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Every year the percentage of people born in your birth year decreases.
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When we talk about Facial Hair, eyebrows and eye lashes are never included.
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Given there are more than 8.5 million animal species, the greatest shit talkers in the world are unlikely human.
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Submitted April 01, 2023 at 01:46AM by Working_Falcon5384 https://ift.tt/G5msNKY
Submitted April 01, 2023 at 01:46AM by Working_Falcon5384 https://ift.tt/G5msNKY
With age, every sport becomes an extreme sport
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Because so many locations require cars to get around, motor vehicles are a tax that disproportionately penalize poorer people.
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Submitted March 31, 2023 at 03:45AM by wfezzari https://ift.tt/EkG2jRx
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A Lighthouse is heavier than a regular house.
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Submitted March 31, 2023 at 03:50AM by Cishuman https://ift.tt/iVLB6w2
Submitted March 31, 2023 at 03:50AM by Cishuman https://ift.tt/iVLB6w2
The distinction between magic and science is not reinforced enough for children's sake
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Submitted March 31, 2023 at 02:47AM by SquidSupremo https://ift.tt/PqonECZ
It is odd that some people support the right to bear arms, but reject the right to read books
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Submitted March 31, 2023 at 01:40AM by schadenfreudender https://ift.tt/4tAUHGw
Submitted March 31, 2023 at 01:40AM by schadenfreudender https://ift.tt/4tAUHGw
Sex can be the least or the most expensive way to spend an evening.
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Submitted March 31, 2023 at 01:48AM by Shielo34 https://ift.tt/n8KGrhJ
Submitted March 31, 2023 at 01:48AM by Shielo34 https://ift.tt/n8KGrhJ
We may have seen the same bird twice in our life. Or more.
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Submitted March 31, 2023 at 12:49AM by Responsible_Rub9050 https://ift.tt/v2D8bm5
Submitted March 31, 2023 at 12:49AM by Responsible_Rub9050 https://ift.tt/v2D8bm5
A gamer maid and a gay mermaid are completely different things despite sounding the same
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Submitted March 30, 2023 at 03:44AM by Avian_mojo https://ift.tt/IhjTZJC
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There’s no way to truly hear a random song.
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Submitted March 30, 2023 at 02:43AM by Glittering-Animator2 https://ift.tt/EcoXDzK
Doing something you enjoy when you have to leave somewhere before makes it more enjoyable
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Submitted March 30, 2023 at 02:50AM by Khybert https://ift.tt/SUuQ9Xw
Submitted March 30, 2023 at 02:50AM by Khybert https://ift.tt/SUuQ9Xw
Instant ramen was invented in Japan. Which makes it authentic Japanese ramen.
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Submitted March 30, 2023 at 01:42AM by Katonmyceilingeatcow https://ift.tt/lycW4Id
Submitted March 30, 2023 at 01:42AM by Katonmyceilingeatcow https://ift.tt/lycW4Id
A straw that doesn't suck is a straw that sucks.
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Submitted March 30, 2023 at 12:42AM by TheVentiLebowski https://ift.tt/PKXvm3p
Submitted March 30, 2023 at 12:42AM by TheVentiLebowski https://ift.tt/PKXvm3p
Dresses are long t-shirts without the sleeves
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Submitted March 29, 2023 at 03:17AM by PacmanTheHitman https://ift.tt/aKtIRos
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Everything is poisonous if you have enough of it.
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Submitted March 29, 2023 at 03:35AM by LukeIsCool_ https://ift.tt/bTJvuXe
Submitted March 29, 2023 at 03:35AM by LukeIsCool_ https://ift.tt/bTJvuXe
A thought about envy
Envy is the emotional expression of seeing someone achieve a greater version of the platonic ideal you hold for yourself. In a search for self-respect and fulfillment this person outdoing you undermines your self image.
Submitted March 29, 2023 at 03:41AM by BigDW17 https://ift.tt/MvrpuC8
Tasks always seem to get done faster when you aren't trying to hurry
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Submitted March 29, 2023 at 02:41AM by joeshill https://ift.tt/CaioxT8
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Social media just makes us more lonely, frustrated, and anxious. It connects us with our insecurities.
