https://youtu.be/YAqD480iPk8
Submitted July 01, 2021 at 01:07AM by SquarePegRoundWorld https://ift.tt/3hkKJ...
Yesterday the England National Football Team defeated Germany in major, competitive knockout competition for the first time since 1966. The BBC marked the occasion in the build up to this game with an exceptional montage.
https://youtu.be/nTUnnryhMxE
Submitted July 01, 2021 at 01:14AM by qwertymnbvc90 https://ift.tt/3ju9J...
DISNEY'S JUNGLE CRUISE TRAILER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvFwFEiqUug
Submitted July 01, 2021 at 01:21AM by ApunKaGames2 https://ift.tt/3dtfP...
The person you've listened to most in your life is probably (partly) imaginary because inner speech in our minds isn't completely "real".
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Submitted June 30, 2021 at 11:51PM by CookieMonsterOnMDMA https://ift.tt/2Ufgf...
The part on the male body that is the darkest is the part that sees the Sun the least
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Submitted June 30, 2021 at 11:54PM by Collin120423 https://ift.tt/3jvfp...
Life after death is paradise and while dying our soul flutters to leave from the real world to the afterlife.
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Submitted June 30, 2021 at 11:57PM by Stolen_Mask https://ift.tt/3hk0Q...
If we all got paid by the calories we ate per day instead of by the hour, than we wouldn't concern ourselves with our looks anymore.
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Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:03AM by CosmicLightning https://ift.tt/3h3fX...
"Do you speak English" is simultaneously one of the most useful and most useless sentences to know in a foreign language.
It would be extremely useful for you if a native could speak English so that you could communicate to a greater extent, however, if they were competent enough in English to help you, the would be able to respond in English if you asked in English.
Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:03AM by BotaniAlt https://ift.tt/3jtYI...
Calling somebody a "Queen" or a "King" just implies that they were born into it and did not earn it
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Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:04AM by PurplePineapple3000 https://ift.tt/3dt4O...
The more talk there is about "the team", the less it exists
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Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:04AM by B0ngoZ0ngo https://ift.tt/3duUX...
We're the "intelligence" of the characters we control in video games.
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Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:11AM by Odd-Cap-6447 https://ift.tt/365tm...
The fact that every civilization experiences the medieval age implies that the fall of Rome is a universal constant
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Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:13AM by ShadowAlcemist9 https://ift.tt/3hk0Q...
People who reference Kill Bill’s line about Clark Kent being Superman’s critique of the human race usually don’t take into account that the source (Bill) is an assassin with a poor grasp of empathy and humanity.
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Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:15AM by majorjoe23 https://ift.tt/3hpwQ...
There are probably dozens of people filming a ‘taking a picture of myself every day for a year’ video.
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Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:16AM by THE_JaMsTeR https://ift.tt/3hqAr...
It is ridiculous many fictional female animals have breasts even though in real life even chimpanzees, human's closest living relative, do not possess breasts.
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Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:19AM by Super_ACF https://ift.tt/3duj5...
The fact that fictional characters have children shows that they cannonically fucked
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Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:20AM by Hold_Up_Donald https://ift.tt/2Uh3s...
Ingenuity is Mars' Rodan.
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Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:26AM by mrbignaughtyboy https://ift.tt/3dxw6...
The measure of wealth in society will soon be who needs to leave the house less.
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Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:29AM by DemonRDT6 https://ift.tt/2Uit4...
if a mom and son or daughter or father have sex then their offspring have 50% chances to be a sib of one parent and offspring of other and 50% chances of being parent of one parent and sib of other !
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Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:33AM by AmA_3141 https://ift.tt/3drE3...
The guy in A Boy Named Sue could have just used a nickname
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Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:33AM by Thatguy755 https://ift.tt/3qAqV...
Crabs probably identify with Mortal Kombat characters more than us
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Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:34AM by bum_disposal_agent https://ift.tt/3dwXz...
If flowers are plant reproductive organs, it's sexual harrassment to sniff a flower.
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Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:35AM by pikleboiy https://ift.tt/2TmoN...
Pink isn't a hue of the rainbow ..
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Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:37AM by poetically_incorrect https://ift.tt/2UOVG...
Mayonnaise is made from eggs, but the eggs we eat outside of that taste nothing like it
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Submitted June 30, 2021 at 01:01AM by Acidic_Tazerface https://ift.tt/364ba...
Bone dry makes no sense. Unless the bones are from something long dead bones are never dry
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Submitted June 30, 2021 at 01:03AM by spazking91 https://ift.tt/3x7vN...
The biggest turn off to a guy, can be things a girl says to try turn him on
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Submitted June 30, 2021 at 01:07AM by E-nygma7000 https://ift.tt/3x5FE...
If there were no oceans, we’d all be living on mountain tops.
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Submitted June 30, 2021 at 01:14AM by Jimberfly https://ift.tt/3h4EV...
The Internet Was Better When Dumb People Couldn't Use It
I found some nostalgic timelapse videos of the oldschool internet and the old retro designs bring back so many memories. How many of you used Yahoo in 1996? Or uploaded to YouTube in 2005? It's crazy to see how much things change, visually and culturally. Enjoy the videos.
https://youtube.com/c/OldSchoolOdyssey
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It’s kinda ironic that when you drink water and it accidentally goes down the wrong pipe, the solution to fix the uncomfortable feeling; is to drink more water.
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Submitted June 30, 2021 at 01:25AM by YTAppleDemo https://ift.tt/3h1UN...
Anti vaxxers/maskers during lethal pandemics are the same character archetypes in zombie apocalypse films. When they become inflected they would selfishly hide or deny it, and end up backstabbing or biting the very loves ones that warn them to be careful to begin with.
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Submitted June 30, 2021 at 01:25AM by kmecha9 https://ift.tt/3qEdb...
The letter ‘W’ should be renamed ‘we’.
W is the only English letter whose name doesn’t phonetically match its name (except for maybe H.) Renaming it ‘wee’ would fix this issue and also align it with other consonant names (pee, tee, vee, etc). It could also be used as shorthand for the pronoun ‘we’.
Submitted June 30, 2021 at 01:25AM by Anything-Complex https://ift.tt/3h5mN...
When someone says they're being "driven to insanity" they should specify whether they're going forward or in reverse.
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Submitted June 30, 2021 at 01:26AM by 12jonboy12 https://ift.tt/3y1z6...
In the Snyderverse, Batman's superpower is the ability to predict the future.
That wouldn't just explain the Knightmare sequences, but also how he can always be prepared for a fight (he knows the moves of his enemies in advance) and how he became so rich (he knows the outcome of every investment in advance)!
Submitted June 29, 2021 at 11:40PM by VirtualDeliverance https://ift.tt/3AeWS...
Bullets can only do their job correctly after they're fired.
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Submitted June 29, 2021 at 11:41PM by TaterFury69 https://ift.tt/3qM2e...
The pet store that "Littlest Pet Shop" is set in is actually pretty big.
Bigger than most dedicated pet shops I'd say.
Submitted June 29, 2021 at 11:45PM by HiddenLayer5 https://ift.tt/3h4rT...
The uptick in UFO sightings may be causally related to Earth's ecosystem having recently broken into the Top 5 of a (putative) Galactic Last-chance-to-see List.
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Submitted June 29, 2021 at 11:46PM by plumitt https://ift.tt/3jqpq...
John Mcafee was Richard Branson's evil twin
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Submitted June 29, 2021 at 11:54PM by adubdubdubImalright https://ift.tt/3AeWS...
Bee nests must be dark as hell
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Submitted June 29, 2021 at 11:54PM by iuhiscool https://ift.tt/2Ueqx...
Masters of The Universe is kind of a grandiose title for a cartoon about a bunch of weird muscular dudes fighting over a castle on a podunk planet.
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Submitted June 29, 2021 at 11:58PM by Becauseisaidsotoo https://ift.tt/3Adlo...
Bad Endings Happen More Often then Good Endings in Video Games
Game Over = Bad Ending.
Submitted June 30, 2021 at 12:04AM by Please_Pheasant https://ift.tt/3y8Eq...
In a way we are already controlled by an Ai...
We are in a way already controlled by AIs that run behind all those recommendation systems...
Who do you think recommended that last youtube video you watched? Was it a friend? Hmm....
Submitted June 30, 2021 at 12:06AM by tiagorbf9 https://ift.tt/3dtlS...
easy way to freak someone out
walk into your local park or forest and carve "press ctrl to run" on a tree
Submitted June 30, 2021 at 12:08AM by talkingabout009 https://ift.tt/2Ti4G...
If an unwanted hair-cut is assault, then an unwanted lawn-mowing is property damage.
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Submitted June 30, 2021 at 12:24AM by Ostrich2401 https://ift.tt/3AdQ3...
Being grateful isn’t the same thing as being happy
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Submitted June 30, 2021 at 12:36AM by Nice-Violinist-6395 https://ift.tt/3wa7P...
Humanity has improved technology to the point that you can have a child and still be a virgin
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Submitted June 29, 2021 at 01:42AM by Helpimabanana https://ift.tt/2UdPq...
Sometimes you just need to throw a little shade on the piece of Westphalia and kayak to the middle of a Lake and cross an International border for a few minutes before heading back to the proper country the water doesn't give a ship where the border is
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Submitted June 29, 2021 at 01:45AM by pygmypuffonacid https://ift.tt/3y8l4...
In the last 40 years, clowns have gone from something universally understood as playful (ie Bozo, Ronald McDonald) to something universally understood as terrifying (Joker, Pennywise)
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Submitted June 29, 2021 at 01:45AM by jessquit https://ift.tt/3qE7Q...
We all hold at least one opinion that society may see as controversial.
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Submitted June 28, 2021 at 11:32PM by hearsdemons https://ift.tt/3y0YE...
Having a baby is the greatest example of a 'group project'. One person does all the work, while their partner takes credit for it.
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Submitted June 28, 2021 at 11:35PM by lelvis_ https://ift.tt/3hj2x...
Seedless fruits can’t reproduce.
So how do we get more seedless fruit? And what did they use to plant seedless fruits?
Submitted June 28, 2021 at 11:39PM by HockeyTryhard25 https://ift.tt/3dpic...
We could solve the world hunger problem if people would just stop burning calories by working out.
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Submitted June 28, 2021 at 11:42PM by redditpey https://ift.tt/2Tgjy...
The average amount of balls per person is 0.97954312
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Submitted June 28, 2021 at 11:45PM by Edgar1072 https://ift.tt/3x229...
Guys have way more experience with handjobs than girls.
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Submitted June 28, 2021 at 11:46PM by Ramy117 https://ift.tt/3jjVs...
People often get pissed off at the fact that they have to pay for Premium in Smash hit, but they also often forget (or don't even know) that Premium mode is the only thing that Smash hit developers get money from. There are no other transactions except that.
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Submitted June 28, 2021 at 11:48PM by gandalfpotter06 https://ift.tt/3diOq...
Body Mass Index is a bullshit measurement but if a morbidly obese person denies being so by saying Body Mass Index is bullshit is bullshit itself.
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Submitted June 28, 2021 at 11:50PM by Super_ACF https://ift.tt/3dnDs...
