November 2022 ~ Viral Post

Reality isn’t relevant. It’s perception that’s everything.

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Submitted December 01, 2022 at 04:48AM by Wizardofthecreek https://ift.tt/YuIdDmZ

Everybody is full of themselves

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Submitted December 01, 2022 at 03:48AM by Jonnydrama2 https://ift.tt/MFEvG67

Obsessing about if something is masculine or not is one of the least masculine things an individual can do.

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Submitted December 01, 2022 at 02:49AM by ZenMonkey47 https://ift.tt/Gt8nD94

Someone was just trying to extend the life of some cucumbers and then suddenly pickles were invented

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Submitted December 01, 2022 at 01:44AM by MyBebesArePlants https://ift.tt/q1arWpn

We are closer to the year 2050 than to 1990

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Submitted December 01, 2022 at 12:53AM by _Alitaria_ https://ift.tt/3OHx0nR

The first and and last minutes in bed are the most comfortable.

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Submitted November 30, 2022 at 02:51AM by LeVenim https://ift.tt/sngt5yF

We are all technically single minded

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Submitted November 30, 2022 at 03:08AM by Sterben1103 https://ift.tt/7agGBry

Whoever created the very first invention also created the concept of inventing

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Submitted November 30, 2022 at 01:25AM by pufballcat https://ift.tt/lOXkRbN

You are practically unzipping popcorn.

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Submitted November 30, 2022 at 01:39AM by Amerigo94 https://ift.tt/SZYiLH1

Ice is great for alleviating pain, but horrible for a hurt tooth

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Submitted November 30, 2022 at 01:40AM by Here-For-The-Comment https://ift.tt/w9PVWBe

The higher your income is, the more enjoyable buying basic groceries or shopping is.

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Submitted November 30, 2022 at 01:54AM by cortemptas https://ift.tt/0xRhgAk

R2-D2 speaking in beeps is very impractical.

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Submitted November 30, 2022 at 12:47AM by Animeking1108 https://ift.tt/r0WhGkT

Someone must have died while watching porn. Finding them must have been really awkward

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Submitted November 29, 2022 at 02:23AM by Dreamweaver_21 https://ift.tt/rK7iwAT

The back of a backpack doesn't nearly become wet as often as the front does

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Submitted November 29, 2022 at 02:30AM by Tommytoastjes https://ift.tt/faLRw3A

A pen's length will always stay the same.

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Submitted November 29, 2022 at 02:34AM by AmbitiousCheese https://ift.tt/cn25GRZ

Tom Cruise basically figured out a way to fly military jets and get paid millions.

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Submitted November 29, 2022 at 02:44AM by kgvc7 https://ift.tt/3J7olBz

Everyone has masturbated thinking about someone they shouldn’t have

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Submitted November 29, 2022 at 02:45AM by DDLGcplxo https://ift.tt/rq7Gw6a

You don’t realize how crazy you are until you install indoor security cameras.

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Submitted November 29, 2022 at 01:37AM by hearsdemons https://ift.tt/3R9cyP6

While naked there are tactical advantages to being a ‘grower’ not a ‘shower’.

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No dangle. No tangle.

Submitted November 29, 2022 at 12:42AM by jahncahduh https://ift.tt/3JvfBEm

Blinking is the VSYNC of life

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Submitted November 28, 2022 at 03:28AM by MolotovBitch https://ift.tt/dbgV2BW

X and O were the first two forms of emoticons

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Submitted November 28, 2022 at 02:41AM by Cozy_Zone https://ift.tt/OSwvzJc

In a fight, there are tactical advantages to being naked

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Submitted November 28, 2022 at 01:30AM by stumped711 https://ift.tt/Wwdaul3

The idea of chicken wings are always better then the actuality of them.

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Submitted November 28, 2022 at 12:41AM by RoostarHead https://ift.tt/4WGqN39

Anything can be turned into a sauce if you break it down enough.

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Submitted November 28, 2022 at 12:44AM by Two-Watch_Tony https://ift.tt/v7xsrbS

Courage the Cowardly dog is actually courageous because he faces the monsters in every episode despite being afraid.

