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Submitted March 01, 2023 at 04:49AM by aenflex https://ift.tt/tfYQx...
All fictional characters are cannonically Bi by default unless stated otherwise to keep from upsetting a portion of their shipping communities
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Submitted March 01, 2023 at 03:41AM by thezuccannon https://ift.tt/0GEuD...
A nuclear ordnance officer at a dead run outranks everyone.
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Submitted March 01, 2023 at 02:45AM by LiwetJared https://ift.tt/YskrB...
Smells are food flavored air.
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Submitted March 01, 2023 at 01:47AM by Sorry_Difference_945 https://ift.tt/P9BTr...
Even if we would have gotten a letter from Hogwarts, our parents would have never believed it was real and let us travel to London to run against a wall. We never had a chance.
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Submitted March 01, 2023 at 12:30AM by aijahas https://ift.tt/TPVG3...
Wearing a t-shirt under your jumper seems reasonable, but wearing shorts under your pants seems silly
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Submitted February 28, 2023 at 03:22AM by No_Temperature7015 https://ift.tt/Bm7Cy...
It's so strange how people put covers and cases on their phones to protect them and their overall value but we don't do the same with our cars, which are worth way more.
You'd think we would all be driving around with bumpers and covers to keep our car from scratches, dents, paint damage, or sun damage.
Submitted February 28, 2023 at 02:29AM by PIisLOVE314 https://ift.tt/7tRLz...
A thru-hike is a series of day hikes strung together
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Submitted February 28, 2023 at 02:31AM by DDLGcplxo https://ift.tt/oYkQm...
You might have made a decision in your life that saved it.
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Submitted February 28, 2023 at 01:30AM by AcquireQuag https://ift.tt/rZDXv...
With enough wind, anything and everything can be a kite
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Submitted February 28, 2023 at 12:35AM by TekhEtc https://ift.tt/6ofzV...
Matt Mercer counts as a game show host
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Submitted February 27, 2023 at 04:35AM by TerraTorment https://ift.tt/89ygx...
We don’t often think of them as orphans, but most elderly people are.
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Submitted February 27, 2023 at 03:48AM by Loofah_Cat https://ift.tt/fxune...
Modeling is making how much you like yourself other people's problem
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Submitted February 27, 2023 at 02:47AM by jogglessshirting https://ift.tt/yIzP1...
Halloween and 4th of July always occur on the same day of the week.
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Submitted February 27, 2023 at 01:42AM by BlueSpeedMouse17 https://ift.tt/8kLZe...
Bad drivers never miss their exit
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Submitted February 27, 2023 at 12:43AM by WutWhoSaidDat https://ift.tt/KvkrL...
Someday you’ll eat your last meal and won’t even know it (unless your in prison)
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Submitted February 26, 2023 at 03:32AM by _gay_gremlin_ https://ift.tt/GtaiV...
Maybe the dinosaurs were not extinct they became a space faring civilization
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Submitted February 26, 2023 at 03:49AM by RevolutionaryPie5223 https://ift.tt/f9koH...
Dumbledore was terrible at hiring teachers.
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Submitted February 26, 2023 at 02:46AM by Pard01 https://ift.tt/VLsSE...
Women complain about men hitting on them just as much as they complain about those that won't by fear of annoying them.
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Submitted February 26, 2023 at 01:43AM by HansenIntercept https://ift.tt/lvpSA...
There is a possibility that you saved the world but your memory was wiped
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Submitted February 26, 2023 at 12:43AM by squidnumber1 https://ift.tt/FkMCR...
People angry people's art was used to train AI are suspiciously quiet about the fact those same artists were trained on other artists' work without permission
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Submitted February 25, 2023 at 03:44AM by needssleep https://ift.tt/zfeJH...
A clock that works perfectly but is one second ahead will almost never be right, whereas a clock that doesn’t move at all is right twice a day
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Submitted February 25, 2023 at 03:49AM by issapenguin https://ift.tt/iEPQn...
Someone traveled to Iceland in a viking longship full of live bees.
If we believe Icelandic sagas, then people in medieval Iceland drank mead regularly. Mess is made from honey. Medieval Icelanders did not import mead or honey based on all available documents. Therefore medieval Icelanders had honeybees to make honey for mead. Honeybees are not native to Iceland. Therefore they must have been imported.
