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Submitted October 01, 2022 at 04:50AM by SliceLegitimate8674 https://ift.tt/ehZlk...
Gingers rarely dye their hair
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Our heart rates from conception to death get continually slower until we die
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Being an ugly dude is a privilege in prison
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Submitted October 01, 2022 at 01:46AM by shadow2995 https://ift.tt/x3bNn...
Music is a language that all humans speak, all humans feel, and all humans understand.
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Submitted October 01, 2022 at 12:48AM by sparrows_rest https://ift.tt/75zy9...
Bodyguards always look like they're rushing their clients and whisking them away against their will, but that's probably exactly what their clients want it to look like.
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Submitted September 30, 2022 at 03:50AM by RockleyBob https://ift.tt/n4rHx...
Liz Truss seems bent on making the UK miss Boris!
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Submitted September 30, 2022 at 02:26AM by Splattacus https://ift.tt/NfDXl...
Humans are the only species that loses innocence when growing up
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Submitted September 30, 2022 at 02:30AM by whatevergalaxyuniver https://ift.tt/Dh0Gs...
Life is probably moving to fast for governments to keep up, with the huge influx of information and influence at our fingertips.
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Submitted September 30, 2022 at 01:48AM by rustlemyjimmy https://ift.tt/sPjix...
When people are allowed to customize the sound of their electric vehicles, streets are going to sound like a barnyard chorus.
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Submitted September 30, 2022 at 12:50AM by unclefishbits https://ift.tt/c9Q2d...
Windows 12 will be a subscription service.
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Submitted September 29, 2022 at 04:49AM by jwp75 https://ift.tt/TYCRd...
You will reach your weight loss target, eventually.
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Submitted September 29, 2022 at 03:49AM by notathrowawayacc32 https://ift.tt/KCHNz...
Atlantis isn't a myth, it's a prediction
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Submitted September 29, 2022 at 02:36AM by ditto___ https://ift.tt/I6N9L...
The coffee table book industry really needs to create a book of textures for adults.
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Submitted September 29, 2022 at 01:46AM by SquirrelGirlVA https://ift.tt/yoszt...
Grocery shoppers are some of the most stoic people- rarely asking for help finding items
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Submitted September 29, 2022 at 12:47AM by beefandchop https://ift.tt/iDwjr...
All crazy chicks think they’re very attractive.
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Submitted September 28, 2022 at 03:38AM by etrbri https://ift.tt/SborY...
Strict parents make the sneakiest kids who usually turn out extremely detail oriented.
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Submitted September 28, 2022 at 03:41AM by Ok-Lawyer9218 https://ift.tt/NgLZ3...
Every Gen Xer knows the ingredients of a Big Mac... as a song.
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Submitted September 28, 2022 at 03:47AM by 1leggedpuppy https://ift.tt/Oaypx...
Pollen allergy is an allergy to plant sperm
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Submitted September 28, 2022 at 02:33AM by Actual-Strategy-9280 https://ift.tt/IPOa5...
Gay men have no interest in vaginas, but lesbians still use penis-shaped dildos
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Submitted September 28, 2022 at 01:43AM by Zealousideal_Ad_1604 https://ift.tt/KyYu5...
Electrons are the only subatomic particles we can see with the naked eye.
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Submitted September 28, 2022 at 12:49AM by Inaerius https://ift.tt/LOdts...
Every year, thousands of cell phones are dropped into very full porta-potties. (probably)
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Submitted September 27, 2022 at 04:42AM by Vanpotheosis https://ift.tt/bpXzg...
Lighting in movies still use real energy. Those that have read it will get it, others wont.
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Submitted September 27, 2022 at 03:50AM by BIGBILLYIII https://ift.tt/0hAWZ...
Giant fetish and shrinking fetish are the same fetish, it just depends on the point of view.
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Submitted September 27, 2022 at 02:45AM by Vhad42 https://ift.tt/Oqvs0...
An unexpected convenience of recycling is not having to pull the box out of the trash can to double check cooking instructions.
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Submitted September 27, 2022 at 01:50AM by donrcelts14 https://ift.tt/jXEkC...
A car will get its best gas mileage just before the tank goes completely empty.
