Even thought a doorway is labeled an exit its is still an entrance to whatever is on the other side of the door
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The smaller the casket, the heavier they are
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if given the chance, Bok-Choy will not hesitate to kill you.
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Your corneas have no blood vessels and rely on nutrients and oxygen dissolved in your tear fluid to survive. Therefore when you are crying, your eyes are feasting
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Submitted June 01, 2022 at 01:49AM by Smellyviscerawallet https://ift.tt/goQEA...
Somewhere in the world, there is a person who has come to a conclusion that tears don’t bring joy, but joy brings tears
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Submitted June 01, 2022 at 12:44AM by SwedAfrica https://ift.tt/aupUA...
QR codes are URLs humans can't read
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Submitted May 31, 2022 at 03:46AM by Robert_Schlagel https://ift.tt/0xjLc...
The only way hunting is fair is if animals are miraculously learn how to fire back
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Submitted May 31, 2022 at 03:50AM by zztop610 https://ift.tt/nMkwu...
Millennials will be remembered for spending our whole lives trying to get our lives started.
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Submitted May 31, 2022 at 02:50AM by broadwayguru https://ift.tt/4P2vE...
Mass media has become the modern day freak show. The crazier you are, the more attention you get.
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Submitted May 31, 2022 at 01:49AM by schadenfreudender https://ift.tt/VUwin...
A zombie that only eats vegans is really taking irony to a whole new level.
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Submitted May 31, 2022 at 12:46AM by leotonius https://ift.tt/ltY7A...
Somewhere there is a living podiatrist named Dr. Scholl.
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Submitted May 30, 2022 at 04:48AM by ChronicContrition https://ift.tt/xNcD4...
Something can be right out of left field and yet...
Can something be left out of right field?
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There is absolutely no reason to place holes in donuts, yet there they are
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Submitted May 30, 2022 at 01:47AM by bunsharu https://ift.tt/lusW7...
A US student has a higher likelihood of being shot than any active duty service member or police officer.
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Submitted May 30, 2022 at 12:39AM by AberrantMan https://ift.tt/OjyuR...
Golf wouldn't be nearly as enjoyable if it wasn't played in beautiful nature
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Submitted May 29, 2022 at 03:48AM by allknowerofknowing https://ift.tt/Rz9Ci...
Engraving championship trophies must be one of the most stressful jobs out there
The UCL final has just ended and the footage of the goldsmith engraving Real Madrid’s Name into the trophy was televised to millions (maybe billions?) of people. That’s gotta be one of the more demanding jobs out there
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Simplest way to drink endless water.
Kneel down in the shower with your back facing the faucet, then put your upper body and arms into a blank position. Face your head to the floor so your mouth is the closest part of your upper body to the ground. Feel the water roll down your back and into your mouth so all you have to do is breathe in and you get a steady supply of water. Feels really...
At the second you're born, there are people alive who are billions of times older than you.
For example, someone who turns 100 at the same second you're born would be roughly 3.15 billion times older than you.
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If you can't tell the difference between a copy and the real, chances are the copy is good
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Submitted May 29, 2022 at 12:44AM by Beautiful-Attempt-94 https://ift.tt/a8zTO...
Humans likely wouldn't have developed if they were small enough to be picked up by birds.
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Submitted May 29, 2022 at 12:50AM by Skadoosh05 https://ift.tt/lCNVe...
If you over exaggerate a frown until your ears pop, you can kinda hear the vine boom sound effect.
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Submitted May 28, 2022 at 04:49AM by JustADude642 https://ift.tt/HmazM...
No one grinded harder for a paycheck then the people working the night shift at Freddy Faz bears
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Submitted May 28, 2022 at 03:48AM by thatdaltonguy https://ift.tt/NdhWR...
Your pump up playlist for going out and poisoning your body is the same pump up playlist you use for working out and taking care of your body.
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Submitted May 28, 2022 at 02:44AM by kingpin_kalin https://ift.tt/RaP9E...
