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Submitted February 01, 2023 at 04:44AM by Ok_Variation_3357 https://ift.tt/Dn04L...
The subjects you hate tells less about you/your interest/IQ, more about how it and it's fundamentals have been taught to you since Childhood.
I kinda disliked many subjects throughout my last school years but then i used to fell in love with same subjects when I used to study them from YouTube.
I hated trigonometry, then I was taught by a amazing teacher, and man, i fell in love with it. It felt so easy to do also.
So, it's not like you have default likes and dislikes about academic subjects....
Lightning bolts are natural flashbangs
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Submitted February 01, 2023 at 02:50AM by MrRedditor09 https://ift.tt/VITyh...
The Fresh Prince's brother is also Barney Stinson's brother.
That is all.
Submitted February 01, 2023 at 01:40AM by littlesanityleft https://ift.tt/qjGZH...
There's no such thing as an indirect ancestor.
People are always talking about direct ancestors...but something is either an ancestor or not.
Submitted February 01, 2023 at 12:50AM by AxialGem https://ift.tt/yL4Pm...
The less you do for people, the more they appreciate you. And the more you do for them, the less they appreciate you.
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Submitted January 31, 2023 at 04:42AM by hearsdemons https://ift.tt/a4xEP...
The invention of cars has turned the world into one big go kart course.
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Submitted January 31, 2023 at 03:54AM by goldenglass95 https://ift.tt/GIV8A...
It's okay to eat animals but not to have sex with them, while the opposite is true for humans
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Submitted January 31, 2023 at 03:05AM by SugarRAM https://ift.tt/cqXU4...
We are mere devices for storing personalities.
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Submitted January 31, 2023 at 02:00AM by Scoobydoomed https://ift.tt/fJ2cj...
For someone as famous as Micheal Jackson, it's surprising that we don't have many biopics about him.
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Submitted January 31, 2023 at 12:08AM by exporterofgold https://ift.tt/1kpfe...
Living with a two year old isn’t much different than living with someone who has a severe psychiatric condition.
For example, it’s common for a two year old to:
Mutter to themselves (often incoherently)
Be incontinent (not unlike a dementia or Alzheimer’s patient)
Have frequent delusions (such as believing in Santa Clause or that they are a dog)
Display narcissistic tendencies
Be oblivious to common social cues
Have regular emotional outbursts over minor disturbances
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It takes 10 seconds to decide if you dislike a song but you still find new things about songs you love after 10 years.
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Submitted January 30, 2023 at 01:16AM by mr2freak https://ift.tt/ECzXA...
Millions of people live and die without ever seeing any snow or the ocean
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Submitted January 30, 2023 at 01:26AM by NoNo_Cilantro https://ift.tt/gH2E7...
At one point, a broom was the absolute height of human technology and innovation.
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Submitted January 30, 2023 at 01:42AM by Myomyw https://ift.tt/D7Vvw...
Old slasher movies aren't possible in irl but something like M3GAN is possible.
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Submitted January 30, 2023 at 01:43AM by Humble_Fishe https://ift.tt/F1YSm...
People doing evil are fare more inclined and motivated to present their actions as good than people doing actual good
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Submitted January 30, 2023 at 01:50AM by TheBravan https://ift.tt/nv7xw...
When you become angry with someone for being honest with you, they may begin to conceal the truth in order to avoid displeasing you.
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Submitted January 30, 2023 at 12:28AM by 9p83fhsa312 https://ift.tt/shMfu...
Dad bods are conventionally more attractive than mom bods but moms are the ones giving birth.
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Submitted January 29, 2023 at 04:50AM by Ohheynaomi https://ift.tt/GuQcF...
Teeth are luxury bones to insurance companies.
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Submitted January 29, 2023 at 03:51AM by VotingIsImportant https://ift.tt/PMmd6...
You only have one true full day, Friday you got off work and Sunday you have to sleep early for work
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Submitted January 29, 2023 at 02:34AM by IwannaSTOPjerkinOFF https://ift.tt/HDliG...
People with Alzheimer's are losing their minds.
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Submitted January 29, 2023 at 01:37AM by East-Bluejay6891 https://ift.tt/ofyV2...
0 is the only number that can't be divided by itself
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Submitted January 29, 2023 at 12:49AM by WyvernKid93 https://ift.tt/PWiUt...
