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Where's the nearest refueling station in this solar system?

I'm in a shit position right now. I'm stranded in Mars orbit and my ship is out of fuel, and I used the last fuel keg getting piss-drunk at this wild party on Gliese 581c. I'm also on probeation for getting into a real heated battle around Alpha Centauri so I have no cheddar. (hydrogen cannons are legal in this Intergalactic Region, but we're not allowed to use them??). Is there any easy way to get free fuel around here? Don't send me links to some 'FREE FUEL CANNISTERS TUTORIAL DEFINITELY WORKS' hologram videos, they don't work. I've got a date with a hot Yaxlarian chick on Uxterion-P67 and I CANNOT be late.



Submitted July 22, 2020 at 04:49AM by hamsa097 https://ift.tt/2ZQUAOa
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