Submitted July 01, 2022 at 04:39AM by downrightscabby123 https://ift.tt/zXksamB
The human brain invented things to train itself.
Submitted July 01, 2022 at 04:39AM by downrightscabby123 https://ift.tt/zXksamB
In a few years mark rober’s glitter bomb will be a space laser
Submitted July 01, 2022 at 03:41AM by russiatoast https://ift.tt/Z5CiyqW
True sadness is knowing that the ones you love will die some day, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
Submitted July 01, 2022 at 02:39AM by DarwinsMonkeyOne https://ift.tt/MoTQXD1
When you facetime in the dark, your face is illuminated by the picture of your own face
The picture starts dark but the feedback loop lights it up and stabilises on a not-completely back picture
Submitted July 01, 2022 at 01:45AM by Chunkybinkies https://ift.tt/UKERLlo
Technically, porn has made anyone who watches a Peeping Tom.
Submitted June 30, 2022 at 03:46AM by Johnfinnease https://ift.tt/8lG7Wat
Amish people play life on the hard difficulty setting
Submitted June 30, 2022 at 02:49AM by bbanjobro https://ift.tt/Qh5vfs3
people actually use fleshlights
Submitted June 30, 2022 at 01:44AM by TigerUppercut08 https://ift.tt/hQNMEfU
LinkedIn profiles are created with the intent that they will eventually not get updated.
Submitted June 30, 2022 at 01:49AM by wfezzari https://ift.tt/I14PZNR
People who train their dogs to ring bell when it wants to go out have been Pavloved by a dog
Submitted June 30, 2022 at 12:47AM by GabrielAntihero https://ift.tt/kvT03z6
reasons we find things funny: someone is getting physically or mentally damaged, unexpected events, people acting stupid intentionally, and when we're smart enough to understand things
if you think of any joke ever, they all fall under one or more of those categories, and the more categories they fall under, the funnier the joke is.
Submitted June 29, 2022 at 03:48AM by Lue_eye https://ift.tt/9WBEe7h
A cellphone's camera flash gets more use as a flashlight than as a camera flash.
Submitted June 29, 2022 at 02:48AM by ithinkimlostguys https://ift.tt/68DfIXz
Fake indoor lawns in living spaces never became a thing
Submitted June 29, 2022 at 01:44AM by morningsweetcoffee https://ift.tt/W37XsuR
You can't stand backwards on stairs
Submitted June 29, 2022 at 12:43AM by D34dM3meK1ng https://ift.tt/iEKWYJz
Despite what many films and TV shows have portrayed, Ive yet to meet anyone who keeps a spare car key in their cars sun visor.
Submitted June 28, 2022 at 04:44AM by 13thSpider https://ift.tt/791jPMq
Textual originalism is to law as intelligent design is to biology
Submitted June 28, 2022 at 03:44AM by controlled_by_bees https://ift.tt/ACZHLza
Everyone has been seen naked at one point in their lives
Submitted June 28, 2022 at 02:48AM by BlankCanvas609 https://ift.tt/GX6D2Zw
Technology is so far advanced yet the majority of people cant even begin to comprehend technology from 40 years ago
Submitted June 28, 2022 at 12:39AM by Captain-of-Doggos https://ift.tt/dBSr1vj
Nature is optimising for intelligence in humans.
The smartest people are increasingly choosing to not have children and pursue meaning and purpose from life. As intelligence is inherited in a large measure, nature is breeding out the most intelligent of the species.
Submitted June 27, 2022 at 02:32AM by neuromanser https://ift.tt/X2nxN8c
Investments and savings are tracked easily than things you waste money on.
Submitted June 27, 2022 at 02:33AM by johnreese421 https://ift.tt/FMHqyVD
We named all our organs with our brain, therefore our brain named itself...
Submitted June 27, 2022 at 02:37AM by Manic_Depressing https://ift.tt/m2CBc3X
Far more heads are smashed on bartops in movies than in real life bar fights.
Submitted June 27, 2022 at 02:40AM by Cheezeryc https://ift.tt/dWUsY0a
Many intractable disputes remain so until some unforeseen development occurs which renders the entire dispute irrelevant.
