It’s technically possible to travel anywhere on Earth by going just north and south.

Go north until you reach the North Pole and from there every direction is south.

Submitted November 01, 2022 at 04:45AM by Space____Ranger https://ift.tt/3poJluX

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Anybody can be a costume on Halloween

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Submitted November 01, 2022 at 03:46AM by kp33ze https://ift.tt/YZzcKMS

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LEDs are radio stations for your eyeballs.

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Submitted November 01, 2022 at 02:42AM by GeorgieWashington https://ift.tt/9Ent8Ps

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A Nightmare Before Christmas is about cultural appropriation.

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Submitted November 01, 2022 at 01:44AM by ray25lee https://ift.tt/l3ySUhC

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There’s a pretty good chance you’ve walked by someone you’ve played video games with online in a random lobby, but just didn’t know.

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Submitted November 01, 2022 at 12:48AM by Background-Relief-37 https://ift.tt/zBUvh47

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Questioning gives answer and questioning the answers give birth to nihilism.

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Submitted October 31, 2022 at 03:47AM by philosopher_raccon https://ift.tt/EjQkzT3

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Ghosts remain for unfinished business, meaning that 99% of ghosts are here because they didn't get a chance to relieve themselves before dying

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Submitted October 31, 2022 at 02:18AM by Arashmin https://ift.tt/y3cC2G8

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Mobile phones are one of the only things that the average person and a billionaire spend the same amount of money on.

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Submitted October 31, 2022 at 02:36AM by Piinntto https://ift.tt/Kak4Lu6

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DOOM is probably the most widely available game since it’s been ported to so many devices

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Submitted October 31, 2022 at 01:43AM by Hezmix https://ift.tt/kf50Cw4

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There is more land than there is ocean, because there is land under ocean.

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Submitted October 31, 2022 at 01:47AM by DefinitionGold1475 https://ift.tt/gp8i69R

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A lot of people probably have just bought or will soon buy their last gasoline vehicle.

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Submitted October 31, 2022 at 12:45AM by Gnostic_Gnocchi https://ift.tt/JdLUcbo

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Cheese is a renewable resource.

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Submitted October 30, 2022 at 03:44AM by Solvardi https://ift.tt/mZN7kaw

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Phobias are fetishes if the effect was fear instead of pleasure

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Submitted October 30, 2022 at 02:40AM by Square_Independent_9 https://ift.tt/3ZroBOC

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All risks are calculated ones, but some people are terrible at math.

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Submitted October 30, 2022 at 02:41AM by wfezzari https://ift.tt/GcOrRph

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The human/homo genus has been a major evoĺutionary failure

all the species in the genus homo (which has appeared around 2 million years ago) have gone extinct, and we have only survived the last human species to go extinct (Homo neanderthalensis) by around 40,000 years; not an extraordinary feat and certainly not something that should make us feel special or that we're not going to face the same fate.

Submitted October 30, 2022 at 01:47AM by dolekanteel https://ift.tt/fESBjZ7

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In the Naruto universe, there's probably a jutsu to alleviate constipation.

Like, you weave sone signs and a snake made of days of backed up poop effortlessly slithers out of your bum.

Submitted October 30, 2022 at 12:49AM by BorgClown https://ift.tt/fvCsg0E

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The early and late of the day sounds far but is actually close

I am not sure if someone already said this one

Submitted October 29, 2022 at 04:49AM by Labriction https://ift.tt/8nNKzyS

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Maybe we're underrating how important it is for partner compatibility that both are mutually snobby. Otherwise one will always be seen as a snob, and the other as trash.

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Submitted October 29, 2022 at 03:49AM by PieceOfDatFancyFeast https://ift.tt/75GiLoQ

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The tradition of the person who’s birthday it is getting the first slice of cake was probably created so that they didn’t have to feel as bad about others not getting a slice if the cake was too small for everyone at the party to get one/the family couldn’t afford a large cake

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Submitted October 29, 2022 at 02:48AM by wasdking1 https://ift.tt/MPxlpqn

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All children are technically Santa’s little helpers

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Submitted October 29, 2022 at 01:49AM by SeventyTwoCrew https://ift.tt/UnKOvJ6

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Rejecting fashion became a worldwide fashion trend

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Submitted October 29, 2022 at 12:49AM by the_doll_in_ur_room https://ift.tt/2fDAlZ3

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There’s no point painting a super realistic painting when you can just take a photo

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Submitted October 28, 2022 at 03:44AM by SleepWalking9 https://ift.tt/vVxDbX7

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October 10th was a 10/10 day.

