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Submitted December 01, 2022 at 04:48AM by Wizardofthecreek https://ift.tt/YuIdD...
Everybody is full of themselves
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Submitted December 01, 2022 at 03:48AM by Jonnydrama2 https://ift.tt/MFEvG...
Obsessing about if something is masculine or not is one of the least masculine things an individual can do.
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Submitted December 01, 2022 at 02:49AM by ZenMonkey47 https://ift.tt/Gt8nD...
Someone was just trying to extend the life of some cucumbers and then suddenly pickles were invented
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Submitted December 01, 2022 at 01:44AM by MyBebesArePlants https://ift.tt/q1arW...
We are closer to the year 2050 than to 1990
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Submitted December 01, 2022 at 12:53AM by _Alitaria_ https://ift.tt/3OHx0...
The first and and last minutes in bed are the most comfortable.
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Submitted November 30, 2022 at 02:51AM by LeVenim https://ift.tt/sngt5...
We are all technically single minded
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Submitted November 30, 2022 at 03:08AM by Sterben1103 https://ift.tt/7agGB...
Whoever created the very first invention also created the concept of inventing
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Submitted November 30, 2022 at 01:25AM by pufballcat https://ift.tt/lOXkR...
You are practically unzipping popcorn.
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Submitted November 30, 2022 at 01:39AM by Amerigo94 https://ift.tt/SZYiL...
Ice is great for alleviating pain, but horrible for a hurt tooth
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Submitted November 30, 2022 at 01:40AM by Here-For-The-Comment https://ift.tt/w9PVW...
The higher your income is, the more enjoyable buying basic groceries or shopping is.
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Submitted November 30, 2022 at 01:54AM by cortemptas https://ift.tt/0xRhg...
R2-D2 speaking in beeps is very impractical.
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Submitted November 30, 2022 at 12:47AM by Animeking1108 https://ift.tt/r0WhG...
Someone must have died while watching porn. Finding them must have been really awkward
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Submitted November 29, 2022 at 02:23AM by Dreamweaver_21 https://ift.tt/rK7iw...
The back of a backpack doesn't nearly become wet as often as the front does
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Submitted November 29, 2022 at 02:30AM by Tommytoastjes https://ift.tt/faLRw...
A pen's length will always stay the same.
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Submitted November 29, 2022 at 02:34AM by AmbitiousCheese https://ift.tt/cn25G...
Tom Cruise basically figured out a way to fly military jets and get paid millions.
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Submitted November 29, 2022 at 02:44AM by kgvc7 https://ift.tt/3J7ol...
Everyone has masturbated thinking about someone they shouldn’t have
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Submitted November 29, 2022 at 02:45AM by DDLGcplxo https://ift.tt/rq7Gw...
You don’t realize how crazy you are until you install indoor security cameras.
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Submitted November 29, 2022 at 01:37AM by hearsdemons https://ift.tt/3R9cy...
While naked there are tactical advantages to being a ‘grower’ not a ‘shower’.
No dangle. No tangle.
Submitted November 29, 2022 at 12:42AM by jahncahduh https://ift.tt/3JvfB...
Blinking is the VSYNC of life
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Submitted November 28, 2022 at 03:28AM by MolotovBitch https://ift.tt/dbgV2...
X and O were the first two forms of emoticons
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Submitted November 28, 2022 at 02:41AM by Cozy_Zone https://ift.tt/OSwvz...
In a fight, there are tactical advantages to being naked
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Submitted November 28, 2022 at 01:30AM by stumped711 https://ift.tt/Wwdau...
The idea of chicken wings are always better then the actuality of them.
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Submitted November 28, 2022 at 12:41AM by RoostarHead https://ift.tt/4WGqN...
Anything can be turned into a sauce if you break it down enough.
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Submitted November 28, 2022 at 12:44AM by Two-Watch_Tony https://ift.tt/v7xsr...
Courage the Cowardly dog is actually courageous because he faces the monsters in every episode despite being afraid.
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Submitted November 27, 2022 at 03:43AM by Fun_Effective_5134 https://ift.tt/hsXC0...