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Submitted March 29, 2023 at 12:47AM by neverwhisper https://ift.tt/ktnrSRN
Having a WFH position of employment increases life expectancy.
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Submitted March 28, 2023 at 04:29AM by Wrathofserenity https://ift.tt/wkPVUpB
Submitted March 28, 2023 at 04:29AM by Wrathofserenity https://ift.tt/wkPVUpB
The saying no shoes, no shirt, no service implants that you can get served if you have no pants.
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Sign of a weak man: getting excited about pizza day at work.
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The Discovery Channel wasn’t discovered, it was invented.
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Battery powered devices often have a light that indicates the battery is getting low, resulting in more power consumption of the battery.
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Submitted March 27, 2023 at 04:10AM by ZachVIA https://ift.tt/jGfisk4
Submitted March 27, 2023 at 04:10AM by ZachVIA https://ift.tt/jGfisk4
In a full bottle, there is a small bubble of air surrounded by water. When the bottle's almost empty, there's a small amount of water surrounded by air.
Even better with ketchup botlle imo
Submitted March 27, 2023 at 03:12AM by Lagiarathalos https://ift.tt/PkMZGnj
Given the pace of AI research, anything of significance ever to come out of Earth (art, literature, science, explorers, etc.) may be produced solely by synthetic beings, and humans may die out and become nothing more than a tiny footnote in the history of the universe, if we are remembered at all.
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Submitted March 27, 2023 at 02:33AM by couchpeg https://ift.tt/0fwdg8e
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It's well documented how damaging cotton swabs can be to your ear drums yet many people cannot resist the urge to use them inside their ears anyway.
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Submitted March 27, 2023 at 01:27AM by East-Bluejay6891 https://ift.tt/eigo6Cx
Submitted March 27, 2023 at 01:27AM by East-Bluejay6891 https://ift.tt/eigo6Cx
You can do anything you set your mind to, which is why it's hard to be satisfied when you achieve your goals- because when you can do anything, you'll want to do everything.
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Submitted March 27, 2023 at 12:36AM by JejuneRacoon https://ift.tt/RIirMCY
Submitted March 27, 2023 at 12:36AM by JejuneRacoon https://ift.tt/RIirMCY
When you’re trying to hurt yourself, people are sympathetic. When you’re trying to hurt others, people are not. Even though these two things are both caused by not being mentally well.
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Submitted March 26, 2023 at 03:01AM by hearsdemons https://ift.tt/NtpnwaB
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Even if cryonics were to become a successful and common procedure, adapting to future social and work environments and requirements, will likely become super daunting and unbearable based on present day values and mindset.
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Submitted March 26, 2023 at 03:11AM by gelypse https://ift.tt/d6O91X4
Submitted March 26, 2023 at 03:11AM by gelypse https://ift.tt/d6O91X4
Cat owners have to earn the trust of their pets, but dog owners need their pets to earn their trust (assuming they were forced to get the dog and don’t like them)
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Submitted March 26, 2023 at 02:50AM by AlphabetLoreV https://ift.tt/IZPXmaJ
Submitted March 26, 2023 at 02:50AM by AlphabetLoreV https://ift.tt/IZPXmaJ
Within our lifetime, we may see the first human not born on earth.
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Submitted March 26, 2023 at 01:41AM by trix2705 https://ift.tt/6NyMxVp
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While in phones fingerprint scanners became more and more common, waterproofness didn't despite it being used sooner
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Submitted March 26, 2023 at 12:33AM by fineass_motherfucker https://ift.tt/Zl1Fb2i
An interesting side effect of the gender-neutral pronoun debate was showing how many people don't even know what a pronoun is. And it's a lot of people.
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Submitted March 25, 2023 at 03:46AM by mxosborn https://ift.tt/ouQ6pxT
Submitted March 25, 2023 at 03:46AM by mxosborn https://ift.tt/ouQ6pxT
No one considers a memory until it is a memory.
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Submitted March 25, 2023 at 02:49AM by Tentmancer https://ift.tt/ia9ZGOf
Submitted March 25, 2023 at 02:49AM by Tentmancer https://ift.tt/ia9ZGOf
Once we can print meat in industrial amounts, vegetarians might die out
Vegetarians I know don’t eat meat because animals are being treated unethically and are killed for consumption. That won’t be a problem anymore once we can 3D print meat in large amounts.
