BACKSTORY: I just had the unfortunate experience of mistakingly thinking (whilst sat down doing a number two) that it was also safe to relieve myself of a few drinks. Alas, I was wrong. Lil Tommy had decided to position himself in such a manner that, upon deciding to relieve myself, the ensuing stream managed to smuggle its way through the ever so slight gap between seat and porcelain and decorate the bathroom via the medium of a golden shower. This included drenching my phone, which was conveniently placed in the only place one keeps a phone when not holding it on the loo, the pants hammock. Whilst inconvinient and somewhat mildly amusing, I thought that others may have suffered similar, albeit more harrowing tales to tell.
So my question to you, Reddit, is when have you inadvertently created a porcelain sprinkler and what calamity ensued?
TL;DR: Having a shit, pissed through the gap between the seat and the toilet, went all over the bathroom, my clothes, my phone - want to know if I'm the idiot or whether you can top it?
Submitted February 14, 2019 at 03:43AM by Nawtini http://bit.ly/2SSXFuc