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Submitted October 28, 2022 at 02:48AM by _Mistatsim_ https://ift.tt/MZkscIi

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Being tied-down to your wife and kids can make you feel trapped especially if the trunk is locked

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Submitted October 28, 2022 at 01:43AM by ApproachablePotato https://ift.tt/0MXjAce

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New Year’s Eve sunglass manufacturers probably made more profits from 2001-2009 because the zeros make it look better.

Look at those type of sunglasses from other years and they look terrible

Submitted October 28, 2022 at 01:48AM by Scientist78 https://ift.tt/ZtVlu92

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It's weird how all these Kanye incidents seem to happen around an album release

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Submitted October 28, 2022 at 12:49AM by BeefsMcGeefs https://ift.tt/TLEViYr

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Buying abandoned storage units is a live action gacha game

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Submitted October 27, 2022 at 04:37AM by RelentlessLOV https://ift.tt/bhsDkol

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Well-done steak is a steak that is not done well.

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Submitted October 27, 2022 at 03:39AM by plato-goldberg https://ift.tt/wdFa5XR

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Twelve comes after thirteen alphabetically.

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Submitted October 27, 2022 at 02:46AM by AntiseptiKyle https://ift.tt/qPAlC1t

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The fact that dreams and even our imagation can seem so realistic causes some of us to lose our grasp on reality.

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Submitted October 27, 2022 at 01:48AM by xvril https://ift.tt/VTch7Gf

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In general it is easier to make things hot than it is to make things cold.

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Submitted October 27, 2022 at 12:37AM by kabrielr https://ift.tt/aoXL6kI

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Forty is the first and only number to also be in alphabetical order

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Submitted October 26, 2022 at 03:11AM by AnApexBread https://ift.tt/f9mH1ZB

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Life can be viewed as the universe’s effort to decrease entropy

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Submitted October 26, 2022 at 01:19AM by TheRealTeacherman https://ift.tt/hCUObe1

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There is no valid pair to the word somehow like there is to somewhen/sometime and somewhere/someplace

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Submitted October 26, 2022 at 01:26AM by Mr_Muffin100 https://ift.tt/ZUfMNpJ

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Asking for help does not avoid blame if things go wrong

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Submitted October 26, 2022 at 01:31AM by xxmybestfriendplank https://ift.tt/aIWuq2R

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Substitute a tennis ball for the ball or puck in any other ball sport and it'll still be fun

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Submitted October 26, 2022 at 01:35AM by balaclavaloungeparty https://ift.tt/OjB6ILp

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People often think giving oral sex to men is gay, but it's not if you're not gay and he's your friend that's also not gay

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Submitted October 26, 2022 at 01:51AM by Slovenec4444 https://ift.tt/sp8SLOx

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The night sky is a museum full of artifacts from the past

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Submitted October 26, 2022 at 12:38AM by butterymix https://ift.tt/MEIqPlB

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Hate has no colors because its always transparent.

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Submitted October 25, 2022 at 01:34AM by PeskieBrucelle https://ift.tt/iwyKPf4

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Life insurance premiums in the MCU must be really high

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Submitted October 25, 2022 at 01:38AM by CravinAzn https://ift.tt/Fpc9Q8T

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We live on the water planet, but most people can’t swim.

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Submitted October 25, 2022 at 01:43AM by Borderline-ethereal https://ift.tt/sqDoTnl

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Plans to turn the same ingredient into different things

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Submitted October 25, 2022 at 01:44AM by bumstuffer123 https://ift.tt/fN2gqxm

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Eating large insects that live in water is more popular than eating small insects that live on land.

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Submitted October 25, 2022 at 12:05AM by Fresh-Statement3618 https://ift.tt/KQB1JF2

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The great thing about chaos is that there is no need for perfection.

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Submitted October 25, 2022 at 12:34AM by Fluffydress https://ift.tt/ZdzeupT

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People on each social media criticise each other, when in reality they are all equally toxic, just in different ways.

