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Fear of spiders is heightened by the fact that they don't scream back when they see humans.

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Eating a bag of chips is a process of eating the largest that can be found, until one gets to the point the chips are too small to deal with.

No text found Submitted January 01, 2023 at 03:48AM by PrickleAndGoo https://ift.tt/V0MFa...
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Having a lot of shopping cart stalls in a parking lot is super annoying when you get to a store, and super wonderful when you’re leaving.

No text found Submitted January 01, 2023 at 02:41AM by Praha3 https://ift.tt/u7jv3...
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It’s gonna be January the next day, the next week, the next month, the next year

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Only one day in the year will a person be in a completely different year than another person

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Songs can change your mood..

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Life is a death sentence

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A table of contents is not a table

It’s a list Submitted December 31, 2022 at 01:49AM by EmeraldV https://ift.tt/bjzRe...
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The least you can do is always nothing.

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Biting your nails in cannibalism

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SUV’e are the new minivans, yet it’s still cool to own an SUV.

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Distraction is actually just being focused on something else.

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Dash cams not only record traffic events. They also make you more aware about respecting traffic laws.

No text found Submitted December 30, 2022 at 02:41AM by cvoicu https://ift.tt/SjMwP...
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Sand dollars are worth about the same as in the 80s but actual dollars lost 70% of their value.

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People have quickly evolved the sense of a phone camera pointing at one.

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Parenting is a toxic relationship where you try to be loving to a tiny human that screams/bites/hits you.

No text found Submitted December 30, 2022 at 12:42AM by Erythroneuraix https://ift.tt/IAOef...
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One thing people often forget about immortality is that the effects of dementia will render you useless sooner rather than later

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You use your left hand to wash your right hand, and your right hand to wash your left hand.

No text found Submitted December 29, 2022 at 03:49AM by The_Quartz https://ift.tt/H8jLo...
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When businesses use red and blue blinking lights on their signs it is false advertising.

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You wash fruit better for other people than for yourself

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Grandparents are more gentle and relaxed to their grandkids, because they are trying to make up for some bad parenting they think they did with their kids

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Kids realize what you did for them and appreciate it once they have kids of their own. Spouses or SOs don’t realize or appreciate it until you’re gone.

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For a country that has used ticket machines to order ramen for decades, it’s odd that none of Japan’s McDonalds have touch screens for ordering

No text found Submitted December 28, 2022 at 03:47AM by BigBobby2016 https://ift.tt/eb948...
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Men flirt the way they want to be flirted with, Women flirt the way they want to be flirted with.

Speaking in stereotypes: Men tell women they are hot/pretty/desired. They tell them to smile, and show appreciation for whatever the person is doing, no matter how mundane. Men traditionally are under-complimented, and place an undue importance on value from work tasks. Stereotypically: Women flirt with hints and offering opportunities to further...
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Because of K-Pop, many people have the impression that all Koreans have big eyes and v-line shaped faces

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Perfect crossover movie: The Grudge who stole Christmas.

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You can tell a lot about someone’s economic situation based off of the ratio of dress socks to athletic socks they own

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Most of people's problems when dealing with children or pets come from attributing too much intelligence to them.

While their problems dealing with other people comes from attributing too little. Submitted December 27, 2022 at 03:50AM by xchiron https://ift.tt/Tc6q4...
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The # sign is always in italic.

No text found Submitted December 27, 2022 at 02:46AM by FlowerOk1750 https://ift.tt/uNlqx...
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Women are easier to buy presents for than men because capitalism has found more ways to exploit women.

No text found Submitted December 27, 2022 at 01:49AM by intelligentspaniel https://ift.tt/olaB0...
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The magic in Santa's Reindeers is not that they can fly. But that they can make the air hard to run on it.

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Imagination is a precognition of realization

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Chicken nuggets are bite sized fried chicken

Chicken strips are medium sized fried chicken. It's all fried chicken. Like taco bell is all lettuce, tomatoes, ground beef in different shaped mediums. Submitted December 26, 2022 at 02:33AM by Gordn1 https://ift.tt/eAVl6...
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The vast majority, if not the totality, of the christmas movies are not actually produced during christmas

No text found Submitted December 26, 2022 at 02:38AM by TatzYo https://ift.tt/zJHcY...
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For the majority of people, there comes a point in our lives we never think about how the raindrops on the car window are racing.