Laser goggles aren't nearly as cool as they sound.
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Submitted June 28, 2021 at 11:53PM by The_Bratheist https://ift.tt/35XLH...
If human society weren’t exposed to puritanical values, we may have over populated the planet LONG ago.
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Submitted June 28, 2021 at 11:57PM by Sadie_pants https://ift.tt/3y4Kp...
Some toys in Toy Story (and other films) are evil so Sid is doing good work because all the ones he Frankensteins together are good natured and have good hearts afterwards.
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Submitted June 28, 2021 at 11:59PM by joeChump https://ift.tt/3gZ0J...
Smoking and drinking is trading your physical health for social and mental health. People smoke and drink because it feels good or they want to be with friends.
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Submitted June 29, 2021 at 12:05AM by hearsdemons https://ift.tt/3qBii...
In sci-fi movies, automatic sliding doors could potentially decapitate somebody with a mistimed step.
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Submitted June 29, 2021 at 12:11AM by Animeking1108 https://ift.tt/2Tf3A...
The sun is there half our lives but we barely look at it
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Submitted June 29, 2021 at 12:25AM by LostandFound997 https://ift.tt/3dnVA...
Children who sleep on box bed type may not know the threat of monsters under the bed.
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Submitted June 29, 2021 at 12:27AM by Humblearner https://ift.tt/2SAC2...
The center of most relationships is a lie
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Submitted June 29, 2021 at 12:29AM by lubalubalub https://ift.tt/3qwZX...
Every hand you shake, has probably had a peepee in it
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Submitted June 29, 2021 at 12:30AM by IlIIllIIIlllIlllIIll https://ift.tt/3hh0I...
Grave diggers spend half of their times filling them back in.
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Submitted June 29, 2021 at 12:34AM by Diseased-Jackass https://ift.tt/3w7e0...
Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, and good night, are all 4 perfectly valid phrases, but only good night can be written as one word. (Goodnight)
Why tho?
Submitted June 29, 2021 at 12:35AM by Michael-J-Foxtrot https://ift.tt/3juUx...
It took Fast and Furious five or six movies to jump the shark and go from gritty and real to completely insane. John Wick did it in 3.
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Submitted June 29, 2021 at 12:36AM by PickledPlumPlot https://ift.tt/2UBUT...
Everyone sounds the same when they wisper
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Submitted June 28, 2021 at 01:17AM by matauks https://ift.tt/3dfdo...
The only bad thing that has a good outcome is making your cat fat
Still bad though
Submitted June 28, 2021 at 01:23AM by Some_Spooky_Baby https://ift.tt/2U3Lr...
Oxygen is addictive and the withdrawals are lethal.
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Submitted June 28, 2021 at 01:32AM by Synthwolfe https://ift.tt/3vZYK...
Buttcheeks are kind of like leg shoulders
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Submitted June 27, 2021 at 11:39PM by DIYOBGYN https://ift.tt/3hcUB...
The older you get, the harder it becomes to just be alone with your own thoughts.
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Submitted June 27, 2021 at 11:42PM by WartimeHotTot https://ift.tt/3vXUP...
People will tip a server 20% for carrying their food one hundred feet but struggle to give the pizza delivery person 5 bucks for carrying their order 3 miles through flash flooding and a thunder storm.
Tip your pizza professionals better! Disclaimer - I do not work in the pizza industry.
Submitted June 27, 2021 at 11:48PM by shug7272 https://ift.tt/3zXXt...
There is a course of action that can make anything possible happen, the only thing preventing us from doing it is not knowing what to do
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Submitted June 27, 2021 at 11:49PM by he1linx https://ift.tt/3diMZ...
People who have been lied to and brainwashed won't believe that they have been lied to and brainwashed because they have been lied to and brainwashed...
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Submitted June 27, 2021 at 11:52PM by TheBravan https://ift.tt/3A3xL...
You don't 100% understand the "splitting headache" expression until you get one
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Submitted June 27, 2021 at 11:54PM by Guillle https://ift.tt/3A48A...
To the people at the top, a pyramid scheme is more of a funnel scheme.
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Submitted June 27, 2021 at 11:56PM by Ninillionaire https://ift.tt/3x0bK...
Showers are too shallow
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Submitted June 28, 2021 at 12:01AM by NightSky222 https://ift.tt/3w9UX...
People like to think of their pets as friends, when it is in fact a master / slave relationship
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Submitted June 28, 2021 at 12:03AM by Noto987 https://ift.tt/35Ur1...
We all clicked the "Skip Tutorial" button the day we were born.
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Submitted June 28, 2021 at 12:04AM by One_Laugh_Guy https://ift.tt/2T4wQ...
Visual sexual arousal is literally being aroused by a combination of depths, shades, hues and lines all put together.
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Submitted June 28, 2021 at 12:05AM by DrSanwich https://ift.tt/3A6MA...
In the Harry Potter universe it was probably frowned upon to sign a letter with "from You Know Who".
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Submitted June 28, 2021 at 12:10AM by wfezzari https://ift.tt/3dmB9...
The person who invented anal beads also invented wait that’s the only thing he invented
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Submitted June 28, 2021 at 12:14AM by Edgar1072 https://ift.tt/3xZ74...
Humans in prehistoric times or in undeveloped parts or the world never need to worry about stepping on glass or nails while walking barefoot.
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Submitted June 28, 2021 at 12:17AM by danementzer https://ift.tt/3qvDv...
Your computer can do a billion things each second.
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Submitted June 28, 2021 at 12:22AM by hearsdemons https://ift.tt/3jl3I...
You never fully appreciate what your parents did to keep you fed and clothed until you are the parent doing the feeding and clothing
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Submitted June 28, 2021 at 12:27AM by allthekos https://ift.tt/3jgbv...
The Sega Dreamcast implies the existence of a much more frightening "Sega Nightmarecast"
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Submitted June 28, 2021 at 12:27AM by R-Didsy https://ift.tt/3y1Rt...
People join because they think they'll get something out of it. They quit when they realize they'll have to work for it.
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Submitted June 28, 2021 at 12:37AM by VerbotenPublish https://ift.tt/2TcDO...
When someone wishes you "good luck" it's never a good sign.
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Submitted June 28, 2021 at 12:38AM by drakejones99 https://ift.tt/3x4xR...
Apparently, sinkholes are the opposite of acid rain.
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Submitted June 28, 2021 at 12:45AM by notwutiwantd https://ift.tt/3A6cw...
There are actions that can't be undone.... Everything that has ever been plastic is still plastic.
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Submitted June 27, 2021 at 01:24AM by Lolo7333 https://ift.tt/3qvbx...
Birth certificates are awards for successfully giving birth
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Submitted June 27, 2021 at 01:25AM by that_kid_over_there1 https://ift.tt/2UG4T...
Diet is the thing which actually controls everything in our body.
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Submitted June 27, 2021 at 01:29AM by Lindawales https://ift.tt/3zUZI...
Most stupid people in life like to hit and run
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Submitted June 26, 2021 at 09:52PM by ladygagaisdogshit https://ift.tt/3xXF3...
The only person who is keeping score is you
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Submitted June 26, 2021 at 11:35PM by TalkaboutJoudy https://ift.tt/3vYo6...
All orphans parents exploded
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Submitted June 26, 2021 at 11:35PM by Phrogeo https://ift.tt/3vZrE...
Men have sex with the babysitter beacaue they are evolutionary designed to mate with a female who raises his children.
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Submitted June 26, 2021 at 11:51PM by blindsarebroken https://ift.tt/3xUoR...
Considering how many things that actually kills us, it not that far fetched that the rest would makes us stronger.
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Submitted June 27, 2021 at 12:02AM by practice_spelling https://ift.tt/3jfGu...
Whales hold their breath during the entirety of intercourse.
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Submitted June 27, 2021 at 12:10AM by Alkanyseus_Zelar https://ift.tt/3xQx8...
There's zero light inside of your body
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Submitted June 27, 2021 at 12:16AM by Shonz_27 https://ift.tt/3y1xO...
Biological life is a chemical reaction that's continued for over a billion years without stopping.
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Submitted June 27, 2021 at 12:21AM by A_Knights_Tail https://ift.tt/2T7uk...
A cupboard is a board for you cups but you can put other stuff in there.
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Submitted June 27, 2021 at 12:21AM by deathlordfluffy https://ift.tt/3x0Rt...
Cosmetics industry is dependent upon not the psychology of humans, but on mirrors. No mirrors no problem.
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Submitted June 27, 2021 at 12:23AM by aidigvijay https://ift.tt/3gVIp...
A cylinder is a thick circle
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Submitted June 27, 2021 at 12:28AM by she-ll_be_apples https://ift.tt/3gZpX...
You can make easy nachos by buying a bunch of hard shell tacos and punching the bag a few times
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Submitted June 27, 2021 at 12:32AM by musabi123 https://ift.tt/3hchT...
The movie version of an awkward conversation is the real-life version of a normal conversation.
In movies, it's awkward when you stutter, forget your train of thought, etc. But in real life, this happens all the time in perfectly normal conversation.
Submitted June 27, 2021 at 12:33AM by Yaddlethejedimaster https://ift.tt/3A2cd...
You know you are fat when the meal you order yourself comes with 4 forks.
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Submitted June 27, 2021 at 12:34AM by MurkyUnderneath https://ift.tt/3vZaC...
Stomach folds are perceived as rolls of fat, but you’re only fat once you sit down and there aren’t any folds left.
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Submitted June 27, 2021 at 12:37AM by Stressed_Stuudent https://ift.tt/3xXSj...
We could just as easily have had 'Cookies & Orange Juice' or 'Cookies & Water' instead of 'Cookies & Milk'.
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Submitted June 27, 2021 at 12:37AM by BJTheWolfie https://ift.tt/3zYK7...
If you have ever been fully submerged in water, water has gone up your anus.
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Submitted June 27, 2021 at 12:37AM by Professional_4SSH01E https://ift.tt/3gU5W...
If Adam and Eve didn't eat the apple, we would not be able to feel pain or suffering and we would've lives to be 900 years old.
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Submitted June 27, 2021 at 12:40AM by Comfortable-Repeat91 https://ift.tt/3jdOU...
Putting cheese on a burger is adding insult to injury to the cow that died for it.
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Submitted June 27, 2021 at 12:43AM by Ok-Nefariousness1837 https://ift.tt/3A2sn...
Pre-Imperial Rome lasted as long as Britain has had Magna Carta
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Submitted June 26, 2021 at 01:12AM by fluffy_assassins https://ift.tt/3gY3M...
If you saw a fly drowning in your pool and rescued it, if it were to come back and thank you you’d probably try to kill it.
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Submitted June 26, 2021 at 01:12AM by No_Writer_7679 https://ift.tt/3wYjD...
Nothing goes right in rage.
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Submitted June 26, 2021 at 01:19AM by agroyle https://ift.tt/2T7bt...
We are the failed experiments of "our creators" who turned against it's purpose, Just like we fear A.I. machines turning against it's purpose.
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Submitted June 26, 2021 at 01:19AM by memetrooper_ https://ift.tt/3x0fZ...
