Submitted July 01, 2021 at 01:07AM by SquarePegRoundWorld https://ift.tt/3hkKJaI
Live ROV Dive 437 - ABNJ (High Seas) Seamount #3
Submitted July 01, 2021 at 01:07AM by SquarePegRoundWorld https://ift.tt/3hkKJaI
Yesterday the England National Football Team defeated Germany in major, competitive knockout competition for the first time since 1966. The BBC marked the occasion in the build up to this game with an exceptional montage.
Submitted July 01, 2021 at 01:14AM by qwertymnbvc90 https://ift.tt/3ju9JPu
DISNEY'S JUNGLE CRUISE TRAILER
Submitted July 01, 2021 at 01:21AM by ApunKaGames2 https://ift.tt/3dtfPvy
The person you've listened to most in your life is probably (partly) imaginary because inner speech in our minds isn't completely "real".
Submitted June 30, 2021 at 11:51PM by CookieMonsterOnMDMA https://ift.tt/2UfgfPq
The part on the male body that is the darkest is the part that sees the Sun the least
Submitted June 30, 2021 at 11:54PM by Collin120423 https://ift.tt/3jvfpss
Life after death is paradise and while dying our soul flutters to leave from the real world to the afterlife.
Submitted June 30, 2021 at 11:57PM by Stolen_Mask https://ift.tt/3hk0Qp7
If we all got paid by the calories we ate per day instead of by the hour, than we wouldn't concern ourselves with our looks anymore.
Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:03AM by CosmicLightning https://ift.tt/3h3fX7o
"Do you speak English" is simultaneously one of the most useful and most useless sentences to know in a foreign language.
It would be extremely useful for you if a native could speak English so that you could communicate to a greater extent, however, if they were competent enough in English to help you, the would be able to respond in English if you asked in English.
Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:03AM by BotaniAlt https://ift.tt/3jtYIO8
Calling somebody a "Queen" or a "King" just implies that they were born into it and did not earn it
Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:04AM by PurplePineapple3000 https://ift.tt/3dt4Ouc
The more talk there is about "the team", the less it exists
Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:04AM by B0ngoZ0ngo https://ift.tt/3duUX7m
We're the "intelligence" of the characters we control in video games.
Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:11AM by Odd-Cap-6447 https://ift.tt/365tmp2
The fact that every civilization experiences the medieval age implies that the fall of Rome is a universal constant
Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:13AM by ShadowAlcemist9 https://ift.tt/3hk0Q8B
People who reference Kill Bill’s line about Clark Kent being Superman’s critique of the human race usually don’t take into account that the source (Bill) is an assassin with a poor grasp of empathy and humanity.
Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:15AM by majorjoe23 https://ift.tt/3hpwQrI
There are probably dozens of people filming a ‘taking a picture of myself every day for a year’ video.
Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:16AM by THE_JaMsTeR https://ift.tt/3hqArWN
It is ridiculous many fictional female animals have breasts even though in real life even chimpanzees, human's closest living relative, do not possess breasts.
Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:19AM by Super_ACF https://ift.tt/3duj5Hf
The fact that fictional characters have children shows that they cannonically fucked
Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:20AM by Hold_Up_Donald https://ift.tt/2Uh3sfj
Ingenuity is Mars' Rodan.
Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:26AM by mrbignaughtyboy https://ift.tt/3dxw62H
The measure of wealth in society will soon be who needs to leave the house less.
Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:29AM by DemonRDT6 https://ift.tt/2Uit4sc
if a mom and son or daughter or father have sex then their offspring have 50% chances to be a sib of one parent and offspring of other and 50% chances of being parent of one parent and sib of other !
Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:33AM by AmA_3141 https://ift.tt/3drE3X1
The guy in A Boy Named Sue could have just used a nickname
Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:33AM by Thatguy755 https://ift.tt/3qAqVnY
Crabs probably identify with Mortal Kombat characters more than us
Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:34AM by bum_disposal_agent https://ift.tt/3dwXzS9
If flowers are plant reproductive organs, it's sexual harrassment to sniff a flower.
Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:35AM by pikleboiy https://ift.tt/2TmoNUI
Pink isn't a hue of the rainbow ..
Submitted July 01, 2021 at 12:37AM by poetically_incorrect https://ift.tt/2UOVGcV
Mayonnaise is made from eggs, but the eggs we eat outside of that taste nothing like it
Submitted June 30, 2021 at 01:01AM by Acidic_Tazerface https://ift.tt/364baMy
Bone dry makes no sense. Unless the bones are from something long dead bones are never dry
Submitted June 30, 2021 at 01:03AM by spazking91 https://ift.tt/3x7vN6r
The biggest turn off to a guy, can be things a girl says to try turn him on
Submitted June 30, 2021 at 01:07AM by E-nygma7000 https://ift.tt/3x5FEJT
If there were no oceans, we’d all be living on mountain tops.
Submitted June 30, 2021 at 01:14AM by Jimberfly https://ift.tt/3h4EVmX
The Internet Was Better When Dumb People Couldn't Use It
I found some nostalgic timelapse videos of the oldschool internet and the old retro designs bring back so many memories. How many of you used Yahoo in 1996? Or uploaded to YouTube in 2005? It's crazy to see how much things change, visually and culturally. Enjoy the videos.
Submitted June 30, 2021 at 01:25AM by No-Scientist-914 https://ift.tt/3w4HrxL
It’s kinda ironic that when you drink water and it accidentally goes down the wrong pipe, the solution to fix the uncomfortable feeling; is to drink more water.
Submitted June 30, 2021 at 01:25AM by YTAppleDemo https://ift.tt/3h1UNGL
The letter ‘W’ should be renamed ‘we’.
W is the only English letter whose name doesn’t phonetically match its name (except for maybe H.) Renaming it ‘wee’ would fix this issue and also align it with other consonant names (pee, tee, vee, etc). It could also be used as shorthand for the pronoun ‘we’.
Submitted June 30, 2021 at 01:25AM by Anything-Complex https://ift.tt/3h5mNt3
When someone says they're being "driven to insanity" they should specify whether they're going forward or in reverse.
Submitted June 30, 2021 at 01:26AM by 12jonboy12 https://ift.tt/3y1z6fq
In the Snyderverse, Batman's superpower is the ability to predict the future.
That wouldn't just explain the Knightmare sequences, but also how he can always be prepared for a fight (he knows the moves of his enemies in advance) and how he became so rich (he knows the outcome of every investment in advance)!
Submitted June 29, 2021 at 11:40PM by VirtualDeliverance https://ift.tt/3AeWSXh
Bullets can only do their job correctly after they're fired.
Submitted June 29, 2021 at 11:41PM by TaterFury69 https://ift.tt/3qM2eVX
The pet store that "Littlest Pet Shop" is set in is actually pretty big.
Bigger than most dedicated pet shops I'd say.
Submitted June 29, 2021 at 11:45PM by HiddenLayer5 https://ift.tt/3h4rTG7
John Mcafee was Richard Branson's evil twin
Submitted June 29, 2021 at 11:54PM by adubdubdubImalright https://ift.tt/3AeWSGL
Bee nests must be dark as hell
Submitted June 29, 2021 at 11:54PM by iuhiscool https://ift.tt/2Ueqx2d
Masters of The Universe is kind of a grandiose title for a cartoon about a bunch of weird muscular dudes fighting over a castle on a podunk planet.
Submitted June 29, 2021 at 11:58PM by Becauseisaidsotoo https://ift.tt/3AdloYL
Bad Endings Happen More Often then Good Endings in Video Games
Game Over = Bad Ending.
Submitted June 30, 2021 at 12:04AM by Please_Pheasant https://ift.tt/3y8Eqhs
In a way we are already controlled by an Ai...
We are in a way already controlled by AIs that run behind all those recommendation systems...
Who do you think recommended that last youtube video you watched? Was it a friend? Hmm....
Submitted June 30, 2021 at 12:06AM by tiagorbf9 https://ift.tt/3dtlSAp
easy way to freak someone out
walk into your local park or forest and carve "press ctrl to run" on a tree
Submitted June 30, 2021 at 12:08AM by talkingabout009 https://ift.tt/2Ti4GHf
If an unwanted hair-cut is assault, then an unwanted lawn-mowing is property damage.
Submitted June 30, 2021 at 12:24AM by Ostrich2401 https://ift.tt/3AdQ3VW
Being grateful isn’t the same thing as being happy
Submitted June 30, 2021 at 12:36AM by Nice-Violinist-6395 https://ift.tt/3wa7PGh
Humanity has improved technology to the point that you can have a child and still be a virgin
Submitted June 29, 2021 at 01:42AM by Helpimabanana https://ift.tt/2UdPqeM
Sometimes you just need to throw a little shade on the piece of Westphalia and kayak to the middle of a Lake and cross an International border for a few minutes before heading back to the proper country the water doesn't give a ship where the border is
Submitted June 29, 2021 at 01:45AM by pygmypuffonacid https://ift.tt/3y8l4sN
In the last 40 years, clowns have gone from something universally understood as playful (ie Bozo, Ronald McDonald) to something universally understood as terrifying (Joker, Pennywise)
Submitted June 29, 2021 at 01:45AM by jessquit https://ift.tt/3qE7Q4j
We all hold at least one opinion that society may see as controversial.
Submitted June 28, 2021 at 11:32PM by hearsdemons https://ift.tt/3y0YEJN
Seedless fruits can’t reproduce.
So how do we get more seedless fruit? And what did they use to plant seedless fruits?
Submitted June 28, 2021 at 11:39PM by HockeyTryhard25 https://ift.tt/3dpicQ5
We could solve the world hunger problem if people would just stop burning calories by working out.