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Submitted November 27, 2022 at 03:43AM by Fun_Effective_5134 https://ift.tt/hsXC0wL

Deaf people are the only people with out accents that have the ability to use their voice

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Submitted November 27, 2022 at 03:43AM by Soulless_But_Happy https://ift.tt/fEWB6ba

People will consider you a criminal if you kill your cat/dog/bird for food but will consider you a normal person if you kill your cow/pig/chicken for the same reason.

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Submitted November 27, 2022 at 02:47AM by QuantumS1ngularity https://ift.tt/QUx9jir

A dog doesn't know the word for 'dog', but they do know the word for 'good dog'.

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Submitted November 27, 2022 at 01:46AM by fluffy_assassins https://ift.tt/6rqoWzy

Christmas songs hit different when it’s snowing

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Submitted November 27, 2022 at 12:48AM by Slumbergoat16 https://ift.tt/sbNGO17

You are living under a rock to someone on the other side of the world.

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Submitted November 26, 2022 at 04:47AM by Katakana1 https://ift.tt/f2sVZnM

We are as far away from Christmas as we are from Halloween. Some people don’t take down Christmas decorations till spring.

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Submitted November 26, 2022 at 03:45AM by Newsaroo https://ift.tt/7qPO0mn

Boromir is played by Mr. Bean.

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Submitted November 26, 2022 at 02:48AM by CoverWorried7512 https://ift.tt/r6eZugM

There are entire generations of cats who don't associate the electric can opener with mealtime

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Submitted November 26, 2022 at 01:42AM by SnoopThereItIs88 https://ift.tt/m1osHfe

It must be really tough for interrogators to crack masochists.

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Submitted November 26, 2022 at 12:48AM by Nibblerzzz https://ift.tt/NWij5HD

There are those who refuse to discuss modern reality.

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Some people have a very limited mind, but they will acceptably listen to some dialogues that are mostly about myth, fantasy, or conspiracy theory but won't engage in conversations relating to the reality of modern reality, like social issues and science, etc.

Do I not understand?

PS: On the one hand, some people with a very open mind love open discussion both imagination and the truth of modern context (I excuse them for not relating this question)

Submitted November 25, 2022 at 04:48AM by Hopeful-Ad1887 https://ift.tt/8pqjLOG

People only judge men who wear tight clothes, not baggy

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Submitted November 25, 2022 at 03:47AM by Low-Zone4665 https://ift.tt/OLTdWGa

Biting string cheese is actually the correct way to eat it, because you’re not touching the cheese to peel it, eliminating cross contamination.

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Submitted November 25, 2022 at 02:46AM by exporius https://ift.tt/pQ5HoXy

Sometimes trying to be helpful to someone is appreciated. Sometimes it makes a situation much worse.

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That’s where gauging timing, comfort levels and boundaries are helpful.

Submitted November 25, 2022 at 01:50AM by TryingtoGetWell28 https://ift.tt/NeZgzOi

Your socks have a mileage too, but your shoes wear out faster than your socks

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Submitted November 25, 2022 at 12:45AM by Sad_Round9102 https://ift.tt/1TpAc6B

Lying is okay as long as people know the truth (aka sarcasm)

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Submitted November 24, 2022 at 03:49AM by LameTogaParty https://ift.tt/1lq9UDR

Porn stars probably practice moans and orgasms

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Submitted November 24, 2022 at 03:49AM by MantraMan https://ift.tt/QRufgMb

The German goalkeeper missed that save in the 83 min on purpose

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Submitted November 24, 2022 at 02:43AM by salt_lach_city https://ift.tt/nAPfWHp

Tons more people will own a telescope and get into astronomy when everything finally runs on clean energy and the skies clear up in cities. Lovely night skies everywhere.

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Submitted November 24, 2022 at 01:49AM by suckrates https://ift.tt/VmBHMDg

For a lot of people, it’s easier to keep a child alive than it is to keep a plant alive.

