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You can hide a microSD in your foreskin
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Submitted April 01, 2022 at 02:36AM by britishpianoboi https://ift.tt/zIULi...
The problem with child actors being bad at acting starts with writing for them in ways children would never actually react in the first place.
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Submitted April 01, 2022 at 01:52AM by aldorayn https://ift.tt/Nni65...
There is rarely ever an original thought.
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Birds that speak have accents.
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The amount of weird/amazing videos that we see on the internet is nothing compared to the amount of weird/amazing stuff that happens without it being recorded.
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Submitted March 31, 2022 at 03:41AM by SuperDizz https://ift.tt/BzLKY...
It's acceptable to announce a pregnancy but awkward to talk about a pregnancy scare.
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Submitted March 31, 2022 at 02:48AM by CasualClyde https://ift.tt/QtW9R...
Bet Will Smith wouldn't have done anything if Dwayne Johnson or Joe Rogan was up front at the Oscars.
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Submitted March 31, 2022 at 01:52AM by floydhenderson https://ift.tt/iC7oN...
There are some things in life you can always acquire for free…like doormats.
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Submitted March 31, 2022 at 12:42AM by shinysohyun https://ift.tt/DwUFy...
we always use a knife with a fork but never with a spoon.
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Submitted March 30, 2022 at 04:50AM by juandi987 https://ift.tt/81Cau...
In the Wild West, when people got in arguments they often pointed guns at each other. In the Modern West when people get in arguments, they point phone cameras at each other.
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Submitted March 30, 2022 at 03:45AM by blahshevik https://ift.tt/7xyct...
blind people see just as much of John Cena as the rest of us
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Submitted March 30, 2022 at 02:47AM by listentomybeans https://ift.tt/HDnGV...
All governments are oligarchies in the end, as everything from republics to monarchies still rely on the rich and powerful few to fund their campaigns
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Submitted March 30, 2022 at 01:49AM by Piggus_Porkus_ https://ift.tt/oWjf0...
'Badass' is a compliment yet people find it offensive
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Submitted March 30, 2022 at 12:50AM by chicken_is_no_weapon https://ift.tt/p7d9O...
Sperm donations is quasi-prostitution
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Submitted March 29, 2022 at 04:45AM by owarner40 https://ift.tt/9kSGP...
The slap will probably lead to a lot of entitled copycats slapping workers in restaurants or stores when they don't get their way.
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Submitted March 29, 2022 at 03:47AM by I_am_unique6435 https://ift.tt/S1wYT...
Tech support is convinced that you're a moron just by asking them a question.
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Submitted March 29, 2022 at 02:49AM by SplashbackDeuce https://ift.tt/cowW4...
We should be grateful that farts aren’t contagious like yawns
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If the Titanic hadn’t recked, the Titanic Movie wouldn’t exist
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Submitted March 29, 2022 at 12:50AM by Wubanna https://ift.tt/YgsqS...
Insanity is self medicating , expecting dopamine, and then running out as you ought to have predicted
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Submitted March 28, 2022 at 04:42AM by the_muffin https://ift.tt/EAti6...
By treating corporations with the same rights as people, people have been forced to turn into corporations to survive.
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Submitted March 28, 2022 at 03:50AM by micahld https://ift.tt/GVCHJ...
By the definition of the word, a horse with horseshoes on is a cyborg
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Submitted March 28, 2022 at 02:48AM by YoungBeef03 https://ift.tt/vuT2j...
Knight, Rogue, Mage is fantasy Rock, Paper, Scissors
Mages can kill knights easy enough(fireball, lightning, etc). But they can't kill what they don't see, like a rogue's dagger. The rogue sneaks up and stabs the unarmored wizard. But a dinky little knife is next to useless against a knight's plate armor and sword.
Submitted March 28, 2022 at 01:49AM by ImperialLizardman https://ift.tt/3q5Xb...
When you occupy a country, it is not an invasion, it is a special military operation
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Submitted March 28, 2022 at 12:44AM by boopkilla https://ift.tt/Gi2Cf...
Gordon Ramsey coming to your restaurant is either your biggest dream or your worst nightmare.
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Submitted March 27, 2022 at 03:48AM by hazlejungle0 https://ift.tt/hOmUP...
Those that make cancer-drugs probably want more people to get cancer...
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Submitted March 27, 2022 at 02:49AM by TheBravan https://ift.tt/7SaC3...
