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Submitted May 01, 2022 at 03:40AM by stupidcasey https://ift.tt/bHfka...
If someone lost enough weight, they might be able to use their excess skin to slow a high altitude descent.
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Submitted May 01, 2022 at 03:44AM by sirsquid https://ift.tt/NX85L...
When you eat too much of one thing you get bored of it, but when you eat sugar ,your brsin only craves more
I searched it and it's actually scientifically proven because sugar makes our brain release dopamine and other feel good hormones (just like how drugs do, but much milder) and it does't go down overtime unlike other food
Submitted May 01, 2022 at 03:50AM by Egg-celent https://ift.tt/ab8y6...
The person giving head is actually in the dominant position
Your dick is in THEIR mouth. They can bite it off whenever they please
Submitted May 01, 2022 at 01:50AM by Realistic_Property56 https://ift.tt/Mu5pb...
Almost every knot in existence probably came from someone who screwed up when tying a different knot
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Submitted May 01, 2022 at 12:47AM by Iratebike https://ift.tt/NQ7rS...
Doubled numbers are never odd…
Creds to my brother for this one
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Very few flat Sun conspiracies
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Submitted April 30, 2022 at 03:43AM by magicmantesla https://ift.tt/6mTO4...
April showers may bring May Flowers, but if April showers in bed it's a porno.
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Submitted April 30, 2022 at 03:49AM by LeKrispyKreme https://ift.tt/cT3yf...
The far west was like the longest season of Survivor ever.
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Submitted April 30, 2022 at 02:43AM by 710623 https://ift.tt/ow9Nt...
Daredevil could probably smell when someone in the room is on their period
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Submitted April 30, 2022 at 01:49AM by lmaojustgotbanned https://ift.tt/pXe7k...
People who lift weights to lose weight are actually getting heavier.
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Submitted April 30, 2022 at 12:46AM by MidiGong https://ift.tt/SsfFR...
Baby changing tables need to be normalized in mens restrooms as well
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Submitted April 29, 2022 at 04:47AM by DifferentIncome4647 https://ift.tt/tgsMG...
Characters in animated shows never wear different clothes and characters in live action shows never wear the same clothes.
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Submitted April 29, 2022 at 03:52AM by ashthundercrow https://ift.tt/WJQVR...
If a cop asked a miner what he was doing, whose car that was, and where is he going, he would just reply with mine.
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Submitted April 29, 2022 at 02:49AM by Bruh_moment-plus https://ift.tt/Yq9xB...
An orange traffic cone has more authority than Biden does.
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Submitted April 29, 2022 at 02:16AM by Enchanter1101 https://ift.tt/iUT5H...
The first super intelligent AI will probably convince humans that it’s not so smart and then take control of the world.
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Submitted April 29, 2022 at 12:48AM by rezard12 https://ift.tt/CIj6w...
most myths and monsters are probably made by people without glasses
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Submitted April 28, 2022 at 04:49AM by JuggaloCorpse https://ift.tt/oXfdA...
If Salt bae and Johnny Depp dressed as each other, they would look uncannily same.
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Submitted April 28, 2022 at 03:49AM by Yes_I_Readdit https://ift.tt/wtQ6S...
A species in the universe might is using our star for the genitalia of a constellation
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Submitted April 28, 2022 at 02:44AM by IndependentCreepy169 https://ift.tt/zxwLt...
Peak comedy is a man that bought a highly specialized tool and shows it proudly to the world.
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Submitted April 28, 2022 at 02:03AM by I_am_unique6435 https://ift.tt/yDItX...
Because you've blinked, you've never seen a whole movie before.
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Submitted April 28, 2022 at 01:07AM by MakiRollio https://ift.tt/kuT6O...
Actors can’t like their own shows/movies cause it’s always spoiled to them.
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Submitted April 27, 2022 at 02:50AM by Trollex-exe https://ift.tt/GsJSP...
At some point you took a decision that killed 1000s of generations
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Submitted April 27, 2022 at 01:47AM by NeXuS-1997 https://ift.tt/b4Ls1...
The main purpose of a wallet besides holding money is to make you feel uncomfortable that way you know it's still there
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Submitted April 27, 2022 at 12:36AM by eric8020123 https://ift.tt/XijYt...
When you walk in to a humid gym, you’re breathing the evaporated sweat off everyone’s genitals.