You can technically make bread with just Playdoh since it is made of flour, water, and salt
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Submitted May 28, 2022 at 01:48AM by GDolphinz https://ift.tt/hPIUL...
There has probably been someone who would do worst things than H*tler but didn't get the chance to.
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Submitted May 28, 2022 at 12:46AM by Lgapafto https://ift.tt/WXNDg...
The average spider living in your house is never seen by you
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the only food you can save for the next day is cereal
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Submitted May 27, 2022 at 01:46AM by suavecool21692169 https://ift.tt/wIUWQ...
Zombification is probably an STD too.
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Submitted May 27, 2022 at 12:46AM by Papythorinque https://ift.tt/4qBo3...
A möbius strip shaped pillow would only have one side; the warm one.
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Submitted May 27, 2022 at 12:48AM by Danithejetplane https://ift.tt/u8rFt...
When having sex plan (c)ondom comes before and plan (b) and which comes before plan (a)bortion.
But the alphabet goes in the other direction.
Submitted May 26, 2022 at 04:49AM by hotasanicecube https://ift.tt/nAgUX...
Since paper money is different sizes, different countries must have different sized wallets.
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Submitted May 26, 2022 at 03:48AM by oh_no_name https://ift.tt/REDlJ...
Wasn't it just super convenient that a meteor killed off the dinosaurs and humans just happened to be there after.
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Submitted May 26, 2022 at 02:44AM by nightwalkerxx https://ift.tt/R8P25...
Almost every organism on our planet has some kind of superpower and we as humas are constantly trying to replicate it (invisibility, limb regrowth, healing, even some superheros have some kind of animal power in human form).
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Submitted May 26, 2022 at 12:45AM by skatermaniack333 https://ift.tt/S21yU...
Many miners were minors.
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Submitted May 25, 2022 at 04:50AM by Muted-Ad-6142 https://ift.tt/cXM8G...
If all of our Dating profiles were filled out by our previous partners then we would all be better partners to each other.
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Submitted May 25, 2022 at 02:42AM by Complete_Tap_4590 https://ift.tt/025au...
You have the same PIN Number as 1 in 10000 people
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Submitted May 25, 2022 at 01:40AM by TributeToFaba https://ift.tt/x8kmK...
A T rex is a dragon without wings
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Submitted May 25, 2022 at 12:42AM by Safeones https://ift.tt/05vF7...
If you share a birthday with someone, the odds of you having the same phone password increases.
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Submitted May 24, 2022 at 04:39AM by PunchMeat https://ift.tt/DO7AC...
The SCP Wiki would make for a great anthology/procedural tv show
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Submitted May 24, 2022 at 03:49AM by PaleontologistOk2741 https://ift.tt/kh9iU...
You can really bullshit your way through anything in life as long as you sound convincing enough
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Submitted May 24, 2022 at 02:44AM by Responsible-Eye-4529 https://ift.tt/UV0no...
If you live in a primarily English-speaking country, then English class is more of a history class than a language class.
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Submitted May 24, 2022 at 01:48AM by OutEliManning7 https://ift.tt/Cn6OS...
The Wizard of Oz is an isekai.
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Submitted May 24, 2022 at 12:49AM by Kroooooooo https://ift.tt/1LJfl...
Nothing is sadder than a self serve sign at a brothel.
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Submitted May 23, 2022 at 04:36AM by gooddavid99 https://ift.tt/kI26q...
Don Knotts might have locked eyes during his climaxes
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Submitted May 23, 2022 at 03:42AM by RainManToothpicks https://ift.tt/WpcGz...
You’re the asshole in someone’s story.
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Submitted May 23, 2022 at 02:49AM by PikesPique https://ift.tt/GtQuk...
Astrology is probably basted on some ancient Big Data prediction model
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Submitted May 23, 2022 at 01:49AM by analogyst https://ift.tt/Llir0...
Event planner is slang for expensive prostitute.
