Hey little boys and girls! Roger Eberts uncut twin here. Que all sensitive Sally's...at the ready...to be offended! Back with another review. This time for "I'm thinking of ending things"....and wooooooo where do I start?!
You know when artists throw a bucket of wet paint on a white sheet and call it art?! That's exactly what this Netflix original is. Want a plot summary?! Big words and tons of dialogue. That's literally it. I compare this to "Mother" in the sense that the directors of both tried to use creative symbolism and intellectual dialogue to make a point. If you somehow made it through either of these movies without falling asleep...first off. You're a god. Secondly, maybe you got the premise...who knows.
From a female perspective...My lady of the night, Cassdog thought it was decent. Fellas, don't take one for the team. Let the ladies watch this alone. It's not worth tearing your hair out at the "baby it's cold outside" reference, among others. Every movie this day in age feels the need to take a stand. Power to the...Oh screw it. I'm as confused as this movie was.
How do I watch this Gorndog? Well, let me tell ya! Guzzle a swimming pool of red bull, pop 6 addys and have lines of China white lined up for every 10 minutes!
Submitted September 05, 2020 at 04:56AM by Gorndog92 https://ift.tt/32TECmA