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Submitted April 27, 2022 at 12:40AM by wouldgiveyouup https://ift.tt/cmG9U...
There has been a trilogy of failed Terminator trilogies.
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Submitted April 27, 2022 at 12:40AM by oswaler https://ift.tt/gsRc3...
Someone's therapist knows all about you
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Submitted April 27, 2022 at 12:47AM by MeMyMentalHealthAndI https://ift.tt/FXH3y...
Calling people who illegally share software and movies pirates, makes them sound way cooler than they really are.
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Submitted April 26, 2022 at 04:44AM by cruiserman_80 https://ift.tt/sKiwW...
Somebody, somewhere, really just put a bunch of long dough tubes into water for a while and found out they liked it better that way.
It's not like pasta tastes bad in its uncooked form.
Submitted April 26, 2022 at 03:47AM by tisquares https://ift.tt/qnv43...
person who invented the bra must have been despised by men all over
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Submitted April 26, 2022 at 02:48AM by FerrousDerrius https://ift.tt/213Ni...
If you tear a person apart they stop beeing a person, but if you tear rock apart it becomes more rocks.
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Submitted April 26, 2022 at 01:48AM by yaosio https://ift.tt/P4A7k...
Domed sports games really suck to watch compared to outside games
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Submitted April 26, 2022 at 12:48AM by scot816 https://ift.tt/zR5Hd...
The goal of golf is to play as little golf as possible
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Submitted April 25, 2022 at 04:43AM by ZombieAlternative834 https://ift.tt/YU1sQ...
Your stomach thinks all potato’s are mashed.
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Submitted April 25, 2022 at 03:46AM by Butterscotch-Ninja https://ift.tt/OoG8D...
you become unstoppable when you realise you don't need anyone
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Submitted April 25, 2022 at 02:50AM by Zealousideal_Diet33 https://ift.tt/1L6vU...
You’re never far from someone who will shamelessly pick their nose at a red light.
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Submitted April 25, 2022 at 01:48AM by sirsquid https://ift.tt/w0GKo...
The more convenient technology gets, the more we have to rely on 'working out' to stay in shape
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Submitted April 25, 2022 at 12:47AM by BaabyBear https://ift.tt/Med7S...
The more important the organ that sustain life, the less we have of it. For example, hair is the least important, so we have so many, heart is most important, but we only have 1
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Submitted April 24, 2022 at 04:45AM by ChiMeraRa https://ift.tt/pSgZf...
Johnny Depp is a hero for everyone who has been hit by their significant other.
It can't be easy to open up your entire personal life and past mistakes to shed light on the horrors of being hit by someone who claims to love you.
Submitted April 24, 2022 at 03:50AM by flomoromo https://ift.tt/YpUIm...
Saving money for a rainy day feels great, until you need to use it.
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Submitted April 24, 2022 at 02:49AM by AITAforthisusername https://ift.tt/KxV37...
Every day you wake up to an alarm you get a grey hair
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Submitted April 24, 2022 at 01:47AM by 2old-you https://ift.tt/Q965F...
Eating oranges in breakfast is considered weird but drinking orange juice is compeletely fine.
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Submitted April 24, 2022 at 12:49AM by fellow_redditor5 https://ift.tt/oXIc6...
Top much of any good thing is a bad thing
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Submitted April 23, 2022 at 01:47AM by ElStorm2012 https://ift.tt/vLQOT...
You can't find your virginity when you lost it.
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Submitted April 23, 2022 at 12:42AM by ramsayjohn https://ift.tt/5wyNL...
People will swap saliva and various other bodily fluids but they won’t put someone else’s booger up their nose.
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Submitted April 23, 2022 at 12:45AM by HalfOffEveryWndsdy https://ift.tt/W2GVt...
Everything we do is recorded by some electronic device
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Submitted April 23, 2022 at 12:45AM by Embarrassed-Mouse-49 https://ift.tt/5kTOH...
straight men are actually rare!
It is actually really curious why effeminate straight men are so rare! If you think of it queer men can be of whatever degree masculine or feminine or something in between, the same applies to straight and queer women and of course non binary individuals. It's seems like straight men perceive femininity as something that makes them weak or something...
There are no stretch marks on our head, because our skin grows faster than our body.
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Submitted April 23, 2022 at 12:49AM by Oopsidaizy https://ift.tt/CkrPI...