Submitted June 28, 2021 at 11:42PM by redditpey https://ift.tt/2Tgjy8T
The average amount of balls per person is 0.97954312
Submitted June 28, 2021 at 11:45PM by Edgar1072 https://ift.tt/3x2292s
People often get pissed off at the fact that they have to pay for Premium in Smash hit, but they also often forget (or don't even know) that Premium mode is the only thing that Smash hit developers get money from. There are no other transactions except that.
Submitted June 28, 2021 at 11:48PM by gandalfpotter06 https://ift.tt/3diOqwv
Body Mass Index is a bullshit measurement but if a morbidly obese person denies being so by saying Body Mass Index is bullshit is bullshit itself.
Submitted June 28, 2021 at 11:50PM by Super_ACF https://ift.tt/3dnDsWo
Laser goggles aren't nearly as cool as they sound.
Submitted June 28, 2021 at 11:53PM by The_Bratheist https://ift.tt/35XLHV9
If human society weren’t exposed to puritanical values, we may have over populated the planet LONG ago.
Submitted June 28, 2021 at 11:57PM by Sadie_pants https://ift.tt/3y4Kpns
Some toys in Toy Story (and other films) are evil so Sid is doing good work because all the ones he Frankensteins together are good natured and have good hearts afterwards.
Submitted June 28, 2021 at 11:59PM by joeChump https://ift.tt/3gZ0JAj
Smoking and drinking is trading your physical health for social and mental health. People smoke and drink because it feels good or they want to be with friends.
Submitted June 29, 2021 at 12:05AM by hearsdemons https://ift.tt/3qBiicL
In sci-fi movies, automatic sliding doors could potentially decapitate somebody with a mistimed step.
Submitted June 29, 2021 at 12:11AM by Animeking1108 https://ift.tt/2Tf3AMq
The sun is there half our lives but we barely look at it
Submitted June 29, 2021 at 12:25AM by LostandFound997 https://ift.tt/3dnVAPT
Children who sleep on box bed type may not know the threat of monsters under the bed.
Submitted June 29, 2021 at 12:27AM by Humblearner https://ift.tt/2SAC2AQ
The center of most relationships is a lie
Submitted June 29, 2021 at 12:29AM by lubalubalub https://ift.tt/3qwZXNU
Every hand you shake, has probably had a peepee in it
Submitted June 29, 2021 at 12:30AM by IlIIllIIIlllIlllIIll https://ift.tt/3hh0IXg
Grave diggers spend half of their times filling them back in.
Submitted June 29, 2021 at 12:34AM by Diseased-Jackass https://ift.tt/3w7e0uS
Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, and good night, are all 4 perfectly valid phrases, but only good night can be written as one word. (Goodnight)
Why tho?
Submitted June 29, 2021 at 12:35AM by Michael-J-Foxtrot https://ift.tt/3juUx4u
It took Fast and Furious five or six movies to jump the shark and go from gritty and real to completely insane. John Wick did it in 3.
Submitted June 29, 2021 at 12:36AM by PickledPlumPlot https://ift.tt/2UBUTMn
The only bad thing that has a good outcome is making your cat fat
Still bad though
Submitted June 28, 2021 at 01:23AM by Some_Spooky_Baby https://ift.tt/2U3Lr4c
Oxygen is addictive and the withdrawals are lethal.
Submitted June 28, 2021 at 01:32AM by Synthwolfe https://ift.tt/3vZYKzS
Buttcheeks are kind of like leg shoulders
Submitted June 27, 2021 at 11:39PM by DIYOBGYN https://ift.tt/3hcUB6s
The older you get, the harder it becomes to just be alone with your own thoughts.
Submitted June 27, 2021 at 11:42PM by WartimeHotTot https://ift.tt/3vXUPU7
People will tip a server 20% for carrying their food one hundred feet but struggle to give the pizza delivery person 5 bucks for carrying their order 3 miles through flash flooding and a thunder storm.
Tip your pizza professionals better! Disclaimer - I do not work in the pizza industry.
Submitted June 27, 2021 at 11:48PM by shug7272 https://ift.tt/3zXXtwB
People who have been lied to and brainwashed won't believe that they have been lied to and brainwashed because they have been lied to and brainwashed...
Submitted June 27, 2021 at 11:52PM by TheBravan https://ift.tt/3A3xLGX
To the people at the top, a pyramid scheme is more of a funnel scheme.
Submitted June 27, 2021 at 11:56PM by Ninillionaire https://ift.tt/3x0bKqD
Showers are too shallow
Submitted June 28, 2021 at 12:01AM by NightSky222 https://ift.tt/3w9UX3j
We all clicked the "Skip Tutorial" button the day we were born.
Submitted June 28, 2021 at 12:04AM by One_Laugh_Guy https://ift.tt/2T4wQWg
Visual sexual arousal is literally being aroused by a combination of depths, shades, hues and lines all put together.
Submitted June 28, 2021 at 12:05AM by DrSanwich https://ift.tt/3A6MAs6
In the Harry Potter universe it was probably frowned upon to sign a letter with "from You Know Who".
Submitted June 28, 2021 at 12:10AM by wfezzari https://ift.tt/3dmB95U
The person who invented anal beads also invented wait that’s the only thing he invented
Submitted June 28, 2021 at 12:14AM by Edgar1072 https://ift.tt/3xZ74Bn
Humans in prehistoric times or in undeveloped parts or the world never need to worry about stepping on glass or nails while walking barefoot.
Submitted June 28, 2021 at 12:17AM by danementzer https://ift.tt/3qvDvVJ
Your computer can do a billion things each second.
Submitted June 28, 2021 at 12:22AM by hearsdemons https://ift.tt/3jl3IV5
You never fully appreciate what your parents did to keep you fed and clothed until you are the parent doing the feeding and clothing
Submitted June 28, 2021 at 12:27AM by allthekos https://ift.tt/3jgbv6M
People join because they think they'll get something out of it. They quit when they realize they'll have to work for it.
Submitted June 28, 2021 at 12:37AM by VerbotenPublish https://ift.tt/2TcDOIv
When someone wishes you "good luck" it's never a good sign.
Submitted June 28, 2021 at 12:38AM by drakejones99 https://ift.tt/3x4xRfx
Apparently, sinkholes are the opposite of acid rain.
Submitted June 28, 2021 at 12:45AM by notwutiwantd https://ift.tt/3A6cwEk
There are actions that can't be undone.... Everything that has ever been plastic is still plastic.
Submitted June 27, 2021 at 01:24AM by Lolo7333 https://ift.tt/3qvbxsR
Birth certificates are awards for successfully giving birth
Submitted June 27, 2021 at 01:25AM by that_kid_over_there1 https://ift.tt/2UG4To2
Diet is the thing which actually controls everything in our body.
Submitted June 27, 2021 at 01:29AM by Lindawales https://ift.tt/3zUZIk6
Most stupid people in life like to hit and run
Submitted June 26, 2021 at 09:52PM by ladygagaisdogshit https://ift.tt/3xXF3dk
The only person who is keeping score is you
Submitted June 26, 2021 at 11:35PM by TalkaboutJoudy https://ift.tt/3vYo6y4
Men have sex with the babysitter beacaue they are evolutionary designed to mate with a female who raises his children.
Submitted June 26, 2021 at 11:51PM by blindsarebroken https://ift.tt/3xUoRcW
Considering how many things that actually kills us, it not that far fetched that the rest would makes us stronger.
Submitted June 27, 2021 at 12:02AM by practice_spelling https://ift.tt/3jfGuzV
Whales hold their breath during the entirety of intercourse.
Submitted June 27, 2021 at 12:10AM by Alkanyseus_Zelar https://ift.tt/3xQx8P0
There's zero light inside of your body
Submitted June 27, 2021 at 12:16AM by Shonz_27 https://ift.tt/3y1xOkR
Biological life is a chemical reaction that's continued for over a billion years without stopping.
Submitted June 27, 2021 at 12:21AM by A_Knights_Tail https://ift.tt/2T7uk1a
A cupboard is a board for you cups but you can put other stuff in there.
Submitted June 27, 2021 at 12:21AM by deathlordfluffy https://ift.tt/3x0RtB5
Cosmetics industry is dependent upon not the psychology of humans, but on mirrors. No mirrors no problem.
Submitted June 27, 2021 at 12:23AM by aidigvijay https://ift.tt/3gVIprO
A cylinder is a thick circle
Submitted June 27, 2021 at 12:28AM by she-ll_be_apples https://ift.tt/3gZpX1C
You can make easy nachos by buying a bunch of hard shell tacos and punching the bag a few times
Submitted June 27, 2021 at 12:32AM by musabi123 https://ift.tt/3hchTsW
The movie version of an awkward conversation is the real-life version of a normal conversation.
In movies, it's awkward when you stutter, forget your train of thought, etc. But in real life, this happens all the time in perfectly normal conversation.
Submitted June 27, 2021 at 12:33AM by Yaddlethejedimaster https://ift.tt/3A2cddO
You know you are fat when the meal you order yourself comes with 4 forks.
Submitted June 27, 2021 at 12:34AM by MurkyUnderneath https://ift.tt/3vZaClV
Stomach folds are perceived as rolls of fat, but you’re only fat once you sit down and there aren’t any folds left.
Submitted June 27, 2021 at 12:37AM by Stressed_Stuudent https://ift.tt/3xXSj1O
We could just as easily have had 'Cookies & Orange Juice' or 'Cookies & Water' instead of 'Cookies & Milk'.
Submitted June 27, 2021 at 12:37AM by BJTheWolfie https://ift.tt/3zYK7QC
If you have ever been fully submerged in water, water has gone up your anus.
Submitted June 27, 2021 at 12:37AM by Professional_4SSH01E https://ift.tt/3gU5WcC
If Adam and Eve didn't eat the apple, we would not be able to feel pain or suffering and we would've lives to be 900 years old.
Submitted June 27, 2021 at 12:40AM by Comfortable-Repeat91 https://ift.tt/3jdOUI5
Putting cheese on a burger is adding insult to injury to the cow that died for it.
