- It was a Chinese film that starts about 4 bodyguards protecting a king on his journey.
- One guy has powerful fists, one guy has powerful kicks, one guy has impenetrable skin.
- One guy has various joke skills, like being able to eat steaming hot dumplings. They bring him anyway because the 3 are confident in their skills.
- They get ambushed in the forest and all the bodyguards are defeated despite their superhuman powers.
- The guy with the skin is killed last because nobody can pierce it, but he dies from a sword up the ass.
- The only survivor is the last guy who somehow and comically protects the king on his journey.
Submitted September 18, 2018 at 10:31AM by big_pecs https://ift.tt/2NkzaUF