Condoms are both dildos and flesh-lights
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Submitted March 27, 2022 at 01:37AM by Sophai_Scribblez https://ift.tt/K6QCX...
super heroes made from fire can never enjoy a medium rare steak
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Submitted March 27, 2022 at 01:47AM by Strange-Glove https://ift.tt/Pu0MZ...
That piece gum that you swallowed 7 years ago was just digested
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Submitted March 27, 2022 at 12:49AM by Shoemen17 https://ift.tt/OpWjL...
The continuous cycle of life.
What if every destruction is creation of something, just to show us that there is life even in death.
Submitted March 26, 2022 at 03:46AM by adudeinboxershorts https://ift.tt/6VZtB...
Dogs will be more intelligent far into the future
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Submitted March 26, 2022 at 03:48AM by dhyeyjoshi https://ift.tt/x64ZM...
If ur son-in-law is a lawyer, you actually have a son… in law
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Submitted March 26, 2022 at 03:49AM by Silverking101215 https://ift.tt/Ctphw...
Kids who don't learn their parents' language well take the biggest part in evolving a language.
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Submitted March 26, 2022 at 02:49AM by KidCatComix https://ift.tt/WJh5b...
Wet dreams would have been much better named sticky or crusty dreams depending on how long after you wake from them.
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Submitted March 26, 2022 at 01:49AM by allthekos https://ift.tt/8sCti...
If ghost are real, all your ancestors and dead relatives are jealous of what you get to jerkoff to.
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Submitted March 26, 2022 at 12:47AM by FaxTimeMachine https://ift.tt/ZDY2p...
Superheros love to level New York City and then just go on like nothing happened.
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Submitted March 25, 2022 at 04:48AM by PreparedForAnalSex https://ift.tt/ZuhqH...
If you move a brain from 1 body to a new body is that a brain transplant or a body transplant
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Submitted March 25, 2022 at 03:49AM by ThisLeek8 https://ift.tt/HBGjK...
Nativespeakerism: why are students/institutes so obsessed?
Why would you pay to talk to a native speaker when you can do that for free on apps like Couchsurfing, even Reddit; there are thousands of them!
Pay to have classes with a teacher, instead; no matter their nationality.
Submitted March 25, 2022 at 01:49AM by RowOutrageous5186 https://ift.tt/5cmsw...
There are probably a lot of actors that went through drastic physical changes and didn’t even end up landing the role, but we just never hear about them
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Submitted March 25, 2022 at 12:50AM by Renegade257 https://ift.tt/4QSW6...
Data about a person makes more money than the person.
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Submitted March 24, 2022 at 01:43AM by OrganicDumpsterJuice https://ift.tt/4hcYQ...
If sneezing suddenly disappeared, it would probably take a while for people to notice
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Submitted March 24, 2022 at 01:43AM by DareToDaredevil https://ift.tt/OJo9F...
A small, off-centered logo on the front of your shirt looks good, but it if were on the back of your shirt it would look weird
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Submitted March 24, 2022 at 01:44AM by fishslayer1995 https://ift.tt/Rws1a...
Your inner narrator shuts up if you read something fast enough.
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Submitted March 24, 2022 at 01:47AM by AbsolutMayhem2u https://ift.tt/ybDXd...
Many criminals are optimists. They think they won’t get caught!
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Submitted March 24, 2022 at 01:48AM by timcharper https://ift.tt/xBIrQ...
If Russia is so concerned about Nazis in Ukraine, why aren't they concerned about the concentration camps in China?
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Submitted March 24, 2022 at 01:49AM by SeriouslySlyGuy https://ift.tt/jUY0a...
All fictional dystopian regimes ban sex
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Submitted March 24, 2022 at 12:47AM by Witty_Pop_3587 https://ift.tt/5D2te...
On a planet with humans being the main race, we are fighting for HUMAN rights.
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Submitted March 23, 2022 at 04:42AM by DannyDevitoArmy https://ift.tt/g6cqZ...
There is nothing quite like the feeling of another human being purposefully taking what is yours.
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Submitted March 23, 2022 at 04:47AM by justforkickssake https://ift.tt/IVD9Z...
Parenting isn’t an 18-year sentence. It’s a life sentence with the possibility of parole after 20 years. You’re never really free again.
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Submitted March 23, 2022 at 04:49AM by Tiredtruckermomma https://ift.tt/c4f2B...
