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the last person alive will be the least known historical character.
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Submitted May 01, 2023 at 03:51AM by Jsimpson059 https://ift.tt/mYpaOlF
People who are less sexually active are less likely to find out about a suspicious mole before it's too late.
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Submitted May 01, 2023 at 02:44AM by Stephenf1234 https://ift.tt/StAjK9v
Submitted May 01, 2023 at 02:44AM by Stephenf1234 https://ift.tt/StAjK9v
Girls see far more photos of the private parts of the opposite sex in online chats than guys
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Submitted May 01, 2023 at 01:50AM by Technical_Ad_4299 https://ift.tt/3djTRzr
Submitted May 01, 2023 at 01:50AM by Technical_Ad_4299 https://ift.tt/3djTRzr
All mechanical errors/failures are due to human error
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Submitted April 30, 2023 at 03:33AM by crdemars https://ift.tt/4d6RtOp
Submitted April 30, 2023 at 03:33AM by crdemars https://ift.tt/4d6RtOp
A lot of silly comments made online are kids… yet many people react negatively in hoards…
If you see a silly comment, leave it alone
Submitted April 30, 2023 at 02:40AM by GlumSunshine https://ift.tt/VCSwpz3
The more features a paid program has the more was taken away from the free one.
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Submitted April 30, 2023 at 02:45AM by JPmagic_ https://ift.tt/WhJp3vE
Submitted April 30, 2023 at 02:45AM by JPmagic_ https://ift.tt/WhJp3vE
You can trace a line from you to the first of your ancestors at the beginning of life on Earth. If you don't have descendants, you break that millions years old line.
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Submitted April 30, 2023 at 01:48AM by estebantet https://ift.tt/mj53BrU
Submitted April 30, 2023 at 01:48AM by estebantet https://ift.tt/mj53BrU
Low functionality often leads to problems that require high functionality to solve
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Submitted April 30, 2023 at 12:48AM by 12jonboy12 https://ift.tt/kmOz367
Submitted April 30, 2023 at 12:48AM by 12jonboy12 https://ift.tt/kmOz367
When tadpoles start growing legs do they know what’s happening or are they like WTF.
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Submitted April 29, 2023 at 04:50AM by EyeJayFolly https://ift.tt/jA9XZ6l
Submitted April 29, 2023 at 04:50AM by EyeJayFolly https://ift.tt/jA9XZ6l
The UFO's might be billionaires from other planets.
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Submitted April 29, 2023 at 03:44AM by pranitzambre https://ift.tt/oE8v6fM
Submitted April 29, 2023 at 03:44AM by pranitzambre https://ift.tt/oE8v6fM
Littering is bad but landfills are large scale littering operations
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Submitted April 29, 2023 at 02:37AM by legalize_wheelies https://ift.tt/S6M90IE
Submitted April 29, 2023 at 02:37AM by legalize_wheelies https://ift.tt/S6M90IE
Inconveniently taking a bunch of keys with you that you won’t use all day, because it’s convenient to have them all on one keychain.
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Submitted April 29, 2023 at 01:43AM by FliesOnRedShit https://ift.tt/xJQRLcE
Submitted April 29, 2023 at 01:43AM by FliesOnRedShit https://ift.tt/xJQRLcE
Your windshield doesn't know why you scream at it
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Submitted April 29, 2023 at 12:42AM by Spoofo9t9 https://ift.tt/HrxnjIP
Submitted April 29, 2023 at 12:42AM by Spoofo9t9 https://ift.tt/HrxnjIP
Whenever you go to a diner to dine, you become a diner.
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Submitted April 28, 2023 at 03:42AM by mista_masta https://ift.tt/tPQVa4m
Submitted April 28, 2023 at 03:42AM by mista_masta https://ift.tt/tPQVa4m
Fantasy slime girls must love dick. Erections are made of blood flow, and blood is very warm. Slime girls have no organs, blood, or anything else, so are likely cold blooded. Cold blooded animals undergo a behavioural response to seek warmth.
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Submitted April 28, 2023 at 02:44AM by Neverseenagain-_- https://ift.tt/q6l0iEY
Submitted April 28, 2023 at 02:44AM by Neverseenagain-_- https://ift.tt/q6l0iEY
A lot of genuine positive emotion people feel in life comes at the cost of other humans feeling negative emotion.
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Submitted April 28, 2023 at 01:44AM by LucidCunning https://ift.tt/4PNeq8k
Submitted April 28, 2023 at 01:44AM by LucidCunning https://ift.tt/4PNeq8k
Knowledge of when humans first started using pspspsps to get our cats' attention remains a mystery.
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Submitted April 28, 2023 at 12:48AM by Fickle-Cartoonist466 https://ift.tt/hrkOJue
Submitted April 28, 2023 at 12:48AM by Fickle-Cartoonist466 https://ift.tt/hrkOJue
The poor shmuck that just happens to write like chat gpt is screwed
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Submitted April 27, 2023 at 04:47AM by crimsonpoodle https://ift.tt/Nig6z7e
Submitted April 27, 2023 at 04:47AM by crimsonpoodle https://ift.tt/Nig6z7e
Stuffed crust pizza but there’s a sausage in the crust.
