I'm not sure this belongs here, but my siblings and I like to play "terrible superpowers"
You have the ability of super speed, but only when your eyes are closed
You have super strength, but you can only lift objects 100 pounds or heavier
You have the power of invisibility, but only while you're screaming
You have the power of laser vision, but both eyes go lazy when you use it
You have the power to fly, but only 4 inches off of the ground
You have the power of super stretch, but once you stretch you can never un-stretch
You have the power to teleport to anywhere in the world, but always arrive 15ft off the ground
You have the power to make anyone fall asleep with one touch, but you also fall asleep
Does anyone have any more?
Submitted May 18, 2019 at 06:08AM by jillhypno http://bit.ly/2Q8kvua