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Submitted November 24, 2022 at 12:39AM by Foppful https://ift.tt/3oUFBJg

Walnuts taste how smooshed moths look

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Submitted November 23, 2022 at 03:29AM by barelyknowherCFC https://ift.tt/3BPZzYd

There's no good reason why the acceptability of dying your grey hair depends on whether you're an older man or an older woman

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Submitted November 23, 2022 at 02:48AM by pufballcat https://ift.tt/cfqSpCW

A fictional character can only ever be as smart as their writers

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Submitted November 23, 2022 at 01:42AM by Arakis-balls https://ift.tt/GpveOx7

A mans unwillingness to use a urinal next to another man is directly proportional to how small his penis is.

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Submitted November 23, 2022 at 12:39AM by Realitybytes_ https://ift.tt/sariuGT

One Piece is a really long heist movie, where the main character takes thousands of episodes to assemble his crew.

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Submitted November 23, 2022 at 12:43AM by Redditer51 https://ift.tt/wAVBM6I

There are no young people named Howard.

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Submitted November 22, 2022 at 04:47AM by KruztyTheClown https://ift.tt/NQXtJbs

Saying you watch a world cup match sounds better than saying you watch 22 millionaires chasing a ball

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Submitted November 22, 2022 at 03:46AM by Quelair https://ift.tt/b2iGyAg

The ability to read minds initially seems cool until you realize it's a passive ability like hearing. Meaning, you can't just turn it on and off. You'd likely go insane if you remain around other people. At a minimum you'll have major trust issues in every relationship.

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Submitted November 22, 2022 at 02:49AM by East-Bluejay6891 https://ift.tt/5D4fE30

Every child has parents but not every child will be a parent.

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Submitted November 22, 2022 at 01:47AM by c_l_who https://ift.tt/MAh5Rra

England has won more world wars than world cups

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Submitted November 22, 2022 at 12:43AM by PoultryMan99 https://ift.tt/M1ZH3En

You might be able to see a color no one else can see but you just don’t know it

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Submitted November 21, 2022 at 04:39AM by TheHamSamples https://ift.tt/3qR7wEL

We spend a not insignificant portion of our entire lives waiting for Internet pages to load and we're totally fine with it.

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Submitted November 21, 2022 at 03:24AM by East-Bluejay6891 https://ift.tt/qQjUuzZ

Everyone knows everything they just need to unlock it

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Submitted November 21, 2022 at 02:25AM by Shmuel452 https://ift.tt/CZ7yke5

There's more porn at the public library than you'd think.

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Submitted November 21, 2022 at 01:49AM by boundbyflames https://ift.tt/6rc3jDm

The amount of nipples in the world drastically outnumber the amount of buttholes

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Submitted November 21, 2022 at 12:45AM by The_Silver_Lynx https://ift.tt/1G7d2pN

The Sun has orbited the Milky Way only 20 times

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Submitted November 20, 2022 at 04:11AM by 50k-runner https://ift.tt/CsKAQOc

The creators of Wordle missed an opportunity,

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if they had named it WORDL it would have been 5 letters, and an anagram for World.

Submitted November 20, 2022 at 03:48AM by KeckyOK https://ift.tt/uXT2vyb

Lisa Simpson plays the saxophone very well for a girl with only four fingers on each hand.

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Submitted November 20, 2022 at 02:48AM by wimpykidfan37 https://ift.tt/5lQbtZJ

People don't have anxiety about losing money at a casino even though it's more impactful than some things we fear

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Submitted November 20, 2022 at 01:48AM by CeamoreCash https://ift.tt/x1FVlN6

You never really see someone bringing in their groceries.