When you pick up your order at a restaurant rather than ordering delivery, you are paying yourself the delivery fee in savings.
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Submitted January 28, 2023 at 04:51AM by FrostZephyr https://ift.tt/iSvjp...
We never really stop seeing, we’re just looking at our eyelids when we shut our eyes.
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Submitted January 28, 2023 at 03:42AM by freshasdel95 https://ift.tt/Nr7je...
The death penalty wouldn't work on most Looney Tunes characters.
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Submitted January 28, 2023 at 02:42AM by 0taterfry0 https://ift.tt/zfV5S...
Technically, a murderer is always the first to arrive at the murder scene.
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Submitted January 28, 2023 at 01:36AM by awesomehuder https://ift.tt/NaBcD...
One of the only reasons we have a consciousness is to fuck
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Submitted January 28, 2023 at 12:52AM by eternalonyxyn https://ift.tt/PlWMs...
The biggest button on our keyboards doesn't actually show anything physical when you press it
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Submitted January 27, 2023 at 04:42AM by SumTingIsVaryWong https://ift.tt/jD9od...
Chess is not a good measure of a computers intelligence. Gary Kasparov was better than deep blue because deep blue wasn’t really playing.
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Submitted January 27, 2023 at 03:46AM by Spiritual_Active_216 https://ift.tt/3BszS...
Regardless of the size of the person, breast, chest, or areola, everyone’s nipple size is roughly the same (diameter, not length).
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Submitted January 27, 2023 at 02:51AM by SonoftheBlud https://ift.tt/MJmS0...
In order to be both near and far-sighted, you can't actually be either.
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Submitted January 27, 2023 at 01:45AM by ThePygmyMammoth https://ift.tt/AEr3q...
Death is a once in a lifetime experience
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Submitted January 27, 2023 at 12:51AM by lanon_lulfer_loves_u https://ift.tt/zF6gu...
You can’t tell someone that you always lie
…otherwise you’d then be telling the truth
Submitted January 26, 2023 at 04:49AM by Oddest_Stuff https://ift.tt/QStq5...
The least someone has, the more entitled they act towards retail workers or people on the street.
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Submitted January 26, 2023 at 03:40AM by OnlyAngelRebel https://ift.tt/sJMwr...
When you eat a pineapple, the pineapple is trying to eat you as well.
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Submitted January 26, 2023 at 02:44AM by Reddit-username_here https://ift.tt/WHDuC...
Princess Leia's bikini outfit is surprisingly popular, considering it's a slave outfit.
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Submitted January 26, 2023 at 01:50AM by Irion15 https://ift.tt/iT2hJ...
Biweekly always needs clarification.
I assume every two weeks, but also assume twice per week.
Submitted January 26, 2023 at 12:47AM by PipetheHarp https://ift.tt/81MGc...
Plants get pruny (wrinkly) when they're too dry, humans get pruny (wrinkly) when they're too wet.
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Submitted January 25, 2023 at 03:52AM by hindsighthaiku https://ift.tt/lVCTi...
In movies, a first-person view through binoculars is shown as two overlapping circles. But in real life, when you look through binoculars, you see the image in just one circle.
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Submitted January 25, 2023 at 02:40AM by mxosborn https://ift.tt/C65TN...
A pair of glasses makes you look more intelligent, but 2 pairs makes you look more stupider.
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Submitted January 25, 2023 at 01:50AM by Lucky_Ad_9137 https://ift.tt/UwZ4P...
The year 2030 is actually closer to us than 2022 because 2022 it's already in the past. It already happened and is unaccessible to us.
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Submitted January 25, 2023 at 12:38AM by AHRbro https://ift.tt/IJRza...
Nap areas at festivals
Why don't they have areas for napping in the arena areas at festivals? It's usually a mile away from your tent and an area for napping would be amazing. Last year at the Isle of Wight festival I found a tree and took one of the best naps of my life there
Submitted January 25, 2023 at 12:39AM by secretlyasquirrel2 https://ift.tt/QFJUE...
Billions of dollars are spent on advertising that is simply ignored and skipped
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Submitted January 24, 2023 at 04:38AM by Carlos-In-Charge https://ift.tt/Qd0gi...
Nearly 100% of existing numbers are never going to be used
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Submitted January 24, 2023 at 03:50AM by ImTheMikeGuy https://ift.tt/efbhn...
Zoidberg is bright red, meaning he's been cooked at some point.
