January 2022 ~ Viral Post

Most parents of celebrities have to live knowing their kid’s nudes are widely accessible

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Submitted February 01, 2022 at 02:49AM by FaZe_poopy https://ift.tt/BqtVPy7Dx

Your brain doesn’t fully mature until you’re about 25 years old

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Submitted February 01, 2022 at 01:48AM by wafflepiezz https://ift.tt/zFSKZy90G

If a dating profile only has face pictures, there's a high chance the individual is overweight

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Submitted February 01, 2022 at 12:40AM by LewBorg https://ift.tt/KBhmTWkFq

The divorce rate among socks is absolutely ridiculous.

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Submitted February 01, 2022 at 12:41AM by pkrish10 https://ift.tt/yMi1NVc5b

Humans are willing to swim in the ocean, which is definitely full of cadavers, but won’t swim in a pool with 1 cadaver. So there is definitely a corpse to water ratio in which humans are willing to swim in.

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Submitted February 01, 2022 at 12:43AM by McChicken-Nugget https://ift.tt/Jn5tA1WEz

Your cat has all day to plot against you, and nothing better to do.

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Submitted February 01, 2022 at 12:49AM by SomethingMoreToSay https://ift.tt/hC2H7qdb5

It most have been hard for Neil Armstrong to scratch his face when he was on the moon.

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Submitted February 01, 2022 at 12:49AM by Movie_Advance_101 https://ift.tt/HZX9i1lvK

So many pistachios get wasted every day because people fail to find them amongst the empty shells.

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Submitted January 31, 2022 at 02:49AM by the_vakman https://ift.tt/0H2S4TU13

If Snow White's step mother could make a magic potion to change her appearance then she could've just made Snow White drink something that gradually darkened her skin.

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Submitted January 31, 2022 at 01:49AM by waidoo https://ift.tt/tns7h52SL

Most people genuinely don’t understand how terrifying a fully grown Hippo are.

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Submitted January 31, 2022 at 12:39AM by Blackandheavy https://ift.tt/B4DPIWMtT

Very few people are deep thinkers, most just regurgitate the opinions they have heard or read

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Submitted January 31, 2022 at 12:40AM by schadenfreudender https://ift.tt/QzyVWYk39

At an Amusement Park You Can Never Be Sure Why The Guy in the Stall Next to You is Violently Throwing Up

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Submitted January 31, 2022 at 12:46AM by Mixedbysaint https://ift.tt/TOZoxkb6f

Vampires certainly get a lot of iron in their diet

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Submitted January 31, 2022 at 12:48AM by ImKindaSlowSorry https://ift.tt/JgEmltVvH

Orange is both a taste and a color

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Submitted January 31, 2022 at 12:48AM by CoreyS6 https://ift.tt/E9hAasYem

The people who planned the most murders haven't murdered anyone but are writers for detective series

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Submitted January 30, 2022 at 02:49AM by Clec27 https://ift.tt/1sTeOX5t9

The matrix is a real-life Morpheus' memoir adapted into a film by the agents so that no one ever takes it seriously

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Submitted January 30, 2022 at 01:37AM by Patient_Management26 https://ift.tt/Gz5Y7xw8S

We are all direct descendants of the Big Bang.

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Submitted January 30, 2022 at 01:39AM by tobiastheowl https://ift.tt/9z48KPrwH

Humans have probably killed more humans than Mother Nature herself

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Submitted January 30, 2022 at 01:40AM by Avengingtheangels https://ift.tt/7LfZ1JoCV

When we colonize mars, the drinking establishments will be Mars Bars

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Submitted January 30, 2022 at 01:45AM by dumbmoney99 https://ift.tt/rguBRboif

As much as people talk about it, very few people have actually seen the tip of an iceberg

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Submitted January 30, 2022 at 01:49AM by Spare-Percentage2566 https://ift.tt/yIahlAG31

Podcasts are digital but somehow have the same controls as an analog cassette.

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Submitted January 30, 2022 at 12:48AM by Tristan_Cleveland https://ift.tt/Y71IHQFVA

If you're wearing noise-cancelling headphones and someone has to wave at you to get your attention, you have gone from being voice-activated to being motion-activated.

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Submitted January 29, 2022 at 04:45AM by SirSorgum https://ift.tt/3INiddQ

Microorganisms inside bongs get really high.

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Submitted January 29, 2022 at 03:45AM by _disengage_ https://ift.tt/3rXw4rn

Pigeons really went from important resources used for delivering mail to magic trick gimmicks and park pests.

