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Submitted June 01, 2023 at 03:42AM by fergard https://ift.tt/ATIi3...
Everything we eat is future shit
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Submitted June 01, 2023 at 02:47AM by djinternetprovider https://ift.tt/r1R5B...
Airport checkpoints that are designed to take away large fluid containers sounds suspiciously like an airline scheme so people have to buy food and drinks from the airline
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Submitted June 01, 2023 at 01:49AM by baubeauftragter https://ift.tt/lhoBe...
Tweezers are tiny tongs for your face
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Submitted June 01, 2023 at 12:26AM by CatsKittensCatsBunny https://ift.tt/PalRu...
Every technology was at one point modern technology
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Submitted June 01, 2023 at 12:35AM by MadeWithRealGinger9 https://ift.tt/kPeci...
The majority of men will receive their first flowers at their own funeral.
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Submitted May 31, 2023 at 03:45AM by Digitek50 https://ift.tt/iTI8D...
Maybe the reason snakes are less emotionally driven then other reptiles is because they don't require hunting all day, so they have a lot on their scales.
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Submitted May 31, 2023 at 02:44AM by Babyneonate https://ift.tt/nrBEa...
Ice cream vans are the only vehicles that can have a siren and not be an emergency.
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Submitted May 31, 2023 at 01:49AM by Its_You_Know_Wh0 https://ift.tt/rlx3c...
Mockingbirds had completely different songs a hundred years ago because car alarms weren't invented yet
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Submitted May 31, 2023 at 12:47AM by Natural_Drawing_9740 https://ift.tt/CokSF...
Woman's KDA after giving a birth to a child is -1/0/0
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Submitted May 31, 2023 at 12:48AM by ArrynMythey https://ift.tt/jlmSz...
Technically, the present doesn’t exist because it lasts for zero seconds and by then it’s already the past or the future
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Submitted May 30, 2023 at 04:35AM by West_Obligation_6175 https://ift.tt/G2Ny8...
The more attractive a person is, the more preoccupied they are with their looks
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Submitted May 30, 2023 at 03:45AM by icanshiftshapes https://ift.tt/XuRoA...
Most people aren’t ugly, they’re just not hot.
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Submitted May 30, 2023 at 02:45AM by JuicyCiwa https://ift.tt/IvFHu...
Crawling into bed feels good… crawling BACK into bed feels so much better.
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Submitted May 30, 2023 at 01:45AM by EmbarassedGiraffe https://ift.tt/wvrBT...
Buying a lottery ticket ruins it for everyone.
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Submitted May 30, 2023 at 12:43AM by nichtwarum https://ift.tt/tCnQz...
Rich people don't go broke the same way poor people do.
All credit goes to CapnHDawg for this.
Submitted May 29, 2023 at 03:49AM by Jebusthelostwookie https://ift.tt/lfE1B...
Inflation whipped the hell out of Wendy’s Frosty.
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Submitted May 29, 2023 at 02:40AM by LeftOnQuietRoad https://ift.tt/jqYho...
Gardening seems to mainly be about identifying the plants that are best suited to thrive in your local climate, environment and soil-type, then calling them weeds and trying to replace them with less suited plants.
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Submitted May 29, 2023 at 01:41AM by Alexander_Wrote https://ift.tt/xCp6K...
Most men don't know they're misogynists.
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Submitted May 29, 2023 at 12:43AM by marklondon66 https://ift.tt/QGo4H...
No one is considering the fact that there may be bad people intentionally creating AI to do the things we fear from AI the most
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Submitted May 28, 2023 at 04:40AM by MoreSatisfaction6884 https://ift.tt/lZnHO...
In a not so distant future where physical AI companions are common place, being an incel will be a thing of the past.
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Submitted May 28, 2023 at 03:45AM by theLEVIATHAN06 https://ift.tt/Asuqh...
Beyblade is a pay-to-win game.
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Submitted May 28, 2023 at 02:48AM by izukaneki https://ift.tt/Z2Mnw...
It's not gonna be too long until VR porn and Neurolink combine.Then it's lights out for humanity.
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Submitted May 28, 2023 at 01:48AM by JustGame36 https://ift.tt/ecrPQ...
A full day to yourself seems long until you put it into terms of how many shows/movies you want to catch up on.
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Submitted May 28, 2023 at 12:48AM by Rabbit_Suit https://ift.tt/er7JV...