There's two games, released multiple generation of consoles, both these games are the 5th installment of a series and being used as cash cows since they are some of the most beloved games. elder scrolls 6 and Gta 6
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Submitted March 23, 2022 at 03:46AM by HarrowDread https://ift.tt/5CxZv...
Advanced AI could be sentient but simply unable to communicate its own thoughts
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Submitted March 23, 2022 at 01:47AM by wt_anonymous https://ift.tt/ePNdQ...
Cavemen never knew the feeling of having to pee really bad. They could just pee wherever, whenever.
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Submitted March 23, 2022 at 12:47AM by CFCBeanoMike https://ift.tt/ncs21...
The world's most famous chef is from a country that considers beans on toast a delicacy.
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Submitted March 22, 2022 at 03:48AM by Mutant_Llama1 https://ift.tt/VtXG5...
In the same way that random people are in the background of your photos, you’re the random person in the background of more photos than you’ll ever realize.
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Submitted March 22, 2022 at 03:49AM by BiAdventureTime https://ift.tt/5ixzE...
One day there will be more dead users than living users on social media
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Submitted March 22, 2022 at 02:49AM by ryanjusttalking https://ift.tt/QJpC7...
Everything on earth is limited.
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Submitted March 22, 2022 at 02:49AM by SidneyRL https://ift.tt/7NUfa...
It’d probably be easier to divvy up land if we could just toggle on and off ‘show chunk borders’ and could see coordinates in our vision at all times
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Submitted March 22, 2022 at 01:47AM by ItzFairyGrace https://ift.tt/mQSIE...
The most dangerous thing to be is alive.
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Submitted March 22, 2022 at 12:50AM by whogotthekeys2mybima https://ift.tt/IHpKo...
Spree killers replaced serial killers because of the proliferation of smart phones and CCTV
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Submitted March 21, 2022 at 04:49AM by violentorifice https://ift.tt/tKZI3...
Oil changes in the cars movies are the same as changing diapers in real life
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Submitted March 21, 2022 at 03:40AM by lightingmcqueentowel https://ift.tt/uQvth...
We are all microbes in a giant cosmic beings guts we can't perceive and the Great Attractor is actually him evacuating
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Submitted March 21, 2022 at 02:50AM by grephantom https://ift.tt/5QwLm...
Most even numbers are not prime.
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Submitted March 21, 2022 at 01:50AM by BambiLoveSick https://ift.tt/6xdzX...
Humans are vampires to maple trees
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Submitted March 21, 2022 at 12:49AM by JCRiotz https://ift.tt/dICiZ...
Balancing is actually an excuse showing how greedy people are to get things as much as possible
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Submitted March 20, 2022 at 04:49AM by Ds641P72wrL358H https://ift.tt/nd1vE...
If you were the world's greatest liar no one would know
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Submitted March 20, 2022 at 03:48AM by dwdancelover24 https://ift.tt/fwqLu...
The Spartans were only fearless because they thought they'd get a lavish afterlife
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Submitted March 20, 2022 at 02:48AM by MatterEnough9656 https://ift.tt/FY8sP...
Getting a good night sleep is the human form of clearing cache and cookies.
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Submitted March 20, 2022 at 01:50AM by johnny_mclovin https://ift.tt/BiKkV...
People can tell what you’re attracted to based on who you date
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Submitted March 20, 2022 at 12:48AM by Impossible-Head2121 https://ift.tt/6kprH...
The moon is quite small and pretty close, it's also huge and really far away
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Submitted March 19, 2022 at 02:46AM by fsdylan https://ift.tt/GSu3d...
If all countries stopped printing money, society would cease to function.
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Submitted March 19, 2022 at 02:46AM by Volikand https://ift.tt/4o31d...
It is always better to eat an egg than a chick
The calories in the egg are used to make the chick. But eating the chick is better once it has eaten grain and grown past the caloric value of an egg
Submitted March 19, 2022 at 02:46AM by lavishsuperscript https://ift.tt/KOitV...
A leg of a multi-legged creature must be doing quite a crappy job for them to need so many to be walkable.
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Submitted March 19, 2022 at 02:48AM by nit-rite https://ift.tt/7fgUl...
Any pornography you can give two thumbs up to, probably wasn't very good.
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Submitted March 19, 2022 at 01:47AM by sean0883 https://ift.tt/12qOc...