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Submitted January 24, 2023 at 02:31AM by MoggTheFrog https://ift.tt/2cwfp...
Trash bags are the only store item that is bought just to be thrown in the trash
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Submitted January 24, 2023 at 01:49AM by SgtBrutalisk https://ift.tt/Ww3EH...
Therapists are paid to lose their clients
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Submitted January 24, 2023 at 12:48AM by Pixtra https://ift.tt/TrdMb...
Humans are far more similar than different, so the fact that you don’t reflect about people’s actions is undeniable evidence that others don’t think much about what you do. Relax.
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Submitted January 23, 2023 at 04:32AM by doctorpoopghost5000 https://ift.tt/4QBKs...
Growing overweight is, in part, due to having an efficient, survival-oriented metabolism.
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Submitted January 23, 2023 at 03:51AM by David-Diron https://ift.tt/QF13x...
You know you’ve gotten older when you no longer enjoy snow.
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Submitted January 23, 2023 at 02:50AM by imjustawolf https://ift.tt/XL8Jq...
Your value does not decrease just because someone fails to see your worth.
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Submitted January 23, 2023 at 01:46AM by CharlieWaitress111 https://ift.tt/TXzjR...
We're lucky stains wash of our skin as easy as they do
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Submitted January 23, 2023 at 12:35AM by No_I_am_righthanded https://ift.tt/rByYm...
Almost every plank of wood out there has Sid’s face (Sid from Ice Age).
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Submitted January 22, 2023 at 02:48AM by Spirited-Ambassador5 https://ift.tt/fWNRM...
People hate cold showers but still swim in cool swimming pools.
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Submitted January 22, 2023 at 01:49AM by allamericanrespects https://ift.tt/EcYur...
Electric cars offloads the pollution to the grid. Fuel engines pollute where you drive.
Unless grid sources the power in a renewable manner.*
Submitted January 21, 2023 at 11:52PM by gapchuboy https://ift.tt/XMoON...
Given they can and do result in death in 15 minutes, food allergies are one of the deadliest yet most overlooked disability.
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Submitted January 21, 2023 at 11:55PM by FeelThePower999 https://ift.tt/I1PWd...
With the recent layoffs in tech there will be new exciting projects starting
It is a big shift for many to be let go from a massive company. Many intelligent people will be now free to pursue their own ventures or join other companies. The way this will affect people could be very exciting!
Strength and will to those currently out of work.
Submitted January 22, 2023 at 12:18AM by labalabah https://ift.tt/1Bj8Y...
We are annoyed by how few calories we burn when having exercised but it is actually very impressive of our bodies that it uses up a very little amount of energy
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Submitted January 22, 2023 at 12:28AM by Lordthom https://ift.tt/kvBNM...
A future and past
Asteroids hit Earth everyday but as before the big one hits then bye bye everyone.. quality shit post your welcome who cares for articulation
Submitted January 22, 2023 at 12:34AM by TheCoryster https://ift.tt/MXK4U...
The fact that we can build electric machines is largely due to the fact that we evolved from a land based species and not awater based one
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Submitted January 21, 2023 at 04:30AM by Goose_Meeuw https://ift.tt/L4w0U...
Sales tax is a buying tax.
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Submitted January 21, 2023 at 03:48AM by VotingIsImportant https://ift.tt/XJ2EQ...
Chivalry is putting the seat down, Misogyny is leaving the seat up, Equality is putting the lid down
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Submitted January 21, 2023 at 02:47AM by prpirate https://ift.tt/vKHsk...
Futile it is unique funny thoughts submit oh but talk like Yoda success have.
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Submitted January 21, 2023 at 01:26AM by DirkDieGurke https://ift.tt/VZU8c...
The Earth's biosphere is still dominated by dinosaurs
Whenever you enter any natural or unnatural habitat on this planet (urban, desert, beach, forest, iceshield, whatever) their quaks, screeks, melodies and even talking will be the first thing you hear. Whenever you see an animal that is not an arthropod, chances are it's a maniraptoran theropod.
Dinosaurs are still around, and they still dominate this...
Becoming famous is far easier than being remembered.
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Submitted January 20, 2023 at 04:41AM by Nobody4306 https://ift.tt/lF9t5...
Teleportation is Human BitTorrent
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Submitted January 20, 2023 at 03:51AM by dilldoeorg https://ift.tt/bYaeP...
