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Eventually, "Best in the World" or "Guinness World Records" will be "Best in the Galaxy" or "Guinness Galaxy Records"

We've all watched Star Trek, Star Wars and other shows to give us a perspective into the expanse of a "galactic empire". Someday, humanity will have reached so far in evolution (and may no longer be called "humanity" at that point), that our personal achievements will not be limited to our planet. For example, Usain Bolt holds the world record standing for the fastest 100-meter dash, at 9.58 seconds. Who's to say that Quartron, from the Mars Colony, in 2179 A.D., will spacefare to the Earth Championships and will not run it in 7.23 seconds at Earth gravity? Or ∯⊨⪠⧢⧲π•Ύπž»πŸͺ∜! from the planet &#@, who, in the year 2562, pole vaults 13.82 meters in Earth gravity?? The future is uncertain. What about the human being in the year 2165 who runs a marathon in sub-1:45? Or the cat on that one planet orbiting Rigel, in the Earth year 2201, who swallowed the most ping-pong balls in one sitting without barfing them up? It will happen, unless we all kill eachother first. Best food in the galaxy? Eventually that will be a thing. Best sex in the galaxy? Yep, someday.



Submitted March 24, 2019 at 11:20AM by treble-n-bass https://ift.tt/2Wjk4Pt
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