Conversation I just had with my girlfriend
Me: getting ready to cut the pizza "what if someone killed people with a pizza cutter?"
Her: "sliceroni.. have a pizza this"
Me: "like a slasher flick.. call it "Takeout"
Her: "it's not delivery, it's DiGiorno"
Me: "it's the perfect B movie... If you order delivery, the DiGiorno guy shows up and murders you with a pizza cutter"
Both of us agree that we would watch the shit out of that movie. Can someone please make this happen?
Submitted April 30, 2019 at 07:46AM by Mantequilla_Stotch http://bit.ly/2GJR7WG