Submitted March 25, 2023 at 01:48AM by Kazanta https://ift.tt/w1KAVJI
When breaking up, some people break down
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Submitted March 25, 2023 at 01:48AM by GMonke24 https://ift.tt/76m04go
Submitted March 25, 2023 at 01:48AM by GMonke24 https://ift.tt/76m04go
Humans heat up canned soup only to wait for it to cool down to the same temperature that it was in the can
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Submitted March 25, 2023 at 12:50AM by Business_Cheesecake7 https://ift.tt/0Cruo1n
Submitted March 25, 2023 at 12:50AM by Business_Cheesecake7 https://ift.tt/0Cruo1n
Fanart will be overtaken by feature-length fanmovies using deepfake video and AI voices.
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Submitted March 24, 2023 at 03:36AM by weltallic https://ift.tt/YmAwPpe
Submitted March 24, 2023 at 03:36AM by weltallic https://ift.tt/YmAwPpe
Humans are the only animals that don't live exclusively in the moment.
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Submitted March 24, 2023 at 02:42AM by CrazyKZG https://ift.tt/Jcdo8bX
Submitted March 24, 2023 at 02:42AM by CrazyKZG https://ift.tt/Jcdo8bX
Like colourising old B&W footage, one day AI will be able to perfectly remove shitty subtitles & generate realistic sounds to replace dodgy music
& I cannot wait
Submitted March 24, 2023 at 02:43AM by pygmy https://ift.tt/bVjsy09
Whatever watch you have, it will be 100% precise twice a day
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Submitted March 24, 2023 at 01:48AM by delusionbattered https://ift.tt/tzf4l1k
Submitted March 24, 2023 at 01:48AM by delusionbattered https://ift.tt/tzf4l1k
Food delivery services are popular because women don't cook anymore
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Submitted March 24, 2023 at 12:37AM by AnderBRO2 https://ift.tt/PhuLqxG
Submitted March 24, 2023 at 12:37AM by AnderBRO2 https://ift.tt/PhuLqxG
Comedian: cheer at new material, groan at old material. Band: groan at new material, cheer at old material.
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Submitted March 23, 2023 at 03:45AM by hopbyte https://ift.tt/OR8wPTt
Submitted March 23, 2023 at 03:45AM by hopbyte https://ift.tt/OR8wPTt
The cast of Grease were the age we think high schoolers looked back in the day.
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Submitted March 23, 2023 at 03:48AM by theinkyquills https://ift.tt/svLcF4d
Submitted March 23, 2023 at 03:48AM by theinkyquills https://ift.tt/svLcF4d
The odds of being alive may be the highest it'll ever be
Based on our current population, the highest chance of being born in human history may be right now. Assuming we continue on our trajectory of growth including become interplanetary species, the population size in the future should be drastically higher. Even if we don't grow, then odds are we should be born in one of the billion plus years in the future. Does this mean our species will inevitably fail and population will dramatically drop in the future? Or are we just incredibly lucky to be born - not just in general, but in this era.
Some #'s based on estimates
- total ever born 108 billion
- currently alive 8 billion
About a 13% chance to be born in this era from human history to now.
Submitted March 23, 2023 at 02:49AM by Sourji https://ift.tt/kKWUGPv
Way more people can relate to losing than winning yet we intentionally dismiss losers consistently
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Submitted March 23, 2023 at 01:33AM by East-Bluejay6891 https://ift.tt/pzvykRX
Submitted March 23, 2023 at 01:33AM by East-Bluejay6891 https://ift.tt/pzvykRX
An idea seems better when it's your own, compared to the same idea from someone else
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Submitted March 23, 2023 at 12:38AM by pufballcat https://ift.tt/JUWtDah
Submitted March 23, 2023 at 12:38AM by pufballcat https://ift.tt/JUWtDah
We have fingertips but not toetips yet we can tiptoe, but not tipfinger
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Submitted March 22, 2023 at 04:49AM by Judgemental_Squirrel https://ift.tt/kgBMoyD
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Cats are among the most narcissistic animals on the planet, and yet we love them for it
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Submitted March 22, 2023 at 03:45AM by dragonsrawesomesauce https://ift.tt/bOsGhHK
Impractical jokers has a laugh track
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Submitted March 22, 2023 at 02:48AM by TIFUstorytime https://ift.tt/SQge7vp
Submitted March 22, 2023 at 02:48AM by TIFUstorytime https://ift.tt/SQge7vp
Modern humans are on an ongoing quest to find less efficient sources of calories.
