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Submitted January 01, 2022 at 07:26AM by AndrewEWiggin https://ift.tt/3pKUp...
Safety Entry could replace Emergency Exit signs.
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Submitted January 01, 2022 at 07:33AM by Sui-Generis1 https://ift.tt/3zgXQ...
You cross you’re fingers both for good luck and for lying.
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Submitted January 01, 2022 at 07:46AM by weasel5646 https://ift.tt/31i2N...
If you're alone tonight, you're not alone
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Submitted January 01, 2022 at 07:47AM by endlesspartone https://ift.tt/32SXH...
Everyone's mom was hot to someone at some point.
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Submitted January 01, 2022 at 07:47AM by lynivvinyl https://ift.tt/3Hp3Y...
Reptiles would save money from buying guitar picks, since they would just use one of their scales as a guitar pick.
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Submitted January 01, 2022 at 07:47AM by BorisStingy https://ift.tt/3EHUC...
Ron Howard has turned into an eldery chimpanzee.
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Submitted January 01, 2022 at 07:49AM by seriousquinoa https://ift.tt/32CDi...
Only fans compare to XXX cammers the same way escorts compare to prostitutes.
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Submitted January 01, 2022 at 05:50AM by legendoflink3 https://ift.tt/3qFY3...
Tonight, people are using a revolution to make a resolution.
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Submitted January 01, 2022 at 04:48AM by Agent223 https://ift.tt/3qGO2...
Sale prices show a more accurate estimate of what a product is really worth
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Submitted January 01, 2022 at 03:45AM by hdylan99 https://ift.tt/3zgzV...
Force nothing to control everything
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Submitted January 01, 2022 at 02:45AM by red-ed https://ift.tt/3qCp4...
You can never have half a magnet
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Submitted January 01, 2022 at 02:46AM by Privatizitaet https://ift.tt/3qFuO...
Needing an alibi just proves that you’re guilty until proven innocent
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Submitted January 01, 2022 at 02:47AM by OrbedXD https://ift.tt/3JpEl...
Betty White took the hit in 2021 so that it can only go up for 2022.
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Submitted January 01, 2022 at 01:49AM by sezdawg7 https://ift.tt/3zcuF...
Lepers really need to learn how to sew.
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Submitted January 01, 2022 at 12:48AM by Ctalkobt https://ift.tt/32y9B...
The more common something is, the less syllables it has.
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Submitted December 31, 2021 at 05:47AM by hearsdemons https://ift.tt/3eTh8...
Mario Kart teaches road rage to kids.
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Submitted December 31, 2021 at 04:47AM by NopeyNope_the_5th https://ift.tt/3Hj45...
The most unbelievable aspect of Wolverine's healing powers is how his body and facial hair regenerates like it was styled in a salon.
Here he is going from a burnt crisp to a well-groomed hairstyle: https://youtu.be/st2qd5d9Ys0?t=146
And here he is getting groomed in Japan: https://youtu.be/iBde1Eg4aGs?t=109
And getting a haircut later: https://youtu.be/nt-Fp5x11F8
Submitted December 31, 2021 at 03:46AM by Hall_Pitiful https://ift.tt/3qATC...
The NBA is the WWE of sports.
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Submitted December 31, 2021 at 02:39AM by grahambo66 https://ift.tt/3JwSN...
A person with Tourette's might actually drive better when drunk
Alcohol can often decrease symptoms of Tourette's, so they might be more reliable behind the wheel with some in their system.
Submitted December 31, 2021 at 01:49AM by The_Narwhal_Mage https://ift.tt/3FDdP...
Growing up watching movies with subtitles crewtes a generation of talks-in-theaters people.
... because you don't need to hear the dialogue.
Just a random observation by watching/listening to my wife and her dad watching TV and annoying me.
Submitted December 31, 2021 at 12:47AM by hoeskioeh https://ift.tt/3HiTf...
Vikings plundered the present and the future
Heard that vikings brought home the hot girls and left the ugly ones meaning that they sent england back several hundreds years in terms on genetic selection which explains why the english look like that.
Submitted December 30, 2021 at 05:49AM by charis345 https://ift.tt/3znyF...
The PR department of Pizza Express probably never expected their job to involve monitoring an international grooming and sex trafficking scandal and its implications for the Queen's second son
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Submitted December 30, 2021 at 04:50AM by quabquoz https://ift.tt/3Hp6B...
Women sporting the Cruela hairstyle are probably toxic.
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Submitted December 30, 2021 at 03:49AM by NopeyNope_the_5th https://ift.tt/3mGYK...
Just because it’s traditional, it doesn’t automatically become acceptable.
I suspect most people would object to to activities they, or their friends and family, approve of if the tradition no longer existed.
Submitted December 30, 2021 at 02:50AM by ramen2005 https://ift.tt/3JrV8...
Whenever you're in an intersection in Google Street View the traffic lights will always be green.
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Submitted December 30, 2021 at 01:42AM by Flikuh https://ift.tt/3JupG...
You need to be both strong and weak to be able to take your own life. Weak because you are not strong enough to continue living despite the hardships and overcome them. Strong because you need lots of guts to take your own life.
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Submitted December 30, 2021 at 12:49AM by Younosewho https://ift.tt/340Uh...
One of us will outlive all the rest of us.
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Submitted December 29, 2021 at 05:31AM by hockeybag7 https://ift.tt/3mEIo...
We are charged extra for adding ingredients to our food at restaurants but money is not deducted when we remove ingredients.
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Submitted December 29, 2021 at 05:34AM by 92Freebanz https://ift.tt/3JosM...
Money can't buy you love, but it can buy you all the aspects of love that are not ultimately disappointing and painful.
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Submitted December 29, 2021 at 05:34AM by phthophth https://ift.tt/3mER7...
More people transitioning to their true gender will result in the presence of Glory Holes within women’s restrooms.
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Submitted December 29, 2021 at 05:36AM by WrinklyEye https://ift.tt/3z9bs...
You have already met people that will be at your funeral
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Submitted December 29, 2021 at 05:36AM by justjay9507 https://ift.tt/3HmJs...
A well loved dog accumulates no wealth in its lifetime
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Submitted December 29, 2021 at 05:37AM by MojoRollin https://ift.tt/3mH6C...
There is no point having social media feeds anymore. The ads and recommendations have turned them into streams of random posts.
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Submitted December 29, 2021 at 05:47AM by Bunjireddits https://ift.tt/3z6RU...
Best weapon to kill a vampire is probably not a silver bullet or wooden stake through the heart, but a hand-grenade.
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Submitted December 29, 2021 at 04:50AM by duchossois https://ift.tt/3z3rx...
When you buy a bigger house you essentially buy more space
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Submitted December 29, 2021 at 03:49AM by vdw9012 https://ift.tt/3mHjL...
If people had the opportunity to watch a trailer previewing their horrific nightmare before falling asleep, they probably would choose to pull an all nighter.
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Submitted December 29, 2021 at 02:48AM by ejsfsc07 https://ift.tt/349c9...
At some point in the future children will think it's impressive that we could watch TV without the internet.
Internet is becoming the most popular way to watch TV. At some point in the future satellite tv will be obsolete just like antenna tv is obsolete now. When then happens we will be be able to tell our children that we used to be able to watch TV without the internet.
