Submitted March 01, 2021 at 04:41AM by NerfCondoriano https://ift.tt/2PgQdsF
Growing up is eating the whole oreo instead of splitting it in half and licking the cream
Submitted March 01, 2021 at 04:41AM by NerfCondoriano https://ift.tt/2PgQdsF
Dogs may just be anxious instead of loyal, they may fear the object of their affection will cease to exist if they can’t see them.
Submitted March 01, 2021 at 04:44AM by Oldmate81 https://ift.tt/3kwLZIS
Don't go chasing "Waterfalls" could have been a warning to Augustus Gloop, but then TLC realize the chocolate is delicious.
Submitted March 01, 2021 at 04:46AM by MyIDisPink https://ift.tt/3uIW6iq
You're More Than Likely Attractive. Yeah, you!
Submitted March 01, 2021 at 04:48AM by ZincNut https://ift.tt/3szAovr
Someone's fart back then caused your existence.
Read about the butterfly effect and it had me thinking
Submitted March 01, 2021 at 04:49AM by The_BlueSpirit_ https://ift.tt/3dVIMl1
It turns out, "Nobody likes a show off." was a giant lie.
Submitted March 01, 2021 at 04:49AM by Inqubate https://ift.tt/3bKWTXH
The average age of loss of virginity has probably increased in the past year.
As a consequence of the, ahem, historical times in which we are living.
Submitted March 01, 2021 at 04:50AM by HothHanSolo https://ift.tt/3q2twVX
You know you're an adult when you start using the zipper instead of putting in the effort to pull your pants down.
Submitted March 01, 2021 at 04:51AM by SnooMarzipans436 https://ift.tt/3b2Pkws
Every night you fall asleep you wake up in the morning 10 years older
You wake up with fake memories so it feels normal and life is usually just a week long.
Submitted March 01, 2021 at 05:03AM by Intelligent_Mix_6720 https://ift.tt/3bK803e
Im so tired of social media sites sometimes
Some people seem to only surround themselves and like things that they agree with. Its so toxic and no one cares since its the internet. People are crazy too. I should stop checking it out but sometimes I keep coming back for more.
Submitted March 01, 2021 at 05:07AM by Not-Reddit49 https://ift.tt/3uHtGW3
There’s always a hot girl outside our windows. It’s just a question of how far.
Submitted March 01, 2021 at 05:13AM by DinoMight_ArmSumo https://ift.tt/3kvC6ew
If a mobile game makes the non-rare currency diamonds, then we'd be more likely to find it valuable than coins.
Think about it, when was the last time you played a game and the non-valuable currency was a diamond or gem of some sorts. When was the last time coins were perceived as valuable? If they just switched it, then people would be more likely to watch the ads or buy the gems because of our brains wiring the diamonds with "valuable", and coins with "worthless".
Submitted March 01, 2021 at 05:13AM by Burritoismybunny https://ift.tt/2OeggQY
Bill Burr probably goes by Bill because Will Burr would get oinked at when being heckled.
Submitted March 01, 2021 at 05:14AM by Loveable_Hemorrhoid https://ift.tt/3dPGq7g
Eighties and nineties kids ended up getting some of the darkest kids movies ever made, ones that likely would never be released nowadays
Submitted March 01, 2021 at 05:16AM by JLGoodwin1990 https://ift.tt/37VVGvn
Nothing with a major positive impact on humanity has ever been accomplished by anyone with big muscles
Submitted March 01, 2021 at 05:21AM by crinklesofarc https://ift.tt/3r5wwlB
Beatboxing probably was a thing thousands of years ago.
Submitted March 01, 2021 at 05:23AM by zebleck https://ift.tt/300w7VG
The ‘stainless steel’ text on all products are identical
Submitted March 01, 2021 at 05:24AM by Delicious_Proof9753 https://ift.tt/37VZX28
When you realize that joggers only wear that special clothing so that others don't think they are running away from someone.
Submitted March 01, 2021 at 05:24AM by SadeJayne https://ift.tt/3sDCkDw
If movie companies listened to the viewers on movie ideas we would have a boom in comedy and action movies.
Submitted March 01, 2021 at 05:25AM by johnpowers99 https://ift.tt/3kvrJHI
Daddy's Boy
Submitted March 01, 2021 at 04:29AM by Gloward https://ift.tt/3dRZcuI
1 trillion lions vs The Sun
Submitted March 01, 2021 at 04:35AM by ThankEgg https://ift.tt/3sG2PYV
Goblins & Ghost Plus Freaky Guy - Chiller Thriller Theater
Submitted March 01, 2021 at 04:47AM by shreen5o5 https://ift.tt/3q9JKg8
Terraria Starfury and Enchanted Sword seed 1.4.1.2
Submitted March 01, 2021 at 04:53AM by YIOWZY https://ift.tt/2ZWfCtX
Jogging is the in-between word of walking and running but but there isn't an in-between word of talking and shouting.
Submitted February 28, 2021 at 04:41AM by content_buddy https://ift.tt/2O4Uzm8
The more decimal numbers you add to a whole number, the higher its value gets in smaller increments.
Submitted February 28, 2021 at 04:43AM by digitaldope497 https://ift.tt/3bKlWds
It’s never too early to start beefing up your obituary.
Submitted February 28, 2021 at 04:43AM by SoDakZak https://ift.tt/37Sct2u
Because of Deepfakes, the statement "Debunked as real" actually makes sense.
Submitted February 28, 2021 at 04:53AM by Teth_1963 https://ift.tt/3q0FSxN
It's fascinating how we know so much about how life works, yet so little about why it works.
Submitted February 28, 2021 at 05:00AM by zeoplex https://ift.tt/3dShSdL
In the pokémon world there must be something like the geneva convention limiting what can be used in warfare and combat.
Submitted February 28, 2021 at 05:00AM by PM-me-synth-pics https://ift.tt/3r5MRHc
You think your girlfriend is cute and innocent until you see her crop an entire person out of a photo like a barbarian
Submitted February 28, 2021 at 05:06AM by disablethefable https://ift.tt/3dTyeCX
Most Conspiracy theories probably started as satire until some idiot took it seriously.
Submitted February 28, 2021 at 05:07AM by Irrelevent12 https://ift.tt/3r8bDGI
It sucks to be a shop owner in a Kung Fu movie.
Submitted February 28, 2021 at 05:12AM by FartyFartyMcFly https://ift.tt/3q3nQuN
Urnials make men feel at Hoem, despite not having one in their own.
Submitted February 28, 2021 at 05:14AM by Roderie94 https://ift.tt/3dRZOjW
When you look at the Moon, you're looking at something about 200,000 miles away
Submitted February 28, 2021 at 05:15AM by TheMingoMan https://ift.tt/3dSjhkt
You feel a burning sensation while pooping after you eat something spicy, but not a cool sensation after eating something sweet
Submitted February 28, 2021 at 05:24AM by lakshitb89 https://ift.tt/3uCwzaT
Workout equipment that is intended to help you lose weight has a weight limit
Submitted February 28, 2021 at 05:24AM by CartoonistRight https://ift.tt/2NC0W0x
Gojira probably doesn't know insects exist
Submitted February 28, 2021 at 05:25AM by suckfail https://ift.tt/3dX2Pzt
"WAAfrica" (Five Waluigis sing Africa)
Submitted February 28, 2021 at 04:36AM by TheMightyWill https://ift.tt/3uy9g1X
What life was like before Siri and Alexa
Submitted February 28, 2021 at 04:37AM by TypographySnob https://ift.tt/2PmFWLP
Meg and Chris fight the whole school vocoded to Gangsta's Paradise
Submitted February 28, 2021 at 04:39AM by TheMightyWill https://ift.tt/37TOLmE
Five facts about among us crewmates in 30 seconds
Submitted February 28, 2021 at 04:41AM by kirbyi123 https://ift.tt/3uxsu7I
me dancing, singing and rocking to sum 41 mr. amsterdam
Submitted February 28, 2021 at 04:47AM by ellster67 https://ift.tt/3ksMmEB
oops I did it again
Submitted February 28, 2021 at 04:55AM by Sig2404 https://ift.tt/3kuWGvC
May the condom be with you
Submitted February 28, 2021 at 05:02AM by Bardiyo https://ift.tt/38btvsP
Why This Enormous Plane Really Exists: The An-225 Mriya
Submitted February 28, 2021 at 05:08AM by CubanInCuba https://ift.tt/3b1yYUU
Adorable animated music video that perfectly encapsulates relationships
Submitted February 28, 2021 at 05:26AM by ThunderJams https://ift.tt/37THNOs
The robots that act as rule enforcers here are literal trash
Submitted February 27, 2021 at 05:10AM by JagSmize https://ift.tt/2ZXK2vP
Monkeys don't need backscratchers.
Submitted February 27, 2021 at 05:21AM by nightfly1000000 https://ift.tt/37O0qTS
It's easier to see something 93 million miles away than it is to see something 93 miles away.
So easy, that they have special glasses to make it harder.
Submitted February 27, 2021 at 05:24AM by TwoTenths https://ift.tt/3uDkRgc
The crowd sing Breakdown to Tom Petty
Submitted February 27, 2021 at 02:32AM by thore4 https://ift.tt/3uz1nsZ
Impressive, but calling this a "dunk" is a stretch, imo.
Submitted February 27, 2021 at 03:29AM by skypetutor https://ift.tt/3pWlFsL
Look at that Jiggle
Submitted February 27, 2021 at 03:41AM by Mazythore https://ift.tt/3rcc1nD
So Huawei is coming up with a car too, at the worst time possible.
Submitted February 27, 2021 at 03:46AM by ezekiel25-17 https://ift.tt/3sCDPSp
NYPD Blue - BEEP BEEP!
Submitted February 27, 2021 at 04:00AM by MasterBlogroll https://ift.tt/2MsdIxQ
Every time I get into an argument on reddit
Submitted February 27, 2021 at 04:03AM by condor1670 https://ift.tt/2NzKT3j
A story back when conventions roamed wild
Submitted February 27, 2021 at 04:06AM by 64Bitney https://ift.tt/37U412V
Nintendo employees when their joycons drift
Submitted February 27, 2021 at 04:14AM by thelastsandwich https://ift.tt/3bHQcWh
Bob Dylan and The Crossroads
Submitted February 27, 2021 at 04:17AM by Rollakud https://ift.tt/3bI6wX8
Daddy's Boy
Submitted February 27, 2021 at 04:19AM by G1NGER https://ift.tt/2O4O82q
Alleged sexual predator escapes in the smallest car I've ever seen.
Submitted February 27, 2021 at 04:43AM by beethy https://ift.tt/2NIpmFy
What do you want?
Submitted February 27, 2021 at 04:44AM by Silyaelb https://ift.tt/3uBP7b9
First Pokemon shining fates box opening!
