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In a few years mark rober’s glitter bomb will be a space laser
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True sadness is knowing that the ones you love will die some day, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
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When you facetime in the dark, your face is illuminated by the picture of your own face
The picture starts dark but the feedback loop lights it up and stabilises on a not-completely back picture
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Art created with oil paint markers is both a drawing and a painting.
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Submitted July 01, 2022 at 12:45AM by rkatz97 https://ift.tt/LTI9G...
Technically, porn has made anyone who watches a Peeping Tom.
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Amish people play life on the hard difficulty setting
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people actually use fleshlights
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LinkedIn profiles are created with the intent that they will eventually not get updated.
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People who train their dogs to ring bell when it wants to go out have been Pavloved by a dog
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Submitted June 30, 2022 at 12:47AM by GabrielAntihero https://ift.tt/kvT03...
Austin Butler is an Elvis impersonator
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Submitted June 29, 2022 at 04:48AM by jssclnn https://ift.tt/pBfby...
reasons we find things funny: someone is getting physically or mentally damaged, unexpected events, people acting stupid intentionally, and when we're smart enough to understand things
if you think of any joke ever, they all fall under one or more of those categories, and the more categories they fall under, the funnier the joke is.
Submitted June 29, 2022 at 03:48AM by Lue_eye https://ift.tt/9WBEe...
A cellphone's camera flash gets more use as a flashlight than as a camera flash.
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Submitted June 29, 2022 at 02:48AM by ithinkimlostguys https://ift.tt/68DfI...
Fake indoor lawns in living spaces never became a thing
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Submitted June 29, 2022 at 01:44AM by morningsweetcoffee https://ift.tt/W37Xs...
You can't stand backwards on stairs
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Submitted June 29, 2022 at 12:43AM by D34dM3meK1ng https://ift.tt/iEKWY...
Despite what many films and TV shows have portrayed, Ive yet to meet anyone who keeps a spare car key in their cars sun visor.
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Submitted June 28, 2022 at 04:44AM by 13thSpider https://ift.tt/791jP...
Textual originalism is to law as intelligent design is to biology
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Everyone has been seen naked at one point in their lives
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Submitted June 28, 2022 at 02:48AM by BlankCanvas609 https://ift.tt/GX6D2...
Technology is so far advanced yet the majority of people cant even begin to comprehend technology from 40 years ago
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Submitted June 28, 2022 at 12:39AM by Captain-of-Doggos https://ift.tt/dBSr1...
Nature is optimising for intelligence in humans.
The smartest people are increasingly choosing to not have children and pursue meaning and purpose from life. As intelligence is inherited in a large measure, nature is breeding out the most intelligent of the species.
Submitted June 27, 2022 at 02:32AM by neuromanser https://ift.tt/X2nxN...
Investments and savings are tracked easily than things you waste money on.
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We named all our organs with our brain, therefore our brain named itself...
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Far more heads are smashed on bartops in movies than in real life bar fights.
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Submitted June 27, 2022 at 02:40AM by Cheezeryc https://ift.tt/dWUsY...
Many intractable disputes remain so until some unforeseen development occurs which renders the entire dispute irrelevant.
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Submitted June 27, 2022 at 02:50AM by Captain_Clark https://ift.tt/FzH0b...
To an ant, the rest of the earth must feel like outer space
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Submitted June 27, 2022 at 01:48AM by PacmanTheHitman https://ift.tt/a6JwA...
You’ve probably been an unknowing vicim of theft dozens of times
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Submitted June 27, 2022 at 12:48AM by Wackyaristo https://ift.tt/yezdr...
There are probably a lot of people who have never purchased a lemon because they have a tree
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Submitted June 26, 2022 at 04:50AM by Tickletack https://ift.tt/ojKyS...
Humans invented the meaning of life
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Submitted June 26, 2022 at 03:48AM by downrightscabby123 https://ift.tt/CP15Q...
When we talk, we just describe actions.
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Submitted June 26, 2022 at 02:49AM by SirSCP-049 https://ift.tt/jz5O4...
More often than not, a motivational video has footage of a person doing an intense workout. But more often than not, people watch these motivational videos to get the motivation to study or work, rather than to work out.
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Submitted June 26, 2022 at 01:46AM by MOISTAFBOY https://ift.tt/oNRS7...
