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Submitted April 01, 2021 at 06:09AM by SomeDankBoy https://ift.tt/3uboP...
Think of how many more people would have been scammed if scammers knew how to type and spell.
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Submitted April 01, 2021 at 06:16AM by JackMcKracken https://ift.tt/31Ces...
The spiders that take the rye loaves are likely coming from the attic, hence the footsteps at night.
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Submitted April 01, 2021 at 06:23AM by DasSuffering https://ift.tt/31P0F...
U.S. cuisine is the kids' menu of the world.
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Submitted April 01, 2021 at 04:47AM by TheEloraDanan https://ift.tt/3mbdL...
The Beatles are the ICP of rock music.
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Submitted April 01, 2021 at 04:51AM by DasSuffering https://ift.tt/3sFbY...
Alcoholism is the addiction with the least support.
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Submitted April 01, 2021 at 04:53AM by DasSuffering https://ift.tt/3dq2u...
Technically every reality show is set in the same cinematic universe.
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Submitted April 01, 2021 at 04:54AM by BulbasaurArmy https://ift.tt/3cJtK...
Writing a gay/lesbian romance story is more difficult than a hetero one
It’s simply because you can’t use he/she as often, like:
Herero: He was 31 and she was 28, you understand that the man is 31 and the woman is 28
Gay: He was 31 and he was 28, you would get confused with who is who
So you would have to use other words substitute the gender pronouns
Submitted April 01, 2021 at 04:54AM by naftola https://ift.tt/2...
Conformity is the only defense against bad luck.
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Submitted April 01, 2021 at 05:00AM by emaclane https://ift.tt/2PpC1...
One day there’ll be a Google Mars map.
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Submitted April 01, 2021 at 05:01AM by IOTA_Tesla https://ift.tt/2PG7S...
Music doesn’t get much more technical than the Foo Fighters.
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Submitted April 01, 2021 at 05:02AM by DasSuffering https://ift.tt/39sSh...
Telling someone you’re an over-sharer is a form of over-sharing
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Submitted April 01, 2021 at 05:02AM by TurbulentArea69 https://ift.tt/3sJCT...
Before pictures, you wouldn't be able to know what you looked like with your eyes clothes. Before mirrors, you wouldn't be able to know what you looked like with your eyes open.
Closed* sorry
Except if you were able to get some super skilled photo realist painter to do a portrait I guess, but even then it's not exact.
Submitted April 01, 2021 at 05:08AM by FeCard https://ift.tt/3whih...
AC/DC is the Darkthrone of the dad rock world.
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Submitted April 01, 2021 at 05:12AM by DasSuffering https://ift.tt/3rEXW...
swallowing semen is technically canibalism
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Submitted April 01, 2021 at 05:14AM by Leeogorath https://ift.tt/3fvlz...
Since we can only uncover their fossilised remains, we have no way of knowing if dinosaurs developed superpowers
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Submitted April 01, 2021 at 05:17AM by NotTheMessiah83 https://ift.tt/3ueWm...
It's possible that giraffes look just like horses, but in fact are very aroused by cameras
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Submitted April 01, 2021 at 05:19AM by NotTheMessiah83 https://ift.tt/3dq2E...
Mushroom slaps rarely come from mushrooms.
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Submitted April 01, 2021 at 05:21AM by DasSuffering https://ift.tt/2PPwH...
Snoring is a modern privilege, as you had to remain silent at night during prehistoric times to avoid attracting predators
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Submitted April 01, 2021 at 05:22AM by Kelewann https://ift.tt/3dmfz...
There is a good chance that barbers will notice a decline in income due to people realizing that after growing their hair due to barbers being closed, they actually prefer it longer and don't need it cut as often
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Submitted April 01, 2021 at 05:23AM by LordNadez https://ift.tt/3wjca...
Getting in shape sucks but being in shape is awesome. Getting fat is awesome but being fat sucks
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Submitted April 01, 2021 at 05:24AM by tandyman234 https://ift.tt/3fwqS...
Wearing the same shoes for a year can be quite a feet.
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Submitted April 01, 2021 at 05:27AM by Gary_October https://ift.tt/3fuK6...
In the Harry Potter universe, tin foil-hat conspiracist have a valid point.
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Submitted April 01, 2021 at 05:27AM by Ihavenolifes https://ift.tt/3cCML...
Pirates would dig up all the train crossings
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Submitted March 31, 2021 at 05:23AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/39q8O...
Whenever someone outshines the rest of the players in a sport, he’s a badass. On video games, he’s a try hard.
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Submitted March 31, 2021 at 05:24AM by kennycrab12 https://ift.tt/3fyYE...
Pooping yourself is the circle of life
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Submitted March 31, 2021 at 05:25AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/3doP5...
It’s possible that increased telework will invalidate the humor of the movie “Office Space” for future generations.
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Submitted March 31, 2021 at 05:32AM by ladykensington https://ift.tt/2O8Qd...
400 years ago, people probably thought we would have robot horses
Well we do, kind of
Submitted March 31, 2021 at 05:32AM by liu________________ https://ift.tt/31vdT...
Getting married is the biggest mistake ever.
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Submitted March 31, 2021 at 05:34AM by DasSuffering https://ift.tt/3dnrd...
The only way to make a perfect human is to make it imperfect
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Submitted March 31, 2021 at 05:35AM by Moldebutt https://ift.tt/3rCWy...
Spiderman is Peter Parkers Fursona :(
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Submitted March 31, 2021 at 05:36AM by littlemissbunnywoman https://ift.tt/3u6Ys...
People must have smelled really bad thousands of years ago.
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Submitted March 31, 2021 at 05:38AM by TheMasterOfDeath69 https://ift.tt/2QNiB...
If you were given a one year jail sentence a year ago you got off relatively lightly.
Don't get me wrong, prison sounds hard, but if you had to do time, it was a good time to do it.
Submitted March 31, 2021 at 05:38AM by bentonboomslang https://ift.tt/3rxNT...
A living, breathing piece of defacating meat.
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Submitted March 31, 2021 at 05:39AM by DasSuffering https://ift.tt/2PMqJ...
The last Mario Kart game will likely release before you die.
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Submitted March 31, 2021 at 05:41AM by Duytune https://ift.tt/3wfpk...
Harry Mack Freestyles over streamer Leon Bratt's original Live Performance - 'Remedy'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDTUzSqKeEw
Submitted March 31, 2021 at 04:27AM by QuansuDoods https://ift.tt/3wbKJ...
What Happened To Spoof Movies? - Eddache
https://youtu.be/_DvBBSfQ934
Submitted March 31, 2021 at 04:45AM by ben123111 https://ift.tt/2PN9I...
Black bear enjoys relaxing soak in couple’s jacuzzi
https://ift.tt/31EMzvv
Submitted March 31, 2021 at 04:51AM by TheColorOfDeadMen https://ift.tt/3rGRJ...
Firefighters rescue terrified dog from icy river
https://ift.tt/3dcNoBb
Submitted March 31, 2021 at 04:52AM by TheColorOfDeadMen https://ift.tt/3m7dE...
2020-21 UPPER DECK SERIES 2 UNBOXING KIRILL-ER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw-qH15R8AA
Submitted March 31, 2021 at 04:52AM by shong109 https://ift.tt/3ftY6...
Sometimes CK3 Really Tries To Screw You Over!
https://youtu.be/1Ar_WGyp6Ys
Submitted March 31, 2021 at 05:01AM by OleeSyett https://ift.tt/3cBCV...
Using a duplication bug on a P2W Minecraft server
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1_APg59BKY&t
Submitted March 31, 2021 at 05:04AM by Hey_2b2t https://ift.tt/3wdHf...
How AMC Stock Became So Bullish (Mini Documentary)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaRzrQrRn6c
Submitted March 31, 2021 at 05:08AM by boofcan https://ift.tt/2O8bv...
Who holds our mothers? A powerful advert that’s just been removed from New Zealand television on a very important topic on post natal depression.
https://youtu.be/O03ItJa-hys
Submitted March 31, 2021 at 05:14AM by Muter https://ift.tt/3sHFI...
Since it's almost Easter... Patton Oswalt talks about PAAS. Love this standup bit
https://youtu.be/d8HR1ErKmO8
Submitted March 31, 2021 at 05:21AM by lucky_underwear https://ift.tt/3czHk...
A message to Facebook...
https://youtu.be/yuqQuT_XP8U
Submitted March 31, 2021 at 05:22AM by cturn3r https://ift.tt/3u9ko...
If Billy Joel did a sequel to We Didn't Start The Fire... the line "Trouble in the Suez" would make a comeback.
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Submitted March 30, 2021 at 04:48AM by BoognishWeen https://ift.tt/3cxce...
A person reasoning their decision making through horoscopes is the dumbest thing you'll ever hear.
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Submitted March 30, 2021 at 04:54AM by noisybotnet https://ift.tt/39mPQ...
You can tell how well you played in a PVP game when the top enemy player sent a friend request even though you lost
___ added you >>> "GGWP"
Submitted March 30, 2021 at 04:54AM by The_BlueSpirit_ https://ift.tt/3dnJy...
There’s nothing cuter than being covered in blubber.
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Submitted March 30, 2021 at 04:58AM by DasSuffering https://ift.tt/2PAdg...
Slightly skeletal people are super cute.
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Submitted March 30, 2021 at 05:04AM by DasSuffering https://ift.tt/31uXz...
“Respect your elders” is a concept made by older people saying we need to respect people because of their age, but when said it is often be rude to someone because of their age
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Submitted March 30, 2021 at 05:15AM by Iatrites https://ift.tt/3fpjF...
Beerus is the most powerful furry.
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Submitted March 30, 2021 at 05:15AM by Batman30751 https://ift.tt/3rAQm...
We likely only liked Saturday Night Live so much in the past because we were kids and it was exciting that we were allowed to stay awake until Midnight
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Submitted March 30, 2021 at 05:18AM by HomiesTrismegistus https://ift.tt/3sBFD...
If we ever discover Bigfoot and somehow sort out a way to communicate with him he's probably gonna be pretty pissed when he realizes what we've named him.
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Submitted March 30, 2021 at 05:28AM by Creaturedoodles https://ift.tt/3rI58...
Bloody diarrhea is problematic.
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Submitted March 30, 2021 at 05:29AM by Ill-Parsley-2473 https://ift.tt/3cyDn...
Penis length is the only thing universally accepted in the imperial system
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Submitted March 30, 2021 at 05:30AM by HarrysTechRevs https://ift.tt/3fndT...
Everyone missed the opportunity to do the Leaning Tower of Pisa thing pretending to push the ship.
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Submitted March 30, 2021 at 05:39AM by i-love-tree-rats https://ift.tt/39qHg...
Since its invention, no plastic on earth has fully decomposed yet.
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Submitted March 30, 2021 at 05:39AM by Kwangcakes https://ift.tt/3u6Cd...
The fast food joints (BK, McDs, Wendy's, etc.) in the South all competing with Chick-fil-A for fried chicken sandwich dominance is capitalism at its tastiest.
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Submitted March 30, 2021 at 05:40AM by lnhvtepn https://ift.tt/3sEJU...
Hey do you know Wonderwall? - Medolicka Brothers & Anthony Vincent - Prog rock
https://youtu.be/h41vAmCVwC4
Submitted March 30, 2021 at 04:28AM by merlinisinthetardis https://ift.tt/3dlt0...
A walk through a Japanese park when cherry blossoms were in bloom
https://youtu.be/PKZrAud54Do
Submitted March 30, 2021 at 04:33AM by Trainrideviews https://ift.tt/3fxoH...
Experimental Evolution Pt. 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5gqQchZWrw
Submitted March 30, 2021 at 04:36AM by Gutsick_Gibbon https://ift.tt/3cwHq...
