No text found
Submitted May 01, 2022 at 03:40AM by stupidcasey https://ift.tt/bHfkaQm
Submitted May 01, 2022 at 03:40AM by stupidcasey https://ift.tt/bHfkaQm
When you eat too much of one thing you get bored of it, but when you eat sugar ,your brsin only craves more
I searched it and it's actually scientifically proven because sugar makes our brain release dopamine and other feel good hormones (just like how drugs do, but much milder) and it does't go down overtime unlike other food
Submitted May 01, 2022 at 03:50AM by Egg-celent https://ift.tt/ab8y6IM
The person giving head is actually in the dominant position
Your dick is in THEIR mouth. They can bite it off whenever they please
Submitted May 01, 2022 at 01:50AM by Realistic_Property56 https://ift.tt/Mu5pbAC
Almost every knot in existence probably came from someone who screwed up when tying a different knot
No text found
Submitted May 01, 2022 at 12:47AM by Iratebike https://ift.tt/NQ7rSX1
Submitted May 01, 2022 at 12:47AM by Iratebike https://ift.tt/NQ7rSX1
Doubled numbers are never odd…
Creds to my brother for this one
Submitted April 30, 2022 at 03:42AM by katmaes https://ift.tt/GZ6rsCa
Very few flat Sun conspiracies
No text found
Submitted April 30, 2022 at 03:43AM by magicmantesla https://ift.tt/6mTO4Hl
Submitted April 30, 2022 at 03:43AM by magicmantesla https://ift.tt/6mTO4Hl
April showers may bring May Flowers, but if April showers in bed it's a porno.
No text found
Submitted April 30, 2022 at 03:49AM by LeKrispyKreme https://ift.tt/cT3yfmE
Submitted April 30, 2022 at 03:49AM by LeKrispyKreme https://ift.tt/cT3yfmE
Daredevil could probably smell when someone in the room is on their period
No text found
Submitted April 30, 2022 at 01:49AM by lmaojustgotbanned https://ift.tt/pXe7kb1
Submitted April 30, 2022 at 01:49AM by lmaojustgotbanned https://ift.tt/pXe7kb1
People who lift weights to lose weight are actually getting heavier.
No text found
Submitted April 30, 2022 at 12:46AM by MidiGong https://ift.tt/SsfFRWM
Submitted April 30, 2022 at 12:46AM by MidiGong https://ift.tt/SsfFRWM
Baby changing tables need to be normalized in mens restrooms as well
No text found
Submitted April 29, 2022 at 04:47AM by DifferentIncome4647 https://ift.tt/tgsMGSd
Submitted April 29, 2022 at 04:47AM by DifferentIncome4647 https://ift.tt/tgsMGSd
Characters in animated shows never wear different clothes and characters in live action shows never wear the same clothes.
No text found
Submitted April 29, 2022 at 03:52AM by ashthundercrow https://ift.tt/WJQVRU2
Submitted April 29, 2022 at 03:52AM by ashthundercrow https://ift.tt/WJQVRU2
If a cop asked a miner what he was doing, whose car that was, and where is he going, he would just reply with mine.
No text found
Submitted April 29, 2022 at 02:49AM by Bruh_moment-plus https://ift.tt/Yq9xBSV
Submitted April 29, 2022 at 02:49AM by Bruh_moment-plus https://ift.tt/Yq9xBSV
An orange traffic cone has more authority than Biden does.
No text found
Submitted April 29, 2022 at 02:16AM by Enchanter1101 https://ift.tt/iUT5Hvg
Submitted April 29, 2022 at 02:16AM by Enchanter1101 https://ift.tt/iUT5Hvg
The first super intelligent AI will probably convince humans that it’s not so smart and then take control of the world.
No text found
Submitted April 29, 2022 at 12:48AM by rezard12 https://ift.tt/CIj6w4e
Submitted April 29, 2022 at 12:48AM by rezard12 https://ift.tt/CIj6w4e
most myths and monsters are probably made by people without glasses
No text found
Submitted April 28, 2022 at 04:49AM by JuggaloCorpse https://ift.tt/oXfdAev
Submitted April 28, 2022 at 04:49AM by JuggaloCorpse https://ift.tt/oXfdAev
If Salt bae and Johnny Depp dressed as each other, they would look uncannily same.
No text found
Submitted April 28, 2022 at 03:49AM by Yes_I_Readdit https://ift.tt/wtQ6Srp
Submitted April 28, 2022 at 03:49AM by Yes_I_Readdit https://ift.tt/wtQ6Srp
A species in the universe might is using our star for the genitalia of a constellation
No text found
Submitted April 28, 2022 at 02:44AM by IndependentCreepy169 https://ift.tt/zxwLtpI
Submitted April 28, 2022 at 02:44AM by IndependentCreepy169 https://ift.tt/zxwLtpI
Peak comedy is a man that bought a highly specialized tool and shows it proudly to the world.
No text found
Submitted April 28, 2022 at 02:03AM by I_am_unique6435 https://ift.tt/yDItXUO
Submitted April 28, 2022 at 02:03AM by I_am_unique6435 https://ift.tt/yDItXUO
Because you've blinked, you've never seen a whole movie before.
No text found
Submitted April 28, 2022 at 01:07AM by MakiRollio https://ift.tt/kuT6OCV
Submitted April 28, 2022 at 01:07AM by MakiRollio https://ift.tt/kuT6OCV
Actors can’t like their own shows/movies cause it’s always spoiled to them.