Nude beaches are a thing but people might also enjoy nude parks for more recreational type activities
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Submitted March 19, 2022 at 01:47AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/kGp5f...
Whistles are a weapon.
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Submitted March 19, 2022 at 12:49AM by Thumbs0fDestiny https://ift.tt/L8Q4E...
Copying the Amazonian society seems to be more popular than creating a new fictional single gender based society.
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Submitted March 18, 2022 at 04:49AM by Box_Pirate https://ift.tt/e5MPc...
Classical music is the only genre where the only listenable songs are almost exclusively cover songs
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Submitted March 18, 2022 at 03:50AM by Ogygia-Juice1234 https://ift.tt/pjKMV...
Pompeii sounds better in an Irish accent
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Submitted March 18, 2022 at 02:49AM by Spartici https://ift.tt/G57q0...
Bats are great listeners.
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People wjo a5e in prisoon for 50 years dont' know hoe moddderncworld funcions
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Submitted March 18, 2022 at 12:50AM by UnluckyStrategy8 https://ift.tt/WHN2K...
Imagining evil people with eternal hiccups makes them a lot less scary.
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Submitted March 17, 2022 at 04:47AM by fwilliams13 https://ift.tt/DUlyk...
The world's longest curly fry can only come from the world's largest potatoe
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Submitted March 17, 2022 at 03:49AM by Eatyourbrain83 https://ift.tt/S5PlY...
A visually impaired Paralympic runner is only as fast as their guide runner.
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Submitted March 17, 2022 at 02:50AM by StatusApp https://ift.tt/gqeJ9...
The fact that there have been talking gorillas is really not something that gets enough attention.
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Gingerbread men live in a house made out of flesh
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Submitted March 17, 2022 at 12:48AM by OGKontroversy https://ift.tt/lRjOI...
Throwing up, throwing down, and throwing are three very different things
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Submitted March 16, 2022 at 02:35AM by Credible_titan43 https://ift.tt/c23wr...
Everyone's a minority in SOME setting.
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Submitted March 16, 2022 at 02:40AM by ejsfsc07 https://ift.tt/e31KV...
You and everyone around you is walking around with turds inside of them.
All of the time.
Submitted March 16, 2022 at 02:40AM by EchoTwice https://ift.tt/snfmN...
If the Olympics were to choose any person from the participating countries at random it would the closest to a Hunger Games we could get
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Submitted March 16, 2022 at 02:42AM by howdareyoulive https://ift.tt/KxwzN...
Companies use paper straws to help the environment but they’re putting the straw in a big plastic cup
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Submitted March 16, 2022 at 02:45AM by Xpertshinobi334 https://ift.tt/Tg5yi...
Grimes just turned Elon into the only person with both the resources and motivation to be a real life joker
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Submitted March 16, 2022 at 01:49AM by jerry4204960 https://ift.tt/f91PD...
There is underwear and outerwear but no midwear
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Submitted March 16, 2022 at 12:49AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/Qd8Io...
Doughnuts have two insides
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Submitted March 15, 2022 at 03:30AM by normalneighbor https://ift.tt/EdKeo...
You have never seen the present
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Submitted March 15, 2022 at 03:37AM by kiyotaka-6 https://ift.tt/iJjMS...
Life is a sprint but hope makes it seem like a long run.
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Submitted March 15, 2022 at 03:42AM by QuantumNeutrality https://ift.tt/90nr8...
In times of conflict, rather than stopping youngsters from leaving, It makes more sense to ask people over 60 to stay and fight. They have lived their best life and it's better to die heroically than to die of old age.
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Submitted March 15, 2022 at 02:45AM by Haplessjay https://ift.tt/FV915...
What's Eating Gilbert Grape is the only movie with a LeoTard
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Submitted March 15, 2022 at 01:48AM by dilldoeorg https://ift.tt/GPAyu...
It’s too dangerous for the general public to drive distracted but it’s seen as an integral part of the job for police officers
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Submitted March 15, 2022 at 12:49AM by Spec1alistInFailure https://ift.tt/kRt8g...
everyone have their own accent in sign language due to their fingerprints
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Submitted March 14, 2022 at 02:48AM by Amristaken https://ift.tt/47Nyo...
Homeless people probably hate and envy the average person, the same way the average person hates and envies rich people.
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Submitted March 14, 2022 at 01:28AM by HopiaHodling https://ift.tt/0JZHx...