Submitted June 27, 2022 at 02:50AM by Captain_Clark https://ift.tt/FzH0bwM
To an ant, the rest of the earth must feel like outer space
Submitted June 27, 2022 at 01:48AM by PacmanTheHitman https://ift.tt/a6JwAnC
You’ve probably been an unknowing vicim of theft dozens of times
Submitted June 27, 2022 at 12:48AM by Wackyaristo https://ift.tt/yezdrv3
There are probably a lot of people who have never purchased a lemon because they have a tree
Submitted June 26, 2022 at 04:50AM by Tickletack https://ift.tt/ojKyS6I
Humans invented the meaning of life
Submitted June 26, 2022 at 03:48AM by downrightscabby123 https://ift.tt/CP15QxJ
When we talk, we just describe actions.
Submitted June 26, 2022 at 02:49AM by SirSCP-049 https://ift.tt/jz5O4EJ
More often than not, a motivational video has footage of a person doing an intense workout. But more often than not, people watch these motivational videos to get the motivation to study or work, rather than to work out.
Submitted June 26, 2022 at 01:46AM by MOISTAFBOY https://ift.tt/oNRS7fO
Everything in life is beautiful if you consciously eliminate your preference of beauty.
Submitted June 26, 2022 at 12:50AM by chinmayananda https://ift.tt/TQrCsxN
Human beings are the ultimate 3D printers
Submitted June 25, 2022 at 04:50AM by Mysterious-Meet546 https://ift.tt/D9covPx
When its cold your nipples get boners.
Submitted June 25, 2022 at 03:50AM by EatenZombie https://ift.tt/YcWF6Es
There was probably a lot of giggling in the maternity ward of hospitals on June 6, 1969.
Submitted June 25, 2022 at 02:50AM by VisibleCoat995 https://ift.tt/grV4ka6
Dyslexics have more fnu.
That is all.
Submitted June 25, 2022 at 12:48AM by sallothered https://ift.tt/sixKoQ0
LA health food nuts always claim their special diet will make you way happier, less stressed, and more relaxed, yet they’re FAR more likely to lose their minds in a restaurant over a minor inconvenience than practically anyone else
Submitted June 24, 2022 at 04:49AM by Nice-Violinist-6395 https://ift.tt/uE8Uh2X
Some people give away millions of dollars as if it were their pocket money.
Submitted June 24, 2022 at 03:43AM by PadreToshi https://ift.tt/VGhYzFL
It's probably a good thing shoes aren't priced based on their size
Submitted June 22, 2022 at 11:36AM by mechanical-avocado https://ift.tt/6BokSuw
We are solving Captchas to prove we aren't robots while Google uses the data to train robots to solve Captchas.
Submitted June 24, 2022 at 01:46AM by bloodyblack https://ift.tt/4k3RCTq
You can tell a lot about a person based on their toiletries.
Submitted June 23, 2022 at 04:41AM by Glittering-Animator2 https://ift.tt/O4oXLtg
It’s a good thing microwaves have timers
Submitted June 23, 2022 at 03:49AM by JonSolo1 https://ift.tt/DnbS4pL
an environment suggests the dictatorship of it
Submitted June 23, 2022 at 02:49AM by wus-hatn https://ift.tt/CHkVAjN
Buses are voluntary kidnapping vehicles.
Submitted June 23, 2022 at 01:32AM by WafflesMaker201 https://ift.tt/08wK7lQ
A Security Systems professional could likely have a much more lucrative immoral career reverse field engineering said systems.
That may make a great bumper sticker slogan for all their vans.
Submitted June 23, 2022 at 12:47AM by a_little_drunk https://ift.tt/6EZxYBK
$500 bills may become much more common in the next decade.
With inflation growth & where cash in hand is still common.
Submitted June 22, 2022 at 04:49AM by irongi8nt https://ift.tt/iceGIyJ
Vegetables are the fruit of the winter
Submitted June 22, 2022 at 03:48AM by Bourbon_Werewolf https://ift.tt/1HZAITu
Having humility starts with being ok with knowing you need it.
Submitted June 22, 2022 at 02:37AM by TheConjugalVisit https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/vhob3p/having_humility_starts_with_being_ok_with_knowing/?utm_source=ifttt
Masturbation makes men better at pleasing men, and women better at pleasing women.
Since, yknow, they kind of have the same junk down there. That should count as insider knowledge and hands on experience, shouldn’t it.
Submitted June 22, 2022 at 01:44AM by pump_kin1 https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/vhn3zp/masturbation_makes_men_better_at_pleasing_men_and/?utm_source=ifttt
We see ourselves in TV characters because we can still see our faint reflection in the screen
Submitted June 22, 2022 at 12:49AM by MSon17744 https://ift.tt/XoI45GD
12 inches may make you think of a penis, but foot-long will make you think of a sandwich.