Submitted June 27, 2021 at 12:43AM by Ok-Nefariousness1837 https://ift.tt/3A2snUr
Pre-Imperial Rome lasted as long as Britain has had Magna Carta
Submitted June 26, 2021 at 01:12AM by fluffy_assassins https://ift.tt/3gY3MsB
If you saw a fly drowning in your pool and rescued it, if it were to come back and thank you you’d probably try to kill it.
Submitted June 26, 2021 at 01:12AM by No_Writer_7679 https://ift.tt/3wYjDwM
We are the failed experiments of "our creators" who turned against it's purpose, Just like we fear A.I. machines turning against it's purpose.
Submitted June 26, 2021 at 01:19AM by memetrooper_ https://ift.tt/3x0fZ5r
4,7,24, and 40 are green. 3,30s, and 21 are yellow. 9 is purple. 5,10,15,20,25 are red
Submitted June 26, 2021 at 01:25AM by Taxfraub https://ift.tt/3xVuK9E
The nose is the most breathtaking part of the body
Submitted June 26, 2021 at 01:27AM by JustAScaredTran https://ift.tt/3gW4h6f
Despite historically being seen as a symbol of supreme natural power, lightning is probably one of the least dangerous natural disasters in terms of number of fatalities.
Submitted June 25, 2021 at 09:40PM by chucklesthe2nd https://ift.tt/3qp5vtU
The person who discovered potatos thought it was a good idea to eat the random thing that was growing in the dirt
Submitted June 25, 2021 at 09:41PM by ForgottenPuppet https://ift.tt/3xURJBW
You may have created or broken world records in categories which aren't being tracked by anyone.
Submitted June 25, 2021 at 11:34PM by Dragon_KC https://ift.tt/35TdcPO
Humans are the only being paying money to live
Those animals are pretty lucky for not having to pay smh.
Submitted June 25, 2021 at 11:40PM by devilboy1029 https://ift.tt/3jgF9sG
If a child hits you in the balls, technically the nut you/someone busted literally just busted your nuts
Submitted June 25, 2021 at 11:44PM by o_o_o_o_0_o_o_o_o_ https://ift.tt/3vWqIN8
laptops open like toilets and that is why there is so much shit posting.
Submitted June 25, 2021 at 11:46PM by Krowzeye https://ift.tt/3dgWo9j
Being one of the richest people makes you quite literally a dragon.
Submitted June 25, 2021 at 11:48PM by Ponk_Bonk https://ift.tt/3h9NsDI
You could always wind up stealing somebody's idea, because they thought of it but never executed it.
Submitted June 25, 2021 at 11:49PM by pikachu_555-1 https://ift.tt/2UvjJNW
A hotdog is still a hotdog after removing the bun
A sandwich is no longer a sandwich if you remove the bread.
A taco is not a taco if you remove the shell.
A wrap is not a wrap if you remove the tortilla.
I can go on...
But a hotdog...
A hot dog without the bun is still a hot dog
Submitted June 25, 2021 at 11:51PM by smashsenpai https://ift.tt/2UDpgSO
The Tamagochi craze of the 90s had the beneficial effect of teaching millions of kids how much work it would take to care for an actual pet
Submitted June 25, 2021 at 11:58PM by GeneReddit123 https://ift.tt/3vXOBne
Having someone praise your tea after drinking it is one of the most morale-boosting things you can hear.
Submitted June 26, 2021 at 12:20AM by TorsoHunter https://ift.tt/3xRTG1U
Most cultural appropriation is simply a form of appreciation and flattery, yet it’s generally looked at in a negative light.
Submitted June 26, 2021 at 12:26AM by ducttapeallday https://ift.tt/3xSwel9
An internist is the opposite of a dermatologist
Submitted June 26, 2021 at 12:28AM by clejeune https://ift.tt/3x09uzz
If you blow into an asshole, it can come put as a burp
Submitted June 26, 2021 at 12:32AM by BlankAven https://ift.tt/3A1qK9u
Nebulas could be the bacteria of space.
Submitted June 26, 2021 at 12:34AM by sirmattimous https://ift.tt/3wZGdVA
A person who is both swimming and pregnant is technically acting as a snorkel.
Submitted June 25, 2021 at 01:29AM by Inside-Breadfruit442 https://ift.tt/35NhDv9
Beating the hell out of someone would actually be a nice thing to do.
Submitted June 25, 2021 at 01:32AM by MasterBigBean https://ift.tt/3jcNFZp
There’s a reason why rich people have such tall chimneys. Everything is handed to them on a silver platter. However that silver platter must have come on another silver platter. These silver platters begin to stack up and soon you have a 30ft tall stack.
They must be keep them in the chimney because I haven’t seen them in the backyards on Google Earth.
Submitted June 25, 2021 at 01:33AM by RedPilledCuckSlayer https://ift.tt/3xRI5Qk
Gosh, if they never had those exciting tampon commercials how would we have ever known that they existed!
Submitted June 25, 2021 at 12:11AM by showmeyurkittys https://ift.tt/3jiE9E6
Every Bookshelf combination is unic on it's on way
Submitted June 25, 2021 at 12:22AM by MakoAnarchist https://ift.tt/35PCE8B
The common saying is that, 'power corrupts' but in reality, more often than not, "power attracts the corruptible".
Submitted June 25, 2021 at 12:26AM by ShardsofNarsi1 https://ift.tt/2UzEqbI
All philosophy written by man is their post nut clarity
Submitted June 25, 2021 at 12:26AM by ursu_nicu https://ift.tt/3vWmIvX
Peak adulthood is being more excited over the 4-day workweek aspect as opposed to the 3-day weekend aspect.
Submitted June 25, 2021 at 12:31AM by freebaseHOSS https://ift.tt/3xQJF53
An AI wouldn't need to bother coming with reasons to go rogue on us,we were more than happy to write them ourselves in our works of fiction.
Submitted June 25, 2021 at 12:32AM by -Forshot- https://ift.tt/3jbvinK
If an invention allowed humans to share dreams and interact lucidly, video games and VR would become mostly redundant.
Submitted June 25, 2021 at 12:34AM by Poo_faced https://ift.tt/3xKeYym
Mesprit has "Me" in it, Azelf kind of has "self", and Uxie kind of has "Us"
Submitted June 25, 2021 at 12:39AM by Sylveon72_06 https://ift.tt/2T2RUMG
When the big bang would have given Earth a little less swing, a working day could have been 10 hours in stead of 8
And Dolly Parton’s song “working 9 to 5” would not have existed
Submitted June 25, 2021 at 12:40AM by maartenheus https://ift.tt/3ducKf5
Most things sold at the dollar store are for more than a dollar.
Submitted June 25, 2021 at 12:42AM by Samoht99 https://ift.tt/3gPt6AS
The people who invented the number zero contributed zero to society.
Submitted June 25, 2021 at 12:43AM by IAmA--GoldenGod https://ift.tt/35ORNab
We can randomly encounter with famous people without even knowing who they are.
Submitted June 25, 2021 at 12:44AM by andyj1927 https://ift.tt/2T5YPon
Being overly humble is more annoying than being overly cocky
Submitted June 25, 2021 at 12:44AM by dooleygamer01 https://ift.tt/3zVxkhT
You are the only person who with certainty has a mind and the ability to think
You don’t actually know with certainty if anyone other than you actually has a mind and the ability to think.
Submitted June 25, 2021 at 12:45AM by Fickle_Mongoose3372 https://ift.tt/3gPkpGF
If we continue the „filling holes in stuff with ramen and glue“ diy technique, one day, everything will be made of ramen.
Submitted June 25, 2021 at 12:50AM by PEKKACHUNREAL https://ift.tt/2Uryt0g
Some people interact with a murderer every day and don’t even know it
Submitted June 24, 2021 at 01:22AM by Beatlefloyd12 https://ift.tt/3qjMN77
Passive income sounds much more appealing than delayed money.
Submitted June 24, 2021 at 01:24AM by mcgormack https://ift.tt/3xPX5Oz
As somebody who gets his power from the sun, Superman chose to put the fortress in the wrong place.
Submitted June 24, 2021 at 01:31AM by fish-fingered https://ift.tt/3zLTIKB
Trying to figure out the meaning of life whilst living it is very much like trying to figure the rules of the game whilst playing it. And we do not get another chance.
Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:00AM by curiosityKilledMeNot https://ift.tt/3xMcnEi
Has Flux Pavilion ever closed his mouth.
There exists no conclusive proof that flux Pavillion has ever closed his mouth. Doctored images have been unearthed with doctored jarred lips plastered across Flux's face.
Video evidence however, is conclusive. See Do or Die Official Music video in which not once doth Flux's pink pillows dare meet for even an instance. Evidence of Flux's "Chapped mouth management system" can be viewed at 2:34 in said video. To the untrained observer, this glance may appear that to be mimicking a chipmunk or squirrel like critter, but it it in fact the only relief Flux finds and all thanks to studying his furry friends, chippy and squir squir.
Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:05AM by Munkingly https://ift.tt/2TWlFPt
We never hear about outer-city problems.
Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:05AM by SayLittleDoMuch https://ift.tt/3d7Jiei
There are countless General Stores but nobody has tried opening a Specific Store.
Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:06AM by SayLittleDoMuch https://ift.tt/2U2a4hS
The world economy is a giant Ponzi scheme in which people at the top who never have to need money again want more money
Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:06AM by HoomanHoliday https://ift.tt/3gSXGs8
Light is faster than sound so when lightning strikes the noise can be heard only after.
Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:06AM by ijustjoinedin2021 https://ift.tt/3wTlRNZ
You can't prove that everyone is moral until everyone is dead.
Edit: it's meant to say mortal. Just a simple typo
Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:10AM by DekuTheOtaku https://ift.tt/2TXP0c6
Most of us are good for the nature only after we die and become food for plants otherwise we all are the enemy during our lifetime.
Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:10AM by WarriorOfTheDark https://ift.tt/35M6pan
For how strongly people want to be in relationships it's pretty ironic how difficult it is to stay in one.
Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:10AM by bastian74 https://ift.tt/3j8mbEg
there were probably babies that died that were perfectly fine, except they didn't know how to breath.
Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:11AM by xXDarkCubeXx https://ift.tt/3gOGTYd
Calling someone a "fuck" is, by in large, a statement of fact.
Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:11AM by Dat_Lion_Der https://ift.tt/3gMx7WK
Maybe boomers struggle learning new technology because they were raised with the "if you don't know what it is, don't touch it" mentality
Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:13AM by mcdoogs92 https://ift.tt/2SmG4fX
Cops be like “I need a vacation” so they shoot someone
Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:13AM by Deathbysnusnubooboo https://ift.tt/3vVK4BQ
Whoever chose white as the standard toilet color really wasn't doing us any favors.
Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:19AM by Vocalscpunk https://ift.tt/3d7PYcz
Owning a pet is a lot like being a dungeon master.
Me: "You start walking...." Dog: "I'd like to make an investigation check!!!" .... Me: "A rabbit runs past you." Dog: "I break the leash and chase!" Me: "Roll a strength check"
Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:24AM by DarmokNJelad-Tanagra https://ift.tt/3qnBYB2
After the Titanic has completely disappeared, conspiracies will be made claiming the ship never even existed
Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:25AM by xbox360noscope https://ift.tt/3zVNKXI
According to The Last Supper Painting, they ordered a table for 26 people, just so 13 of them can sit on one side
Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:26AM by PaddyTheLegend16 https://ift.tt/3d5A0Q6
Procuring lemons shows mad discipline.
Submitted June 24, 2021 at 12:30AM by i-need-discipline https://ift.tt/3qmuNc5
It's possible that one day scientists will develop something so deadly that it'll be impossible to stop it destroying us all
Submitted June 23, 2021 at 12:12AM by StippleFX https://ift.tt/3gO8hFX
If you're enlightened you're insufferable.
Submitted June 23, 2021 at 12:17AM by NuclearPastaSalad0 https://ift.tt/3j4cGWY
The people who sing the most beautiful love songs are usually the ones who struggle with love.
Submitted June 23, 2021 at 12:18AM by YTFatGuyGaming https://ift.tt/2TONSrf
E Scooter riders face having their ride confiscated in parts of the UK
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 11:01PM by TiredHorizon https://ift.tt/3xIq3Aa
Man vs. goose
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 11:05PM by Repyl https://ift.tt/3xHcqB9
Turkish sisters / Samida - Oy Yaylalar
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 11:12PM by KitSpell https://ift.tt/2UoqxNj
Stop think negative thoughts
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 11:17PM by Silent-Challenge5710 https://ift.tt/3j2LPdD
Vitalik Buterin mining Ethereum
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 11:19PM by OferZak https://ift.tt/2SZc2z7
The Last of Us 2 in GTA Animation
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 11:24PM by mrheroschool https://ift.tt/3j4yLV2
The fall of Drake Bell
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 11:33PM by FunkTurkey https://ift.tt/3xK3Kdm
TAP DANCING IN HUNTER BOOTS
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 11:33PM by TheLondonLife https://ift.tt/3zQ3pYs
Never change Japan. Never change.
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 11:35PM by seanmashitoshi https://ift.tt/2SWECRF
The speed of gunpower burning
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 11:40PM by e1ioan https://ift.tt/3gPB50A
Hiking the Tallest Mountain in England, Scafell
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 11:47PM by aGreenPlum https://ift.tt/3wRDFZH
Found the second part of the NYC's worst landlords investigation. Just when you think it can't get worse.
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 11:49PM by worldofjaved https://ift.tt/3zQ3wmQ
YouTube’s AI is falsely demonetizing random channels for promoting “violent criminal organizations.” Of course, YouTube hasn’t communicated and has condescendingly blamed the creators.
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 11:50PM by justmehabib https://ift.tt/3wUWNWY
Gandalf talks in the Black Speech of Mordor
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 11:58PM by dongman44 https://ift.tt/3gP9H3a
An Awkward Father Son Talk (sketch)
Submitted June 23, 2021 at 12:02AM by dougthrash https://ift.tt/35HFsVt
THE SUICIDE SQUAD – Official “Rain” Trailer
Submitted June 23, 2021 at 12:06AM by DemiFiendRSA https://ift.tt/3vUPFbO
Chicken cooked to perfection she says...
Submitted June 23, 2021 at 12:16AM by seanmashitoshi https://ift.tt/3j3roxp
This is what happens when your city is overtly Italian
Submitted June 23, 2021 at 12:21AM by Half_Baked_King https://ift.tt/3xG3lIQ
Blast From The Past
Submitted June 23, 2021 at 12:22AM by No-Scientist-914 https://ift.tt/3wODG0l
Mickey's decent into madness - Ethereal snake
Submitted June 23, 2021 at 12:25AM by DeadlyPorkUpine https://ift.tt/3gKrMiK
You can tell who's really in control by the most likely outcomes in any system. For example, when the most entertaining outcomes are the most likely we know whoever benefits the most from entertainment related activity is most likely in control.
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 12:22AM by VerbotenPublish https://ift.tt/2SQycnf
You could treat manga/comics as coloring books, and color your favorite characters and scenes.
My coworker just said her son got into manga at a young age and they used to color them, and I was like wtf, people do that? Then it made so much sense.
*not for everyone haha. but for kids/people who dont care about the collection aspect
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 12:23AM by terrafirma91 https://ift.tt/2SVrfkG
There's a point on land somewhere out there that's been stepped on by more people than any other single point
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 12:31AM by SpooningThemSoftly https://ift.tt/35VrkrP
Medical quack sounds like a parody of himself
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 07:11PM by cryosyske https://ift.tt/35NcxyZ
A short video of two lego guys
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 07:25PM by OrangeSheep12 https://ift.tt/3d0XZjp
The Challenge of Making a Keyboard for Every Language - Junferno
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 07:27PM by NitroXSC https://ift.tt/3vKhi76
That time when the Foo Fighters broke up.
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 07:33PM by JakeInVan https://ift.tt/3zH3ZYr
Amongst Gods And Demons
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 07:43PM by 2crakd https://ift.tt/3wQmIik
Dan Bell's Dead Malls series is hauntingly fascinating
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 11:43PM by lolspeaker https://ift.tt/3h7dzeP
I love Cristiano
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 11:46PM by Silent-Challenge5710 https://ift.tt/3wPJczZ
African Bullfrog eats Asian giant hornet
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 11:47PM by scarfacesaints https://ift.tt/3iVrhUt
Inside Pakistan's 'Conversion Factory' for hindu brides (2021) [00:13:23]
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 11:55PM by ViciousPhilosopher https://ift.tt/3vMxd4I
On this day 5 years ago, the world got to see the most heartbreaking moment in Television history
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 11:58PM by Hassaan18 https://ift.tt/3vGuytn
Patent at Illinois School Board meeting argues about success.
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 12:01AM by bigbgl https://ift.tt/3cV6MDB
when you're the french fry that fell to the bottom of the bag- Ian Kung
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 12:01AM by SnooRecipes5648 https://ift.tt/2UjHAA1
Mural of Unification - Drawing of 60+ Youtubers
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 12:02AM by faurax https://ift.tt/3gHOwjl
Ninja Mascots
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 12:03AM by Bilal826 https://ift.tt/3zFkvIx
My FIRST Unreal CINEMATIC - A STAR WARS Fan Film
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 12:06AM by DustyT1 https://ift.tt/3gL0hWk
Would That It Were So Simple
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 12:13AM by s_y_s_t_e_m_i_c_ https://ift.tt/3zMFusC
Oblivion NPC had one too many
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 12:17AM by DefinitelyAJew https://ift.tt/2SKiE4A
Quantum locking will blow your mind
Submitted June 22, 2021 at 12:26AM by hackersaal https://ift.tt/3gKvrwK
You really find out how much you love a pet when they run away.
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 12:00AM by frickafreshhh https://ift.tt/2Um35QX
If magneto had ferrofluid, he could basically waterbend it.
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 12:03AM by ninjablade46 https://ift.tt/35EgGW1
We’re the least fit generation in history, but we also have the highest life expectancy.
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 12:04AM by Chasmatesh https://ift.tt/3xx0Ubx
Sitting in the back of a car is seen as uncool but sitting in the back of a bus isn't.
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 12:08AM by Didactic-Spectre https://ift.tt/3gIods2
New Foundland is surrounded by Old Discovered Ocean
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 12:11AM by Anyonomus256 https://ift.tt/3wWqoiN
More people know what happens after death than those who dont
All the humans that have died outnumber those who are currently alive.
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 12:14AM by Tetricrafter26 https://ift.tt/3wWq2Zv
When we find complete dinosaur fossils they are celebrated and prized possessions at museums. But 100 million years ago it was probably just Greg the middle manager.
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 12:21AM by RedPilledCuckSlayer https://ift.tt/3wIGQmv
It's probably a coincidence that creditor rhymes with predator.
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 12:21AM by OvidPerl https://ift.tt/3xDWG1A
Don't stay in the blind spot of a truck
Submitted June 20, 2021 at 11:25PM by RoastedRhino https://ift.tt/3wN5Ed1
The Indiana Jones and Star Wars Crossover you may not have not known about!
Submitted June 20, 2021 at 11:30PM by SickleClaw https://ift.tt/3cTV38a
A strange cult like pamphlet answers the question...
Submitted June 20, 2021 at 11:32PM by jokerbaby66 https://ift.tt/3wL0aQ7
Zoltan Cheney got hired to play in Slaughter because he’s killing it.
