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Submitted October 31, 2023 at 11:47PM by Flimsy_Childhood_645 https://ift.tt/vb7cg...
Most people can't count how many fingers they have on one hand.
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Submitted October 31, 2023 at 11:48PM by IsPepsiOkayy https://ift.tt/aUhfz...
It's going to be an extra layer of miserable to be born after 2025 as Gen beta
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Submitted November 01, 2023 at 12:08AM by ynnubyzzuf https://ift.tt/yVZgr...
Physical education grades are way more subjective than regular classes
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Submitted November 01, 2023 at 12:12AM by maestrozeldafan https://ift.tt/zVYr1...
Collecting and displaying skeletons is creepy, but it's fine to do it with shells, which are also skeletons
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Submitted October 31, 2023 at 12:22AM by pufballcat https://ift.tt/H31jB...
Our ancestors actually did hunt and got hunted by dinosaurs, they were just not human/apes yet or possibly not even mammals.
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Submitted October 30, 2023 at 12:46AM by Fojanratte https://ift.tt/51vK6...
We are the only creature on earth that needs protection from nature to survive in nature (fire, clothes, etc)
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Submitted October 29, 2023 at 12:28AM by Forever-Upset https://ift.tt/d7tqE...
It's ironic how you can stay up all night trying to fall asleep
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Submitted October 29, 2023 at 12:36AM by monkehhhhhh https://ift.tt/SzXqR...
No animals were injured in Schroedingers thought experiment....our were they...
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Submitted October 28, 2023 at 12:45AM by deanoplex https://ift.tt/dPeJw...
Cameras have a photographic memory.
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Submitted October 27, 2023 at 01:11AM by Lite3000 https://ift.tt/FDVtH...
Perk of having really dark eyes
A perk of having really dark eyes is that no one can see when your pupils are dialed.
Submitted October 27, 2023 at 01:17AM by Larch_Knight739 https://ift.tt/AN0J7...
Drawing the short straw is a good thing if you're a coke addict.
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Submitted October 27, 2023 at 12:18AM by mr2freak https://ift.tt/ECM6l...
You only have around 76 Christmas's
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Submitted October 25, 2023 at 11:32PM by AdventurousShine99 https://ift.tt/FxNo5...
We will not hear the end of kids born in gen alpha calling themselves alpha males when they grow up.
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Submitted October 25, 2023 at 11:55PM by cftvkjhbkf https://ift.tt/Tpx7V...
Because of her conservatorship, Britney Spears WAS actually a slave for us
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Submitted October 26, 2023 at 12:09AM by MarinersFan28 https://ift.tt/SlWLE...
It’s possible that AI has already existed on earth before man.
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Submitted October 26, 2023 at 12:22AM by FaxTimeMachine https://ift.tt/ngRWl...
Old ladies keep old hard candies in their candy jars despite not having the appropriate teeth to eat them
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Submitted October 25, 2023 at 02:25AM by TheRealOcsiban https://ift.tt/gLRNu...
Ice water is technically water water.
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Submitted October 25, 2023 at 01:02AM by PuzzleheadedFix8972 https://ift.tt/VxMr9...
At some point we have all driven directly into the sun and trusted the person in front of us did not slam on their breaks.
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Submitted October 25, 2023 at 01:13AM by KMcougar33 https://ift.tt/Okh1A...
There's a point in every man's life were they realize they won't be a professional athlete.
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Submitted October 25, 2023 at 01:23AM by thecoastercorner https://ift.tt/gbpIm...
Going to a sex shop when your horney is the same as going to the grocery store when your hungry.
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Submitted October 24, 2023 at 12:29AM by DOG-GR33N https://ift.tt/vXeBH...
It makes sense that Mowgli didn't want to leave the jungle just because a tiger had shown up. He lived with a family of wolves, and his best friends were a leopard and a bear. He was totally fine with being around predatory animals.
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Submitted October 24, 2023 at 12:45AM by wimpykidfan37 https://ift.tt/vT4qM...
Bruh where is old Zealand
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Submitted October 22, 2023 at 11:32PM by Professional-Ad1994 https://ift.tt/Ea5fF...
It’s honestly cat privilege that cats get litter boxes and dogs have to shit outside
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Submitted October 22, 2023 at 11:44PM by Akitadodo https://ift.tt/ivG45...