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Submitted October 25, 2022 at 12:34AM by Slow-Razzmatazz-4005 https://ift.tt/KaMTOku

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Sometimes people probably pretend you're a bad person so they won't feel guilty for how they've treated you

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Submitted October 25, 2022 at 12:41AM by TheBravan https://ift.tt/oXeOkvl

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Dudes will wear salmon but a shade lighter into pink - no

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Submitted October 24, 2022 at 04:47AM by Tiddernud https://ift.tt/9WrzYwT

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There is always a part of your house you haven’t discovered yet

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Submitted October 24, 2022 at 03:45AM by kanyesbestfriend https://ift.tt/6YniOcN

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There's more plain in the ocean than boats in the sky.

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Submitted October 24, 2022 at 02:47AM by ShadySkinnyBoy https://ift.tt/FTGgyhS

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Photons are massless and have infinite energy, we are all anti-photons.

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Submitted October 24, 2022 at 01:48AM by mallolike https://ift.tt/x2yzQsY

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There probably won’t be any more episodes of Black Mirror, because reality has already caught up.

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Submitted October 24, 2022 at 12:42AM by luwaonline1 https://ift.tt/rEB2KH1

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Every single fanfiction written about Rick and morty is technically canonical

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Submitted October 23, 2022 at 03:40AM by Jackaware69 https://ift.tt/3wFPn0q

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People like the smell of babies but not the smell of the elderly

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Submitted October 23, 2022 at 02:35AM by Murkpants https://ift.tt/zlgDhE7

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Marriage is ultimately about acceptance, the willingness to see all faults and love them as they are.

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Submitted October 23, 2022 at 02:42AM by TheConjugalVisit https://ift.tt/i5FrzWy

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Multiples of 5 are most likely the only odd numbers that get more love than any other odd number.

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Submitted October 23, 2022 at 01:50AM by MichaelMotherDater https://ift.tt/NPh1DkQ

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A cell membrane doesn't let molecules in, it's just other molecules allowing each other in

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Submitted October 23, 2022 at 12:40AM by Ludo_guy https://ift.tt/7e4sIt2

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Boris Johnson resigned because her didn't want to be PM when the Queen kicked the bucket.

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Submitted October 22, 2022 at 03:33AM by P5racer https://ift.tt/R6QjzTJ

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It's much harder to find your phone when you live alone.

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Submitted October 22, 2022 at 01:55AM by skeleton_made_o_bone https://ift.tt/veyYr5q

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There are an awful lot of rules around here

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Submitted October 22, 2022 at 02:33AM by St3v3nMS3 https://ift.tt/yvPwqXa

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We have iron in our blood. So technically, we can attract a human body with an enough strong magnet.

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Submitted October 22, 2022 at 02:36AM by Mouhahaha_ https://ift.tt/WshpmQx

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The biggest misconception from porn is that you'll always want to have sex.

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Submitted October 20, 2022 at 08:07PM by MohammadRezaPahlavi https://ift.tt/mi2O1cK

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Golf is the only sport with a preset score.

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Submitted October 20, 2022 at 07:31AM by Joshhagan6 https://ift.tt/JG80mrF

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Can’t have shid without the fard but CAN have fard without the shid

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Submitted October 20, 2022 at 07:32AM by CarniverousApple https://ift.tt/srAKuSH

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A dick has a hard life

Hair is always a mess, neighbors an ass hole, owner beats him, and his best friend is a pussy

Submitted October 21, 2022 at 02:41AM by newherel https://ift.tt/LxuB9of

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Losing one leg lowers your BMI significantly. Losing both legs does the opposite.

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Submitted October 21, 2022 at 01:25AM by Jbergur https://ift.tt/cYg7REh

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The evolution of warfare is simply improving the way we hurl bits of metal at each other.

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Submitted October 21, 2022 at 01:31AM by oddsenseofhumour https://ift.tt/Z7d8iEx

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The board game Battleship was just a way to teach kids how to use spreadsheets

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Submitted October 21, 2022 at 01:36AM by madcatzplayer3 https://ift.tt/pkgUQb3

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As popular as Tennis was when it was invented....im guessing Dogs were even more excited.