Submitted February 27, 2021 at 04:48AM by EqualsPro https://ift.tt/3sxm3Qa
Reading ‘The Wonky Donkey’ with Tourette’s Syndrome
Submitted February 27, 2021 at 04:49AM by dinozaur2020 https://ift.tt/3uEuKdg
The Most Friendly Lobby Ever - Call of Duty
Submitted February 27, 2021 at 04:50AM by CornerInsect https://ift.tt/3dP4XcD
What Society Says To Men- Helly Shah | Spoken Word Poetry
Submitted February 27, 2021 at 04:57AM by Tyso3600 https://ift.tt/2ZWTbF0
The Queen's Gambit
Submitted February 27, 2021 at 04:57AM by AM9711 https://ift.tt/3dQ1gmV
Shrek 5 2021 (First Official Trailer) *leaked*
Submitted February 27, 2021 at 04:58AM by I-still-want-Bernie https://ift.tt/3krcPSI
Such a simple scene but the effects in this shot are amazing for 1997. TV Shows today still have trouble achieving actors believable interacting with another version of themselves.
Submitted February 27, 2021 at 05:16AM by Guizz https://ift.tt/3b2Yb1f
A Day in the Life of a Japanese Firefighter
Submitted February 27, 2021 at 05:26AM by ShankYouVeryMuch_ https://ift.tt/3aYIoQJ
Moon light is technically just sunshine
Submitted February 26, 2021 at 04:52AM by -SpiderBoat- https://ift.tt/2ZQYkyd
If Pinocchio was real we could make an infinite wood factory out of him
Submitted February 26, 2021 at 04:53AM by ihatehatinghaters9 https://ift.tt/2ZSDb6I
Back up and delete day
Just as we have "clean the garage" days and "plant the garden" days, I believe that in the very near future people will set aside time and even whole days to back up and delete digital files from their hardware devices.
Submitted February 26, 2021 at 04:54AM by pcdaley27 https://ift.tt/3aR3O2i
Nichole Watterson from The Amazing World Of Gumball could 1v1 Goku and win
Submitted February 26, 2021 at 04:55AM by GrandmaMob35 https://ift.tt/3qYxaRT
We all gonna die, but please don't do it by your self!
Submitted February 26, 2021 at 04:57AM by Dellerup https://ift.tt/2Mrknsh
Somehow everyone getting an 100% is not suspicious but 99% is.
Submitted February 26, 2021 at 04:59AM by Infinite_Tissue_For https://ift.tt/2P89JaF
Wrinkles are the price that nature makes your face pay for happiness
Submitted February 26, 2021 at 05:07AM by uvailfg https://ift.tt/3pR6XTT
There are some house cats that have never seen another cat in their life.
Submitted February 26, 2021 at 05:16AM by Internet--Sensation https://ift.tt/2ZR1IJr
Drinking to make yourself happier can be equated to pissing on yourself to warm up. It’ll work for a bit, but you’ll eventually end up colder than you were before.
Submitted February 26, 2021 at 05:21AM by donald_dafuq https://ift.tt/3aV0tPS
Eleanor Roosevelt said "Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people." Probably not true if "discussed people = historically great figures while "discussed ideas" = new ways to make farting noises.
Submitted February 26, 2021 at 05:25AM by MagicDrachan https://ift.tt/37MBxYG
The fact that animated films for children can make some of the most popular pop songs showcases how ridiculous the entire genre is.
Submitted February 26, 2021 at 05:29AM by cybertoothlion https://ift.tt/3klU8Qw
All stories and films set in the future that envision people working out of corporate office environments clearly missed the mark.
Submitted February 26, 2021 at 05:36AM by daivos https://ift.tt/2O6uFyA
It has been proved that the more you love the more you lose.
Submitted February 26, 2021 at 05:41AM by Ambitios https://ift.tt/3pT1kVj
Smelly fish challenge
Submitted February 26, 2021 at 03:17AM by JonnyKilledTheBatman https://ift.tt/3knOflI
Ozzy Osbourne and Marilyn Manson interview
Submitted February 26, 2021 at 04:27AM by teamculture https://ift.tt/3kqcFLr
I just like to remind people that U2 wrote a Spider-Man musical and we got a taste of it on Letterman
Submitted February 26, 2021 at 04:28AM by phantasmagori https://ift.tt/2NZNaVl
*SO MUCH* American Candy!!
Submitted February 26, 2021 at 04:44AM by dorkieboy https://ift.tt/2ZQSo8j
LIVE FROM JAPAN !!!!!
Submitted February 26, 2021 at 04:50AM by dorkieboy https://ift.tt/3qWfqXb
Trivia: Food Trivia - What Are We Eating? #6
Submitted February 26, 2021 at 04:58AM by dorkieboy https://ift.tt/3uAeQkc
This cat and his fashion
Submitted February 26, 2021 at 05:01AM by Trainrideviews https://ift.tt/3uvVVad
we gotta get those biddlecoins! a beautiful time capsule in the world of cryptocoins
Submitted February 26, 2021 at 05:04AM by vjcodec https://ift.tt/2ZSYiGc
Doctor Asks: Should We Really Be Opening Schools?
Submitted February 26, 2021 at 05:13AM by frawks24 https://ift.tt/2ZTvWvw
Drama in the cleaning aisle.
Submitted February 26, 2021 at 05:23AM by sherrymacc https://ift.tt/3dMQyOb
Perhaps Nature rewards rock stars with so much tail because they help the rest of us get laid more.
Submitted February 25, 2021 at 04:52AM by lettherebemorelight https://ift.tt/3pPG4Qs
VR-glasses that show the output of a camera attached to their front would solve the same issue as normal glasses
ofc it wouldn't be the best solution but in theory it works
Submitted February 25, 2021 at 04:58AM by Suffel_ https://ift.tt/3qRQQqL
Despite how many screw-on caps are lost off of car tire air valves, we never notice them on sidewalks or along road sides.
Submitted February 25, 2021 at 04:59AM by waveytype https://ift.tt/2ZNaw2X
We may be experiencing the result of a single "big bang" event but not the only one that has happened.
Submitted February 25, 2021 at 05:00AM by themadventure https://ift.tt/3kk9kNS
If Paleontologists dug up all the fossils, they would themselves become extinct.
Submitted February 25, 2021 at 05:00AM by PeenQueenSupreme https://ift.tt/3kjRjzk
If you fart while on a treadmill, you won't escape the smell no matter how fast you run
Submitted February 25, 2021 at 05:02AM by fells77 https://ift.tt/3qTCgyX
People who don't think advertising works have never owned a pair of Beats by Dre headphones.
Submitted February 25, 2021 at 05:03AM by Rolloverbeethoven93 https://ift.tt/3pYl3Di
Volcanos are actually acnes of the Earth, they exist less as the earth grew older.
Submitted February 25, 2021 at 05:03AM by ondji https://ift.tt/3r4M7BO
Passing through a mirror is possible but your reflection is stopping you
Submitted February 25, 2021 at 05:06AM by BigWeeWee35 https://ift.tt/3so5Yfz
The inside of an apple is white but its juice is dark yellow.
Submitted February 25, 2021 at 05:07AM by Bernardmark https://ift.tt/3ksAQZJ
The no outside food in a cinema (movie theatre) isn’t actually a rule, you are aloud food from outside
Submitted February 25, 2021 at 05:10AM by Hello-hi_itsamee https://ift.tt/37L4g03
It took dog toy companies way to long to make a “stuffed” animal toy with no stuffing.
Submitted February 25, 2021 at 05:19AM by blinkxan https://ift.tt/37K0X9A
Rock, Paper, Scissors is like that optical illusion picture with people walking both and down stairs at once: each move is a winner or loser to the others, as each part of the picture is both above and below the next parts.
Submitted February 25, 2021 at 05:25AM by dodgyasfuck https://ift.tt/2ZTY6WV
Life will automatically perceive you as a failure until you can prove you are a success
Submitted February 25, 2021 at 05:29AM by youreprobablyafacist https://ift.tt/3uwAuWw
since that are still mamoths in the ice, with thare meet and dna still intact, we could have mamoth burgers and steaks.
not that that would be a good thing
Submitted February 25, 2021 at 05:31AM by PitedApollo https://ift.tt/3so5XIx
Most people are taller when they’re upside-down.
Submitted February 25, 2021 at 05:33AM by Short_Shots https://ift.tt/3kjR33k
Picking who to sit with at lunch is something that never gets any easier.
Submitted February 25, 2021 at 05:35AM by smokeymctokerson https://ift.tt/3soOeAP
Battlefield Bad Company 2 Idle chat
Submitted February 25, 2021 at 04:34AM by Kubrick_Fan https://ift.tt/3pSrCam
Mother catches daugher eating cake, alternative version.
Submitted February 25, 2021 at 04:36AM by Amberleaf https://ift.tt/3uxDF0q
Who dug this hole?
Submitted February 25, 2021 at 04:42AM by Unlikely_Spinach https://ift.tt/3dIVVxD
A Pop Punk Birthday Celebration with Alex and the Meltons
Submitted February 25, 2021 at 04:45AM by skettimnstr https://ift.tt/3dMUC0G
Carl's Jr's Beyond Fiery Famous Star Burger Review
Submitted February 25, 2021 at 04:47AM by dorkieboy https://ift.tt/3pT4Mza
Japan Shopping Streets | Kawagoe Saitama
Submitted February 25, 2021 at 04:52AM by dorkieboy https://ift.tt/3spnlN7
People love you till they don’t need you anymore..
Submitted February 24, 2021 at 05:10AM by JC1812 https://ift.tt/3skNpcj
Violent video games are the human version of squeaky dog chew toys.
Submitted February 24, 2021 at 05:10AM by lettherebemorelight https://ift.tt/3dMm5Ql
The word 777 have more syllables than 1,000,000
Submitted February 24, 2021 at 05:11AM by IwantdieRT https://ift.tt/3aLWc0U
Cops work to prevent themselves from doing more work later.
Submitted February 24, 2021 at 05:13AM by Fan_of_stuff27 https://ift.tt/2P1XVqt
Passing a kidney stone gives a whole new meaning to Rock out with your Cock out.
Submitted February 24, 2021 at 05:13AM by trollfarm69 https://ift.tt/2Ny0ujK
We all have that one kitchen vessel in our kitchen sink which we keep on postponing for cleaning.
Submitted February 24, 2021 at 05:14AM by johnreese421 https://ift.tt/3ut6ECg
Future Diary would have ended differently if 3rd had a Nokia.
Submitted February 24, 2021 at 05:14AM by Fgfrid https://ift.tt/3bwSYxE
Jay Leno's car wash bills must be astronomical.
Submitted February 24, 2021 at 05:24AM by ratkiller47130 https://ift.tt/3ssheI9
We are unclear on the matter of if “clear” is a color or not
Submitted February 24, 2021 at 05:28AM by No-Balance-2226 https://ift.tt/3uuiMDk
Every car is also an emergency garage door opener.