Everything in life is beautiful if you consciously eliminate your preference of beauty.
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Submitted June 26, 2022 at 12:50AM by chinmayananda https://ift.tt/TQrCs...
Human beings are the ultimate 3D printers
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When its cold your nipples get boners.
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Submitted June 25, 2022 at 03:50AM by EatenZombie https://ift.tt/YcWF6...
There was probably a lot of giggling in the maternity ward of hospitals on June 6, 1969.
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Submitted June 25, 2022 at 02:50AM by VisibleCoat995 https://ift.tt/grV4k...
Truth is stranger than fiction because reality is not restricted by the limits of the human imagination.
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Submitted June 25, 2022 at 01:46AM by r2bl3nd https://ift.tt/04SGM...
Dyslexics have more fnu.
That is all.
Submitted June 25, 2022 at 12:48AM by sallothered https://ift.tt/sixKo...
LA health food nuts always claim their special diet will make you way happier, less stressed, and more relaxed, yet they’re FAR more likely to lose their minds in a restaurant over a minor inconvenience than practically anyone else
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Submitted June 24, 2022 at 04:49AM by Nice-Violinist-6395 https://ift.tt/uE8Uh...
Some people give away millions of dollars as if it were their pocket money.
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Submitted June 24, 2022 at 03:43AM by PadreToshi https://ift.tt/VGhYz...
It's probably a good thing shoes aren't priced based on their size
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Submitted June 22, 2022 at 11:36AM by mechanical-avocado https://ift.tt/6BokS...
We are solving Captchas to prove we aren't robots while Google uses the data to train robots to solve Captchas.
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Submitted June 24, 2022 at 01:46AM by bloodyblack https://ift.tt/4k3RC...
Most of the people that have slipped on banana peels were probably testing to see if you could actually slip on a banana peel
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Submitted June 23, 2022 at 06:57AM by Swaqdud https://ift.tt/uxmCp...
You can tell a lot about a person based on their toiletries.
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Submitted June 23, 2022 at 04:41AM by Glittering-Animator2 https://ift.tt/O4oXL...
It’s a good thing microwaves have timers
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Submitted June 23, 2022 at 03:49AM by JonSolo1 https://ift.tt/DnbS4...
an environment suggests the dictatorship of it
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Submitted June 23, 2022 at 02:49AM by wus-hatn https://ift.tt/CHkVA...
Buses are voluntary kidnapping vehicles.
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Submitted June 23, 2022 at 01:32AM by WafflesMaker201 https://ift.tt/08wK7...
A Security Systems professional could likely have a much more lucrative immoral career reverse field engineering said systems.
That may make a great bumper sticker slogan for all their vans.
Submitted June 23, 2022 at 12:47AM by a_little_drunk https://ift.tt/6EZxY...
$500 bills may become much more common in the next decade.
With inflation growth & where cash in hand is still common.
Submitted June 22, 2022 at 04:49AM by irongi8nt https://ift.tt/iceGI...
Vegetables are the fruit of the winter
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Submitted June 22, 2022 at 03:48AM by Bourbon_Werewolf https://ift.tt/1HZAI...
Having humility starts with being ok with knowing you need it.
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Submitted June 22, 2022 at 02:37AM by TheConjugalVisit https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/vhob3p/having_humility_starts_with_being_ok_with_knowing/?utm_source=ift...
Masturbation makes men better at pleasing men, and women better at pleasing women.
Since, yknow, they kind of have the same junk down there. That should count as insider knowledge and hands on experience, shouldn’t it.
Submitted June 22, 2022 at 01:44AM by pump_kin1 https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/vhn3zp/masturbation_makes_men_better_at_pleasing_men_and/?utm_source=ift...
We see ourselves in TV characters because we can still see our faint reflection in the screen
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Submitted June 22, 2022 at 12:49AM by MSon17744 https://ift.tt/XoI45...
12 inches may make you think of a penis, but foot-long will make you think of a sandwich.
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Submitted June 21, 2022 at 03:47AM by InvaderYoshi https://ift.tt/gSUyb...
To a fish, California is on the east coast
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Submitted June 21, 2022 at 02:37AM by DoodDoes https://ift.tt/XPwHF...
A square acre is a unit for a 4-dimensional space
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Submitted June 21, 2022 at 02:47AM by Philuc04 https://ift.tt/dMafw...