No text found
Submitted April 27, 2022 at 02:50AM by Trollex-exe https://ift.tt/GsJSPLF
Submitted April 27, 2022 at 02:50AM by Trollex-exe https://ift.tt/GsJSPLF
At some point you took a decision that killed 1000s of generations
No text found
Submitted April 27, 2022 at 01:47AM by NeXuS-1997 https://ift.tt/b4Ls1IE
Submitted April 27, 2022 at 01:47AM by NeXuS-1997 https://ift.tt/b4Ls1IE
The main purpose of a wallet besides holding money is to make you feel uncomfortable that way you know it's still there
No text found
Submitted April 27, 2022 at 12:36AM by eric8020123 https://ift.tt/XijYtnM
Submitted April 27, 2022 at 12:36AM by eric8020123 https://ift.tt/XijYtnM
When you walk in to a humid gym, you’re breathing the evaporated sweat off everyone’s genitals.
No text found
Submitted April 27, 2022 at 12:40AM by wouldgiveyouup https://ift.tt/cmG9Ulf
Submitted April 27, 2022 at 12:40AM by wouldgiveyouup https://ift.tt/cmG9Ulf
There has been a trilogy of failed Terminator trilogies.
No text found
Submitted April 27, 2022 at 12:40AM by oswaler https://ift.tt/gsRc3Mu
Submitted April 27, 2022 at 12:40AM by oswaler https://ift.tt/gsRc3Mu
Someone's therapist knows all about you
No text found
Submitted April 27, 2022 at 12:47AM by MeMyMentalHealthAndI https://ift.tt/FXH3yUi
Submitted April 27, 2022 at 12:47AM by MeMyMentalHealthAndI https://ift.tt/FXH3yUi
Calling people who illegally share software and movies pirates, makes them sound way cooler than they really are.
No text found
Submitted April 26, 2022 at 04:44AM by cruiserman_80 https://ift.tt/sKiwWY5
Submitted April 26, 2022 at 04:44AM by cruiserman_80 https://ift.tt/sKiwWY5
Somebody, somewhere, really just put a bunch of long dough tubes into water for a while and found out they liked it better that way.
It's not like pasta tastes bad in its uncooked form.
Submitted April 26, 2022 at 03:47AM by tisquares https://ift.tt/qnv43RG
person who invented the bra must have been despised by men all over
No text found
Submitted April 26, 2022 at 02:48AM by FerrousDerrius https://ift.tt/213NikX
Submitted April 26, 2022 at 02:48AM by FerrousDerrius https://ift.tt/213NikX
Domed sports games really suck to watch compared to outside games
No text found
Submitted April 26, 2022 at 12:48AM by scot816 https://ift.tt/zR5HdJ1
Submitted April 26, 2022 at 12:48AM by scot816 https://ift.tt/zR5HdJ1
The goal of golf is to play as little golf as possible
No text found
Submitted April 25, 2022 at 04:43AM by ZombieAlternative834 https://ift.tt/YU1sQ49
Submitted April 25, 2022 at 04:43AM by ZombieAlternative834 https://ift.tt/YU1sQ49
Your stomach thinks all potato’s are mashed.
No text found
Submitted April 25, 2022 at 03:46AM by Butterscotch-Ninja https://ift.tt/OoG8Dla
Submitted April 25, 2022 at 03:46AM by Butterscotch-Ninja https://ift.tt/OoG8Dla
you become unstoppable when you realise you don't need anyone
No text found
Submitted April 25, 2022 at 02:50AM by Zealousideal_Diet33 https://ift.tt/1L6vUIk
Submitted April 25, 2022 at 02:50AM by Zealousideal_Diet33 https://ift.tt/1L6vUIk
You’re never far from someone who will shamelessly pick their nose at a red light.
No text found
Submitted April 25, 2022 at 01:48AM by sirsquid https://ift.tt/w0GKoim
Submitted April 25, 2022 at 01:48AM by sirsquid https://ift.tt/w0GKoim
The more convenient technology gets, the more we have to rely on 'working out' to stay in shape
No text found
Submitted April 25, 2022 at 12:47AM by BaabyBear https://ift.tt/Med7SlA
Submitted April 25, 2022 at 12:47AM by BaabyBear https://ift.tt/Med7SlA
The more important the organ that sustain life, the less we have of it. For example, hair is the least important, so we have so many, heart is most important, but we only have 1
No text found
Submitted April 24, 2022 at 04:45AM by ChiMeraRa https://ift.tt/pSgZfUq
Submitted April 24, 2022 at 04:45AM by ChiMeraRa https://ift.tt/pSgZfUq
Johnny Depp is a hero for everyone who has been hit by their significant other.
It can't be easy to open up your entire personal life and past mistakes to shed light on the horrors of being hit by someone who claims to love you.
Submitted April 24, 2022 at 03:50AM by flomoromo https://ift.tt/YpUIm1a
Saving money for a rainy day feels great, until you need to use it.
No text found
Submitted April 24, 2022 at 02:49AM by AITAforthisusername https://ift.tt/KxV374N
Submitted April 24, 2022 at 02:49AM by AITAforthisusername https://ift.tt/KxV374N
Every day you wake up to an alarm you get a grey hair
No text found
Submitted April 24, 2022 at 01:47AM by 2old-you https://ift.tt/Q965Fvd
Submitted April 24, 2022 at 01:47AM by 2old-you https://ift.tt/Q965Fvd
Eating oranges in breakfast is considered weird but drinking orange juice is compeletely fine.
No text found
Submitted April 24, 2022 at 12:49AM by fellow_redditor5 https://ift.tt/oXIc64U
Submitted April 24, 2022 at 12:49AM by fellow_redditor5 https://ift.tt/oXIc64U
Top much of any good thing is a bad thing
No text found
Submitted April 23, 2022 at 01:47AM by ElStorm2012 https://ift.tt/vLQOTmY
Submitted April 23, 2022 at 01:47AM by ElStorm2012 https://ift.tt/vLQOTmY
You can't find your virginity when you lost it.