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Submitted April 27, 2023 at 03:34AM by heebarino https://ift.tt/AavPCu0
Submitted April 27, 2023 at 03:34AM by heebarino https://ift.tt/AavPCu0
Icebreaker questions continue to be used despite being universally detested
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Submitted April 27, 2023 at 02:46AM by Cino0987 https://ift.tt/aGXlIrR
Submitted April 27, 2023 at 02:46AM by Cino0987 https://ift.tt/aGXlIrR
Pretty soon built in dashcams will be a standard feature in new cars
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Submitted April 27, 2023 at 01:41AM by billytheinchworm https://ift.tt/eOcKGQj
Submitted April 27, 2023 at 01:41AM by billytheinchworm https://ift.tt/eOcKGQj
Technically people who enjoy dirty talk have voice activated genitals
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Submitted April 26, 2023 at 04:49AM by BasjeMathijsen https://ift.tt/AjTZihy
Submitted April 26, 2023 at 04:49AM by BasjeMathijsen https://ift.tt/AjTZihy
The older you get, the more depressing songs become.
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Submitted April 26, 2023 at 03:36AM by Benicefornoreasonn https://ift.tt/VyLDqRj
Submitted April 26, 2023 at 03:36AM by Benicefornoreasonn https://ift.tt/VyLDqRj
You can remember the feeling of your glasses on your head just as easily as you can forget when they’re there.
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Submitted April 26, 2023 at 02:50AM by SharpQuarterFork https://ift.tt/EKMgwzd
Submitted April 26, 2023 at 02:50AM by SharpQuarterFork https://ift.tt/EKMgwzd
Every woman is an angel, you only need to take her to heaven.
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Submitted April 26, 2023 at 01:45AM by elbiderx https://ift.tt/L9jbGY4
Submitted April 26, 2023 at 01:45AM by elbiderx https://ift.tt/L9jbGY4
After the Titanic completely rusts away there will definitely be conspiracy theories that it never really existed
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Submitted April 26, 2023 at 12:48AM by moneybot https://ift.tt/KUFqWLy
Submitted April 26, 2023 at 12:48AM by moneybot https://ift.tt/KUFqWLy
Hamburgers very rarely have any ham on them.
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Submitted April 25, 2023 at 04:29AM by Shoops247 https://ift.tt/iP9LDeo
Submitted April 25, 2023 at 04:29AM by Shoops247 https://ift.tt/iP9LDeo
Average computer monitor size and average wheel size on vehicles have been very similar since the 90s.
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Submitted April 25, 2023 at 03:41AM by Vast-Intention https://ift.tt/Gdi3B5D
Submitted April 25, 2023 at 03:41AM by Vast-Intention https://ift.tt/Gdi3B5D
It’s crazy to think that we’ve reached a point where opinion rivals fact.
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Submitted April 25, 2023 at 02:32AM by Longjumping_Hat1746 https://ift.tt/bU3dkEz
Submitted April 25, 2023 at 02:32AM by Longjumping_Hat1746 https://ift.tt/bU3dkEz
According to Newton's third law, the weight is also bench-pressing you.
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Submitted April 25, 2023 at 01:39AM by ThePhantom0p69 https://ift.tt/DcfeQV2
Submitted April 25, 2023 at 01:39AM by ThePhantom0p69 https://ift.tt/DcfeQV2
At some point history becomes so old it is no longer valued no matter how important.
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Submitted April 25, 2023 at 12:38AM by GamersThatExplode https://ift.tt/rgfnyVd
Submitted April 25, 2023 at 12:38AM by GamersThatExplode https://ift.tt/rgfnyVd
Never seen a fat breakdancer
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Submitted April 24, 2023 at 04:38AM by snorfitdown https://ift.tt/ubi1hOj
Submitted April 24, 2023 at 04:38AM by snorfitdown https://ift.tt/ubi1hOj
The dairy industry hates that we use the word milk for plant-based milks but no one has an issue with peanut butter being dairy-free
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Submitted April 24, 2023 at 03:48AM by sanslimites https://ift.tt/KX7IpOh
Submitted April 24, 2023 at 03:48AM by sanslimites https://ift.tt/KX7IpOh
Because the bladder expands to hold more urine, your bladder is almost always full.
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Submitted April 24, 2023 at 02:46AM by Justin_The_Fox https://ift.tt/3Fi9Q6Y
Submitted April 24, 2023 at 02:46AM by Justin_The_Fox https://ift.tt/3Fi9Q6Y
Perhaps drinking water actually has taste and odor, but we're so used to them that we don't even register
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Submitted April 24, 2023 at 01:45AM by disintegrationist https://ift.tt/hv3sQPj
Submitted April 24, 2023 at 01:45AM by disintegrationist https://ift.tt/hv3sQPj
Rocks take thousands of years to break down into sand, which we then turn back into (concrete) rock
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Submitted April 24, 2023 at 12:45AM by pufballcat https://ift.tt/qVHKpuO
Submitted April 24, 2023 at 12:45AM by pufballcat https://ift.tt/qVHKpuO
Trust isn't a gift, it's a reward
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Submitted April 23, 2023 at 04:24AM by RENEGAT_ale227 https://ift.tt/yWIc0zP
Submitted April 23, 2023 at 04:24AM by RENEGAT_ale227 https://ift.tt/yWIc0zP
Chopsticks look like small billiards cues
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Submitted April 23, 2023 at 03:44AM by malnamalna https://ift.tt/6zyHNp5
Submitted April 23, 2023 at 03:44AM by malnamalna https://ift.tt/6zyHNp5
Inconveniently carrying a heap of keys around with you that you won’t use, because it’s convenient to have them all in one place.