AirBnbs are quick and easy safe houses
Provided you have a friend to make the reservation, an Airbnb can essentially be a safe house. It has all the basics you need and they're almost everywhere.
Submitted October 22, 2023 at 11:53PM by AlertedPanic9 https://ift.tt/2x3lK...
Nothing can ruin every bad movie quicker than learning what exposition is.
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Submitted October 23, 2023 at 12:07AM by Finding_Plato https://ift.tt/qoAtR...
We don't track the stars across the sky, they stay right where they are. We track the sky across the stars.
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Submitted October 22, 2023 at 12:29AM by Darkmerosier https://ift.tt/2Wzjy...
Lay's Funyun flavored chips are better than actual Funyuns
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Submitted October 21, 2023 at 12:37AM by doctorblumpkin https://ift.tt/nCiGS...
Dimes are the handiest coins.
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Submitted October 20, 2023 at 01:35AM by miguelandre https://ift.tt/aQEFW...
You have never seen a black person with down syndrome
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Submitted October 19, 2023 at 11:55PM by bowfly https://ift.tt/pMkfg...
Technically, everyone is in their 20s. Feel young, everybody!
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Submitted October 19, 2023 at 12:32AM by Clandenas https://ift.tt/4HgRa...
Memories are only memories of a memory.
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Submitted October 18, 2023 at 12:44AM by nopalitzin https://ift.tt/NZHUT...
Your first birthday is actually your second birthday
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Submitted October 17, 2023 at 01:14AM by Trubisky4MVP https://ift.tt/yjUK8...
The pinnacle of self control might well be not scratching an itch and just wait until it just goes away
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Submitted October 17, 2023 at 12:17AM by disintegrationist https://ift.tt/M3eEF...
You already know how to count in binary but it's super unintuitive because you have 5x2 hand digits.
You likely learned to count in base-10 as a result of a lineage of math that utilized the fact that you have 10 fingers and thus marked or added an additional number for each 10 numbers you count up.
Binary counting does the exact same thing, but at base-2, it adds an additional number for every 2 numbers: 00, 01, 10, 11, 100, etc..
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When you necro a thread, there's a chance the person you're replying to has passed away
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Submitted October 15, 2023 at 12:30AM by coldbrew6 https://ift.tt/zROo7...
the person you'll end up with forever exists rn and is doing the things they'd tell you about years later
past crushes/relationships/jobs/school/trips. think about it, that person is making memories rn, you'll get to know it when you meet them.
Submitted October 13, 2023 at 11:50PM by queenerizzabeth https://ift.tt/khuEU...
We're all naked under our clothes
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Submitted October 13, 2023 at 11:57PM by vjenkinsgo https://ift.tt/0VS5D...
The only people that know how to deal with terrible situations are ones that have dealt with worse.
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Submitted October 14, 2023 at 12:13AM by PieRowFirePie https://ift.tt/Sn4O9...
Food porn is a thing, but not drink porn.
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Submitted October 14, 2023 at 12:19AM by rachaelonreddit https://ift.tt/LlfpJ...
Ventriloquism is to deaf people, what sign language is to normal people.
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Submitted October 13, 2023 at 02:18AM by wizardofrobots https://ift.tt/TajRQ...
There are 50000 pregnant women in Gaza
No food No water No electricity
Submitted October 13, 2023 at 02:19AM by Mysonking https://ift.tt/g9lDb...
Golden showers is considered nasty but squirting isn’t
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Submitted October 13, 2023 at 01:21AM by Yaaasbetch https://ift.tt/jMDU4...
People who turn the music up at full volume and force others to listen to it generally have the shittiest taste in music.
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Submitted October 13, 2023 at 12:18AM by Metropolisli https://ift.tt/RtYBl...
One day we will either win or lose the eternal battle against entropy
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Submitted October 12, 2023 at 01:29AM by maestrozeldafan https://ift.tt/j8wNl...
Ribbed condoms… do not taste like ribs
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Submitted October 12, 2023 at 12:30AM by Emergency-Tourist669 https://ift.tt/wV5Xl...
Laser feels like a really big missed opportunity to use a zee.
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Submitted October 11, 2023 at 01:02AM by Andrewcoo https://ift.tt/vOmpw...
Encountering people in a dark forest is far more threatening than random animal encounters
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Submitted October 11, 2023 at 12:24AM by PhoenixReboot- https://ift.tt/dz85l...
