Very few houses built recently have chimneys, eventually causing Santa to find alternative ways in.

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Submitted November 03, 2022 at 01:49AM by tpb772000 https://ift.tt/s0eaXwf

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Trees are sunlight you can touch

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Submitted November 03, 2022 at 12:29AM by peoples888 https://ift.tt/0OTHhDW

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The day the casino gets an uno table is the day I’ll start gambling

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Submitted November 02, 2022 at 04:44AM by m22active https://ift.tt/htD1LcY

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No one ever talks about where the bellybutton ends.

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Submitted November 02, 2022 at 03:32AM by Bid-Routine https://ift.tt/ausGICL

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Each person wants to be the main character.

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Submitted November 02, 2022 at 02:45AM by tpb772000 https://ift.tt/PRZGsaT

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Somewhere out there, there's probably a linguist with cats named Kiki and Bouba.

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Submitted November 02, 2022 at 01:50AM by Bike_shop_owner https://ift.tt/JtTM4LR

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Not everyone gets the chance but sometimes they don't have to get lightly

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Submitted November 02, 2022 at 12:49AM by Slungus https://ift.tt/t4efWEH

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