Submitted February 24, 2021 at 05:32AM by SayLittleDoMuch https://ift.tt/2ZHrzn9
McDonalds would make a lot more money if they hired more ice cream machine repairmen
Submitted February 24, 2021 at 05:34AM by haddock420 https://ift.tt/2ZLjGx2
You actually start to sleep when you stop manually breathing at night.
Submitted February 24, 2021 at 05:35AM by fish_in_sheet https://ift.tt/2P160vv
There is nothing as exhausting as pretending to work.
Submitted February 24, 2021 at 05:36AM by JukeboxSommelier https://ift.tt/2ZJs3sT
Ice sculptures are the Snapchat of art.
Submitted February 24, 2021 at 05:37AM by PrestigiousFart https://ift.tt/37HAnh9
I spent 2 years making this stop motion animated comedy entirely out of paper about two lunch ladies getting into a cafeteria brawl!
Submitted February 24, 2021 at 04:29AM by dougthrash https://ift.tt/3ss8thf
"Leave Me Alone!"
Submitted February 24, 2021 at 04:31AM by mrgeorgewebster https://ift.tt/37IiVZN
An Irish Soldier describes World War One, 1988
Submitted February 24, 2021 at 04:36AM by nothin_but_a_nut https://ift.tt/3sn3cHu
just a black box i guess
Submitted February 24, 2021 at 04:38AM by agoodm https://ift.tt/3slVvkR
Learn How To Act and Emote Behind a Face Covering From A Theatre Mask Expert: UNC School of the Arts' resident theatrical mask expert Jason Bohon has put together a short video with some tips on being expressive even while your face is covered with a face mask.
Submitted February 24, 2021 at 04:38AM by a_very_nice_username https://ift.tt/2P7fKVh
When you forget slang...
Submitted February 24, 2021 at 04:46AM by Tryingtofindlife https://ift.tt/2ZJlzdx
Great horned owl knocks a bald eagle off its perch
Submitted February 24, 2021 at 04:55AM by rocking2rush10 https://ift.tt/37JjMcV
McDonald's coffee vs Starbucks Coffee. Which is better? | The Morning Coffee Show
Submitted February 24, 2021 at 05:02AM by dorkieboy https://ift.tt/3kg9pCe
A cow crying with actual tears. When travelling in India many people told me they've seen their cows cry when one of the herd died, but I didn't believe it. Really makes you reconsider the intelligence of other animals.
Submitted February 24, 2021 at 05:07AM by ShivasLimb https://ift.tt/3bxF7qO
Infinite Galaxy Cinematic Trailer
Submitted February 23, 2021 at 06:11AM by Guilty-Repair-53 https://ift.tt/3kl7Gvx
Daft Punk argument that lead to the split
Submitted February 23, 2021 at 06:15AM by Perry26111 https://ift.tt/3dH3Prl
If JavaScript frameworks had to introduce themselves
Submitted February 23, 2021 at 06:20AM by Smoksyakov https://ift.tt/3uqwxTt
Whales are biological submersibles
Submitted February 23, 2021 at 04:59AM by TheAdroanzii https://ift.tt/3spaydP
As Michael Bay ages he becomes a more seasoned director. Eventually, he will be Old Bay.
Submitted February 23, 2021 at 05:04AM by wfezzari https://ift.tt/3shxhrT
The biggest lesson that The Joker taught the world is how to correctly pronounce Joaquin.
Submitted February 23, 2021 at 05:04AM by EarthMarsUranus https://ift.tt/3buxyRI
When you pay for your items at a cashier, they are an assembly-line worker, and you are the conveyor-belt.
Submitted February 23, 2021 at 05:04AM by Vast-Intention https://ift.tt/2OSgBZF
You can have millions, you could travel the world, you could eat in expensive restaurants that nothing will taste as good as mom or grandma's cooking
Submitted February 23, 2021 at 05:09AM by orlando2542 https://ift.tt/37D7p1X
Living in unprecedented times implies that some other times were precedented
Submitted February 23, 2021 at 05:15AM by kissingskeletons https://ift.tt/3uqtZVp
According to the microwave, 100 and 60 are the same thing.
Submitted February 23, 2021 at 05:17AM by BettyBoda https://ift.tt/2NnYBWY
Back when society relied on agriculture, and therefore fertilizer, “you ain’t worth shit” was probably much worse of an insult
Submitted February 23, 2021 at 05:17AM by Timberwolfer21 https://ift.tt/3bx4Tvm
Kurt Cobain screaming "Pain!" at the top of his lungs probably encapsulated the whole 90s grunge movement
You Know You're Right
Submitted February 23, 2021 at 05:18AM by Judaskid13 https://ift.tt/3aJxuhP
Daft Punk could have another band where they show their faces and we wouldn’t know
Like they could have 2bands 1daft punk and another with their masks off and we wouldn’t know like from a business stand point it doesnt sound too bad and who would know?
Submitted February 23, 2021 at 05:19AM by Leaking_Bum https://ift.tt/3bvMYFd
Losing your memory lets you rewatch all your favorite shows.
Submitted February 23, 2021 at 05:23AM by Renzoar https://ift.tt/3upkF3N
We jump into large bodies of water and pass it of as recreational activities, yet when rain returns the favor we all think it is an inconvenience.
Submitted February 23, 2021 at 05:24AM by haadah https://ift.tt/3pHPEVd
Some of us haven't bought clothes for almost a year
Submitted February 23, 2021 at 05:24AM by Bob2k5 https://ift.tt/3dDwj5q
A lot of people have probably walked past Daft Punk in public before and had no idea.
Submitted February 23, 2021 at 05:25AM by bluepineapples111 https://ift.tt/2NRbusp
It’s never ok to accept candy from strangers. Well, unless it’s Halloween. Then it’s encouraged.
Submitted February 23, 2021 at 05:26AM by martyj310 https://ift.tt/2ZFE5Dt
Jabba the Hutt most likely has a pug fursona
Submitted February 23, 2021 at 05:29AM by CluckBucketz https://ift.tt/2OXYZeV
Every minute of every day you spend living is one step closer to your death.
Submitted February 23, 2021 at 05:34AM by ArkticDarkness https://ift.tt/3aH4zLk
The letter "a" doesn't exist in spelling a single number until you reach 1,000.
Submitted February 23, 2021 at 05:37AM by fibonacci918 https://ift.tt/2NUwzBW
Most cartoon characters appear to only own one type of outfit and they never talk about it being weird so it must be completely acceptable in the cartoon universe.
Submitted February 23, 2021 at 05:37AM by martyj310 https://ift.tt/3sif7Gz
The richest person on Earth is technically the richest person in the universe too, since our definition of being rich is having a lot of Earth money, and there is no way for extra-terrestrials to obtain it.
Submitted February 23, 2021 at 05:38AM by Maxime_300000 https://ift.tt/2Mfkmrb
Yoga could be described as temporary meat origami.
Submitted February 22, 2021 at 05:16AM by karmatic89 https://ift.tt/3bsaIdp
Being addicted to drugs is kind of like going to college to become an addiction counselor
Submitted February 22, 2021 at 05:17AM by designdevdraw https://ift.tt/3bH9Th9
Your music playlists are the soundtrack for your life
Submitted February 22, 2021 at 05:17AM by EnoughItem https://ift.tt/3dB3mqO
Eat a piece of bread, you'll feel better.
Submitted February 22, 2021 at 05:17AM by selectmarlboro https://ift.tt/3bw4VDw
Fishing with live bait is weird. We appeal to the animal's instinct to kill something and eat it so that we may kill and eat it.
It's like, "Good job! Your reward for acting on survival instinct is....... Death!"
Submitted February 22, 2021 at 05:23AM by Bocephus666 https://ift.tt/2NNIRwc
The person who had the first ever pet was probably very possessive
Submitted February 22, 2021 at 05:23AM by pm_me_ur_rice_noodle https://ift.tt/3khTIL2
if your mother dies giving birth to you that kind of makes you a living tombstone
Submitted February 22, 2021 at 05:24AM by Skippypal https://ift.tt/3pI98JB
remy is the frankenstein’s monster of ratatouille
Submitted February 22, 2021 at 05:25AM by Fudgel3r https://ift.tt/2Mat3TC
growing a year's supply of food
Submitted February 22, 2021 at 04:35AM by kurukshetrah https://ift.tt/3pKTay5
I make glass acorns
Submitted February 22, 2021 at 04:41AM by Antolini https://ift.tt/3qGL1fB
Take Me Home, Country Roads as you probably haven't heard it before.
Submitted February 22, 2021 at 04:42AM by BearKilgore https://ift.tt/3aEt3ok
Guy hacks YouTube API - Comment to have your face on the thumbnail
Submitted February 22, 2021 at 04:53AM by theidiotrocketeer https://ift.tt/37BITy5
Seed shipment unboxing from Snowy Texas
Submitted February 22, 2021 at 04:58AM by richljames https://ift.tt/2ZEMbw5
Every musical performance from Ray (2004)
Submitted February 22, 2021 at 05:02AM by blue_strat https://ift.tt/3pG62Wr
Finding Your Element | Sir Ken Robinson
Submitted February 22, 2021 at 05:02AM by YellowGreenPanther https://ift.tt/3qIOjPl
To add to the pastor punching a kid in the chest, here's a pastor claiming he kicked a woman in the face (with his biker boot, of course)
Submitted February 22, 2021 at 05:06AM by ImaVeganShishKebab https://ift.tt/37xdLj9
The intro (the process)
Submitted February 22, 2021 at 05:10AM by titudebseo https://ift.tt/37yhRI8
Battle of Geonosis but Vietnam mode
Submitted February 22, 2021 at 05:13AM by skooma-boi https://ift.tt/3aDqgMi
VACCINATION DEATHS = CASH | The Morning Coffee Show
Submitted February 22, 2021 at 05:18AM by dorkieboy https://ift.tt/3aDW17K
Storm Followers: "The Blizzard Of '78"
Submitted February 22, 2021 at 05:19AM by Crazyplan9 https://ift.tt/2ZDkDr6
After 400+ hours of literal blood, sweat and tears, we bring you Viet-Puppet-Nam!
Submitted February 22, 2021 at 05:25AM by slipperydevil666 https://ift.tt/3uihD1j
Huge Dollar Tree Pokemon box opening!
Submitted February 22, 2021 at 05:25AM by EqualsPro https://ift.tt/37AROQq
Valentine's Day was weird for some people.
Submitted February 22, 2021 at 05:26AM by donkeylips45 https://ift.tt/2ZEvVew
Those who are handed everything will never experience the immense pride that comes from earning anything.
Submitted February 21, 2021 at 04:58AM by menwithmanners https://ift.tt/3s7XEAs
Breast milk is one of the most normal/natural but also the most disgusting milk we can drink as humans
Submitted February 21, 2021 at 04:59AM by Shka_ https://ift.tt/3sqpB75
A mullet is a counterweight for a beard.
