He's like if the personification of dadliness snorted cocaine and some of that Limitless drug and started punning on a higher level.
See: "so I solemnly swear to always treat this roof like my daughters and raise it" "Must be allergic to failure cause everytime I come close to it, I just sneeze, but I just go achoo then ACHIEVE" "standing on my monopoly board, that means I'm on top of my game"
Submitted October 31, 2017 at 12:55PM by fretfulmushroom http://ift.tt/2gP1egj