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Submitted October 21, 2022 at 01:47AM by Outworldentity https://ift.tt/9kQID3o

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Evolution is a greedy algorithm

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Submitted October 21, 2022 at 01:49AM by Yozav https://ift.tt/6w2W9s3

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When someone is talking to you, the more personality and energy they have, the more fun the conversation is. When that same person is sitting next to you talking on the phone to someone, the more energy they have the more irritating it is.

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Submitted October 21, 2022 at 12:51AM by OneQuadrillionOwls https://ift.tt/DqWfUiC

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2022 and still no 'delete all' option on sky Q recorded series

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Submitted October 20, 2022 at 02:02AM by taflad https://ift.tt/TN2dVmv

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Babies don’t know dreams aren’t real, so they must think they have some crazy adventures every night.

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Submitted October 20, 2022 at 02:19AM by Master_of_Fuck_Ups https://ift.tt/TtEyiGd

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We’re incredibly lucky as a species that glass exists and can be easily produced

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Submitted October 20, 2022 at 02:21AM by NoNo_Cilantro https://ift.tt/5dbrwSA

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Your eyes are the only thing you will never actually see

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Submitted October 20, 2022 at 02:22AM by Jack-Of-All-Trades- https://ift.tt/GQBipfw

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Most animals can't jack off.

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Submitted October 20, 2022 at 02:44AM by Antique-Salad5333 https://ift.tt/qGn5ORk

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There's probably been at least a few people who have died from eating food stuffed with laxatives as revenge for workplace lunch stealing.

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Submitted October 20, 2022 at 01:50AM by RelaxyCalm https://ift.tt/6WlvLws

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None of the fish in massive shoals have any idea who’s in charge.

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Submitted October 20, 2022 at 12:41AM by attentyv https://ift.tt/iABFsK6

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Getting laid is great, getting laid out is not.

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Submitted October 19, 2022 at 02:52AM by A_Bit_Drunker https://ift.tt/GXizMn9

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A weighted blanket is a nope.

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Submitted October 19, 2022 at 03:00AM by shamadizzle https://ift.tt/tIjuf5i

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People know that they are spending money to be less healthy but still buy cigarettes

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Submitted October 19, 2022 at 03:01AM by ErnoITA https://ift.tt/f6Uly4p

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$100k/year is not a rich person’s salary anymore.

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Submitted October 19, 2022 at 03:21AM by Lightoftheembersky https://ift.tt/4dtrMwG

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Vacuum cleaners that suck don’t suck, while vacuum cleaners that suck don’t suck.

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Submitted October 19, 2022 at 03:37AM by ExWeirdStuffPornstar https://ift.tt/HvnbrNz

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Humans are probably uniquely identifiable by only the smell of their farts.

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Submitted October 19, 2022 at 01:44AM by Alabussy https://ift.tt/wfUYOLH

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We may never meet the most compatible person with us in the world

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Submitted October 19, 2022 at 12:49AM by Aggravating-Mess-379 https://ift.tt/mwuGTxC

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All NPCs have aimbot.

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Submitted October 19, 2022 at 12:50AM by Yeetthyself64 https://ift.tt/5hpCmkE

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People who sleep naked are clearly not afraid of mosquitos

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Submitted October 18, 2022 at 03:36AM by FewImprovement6877 https://ift.tt/K3ItVqL

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The fact that there is no video evidence of lizard people proves that lizard people control everything and prevent any footage from being released

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Submitted October 18, 2022 at 03:40AM by _invalidusername https://ift.tt/e6Juw82

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Most people don't truly realize/appreciate how hard it is to be disabled

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Submitted October 18, 2022 at 03:42AM by JKolodne https://ift.tt/rACNXD3

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Most people will never see their own teeth if not with a mirror.

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Submitted October 18, 2022 at 02:48AM by ITeachFishes https://ift.tt/acnmzMh

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Thousands of years of civilization and we still couldn't figure out how to make a future where out children don't need to work.

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Submitted October 18, 2022 at 01:35AM by Similor https://ift.tt/qOg4yNz

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Yelling out of fear was likely an evolved behavior for scaring off predators.

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Submitted October 18, 2022 at 12:45AM by AshBasil https://ift.tt/ALrzfPo

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Let you be you.

Don't get in the way of yourself.