English is difficult to master. It can be understood through tough thorough thought though.
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Submitted May 27, 2023 at 04:48AM by ReturnOfTheBanned https://ift.tt/liZfb...
Domesticating dogs has evolved them to become more emotionally intelligent
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Submitted May 27, 2023 at 03:40AM by Khalittle_ https://ift.tt/sXH7K...
Most life on earth exists thanks to plant farts.
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Submitted May 27, 2023 at 02:40AM by Assassinatitties https://ift.tt/hnCHk...
College teaches you about distrust, dishonesty and how everyone is your enemy.
Never open up too much or disclose your thoughts because people use it against you. If not careful, you realise after those 4 years, that you never knew anything about them and realise how they tossed you in the bin like a used tissue.
It's fine, we learn never to trust anyone ever again and keep our guards up. The joy and innocence of meeting somebody...
We live in a cruel world because if you invent something that disrupts corporations, like free energy, you will mostly be dead before you can get it out to the world
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Submitted May 26, 2023 at 03:44AM by eggtart_prince https://ift.tt/7eTEa...
The faster you walk up an escalator the more stairs you climb.
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Submitted May 26, 2023 at 01:44AM by BrassM0nkey https://ift.tt/fwG3V...
It's likely that people you know secretly have a weird sex thing
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Submitted May 26, 2023 at 12:34AM by BrightTomatillo https://ift.tt/SHisF...
People who like extra sweet desserts have less sensibility to feel sweet flavor
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Submitted May 26, 2023 at 12:35AM by LayersOfMe https://ift.tt/oyaXN...
We're lucky animals evolved how they did. Flying bears, mosquitos as agile as flies, that kinda stuff.
All it woulda taken is ONE evolutionary trait like that on one species and suddenly we aren't top of the food chain.
Submitted May 25, 2023 at 04:29AM by LazloDaLlama https://ift.tt/bsHoX...
We can heal more things on mice than humans
Just based off the sheer amount of medical research done on them.
Submitted May 25, 2023 at 03:20AM by Sendfeetpics12 https://ift.tt/Ss1bi...
People think they have to reach some big standards to be something in life so that they may not stress over not being good enough but in the process of doing so they stress themselves to the point of depression.
kinda ironic.
Submitted May 25, 2023 at 02:41AM by Xbalanque10 https://ift.tt/MhkWu...
It is easier to allow someone to live rent-free in your head than it is to allow them to live rent-controlled in your head.
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Submitted May 25, 2023 at 01:28AM by phish_tacos https://ift.tt/YhuFD...
Sperm whales come from whale sperm
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Submitted May 25, 2023 at 12:42AM by Browless87 https://ift.tt/O2oW9...
The word erotic is not the least bit erotic.
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Submitted May 24, 2023 at 04:47AM by KyleKnox https://ift.tt/wyYAM...
Very few people argue for implementing a Maximum Wage.
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Submitted May 24, 2023 at 03:46AM by phish_tacos https://ift.tt/8jC6K...
People that played videogames are less prone to distraction when driving as they are used not get distracted or risk loosing a game
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Submitted May 24, 2023 at 01:47AM by Princeofthebow https://ift.tt/eq3h0...
The more digits we discover for pie, the bigger it becomes.
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Submitted May 24, 2023 at 12:33AM by ijustlikeelectronics https://ift.tt/GfUZo...
Your first toothbrush is still laying there somewhere in the landfill
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Submitted May 23, 2023 at 04:43AM by Alternativ14 https://ift.tt/GF3wX...
Every neutered or spayed animal is an incel.
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Submitted May 23, 2023 at 03:42AM by BallsOutKrunked https://ift.tt/7imVX...
Many people were produced in a facility that contains nuts.
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Submitted May 23, 2023 at 02:45AM by someonesperson https://ift.tt/DjuUi...
In movies and TV shows death is often portrayed in the form of life, but in life death is always portrayed in the form death
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Submitted May 23, 2023 at 12:44AM by dopegraf https://ift.tt/uvgIO...
Hmmm….. just realized that every little bit helps when doing google searches!
I suddenly realized that I never click on the first result when doing a Google search. I always click the second one cause they’re are trying so hard and every little bit helps. It’s my way of spreading joy anonymously.
Submitted May 22, 2023 at 04:27AM by Proud-Butterfly6622 https://ift.tt/ENIS2...
