt/34SPb...
Nothing more awkward than in a game of spin the bottle, when a straight guy spins the bottle and it lands on the other guy in the circle
Try again.
Submitted December 30, 2020 at 05:22AM by invertedparadX https://ift.tt/2JrVy...
Regina George’s dog must’ve been terribly depressed...
Because fetch was never gonna happen.
Submitted December 30, 2020 at 05:25AM by lucidjudas https://ift.tt/2KP7J...
The elephant is the most powerful land animal on earth
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Submitted December 30, 2020 at 05:28AM by buyingaspaceship https://ift.tt/3rGB3...
Bad handwriting is low-tech data encryption.
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Submitted December 30, 2020 at 05:29AM by wfezzari https://ift.tt/2L2Fj...
If a lot of the top post worked like Views off of YT a lot of the OP’s could have a livable source of income.
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Submitted December 30, 2020 at 05:36AM by nobodyasked101 https://ift.tt/37UGT...
One's external beauty, while excessive -- can make anyone a hypocrite.
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Submitted December 30, 2020 at 05:38AM by GustavoM https://ift.tt/34RXF...
The benefit of having chronic health issues when you're young is that you're prepared for old age.
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Submitted December 29, 2020 at 05:34AM by Lower_Carrot https://ift.tt/3pp45...
We always use two fingers to check for a pulse.
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Submitted December 29, 2020 at 05:36AM by charleshatt https://ift.tt/3pp41...
One day our cars won't let us speed, bring an end to high speed police chases.
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Submitted December 29, 2020 at 05:37AM by gooddavid99 https://ift.tt/3nYAv...
The Worst Trade in History
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7yasuvCsR4&t=75s
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 04:23AM by Deus_Pole_Vult https://ift.tt/3mVrW...
2004 Dodge Ram 2500 Cummins 6MT: Regular Car Reviews
https://youtu.be/oLvP68-l9Qs
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 04:37AM by ThumYorky https://ift.tt/34QtR...
Pokémon hits different.
https://youtu.be/5Rai22dALdE
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 04:39AM by mattammar https://ift.tt/3hrzg...
Try to find Rick
https://youtu.be/iXGLAdflgcU
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 04:41AM by The_Hunter37 https://ift.tt/3ry50...
Watching 'The Family Man,' when my mind suddenly broke from recalling a video from ten years ago!
https://youtu.be/5PJddmfesaA
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 04:46AM by bigblueberryboobies https://ift.tt/3rtV3...
Emily Blunt, Michael Buble and David Suzuki discussing climate change at an airport
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxLPSKTmM-g
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 04:47AM by shashankgaur https://ift.tt/3hr1k...
All Star but it's a Bach chorale following the conventions of the Common Practice Period
https://youtu.be/Ey5GItze-BY
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 04:47AM by Pianoangel420 https://ift.tt/3mV9o...
Horse Survives Accident, Horsebox Smashed to Smithereens
https://youtu.be/e8OUgvya47s
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 04:50AM by nightfly1000000 https://ift.tt/2KzmQ...
They've got moves too
https://youtu.be/2AQ7AsKdOEM
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 04:53AM by giftsamuel_ https://ift.tt/3nVyG...
a "let's go" maymay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kcpnqRLYK8
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 04:53AM by kr00mp1y_T-T https://ift.tt/2L6MF...
LES MARMOTTES
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ilV2fXilodU&feature=share
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 04:54AM by enkidomark https://ift.tt/3b1VB...
Sal covered in cats
https://youtu.be/3ig2FnAQ5K8
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 04:56AM by johnny_steinbeck https://ift.tt/3mWFu...
Bees and Flowers up-close in my backyard
https://youtu.be/ymABA1EGFQY
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 04:56AM by Ced_Rapsicum https://ift.tt/3mRDs...
The Legend of Jeff
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9x2NaGkl6BI&t=1s
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 04:56AM by confused_boner https://ift.tt/3pIjP...
I've tried to catch Articuno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk0BXx5GUHI
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 05:07AM by musonick https://ift.tt/2M7fb...
stu mackenzie screams at french people for roughly a minute
https://youtu.be/m2GYLDZkzF0
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 05:14AM by OMGorilla https://ift.tt/2L1Ga...
Tom Green being Adult Swim before Swimming was invented
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-mK62LJ9zg
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 05:14AM by takeitorleaveit1990 https://ift.tt/3pnPi...
The Trial of Alek Minassian: Autism, Empathy, and Theory of Mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5zZXrDn8d0&lc=Ugz5e4NknlNRHkjatlZ4AaABAg.9HmIBcpd5vi9HoLN0IFx2a&ab_channel=Zephyr
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 05:21AM by leo_99 https://ift.tt/34RGB...
Louis CKs Tv Debut
https://youtu.be/wh-INdDqBbE
Submitted December 29, 2020 at 05:26AM by takeitorleaveit1990 https://ift.tt/2L6kg...
Taking responsibility for one's own actions is a very useful concept for personal development. But that still doesn't make it a true concept in a deterministic universe. It's simply a useful fiction.
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Submitted December 28, 2020 at 05:15AM by Lower_Carrot https://ift.tt/38BHI...
The factors that ultimately lead to the creation of myself are the exact same ones that lead to the creation of any configuration of matter in our universe
I think for this reason, we cannot justify seeing all else that is, as what could have potentially been ourselves.
All that exists share this one thing. We are a product of the same reaction, one that we had no control over.
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 05:21AM by poofyogpoof https://ift.tt/38Ike...
Saying “your life is a joke” would probably be a weak insult to make to a comedian.
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Submitted December 28, 2020 at 05:33AM by Majeure21 https://ift.tt/3aL1Z...
Even if an extremely strong race like Elephants or Gorillas became as smart as humans, Humans would still stay on the top because of their million year advantage
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Submitted December 28, 2020 at 05:36AM by Aptohhhh https://ift.tt/3aLWY...
Star Wars is, by definition, multicultural.
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Submitted December 28, 2020 at 05:36AM by OyVeyzMeir https://ift.tt/2M1tm...
Strippers don’t have AC’s in there homes
OnlyFans
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 05:40AM by kennycrab12 https://ift.tt/3ryNo...
A short documentary about collecting Nintendo DS games
https://youtu.be/bu0NJaFSW5M?t=2
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 04:31AM by LeatherBelt4 https://ift.tt/3ptMx...
Yoda vs Spock
https://youtu.be/nPGTiaHaOpU
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 04:31AM by astrojaket https://ift.tt/2JoBZ...
Captain Disillusion - Mr. Flare Explains: The Popcorn Guy
https://youtu.be/omO5tWPLk4E
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 04:32AM by VikingTeddy https://ift.tt/38Dvl...
Amazing Big Net Catch and Modern Automatic Fish Cutting Machine | Deep Sea Net Fishing
https://youtu.be/aOYanE67bJY
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 04:34AM by Naturegirl_beauty https://ift.tt/3poQt...
What is a Latin American?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFQhe4Px0wA&t=199s
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 04:34AM by javaxcore https://ift.tt/3aN1X...
VGM Lounge Album - Members Showcase 01
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGwUPXFZv68
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 04:36AM by PhilsPhindings https://ift.tt/38CjY...
THROAT NOTES
https://youtu.be/qhVehcHwOB8
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 04:44AM by contactlite https://ift.tt/3mWrX...
Attack on titan s4 ep 4 tybur speech
https://youtu.be/9DV4C7_QCOs
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 04:50AM by nichm1 https://ift.tt/3o5PI...
Someone just beat a 10 year old Minesweeper Speedrun Record (expert)
https://youtu.be/aKML1EbVCvY
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 04:51AM by GnomeMafia https://ift.tt/37RV4...
Rick Astley The Luddites - Creep
https://youtu.be/viSDtk-LIhY
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 04:53AM by EmergencySpring5064 https://ift.tt/3hj70...
THROAT NOTES - Felix Cosgrave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhVehcHwOB8&ab_channel=FelixColgrave
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 05:02AM by rumhouse https://ift.tt/3mQgC...
Could listen to this song all night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDkWRP67Es0&ab_channel=menuts420
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 05:11AM by DrewCarey420 https://ift.tt/3hm2h...
I FINALLY Lowered the Mustang GT! (This is lowkey a tutorial)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr0k61s4-40
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 05:15AM by Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk https://ift.tt/3mTBa...
My hawk taking down a squirrel today
https://youtu.be/Vv9RuHV4NCY
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 05:18AM by Venom_Junky https://ift.tt/3aNBb...
Woman Refuses To Leave CVS
https://youtu.be/pT9VVIS8hOA
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 05:19AM by jjallure https://ift.tt/3aKuq...
How Thoughts Literally Create Reality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmH9EfIM9HU
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 05:20AM by C-Sambo https://ift.tt/34MPj...
10 yrs old Metal Head / Drum Cover of Unsainted by Slipknot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_fiHvcWnTg
Submitted December 28, 2020 at 05:24AM by habichuelacondulce https://ift.tt/3rwzJ...
We have named everything in our solar system, but we haven't named our solar system
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Submitted December 27, 2020 at 06:32AM by BearWurst https://ift.tt/2Kum7...
It takes a week off of work to get ready for a good week of vacation.
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Submitted December 27, 2020 at 06:32AM by truthpit https://ift.tt/2WPj5...