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Fender = 2 stroke engine..... Gibson = 4 stroke engine
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Submitted February 25, 2023 at 01:44AM by sonowwhatsnext https://ift.tt/XDF9V...
Women’s deodorants are always named after recognizable things like lavender or vanilla. Men’s are always things like steel breeze or solar storm
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Submitted February 25, 2023 at 12:43AM by Practical_Internal86 https://ift.tt/qAMi4...
Some people are allergic to things like peanuts but most aren't. All people are allergic to things like poison
Why doesn't it work the other way around?
Submitted February 25, 2023 at 12:45AM by Splintertjuh https://ift.tt/F4fN1...
It’s not how you fall. It’s how you get up back up.
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Submitted February 24, 2023 at 03:40AM by 8Romans https://ift.tt/y12r6...
You know you’re old when you start checking the mail daily.
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Submitted February 24, 2023 at 03:43AM by Yerm-ahm https://ift.tt/UZRrA...
Your body is covered in a gradient.
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Submitted February 24, 2023 at 03:46AM by St0000l https://ift.tt/UZ5tY...
It’s not weird when a human makes animal noises, but it’s weird when a animal makes human noises.
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Submitted February 24, 2023 at 02:49AM by thefrogsare https://ift.tt/fei5n...
We're basically hypocritical animals with a superiority complex
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Submitted February 24, 2023 at 01:44AM by SluggishPrey https://ift.tt/q2CLD...
Someone out there just decided that some random wolf like creature will be our pets
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Submitted February 24, 2023 at 12:45AM by Hot_Net_4845 https://ift.tt/preDR...
Straight men have a penis preference too, at least when it comes to watching porn.
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Submitted February 23, 2023 at 06:41AM by Neoslayer https://ift.tt/tcyAI...
The Star Wars universe has species that live for over 900 years, but things that happened 30 years ago are considered old legends
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Submitted February 23, 2023 at 05:49AM by WildJackall https://ift.tt/ZrBEW...
The ease with which you can clean blood off skin with just water shows how frequently our ancestors must have gotten blood on them.
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Submitted February 23, 2023 at 05:08AM by K00lman1 https://ift.tt/CI2MD...
Even while touch typing you only use 9 fingers not 10
Most people press the space bar always with the same thumb
Submitted February 23, 2023 at 04:09AM by Individual_Ear8852 https://ift.tt/fRBUd...
Covert narcissism can be disguised as altruism
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Submitted February 23, 2023 at 12:44AM by skyrimlo https://ift.tt/JVFh6...
Applesauce is a sauce you eat on its own.
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Submitted February 22, 2023 at 03:25AM by Mustakrakish_8 https://ift.tt/eC2y3...
We need to breed super wolves to kill off the super pigs.
We can't ignore this problem.
It's either that or bring in Lions.
Submitted February 22, 2023 at 03:34AM by No_Choice_Is_Choice https://ift.tt/GymSY...
Considering that some people are unable to speak, it's impossible to not be speaking from a place of privilege
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Submitted February 22, 2023 at 03:36AM by AbsolutelyUnlikely https://ift.tt/EPaGN...
The word 'mechanical' has gone from describing something coarse and choppy to smooth and elegant
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Submitted February 22, 2023 at 03:42AM by MotorBicycle https://ift.tt/xjXfw...
Instead of sending cigarettes and dip, we will be sending Juul Pods and Elf Bars to soldiers to satisfy their nicotine cravings..
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Submitted February 22, 2023 at 03:42AM by TwistySoap https://ift.tt/1dalE...
We remember a lot of cringy things we’ve said, but we don’t remember many cringy things others have said to us
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Submitted February 22, 2023 at 02:46AM by SouthBayBoy8 https://ift.tt/k9e8f...
You deserve more from the world if you are an attractive human being
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Submitted February 22, 2023 at 01:39AM by fresh_rosesx1 https://ift.tt/CqgO1...
It's easier to pick a potential partner on a dating app than it is to pick a film to watch on a streaming service
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Submitted February 21, 2023 at 04:45AM by RobertThomsonArt https://ift.tt/QNT1U...
The midpoint between 1 and 5 is 2.5. The midpoint between Season 1 and 5 is 3.5
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Submitted February 21, 2023 at 03:49AM by colemang1992 https://ift.tt/Ht06B...
We are reaching a point where content creators don’t even have to do anything anymore. They can just get an AI to fabricate everything to make it seem like they did
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Submitted February 21, 2023 at 02:46AM by DadIsMadAtMe https://ift.tt/y5Eqh...