The 2 things that get lost the most are coins and nerf gun bullets
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Submitted January 20, 2023 at 01:40AM by PacmanTheHitman https://ift.tt/UDVL7...
Monthly expenses are more expensive in February
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Submitted January 20, 2023 at 12:42AM by kyleplaysguitar https://ift.tt/2hS6W...
It's amazing that we rarely see other people wear an artcile of clothing that we own, considering how many copies are sold around the globe.
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Submitted January 20, 2023 at 12:45AM by GotsToGoNow https://ift.tt/NuqP5...
Almost everything that you eat needs to be converted into a smoothie before you can swallow it...
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Submitted January 19, 2023 at 04:48AM by slick514 https://ift.tt/6Jm0z...
You can't stand backwards on stairs.
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Submitted January 19, 2023 at 03:51AM by taher369 https://ift.tt/4aNgH...
Judging an entire group/pack by just one individual/small part of it is unacceptable unless you're cooking.
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Submitted January 19, 2023 at 02:37AM by iGhostEdd https://ift.tt/b0ORl...
There's an infinite amount of numbers that you can't count to
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Submitted January 19, 2023 at 01:34AM by ChickenEater4 https://ift.tt/7hKZ2...
An annoying feeling that gets rarely talked about is loose shoelaces
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Submitted January 19, 2023 at 12:33AM by Woomy3000 https://ift.tt/hJ7AH...
Earth weighed the exact same weight until we went to space
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Submitted January 18, 2023 at 04:47AM by Fancy_Alternative_34 https://ift.tt/esZKf...
People are too quick to define a thing by how it ends.
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Submitted January 18, 2023 at 03:48AM by CornerMoon https://ift.tt/glCq4...
Doomsday prepping is men’s homemaking
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Submitted January 18, 2023 at 02:49AM by jjbytwn https://ift.tt/lWTYH...
Assuming they’re cooking for yourself, why don’t chefs just measure liquid volume amounts using their mouths
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Submitted January 18, 2023 at 01:47AM by Finance_Subject https://ift.tt/W43BN...
Crossing your fingers behind your back is a sign of a liar, but when hoping for some thing, people tell you to cross your fingers… hmm
trust no one.
Submitted January 18, 2023 at 12:29AM by Background-Buy5508 https://ift.tt/Hr0Qb...
Fresh mozzarella is the marshmallow of savory food.
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Submitted January 17, 2023 at 04:49AM by Specific-Pen-1132 https://ift.tt/sb3ZF...
Your eye-color is the only visible feature that'll definitely stay the same for your entire life
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Submitted January 17, 2023 at 03:38AM by FlowRianEast https://ift.tt/p9ajF...
The fact that spelling contests exist is a testament to how nonsensical English is
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Submitted January 17, 2023 at 02:48AM by ZenMonkey47 https://ift.tt/ZnHra...
Security tags on baby formula demonstrates what companies really value.
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Submitted January 17, 2023 at 01:46AM by Tarquinofpandy https://ift.tt/76vxC...
People hate on gamblers but will play the lottery which requires no skill or analysis to win and is based purely on luck.
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Submitted January 17, 2023 at 12:44AM by exporterofgold https://ift.tt/5PlML...
Eyes evolved out of darkness.
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Submitted January 16, 2023 at 02:40AM by pga2000 https://ift.tt/WaPTO...
Put pictures of missing people on packs of cigarettes. Smokers are the only people standing outside in all kinds of weather.
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Submitted January 16, 2023 at 02:43AM by never-be-young-again https://ift.tt/rINGa...
The most marketable part of garlic bread isn’t garlic, it’s cheese.
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Submitted January 16, 2023 at 02:44AM by good_snoo_snoo https://ift.tt/pdbO1...
Climbing Everest is even more impressive because you have to survive landing on a 500m runway surrounded by mountains first
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Submitted January 16, 2023 at 02:48AM by jai_kasavin https://ift.tt/CPwkx...
We mass produce paper and exchange it for metal objects. So technically, we turn wood into iron
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Submitted January 16, 2023 at 02:50AM by DadIsMadAtMe https://ift.tt/KTQ7r...
When your clothes are made of cassava leaves, you don’t take a goat as a friend.
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Submitted January 16, 2023 at 01:44AM by kamalcaptain https://ift.tt/4E5Kt...