Turning the lights on while playing/watching TV is a true sign of fear
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Submitted December 27, 2020 at 06:34AM by Wing_Dings17 https://ift.tt/3nR0y...
You know something isn't that funny when someone says "that's funny"
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Submitted December 27, 2020 at 03:48AM by GunnarRunnar https://ift.tt/38GfG...
14th February is the day when a largest amount of sperms die.
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Submitted December 27, 2020 at 03:48AM by 256Moin256 https://ift.tt/3hkX8...
You know if people are able to send text messages along with a picture then they could also send an email since it's the same principle.
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Submitted December 27, 2020 at 04:40AM by KelvinBelmont https://ift.tt/37Qyk...
Tub thoughts use more water
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Submitted December 27, 2020 at 04:42AM by kimthealan101 https://ift.tt/3pq8C...
Honesty can be hard, but it's much easier than remembering every lie.
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Submitted December 27, 2020 at 04:47AM by cyniclone82 https://ift.tt/37P8l...
No one really wins Russian Roulette
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Submitted December 27, 2020 at 04:59AM by krazykanadian13 https://ift.tt/3mQSm...
100% of what is not natural was done by a human until the development of robots.
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Submitted December 27, 2020 at 05:04AM by trevize7 https://ift.tt/3aJ7p...
PC master-race are the “vegans” of the gaming world.
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Submitted December 27, 2020 at 05:10AM by onlyhvman https://ift.tt/3hiMp...
It's weird that there's best actor and actress categories, that's like guy employee of the month
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Submitted December 27, 2020 at 05:14AM by Opposite-Treacle-668 https://ift.tt/3nMTw...
If we couldn't breathe through our mouths, having a stuffed nose would probably be a way bigger issue
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Submitted December 27, 2020 at 05:31AM by total4ever https://ift.tt/2WN2S...
Charlie Brown is probably the biggest reason jazz music and Christmas are so closely linked together in people's minds
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Submitted December 27, 2020 at 05:34AM by arcsin1323 https://ift.tt/3mKR6...
Swiping through apps is the new surfing tv channels
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Submitted December 27, 2020 at 05:34AM by Nightsky19 https://ift.tt/3mOtr...
Every working compass in the world is facing the same direction.
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Submitted December 27, 2020 at 05:36AM by BPassetti https://ift.tt/2WTtB...
Man shits himself on international television
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Submitted December 27, 2020 at 05:40AM by Plus-Staff https://ift.tt/3mOWk...
People who post videos of them reverse hacking scammers have probably caused a few of them to be killed, considering the types of people these scammers work for.
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Submitted December 27, 2020 at 05:44AM by Lower_Carrot https://ift.tt/38G22...
At 5 you get excited for presents. At 15 you try not to act excited. At 25 you don’t care anymore.
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Submitted December 27, 2020 at 05:46AM by Lurtemis https://ift.tt/2WQjS...
Jeff Bezos is legally required to have car insurance even though he is likely wealthier than the insurance provider.
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Submitted December 27, 2020 at 05:50AM by IrishNSketchy https://ift.tt/3nMTs...
It takes 2 to tango, it only takes 1 to breakdance
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Submitted December 27, 2020 at 05:51AM by yayaya6969 https://ift.tt/3aL92...
The very existence of Best Buy also implies the existence of Worst Sell
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Submitted December 27, 2020 at 05:51AM by Who_Wolves https://ift.tt/2Kui9...
When you inhale, you’re inhaling dead skin cells and fart particles.
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Submitted December 27, 2020 at 05:52AM by LeahJay__ https://ift.tt/3mQKa...
Actually an 1:30 AM thought
We think we can see the colour black, but black appears black because we in fact cannot see it.
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 05:33AM by MemeMastero https://ift.tt/3hkU9...
The only reason the cast of Seinfeld hung out at a diner and not a bar was because Cheers was still on the air.
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Submitted December 26, 2020 at 05:36AM by C-Ron https://ift.tt/3mQWs...
Size is something that nobody can truly object
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Submitted December 26, 2020 at 05:36AM by GearsawStudios https://ift.tt/3mRxQ...
I wish I was Lance Reddick
https://youtu.be/uuOO8IeLLfI
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 04:35AM by turkialoya https://ift.tt/3rBkF...
When someone shows you a video on their phone
https://youtu.be/o9EWf-wXQ3o
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 04:38AM by AnUnladenSwallow_ https://ift.tt/37Lhl...
Computer/Electronics store from 1995.
https://youtu.be/QHgBSpKV51g
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 04:39AM by adh247 https://ift.tt/37QT6...
1 year progress of my music production
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9EN2EuT1fg
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 04:42AM by a55-eater https://ift.tt/3aJJk...
A little vhs vintage style video. I made the song myself. Any tips to help improve editing?
https://youtu.be/9mIDxvIYAXw
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 04:42AM by AsianNoodL https://ift.tt/2KWde...
Cyberpunk 2077 GLaDOS (Portal) easteregg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSXKVk0vwP4
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 04:46AM by raider_has_wh https://ift.tt/38tvN...
Mom did WHAT to get viewers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-bJnDuzlhc
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 04:48AM by TrainingTomato https://ift.tt/3pBr0...
It's a real shame that this guy doesn't make videos anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-y0MdPXslo
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 04:54AM by Mechaghostman2 https://ift.tt/3hkvy...
Me and my nephew did a Home Alone homage. He's only 12 but wrote/directed/edited everything...please be kind
https://youtu.be/oP814G2DPwc
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 04:54AM by mr_moloch https://ift.tt/3hhc3...
Lowlands Away
https://youtu.be/vGThECQmSpI
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 04:57AM by DyslexicRhinosaurus https://ift.tt/2WJIg...
Best Entry of All Time
https://youtu.be/-cJZ3Zy7xg0
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 04:59AM by StartupSapience https://ift.tt/3rtJ2...
Look at this monkey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLwpPYS3MFA
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 05:00AM by other_brother_daryl https://ift.tt/34MfG...
Minnesota Christmas Lights Tour With Music (4K HD)
https://youtu.be/CPHUOo5E8qU
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 05:00AM by thefamousbrownbear https://ift.tt/3rr8T...
Under The Influencer - Season 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZH8MoHyLCw
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 05:01AM by captain_shindiggler https://ift.tt/37TpV...
Amazing $10,000USD Cost Bluefin Tuna Fish Cutting Process , Most Expensive Japanese Food
https://youtu.be/BxpCmA_U0IA
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 05:01AM by Naturegirl_beauty https://ift.tt/2WJIb...
Stupid Girl Can't Answer a Simple Question.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF4Nr1JSfkM
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 05:06AM by Zahidali1030 https://ift.tt/3mKMu...
A ridiculous Christmas present wrapping video!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdEWIHw_0OU&feature=emb_rel_end
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 05:06AM by sambrea https://ift.tt/3rn3H...
Made a Kicksmas tree using some of our shoes including our daughters.
https://youtu.be/m2iFlIy2fMc
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 05:12AM by rchrdp305 https://ift.tt/3aHiR...
Cute Xmas Nintendo Switch gift 2017
https://youtu.be/koOBFLLBkS8
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 05:18AM by alittlemore https://ift.tt/3aFfk...
Dash Cam Compilation: Close calls and "special" drivers of Washington State
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t_5dAQfDBk&t=15s
Submitted December 26, 2020 at 05:21AM by loztriforce https://ift.tt/37OCX...
Hearing, sense of taste, and sense of smell are all just tactile on different sensory receptor.
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Submitted December 25, 2020 at 05:34AM by balloon_80391 https://ift.tt/3aFfL...
Smart people buy Christmas themed presents on Boxing day and gift them the next year.
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Submitted December 25, 2020 at 05:37AM by Big_Bro_Blank https://ift.tt/3pmhX...
It’s pretty wild when you think about how the hugest franchise in movie history started off with a bunch of amateur actors who mostly were drunk and high.
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Submitted December 25, 2020 at 05:41AM by Deathbysnusnubooboo https://ift.tt/2WJ2e...
Survived terminal disease then recovered from locked in syndrome and began nonverbal and verbal communication. Went from Quadra pelagic to this in 15 months.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMhN3QAbU-8
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 04:35AM by h-f-w https://ift.tt/3aIbF...
We Tried The Secret Orange Chicken Burrito From Panda Express
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6jQIhSua3o
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 04:36AM by InternationalForm3 https://ift.tt/34Hfc...
Super Hornet Breaks Sound Barrier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1ywUmBpVGY
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 04:36AM by marsianer https://ift.tt/34GbV...
The P@rn License
https://youtu.be/Y0qoIf_uvvs
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 04:36AM by SheltonFern https://ift.tt/3nPzK...
The darkness - Christmas time
https://youtu.be/lrVg1toMzuo
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 04:41AM by bledtobefree https://ift.tt/3aGHm...
Getting married in two days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I16_8l0yS-g
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 04:41AM by ThisBeDrake https://ift.tt/2KqUx...
Mission ImPawssible
https://youtu.be/ycFi_IynQsw
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 04:41AM by Crazed_Hatter https://ift.tt/2MaC8...
Sober (Tool) but it's All I Want for Christmas is You
https://youtu.be/OjigNOKF4t8
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 04:43AM by shack_0f_sit https://ift.tt/3nNp8...
this dude explains why I never had any sucess with online dating
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4xx76SgVbY
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 04:48AM by Russian_Calcucumber https://ift.tt/3mR3F...