Men who make it to old age without their hair thinning at all don’t know how good they have it.
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Submitted April 23, 2022 at 12:50AM by TheFlightlessPenguin https://ift.tt/fFoh5...
Much of battle rap is making angry puns.
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Submitted April 22, 2022 at 04:46AM by 27totoro https://ift.tt/0gY1k...
if we brought back the Colosseum and had death row inmates be the fighters. the prison system could pay per view the whole thing and essentially pay for itself.
Basically the prison system wouldn't have to use tax dollars anymore.
Submitted April 22, 2022 at 03:47AM by Count_Meowza https://ift.tt/3mubC...
Human sight is more like advanced stop motion animation than an apparently seamless video.
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Submitted April 22, 2022 at 02:48AM by East-Bluejay6891 https://ift.tt/rzjDp...
There probably isn’t any 1* parachute reviews
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Submitted April 22, 2022 at 01:49AM by kogamehinata https://ift.tt/0KhuW...
In the future, their will probably be archeologists that search for data on old hard drives and devices
They will piece together our civilization through only the oddest assortments of digital media that services.
Submitted April 22, 2022 at 12:49AM by free_billstickers https://ift.tt/bqtQZ...
If you have siblings one of you will die first.
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Submitted April 21, 2022 at 04:47AM by rabbitfuzzle https://ift.tt/C57MJ...
We have all almost certainly seen some passer-by's on their last day on Earth
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Submitted April 21, 2022 at 03:41AM by amadeusz20011 https://ift.tt/OkvqP...
Outhouses probably sucked so much for people with weak bladders.
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Submitted April 21, 2022 at 02:46AM by 123steveyc123 https://ift.tt/hDQGe...
Men see much more urine in their lives than women
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Submitted April 21, 2022 at 01:50AM by solsticenoosa https://ift.tt/quyPl...
When you buy a bigger bed, you have more BED room but less bedrom.
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Submitted April 21, 2022 at 12:48AM by WebW3b https://ift.tt/LRb5N...
Men put way more effort in talking to women and even then somehow endup lonelier.
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Submitted April 20, 2022 at 04:50AM by Quin_Decim https://ift.tt/YdmoI...
Throughout history, dogs have probably eaten more fake bones than real ones
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Submitted April 20, 2022 at 03:49AM by tempuragod https://ift.tt/LWmep...
If a serial killer is chasing you both of you are running for your life
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Submitted April 20, 2022 at 02:50AM by it_took_me_so_long https://ift.tt/0ZjRp...
Eminem is the only rapper whose crowd can't ever rap with him in a concert.
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Submitted April 20, 2022 at 01:42AM by Armaan204 https://ift.tt/CfJgq...
If a killer is chasing you both of you are running for your life
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Submitted April 20, 2022 at 12:48AM by Bhinni https://ift.tt/0TiYG...
The 90s and early 2000s had the perfect level of technology; enough to be helpful, without becoming too pervasive in every single aspect of daily life.
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Submitted April 19, 2022 at 04:47AM by JLGoodwin1990 https://ift.tt/lmpTY...
Most car seats have been farted on thousands of times.
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Submitted April 19, 2022 at 03:49AM by Vast-Intention https://ift.tt/XzZUD...
Loyalty to their friends is the exact opposite quality you want in your HR rep.
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Submitted April 19, 2022 at 02:46AM by MoralMischief https://ift.tt/O2XGQ...
A man's greatest enemy is his penis.
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Submitted April 19, 2022 at 01:46AM by Is_Sex_a_Hobby69 https://ift.tt/AJ0tO...
Drums are the only instrument where the player can't actually hear what it's supposed to sound like to the audience while they're playing.
When playing drums there are all kinds of metallic sounds, and other resonance overtones and noises that mask the way it actually sounds when you're a small distance away. So the drummer has to wear headphones to listen to a live recording of what they're playing if they want to hear what it sounds like to the audience.
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The fellowship of the ring was a sausage quest
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Submitted April 18, 2022 at 03:41AM by theschoolorg https://ift.tt/1L0nt...
Everybody associates a color with each month
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Submitted April 18, 2022 at 03:48AM by CryptGuard https://ift.tt/XWjiC...
Given the existence of holograms, deepfake audio, and plentiful existing footage, it is theoretically possible to have a monster movie starring the ghosts of Bela Lugosi and Vincent Price.