Deaf people are the only people with out accents that have the ability to use their voice
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Submitted November 27, 2022 at 03:43AM by Soulless_But_Happy https://ift.tt/fEWB6...
People will consider you a criminal if you kill your cat/dog/bird for food but will consider you a normal person if you kill your cow/pig/chicken for the same reason.
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Submitted November 27, 2022 at 02:47AM by QuantumS1ngularity https://ift.tt/QUx9j...
A dog doesn't know the word for 'dog', but they do know the word for 'good dog'.
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Submitted November 27, 2022 at 01:46AM by fluffy_assassins https://ift.tt/6rqoW...
Christmas songs hit different when it’s snowing
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Submitted November 27, 2022 at 12:48AM by Slumbergoat16 https://ift.tt/sbNGO...
You are living under a rock to someone on the other side of the world.
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Submitted November 26, 2022 at 04:47AM by Katakana1 https://ift.tt/f2sVZ...
We are as far away from Christmas as we are from Halloween. Some people don’t take down Christmas decorations till spring.
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Submitted November 26, 2022 at 03:45AM by Newsaroo https://ift.tt/7qPO0...
Boromir is played by Mr. Bean.
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Submitted November 26, 2022 at 02:48AM by CoverWorried7512 https://ift.tt/r6eZu...
There are entire generations of cats who don't associate the electric can opener with mealtime
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Submitted November 26, 2022 at 01:42AM by SnoopThereItIs88 https://ift.tt/m1osH...
It must be really tough for interrogators to crack masochists.
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Submitted November 26, 2022 at 12:48AM by Nibblerzzz https://ift.tt/NWij5...
There are those who refuse to discuss modern reality.
Some people have a very limited mind, but they will acceptably listen to some dialogues that are mostly about myth, fantasy, or conspiracy theory but won't engage in conversations relating to the reality of modern reality, like social issues and science, etc.
Do I not understand?
PS: On the one hand, some people with a very open mind love open discussion...
People only judge men who wear tight clothes, not baggy
Not that either should be judged though
Submitted November 25, 2022 at 03:47AM by Low-Zone4665 https://ift.tt/OLTdW...
Biting string cheese is actually the correct way to eat it, because you’re not touching the cheese to peel it, eliminating cross contamination.
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Submitted November 25, 2022 at 02:46AM by exporius https://ift.tt/pQ5Ho...
Sometimes trying to be helpful to someone is appreciated. Sometimes it makes a situation much worse.
That’s where gauging timing, comfort levels and boundaries are helpful.
Submitted November 25, 2022 at 01:50AM by TryingtoGetWell28 https://ift.tt/NeZgz...
Your socks have a mileage too, but your shoes wear out faster than your socks
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Submitted November 25, 2022 at 12:45AM by Sad_Round9102 https://ift.tt/1TpAc...
Lying is okay as long as people know the truth (aka sarcasm)
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Submitted November 24, 2022 at 03:49AM by LameTogaParty https://ift.tt/1lq9U...
Porn stars probably practice moans and orgasms
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Submitted November 24, 2022 at 03:49AM by MantraMan https://ift.tt/QRufg...
The German goalkeeper missed that save in the 83 min on purpose
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Submitted November 24, 2022 at 02:43AM by salt_lach_city https://ift.tt/nAPfW...
Tons more people will own a telescope and get into astronomy when everything finally runs on clean energy and the skies clear up in cities. Lovely night skies everywhere.
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Submitted November 24, 2022 at 01:49AM by suckrates https://ift.tt/VmBHM...
For a lot of people, it’s easier to keep a child alive than it is to keep a plant alive.
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Submitted November 24, 2022 at 12:39AM by Foppful https://ift.tt/3oUFB...
Walnuts taste how smooshed moths look
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Submitted November 23, 2022 at 03:29AM by barelyknowherCFC https://ift.tt/3BPZz...
There's no good reason why the acceptability of dying your grey hair depends on whether you're an older man or an older woman
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Submitted November 23, 2022 at 02:48AM by pufballcat https://ift.tt/cfqSp...
A fictional character can only ever be as smart as their writers
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Submitted November 23, 2022 at 01:42AM by Arakis-balls https://ift.tt/GpveO...