Christmas Lists - the once famous channel Communitychannel finally uploaded a video after 4 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIkpZRSB5jo
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 04:50AM by HarrisonForelli https://ift.tt/3mPyw...
You can still get cheap Xmas decorations at Winter Wonderland (IKEA parking lot in Paramus, NJ)
https://youtu.be/HYMnmymg1n0?t=2
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 05:03AM by bourbonboots https://ift.tt/37OeC...
The Mouth of Sauron with Normal Voices
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05jfVlQ-CRI
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 05:03AM by EmotionalEmetic https://ift.tt/3aG0f...
WORLDS MOST VENOMOUS SNAKE CAUGHT ON ROLLER SKATES
https://youtu.be/Gw7x-8jNG80
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 05:09AM by gigglesbb https://ift.tt/3mNd6...
This is the worlds first hedgehog YouTube vlogger
https://youtu.be/6rnqP3GRlN0
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 05:09AM by Unlikely_Spinach https://ift.tt/2JjHJ...
Homer and John Cena Omegle Trolling
https://youtu.be/4mRRp0Zk4Wg
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 05:11AM by StartupSapience https://ift.tt/34HDU...
Binging with Babish House Tour
https://youtu.be/ua0-5FZ2Eww
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 05:13AM by wishiwasayoyoexpert https://ift.tt/3nNiP...
Falls - December
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mED_DeKGIw
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 05:15AM by skyhy109 https://ift.tt/3nQmW...
This Star Wars-themed light show won Christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpQa1b-P0oo
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 05:18AM by holyfruits https://ift.tt/3mW1m...
L7 - Pretend We Are Dead (Live 1992)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GypkmEUhHvQ
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 05:22AM by Xdexter23 https://ift.tt/2LWfr...
Spoken Roman Latin, from TV Show "Barbarians"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojC-zTXSAsY
Submitted December 25, 2020 at 05:25AM by Leering https://ift.tt/34Hf2...
Samsung washing machine plays a song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1gbHYqdPnk
Submitted December 24, 2020 at 06:22AM by Pleasant_Barracuda_2 https://ift.tt/3hlPs...
Austin's Classical Music: Piano Concerto No. 21 Movement By Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iAoXAUVXRc
Submitted December 24, 2020 at 06:24AM by Pleasant_Barracuda_2 https://ift.tt/3nMkw...
Nothing Compares 2 U sung by Gollum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d9pZi7uZQs&feature=youtu.be
Submitted December 24, 2020 at 06:27AM by karma_dumpster https://ift.tt/3mN9j...
Videogames are probably the only form of entertainment that deny further enjoyment if you're not good enough.
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Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:08AM by outerzenith https://ift.tt/3nLGZ...
It isn’t against the law to not wipe your ass after you had a shit
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Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:11AM by smeway111 https://ift.tt/3mLqs...
There will be more dead accounts that online accounts as years go by.
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Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:13AM by Al3X_AIVRZ https://ift.tt/3rsyq...
We would find it creepy to let a kid sit on a stranger's lap, but when they see Santa at the mall they're doing just that.
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Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:16AM by Adventurous_Yak_9234 https://ift.tt/3hh8Z...
You can take a shopping cart full of food that hasn't been paid for without getting arrested.
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Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:16AM by wfezzari https://ift.tt/2WE24...
Taking pictures of people's house is creepy unless they have cool Christmas lights
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Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:17AM by HyperSonic78 https://ift.tt/38vNh...
There is a big difference between 'Aww' and 'Eww', even though it is one letter.
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Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:17AM by Puppie00 https://ift.tt/3aLVe...
Frosty ‘The ‘Snowman’ makes it sound like he’s a coke dealer.
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Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:18AM by 666FuCkThEwOrLd666 https://ift.tt/2M87Y...
After a lifetime of sleep deprivation (a full 40 minutes a night) and a sugar based diet, Buddy the Elf’s mental and physical health must be in shambles
This also makes his odd actions more believable
Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:20AM by MatatoPotato https://ift.tt/3nLGY...
If your parents remember the occasion you were conceived, they probably didn’t have sex often.
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Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:22AM by maqqda https://ift.tt/3rs5h...
You never hear a lot about "TV kids" anymore
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Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:25AM by Icy_ToiletPaper https://ift.tt/38uv0...
Most people make the decision to procreate long before they have a chance of experiencing chronic pain / terminal illnesses. Only then do they see life in its true grim form, and realize that forcing new people to live in the meat grinder has been the biggest joke of all.
The fire rises brother.
Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:28AM by Lower_Carrot https://ift.tt/3rxi3...
A brain freeze implies the existence of a brain melt
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Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:30AM by BiggieChunnigus https://ift.tt/2KRj0...
Jake and Logan Paul started fight careers as a self harm mechanism to cope with their lives and unfortunate past with family and controversies
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Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:35AM by MedicalKitchen https://ift.tt/2WDXy...
Many people look like at least one of Chris(tian) Bale's movie roles.
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Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:35AM by Super_ACF https://ift.tt/3rmis...
Students never had as much homework as nowadays
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Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:36AM by im_pelican https://ift.tt/38rnI...
Every battle is made of emotion.
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Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:37AM by TheConjugalVisit https://ift.tt/3mM4u...
The real crapper about having kids is that every day seems to last a week. But so does every year.
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Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:38AM by Mikethebert https://ift.tt/2JgNN...
Having a smile that doesn't light up a room will keep you alive.
Source: Dateline
Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:38AM by YYCchatterbox https://ift.tt/2Jh1y...
In the meantime, you can be an internet celebrity without even knowing it.
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Submitted December 24, 2020 at 05:40AM by Diggywizzy https://ift.tt/34HdN...
Whether you have more OnlyFans or Patron subscriptions says a lot about yourself
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Submitted December 23, 2020 at 06:39AM by mattpao https://ift.tt/37HAn...
When people spot Superman, that first guy is really stoked to see a bird.
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Submitted December 23, 2020 at 06:41AM by Tommy-Soda https://ift.tt/37EuJ...
You can be eery without ears, nosey without a nose, but you can't be mouthy without a mouth.
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Submitted December 23, 2020 at 06:41AM by AfrikanSloth https://ift.tt/3nISK...
Toosie Slide is Drake's version of the Hokey Pokey
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Submitted December 23, 2020 at 04:52AM by grassmanmattgaming https://ift.tt/3aBuS...
Coffee with Vanilla and Cocoa is technically a 3-bean soup.
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Submitted December 23, 2020 at 04:54AM by ambermage https://ift.tt/3aHf3...
Farting is one of the oldest forms of air pollution.
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Submitted December 23, 2020 at 04:54AM by dalekfromskaro https://ift.tt/2WGBW...
You need to know all the answers to get both a 100 and a 0 on a multiple choice test.
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Submitted December 23, 2020 at 04:57AM by gumpshroom https://ift.tt/37Jwb...
Skittles and M&Ms must seriously mess with kids who are learning to associate colors and flavors
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Submitted December 23, 2020 at 05:00AM by S2Charlie https://ift.tt/3nKUA...
When the company Frigidaire first started, they probably never thought they were going to make ovens.
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Submitted December 23, 2020 at 05:06AM by Murder_Not_Muckduck https://ift.tt/2JbOp...
A terribly tasted coffee wakes you up more than a good one because of the anger and the need to buy another one it entails.
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Submitted December 23, 2020 at 05:06AM by arvinkong https://ift.tt/3axib...
A cooler isn't a cooler, it just keeps stuff cold. The ice pack is the cooler
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Submitted December 23, 2020 at 05:09AM by puggernault https://ift.tt/3hc1s...
Superman, who has X-ray vision, could probably see the panties of all girls who wear skirts/dresses on the other side of the world
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Submitted December 23, 2020 at 05:09AM by clubby_21 https://ift.tt/2Jcih...
Humans like to believe that we only use 20% of our brains because it makes us feel better about realizing how truly dumb some of our species can be.
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Submitted December 23, 2020 at 05:10AM by LibraLynx98 https://ift.tt/3aNQ3...
If you make a hammer that resembles a penis and testicles is it a "ball-peen hammer?"
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Submitted December 23, 2020 at 05:12AM by Chicken_Wing https://ift.tt/2WE9G...
CHANCE turns into CHANGE with just one, miniscule line.
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Submitted December 23, 2020 at 05:13AM by GiantGhostGonads https://ift.tt/3mEoT...
Technically, breast milk from billionaires is always 1% milk
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Submitted December 23, 2020 at 05:15AM by Et-Bumhole https://ift.tt/2LT63...
Putting all those babies in the infantry seems like a bad idea.
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Submitted December 23, 2020 at 05:16AM by Blinky_ https://ift.tt/2WHIO...
Maggoty bread seems like the kind of thing an orc would like.
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Submitted December 23, 2020 at 05:27AM by PtotheL https://ift.tt/3rlGA...
If you were a sock inside out the whole universe is wearing it except your feet
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Submitted December 23, 2020 at 05:31AM by DiabloArya https://ift.tt/2JhMX...
There's something incredibly obnoxious about 7 billion other people going about their day when you die.
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Submitted December 23, 2020 at 05:34AM by captainpwncakes https://ift.tt/3mEoL...
A small movie about a rebellion against an empire became one of the biggest empires in history.
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Submitted December 23, 2020 at 05:36AM by unclefishbits https://ift.tt/2WFXk...