Our maximum lifetime is ~100 years old because at that point you've seen enough of people craps and you are fed up with human life.
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Submitted March 14, 2022 at 01:32AM by Thierry22 https://ift.tt/shk9a...
someone in your family might be a serial killer
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Submitted March 14, 2022 at 01:43AM by AdNaive978 https://ift.tt/S7aJe...
If you have a wet stain on your pants, no matter how old you are people will assume that you peed your pants
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Submitted March 14, 2022 at 01:48AM by Xpertshinobi334 https://ift.tt/6wyiR...
school is the only type of business in which you are paid to harrass your customers
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Submitted March 14, 2022 at 01:49AM by TheWhiteWitch69 https://ift.tt/3JA94...
Horoscope writers must give their own sign an optimistic horoscope when they want a good week for themselves.
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Submitted March 14, 2022 at 12:44AM by Delica https://ift.tt/bZQTX...
We have all been inside our mothers
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Submitted March 13, 2022 at 04:48AM by cozmokittylord https://ift.tt/YgrxK...
Real UFO would not have lights to make them visible at night
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Submitted March 13, 2022 at 03:46AM by heruka108 https://ift.tt/a89Su...
100 percent is 10000 per-dollar
Pretty crazy
Submitted March 13, 2022 at 02:48AM by Dudezila https://ift.tt/FdDKn...
If you died and exited the matrix it would ruin your life
If you died and woke up escaping the matrix how would you know you weren't in another matrix. It would eat you up once you started thinking about it. Most likely making you suicidal but not wanting to chance it(that you're currently in a form of the matrix and death is an escape route)
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As a machine, Skynet would more likely have numbered the terminators with an incrementing revision number, rather than nice, round numbers like T-1000
If the liquid metal version of the terminator was 2 versions after the T-800, it should be the T-802.
Submitted March 13, 2022 at 12:43AM by joegoober https://ift.tt/L9Msc...
You don’t realize how often you shit yourself until you stop wearing diapers.
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Submitted March 12, 2022 at 04:49AM by DrNuggetYT https://ift.tt/zby0v...
A picture on the Internet can never really be rare
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Submitted March 12, 2022 at 03:42AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/hM0IY...
A bloody nose feels warm, a runny nose feels cold.
The blood was in circulation and is closer to our bodies temperature.
Submitted March 12, 2022 at 02:48AM by Palletofbulkmelk https://ift.tt/JF2zy...
City people who move to more rural communities, complain about the atmosphere and culture that comes with living in small towns, and then attempt to make them look and feel like the places they just left with no regard for the people who lived there before them is both mind boggling and infuriating
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Submitted March 12, 2022 at 01:48AM by JLGoodwin1990 https://ift.tt/XfcYR...
We here to suffer and shoverthinking
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Submitted March 12, 2022 at 12:48AM by depregged https://ift.tt/QEghs...
One day someone will walk into a teleportation machine and never walk out
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Submitted March 11, 2022 at 03:46AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/iG6X5...
Driving in the slow lane keeps expectations low
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Submitted March 11, 2022 at 02:44AM by TheRicker7884 https://ift.tt/oyeJr...
Most cows eat oats which is converted into milk which we pour back onto oats for our breakfast
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Submitted March 11, 2022 at 02:50AM by Know0neSpecial https://ift.tt/3e6FB...
There are more dead people in pictures than alive people in pictures.
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Submitted March 11, 2022 at 01:57AM by powerfulphotography https://ift.tt/y4Ngk...
When you buy a used car you’re potentially buying a vehicle used in an unsolved murder.
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Submitted March 11, 2022 at 12:49AM by Simpl3Nik https://ift.tt/hqXeZ...
Animals in old movies
A buddy of mine pointed out that all the animal shows that we watched as kids and even in all movies pre 2010 have all passed on.
We always just think of the actors that pass on but never the fluffies.
Submitted March 11, 2022 at 12:49AM by Lost_in_South_Africa https://ift.tt/XRlu9...
When your demons start attacking you extra hard, that’s when you know you’re winning. That’s also when most people give up.
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Submitted March 10, 2022 at 02:24AM by 13randonL https://ift.tt/1VxdM...
There’s nothing better than a good hug.
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Submitted March 10, 2022 at 02:32AM by tearenceisnaked https://ift.tt/ae5uo...