A mans unwillingness to use a urinal next to another man is directly proportional to how small his penis is.
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Submitted November 23, 2022 at 12:39AM by Realitybytes_ https://ift.tt/sariu...
One Piece is a really long heist movie, where the main character takes thousands of episodes to assemble his crew.
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Submitted November 23, 2022 at 12:43AM by Redditer51 https://ift.tt/wAVBM...
There are no young people named Howard.
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Submitted November 22, 2022 at 04:47AM by KruztyTheClown https://ift.tt/NQXtJ...
Saying you watch a world cup match sounds better than saying you watch 22 millionaires chasing a ball
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Submitted November 22, 2022 at 03:46AM by Quelair https://ift.tt/b2iGy...
The ability to read minds initially seems cool until you realize it's a passive ability like hearing. Meaning, you can't just turn it on and off. You'd likely go insane if you remain around other people. At a minimum you'll have major trust issues in every relationship.
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Submitted November 22, 2022 at 02:49AM by East-Bluejay6891 https://ift.tt/5D4fE...
Every child has parents but not every child will be a parent.
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Submitted November 22, 2022 at 01:47AM by c_l_who https://ift.tt/MAh5R...
England has won more world wars than world cups
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Submitted November 22, 2022 at 12:43AM by PoultryMan99 https://ift.tt/M1ZH3...
You might be able to see a color no one else can see but you just don’t know it
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Submitted November 21, 2022 at 04:39AM by TheHamSamples https://ift.tt/3qR7w...
We spend a not insignificant portion of our entire lives waiting for Internet pages to load and we're totally fine with it.
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Submitted November 21, 2022 at 03:24AM by East-Bluejay6891 https://ift.tt/qQjUu...
Everyone knows everything they just need to unlock it
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Submitted November 21, 2022 at 02:25AM by Shmuel452 https://ift.tt/CZ7yk...
There's more porn at the public library than you'd think.
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Submitted November 21, 2022 at 01:49AM by boundbyflames https://ift.tt/6rc3j...
The amount of nipples in the world drastically outnumber the amount of buttholes
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Submitted November 21, 2022 at 12:45AM by The_Silver_Lynx https://ift.tt/1G7d2...
The Sun has orbited the Milky Way only 20 times
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Submitted November 20, 2022 at 04:11AM by 50k-runner https://ift.tt/CsKAQ...
The creators of Wordle missed an opportunity,
if they had named it WORDL it would have been 5 letters, and an anagram for World.
Submitted November 20, 2022 at 03:48AM by KeckyOK https://ift.tt/uXT2v...
Lisa Simpson plays the saxophone very well for a girl with only four fingers on each hand.
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Submitted November 20, 2022 at 02:48AM by wimpykidfan37 https://ift.tt/5lQbt...
People don't have anxiety about losing money at a casino even though it's more impactful than some things we fear
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Submitted November 20, 2022 at 01:48AM by CeamoreCash https://ift.tt/x1FVl...
You never really see someone bringing in their groceries.
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Submitted November 20, 2022 at 12:42AM by flameboss208 https://ift.tt/pXSWl...
People on classical paintings doesn't have acnes
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Submitted November 19, 2022 at 04:14AM by filmememore https://ift.tt/0q9ve...
People watching is only okay if you don't know the people
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Submitted November 19, 2022 at 03:46AM by super-lemon https://ift.tt/uzSXg...
Somewhere in the future someone is going to go into cryostasis as a billionaire and wake up poor
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Submitted November 19, 2022 at 02:50AM by africanasshat https://ift.tt/Ane6p...
Nocturnal animals probably have a fear of the light the same way that we have a fear of the dark
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Submitted November 19, 2022 at 01:46AM by A_FAT_BAG_OF_DICKS https://ift.tt/5lgRx...
All happy endings have a life expectancy
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Submitted November 19, 2022 at 12:40AM by Tall_Mickey https://ift.tt/3h18i...
It is because love and happiness have been placed on such a high pedestal that people don't believe that it is something within their reach.
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Submitted November 18, 2022 at 04:42AM by JustSomeApparition https://ift.tt/UjgWt...