Submitted June 20, 2021 at 11:35PM by gynoceros https://ift.tt/3gKaiDc
Either this is staged or these kids are the worst.
Submitted June 20, 2021 at 11:38PM by TheEDITOR666 https://ift.tt/3cVf1zv
Eddie Murphy talks about how Dick Cavett would do whatever he dared him to
Submitted June 20, 2021 at 11:46PM by Jay-Eff-Gee https://ift.tt/3gQNLDi
Entering Pittsburgh from the Fort Pitt Tunnel. Old video from an old phone.
Submitted June 20, 2021 at 11:46PM by dublinhank https://ift.tt/35DvmEP
Weird Al fan video - Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
Submitted June 20, 2021 at 11:50PM by TheAtheistArab87 https://ift.tt/3xx1bLB
Ancient Aliens Parody | The Bunnunaki Connection | Ancient Astronaut Theory
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 12:04AM by gunpowderclankrv https://ift.tt/35DvDHR
"Uncle Daycare" from a criminally under-rated comedy skit channel
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 12:06AM by bendavis575 https://ift.tt/3qdCfX0
Viral Hydraulic Press 2020 Compilation
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 12:09AM by ChaMatt57 https://ift.tt/3j0f7cT
Zelda, Hammer style.
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 12:12AM by BearKilgore https://ift.tt/3gLGgOa
Dick in the Air - Peaches
Submitted June 21, 2021 at 12:13AM by notownhero https://ift.tt/2Sgr6rW
If a vegan eats meat once, they’re not considered a carnivore, but if a person eats one little piece of human, they’re a cannibal forever.
Submitted June 20, 2021 at 12:23AM by Crunchyundies https://ift.tt/3qick0j
zoophiles probably take "there's other fish in the sea" literally.
Submitted June 20, 2021 at 12:25AM by aguafreska https://ift.tt/3cVNFsZ
When Queen Elizabeth dies, there will likely not be another Queen until Generation Alpha have great grandchildren.
Submitted June 20, 2021 at 12:26AM by levelselect https://ift.tt/3vHvRIK
Skateboarding in Tokyo
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 08:39PM by iBuyDeadDogs https://ift.tt/35CzBAC
Trying to draw - Ed from cowboy bebop.
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 08:43PM by CallmeJay-0033 https://ift.tt/3iQxbWL
The Swan Bride
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 08:59PM by 8Romans https://ift.tt/2TNUeHe
How to Make Robin Wheel with Paper in 2021
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 09:06PM by ZestyBells https://ift.tt/3vJQ9RI
Turkish F-16 Pilot Ducks Under The Glide Slope, Low Over The Plane Spotters.
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 09:11PM by PUSH_AX https://ift.tt/3gFFhjN
Bo Burnham - Bezos song
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 09:12PM by F1Canuck https://ift.tt/3qapbBC
2400 people recreated one scene during May
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 09:12PM by TheLast_Centurion https://ift.tt/2UjR7Y3
North Korean soldier defects to South Korea
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 09:14PM by AlanisMorriset https://ift.tt/35H6hc0
(26 language subtitles) flower egg roll Korean style
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 09:26PM by rkdghehd77 https://ift.tt/3vMQK5q
Where were you Gandalf?
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 09:29PM by Repyl https://ift.tt/3gN5QlI
Shut up and take my money - stop-motion animated video game Vokabulantis
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 11:30PM by BringOutTheGMMP https://ift.tt/3qi9sR5
Something I found scrolling on youtube. Their recommendations are weird.
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 11:31PM by i-dont-like-men https://ift.tt/3iUghqw
Jeff's Speech Compilation - Community
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 11:33PM by romeojustin42 https://ift.tt/3cWHmoW
I tried every supplement (so you don't have to) [fixed/resub]
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 11:59PM by Gorgatun https://ift.tt/3cTSqDq
Pickle Sandwich - Grickle
Submitted June 20, 2021 at 12:02AM by bearseascape https://ift.tt/3q9reGd
Is This Art Mine or Worth $1,000,000's?
Submitted June 20, 2021 at 12:04AM by byParallax https://ift.tt/3wLagQM
Beautiful Serene Canadian Mountains
Submitted June 20, 2021 at 12:13AM by hacksauce https://ift.tt/3zEgnsg
Tried to fight a shark in gta5
Submitted June 20, 2021 at 12:16AM by RazorSharpDesign https://ift.tt/3qcRNdm
Jack Black Prepares To Be The Final Guest On CONAN
Submitted June 20, 2021 at 12:19AM by hetrux https://ift.tt/3gG5kHl
This video is too heckin precious
Submitted June 20, 2021 at 12:22AM by Apprehensive_Work_94 https://ift.tt/3iXe6lQ
WE ARE WATCHING YOU
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 01:21AM by JDL4_ https://ift.tt/3cUzBQr
Amazing amateur voice
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 01:23AM by subzero257 https://ift.tt/2SIa06k
Elmo money mo problems
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 01:24AM by Darth-Dingus- https://ift.tt/3xyjAHK
Most people spend the first years of their lives crying themselves to sleep, and then only a few year break before they do it again.
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 10:52PM by Phrenic436 https://ift.tt/3vEV0na
If we ever create a car that travels at the speed of light, headlights will become useless
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 10:56PM by RoDev455 https://ift.tt/3wRSA6p
The Moon is technically the child of Earth
Because the moon was created when a planet about the size of Mars collided with the Earth and the debris formed the Moon
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 10:57PM by Ok-Chemistry-3373 https://ift.tt/2TORtpq
The oreo itself is actually nothing but a delicious biscuit
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 10:58PM by Mutraxation https://ift.tt/3cO9QkM
There are 7.6 billion people in the world and every single person has their own unique technique for taking a shit.
No two shits are alike
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 11:46PM by Football-Real https://ift.tt/3gBLUTW
The way we pronounce “high” in “high school” is extremely weird.
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 11:47PM by Absolutely__Free https://ift.tt/2TO463J
We use our tears to hydrate dead processed trees.
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 11:48PM by alxmartin https://ift.tt/3vIPLCV
Vu the and thhr were talking about the place palace pla and wht jfujjfj cnb kgjj balon ballon who ballooon Mogjfbleongb
Mondblorjf
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 11:49PM by Bolognabarfer https://ift.tt/3zEjG2A
It is only after you have taken a shower, that you realize how smelly your clothes were
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 11:59PM by A_Sticky_Taco https://ift.tt/3iRcpX7
Bear get into house and it is water nlabd the movie house baear is scare haha haah ahahaha haha ead bear sillies shower
Mindblowing
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 11:59PM by Bolognabarfer https://ift.tt/3gF4Ily
Garbage ruins Feng Shui everywhere except the dump where piles of it literally directs the traffic.
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 12:07AM by VerbotenPublish https://ift.tt/3zz2DPk
Sighing is letting out the negative energy from your body.
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 12:11AM by Razraz96 https://ift.tt/3xvyrmn
When you're using a cooler, it's actually slowly getting warmer, not cooler.
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 12:12AM by SayLittleDoMuch https://ift.tt/3vFPctA
McDonald’s food is carcinogenic and McDonald’s locations multiply like cancer
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 12:12AM by sunshinedropz https://ift.tt/3gJet29
Writing “X’s Diary” on the front of a Diary is really fucking stupid.
Like, you’d want it to be hidden, so WHY would you write your name on it? Don’t even come at me with the “Oh but usually they have a warning not to read it on the front.” Because those are fucking pointless. If you just made your diary blend it with the other books, it would actually do what it’s supposed to do: STAY HIDDEN.
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 12:17AM by lonkbonk_ https://ift.tt/3wAKlv8
A muumuu is an ironically sounding garment for something worn by someone the size of a cow.
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 12:18AM by wfezzari https://ift.tt/3q6JdNv
You can trigger dopamine reactions in other people at will once they do something nice to you by reminding them they did something nice for you and saying thank you
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 12:22AM by Dense_Solution_9991 https://ift.tt/3cUu9ND
Humanity lauds people to excess for being the first to do/ become something but quickly disregards objects of introductory importance.
Generations will know and remember Neil Armstrong but not the MPMan F10 ( first MP3 player). One had more of a day to day impact on the average person’s life than the other.
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 12:29AM by desiderata2012 https://ift.tt/3iQ47yP
Eventually you run out people to exploit
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 12:37AM by ItchyExcitementHaver https://ift.tt/35AtbC2
Peter Parker probably could have sued Oscorp for a lot of money after one of their spiders bit him.
Submitted June 19, 2021 at 12:40AM by peripheral_penguin https://ift.tt/3wGW1fQ
They chop sticks to make chopsticks
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 12:36AM by FearTheCheese203 https://ift.tt/3zxzDaL
The movie TENET will most likely be the third (last) movie in a trilogy where the remaining two films will be released in reverse order.
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 12:36AM by The_Life_Of_Dru https://ift.tt/3gvLhvb
Looking back, Velma really disliked asians
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 12:37AM by Prestigious_Log_650 https://ift.tt/3gxS4EE
The Wondeful Game of Chess
Submitted June 17, 2021 at 11:41PM by _ihateeverything https://ift.tt/3wwOwrQ
Been sick for weeks, needed a laugh, remembered this was a thing—so I hope there is someone here who has never seen this
Submitted June 17, 2021 at 11:42PM by BringOutTheGMMP https://ift.tt/3gzZgjO
I Bought A Truck Online Without Seeing It
Submitted June 17, 2021 at 11:42PM by dillon7789 https://ift.tt/3wD5btI
I present our collab, that started on Reddit! Jake Entrecote - Sparks (Feat. Vacant Sundays)
Submitted June 17, 2021 at 11:49PM by PM_ME_UR_CATCHPHRASE https://ift.tt/3gxFuoP
Privileged White Boys 4
Submitted June 17, 2021 at 11:51PM by Geartone https://ift.tt/3gJbiG7
How are you feeling?