Submitted October 17, 2022 at 04:16AM by legendofthekarma https://ift.tt/VGvZ7JQ

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Cats come in two flavors

Ones that will look where you point or those that come up and sniff the end of your finger.

Submitted October 17, 2022 at 03:47AM by ISeeEverythingYouDo https://ift.tt/Z32PWqc

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Every picture taken of an animal is a nude

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Submitted October 17, 2022 at 02:42AM by SnafuInTheVoid https://ift.tt/LJ2ZUto

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When you put ice into a safe, you turn it into a very secure cooler.

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Submitted October 17, 2022 at 01:26AM by Striking-Method-5119 https://ift.tt/8CvklZO

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Hearing a song that's absolutely hated playing in your final moments seems like a horrible demise and isn't unlikely to happen.

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Submitted October 17, 2022 at 12:45AM by Assassinatitties https://ift.tt/Xjuz3Zv

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The only parking lot where people will stop at let you back out is at Costco.

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Submitted October 16, 2022 at 04:49AM by oryhiou https://ift.tt/KM0as39

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We all came from a well-placed creme pie

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Submitted October 16, 2022 at 03:47AM by dandiling https://ift.tt/ft95hx7

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When people want to experience the universe, tell them to go fuck themselves.

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Submitted October 16, 2022 at 02:42AM by bunnylove5811 https://ift.tt/C3GUt6F

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Piggy banks become more and more impractical as inflation rises.

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Submitted October 16, 2022 at 01:24AM by your_pal_crow https://ift.tt/Qoa5Ap9

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A tragic side effect to elective euthanasia is that medical insurance companies might prefer it instead of expensive live saving treatment because it’s cheaper.

Medical companies are bad enough now. What happens when instead of healing is, they would rather us die instead and it’s a viable option?

Submitted October 16, 2022 at 12:44AM by DonovanBanks https://ift.tt/C4vpJc0

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Even the most attractive people take ugly poops

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Submitted October 15, 2022 at 04:48AM by aidsfordays https://ift.tt/KSWlZsX

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The most humble person in the world will never let themselves be recognized for their achievement.

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Submitted October 15, 2022 at 03:49AM by Junior_Bath5555 https://ift.tt/ckSKZUP

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In the same way workers don’t feel loyal to ungrateful employers nowadays, leaders aren’t loyal to countries anymore.

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Submitted October 15, 2022 at 02:49AM by Damantinomies https://ift.tt/MlAWuoE

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a ZOO is a jail house for an animal

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Submitted October 15, 2022 at 01:50AM by Master_Mix_4848 https://ift.tt/pZy5q4n

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You’ve probably set multiple world records for things no one’s keeping track of in your lifetime

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Submitted October 15, 2022 at 12:48AM by Iguessillsmokeablunt https://ift.tt/txMXrHp

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'Either/or' is about deciding either either or or

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Submitted October 14, 2022 at 04:48AM by Lozmosis https://ift.tt/QYbNv9a

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Every 60 minutes, its 4:20 in a country.

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Submitted October 14, 2022 at 03:48AM by Fun_Month_6310 https://ift.tt/BRuIdw6

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It's possible that intelligence agencies like the CIA have adopted Among Us as a training aid to help their spies practice lying.

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Submitted October 14, 2022 at 02:41AM by Oktayey https://ift.tt/2jAE1at

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As social equality increases, professional activists will have to scrape the bottom of the barrel or they’ll be out of a job

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Submitted October 14, 2022 at 01:45AM by Zealousideal_Ad_1604 https://ift.tt/xw7AnNO

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Cosmetic surgery is considered problematic and vain, but getting braces as a kid isn't.

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Submitted October 14, 2022 at 12:48AM by mustichooseausernam3 https://ift.tt/RD85xGf

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Humans are the true invasive species of Earth, but we're also the only one to care enough about our environment to fix it.

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Submitted October 13, 2022 at 04:45AM by Pyzzeen https://ift.tt/A98ixXO

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Taking off your shoes at the end of a long day at work is as relaxing as post-nut clarity.

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Submitted October 13, 2022 at 03:44AM by Anoobis_117 https://ift.tt/JAB7a49

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Winter is the only season that occurs twice a year.

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Submitted October 13, 2022 at 02:47AM by pgj1997 https://ift.tt/rVIXwo0

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Choose a specific version of chaos, and you'll have order.