No text found
Submitted April 23, 2022 at 12:42AM by ramsayjohn https://ift.tt/5wyNLXK
Submitted April 23, 2022 at 12:42AM by ramsayjohn https://ift.tt/5wyNLXK
People will swap saliva and various other bodily fluids but they won’t put someone else’s booger up their nose.
No text found
Submitted April 23, 2022 at 12:45AM by HalfOffEveryWndsdy https://ift.tt/W2GVtwk
Submitted April 23, 2022 at 12:45AM by HalfOffEveryWndsdy https://ift.tt/W2GVtwk
Everything we do is recorded by some electronic device
No text found
Submitted April 23, 2022 at 12:45AM by Embarrassed-Mouse-49 https://ift.tt/5kTOH3W
Submitted April 23, 2022 at 12:45AM by Embarrassed-Mouse-49 https://ift.tt/5kTOH3W
straight men are actually rare!
It is actually really curious why effeminate straight men are so rare! If you think of it queer men can be of whatever degree masculine or feminine or something in between, the same applies to straight and queer women and of course non binary individuals. It's seems like straight men perceive femininity as something that makes them weak or something unacceptable...
Submitted April 23, 2022 at 12:47AM by fogredBromine https://ift.tt/luyDg8h
There are no stretch marks on our head, because our skin grows faster than our body.
No text found
Submitted April 23, 2022 at 12:49AM by Oopsidaizy https://ift.tt/CkrPIgx
Submitted April 23, 2022 at 12:49AM by Oopsidaizy https://ift.tt/CkrPIgx
Men who make it to old age without their hair thinning at all don’t know how good they have it.
No text found
Submitted April 23, 2022 at 12:50AM by TheFlightlessPenguin https://ift.tt/fFoh5nk
Submitted April 23, 2022 at 12:50AM by TheFlightlessPenguin https://ift.tt/fFoh5nk
Much of battle rap is making angry puns.
No text found
Submitted April 22, 2022 at 04:46AM by 27totoro https://ift.tt/0gY1kuW
Submitted April 22, 2022 at 04:46AM by 27totoro https://ift.tt/0gY1kuW
if we brought back the Colosseum and had death row inmates be the fighters. the prison system could pay per view the whole thing and essentially pay for itself.
Basically the prison system wouldn't have to use tax dollars anymore.
Submitted April 22, 2022 at 03:47AM by Count_Meowza https://ift.tt/3mubC86
Human sight is more like advanced stop motion animation than an apparently seamless video.
No text found
Submitted April 22, 2022 at 02:48AM by East-Bluejay6891 https://ift.tt/rzjDp7B
Submitted April 22, 2022 at 02:48AM by East-Bluejay6891 https://ift.tt/rzjDp7B
There probably isn’t any 1* parachute reviews
No text found
Submitted April 22, 2022 at 01:49AM by kogamehinata https://ift.tt/0KhuWbz
Submitted April 22, 2022 at 01:49AM by kogamehinata https://ift.tt/0KhuWbz
In the future, their will probably be archeologists that search for data on old hard drives and devices
They will piece together our civilization through only the oddest assortments of digital media that services.
Submitted April 22, 2022 at 12:49AM by free_billstickers https://ift.tt/bqtQZk9
If you have siblings one of you will die first.
No text found
Submitted April 21, 2022 at 04:47AM by rabbitfuzzle https://ift.tt/C57MJtW
Submitted April 21, 2022 at 04:47AM by rabbitfuzzle https://ift.tt/C57MJtW
We have all almost certainly seen some passer-by's on their last day on Earth
No text found
Submitted April 21, 2022 at 03:41AM by amadeusz20011 https://ift.tt/OkvqPsJ
Submitted April 21, 2022 at 03:41AM by amadeusz20011 https://ift.tt/OkvqPsJ
Outhouses probably sucked so much for people with weak bladders.
No text found
Submitted April 21, 2022 at 02:46AM by 123steveyc123 https://ift.tt/hDQGeAw
Submitted April 21, 2022 at 02:46AM by 123steveyc123 https://ift.tt/hDQGeAw
Men see much more urine in their lives than women
No text found
Submitted April 21, 2022 at 01:50AM by solsticenoosa https://ift.tt/quyPlAi
Submitted April 21, 2022 at 01:50AM by solsticenoosa https://ift.tt/quyPlAi
Men put way more effort in talking to women and even then somehow endup lonelier.
No text found
Submitted April 20, 2022 at 04:50AM by Quin_Decim https://ift.tt/YdmoIHJ
Submitted April 20, 2022 at 04:50AM by Quin_Decim https://ift.tt/YdmoIHJ
Throughout history, dogs have probably eaten more fake bones than real ones
No text found
Submitted April 20, 2022 at 03:49AM by tempuragod https://ift.tt/LWmepyJ
Submitted April 20, 2022 at 03:49AM by tempuragod https://ift.tt/LWmepyJ
If a serial killer is chasing you both of you are running for your life
No text found
Submitted April 20, 2022 at 02:50AM by it_took_me_so_long https://ift.tt/0ZjRp5x
Submitted April 20, 2022 at 02:50AM by it_took_me_so_long https://ift.tt/0ZjRp5x
Eminem is the only rapper whose crowd can't ever rap with him in a concert.
No text found
Submitted April 20, 2022 at 01:42AM by Armaan204 https://ift.tt/CfJgqmW
Submitted April 20, 2022 at 01:42AM by Armaan204 https://ift.tt/CfJgqmW
The 90s and early 2000s had the perfect level of technology; enough to be helpful, without becoming too pervasive in every single aspect of daily life.