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Submitted September 27, 2022 at 12:36AM by Mumblix_Grumph https://ift.tt/aV4xG...
Adverts tell you that you are fat without telling you you're fat.
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Submitted September 26, 2022 at 04:48AM by downrightscabby123 https://ift.tt/gFdrq...
A bike transforms our limbs into wheels
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Submitted September 26, 2022 at 03:49AM by grim_keys https://ift.tt/rulqt...
Everyone attends your wedding, then posts pictures of themselves on social media
The wedding is to celebrate people other than yourself, yet everyone is always showing off themselves post wedding on social media. No bride and groom. This isn’t personal to me, just something I’ve noticed as odd /…self centered? Idk what the right word is to describe because I know the people probably have no ill intent and thus doesn’t deem them...
We eat mushrooms after their dead and mushrooms eat us when we’re dead
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Submitted September 26, 2022 at 01:48AM by ThatOneCutscene https://ift.tt/P6H3x...
Everyone is a victim of their own biases. But trying too hard to overcome your inherent bias can instigate crippling self doubt.
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Submitted September 26, 2022 at 12:48AM by KriegerBahn https://ift.tt/ieK7y...
You've never seen a cow run.
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Submitted September 25, 2022 at 02:22AM by ConfusedKoala98 https://ift.tt/h3jcP...
We're living in the epoxy Era.. just as the shag carpet and lava lamps of the 60s and 70s, the big hair and boom boxes of the 80s etc
Just a lite-hearted opinion. I see everything online getting drenched in epoxy for whatever art project people are working on from food to cigarettes and for multiple purposes from art to lamps and furniture.
Submitted September 25, 2022 at 01:18AM by K0MMONS3NS3 https://ift.tt/68T2v...
Cool Ranch Doritos and Tabasco taste amazing together. YW.
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Submitted September 25, 2022 at 01:31AM by IanalystI https://ift.tt/vN4V2...
The most important thing you learn from Eminem lyrics is that food stamps don't buy diapers.
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Submitted September 25, 2022 at 01:32AM by 4LittleHymens https://ift.tt/XF1rS...
Roads are congealed rock juice.
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Submitted September 25, 2022 at 01:35AM by notpynchon https://ift.tt/jMJiz...
The majority of people you see, you’ll only see once
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Submitted September 25, 2022 at 01:39AM by djmodifyd https://ift.tt/phGW6...
Numbers are the greatest illusion created by mankind
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Submitted September 25, 2022 at 12:46AM by Extreme_Illustrator2 https://ift.tt/MFTf2...
You never see ads for microwaves
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Submitted September 24, 2022 at 02:48AM by eamon1232 https://ift.tt/fFhDp...
Pickup artists are in fact very bad at fooling women but very good at fooling men
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Submitted September 24, 2022 at 01:47AM by natflowerss https://ift.tt/7UfRA...
'Launder' is, in fact, a dirty word
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Submitted September 24, 2022 at 12:30AM by ShrinknShrivel https://ift.tt/UMPWb...
Be back gotta go peep
If you can pee and you can poo And your peeing and your pooing You can poop
Why can’t you peep?
Submitted September 24, 2022 at 12:36AM by ParentTales https://ift.tt/zYeys...
Your body likes coke because it is secretly yearning for fruit.
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Submitted September 24, 2022 at 12:38AM by Master_of_opinions https://ift.tt/cuidD...
Pretty people thinking they are attractive because they have healthy habits is the same as rich people thinking they are rich because they are smart
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Submitted September 24, 2022 at 12:40AM by RedpilledChris https://ift.tt/DJV2p...
Those who shout the loudest about freedom and not trespassing on their rights are the ones who want to limit the freedom and rights of others the most.
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Submitted September 24, 2022 at 12:49AM by lightedge https://ift.tt/ZMC6g...
Professional wrestling rewards people for beating up their colleagues.
And not in the sense that you win a match, but rather that beating up the champion whenever you feel like it grants you a title shot most of the time.
Submitted September 23, 2022 at 03:41AM by Tornado31619 https://ift.tt/IMjhp...
Most people are homemade.
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Submitted September 23, 2022 at 03:47AM by wee_froggy https://ift.tt/BF3hC...
Your body is your spirits Voltron.
