Being in a group chat during a pedicure is the equivalent of gossiping in a different language while giving a group pedicure

source: was having a group pedicure while talking about the workers in our chat and I'm sure their chatter was a commentary on all of us, probably about my terrible feet most of all.

Submitted December 29, 2018 at 12:26PM by dooperdave http://bit.ly/2EWMzgB