The pool boy finishes quickly so he can finish quickly
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Submitted May 22, 2023 at 02:39AM by MonopolyMeal https://ift.tt/nRml4...
The purpose of a lock is to turn a door into a wall.
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Submitted May 22, 2023 at 01:46AM by mushi_shroom https://ift.tt/QCAKJ...
We must look like zebra monkeys to cats and dogs, due to our stretch marks being invisible to the naked eye. (IR light)
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Submitted May 22, 2023 at 12:43AM by tea_baggins123 https://ift.tt/onAGt...
Money is the root of all happiness
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Submitted May 21, 2023 at 04:48AM by Ilovehaley101 https://ift.tt/AOwVf...
The word altogether, truly isn’t all together.
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Submitted May 21, 2023 at 03:45AM by NEOsands https://ift.tt/FhdKu...
Betting companies advertising through explaining the risks of gambling are both simultaneously increasing and decreasing their customer base.
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Submitted May 21, 2023 at 02:44AM by FaZe_Weir https://ift.tt/P0HKp...
Dracula movies and books have taken a lot of the heat off of vampire bats.
These dudes.
Submitted May 21, 2023 at 12:29AM by JetsetCat https://ift.tt/Zx5Pd...
In the colour spectrum black is the absence of colour. But in humans white is the absence of colour.
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Submitted May 20, 2023 at 03:41AM by VodkaBat https://ift.tt/yOldR...
You can retire at any age, it’s just a question of living standards.
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Submitted May 20, 2023 at 03:44AM by mutanthands https://ift.tt/6vX1S...
We all imagine dying as everything becoming black.
However, it could just be a lovely shade of turquoise.
Submitted May 20, 2023 at 02:49AM by Individual-Tank2022 https://ift.tt/TbmdQ...
The afterlife exists in testicles
Bear with me. If reincarnation exists, then your soul would have to be transferred to the new vessel as soon as it was created. So assuming you are reincarnated, you’ll start out as a sperm. Most of which will die off and repeat the cycle. So the majority of human consciousness throughout time has been existing right beneath our noses… or shlongs.
Caveat:...
Mining engineers get paid to blow shit up.
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Submitted May 20, 2023 at 12:31AM by hearsdemons https://ift.tt/IHSd3...
Restarting an electronic device is the most basic of troubleshooting steps and is always recommended. Yet manufacturers keep making it more difficult to fully power cycle anything by making buttons do soft resets and removing acces to the battery.
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Submitted May 19, 2023 at 03:48AM by murfflemethis https://ift.tt/lPueS...
He-man did not have to worry about adding gender pronouns.
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Submitted May 19, 2023 at 03:49AM by phish_tacos https://ift.tt/xOuvS...
A circle has exactly no corners
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Submitted May 19, 2023 at 02:47AM by Hellstorm5674 https://ift.tt/xh3Ci...
Humans : Dogs ; Elves : Humans
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Submitted May 19, 2023 at 01:49AM by PM_me_storm_drains https://ift.tt/h8GWe...
The only thing there’s no museum about is museums
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Submitted May 19, 2023 at 12:47AM by AukeDePro https://ift.tt/QaD1f...
Constantly mowing the earths hair to keep it short.
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Submitted May 18, 2023 at 04:43AM by FliesOnRedShit https://ift.tt/Dr4pc...
Granola is kinda like kibble for humans
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Submitted May 18, 2023 at 04:45AM by snickerton https://ift.tt/r5W2Z...
Burying/Cremating dead people severely limits their chances of coming back to life if they were going to
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Submitted May 18, 2023 at 03:42AM by AlwaysNang https://ift.tt/7v80b...
Chris Pratt has a lot of Jack Black's vibe
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Submitted May 18, 2023 at 02:32AM by marwinpk https://ift.tt/AqbaE...
Not wanting to have kids is the last stage of capitalism
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Submitted May 18, 2023 at 01:36AM by Dakind93 https://ift.tt/pzr0Q...
You rarely hear people celebrate how perfectly priced something is. It's usually either expensive or cheap.
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Submitted May 18, 2023 at 12:49AM by East-Bluejay6891 https://ift.tt/sgm6k...
The world is divided by people who type 60 and people who type 1:00 into their microwave
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Submitted May 17, 2023 at 04:47AM by adaml316 https://ift.tt/YEhca...