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Submitted May 23, 2022 at 12:46AM by VaughnFry https://ift.tt/AbsBN...
Individuals can be civilized, but countries are beasts
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Submitted May 22, 2022 at 04:43AM by Agile-420 https://ift.tt/VhsL4...
Anyone who has ever been quartered has actually been fifthled, since they were beheaded first.
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Submitted May 22, 2022 at 03:48AM by SerMercutio https://ift.tt/HQWO4...
At a certain age, people go from ‘falling over’ to ‘having a fall’
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Submitted May 22, 2022 at 02:39AM by jemberrylord https://ift.tt/Dmwa5...
Putting on clothes is our character customization
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Submitted May 22, 2022 at 01:50AM by E4Thekingslayer https://ift.tt/vxwjy...
If plants were sentient we'd be monsters, as we waterboard them, skin them alive, cut them into little pieces and then cook them or eat them raw.
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Submitted May 22, 2022 at 12:49AM by JustTheFactsWJJJ https://ift.tt/Os3mt...
Eyewitness testimony has led to the conviction of numerous individuals and yet most people couldn't recount what they did or saw last weekend.
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Submitted May 21, 2022 at 04:49AM by East-Bluejay6891 https://ift.tt/HreUL...
You could just make a bomb with like, 2 ingredients
They don’t even try and stop it, add some gravel if you are malicious and don’t just want some booms (also, no Im not telling anyone, it’s also insanely simple)
Submitted May 21, 2022 at 03:41AM by hitguy55 https://ift.tt/Gsmlx...
Most of the industries survive and thrive on making you feel about yourself and what you own.
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Submitted May 21, 2022 at 02:48AM by Ok-Bridge-1045 https://ift.tt/t4cfH...
Some parts of Forgotten Realms are actually well remembered.
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Submitted May 21, 2022 at 01:47AM by Karl_Eleventh_XII https://ift.tt/d6k3a...
No one has ever told you happy birthday on the day you were born.
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Submitted May 21, 2022 at 12:50AM by kingbankai https://ift.tt/j1S6i...
Considering that life expectancy has increased and fewer children are being born, elderly characters are extremely underrepresented in pop culture.
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Submitted May 20, 2022 at 03:30AM by mxosborn https://ift.tt/jwMQA...
We eat pizza from the inside out
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Submitted May 20, 2022 at 03:35AM by SomeoneTookMyCake https://ift.tt/6hKzI...
A witches biggest worry must be ass splinters
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Submitted May 20, 2022 at 03:36AM by magicmantesla https://ift.tt/KYGXN...
You don't truly realize how nerfed, easy and unchallenging newer video games have become until you go back, play some of the older titles on older consoles and see the night and day difference
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Submitted May 20, 2022 at 02:49AM by JLGoodwin1990 https://ift.tt/Bcdtq...
The California flag looks oddly Soviet.
The bear, red flag, and that font.
Submitted May 20, 2022 at 01:48AM by Chaffey21 https://ift.tt/gPfXE...
It usually takes more work to be lazy.
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Submitted May 20, 2022 at 12:33AM by HellHeater https://ift.tt/CxZQU...
the beast doesn't give their action a second thought
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Submitted May 19, 2022 at 04:49AM by wus-hatn https://ift.tt/LeKfQ...
The snack that smiles back. Goldfish.
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Submitted May 19, 2022 at 03:50AM by ViolettaDautrive https://ift.tt/tCx9l...
The class of ‘22 is comprised primarily of 22 year olds
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Submitted May 19, 2022 at 02:50AM by behold_the_man https://ift.tt/2lTpZ...
Coloring books are a preparation for geography classes
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Submitted May 19, 2022 at 12:48AM by Hambeler https://ift.tt/VNTY4...
Good morning and good evening are used as greetings but good night is used as a goodbye.
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Submitted May 18, 2022 at 03:53AM by Crazen14 https://ift.tt/aYIkv...
If infinite alternate realities exist, there's an infinite amount of realities where a single atom on an asteroid billions of light years away from anything else is different and nothing else.