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Submitted September 23, 2022 at 02:46AM by bluep0pcorn https://ift.tt/nguYT...
kids in grade school perceive such a big difference between grades because one year is a much bigger percentage of their lives than an adult's
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Submitted September 23, 2022 at 01:35AM by suprosonic12 https://ift.tt/MpaPy...
More than half of the world's population are attracted to men
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Submitted September 23, 2022 at 01:35AM by apirateiwasmeanttobe https://ift.tt/bNPR8...
Stop please sounds a lot more polite than please stop
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Submitted September 23, 2022 at 12:49AM by Queen-Fisher https://ift.tt/41Qq6...
A tow truck is also a car hearse.
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Submitted September 22, 2022 at 03:41AM by Ridethepig101 https://ift.tt/OFkLi...
Generally, people are afraid to be candid verbally, but they’re not afraid to use blunt body language
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Submitted September 22, 2022 at 03:42AM by vedhavet https://ift.tt/DN4KB...
Jolly rancher’s just flavor your saliva
Eat one, it’s true
Submitted September 22, 2022 at 03:49AM by Trash-official https://ift.tt/Ybiwr...
Because car company’s don’t want there cars damaged in the Grand Turismo games, Grand Theft Auto has more realistic crash physics
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Submitted September 22, 2022 at 02:42AM by CertifiedStraight https://ift.tt/5HYqE...
There can't be a Chinese scrabble
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Submitted September 22, 2022 at 01:50AM by MaquinaBlablabla https://ift.tt/8OR7l...
At least one London butcher must have tried to sell their meat as bucking ham.
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Submitted September 22, 2022 at 12:35AM by Jonasm501 https://ift.tt/ZtCdD...
everything that we use is in the past
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Submitted September 21, 2022 at 04:47AM by cockinator_9000 https://ift.tt/QXVrs...
Rick roll for Rick roll
When you want to Rick roll someone, you first have to Rick roll yourself to copy the link.
Submitted September 21, 2022 at 03:44AM by ThousandthStar https://ift.tt/eQwa4...
one day the ocean and the rivers will just erode all the land.
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Submitted September 21, 2022 at 02:46AM by Theelfsmother https://ift.tt/XcFkG...
Our bodies must be confused as hell when we do sports. Running for 5 meters then stopping for 10 seconds then running 2 meters then stopping for 10 seconds.
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Submitted September 21, 2022 at 01:35AM by BobTheBlob78910 https://ift.tt/vFOcn...
When it comes to blowjobs, a good gag reflex is bad, and a bad one is good
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Submitted September 21, 2022 at 12:41AM by MrP0tato123 https://ift.tt/JQKYO...
Laying down while playing with cars is mostly done to see the wheels turn realistically
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Submitted September 20, 2022 at 04:35AM by Elluminated https://ift.tt/B2keS...
Paying to watch something but having to watch ads before it starts isn't acceptable until it comes to cinemas
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Submitted September 20, 2022 at 03:48AM by I-HATE-Y0U https://ift.tt/xDVzu...
Staring deep into someone's eyes starts to lose its sexiness when it's your optometrist.
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Submitted September 20, 2022 at 02:47AM by securityseminars https://ift.tt/9mc12...
One of the most damning realizations of how old you've gotten is noticing how much you've scrolled to select your birth year for something online.
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Submitted September 20, 2022 at 01:41AM by KCfaninLA https://ift.tt/3smha...
Anyone who has landed on their legs at terminal velocity probably holds an animal land speed record, just down instead of forward
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Submitted September 20, 2022 at 12:46AM by TheGoldPaladin https://ift.tt/Udvf2...
No adult looks cuter yawning.
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Submitted September 19, 2022 at 02:03AM by Separate-Maize9985 https://ift.tt/rtE8B...
People are grossed out by mixing water and milk but see coffee and tea as perfectly acceptable with milk
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Submitted September 19, 2022 at 02:11AM by feeblehorse https://ift.tt/zIjVS...
Straight jackets are swaddles for adults.
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Submitted September 19, 2022 at 02:17AM by sbsMB https://ift.tt/GToWj...
The Final Destination movies exist in a universe where there’s no health and safety codes
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Submitted September 19, 2022 at 02:36AM by Looney_forner https://ift.tt/mNudv...