"bite down" and "chow down" are strange terms considering you actually bite up and the top part of your jaw does not move
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Submitted December 23, 2020 at 05:38AM by plankto-ed https://ift.tt/3mIiL...
A weighted blanket is a friendly sleep paralysis.
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Submitted December 23, 2020 at 05:40AM by allen84 https://ift.tt/3hoaC...
Bring your daughter! Your daughter! To the slaughter!
Let her gooo! Let her gooo! LET HER GO!!
Submitted December 22, 2020 at 06:32AM by throwawaybnr1 https://ift.tt/3nHng...
Sixteen-hundred is less than sixteen-fifty, even though a hundred is more than fifty
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Submitted December 22, 2020 at 06:34AM by SHkymu https://ift.tt/37JB0...
The satisfaction of pressing two magnets with the same pole together when we were kids reveals so much about our innate desire to combat the nature.
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Submitted December 22, 2020 at 06:36AM by arvinkong https://ift.tt/3h9FE...
Number of tweets about starting a new book are too large than the number of tweets about finishing the book. Buying books and finishing it must be different hobbies.
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Submitted December 22, 2020 at 04:54AM by shishir-nsane https://ift.tt/2KMsd...
The next generation won't have to try to teach their parents that you can't pause an online game but the will be something new that we won't understand
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Submitted December 22, 2020 at 04:57AM by nothumanreally https://ift.tt/3rgoA...
A telephone is a router/repeater of your voice
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Submitted December 22, 2020 at 04:57AM by Daveyd325 https://ift.tt/38tEw...
Eating a whole package of gummy vitamins is worse for you than eating a whole pack of gummy bears.
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Submitted December 22, 2020 at 04:58AM by OneCreativeBoi https://ift.tt/37G1p...
Automated moderation can be really surprising about what it moderates
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Submitted December 22, 2020 at 05:01AM by davidtar https://ift.tt/3nAUR...
Those things you use to come in a box also come in a box themselves.
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Submitted December 22, 2020 at 05:02AM by Ionsife https://ift.tt/3h8sD...
Plants need water to live.
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Submitted December 22, 2020 at 05:04AM by TheWelkinAtDusk https://ift.tt/3petm...
If all people have the same height , same weight, same skin they will still make fun of each other
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Submitted December 22, 2020 at 05:04AM by i_suck_toes_for_10 https://ift.tt/2KMa8...
When your phone autocorrects heroes to herpes, maybe the universe is trying to tell us something about heroes.
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Submitted December 22, 2020 at 05:05AM by FrenchDude1000 https://ift.tt/3pbU5...
Not all food grows in the ground.
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Submitted December 22, 2020 at 05:08AM by TheWelkinAtDusk https://ift.tt/3aKxL...
A headrest isn’t really a place to rest your head
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Submitted December 22, 2020 at 05:08AM by comefindme1231 https://ift.tt/37ELB...
Nitric Acid and Fluoroantimonic acid is sour and spicy water.
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Submitted December 22, 2020 at 05:11AM by kinkycarbon https://ift.tt/3pdTI...
A bidet is a refusal to compromise to harbor fecal particles until you also get to wash the rest of your body.
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Submitted December 22, 2020 at 05:14AM by Superpiri https://ift.tt/38r2U...
Giving to others makes ones self feel good so technically generosity can be selfish
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Submitted December 22, 2020 at 05:16AM by throawayboi https://ift.tt/3mG1U...
A finger painting is technically a digital painting
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Submitted December 22, 2020 at 05:22AM by CallMeCurious https://ift.tt/3pe3Z...
If you had love, it's gone. If you were in love, it's ever present. If you make love, you getting laid.
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Submitted December 22, 2020 at 05:24AM by Scrummly https://ift.tt/3pfeg...
It doesn't matter how full the glass is it only matters what it is full of
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Submitted December 22, 2020 at 05:24AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/3pgIp...
Houses would sell for more if the listing told the floor area in triangle feet.
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Submitted December 22, 2020 at 05:25AM by Danile2401 https://ift.tt/2WDXX...
Babies learn a language faster than most other age groups
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Submitted December 22, 2020 at 05:26AM by yeetoof3000 https://ift.tt/3mz21...
In a kingdom, the higher your power the longer you sit.
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Submitted December 22, 2020 at 05:32AM by ddiioonnaa https://ift.tt/3pewC...
It'd be weird if all of a sudden, we get visited by humans from another galaxy, and they were like, "Wait, you guys didn't know about the humans in other parts of the universe? There are trillions of us, y'all are missing out!"
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Submitted December 21, 2020 at 06:36AM by 021504 https://ift.tt/38oXC...
The people who marketed dildos did a much better job than the people who marketed flesh lights because it’s not really seen as that weird for a girl to own a dildo but if a guy had a vibrating flesh light no one would ever talk to him again
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Submitted December 21, 2020 at 06:36AM by smeway111 https://ift.tt/34wHV...
Candy cane ice cream with chocolate chunks Is mint chip in disguise
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Submitted December 21, 2020 at 06:37AM by Rover-II https://ift.tt/3rirv...
People born after 2000 won't be yelling "PIVOT" as much when they help their friends move.
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Submitted December 21, 2020 at 04:54AM by doey93 https://ift.tt/38odh...
The ability to edit and/or delete physical expressions of our thoughts has arguably changed human society more than any other factor
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Submitted December 21, 2020 at 04:57AM by Hammerhand231 https://ift.tt/2Jahg...
Biologically, somewhere in the world, there exists the latest human generation going about their business without realizing it
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Submitted December 21, 2020 at 04:59AM by kirarpit https://ift.tt/2KmzN...
Quotes are ofter attributed to characters and not the authors or screenwriters who actually wrote the quotes.
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Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:02AM by mgvd218 https://ift.tt/3auBH...
talking yourself out of posting something on social media is a very new phenomenon
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Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:08AM by emdot3 https://ift.tt/38qCr...
The fact that the word “fallacy” has nothing to do with looking like a penis seems like a missed opportunity
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Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:13AM by THE_BARCODE_GUY https://ift.tt/3mAqK...
In the original Toy Story Buzz Lightyear thinks he’s real, but he stops moving for fear he’ll be found out...
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Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:16AM by idrinksometimes https://ift.tt/2WAL2...
At least one person is being raped within 50 miles of you
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Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:17AM by smeway111 https://ift.tt/2LLSc...
Ties are an outdated piece of clothing that adds absolutely nothing to your appearance, if anything they only ever flap around and look messy
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Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:18AM by KeepPunkRockElite https://ift.tt/3au0x...
Chrome books are the same thing as a Mac book with a 700$ price difference between the two
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Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:20AM by TonicPancake438 https://ift.tt/3nBxs...
The reason we think these recent generations are so dumb is because were only told of the smartest or most important people in history
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Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:20AM by OldSpiceAd https://ift.tt/37zoC...
If Samwise from Lord of the Rings met Timothy Olyphant, he would think he was part elephant.
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Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:22AM by codyong https://ift.tt/3reZZ...
If a guy hangs out with a group of girls people think "That guy is gay" but if a guy hangs out with a group of guys nobody thinks "That guy is straight"
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Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:23AM by ciann4 https://ift.tt/2WuZM...
In our society, the most important factor of success for an artist is the ability to cope with mental health issues.
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Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:28AM by P3r3grinus https://ift.tt/37z82...
There could be thousands of vampires and/or zombies living on our planet, we just don't know because they're buried and can't get out of their coffins.
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Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:32AM by Nabrokarstafur https://ift.tt/2Kllm...
Colleges have no business providing minor league support to professional teams.
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Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:34AM by David-Diron https://ift.tt/3ph15...
All laws are below the homeless, because if they are punished they're no longer homeless
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Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:34AM by hhffijhg https://ift.tt/37xXy...
Viagra has made life a lot more disgusting for women who just want a Sugar Daddy.
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Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:37AM by Clownworld311 https://ift.tt/3nGCn...
tides are the moon's way of saying hello
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Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:38AM by Cardinal_Syndrome https://ift.tt/2J7wc...
Only people with Alzheimers can fully enjoy re-watching a movie.
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Submitted December 21, 2020 at 05:38AM by ENCHFIGHT365 https://ift.tt/3au0w...
It’s fairly easy to traumatize someone, but extremely difficult to un-traumatize the same person.
Don’t try the first one, obviously.
Submitted December 20, 2020 at 06:35AM by ThePinkTeenager https://ift.tt/3nAop...
A grave robber and an archaeologist perform exactly the same job while finding themselves on polar opposite ends of the respect scale.
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Submitted December 20, 2020 at 06:36AM by harlsey https://ift.tt/3rbj2...
The word trigger triggers people.
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Submitted December 20, 2020 at 06:38AM by ludoopy https://ift.tt/3rdFn...
Pale Rider is the ultimate cuckold flick
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Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:01AM by nebulouslurker https://ift.tt/38jJW...
Not one person who ever died for their beliefs, regretted it.
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Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:01AM by FaustusLiberius https://ift.tt/3mtLB...
Humans most likely will stop evolving in the near future
as Darwin stated, we evolve to be able to stay alive. prey that had longer legs were able to run faster, meaning they’d survive more, which meant that they were most likely the ones that passed their genes. however, due to modern science and technology, someone born with no legs can still survive, whereas in the wild they’d have almost 0 probability...