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Everyone has a different Santa Version from everyone on the globe

No text found Submitted December 26, 2022 at 02:48AM by Bret_Abderahmen https://ift.tt/l9nHD...
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No matter how healthy you might seem, every second that you live might be the last one before you die.

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Gay men and lesbians are the true benefactors of gender separated places such as dressing rooms, training centers and more

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A majority of people will die without ever flying in a helicopter

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The class of 2040 is alive already…

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Conquering a kingdom isn’t possible anymore

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All roads lead to Rome, except the ones in Rome

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The road of delusion is always a long one.

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Rosa Parks is one of few historical figures that was a regular joe their whole life

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Not everyone that posts, is an OP

No text found Submitted December 24, 2022 at 02:48AM by stonerthoughtss https://ift.tt/pJHwZ...
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From a cladistic perspective, whales ARE fish.

They’re mammals, which are a type of amniote, which are a type of amphibian, which are a type of fish. Therefore, whales = fish. Submitted December 24, 2022 at 01:46AM by Supervinyl https://ift.tt/2KJIo...
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Posting Posts that No one Can Comment on But you damn well know you need to comment because it’s sun bullshit

Lies and deception. The savagery. Submitted December 24, 2022 at 12:47AM by BrandonsWorld420 https://ift.tt/41ZsD...
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Active noise cancelling is to the ears what sunglasses are to the eyes

No text found Submitted December 23, 2022 at 03:44AM by fullmonkeypower https://ift.tt/VMDxF...
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Your heartbeat is a clock ticking down to your death..

No text found Submitted December 23, 2022 at 02:45AM by Technical-Guide-604 https://ift.tt/2QHvP...
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The winter season and Christmas season only have one week of overlap.

No text found Submitted December 23, 2022 at 01:30AM by JJMax4264 https://ift.tt/CzFt9...
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Old people take more drugs than young people

No text found Submitted December 23, 2022 at 01:30AM by TMwombocombo https://ift.tt/ReFcG...
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People from Japan are technically pacific islanders

No text found Submitted December 23, 2022 at 12:48AM by Thylocine https://ift.tt/Wyhnx...
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Dogs are not Christmas presents, they are lifelong commitments.

No text found Submitted December 22, 2022 at 03:37AM by VotingIsImportant https://ift.tt/bp1L6...
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Walmart has the utmost surveillance program

No text found Submitted December 22, 2022 at 02:37AM by Ali_2m https://ift.tt/YcpNS...
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A cordless mouse is a hamster

No text found Submitted December 22, 2022 at 01:21AM by SindeOfAllTrades https://ift.tt/NHr1Q...
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Someone somewhere has the weirdest photo in the world on their phone

And we can only guess what it is Submitted December 22, 2022 at 12:51AM by pufballcat https://ift.tt/MiP98...
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iMessage live pictures are the closest correlation we will ever have to the wizard world

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Being reliably unlucky is a super power

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You remember nightmares more often because you wake up after having them.

No text found Submitted December 21, 2022 at 03:23AM by LongjumpingAside6358 https://ift.tt/Lx2qw...
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The picture for your funeral program may have already been taken.

No text found Submitted December 21, 2022 at 02:42AM by Connecting_to_audio https://ift.tt/CIkL1...
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Responsibility grows with age.

No text found Submitted December 21, 2022 at 01:48AM by YellowNotepads33 https://ift.tt/LNWPw...
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You spend the first half of your life dreaming of being older. You spend the second half of your life dreaming you were younger.

No text found Submitted December 21, 2022 at 12:47AM by iD-Remus https://ift.tt/QF1hw...
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It must be weird for people in the Southern Hemisphere to watch Christmas movies that take place in the winter, since Christmas for them occurs during the summer.

No text found Submitted December 20, 2022 at 04:49AM by DemonCatJ17 https://ift.tt/JmoV6...
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The Sahara is the NY Yankees of Deserts

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Inside Job is what Gravity Falls fans falsely remember Gravity Falls being like

No text found Submitted December 20, 2022 at 02:41AM by Soaring_Symphony https://ift.tt/aUrpi...
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Kids get socks and underwear as gifts in December, while adults get socks and underwear as gifts in February.

No text found Submitted December 20, 2022 at 01:51AM by zurds13 https://ift.tt/d6s9y...
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There is so much content available nowadays that it's become harder to relate to others.