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Submitted April 23, 2023 at 02:45AM by FliesOnRedShit https://ift.tt/U1lEj98
Submitted April 23, 2023 at 02:45AM by FliesOnRedShit https://ift.tt/U1lEj98
A country unleashed a biological weapon with millions dead and got away with it.
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Submitted April 23, 2023 at 01:48AM by supermoderators https://ift.tt/EyHqUbh
Submitted April 23, 2023 at 01:48AM by supermoderators https://ift.tt/EyHqUbh
It's possible to learn everything about the universe but impossible to know when everything has been learned.
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Submitted April 23, 2023 at 12:43AM by wfezzari https://ift.tt/pqxTvQr
Submitted April 23, 2023 at 12:43AM by wfezzari https://ift.tt/pqxTvQr
Buffy the vampire slayer fell in love with two vampires, making her terrible at her job.
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Submitted April 22, 2023 at 04:28AM by Longjumping_Bad9555 https://ift.tt/kqwElaN
Submitted April 22, 2023 at 04:28AM by Longjumping_Bad9555 https://ift.tt/kqwElaN
Age gives an indicates on the state of the body, not the mind.
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Submitted April 22, 2023 at 03:45AM by Objective-Public-170 https://ift.tt/8QdWahN
Submitted April 22, 2023 at 03:45AM by Objective-Public-170 https://ift.tt/8QdWahN
The chances someone was ghosted by a person who died is greater than zero
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Submitted April 22, 2023 at 02:45AM by BeaverVest https://ift.tt/tiNa3wZ
Submitted April 22, 2023 at 02:45AM by BeaverVest https://ift.tt/tiNa3wZ
The roof of your mouth is really a ceiling.
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Submitted April 22, 2023 at 01:47AM by supfellasimback https://ift.tt/01uSOfe
Submitted April 22, 2023 at 01:47AM by supfellasimback https://ift.tt/01uSOfe
When we are young, we use friends to escape responsibility. When we are older, we use responsibility to escape friends.
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Submitted April 22, 2023 at 12:35AM by Name818 https://ift.tt/xhKGgB7
Submitted April 22, 2023 at 12:35AM by Name818 https://ift.tt/xhKGgB7
Many famous and historical stories of love are actually stories of infatuation
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Submitted April 21, 2023 at 03:49AM by Kalojaam https://ift.tt/h1v6GVe
Submitted April 21, 2023 at 03:49AM by Kalojaam https://ift.tt/h1v6GVe
It’s actually scarier that ghosts don’t exist. At least if they existed we’d know there was an afterlife.
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Submitted April 21, 2023 at 02:49AM by noneroy https://ift.tt/nMTew5U
Submitted April 21, 2023 at 02:49AM by noneroy https://ift.tt/nMTew5U
Teenagers in the future will just generate a girlfriend using midjourney instead of lying that she goes to another school.
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Submitted April 21, 2023 at 01:50AM by I_am_unique6435 https://ift.tt/P1WgZIY
Submitted April 21, 2023 at 01:50AM by I_am_unique6435 https://ift.tt/P1WgZIY
Most people only interact with platonic and geometric solids in games and sports.
Tetrahedron? Cubes? Icosahedron? Spheres? All mathematically interesting shapes that have little to do with everyday life outside of table top games and sports.
Submitted April 21, 2023 at 12:22AM by Triton1605 https://ift.tt/UYrWqwX
Swords are cooler than knifes. But knife guys are cooler than sword guys.
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Submitted April 21, 2023 at 12:45AM by Reaper0207 https://ift.tt/WbvAhMT
Submitted April 21, 2023 at 12:45AM by Reaper0207 https://ift.tt/WbvAhMT
A good marriage isn't about common interests, but rather common values.
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Submitted April 20, 2023 at 04:47AM by jesseberdinka https://ift.tt/oFDIL2t
Submitted April 20, 2023 at 04:47AM by jesseberdinka https://ift.tt/oFDIL2t
Calling a modern movie a digital film is an oxymoron.
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Submitted April 20, 2023 at 03:50AM by sbringel74 https://ift.tt/w5lH1DI
Submitted April 20, 2023 at 03:50AM by sbringel74 https://ift.tt/w5lH1DI
World Wide Web is only three syllables, but WWW is nine syllables.
It takes more effort to say the acronym than the full phrase.
Submitted April 20, 2023 at 02:48AM by AequitasKiller https://ift.tt/DLilnUR
For a lot of people their phone is the first and the last thing they touch every day.
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Submitted April 20, 2023 at 01:49AM by -TheDerpinator- https://ift.tt/8M4TSCU
Submitted April 20, 2023 at 01:49AM by -TheDerpinator- https://ift.tt/8M4TSCU
Fossil fuel powered cars are mobile crematoriums burning the remains of creatures that lived long ago.