A nuclear reactor is one hell of a hot tub
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Submitted February 21, 2023 at 01:47AM by heckingHonker https://ift.tt/XCap1...
Turkey is the only bird that has 2 countries named after
We have Turkey and Peru (that in portuguese and Spanish also means turkey), weird to think this is the only bird that this sort of things happen, maybe the cats aren't the menace, but the turkeys all along.
Submitted February 21, 2023 at 12:49AM by Thurn64 https://ift.tt/bEjWi...
A pizza in the shape of a sphere is the only way to truly have a crustless pizza
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Submitted February 20, 2023 at 04:48AM by SmackEh https://ift.tt/AHxo6...
Money is the only paper we make sure to recycle.
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Submitted February 20, 2023 at 03:36AM by Honeybunchesofcurls https://ift.tt/MApf1...
Some people know more fictional characters, with all their lives, than humans
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Submitted February 20, 2023 at 02:34AM by AmazingCat320 https://ift.tt/s7STi...
Although plain omelette and scrambled eggs are made of the exact same ingredients, sometimes we crave for one and not the other.
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Submitted February 20, 2023 at 01:38AM by RunOrDieTrying https://ift.tt/kStGi...
Claiming you didn’t choose to be born is disingenuous because you actually don’t know
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Submitted February 20, 2023 at 12:45AM by skate1243 https://ift.tt/CXQY3...
It is immature to like mature topics
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Submitted February 19, 2023 at 04:36AM by peanutbutterbuy111 https://ift.tt/PwZLJ...
Porn pioneered the user generated content video industry
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Submitted February 19, 2023 at 03:42AM by No_Personality_2723 https://ift.tt/lAMgR...
Arguing about pineapple on pizza isn’t funny and you’re a loser if you think so.
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Submitted February 19, 2023 at 02:33AM by Radiant_Solid7 https://ift.tt/OChFR...
No one really pats a dog, only strokes them
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Submitted February 19, 2023 at 01:47AM by bopman14 https://ift.tt/iCXwL...
Dogs have it figured out. They get to nap all day, beg for food, and still get treated like royalty.
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Submitted February 19, 2023 at 12:46AM by themegapint https://ift.tt/RAPxu...
MGK putting out watered down pop-punk hits is Diddy’s formal admission to putting out the hit that got Pac killed
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Submitted February 18, 2023 at 03:32AM by all_shapes https://ift.tt/w1HjV...
BBQ Ruffle chips completely disappeared out of existence one day and haven’t been seen since.
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Submitted February 18, 2023 at 03:32AM by JamesDeansComb https://ift.tt/DRm04...
We typically only remember our dreams when were are woken up interrupting them. so we are really predicting the future (that our dream will be interrupted) when we are experiencing a dream.
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Submitted February 18, 2023 at 03:36AM by CarltheWellEndowed https://ift.tt/zSfDY...
The age you turn on your birthday is the age you just completed, not the one you’re starting
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Submitted February 18, 2023 at 02:48AM by alexbetke https://ift.tt/0SWtZ...
It's not the fall that kills you and neither is the sudden stop, it's the fact that some parts stop earlier than others.
If somehow all your atoms could be stopped at the same exact time no harm would happen.
Submitted February 18, 2023 at 01:35AM by RiverRoll https://ift.tt/L6rGX...
Both stupid people and smart people are associated with being ugly.
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Submitted February 18, 2023 at 12:31AM by Lack_of_Plethora https://ift.tt/BXbGo...
You will never meet someone who thinks that they have good luck.
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Submitted February 17, 2023 at 04:34AM by hahaha286 https://ift.tt/JouBC...
The hymen was the first tamper proof seal
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Submitted February 17, 2023 at 03:40AM by BigLhou159 https://ift.tt/feblL...
The natural look and heavy makeup look both take the same amount of effort to create
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Submitted February 17, 2023 at 02:49AM by mezzoromantic https://ift.tt/7N6pe...
More and more people are memorizing the qwerty keyboard but still can't type on a keyboard with their eyes closed.
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Submitted February 17, 2023 at 01:46AM by PossessionGlad4638 https://ift.tt/XDpgK...
A key feature that seems to be missing from many fictional spellbooks is the phonetic spelling of spells and incantations.