Submitted December 29, 2021 at 01:50AM by Westernwolf95 https://ift.tt/3EAn8...
A setback can still be forward moving.
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Submitted December 29, 2021 at 12:41AM by PalmFingerNails https://ift.tt/3FBNC...
We basically breath in plant farts.
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Submitted December 28, 2021 at 04:50AM by scopermonstar https://ift.tt/3HghI...
Rich people never put front license plates on their luxury cars.
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Submitted December 28, 2021 at 03:50AM by tiiiqii https://ift.tt/341Wc...
Pornstars always fuck their coworkers.
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Submitted December 28, 2021 at 02:48AM by wannabe_sloth https://ift.tt/32xXj...
Chuck Norris is the most universally accepted badass
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Submitted December 28, 2021 at 01:49AM by GreatestBagel https://ift.tt/3HjvH...
Water can't be used as a metaphor for humans since a metaphor uses something to symbolize something different and humans are 70% water so it's only 30% a metaphor
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Submitted December 28, 2021 at 12:46AM by Tavor1423 https://ift.tt/3H75D...
It is alright to go into 2022 without goals. You don't have to push yourself to whatever limit the society tries to set for you. One can just chill, relax and prioritise health over everything else. Enjoy 2022 and beyond, enjoy life.
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Submitted December 28, 2021 at 12:48AM by blighty800 https://ift.tt/3euKi...
JoJo Siwa can legally make content on PornHub
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Submitted December 27, 2021 at 05:44AM by Vasculartubliorcosis https://ift.tt/3sAKU...
It's impossible for us to imagine ways of perceiving reality other than our senses (if they exist).
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Submitted December 27, 2021 at 04:49AM by MyNameSpaghette https://ift.tt/3EvYi...
Some relationships are so devastating that they’ll hinder us from starting a new one.
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Submitted December 27, 2021 at 03:48AM by sirmattimous https://ift.tt/30ZeZ...
It's too bad the Bermuda triangle doesn't affect plastic
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Submitted December 27, 2021 at 02:48AM by Assorted_Education_ https://ift.tt/3eoYY...
We’ve gone full circle with cable tv pricing into multiple streaming services
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Submitted December 27, 2021 at 01:47AM by Youeclipsedbyme https://ift.tt/3enIB...
A good sad movie is when even when you have been spoiled or it is heavily implied that it's gonna come, you still cry anyway
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Submitted December 27, 2021 at 12:48AM by doflamingo13 https://ift.tt/3Jnfl...
The combined credits from all the Star Wars movies could make a full length film of just credits.
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Submitted December 26, 2021 at 05:48AM by wfezzari https://ift.tt/3mxcp...
Stuff like going to shop can change the way you die
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Submitted December 26, 2021 at 04:50AM by fiskars12345 https://ift.tt/311dr...
Christmas Eve feels a lot more Christmasy than Christmas Day
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Submitted December 26, 2021 at 03:29AM by _BenBdaMan_ https://ift.tt/3Jh4s...
The Muppets had the first cinematic universe
They had TV shows, movies, cameos... and they're still going on!
Submitted December 26, 2021 at 03:29AM by kozinc https://ift.tt/3eoDc...
Dark matter is actually the civilized part of the universe
We're not allowed to look at it and won't be unless we prove we can behave.
Submitted December 26, 2021 at 03:36AM by FThibaudeau https://ift.tt/3szHH...
Microwaves have like 32 buttons but you only need about 4
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Submitted December 26, 2021 at 03:39AM by colorfulsoul_ https://ift.tt/3prjY...
Your keyboard technically knows your search history.
And it's unclearable.
Submitted December 26, 2021 at 03:47AM by Dementedpotato69 https://ift.tt/3Ep58...
Photons aren’t made for seeing, our eyes just use them for seeing
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Submitted December 26, 2021 at 02:49AM by tomas_sofas https://ift.tt/3Hfna...
Among the treacherous, merciful and wise, the treacherous wins, the merciful dies and the wise leaves midway.
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Submitted December 26, 2021 at 01:49AM by Wisd_Om https://ift.tt/3qmS8...
Snow plow drivers are probably some of the only folks who wish for a green Christmas.
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Submitted December 26, 2021 at 12:45AM by stephenevets https://ift.tt/30YyF...
Back in the 1800s before technology cows were considered an appliance.
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Submitted December 25, 2021 at 05:49AM by Gary_October https://ift.tt/3psjb...
Chewing gum is teasing your stomach
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Submitted December 25, 2021 at 04:50AM by mrstipez https://ift.tt/3Hawu...
Dog toys are the dog versions of pacifiers.
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Submitted December 25, 2021 at 03:50AM by No-Professional-620 https://ift.tt/3qrdF...
Japanese text probably looks an awful lot like Chinese comic sans to someone who just got exposed to it.
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Submitted December 25, 2021 at 02:48AM by Lmao12869 https://ift.tt/3HbxL...
You don't actually bite down, you bite up.
Because of your lower jaw.
Submitted December 25, 2021 at 01:49AM by Russian_lover1 https://ift.tt/3EvPw...
It's more acceptable to pee while you're in the pool than to pee into the pool then jump in.
It's more acceptable to pee while you're in the pool than to pee into the pool then jump in.
Submitted December 25, 2021 at 12:48AM by thebereaver https://ift.tt/3sMZ1...
If you have hallucinations, headphones must be a fantastic way of pretending your having a real conversation
I mean, even if you are a little crazy, at least you don't look like one
Submitted December 24, 2021 at 05:47AM by aaminuk https://ift.tt/3yWuR...
Double shoulder amputees are likely the most comfortable little spoons, while singular are the most comfortable big spoons
Bilateral and single shoulder disarticulation respectively.
I write this as my arm goes numb under my partner...
Submitted December 24, 2021 at 04:49AM by un4truckable https://ift.tt/3el97...
Canonically Santa's reindeers can talk
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Submitted December 24, 2021 at 03:32AM by Sir_DeadBolt https://ift.tt/3z8tM...
Instead of getting bang for their buck, pornstars and prostitutes get bucks for their bang.
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Submitted December 24, 2021 at 03:34AM by omeyz https://ift.tt/3mplV...
100 calories of spinach would have more carbohydrates than 100 calories of any candy bar
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Submitted December 24, 2021 at 03:36AM by JiJiangNumbaWan https://ift.tt/3qpin...
Jose Feliciano definitely fucked Groupies after closing out a set with feliz navidad
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Submitted December 24, 2021 at 03:45AM by thesoftopening https://ift.tt/3H8kC...
If stupid ideas catch on they become genius ideas
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Submitted December 24, 2021 at 03:47AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/3ElwN...
Being a voice actor must be hard considering how most people hate the sound of their own voice
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Submitted December 24, 2021 at 02:46AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/3yUpz...
Lamb and veal are the freshest of the meats.
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Submitted December 24, 2021 at 01:46AM by JesseCatchatori https://ift.tt/3ErcJ...
The reason why we like warm milk probably comes from us nursing as infants.
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Submitted December 24, 2021 at 12:46AM by ashthundercrow https://ift.tt/3HbO2...
Pac-Man would become an oval both if he went on a diet and if he ate more.
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Submitted December 23, 2021 at 05:49AM by Foppeh https://ift.tt/3stKX...
