Occam's Razor, they're buttons for a built in bidet system: wash, rinse, and blow dry. It makes sense as a more civilized, advanced cleaning method. Also, for such a conservative society in extreme denial, of course they'd have a toilet system where you never even have to see your own shit. Seashell decorum is fairly common for fancy bathrooms so the buttons are shaped like that purely as an aesthetic flourish.
Submitted April 28, 2018 at 06:24AM by PragmaticKB https://ift.tt/2vYQAhI