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Submitted March 22, 2023 at 01:43AM by PeDestrianHD https://ift.tt/vHbo0PT
Submitted March 22, 2023 at 01:43AM by PeDestrianHD https://ift.tt/vHbo0PT
Stormy Daniels is going to be the first porn star to be discussed in school history books.
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Submitted March 22, 2023 at 12:48AM by Dr-Goose https://ift.tt/oanyHr2
Submitted March 22, 2023 at 12:48AM by Dr-Goose https://ift.tt/oanyHr2
Being an animal species that humans like to eat has turned out well for the continuation of their species.
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Submitted March 21, 2023 at 03:48AM by US_Dept_Of_Snark https://ift.tt/wsdYXCV
Submitted March 21, 2023 at 03:48AM by US_Dept_Of_Snark https://ift.tt/wsdYXCV
All food recipes were originally trial and error.
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Submitted March 21, 2023 at 02:38AM by CMShortboy https://ift.tt/3dyABbU
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Every human starts as a female and depending on hormones and genes the body will change into a male and in some rare circumstances something in between. So if you truly believe life starts at conception instead of at first conscious experience or birth then you must believe every man is trans.
If you don't believe every man is trans then you don't truly believe life starts at conception.
Submitted March 21, 2023 at 01:05AM by NicklesBe https://ift.tt/OqHBh3e
By losing Douglas, you become Dougless.
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Submitted March 21, 2023 at 01:34AM by MisterTrashHeap https://ift.tt/vPFshQB
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In North Korea roads are used more by tanks than by civilian cars
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Submitted March 21, 2023 at 12:37AM by Careless-Can964 https://ift.tt/aUtDjhR
Submitted March 21, 2023 at 12:37AM by Careless-Can964 https://ift.tt/aUtDjhR
A flashlight doesn't do a whole lot of flashing
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Submitted March 20, 2023 at 03:44AM by SmackEh https://ift.tt/EgroPt4
Submitted March 20, 2023 at 03:44AM by SmackEh https://ift.tt/EgroPt4
A space walk suit is a perfectly fine dive suit. The opposite isn’t true.
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Submitted March 20, 2023 at 02:39AM by LockBeatSteady https://ift.tt/uWJEm5v
Submitted March 20, 2023 at 02:39AM by LockBeatSteady https://ift.tt/uWJEm5v
Competitive movie producers not publishing non-woke version of recent premieres is a huge missed opportunity
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Submitted March 20, 2023 at 02:48AM by PadreToshi https://ift.tt/dYB9y4f
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You can't feasibly make pancakes in a cake pan.
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Submitted March 20, 2023 at 01:45AM by iscashstillking https://ift.tt/tARhJYX
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It’s much harder to be good in a bad place than it is to be bad in a good place.
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Submitted March 20, 2023 at 12:49AM by Paratrooperkid https://ift.tt/dGVFurU
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Al Pacino has furby eyes.
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Submitted March 19, 2023 at 04:45AM by Thierry22 https://ift.tt/2zEjgWO
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There is one person on earth who is the most average person according to all statistical characteristics, and they don’t even know it.
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Submitted March 19, 2023 at 03:46AM by sausagecatdude https://ift.tt/87A1yF9
Submitted March 19, 2023 at 03:46AM by sausagecatdude https://ift.tt/87A1yF9
Eating spicy food is self-harm
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Submitted March 19, 2023 at 02:47AM by Bat_toes https://ift.tt/nZh28I5
Submitted March 19, 2023 at 02:47AM by Bat_toes https://ift.tt/nZh28I5
It's pretty handy that sound travels faster than most objects
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Submitted March 19, 2023 at 01:40AM by DonAltKnuth https://ift.tt/14XmBiR
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Apparently, two years makes a BIG difference in France
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Submitted March 18, 2023 at 03:33AM by slickrexace https://ift.tt/ktpbIBO
Submitted March 18, 2023 at 03:33AM by slickrexace https://ift.tt/ktpbIBO
AI and Deepfake technology will eventually make photo/video proof impossible.