The Harry Potter world is real but muggles think it’s just fantasy fiction
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Submitted December 23, 2021 at 04:43AM by Critical_PotentiaL https://ift.tt/3phLV...
Whoever Sapeena is, she doesn’t like anyone
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Submitted December 23, 2021 at 04:43AM by RasheenHyuga https://ift.tt/32sV4...
There used to be swear jars, but there needs to be negative self talk jars.
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Submitted December 23, 2021 at 04:45AM by Doctathunder https://ift.tt/3qmXM...
Wolverine cannot swim due to his adamantium skeleton
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Submitted December 23, 2021 at 04:46AM by Shendow https://ift.tt/3FoSG...
We can see our past though we cannot change it meanwhile we can change our future though we cannot see it.
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Submitted December 23, 2021 at 04:46AM by lestaz_ https://ift.tt/3pkIi...
Calling someone a pussy equates them with the most battle-ready of all human parts.
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Submitted December 23, 2021 at 03:49AM by ChronicContrition https://ift.tt/32wed...
Just once, I’d like to see the pile of cardboard boxes that get driven through in movie chase scenes filled with bowling balls or anvils.
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Submitted December 23, 2021 at 01:38AM by Highlander2748 https://ift.tt/3msxM...
Someone, somewhere, at some point learned things the easy way.
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Submitted December 23, 2021 at 12:41AM by Norva https://ift.tt/3yR6s...
Browsing content in the future could just be autogenerated by own brains.
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Submitted December 22, 2021 at 05:48AM by sirmattimous https://ift.tt/3EmpK...
Gollum would have floated on the lava.
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Submitted December 22, 2021 at 04:46AM by thermidorthelobster https://ift.tt/3J5rc...
There are 2700 billionaires, but only 15 black billionaires
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Submitted December 22, 2021 at 03:39AM by 123sked https://ift.tt/3phFm...
Every mundane thing we use had to be invented.
Someone invented the spoon, someone invented string, someone invented the doorknob. The list is endless.
Submitted December 22, 2021 at 03:40AM by FlamingoQueen669 https://ift.tt/3ec6U...
There are a lot of perfect partners for every person but only a tiny percentage of them are actually options because of where they are in the world.
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Submitted December 22, 2021 at 03:40AM by TheLastPotatoOnEarth https://ift.tt/3yOlV...
In high crime areas of the country homeowners can efficiently take out their garbage just by wrapping it up on the porch as if it's a courier package
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Submitted December 22, 2021 at 03:41AM by havereddit https://ift.tt/3J60q...
The average 2-3 year life span of a rat has some pretty depressing implications for Ratatouille
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Submitted December 22, 2021 at 03:49AM by PretentiousTeaTowel https://ift.tt/3FqzU...
The water flossing machine the dentist uses is kind of like a mini pressure washer.
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Submitted December 22, 2021 at 02:50AM by i-give-up-right-now https://ift.tt/3phuG...
Maybe goths are depressed because they’re low on vitamin d.
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Submitted December 22, 2021 at 01:51AM by ClusterFix https://ift.tt/3J6N4...
The only single-use plastics people will continue to promote is condoms.
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Submitted December 22, 2021 at 12:50AM by Safebox https://ift.tt/3Emwc...
If your eyes blinked at different times you would never miss anything.
Do better evolution.
Submitted December 21, 2021 at 04:50AM by csaliture https://ift.tt/3yOFK...
Centaur robots would probably be more adaptable than bipedal robots.
Bipedal robots are hard. Boston Dynamics' Atlas is probably the most advanced, but it's still not really cut out for adaptive tasks (yet). Spot on the other hand is very adaptable for a wide range of tasks. It has one fatal flaw if you want to use it for human-replacable tasks; it's too short to reach counter tops, even with its freaky arm thing....
Assuming no close family two similar looking people could swap lives if they wanted to shed their identities completely.
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Submitted December 21, 2021 at 02:49AM by ImMrNimbus https://ift.tt/3yJHj...
It's technically possible to draw a piece of art from a first-person perspective.
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Submitted December 21, 2021 at 01:43AM by Jaxxie573 https://ift.tt/3mlyN...
Men shake the gas pump nozzle more frequently then women
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Submitted December 21, 2021 at 01:45AM by jacobdajedi https://ift.tt/3GXZz...
Hela just wanted some peace and quiet man younger siblings are hard , also, the fact that Odin imprisoned her for following his ideals that he brought her up on and yeah (Marvel Tjor Ragnarok thought)
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Submitted December 21, 2021 at 12:48AM by Macandcheeseyay https://ift.tt/3pdsm...
Growing up on the internet is realising that the amish aren't crazy.
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Submitted December 20, 2021 at 05:48AM by Thevoidawaits_u https://ift.tt/3siQH...
Gen Z doesn't know what it's like to have parents that don't understand the internet.
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Submitted December 20, 2021 at 04:34AM by Notesandstuff https://ift.tt/3FjuO...
Every living person won their first race.
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Submitted December 20, 2021 at 04:36AM by G_man252 https://ift.tt/3e9PO...
Don’t forget to wash behind your ears
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Submitted December 20, 2021 at 04:37AM by Ray_Pingeau https://ift.tt/3miQe...
Animals that are artificially inseminated must think it's like immaculate conception or something
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Submitted December 20, 2021 at 04:39AM by Trashman56 https://ift.tt/3295D...
Apology, when demanded is never genuine.
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Submitted December 20, 2021 at 04:47AM by Sloom732 https://ift.tt/32eB6...
If cat girls were to exist, they would have 4 ears
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Submitted December 20, 2021 at 03:41AM by crappy6969 https://ift.tt/3GWRW...
Some icons may have a longer lifespan than the technology they are modeled after (ex. - floppy discs as save icons)
There are more potential examples - digital calculators, rotary/cord style phones, etc.
Submitted December 20, 2021 at 02:48AM by Currie_Climax https://ift.tt/3J0Pd...
We try to understand mental helth issues via physical traces.
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Submitted December 20, 2021 at 01:48AM by vasekgamescz https://ift.tt/3qaFT...
Some of us will become fossils in the future.
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Submitted December 20, 2021 at 12:49AM by Darierel https://ift.tt/3skbu...
Many chefs have unknowingly prepared someone’s last meal
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Submitted December 19, 2021 at 05:49AM by Squishy_Boy https://ift.tt/3GTPp...
Even if only 1% of people thought you were attractive, that would still leave 78 million people who could find you attractive.
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Submitted December 19, 2021 at 04:47AM by EverythingOver https://ift.tt/33IcD...
People who accuse others of falling victim to the Dunning-Kruger effect are, in fact, themselves falling victim to the Dunning-Kruger effect.
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Submitted December 19, 2021 at 03:48AM by kinglax https://ift.tt/3e55n...
They show real patients in HIV treatment commercials but not on any antidepressant or pain treatment ones.
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Submitted December 19, 2021 at 02:47AM by Thisisredred https://ift.tt/3IVh0...
We probably all see different colors
we probably all see different colors but interpret them the same
Submitted December 19, 2021 at 01:50AM by carson_king_YT https://ift.tt/3EdmM...
You can't prove someone isn't immortal until they die, so we are all technically immortal
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Submitted December 19, 2021 at 12:47AM by PaladinGamer563 https://ift.tt/3Fb3E...