4,7,24, and 40 are green. 3,30s, and 21 are yellow. 9 is purple. 5,10,15,20,25 are red
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Submitted June 26, 2021 at 01:25AM by Taxfraub https://ift.tt/3xVuK...
The nose is the most breathtaking part of the body
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Submitted June 26, 2021 at 01:27AM by JustAScaredTran https://ift.tt/3gW4h...
Despite historically being seen as a symbol of supreme natural power, lightning is probably one of the least dangerous natural disasters in terms of number of fatalities.
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Submitted June 25, 2021 at 09:40PM by chucklesthe2nd https://ift.tt/3qp5v...
The person who discovered potatos thought it was a good idea to eat the random thing that was growing in the dirt
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Submitted June 25, 2021 at 09:41PM by ForgottenPuppet https://ift.tt/3xURJ...
You may have created or broken world records in categories which aren't being tracked by anyone.
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Submitted June 25, 2021 at 11:34PM by Dragon_KC https://ift.tt/35Tdc...
Humans are the only being paying money to live
Those animals are pretty lucky for not having to pay smh.
Submitted June 25, 2021 at 11:40PM by devilboy1029 https://ift.tt/3jgF9...
If a child hits you in the balls, technically the nut you/someone busted literally just busted your nuts
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Submitted June 25, 2021 at 11:44PM by o_o_o_o_0_o_o_o_o_ https://ift.tt/3vWqI...
laptops open like toilets and that is why there is so much shit posting.
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Submitted June 25, 2021 at 11:46PM by Krowzeye https://ift.tt/3dgWo...
Being one of the richest people makes you quite literally a dragon.
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Submitted June 25, 2021 at 11:48PM by Ponk_Bonk https://ift.tt/3h9Ns...
You could always wind up stealing somebody's idea, because they thought of it but never executed it.
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Submitted June 25, 2021 at 11:49PM by pikachu_555-1 https://ift.tt/2UvjJ...
A hotdog is still a hotdog after removing the bun
A sandwich is no longer a sandwich if you remove the bread.
A taco is not a taco if you remove the shell.
A wrap is not a wrap if you remove the tortilla.
I can go on...
But a hotdog...
A hot dog without the bun is still a hot dog
Submitted June 25, 2021 at 11:51PM by smashsenpai https://ift.tt/2UDpg...
The Tamagochi craze of the 90s had the beneficial effect of teaching millions of kids how much work it would take to care for an actual pet
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Submitted June 25, 2021 at 11:58PM by GeneReddit123 https://ift.tt/3vXOB...
Sneezing with a full cup of hot liquid is a great test of skill to not spill
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Submitted June 26, 2021 at 12:05AM by Reidy91 https://ift.tt/3zSkZ...
Having someone praise your tea after drinking it is one of the most morale-boosting things you can hear.
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Submitted June 26, 2021 at 12:20AM by TorsoHunter https://ift.tt/3xRTG...
Most cultural appropriation is simply a form of appreciation and flattery, yet it’s generally looked at in a negative light.
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Submitted June 26, 2021 at 12:26AM by ducttapeallday https://ift.tt/3xSwe...
An internist is the opposite of a dermatologist
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Submitted June 26, 2021 at 12:28AM by clejeune https://ift.tt/3x09u...
If you blow into an asshole, it can come put as a burp
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Submitted June 26, 2021 at 12:32AM by BlankAven https://ift.tt/3A1qK...
Nebulas could be the bacteria of space.
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Submitted June 26, 2021 at 12:34AM by sirmattimous https://ift.tt/3wZGd...
A person who is both swimming and pregnant is technically acting as a snorkel.
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Submitted June 25, 2021 at 01:29AM by Inside-Breadfruit442 https://ift.tt/35NhD...
Beating the hell out of someone would actually be a nice thing to do.
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Submitted June 25, 2021 at 01:32AM by MasterBigBean https://ift.tt/3jcNF...
There’s a reason why rich people have such tall chimneys. Everything is handed to them on a silver platter. However that silver platter must have come on another silver platter. These silver platters begin to stack up and soon you have a 30ft tall stack.
They must be keep them in the chimney because I haven’t seen them in the backyards on Google Earth.
Submitted June 25, 2021 at 01:33AM by RedPilledCuckSlayer https://ift.tt/3xRI5...
Gosh, if they never had those exciting tampon commercials how would we have ever known that they existed!
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Submitted June 25, 2021 at 12:11AM by showmeyurkittys https://ift.tt/3jiE9...
Every Bookshelf combination is unic on it's on way
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Submitted June 25, 2021 at 12:22AM by MakoAnarchist https://ift.tt/35PCE...
The common saying is that, 'power corrupts' but in reality, more often than not, "power attracts the corruptible".
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Submitted June 25, 2021 at 12:26AM by ShardsofNarsi1 https://ift.tt/2UzEq...
All philosophy written by man is their post nut clarity
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Submitted June 25, 2021 at 12:26AM by ursu_nicu https://ift.tt/3vWmI...
The existence of a rare steak suggests the existence of an ordinary steak
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Submitted June 25, 2021 at 12:30AM by kiquert https://ift.tt/3j7LQ...
Peak adulthood is being more excited over the 4-day workweek aspect as opposed to the 3-day weekend aspect.
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Submitted June 25, 2021 at 12:31AM by freebaseHOSS https://ift.tt/3xQJF...
An AI wouldn't need to bother coming with reasons to go rogue on us,we were more than happy to write them ourselves in our works of fiction.
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Submitted June 25, 2021 at 12:32AM by -Forshot- https://ift.tt/3jbvi...
If an invention allowed humans to share dreams and interact lucidly, video games and VR would become mostly redundant.
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Submitted June 25, 2021 at 12:34AM by Poo_faced https://ift.tt/3xKeY...
Mesprit has "Me" in it, Azelf kind of has "self", and Uxie kind of has "Us"
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Submitted June 25, 2021 at 12:39AM by Sylveon72_06 https://ift.tt/2T2RU...
When the big bang would have given Earth a little less swing, a working day could have been 10 hours in stead of 8
And Dolly Parton’s song “working 9 to 5” would not have existed
Submitted June 25, 2021 at 12:40AM by maartenheus https://ift.tt/3ducK...
Most things sold at the dollar store are for more than a dollar.
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Submitted June 25, 2021 at 12:42AM by Samoht99 https://ift.tt/3gPt6...
The people who invented the number zero contributed zero to society.
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Submitted June 25, 2021 at 12:43AM by IAmA--GoldenGod https://ift.tt/35ORN...
We can randomly encounter with famous people without even knowing who they are.
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Submitted June 25, 2021 at 12:44AM by andyj1927 https://ift.tt/2T5YP...
Being overly humble is more annoying than being overly cocky
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Submitted June 25, 2021 at 12:44AM by dooleygamer01 https://ift.tt/3zVxk...
You are the only person who with certainty has a mind and the ability to think
You don’t actually know with certainty if anyone other than you actually has a mind and the ability to think.
Submitted June 25, 2021 at 12:45AM by Fickle_Mongoose3372 https://ift.tt/3gPkp...
Donating your limbs costs 2 arms and 2 legs.
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Submitted June 25, 2021 at 12:48AM by DenierB https://ift.tt/2Uvge...
If we continue the „filling holes in stuff with ramen and glue“ diy technique, one day, everything will be made of ramen.
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Submitted June 25, 2021 at 12:50AM by PEKKACHUNREAL https://ift.tt/2Uryt...
Some people interact with a murderer every day and don’t even know it
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Submitted June 24, 2021 at 01:22AM by Beatlefloyd12 https://ift.tt/3qjMN...
Passive income sounds much more appealing than delayed money.
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Submitted June 24, 2021 at 01:24AM by mcgormack https://ift.tt/3xPX5...
As somebody who gets his power from the sun, Superman chose to put the fortress in the wrong place.
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Submitted June 24, 2021 at 01:31AM by fish-fingered https://ift.tt/3zLTI...
When u sing a hymn of a country you basically sing some dumb shit some dumb ass has made the decision that you ahve to sing it.
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Submitted June 23, 2021 at 11:58PM by TitusVI https://ift.tt/3wTW8...
Trying to figure out the meaning of life whilst living it is very much like trying to figure the rules of the game whilst playing it. And we do not get another chance.
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Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:00AM by curiosityKilledMeNot https://ift.tt/3xMcn...
Has Flux Pavilion ever closed his mouth.
There exists no conclusive proof that flux Pavillion has ever closed his mouth. Doctored images have been unearthed with doctored jarred lips plastered across Flux's face.
Video evidence however, is conclusive. See Do or Die Official Music video in which not once doth Flux's pink pillows dare meet for even an instance. Evidence of Flux's "Chapped...
We never hear about outer-city problems.
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Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:05AM by SayLittleDoMuch https://ift.tt/3d7Ji...
There are countless General Stores but nobody has tried opening a Specific Store.
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Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:06AM by SayLittleDoMuch https://ift.tt/2U2a4...
The world economy is a giant Ponzi scheme in which people at the top who never have to need money again want more money
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Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:06AM by HoomanHoliday https://ift.tt/3gSXG...
Light is faster than sound so when lightning strikes the noise can be heard only after.
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Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:06AM by ijustjoinedin2021 https://ift.tt/3wTlR...
You can't prove that everyone is moral until everyone is dead.
Edit: it's meant to say mortal. Just a simple typo
Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:10AM by DekuTheOtaku https://ift.tt/2TXP0...
Most of us are good for the nature only after we die and become food for plants otherwise we all are the enemy during our lifetime.
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Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:10AM by WarriorOfTheDark https://ift.tt/35M6p...
For how strongly people want to be in relationships it's pretty ironic how difficult it is to stay in one.
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Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:10AM by bastian74 https://ift.tt/3j8mb...
there were probably babies that died that were perfectly fine, except they didn't know how to breath.
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Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:11AM by xXDarkCubeXx https://ift.tt/3gOGT...
Calling someone a "fuck" is, by in large, a statement of fact.
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Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:11AM by Dat_Lion_Der https://ift.tt/3gMx7...
Maybe boomers struggle learning new technology because they were raised with the "if you don't know what it is, don't touch it" mentality
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Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:13AM by mcdoogs92 https://ift.tt/2SmG4...
Cops be like “I need a vacation” so they shoot someone
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Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:13AM by Deathbysnusnubooboo https://ift.tt/3vVK4...
Whoever chose white as the standard toilet color really wasn't doing us any favors.
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Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:19AM by Vocalscpunk https://ift.tt/3d7PY...
Owning a pet is a lot like being a dungeon master.
Me: "You start walking...." Dog: "I'd like to make an investigation check!!!" .... Me: "A rabbit runs past you." Dog: "I break the leash and chase!" Me: "Roll a strength check"
Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:24AM by DarmokNJelad-Tanagra https://ift.tt/3qnBY...
After the Titanic has completely disappeared, conspiracies will be made claiming the ship never even existed
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Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:25AM by xbox360noscope https://ift.tt/3zVNK...
According to The Last Supper Painting, they ordered a table for 26 people, just so 13 of them can sit on one side
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Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:26AM by PaddyTheLegend16 https://ift.tt/3d5A0...
Procuring lemons shows mad discipline.
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Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:30AM by i-need-discipline https://ift.tt/3qmuN...
