JEEEEEZUS. What a boring, BORING, BORRRRRRING movie where absolutely nothing happens.
If you like...
-musical interludes that go nowhere
-flashbacks that go nowhere
-whole improvised monologues about Human centipede that go nowhere
-setups for awesome fight scenes that never happen
-cutaways when something cool is about to happen
-sound and obvious ADR instead of you know, actually SHOWING US SOMETHING
Then by all means, watch John Henry.
I’ve never seen a movie so actively cop out from every opportunity to deliver something entertaining. Big fight scene coming? Nope. Epic rampage about to pop off? Nah. Big conflict between our hero and villain complete with audience, weapons, and a torch? Psssh. Let’s just cut to nothing. The director should be embarrassed.
Submitted May 22, 2020 at 05:13AM by The_Goddamn_Grimace https://ift.tt/2WTsJLJ