Passengering While Intoxicated (PWI) might be a thing after robo-taxis make it big.
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Submitted December 18, 2021 at 04:49AM by pi--ip https://ift.tt/3e4XM...
People stare at you for longer if you look like someone else.
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Submitted December 18, 2021 at 03:45AM by RamsesThePigeon https://ift.tt/32dt7...
If you melt milk chocolate, you don’t get chocolate milk.
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Submitted December 18, 2021 at 03:46AM by arsenalgarbage https://ift.tt/3scf4...
Most people interact with their butthole daily but have no clue what it looks like.
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Submitted December 18, 2021 at 02:50AM by SpaceForceSloth https://ift.tt/3Ejm5...
Being the 3rd planet from the Sun makes us all 3rd world countries.
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Submitted December 18, 2021 at 01:49AM by jj-squirts https://ift.tt/3e3Az...
28 centuries later will only be popular in the 21st century hahaha
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Submitted December 18, 2021 at 12:46AM by defpara https://ift.tt/3med5...
There's Jane, Jean, Joan, and June, but there's only a Jine if you're saying Jane with an Australian accent
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Submitted December 17, 2021 at 05:44AM by NeverEnoughMuppets https://ift.tt/3Fb1S...
It's not a spelling mistake if you did it on purpose.
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Submitted December 17, 2021 at 04:49AM by NeoDogYT https://ift.tt/3mdKI...
In LOTR, Orks must think that all elf weapons have a blue glow.
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Submitted December 17, 2021 at 03:43AM by Volmag https://ift.tt/33qQB...
Pools are great for holding water
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Submitted December 17, 2021 at 02:48AM by rface45 https://ift.tt/30wvK...
Bed head and road head are not to be confused.
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Submitted December 17, 2021 at 01:44AM by zubie_wanders https://ift.tt/3m7hS...
The person in charge of playing music during a car ride has one of the biggest responsibilities
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Submitted December 17, 2021 at 12:48AM by ThePettyPilot https://ift.tt/3mdIV...
Telling someone to hang in there might encourage them to end themselves.
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Submitted December 16, 2021 at 01:40AM by ChronicContrition https://ift.tt/3m80S...
Boneless chicken wings are a lie! They’re just chicken nuggets renamed so adults feel comfortable ordering them.
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Submitted December 16, 2021 at 12:51AM by NinthOman https://ift.tt/3F48k...
Round 1 Group 4 - King of the Mountain Diecast Car Racing Tournament
https://youtu.be/hPg7lP_Xl8U
Submitted December 15, 2021 at 03:10AM by RobLach https://ift.tt/3IPcR...
As Native English speakers, we only get to hear the somewhat productive people from non-english 1st language countries who are capable of learning a second language
This may disort our view on non English speakers because we only hear about the intelligent ones.
Submitted December 15, 2021 at 02:47AM by benjarminj https://ift.tt/3s3sb...
Orinoco flow - ENYA
https://youtu.be/LTrk4X9ACtw
Submitted December 15, 2021 at 02:08AM by Hypogel https://ift.tt/3DQtM...
Texting has helped lower the rate of complete illiteracy.
Most people with a phone can make out LOL, OMG, and CU L8R.
Submitted December 15, 2021 at 01:49AM by lady__jane https://ift.tt/3IJiq...
How Army snipers create their camo ghillie suits for combat
https://youtu.be/hpK8jJvWzCg
Submitted December 15, 2021 at 01:17AM by Abyssrealm https://ift.tt/3s6YG...
You could alter your diet in a way that allows you to always have ghost poops, you’d never have to wipe.
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Submitted December 15, 2021 at 12:50AM by idrkwhattodorn https://ift.tt/3m4nh...
Weeding Out The Stoned at New York Comedy Festival
https://youtu.be/bFra0GecZkc
Submitted December 15, 2021 at 12:04AM by Twistodium https://ift.tt/3s0vs...
Crazy Burpee and Kettlebell Workout Done Backwards!!
https://youtu.be/3_MztnnjIWg
Submitted December 15, 2021 at 12:13AM by ---Tsing__Tao--- https://ift.tt/3F0sB...
Margaret Hamilton (the Wicked Witch of the West) Visits Mister Rogers Neighborhood
https://youtu.be/vEY5EkUR6_M
Submitted December 15, 2021 at 12:16AM by pantherfanalex https://ift.tt/3oSR0...
is the game Chorus worth it? A third - person space combat game
https://youtu.be/yNA_yht-KCs
Submitted December 15, 2021 at 12:16AM by EricGlassVideos https://ift.tt/3pWjd...
Anonymous hero donates hospital 200 kidneys
https://youtu.be/D_5nLxZVoPo??
Submitted December 15, 2021 at 12:23AM by Ironically__Swiss https://ift.tt/3dVWJ...
When you’re a child, it’s cute to be missing your front teeth. When you’re an adult, it’s creepy.
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Submitted December 14, 2021 at 03:46AM by EchoPerson14 https://ift.tt/3EUJ1...
TV Funhouse: The Narrator That Ruined Christmas - SNL
https://youtu.be/UihZm6T2T5g
Submitted December 14, 2021 at 03:18AM by ohdamnyourarat https://ift.tt/3yp8y...
Santa in movies and tv is always shown flying away into the sky rather than the next house.
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Submitted December 14, 2021 at 02:48AM by Ms74k_ten_c https://ift.tt/3dNXg...
Daicon IV Opening Animation - 1983 anime shortfilm by the group of aficionados who would later found studio Gainax (Evangelion, FLCL, Gurren Lagann, among others). Possibly the truest portrait of peak early-80s otaku culture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDN68LxWW-8&t=335s
Submitted December 14, 2021 at 02:14AM by ShoutAtThe_Devil https://ift.tt/3saOT...
If you hire someone to push a trolley around a store for you, the cost to hire the guy would basically be the shipping fee of what you bought.
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Submitted December 14, 2021 at 01:50AM by SexyNuggetMan https://ift.tt/3yoTt...
If you traumatise somebody while teaching a Lesson they will never forget that Lesson.
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Submitted December 14, 2021 at 12:49AM by derDunkelElf https://ift.tt/3ERtj...
Michael Barbaro from the Daily (New York Times) hmm'ing Jingle Bells
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKpiNSgytmI
Submitted December 14, 2021 at 12:08AM by oceanrainbows https://ift.tt/3ERn8...
There are foxes that say hehehehe
https://youtu.be/fQVhppRP4Wo
Submitted December 13, 2021 at 02:19AM by Abyssrealm https://ift.tt/3pOI6...
We’ve woken up thousands of times and most of us still aren’t good at it
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Submitted December 13, 2021 at 01:49AM by cnest777 https://ift.tt/3oMSO...
Instead of an enjoyable Holiday, Christmas feels like a deadline
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Submitted December 13, 2021 at 01:49AM by cnest777 https://ift.tt/3IJAl...
College Sweetheart Proposal at St. Xavier’s College, Mumbai
https://youtu.be/AjwtKicR2cw
Submitted December 13, 2021 at 01:22AM by Yslcouture https://ift.tt/3GzmZ...
Chocolate teaches us that you have to have some sugar to appreciate the bitterness.