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Submitted April 18, 2022 at 02:47AM by foamingkobolds https://ift.tt/mgW7n...
it isn’t even that uncommon to die more than once
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Submitted April 18, 2022 at 01:43AM by No_Recognition_3555 https://ift.tt/SAd3U...
If Gwyneth Paltrow Tweeted that she was selling butt cream, we couldn't immediately be sure if she meant it was for butts or it came from her own butt.
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Submitted April 18, 2022 at 01:49AM by aedum1111 https://ift.tt/wf5rW...
There’d be less plastic bag waste of dogs learned to eat their own shit while on a walk
We see poo-filled bags all over walking trails. Dogs would be doing everyone a solid if they just ate their poop when out in public.
Submitted April 18, 2022 at 12:46AM by the_smush_push https://ift.tt/fOya4...
The only people who can afford an EV are the people who can actually afford gas
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Submitted April 17, 2022 at 03:44AM by psykotic24 https://ift.tt/Vqgmu...
if mermaids made music, it would probably have a lot of bass, since water is denser than air.
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Submitted April 17, 2022 at 03:49AM by thesmartass1 https://ift.tt/MaikC...
The reason you start to find adult conversations more interesting is because your body know it will have to go throught their stories too.
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Submitted April 17, 2022 at 03:49AM by YannisAP https://ift.tt/aXTgq...
Parents/adults never let us eat ice cream/sweets for breakfast but let us eat sugary cereal which is honestly just as bad
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Submitted April 17, 2022 at 02:50AM by uniquestarss https://ift.tt/HNBOP...
You’ll either watch everyone you love die or they’ll watch you die first
Emo shower today
Submitted April 17, 2022 at 01:46AM by dylnflyd https://ift.tt/CDePW...
if ghosts are real then the entire world is haunted.
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Submitted April 17, 2022 at 12:47AM by Affectionate-Ebb-151 https://ift.tt/32Ngx...
There's a high chance that, in a few years, young boys will be jerking off to the same porn that their fathers once had.
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Submitted April 16, 2022 at 02:47AM by waidoo https://ift.tt/G5HBl...
You are never more happy than your most unhappy kid.
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Submitted April 16, 2022 at 01:40AM by Gregos81 https://ift.tt/vDH0g...
Most parents will double down on bad parenting if people tell them they're a bad parent because bad parents love their ego more than their kids.
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Submitted April 16, 2022 at 12:34AM by Andalib_Odulate https://ift.tt/jXVNn...
Michelin probably has some really weird company picnics
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Submitted April 16, 2022 at 12:35AM by DaveInLondon89 https://ift.tt/TqPLo...
Free climbing a hill sounds 100x cooler than walking a hill, and really you did just climb without harnesses.
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Submitted April 16, 2022 at 12:39AM by ChronicContrition https://ift.tt/18rUW...
In the future knowyourmeme will be some kind of rosetta stone for internet culture.
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Submitted April 16, 2022 at 12:40AM by I_am_unique6435 https://ift.tt/MkZ5p...
There is no such thing as a bad tater tot.
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Submitted April 16, 2022 at 12:43AM by Spam_Nuggets https://ift.tt/w1p86...
If we could control our heartbeat we would probably evolve to not be able to control it because too many people wouldn't beat their heart
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Submitted April 15, 2022 at 03:49AM by YT-ESW_ST33le https://ift.tt/QkARg...
Cutting in line at a funeral would confuse and enrage people so much they would momentarily forget how sad they are.
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Submitted April 15, 2022 at 02:48AM by DefenderGoat https://ift.tt/NflW6...
Elastigirl probably had the three easiest births in the world
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Submitted April 15, 2022 at 02:49AM by bsmith0900 https://ift.tt/lBdJ8...
If Superman stubbed his toe he would actually just destroy whatever his toe hit
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Submitted April 15, 2022 at 01:49AM by ajrixer https://ift.tt/ZzG1u...
Most people can't afford a nice $43 dollar meal let alone a $43 billion corporation
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Submitted April 15, 2022 at 12:49AM by magicmantesla https://ift.tt/UgwFd...
The fact that having a steady income is known as a 'living' shows how dependent we are on money to survive and how broken the system is.
