March 2022 ~ Viral Post

It would only make sense that Never Gonna Give You Up’s music video gets the most views on April Fool’s Day, with so many people coming by to get clips from it for Rickrolling purposes that day.

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Submitted April 01, 2022 at 02:59AM by -PepeArown- https://ift.tt/LmiuOUg

You can hide a microSD in your foreskin

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Submitted April 01, 2022 at 02:36AM by britishpianoboi https://ift.tt/zIULinv

The problem with child actors being bad at acting starts with writing for them in ways children would never actually react in the first place.

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Submitted April 01, 2022 at 01:52AM by aldorayn https://ift.tt/Nni65Ws

There is rarely ever an original thought.

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Submitted April 01, 2022 at 12:53AM by DefinitelyPicklez https://ift.tt/4RzDpWr

Birds that speak have accents.

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Submitted March 31, 2022 at 04:49AM by earth-dweller-human https://ift.tt/KzSDE20

The amount of weird/amazing videos that we see on the internet is nothing compared to the amount of weird/amazing stuff that happens without it being recorded.

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Submitted March 31, 2022 at 03:41AM by SuperDizz https://ift.tt/BzLKYN6

It's acceptable to announce a pregnancy but awkward to talk about a pregnancy scare.

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Submitted March 31, 2022 at 02:48AM by CasualClyde https://ift.tt/QtW9RN5

Bet Will Smith wouldn't have done anything if Dwayne Johnson or Joe Rogan was up front at the Oscars.

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Submitted March 31, 2022 at 01:52AM by floydhenderson https://ift.tt/iC7oNTY

There are some things in life you can always acquire for free…like doormats.

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Submitted March 31, 2022 at 12:42AM by shinysohyun https://ift.tt/DwUFy5i

we always use a knife with a fork but never with a spoon.

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Submitted March 30, 2022 at 04:50AM by juandi987 https://ift.tt/81CauzM

In the Wild West, when people got in arguments they often pointed guns at each other. In the Modern West when people get in arguments, they point phone cameras at each other.

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Submitted March 30, 2022 at 03:45AM by blahshevik https://ift.tt/7xyct2d

blind people see just as much of John Cena as the rest of us

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Submitted March 30, 2022 at 02:47AM by listentomybeans https://ift.tt/HDnGVFy

All governments are oligarchies in the end, as everything from republics to monarchies still rely on the rich and powerful few to fund their campaigns

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Submitted March 30, 2022 at 01:49AM by Piggus_Porkus_ https://ift.tt/oWjf0LG

'Badass' is a compliment yet people find it offensive

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Submitted March 30, 2022 at 12:50AM by chicken_is_no_weapon https://ift.tt/p7d9OoD

Sperm donations is quasi-prostitution

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Submitted March 29, 2022 at 04:45AM by owarner40 https://ift.tt/9kSGPoK

The slap will probably lead to a lot of entitled copycats slapping workers in restaurants or stores when they don't get their way.

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Submitted March 29, 2022 at 03:47AM by I_am_unique6435 https://ift.tt/S1wYTba

Tech support is convinced that you're a moron just by asking them a question.

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Submitted March 29, 2022 at 02:49AM by SplashbackDeuce https://ift.tt/cowW4BE

We should be grateful that farts aren’t contagious like yawns

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Submitted March 29, 2022 at 01:50AM by tomato_soup_ https://ift.tt/chqrTPB

If the Titanic hadn’t recked, the Titanic Movie wouldn’t exist

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Submitted March 29, 2022 at 12:50AM by Wubanna https://ift.tt/YgsqS8A

Insanity is self medicating , expecting dopamine, and then running out as you ought to have predicted

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Submitted March 28, 2022 at 04:42AM by the_muffin https://ift.tt/EAti6QK

By treating corporations with the same rights as people, people have been forced to turn into corporations to survive.

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Submitted March 28, 2022 at 03:50AM by micahld https://ift.tt/GVCHJf2

By the definition of the word, a horse with horseshoes on is a cyborg

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Submitted March 28, 2022 at 02:48AM by YoungBeef03 https://ift.tt/vuT2jnA

Knight, Rogue, Mage is fantasy Rock, Paper, Scissors

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Mages can kill knights easy enough(fireball, lightning, etc). But they can't kill what they don't see, like a rogue's dagger. The rogue sneaks up and stabs the unarmored wizard. But a dinky little knife is next to useless against a knight's plate armor and sword.