Submitted June 21, 2022 at 03:47AM by InvaderYoshi https://ift.tt/gSUybwa
To a fish, California is on the east coast
Submitted June 21, 2022 at 02:37AM by DoodDoes https://ift.tt/XPwHFbO
A square acre is a unit for a 4-dimensional space
Submitted June 21, 2022 at 02:47AM by Philuc04 https://ift.tt/dMafw7s
Fruits are the ballsacks of plants
Submitted June 21, 2022 at 01:39AM by thatguy13231232 https://ift.tt/g5doZM1
Because our voice is learned someone that has switched body's would still sound like themselves.
Submitted June 21, 2022 at 12:48AM by Cutthechitchata-hole https://ift.tt/DYJNomL
Those Jet Dry Commercials of the Early 2000s with the Sentient Dishwasher Made that Blue Liquid Look Delicious.
Submitted June 20, 2022 at 03:48AM by Old-Department-4745 https://ift.tt/YeSlRfE
if you were born in a hospital, you have probably passed or talked to someone born in that same hospital on the same day as you.
Submitted June 20, 2022 at 02:48AM by PvtJacobs https://ift.tt/thM2HYI
There was an old lady who
Submitted June 20, 2022 at 01:49AM by BluScreenOfLife https://ift.tt/DKcP8ek
You have won a swimming contest before you were even born
Submitted June 20, 2022 at 12:46AM by onlyforthisjob https://ift.tt/lCfe7sp
You can't remember how you were born
Submitted June 19, 2022 at 02:47AM by makalison https://ift.tt/LYt5PyV
When you don’t know the odds, everything is 50/50
Submitted June 19, 2022 at 02:47AM by jafooleh https://ift.tt/s1umUGM
Nearly any vehicle can be described as a chair that moves.
Submitted June 19, 2022 at 12:39AM by KimJontheILLest https://ift.tt/HSV5AXy
Modern Day Indiana Jones
Indiana Jones: It belongs in a museum!
Woke Indiana Jones: It belongs to the descendants of the indigenous people from whence it came!
Submitted June 18, 2022 at 03:37AM by somecallmetim27 https://ift.tt/MzJ3OQd
If you’re a pan handler, you probably look forward to traffic
Submitted June 18, 2022 at 03:50AM by doctormustafa https://ift.tt/P1Cw8Xb
There has died at least one person every second of a year
Submitted June 18, 2022 at 01:47AM by AILUICIAIRID https://ift.tt/bxsunaT
People who enjoy giving blowjobs, clearly like the taste of human meat
Submitted June 18, 2022 at 12:47AM by SmokyQuartzz87 https://ift.tt/iyY7aKq
crows cawk and cocks crow
Submitted June 17, 2022 at 03:46AM by DrF4rtB4rf https://ift.tt/ISwuBrq
Solar energy is nuclear powered
Submitted June 17, 2022 at 03:49AM by Supernova805 https://ift.tt/KlyjL6I
You technically have a threesome with your mum and dad when you're conceived.
Submitted June 17, 2022 at 03:49AM by lituponfire https://ift.tt/po64cai
If you boil drinking water to kill germs, you're still drinking them, they're just dead
Submitted June 17, 2022 at 02:41AM by bomborii https://ift.tt/7CjvRH6
In 20 years, eating meat will probably be frowned upon by society
Submitted June 17, 2022 at 01:50AM by Dizzy-Noise-583 https://ift.tt/9yAJFc3
Although we’ve yet to find a theoretical physicist in practice, the math clearly supports their existence.
Submitted June 17, 2022 at 12:46AM by someonesperson https://ift.tt/7fzDl82
Hating tik tok influencers is our generation of old people hating hippies
Submitted June 16, 2022 at 04:43AM by brettwestgor https://ift.tt/DQAiH41
Old people are probably great at sex because of how much sex they've had throughout their lives.
Submitted June 16, 2022 at 03:48AM by Snoo-35252 https://ift.tt/AXftByU
Whales and large fish probably feel claustrophobic in shallow water.
Submitted June 16, 2022 at 01:23AM by nesqueet https://ift.tt/hGvUNQ9
The moon has the lowest mortality rate in the solar system.