I realized lately that there's so much content (TV shows, movies, social media posts, video games, etc.) being released on a regular basis nowadays. It's become difficult to bring up a TV show you've been watching, and have the other person know what you're talking about. When I was younger, in the 90's/00's, you can bring up a show and almost everyone...
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One day Smart Watches will be able to gage localized stress levels within an area, town or city by gathering data from its users

No text found Submitted December 19, 2022 at 04:48AM by Sethdarkus https://ift.tt/e7Rq6...
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Octopuses are the closest things we have to an Eldritch Abomination in real life

No text found Submitted December 19, 2022 at 03:42AM by Designer_Walrus_4283 https://ift.tt/LzMGt...
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Euphoria is a lolicon show

No text found Submitted December 19, 2022 at 02:48AM by marilyn_mansonv2 https://ift.tt/5OP60...
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So many cars drive with their headlights on it looks like everyone is going to a funeral

No text found Submitted December 19, 2022 at 01:42AM by Dashover https://ift.tt/2hk9f...
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Sonicare toothbrushes were meant to be used lying down.

Anybody who has one (can’t speak for other vibrating toothbrushes) unless you straight up look at the ceiling for 2 minutes, toothpaste and spit is going to run out of your mouth and all down the handle. What started as me being lazy, is actually just less messy. Submitted December 19, 2022 at 12:50AM by ninja996 https://ift.tt/PIoeG...
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Hot water rises but the coldest water is always on top

No text found Submitted December 18, 2022 at 03:51AM by firegod828 https://ift.tt/lbSLH...
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Being lonely makes it more difficult to meet new people, but meeting new people is the solution for being lonely

No text found Submitted December 18, 2022 at 02:44AM by russsaa https://ift.tt/EhjwY...
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Conspiracy theorists simply have trust issues.

No text found Submitted December 18, 2022 at 01:45AM by HighAxper https://ift.tt/iEB8g...
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For every body part you have, you're above the global average for having that body part

No text found Submitted December 18, 2022 at 12:47AM by garana_shaw_edeedo https://ift.tt/gjNPm...
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The heartbeats of our mother are the reason behind why people inherently love music, especially basic beats.

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Lethal Weapon was a Christmas movie before Diehard was.

No text found Submitted December 17, 2022 at 05:50AM by DianeLaneIsBeautiful https://ift.tt/Faigv...
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The afterlife doesn’t care

When we all go. . . Submitted December 17, 2022 at 04:48AM by just-me-uk https://ift.tt/DG4sb...
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Egg cells are ball shaped and balls are egg shaped.

No text found Submitted December 17, 2022 at 03:03AM by TeloYT https://ift.tt/ujJTw...
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It’s normal to run to avoid the rain but not the cold even though running makes you warmer but not dryer.

No text found Submitted December 17, 2022 at 01:56AM by aaron_bobaron https://ift.tt/1REDl...
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Even though the lunar astronauts seemed slow, they were moving at supersonic speed

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All beggars are professional beggars

No text found Submitted December 16, 2022 at 03:52AM by king_of_singapore https://ift.tt/2JrDi...
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In porn, chubby (and even straight up fat) women are fairly common, but you never really see a chubby dude getting some.

No text found Submitted December 16, 2022 at 02:51AM by Average__Cabbage https://ift.tt/XqtAF...
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Every TV / phone screen is the same size to your eyes if you can manage to stand far enough or close to it

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Being born around 2000 and the internet is as much, or more of a seminal event than the creation of writing was

People back then around 6ish thousand years ago were on the cusp of prehistory when writing was created Just how we’re on the cusp of pre-internet life. Born in 99’ so my first 5-7 years seemed normal, before the commercial tech takeover. Submitted December 16, 2022 at 12:44AM by The_BrainFreight https://ift.tt/OPGyr...
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Around half of the monsters you have slayed while playing games are females

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We all share these various recaps like it's a good thing, but in reality we're just celebrating how much data these companies have on us.

No text found Submitted December 15, 2022 at 04:48AM by LazloDaLlama https://ift.tt/vuM7d...
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A broken space heater can perform its own viking funeral.

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Since there are 8 billion people in the world, there is a chance someone out there looks like you appearance wise.

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Once you find your calling you learn something new about it everywhere you look.

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Adding an egg to any meal is the easiest way to make any dish breakfast.

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Primates might have already learned how to play thumb wars

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Many old fashioned sounding Christmas songs that we love were tunes that reflected the hip music styles and trends when they first came out.

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Humans try to imitate robots by moving robotic while robot themselves move very much fluent nowadays.