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Submitted May 18, 2022 at 03:57AM by DHdes450 https://ift.tt/gF65B...
The hospital where you were born is the only building you left without entering.
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Submitted May 18, 2022 at 03:59AM by lookatallthosetoes https://ift.tt/RkcoQ...
Being stupid is the path of least resistance.
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Submitted May 18, 2022 at 02:48AM by smokeeater150 https://ift.tt/r6Hkb...
Randomly hearing your favorite song on the radio is probably more satisfying than playing it directly from your device.
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Submitted May 18, 2022 at 01:49AM by AbundantMortality https://ift.tt/tIHEw...
Graveyards are probably not that haunted because most of the people buried there didn't die there
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Submitted May 17, 2022 at 03:48AM by SomeoneTookMyCake https://ift.tt/NtHC3...
Believing in extraterrestrial life can be scary to some people but it’s scarier to think we’re alone in the universe.
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Submitted May 17, 2022 at 02:45AM by InspectorMadShit https://ift.tt/XWVGz...
Humans may have evolved to have illogical beliefs because overcoming conflicts caused by them could foster unconventional ways of solving problems.
Since humans evolution was largely geared towards increased intelligence for survival instead of physical aptitude it could be the case that those who were able to resolve conflicts resulting from other people with different or incompatible thought processes or logic would be better fit to solve other problems outside their familiarity. We may have...
Star Trek is superior to Star Wars if you are sorting Alphabetically.
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Submitted May 16, 2022 at 02:50AM by jasonskjonsby https://ift.tt/4gyT8...
Bad language is actually bad vocabulary.
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Submitted May 16, 2022 at 01:37AM by donttakethechip https://ift.tt/39Lvw...
A passive person might come in like a cotton ball
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Submitted May 16, 2022 at 01:38AM by blue_aura26 https://ift.tt/MfPFd...
there's goose and geese, but not moose and meese
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Submitted May 16, 2022 at 01:38AM by slade2121 https://ift.tt/8DeAv...
There is a part of your brain that believes everything it sees when watching a fictional movie
Without it, you'd never be able to enjoy any sort of media ever again
Submitted May 16, 2022 at 01:41AM by LoveWritingWriter https://ift.tt/Y0JT9...
Ingrown hairs are annoying but so satisfying to remove.
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Submitted May 16, 2022 at 01:44AM by ErikTh3Barbaric https://ift.tt/JoQwM...
Teachers are to children, as Marijuana growers/harvesters are to marijuana...
They truly care about the future generations. ;)
Submitted May 16, 2022 at 12:48AM by D3ATH_Follows_All https://ift.tt/YMm3r...
Preferring seedless food is wanting sterilization
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Submitted May 15, 2022 at 01:29AM by boricimo https://ift.tt/cs52U...
Paint manufacturers must make a ton of money.
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Submitted May 15, 2022 at 01:31AM by EatenZombie https://ift.tt/k4np1...
Kids won't think that their parents grow up in a black and white world anymore
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Submitted May 15, 2022 at 01:32AM by Atom_Exe https://ift.tt/vfYS3...
Adam was technically the hottest dude in his generation
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Submitted May 15, 2022 at 01:41AM by readit2947 https://ift.tt/UdFBf...
Most males have had their penis inside their mother’s vagina at least once.
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Submitted May 15, 2022 at 01:41AM by Sheepherder226 https://ift.tt/nk3oS...
Carrier messaging rates no longer apply.
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Submitted May 15, 2022 at 01:45AM by adullploy https://ift.tt/lGxZP...
Gorillas probably think humans are deformed hairless gorillas that cover up for shame.
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Submitted May 15, 2022 at 12:49AM by unrepairedauto https://ift.tt/fDsy6...
flossing your teeth in a different order for a change feels like writing with your non-dominant hand
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Submitted May 14, 2022 at 03:49AM by impressivehey https://ift.tt/SI3eb...