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Submitted January 29, 2022 at 02:47AM by AppleberryJames https://ift.tt/3G9U6V9

Being stupid is the same as being dead because it's only painful for other people

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Submitted January 29, 2022 at 01:44AM by ZombieTheRogue https://ift.tt/3AGc4NL

Most people will see more foreign countries in pictures than they will in person

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Submitted January 29, 2022 at 12:48AM by Antscannabis https://ift.tt/3rbQbTD

The most fuel efficient vehicle wouldn’t have brakes.

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Submitted January 28, 2022 at 04:48AM by Rekkukk https://ift.tt/35zNCT3

We sit right behind an exploding box hurtling us plus over 3k lbs of metal faster than the fastest animal and think nothing of the fact we can stop it all with the tap of a toe.

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Submitted January 28, 2022 at 03:49AM by freecain https://ift.tt/3r6I7Dz

2/22/22 could've been a Two-sday.

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Submitted January 28, 2022 at 02:46AM by windam1992 https://ift.tt/3rT3LdH

If you buy really nice clothes for a homeless person people are gonna be less willing to give them money

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Submitted January 28, 2022 at 01:46AM by thescoobymike https://ift.tt/3o4wFGK

If you went to the Moon with a Guinness World Records judge, you could set a ton of new records.

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Submitted January 28, 2022 at 12:43AM by Majorhavoc01 https://ift.tt/3G6RV4J

The Flash still probably procrastinates.

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Since everything the Flash does is experienced in normal time for him stuff like doing the dishes is still an obnoxious chore despite it seeming like only taking a second to others.

Submitted January 27, 2022 at 03:38AM by GandalfsHairyTaint https://ift.tt/3IH9udm

You're probably in some random people's camera roll, in the background of a picture.

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Submitted January 27, 2022 at 03:43AM by 7th_Spectrum https://ift.tt/3G3SM6a

Being a serial killer used to be so easy.

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Submitted January 27, 2022 at 03:44AM by SIK1415 https://ift.tt/34eci2o

The fact that most people would rather be sleeping than awake is proof enough they would choose to stay in the Matrix

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Submitted January 27, 2022 at 02:46AM by EridanusVoid https://ift.tt/3G4wGQT

We do have the ability to regenerate our health, it just doesn't work like the way it does in video games.

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Submitted January 27, 2022 at 01:50AM by brandondsantos https://ift.tt/3AwVGPL

Milk is the broth when you eat cereal.

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Submitted January 27, 2022 at 12:37AM by Meme_Investor https://ift.tt/3ICs5XS

It's a shame we can't see moonbows at night when it rains...

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Submitted January 26, 2022 at 04:47AM by pm_your_masterpiece https://ift.tt/3H4p81M

Every decision, Every choice you make in life is out of free will but only to your past or present self. But for your future self, it's a predestined path that they walked without knowing.

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Submitted January 26, 2022 at 03:39AM by Kyro_Sol https://ift.tt/3fV1eKj

There most definitely are singles in your area

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Submitted January 26, 2022 at 02:50AM by nelsonic1990 https://ift.tt/32vAtsL

The water you drink was most likely already drank by someone else before you

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Submitted January 26, 2022 at 01:48AM by FlameN0ir https://ift.tt/33IVsZX

Different parts of the universe can have completely different natural laws

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There are phenomenons on earth that we can barely explain. Just imagine what’s going on 2 galaxies over

Submitted January 26, 2022 at 12:46AM by Dmtaylor7 https://ift.tt/3o0eilY

Cryptocurrencies are going to be the dot com bubble burst for the 2020’s.

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With the exception of a handful they are simply a pyramid scheme. They have no value.

Submitted January 25, 2022 at 05:49AM by PumpingFeFe https://ift.tt/3KDBro1

Tom Felton and Jack Gleason both played evil blonde young characters in big franchises, are yet reportedly extremely nice, and mostly retired from acting

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Submitted January 25, 2022 at 03:48AM by TIFUstorytime https://ift.tt/35a6vvk

We never watched our parents grow up, we only watched them grow old.

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This is unless if the parent is not yet an adult.