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Submitted April 14, 2022 at 01:49AM by Mrawesomeis_awesome https://ift.tt/RnlEB...
iMessage is what keeps people in the Apple ecosystem
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Submitted April 14, 2022 at 12:36AM by KENYAD1GGIT https://ift.tt/MpZad...
Guys can never really hide their attraction to girls but girls can and quite well too
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Submitted April 14, 2022 at 12:36AM by MrDollarBills https://ift.tt/ukl1K...
A four day work week would only be worthwhile if it were country wide
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Submitted April 14, 2022 at 12:37AM by cizwokz https://ift.tt/kWqwQ...
All castles are technically sand castles
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Submitted April 14, 2022 at 12:40AM by The-Skinny-Indian https://ift.tt/XYi2Q...
Our life revolves around round numbers because we have 10 fingers
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Submitted April 14, 2022 at 12:49AM by sub11m1na1 https://ift.tt/qziKL...
The mold on your spoiled food continues to grow after you throw it away.
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Submitted April 14, 2022 at 12:50AM by theOperentice https://ift.tt/ZLU8G...
Angels looked like monsters
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Submitted April 13, 2022 at 04:45AM by SkepticDrinker https://ift.tt/qVUpF...
bandaging your own cut fingers wastes a ton of bandages
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Submitted April 13, 2022 at 03:48AM by buffergirl https://ift.tt/xqRZF...
Every two pictures taken of you is a before and after picture.
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Submitted April 13, 2022 at 02:48AM by Tentmancer https://ift.tt/ZQuJ5...
A dog's tail is multi purpose. The main purpose is to be an exhaust fan for dog farts.
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Submitted April 13, 2022 at 12:46AM by d-slam https://ift.tt/nJapq...
Texarkana is approximately 30 miles from Louisiana, not 1 mile.
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Submitted April 12, 2022 at 04:44AM by Downtown-Assistant1 https://ift.tt/7HhCp...
If men needed to be hot to get women, like half of you wouldn't be born
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Submitted April 12, 2022 at 04:46AM by gabirr_pie https://ift.tt/56cMu...
Whenever someone who was suffering passes, we find comfort in knowing that their suffering is over. But the truth is that we can't know for sure if what comes next isn't worse.
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Submitted April 12, 2022 at 04:49AM by LDG192 https://ift.tt/dinSh...
The dollar sign is the upper case cent symbol.
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Submitted April 12, 2022 at 03:38AM by parsimoniously https://ift.tt/9DVfk...
Kids would pay more attention in History Class if it tried to be edgy and cool.
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Submitted April 12, 2022 at 02:49AM by Engie-Boy-6000 https://ift.tt/jMegO...
you’ve probably come close to dying without realizing more times than you think you have
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Submitted April 12, 2022 at 01:52AM by tinashect https://ift.tt/yAUp2...
If you are given an ultimatum to get married or leave, then it was never about the relationship.
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Submitted April 11, 2022 at 04:50AM by Zombie_Be_Gone https://ift.tt/6LFfX...
The quality of life is way more important than the quantity of years you’ve lived
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Submitted April 11, 2022 at 03:47AM by Icouldusesomerock https://ift.tt/O6LUr...
Inserting a cassette tape into player was like trying to plug in a USB correctly on the first try
Put it in tape down, doesn't fit, flip it around. Then in a different player you put it in tape up, doesn't fit, flip it around.
Submitted April 11, 2022 at 02:50AM by mattkenefick https://ift.tt/f9LCA...
You ofter hear stories about how someone’s pride caused a bad situation, but you never once hear how pride improved a situation
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Submitted April 11, 2022 at 01:49AM by ElonMusk0fficial https://ift.tt/yEzua...
You're always more or less full of vomit. It just hadn't come out yet.
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Submitted April 11, 2022 at 12:50AM by PoufPoal https://ift.tt/yxLlM...
Almost everyone in the world has probably gotten away with a misdemeanour at some point
so shut your judgemental mouths
Submitted April 10, 2022 at 03:47AM by QueenElsaArrendelle https://ift.tt/jVZeA...
Captain Caveman was almost certainly lying about his military experience.
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Submitted April 10, 2022 at 02:29AM by AtlasShrunked https://ift.tt/9uJ5N...
The main character of an action movie is more likely to win a 1v10 fight than they are a 1v1 fight
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Submitted April 10, 2022 at 02:36AM by Warheadd https://ift.tt/DIXJL...
the image of the untouched pyramids of Giza just beyond the edge of a seemingly endless city is a way more impressive and fantastical photo than pretending they're alone in an open desert.