No text found
Submitted April 19, 2022 at 04:47AM by JLGoodwin1990 https://ift.tt/lmpTY5X
Submitted April 19, 2022 at 04:47AM by JLGoodwin1990 https://ift.tt/lmpTY5X
Most car seats have been farted on thousands of times.
No text found
Submitted April 19, 2022 at 03:49AM by Vast-Intention https://ift.tt/XzZUDkf
Submitted April 19, 2022 at 03:49AM by Vast-Intention https://ift.tt/XzZUDkf
Loyalty to their friends is the exact opposite quality you want in your HR rep.
No text found
Submitted April 19, 2022 at 02:46AM by MoralMischief https://ift.tt/O2XGQTn
Submitted April 19, 2022 at 02:46AM by MoralMischief https://ift.tt/O2XGQTn
A man's greatest enemy is his penis.
No text found
Submitted April 19, 2022 at 01:46AM by Is_Sex_a_Hobby69 https://ift.tt/AJ0tO1F
Submitted April 19, 2022 at 01:46AM by Is_Sex_a_Hobby69 https://ift.tt/AJ0tO1F
Drums are the only instrument where the player can't actually hear what it's supposed to sound like to the audience while they're playing.
When playing drums there are all kinds of metallic sounds, and other resonance overtones and noises that mask the way it actually sounds when you're a small distance away. So the drummer has to wear headphones to listen to a live recording of what they're playing if they want to hear what it sounds like to the audience.
Submitted April 19, 2022 at 12:43AM by VerbotenPublish https://ift.tt/CMf7oOg
The fellowship of the ring was a sausage quest
No text found
Submitted April 18, 2022 at 03:41AM by theschoolorg https://ift.tt/1L0ntVl
Submitted April 18, 2022 at 03:41AM by theschoolorg https://ift.tt/1L0ntVl
Everybody associates a color with each month
No text found
Submitted April 18, 2022 at 03:48AM by CryptGuard https://ift.tt/XWjiCR3
Submitted April 18, 2022 at 03:48AM by CryptGuard https://ift.tt/XWjiCR3
Given the existence of holograms, deepfake audio, and plentiful existing footage, it is theoretically possible to have a monster movie starring the ghosts of Bela Lugosi and Vincent Price.
No text found
Submitted April 18, 2022 at 02:47AM by foamingkobolds https://ift.tt/mgW7nbD
Submitted April 18, 2022 at 02:47AM by foamingkobolds https://ift.tt/mgW7nbD
it isn’t even that uncommon to die more than once
No text found
Submitted April 18, 2022 at 01:43AM by No_Recognition_3555 https://ift.tt/SAd3UO9
Submitted April 18, 2022 at 01:43AM by No_Recognition_3555 https://ift.tt/SAd3UO9
If Gwyneth Paltrow Tweeted that she was selling butt cream, we couldn't immediately be sure if she meant it was for butts or it came from her own butt.
No text found
Submitted April 18, 2022 at 01:49AM by aedum1111 https://ift.tt/wf5rWOd
Submitted April 18, 2022 at 01:49AM by aedum1111 https://ift.tt/wf5rWOd
There’d be less plastic bag waste of dogs learned to eat their own shit while on a walk
We see poo-filled bags all over walking trails. Dogs would be doing everyone a solid if they just ate their poop when out in public.
Submitted April 18, 2022 at 12:46AM by the_smush_push https://ift.tt/fOya4ZH
The only people who can afford an EV are the people who can actually afford gas
No text found
Submitted April 17, 2022 at 03:44AM by psykotic24 https://ift.tt/Vqgmuzw
Submitted April 17, 2022 at 03:44AM by psykotic24 https://ift.tt/Vqgmuzw
if mermaids made music, it would probably have a lot of bass, since water is denser than air.
No text found
Submitted April 17, 2022 at 03:49AM by thesmartass1 https://ift.tt/MaikC80
Submitted April 17, 2022 at 03:49AM by thesmartass1 https://ift.tt/MaikC80
The reason you start to find adult conversations more interesting is because your body know it will have to go throught their stories too.
No text found
Submitted April 17, 2022 at 03:49AM by YannisAP https://ift.tt/aXTgq2Z
Submitted April 17, 2022 at 03:49AM by YannisAP https://ift.tt/aXTgq2Z
Parents/adults never let us eat ice cream/sweets for breakfast but let us eat sugary cereal which is honestly just as bad
No text found
Submitted April 17, 2022 at 02:50AM by uniquestarss https://ift.tt/HNBOP9e
Submitted April 17, 2022 at 02:50AM by uniquestarss https://ift.tt/HNBOP9e
You’ll either watch everyone you love die or they’ll watch you die first
Emo shower today
Submitted April 17, 2022 at 01:46AM by dylnflyd https://ift.tt/CDePWRT
if ghosts are real then the entire world is haunted.
No text found
Submitted April 17, 2022 at 12:47AM by Affectionate-Ebb-151 https://ift.tt/32NgxmQ
Submitted April 17, 2022 at 12:47AM by Affectionate-Ebb-151 https://ift.tt/32NgxmQ
You are never more happy than your most unhappy kid.
No text found
Submitted April 16, 2022 at 01:40AM by Gregos81 https://ift.tt/vDH0g6L
Submitted April 16, 2022 at 01:40AM by Gregos81 https://ift.tt/vDH0g6L
Most parents will double down on bad parenting if people tell them they're a bad parent because bad parents love their ego more than their kids.
