Flies get into your home, into your car, into your tent and never seen to be able to get out. They always seem to be crawling on you in situations where it would be the least convenient for a tingly little fly to be crawling on you and never seem to leave you the fuck alone after that. They're also relatively hard to kill unless you catch them by surprise and if you miss they seem to just completely disappear. I don't know if they know advanced flying techniques but every single one of us has done our darndest to follow one around only for it to just blink out of existence for a moment and be completely lost.
I think flies are spies and not birds. There's probably a team of agents sitting in a room somewhere operating them, laughing their asses off watching you lose your mind trying to kill it. Meanwhile they're gathering info from every conceivable place where humans are found.
Submitted July 20, 2021 at 12:29AM by Nowhereman50 https://ift.tt/3y4nn0p