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Submitted April 10, 2022 at 01:49AM by R0BR0SE https://ift.tt/jCXz7...
Elastagirl was probably the most compatible sex partner for Mr.incredible despite his super strength and her flexibility.
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Submitted April 10, 2022 at 12:39AM by CantSleepAt2am https://ift.tt/6yEBK...
Big tech companies always advertise their products as the next best thing but it rarely happens. In most cases, it was the same as last year, but a different color.
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Submitted April 09, 2022 at 04:44AM by One_Laugh_Guy https://ift.tt/UPW4C...
The colour of your dryer lint represents the average colour of your clothes.
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Submitted April 09, 2022 at 03:50AM by brettowako https://ift.tt/YlDus...
seems unfair when nepotism strikes more often than lightning
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Submitted April 09, 2022 at 02:50AM by the_muffin https://ift.tt/W8M6p...
Star Trek is the only science fiction series that doesn’t involve a dystopian future for Earth
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Submitted April 09, 2022 at 01:49AM by asteroidbook345 https://ift.tt/CQB8T...
Nature could have given us mouth hairs and nose saliva instead of the reverse, so we have that going for us.
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Submitted April 09, 2022 at 12:50AM by ChronicContrition https://ift.tt/CMpbN...
Fitness trackers are a great way to measure who is putting the most effort in in the bedroom and will let you know if you need to improve
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Submitted April 08, 2022 at 02:48AM by Man_Bear_Beaver https://ift.tt/Nb0eD...
You may have sat on a ghost sometime in your life
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Submitted April 08, 2022 at 01:38AM by IllMousse2515 https://ift.tt/FHDN1...
If everyone had a true photographic memory, the chances of running into someone you have seen on a porn site would increase dramatically.
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Submitted April 08, 2022 at 01:40AM by footballisstupid https://ift.tt/K9XNZ...
Everyone is hot... on the inside. 98.6 degrees!
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Submitted April 08, 2022 at 01:40AM by ScottRoberts79 https://ift.tt/oqCzB...
Baba black sheep have you any owl.
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Submitted April 08, 2022 at 01:45AM by NoOne_143 https://ift.tt/5ck2o...
An entire generation knows about some characters only because of cereal.
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Submitted April 08, 2022 at 01:45AM by cheeto_has_spoken https://ift.tt/lQ6q0...
Kidnapping is a way to guage how much your net worth is
Not financial advice.
Submitted April 08, 2022 at 12:49AM by ActualBlizzard https://ift.tt/pcGjh...
Eating 6 pieces of string cheese in one sitting is considered disgusting, but eat 6 pieces of fried mozzarella in one sitting and no one bats an eye.
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Submitted April 07, 2022 at 04:48AM by aguyfromhere https://ift.tt/nzDOY...
Horses have awfully skinny legs for how big they are.
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Submitted April 07, 2022 at 03:42AM by trimdaddyflex https://ift.tt/ES7JU...
Hawkeye has probably never had to worry about splashback when taking a piss.
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Submitted April 07, 2022 at 02:50AM by Lexicorint https://ift.tt/z5AT1...
the line between likes and liveleak is getting increasingly thinner
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Submitted April 07, 2022 at 12:49AM by BionicFerret https://ift.tt/YH8hz...
The Resident Evil games technically can technically be classified as metroidvania's.
Most people classify metroidvania's as games where you traverse labyrinth-like areas and discover rooms that you can only access later, and gain new powers and weapons to access said areas and defeat more powerful opponents. This also happens to describe every mainline resident evil game to a tea.
Submitted April 06, 2022 at 03:50AM by magolor1000...
even in modern civilized world it sometimes feel like it fine to shoot someone down
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Submitted April 06, 2022 at 02:49AM by PadreToshi https://ift.tt/KLgxZ...
Pronouncing battery sizes as if we were shouting. Instead of asking for triple A — just shout AAA
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Submitted April 06, 2022 at 01:44AM by Ambitious-Advisor331 https://ift.tt/mNdj2...
A lemon is not a naturally occurring fruit, it is developed by crossing a bitter orange and a citron, so life never gave us lemons, we gave lemons life.
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Submitted April 06, 2022 at 12:38AM by SlyGreenYT https://ift.tt/L1U45...