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Submitted February 17, 2023 at 12:42AM by BlizzPenguin https://ift.tt/jYNso...
When you insult a machine's programming, you're insulting its mother.
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Submitted February 16, 2023 at 04:41AM by DefinitionOk7157 https://ift.tt/5QOzJ...
Due to morning wood, and the rotation of the planet, there is a giant crowd wave of rising dicks constantly circling the planet
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Submitted February 16, 2023 at 03:48AM by davcrt https://ift.tt/CUhqA...
The train industry must really be OK with graffiti.
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Submitted February 16, 2023 at 02:46AM by dingbat046 https://ift.tt/sJEU6...
You can tell a lot about someone's mental well-being based on their choice of headwear.
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Submitted February 16, 2023 at 01:49AM by KratorOfKruma https://ift.tt/mw6rz...
The baggier the pants the skinnier the legs
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Submitted February 16, 2023 at 12:43AM by Elluminated https://ift.tt/q04Zk...
Humans have ears to hear. Cars have ears so the humans can see.
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Submitted February 15, 2023 at 04:44AM by firequak https://ift.tt/Rf2X0...
We cannot kick without legs
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Submitted February 15, 2023 at 03:41AM by Mbalife81 https://ift.tt/JbjAD...
At a certain angle ramps become walls
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Submitted February 15, 2023 at 02:34AM by YEETIS09 https://ift.tt/pg63d...
Swinging while sitting is more associated with how children use swings. Swinging while lying down is more associated with how adults use swings.
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Submitted February 15, 2023 at 01:50AM by lejlaash https://ift.tt/ay1b2...
There are foods that make you fart, but no foods that don't make you fart.
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Submitted February 15, 2023 at 12:48AM by WrongJohnSilver https://ift.tt/08YED...
Shirts, shorts and skirts are three main clothing types separated by only one letter
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Submitted February 14, 2023 at 04:47AM by ollymillmill https://ift.tt/jHwdE...
Without pronouns human sound like caveman.
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Submitted February 14, 2023 at 03:50AM by chiknown https://ift.tt/qpyHj...
Seeing all the Valentine's day related content and products popping up is the most relaxing thing there is for single people because they know they don't have to partake in all that bullshit
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Submitted February 14, 2023 at 02:49AM by Terrible-Swim-6786 https://ift.tt/d72E6...
Designer brands are items you pay for to advertise for free.
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Submitted February 14, 2023 at 01:26AM by TerraByteTerror https://ift.tt/ZTqj6...
Al Gore is going to be misread as AI gore a lot in the next few years
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Submitted February 14, 2023 at 12:44AM by AdrnF https://ift.tt/89Pgk...
Handcuffs and zip ties give quite a different vibe on a night stand, despite no practical difference in purpose
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Submitted February 13, 2023 at 04:41AM by captain-wang https://ift.tt/GewXp...
A mute singer is technically a dancer when they sign.
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Submitted February 13, 2023 at 03:48AM by Hsabes01 https://ift.tt/GkQER...
Sign language is super effective under water, but it takes longer to communicate than on land.
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Submitted February 13, 2023 at 02:40AM by D0zhi22 https://ift.tt/qTv6D...
It's pretty cool that the first thing you get to see when you're rescued from a collapsed building is a cute rescue dog.
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Submitted February 13, 2023 at 01:50AM by thesharkdiver79 https://ift.tt/RK0N6...
Being gay is more natural than being monogamous
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Submitted February 13, 2023 at 12:48AM by Unfair-Purpose-2100 https://ift.tt/GVmCw...
The internet has made it possible for us to be lonely together.
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Submitted February 12, 2023 at 04:45AM by cowlinator https://ift.tt/pKxGk...
In the entire Harry Potter universe, there is no mention of any witch or wizard dual welding wands.
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Submitted February 12, 2023 at 03:45AM by Qwertyuiop4325 https://ift.tt/YKxf9...
In the far future, we’re going to be much weaker due to technological advances. Animals will continue to evolve and become stronger. The result will be another species in competition with us.
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Submitted February 12, 2023 at 02:46AM by Inside_Expression_49 https://ift.tt/vPmsE...
Technically all fabric is mesh, just with much smaller holes.
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Submitted February 12, 2023 at 01:50AM by uancmb https://ift.tt/z6KO8...
John Cena is in every movie you've ever watched
If you don't get the joke click this spoiler:
... you just can't see him
Submitted February 12, 2023 at 12:50AM by tomsterBG https://ift.tt/RfL9r...
