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Submitted August 01, 2023 at 01:23AM by pufballcat https://ift.tt/eHDCP...
We all do same things, rituels, acts like we used to do in 5 million years ago. Just with different variations.
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Submitted August 01, 2023 at 12:20AM by ZevaIus https://ift.tt/c4XNn...
You need to wear mitts when you grab something out of the oven, but not when you grab something out of the michaelwave.
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Submitted July 31, 2023 at 01:25AM by EatFoodShitPant https://ift.tt/akiQI...
When the last living thing in the universe dies, there will be nothing left to witness it and so the universe's existence technically dies with it
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Submitted July 30, 2023 at 11:57PM by RiddleIQ https://ift.tt/ROor7...
What's the story behind the creation of the word wives and by extension husbands
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Submitted July 30, 2023 at 01:18AM by Good_Satisfaction516 https://ift.tt/iLWXO...
you can do a lot of stupid shit in public without getting judged if you have a professional camera operator filming you
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Submitted July 30, 2023 at 01:23AM by PDuctions https://ift.tt/r7Uig...
Other people dont see the eyes in thw sky
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Submitted July 30, 2023 at 12:19AM by aazalooloo https://ift.tt/GU8IA...
Dairy doesn't expire. It just turns into a different dairy product
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Submitted July 29, 2023 at 01:17AM by TheJudge47 https://ift.tt/2eJFg...
Most petrolheads can agree, we don’t hate the environment, we just hate electric cars. Give us renewable biofuels and we’re all yours.
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Submitted July 29, 2023 at 12:41AM by GuestGuest9 https://ift.tt/eKqaJ...
Air traffic control towers are the lighthouses of the sky.
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Submitted July 28, 2023 at 01:16AM by DragonsOverhead https://ift.tt/ofNE1...
Every painting or picture is a one piece puzzle
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Submitted July 28, 2023 at 01:20AM by KalashniKorv https://ift.tt/RPtHT...
Snacks always taste better when you buy them from a hotel vending machine
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Submitted July 28, 2023 at 12:38AM by Nabikunyoi https://ift.tt/9aBAW...
You may have once brought a bed bug into your house but never realized because it was male
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Submitted July 27, 2023 at 12:16AM by AkashiGG https://ift.tt/48qk3...
Written onomatopoeias must be difficult for deaf people.
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Submitted July 27, 2023 at 12:24AM by KwagsnuTheGreat https://ift.tt/Wezct...
Pinnocchio's voice didn't change when he changed from wood to flesh.
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Submitted July 26, 2023 at 02:11AM by Elluminated https://ift.tt/XlGIF...
You can scratch an itch yet also itch a scratch.
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Submitted July 26, 2023 at 12:55AM by jaguarboom https://ift.tt/DRTuY...
Your last day of Gym is never planned.
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Submitted July 26, 2023 at 01:01AM by catinho99 https://ift.tt/m6eNU...
The beauty about being true to yourself is that if everyone else abandons you, you’ll always have that.
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Submitted July 26, 2023 at 01:02AM by Dogalicious https://ift.tt/2CYFK...
One day, we’ll look back on those crazy times when we used to pay money to go to a hot place.
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Submitted July 26, 2023 at 01:02AM by BennySkateboard https://ift.tt/dL6Dm...
A CT scan detects the cancer it gives you.
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Submitted July 26, 2023 at 01:16AM by OwlSings https://ift.tt/Vn1DJ...
Monopoly in streaming services is actually good for the customers
In this sense, a person just have to pay for only one subscription.
Submitted July 25, 2023 at 11:53PM by Entire_Community_156 https://ift.tt/RoSGj...
The taste of cola is almost impossible to explain
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Submitted July 26, 2023 at 12:05AM by Independent_Lead8277 https://ift.tt/Z63dS...
It’s weird that no one ever seems to get nosebleeds on both nose at once
I don’t think I’ve ever seen that
Submitted July 25, 2023 at 01:20AM by BLUEAR0 https://ift.tt/1A3Ye...
Rust is the car version of wrinkles.
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Submitted July 25, 2023 at 12:23AM by jobenattor0412 https://ift.tt/Xyvfj...
Most Caucasians aren't really white, they're usually beige, brown or pink
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Submitted July 24, 2023 at 02:24AM by thscene https://ift.tt/ngxoK...
Maybe dogs don't love shoes just because of the smell but because they grew up with shoes/feet being at eye level so it's like a second face to dogs
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Submitted July 24, 2023 at 01:09AM by GobLoblawsLawBlog https://ift.tt/WJI3N...
Kidnapping by teleporter must be rampant in the Star Trek universe.
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Submitted July 24, 2023 at 12:25AM by entrendre_entendre https://ift.tt/6atuj...
Chances are, the amount of people on the earth is very similar to the amount of boobs on earth
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Submitted July 23, 2023 at 02:21AM by OnasIII https://ift.tt/apQ1D...
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are actually tortoises.
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Submitted July 23, 2023 at 12:38AM by late44thegameNOW https://ift.tt/j3Miz...