Submitted February 21, 2021 at 05:06AM by DystopianAdvocate https://ift.tt/2ZCmxbi
If you jerk-off your kid, you're jerking off your jerk-off unless adopted then you're jerking off someone else's jerk-off
You might have to jerk them off if they have injured hands, to maintain proper hormone levels and to prevent pent up sexual-frustration they might act out on others like an animal in heat
Submitted February 21, 2021 at 05:10AM by wondererSkull https://ift.tt/3ulCmSa
That spot on your body you always miss when drying is probably also the spot you miss when scrubbing.
Submitted February 21, 2021 at 05:10AM by AnotherJustRandomDig https://ift.tt/37yj3Ly
Every day(daytime) there is constantly a point in the sky you can’t see
Submitted February 21, 2021 at 05:10AM by NickkyDC https://ift.tt/3aB2Jvp
Fantasy football is DND for dude bros
Submitted February 21, 2021 at 05:13AM by Imboredsoiposthere2 https://ift.tt/3aE6XCl
When A superhero saves someone from falling, they still would have broken their back from being caught.
Submitted February 21, 2021 at 05:14AM by Thesaltyscarlet https://ift.tt/2NIO34v
Lazer is bassicly a small particle accelelator
Submitted February 21, 2021 at 05:14AM by RevReddited https://ift.tt/3pIv0V4
Hiccup's take over your life while they last
Submitted February 21, 2021 at 05:14AM by exoduscv https://ift.tt/3bu8bj3
The same way we simply can't explain to a termite the scale of our planet is probably the same way a more advanced civilization can't possibly explain the scale of the universe to us. We simply don't have the hardware to comprehend.
Submitted February 21, 2021 at 05:21AM by chifyforever https://ift.tt/3kbnJMy
Star Wars toys at Toys "R" Us - May 21, 1980
Submitted February 21, 2021 at 03:02AM by duvagin https://ift.tt/3bomdCB
How much weight can you lift using lego?
Submitted February 21, 2021 at 03:04AM by Dullahen https://ift.tt/3bqIIGV
Play it fast! (This guy cracks me up)
Submitted February 21, 2021 at 04:28AM by BearKilgore https://ift.tt/2ZzGu2z
Setting sun in St. Andrews, NB. Zooming Buffleheads and a sun dog
Submitted February 21, 2021 at 04:35AM by Scrubfire https://ift.tt/3pIHFqV
deep mud slurpers
Submitted February 21, 2021 at 05:06AM by Tetramputechture https://ift.tt/3shci8z
Lucy the Dog's Relaxation Hour is adorable
Submitted February 21, 2021 at 05:08AM by SCREAMitoffSCREEN https://ift.tt/3pG7fge
Remembering the seemingly normal project manager who quit his job to develop a character he calls "Shit Ghost" and make really obscure music and art.
Submitted February 21, 2021 at 05:13AM by icingontherake https://ift.tt/2MdHNkO
Where Did Mustaches Go? - History Dose
Submitted February 21, 2021 at 05:16AM by iReviewFrozenDinners https://ift.tt/3aDCO6f
A Russian man stops a fight between 4 lions using his slipper
Submitted February 21, 2021 at 05:16AM by AudreyLynch https://ift.tt/3qzwGBz
Sci-Fi Short Film: "ALIENS NIGHT" - Alien abductions - (CGI 3d animation)
Submitted February 21, 2021 at 05:22AM by andreariccamovies https://ift.tt/2ZCA8PT
ARTE Concert trailer - music video in support of the performing arts, using Woodkid's song I Love You
Submitted February 21, 2021 at 05:23AM by Temporary_Meat_7792 https://ift.tt/3uiB5uT
Band makes a fake but believable Green Day album
Submitted February 21, 2021 at 05:26AM by Stizzrickle https://ift.tt/3shNEVF
Andy and Red probably made out so hard on that beach.
Submitted February 20, 2021 at 05:09AM by TheNightmanCometh10 https://ift.tt/2Nfib7L
Accidentally dropping something and catching it before it hits the ground is the closest a lot of people will ever get to feeling like a superhero
Submitted February 20, 2021 at 05:15AM by Sculptorbuddha https://ift.tt/2ZxoMN9
It’s not hate if it’s the truth.
Submitted February 20, 2021 at 05:23AM by Ok-Interaction951 https://ift.tt/3pIDVWM
Some things are cheap because they are old, but some things are expensive for the same reason.
Submitted February 20, 2021 at 05:23AM by gucciorisa https://ift.tt/3qF5269
On a darker note
People have probably seen 'the end is nigh' signs and died the same day
Submitted February 20, 2021 at 05:25AM by used_condom69420 https://ift.tt/3sapfRB
Things are cheaper when they're a little bit old, but get more expensive if they're very old
Submitted February 20, 2021 at 05:26AM by CentrePeace https://ift.tt/2M75085
The Nightmare Before Christmas is actually an illustration of the damage caused by cultural appropriation.
If Skeleton Jack isn't a well meaning white person then I don't know who is.
Submitted February 20, 2021 at 05:26AM by mytfine15725 https://ift.tt/3dwaoNd
We've evolved to find sugar delicious, yet water has no taste
Submitted February 20, 2021 at 05:27AM by whatisrealityy https://ift.tt/3qDtNzL
Since our brain is inside of our skulls, our entire realities are inside our heads.
Submitted February 20, 2021 at 05:27AM by Lord_Voldemort_666 https://ift.tt/3qEsTmn
Photons were emitted from a star, travelled millions of miles, were captured on one planet, processed into data, transformed into radio waves, sent millions of miles to another planet, and transformed back into photons all over again
Submitted February 20, 2021 at 05:28AM by agangofoldwomen https://ift.tt/2Nqh4C7
If "Salagadoola mechicka boola, bibbidi-bobbidi-boo, put them together and what have you got? Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo" is accurate, then salagadoola mechicka boola = 0
Submitted February 20, 2021 at 05:35AM by Douglasqqq https://ift.tt/3s8G0wC
1992 old school Autonomous Driving (turns out it's not 'new') - South Korea
Submitted February 20, 2021 at 04:30AM by tiempo90 https://ift.tt/2NmTxC2
Skating in the aftermath of the 2011 Christchurch esrthquake
Submitted February 20, 2021 at 04:32AM by HouKiTeDC https://ift.tt/3uj8Axo
This Slovakian team (Tj Tatran) has a train going through the stadium during games.
Submitted February 20, 2021 at 04:35AM by wizziew https://ift.tt/2NmMqti
dog picking and eating a tomato from the garden
Submitted February 20, 2021 at 04:40AM by _Im_Spartacus_ https://ift.tt/3k6nRN1
Please Help Jisu Sentiment.
Submitted February 20, 2021 at 04:44AM by carcival https://ift.tt/3pBOY3K
Learn Japanese With One Piece! #1 Manga + Anime Voices
Submitted February 20, 2021 at 04:51AM by Eckbock https://ift.tt/3qCO8F7
The difference between misinformation and disinformation
Submitted February 20, 2021 at 04:54AM by ThanksObama2000 https://ift.tt/3k2kyGQ
AA destroying the lives of Americans
Submitted February 20, 2021 at 05:04AM by horthorj https://ift.tt/3u9uFy6
Tips for Texas on how to apologize after a natural disaster
Submitted February 20, 2021 at 05:14AM by wilymon https://ift.tt/37w9c8Q
Peacock spiders, dance for your life!
Submitted February 20, 2021 at 05:15AM by FalseNihilist https://ift.tt/37vs8F0
Angie forgot her mask...
Submitted February 20, 2021 at 05:24AM by DomHE553 https://ift.tt/3sbE3iS
You will never be able to afford the price you paid when you had nothing. Spend yourself wisely.
Submitted February 19, 2021 at 05:01AM by Dabbit4life https://ift.tt/3bmJXaj
Bill Cosby was famous for playing an OBGYN on TV.
Submitted February 19, 2021 at 05:03AM by civgarth https://ift.tt/3qtxPup
Cherry picking is more accurately defined by how people eat Tangfastics than its actual definition
Submitted February 19, 2021 at 05:06AM by nomadEng https://ift.tt/3k4gqpy
Your dreams could be parallel universes wich you are the core of. As soon as you wake up from it the universe collapses.
Submitted February 19, 2021 at 05:07AM by Zenchi-no https://ift.tt/2NCQipZ
The meaning of life is making your own meaning, meaning there's no meaning.
Submitted February 19, 2021 at 05:12AM by peacebypeace1 https://ift.tt/3u7heyV
If we actually found an indestructible material, we would have no way of shaping it.
Submitted February 19, 2021 at 05:14AM by KyoTheRedditer https://ift.tt/37pFmmE
Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon but Michael Collins travelled further from earth than any human ever.
He orbited around the far side and back a few times while Aldrin and Armstrong explored the surface.
That's mind blowing if you think about it...
Submitted February 19, 2021 at 05:16AM by LordOfTheSkins https://ift.tt/37sw6Oy
The internet isn't full of trolls. Humans just love conflict and drama - and the internet just proves it.
Submitted February 19, 2021 at 05:17AM by ultranothing https://ift.tt/3avCRkn
You can’t spell “automaton” without “tomato”
Submitted February 19, 2021 at 05:22AM by OzBendito https://ift.tt/3pyBaXJ
School be like: "We don't tell you how to pay your bills, but we make it mandatory that you KNOW that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"
Submitted February 19, 2021 at 05:24AM by -Kirida- https://ift.tt/2M4h8qx
Let's hope they don't burn themselces
Submitted February 19, 2021 at 04:28AM by rossabout https://ift.tt/2ZtI3z3
Elon Musk's Asian Twin
Submitted February 19, 2021 at 04:29AM by starman3rd https://ift.tt/2ZtSy5t
First game I've ever played in playstation when i was a kid... this is EPIC, I'm FREAKING OUT.
Submitted February 19, 2021 at 04:37AM by hexicat https://ift.tt/3ueeEqT
a zedla animation for Valentine's Day
Submitted February 19, 2021 at 04:45AM by echo5entertainment https://ift.tt/3ub4rex
Developing 'Minecraft' for the Gameboy Advance.
Submitted February 19, 2021 at 04:47AM by Thefriendlyfaceplant https://ift.tt/3ubgEjo
Huffman and Gill House Committee on Financial Services
Submitted February 19, 2021 at 04:48AM by mcotter12 https://ift.tt/3azBRMq
Russell Brand - Two Crazy, CRAZY Comedians - 3/3 Visits In Chronological...
Submitted February 19, 2021 at 04:53AM by agumonkey https://ift.tt/3k0ze9g
Emergency piss foil batteries to charge your phone during a snow storm.