The loudness of a person's car is almost always directly proportionate to their self-importance.
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Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:30AM by Katiari https://ift.tt/2UlYt...
It's possible that one day scientists will develop something so deadly that it'll be impossible to stop it destroying us all
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Submitted June 23, 2021 at 12:12AM by StippleFX https://ift.tt/3gO8h...
If you're enlightened you're insufferable.
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Submitted June 23, 2021 at 12:17AM by NuclearPastaSalad0 https://ift.tt/3j4cG...
The people who sing the most beautiful love songs are usually the ones who struggle with love.
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Submitted June 23, 2021 at 12:18AM by YTFatGuyGaming https://ift.tt/2TONS...
E Scooter riders face having their ride confiscated in parts of the UK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-72Hc75mMU
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 11:01PM by TiredHorizon https://ift.tt/3xIq3...
Man vs. goose
https://youtu.be/IkeVx6-6I3k
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 11:05PM by Repyl https://ift.tt/3xHcq...
Turkish sisters / Samida - Oy Yaylalar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml4GS5q5gog
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 11:12PM by KitSpell https://ift.tt/2Uoqx...
Stop think negative thoughts
https://youtu.be/ZudfqxTZD0I
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 11:17PM by Silent-Challenge5710 https://ift.tt/3j2LP...
Vitalik Buterin mining Ethereum
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5-gzWUErIJI
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 11:19PM by OferZak https://ift.tt/2SZc2...
The Last of Us 2 in GTA Animation
https://youtu.be/MNfgjieZhFo
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 11:24PM by mrheroschool https://ift.tt/3j4yL...
The fall of Drake Bell
https://youtu.be/axRd4D2Sc9A
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 11:33PM by FunkTurkey https://ift.tt/3xK3K...
TAP DANCING IN HUNTER BOOTS
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLvD-yGvvyE
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 11:33PM by TheLondonLife https://ift.tt/3zQ3p...
Never change Japan. Never change.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PvjXdAloAE
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 11:35PM by seanmashitoshi https://ift.tt/2SWEC...
The speed of gunpower burning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaWHeN5pNLk
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 11:40PM by e1ioan https://ift.tt/3gPB5...
Hiking the Tallest Mountain in England, Scafell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV2auK6DZSo
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 11:47PM by aGreenPlum https://ift.tt/3wRDF...
Found the second part of the NYC's worst landlords investigation. Just when you think it can't get worse.
https://youtu.be/JnI31Hkl6-Y
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 11:49PM by worldofjaved https://ift.tt/3zQ3w...
YouTube’s AI is falsely demonetizing random channels for promoting “violent criminal organizations.” Of course, YouTube hasn’t communicated and has condescendingly blamed the creators.
https://youtu.be/ClM1inS6-4E
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 11:50PM by justmehabib https://ift.tt/3wUWN...
Gandalf talks in the Black Speech of Mordor
https://youtu.be/KGC3f7L_ek8
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 11:58PM by dongman44 https://ift.tt/3gP9H...
An Awkward Father Son Talk (sketch)
https://youtu.be/5r4nm2xdHR0
Submitted June 23, 2021 at 12:02AM by dougthrash https://ift.tt/35HFs...
THE SUICIDE SQUAD – Official “Rain” Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg5ciqQzmK0
Submitted June 23, 2021 at 12:06AM by DemiFiendRSA https://ift.tt/3vUPF...
Chicken cooked to perfection she says...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ozMVI6nhNo
Submitted June 23, 2021 at 12:16AM by seanmashitoshi https://ift.tt/3j3ro...
This is what happens when your city is overtly Italian
https://youtu.be/ccK6W2Qu74U
Submitted June 23, 2021 at 12:21AM by Half_Baked_King https://ift.tt/3xG3l...
Blast From The Past
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmwwLSNwpYg
Submitted June 23, 2021 at 12:22AM by No-Scientist-914 https://ift.tt/3wODG...
Mickey's decent into madness - Ethereal snake
https://youtu.be/NiP3ZDApOsA
Submitted June 23, 2021 at 12:25AM by DeadlyPorkUpine https://ift.tt/3gKrM...
An organ transplant video in reverse still looks completely normal
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Submitted June 22, 2021 at 12:18AM by kajiree https://ift.tt/35IfP...
You can tell who's really in control by the most likely outcomes in any system. For example, when the most entertaining outcomes are the most likely we know whoever benefits the most from entertainment related activity is most likely in control.
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Submitted June 22, 2021 at 12:22AM by VerbotenPublish https://ift.tt/2SQyc...
You could treat manga/comics as coloring books, and color your favorite characters and scenes.
My coworker just said her son got into manga at a young age and they used to color them, and I was like wtf, people do that? Then it made so much sense.
*not for everyone haha. but for kids/people who dont care about the collection aspect
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 12:23AM by terrafirma91 https://ift.tt/2SVrf...
There's a point on land somewhere out there that's been stepped on by more people than any other single point
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Submitted June 22, 2021 at 12:31AM by SpooningThemSoftly https://ift.tt/35Vrk...
Medical quack sounds like a parody of himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-MT3dhZLIk
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 07:11PM by cryosyske https://ift.tt/35Ncx...
A short video of two lego guys
https://youtu.be/c0s5V2h1Ybs
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 07:25PM by OrangeSheep12 https://ift.tt/3d0XZ...
The Challenge of Making a Keyboard for Every Language - Junferno
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MBQvN03i4-4
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 07:27PM by NitroXSC https://ift.tt/3vKhi...
That time when the Foo Fighters broke up.
https://youtu.be/4rW1wuNyDKg
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 07:33PM by JakeInVan https://ift.tt/3zH3Z...
Amongst Gods And Demons
https://youtu.be/OO_1xvcBUps
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 07:43PM by 2crakd https://ift.tt/3wQmI...
Dan Bell's Dead Malls series is hauntingly fascinating
https://youtu.be/5lVRgUOV-Xo?t=40
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 11:43PM by lolspeaker https://ift.tt/3h7dz...
I love Cristiano
https://youtu.be/gdrmAWACSfk
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 11:46PM by Silent-Challenge5710 https://ift.tt/3wPJc...
African Bullfrog eats Asian giant hornet
https://youtu.be/jvMweauu0Zw
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 11:47PM by scarfacesaints https://ift.tt/3iVrh...
Inside Pakistan's 'Conversion Factory' for hindu brides (2021) [00:13:23]
https://youtu.be/UfoYXlSM0N8
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 11:55PM by ViciousPhilosopher https://ift.tt/3vMxd...
On this day 5 years ago, the world got to see the most heartbreaking moment in Television history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MelvH3EMGR0
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 11:58PM by Hassaan18 https://ift.tt/3vGuy...
Patent at Illinois School Board meeting argues about success.
https://youtu.be/axQV_hc1rPo
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 12:01AM by bigbgl https://ift.tt/3cV6M...
when you're the french fry that fell to the bottom of the bag- Ian Kung
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQHqcaj7OWs
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 12:01AM by SnooRecipes5648 https://ift.tt/2UjHA...
Mural of Unification - Drawing of 60+ Youtubers
https://youtu.be/ieXmOctdY4U
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 12:02AM by faurax https://ift.tt/3gHOw...
Ninja Mascots
https://youtu.be/yxFsMVn1yjM
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 12:03AM by Bilal826 https://ift.tt/3zFkv...
My FIRST Unreal CINEMATIC - A STAR WARS Fan Film
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gEVkPo21VWU&feature=share
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 12:06AM by DustyT1 https://ift.tt/3gL0h...
Would That It Were So Simple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rDw2YBUz6A
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 12:13AM by s_y_s_t_e_m_i_c_ https://ift.tt/3zMFu...
Oblivion NPC had one too many
https://youtu.be/kPRvfJZMf4E
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 12:17AM by DefinitelyAJew https://ift.tt/2SKiE...
Quantum locking will blow your mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4r_Dz_lJS4&ab_channel=ActionLabShorts
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 12:26AM by hackersaal https://ift.tt/3gKvr...
You really find out how much you love a pet when they run away.
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Submitted June 21, 2021 at 12:00AM by frickafreshhh https://ift.tt/2Um35...
If magneto had ferrofluid, he could basically waterbend it.
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Submitted June 21, 2021 at 12:03AM by ninjablade46 https://ift.tt/35EgG...
We’re the least fit generation in history, but we also have the highest life expectancy.
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Submitted June 21, 2021 at 12:04AM by Chasmatesh https://ift.tt/3xx0U...
Sitting in the back of a car is seen as uncool but sitting in the back of a bus isn't.
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Submitted June 21, 2021 at 12:08AM by Didactic-Spectre https://ift.tt/3gIod...
New Foundland is surrounded by Old Discovered Ocean
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Submitted June 21, 2021 at 12:11AM by Anyonomus256 https://ift.tt/3wWqo...
More people know what happens after death than those who dont
All the humans that have died outnumber those who are currently alive.
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 12:14AM by Tetricrafter26 https://ift.tt/3wWq2...
When we find complete dinosaur fossils they are celebrated and prized possessions at museums. But 100 million years ago it was probably just Greg the middle manager.
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Submitted June 21, 2021 at 12:21AM by RedPilledCuckSlayer https://ift.tt/3wIGQ...
It's probably a coincidence that creditor rhymes with predator.
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Submitted June 21, 2021 at 12:21AM by OvidPerl https://ift.tt/3xDWG...
Don't stay in the blind spot of a truck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGOJJ8Or0Fk
Submitted June 20, 2021 at 11:25PM by RoastedRhino https://ift.tt/3wN5E...
The Indiana Jones and Star Wars Crossover you may not have not known about!
https://youtu.be/b6MJ61ifrjU
Submitted June 20, 2021 at 11:30PM by SickleClaw https://ift.tt/3cTV3...
A strange cult like pamphlet answers the question...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pri6k79Kcpw
Submitted June 20, 2021 at 11:32PM by jokerbaby66 https://ift.tt/3wL0a...
Zoltan Cheney got hired to play in Slaughter because he’s killing it.
https://youtu.be/tz07ne0cheE
Submitted June 20, 2021 at 11:35PM by gynoceros https://ift.tt/3gKai...
Either this is staged or these kids are the worst.
https://youtu.be/9QWxkZof33o
Submitted June 20, 2021 at 11:38PM by TheEDITOR666 https://ift.tt/3cVf1...
Eddie Murphy talks about how Dick Cavett would do whatever he dared him to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBpBik-jBh8
Submitted June 20, 2021 at 11:46PM by Jay-Eff-Gee https://ift.tt/3gQNL...
Entering Pittsburgh from the Fort Pitt Tunnel. Old video from an old phone.
https://youtu.be/f2Y35dxfRZI
Submitted June 20, 2021 at 11:46PM by dublinhank https://ift.tt/35Dvm...
Weird Al fan video - Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu6HJDYWf68
Submitted June 20, 2021 at 11:50PM by TheAtheistArab87 https://ift.tt/3xx1b...
Ancient Aliens Parody | The Bunnunaki Connection | Ancient Astronaut Theory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byyL_Ng4NFg
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 12:04AM by gunpowderclankrv https://ift.tt/35DvD...