Retail workers know more about human behavior than most psychologists
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Submitted November 18, 2022 at 03:44AM by moneybot https://ift.tt/JGCBF...
Every bag of chips you've ever opened is still out theres somewhere
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Submitted November 18, 2022 at 02:49AM by mateayat98 https://ift.tt/kojBc...
Amazing how things completely evolve & change with technology, but the simple red, yellow, green of traffic lights will most likely never change.
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Submitted November 18, 2022 at 01:47AM by TheAnswerIsSauce https://ift.tt/S2WnJ...
A half moon is a full moon.
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Submitted November 18, 2022 at 12:47AM by im-not-you-bozo https://ift.tt/QudkY...
You never hear bad things about working for Google.
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Submitted November 17, 2022 at 04:35AM by hamsamith https://ift.tt/jy1Ew...
Death and Taxes? Death can help you avoid taxes for sure
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Submitted November 17, 2022 at 03:46AM by thecultcanburn https://ift.tt/Nq9Fy...
Every engine is a sub-light engine
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Submitted November 17, 2022 at 02:46AM by popegonzo https://ift.tt/kMVwg...
Most videogames are interactive movies.
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Submitted November 17, 2022 at 01:41AM by half-baked_axx https://ift.tt/r9Fbo...
A pillow made of thorns is both pointy and pointless
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Submitted November 17, 2022 at 12:45AM by tmih93 https://ift.tt/7wEzH...
There is likely a fart happening somewhere in the world at all times. Meaning there’s been one long worldwide fart for hundreds of years. Each fart piggy-backing off the last.
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Submitted November 16, 2022 at 04:35AM by ifixshitallthetime https://ift.tt/UywhY...
Eyes take ~30 mins to adjust to dark because it takes ~30 min for the sun to set
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Submitted November 16, 2022 at 03:42AM by TheKingOfSwing777 https://ift.tt/o7iRX...
When you look out to the Milky Way, you're one of a handful of people experiencing light that has travelled billions of years for you to see it.
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Submitted November 16, 2022 at 02:41AM by Adam_Gill_1965 https://ift.tt/cH083...
Remember those pencils with removable ink? Why not make a printer that uses that ink or have a compatibility mode
I like to draw and I got one of those light things that manga artists use to do the outline of there drawings. The thing is that those lineart pages are Very thin and I thought to myself that it would be much better to simply use the page that i scatched on to beginn with.Those things are allso not mobile. The thing is that simply erasing on the page...
Being wrong and not knowing it feels exactly the same as being right.
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Submitted November 16, 2022 at 12:45AM by 40ozSmasher https://ift.tt/ow3MX...
No movie has ever been watched fully by anyone in one sitting. Because, we blink.
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Submitted November 15, 2022 at 04:49AM by Jon_Bill_22 https://ift.tt/O2MRQ...
Hypochondriacs are usually right, eventually
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Submitted November 15, 2022 at 03:50AM by vitoregalious https://ift.tt/SqO7G...
Cigarettes are the only drug you can (ethically) consume at work
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Submitted November 15, 2022 at 02:47AM by Princesstea93 https://ift.tt/Wtqe2...
The walls of a greenhouse can be seen as both walls and windows
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Submitted November 15, 2022 at 01:59AM by Shabtinius https://ift.tt/y7whu...
We are brains piloting muscle mechs.
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Submitted November 15, 2022 at 12:43AM by Downtown_Cycle_2044 https://ift.tt/ki5EW...
Almost every word can become a tongue twister if you rapidly repeat it several times
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Submitted November 14, 2022 at 04:46AM by Smorthon_Software https://ift.tt/QRp8v...
A crossbow is a long range stabbing
A crossbow is a long range stabbing
Submitted November 14, 2022 at 03:50AM by Scootersmugskirt https://ift.tt/8ZQUk...
We are all ground beef because we are on ground.
this is crazy
Submitted November 14, 2022 at 02:47AM by Landoritoo https://ift.tt/2CKDc...
Wearing sweatpants either makes you look athletic or lazy.
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Submitted November 14, 2022 at 01:34AM by ourobboros https://ift.tt/MiR8Q...
It's ridiculous to think that girls pay 5x more for haircuts until you realize guys go 5x as often.