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Submitted December 13, 2021 at 12:49AM by ceaandk https://ift.tt/3oMaR...
Dope ass visualiser
https://youtu.be/QLnwsU51WeM
Submitted December 12, 2021 at 03:15AM by amy2kim22 https://ift.tt/3lXuH...
You can breathe under water
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Submitted December 12, 2021 at 02:48AM by Stardle https://ift.tt/3DZ7n...
Startling a Pregnant Bear
https://youtu.be/LFyIzk743QQ
Submitted December 12, 2021 at 02:14AM by douglaschick https://ift.tt/3pLA1...
Harry Potter's wand basically acts like a voice assistant
Flipendo!
Submitted December 12, 2021 at 01:50AM by Storemanager https://ift.tt/3pQDE...
A great dissection of why The Wheel of Time feels so off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESqAvQee8DE&t=281s
Submitted December 12, 2021 at 01:15AM by ishtar_the_move https://ift.tt/3pRw4...
Everybody has had at least one out-of-body experience, when they were born.
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Submitted December 12, 2021 at 12:48AM by TheNerdChaplain https://ift.tt/3GDRn...
Mike Nesmith & Frank Zappa in an after show short from The Monkees
https://youtu.be/dLXVz5fms10
Submitted December 11, 2021 at 03:20AM by roadtrip-ne https://ift.tt/3rU9X...
You feel more cold when you're sad & crying inside
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Submitted December 11, 2021 at 02:48AM by marvelnerd09 https://ift.tt/3DGNl...
Spider-Man No Way Home UNLEASH Trailer
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tw9ins2eu38&feature=share
Submitted December 11, 2021 at 02:22AM by Dependent_Method_446 https://ift.tt/3rZyR...
Technically all uniforms are costumes.
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Submitted December 11, 2021 at 01:50AM by TheTrueFlexKavana https://ift.tt/31Kll...
Facebook requiem - Socialize the Social Network! | ZDF Magazin Royale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN3tCHUQsz8
Submitted December 11, 2021 at 01:24AM by ozejan1 https://ift.tt/3yceH...
The problem with 10.30pm is that it comes exactly one minute before 2.30am if you're not careful.
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Submitted December 11, 2021 at 12:47AM by Mr-Irrelevance https://ift.tt/3rWo0...
Abandoned House - Now totally leveled
https://youtu.be/HrkOfP8cyDE
Submitted December 10, 2021 at 03:24AM by YunsAvatar https://ift.tt/3rShd...
Your mind if neither your friend nor your enemy.
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Submitted December 10, 2021 at 02:51AM by Ok_Pie_1054 https://ift.tt/3lQRb...
Keep moving on..
https://youtu.be/QLnwsU51WeM
Submitted December 10, 2021 at 02:16AM by amy2kim22 https://ift.tt/3ybD2...
Highschool never ends the stakes just get higher and money and power are involved
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Submitted December 10, 2021 at 01:46AM by IRHABI313 https://ift.tt/3DGSL...
Drugs are a big part of a lot of the music we listen to, ie. hard rock, psychedelic rock obviously, gangsta rap, techno
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Submitted December 10, 2021 at 01:47AM by OMIWA https://ift.tt/3Gy1N...
Pouring the milk before the cereal is no different than putting ice in a drink.
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Submitted December 10, 2021 at 01:47AM by Spladook https://ift.tt/3pFjY...
Can’t trust people that don’t have cases on their phone.
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Submitted December 10, 2021 at 01:48AM by thirddoorontheright https://ift.tt/339WA...
Human faeces is more gross than any other animal's faeces.
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Submitted December 10, 2021 at 01:48AM by Scatterer26 https://ift.tt/3dDkG...
history teachers trying to relate to middle schoolers
https://youtu.be/XRVbvOHv_MA
Submitted December 10, 2021 at 01:11AM by TheOsttle https://ift.tt/3DFYu...
Global Supply Chain Shortage is the planet Earth itself going on a strike.
Didn't study economic and know that it probably doesn't work like that but this thought sounds right in my head.
Submitted December 10, 2021 at 12:48AM by ruchesmowse https://ift.tt/3Gm08...
My favorite moment in game show history
https://youtu.be/M2AWKfMvDtw
Submitted December 10, 2021 at 12:19AM by eyelashellhole https://ift.tt/3dBq6...
Life is the only sandbox game where you can make a sandbox game
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Submitted December 09, 2021 at 02:47AM by zemonlesty https://ift.tt/3y9E5...
The Chicken Game
https://youtu.be/Wck6jyN-5so
Submitted December 09, 2021 at 02:19AM by CptBloodyObvious https://ift.tt/31FgD...
PC gamers have chosen to use a writing utensil as their controller.
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Submitted December 09, 2021 at 01:51AM by shibashroom https://ift.tt/3Guw7...
How I became the bomb - Ulay, Oh (check comments for explanation)
https://youtu.be/j4f4-9osaeg
Submitted December 09, 2021 at 01:13AM by cortthejudge97 https://ift.tt/3lMAO...
If police cars looked like normal cars, everyone would go the speed limit.
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Submitted December 09, 2021 at 12:49AM by CentrePeace https://ift.tt/3dvkd...
ZSU 57-2 is scary
https://youtu.be/4rZClMvz9C4
Submitted December 08, 2021 at 03:27AM by samrhoad https://ift.tt/3lLUg...
If you were to go back to the distant past, you will still not be the smartest person on the planet despite having a modern education.
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Submitted December 08, 2021 at 02:47AM by De_faulty https://ift.tt/3GntT...
I just love this Christmas commercial. Christmas is all about sharing
https://youtu.be/Dh8WDNMTfQk
Submitted December 08, 2021 at 02:12AM by gianna_in_hell_as https://ift.tt/3y3or...
Idea for a petty greeting card company
Everything is pretty much the same as Hallmark but there’s a noticeable price sticker on the back making it look like you spent a ton on the card, but didn’t give a gift.
Submitted December 08, 2021 at 01:45AM by cozyapple https://ift.tt/3y4P0...
There will eventually be more naked people on the internet than people on earth.
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Submitted December 08, 2021 at 12:50AM by Smudgey90 https://ift.tt/3Iw0x...
Cristian's Lament - A short film about a relationship struggle and the 2009 film Terminator Salvation
https://ift.tt/3xEVL2b
Submitted December 08, 2021 at 12:25AM by CooneyKinte https://ift.tt/3y36k...
At some point in our life, we will all be outlived by a house fly.
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Submitted December 07, 2021 at 01:43AM by sickomoad https://ift.tt/3Ewz1...
If we could tell if someone went to heaven or hell it would make funerals either happier or so much sadder.
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Submitted December 07, 2021 at 01:45AM by TheIrishInternetGuy https://ift.tt/3Eqag...
Parents read books about how to raise children, but they never share those books with their children.
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Submitted December 07, 2021 at 01:45AM by MohammadRezaPahlavi https://ift.tt/3IoVX...
RKS Weekly Pokemon News
https://youtu.be/FOCmeivc3y4
Submitted December 07, 2021 at 12:38AM by Spencer1828 https://ift.tt/3rEtm...
The Gulf of Tonkin Incident, 1964 - Animated
https://youtu.be/hg_pNMv4iac
Submitted December 07, 2021 at 12:42AM by VikingTeddy https://ift.tt/3EKf7...