If your diet consists of only pizza then you're just a slice of pizza enjoying the world wide web
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Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:06AM by 800rob https://ift.tt/3nzFo...
post-nut clarity was probably a form of evolution
we probably have post nut clarity to prevent us from having too much sex, which basically makes us easy prey if we’re always having sex. i can probably assume that there were a ton of early humans that were eaten by predators while on round 3.
Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:08AM by dsdfdsd https://ift.tt/34rMA...
Veganism could potentially alter the evolution of humanity.
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Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:09AM by AnonymousLegacy https://ift.tt/37wWN...
LinkedIn is to IT people what dating is to women. You get adored by all recruiters but before you find what you're looking for you'll have to waddle between all the dicks first
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Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:09AM by Iskelmaikel https://ift.tt/34ws3...
If you argue with your wife, and you are wrong, you must be wrong. If you are right, and you argue, you are wrong again. If you keep silent, you are being insensitive, and you are wrong again. So in any case you will be wrong.
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Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:11AM by arvinkong https://ift.tt/38mbg...
We always eat desserts with the icing side pointed away from our tongues
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Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:12AM by HushTheWise https://ift.tt/3h1MD...
For someone who has bulletproof skin, Supergirl has piercing
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Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:12AM by Flat-Researcher-809 https://ift.tt/2J5Hy...
The only number we don’t round up is age.
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Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:14AM by ScrewOriginalNames https://ift.tt/3atnA...
There's such a huge difference between someone who's 'high waisted' and someone who's 'high and wasted.'
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Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:20AM by ghostoflaurapalmer https://ift.tt/34v2k...
In every sea, ocean, river and lake there is pee from humans
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Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:22AM by OJ2332 https://ift.tt/3aq9f...
Santa having enough coal to give to all the naughty kids implies to the fact that some of his elfs work as miners in order to extract it.
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Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:25AM by SPGT1 https://ift.tt/2KDKu...
Mosquitoes implies the existence of mosquifingers.
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Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:26AM by Gary_October https://ift.tt/2J3mw...
If dolphins, octopuses and bonobos teamed up, we’d all be FUCKED.
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Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:29AM by gandalf1420 https://ift.tt/3p2bR...
People missing an arm can masturbate with their phantom limb.
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Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:32AM by TheWelkinAtDusk https://ift.tt/38mbf...
Spider-man has the opposite of plot amour, it's more like a plot sword
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Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:34AM by 5P00DERMAN1264 https://ift.tt/2Kcxy...
Every reading of the devil can be classified as "heavy metal satan" or "smooth jazz satan"
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Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:36AM by whos_mama https://ift.tt/34tDF...
In a world where many seek money, power, fortune, and fame, it is wise to wish only the simplicity of simple life with peace, love, and happiness.
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Submitted December 20, 2020 at 05:38AM by Linux-Is-Best https://ift.tt/3rcR9...
There are few things more enriching than pleasant, spontaneous interactions with strangers.
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Submitted December 19, 2020 at 06:37AM by Dogalicious https://ift.tt/3h2bk...
Anonymity has done wonders for people with embarrassing questions.
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Submitted December 19, 2020 at 06:38AM by A_Bit_Drunk https://ift.tt/34stn...
Glasses were made so people could see in HD.
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Submitted December 19, 2020 at 06:39AM by Suicidalist666 https://ift.tt/3armn...
The saddest part of getting old is not being able to enjoy music in quite the same way
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Submitted December 19, 2020 at 04:55AM by splintersmaster https://ift.tt/2Kmmf...
Smoking a joint can get you sent to the joint.
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Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:01AM by haddock420 https://ift.tt/3areq...
Fortune doesn't favour the brave, it honestly seems to favour the coward
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Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:01AM by KeepPunkRockElite https://ift.tt/38jek...
Every background character that casually gets killed in a movie has a life full of family and friends that are impacted by their death.
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Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:02AM by luceharper https://ift.tt/34usZ...
Pooping your pants is something everyone had done and no one admits
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Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:07AM by Crom2323 https://ift.tt/2KBOH...
It’s easy to know what you want for Christmas until someone actually asks you what you want for Christmas.
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Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:08AM by Finneagan https://ift.tt/3h3Es...
Iron-Man is Marvel’s Batman on a financial level, but Daredevil is Marvel’s Batman on an emotional level.
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Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:13AM by windmillninja https://ift.tt/2WtJp...
Most cars still have CD players while most new phones don't have a headphone jack
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Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:16AM by JackOfAllSpades12 https://ift.tt/38fXQ...
If a medical expert declares that you're insane, proving him/her wrong can be very difficult.
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Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:26AM by vulcanavro https://ift.tt/3mynb...
As a species, the cows life expectancy is shorter due to domestication, but their survival rate is much greater also due to domestication.
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Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:27AM by Willberforcee https://ift.tt/3my12...
Ghosts are all nobodies
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Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:27AM by dankmemerboi86 https://ift.tt/37xg9...
If driving around in Deep South in US and a remnant of rope is seen on a very tall, and very old tree, two thoughts completely antithetical to each other come to mind - tire swing or lynching tree.
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Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:27AM by Baby_You_A_Stah https://ift.tt/34twW...
Ludacris' (Got Hoes) Area Codes could be considered a rap remake of Steve Miller Band's "Rock N Me"
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Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:28AM by hutimuti https://ift.tt/3h25N...
All colors are some shade of white.
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Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:28AM by NitrusKat https://ift.tt/3my11...
White stormtroopers were a terrible camouflage for the hallways of dark spaceships
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Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:30AM by autistic_robot https://ift.tt/3aqdQ...
CO2 emissions from dinosaur farts were probably astronomical.
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Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:30AM by A_Bit_Drunk https://ift.tt/3nyle...
Anyone who needs glasses has to pay extra for life's High Definition option
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Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:33AM by Merciful_Mammoth https://ift.tt/2KBSh...
The famous “Nigerian Prince” e-mail scam might have obscured an actual Nigerian prince who needed help and was willing to send money.
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Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:34AM by Con-D-Oriano1 https://ift.tt/38h7G...
Kids took away Mom's "Birth Day" celebration, changed it to their "Birthday" and gave them "Mother's Day" but still made it about them!
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Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:36AM by Zombie_Be_Gone https://ift.tt/2WwqR...
A person who makes coffee makers is a coffee maker maker. His/her parents are coffee maker maker makers.
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Submitted December 19, 2020 at 05:36AM by Godspeed411 https://ift.tt/2LRsS...
If hard work reliably produced success, people would work hard more reliably.
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Submitted December 18, 2020 at 06:29AM by Dougness https://ift.tt/38kT0...
Bart Simpson wouldn't be so stupid if not for all the stranglings.
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Submitted December 18, 2020 at 06:34AM by Psychocrates https://ift.tt/2Kyrm...
If you think for a while, it is very easy to commit a crime and no one ever catches you
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Submitted December 18, 2020 at 06:35AM by chechebi88 https://ift.tt/3p0PT...
Dance is music for your eyes.
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Submitted December 18, 2020 at 04:39AM by ashikatheninja https://ift.tt/3nz8c...
Horns are made of keratin. Hair is made of keratin. We're all very, very horny.
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Submitted December 18, 2020 at 04:47AM by 800rob https://ift.tt/38bVp...
Serial killers reduce the carbon footprint of humans more than the average person who is environmentally conscious.
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Submitted December 18, 2020 at 04:47AM by The_Mad_King_Froberg https://ift.tt/3h0hY...
Tinder is an app that makes babies
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Submitted December 18, 2020 at 04:47AM by adriangerbroski https://ift.tt/3nv9l...
Fridges have lights in them because humans speak the universal language of food.
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Submitted December 18, 2020 at 04:53AM by dulfuckyourself https://ift.tt/34l5f...
Cheap lab kill free meat will lead to an extinction event level of farm animal deaths
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Submitted December 18, 2020 at 04:55AM by Pirat6662001 https://ift.tt/37tYT...
The broth in cup noodles is flavored salt water
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Submitted December 18, 2020 at 04:59AM by iguana_katana https://ift.tt/3nx2o...
Humans chose luxury over sustainability.
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Submitted December 18, 2020 at 05:00AM by yellowtonkatruck https://ift.tt/3gYkm...
Gravity is technically the most powerful magnet, as it pulls on everything
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Submitted December 18, 2020 at 05:04AM by JamesTDG https://ift.tt/3nwyI...
Being drunk is polite because all the fancy drinks are alcoholic.
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Submitted December 18, 2020 at 05:05AM by Razorclaw_the_crab https://ift.tt/37wbO...
A chicken coop is a cockblocker.
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Submitted December 18, 2020 at 05:06AM by Gary_October https://ift.tt/38kJu...
The British Royal Family are Institutional Kardashians
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Submitted December 18, 2020 at 05:07AM by jam4yousir https://ift.tt/3gXiN...
If you use "aged like milk" as a negative, you shouldn't enjoy Parmigiano-Reggiano or other aged cheeses
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Submitted December 18, 2020 at 05:08AM by GunnarRunnar https://ift.tt/3p6JM...
when all the pornhub videos were deleted, there were probably millions of funny comments deleted that no one will ever see again
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Submitted December 18, 2020 at 05:17AM by FnafGamer21 https://ift.tt/3alkm...
If 2 people sounded the exact same they probably wouldnt realize it until they heard a recording
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Submitted December 18, 2020 at 05:17AM by senor_parsley https://ift.tt/3muOy...