Fruits are the ballsacks of plants
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Submitted June 21, 2022 at 01:39AM by thatguy13231232 https://ift.tt/g5doZ...
Because our voice is learned someone that has switched body's would still sound like themselves.
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Submitted June 21, 2022 at 12:48AM by Cutthechitchata-hole https://ift.tt/DYJNo...
Those Jet Dry Commercials of the Early 2000s with the Sentient Dishwasher Made that Blue Liquid Look Delicious.
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Submitted June 20, 2022 at 03:48AM by Old-Department-4745 https://ift.tt/YeSlR...
if you were born in a hospital, you have probably passed or talked to someone born in that same hospital on the same day as you.
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Submitted June 20, 2022 at 02:48AM by PvtJacobs https://ift.tt/thM2H...
There was an old lady who
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Submitted June 20, 2022 at 01:49AM by BluScreenOfLife https://ift.tt/DKcP8...
You have won a swimming contest before you were even born
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Submitted June 20, 2022 at 12:46AM by onlyforthisjob https://ift.tt/lCfe7...
You can't remember how you were born
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Submitted June 19, 2022 at 02:47AM by makalison https://ift.tt/LYt5P...
When you don’t know the odds, everything is 50/50
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Submitted June 19, 2022 at 02:47AM by jafooleh https://ift.tt/s1umU...
If you see a dog in any movie that was shot before 2005, that dog is positively dead.
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Submitted June 19, 2022 at 01:46AM by Tlk2000 https://ift.tt/vf6Ec...
Nearly any vehicle can be described as a chair that moves.
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Submitted June 19, 2022 at 12:39AM by KimJontheILLest https://ift.tt/HSV5A...
Modern Day Indiana Jones
Indiana Jones: It belongs in a museum!
Woke Indiana Jones: It belongs to the descendants of the indigenous people from whence it came!
Submitted June 18, 2022 at 03:37AM by somecallmetim27 https://ift.tt/MzJ3O...
If you’re a pan handler, you probably look forward to traffic
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Submitted June 18, 2022 at 03:50AM by doctormustafa https://ift.tt/P1Cw8...
The real universe is billions years ahead in the future compared to what you see in the sky
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Submitted June 18, 2022 at 02:47AM by Dacadey https://ift.tt/Htuy2...
There has died at least one person every second of a year
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Submitted June 18, 2022 at 01:47AM by AILUICIAIRID https://ift.tt/bxsun...
People who enjoy giving blowjobs, clearly like the taste of human meat
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Submitted June 18, 2022 at 12:47AM by SmokyQuartzz87 https://ift.tt/iyY7a...
crows cawk and cocks crow
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Solar energy is nuclear powered
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Submitted June 17, 2022 at 03:49AM by Supernova805 https://ift.tt/KlyjL...
You technically have a threesome with your mum and dad when you're conceived.
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Submitted June 17, 2022 at 03:49AM by lituponfire https://ift.tt/po64c...
If you boil drinking water to kill germs, you're still drinking them, they're just dead
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Submitted June 17, 2022 at 02:41AM by bomborii https://ift.tt/7CjvR...
In 20 years, eating meat will probably be frowned upon by society
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Submitted June 17, 2022 at 01:50AM by Dizzy-Noise-583 https://ift.tt/9yAJF...
Although we’ve yet to find a theoretical physicist in practice, the math clearly supports their existence.
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Submitted June 17, 2022 at 12:46AM by someonesperson https://ift.tt/7fzDl...
Hating tik tok influencers is our generation of old people hating hippies
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Submitted June 16, 2022 at 04:43AM by brettwestgor https://ift.tt/DQAiH...
Old people are probably great at sex because of how much sex they've had throughout their lives.
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Submitted June 16, 2022 at 03:48AM by Snoo-35252 https://ift.tt/AXftB...
Much like there is post nut clarity, there is also pre nut stupidity
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Submitted June 16, 2022 at 02:45AM by chshcat https://ift.tt/u93oX...
Whales and large fish probably feel claustrophobic in shallow water.
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Submitted June 16, 2022 at 01:23AM by nesqueet https://ift.tt/hGvUN...
The moon has the lowest mortality rate in the solar system.
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Submitted June 16, 2022 at 12:58AM by Initforthememe https://ift.tt/cFOas...
Many things people want are simply more specific things that they need.