No text found Submitted December 14, 2022 at 02:58AM by KuggeLBlitZ https://ift.tt/NwP83...
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Every globe you can buy is a small globe compared with the real deal

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Velociraptor meat is poultry.

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The only people that need everything that is teached in schools are future teachers

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When having sex with a condom, you have 100 000x more chances to have a child than to win the lottery

No text found Submitted December 13, 2022 at 04:52AM by KoexD https://ift.tt/uQjEg...
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Battery powered heated clothing might be fattening to wear, because your body has to burn fewer calories to keep you warm.

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All hats are top hats.

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Mowing your lawn is an exclusively middle-class chore. Neither the poor nor the rich have to do it.

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You can never create a perfect circle. They will always have an amount of sides.

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People speak many languages, but everyone laughs the same.

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One of the only thing we wash with cold water instead of hot water is our teeth

No text found Submitted December 12, 2022 at 02:22AM by lordsandwish https://ift.tt/LQTfG...
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You can turn any one word into a correct sentence by placing a question mark behind it.

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You can get cheesecake but not cakecheese

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Pokémon regions must be full of scattered pokéballs, from all the throws that aren't a catch

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There’s a possibility that you have never seen exactly what you look like because you may have never seen a perfect reflection of yourself

No text found Submitted December 11, 2022 at 02:11AM by SirPerryThePlatypus_ https://ift.tt/QkMlg...
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Most artists are very passionate about their work. Sandwich artists are the exception.

No text found Submitted December 11, 2022 at 02:21AM by PanickyLemur https://ift.tt/SCUBM...
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Increasingly abstract art may become the only way to securely communicate without AI listening in

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The bigger something is the more significant its life is.

No text found Submitted December 11, 2022 at 02:30AM by YeaNahAllgood https://ift.tt/SgB9c...
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The other reindeer are fair weather friends that only wanted him in poor weather.

No text found Submitted December 11, 2022 at 02:48AM by marbitross https://ift.tt/0aXhZ...
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In the Naruto universe, being a child soldier is the no1 career choice which is actually kind of f'd up.

They start their military training at the academy quite young (Kakashi graduated at 5 years old iirc) and as far as I remember there is no other educational institution that is regarded as highly as the ninja academy. Also, they rely heavily upon children in actual combat/war. Sure, it's a normal anime trope for the fate of the world to rest in some...
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The bag that bean bag beans come in is technically a bean bag

No text found Submitted December 11, 2022 at 12:43AM by TreeBearOne https://ift.tt/yO8YK...
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Our heel is our sixth toe.

No text found Submitted December 10, 2022 at 04:51AM by KenJinks https://ift.tt/bOdsp...
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The joke to make a post about AI written by an AI will get very old really soon.

No text found Submitted December 10, 2022 at 03:51AM by I_am_unique6435 https://ift.tt/Xvu2e...
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Humans are the only species that use inanimate objects to propel them around.

No text found Submitted December 10, 2022 at 02:36AM by clitsdontexist https://ift.tt/AD02w...
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All Lego mini figures are bald, and wear wigs even with no concept of real hair.

No text found Submitted December 10, 2022 at 01:51AM by nyancatya_ https://ift.tt/StCsh...
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Snow is nature's version of shaved ice

No text found Submitted December 10, 2022 at 12:48AM by aurathecat123 https://ift.tt/5l2Ts...
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Every year of your life is shorter when you consider the fraction that year represents of your entire life. (1/1, 1/2, 1/3, 1/4 … 1/n)

No text found Submitted December 09, 2022 at 04:58AM by joeyda3rd https://ift.tt/dv7Fy...
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Band-Aids work best on semi-flat surfaces on the body, but people rarely get cuts and scrapes on flat body parts.

No text found Submitted December 09, 2022 at 03:42AM by nintendo_d_s https://ift.tt/8PToE...
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Those shops that specialize in gifts for men perpetuate the myth that men really love globes

No text found Submitted December 09, 2022 at 02:51AM by NoNo_Cilantro https://ift.tt/ok5rF...
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Microwave popcorn companies rarely ever see the finished product

No text found Submitted December 09, 2022 at 01:45AM by snowshoeBBQ https://ift.tt/2gG7L...
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Dicks are non-Newtonian fluids

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Mandarins are nature's sweet & sour.

