The first alien we meet is in a forest, and we are led to believe they can hear everything and have sensitive ears...so they stand in place where with a light breeze it becomes the loudest place on the planet. I can hear the leaves slapping each other from my bedroom and the nearest tree is a mile way. Can't see it, but I can hear their little dry skin slapping each other in an orgy of high fives.. Now imagine you are an alien being surrounded by thousands of the leafy gits and it's gotta be like standing in the middle of a spice girls concert where David Beckham is taking on Highway To Hell. Using a digeridoo. In the clooney of one the trees.
I think that forest alien is being punished by the others who are all chilling out at the library, tired of his antics of showing everybody that video where everything is quiet and then that screaming face pops up.
Anyway, thoughts? I also just took an ambien and am going to have sweet dreams of aliens blowing didgeridoo through the clooney of a tree just to irritate his buds at the library. Night.
And where's the next one going to be? At the beach? In Hawaii. In 4th July? with a volcano blowing up around him. Sigh
Alien may be slightly retarded.
Submitted July 24, 2018 at 11:00AM by jat_b https://ift.tt/2Lv1F0d