Bubblegum is one of the least popular flavors of bubblegum
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Submitted February 11, 2023 at 04:45AM by Ekublai https://ift.tt/VElxr...
Beauty is simultaneously the most important thing in the world and the most insignificant thing in the world.
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Submitted February 11, 2023 at 03:48AM by faker10101891 https://ift.tt/kNIm3...
Menstrual cups are perfectly shaped skullcaps for penises.
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Submitted February 11, 2023 at 02:26AM by fenris52223 https://ift.tt/dtvXb...
Foreheads are much bigger than you think
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Submitted February 11, 2023 at 01:41AM by pufballcat https://ift.tt/2k4i8...
People who push others away are always so shocked when people stop coming back
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Submitted February 11, 2023 at 12:42AM by Patient_Mixture9947 https://ift.tt/gkF1u...
Stamps are stickers with a job
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Submitted February 10, 2023 at 04:48AM by TheWackyJacky https://ift.tt/yleHC...
Humanity’s perception of reality is a misconstrued construct of imperfections.
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Submitted February 10, 2023 at 03:44AM by xPhantom39x https://ift.tt/5OtEM...
Paleontology and / or archeology will have a big boom once Antarctica melts
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Submitted February 10, 2023 at 02:47AM by CargandoPiedras https://ift.tt/aVuwb...
Some history text books in the future will have screenshots of important tweets that happened during our life
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Submitted February 10, 2023 at 01:40AM by PacmanTheHitman https://ift.tt/hyZuM...
Cats are one of the cleanest animals, but actually under our understanding one of the most unhygienic because they regularly lick their butts and then themselves.
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Submitted February 10, 2023 at 12:49AM by FinnickFeden https://ift.tt/tVuHK...
Dudes with small penises are less likely to leak a homemade sex tape to the internet.
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Submitted February 09, 2023 at 04:48AM by Mysterious_Set6427 https://ift.tt/sxka0...
People won't do manual labour for minimum wage but will still pay to go the gym
I know it doesn't work the same muscle groups but I bet picking fruit outdoors is better for you than grunting away on a machine close to a load of sweaty people
Submitted February 09, 2023 at 03:47AM by r_spandit https://ift.tt/QknVf...
We spend our whole lives learning to not be stupid just to become slaves to the stupidest amongst us.
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Submitted February 09, 2023 at 02:30AM by onlypositiveposts35 https://ift.tt/eni38...
Smashing the like button has no discernable impact compared to clicking with regular velocity.
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Submitted February 09, 2023 at 01:34AM by goodvibezone https://ift.tt/c38MO...
Martyrs might just had a really strong masochistic kink
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Submitted February 09, 2023 at 12:45AM by Small-Perception-779 https://ift.tt/Z2vBR...
The last person alive in your friendship circle will die with no friend to mourn them
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Submitted February 08, 2023 at 05:04AM by french_fries11 https://ift.tt/yUx8N...
Calling a group of men, boys, is endearing. Calling an individual man, boy, is insulting.
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Submitted February 08, 2023 at 04:00AM by C--A--K--E--S https://ift.tt/jrFJw...
There's 2 ways to write :) but only one way to write :D
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Submitted February 08, 2023 at 02:40AM by NathanGoatTv https://ift.tt/knRjd...
Two wrongs don't make a right... But three lefts do.
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Submitted February 08, 2023 at 01:52AM by relevant_tangent https://ift.tt/PYCA4...
All movies based on real events are in the same series/timeline
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Submitted February 08, 2023 at 12:58AM by Willr2645 https://ift.tt/ZfyVx...
When we get fevers, our brains lag. When computers are hot, they lag.
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Submitted February 07, 2023 at 03:47AM by Crazycleopasta https://ift.tt/3y8Lu...
Toy Story continues to be a graphical bar for many video games
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Submitted February 07, 2023 at 02:43AM by East-Bluejay6891 https://ift.tt/UqS3t...
We have a cattle mentality that was instilled in us since we were born... Despite being aware, we cling to that illusion... we are in the matrix
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Submitted February 07, 2023 at 02:46AM by FloweryBrighstness https://ift.tt/GdXx6...
Escalators are big stairmasters
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Submitted February 07, 2023 at 01:47AM by yggyjsfgs https://ift.tt/QNPmU...