The only thing that last forever is death
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Submitted January 16, 2023 at 12:31AM by esytem https://ift.tt/8s35m...
Modern kids pretend calling by holding phone in front of them, not by their ears
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Submitted January 15, 2023 at 04:47AM by bebetterinsomething https://ift.tt/PzjWI...
We're never really present. Things are always either in the past or the future.
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Submitted January 15, 2023 at 03:48AM by drquinnmonkey https://ift.tt/rKCdG...
Maybe we have fainted in our beds and never knew because we thought we just fell asleep
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Submitted January 15, 2023 at 02:41AM by red_mau https://ift.tt/ixE8w...
When your drinking wine, the wine is getting drunk too
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Submitted January 15, 2023 at 01:44AM by eetmeerkaas https://ift.tt/BPYUb...
Parents in Africa don’t encourage their kids to eat by telling them there are starving kids in Africa
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Submitted January 15, 2023 at 12:46AM by Zealousideal-Way3105 https://ift.tt/BXyD8...
A large percentage of hugs are done while wearing jackets
Most hugs happen either right when someone arrives or as they are leaving and so people will still have their coats on.
Submitted January 14, 2023 at 04:47AM by Scruffy6660 https://ift.tt/G6w4I...
The difference between crazy and not crazy is plastic in your ear.
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Submitted January 14, 2023 at 03:46AM by verdis https://ift.tt/I4Ww6...
You try to fit in to fit in.
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Submitted January 14, 2023 at 02:27AM by Key_Relationship9833 https://ift.tt/sKfIS...
Tiktok is a Macarenas industrial production line.
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Submitted January 14, 2023 at 01:42AM by mxosborn https://ift.tt/pKjLM...
The brain is simple unless you thrive it to become more.
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Submitted January 14, 2023 at 12:50AM by Key_Relationship9833 https://ift.tt/H0kSA...
EV's aren't going to look so good when people attack power infrastructures.
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Submitted January 13, 2023 at 04:40AM by YogiLogie https://ift.tt/glLrk...
There are 2 types of actors: The ones you first saw young then they grew old and the ones you never saw young at all.
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Submitted January 13, 2023 at 03:41AM by RayzenD https://ift.tt/B41nf...
The Devil is closely associated with fire, when fire was necessary for humanity's evolution.
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Submitted January 13, 2023 at 02:27AM by Clockwork415 https://ift.tt/5WjPJ...
Lava is a liquid that isn’t wet…
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Submitted January 13, 2023 at 01:49AM by Roney35 https://ift.tt/1ckSi...
You’ve likely made many grandmaster-level chess moves without realizing it.
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Submitted January 13, 2023 at 12:35AM by TheSirJamess https://ift.tt/rmVxu...
Cold can burn but heat can’t cool
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Submitted January 12, 2023 at 04:47AM by Oski_1234 https://ift.tt/XRVAq...
The ideal history book has an infinite amount of pages, the ideal physics textbook has only one
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Submitted January 12, 2023 at 03:50AM by Terrible-Swim-6786 https://ift.tt/GvhBt...
All foods exist on a spectrum
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Submitted January 12, 2023 at 02:42AM by soiramio3000 https://ift.tt/1gjxV...
Sneezing is your nose’s reset button
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Submitted January 12, 2023 at 01:41AM by SuperComfyMummy https://ift.tt/VSBkY...
The mellenium falcon from star wars and the Enterprise from star trek are both flying saucer shaped but don't spin.
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Submitted January 12, 2023 at 12:42AM by WubDubClub https://ift.tt/RCEhP...
Somewhere there is a person who unintentionally and unknowingly looks like a sex doll
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Submitted January 11, 2023 at 04:23AM by blong217 https://ift.tt/J4jmO...
A blurry selfie can be seen as poor self image
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Submitted January 11, 2023 at 03:41AM by bencikanimations https://ift.tt/9LhK4...
Cheese has holes in it to save the company money
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Submitted January 11, 2023 at 02:45AM by CatFlame https://ift.tt/uTzis...
An old guy is older than an older guy.
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Submitted January 11, 2023 at 01:30AM by mangyfish https://ift.tt/kJTe4...
A garage door is much more challenging to raise when it is laying on top of you.
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Submitted January 11, 2023 at 12:49AM by JustSomeApparition https://ift.tt/mHhXg...
Of all the songs recorded, there is one that holds the number one spot contributing to people losing their virginity.