Pokemon Damageless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0aofNYV6A0
Submitted March 30, 2021 at 04:39AM by ProJeKt_Amlof https://ift.tt/3dfQV...
A man in Turkey saves a puppy's life using CPR technique
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oHkRXgpuwn8&feature=share
Submitted March 30, 2021 at 04:51AM by MarIMendez https://ift.tt/3dgbL...
Magnetic accelerator experiments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFJHvdW4WOE
Submitted March 30, 2021 at 04:53AM by UMagnet https://ift.tt/31xpk...
1934 Assassination of King Alexander of Yugoslavia
https://youtu.be/T42RDpG3Aqk
Submitted March 30, 2021 at 05:06AM by Garbledoo https://ift.tt/39qlE...
Engineering Harvard Graduate on His Crack Addiction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLW_gr7sQgY
Submitted March 30, 2021 at 05:11AM by DrSenpai_PHD https://ift.tt/3m1yI...
Explosively hydroforming a steel ball (loud)
https://youtu.be/Sk9WyEfzWPg
Submitted March 30, 2021 at 05:16AM by snapcat2 https://ift.tt/2Pm2w...
A hula hoop filled with salt could be effective against monsters
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Submitted March 29, 2021 at 05:18AM by hicccups https://ift.tt/3w6RM...
Shopping carts are strollers for drunk people.
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Submitted March 29, 2021 at 05:20AM by Clattu https://ift.tt/3fmgN...
It's weird that we never see a Jedi flying in the Star Wars movies. They could just use the force to levitate their shoes.
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Submitted March 29, 2021 at 05:22AM by Real_Life_Real_Doll https://ift.tt/39jPW...
See you, Space Salsero...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRyzod7bNLQ
Submitted March 29, 2021 at 03:44AM by Hitzugy https://ift.tt/2P6vA...
Been practicing the piano for the past 3 months - Here's me playing a short segment of Bach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8koyDDXW8Y4
Submitted March 29, 2021 at 03:53AM by lorty https://ift.tt/3lXmx...
There's whispers about Ace Ventura 3
https://youtu.be/lfJ88A50l6M
Submitted March 29, 2021 at 03:55AM by Awkward_Emotion6377 https://ift.tt/3lZBk...
Ordis x Rasputin collab
https://youtu.be/u0VNA3iteYQ
Submitted March 29, 2021 at 03:55AM by EpicLandlord420 https://ift.tt/3fnef...
Hd On Fire - RaveDJ -Zef$tyle-Tokyo Drift Remix ( Die Antwoord + Teriyaki boyz)
https://ift.tt/2O0wCN8
Submitted March 29, 2021 at 03:57AM by FatHarryMack https://ift.tt/3fk4X...
"I'd like to give you a chance to make.. amends" [AD]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjHYcd8B-50
Submitted March 29, 2021 at 04:00AM by solateor https://ift.tt/3w9Jc...
Tame Impala mixed with Death Grips goes surprisingly well
https://youtu.be/WXHEdLWHElU
Submitted March 29, 2021 at 04:01AM by shapeofanl https://ift.tt/3crK1...
Wrestling Weekly | Wretlemania Main Event Announced
https://youtu.be/cK6nTKa72PA
Submitted March 29, 2021 at 04:04AM by niallmck11 https://ift.tt/31ppC...
Eversink in the Suez?
https://youtu.be/6cMrmaeoRwI
Submitted March 29, 2021 at 04:10AM by The_Mopy https://ift.tt/31rII...
the breast was once a nipple - don't be afraid to start small
https://youtu.be/rCf-oE3XvXE
Submitted March 29, 2021 at 04:10AM by Sa_Dorf https://ift.tt/2O1WW...
RE: Attack on Titan Season 4 Episode 16 English Subbed
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6WVZRQij8-E&feature=share
Submitted March 29, 2021 at 04:23AM by bynoe316 https://ift.tt/3ddTN...
NEW! McDonalds Western BBQ Quarter Pounder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgHmnwxLbKE
Submitted March 29, 2021 at 04:46AM by dorkieboy https://ift.tt/3fjy1...
How to repair and listen to a broken record
https://youtu.be/jeOSQ916w9U?t=663
Submitted March 29, 2021 at 04:47AM by malakistiri https://ift.tt/3sxNF...
Recording in a Shed
https://youtu.be/xkVOJBnipvM
Submitted March 29, 2021 at 04:50AM by GuitarHunter https://ift.tt/3svrl...
Fires of Kuwait [IMAX]
https://youtu.be/PBPJ9CoUHyM
Submitted March 29, 2021 at 04:57AM by jenjerx73 https://ift.tt/2QDs9...
Spring Is Here, So It’s Tomato Growing Time
https://youtu.be/vNk4r6AAG1o
Submitted March 29, 2021 at 04:58AM by Commandersilv89 https://ift.tt/3rCpp...
"Sweet Zombie" - RaveDJ (The Cranberries + Marilyn Manson) Remix
https://ift.tt/31oI8oK
Submitted March 29, 2021 at 05:00AM by FatHarryMack https://ift.tt/3fodG...
THE BEST SINGING PARROTS IN HISTORY
https://youtube.com/watch?v=psbKM4yvLzw&feature=share
Submitted March 29, 2021 at 05:05AM by NCRNOTICIAS https://ift.tt/39k1d...
Weeb on titan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi9t1-YETlg
Submitted March 29, 2021 at 05:06AM by xxxblindxxx https://ift.tt/3fuo0...
Whenever I need a pick me up I go back to this interview With Paul Rudd and Jason Segel
https://youtu.be/6AOJbMWD0LU
Submitted March 29, 2021 at 05:07AM by Pot-Pilgrim https://ift.tt/3fsRS...
People without arms probably have a service dog that they can’t pet.
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Submitted March 28, 2021 at 06:23AM by dbach2007 https://ift.tt/3deZ3...
Low confidence and self-esteem levels are never fixed internally, but due to changes and improvments in the environment (people, hobbies, activities, education, luck). The right surroundings basically lead you to a better future. All you have to do is be there.
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Submitted March 28, 2021 at 06:24AM by Strider_-_ https://ift.tt/3cpU2...
Houses are rust factories.
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Submitted March 28, 2021 at 06:25AM by StartThings https://ift.tt/3sHgv...
We would all look like phycopaths if we all talked like the cartoons for kids under 7
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Submitted March 28, 2021 at 04:48AM by Stefanwk https://ift.tt/3d8pT...
the concept of virginity is acephobic
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Submitted March 28, 2021 at 04:48AM by Automatic-Map4195 https://ift.tt/3fknR...
Technically, a group of friends could be considered ablative armor.
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Submitted March 28, 2021 at 04:50AM by Warpmind https://ift.tt/3floI...
On a large enough scale, we all live on island.
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Submitted March 28, 2021 at 04:52AM by RAtheThrowaway_ https://ift.tt/3dbiS...
Hover cars are going to make T-bone accidents a lot harder to tell who's at fault
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Submitted March 28, 2021 at 04:54AM by GeneralShawn https://ift.tt/3cqTz...
If everyone learned Morse code then people could actually communicate with their car honks.
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Submitted March 28, 2021 at 04:55AM by lightbulb207 https://ift.tt/3vZPY...
Because plastic is made from dead dinosaurs, using a sex toy is kinda necrophilia
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Submitted March 28, 2021 at 04:57AM by Compuddle https://ift.tt/3ctmu...
We cannot understand the pain that others feel that comes from loving us, unless we love ourselves.
If loving us were that easy, everyone would be doing it.
Submitted March 28, 2021 at 05:01AM by Sgt-Milanov https://ift.tt/2NYs7...
A Question for the Blind
I watched ‘Pick of the Litter’ a while back, a Netflix documentary on puppies becoming Guide Dogs for the blind. They are trained to walk straight and hug curbs etc, but the less glamorous activities is what I’m really interested in...
What happens when a guide dog has to pull off the sidewalk to poop? How do the owners know?
Internet research has...
There is no difference between having a fat chance and having a slim chance of accomplishing something
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Submitted March 28, 2021 at 05:09AM by youre_probably_funny https://ift.tt/2Pg2v...
No matter how careful you are when using a sharpie marker, you always get a little bit on a finger or hand.
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Submitted March 28, 2021 at 05:10AM by RicottaAddict https://ift.tt/3vZRO...
When owning a puppy, having hardwood/linoleum floors is the real MVP.
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Submitted March 28, 2021 at 05:11AM by Cardinal_Syndrome https://ift.tt/3lW88...
Nothing induces more paranoia than being the only car on a road; except being one of two cars on the road.
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Submitted March 28, 2021 at 05:16AM by fear150 https://ift.tt/3su0f...
Nothing induces more paranoia than being the only car on a road; except being one of two cars on a road.
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Submitted March 28, 2021 at 05:16AM by fear150 https://ift.tt/3sto2...
Chest hair are peacock feathers for men.
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Submitted March 28, 2021 at 05:18AM by FaxTimeMachine https://ift.tt/3u0fl...
We're smart enough to design safety features for the things we're too dumb to avoid doing.
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Submitted March 28, 2021 at 05:21AM by Katiari https://ift.tt/3fxQ2...
Carnivorous ocean fish don’t have to put salt on their meals
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Submitted March 28, 2021 at 05:25AM by drivethruparadise https://ift.tt/3crhT...
Being stubborn sometimes causes needless conflict
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Submitted March 28, 2021 at 05:26AM by youreprobablyafacist https://ift.tt/3roi9...
You’ve likely never washed your couch
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Submitted March 28, 2021 at 05:26AM by triangleman3000 https://ift.tt/3w4Xv...
People use risky in place of risqué so often that it will end up losing all meaning
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Submitted March 28, 2021 at 05:26AM by KingdomPC https://ift.tt/3rwWT...
There is actually a disincentive for a private hospital to keep you healthy enough to avoid the hospital.
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Submitted March 27, 2021 at 06:22AM by DasSuffering https://ift.tt/31nqN...
Before we were born, we were not alive. Death is what we were before birth
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Submitted March 27, 2021 at 06:26AM by fosterprice9 https://ift.tt/2QIFA...
Most successful engineering projects are the result of brilliant people who can’t tell their asses from their elbows and idiots who know how to dumb things down.
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Submitted March 27, 2021 at 06:26AM by ClaymoreJohnson https://ift.tt/3u32n...
Vulcans don't use metaphors because they can easily understand difficult concepts
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Submitted March 27, 2021 at 04:52AM by SkepticDrinker https://ift.tt/3fjiv...
The nightmare about going to school or work and realizing you’re only wearing underwear is being replaced by a nightmare about not being able to mute yourself no matter what.
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Submitted March 27, 2021 at 04:54AM by jfi224 https://ift.tt/2PdO5...
Maybe we were happier when we were Cringey
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Submitted March 27, 2021 at 04:54AM by Silverbuck69 https://ift.tt/3d9Yx...
For some unexplained reason, Friday has a such a "Pizza" feel to it
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Submitted March 27, 2021 at 04:54AM by alwaysgettingstabbed https://ift.tt/31nwX...
If something falls out of your pocket, then it was technically never in your pocket
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Submitted March 27, 2021 at 05:01AM by leakybackpack https://ift.tt/2QJEN...
Zeus, LAN, AC, a canal, Suez
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Submitted March 27, 2021 at 05:03AM by TabCompletion https://ift.tt/3cqn2...
You've probably outlived every bee you ever met
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Submitted March 27, 2021 at 05:04AM by Dan_Soup https://ift.tt/3lWpY...
Someone stepping on your toe hurts a lot less when your old than when you’re young, but hitting your head hurts a lot less when you’re young than when you’re old
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Submitted March 27, 2021 at 05:06AM by Riptide056 https://ift.tt/3tVDj...
All cars are electric since they need a battery to turn on and move
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Submitted March 27, 2021 at 05:08AM by whoispvchi https://ift.tt/3vWGF...