No text found
Submitted April 16, 2022 at 12:34AM by Andalib_Odulate https://ift.tt/jXVNn0G
Submitted April 16, 2022 at 12:34AM by Andalib_Odulate https://ift.tt/jXVNn0G
Michelin probably has some really weird company picnics
No text found
Submitted April 16, 2022 at 12:35AM by DaveInLondon89 https://ift.tt/TqPLoW5
Submitted April 16, 2022 at 12:35AM by DaveInLondon89 https://ift.tt/TqPLoW5
Free climbing a hill sounds 100x cooler than walking a hill, and really you did just climb without harnesses.
No text found
Submitted April 16, 2022 at 12:39AM by ChronicContrition https://ift.tt/18rUWvn
Submitted April 16, 2022 at 12:39AM by ChronicContrition https://ift.tt/18rUWvn
In the future knowyourmeme will be some kind of rosetta stone for internet culture.
No text found
Submitted April 16, 2022 at 12:40AM by I_am_unique6435 https://ift.tt/MkZ5pWn
Submitted April 16, 2022 at 12:40AM by I_am_unique6435 https://ift.tt/MkZ5pWn
There is no such thing as a bad tater tot.
No text found
Submitted April 16, 2022 at 12:43AM by Spam_Nuggets https://ift.tt/w1p86ac
Submitted April 16, 2022 at 12:43AM by Spam_Nuggets https://ift.tt/w1p86ac
If we could control our heartbeat we would probably evolve to not be able to control it because too many people wouldn't beat their heart
No text found
Submitted April 15, 2022 at 03:49AM by YT-ESW_ST33le https://ift.tt/QkARgmZ
Submitted April 15, 2022 at 03:49AM by YT-ESW_ST33le https://ift.tt/QkARgmZ
Cutting in line at a funeral would confuse and enrage people so much they would momentarily forget how sad they are.
No text found
Submitted April 15, 2022 at 02:48AM by DefenderGoat https://ift.tt/NflW6Gj
Submitted April 15, 2022 at 02:48AM by DefenderGoat https://ift.tt/NflW6Gj
Elastigirl probably had the three easiest births in the world
No text found
Submitted April 15, 2022 at 02:49AM by bsmith0900 https://ift.tt/lBdJ8be
Submitted April 15, 2022 at 02:49AM by bsmith0900 https://ift.tt/lBdJ8be
If Superman stubbed his toe he would actually just destroy whatever his toe hit
No text found
Submitted April 15, 2022 at 01:49AM by ajrixer https://ift.tt/ZzG1uSw
Submitted April 15, 2022 at 01:49AM by ajrixer https://ift.tt/ZzG1uSw
Most people can't afford a nice $43 dollar meal let alone a $43 billion corporation
No text found
Submitted April 15, 2022 at 12:49AM by magicmantesla https://ift.tt/UgwFd2p
Submitted April 15, 2022 at 12:49AM by magicmantesla https://ift.tt/UgwFd2p
The fact that having a steady income is known as a 'living' shows how dependent we are on money to survive and how broken the system is.
No text found
Submitted April 14, 2022 at 01:49AM by Mrawesomeis_awesome https://ift.tt/RnlEBmQ
Submitted April 14, 2022 at 01:49AM by Mrawesomeis_awesome https://ift.tt/RnlEBmQ
iMessage is what keeps people in the Apple ecosystem
No text found
Submitted April 14, 2022 at 12:36AM by KENYAD1GGIT https://ift.tt/MpZadkR
Submitted April 14, 2022 at 12:36AM by KENYAD1GGIT https://ift.tt/MpZadkR
Guys can never really hide their attraction to girls but girls can and quite well too
No text found
Submitted April 14, 2022 at 12:36AM by MrDollarBills https://ift.tt/ukl1KBE
Submitted April 14, 2022 at 12:36AM by MrDollarBills https://ift.tt/ukl1KBE
A four day work week would only be worthwhile if it were country wide
No text found
Submitted April 14, 2022 at 12:37AM by cizwokz https://ift.tt/kWqwQxn
Submitted April 14, 2022 at 12:37AM by cizwokz https://ift.tt/kWqwQxn
All castles are technically sand castles
No text found
Submitted April 14, 2022 at 12:40AM by The-Skinny-Indian https://ift.tt/XYi2Qtw
Submitted April 14, 2022 at 12:40AM by The-Skinny-Indian https://ift.tt/XYi2Qtw
Our life revolves around round numbers because we have 10 fingers
No text found
Submitted April 14, 2022 at 12:49AM by sub11m1na1 https://ift.tt/qziKLTB
Submitted April 14, 2022 at 12:49AM by sub11m1na1 https://ift.tt/qziKLTB
The mold on your spoiled food continues to grow after you throw it away.
No text found
Submitted April 14, 2022 at 12:50AM by theOperentice https://ift.tt/ZLU8GRj
Submitted April 14, 2022 at 12:50AM by theOperentice https://ift.tt/ZLU8GRj
Angels looked like monsters
No text found
Submitted April 13, 2022 at 04:45AM by SkepticDrinker https://ift.tt/qVUpFiB
Submitted April 13, 2022 at 04:45AM by SkepticDrinker https://ift.tt/qVUpFiB
bandaging your own cut fingers wastes a ton of bandages
No text found
Submitted April 13, 2022 at 03:48AM by buffergirl https://ift.tt/xqRZF60
Submitted April 13, 2022 at 03:48AM by buffergirl https://ift.tt/xqRZF60
Every two pictures taken of you is a before and after picture.
No text found
Submitted April 13, 2022 at 02:48AM by Tentmancer https://ift.tt/ZQuJ5NT
Submitted April 13, 2022 at 02:48AM by Tentmancer https://ift.tt/ZQuJ5NT
Texarkana is approximately 30 miles from Louisiana, not 1 mile.