Seeking external validation for one’s actions will inevitably lead to disappointment and underappreciation. However, finding internal validation and approval will lead to a lifelong partnership with yourself, knowing that you will stay true to your own values.
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Submitted July 23, 2023 at 12:23AM by lilnickywhip https://ift.tt/zZLbv...
When there was a troll in the dungeon at Hogwarts, Dumbledore ordered all the students to return to their common rooms... forgetting that the Slytherin common room is in the dungeon.
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Submitted July 22, 2023 at 01:19AM by wimpykidfan37 https://ift.tt/jwsXf...
USPS delivery people are sometimes unknowingly drug delivery services
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Submitted July 21, 2023 at 11:28PM by SuperBonerFart https://ift.tt/P2i7c...
Everyone has problem in life but life has no problem flourishing on earth
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Submitted July 21, 2023 at 11:53PM by British-yoyo https://ift.tt/n9omT...
Most people walk up and down the same staircase everyday and couldn't tell you how many steps in the staircase.
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Submitted July 22, 2023 at 12:21AM by AllDressedJalapenos https://ift.tt/CGaq8...
Famous while dead or alive? Debate.
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Submitted July 21, 2023 at 01:44AM by bralyss https://ift.tt/vsbDM...
No room has ever been empty
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Submitted July 21, 2023 at 12:28AM by losandreas36 https://ift.tt/INAMb...
Musicians are a type of manual laborer
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Submitted July 20, 2023 at 01:08AM by thesmartass1 https://ift.tt/EVhgS...
We still accept people having limited use of their off-hand
But haven’t fixed it like we have with misaligned teeth
Submitted July 20, 2023 at 12:17AM by Diver_Gullible https://ift.tt/9YCVE...
It's amazing that Spain was able to colonize so much of the world whilst still remaining steadfast to a midday siesta
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Submitted July 19, 2023 at 01:37AM by adamb0mbNZ https://ift.tt/h6Y9e...
Somewhere out there, someone's complained about you on the internet
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Submitted July 19, 2023 at 12:23AM by Techguy791 https://ift.tt/YBTkS...
It might be that the wheels on the bus are in the air going round and round, after it tragically flipped over
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Submitted July 18, 2023 at 12:32AM by pufballcat https://ift.tt/gUlIz...
Society has decided you need an excuse to be eating pumpkin. Eating pumpkin not during thanksgiving or Halloween is weird
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Submitted July 17, 2023 at 12:23AM by PrestonSmitty https://ift.tt/tGsLZ...
Oversleeping is way more different and stressful then laying in bed and not wanting to get out.
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Submitted July 16, 2023 at 01:12AM by powdered_donuts2019 https://ift.tt/shXmt...
What's stopping a plastic surgeon from changing someone's face to that of a wanted criminal and turning them in for a reward.
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Submitted July 16, 2023 at 01:13AM by LaggingHard https://ift.tt/y26Rx...
Despite peeing hundreds of thousands of times in their lifetime, men still occasionally miss.
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Submitted July 16, 2023 at 12:46AM by FishPasteGuy https://ift.tt/Wgvlj...
You may think you're not allergic to anything, but somewhere out there, there's a meal ingredient waiting for you to approach it, for it to challenge you, and win.
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Submitted July 15, 2023 at 12:23AM by numerouswater https://ift.tt/t5dNZ...
It's shockingly easy to die
It's scary.
Submitted July 14, 2023 at 01:13AM by Thmplyr245 https://ift.tt/PKj47...
In the future, the early 2020s will be looked back upon as simpler, care-free times.
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Submitted July 13, 2023 at 11:44PM by SmooveTits https://ift.tt/j5ZUh...
The fridge is a reflection of your body. Because almost everything you put in the fridge will also go in your body.
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Submitted July 13, 2023 at 11:59PM by fleck57 https://ift.tt/eFGOK...
Europe had a larger population then Africa up until the 19th century
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Submitted July 14, 2023 at 12:18AM by blackandwhite324 https://ift.tt/dSEzZ...
The Lion King cameo in the first Toy Story is the live action movie
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Submitted July 13, 2023 at 01:21AM by FuzzyMcTaco https://ift.tt/GLnX2...
Mission impossible is false advertisement
Turns out it's all possible
Submitted July 13, 2023 at 12:12AM by sparklykublaikhan https://ift.tt/OjQbc...
Deep thoughts about LOTR
I was thinking about LOTR Return of the King and how Pippin lights the beacon of Amon Din. Then all the beacons are lit across many mountains. I’m thinking that each mountain pyre had a whole family dedicated to it, right? The only thing that family did was light the beacon as needed. If they had passports it would say, ‘Mountain beacon lighter’.
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The multi-millionaire athletes, who got trained in schools/universities, benefited from the athletic facilities & resources for which fees are paid by 99% of students who never/hardly used those facilities.
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Submitted July 12, 2023 at 12:32AM by goodpointbadpoint https://ift.tt/Y52fK...
Every second the phase of the Moon changes.