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Submitted November 20, 2022 at 12:42AM by flameboss208 https://ift.tt/pXSWlRv

People on classical paintings doesn't have acnes

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Submitted November 19, 2022 at 04:14AM by filmememore https://ift.tt/0q9vel7

People watching is only okay if you don't know the people

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Submitted November 19, 2022 at 03:46AM by super-lemon https://ift.tt/uzSXgVN

Somewhere in the future someone is going to go into cryostasis as a billionaire and wake up poor

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Submitted November 19, 2022 at 02:50AM by africanasshat https://ift.tt/Ane6pYl

Nocturnal animals probably have a fear of the light the same way that we have a fear of the dark

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Submitted November 19, 2022 at 01:46AM by A_FAT_BAG_OF_DICKS https://ift.tt/5lgRxfS

All happy endings have a life expectancy

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Submitted November 19, 2022 at 12:40AM by Tall_Mickey https://ift.tt/3h18i0w

It is because love and happiness have been placed on such a high pedestal that people don't believe that it is something within their reach.

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Submitted November 18, 2022 at 04:42AM by JustSomeApparition https://ift.tt/UjgWtVQ

Retail workers know more about human behavior than most psychologists

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Submitted November 18, 2022 at 03:44AM by moneybot https://ift.tt/JGCBFTY

Every bag of chips you've ever opened is still out theres somewhere

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Submitted November 18, 2022 at 02:49AM by mateayat98 https://ift.tt/kojBcbW

Amazing how things completely evolve & change with technology, but the simple red, yellow, green of traffic lights will most likely never change.

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Submitted November 18, 2022 at 01:47AM by TheAnswerIsSauce https://ift.tt/S2WnJVO

A half moon is a full moon.

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Submitted November 18, 2022 at 12:47AM by im-not-you-bozo https://ift.tt/QudkY5E

You never hear bad things about working for Google.

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Submitted November 17, 2022 at 04:35AM by hamsamith https://ift.tt/jy1EwAp

Death and Taxes? Death can help you avoid taxes for sure

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Submitted November 17, 2022 at 03:46AM by thecultcanburn https://ift.tt/Nq9FyaU

Every engine is a sub-light engine

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Submitted November 17, 2022 at 02:46AM by popegonzo https://ift.tt/kMVwgIU

Most videogames are interactive movies.

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Submitted November 17, 2022 at 01:41AM by half-baked_axx https://ift.tt/r9Fboxf

A pillow made of thorns is both pointy and pointless

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Submitted November 17, 2022 at 12:45AM by tmih93 https://ift.tt/7wEzHUG

There is likely a fart happening somewhere in the world at all times. Meaning there’s been one long worldwide fart for hundreds of years. Each fart piggy-backing off the last.

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Submitted November 16, 2022 at 04:35AM by ifixshitallthetime https://ift.tt/UywhY7T

Eyes take ~30 mins to adjust to dark because it takes ~30 min for the sun to set

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Submitted November 16, 2022 at 03:42AM by TheKingOfSwing777 https://ift.tt/o7iRXnz

When you look out to the Milky Way, you're one of a handful of people experiencing light that has travelled billions of years for you to see it.

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Submitted November 16, 2022 at 02:41AM by Adam_Gill_1965 https://ift.tt/cH083uj

Remember those pencils with removable ink? Why not make a printer that uses that ink or have a compatibility mode

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I like to draw and I got one of those light things that manga artists use to do the outline of there drawings. The thing is that those lineart pages are Very thin and I thought to myself that it would be much better to simply use the page that i scatched on to beginn with.Those things are allso not mobile. The thing is that simply erasing on the page itself is destructive and you can't go back and they erasers also damage the page sometimes. Having a printer that uses that erasable ink might solve that problem.You simply scan your drawing and print it out and you can now draw on that page and you can even keep multible stages of the scatch that you wanna draw. you simply use a hairdryer or an intigrated heating element in the painter to erase the scatch and only keep the lineart. I guess a graphite painter would also be cool. I guess there are also other benifits outside of that generral niche.

benifits:

no need for those light things that use a lot of energy, are costly and not mobile, (take the copy of your scetches anywhere)
have diffrent steps of scatches simmilar to digital programs
can be used in low light enviorments
better for the enviorment
you can still use those pens to touch up your scatch and erase (the erasor on those kinda sucks)
Intigrate digital bruches

Production line:

scatch with whatever you wanna use, be it a pencil ink pen or a ballpoint pen
scan the scatch and print it out
draw on the scatch
use heat to remove the eraseble ink.
Scan the lineart.