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Submitted March 18, 2023 at 02:21AM by IdleOverachiever https://ift.tt/Tcs490x
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Thanks to wigs, bald people have the most hair options
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Submitted March 18, 2023 at 02:43AM by GROOT109 https://ift.tt/O5IKYZD
Submitted March 18, 2023 at 02:43AM by GROOT109 https://ift.tt/O5IKYZD
You either come to realise what an idiot you used to be, or you remain as that idiot
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Submitted March 18, 2023 at 01:48AM by pufballcat https://ift.tt/cO4q3Gn
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We may see it more when the sun shines on it but in reality, it’s always a full moon
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Submitted March 18, 2023 at 12:37AM by 12345-12345- https://ift.tt/vJmZ7fz
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The fact that we are all made up of atoms that were once part of stars is truly mind-blowing and gives us a sense of our place in the universe.
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Submitted March 17, 2023 at 03:45AM by fyngrzadam https://ift.tt/Qey6CTE
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Ice is slippery because it is wet.
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Submitted March 17, 2023 at 02:37AM by mantasisg https://ift.tt/U8dRaqL
Submitted March 17, 2023 at 02:37AM by mantasisg https://ift.tt/U8dRaqL
Nature documentaries have been showing animal porn for decades and no-one bats an eyelid
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Submitted March 17, 2023 at 01:47AM by meadow_faye https://ift.tt/3snmb9c
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Although widely used by French speakers, the mouth fart sound has neither a phonetic symbol nor a written form.
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Submitted March 17, 2023 at 12:39AM by mxosborn https://ift.tt/6hZUEsF
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The success of snakes proves that core strength is more important than limb strength
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Submitted March 17, 2023 at 12:47AM by pufballcat https://ift.tt/wilaMGQ
Submitted March 17, 2023 at 12:47AM by pufballcat https://ift.tt/wilaMGQ
There are about 27 times more people in the world who speak English than the entire population of England
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Submitted March 15, 2023 at 09:41AM by SpectreSpeck https://ift.tt/152OPIr
Submitted March 15, 2023 at 09:41AM by SpectreSpeck https://ift.tt/152OPIr
Misandry is a real concept that is often overlooked
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Submitted March 15, 2023 at 08:49AM by randomizer300k https://ift.tt/sm64vzf
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Sometimes the imagination of books and movies are the forerunners of technological innovations
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Submitted March 15, 2023 at 07:48AM by PauseNatural https://ift.tt/Md4Pqoi
Submitted March 15, 2023 at 07:48AM by PauseNatural https://ift.tt/Md4Pqoi
The majority of the rules for how the financial industry works were created 100 years ago
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Submitted March 15, 2023 at 06:48AM by East-Bluejay6891 https://ift.tt/S53RkFz
Submitted March 15, 2023 at 06:48AM by East-Bluejay6891 https://ift.tt/S53RkFz
Inflation is problematic for businesses like The Dollar Store...
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Submitted March 15, 2023 at 05:49AM by slick514 https://ift.tt/x08POIN
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The safest car accidents to get into are typically the most embarrassing.
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Submitted March 14, 2023 at 05:20AM by mistfox69 https://ift.tt/rs17tg8
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You put food in your head
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Submitted March 14, 2023 at 03:57AM by bitspacemike https://ift.tt/3DjfUbv
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We often relate to dumb things we did as kids- yet we never relate to smart things we did as kids...
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Submitted March 14, 2023 at 02:49AM by A_SamxRAI https://ift.tt/T6OZcXH
Submitted March 14, 2023 at 02:49AM by A_SamxRAI https://ift.tt/T6OZcXH
Art painted by an ai is worth nothing since true art comes from the soul
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Submitted March 14, 2023 at 01:18AM by PeaShooter138 https://ift.tt/rUjoBqR
Submitted March 14, 2023 at 01:18AM by PeaShooter138 https://ift.tt/rUjoBqR
The only way to realize you've forgotten something is to remember it.