Submitted February 19, 2021 at 04:59AM by mikeoncsgo https://ift.tt/2NJrSv2
What Causes A STOCK MARKET BUBBLE
Submitted February 19, 2021 at 04:59AM by TomTalksMoney https://ift.tt/3ub7KSZ
An unusually specific song
Submitted February 19, 2021 at 05:12AM by essentialatom https://ift.tt/37ngdJd
WALKING AROUND IN ADIDAS SHOES & TIE DYE SOCKS
Submitted February 19, 2021 at 05:18AM by TheLondonLife https://ift.tt/3k9GQXi
Flyboarding in Dubai
Submitted February 19, 2021 at 05:23AM by esposures https://ift.tt/3ukkas7
How I felt this game is in a nutshell. Comment if you agree!
Submitted February 19, 2021 at 05:25AM by superside2 https://ift.tt/37rKAOE
Weird Al Yankovic has figured it all out: Foil
Submitted February 18, 2021 at 06:03AM by giantyetifeet https://ift.tt/3u2O4AV
Friends theme tune
Submitted February 18, 2021 at 06:03AM by shavenwolf https://ift.tt/3as6XWa
Silent movies did some crazy things with trains
Submitted February 18, 2021 at 06:24AM by lupindeathray https://ift.tt/2NCcf8B
Modern society would work completely differently if humans gave birth in litters.
Submitted February 18, 2021 at 04:43AM by Funkbuster_G https://ift.tt/3jWoY1Y
We used to joke that old people smelled like BenGay but at some point there must have been an old man named Ben Gay who just smelled like himself.
Submitted February 18, 2021 at 04:45AM by Scherzoh https://ift.tt/3u2IiiJ
Everything is "historic" as long as someone writes it down.
Submitted February 18, 2021 at 04:49AM by Chaseshaw https://ift.tt/3uaNfGj
Teenage boys aren’t represented in TV or movies. It’s either a cute little kid or a 20 something playing a teen.
Submitted February 18, 2021 at 04:53AM by RichBitchDress https://ift.tt/3s2JDEf
If cats had sentience similar to humans, they likely wouldn't be able to naturally change how their hair or fur looks like.
Short haired cats are unable to naturally grow their hair out, and many cats have straight fur without curls or waves.
Submitted February 18, 2021 at 04:55AM by Poakintins https://ift.tt/3s7gnft
PC players must be pissed when they find out that the human can only see between 30-60 fps
Submitted February 18, 2021 at 04:56AM by CuRSed_cur_Se https://ift.tt/3qxAIu6
Somewhere on Gilligan's Island-they had to have built an outhouse.
Submitted February 18, 2021 at 04:58AM by WongoKnight https://ift.tt/3s3bofT
You know what an item would feel like if you licked it even without licking it, just by looking at the item... for example a curtain
Submitted February 18, 2021 at 05:03AM by MythosMedusa https://ift.tt/3u5bu8G
Prince Harry has probably knocked one out to an episode of Suits
Submitted February 18, 2021 at 05:07AM by BillieEilish2002 https://ift.tt/3qApJjG
Barbarians are always shown eating turkey legs. But turkeys are from the new world.
Submitted February 18, 2021 at 05:07AM by sendnUwUdes https://ift.tt/37rnK9Y
It's impossible to be a "mother fucking virgin" thus meaning PewDiePie's attack on cocomelon's fanbase in his latest distrack is logically incorrect.
Submitted February 18, 2021 at 05:08AM by delishousmemes https://ift.tt/3u68wRj
Poor people dress poorly. Middle class people dress richly. Upper middle class people dress richly. Upper class people dress poorly.
Submitted February 18, 2021 at 05:08AM by RoutineProcedure https://ift.tt/3do3oC0
borders are a myth fabricated by the danish
Submitted February 18, 2021 at 05:10AM by PeterSniffin69 https://ift.tt/2NFth5q
Humand depend on oxygen so much maybe its because we are addicted.
Submitted February 18, 2021 at 05:17AM by NATe8347 https://ift.tt/37mciMQ
Saying the word “PERIOD” after a sentence adds emphasis, but writing the word “PERIOD” after a sentence is redundant because you can see the period. PERIOD...
Submitted February 18, 2021 at 05:19AM by EverythingIWant2Know https://ift.tt/2Zt4UuK
Money unlocks human full potential.
Submitted February 18, 2021 at 05:23AM by Fazlul101 https://ift.tt/3u3KtTf
The eye is simultaneously the creepiest, and the most beautiful part of the body.
Submitted February 18, 2021 at 05:23AM by Swampey_Whale https://ift.tt/3jYaPRP
I'm sure people will start laughing at your jokes once you start exhaling N2O.
Submitted February 18, 2021 at 05:31AM by mftheoryArts https://ift.tt/37jPtt5
When on a boat at sea your water supply is both tap water and well water.
Submitted February 18, 2021 at 05:36AM by MonkeyType https://ift.tt/3dkwgeA
The Prince in Snow White is a necrophiliac
Submitted February 18, 2021 at 05:41AM by BryLinds https://ift.tt/3s27Qur
Power Rangers for 10 Cellos
Submitted February 17, 2021 at 06:17AM by LoreleiOpine https://ift.tt/3bgzgps
Coffee and Cars Meet | Baytown, Tx.
Submitted February 17, 2021 at 06:23AM by 13roncal11 https://ift.tt/3jZDwOb
Amazing Song from Rural Turkey: Özgür Baba - Dertli Dolap
Submitted February 17, 2021 at 06:24AM by AmirCreatorr https://ift.tt/3prNPvE
"Beautiful" has 3 vowels in a row.
Submitted February 17, 2021 at 04:40AM by gigaprofisi https://ift.tt/3u4NPVV
The most highly-rated children’s movies are the ones with a really sad plot point.
Submitted February 17, 2021 at 04:45AM by hurtfocker https://ift.tt/3dhQyFp
I'm the Star Wars universe, there are bound to be a small amount of Jedi who are in to some really kinky force things.
Submitted February 17, 2021 at 04:46AM by Drogen24 https://ift.tt/3qtSxKz
If someone asks "Do you doubt me?" and you respond "No doubt", it doesn't really answer their question.
Submitted February 17, 2021 at 04:52AM by OhhYeahOkay https://ift.tt/2ZlPXu6
Middle-class people hate the upper-class for how they treat the middle-class, but the middle-class also treats the lower-class and homeless badly.
Submitted February 17, 2021 at 04:54AM by shkrollin https://ift.tt/3aoOgm2
You can sleep in so many different ways and no one can stop you.
Submitted February 17, 2021 at 04:56AM by Hinksaw https://ift.tt/3s0819I
Chester the Cheetah represents Cheetos, a cheese flavored snack.
Chester wears sunglasses because he is blind and suffers from degenerative rabies.
Submitted February 17, 2021 at 05:00AM by FantasticMasturbator https://ift.tt/3pniOsB
in movies they try too hard with the whole spying thing when they could just simply get a “service dog” and just place hidden cameras or mics on it somehow and it will never get searched
Submitted February 17, 2021 at 05:04AM by sajjolH https://ift.tt/3jTPngG
If you summon a demon just to kill them, it’s considered Spawn-Killing
Submitted February 17, 2021 at 05:09AM by UndeadNineKills https://ift.tt/3bdSQCN
Yes is a word someone had to agree with before yes was used.
Submitted February 17, 2021 at 05:12AM by modestpushbroom https://ift.tt/2LVI5MT
“A Well Oiled Machine” is much more a statement about the importance of maintenance than about marvelous design.
Submitted February 17, 2021 at 05:13AM by j0fixit https://ift.tt/37mplO3
The Simpsons are Duck-Human hybrids
Submitted February 17, 2021 at 05:22AM by n00b69696969 https://ift.tt/2NvIEgT
In future news will replace 'Vinyl comeback' filler stories with Gasoline-powered veichles comeback
Submitted February 17, 2021 at 05:27AM by reticente https://ift.tt/3k2SGCw
If there was a 1,000,000 round tournament of Rock Paper Scissors and everyone only had one life, there would always be that one person who wins 1,000,000 rounds of Rock Paper Scissors in a row
Submitted February 17, 2021 at 05:27AM by BigBoyWraith https://ift.tt/3k2SG5u
You could fall in love with Redskull and use him to get the Soul Stone.
Redskull: In order to take the Soul stone, you must lose that which you love.
Me: Hey Redskull have I ever told you how much I love you?
Submitted February 17, 2021 at 05:31AM by Jadavan https://ift.tt/3biBcy6
DMT feels like r eligion sounds.
Submitted February 17, 2021 at 05:31AM by ListenItWillHear https://ift.tt/3tZEVZT
Autocorrect has made people appear to be better spellers than they actually are
Submitted February 17, 2021 at 05:33AM by istrx13 https://ift.tt/3ptoP74
Metal often goes to waste as sparks and dust
Submitted February 17, 2021 at 05:33AM by G0DzX https://ift.tt/3s1pLBr
Hasbro owns Death Row records. A Snoop Dogg Fisher Price set would probably sell really well.
Submitted February 17, 2021 at 05:34AM by OverdoneAndDry https://ift.tt/3dlJ4S6
An _ist reads _. An anti-_ist understands it.
Submitted February 17, 2021 at 05:38AM by Plus-Staff https://ift.tt/37leunK
More often than not people don’t realize that your life continues when they aren’t around or they don’t comprehend that it’s as complicated as theirs is.
Submitted February 16, 2021 at 05:39AM by TooMuchRope https://ift.tt/3pp1Jif
The World is Not Enough is a fun action-spy film that ends with dialogue talking about how many times the female lead cums during sex.
Submitted February 16, 2021 at 05:41AM by SinJinQLB https://ift.tt/3u1s3Cu
Whenever there’s a video of people in an earthquake they always look up instead of looking down.
Submitted February 16, 2021 at 05:42AM by blinkxan https://ift.tt/3dbs1Sy
Kid makes a heart warming video thanking his 40 subscribers.
Submitted February 16, 2021 at 03:55AM by hurricanematt https://ift.tt/3pnQvdJ
When Worlds collide
Submitted February 16, 2021 at 03:57AM by ThisIsNotMyPornVideo https://ift.tt/3k3LHcB
The Godfather Baptism Scene
Submitted February 16, 2021 at 04:06AM by cowbungholes https://ift.tt/37j3lnd
Giant Bear: Season 1 finale part 1
Submitted February 16, 2021 at 04:09AM by PopsFreshenmyre https://ift.tt/3jQCd40
A series about an NPC turning into a main character
Submitted February 16, 2021 at 04:10AM by crunkdegaulle https://ift.tt/3allT8s
Ever heard of a JRPG with rhythm combat mechanics? No, not THAT game. This one is a platformer...