Youtube Dislike Oversight / How to Manipulate your Videos in 4k.
https://youtu.be/tEPmiLZfBbg
Submitted December 07, 2021 at 12:51AM by TheGameSays https://ift.tt/3GmWq...
Vishal Garg, CEO of Better.com, lays off 900 employees via Zoom call. Happy Holidays, everyone!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpjqbvLkPUw&t=1s
Submitted December 07, 2021 at 01:09AM by Swankishesque https://ift.tt/3rB7u...
KSP - the Boulle Rover [2:09]
https://youtu.be/Q9fU12qtu7Y
Submitted December 07, 2021 at 01:17AM by BrisChri https://ift.tt/3y1CZ...
As humans we were able to confirm that there are planets outside our galaxy, yet we don't know how deep the ocean's truly are.
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Submitted December 07, 2021 at 12:19AM by thishurtsdotjpg https://ift.tt/31v8y...
One day that Chrysler Town and County minivan is going to be sought after by car collectors for its reclining leather seats that only came in two model years.
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Submitted December 07, 2021 at 12:21AM by The-Greasy-Grungus https://ift.tt/31Dmx...
True Holiday Magic is somehow not hearing one Xmas song
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Submitted December 07, 2021 at 12:23AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/3Gj85...
Only bad things happen when daylight is described as broad.
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Submitted December 07, 2021 at 12:33AM by Axedtea https://ift.tt/3GiXV...
Mouths weren’t made for talking, just eating. We just happened to find another use for them and it really took off.
Next time someone talks to you think about how they’re using their food organ in a weird and trend-following way.
Submitted December 07, 2021 at 12:35AM by MrEHam https://ift.tt/3DGIG...
The major problem of society is that few of us think in meaningful ways, and even fewer try to change the world using those thoughts.
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Submitted December 07, 2021 at 12:39AM by TheLaziestPotato https://ift.tt/3rKJf...
Everyone is trying to stay in shape and eat healty, but the most popular restaurant is Mcdonalds and a bigmack is 6$, and a Salad is 12$
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Submitted December 07, 2021 at 12:47AM by j0b3nn https://ift.tt/3EH4u...
Animated Football (Soccer for Americans) Commentary
https://youtu.be/56SSuXNnnJg
Submitted December 07, 2021 at 12:10AM by Ciubowski https://ift.tt/3xXFG...
Twitch spokesperson explains how to follow Twitch's community guidelines which have been criticized for being often vague and subjectively interpreted by admins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXgj28e1gvU
Submitted December 07, 2021 at 12:15AM by I_PM_U_UR_REQUESTS https://ift.tt/3IlEE...
Belgium anti-lockdown protests
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIot1Wdou0E
Submitted December 07, 2021 at 12:24AM by flamingorange1203 https://ift.tt/3xZZi...
Pump it- Eskimo Callboy (partycore)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OnzkhQsmSag
Submitted December 07, 2021 at 12:25AM by staticbleak https://ift.tt/3rVzJ...
I got some new string lights for my Kitchen.
https://youtube.com/shorts/unaeey-8jBY?feature=share&
Submitted December 07, 2021 at 12:25AM by Bamres https://ift.tt/3y1lh...
Every counting system is base 10
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Submitted December 06, 2021 at 01:37AM by YuvalAmir https://ift.tt/3GdP1...
You’ve probably never seen a black fetus illustrated anywhere
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Submitted December 06, 2021 at 01:38AM by thenewyorkgod https://ift.tt/3dtii...
Water is the blandest drink in the world and the most satisfying.
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Submitted December 06, 2021 at 01:45AM by incredibleinkpen https://ift.tt/3onYi...
One day a man is gonna give birth with his dick
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Submitted December 06, 2021 at 01:49AM by Ok_Band6248 https://ift.tt/3pu40...
Visual magnetic fields chillout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lPjxgHK9zs
Submitted December 06, 2021 at 12:43AM by KiroSkr https://ift.tt/3y4KH...
Tetris player Cheez uses his own technique to destroy the previous world record
https://youtu.be/J_cBcRErFOo
Submitted December 06, 2021 at 12:44AM by Megaturtle10 https://ift.tt/3Dllf...
Relaxing Music for Meditation, DEEP SLEEP, AURA Cleansing & Falling in LOVE with Your Neighbours(HD)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfrjwS5Ljvs
Submitted December 06, 2021 at 01:00AM by Zombekas https://ift.tt/3Ip95...
Frozen 2 Mystery Minis Unboxing - Is It Worth It?
https://youtu.be/8GOxPzJUbPM
Submitted December 06, 2021 at 01:10AM by linas9 https://ift.tt/3dmju...
Garage rock band the Barbarians performing live on the TAMI Show in 1964. They were well known for the fact that their drummer played with a hook for a hand after losing their hand to an explosion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOWC7lhuKtQ
Submitted December 06, 2021 at 01:22AM by ryuundo https://ift.tt/3pwTJ...
Living in the twenty first century is realizing that you can be arrested simply because someone more important than you isn't making enough money.
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Submitted December 06, 2021 at 12:24AM by WarPlungers https://ift.tt/32W1V...
Porn, the only exception where picture composition hardly matters!
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Submitted December 06, 2021 at 12:29AM by need_a_side_hustle https://ift.tt/3EyM5...
We'll get to a point where old timers would recall what they could buy for $5 and the youngsters won't believe them
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Submitted December 06, 2021 at 12:30AM by Marvheemeyer85 https://ift.tt/3Emzc...
2018 was 4 year ago
This made me realize how fast time passes as we age(at least for me) I also couldn't believe that September was already 3 months ago.
Submitted December 06, 2021 at 12:37AM by AkI3002 https://ift.tt/2ZXqr...
Mashed potatoes are Irish guacamole.
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Submitted December 06, 2021 at 12:41AM by bearlegion https://ift.tt/3lCj8...
The all new Twitter™ Gold edition.
https://youtu.be/6Qz3xbkfPtM
Submitted December 05, 2021 at 11:37PM by maxadam456 https://ift.tt/31uYK...
Sugarcult - Bouncing Off The Walls | Sugarcult's debut album 'Start Static' turned 20 this year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMJUy_HN-00
Submitted December 05, 2021 at 11:45PM by RelevantWisdom https://ift.tt/3IjQd...
Pedal operation
https://youtu.be/XyH_6UM1ILA
Submitted December 05, 2021 at 11:56PM by MAMORU334 https://ift.tt/3rDJh...
Human-like robot "wakes up" as UK company unveils android Ameca
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCi3dib4u4c
Submitted December 06, 2021 at 12:17AM by QuicklyThisWay https://ift.tt/3rB72...
Best of cats
https://youtu.be/ZPGPc2Q6fo0
Submitted December 06, 2021 at 12:19AM by great_roy https://ift.tt/3oyxK...
You can answer any question. The only matter is will it be correct.
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Submitted December 05, 2021 at 01:43AM by Ipencja_66 https://ift.tt/3Do8M...
Everyone dies, but not everyone makes it to a death bed
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Submitted December 05, 2021 at 01:45AM by sikki_nixx https://ift.tt/3xSWk...