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Submitted April 20, 2023 at 12:50AM by TheDarthSnarf https://ift.tt/KJvx46M
Submitted April 20, 2023 at 12:50AM by TheDarthSnarf https://ift.tt/KJvx46M
Fathers teach their sons how to hit on people. Mothers teach their daughters how to get hit on.
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Submitted April 19, 2023 at 03:49AM by Firelite67 https://ift.tt/ALaUqWp
Submitted April 19, 2023 at 03:49AM by Firelite67 https://ift.tt/ALaUqWp
It’s impossible to save a life, only delay death.
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Submitted April 19, 2023 at 02:47AM by TheMostStandardHuman https://ift.tt/4QSAmFM
Submitted April 19, 2023 at 02:47AM by TheMostStandardHuman https://ift.tt/4QSAmFM
Everyone in Matrix is technically a virgin
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Submitted April 19, 2023 at 01:37AM by Animator_Gas_Mask https://ift.tt/JE6kKGn
Submitted April 19, 2023 at 01:37AM by Animator_Gas_Mask https://ift.tt/JE6kKGn
We might miss out on tons of interesting products that never made it just because they were badly named
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Submitted April 19, 2023 at 12:28AM by NoNo_Cilantro https://ift.tt/joCyP9v
Submitted April 19, 2023 at 12:28AM by NoNo_Cilantro https://ift.tt/joCyP9v
Predictive text is the most efficient way to make word salad
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Submitted April 19, 2023 at 12:44AM by WildJackall https://ift.tt/eS8BdKi
Submitted April 19, 2023 at 12:44AM by WildJackall https://ift.tt/eS8BdKi
Baking in space/low gravity must produce the fluffiest baked goods possible
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Submitted April 18, 2023 at 04:41AM by mollekake_reddit https://ift.tt/TAGauh9
Submitted April 18, 2023 at 04:41AM by mollekake_reddit https://ift.tt/TAGauh9
Perhaps the advent of AI rendering all images and videos untrustworthy will be good for humanity because we'll just ignore a lot of crap that distracts us
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Submitted April 18, 2023 at 03:39AM by ImNudeyRudey https://ift.tt/6BijPqz
Submitted April 18, 2023 at 03:39AM by ImNudeyRudey https://ift.tt/6BijPqz
Interesting that liquor stores organize wines by variety, but beers are organized by brand.
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Submitted April 18, 2023 at 02:37AM by shahooster https://ift.tt/dnGN3Tf
Submitted April 18, 2023 at 02:37AM by shahooster https://ift.tt/dnGN3Tf
People complain about overanalyzing old books in English class….. and then do the exact same thing with pop culture
Everyone complains about having to write essays about the symbolism and all in Shakespeare. Then they turn right around and write five long essays about how Vision singing old McDonald is symbolic of how Quicksilver is really Iron Man or how in FNAF the purple guy is really a stand in for the devil or whatever. And someday, kids will complain about having to over analyze popular media from our time in English class.
Submitted April 18, 2023 at 01:36AM by Void_fem11235 https://ift.tt/il8GfdW
Freestyle rappers don’t have to worry about copyright infringements
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Submitted April 18, 2023 at 12:42AM by morningsweetcoffee https://ift.tt/czJD9Sp
Submitted April 18, 2023 at 12:42AM by morningsweetcoffee https://ift.tt/czJD9Sp
Salt is the only food that we eat that doesn't come from a plant, animal, or fungus
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Submitted April 17, 2023 at 03:48AM by MrMcQuacklesss https://ift.tt/wrGQ7fA
Submitted April 17, 2023 at 03:48AM by MrMcQuacklesss https://ift.tt/wrGQ7fA
The more money you make, the more you pay people to hide the ways you make money.
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Submitted April 17, 2023 at 02:46AM by NurkleTurkey https://ift.tt/mCZhwzT
Submitted April 17, 2023 at 02:46AM by NurkleTurkey https://ift.tt/mCZhwzT
Illiterate people don’t get to do Internet.
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Submitted April 17, 2023 at 01:41AM by oO0tooth_fairy0Oo https://ift.tt/zsvk2tC
Submitted April 17, 2023 at 01:41AM by oO0tooth_fairy0Oo https://ift.tt/zsvk2tC
There's nothing stopping you sleeping the other way round tonight
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Submitted April 17, 2023 at 01:48AM by pufballcat https://ift.tt/d0ZcMWS
Submitted April 17, 2023 at 01:48AM by pufballcat https://ift.tt/d0ZcMWS
Bars are the only businesses that routinely throw out their best customers
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Submitted April 17, 2023 at 12:23AM by WMDisrupt https://ift.tt/UCDjcSu
Submitted April 17, 2023 at 12:23AM by WMDisrupt https://ift.tt/UCDjcSu
For most of human history, technological progress has been so slow that older generations being 'outdated' and 'out of touch' is a rare and recent phenomenon
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Submitted April 17, 2023 at 12:46AM by WisestAirBender https://ift.tt/Wm2HI69
Submitted April 17, 2023 at 12:46AM by WisestAirBender https://ift.tt/Wm2HI69
Most people have inner lives just as rich and complex as yours
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Submitted April 16, 2023 at 03:39AM by Sentientdoing https://ift.tt/Lj5qAsC
Submitted April 16, 2023 at 03:39AM by Sentientdoing https://ift.tt/Lj5qAsC
You be delirious but you you can't be lirious...