The Cookie Monster was an addict and we all grew up laughing at him.
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Submitted September 19, 2022 at 01:47AM by civgarth https://ift.tt/afEgy...
the little mermaid is greek
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Submitted September 19, 2022 at 01:48AM by someweirdbanana https://ift.tt/TmNq1...
Schools want their students to be stress and depression free but still give loads of homework and tests
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Submitted September 19, 2022 at 12:39AM by MrDitkovichNeedsRent https://ift.tt/dwCEH...
A human who sleeps 8 hours a night is only aware of their own existence 66% of their lives
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Submitted September 18, 2022 at 03:22AM by ActualPimpHagrid https://ift.tt/h4AJ8...
every human has their favourite side for chewing and it feels like a whole new world chewing on the other side
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Submitted September 18, 2022 at 03:37AM by awesomehuder https://ift.tt/ndLus...
Sanity reminder: Intelligence isn't stupid enough to turn itself into an arms race.
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Submitted September 18, 2022 at 03:38AM by S-Vagus https://ift.tt/lf0jO...
Space is the container that holds the entire universe excluding all its content
I’m my opinion, space is the container that holds the entire universe excluding all of its content. I’ve often analogically thought of space as number zero on the mathematical real number line, the origin and also the container that flows and encapsulates the entire number line simultaneously since we can find zero between every number. Just like...
The difference between news and propaganda for many is whether or not they believe it.
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Submitted September 18, 2022 at 01:43AM by Looney_forner https://ift.tt/m2K0y...
There is probably a super intelligent insect that we are not aware of because it is dealing with survival.
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Submitted September 18, 2022 at 12:50AM by HenryEck https://ift.tt/mQl3r...
Drawings of dicks are inaccurate unless you are looking from the bottom (still a bit off)
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Submitted September 17, 2022 at 03:18AM by Haunting_Milk_3853 https://ift.tt/widWX...
Everyone praises a woman kicking a man's ass over a touch, but when a woman touches a man on public no one takes it seriously.
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Submitted September 17, 2022 at 03:30AM by MaitMansour https://ift.tt/qhxvt...
In various languages around the world, Happy Birthday is likely the most sung song each day.
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Submitted September 17, 2022 at 03:36AM by jonbutwithnoh https://ift.tt/ygFE7...
Cream cheese Bagel is a savory cheesecake
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Submitted September 17, 2022 at 02:49AM by dilldoeorg https://ift.tt/yJ4O5...
Homo erectus sounds politically incorrect.
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Submitted September 17, 2022 at 01:44AM by BJJan2001 https://ift.tt/MU81d...
The modern dating scenario has the pressure of keeping constant interest
People have lots of options, and they wanna avoid boredom at all cost. We wanna our brains to be constantly fed by dopamine or excitement.
Just one boring text and you're out of the market.
Submitted September 17, 2022 at 12:36AM by vietlinh12hoa https://ift.tt/yjkYt...
When you’re a kid $10 feels like $100 but when you’re all grown up, $100 feels like $10
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Submitted September 16, 2022 at 04:49AM by bruisedSunshine https://ift.tt/zAXfV...
Botox is a performance enhancing drug for poker.
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Submitted September 16, 2022 at 03:41AM by shiri24 https://ift.tt/O6JMk...
A kamikaze pilot cannot become an ace pilot
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Submitted September 16, 2022 at 02:45AM by doodlepenguin5 https://ift.tt/7vmVK...
We don't pay to live, we pay to live comfortably.
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Submitted September 16, 2022 at 01:39AM by Loud_Ad7943 https://ift.tt/kZc7J...
Ever since digital cameras were invented, the amount of goofy photos has risen
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Submitted September 16, 2022 at 12:31AM by hotcakeFake https://ift.tt/2IeCb...
You can't look through both your pupils in a mirror.
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Submitted September 15, 2022 at 04:43AM by Corno4825 https://ift.tt/vMVGQ...
remember, you won't remember pain, so don't be afraid of turning pains to gains.
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Submitted September 15, 2022 at 03:49AM by Grinagh https://ift.tt/8d7CL...
You have to be fried to really appreciate fried food.
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Submitted September 15, 2022 at 02:48AM by WackyPro https://ift.tt/CEYhq...