No text found Submitted December 08, 2022 at 04:32AM by half-baked_axx https://ift.tt/zHmNP...
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Kids born after the iPhone’s debut in 2007 will be adults in a few years

Some parents have chosen to be responsible about screen time, but in a few years we will start to see the first adults with lifelong addictions to smartphones. How will this affect society? Submitted December 08, 2022 at 03:11AM by ceviche-hot-pockets https://ift.tt/ojgaD...
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A relationship between two people is stronger when it’s based on desire and weaker when based on necessity.

No text found Submitted December 08, 2022 at 02:55AM by Lexicon444 https://ift.tt/LAglp...
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The reason why nearly every game trailer starts with shot of the ocean is that the CGI artist want to show off how cool they can create water.

No text found Submitted December 08, 2022 at 01:51AM by I_am_unique6435 https://ift.tt/qFTg6...
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Real life is so uninteresting that humans spend $billions developing digital simulations to distract themselves

No text found Submitted December 08, 2022 at 12:43AM by Shibenaut https://ift.tt/CPxWM...
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The murderer who killed Batman's parents saved many lives by creating Batman. Batman killed many people by refusing to kill Joker.

No text found Submitted December 07, 2022 at 02:54AM by Rikfox https://ift.tt/WenKD...
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Mine tunnels make it possible to see the other side of dirt.

No text found Submitted December 07, 2022 at 01:51AM by singingpunters https://ift.tt/nvYSs...
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Football (soccer) only works because the ball travels a lot faster than the players.

No text found Submitted December 07, 2022 at 12:47AM by Smoothguitar https://ift.tt/NqAER...
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Gaming technology has reached a point where it's not so much about how realistic the game looks, but how artistic or pretty the game looks.

No text found Submitted December 07, 2022 at 12:53AM by leaveittobeaver_ https://ift.tt/r0mwQ...
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Every parking spot can be a porking spot but not every porking spot can be a parking spot

No text found Submitted December 06, 2022 at 11:59PM by 2pooped2party https://ift.tt/5JjMp...
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In a lot of cartoons, buck teeth are supposed to symbolize youth and being naive

No text found Submitted December 06, 2022 at 04:30AM by DadIsMadAtMe https://ift.tt/4FnBL...
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Horses run on their fingernails.

No text found Submitted December 06, 2022 at 03:15AM by NarutoUzumaki57 https://ift.tt/9X0Up...
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You need to have a degree to be qualified to teach children, unless you are their parent

No text found Submitted December 06, 2022 at 03:23AM by Spec1alistInFailure https://ift.tt/rykWQ...
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As you get older, you often experience internal shifts in how they approach friendship. Self-discovery gives way to self-knowledge, so you become pickier about whom you surround yourself.

No text found Submitted December 06, 2022 at 02:14AM by SkepticDrinker https://ift.tt/JU3ux...
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'Inspired by true events' is a totally 100% meaningless thing to write at the start of a film.

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The universe is so vast that by vocalizing a random string of sounds, you could be speaking an extraterrestrial language and not even know it

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A quarterback has caught more balls then all his teammates combined.

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Emotions are a lot like Colors. We can't create new ones and it's almost impossible to describe them but they can both be expressed visually.

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Parents in the future are going to tell their kids about the times they’ve went viral on the internet.

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In the future celebrities will be grooming their wife’s from embryo state.

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Technically all images on a screen are pixel art

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We never finish eating. We just have longer gaps between bites.

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You need a solid (glass/cup) to consume liquid and need liquid (saliva) to consume solids.

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Every game is a role playing game

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All trees are plants, but not all plants are trees

Now that I made a post without getting removed, Antarctica is a limited time event Submitted December 04, 2022 at 12:47AM by Weirdishguy https://ift.tt/nRLOW...
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80s and 90s TV show and movie screenwriters had a really dark sense of humor.

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A lot of regular people claim to have been someone famous in a previous life. Famous people never claim to have been a regular person in a previous life.

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Go Pro style cameras seem to have been the push people needed to regularly wear helmets

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It doesn’t matter how much or how little, but 100% of medical interventions end in death.

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First Aid Kits are one of the few things where it's nice when they get to expire.

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You rarely see expensive beer cans or bottles littered on the side of the road.

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Given the recent trend of selling nostalgia to millennials, it is entirely plausible that in the next 20 years, we can expect to see a Labyrinth remake starring Harry Styles.

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Most of winter takes place after Christmas, yet most winter-themed songs are Christmas songs

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With 8 billion people on the planet, the heat created by human bodies is roughly 480 billion watts. That is a lot of heat.

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