We all have the power to turn our wrists around 360 degrees, yet we choose not to
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Submitted December 18, 2020 at 05:18AM by dmonster1 https://ift.tt/3muyM...
Including blinking, people spend the majority of their lives with their eyes closed.
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Submitted December 18, 2020 at 05:21AM by ThatOneEdgyTeen https://ift.tt/37ur6...
It takes something awful to happen for major improvements to happen
Take 9/11 for example. It took a terrible catastrophe for major overhauls to be brought to aviation.
Submitted December 18, 2020 at 05:28AM by MLG_squid101 https://ift.tt/3mu5u...
There is someone who watched all of your favorite movie/show and rated it a one.
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Submitted December 18, 2020 at 05:31AM by sonicx3087 https://ift.tt/3p3Ef...
Face coverings hanging in cars' rearview mirrors are the new air fresheners
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Submitted December 18, 2020 at 05:36AM by VonPursey https://ift.tt/3p2mu...
We're older than characters in Cyberpunk 2077
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Submitted December 17, 2020 at 06:38AM by Omer_0 https://ift.tt/3ak0Q...
If everything was perfect you wouldn't have anything to look forward to
Find the good things in a bad situation.
Submitted December 17, 2020 at 06:38AM by TheBossMeansMe https://ift.tt/37qQI...
Jerk off to VeggieTales
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Submitted December 17, 2020 at 06:39AM by Plus-Staff https://ift.tt/2KsRY...
Contrary to popular belief, you have to be educated if you wanted to drop out and become a successful criminal
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Submitted December 17, 2020 at 04:55AM by kennycrab12 https://ift.tt/3r3zc...
Serial killers must have some magic judgement of character because none of their victims seem to be discribed as anything other than positive. Q
When they do news interviews with people who knew the victims it never seems to be like
Yeah they were a shitty person aint no one gonna miss them
Submitted December 17, 2020 at 04:57AM by plankto-ed https://ift.tt/3afej...
We don’t know what color dinosaurs were, neither do we know what sounds they made. So it is possible that they had a language.
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Submitted December 17, 2020 at 04:58AM by heartyprince979 https://ift.tt/3gU9h...
With a bus card, you are paying over 50$/month just so it can beep when you hover it over the machine
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Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:09AM by Vltrux https://ift.tt/2IVkZ...
The moment someone wins an “Unsung Hero Award”, they are no longer an unsung hero
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Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:14AM by SuicidalSpartan514 https://ift.tt/3oWYQ...
When someone says that someone is playing checkers and they’re playing chess, they’re the much bigger moron if they’re actually playing checkers.
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Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:17AM by whaddayagondo https://ift.tt/3rewV...
You make most of your decisions subconsciously.
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Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:18AM by Howl_Free_or_Die https://ift.tt/3h6xJ...
The Pokémon TV show made us pay much more attention to commercials because we were waiting intently to see “who’s that Pokémon” the second it came back from a break.
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Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:18AM by thrillho333 https://ift.tt/37oqv...
The only reason medication isn't advertised on the radio is because they can't distract you with videos of people living amazingly happy lives while they list off the awful symptoms that the medication will give you.
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Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:20AM by -IrrelevantElephant- https://ift.tt/2WoUo...
Candy melts when heated but when it gets very hot it gets hard.
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Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:23AM by Super_ACF https://ift.tt/2WmCD...
The business most affected negatively by a drop in murder rate is the funeral parlour
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Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:26AM by invertedparadX https://ift.tt/3r318...
The cybertruck brought back the original blocky car look.
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Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:27AM by Super_ACF https://ift.tt/3ajbN...
Searching for a new laptop is forcing your old one to dig its own grave
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Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:28AM by SandSquid73 https://ift.tt/2Wlo9...
A lot of jobs only exist because people either can’t or don’t want to do certain things themselves.
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Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:33AM by Reset108 https://ift.tt/2WA3k...
Not much is worse than procrastinating by accident.
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Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:35AM by Super_ACF https://ift.tt/3r6Vm...
Lamps in Videogames use real electricity. Because they light up the surrounding area, the screen needs to get brighter. And a brighter screen uses more power...
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Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:36AM by Smexyredditor69 https://ift.tt/3nsYz...
Taking pictures of yourself is "selling your body," but permanently annihilating your body and mind at a warehouse in service of investors and shareholders for minimum wage is "hard work" and "respectable."
Simple and easy to understand perspective. Giving credit where credit is due.
Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:39AM by pale_blue_dots https://ift.tt/37qjW...
Growth happens when your uncomfortable, healing happens when you’re comfortable.
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Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:39AM by mndaver24 https://ift.tt/3r6Vt...
We could be living in a reality like the one in It’s a Wonderful Life where someone is missing from our lives who was supposed to help us a lot
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Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:40AM by jtjamestownsend https://ift.tt/38fcn...
Shit in pants masturbation
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Submitted December 17, 2020 at 05:41AM by Plus-Staff https://ift.tt/3adrO...
A good measure of age is how much nose hair someone has.
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Submitted December 16, 2020 at 05:40AM by Fluid-Daydreamer https://ift.tt/37o7C...
Rachel Green from Friends could have been Emily in Paris
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Submitted December 16, 2020 at 05:41AM by benddiagram https://ift.tt/2Wwwr...
GOLDMAN v SILVERMAN starring Adam Sandler. Directed by the Safdie Brothers.
https://youtu.be/tQOKPAdjCUs
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 04:17AM by kingkongcompany1968 https://ift.tt/3a9Wz...
Sorry I got mad but I can sing good!
https://youtu.be/uJXN9J0mSxE
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 04:18AM by jake216 https://ift.tt/2KuuE...
The translated lyrics to the “Polish Dancing Cow Song” reveal a deep and twisted portrayal of drug addiction
https://youtu.be/6GCng7cjJ7M
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 04:23AM by BarcodeIlIllIlIlBoye https://ift.tt/34i0P...
Translation of a 4000 years old sumurian tablet where a father Lectures his lazy son
https://youtu.be/IR-GsvJVH14
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 04:25AM by nichm1 https://ift.tt/3oWLn...
Gateway Of The Mind | Storytime With Grax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKDGPO1EzIc
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 04:25AM by OhDoctorZaius https://ift.tt/3nmOb...
When I was a security guard, I was basically this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XEanIUhJ4M
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 04:27AM by boomshiki https://ift.tt/3ah7G...
but my lord there IS no such force
https://youtu.be/Y5NTgZA-xWE
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 04:27AM by MungTongue https://ift.tt/3gP11...
Vape Nation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkm8Hteeh6M
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 04:32AM by coned88 https://ift.tt/3ntUn...
Alien Language
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj0yBY_mjwk
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 04:38AM by Alarmed-Molasses8647 https://ift.tt/3aelX...
Apple| AirPod Max | Why So Costly
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7KMvQTtNuik&feature=share
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 04:38AM by Available_Code4946 https://ift.tt/3r00i...
Worthikids made a fantastic animated video for Featureman's song 'Dried Up Old Bones'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJBCuRsrqUU
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 04:39AM by pswii360i https://ift.tt/3gNAZ...
Cyberpunk 2077 on PS4: The Clubbing Experience
https://youtu.be/gKxNJqoeRX0
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 04:49AM by creampieyourself https://ift.tt/2LBFJ...
Siri saying the official names of every emoji
https://youtu.be/AwJ6bOFQ2Yo
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 04:50AM by PotatoRecipe https://ift.tt/3gR0d...
Cut to ANY card trick performance
https://youtu.be/v37AsHiCMek
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 05:00AM by Jetfisher11 https://ift.tt/2WpIt...
I make choir pieces as 1 singer performing all the sections. Here is my rendition of "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"
https://youtu.be/yh04SvSwmvw
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 05:12AM by shack_0f_sit https://ift.tt/2KuAj...
Back before social media, social distancing, Matt was dancing all over the world. Better times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 05:20AM by RandomAsianGuy https://ift.tt/3miVX...
Romania Grand Campaign Episode 18: The 15 Years War
https://youtu.be/3PT0kYAoNIU
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 05:22AM by coolpics22 https://ift.tt/3nnTn...
Tailing Missions from the NPC's Perspective
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP468OEln4U
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 05:24AM by BetYouCanReadThis https://ift.tt/34jse...
Super Winter Memories | Chillout Mix Music | 19 Top Tracks
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M0m0dZfOwF0&feature=share
Submitted December 16, 2020 at 05:24AM by abidhussain11 https://ift.tt/2LA1C...
It's simple really. They put out games and worry less about bugs because they know that we will gladly become their 2nd round of testers with much more accuracy due to our numbers.
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Submitted December 15, 2020 at 06:40AM by Scrummly https://ift.tt/3qYtw...
People who debate themselves for fun are “Mastur Debaters”
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Submitted December 15, 2020 at 06:40AM by kellerman1994 https://ift.tt/34gwJ...
There is a solid consensus about what Santa Claus looks like. There is no consensus on what Mrs.Claus looks like.
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Submitted December 15, 2020 at 06:41AM by T-ROY_T-REDDIT https://ift.tt/3aaVu...
The hair on your head is the only hair on your body that doesn’t have a limit to how long it can grow.
Must be some evolutionary advantage..
Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:12AM by pseudorem https://ift.tt/3gUak...
Villains in movies pet cats when they are stressed out.