"Uncle Daycare" from a criminally under-rated comedy skit channel
https://youtu.be/KBtrQ0GJSV0
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 12:06AM by bendavis575 https://ift.tt/3qdCf...
Viral Hydraulic Press 2020 Compilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZhlcmdhNog&t=15s
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 12:09AM by ChaMatt57 https://ift.tt/3j0f7...
Zelda, Hammer style.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwG2KK9fEyo&lc=UgzvCAEJhHs0vXhRp6J4AaABAg.9OozGelinFW9Op-BGc4hPa
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 12:12AM by BearKilgore https://ift.tt/3gLGg...
Dick in the Air - Peaches
https://youtu.be/WiF704FUj-Q
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 12:13AM by notownhero https://ift.tt/2Sgr6...
If a vegan eats meat once, they’re not considered a carnivore, but if a person eats one little piece of human, they’re a cannibal forever.
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Submitted June 20, 2021 at 12:23AM by Crunchyundies https://ift.tt/3qick...
zoophiles probably take "there's other fish in the sea" literally.
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Submitted June 20, 2021 at 12:25AM by aguafreska https://ift.tt/3cVNF...
When Queen Elizabeth dies, there will likely not be another Queen until Generation Alpha have great grandchildren.
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Submitted June 20, 2021 at 12:26AM by levelselect https://ift.tt/3vHvR...
Skateboarding in Tokyo
https://youtu.be/6-ghRHKI6RM
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 08:39PM by iBuyDeadDogs https://ift.tt/35CzB...
Trying to draw - Ed from cowboy bebop.
https://youtu.be/k91gLcaCj64
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 08:43PM by CallmeJay-0033 https://ift.tt/3iQxb...
The Swan Bride
https://youtu.be/xhb_8JzsnPM
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 08:59PM by 8Romans https://ift.tt/2TNUe...
How to Make Robin Wheel with Paper in 2021
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BHDgRsTNfw4&feature=share
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 09:06PM by ZestyBells https://ift.tt/3vJQ9...
Turkish F-16 Pilot Ducks Under The Glide Slope, Low Over The Plane Spotters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBwEFz_WIdQ
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 09:11PM by PUSH_AX https://ift.tt/3gFFh...
Bo Burnham - Bezos song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8iaViNIy3U
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 09:12PM by F1Canuck https://ift.tt/3qapb...
2400 people recreated one scene during May
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkRjihsMdp8
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 09:12PM by TheLast_Centurion https://ift.tt/2UjR7...
North Korean soldier defects to South Korea
https://youtu.be/xq3CXm9zCy0
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 09:14PM by AlanisMorriset https://ift.tt/35H6h...
(26 language subtitles) flower egg roll Korean style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGWJygIoN8w
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 09:26PM by rkdghehd77 https://ift.tt/3vMQK...
Where were you Gandalf?
https://youtu.be/ODL1zYwLC8I
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 09:29PM by Repyl https://ift.tt/3gN5Q...
Shut up and take my money - stop-motion animated video game Vokabulantis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQDZ_BFx6fM
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 11:30PM by BringOutTheGMMP https://ift.tt/3qi9s...
Something I found scrolling on youtube. Their recommendations are weird.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKNwNkKoZ5I
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 11:31PM by i-dont-like-men https://ift.tt/3iUgh...
Jeff's Speech Compilation - Community
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EMnOEmD6b8o
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 11:33PM by romeojustin42 https://ift.tt/3cWHm...
I tried every supplement (so you don't have to) [fixed/resub]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTaw3dAP0xc
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 11:59PM by Gorgatun https://ift.tt/3cTSq...
Pickle Sandwich - Grickle
https://youtu.be/y0DUAicztOc
Submitted June 20, 2021 at 12:02AM by bearseascape https://ift.tt/3q9re...
Is This Art Mine or Worth $1,000,000's?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGMFPi63VLY
Submitted June 20, 2021 at 12:04AM by byParallax https://ift.tt/3wLag...
Beautiful Serene Canadian Mountains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBru6OZygfU
Submitted June 20, 2021 at 12:13AM by hacksauce https://ift.tt/3zEgn...
Tried to fight a shark in gta5
https://youtu.be/vh85zELJ3jA
Submitted June 20, 2021 at 12:16AM by RazorSharpDesign https://ift.tt/3qcRN...
Jack Black Prepares To Be The Final Guest On CONAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcI1AUxJ4sQ
Submitted June 20, 2021 at 12:19AM by hetrux https://ift.tt/3gG5k...
This video is too heckin precious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMJjGqRTe6k&ab_channel=InsaneMemesHub
Submitted June 20, 2021 at 12:22AM by Apprehensive_Work_94 https://ift.tt/3iXe6...
WE ARE WATCHING YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1j1Sh4zq2M
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 01:21AM by JDL4_ https://ift.tt/3cUzB...
Amazing amateur voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycv4kCxT4yw
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 01:23AM by subzero257 https://ift.tt/2SIa0...
Elmo money mo problems
https://youtu.be/GU9LNB3YsxE
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 01:24AM by Darth-Dingus- https://ift.tt/3xyjA...
Most people spend the first years of their lives crying themselves to sleep, and then only a few year break before they do it again.
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Submitted June 18, 2021 at 10:52PM by Phrenic436 https://ift.tt/3vEV0...
If we ever create a car that travels at the speed of light, headlights will become useless
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Submitted June 18, 2021 at 10:56PM by RoDev455 https://ift.tt/3wRSA...
The Moon is technically the child of Earth
Because the moon was created when a planet about the size of Mars collided with the Earth and the debris formed the Moon
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 10:57PM by Ok-Chemistry-3373 https://ift.tt/2TORt...
The oreo itself is actually nothing but a delicious biscuit
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Submitted June 18, 2021 at 10:58PM by Mutraxation https://ift.tt/3cO9Q...
There are 7.6 billion people in the world and every single person has their own unique technique for taking a shit.
No two shits are alike
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 11:46PM by Football-Real https://ift.tt/3gBLU...
The way we pronounce “high” in “high school” is extremely weird.
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Submitted June 18, 2021 at 11:47PM by Absolutely__Free https://ift.tt/2TO46...
We use our tears to hydrate dead processed trees.
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Submitted June 18, 2021 at 11:48PM by alxmartin https://ift.tt/3vIPL...
Vu the and thhr were talking about the place palace pla and wht jfujjfj cnb kgjj balon ballon who ballooon Mogjfbleongb
Mondblorjf
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 11:49PM by Bolognabarfer https://ift.tt/3zEjG...
It is only after you have taken a shower, that you realize how smelly your clothes were
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Submitted June 18, 2021 at 11:59PM by A_Sticky_Taco https://ift.tt/3iRcp...
Bear get into house and it is water nlabd the movie house baear is scare haha haah ahahaha haha ead bear sillies shower
Mindblowing
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 11:59PM by Bolognabarfer https://ift.tt/3gF4I...
Garbage ruins Feng Shui everywhere except the dump where piles of it literally directs the traffic.
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Submitted June 19, 2021 at 12:07AM by VerbotenPublish https://ift.tt/3zz2D...
Sighing is letting out the negative energy from your body.
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Submitted June 19, 2021 at 12:11AM by Razraz96 https://ift.tt/3xvyr...
When you're using a cooler, it's actually slowly getting warmer, not cooler.
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Submitted June 19, 2021 at 12:12AM by SayLittleDoMuch https://ift.tt/3vFPc...
McDonald’s food is carcinogenic and McDonald’s locations multiply like cancer
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Submitted June 19, 2021 at 12:12AM by sunshinedropz https://ift.tt/3gJet...
Writing “X’s Diary” on the front of a Diary is really fucking stupid.
Like, you’d want it to be hidden, so WHY would you write your name on it? Don’t even come at me with the “Oh but usually they have a warning not to read it on the front.” Because those are fucking pointless. If you just made your diary blend it with the other books, it would actually do what it’s supposed to do: STAY HIDDEN.
Submitted June 19,...
A muumuu is an ironically sounding garment for something worn by someone the size of a cow.
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Submitted June 19, 2021 at 12:18AM by wfezzari https://ift.tt/3q6Jd...
You can trigger dopamine reactions in other people at will once they do something nice to you by reminding them they did something nice for you and saying thank you
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Submitted June 19, 2021 at 12:22AM by Dense_Solution_9991 https://ift.tt/3cUu9...
Humanity lauds people to excess for being the first to do/ become something but quickly disregards objects of introductory importance.
Generations will know and remember Neil Armstrong but not the MPMan F10 ( first MP3 player). One had more of a day to day impact on the average person’s life than the other.
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 12:29AM by desiderata2012 https://ift.tt/3iQ47...
Eventually you run out people to exploit
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Submitted June 19, 2021 at 12:37AM by ItchyExcitementHaver https://ift.tt/35Atb...
Peter Parker probably could have sued Oscorp for a lot of money after one of their spiders bit him.
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Submitted June 19, 2021 at 12:40AM by peripheral_penguin https://ift.tt/3wGW1...
They chop sticks to make chopsticks
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Submitted June 18, 2021 at 12:36AM by FearTheCheese203 https://ift.tt/3zxzD...
The movie TENET will most likely be the third (last) movie in a trilogy where the remaining two films will be released in reverse order.
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Submitted June 18, 2021 at 12:36AM by The_Life_Of_Dru https://ift.tt/3gvLh...
Looking back, Velma really disliked asians
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Submitted June 18, 2021 at 12:37AM by Prestigious_Log_650 https://ift.tt/3gxS4...
The Wondeful Game of Chess
https://youtu.be/pqq31XGk0ec
Submitted June 17, 2021 at 11:41PM by _ihateeverything https://ift.tt/3wwOw...
Been sick for weeks, needed a laugh, remembered this was a thing—so I hope there is someone here who has never seen this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubyo5eZz_Jc
Submitted June 17, 2021 at 11:42PM by BringOutTheGMMP https://ift.tt/3gzZg...
I Bought A Truck Online Without Seeing It
https://youtu.be/9D3kSVv3IbE
Submitted June 17, 2021 at 11:42PM by dillon7789 https://ift.tt/3wD5b...
I present our collab, that started on Reddit! Jake Entrecote - Sparks (Feat. Vacant Sundays)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nt3kDCs4cw
Submitted June 17, 2021 at 11:49PM by PM_ME_UR_CATCHPHRASE https://ift.tt/3gxFu...
Privileged White Boys 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scqWLcH0Ywg
Submitted June 17, 2021 at 11:51PM by Geartone https://ift.tt/3gJbi...
How are you feeling?
https://youtu.be/AbtJaFSc-00
Submitted June 17, 2021 at 11:52PM by shitfuck1234 https://ift.tt/3q5ia...
Drunk Ewoks destroy a morning segment on the Today Show
https://youtu.be/LQ0S0BUE0zg
Submitted June 17, 2021 at 11:53PM by falconx50 https://ift.tt/3gF0F...
Fleetwood Mac in Concert - HBO - 1983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLwcRyF2GH4
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 12:01AM by coolrivers https://ift.tt/3iOra...