Submitted June 16, 2022 at 12:58AM by Initforthememe https://ift.tt/cFOas7U
Many things people want are simply more specific things that they need.
Such as needing food to survive but wanting a pizza. I know it’s obvious but people just don’t think about it much.
Submitted June 15, 2022 at 02:33AM by Ok_Hospital690 https://ift.tt/wSevEju
All secrets are truths
Submitted June 15, 2022 at 02:36AM by Mausel_Pausel https://ift.tt/l0muR8d
A gumball made of sperm is a cumball
Submitted June 15, 2022 at 02:38AM by Outrageous_Package_8 https://ift.tt/UBb3afQ
Chewing on and eating ones hangnail make one a self cannibal.
Submitted June 15, 2022 at 02:42AM by Writing_Monkey https://ift.tt/ZeOkflq
Don't brake people's heart brake their bones they have 260 of them
Submitted June 15, 2022 at 02:49AM by CalciferCD https://ift.tt/n8kL2aX
Syrup is pancake frosting.
Submitted June 15, 2022 at 12:48AM by stonervilleusa https://ift.tt/LncUlCa
The fact that if you walk barefoot a tiny sliver of glass may penetrate the sole of your foot and after circulating through your body reach the eye and cause blindness.
Submitted June 14, 2022 at 02:39AM by BenniSk1ll https://ift.tt/ZXlpEB0
There are a lot more chameleons in the world than we realize.
Submitted June 14, 2022 at 02:39AM by shakeyjake https://ift.tt/QWgnkNm
Marjorie Taylor Greene‘s vagina probably looks better than her face.
Submitted June 14, 2022 at 02:40AM by Manbadger https://ift.tt/jQy8BW7
If clouds only accumulated once a decade, people would find them a lot of more fascinating
Especially considering how beautiful they can be at times
Submitted June 14, 2022 at 02:49AM by HourLow334 https://ift.tt/w71ZNbQ
some guy heard a word, found it offensive and all of humanity agreed.
Submitted June 14, 2022 at 01:49AM by contraflop01 https://ift.tt/8AvfQXO
Actors that act within a movie within a movie have to act worse than they usually do so we know they’re acting
Submitted June 14, 2022 at 12:49AM by Ibrahim_Alburi https://ift.tt/m5P7rSM
The reason we are afraid of sentient AI destroying us is because deep down we know that we are the problem
Submitted June 13, 2022 at 04:49AM by mercyismybae1997 https://ift.tt/roiF5jG
the vast majority of mens genitals have brushed the inside of their mothers vagina.
probably a good reason we cant remember child birth.
Submitted June 13, 2022 at 03:44AM by No-Towel- https://ift.tt/jADPTH3
You can use ounces per ounce as a unit of density
Submitted June 13, 2022 at 02:47AM by eaglessoar https://ift.tt/nR1Hp8t
Anakin and Padme probably didn't have sex on the beach.
Submitted June 13, 2022 at 01:48AM by wfezzari https://ift.tt/iqVAG56
Water gets turned on whenever it touches something
Submitted June 13, 2022 at 12:44AM by Reminder45 https://ift.tt/Y2Vr79Q
Since electronics contain silver, you could theoretically beat a werewolf to death with a Nokia.
Submitted June 12, 2022 at 04:41AM by ToyVaren https://ift.tt/hdf3kJY
Sketchers are the Crocs of tennis shoes.
Submitted June 12, 2022 at 03:43AM by justshtmypnts https://ift.tt/9l8rzRS
Removing or changing music of a movie can change how scary or serious it is
Submitted June 12, 2022 at 02:50AM by Benben377 https://ift.tt/iI3zUCP
If you watch at a watch, you're a watch watcher.
Submitted June 12, 2022 at 01:47AM by NotS2pid https://ift.tt/hd9pxTJ
Penguins are actually orange, and look black and white because they are wearing tuxedos
Submitted June 12, 2022 at 12:48AM by Hopeful_Wallaby3755 https://ift.tt/4fLCp3I
As gas prices get higher and more people choose to walk or ride, the cost of shoes and bicycles are going to rise.
Submitted June 11, 2022 at 04:48AM by usurperavenger https://ift.tt/E7a6oNt
A broken clock is correct twice a day but a clock 1 minute ahead is never correct.
Submitted June 11, 2022 at 03:48AM by ChampionBig7244 https://ift.tt/PoayK0I
People probably actually have the most respect for those they can use informal and less polite language with.