When you get rich your signature just becomes stronger
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Submitted May 17, 2023 at 03:49AM by NYLINK95 https://ift.tt/x9kpW...
A lot of men go through life expecting to pee their pants a little every day.
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Submitted May 17, 2023 at 02:49AM by DrMicolash https://ift.tt/peQGj...
The only thing harder than forming a good habit is breaking a bad habit
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Submitted May 17, 2023 at 01:46AM by pufballcat https://ift.tt/TvrGm...
You can make a fufu by blending a lot of boba tea bubbles together.
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Submitted May 17, 2023 at 12:18AM by GoodOTamako https://ift.tt/bYJNT...
Young adults are expected to find jobs after graduation but aren‘t given any jobs due to lack of experience
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Submitted May 16, 2023 at 04:46AM by beymochi https://ift.tt/E8F9U...
We can pull more than we can push but prefer to push over pull in most cases.
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Submitted May 16, 2023 at 02:21AM by SoundTracx https://ift.tt/ocRty...
Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom are some of the only videogames that allows you to roleplay as a vegan
You can choose to kill animals for food, or completely survive off of mushrooms, plants, fruit, peppers, etc.
Submitted May 16, 2023 at 01:52AM by No_Understanding162 https://ift.tt/AOFip...
Ketchup is technically jam.
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Submitted May 16, 2023 at 12:39AM by ladies-pmme-nudespls https://ift.tt/ABX4m...
It's incredible we can take the nastiest, stinkiest, most disgusting shit and then eat food moments later as if nothing happened.
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Submitted May 15, 2023 at 04:47AM by rupertpupkinfanclub https://ift.tt/WoJzA...
At any given moment, there are many man-made lights producing light that is seen by no one.
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Submitted May 15, 2023 at 03:50AM by UnstUnst https://ift.tt/ozhEP...
Whenever a public sector demands more pay, they're demanding it from the rest of us
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Submitted May 15, 2023 at 02:16AM by pufballcat https://ift.tt/ODLRr...
The Golden Rule is a terrible philosophy for kind-hearted masochists.
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Submitted May 15, 2023 at 01:45AM by TheeLEMONator https://ift.tt/BO1LZ...
All butterflies are orphans.
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Submitted May 15, 2023 at 12:45AM by superfurrybiped https://ift.tt/mGjdE...
Celebrities are more likely to be solipsistic
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Submitted May 14, 2023 at 02:31AM by jabba_banana https://ift.tt/Onl7f...
As acceptance for Sex Robots grows, society will trend towards having bias-free statistics on penis size.
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Submitted May 14, 2023 at 01:23AM by Locksmith997 https://ift.tt/vUXNe...
We're told zombies eat brains, despite the brain being the hardest organ to eat due to it being encased in your skull.
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Submitted May 14, 2023 at 01:29AM by Lightningbolt724 https://ift.tt/j8OgC...
As a guy is impossible to stop masturbating in the climax moment, even if someone suddenly walks in your room in that moment.
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Submitted May 14, 2023 at 01:43AM by Technical_Ad_4299 https://ift.tt/mNeig...
Let's just appreciate that Doofenshmirtz turned into a comical german villain after failing art school
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Submitted May 14, 2023 at 01:47AM by DaTiddySucka https://ift.tt/mi5XD...
It’s totally okay to look at a woman 98% naked at the beach but but 50% anywhere else and she’s concerned
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Submitted May 14, 2023 at 12:50AM by approaching77 https://ift.tt/aLuIP...
We need sarcastic punctuation.
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Submitted May 13, 2023 at 04:46AM by rockytheboxer https://ift.tt/K1Ulm...
Characters in the Dragonball universe are very fortunate people don’t try to cheap shot them while they are powering up
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Submitted May 13, 2023 at 02:44AM by DadIsMadAtMe https://ift.tt/SWzRd...
One of the main problems with the internet is that there are people who know a lot, and people who know too little, and both of them think those in the middle are idiots.
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Submitted May 13, 2023 at 01:47AM by NthRadiant10 https://ift.tt/6CaXA...
Pinocciho is an infinite wood suply
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Submitted May 13, 2023 at 12:49AM by -Y34HB01- https://ift.tt/PCfIW...
We don't truly know what happens after death, because no one has ever truly come back after a significant amount of brain death
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Submitted May 12, 2023 at 04:41AM by Baringstraight https://ift.tt/aMZAs...