Alternate Realities | A 100 CG artist, each created a unique environment around a simple animation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKBs9l8jS6Q&feature=youtu.be
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 12:02AM by xXDarkCubeXx https://ift.tt/3vJKG...
Africa has done it again..
https://youtu.be/QBm-tiHgkSw
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 12:05AM by amy2kim22 https://ift.tt/3gxLq...
Follow Up with the Driver of the Failed Armored Truck Heist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EEIXFr1bBg&ab_channel=fortisvids
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 12:08AM by MrWhitePink https://ift.tt/3gA4J...
[SFM] - Requiem for a Pizza: Part Two by ItalianNinja
https://youtu.be/-ahWo6w_aSc
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 12:10AM by Famixofpower https://ift.tt/35u8Q...
Kirby falling for 1 hour
https://youtu.be/dTlyJSI_wmk
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 12:11AM by Bigbluebuttonman https://ift.tt/3cKvx...
"Four Brothers", Restaurant Scene
https://youtu.be/9vAJbY528C4
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 12:13AM by FallingSky1 https://ift.tt/3q4zv...
Joe Bonamassa "Drive" Blues/Rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euMNVyuqmwo
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 12:17AM by RaccoonCityTacos https://ift.tt/3wDMk...
I made ksi boxing trailer....
https://youtu.be/HvjZNe5IFZ4
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 12:20AM by JustJoshTv https://ift.tt/35xtw...
pretty Woman ( Daniela Alvarado )
https://youtu.be/scO5kowoli0
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 12:21AM by cameraprive92 https://ift.tt/3cQx5...
Cómo comprar CASA en Estados Unidos - Miami
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWL3w9FMy6Q
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 12:21AM by DinapixStudio https://ift.tt/2S3YP...
Елена Воздвиженская на Гала шоу фестиваля Звезда Востока 2016г Красноярск!
https://youtu.be/gTXrNI-cOVM
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 12:23AM by lovepotionshooter https://ift.tt/3gzAf...
Drinking a carbonated drink after eating something spicy is the liquid version of pouring salt on a wound
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Submitted June 17, 2021 at 01:19AM by The_night_camel https://ift.tt/35sH6...
No matter what point in the past, you always had ancestors.
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Submitted June 17, 2021 at 01:21AM by charoshh https://ift.tt/2U15o...
Foods that heat up/cook when you crack them like a glow stick could be a revolutionary invention
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Submitted June 17, 2021 at 01:30AM by CaffieneHeavyPotato https://ift.tt/3guDm...
It’s pretty easy to see why the English language can be so confusing when “I have to take a shit” is used instead of “I have to give a shit”
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Submitted June 16, 2021 at 11:29PM by NoSoupFerYew https://ift.tt/3cML8...
Executioners are serial killers who kill murderers.
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Submitted June 16, 2021 at 11:33PM by ResponsibilityOk7401 https://ift.tt/35sQb...
Law is applied philosophy the way engineering is applied physics.
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Submitted June 16, 2021 at 11:34PM by Mes-Ketamis https://ift.tt/3q5iy...
Pride Month is meant to be a celebration of LGBTQ+ culture, but because of the toxicity of the internet it instead makes June a month where LGBTQ+ folks have more power.
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Submitted June 16, 2021 at 11:34PM by SioSaysHiyo https://ift.tt/3wxC9...
Musicians are often touted as sex symbols but in reality it’s one of the only professions that still value skills over looks.
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Submitted June 16, 2021 at 11:36PM by PartTimeSassyPants https://ift.tt/3vB1h...
Someone invented and built the first unicycle when nobody in the world could ride one.
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Submitted June 16, 2021 at 11:37PM by crestonfunk https://ift.tt/3wz4L...
A 3 hour films seems so much longer than a 10 hours of a TV show
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Submitted June 16, 2021 at 11:38PM by heyzeus92 https://ift.tt/2SIky...
Everyone is invisible until someone looks at their direction
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Submitted June 16, 2021 at 11:44PM by 69PUSSYDESTROYERR420 https://ift.tt/3zwFJ...
You are born with all the skin you’ll ever need
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Submitted June 16, 2021 at 11:47PM by AqibTalib21 https://ift.tt/3cML4...
When humans live 150 years, a birthday will be only on the correct annual date that actually falls on the day of the week the person was born.
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Submitted June 16, 2021 at 11:48PM by David-Diron https://ift.tt/3wx9I...
As a kid, dinosaurs are cool and exciting giant lizards. As an adult, dinosaurs are a grim reminder of how fragile and temporary life as we know it is.
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Submitted June 16, 2021 at 11:49PM by erpkins3 https://ift.tt/3gwsc...
If women used to die frequently from childbirth, then sex must have been regarded as a far more dangerous act.
Whatever turns you on, I guess. shrugs
Submitted June 17, 2021 at 12:01AM by Trophy-waifu https://ift.tt/3gDyW...
A joystick can easily also be a fruststick
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Submitted June 17, 2021 at 12:02AM by smaksandewand https://ift.tt/35tIF...
Whoever discovers the fountain of youth could also make a wish and flip a coin in it for an added fortune bonus.
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Submitted June 17, 2021 at 12:02AM by PartTimeSassyPants https://ift.tt/3iJAR...
If an actor or actress can get you to hate their character, they are good at their job.
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Submitted June 17, 2021 at 12:03AM by -Qwerty-- https://ift.tt/2Txdm...
A lot of people in the Harry Potter universe could’ve really benefitted from having a wii wrist strap connected to their wands.
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Submitted June 17, 2021 at 12:05AM by bongripafart https://ift.tt/3wA93...
The average number of holes in socks is higher than the number of socks.
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Submitted June 17, 2021 at 12:06AM by idonotknowwhototrust https://ift.tt/35rXY...
If you speak/write a language, you're plagiarizing your ancestors.
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Submitted June 17, 2021 at 12:08AM by Destination_Centauri https://ift.tt/35tPy...
Most of lighter’s sales are made up of lost lighters
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Submitted June 17, 2021 at 12:09AM by ang3237 https://ift.tt/2TH2G...
Whether or not Fate exists makes no difference in how you live your life.
If it doesn't exist, then keep on doing your thing. You'll end up wherever you end up.
If it does, you don't know what your fate is or what you're fated to do until it's already occurred. So there's no new information for you to act on by being told fate exists. You also then just have to keep doing your thing.
Submitted June 16, 2021 at 12:23AM...
Watering a golf course in the desert is selfish and irresponsible. Lawns are wasteful and pointless. We need water, not grass.
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Submitted June 16, 2021 at 12:24AM by Temporary-Story573 https://ift.tt/3ztPc...
If you choke on a piece of meat it's an animal's last chance at revenge
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Submitted June 16, 2021 at 12:28AM by reddit60LoL https://ift.tt/2Udk3...
Storage Wars without the fluff. I like taking shows and removing the fluff. I shortened this 21 minute show to about 6 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zpy4jgIwb6M
Submitted June 15, 2021 at 11:29PM by InGordWeTrust https://ift.tt/3vqV7...
Dua Lipa - Don't Start Now (Bass Cover)
https://youtu.be/JphREKE1OGc
Submitted June 15, 2021 at 11:31PM by PM_ME_NINJA_TURTLES https://ift.tt/3xtlo...
A potential commercial for Arby’s if they want it - Joel Haver
https://youtu.be/HsHSvr8xXJQ
Submitted June 15, 2021 at 11:32PM by MojaveWalker https://ift.tt/3zwcR...
Day 38 of Building 5 Random Blocks til I get 1B Views
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOQBt5yTjUE
Submitted June 15, 2021 at 11:41PM by PopstarBard https://ift.tt/3gse9...
Super Funny Reaction Video With Lovely Wife
https://youtu.be/caXgoGPoS74
Submitted June 15, 2021 at 11:43PM by amz_biden https://ift.tt/3gBGG...
Dead or Alive's 'YOU SPIN ME ROUND (LIKE A RECORD)' Sung by 124 Movies!
https://youtu.be/VQup6pJDlHQ
Submitted June 15, 2021 at 11:46PM by L0rdJaxon https://ift.tt/3gDM4...
Black Edge Extraction
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Wign4_23V2M&feature=share
Submitted June 15, 2021 at 11:47PM by ahmedebeed555 https://ift.tt/3gCZa...
People spend 3.5 months a year on their phones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h07g1DCTJM
Submitted June 15, 2021 at 11:50PM by mylastnameiswiener https://ift.tt/2Tt7V...
From a dream to a career!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWWX6o89SpQ
Submitted June 15, 2021 at 11:52PM by sizeabledingus https://ift.tt/3gstG...
LET DADDY TALK!
https://ift.tt/3iJldhz
Submitted June 15, 2021 at 11:52PM by Theepicman116 https://ift.tt/3vn0a...
Wind is Power
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6ReAoNG4ykg&feature=share
Submitted June 16, 2021 at 12:01AM by ahmedebeed555 https://ift.tt/3zuem...
Queen Victoria in Color and HD for the First Time from 121 Years Ago made with AI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOK2xi5xo9U
Submitted June 16, 2021 at 12:04AM by unrealy2k https://ift.tt/3ztHv...
He thought it was a remake and started "messing around"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq2HXrVmt20&t
Submitted June 16, 2021 at 12:09AM by MajikmaneLoL https://ift.tt/2S3Kl...
OnlyFans Dad
https://youtu.be/QxSCFASl6-k
Submitted June 16, 2021 at 12:13AM by iamacannibal https://ift.tt/35tcb...
Warzone Origin 12.exe
https://youtu.be/GScgCDvJC0s
Submitted June 16, 2021 at 12:14AM by alphagamer619 https://ift.tt/35ocJ...
Cyber Truck
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4BcfzpOI18I&feature=share
Submitted June 16, 2021 at 12:23AM by ahmedebeed555 https://ift.tt/2StrS...
Only fans dad
https://youtu.be/QxSCFASl6-k
Submitted June 16, 2021 at 12:23AM by HngryZmbie https://ift.tt/35mkg...
This rapper actually committed a real crash landing in a helicopter for his music video...gotta respect that commitment to the promo game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmXDNM3n3Zk
Submitted June 16, 2021 at 12:25AM by Sharkoffs https://ift.tt/35ncW...
Nobody hears a car alarm and thinks "oh, a car is being stolen". It's just an annoying noise that we want to stop
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Submitted June 15, 2021 at 01:13AM by ka1tlyn3 https://ift.tt/3iCHY...
If sleep is autopilot for the human body, then people who sleepwalk/sleeptalk have a more functional and working "autopilot)
If you consider sleep a type of autopilot
edit: "autopilot"
Submitted June 15, 2021 at 01:17AM by togekissme468 https://ift.tt/3cIWM...
Santa keeps presents that were made for kids that did something bad at the last moment
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Submitted June 15, 2021 at 01:24AM by IverySmort https://ift.tt/35nqI...
Having a big spike in the middle of the steering wheel would dramatically improve safety and reduce deaths as everyone would drive more carefully.
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Submitted June 14, 2021 at 10:39PM by Diseased-Jackass https://ift.tt/3ztda...
You can defeat shaggy if you use a Scooby-Doo snack
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Submitted June 14, 2021 at 10:41PM by No-Yesterday-1195 https://ift.tt/3vj6g...