Trying to enact an evil scheme is anxiety filled, especially with some hero screwing it up. You have so many moving parts and you can’t look after everything. Petting animals is known to reduce stress.
It’s nice to think even the worst villains who had animals still loved one living thing.
Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:15AM by KennyMoose32...
A society that denies reality is doomed to destruction.
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Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:15AM by David-Diron https://ift.tt/3mqvS...
Peninsulas are landmass penises.
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Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:16AM by Super_ACF https://ift.tt/388g1...
Fast Food employees would not be able to recreate how the food looks in the commercials even if you gave them all day
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Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:16AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/3gUac...
When we add “or something” to the end of a sentence, we negate everything we said in that sentence.
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Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:18AM by I-suck-at-golf https://ift.tt/3nxqh...
Must really piss cats off that the typical response to them meowing is humans meowing poorly right back at them
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Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:18AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/2LBmD...
A reverse mohawk is the balding man.
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Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:22AM by twinsynth https://ift.tt/383ZX...
There could be so much going on underground that we don't know about
Unique underground ecosystems, once thought extinct species, mole people, the uzumaki, so much could be happening and we'd just never know
Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:23AM by vodkaandsad https://ift.tt/2JXPQ...
Food and water are the most addictive drug in the world. It has a 100% mortality rate for withdrawal.
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Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:27AM by rainbowsieger https://ift.tt/2WgUU...
Kamikaze pilots used helmets
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Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:30AM by Tharkius https://ift.tt/37jcR...
When you make people Happy, Laugh, and you're sad inside, you're basically leading people to a paradise you can't achieve.
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Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:30AM by ChemicalEnergy111 https://ift.tt/2K5Aj...
The advancements in LED lighting have really changed the way Christmas looks.
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Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:32AM by Dudleydacat https://ift.tt/3mjWD...
You could die tomorrow, but you probably won't.
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Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:33AM by A_Bit_Drunk https://ift.tt/37h5c...
It may seem like kids fart a lot, but as adults we’ve just mastered the art of silent farting.
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Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:36AM by kapbap https://ift.tt/3gLMX...
The Earth is dealing with humans the same way humans act when they have a cold: heating up in the hopes that the parasite dies before the host does.
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Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:36AM by Pope-Manolo https://ift.tt/3aaOX...
We judge whether actors are “good” or “bad” at acting based on them acting out situations we’ve never even been in.
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Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:38AM by Mbogdan00 https://ift.tt/388fM...
Vaginas have changed the world in a significant way.
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Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:39AM by A_Bit_Drunk https://ift.tt/2WdgO...
Banks charge us for being broke...
It’s a messed up system.
Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:40AM by Dillonnyle https://ift.tt/3nlNC...
There's nothing stopping you from going outside and screaming
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Submitted December 15, 2020 at 05:41AM by vodkaandsad https://ift.tt/37jqN...
A US student has a bigger chance of getting shot than an active and deployed US Soldier
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Submitted December 14, 2020 at 05:39AM by WhackerBoi https://ift.tt/3oPbd...
If immortality is being remembered by the human race, Rick Astley will live forever through the use rickrolling.
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Submitted December 14, 2020 at 05:40AM by RufflezAU https://ift.tt/3mdLG...
It's the ceiling of your mouth. Not the roof
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Submitted December 14, 2020 at 05:40AM by v_vega_fiction https://ift.tt/37bKU...
BARCODRESS
https://youtu.be/tH3eHLta8rI
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 04:33AM by korpiafk https://ift.tt/2KpbB...
Steamer has an unexpected guest drop by his stream.
https://youtu.be/JExVpaEkubQ
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 04:38AM by Canis_Familiaris https://ift.tt/3m9zX...
Insane update
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoowPqULPzw
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 04:43AM by Material_Bottle5888 https://ift.tt/3qSJz...
Deltarune - Field Of Hopes And Dreams (keyboard cover)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1bkcjGtUjU
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 04:54AM by BearKilgore https://ift.tt/3nk7J...
My new anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbk9cDX0l0
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 04:55AM by freinlk https://ift.tt/3471c...
WAP - Well-Armed Peasants - Medieval Cover
https://youtu.be/y41tdYb5u5U
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 04:58AM by orcwordlaugh https://ift.tt/37V8T...
Funny panda sunday
https://youtu.be/GlGkzb6uoaM
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 04:58AM by xXPumbaXx https://ift.tt/3a2Ax...
SWTOR Duel Of The Fates Version
https://youtu.be/K1deCqqTEy4
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 05:02AM by 4LF1E22 https://ift.tt/3gIYO...
Matt LeBlanc did his own dental work before Friends
https://youtu.be/NcrLffEZD8E
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 05:08AM by january-december https://ift.tt/3ni4D...
Video store employee has been making incredibly detailed music videos with their video library, so many jokes and hundreds of references . This one is "Scarecrow Video Didn't Start The Fire"
https://youtu.be/15MX-CRjFdc
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 05:11AM by JoyMultiplication https://ift.tt/34bQv...
Wheels and Wheelchairs: Sharing the Thrill and Joy of Speed on Wheels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58sDaPbahjQ&t=7s
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 05:13AM by bigwheelblading https://ift.tt/3mdaN...
Othetheh , where the home of fathers .
https://youtu.be/HIkDwY7FbFA
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 05:15AM by desertgodfather https://ift.tt/345RH...
This guy is Jimbo, he created a special dance (Madrid, Spain).
https://youtu.be/riFeF68P4Xw
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 05:16AM by Antonio-Cansinos https://ift.tt/381fl...
Ruby works on improving her house in Bloxburg
https://youtube.com/watch?v=w3x1f5gwEh0&feature=share
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 05:17AM by juejue70 https://ift.tt/3mjm4...
I perform full choir pieces as 1 singer performing all the parts. I hope you all "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" this year. Happy holidays, Reddit.
https://youtu.be/yh04SvSwmvw
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 05:19AM by shack_0f_sit https://ift.tt/37Tsv...
Those who have been following the trial know that Depp was the domestic violence victim. They did not abuse each other as some people (who don't care) claim. If anyone wants to talk over this, feel free to drop your arguement in the comments and I'll reply as unbiased as possible.
https://youtu.be/nsrt537wd8s
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 05:23AM by TWD1fan https://ift.tt/2WdLV...
Making and testing A Homemade $1 Axe from rebar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMFpirHCoz0&feature=youtu.be&ab_channel=TheCraftsmen%27Spark
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 05:24AM by CarelessAward2330 https://ift.tt/37fjH...
If Bee Goes Inside Your Nose
https://youtu.be/3UWnCMqa2Ag
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 05:26AM by Kappachu https://ift.tt/3mgQ5...
Three inmates documenting their escape from jail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocL-AxeqORw&ab_channel=JailBreak
Submitted December 14, 2020 at 05:26AM by Cooldude0426 https://ift.tt/347mp...
Scientifically, the Industrial Revolution is replacing proteins with metals.
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Submitted December 13, 2020 at 05:34AM by MirdovKron https://ift.tt/37aH6...
As much as you want to have people at your funeral, you wouldn't want your parents to attend.
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Submitted December 13, 2020 at 05:40AM by ipawnn00bz https://ift.tt/37b6T...
Technically employees of toy manufacturers are elves.
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Submitted December 13, 2020 at 05:41AM by handsomejack11 https://ift.tt/3a9Ts...
The entire Cold War sbmm controversy explained in 2 minutes (Black ops Cold War)
https://youtu.be/FtihSNkzQck
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 04:44AM by iOnlyUseShotties https://ift.tt/3a7qT...
Behold. Ketchup Bot
https://youtu.be/dbbque0Y4FU
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 04:46AM by Luke_Marshall1 https://ift.tt/349Hq...
People are getting crazy and clashing in Washington DC
https://ift.tt/2IJd9hq
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 04:47AM by shipper612 https://ift.tt/2Koxl...
武士 - A Cyberpunk Mix (Cyberpunk Dark Club Techno, Cyberpunk Night Club Electro)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opi_NwmPmLk&t=907s
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 04:50AM by Orion_Of_The_Galaxy https://ift.tt/2Koxr...
Super Mario Kart — Stumpyspark
https://youtu.be/YabV8-nTTcY
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 04:53AM by Sebba-Soft https://ift.tt/3808z...
The Console Nintendo Forgot
https://youtu.be/f-rNolZqpO0
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 04:55AM by Stumpyspark https://ift.tt/3memk...
Cool Infrared video shows the airborne spread of coronavirus
https://youtu.be/xEp-Sdgl9AU
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 04:57AM by rytis https://ift.tt/2IJi1...
Why did you poke the frog?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH65zQ3aai8
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 05:04AM by Zak000000 https://ift.tt/2Lw15...
SpaceShipTwo Unity Landing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq_cBw9la2U&ab_channel=VirginGalactic
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 05:08AM by krugou https://ift.tt/3qOvE...
BUM RUM: A Quarantine Fever Dream!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMJX5NJaJjI
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 05:13AM by LastCryForHelp https://ift.tt/37aFf...
I love how excited this Australian guy is about long division!
https://youtu.be/9Ea9YGN6SJM
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 05:13AM by SenorMath314 https://ift.tt/3abRY...
Andrew Cairney from Glasglow, Scotland loading all nine of The Ardblair Stones
https://youtu.be/Hk89U4BYyZo
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 05:14AM by amirsooltan https://ift.tt/37YVW...