I'm serious...
Submitted April 16, 2023 at 02:45AM by Gernburgs https://ift.tt/3MgnQbl
Anything humans have built can potentially kill
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Submitted April 16, 2023 at 01:44AM by FriedrichOrival https://ift.tt/m6F5nKO
Submitted April 16, 2023 at 01:44AM by FriedrichOrival https://ift.tt/m6F5nKO
As long as you're an actor/actress, infedility is always contextual
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Submitted April 16, 2023 at 01:48AM by green_tuxxedo https://ift.tt/Rb2ztiN
Submitted April 16, 2023 at 01:48AM by green_tuxxedo https://ift.tt/Rb2ztiN
Since girls are born with all their egg cells, women who are pregnant with girls also carry half of their grandchildren
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Submitted April 16, 2023 at 12:49AM by NoNo_Cilantro https://ift.tt/GP8mfiD
Submitted April 16, 2023 at 12:49AM by NoNo_Cilantro https://ift.tt/GP8mfiD
Famous people get assassinated but non famous people get murdered meaning there is some level of fame where your murder becomes an assassination
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Submitted April 15, 2023 at 04:49AM by theDogofDeath https://ift.tt/PmAFgWc
Submitted April 15, 2023 at 04:49AM by theDogofDeath https://ift.tt/PmAFgWc
Wokeness and one-person productions
In today's woke age some people claim you can't voice-act a character who's from a different race than yourself (i.e missy from big mouth, changed voice actors because a white woman cant voice-act a black woman). This means if you want to make a cartoon by yourself you can only use characters who are your skin color, at which point you will be stigmatized for not being inclusive enough.
Submitted April 15, 2023 at 03:45AM by Interesting_Ad_8660 https://ift.tt/2uQrycN
Loving someone is easier done than said.
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Submitted April 15, 2023 at 02:48AM by TkOHarley https://ift.tt/C4B2TRg
Submitted April 15, 2023 at 02:48AM by TkOHarley https://ift.tt/C4B2TRg
The NRA says guns make us safer but they don't allow guns at their convention due to safety concerns.
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Submitted April 15, 2023 at 01:49AM by Aromatic-Tour-4684 https://ift.tt/wL5AVWi
Submitted April 15, 2023 at 01:49AM by Aromatic-Tour-4684 https://ift.tt/wL5AVWi
There's only one type of goat cheese, but there are hundreds of type of cow cheese.
Also, where is is the goat milk?
Submitted April 15, 2023 at 12:39AM by xFearful425 https://ift.tt/xtiUwlv
Nothing is harder said than done
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Submitted April 14, 2023 at 04:49AM by TheTrueCactusKing https://ift.tt/UkTHICN
Submitted April 14, 2023 at 04:49AM by TheTrueCactusKing https://ift.tt/UkTHICN
The internet has devolved from a platform for the exchange of information and ideas, to an exchange of opinions and insults.
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Submitted April 14, 2023 at 03:49AM by A1ex4nd3r https://ift.tt/m6hZ572
Submitted April 14, 2023 at 03:49AM by A1ex4nd3r https://ift.tt/m6hZ572
Teeth are always wet
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Submitted April 14, 2023 at 02:30AM by jaspan_ https://ift.tt/vINQ79l
Submitted April 14, 2023 at 02:30AM by jaspan_ https://ift.tt/vINQ79l
Tunisia’s borders look like an italicized version of Albania’s borders
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Submitted April 14, 2023 at 01:48AM by Krillin_irl https://ift.tt/a9JthpF
Submitted April 14, 2023 at 01:48AM by Krillin_irl https://ift.tt/a9JthpF
Certain things just can't be tolerated...
Like microwaving bacon...
Submitted April 14, 2023 at 12:45AM by PoopCrayon70-1 https://ift.tt/qkxfTah
Cats and computers have very similar personalities
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Submitted April 13, 2023 at 03:33AM by drcoachchef https://ift.tt/QVvzClP
Submitted April 13, 2023 at 03:33AM by drcoachchef https://ift.tt/QVvzClP
Talking birds have been around for a zillion years with their incredible talent underexploited until humans found them
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Submitted April 13, 2023 at 02:31AM by NoNo_Cilantro https://ift.tt/0JwheIy
Submitted April 13, 2023 at 02:31AM by NoNo_Cilantro https://ift.tt/0JwheIy
For most of human history, whenever we want to know the health of our ride, we open up whatever is in the front.
I know for horses you open up their mouths to look at the first indicators of their health, most cars have their engine bays in the front, and I don't know much about camels or donkeys or elephants or whatever other people have ridden but I'm sure opening their mouths might tell you at least a little bit
Submitted April 13, 2023 at 01:40AM by smallcooper https://ift.tt/5R1mLhI
In normal jobs the better you are, more people know you. With Criminals it is the exact opposite.
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Submitted April 13, 2023 at 12:15AM by Artistic_Agent3746 https://ift.tt/n6e7sfg
Submitted April 13, 2023 at 12:15AM by Artistic_Agent3746 https://ift.tt/n6e7sfg
Dogs have a basic understanding of doors
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Submitted April 12, 2023 at 03:14AM by thedonp420 https://ift.tt/S3gNHIe
Submitted April 12, 2023 at 03:14AM by thedonp420 https://ift.tt/S3gNHIe
Adult toys and children's ice cream treats are both referred to as novelties.