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Submitted March 14, 2023 at 12:39AM by ArtPeers https://ift.tt/4iOn5df
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The old song lyrics that comes up in your head when you're going to do something is the opinion of your subconscious mind about it.
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Submitted March 13, 2023 at 04:49AM by Caveman100000bc https://ift.tt/5LiGuAR
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You will never be able to look at your own face. You can see your reflection, and you can see pictures, but never your actual face.
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Submitted March 13, 2023 at 03:32AM by AtchedAsWell https://ift.tt/0rwPpgo
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A bicycle is a bike, a tricycle is a trike, but a motorcycle is not a moke.
A motorcycle is a bike, not a moke.
Submitted March 13, 2023 at 02:30AM by GigaTune https://ift.tt/7KiwE2h
The human genome can be encoded in a massive QR code
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Submitted March 13, 2023 at 12:39AM by RainboHappiness https://ift.tt/EdTRpZu
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Children who breasfteed for too long have memories of mammaries
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Submitted March 12, 2023 at 02:36AM by SmackEh https://ift.tt/H7qYhLK
Submitted March 12, 2023 at 02:36AM by SmackEh https://ift.tt/H7qYhLK
You can measure how much you enjoy a meal by how many times you bounce the eating utensil up and down while eating. ub/m.
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Submitted March 12, 2023 at 01:29AM by bongingnaut https://ift.tt/vBAwx6d
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You have never had an original thought
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Self service gasoline pumps prepared us for self service charging stations
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The people who talk the most about respect tend to give the least amount of it.
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Almost every man engages in a form of power washing daily.
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Submitted March 11, 2023 at 01:56AM by Former-Billionaire https://ift.tt/uJCTtXz
You can explain something without being able to understand it and understand something without being able to explain it.
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Submitted March 11, 2023 at 02:38AM by supergifford https://ift.tt/K0YBsyk
Softball pitchers must be great at skee ball
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Submitted March 11, 2023 at 01:43AM by Rando_Cruzzer https://ift.tt/nPeg84Q
Let’s be honest John Wick isn’t exactly the ideal dog owner
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Submitted March 11, 2023 at 12:48AM by Ant10102 https://ift.tt/7PzCa90
Since toys are alive in Toy Story then there most be a legion of traumatized anime girl figurines
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The only people that can make a narcissist apologize are lawyers
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Submitted March 10, 2023 at 03:30AM by cortemptas https://ift.tt/Em1gGXe
Girls rarely compliment guys because they're so likely to take it romantically. Guys are likely to take compliments romantically because it happens so rarely.
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OnlyFans has a lot of lonely fans.
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Most human beings have an above average number of arms.
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It's so hard to tell the difference between polite people who hate talking to you and awkward people who love talking to you.
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As long as a belief is strong enough, the truth rarely matters.
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Of course it’s not rocket science. The only thing that’s rocket science is rocket science.
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Submitted March 09, 2023 at 01:25AM by hearsdemons https://ift.tt/CJzyTwt
Somewhere a minister is using ChatGPT to write their weekly sermons.
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Coffee mugs are the only dish people expect to not match.
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The older a porno is, the higher the chance you and your parents have both seen it.
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Submitted March 08, 2023 at 03:25AM by RealPokesatsu https://ift.tt/pdVneok
Only one way to steal, While in a nudist colony.
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Submitted March 08, 2023 at 02:47AM by O-_-ops https://ift.tt/3WO45qN
A snack of peanuts and raisins is a deconstructed peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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Appearance doesn’t define the inside of oneself.
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it fish.
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Rivers, lakes and seas are always bright blue in children's books and cartoons, but never in real life.
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You can't lift weights in space
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Comedians just starting out thrive on people recording and posting their acts. Established comedians use security to stop people from recording.
Interesting how the more famous/popular a comedian is, the more tight they are in preventing people from recording.
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Indians referring to their country's population of 1 billion is due to habitual mental accounting to deduct 30% as tax for anything
(Indian income tax is 30%)
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H.P. Lovecraft looks like an emo Eminem with a longer face
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Since there are 8,000,000,000 people on earth, 253 people were born on the exact same day of the year at the exact same second as you were.