JFK gets irate starts calling everyone a "Silly Bastard!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtLTmg2vCzY
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 05:15AM by LegendLarrynumero1 https://ift.tt/37dzW...
Small channel but intersting content, I defintley see some potential but I'm waiting on the new video. I'm just sharing this for anyone who might need some help with science (like me!).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lehDG34lOlQ
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 05:15AM by xShaqOfficial https://ift.tt/3ng2R...
How Big Can Wind Turbines Get?
https://youtu.be/wr7QZ364jPY
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 05:17AM by skonats https://ift.tt/3gF3M...
Started teaching myself 3D modeling a couple of months ago and made my first full 3D model. Dedicated to a game character that has been with me since middle school :)
https://youtu.be/TfHQ2slyWKQ
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 05:17AM by DrMadashellandcant https://ift.tt/38dEv...
Made a Sardines and Ice Cream Beef Burger and ate it...cause why not
https://youtu.be/ktVSFpKeXpI
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 05:21AM by BabySlayer1010 https://ift.tt/37daa...
Playing piano with 8 EMG devices on hands - showing activity of muscles. I was wondering for a while how it would look, so as soon as we completed our device, recorded a video
https://youtu.be/Ty7T0hk4Ruo
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 05:24AM by the_3d6 https://ift.tt/37Xce...
Acid Bath - Live Concert Footage (1993-1996)
https://youtu.be/SpCJcOIg9ro
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 05:25AM by JoshLikesAcidBath https://ift.tt/3ng9l...
IMPOSSIBLE beer pong shots
https://youtu.be/Ppu00h6x3CM
Submitted December 13, 2020 at 05:25AM by idlethot https://ift.tt/2Klda...
Steve Carell is who Michael Scott wishes he was.
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Submitted December 12, 2020 at 05:40AM by tasharella https://ift.tt/341uh...
Oil is our modern day spice trade.
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Submitted December 12, 2020 at 05:40AM by Minute-Quote https://ift.tt/3ndsy...
Nobody ever gets excited finding a regular fry in their order of curly fries
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Submitted December 12, 2020 at 05:41AM by AkumaBengoshi https://ift.tt/2Kf2h...
How Steno Works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsRTTD9k2ME
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 04:31AM by aericktoes https://ift.tt/3qNSj...
Jim Carrey Plays Drunk On The Aresnio Hall Show (Back when people still had a sense of humor)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xcC9R91bP4E&feature=share
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 04:31AM by 11ForeverAlone11 https://ift.tt/3agaV...
People gathering in the streets for march in downtown Columbus
https://ift.tt/2IJd9hq
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 04:38AM by shipper612 https://ift.tt/3m5pQ...
Oggy and the Cockroaches Farmer for a Day S04E42 Full Episode in HD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDLfN7P8o7w
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 04:39AM by Intelligent_Bus2151 https://ift.tt/2W70l...
The Fat Controller Murders Trains
https://youtu.be/USJzrhzDMwE
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 04:40AM by akitemime https://ift.tt/3mbe4...
My friends have decided to start a channel making things from weird cookbooks! This episode they make Hot Cheeto Mountain Dew Cheese Curds from the Mountain Dew Cook Book!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1V_QNv9nP4
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 04:40AM by ReverseComet https://ift.tt/3ndcq...
Did Dream fake his speedruns? An analysis of incredible luck within Minecraft youtuber Dream’s speedruns
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-MYw9LcLCb4
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 04:41AM by xMikee https://ift.tt/3qRxT...
How Authenticity can be used to Manage your Loneliness
https://youtu.be/drDakaVFFv8
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 04:42AM by solariscalls https://ift.tt/37ZyX...
Lisa Gaming may be smart, but she's still a terrible youtuber..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahSyTOFZb6M
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 04:45AM by JoeDecker2020 https://ift.tt/3qNb2...
What do y'all think about cyberpunk?
https://youtu.be/HhNIhdxmR9Y
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 04:47AM by EEMon13456 https://ift.tt/3gQz9...
Riverbottom Nightmare Band - Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas
https://youtu.be/jJ3cWWNXBHg
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 04:54AM by Harold_Grundelson https://ift.tt/2IJd7...
Making music on a Tesla car
https://youtu.be/1rHlpEodnfM
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 04:54AM by hsmm877 https://ift.tt/3gDZq...
Streamer finds out she's on Youtube thumbnail
https://youtu.be/84hw0irpx0o
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 05:07AM by hodepadkp https://ift.tt/2JVjt...
The holidays as a child, Now That’s What I Call Christmas on tv every 4 minutes
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U81WDtCiMNU&feature=youtu.be
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 05:08AM by jdman5000 https://ift.tt/3nfv1...
Streamer introduces "Human" boyfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWE32zBmW5M
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 05:09AM by LoneAmerican https://ift.tt/3ndUd...
My best friend gave me my Christmas present early. I couldn't be happier.
https://youtu.be/qH7SHoCM9Gc
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 05:09AM by jhoe2131 https://ift.tt/3oOsV...
Is it just me or is this Ellie Kemper's best bit as Erin on the Office? She goes through many stages
https://youtu.be/Vl844EsNR_k
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 05:16AM by arealhumannotabot https://ift.tt/3oHVK...
Overattached Mobster - Comedy Sketch
https://youtu.be/oina1iKMI2c
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 05:18AM by BlakeWho https://ift.tt/37asN...
Guryong Village - The Last Slum in Seoul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1C0UT_7KO0
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 05:24AM by badjorasP https://ift.tt/37VFZ...
How Psychopaths Flirt
https://youtu.be/lFyHzq4cGBs
Submitted December 12, 2020 at 05:26AM by Squaremy https://ift.tt/2KlKT...
The better you get at art the closer you become to a printer
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Submitted December 11, 2020 at 05:35AM by SalsaEverywhere https://ift.tt/3qNaN...
The terminology for a blowjob has gone from head to brain to neck. Soon people are gonna be asking girls knee.
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Submitted December 11, 2020 at 05:36AM by FraudulentPlumber69 https://ift.tt/3qOgV...
Humans are so stubborn and ignorant that we have a gigantic floating nuclear fusion reaction literally dumping unimaginable free energy on us every second of every day, yet we still opted to go along with some old dudes making bank off of oil
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Submitted December 11, 2020 at 05:39AM by vexed_chexmix https://ift.tt/374kv...
A cautionary tale about opening your own restaurant. NSFW
https://youtu.be/G6eSVHkrBUU
Submitted December 11, 2020 at 04:28AM by RobaDubDub https://ift.tt/3oGA7...
[Digital Foundry] Cyberpunk 2077: PS4 vs PS4 Pro Frame-Rate Tests - Can Consoles Run Cyberpunk?"
https://youtu.be/C5pHpQqhmR4
Submitted December 11, 2020 at 04:29AM by FreemanCantJump https://ift.tt/3mfxe...
Slav man takes us on an epic VR adventure through virtual Slav Worlds. Kind of cozy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8dvaTO3NM
Submitted December 11, 2020 at 04:35AM by GabrielLogan989 https://ift.tt/3qH5A...
Absolute Hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHyctwgE6m4
Submitted December 11, 2020 at 04:38AM by chefranden https://ift.tt/3maAA...
Nobody: Exclusive Official Red Band Trailer (2021) - Bob Odenkirk, Christopher Lloyd
https://youtube.com/watch?feature=share&v=n8j6P8QtAYw
Submitted December 11, 2020 at 04:43AM by Dexonic https://ift.tt/3m87E...
Cab Calloway and the Jumpin Jive - the greatest dance sequence ever filmed - 1943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8yGGtVKrD8
Submitted December 11, 2020 at 04:45AM by Fanfrenhag https://ift.tt/2W2O2...
Starship falling through the sky from a few miles away.
https://youtu.be/iauacCNV86s?t=9
Submitted December 11, 2020 at 04:49AM by asimo3089 https://ift.tt/3m4ZB...
Metro 2033 Bullet Lighter / Lighter Metro Exodus
https://youtu.be/KgVacV6mwRE
Submitted December 11, 2020 at 04:57AM by AnDIY-Restoration https://ift.tt/39YNJ...
Ruby Plays Roblox Breaking Point!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=InamNSUgZbw&feature=share
Submitted December 11, 2020 at 04:59AM by juejue70 https://ift.tt/3oHBj...
Hans Zimmer - Chevaliers de Sangreal (Piano Cover by Arilyna)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJv4mlvcs0Q
Submitted December 11, 2020 at 05:00AM by InevitableSlice https://ift.tt/37WnU...
Musee Mecanique: San Francisco's Weirdest Museum
https://youtu.be/owwJ9Y-Wbzw?t=100
Submitted December 11, 2020 at 05:01AM by bodag https://ift.tt/3qNde...
Playing AMONG US in ROBLOX ?!?!
https://youtu.be/gjIMrVti1qM
Submitted December 11, 2020 at 05:02AM by buttmunchery2000 https://ift.tt/3qP0s...
Why Shaolin monks display superhuman like capabilities?
https://youtu.be/8Jf3TU-Oglg
Submitted December 11, 2020 at 05:04AM by sherlock_er https://ift.tt/3gMFe...
Glow Ball is the best!
https://youtu.be/dtLsJpM0rrE
Submitted December 11, 2020 at 05:04AM by cashrash https://ift.tt/2Ke2X...