Submitted June 17, 2021 at 11:52PM by shitfuck1234 https://ift.tt/3q5ialz
Drunk Ewoks destroy a morning segment on the Today Show
Submitted June 17, 2021 at 11:53PM by falconx50 https://ift.tt/3gF0Fo2
Fleetwood Mac in Concert - HBO - 1983
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 12:01AM by coolrivers https://ift.tt/3iOradf
Alternate Realities | A 100 CG artist, each created a unique environment around a simple animation.
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 12:02AM by xXDarkCubeXx https://ift.tt/3vJKGKZ
Africa has done it again..
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 12:05AM by amy2kim22 https://ift.tt/3gxLq15
Follow Up with the Driver of the Failed Armored Truck Heist
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 12:08AM by MrWhitePink https://ift.tt/3gA4JqQ
[SFM] - Requiem for a Pizza: Part Two by ItalianNinja
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 12:10AM by Famixofpower https://ift.tt/35u8QhN
Kirby falling for 1 hour
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 12:11AM by Bigbluebuttonman https://ift.tt/3cKvx5l
"Four Brothers", Restaurant Scene
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 12:13AM by FallingSky1 https://ift.tt/3q4zvuR
Joe Bonamassa "Drive" Blues/Rock
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 12:17AM by RaccoonCityTacos https://ift.tt/3wDMkPj
I made ksi boxing trailer....
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 12:20AM by JustJoshTv https://ift.tt/35xtwWc
pretty Woman ( Daniela Alvarado )
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 12:21AM by cameraprive92 https://ift.tt/3cQx5KX
Cómo comprar CASA en Estados Unidos - Miami
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 12:21AM by DinapixStudio https://ift.tt/2S3YPEK
Елена Воздвиженская на Гала шоу фестиваля Звезда Востока 2016г Красноярск!
Submitted June 18, 2021 at 12:23AM by lovepotionshooter https://ift.tt/3gzAfVJ
Drinking a carbonated drink after eating something spicy is the liquid version of pouring salt on a wound
Submitted June 17, 2021 at 01:19AM by The_night_camel https://ift.tt/35sH6Kl
No matter what point in the past, you always had ancestors.
Submitted June 17, 2021 at 01:21AM by charoshh https://ift.tt/2U15obN
Foods that heat up/cook when you crack them like a glow stick could be a revolutionary invention
Submitted June 17, 2021 at 01:30AM by CaffieneHeavyPotato https://ift.tt/3guDmOB
It’s pretty easy to see why the English language can be so confusing when “I have to take a shit” is used instead of “I have to give a shit”
Submitted June 16, 2021 at 11:29PM by NoSoupFerYew https://ift.tt/3cML846
Executioners are serial killers who kill murderers.
Submitted June 16, 2021 at 11:33PM by ResponsibilityOk7401 https://ift.tt/35sQbTs
Law is applied philosophy the way engineering is applied physics.
Submitted June 16, 2021 at 11:34PM by Mes-Ketamis https://ift.tt/3q5iyAv
Pride Month is meant to be a celebration of LGBTQ+ culture, but because of the toxicity of the internet it instead makes June a month where LGBTQ+ folks have more power.
Submitted June 16, 2021 at 11:34PM by SioSaysHiyo https://ift.tt/3wxC9fc
Musicians are often touted as sex symbols but in reality it’s one of the only professions that still value skills over looks.
Submitted June 16, 2021 at 11:36PM by PartTimeSassyPants https://ift.tt/3vB1h3k
Someone invented and built the first unicycle when nobody in the world could ride one.
Submitted June 16, 2021 at 11:37PM by crestonfunk https://ift.tt/3wz4LEX
A 3 hour films seems so much longer than a 10 hours of a TV show
Submitted June 16, 2021 at 11:38PM by heyzeus92 https://ift.tt/2SIkySW
Everyone is invisible until someone looks at their direction
Submitted June 16, 2021 at 11:44PM by 69PUSSYDESTROYERR420 https://ift.tt/3zwFJrR
You are born with all the skin you’ll ever need
Submitted June 16, 2021 at 11:47PM by AqibTalib21 https://ift.tt/3cML4Bo
When humans live 150 years, a birthday will be only on the correct annual date that actually falls on the day of the week the person was born.
Submitted June 16, 2021 at 11:48PM by David-Diron https://ift.tt/3wx9Ihf
As a kid, dinosaurs are cool and exciting giant lizards. As an adult, dinosaurs are a grim reminder of how fragile and temporary life as we know it is.
Submitted June 16, 2021 at 11:49PM by erpkins3 https://ift.tt/3gwscsY
If women used to die frequently from childbirth, then sex must have been regarded as a far more dangerous act.
Whatever turns you on, I guess. shrugs
Submitted June 17, 2021 at 12:01AM by Trophy-waifu https://ift.tt/3gDyW73
A joystick can easily also be a fruststick
Submitted June 17, 2021 at 12:02AM by smaksandewand https://ift.tt/35tIFYw
Whoever discovers the fountain of youth could also make a wish and flip a coin in it for an added fortune bonus.
Submitted June 17, 2021 at 12:02AM by PartTimeSassyPants https://ift.tt/3iJARtl
If an actor or actress can get you to hate their character, they are good at their job.
Submitted June 17, 2021 at 12:03AM by -Qwerty-- https://ift.tt/2Txdmcx
A lot of people in the Harry Potter universe could’ve really benefitted from having a wii wrist strap connected to their wands.
Submitted June 17, 2021 at 12:05AM by bongripafart https://ift.tt/3wA93vD
The average number of holes in socks is higher than the number of socks.
Submitted June 17, 2021 at 12:06AM by idonotknowwhototrust https://ift.tt/35rXYAT
If you speak/write a language, you're plagiarizing your ancestors.
Submitted June 17, 2021 at 12:08AM by Destination_Centauri https://ift.tt/35tPysU
Whether or not Fate exists makes no difference in how you live your life.
If it doesn't exist, then keep on doing your thing. You'll end up wherever you end up.
If it does, you don't know what your fate is or what you're fated to do until it's already occurred. So there's no new information for you to act on by being told fate exists. You also then just have to keep doing your thing.
Submitted June 16, 2021 at 12:23AM by Bilbrath https://ift.tt/2Ua3Cp1
Watering a golf course in the desert is selfish and irresponsible. Lawns are wasteful and pointless. We need water, not grass.
Submitted June 16, 2021 at 12:24AM by Temporary-Story573 https://ift.tt/3ztPcAb
If you choke on a piece of meat it's an animal's last chance at revenge
Submitted June 16, 2021 at 12:28AM by reddit60LoL https://ift.tt/2Udk341
Storage Wars without the fluff. I like taking shows and removing the fluff. I shortened this 21 minute show to about 6 minutes.
Submitted June 15, 2021 at 11:29PM by InGordWeTrust https://ift.tt/3vqV7Tl
Dua Lipa - Don't Start Now (Bass Cover)
Submitted June 15, 2021 at 11:31PM by PM_ME_NINJA_TURTLES https://ift.tt/3xtlo51
A potential commercial for Arby’s if they want it - Joel Haver
Submitted June 15, 2021 at 11:32PM by MojaveWalker https://ift.tt/3zwcRzS
Day 38 of Building 5 Random Blocks til I get 1B Views
Submitted June 15, 2021 at 11:41PM by PopstarBard https://ift.tt/3gse9V3
Super Funny Reaction Video With Lovely Wife
Submitted June 15, 2021 at 11:43PM by amz_biden https://ift.tt/3gBGGGH
Dead or Alive's 'YOU SPIN ME ROUND (LIKE A RECORD)' Sung by 124 Movies!
Submitted June 15, 2021 at 11:46PM by L0rdJaxon https://ift.tt/3gDM4cb
Black Edge Extraction
Submitted June 15, 2021 at 11:47PM by ahmedebeed555 https://ift.tt/3gCZaXq
People spend 3.5 months a year on their phones
Submitted June 15, 2021 at 11:50PM by mylastnameiswiener https://ift.tt/2Tt7VLH
From a dream to a career!
Submitted June 15, 2021 at 11:52PM by sizeabledingus https://ift.tt/3gstGUZ
LET DADDY TALK!
Submitted June 15, 2021 at 11:52PM by Theepicman116 https://ift.tt/3vn0aEk
Wind is Power
Submitted June 16, 2021 at 12:01AM by ahmedebeed555 https://ift.tt/3zuemyE
Queen Victoria in Color and HD for the First Time from 121 Years Ago made with AI
Submitted June 16, 2021 at 12:04AM by unrealy2k https://ift.tt/3ztHvdh
He thought it was a remake and started "messing around"
Submitted June 16, 2021 at 12:09AM by MajikmaneLoL https://ift.tt/2S3KlF6
OnlyFans Dad
Submitted June 16, 2021 at 12:13AM by iamacannibal https://ift.tt/35tcb0g
Warzone Origin 12.exe
Submitted June 16, 2021 at 12:14AM by alphagamer619 https://ift.tt/35ocJ7R
Cyber Truck
Submitted June 16, 2021 at 12:23AM by ahmedebeed555 https://ift.tt/2StrSSF
Only fans dad
Submitted June 16, 2021 at 12:23AM by HngryZmbie https://ift.tt/35mkgE8
This rapper actually committed a real crash landing in a helicopter for his music video...gotta respect that commitment to the promo game
Submitted June 16, 2021 at 12:25AM by Sharkoffs https://ift.tt/35ncWYK
Nobody hears a car alarm and thinks "oh, a car is being stolen". It's just an annoying noise that we want to stop
Submitted June 15, 2021 at 01:13AM by ka1tlyn3 https://ift.tt/3iCHYnz
If sleep is autopilot for the human body, then people who sleepwalk/sleeptalk have a more functional and working "autopilot)
If you consider sleep a type of autopilot
edit: "autopilot"
Submitted June 15, 2021 at 01:17AM by togekissme468 https://ift.tt/3cIWMNH
Santa keeps presents that were made for kids that did something bad at the last moment
Submitted June 15, 2021 at 01:24AM by IverySmort https://ift.tt/35nqIdY
Having a big spike in the middle of the steering wheel would dramatically improve safety and reduce deaths as everyone would drive more carefully.