Sometime soon Astronauts that go to Mars will have moving sales of all their earthly items.
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Submitted April 05, 2022 at 04:46AM by Reallybadat https://ift.tt/D19xV...
1 and 0 are by far the most important numbers
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Submitted April 05, 2022 at 03:47AM by bignate48 https://ift.tt/E89Sm...
If you made a trampoline out of piezoelectric materials, the you could theoretically charge a battery by just jumping on a trampoline.
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Submitted April 05, 2022 at 02:44AM by Lime_a_Lime https://ift.tt/iNOWM...
When you sneeze because of something in your nose, that’s your nose having a gag reflex.
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Submitted April 05, 2022 at 01:47AM by SandHanitzer https://ift.tt/Qgu5x...
King kong and donkey kong different monkey
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Submitted April 05, 2022 at 12:49AM by Hifumini https://ift.tt/IhPrJ...
Someone has probably matched with the love of their life on a social dating app while pooping.
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Submitted April 04, 2022 at 03:26AM by houndofthesea https://ift.tt/yg4CU...
Slowing down on a highway makes you an influencer with thousands of followers.
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Submitted April 04, 2022 at 03:37AM by ABoxACardboardBox https://ift.tt/YISiq...
The complete life story of most humans also progresses from G, PG, PG-13, R, NC-17, to XXX
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Submitted April 04, 2022 at 03:38AM by magicmantesla https://ift.tt/wBfHt...
If you have 2 arms,legs,eyes, and ears, your totals are above average for each of the body parts
Due to many people having 1 arm, 1 leg, etc.
Submitted April 04, 2022 at 02:49AM by Prize-Ring-9154 https://ift.tt/ST5tm...
Water probably has a strong taste, it’s just so normal for us that we think it’s not there.
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Submitted April 04, 2022 at 01:51AM by CasBox3 https://ift.tt/rU0Md...
A grand part of us studies history at some point in their lives, and even though we learn, the mistakes of past history inevitably repeat themselves.
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Submitted April 04, 2022 at 12:44AM by Udaho_yes_Idaho https://ift.tt/CpsNz...
We live in the most technologically advanced era in human history yet we are the saddest generation to ever exist.
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Submitted April 03, 2022 at 02:49AM by Difficult-Point-8665 https://ift.tt/nWipR...
The ideas of Yes and No are way more abstract than people realize
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Submitted April 03, 2022 at 01:42AM by BananaArcher72 https://ift.tt/kHXhN...
most female characters in video games are actually guys.
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Submitted April 03, 2022 at 12:37AM by Educational_Quail192 https://ift.tt/4UG26...
It’s not death that we fear, but dying.
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Submitted April 03, 2022 at 12:42AM by VOTE_MILES https://ift.tt/ZolgG...
Mothers are technically bodybuilders
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Submitted April 03, 2022 at 12:44AM by Twistrite https://ift.tt/cPg1t...
If u eat a grape, u are technically the grape + millions of molecules and particules that makes you.
Doesn’t work with everything though, if you eat a banana, you have to peel it first, therefore not eating it completely, unless u eat it without peeling it.
Submitted April 03, 2022 at 12:47AM by Fontic_on_reddit https://ift.tt/oMSWy...
Every human being on earth spent several early years deliberately and willfully shitting themselves.
So don’t let anyone intimidate you :)
Submitted April 03, 2022 at 12:50AM by zman0313 https://ift.tt/KQpak...
You only get to experience teleportation when you’re young.
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Submitted April 02, 2022 at 03:41AM by gabzlel https://ift.tt/DNmHz...
There are 2 ways to a lifetime of virginity: 1 is creating an account here, and the 2nd is a swift kick in the balls by someone who knows how to kick properly
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Submitted April 02, 2022 at 02:50AM by Doggo2369 https://ift.tt/gB9Vi...
Most humans are completely infatuated with body parts that secrete fluids
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Submitted April 02, 2022 at 01:47AM by 02grimreaper https://ift.tt/pgZIL...
life isn't like a movie at all, because the bad guys are always winning.
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Submitted April 02, 2022 at 12:45AM by AverageAntique3160 https://ift.tt/j6FS2...
Laptop computers are almost never used on the lap
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Submitted April 02, 2022 at 12:46AM by CounterSYNK https://ift.tt/4oL7k...