We aren't creating the future, we're constructing the past.
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Submitted June 14, 2021 at 10:47PM by XanderOblivion https://ift.tt/2RSL2...
If Inspector Gadget had a fursona, it would most likely be a protogen.
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Submitted June 14, 2021 at 10:50PM by FrivolousFredbear https://ift.tt/3pVLx...
Coppper is nto and ooo and is a meat but darn it but what is irins
Miebd bloejn
Submitted June 14, 2021 at 10:55PM by Bolognabarfer https://ift.tt/35l7E...
Sometimes you don’t realize you were smiling until it slowly fades
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Submitted June 14, 2021 at 11:50PM by Pristine_Virus https://ift.tt/3vo1R...
Your favourite food is probably a product of an incredible global supply chain and a feat of logistics.
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Submitted June 14, 2021 at 11:51PM by Poo_faced https://ift.tt/3cGBO...
About 75 years and a donation to a museum is what separates grave looting and archaeology
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Submitted June 14, 2021 at 11:59PM by herbpirate https://ift.tt/3cINh...
Anything becomes a boomerang if you throw it straight upwards
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Submitted June 14, 2021 at 11:59PM by theleeman14 https://ift.tt/35liF...
There's only one person in the world who actually exists
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Submitted June 15, 2021 at 12:00AM by xXxJoshprogamerxXx https://ift.tt/3gxc9...
If you combpine all numbers together, you get a real big one
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Submitted June 15, 2021 at 12:01AM by xXxJoshprogamerxXx https://ift.tt/3voPY...
If the ground was covered in goo, it'll be soooo stick y
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Submitted June 15, 2021 at 12:03AM by xXxJoshprogamerxXx https://ift.tt/3gpTY...
The color red can only be seeing by people who have the colour red in they're brian
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Submitted June 15, 2021 at 12:05AM by xXxJoshprogamerxXx https://ift.tt/3gsU8...
Life is a game where your stats start gradually decreasing after level 50
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Submitted June 15, 2021 at 12:08AM by awesometim0 https://ift.tt/3gBkb...
There are millions of kids that were born after Michael Jackson died, that probably have no idea who he is
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Submitted June 15, 2021 at 12:11AM by heyzeus92 https://ift.tt/3vjhe...
If you own a cat, and meet a girl who wants to be in a serious relationship with you because of your cat, then you can effectively double the pussy you have using only pussy
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Submitted June 15, 2021 at 12:18AM by Child-Of-Pootis https://ift.tt/3pTZK...
It would probably really depress your dogs/cats if they knew you loved all over your friends pets just as much when you see them.
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Submitted June 15, 2021 at 12:25AM by lecorrele https://ift.tt/35jwP...
As earth’s glaciers melt, the earth may become off balance, like an unbalanced tire.
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Submitted June 15, 2021 at 12:26AM by LactoceTheIntolerant https://ift.tt/3wBV4...
Every water you drink probably have been in somebody's urine.
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Submitted June 14, 2021 at 12:27AM by NoScopeJustMe https://ift.tt/2TuPl...
A fire extinguisher is something that everyone is expected to know how to use, but nobody gets to practice with.
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Submitted June 14, 2021 at 12:28AM by Captainsboot https://ift.tt/3pSDs...
People forget that the word literally can be used figuratively
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Submitted June 14, 2021 at 12:29AM by GhostFaceXV https://ift.tt/3wrMr...
UNBLOCKING A TOILET - Dad Tip 027
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7kcY4HAzFNU&feature=share
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 07:07PM by EatKebab1233 https://ift.tt/3pOBC...
How radical gardeners took back New York City
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_g2CaF12xxw
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 07:15PM by SeizeOpportunity https://ift.tt/2TS4V...
Will Ferrell vs Aubrey Plaza
https://youtu.be/BAXHBvPD-Gk
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 11:27PM by omgyoucunt https://ift.tt/3pNup...
I'm in the hospital guys. (Please pray for me) link in comments
https://youtu.be/x14VstxFkiw
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 11:35PM by Typical-Shower3741 https://ift.tt/3cDS6...
Bo Burnham - Hey, What can you say, we're overdue, but it'll be over soon. Just wait.
https://youtu.be/zsdS0u3e62M
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 11:36PM by Nate_Lionheart https://ift.tt/2Sx3d...
Innocent cat denied peaches by cruel human owner
https://youtu.be/4pUAiu9M7vg
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 11:37PM by Laser-Jelly https://ift.tt/2Tps3...
IEVAN POLKKA 2021 by LOITUMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcg66Qcwjw8
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 11:37PM by Genelecci https://ift.tt/2Tsd5...
OK... Let’s talk about Angelica having withdrawl symptoms!
https://youtu.be/nWy3_haeCXI
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 11:43PM by tistick https://ift.tt/35ed6...
When Your Best Friends With The School Shooter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lAXHiIvKl8
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 11:44PM by LamborghiniChampagne https://ift.tt/3zosC...
Abusive father & murderer gaslights & coaches his young daughter to build a false narrative.
https://youtu.be/hb-R-_9t3kE?t=916
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 11:48PM by PolishMusic https://ift.tt/35hTj...
School threatens students with suspension for after school water fight. Students proceed anyway.
https://youtu.be/9oR1ibOr0J4
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 11:52PM by ScottieTheK https://ift.tt/3wkVb...
Nanking Massacre Survivor: Elderly Chinese man recalls witnessing Japanese murder his mother, baby brother, and other civilians in 1937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2wFsu_O490
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 11:53PM by historyquestions23 https://ift.tt/3pR4G...
Japanese Pillow Fighting Competition!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9brEO9MiJcA
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 11:53PM by SeizeOpportunity https://ift.tt/3wgmJ...
G7 meeting in Cornwall. Red brigade. Occult ritual?
https://youtu.be/r0MVDoIeQPc
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 11:53PM by spdrv89 https://ift.tt/3ggS0...
Attempting to cross SCOTLAND in a completely straight line. (PART 3: PISSED OFF FARMER)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw-yGI9n7Ok
Submitted June 14, 2021 at 12:00AM by otnavuskire https://ift.tt/35gxj...
Prison Blues - Kenny Wayne Shepherd, with Cootie Stark & Big Daddy Pattman
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5BUP3anLfTM
Submitted June 14, 2021 at 12:12AM by wazzel2u https://ift.tt/3iAnJ...
Flying in the Sunset
https://youtu.be/lE7-Ipd10Ow
Submitted June 14, 2021 at 12:14AM by Darkimba https://ift.tt/3iAnI...
The Swedish Nature in 4K
https://youtu.be/7rS8DJUdSVI
Submitted June 14, 2021 at 12:20AM by Silent-Challenge5710 https://ift.tt/2Tpkz...
Driveway sealcoating compilation
https://youtu.be/ngTCTwU9ARw
Submitted June 14, 2021 at 12:26AM by itsOKimaProtester https://ift.tt/3vnes...
A terrific live performance by the Bleachers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdNf8cF-vJw&ab_channel=NPRMusicNPRMusicVerified
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 12:22AM by jorbinky https://ift.tt/3gsv2...
An insightful conversation with a medical worker
https://youtu.be/mna2eT72F0I
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 12:24AM by Rios93 https://ift.tt/3pNNV...
Twisted short film, "Snore"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXagm57APXY
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 12:35AM by SatansMoisture https://ift.tt/2SsBT...
Human Expansion Timeline Map
https://youtu.be/CpLYc5HA1J8
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 12:42AM by Sboehm4 https://ift.tt/35grT...
How to Build a Minecraft 1.17+ FULLY Automatic Shulker Shell Farm...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3rQJK0v8lQ
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 12:47AM by CoCrAlliance https://ift.tt/3wlop...
SHOWING OFF MY SLIPPERS & HOW SOFT THEY ARE
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EREDcXLalSs
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 12:49AM by TheLondonLife https://ift.tt/2U3SO...
Old infomercial on why you shouldn't illegally download
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZgeIReY04c&ab_channel=BouncinMouncin
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 12:49AM by Gnodima https://ift.tt/3vjK3...
Mike Tyson puts down his sandwich to take care of Michael Johnson.
https://youtu.be/rGoqU-DtYBY
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 12:52AM by i_never_ever_learn https://ift.tt/3gi0o...
Tinfoil hats likely help spread the 5G rather than protect from it
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Submitted June 12, 2021 at 11:28PM by Samoht99 https://ift.tt/3pLnv...
When humans communicate with computers, humans must tell the computer exactly what to do for the relationship to work. When humans communicate with other humans, they must communicate indirectly for the relationship to work.
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Submitted June 12, 2021 at 11:46PM by jeeptrellis https://ift.tt/3iCw9...
If your face is what makes you who you are, nobody can know who the characters in books without illustrations are until it’s made into a movie
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Submitted June 12, 2021 at 11:47PM by IWannaBeTased https://ift.tt/2TXpL...
Pride Month should’ve been in August since bride goeth before the fall.
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Submitted June 12, 2021 at 11:48PM by willmcc13 https://ift.tt/3iFQt...
With the advent of social media “All the World’s a Stage” has a much more applicable, darker meaning.
“All the World’s a stage and it’s people merely players” seems much more relevant now with Instagram and Facebook existing as digital proxies for reality.
Submitted June 12, 2021 at 11:55PM by Ometzu https://ift.tt/3gsFh...
Birds defecating mid-air is an organic napalm
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Submitted June 13, 2021 at 12:06AM by AuXDubz https://ift.tt/3gsFc...
Girls are more powerful then men.
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Submitted June 13, 2021 at 12:07AM by MurkyUnderneath https://ift.tt/2TpwP...
A full solar eclipse must really mess with all the nocturnal animals
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Submitted June 13, 2021 at 12:08AM by lfcynwalfc https://ift.tt/3pOzh...
People rarely know when they’re having the last orgasm they’ll ever have in their lives.
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Submitted June 13, 2021 at 12:08AM by NorCalNavyMike https://ift.tt/2U61m...
Weak people generally agree with each other online
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Submitted June 13, 2021 at 12:10AM by SkepticDrinker https://ift.tt/3gp0S...
With the advances in technology, it must be harder and harder for criminals to discover hidden wires on police or nformants.
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Submitted June 13, 2021 at 12:14AM by echowood https://ift.tt/3pLkL...
The MTBF of the human heart must be about 50 years
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Submitted June 13, 2021 at 12:19AM by Shmegley https://ift.tt/3iPxI...
If someone 'Follows your directions to a t' they've only followed 60% of your directions.
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Submitted June 13, 2021 at 12:19AM by BarrytheNPC https://ift.tt/3xbiQ...
Men work in construction because of their smaller pituitary glands.
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Submitted June 13, 2021 at 12:25AM by MurkyUnderneath https://ift.tt/3pLSq...
TRULYTRUE TRUE, the reason Star Wars is said to mirror our future is because they go so far that they find other inverses such as those found in world of Warcraft, if SW were to be left as a running series you would have more cross overs than X-men
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Submitted June 12, 2021 at 12:25AM by BdotEscro https://ift.tt/2RKT1...