Submitted February 16, 2021 at 04:10AM by freddrock https://ift.tt/3qqBzN5
The Goomba Stomp
Submitted February 16, 2021 at 04:14AM by Korfman https://ift.tt/3qBh5Bi
The corners of this book are a flipbook
Submitted February 16, 2021 at 04:15AM by bshafe https://ift.tt/2Zh6Aas
Gaming in the 90s and Gaming Today (Doom, Quake, and Fortnite)
Submitted February 16, 2021 at 04:20AM by careemqc https://ift.tt/3qsFR6E
My Secret Vault is a CHEF'S DREAM
Submitted February 16, 2021 at 04:26AM by whats-a-dog https://ift.tt/2OC83pD
Baltimore's Streetside Salt Boxes Become Public Art Fixtures
Submitted February 16, 2021 at 04:28AM by Brother_Lou https://ift.tt/2LSJjsi
Attempting The Ultimate Narrow Challenge
Submitted February 16, 2021 at 04:38AM by jasonparksucks https://ift.tt/3u2fnLC
My New Paranormal Video! I'm Very Proud Of This One!!
Submitted February 16, 2021 at 04:43AM by RoundhayParkLad https://ift.tt/3u5q7ci
Ten Things I Wish I'd Known as a Teen Author—Brandon Sanderson (Really great advice)
Submitted February 16, 2021 at 04:51AM by Thadris_Rostad https://ift.tt/3s1vuaz
Wraith commits cock and ball torture
Submitted February 16, 2021 at 04:59AM by RetroChef https://ift.tt/37imDJq
Arrivederci
Submitted February 16, 2021 at 05:00AM by LePetitPhagette https://ift.tt/3ddtSX3
every apology video if u remove the lies ...
Submitted February 16, 2021 at 05:02AM by CapitalCourse https://ift.tt/3b6VIl3
More Simple Japanese Weather Vocab | You Suck At Japanese
Submitted February 16, 2021 at 05:11AM by jrow871 https://ift.tt/2LS9MpS
5 minutes of the 1990s
Submitted February 16, 2021 at 05:12AM by SnooChocolates7046 https://ift.tt/2NdhM5o
you’ve been hit by a smooth gamecube intro
Submitted February 16, 2021 at 05:21AM by Nivan_Sharma61 https://ift.tt/2ZiuEJU
Thomas Edison unintentionally killed millions of bugs when he invented the light bulb
Submitted February 15, 2021 at 05:13AM by fear_me_mortal https://ift.tt/3tXCGpO
Love is normally a burden, causing emotional stress and a lot of complications for something that might not even work out.
Submitted February 15, 2021 at 05:14AM by talnflme https://ift.tt/3pm5Lb4
Bounty hunters get paid to play hide-n-go-seek.
Other people that get paid to play hide-n-go-seek are police and the military. I wonder how old that game is? Ancient, possibly?? Thank you for commenting!!!
Submitted February 15, 2021 at 05:14AM by B6L6Z6BUBBLES https://ift.tt/2N60jfk
Stories are analogies of an opinion but are one step away from opinion so the reader steps into the opinion themself thinking it their original thought and more likely to subscribe to that opinion
Feel like I might have over complicated a simple idea that I’m overlooking
Submitted February 15, 2021 at 05:18AM by Atruen https://ift.tt/3tYn0mf
It’s weird that humans are really the only animal that expects to die of old age.
Submitted February 15, 2021 at 05:21AM by DucklingInARaincoat https://ift.tt/3rTFzWN
Gunshots and sirens echo through the house until the volume is lowered.
Submitted February 15, 2021 at 05:21AM by YZXFILE https://ift.tt/2N5nUwF
Gorilla Glue girl gave the Gorilla Glue company a lot of free publicity
Submitted February 15, 2021 at 05:23AM by Never_Free_Never_Me https://ift.tt/3b5ka6b
A metal spoon in a mug of hot liquid acts as a heat sink.
Submitted February 15, 2021 at 05:25AM by Volumetric https://ift.tt/2ZiesIQ
I'd imagine that in the ancient times, before animal husbandry flourished, quite a few bulls were "milked" too.
Submitted February 15, 2021 at 05:28AM by Austragus https://ift.tt/3qmKKhL
The armpits are the taint of the upper limbs.
Discuss....
Submitted February 15, 2021 at 05:31AM by rithc137 https://ift.tt/2Zh9uMl
Humans are literally the new weapon of choice. We are vessels for weaponized information that is easily wielded to harm the power structure of the country we reside in.
Submitted February 15, 2021 at 05:31AM by Jscix1 https://ift.tt/2Na3530
We are able to hate random famous people that we never met, but we just can't hate that one person that hurts us the most
Submitted February 15, 2021 at 05:34AM by cass2412 https://ift.tt/3k0S4NP
If ingest deep fry? You are deep fryer. Mind... blown...
Submitted February 15, 2021 at 05:41AM by FellowKetchup https://ift.tt/3pjkgwk
when you forget to close your browser tabs
Submitted February 15, 2021 at 04:40AM by NightShade211 https://ift.tt/3plX8Nq
Southern Meteorologists has a message about the upcoming ice storm for couples on Valentine’s Day.
Submitted February 15, 2021 at 04:43AM by iputitthere https://ift.tt/3b3Iju1
This is an actual robot, not a 3D render or human!
Submitted February 15, 2021 at 04:44AM by redonculous https://ift.tt/2ZiCeVa
Miniature tower house construction with mini bricks
Submitted February 15, 2021 at 04:47AM by StudioDestto https://ift.tt/3jMuFiW
I’ll let the video speak for me.
Submitted February 15, 2021 at 04:49AM by Crisperton https://ift.tt/3pl22KI
amazing movement #Acroyoga
Submitted February 15, 2021 at 04:50AM by melodybabies https://ift.tt/3jNFMIc
Jellyfish jam but it’s Normandy
Submitted February 15, 2021 at 05:01AM by help-i-need-GRAPES https://ift.tt/37e4lsV
Happy Valentines Day 2021
Submitted February 15, 2021 at 05:08AM by The_ThirdFang https://ift.tt/37eHNIl
LB SWAN - FUND IT (Official Video)
Submitted February 15, 2021 at 05:12AM by zmgeezus https://ift.tt/37esmQK
This is the first concert I'm going to visit after the pandemic.
Submitted February 15, 2021 at 05:22AM by pblokhout https://ift.tt/37hV4jE
up until some point, there was always an even number of boobs in the world
Submitted February 14, 2021 at 05:35AM by Qu3so_05 https://ift.tt/3ajCV6R
Freek-A-Leek by Petey Pablo is hip-hop's response to Mambo No. 5
Submitted February 14, 2021 at 05:36AM by stop_making_sense https://ift.tt/3aipDrp
Cannabis is not a drug, it’s a plant.
Submitted February 14, 2021 at 05:38AM by Introverted_Kimchee https://ift.tt/3pgvFNf
Pico vs Uberkids Rock Paper Scissors Russian Roulette!
Submitted February 14, 2021 at 03:36AM by Shazepe https://ift.tt/3ppFrwQ
Yoda's Hope
Submitted February 14, 2021 at 03:36AM by KINGK0NG https://ift.tt/3tWCirB
‘Birds playing metal’ is 18 seconds to make your day better
Submitted February 14, 2021 at 03:37AM by heinderhead https://ift.tt/3aiHluB
After an electrical failure JM Tomasello's father, JJ Tomasello, tried to push his son across the finish line. Unfortunately both were disqualified
Submitted February 14, 2021 at 03:40AM by Ciberpotato2000 https://ift.tt/3tVFxQa
Finding Yooperlites on the Beach of Lake Superior in Michigan | Crystal Collecting
Submitted February 14, 2021 at 03:52AM by rufotris https://ift.tt/37c3pVI
The Ballad Of Betty White
Submitted February 14, 2021 at 04:02AM by LogicNewbie https://ift.tt/37aSxrg
"I Love Helmets"
Submitted February 14, 2021 at 04:19AM by quitpayload https://ift.tt/3d8rzEA
Dumb person bonks monke
Submitted February 14, 2021 at 04:30AM by GetNoob1815 https://ift.tt/3jL64el
Rare footage of Maroon 5 brainstorming for their music videos
Submitted February 14, 2021 at 04:31AM by CapitalCourse https://ift.tt/37cg2Ak
I don't steal, I don't hurt people. This is my thing.
Submitted February 14, 2021 at 04:35AM by OgdruJahad https://ift.tt/3qjbKif
Rear sighting of a desert fox
Submitted February 14, 2021 at 04:35AM by deeny111 https://ift.tt/2LPdRLF
There is a Prison, On the Moon
Submitted February 14, 2021 at 04:36AM by MakeYourMarks https://ift.tt/2ZhGaFs
Italian cuisine meets British Morning Show
Submitted February 14, 2021 at 04:45AM by elfenbeinbein https://ift.tt/3rOS6e8
Wildlife photographer taking close shots of the bear, casually scaring him with the knife in between shots.
Submitted February 14, 2021 at 04:47AM by Tommy_Andretti https://ift.tt/3pgqlJL
When you're in an intense video game cut scene but the NPCs go on with their normal routine.
Submitted February 14, 2021 at 04:49AM by HunkyMolars https://ift.tt/3b2cAtg
A kid can dream right?
Submitted February 14, 2021 at 05:02AM by hurricanematt https://ift.tt/3b2IoOH
Bob dylan its all over now baby blue cover
Submitted February 14, 2021 at 05:05AM by infinitestares https://ift.tt/3tWuBlj
Dora’s bizarre adventure: Dora Vs Swiper the fox!
Submitted February 14, 2021 at 05:07AM by Monitroide https://ift.tt/3qniN9t
Mini garage construction with mini BRICKS and pallets
Submitted February 14, 2021 at 05:13AM by StudioDestto https://ift.tt/379bGK3
a little elephant trick
Submitted February 14, 2021 at 05:22AM by EpicLandlord420 https://ift.tt/3dokrEn
Superman literally has buns of steel
Submitted February 13, 2021 at 05:10AM by allendaman13 https://ift.tt/3afykCu
Birds hop way more than frogs do
Submitted February 13, 2021 at 05:12AM by Never_barked_a_lie https://ift.tt/3phmBrA
Life’s supposed to be hard as a male so your dick can get hard.
Submitted February 13, 2021 at 05:13AM by trilloctopus_ https://ift.tt/3tV6enR
You leave the absence of yourself where ever you go
Submitted February 13, 2021 at 05:15AM by Calebkimbril https://ift.tt/3ahfP0C
Millions of people listen to music they are not allowed to sing the lyrics to in polite society.
Submitted February 13, 2021 at 05:16AM by asuperstar https://ift.tt/3ql3H4c
Before sound recording was invented, yelling really loud and waiting for the echo was the only way people could hear what their voice sounded like.
Submitted February 13, 2021 at 05:16AM by thehumantim https://ift.tt/3b1E6a7
People who are told that they are "old souls" or seem very mature for their age probably weren't encouraged and supported to be children during their childhood
Submitted February 13, 2021 at 05:29AM by PostbioticFibre https://ift.tt/378e6su
Larry Kings last wife looks like a Easter island Moai
Submitted February 13, 2021 at 05:30AM by 2relentless2die https://ift.tt/2MUHxaO
The auto-correct function has drastically increased everybody’s awareness of ducks
Submitted February 13, 2021 at 05:33AM by LookAtMeImAName https://ift.tt/3d811mR
Your clothes have probably been to places you'll never be able to wear them in.