Submitted June 14, 2021 at 10:39PM by Diseased-Jackass https://ift.tt/3ztdaeG
You can defeat shaggy if you use a Scooby-Doo snack
Submitted June 14, 2021 at 10:41PM by No-Yesterday-1195 https://ift.tt/3vj6g8B
We aren't creating the future, we're constructing the past.
Submitted June 14, 2021 at 10:47PM by XanderOblivion https://ift.tt/2RSL2AP
If Inspector Gadget had a fursona, it would most likely be a protogen.
Submitted June 14, 2021 at 10:50PM by FrivolousFredbear https://ift.tt/3pVLxH8
Coppper is nto and ooo and is a meat but darn it but what is irins
Miebd bloejn
Submitted June 14, 2021 at 10:55PM by Bolognabarfer https://ift.tt/35l7Ex6
Sometimes you don’t realize you were smiling until it slowly fades
Submitted June 14, 2021 at 11:50PM by Pristine_Virus https://ift.tt/3vo1RRS
Your favourite food is probably a product of an incredible global supply chain and a feat of logistics.
Submitted June 14, 2021 at 11:51PM by Poo_faced https://ift.tt/3cGBOig
About 75 years and a donation to a museum is what separates grave looting and archaeology
Submitted June 14, 2021 at 11:59PM by herbpirate https://ift.tt/3cINhOn
Anything becomes a boomerang if you throw it straight upwards
Submitted June 14, 2021 at 11:59PM by theleeman14 https://ift.tt/35liFhW
There's only one person in the world who actually exists
Submitted June 15, 2021 at 12:00AM by xXxJoshprogamerxXx https://ift.tt/3gxc9Ka
If you combpine all numbers together, you get a real big one
Submitted June 15, 2021 at 12:01AM by xXxJoshprogamerxXx https://ift.tt/3voPYeC
If the ground was covered in goo, it'll be soooo stick y
Submitted June 15, 2021 at 12:03AM by xXxJoshprogamerxXx https://ift.tt/3gpTYr4
The color red can only be seeing by people who have the colour red in they're brian
Submitted June 15, 2021 at 12:05AM by xXxJoshprogamerxXx https://ift.tt/3gsU8N0
Life is a game where your stats start gradually decreasing after level 50
Submitted June 15, 2021 at 12:08AM by awesometim0 https://ift.tt/3gBkbl4
There are millions of kids that were born after Michael Jackson died, that probably have no idea who he is
Submitted June 15, 2021 at 12:11AM by heyzeus92 https://ift.tt/3vjheLj
If you own a cat, and meet a girl who wants to be in a serious relationship with you because of your cat, then you can effectively double the pussy you have using only pussy
Submitted June 15, 2021 at 12:18AM by Child-Of-Pootis https://ift.tt/3pTZK76
It would probably really depress your dogs/cats if they knew you loved all over your friends pets just as much when you see them.
Submitted June 15, 2021 at 12:25AM by lecorrele https://ift.tt/35jwPQz
As earth’s glaciers melt, the earth may become off balance, like an unbalanced tire.
Submitted June 15, 2021 at 12:26AM by LactoceTheIntolerant https://ift.tt/3wBV4Wp
Every water you drink probably have been in somebody's urine.
Submitted June 14, 2021 at 12:27AM by NoScopeJustMe https://ift.tt/2TuPlTh
A fire extinguisher is something that everyone is expected to know how to use, but nobody gets to practice with.
Submitted June 14, 2021 at 12:28AM by Captainsboot https://ift.tt/3pSDsTA
People forget that the word literally can be used figuratively
Submitted June 14, 2021 at 12:29AM by GhostFaceXV https://ift.tt/3wrMrO4
UNBLOCKING A TOILET - Dad Tip 027
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 07:07PM by EatKebab1233 https://ift.tt/3pOBCCV
How radical gardeners took back New York City
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 07:15PM by SeizeOpportunity https://ift.tt/2TS4VbR
Will Ferrell vs Aubrey Plaza
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 11:27PM by omgyoucunt https://ift.tt/3pNupmC
I'm in the hospital guys. (Please pray for me) link in comments
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 11:35PM by Typical-Shower3741 https://ift.tt/3cDS6Zm
Bo Burnham - Hey, What can you say, we're overdue, but it'll be over soon. Just wait.
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 11:36PM by Nate_Lionheart https://ift.tt/2Sx3dMH
Innocent cat denied peaches by cruel human owner
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 11:37PM by Laser-Jelly https://ift.tt/2Tps31o
IEVAN POLKKA 2021 by LOITUMA
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 11:37PM by Genelecci https://ift.tt/2Tsd5aE
OK... Let’s talk about Angelica having withdrawl symptoms!
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 11:43PM by tistick https://ift.tt/35ed6BM
When Your Best Friends With The School Shooter
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 11:44PM by LamborghiniChampagne https://ift.tt/3zosCZK
Abusive father & murderer gaslights & coaches his young daughter to build a false narrative.
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 11:48PM by PolishMusic https://ift.tt/35hTj4w
School threatens students with suspension for after school water fight. Students proceed anyway.
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 11:52PM by ScottieTheK https://ift.tt/3wkVboR
Nanking Massacre Survivor: Elderly Chinese man recalls witnessing Japanese murder his mother, baby brother, and other civilians in 1937
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 11:53PM by historyquestions23 https://ift.tt/3pR4GJX
Japanese Pillow Fighting Competition!
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 11:53PM by SeizeOpportunity https://ift.tt/3wgmJMd
G7 meeting in Cornwall. Red brigade. Occult ritual?
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 11:53PM by spdrv89 https://ift.tt/3ggS0cq
Attempting to cross SCOTLAND in a completely straight line. (PART 3: PISSED OFF FARMER)
Submitted June 14, 2021 at 12:00AM by otnavuskire https://ift.tt/35gxjqH
Prison Blues - Kenny Wayne Shepherd, with Cootie Stark & Big Daddy Pattman
Submitted June 14, 2021 at 12:12AM by wazzel2u https://ift.tt/3iAnJH2
Flying in the Sunset
Submitted June 14, 2021 at 12:14AM by Darkimba https://ift.tt/3iAnI5W
The Swedish Nature in 4K
Submitted June 14, 2021 at 12:20AM by Silent-Challenge5710 https://ift.tt/2TpkzLF
Driveway sealcoating compilation
Submitted June 14, 2021 at 12:26AM by itsOKimaProtester https://ift.tt/3vnesot
A terrific live performance by the Bleachers
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 12:22AM by jorbinky https://ift.tt/3gsv2ho
An insightful conversation with a medical worker
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 12:24AM by Rios93 https://ift.tt/3pNNViV
Twisted short film, "Snore"
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 12:35AM by SatansMoisture https://ift.tt/2SsBTza
Human Expansion Timeline Map
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 12:42AM by Sboehm4 https://ift.tt/35grTfs
How to Build a Minecraft 1.17+ FULLY Automatic Shulker Shell Farm...
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 12:47AM by CoCrAlliance https://ift.tt/3wlopnA
SHOWING OFF MY SLIPPERS & HOW SOFT THEY ARE
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 12:49AM by TheLondonLife https://ift.tt/2U3SOZt
Old infomercial on why you shouldn't illegally download
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 12:49AM by Gnodima https://ift.tt/3vjK3as
Mike Tyson puts down his sandwich to take care of Michael Johnson.
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 12:52AM by i_never_ever_learn https://ift.tt/3gi0oZb
Tinfoil hats likely help spread the 5G rather than protect from it
Submitted June 12, 2021 at 11:28PM by Samoht99 https://ift.tt/3pLnvye
When humans communicate with computers, humans must tell the computer exactly what to do for the relationship to work. When humans communicate with other humans, they must communicate indirectly for the relationship to work.
Submitted June 12, 2021 at 11:46PM by jeeptrellis https://ift.tt/3iCw9O7
If your face is what makes you who you are, nobody can know who the characters in books without illustrations are until it’s made into a movie
Submitted June 12, 2021 at 11:47PM by IWannaBeTased https://ift.tt/2TXpLql
Pride Month should’ve been in August since bride goeth before the fall.
Submitted June 12, 2021 at 11:48PM by willmcc13 https://ift.tt/3iFQty2
With the advent of social media “All the World’s a Stage” has a much more applicable, darker meaning.
“All the World’s a stage and it’s people merely players” seems much more relevant now with Instagram and Facebook existing as digital proxies for reality.
Submitted June 12, 2021 at 11:55PM by Ometzu https://ift.tt/3gsFh5l
Girls are more powerful then men.
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 12:07AM by MurkyUnderneath https://ift.tt/2TpwPMa
A full solar eclipse must really mess with all the nocturnal animals
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 12:08AM by lfcynwalfc https://ift.tt/3pOzhYP
People rarely know when they’re having the last orgasm they’ll ever have in their lives.
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 12:08AM by NorCalNavyMike https://ift.tt/2U61mPH
Weak people generally agree with each other online
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 12:10AM by SkepticDrinker https://ift.tt/3gp0SLQ
With the advances in technology, it must be harder and harder for criminals to discover hidden wires on police or nformants.
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 12:14AM by echowood https://ift.tt/3pLkLkB
The MTBF of the human heart must be about 50 years
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 12:19AM by Shmegley https://ift.tt/3iPxIIP
If someone 'Follows your directions to a t' they've only followed 60% of your directions.