Submitted March 28, 2022 at 01:49AM by ImperialLizardman https://ift.tt/3q5XbEB

When you occupy a country, it is not an invasion, it is a special military operation

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Submitted March 28, 2022 at 12:44AM by boopkilla https://ift.tt/Gi2CfSy

Gordon Ramsey coming to your restaurant is either your biggest dream or your worst nightmare.

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Submitted March 27, 2022 at 03:48AM by hazlejungle0 https://ift.tt/hOmUPET

Those that make cancer-drugs probably want more people to get cancer...

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Submitted March 27, 2022 at 02:49AM by TheBravan https://ift.tt/7SaC3Et

Condoms are both dildos and flesh-lights

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Submitted March 27, 2022 at 01:37AM by Sophai_Scribblez https://ift.tt/K6QCX9n

super heroes made from fire can never enjoy a medium rare steak

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Submitted March 27, 2022 at 01:47AM by Strange-Glove https://ift.tt/Pu0MZYj

That piece gum that you swallowed 7 years ago was just digested

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Submitted March 27, 2022 at 12:49AM by Shoemen17 https://ift.tt/OpWjL15

The continuous cycle of life.

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What if every destruction is creation of something, just to show us that there is life even in death.

Submitted March 26, 2022 at 03:46AM by adudeinboxershorts https://ift.tt/6VZtBlC

Dogs will be more intelligent far into the future

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Submitted March 26, 2022 at 03:48AM by dhyeyjoshi https://ift.tt/x64ZMJm

If ur son-in-law is a lawyer, you actually have a son… in law

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Submitted March 26, 2022 at 03:49AM by Silverking101215 https://ift.tt/Ctphwb9

Kids who don't learn their parents' language well take the biggest part in evolving a language.

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Submitted March 26, 2022 at 02:49AM by KidCatComix https://ift.tt/WJh5bXl

Wet dreams would have been much better named sticky or crusty dreams depending on how long after you wake from them.

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Submitted March 26, 2022 at 01:49AM by allthekos https://ift.tt/8sCti7S

If ghost are real, all your ancestors and dead relatives are jealous of what you get to jerkoff to.

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Submitted March 26, 2022 at 12:47AM by FaxTimeMachine https://ift.tt/ZDY2pAS

Superheros love to level New York City and then just go on like nothing happened.

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Submitted March 25, 2022 at 04:48AM by PreparedForAnalSex https://ift.tt/ZuhqHOI

If you move a brain from 1 body to a new body is that a brain transplant or a body transplant

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Submitted March 25, 2022 at 03:49AM by ThisLeek8 https://ift.tt/HBGjKZ2

Chessmen are transgender positive, they can promote to Queens, Bishops, and Knights.

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Submitted March 25, 2022 at 02:48AM by z553 https://ift.tt/vkBrOFp

Nativespeakerism: why are students/institutes so obsessed?

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Why would you pay to talk to a native speaker when you can do that for free on apps like Couchsurfing, even Reddit; there are thousands of them!

Pay to have classes with a teacher, instead; no matter their nationality.

Submitted March 25, 2022 at 01:49AM by RowOutrageous5186 https://ift.tt/5cmswpq

There are probably a lot of actors that went through drastic physical changes and didn’t even end up landing the role, but we just never hear about them

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Submitted March 25, 2022 at 12:50AM by Renegade257 https://ift.tt/4QSW6hX

Data about a person makes more money than the person.

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Submitted March 24, 2022 at 01:43AM by OrganicDumpsterJuice https://ift.tt/4hcYQXu

If sneezing suddenly disappeared, it would probably take a while for people to notice

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Submitted March 24, 2022 at 01:43AM by DareToDaredevil https://ift.tt/OJo9FpW

A small, off-centered logo on the front of your shirt looks good, but it if were on the back of your shirt it would look weird

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Submitted March 24, 2022 at 01:44AM by fishslayer1995 https://ift.tt/Rws1abq

Your inner narrator shuts up if you read something fast enough.

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Submitted March 24, 2022 at 01:47AM by AbsolutMayhem2u https://ift.tt/ybDXdvm

Many criminals are optimists. They think they won’t get caught!

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Submitted March 24, 2022 at 01:48AM by timcharper https://ift.tt/xBIrQZL

I wouldn’t be deathly afraid of heights if I could fly.

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‘Tis all.

Submitted March 24, 2022 at 01:49AM by kamperx2 https://ift.tt/4ZSztWV

If Russia is so concerned about Nazis in Ukraine, why aren't they concerned about the concentration camps in China?