You know you’ve reached adulthood when friends telling you they’re pregnant is a good thing.
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Submitted March 27, 2021 at 05:10AM by evthehustler https://ift.tt/2Pzif...
He who smelt it dealt it describes most mining companies.
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Submitted March 27, 2021 at 05:17AM by jeephistorian https://ift.tt/3tWTq...
When people thought how AI would attack humanity, deepfakes were not on the top of the list.
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Submitted March 27, 2021 at 05:17AM by Aargloo https://ift.tt/39jw6...
Before glasses were a thing, people with bad vision had to just accept that they can't properly see.
As a person with hella bad vision, this thought made me sort of sad.
Submitted March 27, 2021 at 05:19AM by -not-a-cat- https://ift.tt/3w128...
Lying is justified when somebody can’t handle the truth and you’re trying to help.
For example you can call somebody fat which may be true but that’s not going to make them want to do anything about it. However if you say you look nice the way you are but you could look 10x better if you changed your diet then they’ll listen.
Submitted March 27, 2021 at 05:22AM by Ok-Interaction951 https://ift.tt/3tWTk...
If our eyes' structure was different, there was a possibility that we couldn't have seen a rainbow at its entirety.
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Submitted March 27, 2021 at 05:22AM by JointCustardy900 https://ift.tt/3lVU0...
They higher you score/rank, the lonelier it becomes.
Everybody’s been #2 or #3 a bunch of times and we can all relate.
Submitted March 27, 2021 at 05:22AM by glue2u https://ift.tt/2Pzi9...
We're within five years of "son of a (itch)b" being less inflammatory than "son of a (aren)k".
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Submitted March 27, 2021 at 05:22AM by pagraphdrux https://ift.tt/3tW9v...
Every fart is, in fact, a shart on a microscopic level.
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Submitted March 27, 2021 at 05:24AM by DrAwkward404 https://ift.tt/3fvEX...
An A-hole and a B-hole are the same thing
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Submitted March 27, 2021 at 05:26AM by Skrappyross https://ift.tt/3lVbQ...
SEEN HIM a Zenga Bros Film Featuring Andy Anderson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bpsHh5nwe4
Submitted March 26, 2021 at 06:18AM by ReipasTietokonePoju https://ift.tt/39gAy...
How to cook rice
https://youtu.be/mDf1MHsxVLE
Submitted March 26, 2021 at 06:19AM by Bpbegha https://ift.tt/3rwEg...
Here’s Why Toyota Makes the Best Cars in the World
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBrSeCe1EcQ&ab_channel=ScottyKilmer
Submitted March 26, 2021 at 06:26AM by Naderium https://ift.tt/3lRB5...
You most likely never stood on a highway
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Submitted March 26, 2021 at 04:48AM by hicksaredicks https://ift.tt/3lPod...
People who put their clean laundry in the same hamper they had their dirty laundry in are nasty
That hamper had clothes in it that might’ve had dirt or discharge or ass sweat or ball sweat etc why would you put your clean clothes in there!
Submitted March 26, 2021 at 04:49AM by papas-walking-stick https://ift.tt/3vZw7...
Our souls go in the recycling bin when we die
What if our souls after we die, get tossed in the recycling bin. Reduce a part of your soul each time we reincarnate, reuse host bodies and recycle all over again. Maybe im just too lit.
Submitted March 26, 2021 at 04:54AM by SmolGrungeGf https://ift.tt/3tN2K...
When the banana bread gets moldy, you’ve wasted the bananas twice.
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Submitted March 26, 2021 at 04:58AM by beksaurus https://ift.tt/3ffRJ...
Everyone is the hero of their own story. And an NPC for everyone else.
feeling that sonder
Submitted March 26, 2021 at 05:02AM by systemofaderp https://ift.tt/3d33F...
In horror average intelligence people are considered smart because everyone else is dumb.
Seriously why the hell would you run towards the dude.
Submitted March 26, 2021 at 05:02AM by Iminawhiteboxyt https://ift.tt/3rstt...
When you think about just resting your eyes, you'll likely fall asleep. But if you think about falling asleep, you'll likely end up just resting your eyes.
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Submitted March 26, 2021 at 05:08AM by scubadoodles https://ift.tt/3rswD...
The beauty of sunbeams is lost when you realize that you can only see them because of pollution.
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Submitted March 26, 2021 at 05:08AM by oihadsf https://ift.tt/3w0j1...
Elastigirl has never broken a bone.
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Submitted March 26, 2021 at 05:08AM by awesomecraigs https://ift.tt/2NZqT...
Our most embarrassing or annoying flaws and traits that we aren't aware of are probably so bad that nobody would ever point them out to us out of politeness.
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Submitted March 26, 2021 at 05:10AM by WritingNorth https://ift.tt/3cs7E...
Even the angels have a terrible boss.
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Submitted March 26, 2021 at 05:11AM by Ok-Fisherman7927 https://ift.tt/3sqiM...
When in a movie someone takes a car out for a ride when they’re not supposed to it’s almost GUARANTEED they’re going to crash the car
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Submitted March 26, 2021 at 05:20AM by Lights-On-Bitch https://ift.tt/3ddqi...
People accept being fake more than they accept reality
I could post about flowers or sunshine and get likes all day, even if it was pouring outside, but if I admit it's pouring outside, everyone will pounce on that like flies on a turd, I will be degraded, mistreated, they will attempt to steal away a part of me if they think they can, why can't anyone accept truth anymore, why must I conform to and I...
When it comes to mental health, the biggest advice you receive is to start loving yourself but anyone barely ever tells you how which then fixes nothing
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Submitted March 26, 2021 at 05:22AM by shadow_spinner0 https://ift.tt/31lTj...
Darts and bowling are the same game except the way you throw the object is mirrored.
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Submitted March 26, 2021 at 05:22AM by Drillix08 https://ift.tt/3roAE...
When you own 3 banks, you're rich. When you owe 3 banks, you could still be rich.
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Submitted March 26, 2021 at 05:27AM by inquistrinate https://ift.tt/2Pv1L...
There is a chance that the first human to be born, was also the first human to die
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Submitted March 26, 2021 at 05:28AM by PassOfMe_BaiQwQ https://ift.tt/3w0Nk...
We've gone from Hi-Fi to Wi-Fi
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Submitted March 26, 2021 at 05:29AM by Seedpound https://ift.tt/3d4dW...
Casual truck owners are cosplayers
It's a very expensive form of cosplay, actually: you're cosplaying as someone in the trades, and instead of taking the cheap route of just wearing the uniform, you're buying the most expensive equipment that they own.
Submitted March 26, 2021 at 05:32AM by tomveiltomveil https://ift.tt/3rnvF...
Humans are the only species of animals which opted to cover their private area.
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Submitted March 26, 2021 at 05:36AM by 01727668 https://ift.tt/3w34j...
One of the greatest feelings in life is to understand the lyrics of a song without looking at the lyrics themselves.
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Submitted March 25, 2021 at 06:10AM by Jlcm10000 https://ift.tt/2P7ya...
All flowers are zombies.
So I bought some daffodils the other day and I was thinking about them and how they are starting to wilt. Which is when I realized that really it's already dead when you cut the stem and is "the living dead" as you supply it with water.
Also severed lizard tails are zombies.
Submitted March 25, 2021 at 06:14AM by keynorre https://ift.tt/3rhAA...
Insurance companies must charge an additional premium if you choose to live in Metropolis, considering the likelihood of damages from Superman’s fights
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Submitted March 25, 2021 at 06:16AM by random_guy_somewhere https://ift.tt/3fbVA...
Gangnam style was 8 years ago.
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Submitted March 25, 2021 at 04:59AM by sonicx3087 https://ift.tt/3f6Oq...
The real Unpopular Opinions are the ones nobody read.
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Submitted March 25, 2021 at 05:03AM by morastrize https://ift.tt/3sjsO...
Feeling a little wobbly from drinking is fun but terrifying when you're sober.
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Submitted March 25, 2021 at 05:05AM by WellTrained_Monkey https://ift.tt/3tLB0...
Art students learn loads of anatomy so they can draw humans well. Medical students draw loads of humans so they can learn anatomy well.
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Submitted March 25, 2021 at 05:05AM by BionicDegu https://ift.tt/3lNRY...
All those items at the grocery store you never consider buying are actually being bought by someone else.
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Submitted March 25, 2021 at 05:06AM by MrWaaWaa https://ift.tt/3d8bI...
Most people have never actually thought about why they consider things to be right and wrong. And yet they still view certain actions as right/wrong beyond any measure of doubt.
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Submitted March 25, 2021 at 05:06AM by Lower_Carrot https://ift.tt/3tY9m...
Birria Tacos are the french dip of tacos
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Submitted March 25, 2021 at 05:06AM by Darth_Deckard https://ift.tt/2PrcW...
Ducks having lungs technically makes them living inflatable pool floaties
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Submitted March 25, 2021 at 05:07AM by BionicDegu https://ift.tt/31hwC...
Bumpers are fenders when they are involved in benders.
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Submitted March 25, 2021 at 05:08AM by Godspeed411 https://ift.tt/3vWpx...
A person will barely pay attention to the headline in a physical newspaper, but the headline is often the most read part of digital news
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Submitted March 25, 2021 at 05:09AM by Schultzie98 https://ift.tt/3slo3...
At the end of the day, you only know what it's like to be you. Whenever you try to sympathize with another person, you only have your experiences to go off of.
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Submitted March 25, 2021 at 05:10AM by Lower_Carrot https://ift.tt/2Prnl...
Waking up just after having urinated in a dream will more quickly and completely bring you to full wakefulness better than any screaming alarm clock.
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Submitted March 25, 2021 at 05:14AM by Kaele_Dvaughn https://ift.tt/3cjpu...
Some therapists deal with r*pe victims but for some reason the word “therapist” does not have to be censored when referring themselves to said victim
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Submitted March 25, 2021 at 05:17AM by kenbag https://ift.tt/3reuG...
When we think aubergine we think of the vegetable, when we think of an eggplant we technically think of a vegetable also
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Submitted March 25, 2021 at 05:21AM by Rosse1113 https://ift.tt/2Qy4U...
We can really control the way people breathe by just talking about it.
I can make you all breathe manually just by saying it, and it'll take some time for you to auto breathe again. (Sorry in advance for making you all breathe manually now)
Submitted March 25, 2021 at 05:21AM by MKT585 https://ift.tt/3tSog...
Your car keys have travelled further than your car.
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Submitted March 25, 2021 at 05:21AM by ConradT16 https://ift.tt/3skDT...
Whoever hit the fast forward button on our reality needs to chill.
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Submitted March 25, 2021 at 05:22AM by Scrummly https://ift.tt/3fb8c...
When your Significant Other has had a rough day, give them a rough night.
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Submitted March 25, 2021 at 05:22AM by roastedtoperfection https://ift.tt/31erd...
The 'e' in 'kitchen' is completely unnecessary.
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Submitted March 25, 2021 at 05:26AM by SayLittleDoMuch https://ift.tt/3skDH...
As much as we love nostalgia, if we were to travel back to a different era we’d probably have forgotten how to dress/act/speak
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Submitted March 25, 2021 at 05:27AM by Durty_Rick_Sanchez https://ift.tt/3chyX...
Firing the APS Underwater Rifle. The weapon of Soviet frogmen
https://youtu.be/3G7hIS1Sys4
Submitted March 24, 2021 at 05:51AM by The__Real__pepe https://ift.tt/3d2A9...
Google crashes when I search for "Muhammad"
https://youtu.be/ARv8eu97wek
Submitted March 24, 2021 at 05:52AM by yaycoasttocoast https://ift.tt/3lIAn...