Submitted November 16, 2022 at 01:45AM by Bartimaus666 https://ift.tt/01IkdzG

Being wrong and not knowing it feels exactly the same as being right.

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Submitted November 16, 2022 at 12:45AM by 40ozSmasher https://ift.tt/ow3MXtO

No movie has ever been watched fully by anyone in one sitting. Because, we blink.

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Submitted November 15, 2022 at 04:49AM by Jon_Bill_22 https://ift.tt/O2MRQEx

Hypochondriacs are usually right, eventually

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Submitted November 15, 2022 at 03:50AM by vitoregalious https://ift.tt/SqO7Gz6

Cigarettes are the only drug you can (ethically) consume at work

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Submitted November 15, 2022 at 02:47AM by Princesstea93 https://ift.tt/Wtqe2I3

The walls of a greenhouse can be seen as both walls and windows

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Submitted November 15, 2022 at 01:59AM by Shabtinius https://ift.tt/y7whurq

We are brains piloting muscle mechs.

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Submitted November 15, 2022 at 12:43AM by Downtown_Cycle_2044 https://ift.tt/ki5EWqK

Almost every word can become a tongue twister if you rapidly repeat it several times

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Submitted November 14, 2022 at 04:46AM by Smorthon_Software https://ift.tt/QRp8vlz

A crossbow is a long range stabbing

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A crossbow is a long range stabbing

Submitted November 14, 2022 at 03:50AM by Scootersmugskirt https://ift.tt/8ZQUkmw

We are all ground beef because we are on ground.

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this is crazy

Submitted November 14, 2022 at 02:47AM by Landoritoo https://ift.tt/2CKDcnX

Wearing sweatpants either makes you look athletic or lazy.

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Submitted November 14, 2022 at 01:34AM by ourobboros https://ift.tt/MiR8Qk3

It's ridiculous to think that girls pay 5x more for haircuts until you realize guys go 5x as often.

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Submitted November 14, 2022 at 12:48AM by ToshMagosh https://ift.tt/OuACqGa

As a movie audience we're only really familiar with the rules of either pre-gunpowder hack-and-slash action, or standoffs with modern firearms. It's much harder for us to read an action scene with weaponry from High Middle Ages - Enlightenment where gunpowder is more complicated.

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Submitted November 13, 2022 at 04:42AM by Roolof https://ift.tt/CmkNwha

Women like Jason Momoa because he looks like a Neanderthal

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Submitted November 13, 2022 at 03:48AM by KingMwanga https://ift.tt/mI8rVwh

The world feels like an episode from Sliders

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Submitted November 13, 2022 at 02:49AM by brok3ntok3n82 https://ift.tt/xEIcfos

You can age somebody pretty well based on who their favorite Batman is.

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Submitted November 13, 2022 at 01:42AM by NegotiationTall4300 https://ift.tt/zuslCMG

In 50 years there is a great chance kids can find some of their parents profile on OnlyFans

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Submitted November 13, 2022 at 12:42AM by Fumiken https://ift.tt/pC9gKeH

Out of sex there is a person from guy on girl from when sit on down the penis bed.

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First come first serve

Submitted November 12, 2022 at 03:45AM by hamburger12199 https://ift.tt/OnS2i8e

Music reviews are pointless. Is it an attempt to influence opinions? Why is that important? Reviews have been notoriously flawed with huge acts and best selling albums. A person has a brain and can decide on their own.

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Submitted November 12, 2022 at 02:49AM by teddyhotcakes https://ift.tt/oT01NOC

Those little Girl Scouts work so hard selling cookies only to have same grocery stores they are in front of sell copies at a lower price

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Submitted November 12, 2022 at 01:36AM by chiphappened https://ift.tt/zuJkcH1

Graduations just a long, depressing and sad movie made only out of end credits.

