I am 23 years old. Today I woke up after eating lots of junk over the long weekend for work, slept in and had a shower and rushed to the bus with my morning protein shake, around 10 minutes into the journey my stomach turns and I get this awful feeling like I need to take a crap and not just an ordinary crap, a fucking monstrosity was trying to push its way out of my bowels. I tried to hold it in for as long as I could and kept sweating and breathing weirdly (thank god no one was watching me or they would think I was on some sort of trip) but I could feel it making its way out no matter how much I clenched, I got off at the nearest stop to a shopping village and ran over to the public toilets across the road, it was too late - the deed had already been done and I could feel it, luckily I was wearing black pants and had to ditch the undies on the toilet floor (I felt so bad for the cleaner), I tried to spray the back of my pants with deodorant and rub them with dettol but it only masked the smell to an extent. I had to call in sick to work and catch a $50 uber home.
Please tell me i’m not the only one ...
Submitted May 05, 2020 at 05:32AM by fitsbo https://ift.tt/3delXp4