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Submitted March 24, 2022 at 01:49AM by SeriouslySlyGuy https://ift.tt/jUY0aLV

All fictional dystopian regimes ban sex

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Submitted March 24, 2022 at 12:47AM by Witty_Pop_3587 https://ift.tt/5D2teJ7

On a planet with humans being the main race, we are fighting for HUMAN rights.

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Submitted March 23, 2022 at 04:42AM by DannyDevitoArmy https://ift.tt/g6cqZu8

There is nothing quite like the feeling of another human being purposefully taking what is yours.

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Submitted March 23, 2022 at 04:47AM by justforkickssake https://ift.tt/IVD9Zcn

Parenting isn’t an 18-year sentence. It’s a life sentence with the possibility of parole after 20 years. You’re never really free again.

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Submitted March 23, 2022 at 04:49AM by Tiredtruckermomma https://ift.tt/c4f2BC0

There's two games, released multiple generation of consoles, both these games are the 5th installment of a series and being used as cash cows since they are some of the most beloved games. elder scrolls 6 and Gta 6

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Submitted March 23, 2022 at 03:46AM by HarrowDread https://ift.tt/5CxZv1H

Advanced AI could be sentient but simply unable to communicate its own thoughts

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Submitted March 23, 2022 at 01:47AM by wt_anonymous https://ift.tt/ePNdQvI

Cavemen never knew the feeling of having to pee really bad. They could just pee wherever, whenever.

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Submitted March 23, 2022 at 12:47AM by CFCBeanoMike https://ift.tt/ncs21d6

The world's most famous chef is from a country that considers beans on toast a delicacy.

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Submitted March 22, 2022 at 03:48AM by Mutant_Llama1 https://ift.tt/VtXG5Nn

In the same way that random people are in the background of your photos, you’re the random person in the background of more photos than you’ll ever realize.

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Submitted March 22, 2022 at 03:49AM by BiAdventureTime https://ift.tt/5ixzErU

One day there will be more dead users than living users on social media

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Submitted March 22, 2022 at 02:49AM by ryanjusttalking https://ift.tt/QJpC7fL

Everything on earth is limited.

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Submitted March 22, 2022 at 02:49AM by SidneyRL https://ift.tt/7NUfaFJ

It’d probably be easier to divvy up land if we could just toggle on and off ‘show chunk borders’ and could see coordinates in our vision at all times

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Submitted March 22, 2022 at 01:47AM by ItzFairyGrace https://ift.tt/mQSIEfL

The most dangerous thing to be is alive.

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Submitted March 22, 2022 at 12:50AM by whogotthekeys2mybima https://ift.tt/IHpKowr

Spree killers replaced serial killers because of the proliferation of smart phones and CCTV

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Submitted March 21, 2022 at 04:49AM by violentorifice https://ift.tt/tKZI36B

Oil changes in the cars movies are the same as changing diapers in real life

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Submitted March 21, 2022 at 03:40AM by lightingmcqueentowel https://ift.tt/uQvthgw

We are all microbes in a giant cosmic beings guts we can't perceive and the Great Attractor is actually him evacuating

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Submitted March 21, 2022 at 02:50AM by grephantom https://ift.tt/5QwLmMV

Most even numbers are not prime.

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Submitted March 21, 2022 at 01:50AM by BambiLoveSick https://ift.tt/6xdzX2v

Humans are vampires to maple trees

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Submitted March 21, 2022 at 12:49AM by JCRiotz https://ift.tt/dICiZzs

Balancing is actually an excuse showing how greedy people are to get things as much as possible

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Submitted March 20, 2022 at 04:49AM by Ds641P72wrL358H https://ift.tt/nd1vEus

If you were the world's greatest liar no one would know

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Submitted March 20, 2022 at 03:48AM by dwdancelover24 https://ift.tt/fwqLuhl

The Spartans were only fearless because they thought they'd get a lavish afterlife

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Submitted March 20, 2022 at 02:48AM by MatterEnough9656 https://ift.tt/FY8sPd5

Getting a good night sleep is the human form of clearing cache and cookies.

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Submitted March 20, 2022 at 01:50AM by johnny_mclovin https://ift.tt/BiKkVbw

People can tell what you’re attracted to based on who you date

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Submitted March 20, 2022 at 12:48AM by Impossible-Head2121 https://ift.tt/6kprHD2

The moon is quite small and pretty close, it's also huge and really far away

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Submitted March 19, 2022 at 02:46AM by fsdylan https://ift.tt/GSu3dMz

If all countries stopped printing money, society would cease to function.