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It’s impossible to know for sure that you’re not a even little bit crazy
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Funko-Pops are the Rule-34 of, collection items
Also, they're filling up our landfills so there's that.
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When you eat sourcream and onion flavored potato chips, you eat two vegetables.
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It’s wild that almost all animals have the same organs
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Submitted March 05, 2023 at 04:26AM by jimmynoarms https://ift.tt/65pD4Ho
Jeep trucks are the mullets of vehicles
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Submitted March 05, 2023 at 03:50AM by Kale_Leaf https://ift.tt/lETbBUa
Parenting is an accepted form of grooming
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Submitted March 05, 2023 at 02:47AM by UnwelcomeNoob https://ift.tt/JcqaFoy
Mirrors don’t break they multiply
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Nowadays we yell when we find some kind of bugs in the house, in the future with more and more people eating them it will be like finding a free range chicken !
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Submitted March 05, 2023 at 12:46AM by NeoMonkey https://ift.tt/6MQCNsv
Submitted March 05, 2023 at 12:46AM by NeoMonkey https://ift.tt/6MQCNsv
The past and future only exist in our minds. The present moment is the only real thing.
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Submitted March 04, 2023 at 03:47AM by YourWinterWonder https://ift.tt/8nCLlRJ
A dishwasher is a car wash for dishes
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Submitted March 04, 2023 at 02:47AM by RevenueLess2739 https://ift.tt/zDdMOl6
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Submitted March 04, 2023 at 01:45AM by Curious_Ad_6082 https://ift.tt/utjo0vZ
The Backrooms are an isekai.
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Submitted March 04, 2023 at 01:45AM by Eine_Kartoffel https://ift.tt/9N6F4hy
There is one person that wakes up the earliest of all the people in the whole world.
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Submitted March 04, 2023 at 12:46AM by shubhamskatel https://ift.tt/7qwjiZR
Sometimes you can only tell a person is drunk by their smell
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Submitted March 03, 2023 at 04:48AM by palmerry https://ift.tt/oPbJBlI
You will go to sleep more times than you will wake up.
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Submitted March 03, 2023 at 03:44AM by boiamatronic https://ift.tt/r0iH3dO
At one point we have all missed the garbage can and contemplated picking it up or leaving it
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Submitted March 03, 2023 at 01:43AM by Kaiserbun123 https://ift.tt/U1adw8A
It's really good that humans have a natural sense for when they're falling.
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Submitted March 03, 2023 at 12:47AM by Nobody4306 https://ift.tt/Izwq2xE
Submitted March 03, 2023 at 12:47AM by Nobody4306 https://ift.tt/Izwq2xE
Since cooking is an art form, following a recipie is comparable to paint by numbers
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Submitted March 02, 2023 at 03:49AM by WildJackall https://ift.tt/ELc16bf
Submitted March 02, 2023 at 03:49AM by WildJackall https://ift.tt/ELc16bf
You won’t know if your crush has a crush on you until either of you confess.
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Submitted March 02, 2023 at 02:08AM by hearsdemons https://ift.tt/dmGDrZ1
Submitted March 02, 2023 at 02:08AM by hearsdemons https://ift.tt/dmGDrZ1
Women trip and fall often in Oscar ceremony than men
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Submitted March 02, 2023 at 01:08AM by Starynight_11 https://ift.tt/xtBcVkH
Mermaids are not half fish, in fact, they're full mammals
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Submitted March 02, 2023 at 12:37AM by JVBLAZE https://ift.tt/fRHPe6b
Submitted March 02, 2023 at 12:37AM by JVBLAZE https://ift.tt/fRHPe6b
Having lights in the middle of the ceiling doesn't make sense. It just creates a shadow over what you want to be looking at, making you need additional lighting around the outside of the room to see what you are doing properly...
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Submitted March 02, 2023 at 12:44AM by Arbor_2364 https://ift.tt/YfQAITP
Submitted March 02, 2023 at 12:44AM by Arbor_2364 https://ift.tt/YfQAITP
Dogs can't operate MRI machines
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Submitted March 01, 2023 at 05:36PM by Zeroarkk https://ift.tt/qIhVdfl