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The Little Mermaid is a dumb movie because Ariel could have just written notes to the Prince explaining her curse and gotten it fixed almost immediately

"Hi Prince Eric, this sea witch cursed me to be mute but if you kiss me my voice comes back, and I'm hot anyway so what have you got to lose? Hot ex-mermaid wants to kiss you, you gonna take me up on this or not? I'll even buy you dinner."



Submitted March 11, 2021 at 05:37AM by SasoDuck https://ift.tt/38t1KMo
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