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Submitted January 10, 2023 at 04:49AM by elko https://ift.tt/U6zfj...
Humans are one of the only mammals who do blunt damage when fighting
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Submitted January 10, 2023 at 03:44AM by MakeItMike3642 https://ift.tt/xdVGC...
A calendar is a present that becomes less and less valuable the longer it takes you to give it to someone
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Submitted January 10, 2023 at 02:44AM by Alec_Francis https://ift.tt/c4iLP...
The young Forrest Gump has brown eyes while Tom Hanks has blue eyes, and no one seems to have noticed.
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Submitted January 10, 2023 at 01:49AM by RebuildingSelf https://ift.tt/SVl0P...
You always believe something, even if you aren't aware of it.
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Submitted January 10, 2023 at 12:35AM by trakturik https://ift.tt/s1IPN...
Chimpanzees and Gorillas are manlier version of man
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Submitted January 09, 2023 at 04:49AM by RevolutionaryPie5223 https://ift.tt/ozY9I...
The more sides that you add to a dice, the closer it gets to becoming a 1 sided dice
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Submitted January 09, 2023 at 03:49AM by HanzoShotFirst https://ift.tt/qEipN...
The Chinese hate the Japanese so much, yet Japan consistently ranks the second-most visited destination by Chinese travelers.
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Submitted January 09, 2023 at 02:46AM by Wongstah https://ift.tt/Wvfsy...
Cannibalism is Atkins friendly.
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Submitted January 09, 2023 at 01:47AM by shawnwingsit https://ift.tt/IYxZk...
Every man has hesitated to flush because the contents of the bowl were a possible world record.
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Submitted January 09, 2023 at 12:33AM by wfezzari https://ift.tt/yXCRq...
Most people haven’t cracked an egg while sitting down.
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Submitted January 08, 2023 at 04:50AM by legomanjj https://ift.tt/O6FLn...
Men want their sex toys to be unrealistically small and tight. Women want their sex toys to be unrealistically big and long.
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Submitted January 08, 2023 at 03:40AM by JesseB342 https://ift.tt/Hv156...
Bacon cooks in a puddle of its own making.
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Submitted January 08, 2023 at 02:40AM by jumbawumba07 https://ift.tt/Ye8wf...
All food is technically rotting
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Submitted January 08, 2023 at 01:46AM by ParanoidCommie https://ift.tt/9BXku...
It seems unfair that people who want to go to bed have to put the people to bed who don’t want to go to bed.
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Submitted January 08, 2023 at 12:42AM by lunkbeck https://ift.tt/VzWZX...
Boxed wines are capri suns for depressed adults
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Submitted January 07, 2023 at 04:50AM by notgoodforstuff https://ift.tt/hi7vT...
People who are responsible get insurance in case of emergencies, but because they are only covered if an emergency happens, which incentivizes people to have more emergencies.
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Submitted January 07, 2023 at 03:43AM by monkeykiller14 https://ift.tt/fc2In...
Since humans need light to see our eyes are technically solar powered.
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Submitted January 07, 2023 at 02:49AM by securityseminars https://ift.tt/t80WN...
Taking kids to see Santa is an excuse for the parents to overhear what they want for Christmas
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Submitted January 07, 2023 at 01:40AM by 747ER https://ift.tt/i170w...
Dropping a knife is a smaller problem compared to catching it on the wrong end
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Submitted January 07, 2023 at 12:49AM by Starynight_11 https://ift.tt/YAyez...
Fur feels so good because it is designed to be pet
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Submitted January 06, 2023 at 04:45AM by -BamBule- https://ift.tt/s3MIi...
Working at a strip club is working for exposure
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Submitted January 06, 2023 at 03:48AM by TheRavenSayeth https://ift.tt/VigIF...
We all have false memories that never occurred.
After years of recalling memories, you will mis-remember certain details both small and large. Repeat this countless times throughout your life until you eventually have no genuine memories left.
Submitted January 06, 2023 at 02:40AM by Bell_PC https://ift.tt/DrSzC...
It's insane that our species has managed to develop safe and almost painless ways to cut people open and mess with their insides so that the person stays alive and maybe healthier than before.
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Submitted January 06, 2023 at 01:46AM by mxosborn https://ift.tt/F98My...
Everybody knows: Red square, Blue circle and Yellow triangle.
It's the law!