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Submitted November 12, 2022 at 01:44AM by LowVermicelli6464 https://ift.tt/MG2peYo

No annual holiday on the same day ever year is actually a year away or ago

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Leap years are an exception obviously

But something like Christmas is always on December 25th so it can’t ever be a year ago because it resets on the day. Right?

Submitted November 12, 2022 at 12:43AM by Dumb_bitch_21 https://ift.tt/QnxbN5A

In a conversation, being defensive is considered as bad as being offensive.

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Submitted November 11, 2022 at 04:48AM by Anvisaber https://ift.tt/srofbuK

We don't Know as much as we Believe

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We believe that we know things. But most things in life are so complex and impacted by so many other variables. We don't actually know, we are making a choice to believe it's the truth. Its unfortunate that so many people belive they know about everything rather than know its just their belief. The moment your belief becomes your truth, is the moment you choose to defend it.

Submitted November 11, 2022 at 03:48AM by Scolli03 https://ift.tt/aP7Ww5f

You've probably achieved a stupidly obscure world record, and never realized it.

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Submitted November 11, 2022 at 02:47AM by --Derp_Stars-- https://ift.tt/BO3G4SC

The death of Napoleon Bonaparte was only 5 years before the first successful photograph.

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Submitted November 11, 2022 at 01:47AM by Waaswaa https://ift.tt/FD8r5dg

Dudes who actually have small dicks can just make jokes about having a small penis and everyone will think they’re just joking

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Submitted November 11, 2022 at 12:49AM by Salt-Echo-7867 https://ift.tt/jVrJe12

The next generation probably won't be talking about how warm it is for November.

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Submitted November 10, 2022 at 03:22AM by watkinobe https://ift.tt/PQ4lBEp

The world's most normal person is special by virtue of being the most normal.

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Submitted November 10, 2022 at 03:34AM by bartvanh https://ift.tt/14KSsQ6

Indoor plumbing is the greatest invention since sliced bread.

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Submitted November 10, 2022 at 03:47AM by Ilglsp1 https://ift.tt/zbD20dH

Shrink rays will make front row seats at concerts and sporting events much more plentiful

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Submitted November 10, 2022 at 02:46AM by SpaciousTables https://ift.tt/oBCmDW6

People, food, parties and alarms can all go off.

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Submitted November 10, 2022 at 01:36AM by MousemanNZ https://ift.tt/SbdG9wl

Everyone has eaten mold at least once in their life.

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Submitted November 10, 2022 at 12:25AM by Runjets https://ift.tt/qwRx3Fj

Bananas have the same appeal as Tsunderes in Anime/Hentai : they're dry and hard on the outside but soft and wet/ slimy on the inside. Banana flavoured stuff and tsunderes that don't show any affection aren't appealing because we need that dichotomy.

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Submitted November 09, 2022 at 02:16AM by LG_Logicgate https://ift.tt/juzGw3P

The fact that most of us can decide if we fart or shit demonstrate the accurate control we have over our ass hole

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Submitted November 09, 2022 at 02:27AM by WilliamYale https://ift.tt/LGj0u8Z

You are good at something when you can pretend you are bad

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Submitted November 09, 2022 at 02:33AM by RealGabe101 https://ift.tt/1W7OhvJ

Professional stunt-people are probably less likely to break a hit hip in old age.

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Professional stunt-people are probably less likely to break a hip in old age.

Submitted November 09, 2022 at 02:40AM by gravitywind1012 https://ift.tt/QK0crpV

With more and more people having cosmetic surgeries, kids will no longer resemble their parents.

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Submitted November 09, 2022 at 01:28AM by oozap https://ift.tt/oa2Ketc

Cheese is technically meat

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Submitted November 09, 2022 at 01:46AM by NarutoUzumaki57 https://ift.tt/B8A235q

Once the last uncontacted tribe disappears, humans will be extinct in the wild.

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Submitted November 09, 2022 at 12:50AM by someonee404 https://ift.tt/1KkmxiD

Shelled nuts have no shells

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Submitted November 08, 2022 at 04:46AM by Slave35 https://ift.tt/hxfulX3

There has been tons of geniuses that have failed simply because they were lazy.