Pizza can be used as a flesh diagram
Hear me out
Cheese is the skin. The sauce is the blood obviously. Underneath the sauce is the squishy soggy dough is the subcutaneous tissue and muscle, and the hard, baked crust on the bottom is the bone. The grease could possibly be perspiration too.
Submitted May 12, 2023 at 03:42AM by deadpuffypuppy https://ift.tt/1yBxr...
Most people things are a way for a scientific reason, in reality most standards were just somebodies arbitrary guess that just stuck.
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Submitted May 12, 2023 at 02:49AM by Bugaloon https://ift.tt/9QRmV...
Smiling for a photo is a form of acting.
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Submitted May 12, 2023 at 01:38AM by 123AssAssin321 https://ift.tt/yHzQ2...
People arn't against you, they're just for themselves
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Submitted May 12, 2023 at 12:40AM by TreeBearOne https://ift.tt/48tzX...
Something only exists if it becomes apparent to us in some way.
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Submitted May 11, 2023 at 03:18AM by -____deleted_____- https://ift.tt/V498b...
English people don't speak good English
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Submitted May 11, 2023 at 03:24AM by breaktime1 https://ift.tt/HLBSb...
There are gay people who unwillingly marry and have kids with the sex they are not attracted to, yet so many straight people can’t find a partner
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Submitted May 11, 2023 at 02:50AM by JedNoonan https://ift.tt/cjfaC...
In the future, saying the N word will be the only way to prove you're not an AI on the internet.
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Submitted May 11, 2023 at 12:46AM by Independent_Factor65 https://ift.tt/We6cg...
All of the dog food you buy, eventually ends up in your back yard.
Or someone else’s lawn/park.
Submitted May 11, 2023 at 12:46AM by Botchko https://ift.tt/rSOGa...
Technically, the success of an evolution line is measured by how many bugs became features
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Submitted May 10, 2023 at 02:47AM by TheInkCap https://ift.tt/HSWOv...
Echoes are the shadows of sounds.
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Submitted May 10, 2023 at 02:48AM by entropy_bucket https://ift.tt/VaSGJ...
Some of the matter you are made of has likely been a dinosaur at some point
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Submitted May 10, 2023 at 01:46AM by Professional_Job_307 https://ift.tt/ZESwb...
The balls shall groove when a man moonwalks naked
Shakespeare level English is on the Title
Submitted May 10, 2023 at 12:43AM by Professional-Bar3649 https://ift.tt/fNpkW...
We almost never wash our back
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Submitted May 09, 2023 at 03:46AM by tomerFire https://ift.tt/3ngQK...
The richer someone is, the less they come into contact with cash.
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Submitted May 09, 2023 at 02:45AM by sxmilliondollarman https://ift.tt/lMCSk...
Wireless chargers have more wire than wired chargers because of the copper coils
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Submitted May 09, 2023 at 01:45AM by Available-Ad-8608 https://ift.tt/oqCdQ...
Redbulls are stamina potions
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Submitted May 09, 2023 at 01:49AM by Night_Runner https://ift.tt/Aoxbc...
There must have been A LOT of filler during Truman's middle school years.
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Submitted May 09, 2023 at 12:51AM by Classico42 https://ift.tt/zPLlj...
The hotter the planet gets, the hotter the field of climate science gets
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Submitted May 08, 2023 at 04:27AM by Dragonfruit_10 https://ift.tt/b95Hd...
Eventually all Formula 1 cars will be electric
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Submitted May 08, 2023 at 03:48AM by OneParadox https://ift.tt/pmGqW...
Blind people don't have to plug a monitor into a computer to be able to use it
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Submitted May 08, 2023 at 02:48AM by JollyCanadian https://ift.tt/bkoex...
With all these medicinal innovations done with nice as the test subject mice may become the dominant species of Earth relatively soon.
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Submitted May 08, 2023 at 01:50AM by redditpierce https://ift.tt/1TvzS...
Regardless of how many people like you, the total number of people who attend your funeral will depend on the weather.
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Submitted May 07, 2023 at 03:44AM by realrealityreally https://ift.tt/d68lE...
Picking your ear is equally as gross as picking your nose, yet it’s somehow less embarrassing when doing it in public.
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Submitted May 07, 2023 at 03:47AM by Sleazebuckets https://ift.tt/HdmK1...
Plastic is a litterally oxymoron. They're cheap garbage and yet also last up to 500 years.