Ridiculousness gets put on daily at work, and I felt like every episode started exactly the same way, so I decided to find out...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG8_MyCRDRE
Submitted March 24, 2021 at 06:02AM by __PETTYOFFICER117__ https://ift.tt/3cd4n...
Amy Winehouse - Back To Black (Glastonbury 2007)
https://youtu.be/htfS5EDJU9I
Submitted March 24, 2021 at 06:04AM by notapingpongball https://ift.tt/3fgHZ...
Kenyan TV personality with an incredible voice talks about voice acting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGcK3urXGHQ
Submitted March 24, 2021 at 06:11AM by sbamkmfdmdfmk https://ift.tt/3chTa...
it goes to show reddit is the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoLLdozHBlo
Submitted March 24, 2021 at 06:13AM by vivasr https://ift.tt/3cZBR...
There’s no shivering after you pee in a hottub.
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Submitted March 24, 2021 at 04:31AM by icecreamdude97 https://ift.tt/2P0AN...
We need to stop using the expressions "TGIF" and "9-to-5", because an ever-increasing majority of workers don't work shifts like that and don't get weekends off.
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Submitted March 24, 2021 at 04:33AM by VulpesVeritas https://ift.tt/3rgrw...
The fact that rape/bondage fantasies are so popular amongst men and women says something about our fucked up species
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Submitted March 24, 2021 at 04:34AM by Lower_Carrot https://ift.tt/3rgjT...
Dogs use tennis balls more then humans
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Submitted March 24, 2021 at 04:37AM by Hdvvcjcxghdbhfchjvv https://ift.tt/3f9uZ...
Being wanted by narcos would probably be more terrifying than being wanted by the feds.
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Submitted March 24, 2021 at 04:37AM by DasSuffering https://ift.tt/2NKEb...
When some tells you, you have your whole life ahead of you. That could be like an hour
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Submitted March 24, 2021 at 04:38AM by TamagotchiKnight https://ift.tt/3tUM3...
A sword is at it's deadliest while it's being forged in a 4000 degree stove
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Submitted March 24, 2021 at 04:38AM by jjthebeast2109832018 https://ift.tt/3rbtg...
Some folk will always assume you take certain things too seriously, regardless of whether you are actually serious
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Submitted March 24, 2021 at 04:46AM by youreprobablyafacist https://ift.tt/319I1...
It would really suck to be a diabetic hummingbird.
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Submitted March 24, 2021 at 04:46AM by string_in_database https://ift.tt/3d6Z4...
If you assign A = 1 and Z = 26, "anime" = 42.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/42_(number)#The_Hitchhiker's_Guide_to_the_Galaxy
Submitted March 24, 2021 at 04:49AM by pm_your_happy_nudes https://ift.tt/3lJHE...
Hunny is regurgitated plant jizz!
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Submitted March 24, 2021 at 04:53AM by South_Bathroom https://ift.tt/3cbZn...
Everyone knows what a beach ball is but most of us probably have no idea what game a beach ball is used for
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Submitted March 24, 2021 at 04:54AM by One_pop_each https://ift.tt/3chK4...
Tom and Jerry is the most misunderstood animated show.
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Submitted March 24, 2021 at 04:57AM by lordkushagra https://ift.tt/2Pn8G...
Dog breeds such as pugs are a good example that you can be physically unattractive but still be attractive by your behavior.
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Submitted March 24, 2021 at 05:01AM by TheRealLeoArmstrong https://ift.tt/3lGRT...
If the U.S. ends up lasting as long as the Roman Empire it'll collapse just before the 41st Century.
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Submitted March 24, 2021 at 05:13AM by Katiari https://ift.tt/3fgF4...
Sticks are brown and sticky
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Submitted March 24, 2021 at 05:25AM by CanalAnswer https://ift.tt/3cgPX...
Terrible condition and tearable condition are roughly the same thing in terms of clothing items.
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Submitted March 24, 2021 at 05:25AM by TazmaniannDevil https://ift.tt/3198b...
A door ram is a universal door key.
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Submitted March 23, 2021 at 05:18AM by roastedtoperfection https://ift.tt/3w1ar...
Maybe the demons under our bed just have a foot fetish.
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Submitted March 23, 2021 at 05:19AM by tom_is_the_bomb https://ift.tt/3cX2l...
Breast implants are artisanal titties.
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Submitted March 23, 2021 at 05:21AM by CitizenKing https://ift.tt/3tMqt...
Farmer sedates pig with beer to perform some maintenance on her hoof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jbo6xbDlEk&ab_channel=RedToolHouse-Homestead
Submitted March 23, 2021 at 03:21AM by UncleCankle https://ift.tt/3r7KH...
I worked as a Unit Still Photographer on set for my very first Music Video... and I think we did a pretty good job!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5QHk470xR_s&feature=youtu.be
Submitted March 23, 2021 at 03:23AM by JamesDotPictures https://ift.tt/3lEmR...
Cheese Purse
https://youtu.be/bGAz07hNRXs
Submitted March 23, 2021 at 03:27AM by FUDGE_BUNGLER https://ift.tt/3lGYJ...
Life Cycle Assessment. Optimizing raw materials for renewables
https://youtu.be/6T7R1lIBMfA
Submitted March 23, 2021 at 03:58AM by PlantTreesEveryday https://ift.tt/3lDvI...
WKUK: Leg Peeing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWQoK506xkQ
Submitted March 23, 2021 at 03:59AM by gurra1209 https://ift.tt/3vRSg...
Scambaiting with lyrics was pretty fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY2N0B-pvP8
Submitted March 23, 2021 at 04:07AM by saraSimpson https://ift.tt/3tLbu...
this VALORANT montage is incredible!
https://youtu.be/Nun1ThhVPwo
Submitted March 23, 2021 at 04:07AM by ross123783 https://ift.tt/3cbvd...
Liam Neeson - Chug Jug With You
https://youtu.be/xEaQwkmFIHo
Submitted March 23, 2021 at 04:13AM by velloman https://ift.tt/3tLbo...
This man feeds homeless and the needy everyday but this day the news caught wind of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8zo6p2Tygo
Submitted March 23, 2021 at 04:18AM by constantly-sick https://ift.tt/3vZ2V...
From the early days of Family Guy. The fire truck bit is one of my favorites.
https://youtu.be/zPwkllKYzHo
Submitted March 23, 2021 at 04:34AM by SamTheSnowman https://ift.tt/3w13m...
Jason Wheat is devastated
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7zlNXASJts8&feature=youtu.be
Submitted March 23, 2021 at 04:35AM by 2011_dreamer https://ift.tt/3f57M...
Rare footage of Maroon 5 brainstorming for their music videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETQFOPEtWOk
Submitted March 23, 2021 at 04:39AM by Hominid101 https://ift.tt/3lNUG...
Me and my friend spent weeks working on this awesome music video filmed in the world's largest space sim.
https://youtu.be/ouhQSUixrb0
Submitted March 23, 2021 at 04:49AM by Memecity203 https://ift.tt/3cScF...
I'm playing every Resident Evil game to prepare for Village!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2qwkRUSEx4
Submitted March 23, 2021 at 04:52AM by ShadowIsAnnoyed https://ift.tt/3f617...
I Made a Wallet
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Vt9w8R6_QuE&feature=share
Submitted March 23, 2021 at 04:56AM by WestaurLeatherStudio https://ift.tt/2Pgjq...
Today I discovered just how violent Robot Wars and Battlebots can be.
https://youtu.be/glKxPTUC49w
Submitted March 23, 2021 at 05:02AM by nahomdotcom https://ift.tt/392Hn...
America, Hear Me Calling
https://youtu.be/IM1jN9BYAW4
Submitted March 23, 2021 at 05:05AM by inmeucu https://ift.tt/395qO...
Glider mishap - loss of situational awareness!!
https://youtu.be/XHuE5Cv3YJw
Submitted March 23, 2021 at 05:13AM by TheGru https://ift.tt/3vLTR...
You were too late Frank. (Shortfilm)
https://youtu.be/cv3XTfCWOFM
Submitted March 23, 2021 at 05:19AM by jagfb https://ift.tt/3cbBH...
Instead of competing with Amazon, this guy realized small businesses in his community were harmfully competing against each other with their own sites. He built a free extension that pulls together their inventories so locals can shop them all at once. He just launched his 30th city for free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEylWu8CHAc
Submitted March 23, 2021 at 05:21AM by FelineRadian https://ift.tt/2QxQf...
Tacos and pizza are the food world’s most effective foreign ambassadors.
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Submitted March 22, 2021 at 05:11AM by quasi_aesthetic https://ift.tt/3f5PG...
WWE wrestlers are better actors than most actors.
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Submitted March 22, 2021 at 05:21AM by RShneider https://ift.tt/3cULi...
I'm not gaslighting you
I don't even exist.
Submitted March 22, 2021 at 05:22AM by dirtyqtip https://ift.tt/3lBY6...
The entire MCU is a micro-dick in comparison to what Zack’s work in the DCEU.
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Submitted March 22, 2021 at 05:29AM by Ganganthefatman https://ift.tt/3c5Et...
Memory is a curse when others rely on you to remind them of all the sadness in life that follows us about.
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Submitted March 22, 2021 at 05:30AM by infamouszoggy https://ift.tt/3tHex...
Dogs go yup yup yup. Cows go mood mood mood.
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Submitted March 22, 2021 at 05:31AM by DasSuffering https://ift.tt/3eYP2...
Because you can make a human into leather, your wallet could literally be a pocket pussy
As long as you make the leather out of the right area is made out of vagina, so it is a pocket pussy.
Submitted March 22, 2021 at 05:31AM by BreadBreadMurder https://ift.tt/3vPYP...
It must have been very difficult for the Shredder to explain to the Foot Clan that their enemies are giant, sapient turtles.
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Submitted March 22, 2021 at 05:33AM by Animeking1108 https://ift.tt/3sakt...
Only pregnant women can grow new bones.
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Submitted March 22, 2021 at 05:35AM by phdissonance https://ift.tt/3vVJm...
You know you are an adult when you realize that you criticize young people for the same things that you did when you were young.
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Submitted March 22, 2021 at 05:37AM by DejectedSoul https://ift.tt/3vPi2...
Stephen Hawking was the first swipe typer
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Submitted March 22, 2021 at 05:42AM by PrinceCharles50 https://ift.tt/3vMvj...
Your daily dose of vids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRBOnA0ak4w
Submitted March 22, 2021 at 02:58AM by reddit_on_steroids https://ift.tt/3cYXd...
What actually goes into a Big Mac in the US (54 ingredients!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgIfypeptJw
Submitted March 22, 2021 at 04:31AM by HerbieErbs https://ift.tt/2OSmi...
Bob Ross Talks Dirty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM9_IqBVqbU
Submitted March 22, 2021 at 04:32AM by devsuraj https://ift.tt/3cR4T...
This cartoon need to be a hit guys !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNDnlnMqxq8
Submitted March 22, 2021 at 04:36AM by ThisBand3 https://ift.tt/3vVDI...
This cartoon need to be a hit guys !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNDnlnMqxq8
Submitted March 22, 2021 at 04:38AM by ThisBand3 https://ift.tt/3cS1a...
Why You Can’t Compare COVID-19 Vaccines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3odScka55A
Submitted March 22, 2021 at 04:47AM by Criticalma55 https://ift.tt/3vM8w...
Scariest People Caught On Tape
https://youtu.be/srn1wLQFs_0
Submitted March 22, 2021 at 05:05AM by bharathk98 https://ift.tt/313Wa...
USAF F-15 Eagle in Snow Flying through the Mach Loop in 1080p
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvsOjwnFGjM
Submitted March 22, 2021 at 05:07AM by Yellowtoblerone https://ift.tt/393V5...
Vaccinated? sing a song!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeCwwYjf8gw
Submitted March 22, 2021 at 05:09AM by KingOfNZ https://ift.tt/2NCI0...