Submitted June 11, 2022 at 02:49AM by adamantcondition https://ift.tt/7BEgpVF
There are probably some species that went extinct because of us and we don't even know they existed.
Submitted June 11, 2022 at 01:47AM by TheLeber https://ift.tt/h98fHB0
I’d rather be noticeably ugly than noticeably beautiful. Said no one ever
Submitted June 11, 2022 at 12:47AM by pirateofOz https://ift.tt/kTpwvUD
world eating titans could just be slow roasting earth around the sun for flavor.
Submitted June 10, 2022 at 04:47AM by Dannydevitz https://ift.tt/1AyNavE
If a man on bumble matching with another man - it stays silent forever
Just wondering if this is the case
Submitted June 10, 2022 at 03:48AM by Goandtry https://ift.tt/FyGUC36
Life gets shorter the longer it gets
Submitted June 10, 2022 at 02:48AM by Lambdalo https://ift.tt/5bTXYIm
'Whom' is to 'me' as 'who' is to 'I'
Submitted June 10, 2022 at 01:48AM by rtweir98 https://ift.tt/ZbvK9NH
Obese people probably have the most well developed jaw muscles
Submitted June 10, 2022 at 12:49AM by _FluffyUnicorn_ https://ift.tt/LojX785
If you’re rich enough, anywhere is a parking space.
Submitted June 09, 2022 at 03:42AM by Potterfan666 https://ift.tt/nCgmBjE
Celine Dephare debunks half of the plausible Cars theories
Submitted June 09, 2022 at 02:44AM by Shadowtyger https://ift.tt/BFcr7ou
The less wise and more ignorant a person is, the harder it is to use the Socratic Method of teaching on them, because they can’t even follow their own logic.
Submitted June 09, 2022 at 01:45AM by nrose1000 https://ift.tt/ZiS0UrH
Santa giving coal is a lesson in selflessness
According to Santa lore, naughty kids, instead of getting a toy or treat that only they would enjoy, are instead given coal which, back in ye olden tymes, would have pretty much only been used to heat the child's home and benefit the whole family. Coal wasn't just some useless rock to punish kids, it was meant to teach them selflessness.
Submitted June 09, 2022 at 01:45AM by Budsygus https://ift.tt/eSINiaq
Full-throated, blood-curdling screams are so prevalent in children's play, that it's a wonder that anyone ever comes to help when kids are actually in danger.
Submitted June 09, 2022 at 12:49AM by Marijuanomist https://ift.tt/dHWRjMY
Bedbugs were missing part of their identity before we invented beds.
Submitted June 09, 2022 at 12:49AM by maestrogeicho https://ift.tt/kBU4ipS
It’s funny how combining two flammable gases creates something that’s used to put out fires.
Submitted June 08, 2022 at 04:48AM by ThePinkTeenager https://ift.tt/iBQGHZz
Fish look like they’re drowning when they die
Submitted June 08, 2022 at 03:47AM by infinitestares https://ift.tt/1uVqgD5
Considering root beer floats are so good, a water float probably isn't half bad.
Submitted June 08, 2022 at 02:47AM by maestrogeicho https://ift.tt/vTU4xWI
Technically, the [P]ope could qualify for the Olympics and represent [V]atican City.
Submitted June 08, 2022 at 01:41AM by 4183937645294 https://ift.tt/vGCikPU
The Angry Birds craze sure has died down a bit.
Submitted June 08, 2022 at 12:49AM by Kyrie_Da_God https://ift.tt/EvsgX5A
If Someone Pays You a Compliment, They're Observant. If They Offer Criticism, They're Judgemental.
Submitted June 07, 2022 at 04:50AM by casino_night https://ift.tt/u6pthrw
Bounty really is 2x more absorbent.
Submitted June 07, 2022 at 03:49AM by skobuffaloes https://ift.tt/6zAUQm4
Everyone's afraid of falling asleep and never waking up. No one every worries about waking up and never falling back asleep.
Submitted June 07, 2022 at 02:50AM by ickydonkeytoothbrush https://ift.tt/2o1eh3p
The things that we use the most are the things that we have to think about the least.
Submitted June 07, 2022 at 01:40AM by TrillionSquids https://ift.tt/He1CVuS
Gibberish is a palindrome
'Gibberish' reversed is 'hsirebbig' which is also gibberish
Submitted June 07, 2022 at 12:43AM by Toothpik556 https://ift.tt/Dn8QPry
Most people either have a six pack, or they have a six-pack.