BIGTOP BURGER: EXPO
https://youtu.be/MdNFkKjvSLo
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 11:10PM by sw4ahl https://ift.tt/3zdYu...
When the villain is also fine as hell
https://youtu.be/crYQDHTarDU
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 11:11PM by BDP_Podcast https://ift.tt/3izOy...
TWO DECADES APART - Buffon played with both Senior and Junior Chiesa
https://youtu.be/Q2wkvPhOIiI
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 11:13PM by Ritoban18 https://ift.tt/35aGW...
Full Soft Girl Aesthetic Guide - How To Be a Soft Girl
https://youtu.be/yX1lzYCaZxU
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 11:15PM by AidanMourn https://ift.tt/3va8X...
Something is Happening at Chernobyl…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEO5VBo6R4w
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 11:18PM by DezTiny https://ift.tt/3why4...
Owner watches his falcon kamikaze directly into truck
https://youtu.be/wkuo7-sefEQ
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 11:26PM by williepep1960 https://ift.tt/35dli...
An incredibly strange L4D2 custom campaign
https://youtu.be/XQ0AgkVwOxw
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 11:28PM by DankeroniTony https://ift.tt/3ivfE...
James Harden Doing Work - Most Amazing Highlights So Far (2021)
https://youtu.be/fSBS0TldPJQ
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 11:29PM by Winner4789 https://ift.tt/3gfq9...
[Minecraft] I placed 5 Minecraft blocks every day for 34 DAYS from the Youtube Comment Suggestions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2_eSg3vO5w
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 11:31PM by PopstarBard https://ift.tt/3wj2Q...
This isn't a bedtime story..it's hell
https://youtu.be/gmy5IX44IRQ
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 11:36PM by TheEDITOR666 https://ift.tt/3iBb3...
Fooled by Metrics (Correlation)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb921ZrM6h0&t=633s
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 11:41PM by cybershocker455 https://ift.tt/3wkVr...
Ebonics 101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB8pBiUavtg
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 11:50PM by Ganzuul https://ift.tt/3pIty...
bathtub in rocky LVII
https://youtu.be/R_D4LG28xDs
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 11:56PM by michaelsenpatrick https://ift.tt/3vfTU...
can I get one shake please?
https://youtu.be/Ts1jirKNNwk
Submitted June 12, 2021 at 12:15AM by TheRealClose https://ift.tt/3zl1M...
Socko tells us how the world works
https://youtu.be/SlKpZQgRecI
Submitted June 12, 2021 at 12:22AM by swheedle https://ift.tt/3gdB6...
New “Helmet” EduMercial from Denmark, pulling on their Viking heritage.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pD-f45TbvEw&t=38s
Submitted June 12, 2021 at 12:24AM by Alex011055 https://ift.tt/3iCcc...
Padres fan makes incredible foul ball catch while holding baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPx-38zCbPA&t=17s
Submitted June 12, 2021 at 12:24AM by Dull_Tonight https://ift.tt/3pLtY...
Man Eats Peanut Butter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vt2P-6pJpk
Submitted June 12, 2021 at 12:25AM by -Gavin- https://ift.tt/3gqqn...
Indian Instagram SCAMMERS be like:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iLMGTHZ73H4&feature=share
Submitted June 12, 2021 at 12:25AM by zimzim_norman https://ift.tt/3pNNW...
Tim Minchin's '3 Minutes' | US and UK Versions At The Same Time
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sQnxwTzEWZg&feature=share
Submitted June 12, 2021 at 12:27AM by kermit450 https://ift.tt/3zmuT...
3 year old with only 3 teeth gets dentures.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zBGLBHCvmxI
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 01:19AM by Fateo https://ift.tt/359IQ...
Why do you stream?
https://youtu.be/R4M-EQ9r8gU
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 01:19AM by lemonsmith https://ift.tt/3iy5D...
The mashup you didn't know you needed. "Stop and Bust a Move!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYNSSkOOTBk
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 01:23AM by Shadd76 https://ift.tt/3g9lW...
The “Customer is always right” rule is store’s ways of simping to customers to buy their products
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Submitted June 10, 2021 at 11:37PM by -Zayaan-taMEEM https://ift.tt/3goML...
You feel younger(less mature) when you leave college than when you start it.
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Submitted June 10, 2021 at 11:37PM by thedonp420 https://ift.tt/3vcZm...
If you kill a cat while wearing a cat costume you are a cat killing killer cat
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Submitted June 10, 2021 at 11:39PM by Stefan_119 https://ift.tt/2Tnd8...
Somtimes for help somone too get out of the ravine of the depression we just need a roap.
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Submitted June 10, 2021 at 11:43PM by _blarze https://ift.tt/3vfGF...
People will become a statistical anomaly (like by getting hit by lightning) and get exited and suggest they enter the lottery, even thought they have a statistically smaller chance of whatever made them an anomaly AND winning the lottery.
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Submitted June 10, 2021 at 11:44PM by surrenderyourmemes https://ift.tt/3iKVR...
Older people are irritated by those "not following the rules" because their brains struggle to follow/anticipate complex behaviors of others.
And not because people become more disciplined with age.
Submitted June 10, 2021 at 11:46PM by fliguana https://ift.tt/3vfGF...
There is always a chance that original thoughts are not original given enough tries
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Submitted June 10, 2021 at 11:48PM by hntddt1 https://ift.tt/3573e...
You probably wipe your ass with the same technique as your great grandfather (or grandma).
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Submitted June 10, 2021 at 11:51PM by Dick_Trickle69x https://ift.tt/3wijb...
If you deep fry yourself, technically you're a donut.
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Submitted June 10, 2021 at 11:53PM by ProDogMan https://ift.tt/3vc9a...
Rule 34 artists could also be part of a company that announces a new character if they were just announced and porn is fastly made with well designed art.
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Submitted June 10, 2021 at 11:57PM by Astra_CosmicNova https://ift.tt/3weUq...
Dreams are possibly ads that are personalized for us and that's why we are either content or dissatisfied experiencing them
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Submitted June 10, 2021 at 11:59PM by Astra_CosmicNova https://ift.tt/3zkTY...
If enough humans are made then there might be so many animators that animation studios can draw an entire episode in a day
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Submitted June 11, 2021 at 12:00AM by O_OLookinAtYou https://ift.tt/2TO3v...
Language could've been anything if it was for different people thinking up for idea so in a different universe gibberish could be a real language and our languages could be gibberish to them
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Submitted June 11, 2021 at 12:10AM by Astra_CosmicNova https://ift.tt/3xqwa...
There is a chance that a mother and a daughter are on Tinder and you match with both of them
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Submitted June 11, 2021 at 12:11AM by Ajlchase https://ift.tt/3v9Yv...
People who work in messy environments are probably better at adapting than people who work in clean environments
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Submitted June 11, 2021 at 12:14AM by Unknown1352 https://ift.tt/355Bo...
Ice its jus cold wamter
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Submitted June 11, 2021 at 12:17AM by Bulletproof887 https://ift.tt/3pEN5...
Belle (Beauty and the Beast) lives in a town where people look down on her for reading books.. the only patron who openly admits to going to the shop keeps borrowing his product until he finally gives it to her. Opening a book store in that town may not have been a sound business decision.
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Submitted June 11, 2021 at 12:19AM by Starlit_Night https://ift.tt/2Stjj...
One thing you cannot buy is good friends.
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Submitted June 11, 2021 at 12:20AM by bilawalm https://ift.tt/3zkqY...
Thunderstorms were probably more of a problem than we realize during medieval wars.
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Submitted June 11, 2021 at 12:20AM by newlife7822 https://ift.tt/3pOzy...
I combined Regina Spektor’s “Prisoners” with an old webcomic by PlasticBrickAutomaton. They fit oddly well together.
https://youtu.be/1mKIuxK22Ng
Submitted June 10, 2021 at 01:20AM by dwhee https://ift.tt/352Bg...
3-wheeled RV
https://youtu.be/wm_jQ3zfzts
Submitted June 10, 2021 at 01:23AM by infodawg https://ift.tt/2RCs7...
When ERZA SCARLET get granny
https://youtu.be/m6v9rZYWv1A
Submitted June 10, 2021 at 01:23AM by liveyourlifebro https://ift.tt/2TTjt...
Pennywise the clown never ages because he is so hopped up on adrenochrome.
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Submitted June 10, 2021 at 12:03AM by Captain-Oatmeal https://ift.tt/3pCO4...
A lot of trolls online won't ever face consequences for their behavior and will be able to hide their sociopathy IRL
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Submitted June 10, 2021 at 12:05AM by Marisa_Nya https://ift.tt/3isZb...
There are probably more dead Jane Does than living Jane Does
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Submitted June 10, 2021 at 12:06AM by Search4Spooky https://ift.tt/3v2zF...
There are more boneless wings than there are boneless wangs
Bugs (boneless invertebrates) don’t have bones in their wings, and there are a lot of bugs with wings. And even for the flying bugs with wangs, they have 2-4 wings w/o bones for every 1 wang. Take into account the fact that many winged bugs (bees, for example) are female drones with no wangs. The math is undeniable.
Submitted June 10, 2021 at 12:08AM...
TRULYTRUE TRUE, Predators and Carnivores are the planet’s way of making sure you stay within equilibrium of resources
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Submitted June 10, 2021 at 12:09AM by BdotEscro https://ift.tt/3cvmb...
Humans who lived before music was invented missed out a lot!
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Submitted June 10, 2021 at 12:10AM by Fengsel https://ift.tt/3pBT3...
If a rich person says, that money doesn't matter, he is a hypocrite but when a poor person does, he is justifies his poorness
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Submitted June 10, 2021 at 12:10AM by Ut0tska https://ift.tt/353Is...
TRULYTRUE TRUE, “Motherfucker” derived from “MONKEY-KNUDGER” in which it’s a person that can judge consciousness but cannot be judged themselves
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Submitted June 10, 2021 at 12:14AM by BdotEscro https://ift.tt/3wb2q...
There is no such thing as a selfless act. At the end of the day it was to satisfy your own ego, therefore, making it selfish
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Submitted June 10, 2021 at 12:14AM by Shn00ple https://ift.tt/3vbM9...
You’re more likely to get pulled over at a stop sign for doing a complete 3 second stop, than just a few seconds
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Submitted June 10, 2021 at 12:14AM by AnitaBlomaload https://ift.tt/3cxNZ...
The 'k' must feel so useless when its next to the 'n'
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Submitted June 10, 2021 at 12:18AM by iNeedHealing24_7 https://ift.tt/2SlR4...
A male's testicles, arguably one of the most important thing to continue our species, are not inside our body protected, but dangle outside vulnerable to environment.
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Submitted June 10, 2021 at 12:18AM by _Black_Blizzard_ https://ift.tt/352vG...
Groundhog Day is the sequel Scrooged.
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Submitted June 10, 2021 at 12:22AM by VaughnFry https://ift.tt/3glR6...
If everybody has a FBI agent then half the world are FBI but they must have FBI agents so everyone is FBI
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Submitted June 10, 2021 at 12:22AM by Lvl_50_Gnome_Lord892 https://ift.tt/3vbM9...