No text found
Submitted April 12, 2022 at 04:44AM by Downtown-Assistant1 https://ift.tt/7HhCp9l
Submitted April 12, 2022 at 04:44AM by Downtown-Assistant1 https://ift.tt/7HhCp9l
If men needed to be hot to get women, like half of you wouldn't be born
No text found
Submitted April 12, 2022 at 04:46AM by gabirr_pie https://ift.tt/56cMuGg
Submitted April 12, 2022 at 04:46AM by gabirr_pie https://ift.tt/56cMuGg
The dollar sign is the upper case cent symbol.
No text found
Submitted April 12, 2022 at 03:38AM by parsimoniously https://ift.tt/9DVfkuG
Submitted April 12, 2022 at 03:38AM by parsimoniously https://ift.tt/9DVfkuG
Kids would pay more attention in History Class if it tried to be edgy and cool.
No text found
Submitted April 12, 2022 at 02:49AM by Engie-Boy-6000 https://ift.tt/jMegOQR
Submitted April 12, 2022 at 02:49AM by Engie-Boy-6000 https://ift.tt/jMegOQR
you’ve probably come close to dying without realizing more times than you think you have
No text found
Submitted April 12, 2022 at 01:52AM by tinashect https://ift.tt/yAUp293
Submitted April 12, 2022 at 01:52AM by tinashect https://ift.tt/yAUp293
If you are given an ultimatum to get married or leave, then it was never about the relationship.
No text found
Submitted April 11, 2022 at 04:50AM by Zombie_Be_Gone https://ift.tt/6LFfXs4
Submitted April 11, 2022 at 04:50AM by Zombie_Be_Gone https://ift.tt/6LFfXs4
The quality of life is way more important than the quantity of years you’ve lived
No text found
Submitted April 11, 2022 at 03:47AM by Icouldusesomerock https://ift.tt/O6LUrxR
Submitted April 11, 2022 at 03:47AM by Icouldusesomerock https://ift.tt/O6LUrxR
Inserting a cassette tape into player was like trying to plug in a USB correctly on the first try
Put it in tape down, doesn't fit, flip it around. Then in a different player you put it in tape up, doesn't fit, flip it around.
Submitted April 11, 2022 at 02:50AM by mattkenefick https://ift.tt/f9LCAoP
You ofter hear stories about how someone’s pride caused a bad situation, but you never once hear how pride improved a situation
No text found
Submitted April 11, 2022 at 01:49AM by ElonMusk0fficial https://ift.tt/yEzua5d
Submitted April 11, 2022 at 01:49AM by ElonMusk0fficial https://ift.tt/yEzua5d
You're always more or less full of vomit. It just hadn't come out yet.
No text found
Submitted April 11, 2022 at 12:50AM by PoufPoal https://ift.tt/yxLlM9z
Submitted April 11, 2022 at 12:50AM by PoufPoal https://ift.tt/yxLlM9z
Almost everyone in the world has probably gotten away with a misdemeanour at some point
so shut your judgemental mouths
Submitted April 10, 2022 at 03:47AM by QueenElsaArrendelle https://ift.tt/jVZeAD4
Captain Caveman was almost certainly lying about his military experience.
No text found
Submitted April 10, 2022 at 02:29AM by AtlasShrunked https://ift.tt/9uJ5NfQ
Submitted April 10, 2022 at 02:29AM by AtlasShrunked https://ift.tt/9uJ5NfQ
The main character of an action movie is more likely to win a 1v10 fight than they are a 1v1 fight
No text found
Submitted April 10, 2022 at 02:36AM by Warheadd https://ift.tt/DIXJLNp
Submitted April 10, 2022 at 02:36AM by Warheadd https://ift.tt/DIXJLNp
the image of the untouched pyramids of Giza just beyond the edge of a seemingly endless city is a way more impressive and fantastical photo than pretending they're alone in an open desert.
No text found
Submitted April 10, 2022 at 01:49AM by R0BR0SE https://ift.tt/jCXz7Qc
Submitted April 10, 2022 at 01:49AM by R0BR0SE https://ift.tt/jCXz7Qc
Elastagirl was probably the most compatible sex partner for Mr.incredible despite his super strength and her flexibility.
No text found
Submitted April 10, 2022 at 12:39AM by CantSleepAt2am https://ift.tt/6yEBKl9
Submitted April 10, 2022 at 12:39AM by CantSleepAt2am https://ift.tt/6yEBKl9
Big tech companies always advertise their products as the next best thing but it rarely happens. In most cases, it was the same as last year, but a different color.
No text found
Submitted April 09, 2022 at 04:44AM by One_Laugh_Guy https://ift.tt/UPW4CLt
Submitted April 09, 2022 at 04:44AM by One_Laugh_Guy https://ift.tt/UPW4CLt
The colour of your dryer lint represents the average colour of your clothes.
No text found
Submitted April 09, 2022 at 03:50AM by brettowako https://ift.tt/YlDusZv
Submitted April 09, 2022 at 03:50AM by brettowako https://ift.tt/YlDusZv
seems unfair when nepotism strikes more often than lightning
No text found
Submitted April 09, 2022 at 02:50AM by the_muffin https://ift.tt/W8M6pKw
Submitted April 09, 2022 at 02:50AM by the_muffin https://ift.tt/W8M6pKw
Star Trek is the only science fiction series that doesn’t involve a dystopian future for Earth
No text found
Submitted April 09, 2022 at 01:49AM by asteroidbook345 https://ift.tt/CQB8T5m
Submitted April 09, 2022 at 01:49AM by asteroidbook345 https://ift.tt/CQB8T5m
Nature could have given us mouth hairs and nose saliva instead of the reverse, so we have that going for us.