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 12:19AM by BarrytheNPC https://ift.tt/3xbiQbo
Men work in construction because of their smaller pituitary glands.
Submitted June 13, 2021 at 12:25AM by MurkyUnderneath https://ift.tt/3pLSqup
TRULYTRUE TRUE, the reason Star Wars is said to mirror our future is because they go so far that they find other inverses such as those found in world of Warcraft, if SW were to be left as a running series you would have more cross overs than X-men
Submitted June 12, 2021 at 12:25AM by BdotEscro https://ift.tt/2RKT1Qq
BIGTOP BURGER: EXPO
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 11:10PM by sw4ahl https://ift.tt/3zdYujA
When the villain is also fine as hell
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 11:11PM by BDP_Podcast https://ift.tt/3izOyuV
TWO DECADES APART - Buffon played with both Senior and Junior Chiesa
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 11:13PM by Ritoban18 https://ift.tt/35aGWaa
Full Soft Girl Aesthetic Guide - How To Be a Soft Girl
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 11:15PM by AidanMourn https://ift.tt/3va8Xte
Something is Happening at Chernobyl…
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 11:18PM by DezTiny https://ift.tt/3why4f2
Owner watches his falcon kamikaze directly into truck
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 11:26PM by williepep1960 https://ift.tt/35dli5q
An incredibly strange L4D2 custom campaign
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 11:28PM by DankeroniTony https://ift.tt/3ivfE6u
James Harden Doing Work - Most Amazing Highlights So Far (2021)
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 11:29PM by Winner4789 https://ift.tt/3gfq9cD
[Minecraft] I placed 5 Minecraft blocks every day for 34 DAYS from the Youtube Comment Suggestions
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 11:31PM by PopstarBard https://ift.tt/3wj2QE6
This isn't a bedtime story..it's hell
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 11:36PM by TheEDITOR666 https://ift.tt/3iBb3jk
Fooled by Metrics (Correlation)
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 11:41PM by cybershocker455 https://ift.tt/3wkVrEC
Ebonics 101
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 11:50PM by Ganzuul https://ift.tt/3pItyUr
bathtub in rocky LVII
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 11:56PM by michaelsenpatrick https://ift.tt/3vfTUhy
can I get one shake please?
Submitted June 12, 2021 at 12:15AM by TheRealClose https://ift.tt/3zl1MSo
Socko tells us how the world works
Submitted June 12, 2021 at 12:22AM by swheedle https://ift.tt/3gdB6LC
New “Helmet” EduMercial from Denmark, pulling on their Viking heritage.
Submitted June 12, 2021 at 12:24AM by Alex011055 https://ift.tt/3iCccaa
Padres fan makes incredible foul ball catch while holding baby
Submitted June 12, 2021 at 12:24AM by Dull_Tonight https://ift.tt/3pLtYcL
Man Eats Peanut Butter
Submitted June 12, 2021 at 12:25AM by -Gavin- https://ift.tt/3gqqnfK
Indian Instagram SCAMMERS be like:
Submitted June 12, 2021 at 12:25AM by zimzim_norman https://ift.tt/3pNNW6G
Tim Minchin's '3 Minutes' | US and UK Versions At The Same Time
Submitted June 12, 2021 at 12:27AM by kermit450 https://ift.tt/3zmuTV5
3 year old with only 3 teeth gets dentures.
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 01:19AM by Fateo https://ift.tt/359IQYI
Why do you stream?
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 01:19AM by lemonsmith https://ift.tt/3iy5D8s
The mashup you didn't know you needed. "Stop and Bust a Move!"
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 01:23AM by Shadd76 https://ift.tt/3g9lWHl
The “Customer is always right” rule is store’s ways of simping to customers to buy their products
Submitted June 10, 2021 at 11:37PM by -Zayaan-taMEEM https://ift.tt/3goML9j
You feel younger(less mature) when you leave college than when you start it.
Submitted June 10, 2021 at 11:37PM by thedonp420 https://ift.tt/3vcZmSu
If you kill a cat while wearing a cat costume you are a cat killing killer cat
Submitted June 10, 2021 at 11:39PM by Stefan_119 https://ift.tt/2Tnd8Vu
People will become a statistical anomaly (like by getting hit by lightning) and get exited and suggest they enter the lottery, even thought they have a statistically smaller chance of whatever made them an anomaly AND winning the lottery.
Submitted June 10, 2021 at 11:44PM by surrenderyourmemes https://ift.tt/3iKVR3d
Older people are irritated by those "not following the rules" because their brains struggle to follow/anticipate complex behaviors of others.
And not because people become more disciplined with age.
Submitted June 10, 2021 at 11:46PM by fliguana https://ift.tt/3vfGFgO
You probably wipe your ass with the same technique as your great grandfather (or grandma).
Submitted June 10, 2021 at 11:51PM by Dick_Trickle69x https://ift.tt/3wijbsQ
If you deep fry yourself, technically you're a donut.
Submitted June 10, 2021 at 11:53PM by ProDogMan https://ift.tt/3vc9aMo
Rule 34 artists could also be part of a company that announces a new character if they were just announced and porn is fastly made with well designed art.
Submitted June 10, 2021 at 11:57PM by Astra_CosmicNova https://ift.tt/3weUqOj
Dreams are possibly ads that are personalized for us and that's why we are either content or dissatisfied experiencing them
Submitted June 10, 2021 at 11:59PM by Astra_CosmicNova https://ift.tt/3zkTY2G
If enough humans are made then there might be so many animators that animation studios can draw an entire episode in a day
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 12:00AM by O_OLookinAtYou https://ift.tt/2TO3v22
Language could've been anything if it was for different people thinking up for idea so in a different universe gibberish could be a real language and our languages could be gibberish to them
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 12:10AM by Astra_CosmicNova https://ift.tt/3xqwaZR
There is a chance that a mother and a daughter are on Tinder and you match with both of them
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 12:11AM by Ajlchase https://ift.tt/3v9YvSj
People who work in messy environments are probably better at adapting than people who work in clean environments
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 12:14AM by Unknown1352 https://ift.tt/355BoOt
Ice its jus cold wamter
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 12:17AM by Bulletproof887 https://ift.tt/3pEN58f
Belle (Beauty and the Beast) lives in a town where people look down on her for reading books.. the only patron who openly admits to going to the shop keeps borrowing his product until he finally gives it to her. Opening a book store in that town may not have been a sound business decision.
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 12:19AM by Starlit_Night https://ift.tt/2StjjqF
One thing you cannot buy is good friends.
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 12:20AM by bilawalm https://ift.tt/3zkqYbF
Thunderstorms were probably more of a problem than we realize during medieval wars.
Submitted June 11, 2021 at 12:20AM by newlife7822 https://ift.tt/3pOzyLq
I combined Regina Spektor’s “Prisoners” with an old webcomic by PlasticBrickAutomaton. They fit oddly well together.
Submitted June 10, 2021 at 01:20AM by dwhee https://ift.tt/352Bg2f
3-wheeled RV
Submitted June 10, 2021 at 01:23AM by infodawg https://ift.tt/2RCs7tU
When ERZA SCARLET get granny
Submitted June 10, 2021 at 01:23AM by liveyourlifebro https://ift.tt/2TTjtIq
Pennywise the clown never ages because he is so hopped up on adrenochrome.
Submitted June 10, 2021 at 12:03AM by Captain-Oatmeal https://ift.tt/3pCO4Wh
A lot of trolls online won't ever face consequences for their behavior and will be able to hide their sociopathy IRL
Submitted June 10, 2021 at 12:05AM by Marisa_Nya https://ift.tt/3isZbQf
There are probably more dead Jane Does than living Jane Does
Submitted June 10, 2021 at 12:06AM by Search4Spooky https://ift.tt/3v2zFny
There are more boneless wings than there are boneless wangs
Bugs (boneless invertebrates) don’t have bones in their wings, and there are a lot of bugs with wings. And even for the flying bugs with wangs, they have 2-4 wings w/o bones for every 1 wang. Take into account the fact that many winged bugs (bees, for example) are female drones with no wangs. The math is undeniable.
Submitted June 10, 2021 at 12:08AM by hulapuma https://ift.tt/3pEsbWL
TRULYTRUE TRUE, Predators and Carnivores are the planet’s way of making sure you stay within equilibrium of resources
Submitted June 10, 2021 at 12:09AM by BdotEscro https://ift.tt/3cvmbKz
TRULYTRUE TRUE, “Motherfucker” derived from “MONKEY-KNUDGER” in which it’s a person that can judge consciousness but cannot be judged themselves
Submitted June 10, 2021 at 12:14AM by BdotEscro https://ift.tt/3wb2q2O
There is no such thing as a selfless act. At the end of the day it was to satisfy your own ego, therefore, making it selfish
Submitted June 10, 2021 at 12:14AM by Shn00ple https://ift.tt/3vbM9ZY
You’re more likely to get pulled over at a stop sign for doing a complete 3 second stop, than just a few seconds
Submitted June 10, 2021 at 12:14AM by AnitaBlomaload https://ift.tt/3cxNZhw
The 'k' must feel so useless when its next to the 'n'
Submitted June 10, 2021 at 12:18AM by iNeedHealing24_7 https://ift.tt/2SlR4dz
A male's testicles, arguably one of the most important thing to continue our species, are not inside our body protected, but dangle outside vulnerable to environment.
Submitted June 10, 2021 at 12:18AM by _Black_Blizzard_ https://ift.tt/352vGNl
Groundhog Day is the sequel Scrooged.
Submitted June 10, 2021 at 12:22AM by VaughnFry https://ift.tt/3glR6Ku
If everybody has a FBI agent then half the world are FBI but they must have FBI agents so everyone is FBI
Submitted June 10, 2021 at 12:22AM by Lvl_50_Gnome_Lord892 https://ift.tt/3vbM9cq