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Submitted April 12, 2023 at 03:36AM by chucktaylornews3 https://ift.tt/ZIlFjr3
Submitted April 12, 2023 at 03:36AM by chucktaylornews3 https://ift.tt/ZIlFjr3
People think coz a man cums that he is having an orgasm.
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Submitted April 12, 2023 at 03:49AM by brudzool https://ift.tt/0awOBDd
Submitted April 12, 2023 at 03:49AM by brudzool https://ift.tt/0awOBDd
Male tarantulas that are eaten after mating are digested and reincarnated into their own babies.
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Submitted April 12, 2023 at 02:51AM by alovely897 https://ift.tt/HN05KYX
Submitted April 12, 2023 at 02:51AM by alovely897 https://ift.tt/HN05KYX
Standing physically naked in front of the world is scary to some, but standing emotionally naked in front of the world is terrifying to most.
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Submitted April 12, 2023 at 01:35AM by JustSomeApparition https://ift.tt/M9YBlEO
Submitted April 12, 2023 at 01:35AM by JustSomeApparition https://ift.tt/M9YBlEO
For supposedly hating on Beer and Whiskey companies that support drag shows, all these dudes posting videos of themselves throwing out their entire beer supply or running cans over with their truck sure love dramatic/ performative displays.
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Submitted April 11, 2023 at 04:51AM by Broad_Object2497 https://ift.tt/45oeC1A
Submitted April 11, 2023 at 04:51AM by Broad_Object2497 https://ift.tt/45oeC1A
Absolutely everything is normal.
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Submitted April 11, 2023 at 03:33AM by fonfonfon https://ift.tt/4yLdKBa
Submitted April 11, 2023 at 03:33AM by fonfonfon https://ift.tt/4yLdKBa
You can't enter a mall with a knife but you can leave one with it.
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Submitted April 11, 2023 at 02:36AM by Clogged_ https://ift.tt/hHZuE0f
Submitted April 11, 2023 at 02:36AM by Clogged_ https://ift.tt/hHZuE0f
Bitch is the only 5 letter long curse word
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Submitted April 11, 2023 at 01:44AM by No_Barnacle_6623 https://ift.tt/83Z1G9a
Submitted April 11, 2023 at 01:44AM by No_Barnacle_6623 https://ift.tt/83Z1G9a
Oxygen is a poison and takes, on average 75 years to kill us.
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Submitted April 11, 2023 at 12:48AM by KravenCode https://ift.tt/UGNiBAx
Submitted April 11, 2023 at 12:48AM by KravenCode https://ift.tt/UGNiBAx
The older we become, the more we are seen as uninteresting NPC characters by younger generations.
With the exception of celebrities
Submitted April 10, 2023 at 03:50AM by jslite https://ift.tt/8r2HUlW
The Pharoh's kid did nothing wrong, but died anyway
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Submitted April 10, 2023 at 02:36AM by Poohs_Smart_Brother https://ift.tt/LmeS2Zy
Submitted April 10, 2023 at 02:36AM by Poohs_Smart_Brother https://ift.tt/LmeS2Zy
There is more land then water on earth. Because there is land under the ocean.
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Submitted April 10, 2023 at 02:38AM by MoistToenails42 https://ift.tt/PwJ1LQd
Submitted April 10, 2023 at 02:38AM by MoistToenails42 https://ift.tt/PwJ1LQd
Rich people want child labor laws so they can hire their own kids as six figure interns.
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Submitted April 10, 2023 at 01:37AM by E-Plurbis-DumbDumb https://ift.tt/IUR0fkL
Submitted April 10, 2023 at 01:37AM by E-Plurbis-DumbDumb https://ift.tt/IUR0fkL
The major benefit of charging a subscription/entry fee for access is that they ensure all customers are willing to spend money.
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Submitted April 10, 2023 at 12:40AM by monkeykiller14 https://ift.tt/rsluBSG
Submitted April 10, 2023 at 12:40AM by monkeykiller14 https://ift.tt/rsluBSG
There are no soft-centred chocolates in Antarctica
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Submitted April 09, 2023 at 04:45AM by Dr-Collossus https://ift.tt/c4vfho1
Submitted April 09, 2023 at 04:45AM by Dr-Collossus https://ift.tt/c4vfho1
Just realized that having a colonoscopy is a kind of Chemsex actually
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Submitted April 09, 2023 at 03:51AM by Elmaphelia https://ift.tt/1Kxcvdn
Submitted April 09, 2023 at 03:51AM by Elmaphelia https://ift.tt/1Kxcvdn
Easter day is the day where you litter your surroundings with colored eggs and letting kids pick them up.
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Submitted April 09, 2023 at 02:39AM by Ecstatic_Future_893 https://ift.tt/Flix4NA
Submitted April 09, 2023 at 02:39AM by Ecstatic_Future_893 https://ift.tt/Flix4NA
The taste of nothing is the taste of your mouth.
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Submitted April 09, 2023 at 01:46AM by Loud-Direction-7011 https://ift.tt/mIhL8Ug
Submitted April 09, 2023 at 01:46AM by Loud-Direction-7011 https://ift.tt/mIhL8Ug
Considering domestic animals were bred to trust humans, a bull is the largest animal you can legally pet.