No text found
Submitted April 09, 2022 at 12:50AM by ChronicContrition https://ift.tt/CMpbNzD
Submitted April 09, 2022 at 12:50AM by ChronicContrition https://ift.tt/CMpbNzD
Fitness trackers are a great way to measure who is putting the most effort in in the bedroom and will let you know if you need to improve
No text found
Submitted April 08, 2022 at 02:48AM by Man_Bear_Beaver https://ift.tt/Nb0eDO6
Submitted April 08, 2022 at 02:48AM by Man_Bear_Beaver https://ift.tt/Nb0eDO6
You may have sat on a ghost sometime in your life
No text found
Submitted April 08, 2022 at 01:38AM by IllMousse2515 https://ift.tt/FHDN1EW
Submitted April 08, 2022 at 01:38AM by IllMousse2515 https://ift.tt/FHDN1EW
If everyone had a true photographic memory, the chances of running into someone you have seen on a porn site would increase dramatically.
No text found
Submitted April 08, 2022 at 01:40AM by footballisstupid https://ift.tt/K9XNZ5C
Submitted April 08, 2022 at 01:40AM by footballisstupid https://ift.tt/K9XNZ5C
Everyone is hot... on the inside. 98.6 degrees!
No text found
Submitted April 08, 2022 at 01:40AM by ScottRoberts79 https://ift.tt/oqCzBLE
Submitted April 08, 2022 at 01:40AM by ScottRoberts79 https://ift.tt/oqCzBLE
Baba black sheep have you any owl.
No text found
Submitted April 08, 2022 at 01:45AM by NoOne_143 https://ift.tt/5ck2oLS
Submitted April 08, 2022 at 01:45AM by NoOne_143 https://ift.tt/5ck2oLS
An entire generation knows about some characters only because of cereal.
No text found
Submitted April 08, 2022 at 01:45AM by cheeto_has_spoken https://ift.tt/lQ6q0ny
Submitted April 08, 2022 at 01:45AM by cheeto_has_spoken https://ift.tt/lQ6q0ny
Kidnapping is a way to guage how much your net worth is
Not financial advice.
Submitted April 08, 2022 at 12:49AM by ActualBlizzard https://ift.tt/pcGjhtl
Eating 6 pieces of string cheese in one sitting is considered disgusting, but eat 6 pieces of fried mozzarella in one sitting and no one bats an eye.
No text found
Submitted April 07, 2022 at 04:48AM by aguyfromhere https://ift.tt/nzDOYGS
Submitted April 07, 2022 at 04:48AM by aguyfromhere https://ift.tt/nzDOYGS
Horses have awfully skinny legs for how big they are.
No text found
Submitted April 07, 2022 at 03:42AM by trimdaddyflex https://ift.tt/ES7JUvB
Submitted April 07, 2022 at 03:42AM by trimdaddyflex https://ift.tt/ES7JUvB
Hawkeye has probably never had to worry about splashback when taking a piss.
No text found
Submitted April 07, 2022 at 02:50AM by Lexicorint https://ift.tt/z5AT17G
Submitted April 07, 2022 at 02:50AM by Lexicorint https://ift.tt/z5AT17G
the line between likes and liveleak is getting increasingly thinner
No text found
Submitted April 07, 2022 at 12:49AM by BionicFerret https://ift.tt/YH8hzA0
Submitted April 07, 2022 at 12:49AM by BionicFerret https://ift.tt/YH8hzA0
The Resident Evil games technically can technically be classified as metroidvania's.
Most people classify metroidvania's as games where you traverse labyrinth-like areas and discover rooms that you can only access later, and gain new powers and weapons to access said areas and defeat more powerful opponents. This also happens to describe every mainline resident evil game to a tea.
Submitted April 06, 2022 at 03:50AM by magolor1000 https://ift.tt/Bv7awqO
even in modern civilized world it sometimes feel like it fine to shoot someone down
No text found
Submitted April 06, 2022 at 02:49AM by PadreToshi https://ift.tt/KLgxZBY
Submitted April 06, 2022 at 02:49AM by PadreToshi https://ift.tt/KLgxZBY
Pronouncing battery sizes as if we were shouting. Instead of asking for triple A — just shout AAA
No text found
Submitted April 06, 2022 at 01:44AM by Ambitious-Advisor331 https://ift.tt/mNdj2g7
Submitted April 06, 2022 at 01:44AM by Ambitious-Advisor331 https://ift.tt/mNdj2g7
A lemon is not a naturally occurring fruit, it is developed by crossing a bitter orange and a citron, so life never gave us lemons, we gave lemons life.
No text found
Submitted April 06, 2022 at 12:38AM by SlyGreenYT https://ift.tt/L1U45w9
Submitted April 06, 2022 at 12:38AM by SlyGreenYT https://ift.tt/L1U45w9
Sometime soon Astronauts that go to Mars will have moving sales of all their earthly items.
No text found
Submitted April 05, 2022 at 04:46AM by Reallybadat https://ift.tt/D19xVKa
Submitted April 05, 2022 at 04:46AM by Reallybadat https://ift.tt/D19xVKa
1 and 0 are by far the most important numbers
No text found
Submitted April 05, 2022 at 03:47AM by bignate48 https://ift.tt/E89Sm6H
Submitted April 05, 2022 at 03:47AM by bignate48 https://ift.tt/E89Sm6H
If you made a trampoline out of piezoelectric materials, the you could theoretically charge a battery by just jumping on a trampoline.
No text found
Submitted April 05, 2022 at 02:44AM by Lime_a_Lime https://ift.tt/iNOWMS7
Submitted April 05, 2022 at 02:44AM by Lime_a_Lime https://ift.tt/iNOWMS7
When you sneeze because of something in your nose, that’s your nose having a gag reflex.