Such as needing food to survive but wanting a pizza. I know it’s obvious but people just don’t think about it much.
Submitted June 15, 2022 at 02:33AM by Ok_Hospital690 https://ift.tt/wSevE...
All secrets are truths
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Submitted June 15, 2022 at 02:36AM by Mausel_Pausel https://ift.tt/l0muR...
A gumball made of sperm is a cumball
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Submitted June 15, 2022 at 02:38AM by Outrageous_Package_8 https://ift.tt/UBb3a...
Chewing on and eating ones hangnail make one a self cannibal.
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Submitted June 15, 2022 at 02:42AM by Writing_Monkey https://ift.tt/ZeOkf...
Don't brake people's heart brake their bones they have 260 of them
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Submitted June 15, 2022 at 02:49AM by CalciferCD https://ift.tt/n8kL2...
Syrup is pancake frosting.
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Submitted June 15, 2022 at 12:48AM by stonervilleusa https://ift.tt/LncUl...
The fact that if you walk barefoot a tiny sliver of glass may penetrate the sole of your foot and after circulating through your body reach the eye and cause blindness.
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Submitted June 14, 2022 at 02:39AM by BenniSk1ll https://ift.tt/ZXlpE...
There are a lot more chameleons in the world than we realize.
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Submitted June 14, 2022 at 02:39AM by shakeyjake https://ift.tt/QWgnk...
Marjorie Taylor Greene‘s vagina probably looks better than her face.
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Submitted June 14, 2022 at 02:40AM by Manbadger https://ift.tt/jQy8B...
You could have chatted with a blind person online and you wouldn‘t even know.
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Submitted June 14, 2022 at 02:40AM by Levi488 https://ift.tt/skqLv...
If clouds only accumulated once a decade, people would find them a lot of more fascinating
Especially considering how beautiful they can be at times
Submitted June 14, 2022 at 02:49AM by HourLow334 https://ift.tt/w71ZN...
some guy heard a word, found it offensive and all of humanity agreed.
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Submitted June 14, 2022 at 01:49AM by contraflop01 https://ift.tt/8AvfQ...
Actors that act within a movie within a movie have to act worse than they usually do so we know they’re acting
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Submitted June 14, 2022 at 12:49AM by Ibrahim_Alburi https://ift.tt/m5P7r...
The reason we are afraid of sentient AI destroying us is because deep down we know that we are the problem
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Submitted June 13, 2022 at 04:49AM by mercyismybae1997 https://ift.tt/roiF5...
the vast majority of mens genitals have brushed the inside of their mothers vagina.
probably a good reason we cant remember child birth.
Submitted June 13, 2022 at 03:44AM by No-Towel- https://ift.tt/jADPT...
You can use ounces per ounce as a unit of density
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Submitted June 13, 2022 at 02:47AM by eaglessoar https://ift.tt/nR1Hp...
Anakin and Padme probably didn't have sex on the beach.
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Submitted June 13, 2022 at 01:48AM by wfezzari https://ift.tt/iqVAG...
Water gets turned on whenever it touches something
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Submitted June 13, 2022 at 12:44AM by Reminder45 https://ift.tt/Y2Vr7...
Since electronics contain silver, you could theoretically beat a werewolf to death with a Nokia.
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Submitted June 12, 2022 at 04:41AM by ToyVaren https://ift.tt/hdf3k...
Sketchers are the Crocs of tennis shoes.
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Submitted June 12, 2022 at 03:43AM by justshtmypnts https://ift.tt/9l8rz...
Removing or changing music of a movie can change how scary or serious it is
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Submitted June 12, 2022 at 02:50AM by Benben377 https://ift.tt/iI3zU...
If you watch at a watch, you're a watch watcher.
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Submitted June 12, 2022 at 01:47AM by NotS2pid https://ift.tt/hd9px...
Penguins are actually orange, and look black and white because they are wearing tuxedos
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Submitted June 12, 2022 at 12:48AM by Hopeful_Wallaby3755 https://ift.tt/4fLCp...
As gas prices get higher and more people choose to walk or ride, the cost of shoes and bicycles are going to rise.
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Submitted June 11, 2022 at 04:48AM by usurperavenger https://ift.tt/E7a6o...
A broken clock is correct twice a day but a clock 1 minute ahead is never correct.