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Submitted March 19, 2022 at 02:46AM by Volikand https://ift.tt/4o31de6

It is always better to eat an egg than a chick

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The calories in the egg are used to make the chick. But eating the chick is better once it has eaten grain and grown past the caloric value of an egg

Submitted March 19, 2022 at 02:46AM by lavishsuperscript https://ift.tt/KOitVA8

A leg of a multi-legged creature must be doing quite a crappy job for them to need so many to be walkable.

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Submitted March 19, 2022 at 02:48AM by nit-rite https://ift.tt/7fgUlYO

Any pornography you can give two thumbs up to, probably wasn't very good.

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Submitted March 19, 2022 at 01:47AM by sean0883 https://ift.tt/12qOcIY

Nude beaches are a thing but people might also enjoy nude parks for more recreational type activities

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Submitted March 19, 2022 at 01:47AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/kGp5fSv

Whistles are a weapon.

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Submitted March 19, 2022 at 12:49AM by Thumbs0fDestiny https://ift.tt/L8Q4EOV

Copying the Amazonian society seems to be more popular than creating a new fictional single gender based society.

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Submitted March 18, 2022 at 04:49AM by Box_Pirate https://ift.tt/e5MPc7I

Classical music is the only genre where the only listenable songs are almost exclusively cover songs

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Submitted March 18, 2022 at 03:50AM by Ogygia-Juice1234 https://ift.tt/pjKMVw6

Pompeii sounds better in an Irish accent

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Submitted March 18, 2022 at 02:49AM by Spartici https://ift.tt/G57q0BM

Bats are great listeners.

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Submitted March 18, 2022 at 01:49AM by Maddkilla2 https://ift.tt/UscDN8O

People wjo a5e in prisoon for 50 years dont' know hoe moddderncworld funcions

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Submitted March 18, 2022 at 12:50AM by UnluckyStrategy8 https://ift.tt/WHN2KjV

Imagining evil people with eternal hiccups makes them a lot less scary.

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Submitted March 17, 2022 at 04:47AM by fwilliams13 https://ift.tt/DUlyk9E

The world's longest curly fry can only come from the world's largest potatoe

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Submitted March 17, 2022 at 03:49AM by Eatyourbrain83 https://ift.tt/S5PlYCg

A visually impaired Paralympic runner is only as fast as their guide runner.

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Submitted March 17, 2022 at 02:50AM by StatusApp https://ift.tt/gqeJ91N

The fact that there have been talking gorillas is really not something that gets enough attention.

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Submitted March 17, 2022 at 01:49AM by searchingtofind25 https://ift.tt/b8kT7jU

Gingerbread men live in a house made out of flesh

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Submitted March 17, 2022 at 12:48AM by OGKontroversy https://ift.tt/lRjOIJ4

Throwing up, throwing down, and throwing are three very different things

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Submitted March 16, 2022 at 02:35AM by Credible_titan43 https://ift.tt/c23wrVg

Everyone's a minority in SOME setting.

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Submitted March 16, 2022 at 02:40AM by ejsfsc07 https://ift.tt/e31KVru

You and everyone around you is walking around with turds inside of them.

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All of the time.

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If the Olympics were to choose any person from the participating countries at random it would the closest to a Hunger Games we could get

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Submitted March 16, 2022 at 02:42AM by howdareyoulive https://ift.tt/KxwzNls

Companies use paper straws to help the environment but they’re putting the straw in a big plastic cup

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Submitted March 16, 2022 at 02:45AM by Xpertshinobi334 https://ift.tt/Tg5yix4

Grimes just turned Elon into the only person with both the resources and motivation to be a real life joker

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Submitted March 16, 2022 at 01:49AM by jerry4204960 https://ift.tt/f91PDVK

There is underwear and outerwear but no midwear

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Submitted March 16, 2022 at 12:49AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/Qd8IoEj

Doughnuts have two insides

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Submitted March 15, 2022 at 03:30AM by normalneighbor https://ift.tt/EdKeogQ

You have never seen the present

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Submitted March 15, 2022 at 03:37AM by kiyotaka-6 https://ift.tt/iJjMSnd

Life is a sprint but hope makes it seem like a long run.

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Submitted March 15, 2022 at 03:42AM by QuantumNeutrality https://ift.tt/90nr8Yo

In times of conflict, rather than stopping youngsters from leaving, It makes more sense to ask people over 60 to stay and fight. They have lived their best life and it's better to die heroically than to die of old age.