Minecraft, but in a Mutant Zombie Apocalypse
https://youtu.be/K7mOOTNrMXY
Submitted March 22, 2021 at 05:09AM by 3btesham https://ift.tt/3tCr9...
Sticky Toffee Pudding - THE MUSICAL | Matty Matheson | Just A Dash | S02 EP12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL97_-EMjXQ
Submitted March 22, 2021 at 05:17AM by McPunchie https://ift.tt/3vPfA...
Crater partially collapses in the eruption in Iceland(1:50)
https://youtu.be/QM7J_y9ME78
Submitted March 22, 2021 at 05:27AM by ice91 https://ift.tt/3reM4...
Mario must be a terrible plumber to leave all those pipes lying around like that
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Submitted March 21, 2021 at 04:53AM by FridayswPewds https://ift.tt/3cNJT...
People with agoraphobia must be living the dream for the past year
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Submitted March 21, 2021 at 04:53AM by gulpbang https://ift.tt/3eUDz...
The Dictionary can be adapted into millions of different movies, not just one or two like a traditional book
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Submitted March 21, 2021 at 05:01AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/3c3j5...
It's socially acceptable for women to wear wigs but not men.
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Submitted March 21, 2021 at 05:05AM by Whetfarts69 https://ift.tt/3c2OU...
The bottom of the ocean is the biggest desert as it never rains down there.
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Submitted March 21, 2021 at 05:08AM by MrAusinero33 https://ift.tt/2NFxi...
The "leave Baritney alone" guy (Chris Crocker) was right all along
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Submitted March 21, 2021 at 05:09AM by AntiBox https://ift.tt/3lyQ3...
People will begin their sentences with "Not to be that guy but.." and then gradually proceed to being that guy.
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Submitted March 21, 2021 at 05:12AM by Just_aaaaaaaaa https://ift.tt/3cP5S...
Trying to prove you're straight is kinda gay.
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Submitted March 21, 2021 at 05:13AM by Braddiot https://ift.tt/3s2CF...
Lesbians are more common in anime, because all the women look like anime girls.
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Submitted March 21, 2021 at 05:14AM by Mutant_Llama1 https://ift.tt/3ly7W...
Onion skin bicycling on the moonlight
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Submitted March 21, 2021 at 05:16AM by Donut_Kin https://ift.tt/3eWYw...
Once space travel is advanced enough entire planets can be used to mass produce knock off Dr Pepper
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Submitted March 21, 2021 at 05:21AM by That-one-lake-chicke https://ift.tt/391ri...
Most of the pictures demonstrating genitalia on Wikipedia are user submitted selfies because of how copyright works.
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Submitted March 21, 2021 at 05:27AM by GenocideSolution https://ift.tt/310vh...
Listening to 'Papa Don't Preach' as a parent of daughters gives a different perspective.
Seriously, "The one you warned me all about..." Yeah, sounds like dad was right on about this kid, and you've got the nerve to tell him not to be preachy?
Submitted March 21, 2021 at 05:27AM by murdershethrew https://ift.tt/3c3RE...
Monke has shown
https://youtu.be/M69Sn3OERZo
Submitted March 21, 2021 at 04:34AM by heyyousuckmycock https://ift.tt/2Pc4o...
90s Nostalgia Mashup
https://youtu.be/ZK63Su02oDg
Submitted March 21, 2021 at 04:43AM by theonlydidymus https://ift.tt/3tFuO...
Five reasons to wear an eye patch.
https://youtu.be/uk21sdCBOp4
Submitted March 21, 2021 at 04:56AM by buffed_kraken https://ift.tt/3r4ml...
If I learned that Aliens were about to blast planet Earth out of existence but would consider one example of humanity that proves we're worth keeping around, this would be my submission
https://youtu.be/iE_CGC8LGUQ
Submitted March 21, 2021 at 05:00AM by FrenchPressYes https://ift.tt/3s6y1...
Cleaning up paradise with a combover and big gun
https://youtu.be/u3kOk3qxD1w
Submitted March 21, 2021 at 05:02AM by SMC_69 https://ift.tt/2PgP5...
"Today has been the worst day in 3 years"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ir8w3PVWJU
Submitted March 21, 2021 at 05:07AM by Duck274 https://ift.tt/3c6Ng...
After hearing this song for years at the local YMCA, I just finally witnessed the glory that is the music video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOYZaiDZ7BM&ab_channel=RednexVideos
Submitted March 21, 2021 at 05:07AM by OMGitsBababoey https://ift.tt/31fl0...
Student culture in the US vs in Finland
https://youtu.be/irhO17cbVYc
Submitted March 21, 2021 at 05:16AM by boomership https://ift.tt/3vNd6...
My friend spent the whole year working on a stand-up special that blends hundreds of taped sets across NYC comedy clubs into a seamless hour
https://youtu.be/ODB3Tovp5wM
Submitted March 21, 2021 at 05:24AM by Jididly https://ift.tt/3ly3T...
The Clampett's must have used nothing but rain water. Oil pooling 6 inches into the ground would have poisoned any well water.
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Submitted March 20, 2021 at 06:39AM by jjnefx https://ift.tt/30WDm...
Humans were created to punish earth. We ruin everything we touched. Just watch us fuck up Mars.
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Submitted March 20, 2021 at 06:40AM by MARTIANYOUNG1 https://ift.tt/3c3d0...
People treat you more like a child at age 18 then at age 17
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Submitted March 20, 2021 at 06:41AM by PotooFace https://ift.tt/3eSkz...
Technically we are all cannibals. For whenever we swallow we end up ingesting cells from the inside of our mouths.
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Submitted March 20, 2021 at 05:07AM by Wolf_Banana https://ift.tt/2OOPX...
Beef jerky is made by drying meat, human jerky is made by the dried calluses on your skin
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Submitted March 20, 2021 at 05:08AM by CanadianOldDutchOven https://ift.tt/3eYnf...
Dyson has made the decision to be a company that makes products that both suck and blow.
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Submitted March 20, 2021 at 05:09AM by 4dubdub8 https://ift.tt/2NxqZ...
If we are all good people. No hate, no depression. All productive and creative. The life will be harder since disappointing jobs like stripping and the ones with low wage will probably disappear. since people whom are creative won't accept something can't have creativity in it. Like taxi driver.
No offence
Submitted March 20, 2021 at 05:10AM by Raxreedoroid https://ift.tt/3bZu1...
Genghis Khan probably has a balanced kills/births ratio with all the children he fathered
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Submitted March 20, 2021 at 05:15AM by AangKetchum https://ift.tt/2PaJc...
Trying to imagine having another eye - or eyes - somewhere else on your body and how the new visible lines of sight would appear in comparison to the rest of your field of view seems practically impossible.
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Submitted March 20, 2021 at 05:15AM by Leboy2Point0 https://ift.tt/3eSeG...
Watches will be a symbol of wealth as everyone has a phone
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Submitted March 20, 2021 at 05:19AM by Deathbysnusnubooboo https://ift.tt/30WWw...
DC has near perfect Heroes and flawed Villains; Marvel has flawed Heroes and near perfect Villains
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Submitted March 20, 2021 at 05:19AM by Down4Days https://ift.tt/3lyl6...
Internet + alias + opinion = no consequence
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Submitted March 20, 2021 at 05:21AM by Vitmal https://ift.tt/3eW0T...
Innocence is another word for ignorance
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Submitted March 20, 2021 at 05:23AM by flubber767 https://ift.tt/3tGZj...
In order to always have a spare, you need to always have two spares
If you have a "spare" tyre and one goes flat and needs replaced, you no longer have a spare if anything happens to one of the others, so you need to have a second to still have a spare in the event the first "spare" is needed
Submitted March 20, 2021 at 05:24AM by PersonOf100Names https://ift.tt/3vD2R...
Brands targeted towards the rich are almost never actually for the rich
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Submitted March 20, 2021 at 05:25AM by Jackyboi42069 https://ift.tt/2NxqW...
When you're listening to music the numbers on the volume knob is also kind of a rating system of how you much you like the song.
Example: you have the volume at 7. You probably rate the song 7/10
Submitted March 20, 2021 at 05:25AM by zsuswil https://ift.tt/3vRgB...
Eyeballs never feel hot or cold
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Submitted March 20, 2021 at 05:28AM by Isntitabouttime69 https://ift.tt/310QW...
High school is free game while college is a paid dlc
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Submitted March 20, 2021 at 05:28AM by xWarlord81x https://ift.tt/391b7...
Being natively bilingual is for linguistics what knowledge of OOP concepts is for programming. Both provide frameworks that make learning more languages easier.
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Submitted March 20, 2021 at 05:30AM by brobronn17 https://ift.tt/3cRjF...
Barry Allen’s car is one of the most useless things to exist.
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Submitted March 20, 2021 at 05:31AM by RohanIsDaddy1901 https://ift.tt/3saAW...
If centaurs were real they would probably have two stomachs
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Submitted March 20, 2021 at 05:33AM by moosedownjacket https://ift.tt/3tIDy...
the reason years seem to go so quick as you're older is because we've experienced so many of them
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Submitted March 20, 2021 at 05:39AM by adZinco https://ift.tt/3s54C...
Everyone here tries to be deep, and the minimum actually succeeds in doing so.
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Submitted March 20, 2021 at 05:41AM by ThisStatistician7 https://ift.tt/3cNCk...
A lot of movies and shows in the future are likely going to take place around the late 00s to early 10s for nostalgia's sake
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Submitted March 19, 2021 at 05:20AM by Random_Daydreamer https://ift.tt/3tzxj...
Ghosts/other supernatural things are more likely to exist than nothing
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Submitted March 19, 2021 at 05:21AM by Randomredditwhale https://ift.tt/3eVVf...
Vikings were basically just handsome pirates with axes.
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Submitted March 19, 2021 at 05:27AM by Grogu4Ever https://ift.tt/3luj2...
Sinead O'Connor defiantly responds to a hostile crowd at Bob Dylan's 30th anniversary concert before walking off stage in tears (1992)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiadASyP0bU
Submitted March 19, 2021 at 03:45AM by DeadPrateRoberts https://ift.tt/2P7vI...
Kevin O Leary asks what a charity is on shark tank
https://youtu.be/oHiRTaAsmMc
Submitted March 19, 2021 at 04:05AM by calebkaleb https://ift.tt/3c2c2...
Long German words.
https://youtu.be/gG62zay3kck
Submitted March 19, 2021 at 04:08AM by nahog99 https://ift.tt/2Qbnb...
Dads Checking Into Their Hotel Room
https://youtu.be/GSZ6iC3b2KU
Submitted March 19, 2021 at 04:10AM by Ganonslayer1 https://ift.tt/38QCf...
Just the Biker Mice from Mars intro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdSDuJu04xU
Submitted March 19, 2021 at 04:23AM by Hotter_Noodle https://ift.tt/3tuG2...
"Pigmi dance"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkV7FjivJ7U
Submitted March 19, 2021 at 04:24AM by nikto123 https://ift.tt/2Nupa...
I have done all of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq8wn2_EztI
Submitted March 19, 2021 at 04:26AM by Complete-Feedback-13 https://ift.tt/38VCR...
MBMBaM Animatic- 6969 Cool Street!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cr7rFUd-p_g&feature=share
Submitted March 19, 2021 at 04:27AM by Myrandall https://ift.tt/3vEFO...
Can I put pickles on it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl3ojGmNl5E
Submitted March 19, 2021 at 04:30AM by jjjjjohnnyyyyyyy https://ift.tt/3lrgW...
Happy Gilmore vs Bob Barker Round 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnurf8ZtV-E
Submitted March 19, 2021 at 04:31AM by dorkieboy https://ift.tt/30UOJ...