When space colonization begins, space/ 0 G sports will definetly exist
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Submitted May 14, 2022 at 01:49AM by YaksTheLegend https://ift.tt/DhqJj...
Technically all Fantasy is Science Fiction
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Submitted May 14, 2022 at 12:45AM by xHADES734x https://ift.tt/wD9is...
Hi definition tvs have made red hair beards seem more disturbing than regular
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Submitted May 13, 2022 at 05:47AM by RainManToothpicks https://ift.tt/XSyPE...
Things like McDonald's Play Place are very fond for so many of us despite common phobias or instinctual triggers like heights, getting lost, falling, being trapped, small spaces, the dark, overcrowding...
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Submitted May 13, 2022 at 04:43AM by MoistCurdyMaxiPad https://ift.tt/z9XCh...
An efficient form of torture to break someone is to force them to listen to the sound of squeaking shoes
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Submitted May 13, 2022 at 03:46AM by Original-Passenger75 https://ift.tt/hbunc...
The Danish translation for vague (vagt) has at least 4 different meanings.
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Submitted May 13, 2022 at 02:43AM by Almost-Batman https://ift.tt/vQEM8...
It’s OK to kill the messenger if the message was to kill you.
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Submitted May 13, 2022 at 01:40AM by My_Immortal_Flesh https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/uoak1o/its_ok_to_kill_the_messenger_if_the_message_was/?utm_source=ift...
Webcam performers, on average, are probably the most tech savvy among their performer peers in adult entertainment industry
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Submitted May 12, 2022 at 04:39AM by hoi_ming https://ift.tt/XnFPc...
If you are walking or driving and it starts to rain, it is more likely that you moved into the rain, rather than the rain cloud coming to you.
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Submitted May 12, 2022 at 03:46AM by eyegazer444 https://ift.tt/x345c...
The more you sleep, the less you 'live'
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Submitted May 12, 2022 at 02:46AM by Outrageous_Animal282 https://ift.tt/QWdko...
Asking someone how many people are there in the world is a good way to find out when they were last in school.
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Submitted May 12, 2022 at 01:48AM by Kingflares https://ift.tt/omtPX...
if you get bitten by a radioactive zombie would you turn into a normal zombie or a super zombie
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Submitted May 12, 2022 at 12:49AM by cartune-alex https://ift.tt/yT7Hm...
Due to the massive baby formula shortage, theft rates of formula will ironically drop considerably.
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Submitted May 11, 2022 at 04:48AM by chris1096 https://ift.tt/D2g4h...
Somewhere out there is probably somebody who has faked a color blindness, awaiting that minor concussion to pretend that it enabled them to see colors.
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Submitted May 11, 2022 at 03:47AM by fluid_reference https://ift.tt/OPKQr...
Erika is probably the most internationally well known German song
Think about the countless movies, games, and memes alone that you’ve heard this song. Also think of the entire generation that listened to it and how that song has become internationally recognized.
Submitted May 11, 2022 at 02:50AM by pifnbnd https://ift.tt/qbHPo...
Spiderman captures pictures of himself using a web cam
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Submitted May 11, 2022 at 01:49AM by scarf_spheal https://ift.tt/1pvr9...
humans are an invasive species
We’re African apes that can be found on every continent(except antarctica) as well as a lot of islands. we’ve hunted animals to extinction where ever we have gone. we have changed that landscape and created a new evolutionary niche everywhere we went.
Submitted May 11, 2022 at 12:48AM by i_enjoy_music_n_stuf https://ift.tt/mRWNE...
If they made White Noise machines for your mind, I’d sell a kidney to buy one.
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Submitted May 10, 2022 at 04:49AM by WhatInSe7enHells https://ift.tt/MENGx...
Certain types of spoiled milk tastes really good
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Submitted May 10, 2022 at 03:50AM by NoName732 https://ift.tt/BRlyp...
You can't dig half a hole
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Submitted May 10, 2022 at 02:48AM by kry_some_more https://ift.tt/H4PIr...