Maybe blame is actually to blame because it stops us solving issues.
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Submitted October 10, 2023 at 01:34AM by alwaysisforever https://ift.tt/zGoYX...
Sex workers have one week off of work every month
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Submitted October 10, 2023 at 12:35AM by 9rakka https://ift.tt/1b5Ht...
there are no sex dolls made out of wood or plastic
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Submitted October 09, 2023 at 03:12AM by SourTruffles https://ift.tt/AkbGQ...
You know your life is starting to go downhill when the McDonald's workers start recognizing you
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Submitted October 09, 2023 at 01:13AM by realseboss https://ift.tt/9xPCs...
We don’t know how most historical figures’ voices sounded
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Submitted October 09, 2023 at 01:44AM by Dabcola_ https://ift.tt/HD5Gl...
Not only is Plastic all natural but it is also Vegan
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Submitted October 09, 2023 at 12:34AM by dwolfe127 https://ift.tt/WXLhY...
A human comes out of a human, after a human comes in a human
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Submitted October 08, 2023 at 03:25AM by CelticDK https://ift.tt/CYRw7...
Teenagers are the only group in society that are socially acceptable to be prejudiced aganist
I guess you could argue for good reason, but still. And it's nothing new and it's always been that way, but it's something I've thought about.
Submitted October 08, 2023 at 02:10AM by j1e2f https://ift.tt/OzfTU...
Too many people assume you're ok with acting like an unpaid counsellor for their problems
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Submitted October 08, 2023 at 02:13AM by pufballcat https://ift.tt/jt4m3...
The meat industry couldn't come up with a better smear campaign for vegans than PITA if they tried.
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Submitted October 08, 2023 at 01:16AM by PersonalDiscovery409 https://ift.tt/E92yM...
Starting at age twelve, girls allocate one week to prepare for discomfort, one week to endure it, another to heal, leaving them with only one week each month to revel in their human essence for the rest of their lives.
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Submitted October 07, 2023 at 11:59PM by Simply-_-Curious https://ift.tt/EabPI...
We root for cops in tv shows even though they often act like the cops we hate in real life.
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Submitted October 07, 2023 at 01:09AM by fardough https://ift.tt/2PZp4...
We are 3d creatures, in a 3d world, but we see in 2d.
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Submitted October 07, 2023 at 12:24AM by Virieas https://ift.tt/spGmd...
The majority of dental floss is used simply to hold the dental floss
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Submitted October 06, 2023 at 12:42AM by PreparationGloomy658 https://ift.tt/EBNl5...
The first human killed by an extra-terrestrial is already dead.
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Submitted October 05, 2023 at 02:27AM by unrecoverable https://ift.tt/XbcFh...
Our eyes(pupils) have a couple things in common with black holes.
First off, light can not escape our pupils, it hits our eye and the light photons converts to electrical signals that are sent to our brain. We are like file cabinets for light! Second is just how black they are lol! Any other similarities?
Submitted October 05, 2023 at 01:13AM by CptBash https://ift.tt/PYfnp...
SOS only and No Service are the same thing.
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Submitted October 05, 2023 at 12:39AM by TailstheTwoTailedFox https://ift.tt/qeL9a...
Even George Washington don't known that's he's photo is on the dollar
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Submitted October 04, 2023 at 12:26AM by Bangbang9824 https://ift.tt/IBPmw...
Indescribable is a description meaning nothing is indescribable
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Submitted October 04, 2023 at 12:29AM by TheSkaterTrader https://ift.tt/NszgY...
Luxury items seprate men on the basis of rich and poor
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Submitted October 04, 2023 at 12:30AM by Bangbang9824 https://ift.tt/xgnPt...
It's amazing how much of the internet exists just to try to make people laugh.
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Submitted October 03, 2023 at 01:32AM by Vegasman20002 https://ift.tt/T7wWQ...
Boba Fett was created before boba tea was
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Submitted October 03, 2023 at 12:25AM by Carlos-In-Charge https://ift.tt/DlFRi...
A warm oven at 200 °C / 473,15 K is only 1.5 times warmer than the human body.
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Submitted October 02, 2023 at 01:23AM by Wolfpaka https://ift.tt/MTui1...
Sometimes, when you learn something new, sentences that used to be meaningless gain meaning.
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Submitted October 02, 2023 at 12:23AM by Enchiladas99 https://ift.tt/2honu...