Lyrical rappers probably have a wider vocabulary than most people, probably even in the higher %ile of the population
Eminem comes to mind.
I made the distinction against mumble rappers not to diss but because lyrical rappers tend to use wordplay with speed more.
But yeah, then probably have a working knowledge of all the words they’re saying right? Otherwise their lines wouldnt work
Submitted March 10, 2022 at 02:34AM by Cr00kedF00l https://ift.tt/lBu13...
car chase scenes in movies in the future will be a lot more boring when it's all quiet electric cars
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Submitted March 10, 2022 at 02:38AM by Ducati0411 https://ift.tt/y6CQS...
It must be a great feeling when you realize your children are smarter then you VS. realizing your children are not that bright.
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Submitted March 10, 2022 at 02:40AM by be4u4get https://ift.tt/d2NhW...
If the person is liked it's a legacy if they aren't it's nepotism.
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Submitted March 10, 2022 at 01:41AM by Usually_Am https://ift.tt/aT398...
If a trucker has an abnormal load, they would get an escort... But if someone else has an abnormal load, an escort wouldn't want anything to do with them.
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Submitted March 10, 2022 at 12:41AM by HarryPopperSC https://ift.tt/gJfYL...
The people most able to perceive and understand compassion are also the ones who care the least for it
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Submitted March 09, 2022 at 03:50AM by snierre https://ift.tt/9YE8G...
If everyone want’s gender equality, then shouldn’t google change on the national mans day too
Well we now have the national women's day and we see that google changed the design of the starter page, but on the 19 November there are no changes. So is the gender equality just a dream.
I probably get cancelled for this thought…
Submitted March 09, 2022 at 02:47AM by xXL0LERXx https://ift.tt/A4Xe5...
There is a new swastika arising: Z
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Submitted March 09, 2022 at 01:47AM by kisordog https://ift.tt/6TWzw...
Humanity is the only intelligent species in the universe. Or it is not.
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Submitted March 09, 2022 at 12:40AM by Father_of_trillions https://ift.tt/XFYsa...
The crying at a funeral is proportional to how good the deceased was.
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Submitted March 09, 2022 at 12:50AM by inertia_calling https://ift.tt/0xngd...
Skynet could help kill off humanity by starting a dating App that only matched people its ai knew were completely incompatible in the long run
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Submitted March 08, 2022 at 04:48AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/RGqN5...
Serial killers are the most eco-friendly people.
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Submitted March 08, 2022 at 03:50AM by vito_timdp https://ift.tt/tnA1T...
Women don't date nice guys, they bitch about the dude that treats them like shit but still suck his dick they crave it. And when they finally get the one they supposedly want it seems boring or end up wanting to be just friends
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Submitted March 08, 2022 at 02:47AM by freenuts72 https://ift.tt/SKY5M...
Coupons are trading cards for moms and grandmas
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Submitted March 08, 2022 at 01:46AM by Toku-Nation https://ift.tt/NvG8k...
The tolerance for goose shit in public places is pretty high compared to other animals’ shits
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Submitted March 08, 2022 at 12:49AM by mikepencil https://ift.tt/G5j2O...
$4.20 gas prices. That's high.
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Submitted March 07, 2022 at 04:49AM by JungleSasquatch https://ift.tt/WDJCE...
If you were omnipotent you might lose touch with reality as it there is little difference between your fantasy and reality
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Submitted March 07, 2022 at 03:39AM by abnormaldude1 https://ift.tt/4lmkc...
More people know how to spell Mississippi than Wisconsin.
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Submitted March 07, 2022 at 02:48AM by RoostarHead https://ift.tt/NfPZM...
Sponges are mainly yellow because of all the pee they absorb in the ocean
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Submitted March 07, 2022 at 01:46AM by _WaterB_ https://ift.tt/hED5P...
Once one goes to Hell, only then they may truly know Heaven
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Submitted March 07, 2022 at 12:50AM by phytochapus https://ift.tt/y32du...
If one person bucks a social norm they're a weirdo. If a lot of people buck a social norm, it's a movement.
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Submitted March 06, 2022 at 05:50AM by kaysirrah https://ift.tt/CufOT...
An android with an uncanny human face is creepy, but it will be even creepier when they get so advanced that we can’t tell them apart.
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Submitted March 06, 2022 at 03:49AM by EmperorBrettavius https://ift.tt/kwp3R...