Sprouts look like mother natures pubic hairs.
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Submitted May 10, 2022 at 01:48AM by soyelement https://ift.tt/iVpvW...
There's really not any parody versions of Weird Al's original songs
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Submitted May 10, 2022 at 12:50AM by Syphon88 https://ift.tt/Z2Qhp...
If Superman threw a handful of coins at a group of criminals using his super strength. it would probably act like a shotgun and rip them apart.
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Submitted May 09, 2022 at 04:46AM by MAXKILLER215 https://ift.tt/GBNVL...
Pets are the top 1% of the animal kingdom
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Submitted May 09, 2022 at 02:48AM by thepandaisonfire https://ift.tt/PchO5...
The bigger a company gets, the greedier they become.
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Submitted May 09, 2022 at 01:45AM by biggestmemelover https://ift.tt/jR8rx...
The Saw movie franchise stopped because the film makers realised that millennials would rather kill themselves than to play shitty survival games
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Submitted May 09, 2022 at 12:48AM by The_Ancient_Memer https://ift.tt/bEzsK...
The only people who buy flags on the side of the road are stoners and rednecks.
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Submitted May 08, 2022 at 03:46AM by sonofdavidsfather https://ift.tt/rw1zh...
The first thing you learn about problem neighbours is their taste in music.
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Submitted May 08, 2022 at 02:45AM by wils_152 https://ift.tt/ATpz4...
lightning WILL eventually strike the same place twice
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Submitted May 08, 2022 at 02:48AM by plzletmehaveanacc https://ift.tt/RS5tc...
You basically force-feed toilets
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Submitted May 08, 2022 at 01:45AM by phuktup3 https://ift.tt/YXbAU...
Severe hay fever sucks
I have severe allergy and I’m so lonely. . I sneeze badly 4-5 hours a day due to hay fever, dust, mold, strong scent, or cat/animal dander. All my medicine does is stop the sneezing from occurring all day nonstop. The sneezing is so rapid I can barely breathe in between sneezes and I need support and stuff badly. It sucks but I’m so lonely and the...
Trying to pee only to realize you can't because you just did is probably some sort of glitch.
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Submitted May 07, 2022 at 04:46AM by Struggle_Rude https://ift.tt/lI3Zo...
Your ex-replationships boyfriends are probably a good way to make friends. Chances are they were picked based on similar things to you.
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Submitted May 07, 2022 at 03:50AM by koop3000 https://ift.tt/mqK8B...
We actually know the identity of the most hated person in the entire world
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Submitted May 07, 2022 at 02:43AM by Strider08000 https://ift.tt/9dMb3...
Even if you buy a mirror new it is alredy used.
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Submitted May 07, 2022 at 01:49AM by DankestPotatoast https://ift.tt/puP6f...
Only people with type A personalities will tell you what type of personality they have
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Submitted May 07, 2022 at 12:48AM by perniciousd https://ift.tt/qz632...
Woman can have a much bigger dick than men.
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Submitted May 06, 2022 at 04:48AM by Most-AverageOne https://ift.tt/sRovK...
When we’re young, we can’t read yet so we get by with pictures instead, but when we’re older, pictures are harder to decipher and we prefer the word version instead
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Submitted May 06, 2022 at 03:46AM by nerdykid5567 https://ift.tt/8uIt3...
Your tounge are never completely relaxed/slack
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Submitted May 06, 2022 at 02:50AM by Blaster92 https://ift.tt/HZzoe...
Some people go from liking Zoos because they love animals to hating them for that exact reason.
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Submitted May 06, 2022 at 01:42AM by Hi_Im_zack https://ift.tt/8AshY...
Paying for something in cash if you’re blind must feel a bit like gambling
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Submitted May 06, 2022 at 12:50AM by DilllaSaysGo https://ift.tt/fdnpt...
Dildos are to men what porn is to women
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Submitted May 05, 2022 at 03:49AM by littlegreenguy911 https://ift.tt/jYShM...