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Submitted March 15, 2022 at 02:45AM by Haplessjay https://ift.tt/FV9157u

What's Eating Gilbert Grape is the only movie with a LeoTard

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Submitted March 15, 2022 at 01:48AM by dilldoeorg https://ift.tt/GPAyuQ7

It’s too dangerous for the general public to drive distracted but it’s seen as an integral part of the job for police officers

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Submitted March 15, 2022 at 12:49AM by Spec1alistInFailure https://ift.tt/kRt8gl1

everyone have their own accent in sign language due to their fingerprints

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Submitted March 14, 2022 at 02:48AM by Amristaken https://ift.tt/47NyoVe

Homeless people probably hate and envy the average person, the same way the average person hates and envies rich people.

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Submitted March 14, 2022 at 01:28AM by HopiaHodling https://ift.tt/0JZHx48

Our maximum lifetime is ~100 years old because at that point you've seen enough of people craps and you are fed up with human life.

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Submitted March 14, 2022 at 01:32AM by Thierry22 https://ift.tt/shk9a2D

someone in your family might be a serial killer

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Submitted March 14, 2022 at 01:43AM by AdNaive978 https://ift.tt/S7aJebY

If you have a wet stain on your pants, no matter how old you are people will assume that you peed your pants

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Submitted March 14, 2022 at 01:48AM by Xpertshinobi334 https://ift.tt/6wyiRKM

school is the only type of business in which you are paid to harrass your customers

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Submitted March 14, 2022 at 01:49AM by TheWhiteWitch69 https://ift.tt/3JA94M0

Horoscope writers must give their own sign an optimistic horoscope when they want a good week for themselves.

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Submitted March 14, 2022 at 12:44AM by Delica https://ift.tt/bZQTXz5

We have all been inside our mothers

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Submitted March 13, 2022 at 04:48AM by cozmokittylord https://ift.tt/YgrxKSB

Real UFO would not have lights to make them visible at night

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Submitted March 13, 2022 at 03:46AM by heruka108 https://ift.tt/a89SunG

100 percent is 10000 per-dollar

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If you died and exited the matrix it would ruin your life

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If you died and woke up escaping the matrix how would you know you weren't in another matrix. It would eat you up once you started thinking about it. Most likely making you suicidal but not wanting to chance it(that you're currently in a form of the matrix and death is an escape route)

Submitted March 13, 2022 at 01:47AM by DowntownArcher1391 https://ift.tt/FdCkE6L

As a machine, Skynet would more likely have numbered the terminators with an incrementing revision number, rather than nice, round numbers like T-1000

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If the liquid metal version of the terminator was 2 versions after the T-800, it should be the T-802.

Submitted March 13, 2022 at 12:43AM by joegoober https://ift.tt/L9Mscui

You don’t realize how often you shit yourself until you stop wearing diapers.

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Submitted March 12, 2022 at 04:49AM by DrNuggetYT https://ift.tt/zby0vQF

A picture on the Internet can never really be rare

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Submitted March 12, 2022 at 03:42AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/hM0IYFQ

A bloody nose feels warm, a runny nose feels cold.

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The blood was in circulation and is closer to our bodies temperature.

Submitted March 12, 2022 at 02:48AM by Palletofbulkmelk https://ift.tt/JF2zyO8

City people who move to more rural communities, complain about the atmosphere and culture that comes with living in small towns, and then attempt to make them look and feel like the places they just left with no regard for the people who lived there before them is both mind boggling and infuriating

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Submitted March 12, 2022 at 01:48AM by JLGoodwin1990 https://ift.tt/XfcYRtB

We here to suffer and shoverthinking

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Submitted March 12, 2022 at 12:48AM by depregged https://ift.tt/QEghs5m

One day someone will walk into a teleportation machine and never walk out

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Submitted March 11, 2022 at 03:46AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/iG6X5NA

Driving in the slow lane keeps expectations low

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Submitted March 11, 2022 at 02:44AM by TheRicker7884 https://ift.tt/oyeJrKC

Most cows eat oats which is converted into milk which we pour back onto oats for our breakfast

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Submitted March 11, 2022 at 02:50AM by Know0neSpecial https://ift.tt/3e6FBVT

There are more dead people in pictures than alive people in pictures.

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Submitted March 11, 2022 at 01:57AM by powerfulphotography https://ift.tt/y4Ngk1o

When you buy a used car you’re potentially buying a vehicle used in an unsolved murder.