Submitted February 13, 2021 at 05:35AM by Silver2893 https://ift.tt/2ZdS5Eg
Dogs are our best friends, but the first thing we teach them is to stay silent.
Submitted February 13, 2021 at 05:36AM by M4tchB0X3r https://ift.tt/37c6zZT
It’s weird how guys trying to sound like girls and girls trying to sound like guys sound completely different. You’d think they would sound alike, but they don’t.
Submitted February 13, 2021 at 05:41AM by Strongbow219 https://ift.tt/379YuoB
Cash isn’t cold or hard
Submitted February 13, 2021 at 05:42AM by willyg1234 https://ift.tt/2OuyvS5
Cat learns how to use the water cooler
Submitted February 13, 2021 at 04:34AM by GoFundMeow https://ift.tt/3adtBBw
Radon, A Radioactive Gas, Healthy?...or Harmful - host visits two old Uranium Mines, the first is now a 'health spa' and second mine is massively radioactive
Submitted February 13, 2021 at 04:34AM by Bbrhuft https://ift.tt/2LKmmaE
I can make my eyes vibrate at will
Submitted February 13, 2021 at 04:35AM by BareHilare https://ift.tt/3jLUwYf
How Special Can a Bat Be?
Submitted February 13, 2021 at 04:46AM by Citizen_Caned https://ift.tt/2NnQAR8
5-Minute Crafts be like (pt2)
Submitted February 13, 2021 at 04:57AM by mmmmmmmmichaelscott https://ift.tt/3qkNDzx
Would you jump from a 32 foot / 10 meter high dive tower? [New York Times]
Submitted February 13, 2021 at 05:04AM by rsplatpc https://ift.tt/3jW6fUl
Mad TV Parody - To Catch A Predator
Submitted February 13, 2021 at 05:09AM by butteryflame https://ift.tt/3qnzlOQ
Very unprofessional
Submitted February 13, 2021 at 05:12AM by petedacook2 https://ift.tt/3d6alYj
You Buy a Goth GF at IHOP
Submitted February 13, 2021 at 05:21AM by WombatArmageddon https://ift.tt/3pcdlVr
VIP folks always make it to the very top of the building -- the penthouse -- to prove their importance, yet they're the furthest ones from an emergency exit.
Submitted February 12, 2021 at 05:05AM by WumboRin https://ift.tt/3rK4BYn
Trevor Phillips meat would probably taste pretty bad even grilled with A1 sauce.
Submitted February 12, 2021 at 05:06AM by AlbinoFuzWolf https://ift.tt/3rOJeoH
Maybe Big Bird would have left the nest if his parents didn’t build one massive enough for him to never outgrow
Submitted February 12, 2021 at 05:07AM by Followlost https://ift.tt/3p6AKru
When you're young all the people you know each make up a big part of your life. As you get older though, it feels like all the people you know each make up a much smaller part of your life.
Submitted February 12, 2021 at 05:08AM by ReasonableBrit https://ift.tt/2Z6yHJt
Storms and rain are some if the loudest and chaotic natural events on earth, yet people listen to them to sleep.
Submitted February 12, 2021 at 05:15AM by pyrince https://ift.tt/3bcpmpd
It doesn’t matter how good or bad you are as a psychologist, you’re going to lose your client either way.
Submitted February 12, 2021 at 05:16AM by whatamadmax https://ift.tt/3qd2tbr
If you put a cigarette in a smoker, the smoker becomes a smoker.
Submitted February 12, 2021 at 05:20AM by AnimaxPsycho https://ift.tt/2OuXchn
If you command a dog to "stay", and it does nothing, you can never be 100% sure if it's following your command or not.
Submitted February 12, 2021 at 05:20AM by Ninja_In_Shaddows https://ift.tt/3aVXllr
R/thanosdidnothingwrong would probably still exist in the MCU, just with less members
Submitted February 12, 2021 at 05:27AM by Horny_Time_Alt https://ift.tt/2OuX8hD
Liking your own voice in a recording is either extremely high self-confidence or extremely high narcissism
Submitted February 12, 2021 at 05:28AM by Theendangeredbeast https://ift.tt/3jGw0Yi
Technically, Alfredo sauce is tres leches.
Submitted February 12, 2021 at 05:35AM by blandisanoob https://ift.tt/376QPHl
Day drinking when you’re poor is seen as trashy; when you’re rich it’s seen as classy
Submitted February 12, 2021 at 05:40AM by randygeeza https://ift.tt/3b1cS3m
The more gay people there are, the fewer people there are.
Submitted February 12, 2021 at 05:42AM by Capitol_HILL90 https://ift.tt/3rIavJC
Lemmy's interview regarding drugs.
Submitted February 12, 2021 at 04:42AM by tankpuss https://ift.tt/2OwZNHB
Best Android Homescreen Set Ups!!
Submitted February 12, 2021 at 04:49AM by Arjish6 https://ift.tt/374cFeC
Trailer Park Boys Season 1 Deleted Scene: Ellen Page as Treena Lahey
Submitted February 12, 2021 at 04:52AM by rufotris https://ift.tt/3jFZrtH
Kyler Key Fluid Art
Submitted February 12, 2021 at 05:00AM by Kyler_Key https://ift.tt/37nxke3
Video allegedly filmed by an inmate inside a prison showing prison food. Could this be legit?
Submitted February 12, 2021 at 05:07AM by wasabichowmein https://ift.tt/2Z8pSP9
For nearly 5 years DinksterDaily has been uploading the same 8 second video daily
Submitted February 12, 2021 at 05:11AM by Sparky81 https://ift.tt/3jSywLv
weird and interesting video
Submitted February 12, 2021 at 05:13AM by xXHacker69Xx https://ift.tt/3pcCnUG
Long long long wave
Submitted February 12, 2021 at 05:16AM by fluffykerfuffle1 https://ift.tt/3aePlgp
Jazz legend Chick Corea has died. Here he is playing "Spain" with Bobby McFerrin in 2012.
Submitted February 12, 2021 at 05:19AM by NegativeBee https://ift.tt/3aWbrmL
I've been changing my kitchen around and wanted to share.
Submitted February 12, 2021 at 05:26AM by dogofpavlov https://ift.tt/3pflSah
Anyone that complains about someone having the last word in an argument just wants to have the last word themselves.
Submitted February 11, 2021 at 04:54AM by TrickDev https://ift.tt/2ZbGCVD
If they took all the money they made from the Harry Potter films they could probably make a real hogwarts
Submitted February 11, 2021 at 04:57AM by _Black_Fox_ https://ift.tt/3qmRU5L
Dogs are a social construct
Submitted February 11, 2021 at 04:59AM by garret_weintrob https://ift.tt/3qdDIf5
Star Trek Universe Inclusivity
Only Starfleet has an integrated society of multiple species and cultures.
On any given Starfleet ship, or Earth, you’ll see members of multiple planets and species.
But on every other ship/planet it’s only ever the one species. You never see anything other than Vulcans on a Vulcan ship and you’ll never see Bajorans on a Klingon ship or Humans on an Andorian ship.
It’s like every other species is xenophobic and it’s only Human ships that always have many other species around.
I’m not calling for inclusivity at all, just something I realized.
Submitted February 11, 2021 at 05:00AM by P3tF1sh https://ift.tt/3a7ctx6
Whoever Earl was he was an inspiration to those who wanted to be like him “Early”
Submitted February 11, 2021 at 05:02AM by flashyellowboxer https://ift.tt/3p9aFYI
Without dung beetles we apes would have never attained mirror neurons due to the psychedelic fungi found along with them under dung.
Submitted February 11, 2021 at 05:06AM by BUCKFUDDERSANONYMOUS https://ift.tt/3738Ki7
Companies that sell 4K TVs would have more customers if they made their ads at a lower resolution
Submitted February 11, 2021 at 05:07AM by EDSR999 https://ift.tt/3rI7p8A
Everything we do boils down to the universe discovering what it can do with itself.
Submitted February 11, 2021 at 05:12AM by dyland6423 https://ift.tt/3jCMGjo
The people who read braille can't see braille
Submitted February 11, 2021 at 05:13AM by CallSignIcarusActual https://ift.tt/3d4sbei
If we want a GTA VI we need to stop playing GTA V
Submitted February 11, 2021 at 05:14AM by Ash420Williams https://ift.tt/3p9aCfu
Blankets are free-form pillows.
Submitted February 11, 2021 at 05:24AM by SumOfAllMisery https://ift.tt/3rHpTWF
Snow is frozen water, but it's not ice, which is also frozen water.
Submitted February 11, 2021 at 05:27AM by frizzthekid29 https://ift.tt/3jARjuB
You can’t tell a person not to judge someone without ultimately judging them yourself
Submitted February 11, 2021 at 05:35AM by murdo1tj https://ift.tt/3p9znbw
Kenny Powers - The K-Swiss MFCEO
Submitted February 11, 2021 at 04:31AM by Roach2791 https://ift.tt/3pb62xc
if dark lords were competent
Submitted February 11, 2021 at 04:32AM by SlayerofSnails https://ift.tt/2Othisj
HOW WE CREATED THE BIGGEST CLUB IN RUST
Submitted February 11, 2021 at 04:33AM by Altruistic-Macaron-5 https://ift.tt/3d2oDcy
Myers-Briggs
Submitted February 11, 2021 at 04:36AM by ABigRedBall https://ift.tt/3pbyajX
Michael Jackson - Moonwalk Evolution (1983 - 2009)
Submitted February 11, 2021 at 04:38AM by aidigvijay https://ift.tt/3a8G3Cz
Pandemic Power Wheels | Adults Playing with Children Toys!
Submitted February 11, 2021 at 04:46AM by stayJonesin https://ift.tt/2OgfdzJ
Tom Brady Tosses Trophy
Submitted February 11, 2021 at 04:52AM by JpM8x https://ift.tt/2Z4L9t9
Alleyways (reversed) - [J+1, feat. DrDisrespect]
Submitted February 11, 2021 at 05:22AM by V6lurOz https://ift.tt/3jK3uoP
Camille Paglia reponds to Susan Sontag's claim that she's never heard of her
Submitted February 11, 2021 at 05:24AM by baqkround https://ift.tt/3pgbf7i
Rapper from San Francisco see’s UFO in Africa.
Submitted February 11, 2021 at 05:25AM by Avacados-Anonymous https://ift.tt/3757k70
When people are of like mind there is no need for a formal conspiracy.
Submitted February 10, 2021 at 05:37AM by VerbotenPublish https://ift.tt/2LAhDs2
You allow your asshole to write a story after every one of your shits.