Submitted January 25, 2022 at 02:47AM by Certified_Cichlid https://ift.tt/3nTiwM8

There’s a fine line between bravery and stupidity

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Submitted January 25, 2022 at 01:48AM by Long-Improvement-894 https://ift.tt/346HMI0

If there was a pill for a few hundred $ that could give you the power to snap your fingers at someone and kill them, most people would oppose it being widely available. But a firearms give you more or less that same power for a few hundred bucks. Except a squeeze instead of a snap.

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Submitted January 25, 2022 at 12:49AM by Jimithyashford https://ift.tt/3nVtyk3

Cutting one's head off is really cutting one's body off

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Submitted January 24, 2022 at 04:43AM by treestick https://ift.tt/3rCsUZK

Professor X was killed and his mind was put into another body but winds up paralyzed again! That’s messed up!

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Submitted January 24, 2022 at 03:49AM by SpacemanSpiff6962 https://ift.tt/3FYgYqq

If you can go to South Sudan you can do the thing you cand do if you can do it

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Submitted January 24, 2022 at 02:45AM by Icantthinkofaname678 https://ift.tt/33CaOPW

If you distrust a person and test him/her (check phone or try to trap) then you are judged not on your distrust or your methods, but on whether or not the person passed the test.

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Submitted January 24, 2022 at 01:46AM by goss_reller https://ift.tt/3qTnqe8

Fart is the soul of the food you eat

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Submitted January 24, 2022 at 12:49AM by Mysterious_Unit3970 https://ift.tt/3nRKvMd

Most convenience fees are actually inconvenience fees.

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Submitted January 23, 2022 at 04:44AM by ajsecmp2 https://ift.tt/3qPvrkk

If everything around you would suddenly be twice as big as normal, but you also became twice as big. you probably wouldn't even notice

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Submitted January 23, 2022 at 03:43AM by ToggleHD https://ift.tt/3nLmYg0

There could be four dimensional beings all around you, at every passing moment of your life, and you wouldn't know.

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Submitted January 23, 2022 at 02:49AM by cycl0ne____ https://ift.tt/3IsRWBp

Cleaning staff in hotels (and probably moreso in motels) are in constant danger of walking directly into crazy people's lives

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Submitted January 23, 2022 at 01:46AM by SexyTimeDoe https://ift.tt/3FZqObS

In the first star wars the talk about the exhaust port being only about 2 feet wide, meaning that they use the imperial system despite being in a highly advanced society.

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Submitted January 23, 2022 at 12:44AM by Haboos_World https://ift.tt/3KzO5og

Very surprised Cracker Jack didn’t go the way of Aunt Jemima

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Submitted January 22, 2022 at 03:03AM by PalmSpringsKiki https://ift.tt/33DQnlu

Barstool Sports is what Entertainment 720 from Parks and Rec wanted to be

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Submitted January 22, 2022 at 01:55AM by sports_dude96 https://ift.tt/3IrAgpT

The stereotypical beer drinker is lazy or stupid while Whisky is often depicted to be drank by smart business men. So in the process of making Beer to Whisky there is somewhere a middleground for just an average person.

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Submitted January 22, 2022 at 12:31AM by Toxic_Smoke244 https://ift.tt/3tTkqR3

Modern life is odd and unnatural in many aspects, but people don’t realize it

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Submitted January 22, 2022 at 12:36AM by No-Ask-9748 https://ift.tt/3qMEdj1

Kids might get pink eye more often than adults because they are in prime blasting gas height

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Submitted January 22, 2022 at 12:40AM by Korietnam https://ift.tt/3ItHSsa

Daytime sleeping feels so much better than nighttime sleeping.

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Submitted January 22, 2022 at 12:42AM by sam_e5 https://ift.tt/3Iqrvwl

Birds do not know why they can fly and fishes do not know why they can swim.

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Submitted January 22, 2022 at 12:43AM by astronishiyo https://ift.tt/3IvbXaJ

A google search for your life would really come in handy.

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Submitted January 21, 2022 at 04:48AM by Rockel1117 https://ift.tt/3GMRcqv

Once roads are no longer needed there is going to be a shit ton of more land to develop

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Submitted January 21, 2022 at 03:49AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/3rDkJfL

From a topological protective, humans are shaped like doughnuts and our stomachs are on the outside of our body.

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Submitted January 21, 2022 at 02:49AM by brunieroo https://ift.tt/33CFwYT

If mosquitoes tend to like you, your body would probably decompose faster if you die in the woods

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Submitted January 21, 2022 at 01:49AM by BallzDeep_Anxiety https://ift.tt/3qHOrB7

There are dogs whom understand more of a foreign language than you

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Submitted January 21, 2022 at 12:50AM by ethanhopps https://ift.tt/33zqkM8

If humans were no so cruel to one another, prison could be a pretty sweet gig.