Maybe Savertooth tigers possessed a gene in which their teeth would continue to grow and grow and eventually what happened is their teeth got so big that they couldn't open their mouths anymore to kill animals or eat and they died out for that reason
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Submitted March 06, 2022 at 02:38AM by beastmodeChadF13 https://ift.tt/mE8Cy...
Next year, the playstation 4 will be 10 years old
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Submitted March 06, 2022 at 01:49AM by WisestAirBender https://ift.tt/OEgme...
Robert Pattinson as Batman makes sense, because vampires turn into bats.
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Submitted March 06, 2022 at 12:47AM by RFink93 https://ift.tt/1fmZA...
If you let your cold/iced coffee get warm, it’s undrinkable. If you let your warm coffee get cold, it’s undrinkable.
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Submitted March 05, 2022 at 04:47AM by jaydelreyyy https://ift.tt/K95s4...
We refer to great people as stars of their domains, making them distinct and smaller in number even though actual stars are close to uncountable out there.
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Submitted March 05, 2022 at 03:49AM by infinity-nth https://ift.tt/ciyNI...
Regenerating superheroes would grow their foreskins back.
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Submitted March 05, 2022 at 02:47AM by NoScopeJustMe https://ift.tt/RbLFU...
The internet has more accurate news than the news.
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Submitted March 05, 2022 at 01:47AM by DaYeetGernade https://ift.tt/fjuod...
Speed doesn't kill you, it's suddenly becoming stationary that does.
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Submitted March 05, 2022 at 12:48AM by christiaan509 https://ift.tt/yvimq...
Our ability to recall and visualize previously visited locations in our own heads is absolutely perplexing
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Submitted March 04, 2022 at 04:45AM by 2Cringe4Me https://ift.tt/ILVZ4...
You only double your age, from the previous year, when you turn 2. After that you get older lesser and lesser.
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Submitted March 04, 2022 at 03:46AM by Galactic_Orbiter https://ift.tt/a8LVl...
People complain about games being unfinished when they were released, but hardly anyone complains about movies being unfinished
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Submitted March 04, 2022 at 02:44AM by ihaveacrushonmercy https://ift.tt/x50Rp...
The purpose of dragon slayers in folk tales is not about assuring the young listener that a hero will save the day but instead it teaches the child that they can be the hero and slay the dragon themselves.
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Submitted March 04, 2022 at 01:48AM by SilasMarner77 https://ift.tt/4rl85...
insulting someone will always backfire on you
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Submitted March 04, 2022 at 12:46AM by Dependent_Fly_6048 https://ift.tt/RUdOM...
Technically every gun is a machine gun, as all guns are a type of machine
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Submitted March 03, 2022 at 03:40AM by Not_Mutahar https://ift.tt/7JPcl...
Babies/kids loving their parents is probably just a survival mechanism.
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Submitted March 03, 2022 at 03:40AM by barotsy https://ift.tt/fh6nS...
Everyone loves a perfect circle, but no one cares about a perfect square
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Submitted March 03, 2022 at 03:43AM by Randomredditwhale https://ift.tt/3YM9f...
People often confuse left and right, but they almost never forget which direction is forward and which is backward
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Submitted March 03, 2022 at 02:50AM by Y0niY0 https://ift.tt/VMsb8...
Blue and yellow mix into green. Green stands for rebirth, progress and positivity. Blue, red and white mix into purple. Purple stands for sadness, frustration and death.
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Submitted March 03, 2022 at 01:49AM by andyj1927 https://ift.tt/21b3G...
Your poo is homemade unless you dine out or order food
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Submitted March 03, 2022 at 12:44AM by Rage__X https://ift.tt/SYbVw...
If you always give in to urges without thinking you have a weak resolve and mind.
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Submitted March 02, 2022 at 04:46AM by Nai824 https://ift.tt/6Grwu...
You know the difference between Vladimir and ...
VOlOdymyr? Two giant fuckin BALLS!
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Ice cream truck people know where all their customers live
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Submitted March 02, 2022 at 02:41AM by Sloth_4 https://ift.tt/6clTg...
There are thousands photos in the world where you are a random passerby
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Submitted March 02, 2022 at 01:47AM by pprima https://ift.tt/NAxcm...
In the films. Harry Potter is the only student at Hogwarts who wears glasses.
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Submitted March 02, 2022 at 12:49AM by ByTheRealSE https://ift.tt/DFR4l...