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Submitted July 01, 2023 at 12:24AM by Wrathofserenity https://ift.tt/LgO2A...
Steamed Hams is the new Aristocrats joke
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Submitted June 30, 2023 at 01:18AM by MrSluagh https://ift.tt/yv7Qg...
It's kind of messed up how water isn't the solution to dry skin.
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Submitted June 30, 2023 at 12:09AM by bellchilton https://ift.tt/U8l1R...
You won't be prosecuted for lying to jury selection questions.
That would make people think about nullification.
Submitted June 30, 2023 at 12:23AM by nullstoned https://ift.tt/Hp1FS...
It is impossible to do nothing
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Submitted June 29, 2023 at 01:44AM by Gaberonian https://ift.tt/gLTKZ...
Slapping someone on the butt is the only action that can be used platonically romantically playfully or as punishment.
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Submitted June 29, 2023 at 12:13AM by Adventurous_Egg_6321 https://ift.tt/9eCR6...
Since there are a limited number of people in the world there must be one who is the most perfect among the rest.
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Submitted June 28, 2023 at 12:24AM by RSforce1 https://ift.tt/AcQ3J...
Shut up makes total sense but Open Down doesnt
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Submitted June 27, 2023 at 01:11AM by Magneto-Electricity https://ift.tt/RyVat...
In-laws and outlaws are not opposites.
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Submitted June 27, 2023 at 12:13AM by portotheprablem https://ift.tt/nt9JR...
Forging A Return to Productive Conversation: An Open Letter to Reddit
To All Whom It May Concern:
For eleven years, /r/Showerthoughts has been one of Reddit’s most-popular communities. That time hasn’t been without its difficulties, but for the most part, we’ve all gotten along (with each other and with administrators). Members of our team fondly remember Moderator Roadshows, visits to Reddit’s headquarters, Reddit...
A kilogram of steel is actually heavier than a kilogram of feathers.
Even though they both have same mass, a kg of feathers takes up more space and is affected by more buoyant force than a kg of steel, therefore making it weigh less.
Submitted June 18, 2023 at 12:13AM by MasterPeem https://ift.tt/1xqHA...
Given how many times spiderman changes into his costume in his room it's weird no one figured out his identity.
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Submitted June 17, 2023 at 03:41AM by RealOkarin https://ift.tt/41bFq...
Good morning and good evening are greetings but good night is good bye.
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Submitted June 17, 2023 at 02:24AM by MysteriousBebsi https://ift.tt/NygqT...
Poll: Vote for r/Showerthoughts hours of operation for the week of 6/18 - 6/24
Please vote for the comments below to determine which days we are open/closed this coming week. Thank you!
Submitted June 17, 2023 at 12:20AM by drumcowski https://ift.tt/TYbQL...
Reddit is killing third-party applications (and itself). Read more in the comments.
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Submitted June 15, 2023 at 09:30PM by Showerthoughts_Mod https://ift.tt/OBqUs...
Reddit is killing third-party applications (and itself). Read more in the comments.
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Reddit is killing third-party applications (and itself). Read more in the comments.
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Submitted June 13, 2023 at 08:47PM by Showerthoughts_Mod https://ift.tt/XBIf9...
Humans know more about lab mice than we know about humans
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Submitted June 12, 2023 at 12:51AM by CandyCanePapa https://ift.tt/rUJ6p...
Bird songs and pop songs are mostly about mating.
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Submitted June 11, 2023 at 02:51AM by PostsNDPStuff https://ift.tt/V6yCd...
Considering that same-day grocery delivery exists, it must really hurt more when the dad steps out to grab the milk.
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Submitted June 11, 2023 at 01:25AM by farooqskariem https://ift.tt/WabfA...
Eventually there will be a discourse of whether or not AI is human.
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Submitted June 11, 2023 at 12:36AM by NurkleTurkey https://ift.tt/NzK9P...
When you look in the mirror, and look at a specific eye, you start to see through that eye
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Submitted June 11, 2023 at 12:43AM by OctoMonopolus https://ift.tt/FJeML...
People always laugh about how stupid animals are, but we do much more stupid things
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Submitted June 10, 2023 at 01:09AM by DumbNoobPenguin https://ift.tt/tq5rs...
No fruit is seasonal if you’re rich enough.
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Submitted June 10, 2023 at 01:24AM by Hopless_maymays https://ift.tt/yo5kO...
The instinct to pick up the largest tree branch before going into the wilderness is a foundation of human civilization that doesn’t get talked about
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Submitted June 10, 2023 at 01:24AM by griftertm https://ift.tt/PRgb3...
You’re not ashamed of walking around semi-naked with your partner nor with your parents, except when they are all together
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Submitted June 10, 2023 at 01:41AM by BasiRMQ https://ift.tt/tKHwI...
Thong Song by Cisqo is unironically one of the most genius pieces of music ever conceived
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Submitted June 10, 2023 at 12:47AM by Doctor-Patronising https://ift.tt/DgY2k...
A small increase to the diameter of a pan makes a dramatic difference to its area, because of the square in the formula for the area of a circle.
I bought some pans and realised this.
Submitted June 10, 2023 at 12:50AM by rrfe https://ift.tt/jhwWU...
Lawn mowers can be considered weapons of mass destruction
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Submitted June 09, 2023 at 12:48AM by hewhogotsuspended https://ift.tt/kCnq3...