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Submitted November 14, 2022 at 12:48AM by ToshMagosh https://ift.tt/OuACq...
As a movie audience we're only really familiar with the rules of either pre-gunpowder hack-and-slash action, or standoffs with modern firearms. It's much harder for us to read an action scene with weaponry from High Middle Ages - Enlightenment where gunpowder is more complicated.
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Submitted November 13, 2022 at 04:42AM by Roolof https://ift.tt/CmkNw...
Women like Jason Momoa because he looks like a Neanderthal
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Submitted November 13, 2022 at 03:48AM by KingMwanga https://ift.tt/mI8rV...
The world feels like an episode from Sliders
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Submitted November 13, 2022 at 02:49AM by brok3ntok3n82 https://ift.tt/xEIcf...
You can age somebody pretty well based on who their favorite Batman is.
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Submitted November 13, 2022 at 01:42AM by NegotiationTall4300 https://ift.tt/zuslC...
In 50 years there is a great chance kids can find some of their parents profile on OnlyFans
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Submitted November 13, 2022 at 12:42AM by Fumiken https://ift.tt/pC9gK...
Out of sex there is a person from guy on girl from when sit on down the penis bed.
First come first serve
Submitted November 12, 2022 at 03:45AM by hamburger12199 https://ift.tt/OnS2i...
Music reviews are pointless. Is it an attempt to influence opinions? Why is that important? Reviews have been notoriously flawed with huge acts and best selling albums. A person has a brain and can decide on their own.
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Submitted November 12, 2022 at 02:49AM by teddyhotcakes https://ift.tt/oT01N...
Those little Girl Scouts work so hard selling cookies only to have same grocery stores they are in front of sell copies at a lower price
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Submitted November 12, 2022 at 01:36AM by chiphappened https://ift.tt/zuJkc...
Graduations just a long, depressing and sad movie made only out of end credits.
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Submitted November 12, 2022 at 01:44AM by LowVermicelli6464 https://ift.tt/MG2pe...
No annual holiday on the same day ever year is actually a year away or ago
Leap years are an exception obviously
But something like Christmas is always on December 25th so it can’t ever be a year ago because it resets on the day. Right?
Submitted November 12, 2022 at 12:43AM by Dumb_bitch_21 https://ift.tt/QnxbN...
In a conversation, being defensive is considered as bad as being offensive.
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Submitted November 11, 2022 at 04:48AM by Anvisaber https://ift.tt/srofb...
We don't Know as much as we Believe
We believe that we know things. But most things in life are so complex and impacted by so many other variables. We don't actually know, we are making a choice to believe it's the truth. Its unfortunate that so many people belive they know about everything rather than know its just their belief. The moment your belief becomes your truth, is the moment...
You've probably achieved a stupidly obscure world record, and never realized it.
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Submitted November 11, 2022 at 02:47AM by --Derp_Stars-- https://ift.tt/BO3G4...
The death of Napoleon Bonaparte was only 5 years before the first successful photograph.
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Submitted November 11, 2022 at 01:47AM by Waaswaa https://ift.tt/FD8r5...
Dudes who actually have small dicks can just make jokes about having a small penis and everyone will think they’re just joking
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Submitted November 11, 2022 at 12:49AM by Salt-Echo-7867 https://ift.tt/jVrJe...
The next generation probably won't be talking about how warm it is for November.
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Submitted November 10, 2022 at 03:22AM by watkinobe https://ift.tt/PQ4lB...
The world's most normal person is special by virtue of being the most normal.
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Submitted November 10, 2022 at 03:34AM by bartvanh https://ift.tt/14KSs...
Indoor plumbing is the greatest invention since sliced bread.
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Submitted November 10, 2022 at 03:47AM by Ilglsp1 https://ift.tt/zbD20...
Shrink rays will make front row seats at concerts and sporting events much more plentiful
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Submitted November 10, 2022 at 02:46AM by SpaciousTables https://ift.tt/oBCmD...
People, food, parties and alarms can all go off.
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Submitted November 10, 2022 at 01:36AM by MousemanNZ https://ift.tt/SbdG9...
Everyone has eaten mold at least once in their life.