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Submitted October 13, 2022 at 01:32AM by celestialscholar https://ift.tt/AiJQVFD

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Breakups lead to songs which people listen to after they break up

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Submitted October 13, 2022 at 12:47AM by onlyforthisjob https://ift.tt/qScNOfi

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The average of a thousand double digit IQ's is still a double digit IQ

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Submitted October 12, 2022 at 02:25AM by Masspoint https://ift.tt/UwGEBbv

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A great indikator how much you like your life is how much you are stressed about your age.

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Submitted October 12, 2022 at 02:35AM by I_am_unique6435 https://ift.tt/aPdvJ2w

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People born in late October or in November were likely conceived on Valentine's Day.

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Submitted October 12, 2022 at 02:40AM by Rumcake256 https://ift.tt/gXDVtPT

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Fundraisers are microtransactions for schools.

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Submitted October 12, 2022 at 02:43AM by No1UNeau https://ift.tt/Owd0yEa

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People doing head-stands are wearing the Earth as a hat.

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Submitted October 12, 2022 at 02:50AM by Shronk_Overlord https://ift.tt/dqP1nsi

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In Jeopardy, Final Jeopardy might just be the widest morally accepted instance of gambling.

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Submitted October 12, 2022 at 01:30AM by OverMonitor11 https://ift.tt/SMA6W2X

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People feel the effects of sugar in 15 minutes where liquor takes 30 minutes to set in. Therefore, candy is dandy, but liquor is not quicker

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Submitted October 12, 2022 at 12:48AM by siahbabedblsiah https://ift.tt/P43h9n5

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It's totally possible that there's really only one way to skin a cat and we all just use that saying wrong

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Submitted October 11, 2022 at 04:40AM by OldJournalist4 https://ift.tt/IZe6Fn2

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People kiss spiderman and never wonder if he's venomous.

They don't know! Seems like a risky possibility..

Submitted October 11, 2022 at 03:46AM by nomadcore https://ift.tt/dbAWL21

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All computers are calculators, but not all calculators are computers

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Submitted October 11, 2022 at 02:34AM by ilovemeasw4 https://ift.tt/jNHTvDZ

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Collective humanity's left cheeks have been slapped several times more than their right cheeks because most people are right-handed

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Submitted October 11, 2022 at 01:49AM by strandedinsvalbard https://ift.tt/edaLfC7

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Most people fight others not because they feel they are right, but because they are afraid to be proven wrong

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Submitted October 11, 2022 at 12:44AM by Training_Ad_2086 https://ift.tt/w4TyEkj

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Fully automated police dispatchers will get someone killed trying to phonetically sound out their address.

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Submitted October 10, 2022 at 03:22AM by Kingflares https://ift.tt/KRVJQ7P

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The tests to prove you're not a robot when you log in to things accidentally also screens against almost all animals.

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Submitted October 10, 2022 at 03:38AM by DariusMDeV https://ift.tt/DFORgcw

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Since wings are technically arms, angels, unicorns and other flying mythical creatures are anatomically incorrect

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Submitted October 10, 2022 at 03:50AM by NoNo_Cilantro https://ift.tt/zQ5prPN

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Boneless wings are chicken nuggets for adults.

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Submitted October 10, 2022 at 02:38AM by jmbsc https://ift.tt/hFR3fZQ

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Blind people can't give their point of view

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Submitted October 10, 2022 at 01:48AM by meiwar https://ift.tt/QMXViJ3

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The 80s and 90s made sewers look way more cooler and more interesting than they actually are.

Why were people that made shows and movies so obsessed with sewers back then? Was there a lot of big sewer money back then trying to strengthen their image?

Submitted October 10, 2022 at 12:49AM by Nolan- https://ift.tt/jxhR46r

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Every famous person has wrote a book.

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Submitted October 09, 2022 at 03:46AM by COOKIE__YT https://ift.tt/P5Yr0Qa

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50°F in January feels like 70°F; but 50°F in October feels like 30°F.

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Submitted October 09, 2022 at 03:48AM by Brother_-_John https://ift.tt/CKP0rQ5

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Deaf people are the only ones likely to get bitten by a bug on their ears

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Submitted October 09, 2022 at 02:31AM by OwenDrinkerOfHandles https://ift.tt/2UKj1he

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Soon every niche media will have a lot more fan art via AI art.