It’s surprising we don’t have screen protectors for TVs with how fragile they are to kids and wii remotes.
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Submitted June 08, 2023 at 01:45AM by ThomasTiltTrain https://ift.tt/MjqyV...
One day, you'll go on your last ever first date and you won't even know it...
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Submitted June 08, 2023 at 01:49AM by Robomir3390 https://ift.tt/e89Aa...
Coding languages are the only language that only have non-native speakers
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Submitted June 08, 2023 at 12:36AM by Dakind93 https://ift.tt/axmD6...
We are all food to other living organisms
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Submitted June 07, 2023 at 12:39AM by Reinousha https://ift.tt/9VuUd...
Nostalgia feels great because memories are kept of happy moments, not of all the sad moments.
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Submitted June 06, 2023 at 03:50AM by hearsdemons https://ift.tt/gJhF5...
A man ejaculating into a tissue has a similar end result to killing and wiping up a bug with a tissue
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Submitted June 06, 2023 at 02:12AM by iHazTekkerz https://ift.tt/2dKSA...
We get scared whenever a sound suddenly starts but we don't get scared when a sound suddenly stops.
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Submitted June 06, 2023 at 01:40AM by TotallyTotality https://ift.tt/eaw3V...
The internet has made any vaguely attractive person using video based social media believe that being attractive is a talent
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Submitted June 06, 2023 at 01:45AM by dunnowhatredditis https://ift.tt/BycZW...
Envy is the only deadly sin that is not pleasurable in the moment.
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Submitted June 06, 2023 at 12:49AM by Captain_Excellence https://ift.tt/VWQK7...
You've never bitten down on anything in your life. You have only bitten up.
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Submitted June 05, 2023 at 03:51AM by jscuster https://ift.tt/WnI8H...
We as a human race have accepted the fact that silverware needs no more technical advancement
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Submitted June 05, 2023 at 02:28AM by killhiggins https://ift.tt/hSJVB...
Carrot cake is quick bread
It's basically the same thing as banana bread, pumpkin bread, or zucchini bread, just frosted.
Submitted June 05, 2023 at 01:45AM by angryowl1 https://ift.tt/GBmIx...
Spicy is the only flavor you can taste twice!
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Submitted June 05, 2023 at 01:47AM by DarthiusFatticus https://ift.tt/UaZKh...
The more responsibility to others you take on in life, the more valuable your life becomes to others.
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Submitted June 05, 2023 at 12:47AM by goodlitt https://ift.tt/AfNGB...
Henry Ford invented mass-production and therefore created mass pollution
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Submitted June 04, 2023 at 03:14AM by clear_simple_plain https://ift.tt/meokt...
It must be really weird for people that don’t have the sensation of feeling to look up and see trees moving.
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Submitted June 04, 2023 at 03:36AM by davidbones https://ift.tt/BlHdt...
The person you leave your chat app open with is the one you have the least secrets from.
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Submitted June 04, 2023 at 02:36AM by Plbt335 https://ift.tt/NS9bq...
Mount Rushmore isn't on the Mount Rushmore of Mounts.
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Submitted June 04, 2023 at 01:39AM by AtlasShrunked https://ift.tt/mtu26...
You can never borrow food if you're planning on eating it afterward.
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Submitted June 04, 2023 at 01:44AM by QuackerDeezles https://ift.tt/OsJcu...
The Angle of the Centerfold is merely perpendicular.
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Submitted June 04, 2023 at 12:50AM by Juxtapoisson https://ift.tt/0EweA...
Poor people brag about paying a lot for things. Rich people brag about getting things for cheap.
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Submitted June 03, 2023 at 03:39AM by thesmartass1 https://ift.tt/otAdk...
Pilk is actually really similar to milk tea
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Submitted June 03, 2023 at 02:49AM by WOTDisLanguish https://ift.tt/K0yo4...
Animated characters don't wear the same outfit every day. They have different outfits with flaws and uniqueness of their own.
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Submitted June 03, 2023 at 01:46AM by theLEVIATHAN06 https://ift.tt/YX5do...
Cellphones are smarter than most people.
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Submitted June 03, 2023 at 12:28AM by generalised_dyslexia https://ift.tt/LpHef...
Attack dogs must be predisposed to attacking obese people because of the safety suit
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Submitted June 03, 2023 at 12:46AM by deweysizemore https://ift.tt/LJn6U...
Cars are kinda like the loading screens of life
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Submitted June 02, 2023 at 03:49AM by Evil-Toaster https://ift.tt/L8Vk7...
Soup isn't a meal , it's gravy that you dip other food in.
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Submitted June 02, 2023 at 02:58AM by TotallyForgotu https://ift.tt/7Dl4M...
Randy Cunningham and Miraculous Ladybug have, in a way, the same plot
Some high schooler gets an artifact of power that has been seen of generations to combat some guy that feeds on negative emotions, the guy uses the negative emotions to convert anyone into a villain
Submitted June 02, 2023 at 01:51AM by bloodakoos https://ift.tt/IADuF...
The more taste water has the less we consider it water regardless of the percentage of water in the mix
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Submitted June 02, 2023 at 12:50AM by Retro090 https://ift.tt/ustS8...
Truman show must be the most boring show on tv ever excluding the finale
Like everyday middle class life is so boring to view
Submitted June 02, 2023 at 12:57AM by ponkalelo https://ift.tt/XJMpP...