When a ballon pops, a very weak and very small explosion occurs
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Submitted February 07, 2023 at 12:49AM by derpycheesecash https://ift.tt/MXHCh...
You can’t see your eyes moving when you look in a mirror
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Submitted February 06, 2023 at 04:47AM by Green_Dreamin https://ift.tt/r617e...
We usually feel sympathy when we see people crying unless the little children and they’re not hurt.
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Submitted February 06, 2023 at 03:49AM by Coronazonewearmask https://ift.tt/tdHvp...
Pegging is being gay without the gay
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Submitted February 06, 2023 at 02:47AM by Rafus123 https://ift.tt/YvDic...
A Concert with pre-recorded music is an expensive karaoke show.
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Submitted February 06, 2023 at 01:47AM by terryd300 https://ift.tt/mU5Z7...
You're more likely to be friends with a random person in your neighborhood your age than with your mom's friend
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Submitted February 06, 2023 at 12:50AM by Yarovitsin https://ift.tt/fogaA...
Burying the dead is for the living's well being.
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Submitted February 05, 2023 at 04:49AM by TentacleJihadHentai https://ift.tt/THyPn...
Somebody somewhere wants slugs in their butt.
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Submitted February 05, 2023 at 03:48AM by Captain_Clark https://ift.tt/Gb2ow...
We are all young in the timeline of the universe.
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Submitted February 05, 2023 at 02:49AM by TheConjugalVisit https://ift.tt/23vml...
The water we flush our toilets with is drinkable for some reason.
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Submitted February 05, 2023 at 01:44AM by Shon_Leus https://ift.tt/NeHxO...
You always hear about men with foot fetishes, but never women.
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Submitted February 05, 2023 at 12:47AM by Shmooshampoo https://ift.tt/GJIRg...
Perhaps the sleep paralysis demon just a big furbaby cuddling up on us to keep warm
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Submitted February 04, 2023 at 04:46AM by DangerStranger138 https://ift.tt/leQX5...
As kids we lose about 12 teeth in the matter of a decade then none at all for the rest of our lives and we just live with that
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Submitted February 04, 2023 at 03:45AM by These-Research-3958 https://ift.tt/gqm56...
Your lips getting a bit sticky while you sleep is your bodies way of limiting 'mouth breathing '.
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Submitted February 04, 2023 at 02:44AM by athome4now https://ift.tt/EtIou...
People are highly attracted to photo editing
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Submitted February 04, 2023 at 01:50AM by moneybot https://ift.tt/OQPlA...
Everything is boring when you lack imagination
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Submitted February 04, 2023 at 12:46AM by pufballcat https://ift.tt/hLF9r...
Based strictly on a photograph, human beings are able to firmly and conclusively decide whether or not they want to ingest another human's bodily secretions
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Submitted February 03, 2023 at 03:48AM by dumdumpants-head https://ift.tt/Y6VSg...
The happiest people tend to have the saddest upbringings.
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Submitted February 03, 2023 at 02:40AM by Clockwork415 https://ift.tt/UGObh...
You cannot enter the mirror dimension because your reflection stops you from doing so.
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Submitted February 03, 2023 at 01:51AM by Zeron___ https://ift.tt/1xriY...
Topics people think shouldn’t be controversial are the most controversial topics.
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Submitted February 03, 2023 at 12:31AM by SK_Fuego https://ift.tt/EokIm...
Having caps-lock always on is functionally the same as having it always off
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Submitted February 03, 2023 at 12:32AM by Brenin_y_Brythoniaid https://ift.tt/srqQN...
Wonder if anyone has tried to measure/calculate the load bearing capacity of an erect penis.
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Submitted February 02, 2023 at 04:47AM by MrPunSocks https://ift.tt/jKwNm...
You can't ever see yourself in the moment without looking at yourself unless you're in one of those weird fun houses.
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Submitted February 02, 2023 at 03:50AM by medmac_2112 https://ift.tt/Om78x...
Many Millennials are reaching that boundary of getting into celebrities that are likely to outlive THEM instead of the other way around.
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Submitted February 02, 2023 at 02:52AM by originmsd https://ift.tt/OCLIm...
Saying someone is your type is much more acceptable than saying somebody reminds you of other people.
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Submitted February 02, 2023 at 01:33AM by SombreroMedioChileno https://ift.tt/xsGu6...
The Roomba is Pacman for dogs.
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