I don't want you to be paranoid after this video, but It will definitely show you what can happen to you if you are not careful with your documents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc16YFHVNag
Submitted March 19, 2021 at 04:32AM by Ready-King https://ift.tt/38VHo...
Helen Keller Speaking (1954)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ch_H8pt9M8&ab_channel=HelenKellerChannel
Submitted March 19, 2021 at 04:35AM by Nothing2Special https://ift.tt/2ON0M...
A genuine person
https://youtu.be/JYVaVDbD52o
Submitted March 19, 2021 at 04:38AM by -Lucifer_Morningstar https://ift.tt/3tAXv...
Villagers React To Luxurious Cruise Ships ! Tribal People React On Luxurious Cruise Ships
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCBTBPbS0Gg
Submitted March 19, 2021 at 04:44AM by dorkieboy https://ift.tt/2OOcN...
Trying McDonald's Japan MEGA MUFFIN | The Morning Coffee Show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZU3be1U-Qa0
Submitted March 19, 2021 at 04:48AM by dorkieboy https://ift.tt/2OQvs...
Myung - Superficially (Official video)
https://youtu.be/Tcmollmsdso
Submitted March 19, 2021 at 04:54AM by jp44322 https://ift.tt/2OG1p...
Chili Cheese Nacho Dip with a side of depression.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6KAVzPb_yQ
Submitted March 19, 2021 at 05:14AM by roastbeeftacohat https://ift.tt/2P2CD...
Simpler times. Winning - a Song by Charlie Sheen
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg
Submitted March 19, 2021 at 05:15AM by Fraggy_Muffin https://ift.tt/2OQQC...
Most people are closer to having $1,000,000 in their bank account than Jeff Bezos is
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Submitted March 18, 2021 at 05:29AM by RoDev455 https://ift.tt/3cL98...
A second lieutenant is a lieutenant lieutenant
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Submitted March 18, 2021 at 05:30AM by ThatCalisthenicsDude https://ift.tt/3txwa...
Neurology can be defined as using a tool we don't understand to understand itself.
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Submitted March 18, 2021 at 05:40AM by Talymisu https://ift.tt/2OItO...
The Outer Worlds: Murder on Eridanos - Musical Launch Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw_16RtC0K8
Submitted March 18, 2021 at 12:36AM by MapedMod https://ift.tt/3cHku...
Homebrew Hall's trailer for their newest D&D show, Eldritch Noir!
https://youtu.be/BuMTgJyZNQ0
Submitted March 18, 2021 at 12:40AM by LydiaorReallynot https://ift.tt/2QgYr...
The Two Reactions Everyone Has To Mara [feat. Phoenix Nights]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj3m9etc-B0
Submitted March 18, 2021 at 12:47AM by onfirealot https://ift.tt/3ls0E...
Lucky Charms Encapsulated Nails Smile Line Coffin Shape Milk Bath Acrylic Nails St Patrick Day Nails
https://youtu.be/TGK-Vv4pZRg
Submitted March 18, 2021 at 12:49AM by kimone9 https://ift.tt/3vDWh...
Greece: Voidokilia Beach Navarino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jav6dl28MY
Submitted March 18, 2021 at 12:50AM by IASIPxIASIP https://ift.tt/3qSjh...
SPRAY PAINTING MY BRAKE CALIPERS ON MY VAUXHALL CORSA!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RaSm1cScATI&feature=share
Submitted March 18, 2021 at 01:05AM by donnellstrapped https://ift.tt/3vBmc...
#StopAsianHate
https://youtu.be/_zoC-E5r5sM?t=897
Submitted March 18, 2021 at 02:57AM by thelastsandwich https://ift.tt/2P1nY...
Scottish comedian nails why Americans hate swearing
https://youtu.be/lAYtvQ-Ehts?t=82
Submitted March 18, 2021 at 03:15AM by HalpTheFan https://ift.tt/3tv4E...
Lock Down - Gorillie cartoon collection all found at www.gorillie.com
https://youtu.be/Euxz7Wb6gRs
Submitted March 18, 2021 at 03:25AM by Gorillie https://ift.tt/3eRbF...
Spiffing Brit finds an exploit that lets you buy Scotland for free. (Yes, actual Scotland)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAySKo0s27g
Submitted March 18, 2021 at 03:36AM by Turbojelly https://ift.tt/3bX0b...
The REAL Story Behind The Alabama Leprechaun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJcz37ERPKQ
Submitted March 18, 2021 at 03:51AM by mouthofreason https://ift.tt/2NrnQ...
Comedian Rich Hall takes a member of the audience on stage...then this happens
https://youtu.be/mdyEdHRxSjk?t=465
Submitted March 18, 2021 at 04:30AM by TheRedditLifeChoseMe https://ift.tt/2QgJi...
Every Real Estate Agent Ever
https://youtu.be/c8fYMSuiD0I
Submitted March 18, 2021 at 04:40AM by SadisticUnicorn https://ift.tt/2QhAm...
Beating Enter the Gungeon With The Worst Starter Gun
https://youtu.be/_nvIeuYG-qk
Submitted March 18, 2021 at 04:40AM by DankeroniTony https://ift.tt/2P4No...
Tourette’s Syndrome - From A Parents Perspective
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhV71yqAyNA
Submitted March 18, 2021 at 04:46AM by dinozaur2020 https://ift.tt/316Gu...
Man Speaks Perfect English But I Don't Understand A Word He Says
https://youtu.be/aW2LvQUcwqc?t=41
Submitted March 18, 2021 at 04:46AM by xx420mcyoloswag https://ift.tt/3rWGX...
The tragic tale of Bert
https://youtu.be/fCaMxLh4MvQ
Submitted March 18, 2021 at 04:50AM by clenchedacorn https://ift.tt/2Q7An...
Tim Curry is escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by cap...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=g1Sq1Nr58hM&feature=share
Submitted March 18, 2021 at 04:51AM by LudaCrest https://ift.tt/3rWGW...
Therapy for the mind
https://youtu.be/h9GHYA-Bz0k
Submitted March 18, 2021 at 04:53AM by fred-krugar https://ift.tt/2OLSu...
Easy Wonder
https://youtu.be/sTSE6E2SIbk
Submitted March 18, 2021 at 05:05AM by blackquestion https://ift.tt/3saIB...
MARILYN MONROE (Puppy Love) LANA DEL REY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO7bzE8NFlI
Submitted March 17, 2021 at 05:41AM by chimeyses https://ift.tt/3twxt...
Dolphins ‘talk’ to each other to synchronize their behaviors
https://youtu.be/VXZWk8-sAfs
Submitted March 17, 2021 at 05:58AM by sustainablethinking https://ift.tt/30OqM...
"Sausages" - Kids in the Hall's surrealist, psychosexual masterpiece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ChvxsVgT8c
Submitted March 17, 2021 at 06:19AM by FunetikPrugresiv https://ift.tt/3bYon...
An unspoken requirement of working at an auto parts store or auto service center is to type REALLY REALLY loudly
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Submitted March 17, 2021 at 04:48AM by MarinersFan28 https://ift.tt/3eJD1...
The teacher supervising detention is also in detention
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Submitted March 17, 2021 at 04:49AM by libra1993 https://ift.tt/3cxK2...
It takes energy to rest.
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Submitted March 17, 2021 at 04:49AM by KillerKane455 https://ift.tt/3cEoD...
Every imaginable universe ever created was either filmed or pictured on one planet - Earth
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Submitted March 17, 2021 at 04:49AM by Mutant-Ninja-Skrtels https://ift.tt/3vsjh...
The teacher supervising detention is also in detention
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Submitted March 17, 2021 at 04:50AM by libra1993 https://ift.tt/3eOqm...
Social media profiles and posts are going to be studied by historians for centuries. Your online persona may become famous long after you’re dead.
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Submitted March 17, 2021 at 04:56AM by YoakemsKnuckle https://ift.tt/2P1l8...
Having phantom limb syndrome (after losing a limb) is probably just your ghost hatching
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Submitted March 17, 2021 at 04:59AM by PennsRamenNOODL3S https://ift.tt/3cEcJ...
The world is a manifestation of what happens when the bad guys win.
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Submitted March 17, 2021 at 05:03AM by ponysoldier69 https://ift.tt/38LIq...
Earth is the only place in the universe where you can get milk
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Submitted March 17, 2021 at 05:04AM by Tom246611 https://ift.tt/2NnZ1...
Stand back the pins getting pulled
If two groups are considered equals as declared by one group. How is one group oppressed by the other?
Submitted March 17, 2021 at 05:08AM by trevb75 https://ift.tt/3vteT...
If you take items from another person’s shopping cart while they are not looking as they shop, you technically aren’t stealing. They don’t own those items just yet.
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Submitted March 17, 2021 at 05:10AM by EtraNosral https://ift.tt/3eNFG...
If there is life on another planet out there, they might be dinosaurs
Like dinosaurs could still be alive and ripping it up somewhere out in space.
Submitted March 17, 2021 at 05:17AM by JadeTheGuy https://ift.tt/30PQT...
Humans have different types for example there is a major difference between a Dutch person and a Asian person we have different species not races types we are all the same species but not the same type we have evolved for our environment like how the artic fox is snow white and the red fox is red
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Submitted March 17, 2021 at 05:27AM by NotAVegan3 https://ift.tt/3r2Z0...
Clothes may have been invented to stop public rape
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Submitted March 17, 2021 at 05:31AM by PHAS3DRAGON https://ift.tt/3eNFH...
"Step-relative" seems more appropriate when describing those who come into a marriage where the offspring aren't direct siblings
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Submitted March 17, 2021 at 05:31AM by SadFire1 https://ift.tt/3ln5X...
Homer Simpson is the cartoon version of Forest Gump, the way they both weave through historical events with little idea of their own impact and legacy.
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Submitted March 17, 2021 at 05:32AM by PurpleFunk36 https://ift.tt/2P4bd...
We're all just chemicals in a vat piloting a meat suit.
What the fuck
Submitted March 17, 2021 at 05:32AM by NecroticAnalTissue https://ift.tt/3llIo...
Knowing how dumb most people are, we give way too much weight to customer reviews
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Submitted March 17, 2021 at 05:33AM by clothesline https://ift.tt/3vAbQ...
When kermit is eating out Miss Piggy, it might taste like bacon
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Submitted March 17, 2021 at 05:33AM by 1C_U_B_E1 https://ift.tt/3cEoI...
Breathing in can make up both thinner and wider
You can breath in to make yourself smaller to fit on some trousers or a gap. Or you can breathe in deeply and that expands your lungs making you wider.
Submitted March 17, 2021 at 05:35AM by notABadGuy3 https://ift.tt/3cDWa...
We don’t know what sound T-Rex’s made vs raptors or triceratops. MFers could have actually quacked like ducks.
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Submitted March 16, 2021 at 05:22AM by Cold-Couple1957 https://ift.tt/3rV6k...
We all hate our lives but if someone asks us to put all our problems in a bag and give the option to choose another baggage from the bunch, we'd probably pick our own.
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Submitted March 16, 2021 at 05:24AM by Namrata_H https://ift.tt/3lkOt...
Out of all the books you read, watching the movie afterwards, you will always get a different setting you imagined than in the movie.
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Submitted March 16, 2021 at 05:31AM by dl_landon https://ift.tt/3cFd6...
Red hats will never be the same.
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Submitted March 16, 2021 at 05:38AM by Reginaofavalon https://ift.tt/3rT7L...
Ever wondered how Psychedelics affect the brain? Well there is a cool new VR experience from Radix Motion launching on 3/17 that will show you!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Bpjq__zYhdA&feature=share
Submitted March 15, 2021 at 10:28PM by vrgamerdude https://ift.tt/3lnBo...
Home Workout Details
https://youtu.be/adfmUV9Cu_M
Submitted March 15, 2021 at 10:30PM by EsmeraldaDimmick https://ift.tt/2Orjk...