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Submitted January 20, 2022 at 04:47AM by CharlesEcheeze https://ift.tt/33PJeym

The main reason people buy socks isn't because people wear through them. It's because they lose half of them.

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Submitted January 20, 2022 at 03:46AM by That_Guy2847 https://ift.tt/3GOzPFK

If you just think of food that's been left out as dry aged, it doesn't seem so bad

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Submitted January 20, 2022 at 02:50AM by Omgzjustin https://ift.tt/3qHef0c

Black bars on the sides of the screen are seen as ugly and annoying, but black bars at the top and bottom are seen as cool and cinematic.

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Submitted January 20, 2022 at 01:33AM by Broskfisken https://ift.tt/3IAJPmH

Any of the top 1% could easily buy the Epipen company, hold it, and drop the price for us if they wanted to.

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Submitted January 20, 2022 at 12:49AM by lolwtftheyrealltaken https://ift.tt/3FIL0yt

Living cows are raw meat.

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Submitted January 19, 2022 at 04:47AM by invalid_credentials https://ift.tt/32eH2js

It’s wild to think so much of what we produce and consume is not compostable or recyclable.

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All this junk will outlast us ad individuals and a species.

Submitted January 19, 2022 at 03:47AM by bullshtr https://ift.tt/3rBqFpU

Taking into consideration how big the universe is there has to be a penis shaped asteroid just floating around somewhere in space

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Submitted January 19, 2022 at 02:48AM by Rupertii https://ift.tt/33nFdBq

There’s a good chance you’re wearing the same glasses frame the other people with your insurance have.

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Submitted January 19, 2022 at 01:49AM by Extremossss https://ift.tt/3tI1xjI

After vomit feels better than pre-vomit

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Submitted January 19, 2022 at 12:48AM by COZYCARD https://ift.tt/3GHgiqM

Everything revolves around rotation

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Submitted January 18, 2022 at 02:49AM by rocksofiron https://ift.tt/3qxlfg5

Women still complain about their periods even though the semicolon came out more than five centuries go

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Submitted January 18, 2022 at 01:49AM by mandalorian-22 https://ift.tt/34Zr9yl

Ask not for whom the Baja blasts, it blasts for thee.

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Submitted January 18, 2022 at 12:35AM by OneCalledProphet https://ift.tt/3nyWJcE

All male virgins by default have touched a vagina at least once in their life...

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Submitted January 18, 2022 at 12:37AM by CriticalCow6374 https://ift.tt/327FQhL

If tomato is a fruit then ketchup is a smoothie

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Submitted January 18, 2022 at 12:41AM by umberto_pagano https://ift.tt/3FIPBkk

If you touch eyeballs with someone else, your brains technically touched…

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Why does that gross me out so much

Submitted January 18, 2022 at 12:41AM by Altruistic-Aspect-23 https://ift.tt/3nBsvpg

Eye drops have braille code on them

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Submitted January 18, 2022 at 12:42AM by PM-Me-YourFeet-Pls https://ift.tt/3rpHfsG

The ASPCA wouldn’t need to ask for more and more money if they did 30 second commercials instead of 2 minute commercials.

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2 minute commercials can’t be cheap.

Submitted January 17, 2022 at 02:34AM by AmerisaurausRex https://ift.tt/3qHij0J

if π is infinite then there is an encrypted biography of all the people who have lived and who will live

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Submitted January 17, 2022 at 02:37AM by Sad_Hadvar https://ift.tt/3fsAlxh

The first ever conflict between the first two human tribes was the WWI

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Submitted January 17, 2022 at 02:39AM by Zen_21 https://ift.tt/3nvvgZg

Vegans never asked for plant based meat

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Submitted January 17, 2022 at 02:45AM by LennerKetty https://ift.tt/3nsMDKg

The more languages you speak the harder it is to go somewhere and be able to tune out the people talking around you.

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Submitted January 17, 2022 at 02:46AM by aguynamedbry https://ift.tt/3FyEhqE

We'll know if a guy had a vasectomy if one of his ears was clipped similar to how veterinarians clipped pets' ears when they're neutered or spayed.