There’s a certain speed of tapping someone where it crosses from comforting or reassuring to instilling urgency
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Submitted December 05, 2021 at 01:48AM by umeys https://ift.tt/3xSWC...
Middle class pays $600k for a $200k house over 30 years, Upper class pays $600k for a $600k house overnight.
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Submitted December 05, 2021 at 01:49AM by baddragin https://ift.tt/3pqt2...
If Peacemaker and Black Adam have a fight in the DCEU we’d be able to see John Cena and The Rock go head to head again
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Submitted December 05, 2021 at 01:50AM by homieh https://ift.tt/3dr52...
Bing Crosby, The Andrews Sisters - Mele Kalikimaka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FezVApPddqU
Submitted December 05, 2021 at 01:06AM by rinsed_dota https://ift.tt/3pryV...
Neighbors in Tennessee city worry as Amazon packages pile up outside home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVQjEB2sxBw
Submitted December 05, 2021 at 01:09AM by YouShallSource https://ift.tt/3Ilfu...
I stumbled upon some random sisters baking brownies. Undiscovered, and hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8qkLoKisKM
Submitted December 05, 2021 at 01:17AM by jimmyelias https://ift.tt/3IdrA...
That time when Saudi Arabia slaughtered Russia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-VydZ2wArE
Submitted December 05, 2021 at 01:23AM by mr_loose_cannon https://ift.tt/3pusp...
How to make Power Metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9F0JGR6_zs
Submitted December 05, 2021 at 01:24AM by FeralGiraffeAttack https://ift.tt/3xSgu...
You are almost expected to piss in the shower, but piss in the sink and you're a monster
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Submitted December 05, 2021 at 12:34AM by rosetoesnose https://ift.tt/3GfQK...
if you dry out a watermelon how can it still be considered a watermelon
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Submitted December 05, 2021 at 12:36AM by Admiral_tax https://ift.tt/3lBuT...
Everyone (that have had sex) die after having sex
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Submitted December 05, 2021 at 12:41AM by ElKappaMc https://ift.tt/3Dqaw...
Everything is Preschool if you never attended school
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Submitted December 05, 2021 at 12:42AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/3Dqav...
The majority of people most financially stable when they're too old to truly enjoy their finances.
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Submitted December 05, 2021 at 12:43AM by frendlywizard https://ift.tt/3Ih28...
10 Extinct Animals Who Are Still Alive
https://youtu.be/y9VQwXpbW0w
Submitted December 04, 2021 at 11:52PM by Michgaming007 https://ift.tt/31rhR...
TIL that under the English Channel is an entombed boring machine from the 1800s
https://youtu.be/oeOBH2c3Bmk?t=562
Submitted December 05, 2021 at 12:04AM by ZeldenGM https://ift.tt/3omfa...
This guy took the cheesiest Christmas song and made it sound so good
https://youtu.be/zmgRi5PhOU0
Submitted December 05, 2021 at 12:07AM by BFreshFan1 https://ift.tt/3EBra...
SNL - Sincere guy stu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEtrT3E4vb8
Submitted December 05, 2021 at 12:21AM by GhostalMedia https://ift.tt/3ponE...
Ring in December with heavy metal Christmas music by the late Sir Christopher Lee
https://youtu.be/kfZtNVEqsBs
Submitted December 05, 2021 at 12:25AM by TheSmithySmith https://ift.tt/3dn4d...
Ghost Adventures Fart Edit
https://youtu.be/COcFHB_542c
Submitted December 04, 2021 at 02:15AM by Halestorm77 https://ift.tt/3Dghv...
Time-lapse video of digital portrait painting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW_j179d7BQ
Submitted December 04, 2021 at 02:16AM by mugdays https://ift.tt/3rzV7...
Gordon Ramsay Has Had Enough (Animated)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBhyT5BJJaU
Submitted December 04, 2021 at 02:16AM by stormGEO https://ift.tt/2ZUO0...
A beautiful reaction to hearing Johnny Cash sing "Hurt" for the first time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUGm1ill170
Submitted December 04, 2021 at 02:22AM by battlebeez https://ift.tt/3EouQ...
Kanye West and Will Smith are both proof
No matter how successful you are and how much money you’ll make never think you can please a bitch king term. It’s always only your turn.
Submitted December 04, 2021 at 01:43AM by Ipluggucci https://ift.tt/32ZgO...
Anything can be deluxe if you add lettuce and tomato
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Submitted December 04, 2021 at 01:44AM by seven3true https://ift.tt/3EqxD...
There probably is someone who genuinely tripped and fell only something that got stuck up their bottom but no one will ever believe them.
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Submitted December 04, 2021 at 01:45AM by splintorious https://ift.tt/3Eu3Z...
Mosh pits are for folks who are aren’t graceful enough to dance and are also super pissed about that
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Submitted December 04, 2021 at 01:47AM by Fishmike52 https://ift.tt/2ZPZP...
Competitive pay = dog poo pay
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Submitted December 04, 2021 at 01:49AM by Gary_October https://ift.tt/32RRH...
Due to the law of conservation of matter it’s possible that you could be breathing in ancient remnants of dino shit.
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Submitted December 04, 2021 at 12:35AM by ghostRyku https://ift.tt/3EmkA...
In the new non-offensive culture bill burr is the new andrew dice clay.
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Submitted December 04, 2021 at 12:35AM by covidTPbandit https://ift.tt/3xQVz...
as soon as you think of something that happened it was the past
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Submitted December 04, 2021 at 12:41AM by Beneficial_Bit_7534 https://ift.tt/3ppFF...
Caffeine is the only addiction that makes you more productive
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Submitted December 04, 2021 at 12:42AM by JustAGuyNamedEli https://ift.tt/3lzLt...
At some point in human history there were parents who wanted their children to stop running around hunting and gathering and settle down and farm.
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Submitted December 04, 2021 at 12:44AM by RowBowBooty https://ift.tt/31qf7...
Every Time an MCU Character Goes Through a Pane of Glass and Lives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yPb5BC0Isw
Submitted December 03, 2021 at 11:57PM by ThisIsMyFavoriteSub https://ift.tt/3pity...
Who hasn't dated Pete Davidson?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKq1QEyYOeo
Submitted December 03, 2021 at 11:59PM by lowbrowcow https://ift.tt/3olsL...
The kid in gym class who always got an ice pack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ5wFDSD9is
Submitted December 04, 2021 at 12:00AM by GenXUser https://ift.tt/3psyY...
THIS IS THE SMELLIEST PROPNIGHT VIDEO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plhGR6PSDgQ&t=1s
Submitted December 04, 2021 at 12:13AM by MetallicMakarov https://ift.tt/31tFc...
Autumn in Annapolis | DJI Mavic 2 Pro
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vdwCah94yXE&feature=share
Submitted December 04, 2021 at 12:14AM by zchmael https://ift.tt/3Eo09...
Everyone is a side character of each others story
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Submitted December 03, 2021 at 01:42AM by mistermika06 https://ift.tt/3ohMz...
Not all problems have a solution, but all solutions have a problem
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Submitted December 03, 2021 at 01:46AM by kuriboshoe https://ift.tt/32IrE...
If real life was an RPG, musicians would have the highest dexterity stats out of anyone
think about it, since they spend their time learning song on instruments they would need to have a dexterity stat so high compared to the average person, meaning that a bard should have the highest dexterity out of basically any class.
