Whenever I leave the house I throw a fitted mouth guard in my pocket. There have been three times in the last year when some stupid asshole felt "disrespected" and felt the need to square up with me to "prove themselves". Well, each time, I take a few steps back, put in my mouth guard and say "I don't have all fuckin day". Without fail, every single time, the guy says "whatever, fuck you man" or something along those lines and walks away
Submitted May 28, 2019 at 10:19PM by NebuKiniza http://bit.ly/2QxoyAw