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Submitted January 17, 2022 at 01:49AM by MaChao20 https://ift.tt/3ts0HYm

Most therapists become therapists because they need a therapist

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Submitted January 17, 2022 at 12:48AM by operator139 https://ift.tt/3A6wXRS

We are closer to 2070 than to 1970

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Submitted January 16, 2022 at 02:44AM by limacharley https://ift.tt/3nx0gIi

One of the biggest challenges of every movie is keeping the list of people involved in the production to include them in the credits scene

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Submitted January 16, 2022 at 02:44AM by iki_kelime https://ift.tt/3fqzih8

A computer mouse has its cable in the front, but a keyboard has its in the rear, yet both cables come out in the same direction.

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Submitted January 16, 2022 at 02:47AM by CubedCharlie https://ift.tt/34VwqqE

Betty White was older than MLK, but these black and white photos got people thinking he’s ancient

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Submitted January 16, 2022 at 02:50AM by GroundbreakingAd7855 https://ift.tt/3rg2z3u

If we had 100% perfect memories we could re-watch movies anytime we wanted.

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Submitted January 16, 2022 at 01:48AM by ChrisDeBruyne27 https://ift.tt/3qungto

Every number system has 10 different numbers

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Take for example hexadecimal (0-9 a-f), it has 16 different numbers. How would the number 16 be represented in hexadecimal? Exactly, 10. Same applies for binary and any other number system.

Submitted January 16, 2022 at 12:46AM by AceKiron https://ift.tt/3fuJ161

It’s more likely to win the sperm race then winning the lotery

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Submitted January 16, 2022 at 12:47AM by MithrandirElessar https://ift.tt/3qy0Doa

Humankind are born to do three things: self-preservation, resource acquisition, and replication. We are not born to be happy. Realize that and try to be happy when you do what are you born to do.

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Submitted January 15, 2022 at 04:47AM by california_puppy https://ift.tt/3GyTzNm

If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything.

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Submitted January 15, 2022 at 03:48AM by redbeardatx https://ift.tt/3tuvofE

There is a good chance your pet’s hair has traveled to more places than you’ll ever go.

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Submitted January 15, 2022 at 02:50AM by zThrice https://ift.tt/3KnRHcS

we like dad jokes because they are in nature docile and domesticated, just like we want our actual dads to be like

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Submitted January 15, 2022 at 01:50AM by Deep-Room6932 https://ift.tt/3zWQ1lK

You will fall if you don't hold what holds you

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Submitted January 15, 2022 at 12:48AM by IllustriousIsopod141 https://ift.tt/3qpfgdb

Transparent PNGs would make a great NFTs.

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Most PNG images are fake, they don't actually downloaded as transparent when you right-click and save it. You must visit the website, enjoy some ads, and hit that download button. There's no pirate way to download real transparent PNGs. Which makes them NFT-able.

Submitted January 14, 2022 at 05:48AM by BirchDesktop471 https://ift.tt/34U1ya9

Reheated steak will always be slightly more over cooked than you like it

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Submitted January 14, 2022 at 04:48AM by Extension_Island_913 https://ift.tt/34PkeaV

In under a minute you move more than you’ll ever walk, run, bike, drive, or fly combined, just from the earth floating in space.

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Submitted January 14, 2022 at 03:47AM by Xoliechair https://ift.tt/3GrRzql

Being born is a death sentence

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Submitted January 14, 2022 at 02:49AM by CryptographerNaive40 https://ift.tt/33tCO7M

You’ll sit there not thinking about anything then think about how you’re not thinking about anything and end up thinking about not thinking about anything

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Submitted January 14, 2022 at 01:45AM by Mikefitz101 https://ift.tt/3I03FHy

Not everything is free…

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We pay it all off in our taxes

Submitted January 14, 2022 at 12:48AM by Dish-Consistent https://ift.tt/31WNpYp

you can't leave your comfort zone if you always bring it with you

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Submitted January 13, 2022 at 07:40AM by kingkemical https://ift.tt/339nD3Y

Elmo really comes to life when he gets fisted.

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Submitted January 13, 2022 at 07:45AM by Casual_Importance https://ift.tt/3Frb7cW

The distinction between pet and wild animal seems to be about how much damage/death that animal could dish out if we lost control of it.