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Submitted October 09, 2022 at 02:46AM by A-Normal-Fifthist https://ift.tt/iaf12Zb

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Anime is japanese cartoons, manga is japanese comics

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Submitted October 09, 2022 at 01:49AM by Affectionate_Run_799 https://ift.tt/NDAIR2K

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The difference between a golf course and a park are holes

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Submitted October 09, 2022 at 12:42AM by BoggertheNogger https://ift.tt/QpkMFjU

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The irony of wanting to be a good person, is being one.

So then we we are.

Submitted October 08, 2022 at 02:47AM by TheConjugalVisit https://ift.tt/1CiBmpg

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A dogs nose is probably strong enough to smell water.

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Submitted October 08, 2022 at 01:36AM by Treeman1979 https://ift.tt/x0vRFto

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a bottomless pit is the safest place to fall into

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Submitted October 08, 2022 at 12:37AM by Professiona69 https://ift.tt/Jpdmxe7

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Roger Waters' recent behavior may be ruining Pink Floyd enjoyment across the land.

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Submitted October 08, 2022 at 12:41AM by unclefishbits https://ift.tt/wF7aBUL

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Hatsune Miku is a font

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Submitted October 08, 2022 at 12:42AM by Badassm1ner https://ift.tt/2LHgU9E

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It is impossible to think of a new color.

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Submitted October 08, 2022 at 12:42AM by PresentCertain9925 https://ift.tt/wBSF5zZ

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Pain is opportunity to demonstrate love.

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Submitted October 08, 2022 at 12:49AM by TheConjugalVisit https://ift.tt/QTMXsI1

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A Documentary that tries to tell you a solution isn't a Documentary, it's Propaganda

For the record, that also includes David Attenborough, so not all propaganda is bad, that dude is awesome

Submitted October 07, 2022 at 04:49AM by PunixGT https://ift.tt/PbHk4T7

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In a mostly right-handed society, the person who first put the hot water knob on the left has saved the world a bunch of energy.

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Submitted October 07, 2022 at 03:49AM by GrindsMy https://ift.tt/jb0hzm3

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Spiders are the only web designers that see catching bugs as a good thing

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Submitted October 07, 2022 at 02:39AM by Toku-Nation https://ift.tt/adg60Pi

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Jeans are considered casual and yet dress pants are more comfortable.

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Submitted October 07, 2022 at 01:48AM by SinJinQLB https://ift.tt/IVteJ6Q

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You'll never take off more clothes than you put on in your life

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Submitted October 07, 2022 at 12:47AM by pufballcat https://ift.tt/iHSNeLD

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A surrogate mother is the ultimate organ donor.

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Submitted October 06, 2022 at 02:48AM by redcobra762 https://ift.tt/W0bd4st

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Being an athlete is the only job where you reach the peak of your career in your youth

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Submitted October 06, 2022 at 01:48AM by cringey-reddit-name https://ift.tt/jtfVIUm

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People are more likely to show up to your funeral than your wedding.

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Submitted October 06, 2022 at 12:12AM by duckquaffle https://ift.tt/oyl0SxZ

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Someone has the most cookies on their pc, and probably doesn't know it

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Submitted October 06, 2022 at 12:15AM by CaffeinePwrdAl https://ift.tt/BtFfDrT

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In competition, you can even the odds, but odding the evens isn't a thing.

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Submitted October 06, 2022 at 12:23AM by ashleyorelse https://ift.tt/YgRoOli

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The last two black holes in existence collides creating a big bang.

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Submitted October 06, 2022 at 12:29AM by Yozhur https://ift.tt/C7VKQH9

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Attraction based on physical features is vestigial remnant of evolution.

And a pretty poor selection filter for a long term mate these days.

Submitted October 06, 2022 at 12:34AM by gelypse https://ift.tt/mRAl5nN

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Most gamers use wheelchairs

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Submitted October 05, 2022 at 01:51AM by 69duder https://ift.tt/UA7NEW8

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Future News item: Scooby Doo is actually a furry.

