Let me start off by saying never been a huge bird guy. Got chased by a turkey as a small kid and I’ve hated them ever since. But it’s spring in Colorado and these fuckers are just the worst, they shit all over the damn sidewalks, take over areas and won’t let people go by occasionally attacking people and dogs, and they mess up traffic as well. Got a good convo going w some guys about how we’d take care of one. One suggested hitting it in the face, another suggested a nice Adam vinateri power kick to the torso but I personally think it’s neck would be the most vulnerable spot. It’s long skinny and frail, perfect for grabbing, and after that the possibilities would be endless. But anyways, has anyone ever had a funny encounter or actually smacked one of those little shits around?
Submitted May 30, 2018 at 05:17AM by JUULi0-jones https://ift.tt/2LKnbLP