The Dodge Ram Truck is the douche canoo of the loser class
There. I said it.
Submitted September 15, 2022 at 01:47AM by redldr1 https://ift.tt/6zoEi...
A lot of popular characters will become public domain in our lifetime.
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Submitted September 15, 2022 at 12:48AM by TheoristDa13th https://ift.tt/0nCFT...
You can uncook an egg by feeding it to a chicken.
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Submitted September 14, 2022 at 02:10AM by WakeOfTerra https://ift.tt/aMxTO...
the theory of the Queen drinking virgin/children's blood for immortality is out the window. With that being said, R.I.P..
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Submitted September 14, 2022 at 02:30AM by hazlejungle0 https://ift.tt/uTd69...
humans are actually the only animal that worry about being fat
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Submitted September 14, 2022 at 02:34AM by viper3580 https://ift.tt/hpbF5...
It’s a bit weird when people kiss their blood relatives on the lips.
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Submitted September 14, 2022 at 02:42AM by casualastronomer https://ift.tt/PYoOJ...
We can make rockets that go to space and land on different planets…
Yet we’ve explored less than 5% of the Ocean.
Submitted September 14, 2022 at 01:45AM by Vivid_Dirt_5010 https://ift.tt/K0vA5...
People assume that judges are able to throw books with accuracy and power.
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Submitted September 14, 2022 at 12:47AM by wfezzari https://ift.tt/NBLbP...
With cash slowly dying out, the chances of having that happy moment when you find in a pair of trousers, is far less likely to happen
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Submitted September 14, 2022 at 12:48AM by 33and5 https://ift.tt/xDsLN...
Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you
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Submitted September 13, 2022 at 04:50AM by TheRetroToad https://ift.tt/iZHSY...
High school graduation parties are simply funerals signifying the easiest part of your life is over.
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Submitted September 13, 2022 at 03:41AM by MrLuigiMario https://ift.tt/M592i...
Once AI is good at faking video and writing, we’ll be back to polaroids and pens.
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Submitted September 13, 2022 at 02:36AM by drerw https://ift.tt/vo2gN...
Child-birthers and wiener-wielders is the modern day ladies and gentlemen
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Submitted September 13, 2022 at 01:44AM by Bobbers8 https://ift.tt/gwWDG...
It's better not to be able to sleep than not to be able to wake up
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Submitted September 13, 2022 at 12:31AM by TheAccountofBrian https://ift.tt/EOH9K...
cereal is cold breakfast soup
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Submitted September 12, 2022 at 03:48AM by WingPuzzleheaded2811 https://ift.tt/wsVOH...
Men probably aren’t afraid of spiders because they are the ones that died and didn’t witness someone die
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Submitted September 12, 2022 at 02:47AM by Mechanical_Enginear https://ift.tt/z4BHn...
Kids wipe their mouths on their shirts because we taught them that…
We spend years teaching our kids to wipe their mouths with the nearest piece of cloth (a bib), then spend years yelling at them to unteach them that.
Submitted September 12, 2022 at 01:43AM by justanemptyvoice https://ift.tt/IcLCW...
Tictactoe is a dumb game.
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Submitted September 12, 2022 at 12:45AM by IDangoI https://ift.tt/QnE7a...
Toothpaste companies are probably pissed at electric toothbrush heads being smaller
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Submitted September 12, 2022 at 12:46AM by Apprehensive_Cry545 https://ift.tt/AxPCp...
The human race is arguably never more than 123 years from extinction.
The oldest human recorded lived to 122 years and 164 days. Until the next baby is successfully birthed, we're screwed.
Submitted September 11, 2022 at 04:30AM by 10101010010101010110 https://ift.tt/RZoQN...
the sun is the least looked at thing that everybody has seen
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Submitted September 11, 2022 at 03:46AM by blanketsani https://ift.tt/Wd8ZO...
Someone else had that exact same thought already.
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Submitted September 11, 2022 at 02:50AM by EinwegName https://ift.tt/HKjN6...
Yellow paint is going to be scarce in Eastern Europe for a while.
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Submitted September 11, 2022 at 01:36AM by OyVeyzMeir https://ift.tt/mpw0t...
A considerable number of insects must have died from gunshots.