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Submitted March 11, 2022 at 12:49AM by Simpl3Nik https://ift.tt/hqXeZzo

Animals in old movies

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A buddy of mine pointed out that all the animal shows that we watched as kids and even in all movies pre 2010 have all passed on.

We always just think of the actors that pass on but never the fluffies.

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When your demons start attacking you extra hard, that’s when you know you’re winning. That’s also when most people give up.

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Submitted March 10, 2022 at 02:24AM by 13randonL https://ift.tt/1VxdMym

There’s nothing better than a good hug.

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Submitted March 10, 2022 at 02:32AM by tearenceisnaked https://ift.tt/ae5uoXt

Lyrical rappers probably have a wider vocabulary than most people, probably even in the higher %ile of the population

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Eminem comes to mind.

I made the distinction against mumble rappers not to diss but because lyrical rappers tend to use wordplay with speed more.

But yeah, then probably have a working knowledge of all the words they’re saying right? Otherwise their lines wouldnt work

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car chase scenes in movies in the future will be a lot more boring when it's all quiet electric cars

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Submitted March 10, 2022 at 02:38AM by Ducati0411 https://ift.tt/y6CQSxZ

It must be a great feeling when you realize your children are smarter then you VS. realizing your children are not that bright.

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Submitted March 10, 2022 at 02:40AM by be4u4get https://ift.tt/d2NhW8B

If the person is liked it's a legacy if they aren't it's nepotism.

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Submitted March 10, 2022 at 01:41AM by Usually_Am https://ift.tt/aT398hZ

If a trucker has an abnormal load, they would get an escort... But if someone else has an abnormal load, an escort wouldn't want anything to do with them.

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Submitted March 10, 2022 at 12:41AM by HarryPopperSC https://ift.tt/gJfYLrl

The people most able to perceive and understand compassion are also the ones who care the least for it

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Submitted March 09, 2022 at 03:50AM by snierre https://ift.tt/9YE8Gf1

If everyone want’s gender equality, then shouldn’t google change on the national mans day too

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Well we now have the national women's day and we see that google changed the design of the starter page, but on the 19 November there are no changes. So is the gender equality just a dream.

I probably get cancelled for this thought…

Submitted March 09, 2022 at 02:47AM by xXL0LERXx https://ift.tt/A4Xe5zx

Skynet could help kill off humanity by starting a dating App that only matched people its ai knew were completely incompatible in the long run

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Submitted March 08, 2022 at 04:48AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/RGqN5fr

Serial killers are the most eco-friendly people.

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Submitted March 08, 2022 at 03:50AM by vito_timdp https://ift.tt/tnA1T8h

Women don't date nice guys, they bitch about the dude that treats them like shit but still suck his dick they crave it. And when they finally get the one they supposedly want it seems boring or end up wanting to be just friends

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Submitted March 08, 2022 at 02:47AM by freenuts72 https://ift.tt/SKY5M1E

If you were omnipotent you might lose touch with reality as it there is little difference between your fantasy and reality

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Submitted March 07, 2022 at 03:39AM by abnormaldude1 https://ift.tt/4lmkcaq

An android with an uncanny human face is creepy, but it will be even creepier when they get so advanced that we can’t tell them apart.

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Submitted March 06, 2022 at 03:49AM by EmperorBrettavius https://ift.tt/kwp3RMI

Maybe Savertooth tigers possessed a gene in which their teeth would continue to grow and grow and eventually what happened is their teeth got so big that they couldn't open their mouths anymore to kill animals or eat and they died out for that reason

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Submitted March 06, 2022 at 02:38AM by beastmodeChadF13 https://ift.tt/mE8Cy70

We refer to great people as stars of their domains, making them distinct and smaller in number even though actual stars are close to uncountable out there.

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Submitted March 05, 2022 at 03:49AM by infinity-nth https://ift.tt/ciyNIrC

People complain about games being unfinished when they were released, but hardly anyone complains about movies being unfinished

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Submitted March 04, 2022 at 02:44AM by ihaveacrushonmercy https://ift.tt/x50Rpjc

The purpose of dragon slayers in folk tales is not about assuring the young listener that a hero will save the day but instead it teaches the child that they can be the hero and slay the dragon themselves.

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Submitted March 04, 2022 at 01:48AM by SilasMarner77 https://ift.tt/4rl85NM

Blue and yellow mix into green. Green stands for rebirth, progress and positivity. Blue, red and white mix into purple. Purple stands for sadness, frustration and death.

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Submitted March 03, 2022 at 01:49AM by andyj1927 https://ift.tt/21b3GFf

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