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Submitted July 12, 2023 at 01:14AM by UhJustANickName https://ift.tt/LU3sN...
We use claw like utensils to open clawed animals like crabs and lobsters.
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Submitted July 12, 2023 at 12:23AM by BanjoSpaceMan https://ift.tt/PcK0B...
Mints and mince sound the same no matter how you try to pronounce them. English language is weird!
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Submitted July 11, 2023 at 02:02AM by Ragnars85 https://ift.tt/arQJy...
Playing the lotto isnt gambling. Its a very high risk investment.
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Submitted July 11, 2023 at 01:17AM by Chuck_MoreAss https://ift.tt/riu5A...
Gut-wrenching is a great way to describe a fart
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Submitted July 11, 2023 at 12:22AM by AggravatingPop6816 https://ift.tt/9R7Cg...
Across the Spiderverse and Ever After High Season 1 have the same plot
No questions please
Submitted July 10, 2023 at 01:24AM by GellThePyro https://ift.tt/si7lS...
Archeology will eventually become a dead profession.
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Submitted July 09, 2023 at 12:52AM by exporterofgold https://ift.tt/ihpTl...
Q-Tips may be the only product where everyone just agrees to ignore manufacturer warnings.
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Submitted July 09, 2023 at 12:58AM by JMDeutsch https://ift.tt/jZiYS...
Its impossible to live in your neighbors house
If you lived with them, they would be your roommate, not your neighbor. Therefore, you aren’t living in your neighbor’s house.
Submitted July 09, 2023 at 01:22AM by P0werman1 https://ift.tt/zyvk6...
Dogs lick us because they know we got bones in there.. and they want them
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Submitted July 09, 2023 at 01:25AM by HeavyPsychology3533 https://ift.tt/A7doy...
The inventor of the High 5 had unshakeable confidence and belief in themselves and ideas.
The amount of times they must have been left hanging had to be astronomical, but they kept going until it finally caught on. I hope to possess at least a fraction of that confidence in my life.
Submitted July 09, 2023 at 12:24AM by akawilliamj13 https://ift.tt/ZIOt4...
The asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs was the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in Earth's history
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Submitted July 08, 2023 at 01:20AM by Gustavus666 https://ift.tt/HzXLR...
Because eyebrows exist almost everyone has facial hair
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Submitted July 08, 2023 at 12:21AM by IronNobody4332 https://ift.tt/ExYOa...
Eyebrows dont help for anything useful besides expression. We just got lucky that Neanderthals had them.
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Submitted July 07, 2023 at 01:24AM by PoloPants99 https://ift.tt/7oghs...
Flowers are really plants waving their genitals at us.
Nature's best exhibitionists.
Submitted July 06, 2023 at 11:47PM by vino_pino https://ift.tt/kWyAf...
Presence and presents are indistinguishable when spoken.
That's it.
Submitted July 07, 2023 at 12:09AM by Miggybear22 https://ift.tt/AExmJ...
No one will be surprised when mukbangers start developing health problems.
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Submitted July 06, 2023 at 01:13AM by Wrathofserenity https://ift.tt/hfAry...
Test tubes are not tubes
Someone, as a joke, asked me if a drinking straw has one hole or two. I said one, like my digestive system, one hole all the way through.
Today I realized that test tubes are not tubes as one end is closed off, like a skinny beaker or bin.
Good Luck
Submitted July 06, 2023 at 12:18AM by centstwo https://ift.tt/8VPy0...
The only reason that teens in movies are adult actors is that they can show sex scenes with teens played by adults
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Submitted July 05, 2023 at 01:17AM by huet_fan https://ift.tt/rWoeY...
There are people unknowingly celebrating July 4th as the last day with all 10 fingers.
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Submitted July 05, 2023 at 01:19AM by Global_Mess1475 https://ift.tt/SGNQH...
Modern monitors seem to die before a single pixel does.
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Submitted July 05, 2023 at 01:21AM by Elluminated https://ift.tt/cSIxG...
A riot over the price of tea is a weird way to start a country.
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Submitted July 05, 2023 at 01:23AM by pavilionaire2022 https://ift.tt/qlKYn...
We perceive a bloody face as the face of a winner but a bruised face as the face of a loser
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Submitted July 05, 2023 at 12:09AM by CharmingFriedEgg https://ift.tt/eF2YM...
Fast food isnt that fast if the restaurant has too many orders
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Submitted July 04, 2023 at 12:31AM by NaSinRao https://ift.tt/fUaGJ...
Boogers dont smell like anything until theyre out of your nose
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Submitted July 03, 2023 at 12:52AM by HelpMeWithMyHWpls https://ift.tt/L0PZJ...
The most surprising thing about commercials like Wendys and Progressive is there hasnt been any staff turnover in years.
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Submitted July 03, 2023 at 12:24AM by BarCzar86 https://ift.tt/q09MT...
Creams are similar to ice since they can be both solid and liquid dependent on their temperature
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Submitted July 02, 2023 at 12:47AM by jpfalk1997 https://ift.tt/JQPlS...