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Submitted November 10, 2022 at 12:25AM by Runjets https://ift.tt/qwRx3...
Bananas have the same appeal as Tsunderes in Anime/Hentai : they're dry and hard on the outside but soft and wet/ slimy on the inside. Banana flavoured stuff and tsunderes that don't show any affection aren't appealing because we need that dichotomy.
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Submitted November 09, 2022 at 02:16AM by LG_Logicgate https://ift.tt/juzGw...
The fact that most of us can decide if we fart or shit demonstrate the accurate control we have over our ass hole
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Submitted November 09, 2022 at 02:27AM by WilliamYale https://ift.tt/LGj0u...
You are good at something when you can pretend you are bad
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Submitted November 09, 2022 at 02:33AM by RealGabe101 https://ift.tt/1W7Oh...
Professional stunt-people are probably less likely to break a hit hip in old age.
Professional stunt-people are probably less likely to break a hip in old age.
Submitted November 09, 2022 at 02:40AM by gravitywind1012 https://ift.tt/QK0cr...
With more and more people having cosmetic surgeries, kids will no longer resemble their parents.
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Submitted November 09, 2022 at 01:28AM by oozap https://ift.tt/oa2Ke...
Cheese is technically meat
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Submitted November 09, 2022 at 01:46AM by NarutoUzumaki57 https://ift.tt/B8A23...
Once the last uncontacted tribe disappears, humans will be extinct in the wild.
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Submitted November 09, 2022 at 12:50AM by someonee404 https://ift.tt/1Kkmx...
Shelled nuts have no shells
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Submitted November 08, 2022 at 04:46AM by Slave35 https://ift.tt/hxful...
There has been tons of geniuses that have failed simply because they were lazy.
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Submitted November 08, 2022 at 03:45AM by Dalo600 https://ift.tt/AEVbO...
The easiest way to maintain good relationship with people is to limit your contact with them.
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Submitted November 08, 2022 at 02:34AM by cortemptas https://ift.tt/gu6GX...
People will quote more movies than they'll see in their lifetime
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Submitted November 08, 2022 at 01:49AM by Wickham12 https://ift.tt/Hmq7d...
Video games are displayed on flat screens with little to no depth. Therefore, all games are 2D
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Submitted November 08, 2022 at 12:43AM by Dalphin_person https://ift.tt/CPezE...
Not all halves are created half.
That is all.
Submitted November 07, 2022 at 03:27AM by Scared_Cost_8226 https://ift.tt/aVzTk...
Even though all stores are fundamentally the same, they all have a different smell.
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Submitted November 07, 2022 at 03:32AM by NuggetWarrior09 https://ift.tt/M0rt5...
We have apps on our phones, that help improve our memory, that has been diminished, from using our phones.
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Submitted November 07, 2022 at 02:45AM by Kitchen-Explorer3338 https://ift.tt/BhQsn...
You don't know how many oreos is too many, until you've eaten too many.
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Submitted November 07, 2022 at 01:43AM by Nobody4306 https://ift.tt/ARODm...
You’ve probably done something habitually, that a stranger saw, thought was cool and tried to emulate…
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Submitted November 07, 2022 at 12:50AM by samuth https://ift.tt/CwRQF...
When we’re babies, we don’t need to pretend to sleep to fall asleep. At some point we start needing to pretend.
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Submitted November 06, 2022 at 03:31AM by weaveraf https://ift.tt/RQkWX...
You never see virgin olive oil, it’s only ever **extra** virgin olive oil.
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Submitted November 06, 2022 at 02:42AM by Impossible-Head2121 https://ift.tt/MIp5F...
All breaded chicken are chicken sandwiches
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Submitted November 06, 2022 at 01:33AM by IIIIlIllllIIlIlI https://ift.tt/7g9Yq...
Eggs are also meatballs
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Submitted November 06, 2022 at 01:49AM by KingDNice12 https://ift.tt/n8CGM...
One day the internet will once again run out of uniqe ips and we will be introduced to the ipv7 ir higher
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Submitted November 06, 2022 at 12:38AM by DerpNation1 https://ift.tt/puRM0...