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Submitted November 08, 2022 at 03:45AM by Dalo600 https://ift.tt/AEVbOla

The easiest way to maintain good relationship with people is to limit your contact with them.

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Submitted November 08, 2022 at 02:34AM by cortemptas https://ift.tt/gu6GXsp

People will quote more movies than they'll see in their lifetime

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Submitted November 08, 2022 at 01:49AM by Wickham12 https://ift.tt/Hmq7dfr

Video games are displayed on flat screens with little to no depth. Therefore, all games are 2D

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Submitted November 08, 2022 at 12:43AM by Dalphin_person https://ift.tt/CPezEFO

Not all halves are created half.

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Submitted November 07, 2022 at 03:27AM by Scared_Cost_8226 https://ift.tt/aVzTkNu

Even though all stores are fundamentally the same, they all have a different smell.

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Submitted November 07, 2022 at 03:32AM by NuggetWarrior09 https://ift.tt/M0rt5wl

We have apps on our phones, that help improve our memory, that has been diminished, from using our phones.

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Submitted November 07, 2022 at 02:45AM by Kitchen-Explorer3338 https://ift.tt/BhQsnjL

You don't know how many oreos is too many, until you've eaten too many.

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Submitted November 07, 2022 at 01:43AM by Nobody4306 https://ift.tt/ARODmNj

You’ve probably done something habitually, that a stranger saw, thought was cool and tried to emulate…

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Submitted November 07, 2022 at 12:50AM by samuth https://ift.tt/CwRQF3S

When we’re babies, we don’t need to pretend to sleep to fall asleep. At some point we start needing to pretend.

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Submitted November 06, 2022 at 03:31AM by weaveraf https://ift.tt/RQkWXrf

You never see virgin olive oil, it’s only ever extra virgin olive oil.

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Submitted November 06, 2022 at 02:42AM by Impossible-Head2121 https://ift.tt/MIp5F8B

All breaded chicken are chicken sandwiches

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Submitted November 06, 2022 at 01:33AM by IIIIlIllllIIlIlI https://ift.tt/7g9Yqhw

Eggs are also meatballs

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Submitted November 06, 2022 at 01:49AM by KingDNice12 https://ift.tt/n8CGMpA

One day the internet will once again run out of uniqe ips and we will be introduced to the ipv7 ir higher

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Submitted November 06, 2022 at 12:38AM by DerpNation1 https://ift.tt/puRM0YL

The astronomical mortgage amounts on secret layers keep villians stuck in a life of crime

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Submitted November 05, 2022 at 01:49AM by moneybot https://ift.tt/r2ZIfdX

The gym locker room is the only place it's considered rude to complain about people walking around naked.

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Submitted November 05, 2022 at 12:14AM by dankantspelle https://ift.tt/lq6sP9r

No ‘deleted scene’ is ever actually deleted, it simply wasn’t included in the final cut.

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Submitted November 05, 2022 at 12:17AM by evenwen https://ift.tt/lKPdHY8

The only thing is life that is unchanging is the fact that everything changes, except the fact that all things change other than the fact that everything changes…

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Submitted November 05, 2022 at 12:18AM by TomatoFlies4 https://ift.tt/q413sNw

Submitted November 03, 2022 at 01:53AM by brimclair https://ift.tt/bViZ78e

There are probably some dead people still being charged for their online subscriptions

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Submitted November 03, 2022 at 02:07AM by ViciousKiwi_MoW https://ift.tt/JcGfAv4

People look more attractive when they’re not trying to look attractive

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Submitted November 03, 2022 at 02:13AM by masterofmeatballs https://ift.tt/VaJ7Mfj

In the near future we may have ring cameras. Obviously you wear one on the middle finger. Lifting the finger takes a picture, keeping it up shoots a video.

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Submitted November 03, 2022 at 02:22AM by torrso https://ift.tt/jtA53aS