Alison the Influencer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPfnz0fRENo
Submitted March 15, 2021 at 10:33PM by Wurmington_Holesbee https://ift.tt/3qQYX...
Planting Snapdragons on a new small flower farm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOJ_QWYxTv8
Submitted March 15, 2021 at 10:35PM by sweetthang1972 https://ift.tt/3cwNO...
PornHub Intro (TRAP REMIX prod. Bluffle)
https://youtu.be/uv3ghuwSSf0
Submitted March 15, 2021 at 10:36PM by EliasRiveraReal https://ift.tt/3s2W7...
Dog Sings His Favorite Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTGjCfYKk8I
Submitted March 16, 2021 at 12:00AM by Sammantha9 https://ift.tt/38Evr...
Bowser demonstrating his parenting skills.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QabOws88zD4
Submitted March 16, 2021 at 05:00AM by NathanTheSamosa https://ift.tt/3vvpW...
Rainy Night Graphics on DIRT 5 with PS5 Hardware
https://youtu.be/jEKQ5qUXs8I
Submitted March 16, 2021 at 05:03AM by mrheroschool https://ift.tt/3vuUR...
Dog Breeds so BIG you Won´t Believe It
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fdd-sQOvV2A
Submitted March 16, 2021 at 05:04AM by dead-of-laughter https://ift.tt/30PwO...
In this incredible scene in 'The Dark Crystal: Age Of Resistance', puppets use smaller puppets to explain the history of the folklore of the show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbOmuBj7COU
Submitted March 16, 2021 at 05:05AM by Immobilesteelrims https://ift.tt/3tuaf...
You can never get in an argument about pie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsC4KjMQVOw
Submitted March 16, 2021 at 05:06AM by 3sides2everyStory https://ift.tt/3qP3X...
Insane footage of plane crashing into a car in South Florida
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D99PTxuzr6A
Submitted March 16, 2021 at 05:06AM by billyg4911 https://ift.tt/3eJxS...
Toasted Whole Grain Honey Oat Rings - Food Wishes | Chef John Parody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHmpjvpfw6U
Submitted March 16, 2021 at 05:14AM by alex_dlc https://ift.tt/3bQ7x...
Fruit Ninja, but Witcher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=133sl-qU06E
Submitted March 16, 2021 at 05:15AM by velloman https://ift.tt/3tsEK...
My brother aspires to be a musician, but has been depressed for the past several years. He finally worked up the motivation to put together his first music video. I am so proud of him!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj0p4peYQBA
Submitted March 16, 2021 at 05:17AM by abrachoo https://ift.tt/3bNvB...
The aftermath of an earthquake in Iceland - large rocks falling down the mountainside
https://youtu.be/DX_iuq4UPbk
Submitted March 16, 2021 at 05:23AM by Thorhallur_Bjornsson https://ift.tt/2P1yH...
EPL & FPL Highlights
https://youtu.be/tAH_QjOwEu0
Submitted March 16, 2021 at 05:24AM by Skyeas https://ift.tt/3tlpo...
Mildly interesting unaired Spongebob intro from 1997
https://youtu.be/1F4n55eJme4
Submitted March 16, 2021 at 05:26AM by thebadsequel https://ift.tt/3eJxS...
Cops in movies almost always hesitate to shoot to allow the story to go on - while Cops in real life almost always shoot to kill to short the story..
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Submitted March 15, 2021 at 06:38AM by hypermails https://ift.tt/3voYt...
Kids chasing after the leprechaun to mug him for his Lucky Charms is actually super creepy.
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Submitted March 15, 2021 at 06:39AM by LividParfait https://ift.tt/2OSLM...
A headache is your brain telling your brain that it has done too much braining!
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Submitted March 15, 2021 at 06:40AM by Dantr1x https://ift.tt/3rOIn...
The reason why we’re so afraid of machines taking our jobs is because we’ve already seen it happen to horses and cattle.
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Submitted March 15, 2021 at 05:11AM by Ogsted https://ift.tt/30LnJ...
Being pissed at slow or unpredictable drivers is 10x worse in a standard transmission car.
Dude, I’m not trying to clutch in and out going from 3rd to 4th to 3rd again on a wide open road, just because you can’t keep your speed the same. There is nobody in front of you. Stop worrying about people trying to pull out on the road, and just keep a constant fucking speed. Also, don’t honk at me at a red light, just because the person in front...
People with extreme jobs (pilot, logger, firefighter) must have horrible work-related nightmares
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Submitted March 15, 2021 at 05:18AM by squaliver https://ift.tt/3vmX4...
If you block someone on a website, you're applying a digital restraining order.
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Submitted March 15, 2021 at 05:19AM by CloudGecko https://ift.tt/3eE1W...
The Charmin bears love shitting and aren't afraid to let everyone know.
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Submitted March 15, 2021 at 05:23AM by haddock420 https://ift.tt/38BMG...
Light makes a green screen in your body, and your body automatically makes light out of that. Something interfering with the green screen makes a shadow.
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Submitted March 15, 2021 at 05:23AM by abannafrk https://ift.tt/3rZNh...
Technically your mouth and your ass hole are the same hole
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Submitted March 15, 2021 at 05:23AM by QtPlatypus https://ift.tt/2OSHw...
90s kids would rather have the Zoom they grew up with.
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Submitted March 15, 2021 at 05:24AM by Cardinal_Syndrome https://ift.tt/3cuTr...
Knowledge is the individual persisted interpretation - of a perceived fact - available for future application.
Just thought of this definition; philosophical juices are flowing
Submitted March 15, 2021 at 05:25AM by guicarraro https://ift.tt/2OTEF...
Schools of fish swim together like birds fly.
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Submitted March 15, 2021 at 05:30AM by David-Diron https://ift.tt/3tiEc...
TRULYTRUE TRUE, SOCIETY HAS BEEN USING LIE and LIED, to lay, as LIE and LIED, as an intention of illwill or detriment towards another.
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Submitted March 15, 2021 at 05:31AM by BdotEscro https://ift.tt/3qLJu...
Arabs have gotta love attack on titan cuz it's literally a PSA on why you shouldn't drink alcohol
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Submitted March 15, 2021 at 05:32AM by NugNug2 https://ift.tt/3eE8n...
If the world in our dream exists, you're probably on the "mysterious disappearance" list.
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Submitted March 15, 2021 at 05:33AM by yyeeeeett https://ift.tt/3rJeS...
The fact that there are exactly Ten Commandments makes it seem like they started out with 10 blanks that they filled in - or they pared it down from a longer list.
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Submitted March 15, 2021 at 05:34AM by hobbitlover https://ift.tt/3cuTk...
You would think that natural selection would’ve eliminated the problem of animals being killed by crossing the road
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Submitted March 15, 2021 at 05:35AM by lumpsfer https://ift.tt/3bIkx...
Movies show just about anything but never show actors washing dirty dishes for 5 to 10 minutes like people do in real life.
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Submitted March 15, 2021 at 05:37AM by zolanih https://ift.tt/3eERq...
Fire can be utilized as a fire detector detector.
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Submitted March 15, 2021 at 05:38AM by SayLittleDoMuch https://ift.tt/3voTw...
Lady Gaga's talent runs so deep she carried Bradley Cooper with a shallow song.
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Submitted March 15, 2021 at 05:38AM by VerbotenPublish https://ift.tt/3rNZH...
The moon landing was never supposed to be about colonizing other planets, it was about showing who was the more powerful country
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Submitted March 15, 2021 at 05:41AM by GetThatSwaggBack https://ift.tt/3cy2b...
What's the point of putting L and R in your shoes? If you don't know which is which then it's not going to help you...
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Submitted March 14, 2021 at 05:01AM by xanderbiscuits https://ift.tt/3voVV...
You can technically sue a stage magician for false advertising since they have no real supernatural powers.
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Submitted March 14, 2021 at 05:01AM by samorotwasbored https://ift.tt/3bInE...
You can technically sue a stage magician for false advertising since they have no real supernatural powers.
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Submitted March 14, 2021 at 05:01AM by samorotwasbored https://ift.tt/3rMNJ...
People with dogs have the tendency to be messy eaters. If food drops on the floor they might think to themselves, ‘the dog will get it’.
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Submitted March 14, 2021 at 05:03AM by baldy74 https://ift.tt/3eA0Q...
Depending on where you are, anyone can be a millionaire. For example: £3000 is >1000000 Yemeni Rial (Yemen) and £7000 is >1000000¥ (Japan) etc.
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Submitted March 14, 2021 at 05:12AM by Passivv___ https://ift.tt/3cvFL...
In smack that by acon
More 'smack that " you had , more cool you have been .
Submitted March 14, 2021 at 05:15AM by iMajkl https://ift.tt/3ldoO...
Since everyone's minds create pathways, organizes, and work differently, If you could actually somehow 'move' your consciousness to another person's body, chances are you would have no ability to even 'think' in their mind.
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Submitted March 14, 2021 at 05:15AM by Skyguy21 https://ift.tt/38zBU...
It probably doesn’t exist yet, but even if it does you’ve likely never heard your favorite song.
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Submitted March 14, 2021 at 05:16AM by EmbarrassedWhiteMale https://ift.tt/3vouK...
Corporations would never sell a battery that didn't need to (eventually) be charged or replaced. Because eventually they wouldn't be able to sell any more.
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Submitted March 14, 2021 at 05:21AM by MozzStk https://ift.tt/3qI8L...
Erasers slowly die from your MISTAKES
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Submitted March 14, 2021 at 05:26AM by JC1812 https://ift.tt/3eC1m...
The infamous KATU Exploding Whale video
https://youtu.be/V6CLumsir34
Submitted March 14, 2021 at 04:12AM by pauljeremiah https://ift.tt/38ywQ...
I recreated the biblical depiction of hell
https://youtu.be/JpFGNNZhXFg
Submitted March 14, 2021 at 04:27AM by LavaMeteor https://ift.tt/3tdmU...
These videos are so good for anxiety
https://youtu.be/ERq9wV761-4
Submitted March 14, 2021 at 04:29AM by sh-2021 https://ift.tt/3exSr...
Live Irish Rock Show Streaming Live From Detroit Right Now
https://youtu.be/lDKUB56LZ3M
Submitted March 14, 2021 at 04:30AM by Constantly_Miserable https://ift.tt/38yvJ...
Quit Crampin' My Crisis
https://youtu.be/6hoKebq90KY
Submitted March 14, 2021 at 04:31AM by ThatBluBlockerGuy https://ift.tt/3eyKI...
Need For Speed in real life part IV
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pj253ritB0&feature=youtu.be
Submitted March 14, 2021 at 04:42AM by hrhr333 https://ift.tt/38DTE...
Bryant Lake Bowl Fly Through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgS54fqKxf0&ab_channel=jaybyrdfilms
Submitted March 14, 2021 at 04:43AM by remoteworkers_net https://ift.tt/3rKrF...
What are the black lines on the side of a school bus for?
https://youtu.be/RYN6-HTeIvA
Submitted March 14, 2021 at 04:44AM by JimSaves https://ift.tt/3evOw...
Five simple strategies to sharpen your critical thinking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHjgKe7JMNE&ab_channel=BBCIdeas
Submitted March 14, 2021 at 04:51AM by Comfortable_Occasion https://ift.tt/3eA11...
How much money animators make in video games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIWYV9-e2QY
Submitted March 14, 2021 at 04:55AM by DoubleTFan https://ift.tt/3bM1c...
Delirious gets more offensive and equally funnier with every watch
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Submitted March 13, 2021 at 05:37AM by recked_em https://ift.tt/38yUt...
Growing up is realizing that The North Face is actually the affordable brand.
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Submitted March 13, 2021 at 05:38AM by 40oz2freeedom https://ift.tt/3ex7q...