The astronomical mortgage amounts on secret layers keep villians stuck in a life of crime
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Submitted November 05, 2022 at 01:49AM by moneybot https://ift.tt/r2ZIf...
The gym locker room is the only place it's considered rude to complain about people walking around naked.
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Submitted November 05, 2022 at 12:14AM by dankantspelle https://ift.tt/lq6sP...
No ‘deleted scene’ is ever actually deleted, it simply wasn’t included in the final cut.
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Submitted November 05, 2022 at 12:17AM by evenwen https://ift.tt/lKPdH...
The only thing is life that is unchanging is the fact that everything changes, except the fact that all things change other than the fact that everything changes…
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Submitted November 05, 2022 at 12:18AM by TomatoFlies4 https://ift.tt/q413s...
Which it worse: your shit tastes like jizz or your jizz tastes like shit
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Submitted November 05, 2022 at 12:31AM by garry_the_larry https://ift.tt/uRDLh...
When they recycle glass what do they do with all the bottles of desperado that have limes in them
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Submitted November 05, 2022 at 12:42AM by stopyouveviolatedthe https://ift.tt/E4PzZ...
We're just NPCs in other people's lives.
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Submitted November 05, 2022 at 12:50AM by iamrik https://ift.tt/xSGNZ...
In a world with anthropomorphic plants, vegans have even fewer options.
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Submitted November 04, 2022 at 05:46AM by OverSpeedClutch https://ift.tt/9wQyq...
People named Ted are always performing Ted Talks.
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Submitted November 04, 2022 at 04:42AM by ku3ah https://ift.tt/5orp1...
The absolute least meaningful times to receive a gift are on birthdays and Christmas.
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Submitted November 04, 2022 at 03:42AM by TheFlightlessPenguin https://ift.tt/RxFPf...
You can’t be happy without making someone else unhappy
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Submitted November 04, 2022 at 01:45AM by Silver049 https://ift.tt/cDE2w...
Every surface is flat at the microscopic level
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Submitted November 04, 2022 at 12:48AM by Melaphephon https://ift.tt/vQrxc...
You never see empty cemeteries
Cemeteries always seem to be close to full capacity. You never see a new big cemetery with just a couple graves in an empty field. The closest I've even seen is small private cemeteries, usually beside churches, that aren't much bigger than a lawn.
Submitted November 03, 2022 at 01:53AM by brimclair https://ift.tt/bViZ7...
There are probably some dead people still being charged for their online subscriptions
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Submitted November 03, 2022 at 02:07AM by ViciousKiwi_MoW https://ift.tt/JcGfA...
People look more attractive when they’re not trying to look attractive
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Submitted November 03, 2022 at 02:13AM by masterofmeatballs https://ift.tt/VaJ7M...
In the near future we may have ring cameras. Obviously you wear one on the middle finger. Lifting the finger takes a picture, keeping it up shoots a video.
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Submitted November 03, 2022 at 02:22AM by torrso https://ift.tt/jtA53...
An erection is a dick move
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Submitted November 03, 2022 at 02:40AM by TheMainManno https://ift.tt/aEni4...
Very few houses built recently have chimneys, eventually causing Santa to find alternative ways in.
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Submitted November 03, 2022 at 01:49AM by tpb772000 https://ift.tt/s0eaX...
Trees are sunlight you can touch
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Submitted November 03, 2022 at 12:29AM by peoples888 https://ift.tt/0OTHh...
The day the casino gets an uno table is the day I’ll start gambling
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Submitted November 02, 2022 at 04:44AM by m22active https://ift.tt/htD1L...
No one ever talks about where the bellybutton ends.
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Submitted November 02, 2022 at 03:32AM by Bid-Routine https://ift.tt/ausGI...
Each person wants to be the main character.
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Submitted November 02, 2022 at 02:45AM by tpb772000 https://ift.tt/PRZGs...
Somewhere out there, there's probably a linguist with cats named Kiki and Bouba.
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Submitted November 02, 2022 at 01:50AM by Bike_shop_owner https://ift.tt/JtTM4...
Not everyone gets the chance but sometimes they don't have to get lightly
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Submitted November 02, 2022 at 12:49AM by Slungus https://ift.tt/t4efW...