No text found
Submitted April 05, 2022 at 01:47AM by SandHanitzer https://ift.tt/Qgu5xHk
Submitted April 05, 2022 at 01:47AM by SandHanitzer https://ift.tt/Qgu5xHk
King kong and donkey kong different monkey
No text found
Submitted April 05, 2022 at 12:49AM by Hifumini https://ift.tt/IhPrJDH
Submitted April 05, 2022 at 12:49AM by Hifumini https://ift.tt/IhPrJDH
Someone has probably matched with the love of their life on a social dating app while pooping.
No text found
Submitted April 04, 2022 at 03:26AM by houndofthesea https://ift.tt/yg4CUY5
Submitted April 04, 2022 at 03:26AM by houndofthesea https://ift.tt/yg4CUY5
Slowing down on a highway makes you an influencer with thousands of followers.
No text found
Submitted April 04, 2022 at 03:37AM by ABoxACardboardBox https://ift.tt/YISiq3R
Submitted April 04, 2022 at 03:37AM by ABoxACardboardBox https://ift.tt/YISiq3R
The complete life story of most humans also progresses from G, PG, PG-13, R, NC-17, to XXX
No text found
Submitted April 04, 2022 at 03:38AM by magicmantesla https://ift.tt/wBfHtlk
Submitted April 04, 2022 at 03:38AM by magicmantesla https://ift.tt/wBfHtlk
If you have 2 arms,legs,eyes, and ears, your totals are above average for each of the body parts
Due to many people having 1 arm, 1 leg, etc.
Submitted April 04, 2022 at 02:49AM by Prize-Ring-9154 https://ift.tt/ST5tmXJ
Water probably has a strong taste, it’s just so normal for us that we think it’s not there.
No text found
Submitted April 04, 2022 at 01:51AM by CasBox3 https://ift.tt/rU0MdpZ
Submitted April 04, 2022 at 01:51AM by CasBox3 https://ift.tt/rU0MdpZ
A grand part of us studies history at some point in their lives, and even though we learn, the mistakes of past history inevitably repeat themselves.
No text found
Submitted April 04, 2022 at 12:44AM by Udaho_yes_Idaho https://ift.tt/CpsNz5a
Submitted April 04, 2022 at 12:44AM by Udaho_yes_Idaho https://ift.tt/CpsNz5a
We live in the most technologically advanced era in human history yet we are the saddest generation to ever exist.
No text found
Submitted April 03, 2022 at 02:49AM by Difficult-Point-8665 https://ift.tt/nWipRo5
Submitted April 03, 2022 at 02:49AM by Difficult-Point-8665 https://ift.tt/nWipRo5
The ideas of Yes and No are way more abstract than people realize
No text found
Submitted April 03, 2022 at 01:42AM by BananaArcher72 https://ift.tt/kHXhNx0
Submitted April 03, 2022 at 01:42AM by BananaArcher72 https://ift.tt/kHXhNx0
most female characters in video games are actually guys.
No text found
Submitted April 03, 2022 at 12:37AM by Educational_Quail192 https://ift.tt/4UG26Jq
Submitted April 03, 2022 at 12:37AM by Educational_Quail192 https://ift.tt/4UG26Jq
It’s not death that we fear, but dying.
No text found
Submitted April 03, 2022 at 12:42AM by VOTE_MILES https://ift.tt/ZolgGMm
Submitted April 03, 2022 at 12:42AM by VOTE_MILES https://ift.tt/ZolgGMm
Mothers are technically bodybuilders
No text found
Submitted April 03, 2022 at 12:44AM by Twistrite https://ift.tt/cPg1tUh
Submitted April 03, 2022 at 12:44AM by Twistrite https://ift.tt/cPg1tUh
If u eat a grape, u are technically the grape + millions of molecules and particules that makes you.
Doesn’t work with everything though, if you eat a banana, you have to peel it first, therefore not eating it completely, unless u eat it without peeling it.
Submitted April 03, 2022 at 12:47AM by Fontic_on_reddit https://ift.tt/oMSWygV
Every human being on earth spent several early years deliberately and willfully shitting themselves.
So don’t let anyone intimidate you :)
Submitted April 03, 2022 at 12:50AM by zman0313 https://ift.tt/KQpak7Y
You only get to experience teleportation when you’re young.
No text found
Submitted April 02, 2022 at 03:41AM by gabzlel https://ift.tt/DNmHzCf
Submitted April 02, 2022 at 03:41AM by gabzlel https://ift.tt/DNmHzCf
There are 2 ways to a lifetime of virginity: 1 is creating an account here, and the 2nd is a swift kick in the balls by someone who knows how to kick properly
No text found
Submitted April 02, 2022 at 02:50AM by Doggo2369 https://ift.tt/gB9VilC
Submitted April 02, 2022 at 02:50AM by Doggo2369 https://ift.tt/gB9VilC
Most humans are completely infatuated with body parts that secrete fluids
No text found
Submitted April 02, 2022 at 01:47AM by 02grimreaper https://ift.tt/pgZILqP
Submitted April 02, 2022 at 01:47AM by 02grimreaper https://ift.tt/pgZILqP
life isn't like a movie at all, because the bad guys are always winning.
No text found
Submitted April 02, 2022 at 12:45AM by AverageAntique3160 https://ift.tt/j6FS2rf
Submitted April 02, 2022 at 12:45AM by AverageAntique3160 https://ift.tt/j6FS2rf
Laptop computers are almost never used on the lap
No text found
Submitted April 02, 2022 at 12:46AM by CounterSYNK https://ift.tt/4oL7kmp
Submitted April 02, 2022 at 12:46AM by CounterSYNK https://ift.tt/4oL7kmp