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Submitted October 05, 2022 at 01:51AM by Bjarki56 https://ift.tt/CvXUH7k

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It's worth appreciating fresh air while it's still free

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Submitted October 05, 2022 at 01:58AM by pufballcat https://ift.tt/tLFeyHh

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Any highway is a highway to hell if you make it one

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Submitted October 05, 2022 at 02:06AM by someguyalive333 https://ift.tt/EKl92Yx

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Someone out there owns the record for most times appeared on google street view.

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Submitted October 05, 2022 at 02:11AM by _DragonBlade_ https://ift.tt/ci35LaS

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To live is to shit, if shitting stops either by absence of input or inability of output one dies.

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Submitted October 05, 2022 at 01:40AM by anagros https://ift.tt/J7rFj6S

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We discovered that dinosaurs had feathers but never changed how we illustrate them

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Submitted October 05, 2022 at 12:38AM by Tunisandwich https://ift.tt/kshHQLS

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In comics, people praise the hero for defeating the villain, but ignore the ones responsible of fixing the city after the battle

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Submitted October 04, 2022 at 02:26AM by HollyLeao https://ift.tt/eoxL7Kl

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Had a horrible thought.

What if sheep had human heads....

Submitted October 04, 2022 at 02:30AM by baxterfront https://ift.tt/qPvJa7t

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It’s not till you work a Carpet Cleaning job that you realize 85% of people are total slobs.

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Submitted October 04, 2022 at 02:31AM by Lazarus_Steel https://ift.tt/1Iae84J

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We’ve made thousands of species extinct by accident but we can’t make bed bugs extinct by trying!

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Submitted October 04, 2022 at 02:43AM by Delam2 https://ift.tt/wPqEQ8f

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The Roman Empire is Europe's prequel.

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Submitted October 04, 2022 at 02:49AM by IAmWhiteAF https://ift.tt/BFkYLJ8

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People who make it to 113 have become teenagers again.

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Submitted October 04, 2022 at 01:48AM by Training-Context-69 https://ift.tt/nAi5OoC

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No employee ever complained of high wages

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Submitted October 04, 2022 at 12:48AM by zztop610 https://ift.tt/hptyoPZ

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Dogs/cats very well may know all of the answers to life’s mysteries, but just can’t communicate them to us effectively.

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Submitted October 03, 2022 at 03:41AM by Hypnot1q https://ift.tt/dQPKXsN

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You've already decided what piece of bread is worthy of the PB instead of the jam before you've made your sandwich.

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Submitted October 03, 2022 at 03:41AM by Terstan_kelistar https://ift.tt/1jTvCKx

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Once in your life you passed someone playing the same song

It is very probable that at least once in your life, you have passed a car playing the same song as you whilst on the road

Submitted October 03, 2022 at 02:48AM by Chairforce27 https://ift.tt/sUIlCLq

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Dad Jokes and Dad Bods are two excellent examples of taking something groan-worthy and turning it into something smile-worthy.

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Submitted October 03, 2022 at 01:39AM by 4ninawells https://ift.tt/5z7NB4h

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A good way to find movies that are hidden gems is to randomly watch movies without reading any synopsis or review.

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Submitted October 03, 2022 at 12:40AM by hearsdemons https://ift.tt/ePBXIZS

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We don't continue participating in online arguments because we want to change the other person's mind. We know there's no chance of that. We continue participating because some small part of us cares that if we stop, they'll think they've won.

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Submitted October 02, 2022 at 04:40AM by Sad-Weeknd https://ift.tt/NmlnB8M

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In the future, A.I. generated porn will probably be the norm.

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Submitted October 02, 2022 at 03:47AM by NotaBuster5300 https://ift.tt/HAcYXb5

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Humans are organic straws

When you think about it, we are just organic straws. We have a hole through us, from our mouth to our backside, and stuff goes in one end and comes out the other.

Submitted October 02, 2022 at 02:47AM by araarq https://ift.tt/R89Y3we

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North and West are somewhat common as surnames, but East and South are not.

Aside from Eastwood, but that's two words, so it doesn't count.

Submitted October 02, 2022 at 01:44AM by Gratuitous_Nerdity https://ift.tt/ruXVH8i

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Technically everyone is on the spectrum, because it’s a spectrum.

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Submitted October 02, 2022 at 12:42AM by BasementTenant https://ift.tt/cBWrmve

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