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Submitted April 09, 2023 at 12:45AM by eleven_screams https://ift.tt/QuELat7
Submitted April 09, 2023 at 12:45AM by eleven_screams https://ift.tt/QuELat7
At some density swimming becomes flying.
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Submitted April 08, 2023 at 03:25AM by VanuPlayer https://ift.tt/GN4krva
Submitted April 08, 2023 at 03:25AM by VanuPlayer https://ift.tt/GN4krva
Erasers are dying slowly for our mistakes.
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Submitted April 08, 2023 at 02:30AM by erigrus https://ift.tt/7GeskLB
Submitted April 08, 2023 at 02:30AM by erigrus https://ift.tt/7GeskLB
Being ‘weak’ is much more painful than being ‘strong’ - so paradoxically it requires a kind of strength to be weak.
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Submitted April 08, 2023 at 01:46AM by SpiritualMayonnaise https://ift.tt/4LWqP8B
Submitted April 08, 2023 at 01:46AM by SpiritualMayonnaise https://ift.tt/4LWqP8B
Matching shirt and underwear is also a suit
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Submitted April 08, 2023 at 12:42AM by pufballcat https://ift.tt/SAKsCMx
Submitted April 08, 2023 at 12:42AM by pufballcat https://ift.tt/SAKsCMx
When you finish a workout you feel stronger but you’re actually weaker
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Submitted April 08, 2023 at 12:44AM by SaberStreamz https://ift.tt/8IuxiLY
Submitted April 08, 2023 at 12:44AM by SaberStreamz https://ift.tt/8IuxiLY
Budweiser is to beer what Hersheys is to chocolate
Nothing but a bitter attempt
Submitted April 07, 2023 at 04:39AM by Lydiagh0st https://ift.tt/aVP2FBp
Donating your brain to be transplanted into someone else's body is actually just your mind receiving a body transplant
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Submitted April 07, 2023 at 03:44AM by Date_Snape https://ift.tt/Zps5jeH
Submitted April 07, 2023 at 03:44AM by Date_Snape https://ift.tt/Zps5jeH
After growing up people then become aware that their whole life their mother was either a really good, or a really bad cook.
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Submitted April 07, 2023 at 02:44AM by -Alter-Reality- https://ift.tt/AtPGuwD
Submitted April 07, 2023 at 02:44AM by -Alter-Reality- https://ift.tt/AtPGuwD
A faster than light capable vehicle is the definition of stealth.
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Submitted April 07, 2023 at 01:47AM by diabetic_debate https://ift.tt/bUyD1C8
Submitted April 07, 2023 at 01:47AM by diabetic_debate https://ift.tt/bUyD1C8
Life is survival, RPG and sandbox all rolled into one
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Submitted April 07, 2023 at 12:47AM by Applestripe https://ift.tt/HlVQaYT
Submitted April 07, 2023 at 12:47AM by Applestripe https://ift.tt/HlVQaYT
Social medias has made random, funny and selfless actions look suspicious and narcissistic. Hug or help someone in the street, sing or dance in public and you’ll look like a perfect selfish, entitled TikTok influencer
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Submitted April 06, 2023 at 03:29AM by Hugochhhh https://ift.tt/LiJYhB5
Submitted April 06, 2023 at 03:29AM by Hugochhhh https://ift.tt/LiJYhB5
The memory of your childhood best friend lives on through bank security questions
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Submitted April 06, 2023 at 02:14AM by SpaceCowboy2094 https://ift.tt/2E1PgXB
Submitted April 06, 2023 at 02:14AM by SpaceCowboy2094 https://ift.tt/2E1PgXB
Your birthday is actually Mothers Day
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Submitted April 06, 2023 at 02:30AM by dilldoeorg https://ift.tt/NSRUkmb
Submitted April 06, 2023 at 02:30AM by dilldoeorg https://ift.tt/NSRUkmb
Soda and water are sold in plastic, but beer isn't.
It's suspicious. They all shouldn't be.
Submitted April 06, 2023 at 01:33AM by umpfke https://ift.tt/gAGtqEK
A thermometer is a atom spedometer
wow!
Submitted April 05, 2023 at 04:44AM by Judgemental_Squirrel https://ift.tt/SlV1JT5
People are way more pushed to leave a review when they are dissatisfied with the service
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Submitted April 05, 2023 at 03:36AM by Technical_Ad_4299 https://ift.tt/oj4UZas
Submitted April 05, 2023 at 03:36AM by Technical_Ad_4299 https://ift.tt/oj4UZas
In the very near future, instead of talking toys advertising how many catchphrases they have, they'll advertise having an AI chatbot inside.