Submitted December 03, 2021 at 01:49AM by Rowquaza15 https://ift.tt/31p8P...
We are all serial killers.... of insects
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Submitted December 03, 2021 at 01:50AM by Moe613 https://ift.tt/3Gcss...
1,000 Rocky Mountain Miles On Electric Motorcycles
https://youtu.be/K0GsTP3KC_U
Submitted December 03, 2021 at 12:34AM by King_Ulio https://ift.tt/3rwwL...
Land vs Child: a survival show parody
https://youtu.be/xu0-g-ytq90
Submitted December 03, 2021 at 12:49AM by thatpiguy7 https://ift.tt/3xNrT...
Classic Peter Griffin
https://youtu.be/Z852_g7cEOc
Submitted December 03, 2021 at 01:03AM by four20productions https://ift.tt/3dgW0...
Patient at University of Louisville Hospital was shot in a drug deal gone wrong. Decides to film a music video about it in the hospital
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbfiphDFATU
Submitted December 03, 2021 at 01:11AM by MikiLove https://ift.tt/3xOlU...
[YTP] Crustal Poopsy Sales Sales Profits Sales
https://youtube.com/watch?v=f-Zb1MojVoM&feature=share
Submitted December 03, 2021 at 01:15AM by Myrandall https://ift.tt/3G980...
Alaska is the Northernmost, Westernmost, and Easternmost state in the Union.
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Submitted December 03, 2021 at 12:44AM by kartman701 https://ift.tt/3pocE...
Life feels like infinite side quests because we don't know how to progress the main story of why we're here in the first place.
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Submitted December 03, 2021 at 12:45AM by ASProtag https://ift.tt/3IjfV...
People with Alzheimer's can buy themselves Christmas presents.
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Submitted December 03, 2021 at 12:46AM by Kolosis https://ift.tt/3DjG5...
If you’re a woman you can rape a man and act victim cops won’t suspect a thing if you go out crying and dirty(sadge)
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Submitted December 03, 2021 at 12:46AM by Elijah_20o7 https://ift.tt/3oh7E...
In 100 years it will be normalized to comment on post of long dead people.
Assuming modern media like Facebook/Meta survive until then, it will be normal to view and comment on post made by said person from so long ago.
Submitted December 03, 2021 at 12:48AM by DrgnFyre https://ift.tt/3xPuT...
300 Burpees in 23 minutes 30 seconds.
https://youtu.be/ZuYi9OaiYdg
Submitted December 02, 2021 at 11:44PM by ---Tsing__Tao--- https://ift.tt/3lu81...
Russian Spy Sub Fleet
https://youtu.be/VXGkK-1qKho
Submitted December 02, 2021 at 11:46PM by VikingTeddy https://ift.tt/32UA7...
10 People Who Woke Up On Their Own Funeral
https://youtu.be/Q59U8X6z88w
Submitted December 02, 2021 at 11:53PM by Michgaming007 https://ift.tt/3Di6j...
Keeping your fridge stocked will get you many women
https://youtu.be/IBRL7D0wcXM
Submitted December 03, 2021 at 12:04AM by arealhumannotabot https://ift.tt/3xQa4...
Christmas Time is Here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0IML82O1hM
Submitted December 03, 2021 at 12:25AM by CynicTheCritic https://ift.tt/3pm1B...
Hot, warm, and cool are all positive attributes in people, but cold is negative.
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Submitted December 02, 2021 at 01:39AM by gLiTcHplays72 https://ift.tt/3pfQt...
Hungry, Horny, and Thirsty all feel the same.
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Submitted December 02, 2021 at 01:40AM by tjmaxal https://ift.tt/3pfYp...
Marshmallows are the mozzarella cheese of dessert
Firm and chewy when cold, and soft and stringy when melted. Same color and everything.
Submitted December 02, 2021 at 01:47AM by WannabeWalt https://ift.tt/3G8Cb...
If anybody else played Mrs Doubtfire, that film would have been a horror movie.
But because of Robin Williams, the film is regarded as a quintessential comedy.
He attempts to murder a man multiple times but its just played for laughs. Don't get me wrong, i do love this movie.
Submitted December 02, 2021 at 01:49AM by timetravellingbadass https://ift.tt/3xN6W...
Play Pico Park they said, it's a good bonding experience they said...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyXr9qJ4dfY
Submitted December 02, 2021 at 12:57AM by James-matthews2 https://ift.tt/3EgQl...
Paper airplane performs perfect landing on a tram in the snow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLBz3sFcBAg&ab_channel=CRBpaperplanes
Submitted December 02, 2021 at 12:58AM by WitchOfLostPaths https://ift.tt/3EfjR...
Matrix Multiplicative Magic Square
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5RyVs8sbx4
Submitted December 02, 2021 at 01:03AM by olzup https://ift.tt/3EdhU...
Footage of punk band Slaughter and the Dogs performing live at the Roxy, the punk mecca of 1977.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAX9_3aJqDs
Submitted December 02, 2021 at 01:11AM by ryuundo https://ift.tt/32S8A...
If Crowdfunding Sites Were Honest | Honest Ads
https://youtu.be/y1GWkMmcqLU
Submitted December 02, 2021 at 01:15AM by 16BitMode7 https://ift.tt/3G4Ue...
It's that time of year again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEy6VCBtALs
Submitted December 02, 2021 at 01:18AM by twinwindowfan https://ift.tt/3pfLi...
In a universe ruled by cartoon physics, years of natural selection would favor animals who never gain awareness of whether there is ground below them.
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Submitted December 02, 2021 at 12:36AM by DeepFiemott https://ift.tt/3dfLQ...
After being tested you immediately grow Which makes the score only relevant only to the past.
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Submitted December 02, 2021 at 12:41AM by OH-Kelly-DOH-Kelly https://ift.tt/3Im1H...
Smartphones have effectively killed off the challenge of crossword puzzles
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Submitted December 02, 2021 at 12:41AM by hufflepuffcirclejerk https://ift.tt/31cLq...
ones could keep their cat from becoming obese and stay fit by placing the food plate in a reachable yet hard to get to place like the top of the fridge
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Submitted December 02, 2021 at 12:43AM by kamealh https://ift.tt/3Daky...
There will be another CR7 in the future, but there is only 1 Messi
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Submitted December 02, 2021 at 12:44AM by t233967256 https://ift.tt/3Diej...
Strap-on Synthesizer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W197tGTqvsM
Submitted December 02, 2021 at 12:02AM by Zen1 https://ift.tt/3xLoF...
David Benioff & D.B. Weiss on how they ruined Game of Thrones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azzogwsTfPA
Submitted December 02, 2021 at 12:05AM by TriggurWarning https://ift.tt/3obPI...
Canadian Positivity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trbjJg5n7E4
Submitted December 02, 2021 at 12:10AM by scamperly https://ift.tt/3obko...
Girl takes a trip to measure King Kong’s balls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EbvM3DSvzc
Submitted December 02, 2021 at 12:22AM by Octaman https://ift.tt/3d95L...
Grass powered forest crane
https://youtu.be/_duYqKyqM-E
Submitted December 02, 2021 at 12:23AM by KooliTulistaja https://ift.tt/3xGUO...