If you decide not to have kids because you don’t think you’d be a good parent, you’re being a good parent.
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Submitted May 05, 2022 at 02:47AM by Laymans_Terms19 https://ift.tt/3oxpl...
Having an IQ of 10 and having an IQ of 190 is equally likely
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Submitted May 05, 2022 at 02:48AM by WantSomeOfMyBread https://ift.tt/Azhv1...
When you're done learning Finnish, you've just finished Finnish
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Submitted May 05, 2022 at 01:49AM by Retro_Space333 https://ift.tt/ea8GA...
Milk tastes milkier if it has a white container
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Submitted May 05, 2022 at 12:47AM by NowAlexYT https://ift.tt/LElIv...
Once you think a thought you can’t un-think it.
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Submitted May 04, 2022 at 04:46AM by -invisible-llama- https://ift.tt/rnXOp...
There are multiple ways to kill a person without being legally considered a murderer, therefore you have probably met some killers
Self-defence, execution, war, police work, accidents, not getting caught
Submitted May 04, 2022 at 03:48AM by QueenElsaArrendelle https://ift.tt/oFdtC...
There’s no such thing as Pro-Life you’re just pro dead women.
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Submitted May 04, 2022 at 02:48AM by LandoVonDoom https://ift.tt/Ju6Dk...
You shouldn’t go on dating apps when you’re horny for the same reasons you don’t to grocery shopping while hungry
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Submitted May 04, 2022 at 01:48AM by DimesyEvans92 https://ift.tt/G4BhD...
If there's no end, there was no start.
For example we have a man who's immortal, he will live forever, but since he was born in the middle of time he can't actually be living forever. So if he doesn't die, he actually has no proof he had a start.
Submitted May 04, 2022 at 12:50AM by Man_From_Latvia https://ift.tt/tNJ8k...
shivers when driving near dead animals
Just a thought, but do you all also get the shivers when you drive near / almost over an animal. I just thought of this and isn't that their body energy that you are shaking away? Anyone else experiences this?
Submitted May 03, 2022 at 02:22AM by DT_Reddit_ https://ift.tt/cTsX0...
Masturbation is the only extended handshake that isn't awkward
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Submitted May 03, 2022 at 02:24AM by Negro_Judio https://ift.tt/v4Mya...
The fact that humans don't know when they will die allows us easily rationalize procrastination and laziness.
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Submitted May 03, 2022 at 02:32AM by East-Bluejay6891 https://ift.tt/LNxEK...
Most woman can’t handle a scorpion to the uterus.
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Submitted May 03, 2022 at 02:47AM by Most-AverageOne https://ift.tt/3jUDA...
If sims were real, they’d have dead parents by age 20
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Submitted May 03, 2022 at 01:49AM by BlankCanvas609 https://ift.tt/4AL6P...
It can be amusing how we anxiously work and wait to become our best selves, and it happens when we are not watching at all.
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Submitted May 02, 2022 at 03:37AM by otaku_hunk_94 https://ift.tt/RO4VZ...
The kinetic energy of walking is almost twice that of the most powerful cosmic rays
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Submitted May 02, 2022 at 03:41AM by River_Lamprey https://ift.tt/PnjZA...
Erasers slowly sacrifice themselves because of your mistakes.
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Submitted May 02, 2022 at 03:47AM by asjkl_lkjsa https://ift.tt/3lvz1...
You put a dead body in a refrigerator so it won't go bad but it already has gone bad.
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Submitted May 02, 2022 at 03:50AM by Somecrazyguy1234 https://ift.tt/4gGBj...
It is impossible to touch any reflection that doesn't belong to you.
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Submitted May 02, 2022 at 02:46AM by RobertThomsonArt https://ift.tt/7ovJD...
Placing a refrigerator in a room will make that room hotter.
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Submitted May 02, 2022 at 01:45AM by sethamin https://ift.tt/O38MS...