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Submitted September 11, 2022 at 12:42AM by blondyn526j https://ift.tt/8DXUG...
Technically squirrels cheeks are also their nutsacks.
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Submitted September 10, 2022 at 03:40AM by Ninthdoughnut79 https://ift.tt/SFN4A...
You have never seen what you look like with your eyes closed in real life
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Submitted September 10, 2022 at 03:42AM by WoofAndGoodbye https://ift.tt/rFTY5...
Currencies with the Queen no them will one day be incredibly rare, as they get replaced with the king
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Submitted September 10, 2022 at 03:45AM by swimming_triceratops https://ift.tt/cQNoE...
Smartphones have eliminated the need for credits at the end of every movie.
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Submitted September 10, 2022 at 02:48AM by gibson6594 https://ift.tt/eusiM...
Worrying about not being handsome/beautiful won't be a problem when you're brave enough to be ugly
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Submitted September 10, 2022 at 01:48AM by Puzzleheaded_Ad_9427 https://ift.tt/b1FTy...
There’s always going to be someone stupid enough to support a loser.
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Submitted September 10, 2022 at 12:45AM by makzero https://ift.tt/SoVYi...
There’s going to be a giant surge in girls named Elizabeth in the next several years.
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Submitted September 09, 2022 at 04:49AM by boricimo https://ift.tt/Iiwsg...
Sometimes community service does more to rehabilitate someone than jail or prison
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Submitted September 09, 2022 at 03:48AM by T3knikal95 https://ift.tt/SKQBV...
The Queen saw over a third of US history.
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Submitted September 09, 2022 at 02:42AM by robot_handjob https://ift.tt/X8QnU...
Writing bad reviews is justice, writing good ones is work.
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Submitted September 09, 2022 at 01:50AM by hearsdemons https://ift.tt/fRmdr...
Many large ships reach their top speed while heading for the bottom of the ocean
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Submitted September 09, 2022 at 12:43AM by Zealousideal_Ad_1604 https://ift.tt/2QUA9...
The Appel is one of the most common fruits, but one of the least popular fruit jams.
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Submitted September 08, 2022 at 04:40AM by Mr_Awesome0436 https://ift.tt/PZlfW...
Your generation’s hip/cool perfume/cologne will be considered an old person’s scent by your grandkids
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Submitted September 08, 2022 at 03:35AM by curiouscomp30 https://ift.tt/RMWpg...
Young Earth believers think the Earth is only a few thousand years old yet think nothing of putting fossil fuels in their cars
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Submitted September 08, 2022 at 02:46AM by Apprehensive_Donut49 https://ift.tt/k3wDg...
People spend over $1,000 for a phone with incredible features we couldn't have dreamed of years ago, and instead use it to take videos of them doing dances.
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Submitted September 08, 2022 at 01:43AM by return2ozma https://ift.tt/ysvLx...
Out of all the cold fries, crinkle cut wins
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Submitted September 08, 2022 at 12:38AM by hecklerp8 https://ift.tt/Kjazw...
Mice are cuter than Gerbils, yet are not socially acceptable as pets.
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Submitted September 07, 2022 at 03:27AM by ToanGreenlow https://ift.tt/F49Aj...
You probably burn more calories during nightmares than dreams.
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Submitted September 07, 2022 at 02:49AM by BuckeyeCreekTTV https://ift.tt/I47Ri...
Naked people lack the rights which clothed people have.
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Submitted September 07, 2022 at 01:38AM by Captain_Clark https://ift.tt/U5fme...
Tinder is a combination of an actual dating app with thispersondoesnotexist.com
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Submitted September 07, 2022 at 12:30AM by OneQuadrillionOwls https://ift.tt/aYuj7...
Situationally dependent, keeping secrets either makes you very trustworthy, or very untrustworthy.
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Submitted September 07, 2022 at 12:40AM by eechrst https://ift.tt/QIUu3...
Babysitters are teenagers who act like adults so adults can go out and act like teenagers.
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Submitted September 06, 2022 at 04:50AM by CharlesCalvin123 https://ift.tt/mgXcJ...
People around the world memorize the most common values (30, 45 and 60 degrees) for sin and cos in different order. Some memorized sin values first and others cos values firsts.