Submitted June 06, 2022 at 02:29AM by OMEGANINJA0247 https://ift.tt/wUl14Tg
It would take a surprisingly small percentage of skilled people in the world disappearing to cause standards of living to change drastically for most of the planet.
Submitted June 06, 2022 at 02:32AM by WinabegoWarrior https://ift.tt/AtUjvDc
When you’re trying a bunch of keys, the right one is always last
Submitted June 06, 2022 at 02:39AM by cyberpunk2012 https://ift.tt/5Bu0bRI
we on our planet are not the standard size in the universe. if there is life elsewhere there's a decent chance they're massive or tiny.
Submitted June 06, 2022 at 02:40AM by FaultProfessional163 https://ift.tt/Yy2vorM
We will know AI has worked completely when we get a notice from Alexa asking why we skipped that one song in the custom playlist she made and are you mad at her.
Submitted June 06, 2022 at 02:49AM by 4ninawells https://ift.tt/JF8DP9v
The only reasons kids can't wait to grow up is because adults don't let them have any choices.
Submitted June 06, 2022 at 01:48AM by Insanus_Umbra https://ift.tt/aSM9Lpu
Ice cream trucks are a case where the business struggles to find customers, and the customers struggle to find the business
Submitted June 06, 2022 at 12:47AM by DontUpvoteThisBut https://ift.tt/tf9LyGD
If gas is too expensive we've reached that point where electric vehicles need to become the standard
Submitted June 05, 2022 at 04:49AM by FizzlePopBerryTwist https://ift.tt/w6OXYtx
A lot of suits and dresses end up six feet under
Submitted June 05, 2022 at 03:49AM by customiser https://ift.tt/wjy2DxT
Most people assume R2D2's gender.
Submitted June 05, 2022 at 02:50AM by ToyVaren https://ift.tt/ia4ojGD
Playing cricket sounds for a joke that fell flat will become an antiquated expression soon
Submitted June 05, 2022 at 01:47AM by lilahmer https://ift.tt/fLcFmJs
Axe murderers are far less common than Hollywood would have you believe
Submitted June 05, 2022 at 12:48AM by AMRunner https://ift.tt/NOY385Q
As inflation continues, we start to reach the position of Zoidberg from Futurama.
Submitted June 04, 2022 at 02:46AM by Hammitan https://ift.tt/DIXBMbW
The majority of animals will never eat a warm meal, that's kind of sad
Submitted June 04, 2022 at 01:48AM by medardoo1 https://ift.tt/pATQGhS
A lot of trust is put on the handle of a mug when drinking hot coffee
Submitted June 04, 2022 at 12:48AM by karma-enigma https://ift.tt/2XTGEfp
We can become alchemists of reality if we learn that chemistry alchemy the science of all things is simply the study of connections in interconnectivity
Submitted June 03, 2022 at 04:48AM by Chab-is-a-plateau https://ift.tt/chSCLNy
There is not One human without curly hair. Pubic hair is why
Submitted June 03, 2022 at 03:42AM by 1j2o3r4g5e https://ift.tt/38LMNWJ
Videos with someone’s face reacting next to it is the modern version of a laugh track
Submitted June 03, 2022 at 02:48AM by Kirbyfuckr https://ift.tt/ZglYDSB
you always have bones exposed because of your teeth
Submitted June 03, 2022 at 01:49AM by ilikehamilton23 https://ift.tt/TnmFHu7
The point of GEICO TV commercials isn't to get you to think about your car insurance rates, it's to get you to think about GEICO when you are already thinking about your car insurance rates.
That small difference is why you see the commercials so often.
Submitted June 02, 2022 at 04:49AM by ProfitPakistan https://ift.tt/sv8O5cW
All nipples are girl nipples
Submitted June 02, 2022 at 03:50AM by Wukong-Legendd https://ift.tt/DWs6zfc
If humans had claws, boxing would look a lot more like slap fighting
Submitted June 02, 2022 at 02:46AM by supremeoverlord23 https://ift.tt/rDu2WP1
We have more fingers than eyes yet they take more nerves
Submitted June 02, 2022 at 01:48AM by MonarchOfReddit https://ift.tt/oiO7Caq
anal probably feels like pooping backwards
Submitted June 02, 2022 at 12:46AM by Stupeed_boii https://ift.tt/ejBNyT9