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Submitted April 05, 2023 at 02:38AM by Larry_Hegs https://ift.tt/FxoJHv1
Submitted April 05, 2023 at 02:38AM by Larry_Hegs https://ift.tt/FxoJHv1
There is a limited combination of original lyrics that songs can have
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Submitted April 05, 2023 at 01:49AM by The-Skinny-Indian https://ift.tt/dQ8yXka
Submitted April 05, 2023 at 01:49AM by The-Skinny-Indian https://ift.tt/dQ8yXka
People touching us with their tongue is seen as disgusting unless it’s on our genitals or in our mouth
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Submitted April 04, 2023 at 03:33AM by DadIsMadAtMe https://ift.tt/jFRS1ol
Submitted April 04, 2023 at 03:33AM by DadIsMadAtMe https://ift.tt/jFRS1ol
Only people with decent teeth look good with braces on
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Submitted April 04, 2023 at 02:48AM by ultimate_bulter https://ift.tt/A6nctVP
Submitted April 04, 2023 at 02:48AM by ultimate_bulter https://ift.tt/A6nctVP
Notaries are a scam
These notaries act like they are a hot commodity. Having people make appointments. They are on every street corner, the market is already saturated, I'm not making an appointment to have them stamp a piece of paper. If I make an appointment that reinforces their system and artificially creates a market for the stores that promote this malarkey.
Submitted April 04, 2023 at 01:40AM by relishit https://ift.tt/zefZQux
'Orange' is the only colour AND flavour.
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Submitted April 04, 2023 at 01:41AM by bibowski https://ift.tt/OJI0dtn
Submitted April 04, 2023 at 01:41AM by bibowski https://ift.tt/OJI0dtn
Requiring customers to file a written complaint in order to be considered a complaint only exasperates their frustration and leads to more complaints.
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Submitted April 04, 2023 at 12:49AM by East-Bluejay6891 https://ift.tt/cjNJ4ih
Submitted April 04, 2023 at 12:49AM by East-Bluejay6891 https://ift.tt/cjNJ4ih
The system we've created around gasoline is incredible, it's so incredibly flammable that all it takes is a spark to make it explode, and yet, car fires and gas station fires are very rare.
Thought about this after filling a gas can for my snowblower, how I basically paid $7 to fill my 2 gallon plastic container with high explosive, to take home and use tiny contained explosions to throw snow into my yard.
I do all of my own vehicle maintenance, and am always really careful doing any work pertaining to the fuel system because of the hazards, but I mindlessly fill my vehicles with gasoline and it doesn't even cross my mind to be concerned about it while I'm waiting for the pump to finish.
Submitted April 04, 2023 at 12:50AM by Shroedingerzdog https://ift.tt/TbQF2Oe
Some random thoughts about what happens after death
I believe that after u die, everything cease to exist, just like before you were born. But think about this, after and extremely long time, matters that created you come back together out of randomness and bam u r alive again. This is ofc gonna take an incomprehensible amount of time, but to you its just a flash.
Submitted April 03, 2023 at 03:34AM by SufficientSun891 https://ift.tt/GYF8lHM
A pair of shoes and a pair of gloves can cover more than half of the bones in your entire body
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Submitted April 03, 2023 at 03:42AM by exoduscv https://ift.tt/duciFyH
Submitted April 03, 2023 at 03:42AM by exoduscv https://ift.tt/duciFyH
People with depression are prescribed drugs with the common side effects of weight gain and impotence; two things that often contribute to depression.
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Submitted April 03, 2023 at 02:48AM by Sleazebuckets https://ift.tt/GrLhzy4
Submitted April 03, 2023 at 02:48AM by Sleazebuckets https://ift.tt/GrLhzy4
Mermaids are not half-fish. Their tails are mammalian, like dolphins and whales.
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Submitted April 03, 2023 at 01:44AM by Bannakka https://ift.tt/FZuiOpQ
Submitted April 03, 2023 at 01:44AM by Bannakka https://ift.tt/FZuiOpQ
A tattoo is a painting that never dries
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Submitted April 03, 2023 at 12:30AM by AgreeableYams https://ift.tt/Ats7OC5
Submitted April 03, 2023 at 12:30AM by AgreeableYams https://ift.tt/Ats7OC5
We all each possess one of the most extraordinarily complicated biological machines in the known universe and every one of us is operating it without a detailed instruction manual
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Submitted April 03, 2023 at 12:46AM by exoduscv https://ift.tt/YTw3PkB
Submitted April 03, 2023 at 12:46AM by exoduscv https://ift.tt/YTw3PkB
Your baby teeth are out there somewhere
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Submitted April 02, 2023 at 04:24AM by DreadMCYT https://ift.tt/IrTtfUS
Submitted April 02, 2023 at 04:24AM by DreadMCYT https://ift.tt/IrTtfUS
It is paradoxical that the most creative and energetic parts of our lives are also when we don't know jack.
More watching band histories than in the shower, bit there you go.
Submitted April 02, 2023 at 03:43AM by FrostyAcanthocephala https://ift.tt/XDR0Lbx
Mortality is how life bootstraps immortality.
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Submitted April 02, 2023 at 02:41AM by Lolleka https://ift.tt/t9Yp6wo
Submitted April 02, 2023 at 02:41AM by Lolleka https://ift.tt/t9Yp6wo
We already know that we are a result of two people having sex, but we don't know what sex position
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Submitted April 02, 2023 at 01:37AM by 10milkshake https://ift.tt/UG2sBWF
Submitted April 02, 2023 at 01:37AM by 10milkshake https://ift.tt/UG2sBWF
There's as many balls as there are people.
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Submitted April 02, 2023 at 12:44AM by dismygyans https://ift.tt/ieYnIxW
Submitted April 02, 2023 at 12:44AM by dismygyans https://ift.tt/ieYnIxW