His skin is impervious to so many types of damage that a mosquito has no chance; unless it's one magical bug. He doesn't get bites, he doesn't get the paranoia of that humming sound in the summer, and he doesn't get the itchy and scratchy skin show.
What a life.
Submitted April 10, 2020 at 04:52AM by Only1OfMany https://ift.tt/2XognM9