There's probably no underlying reason for it, between nationalities, but it is as it is.
Submitted September 06, 2022 at 03:41AM by Ibn__K4ldun https://ift.tt/7WOxy...
Fast food restaurants are designed to hurry you out. Sit-down restaurants are designed to keep you eating and drinking so that you buy and tip more.
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Submitted September 06, 2022 at 02:49AM by GwenTheHuman https://ift.tt/fXjON...
The point of golf is to play as little golf as possible
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Submitted September 06, 2022 at 01:20AM by AtG68 https://ift.tt/CnFWh...
You get pushed out of a hole when you’re born, and spend the rest of your life trying to climb out of one, unless you’re born rich
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Submitted September 06, 2022 at 12:50AM by TuckerTheCuckFucker https://ift.tt/LXUuB...
Santa works at the mall
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Submitted September 05, 2022 at 04:45AM by EggRepulsive9771 https://ift.tt/PaSCg...
Internet always seems slow for our requirements far outstrip data transfer capabilities.
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Submitted September 05, 2022 at 03:48AM by dilly2philly https://ift.tt/iuCpb...
You know you're getting old when actors playing authority figures on TV are younger than you.
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Submitted September 05, 2022 at 02:38AM by jaffakree83 https://ift.tt/HjM6p...
Eventually hearses will drive and transport bodies themselves.
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Submitted September 05, 2022 at 01:49AM by Capta1nzomb1e https://ift.tt/RLVNd...
Light has a speed
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Submitted September 05, 2022 at 12:49AM by unicorn_show https://ift.tt/EGJy5...
You can learn a lot about a person by looking inside their microwave.
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Submitted September 04, 2022 at 04:46AM by twocanssam https://ift.tt/jw6FK...
When someone is selling a mirror and lists it as never used they're making a false claim if any light ever touched it
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The bigger your umbrella the richer you look
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Submitted September 04, 2022 at 02:47AM by IDlOT https://ift.tt/BkFPb...
As inflation increases, the metal from coins will be worth more than the coins themselves.
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Submitted September 04, 2022 at 01:48AM by dontquoteme19 https://ift.tt/PodTk...
Movies never seem to depict snow in the southern hemisphere
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Submitted September 04, 2022 at 12:48AM by Cuesport77 https://ift.tt/QYaiy...
Health foods and alcohol are very similar. Few people like the flavor but instead consume for the effects.
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Submitted September 03, 2022 at 04:46AM by TheUnexaminedLife9 https://ift.tt/L5bHZ...
No matter how hard they try, no industry will ever be as diverse as the porn industry
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Submitted September 03, 2022 at 03:45AM by orbitwhitegum7 https://ift.tt/biVzW...
All Geo Metro cars will be considered antiques by January 1st 2023
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Submitted September 03, 2022 at 02:49AM by BellBellPeppPepp https://ift.tt/OQ4Wa...
Try asking people who don't believe in dinosaurs where oil comes from.
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Submitted September 03, 2022 at 01:38AM by BillyManHansSr https://ift.tt/yCGWn...
The idea of getting lost on a deserted island is something of the past, since phone signal is readily available, and smartphones are pretty durable.
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Submitted September 03, 2022 at 12:33AM by bear4bunny https://ift.tt/gZFlB...
Someday soon, somebody will probably create an AI Chatbot for the sole purpose of hooking up with people on dating websites.
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Submitted September 02, 2022 at 03:47AM by Humanest_Human https://ift.tt/cXUJN...
In the north, December is associated with Winter even thought the majority is in Fall.
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Submitted September 02, 2022 at 03:47AM by Kewlerd https://ift.tt/wrCGS...
We are the result of one singular, unbroken chain of cell reproduction.
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Submitted September 02, 2022 at 03:49AM by PastPriority-771 https://ift.tt/g7tYc...
Movie characters can only be as smart as were the writers
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Submitted September 02, 2022 at 02:44AM by Professional_Mix_610 https://ift.tt/djG3W...
Blockbuster movies and Commercials with famous people don’t really have an effect anymore.
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Submitted September 02, 2022 at 01:44AM by SublimeEcto1A https://ift.tt/JvxEo...
Podcasts have outlasted the iPod for which they're named
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