Save your toilet paper and create a novel. Yes, I’m drunk.
Submitted February 10, 2021 at 05:38AM by TaggingSits https://ift.tt/2Z2piCM
Melee air soft games
You have all seen the memes about some guy getting a melee kill in a laser tag game. But what if we actually did it. We would do this with airsoft (laser tag vests are too bulky) games. Everybody is provided with a “knife” (imagine a plastic lightsaber but with only 1/4 of the blade) or a plastic night stick. Fists would be optional but discouraged. It would provide a more accurate simulation Of combat than before. The rules would be if night stick or “knife” hit you, you are out. If you get pinned down by someone you are also out. I think that this would be something coo. Also, which one do you think is better, airsoft or paintball? If this already exists apologies, I don’t do airsoft but would like to
Submitted February 10, 2021 at 05:38AM by CaydeWick https://ift.tt/36YQKFC
I didn't know Rammstein made a trailer for Resident Evil Village years ago
Submitted February 10, 2021 at 01:02AM by kron123456789 https://ift.tt/3rEexCQ
How to make detroit-style pizza at home
Submitted February 10, 2021 at 01:07AM by R_Whats_For_Dinner https://ift.tt/2MHxTs1
Do It Yourself Advertising with Phil
Submitted February 10, 2021 at 02:29AM by NewWhirledOrder https://ift.tt/3q4JVda
Goldfinger - Wellerman
Submitted February 10, 2021 at 02:29AM by progboy https://ift.tt/2N955Zg
Playing VR Cards Against Humanity until they bleed
Submitted February 10, 2021 at 02:45AM by DonkeyScience https://ift.tt/2MPn4UG
My little brothers montage
Submitted February 10, 2021 at 02:47AM by Shredder1811 https://ift.tt/3aOjCBD
Armored zombie brawl
Submitted February 10, 2021 at 02:51AM by Star_Trek_34 https://ift.tt/3a3gkLv
David Byrne Predicts the Future
Submitted February 10, 2021 at 04:24AM by -ImFatTony https://ift.tt/3tH9S4M
The amount of choreography and work put into this children's song is impressive.
Submitted February 10, 2021 at 04:27AM by JFX37 https://ift.tt/3p5me3k
1960's Psychiatric Interview/Questionnaire for Schizophrenic
Submitted February 10, 2021 at 04:40AM by Garbledoo https://ift.tt/3a30Nve
Ice To Boiling Timelapse
Submitted February 10, 2021 at 04:46AM by ImNOTCharo https://ift.tt/3q5DU01
Asteroid over Jupiter Florida
Submitted February 10, 2021 at 04:48AM by bgwinup https://ift.tt/2OnzmnH
My cat made this music video and just kidding I made this video but he is in it
Submitted February 10, 2021 at 04:48AM by marceliiine https://ift.tt/3jBaBQr
Stop taking glutton out of the food!
Submitted February 10, 2021 at 04:56AM by Rolloverbeethoven93 https://ift.tt/3a6nLBP
In the late 90s and early 2000s, PL fair were knowed as the famous & craziest school annual event in the entire southern Jakarta district. From throwing rock at the band member,uncontrollable moshing, and even overloaded crowd for some extends. This clip from the year 2002,shows chaos.
Submitted February 10, 2021 at 04:57AM by 4pa_- https://ift.tt/3cWx0X2
How to work from home, The Mitchell and Webb Look
Submitted February 10, 2021 at 05:01AM by altacan https://ift.tt/2N6Notb
the boys vs amber heard
Submitted February 10, 2021 at 05:03AM by JEDlMASTER https://ift.tt/3tK7mLe
5-Minute Crafts be like
Submitted February 10, 2021 at 05:10AM by mmmmmmmmichaelscott https://ift.tt/2LE0MEQ
Norm Macdonald on The View
Submitted February 10, 2021 at 05:16AM by StealinTime00 https://ift.tt/2ZfdsoZ
Footballer catches beer thrown from the crowd and drinks it whilst running
Submitted February 10, 2021 at 05:26AM by j___m___p https://ift.tt/3aTSYXY
Clouds are technically large bodies of water, making birds sky fish.
Submitted February 09, 2021 at 05:25AM by MileHighScrub https://ift.tt/3a3SOON
You've been alive all your Mum's life (in unfertilised egg form)
Submitted February 09, 2021 at 05:28AM by superUncleBob https://ift.tt/2Lyquur
Old people’s memories are bad because their hard drives are nearly full.
Submitted February 09, 2021 at 05:32AM by biggy2302 https://ift.tt/3tPIjXc
Arresting someone for rape makes you the horny police
Submitted February 09, 2021 at 05:34AM by Richton19 https://ift.tt/3q2QmgJ
Maybe trees are farming us. Providing us oxygen until we die and become compost for them.
Submitted February 09, 2021 at 05:34AM by pink_nesli https://ift.tt/3tF2vuJ
A problem only becomes a problem, like a solution only becomes a solution the moment rich people start getting involved.
Submitted February 09, 2021 at 05:41AM by essaivee https://ift.tt/3aNDN2t
Woman recounts the time she got arrested with David Bowie for weed which was a class C felony in 1976.
Submitted February 09, 2021 at 04:29AM by WritesUaSong https://ift.tt/3jy0WKc
ENOUGH | A Dream, A Nightmare, A Musical....Filmed Over 10 Years (Osca...
Submitted February 09, 2021 at 04:30AM by randomhaus64 https://ift.tt/36SxB8w
Baking Doggy Cakes with Tourette’s
Submitted February 09, 2021 at 04:36AM by Arve https://ift.tt/3tFbo7t
Defunctland: A look at the history of Disney's California Adventure (on its 20th anniversary)... and its worst attraction
Submitted February 09, 2021 at 04:38AM by MulciberTenebras https://ift.tt/3rAZaLj
The Last Brony - a mockumentary about the last male fan of My Little Pony
Submitted February 09, 2021 at 04:42AM by slipperyvegetable https://ift.tt/3a1v9hV
The Epic Meme Battle of Gamestop - I made this, please give me honest rating
Submitted February 09, 2021 at 04:47AM by Fabulous_Night_1164 https://ift.tt/3tHKk7s
I still find it hard to believe this Swedish cartoon aired on children's television channels.
Submitted February 09, 2021 at 04:50AM by SupperSquirter https://ift.tt/36SWwbK
1946 United States Propaganda Film About the Bikini Atoll Atomic Bomb Test (Operation Crossroads) - Bikini Islanders Evacuated
Submitted February 09, 2021 at 04:58AM by Most_Number https://ift.tt/3tGCxXO
Chav version of Arthur
Submitted February 09, 2021 at 05:02AM by Sportfreunde https://ift.tt/3tDFJmU
100 Days in a Minecraft World
Submitted February 09, 2021 at 05:06AM by ninjackson5 https://ift.tt/2Z0NMMq
A couple guys explain how to make make caribbean chicken tacos and have some beers.
Submitted February 09, 2021 at 05:07AM by EarballsMyEye https://ift.tt/3tEjVHH
A video I made discussing the freaky spongebob end credits.
Submitted February 09, 2021 at 05:10AM by Plantymonfoo https://ift.tt/3tHt1Un
Key & Peele - Ozamataz Buckshank’s Post-Game Interview.
Submitted February 09, 2021 at 05:11AM by SANAFABICH https://ift.tt/2Lyni1V
Fine Arts of Stool Humping
Submitted February 09, 2021 at 05:14AM by fjpeace https://ift.tt/3tCN4TL
Shawn Mathews - Sunshine Music Video
Submitted February 09, 2021 at 05:19AM by dopedancer https://ift.tt/2YV1nVI
Infiltrating A Pyramid Scheme: IM Academy
Submitted February 09, 2021 at 05:23AM by TheAtheistArab87 https://ift.tt/3q90QLW
If people could teleport from one place to another, babies could be teleported outside of their mother for birth.
Submitted February 08, 2021 at 05:28AM by dallyingberet https://ift.tt/2MzyT1f
The music algorithms will do more harm then good
How many bands will we never get to hear because the algorithms think we won't enjoy them
Submitted February 08, 2021 at 05:39AM by pap3rnote https://ift.tt/3rtIs0k
Being an adult is cleaning your kitchen during the super bowl
Submitted February 08, 2021 at 05:39AM by i_cant_turn_1eft https://ift.tt/39Vur5M
Terraforming Mars will probably never be a thing. Martian atmo is only 1% of Earth. You could never go outside without a suit even if you could breathe the air which you can't. The average temp year round is similar to Antarctica. And there's less sun.
Submitted February 08, 2021 at 05:41AM by NopeyNope_the_5th https://ift.tt/39WaoE8
The Chicago Bears - Super Bowl Shuffle
Submitted February 08, 2021 at 04:31AM by somery https://ift.tt/3pZ2mQl
This 1997 Kansas City Chiefs Snickers spot is still one of the best super bowl commercials of all time
Submitted February 08, 2021 at 01:28AM by SappyGilmore https://ift.tt/2OfDp5s
How to enjoy a -28 Celsius morning in Alberta, Canada
Submitted February 08, 2021 at 01:02AM by dire_bedlam https://ift.tt/36Pe1tu
Making coffee inspired by James Baldwin
Submitted February 08, 2021 at 12:55AM by ProfessorSTAFF https://ift.tt/39XlA3g
Romance - Vincente Gomez. Originally for guitar (piano arrangement)
Submitted February 08, 2021 at 12:46AM by Wafik-Adly https://ift.tt/36SQmIJ
More video of Glacial Lake Outburst Flood in Uttarakhand's Chamoli district (can see water breaking through dam)
Submitted February 08, 2021 at 12:39AM by finsterallen https://ift.tt/3oRUEq4
A video I put together using footage I shot over the course of 2020 to work on my framing and editing, feedback appreciated!
Submitted February 07, 2021 at 11:50PM by TheUnDankMeme27 https://ift.tt/3tBgamx
How not to help curb the spread — Super Bowl edition
Submitted February 08, 2021 at 04:50AM by alexiawins https://ift.tt/3jtROGH
Official Trailer | The Falcon and The Winter Soldier | Disney+
Submitted February 08, 2021 at 04:54AM by DemiFiendRSA https://ift.tt/36RXxky
One year ago: Festa di Sant'Agata 2020 in Catania, Sicily - Candelabra compilation.[OC]
Submitted February 07, 2021 at 09:37PM by fotoflo86 https://ift.tt/3cWvIeR
Made this for a gnod server, thought I'd share here (Original content)
Submitted February 08, 2021 at 04:55AM by Jerrythegoatlover556 https://ift.tt/3jqu32a
A fun looking YouTube art challenge called GeoSketchr where the creator draws while playing geoguessr its not bad.
Submitted February 08, 2021 at 04:57AM by CrazyArtist https://ift.tt/3rr48tS
my life in a nutshell
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