Submitted January 06, 2023 at 12:46AM by Big_Life https://ift.tt/Gi3WZ...
People buy pets because they are bitter and can't stand their life.
Meanwhile, human beings die and starve every day.
Submitted January 05, 2023 at 04:50AM by Expensive_Deal_749 https://ift.tt/rtDPA...
Maybe if when we die, we get respawned back to the lobby and when another round starts we get deployed back to earth but we play as a different character
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Submitted January 05, 2023 at 03:43AM by Sussy_404Error https://ift.tt/tg7uJ...
Next year we will be closer to 2064 that to 1984
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Submitted January 05, 2023 at 02:38AM by NuviPvP https://ift.tt/gLZwv...
Traditional rifles are more effective against Jedi than blasters.
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Submitted January 05, 2023 at 01:49AM by wfezzari https://ift.tt/leiz4...
At some point, if you add enough sides to a dice, it goes back to being one sided
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Submitted January 05, 2023 at 12:40AM by chernytoastdrawing https://ift.tt/ybzMc...
People at mcdonalds be ordering take away even if they eating in.
ppl at mcdonalds these days be ordering take away even if they eating in. thought of this at mcdons not in the shower
Submitted January 04, 2023 at 04:31AM by iitc25 https://ift.tt/UZkfz...
A high number of arrests in a city is cited as both an indicator of high crime and as a metric of successful law enforcement.
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Submitted January 04, 2023 at 03:47AM by Revolutionary-Tea-85 https://ift.tt/tTKiZ...
Everything in gymnastics is harder than it looks
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Submitted January 04, 2023 at 02:37AM by yodavesnothereman https://ift.tt/VsKzH...
Most flat surfaces will show your reflection almost as clearly as a mirror if you place a clear glass pane in front of it with space in between, but neither the flat surface nor the clear glass pane will even come close to showing an equally clear reflection just by itself.
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Submitted January 04, 2023 at 01:46AM by SpanishSwedeGuy_ https://ift.tt/Sucdx...
Planets are spaceships going really fast through space. We’re all already on board and Elon is trying to get off.
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Submitted January 04, 2023 at 12:34AM by oscarmanxz https://ift.tt/Jgpl6...
There will always be far more things we experience with our senses that are real but cannot be scientifically proven than there are scientifically proven facts.
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Submitted January 03, 2023 at 03:32AM by Licalottapuss https://ift.tt/GY8w2...
It's pretty rude to have the letter S in a word that describes a condition people have that prevents them from saying the letter S
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Submitted January 03, 2023 at 02:34AM by popularloser https://ift.tt/UWnMB...
Poverty has many forms
Not all poverty is financial, there is also intellectual and emotional poverty
I myself am perfectly middle class, but both of my parents were idiots and my life has been difficult because of that
Submitted January 03, 2023 at 01:45AM by G0dsfool https://ift.tt/bxdaY...
Advertising color TV's at first must have been hard!
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Submitted January 03, 2023 at 12:28AM by mypwisapple90 https://ift.tt/QhixJ...
Some pets might not even know they're eating dead animals
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Submitted January 03, 2023 at 12:36AM by SarkBM https://ift.tt/Cj7ER...
People who avoid social media and smartphones are gonna be the top-secret spies of the future.
Billions of people upload high-quality pictures and videos of their faces to platforms like Tiktok (and have all of their conversations on constantly-tracked devices).
The old-school thing of spies being sent to various countries with fake passports isn't going to work anymore. Intelligence agencies are gonna be accustomed to facial-recognition and...
It's ironic expensive hotels have less perks (free breakfast, free wifi, free parking, etc.) than cheaper motels or hotels.
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Submitted January 02, 2023 at 01:26AM by Spare_Substance5003 https://ift.tt/mDRQ0...
You play a theremin by playing an air theremin.
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Submitted January 02, 2023 at 01:32AM by Octocube25 https://ift.tt/isof2...
It seems impossible to eat a dozen eggs but add mayo and paprika and boom!
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Submitted January 02, 2023 at 01:44AM by thesmartass1 https://ift.tt/863FT...
Gay sex is technically employing the proven birth control method of abstinence
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Submitted January 02, 2023 at 01:45AM by Ocarina-of-Crime https://ift.tt/xBwR9...
We are all just skeletons in skin suits
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Submitted January 02, 2023 at 12:49AM by North-Wind-199 https://ift.tt/0S34G...