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Submitted June 11, 2022 at 03:48AM by ChampionBig7244 https://ift.tt/PoayK...
People probably actually have the most respect for those they can use informal and less polite language with.
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Submitted June 11, 2022 at 02:49AM by adamantcondition https://ift.tt/7BEgp...
There are probably some species that went extinct because of us and we don't even know they existed.
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Submitted June 11, 2022 at 01:47AM by TheLeber https://ift.tt/h98fH...
I’d rather be noticeably ugly than noticeably beautiful. Said no one ever
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Submitted June 11, 2022 at 12:47AM by pirateofOz https://ift.tt/kTpwv...
world eating titans could just be slow roasting earth around the sun for flavor.
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Submitted June 10, 2022 at 04:47AM by Dannydevitz https://ift.tt/1AyNa...
If a man on bumble matching with another man - it stays silent forever
Just wondering if this is the case
Submitted June 10, 2022 at 03:48AM by Goandtry https://ift.tt/FyGUC...
Life gets shorter the longer it gets
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Submitted June 10, 2022 at 02:48AM by Lambdalo https://ift.tt/5bTXY...
'Whom' is to 'me' as 'who' is to 'I'
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Submitted June 10, 2022 at 01:48AM by rtweir98 https://ift.tt/ZbvK9...
Obese people probably have the most well developed jaw muscles
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Submitted June 10, 2022 at 12:49AM by _FluffyUnicorn_ https://ift.tt/LojX7...
If you’re rich enough, anywhere is a parking space.
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Submitted June 09, 2022 at 03:42AM by Potterfan666 https://ift.tt/nCgmB...
Celine Dephare debunks half of the plausible Cars theories
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Submitted June 09, 2022 at 02:44AM by Shadowtyger https://ift.tt/BFcr7...
The less wise and more ignorant a person is, the harder it is to use the Socratic Method of teaching on them, because they can’t even follow their own logic.
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Submitted June 09, 2022 at 01:45AM by nrose1000 https://ift.tt/ZiS0U...
Santa giving coal is a lesson in selflessness
According to Santa lore, naughty kids, instead of getting a toy or treat that only they would enjoy, are instead given coal which, back in ye olden tymes, would have pretty much only been used to heat the child's home and benefit the whole family. Coal wasn't just some useless rock to punish kids, it was meant to teach them selflessness.
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Full-throated, blood-curdling screams are so prevalent in children's play, that it's a wonder that anyone ever comes to help when kids are actually in danger.
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Submitted June 09, 2022 at 12:49AM by Marijuanomist https://ift.tt/dHWRj...
Bedbugs were missing part of their identity before we invented beds.
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Submitted June 09, 2022 at 12:49AM by maestrogeicho https://ift.tt/kBU4i...
It’s funny how combining two flammable gases creates something that’s used to put out fires.
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Submitted June 08, 2022 at 04:48AM by ThePinkTeenager https://ift.tt/iBQGH...
Fish look like they’re drowning when they die
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Submitted June 08, 2022 at 03:47AM by infinitestares https://ift.tt/1uVqg...
Considering root beer floats are so good, a water float probably isn't half bad.
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Submitted June 08, 2022 at 02:47AM by maestrogeicho https://ift.tt/vTU4x...
Technically, the [P]ope could qualify for the Olympics and represent [V]atican City.
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Submitted June 08, 2022 at 01:41AM by 4183937645294 https://ift.tt/vGCik...
The Angry Birds craze sure has died down a bit.
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Submitted June 08, 2022 at 12:49AM by Kyrie_Da_God https://ift.tt/EvsgX...
If Someone Pays You a Compliment, They're Observant. If They Offer Criticism, They're Judgemental.
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Submitted June 07, 2022 at 04:50AM by casino_night https://ift.tt/u6pth...
Bounty really is 2x more absorbent.
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Submitted June 07, 2022 at 03:49AM by skobuffaloes https://ift.tt/6zAUQ...
Everyone's afraid of falling asleep and never waking up. No one every worries about waking up and never falling back asleep.
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Submitted June 07, 2022 at 02:50AM by ickydonkeytoothbrush https://ift.tt/2o1eh...
The things that we use the most are the things that we have to think about the least.
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Submitted June 07, 2022 at 01:40AM by TrillionSquids https://ift.tt/He1CV...