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Submitted May 07, 2023 at 02:50AM by stealth443 https://ift.tt/jcluQ...
Mirrors never stop working
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Submitted May 07, 2023 at 12:46AM by The95thZebra https://ift.tt/7kdNL...
There's no real reason that adult shoes aren't made with Velcro straps; the only purpose laces serve is to demonstrate to others that you do, in fact, know how tie your shoes.
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Submitted May 06, 2023 at 04:36AM by struggle_bussy https://ift.tt/tLAnS...
Human understanding of Math is a parabolic thing. We will never get to the end.
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Submitted May 06, 2023 at 03:50AM by 2BallsInTheHole https://ift.tt/MupGf...
Soon people will be blackmailed for appearing in extremely disturbing AI generated content.
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Submitted May 06, 2023 at 02:50AM by dANNN738 https://ift.tt/NIgQK...
Only men get the privilege to see the water turn from blue to green when they urinate
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Submitted May 06, 2023 at 01:47AM by TheDorkyDeric https://ift.tt/2V7q9...
All plants are omnivores and cannibals
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Submitted May 05, 2023 at 04:49AM by crypticsage https://ift.tt/oe5r9...
Aggressive drivers are easier to deal with because they're more predictable than timid drivers.
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Submitted May 05, 2023 at 03:50AM by sethamin https://ift.tt/ULAvD...
Animals understand all human languages
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Submitted May 05, 2023 at 02:40AM by Nobody4993 https://ift.tt/3HR1J...
Service industry jobs must’ve gotten away with a lot of horrible shit before the advent of social media.
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Submitted May 05, 2023 at 01:43AM by Sleazebuckets https://ift.tt/BoqmY...
Very hard to stigmatize a humiliation fetish
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Submitted May 05, 2023 at 12:43AM by moneybot https://ift.tt/VQlHP...
Saying the N-word may become the only way to prove you’re not an AI in the future
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Submitted May 04, 2023 at 04:49AM by FreshStart99 https://ift.tt/Z8dPy...
TV writers make female characters manlier to make them look tougher, therefore implying that being feminine is a weakness…
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Submitted May 04, 2023 at 03:36AM by HansenIntercept https://ift.tt/RNsz0...
Flossing wouldn't be necessary if our teeth were fused together in a continuous horseshoe shape
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Submitted May 04, 2023 at 01:46AM by ExcitingSituation https://ift.tt/qsJic...
An executioner is the only person who can legally murder people.
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Submitted May 04, 2023 at 12:43AM by Out_in_Space24-7 https://ift.tt/9Yz61...
An ace can actually be a top or a bottom, according to poker.
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Submitted May 03, 2023 at 04:49AM by AllPurposeNerd https://ift.tt/AuXTn...
Grapes are to raisins, what raisins are to grapenuts.
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Submitted May 03, 2023 at 04:21AM by No-Cryptographer-693 https://ift.tt/Br0Ie...
You spend more on haircuts when you’re balding.
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Submitted May 03, 2023 at 03:07AM by hearsdemons https://ift.tt/APu2S...
It's entirely possible that the earliest sightings of UFO's were due to accidental ingestion of magic mushrooms.
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Submitted May 03, 2023 at 02:03AM by 2BallsInTheHole https://ift.tt/758pq...
People who wear contact lenses blink in HD.
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Submitted May 03, 2023 at 12:51AM by ThePro2000 https://ift.tt/4yain...
You're not afraid to be alone in the dark, you afraid to not be alone in the dark
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Submitted May 02, 2023 at 03:40AM by No-Access606 https://ift.tt/pedAB...
Rich people steal too, but they just do it for the dopamine rush.
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Submitted May 02, 2023 at 02:28AM by hearsdemons https://ift.tt/XsLuH...
You don’t walk through doors. You actually walk through a door way, and the door is in the way.
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Submitted May 02, 2023 at 02:39AM by TribenixYT https://ift.tt/4nPM6...
Any one person can change the world. Anyone who says otherwise is scared or lying.
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Submitted May 02, 2023 at 01:45AM by GrizzledTheGrizzly https://ift.tt/rFhe7...
With the decline populatiom, soon there will be an incentive to whoever gets pregnant
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Submitted May 02, 2023 at 12:46AM by supermoderators https://ift.tt/aH951...
Even some pretty people were created by accident
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