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Submitted January 13, 2022 at 07:48AM by chili81 https://ift.tt/3FlsI67

Submitted January 13, 2022 at 06:42AM by NoHypeX https://ift.tt/3nlQhFA

It's a good thing that console games don't have ads that cover your entire screen in the middle of gameplay unlike most mobile games

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Submitted January 13, 2022 at 06:42AM by imamuffin18 https://ift.tt/33fgWgv

you csnt tickle yourself like someone else is able to tickle you But you can madterbate to completion by hand ( and likley a lot better than if someone else tried it the way you're doing it)

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Submitted January 12, 2022 at 06:50AM by ManOfManifest https://ift.tt/3FwcmrD

If keyboards were initially designed with the arrow keys on the left, we might have been using those instead of WASD.

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Submitted January 12, 2022 at 06:50AM by bdgamer08 https://ift.tt/3rbZvp3

Dogs hate vacuum cleaners not just because of their noise, but because it’s sucking up all of the scents they’re used to. It’s like a loud, scent-destroying machine to them that seems like it’s chasing them down.

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Submitted January 12, 2022 at 05:30AM by dezwatz https://ift.tt/3zOSqPb

For some the quality of the nap is proportional to the amount of drooling on the pillow

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Submitted January 12, 2022 at 05:38AM by RedpilledChris https://ift.tt/34BTt9H

Snakes don't know sound exist.

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Because they are deaf, and snakes.

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Submitted January 12, 2022 at 02:45AM by dodoug https://ift.tt/3zOP66O

It's totally possible that you can have an intense argument with a stranger online and then randomly pass by them on the street somewhere, and be completely unaware.

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Submitted January 10, 2022 at 04:47AM by ejsfsc07 https://ift.tt/3F9S8nk

Elevators are the closest experience we get to a teleporter (if you don't look too much into its mechanics of course)

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Submitted January 10, 2022 at 03:43AM by Helius1108 https://ift.tt/3ncgWVr

Some people pay more for a car without a roof, but pays extra just for the car to have a roof.

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idk if i said this right

Submitted January 10, 2022 at 02:44AM by croco_chomp https://ift.tt/3FaNDZt

technically, the whole OnlyFans concept of taking pictures of yourself and selling it for profit was invented by Stan Lee in the Spider-Man comics...

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Submitted January 09, 2022 at 03:49AM by LoreMaster00 https://ift.tt/3GewYFN

Choosing a birthday card for somebody in hospital is more difficult than usual, because anything relating to having a great day is not exactly appropriate.

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Submitted January 09, 2022 at 02:49AM by Scallywagstv2 https://ift.tt/3HPPHHY

There are people in the world who have never seen a squirrel. If you told them to imagine a squirrel, they wouldn't know where to begin without an internet search.

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Submitted January 07, 2022 at 05:50AM by terriblehashtags https://ift.tt/3t45z5z

The concept of money doesn’t work out that well in a high tech society. It’s hard to tell how much knowledge, work or skill went into creating something.

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It’s also difficult to discern the outcomes of various tech endeavors.

Submitted January 07, 2022 at 04:49AM by TryingtoGetWell28 https://ift.tt/3JNXgkh

The amount of Money a movie makes at the box office is more indicative of how good its marketing was than how good it actually is

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Submitted January 07, 2022 at 03:33AM by MainstreamAcceptance https://ift.tt/3t36Nhy

If Reversing aging becomes possible like Harvard's Dr. Sinclair thinks is possible . . .Michael Jordan is gonna make the NBA exciting again

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Submitted January 07, 2022 at 03:49AM by Catch11 https://ift.tt/3zyAlon

When you’re trying to sleep, a soft occasional noise is annoying but when you add much louder constant noise over top of that to cover it up you sleep right away.

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Submitted January 06, 2022 at 08:46AM by birdoutofwater https://ift.tt/3HBxqy8

Submitted January 06, 2022 at 12:47AM by Bobby_bayia https://ift.tt/3pXbqYH

As males we never really ‘scratch’ our balls it’s more of a pinch n rub method that no one teaches us and we just learn it by ourselves

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Submitted January 03, 2022 at 12:50AM by pepsiMaxCherry42069 https://ift.tt/3FPYb1d

Of all of the fruit flavored/scented things out there, citrus flavors/scents like orange and lemon are the most accurate.

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Submitted January 02, 2022 at 05:50AM by Shutupcatlady https://ift.tt/3eMpayM

Not only have we all been in the same room as our parents whilst they engaged in sexual activity (when pregnant) but we have technically also participated in it as we were inside our mothers womb

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Submitted January 02, 2022 at 01:47AM by ailbhe-caterina https://ift.tt/3qIqWGL

When Betty White was 49 y/o she still had 50 y left to live.

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