Gibberish is a palindrome
'Gibberish' reversed is 'hsirebbig' which is also gibberish
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Most people either have a six pack, or they have a six-pack.
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Submitted June 06, 2022 at 02:29AM by OMEGANINJA0247 https://ift.tt/wUl14...
It would take a surprisingly small percentage of skilled people in the world disappearing to cause standards of living to change drastically for most of the planet.
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Submitted June 06, 2022 at 02:32AM by WinabegoWarrior https://ift.tt/AtUjv...
When you’re trying a bunch of keys, the right one is always last
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Submitted June 06, 2022 at 02:39AM by cyberpunk2012 https://ift.tt/5Bu0b...
we on our planet are not the standard size in the universe. if there is life elsewhere there's a decent chance they're massive or tiny.
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Submitted June 06, 2022 at 02:40AM by FaultProfessional163 https://ift.tt/Yy2vo...
We will know AI has worked completely when we get a notice from Alexa asking why we skipped that one song in the custom playlist she made and are you mad at her.
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Submitted June 06, 2022 at 02:49AM by 4ninawells https://ift.tt/JF8DP...
The only reasons kids can't wait to grow up is because adults don't let them have any choices.
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Submitted June 06, 2022 at 01:48AM by Insanus_Umbra https://ift.tt/aSM9L...
Ice cream trucks are a case where the business struggles to find customers, and the customers struggle to find the business
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Submitted June 06, 2022 at 12:47AM by DontUpvoteThisBut https://ift.tt/tf9Ly...
If gas is too expensive we've reached that point where electric vehicles need to become the standard
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Submitted June 05, 2022 at 04:49AM by FizzlePopBerryTwist https://ift.tt/w6OXY...
A lot of suits and dresses end up six feet under
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Submitted June 05, 2022 at 03:49AM by customiser https://ift.tt/wjy2D...
Most people assume R2D2's gender.
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Submitted June 05, 2022 at 02:50AM by ToyVaren https://ift.tt/ia4oj...
Playing cricket sounds for a joke that fell flat will become an antiquated expression soon
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Submitted June 05, 2022 at 01:47AM by lilahmer https://ift.tt/fLcFm...
Axe murderers are far less common than Hollywood would have you believe
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Submitted June 05, 2022 at 12:48AM by AMRunner https://ift.tt/NOY38...
As inflation continues, we start to reach the position of Zoidberg from Futurama.
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Submitted June 04, 2022 at 02:46AM by Hammitan https://ift.tt/DIXBM...
The majority of animals will never eat a warm meal, that's kind of sad
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Submitted June 04, 2022 at 01:48AM by medardoo1 https://ift.tt/pATQG...
A lot of trust is put on the handle of a mug when drinking hot coffee
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Submitted June 04, 2022 at 12:48AM by karma-enigma https://ift.tt/2XTGE...
We can become alchemists of reality if we learn that chemistry alchemy the science of all things is simply the study of connections in interconnectivity
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Submitted June 03, 2022 at 04:48AM by Chab-is-a-plateau https://ift.tt/chSCL...
There is not One human without curly hair. Pubic hair is why
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Submitted June 03, 2022 at 03:42AM by 1j2o3r4g5e https://ift.tt/38LMN...
Videos with someone’s face reacting next to it is the modern version of a laugh track
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Submitted June 03, 2022 at 02:48AM by Kirbyfuckr https://ift.tt/ZglYD...
you always have bones exposed because of your teeth
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Submitted June 03, 2022 at 01:49AM by ilikehamilton23 https://ift.tt/TnmFH...
The point of GEICO TV commercials isn't to get you to think about your car insurance rates, it's to get you to think about GEICO when you are already thinking about your car insurance rates.
That small difference is why you see the commercials so often.
Submitted June 02, 2022 at 04:49AM by ProfitPakistan https://ift.tt/sv8O5...
All nipples are girl nipples
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Submitted June 02, 2022 at 03:50AM by Wukong-Legendd https://ift.tt/DWs6z...
If humans had claws, boxing would look a lot more like slap fighting
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Submitted June 02, 2022 at 02:46AM by supremeoverlord23 https://ift.tt/rDu2W...
We have more fingers than eyes yet they take more nerves
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Submitted June 02, 2022 at 01:48AM by MonarchOfReddit https://ift.tt/oiO7C...
anal probably feels like pooping backwards
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