No one can make everyone happy. Even the most amiable person is hated by someone because of how friendly they are.
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Submitted March 13, 2021 at 05:41AM by awboqm https://ift.tt/3vmAJ...
Why Does Music Only Have 12 Notes?
https://youtu.be/RL27H2KjLEU
Submitted March 13, 2021 at 02:36AM by davidhartley94 https://ift.tt/3ezUU...
Urumqi, Xinjiang street walk 2020
https://youtu.be/_OMaUIC4Om8
Submitted March 13, 2021 at 02:48AM by balseranapit https://ift.tt/2OoW1...
2021: A GameStop Odyssey
https://youtu.be/7EUP-szzJ3U
Submitted March 13, 2021 at 02:48AM by BENshakalaka https://ift.tt/3lnnM...
Star Spangled Banner played at Buckingham Palace- Sept 13, 2001
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ToECtXPMvNM
Submitted March 13, 2021 at 04:36AM by Picklebob24601 https://ift.tt/3tfKc...
Afternoon Yak The Simpsons
https://youtu.be/rihu8_nbhw8
Submitted March 13, 2021 at 04:37AM by WarOfNoise https://ift.tt/3tb0r...
Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun - Relatable (Full Song) | Netflix
https://youtu.be/ooIh6mov63o
Submitted March 13, 2021 at 04:40AM by fibz https://ift.tt/3bH6Y...
Mr Show: Titanica Fan Sketch - to me the most disturbing Mr Show sketch ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvDLW6EV3B4
Submitted March 13, 2021 at 04:55AM by LostSoulsAlliance https://ift.tt/3vk1u...
Billy the Cat - Questions and Answers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gL-E6d5LCD4
Submitted March 13, 2021 at 05:08AM by mesamunefire https://ift.tt/30ChO...
HOOD PRANK! What U lookin for????
https://youtu.be/QtZuDTc68P4
Submitted March 13, 2021 at 05:08AM by ak0per8or https://ift.tt/2OMgQ...
Every Disney Animated Movie Ranked from Worst to Best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DY66sQ-OyY&ab_channel=ZtarOZ
Submitted March 13, 2021 at 05:13AM by notmyuncle https://ift.tt/3labw...
I Share My Husband with 2 Other Wives (Maasai Marriage Story)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78n8IZ2nI2A
Submitted March 13, 2021 at 05:14AM by Bisphosphate https://ift.tt/3vsqt...
Ultimate Mems of Coffin Dance
https://youtu.be/8M5eFajDTvk
Submitted March 12, 2021 at 07:01PM by Hot_Fisherman_2482 https://ift.tt/3ezlD...
John's Aunt Mimi 1981 UK Interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRqU2teFtw8
Submitted March 13, 2021 at 05:16AM by Kunphen https://ift.tt/2PTzJ...
Reporter Makes Awesome Shot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nHE-EErdWs
Submitted March 13, 2021 at 05:17AM by hyp_0504 https://ift.tt/2OPee...
Easter Mini Eggs candy Showdown !!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGnXO59ae8g
Submitted March 13, 2021 at 05:20AM by dorkieboy https://ift.tt/2OPhR...
Biking Through Tokyo - Tokyo Dome to Asakusa | Explore Japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu-vr8hhpuE
Submitted March 13, 2021 at 05:21AM by dorkieboy https://ift.tt/30AUG...
Why The United States Can't Handle Crises
https://youtu.be/9q1Zver84Q4
Submitted March 13, 2021 at 05:22AM by Candy_and_Violence https://ift.tt/38CdI...
Waterfalls - Clips from an amazing climb set to a beautiful rendition of Hendrix’s “May This Be Love” by Michael Kiwanuka.
https://youtu.be/sIDsQ5N9uPQ
Submitted March 13, 2021 at 05:23AM by SorinMichalski https://ift.tt/3qQZ8...
Do The Grammys Matter? | Mic The Snare
https://youtu.be/JlniLFuzjf8
Submitted March 13, 2021 at 05:26AM by Forever_Anxious https://ift.tt/3tjNV...
There is a single body of water that covers the planet with no beginning or end, yet humans found a way to divide it into 5 oceans.
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Submitted March 12, 2021 at 05:36AM by frenchtoasted_932 https://ift.tt/3qG8x...
Betty White..Vanna White..there may be an anti-aging gene at play here.
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Submitted March 12, 2021 at 05:37AM by Chime57 https://ift.tt/3rFR4...
Speakers are the opposite of headphones
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Submitted March 12, 2021 at 05:41AM by Themathhatter https://ift.tt/3larr...
Table read of the "Muppets Present The Great Gatsby" script that went viral on Reddit two months ago.
https://youtu.be/6YMvt6_uIr8
Submitted March 12, 2021 at 04:17AM by ScreamingVegetable https://ift.tt/3lka1...
The Ballad Of Betty White
https://youtu.be/OmPFFcVp8Sg
Submitted March 12, 2021 at 04:25AM by LogicNewbie https://ift.tt/38ult...
6 Biggest Crocodiles Ever Recorded
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HusA6rzE8wY&feature=share
Submitted March 12, 2021 at 04:26AM by ingrediental https://ift.tt/3vfaH...
Here’s my doggo chomping away on her birthday meal I prepared
https://youtu.be/3rwRsZDtoIw
Submitted March 12, 2021 at 04:29AM by disciplinedCheddar https://ift.tt/2OITu...
I made a half-assed Avant Garde video of my cat, high AF on catnip, in a box - Sound on - Roast me if you must!
https://youtu.be/lBZ3j8s67fo
Submitted March 12, 2021 at 04:43AM by Familiar_Big3322 https://ift.tt/3tbkE...
2 potheads trapped in Grand Rapids basement (short comedy film)
https://youtu.be/CTJBrWP0gFQ
Submitted March 12, 2021 at 04:46AM by D4RKFOR3ST https://ift.tt/30z84...
This portrait got me banned...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjtV0xqVnh8
Submitted March 12, 2021 at 04:49AM by portraits246 https://ift.tt/3ezl1...
This is Cirus, he is 60. I met him on Offerup. He wanted me to sell him my Laptop but I had covid. I have been giving him tips and tricks to sounds better in his videos since. This is his first video discussing STOCKS! He’s a good man, and he’s excited to share his ideas with you!!
https://youtu.be/EZ0TbNsua1Y
Submitted March 12, 2021 at 04:50AM by GokuG0D https://ift.tt/3rEMy...
Little girl explains what she will do if a monster comes to get her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVn27YXEWho
Submitted March 12, 2021 at 04:50AM by sherrymacc https://ift.tt/3rzXN...
Russia Yakutia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJRJ5xRnpy0
Submitted March 12, 2021 at 04:52AM by GBR2019 https://ift.tt/3cD7u...
Please distribute! Wonderfully clever rap/dance video by ER staff, channeling "Hamilton." Not to be missedf!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YiZW2sfurk
Submitted March 12, 2021 at 05:00AM by sarcasticDNA https://ift.tt/2OgfS...
Why a movie like Who Framed Roger Rabbit will NEVER be made again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKOum-MftXY
Submitted March 12, 2021 at 04:27AM by WalterWhiteSr https://ift.tt/3vjnv...
they did surgery on a grape but i added the halo theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Peuk7WO0uSU
Submitted March 12, 2021 at 05:10AM by CLICKMYUSER https://ift.tt/3qEcu...
Gears carnage
https://youtu.be/ZBvWXgvN-Kg
Submitted March 12, 2021 at 05:14AM by erick_rednose https://ift.tt/2OORX...
*Epic* Canadian Snack Trying - This With Them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7lcZozcUuA
Submitted March 12, 2021 at 05:18AM by dorkieboy https://ift.tt/2PZnZ...
When a Rapper gets into Anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMFqoYUglro&ab_channel=UndercoverMoe
Submitted March 12, 2021 at 05:19AM by Jonnyjc https://ift.tt/2N8s4...
USA States Licence Plates TRIVIA Video !!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDO8fAOsCoM&t=16s
Submitted March 12, 2021 at 05:19AM by dorkieboy https://ift.tt/2Onvh...
The Myth of Meritocracy and The American Dream - Startups, Entrepreneurship and Unfair Advantages | Hasan Kubba | TEDxSOAS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMd3_xJ_GzU
Submitted March 12, 2021 at 05:20AM by LisaMck041 https://ift.tt/3rFCd...
Wanna loose that pouch and stay on the couch?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PhSCeOLhXg
Submitted March 12, 2021 at 05:26AM by JohnQP121 https://ift.tt/38wGX...
Fan made batman
https://youtu.be/K0x_YjkgFjc
Submitted March 11, 2021 at 06:04AM by skreekers1 https://ift.tt/38whD...
Put The Seat Down!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zS0zitHVs7s
Submitted March 11, 2021 at 06:23AM by NappyFlickz https://ift.tt/3l35j...
Put The Seat Down!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zS0zitHVs7s
Submitted March 11, 2021 at 06:23AM by NappyFlickz https://ift.tt/2PHln...
You can thread tubing 2 ways. You can thread string through it or thread the pipe through a larger hole.
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Submitted March 11, 2021 at 04:58AM by gsvevshxndb https://ift.tt/3l31v...
The workplace is not a chain with strong or weak links, it is a puzzle with pieces of different sizes and shapes.
My husband came up with this one while we were discussing work in the shower (our main venue for asking each other about our days)
Submitted March 11, 2021 at 04:58AM by pythonidae_love https://ift.tt/3teez...
Everyone will have a worst day of their life, but will never at any point know if they have actually had it yet.
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Submitted March 11, 2021 at 05:03AM by MetricOnion https://ift.tt/3l2Qc...
An 'Olympic size pool' is commonly used for scale but very few people ever actually see one.
I wonder if whomever started using "an Olympic size pool" as a point of reference was actually around one regularly and it just took off from there. Also, has the size of one changed over time?
Submitted March 11, 2021 at 05:05AM by Jamestang1210 https://ift.tt/30ulK...
Audio versions of law text books would help stoner law students sleep better.
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Submitted March 11, 2021 at 05:07AM by pikknz https://ift.tt/3bA56...
Trees make air for us to breathe and we make air for trees to breathe.
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Submitted March 11, 2021 at 05:07AM by Foraminiferal https://ift.tt/3bAyQ...
Hair loses all attractiveness the moment it is detached from the head
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Submitted March 11, 2021 at 05:12AM by SYNTAG https://ift.tt/3qFjN...
NaCl - Salt nutrition facts on food
Why do nutrition labels list sodium content but not chloride content?
Submitted March 11, 2021 at 05:12AM by Madslim https://ift.tt/3qJyk...
For all his hype, Doc Strange has never won an actual fight on his own. He just cheats with the stone (and in the case of his fight against Maw, even that wasn't enough to save his ass from getting owned).
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Submitted March 11, 2021 at 05:14AM by Lower_Carrot https://ift.tt/38thy...
Humans are literally just chemical reactions that managed to become self conscious.
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Submitted March 11, 2021 at 05:16AM by sushi3443 https://ift.tt/3cg0r...
To win 'Musical Chairs', make more chairs.
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Submitted March 11, 2021 at 05:18AM by houndofthesea https://ift.tt/3ckW3...
Even if only one person saw you do that really embarrassing thing, you still did it in front of a much larger crowd of all the people they're gonna tell
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Submitted March 11, 2021 at 05:19AM by McStud717 https://ift.tt/30uoc...
If you experience deja reve (dreaming of something then experiencing it in life) with lucid dreaming you could control the future!
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Submitted March 11, 2021 at 05:31AM by scottamus_prime https://ift.tt/3vg9o...
Everybody laughed at 2023 Thor only to go through the same thing one year later.
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Submitted March 11, 2021 at 05:34AM by YesILikeFeet https://ift.tt/3rDcx...