A giant douche is objectively a better school mascot than a turd sandwich

1. A douche is not intrinsically dirty, until you use it. Like a tampon or TP, or toothbrush or any other toiletry.

2. Poop is always dirty. A turd sandwich has the connotation that it means meant to be eaten, making it even more disgusting.

3. A douche is more recognizable/legible as an object when making a logo or a mascot costume. A turd sandwich would be confusing like I wouldn't even know it's a turd sandwich unless it's labeled as such, otherwise it's just a sandwich with some brown sausage popping out slightly, could be a badly drawn pepperoni or something

4. It would be way easier to make a giant douce mascot costume than a turd sandwich

5. You can make the douce any color you want, and can be monochrome. Which is good for logo purposes. Whereas a turd sandwich u always need sandwich colors (minimum beige brown green red) to make it recognizable

Submitted December 10, 2023 at 11:42PM by Lvl100Magikarp https://ift.tt/jM1qG4k