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Submitted January 01, 2023 at 04:45AM by wfezzari https://ift.tt/zPjT9Ay
Eating a bag of chips is a process of eating the largest that can be found, until one gets to the point the chips are too small to deal with.
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Submitted January 01, 2023 at 03:48AM by PrickleAndGoo https://ift.tt/V0MFakn
Having a lot of shopping cart stalls in a parking lot is super annoying when you get to a store, and super wonderful when you’re leaving.
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Submitted January 01, 2023 at 02:41AM by Praha3 https://ift.tt/u7jv3Uz
Submitted January 01, 2023 at 02:41AM by Praha3 https://ift.tt/u7jv3Uz
It’s gonna be January the next day, the next week, the next month, the next year
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Submitted January 01, 2023 at 01:38AM by Tayy7458 https://ift.tt/YuIA7Z1
Submitted January 01, 2023 at 01:38AM by Tayy7458 https://ift.tt/YuIA7Z1
Only one day in the year will a person be in a completely different year than another person
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Submitted January 01, 2023 at 12:33AM by VulthrxIsAWeeb https://ift.tt/h1qnaye
Submitted January 01, 2023 at 12:33AM by VulthrxIsAWeeb https://ift.tt/h1qnaye
Songs can change your mood..
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Submitted December 31, 2022 at 03:42AM by Mrs-Gallagher18 https://ift.tt/sFIQVUz
Submitted December 31, 2022 at 03:42AM by Mrs-Gallagher18 https://ift.tt/sFIQVUz
Life is a death sentence
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Submitted December 31, 2022 at 02:45AM by varsityme https://ift.tt/omsvHWT
Submitted December 31, 2022 at 02:45AM by varsityme https://ift.tt/omsvHWT
A table of contents is not a table
It’s a list
Submitted December 31, 2022 at 01:49AM by EmeraldV https://ift.tt/bjzReIS
The least you can do is always nothing.
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Submitted December 31, 2022 at 12:39AM by BugOperator https://ift.tt/bQYEBne
Submitted December 31, 2022 at 12:39AM by BugOperator https://ift.tt/bQYEBne
Biting your nails in cannibalism
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Submitted December 31, 2022 at 12:44AM by Hippydippy420 https://ift.tt/wQeKXdl
Submitted December 31, 2022 at 12:44AM by Hippydippy420 https://ift.tt/wQeKXdl
SUV’e are the new minivans, yet it’s still cool to own an SUV.
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Submitted December 30, 2022 at 03:41AM by highxv0ltage https://ift.tt/FncGE51
Submitted December 30, 2022 at 03:41AM by highxv0ltage https://ift.tt/FncGE51
Distraction is actually just being focused on something else.
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Submitted December 30, 2022 at 02:39AM by ButWaitBuyNowAnd https://ift.tt/WY1HfNp
Submitted December 30, 2022 at 02:39AM by ButWaitBuyNowAnd https://ift.tt/WY1HfNp
Dash cams not only record traffic events. They also make you more aware about respecting traffic laws.
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Submitted December 30, 2022 at 02:41AM by cvoicu https://ift.tt/SjMwP8H
Submitted December 30, 2022 at 02:41AM by cvoicu https://ift.tt/SjMwP8H
Sand dollars are worth about the same as in the 80s but actual dollars lost 70% of their value.
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Submitted December 30, 2022 at 02:50AM by b98765 https://ift.tt/2rANZge
Submitted December 30, 2022 at 02:50AM by b98765 https://ift.tt/2rANZge
People have quickly evolved the sense of a phone camera pointing at one.
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Submitted December 30, 2022 at 01:48AM by qarasaq https://ift.tt/90AGRVL
Submitted December 30, 2022 at 01:48AM by qarasaq https://ift.tt/90AGRVL
Parenting is a toxic relationship where you try to be loving to a tiny human that screams/bites/hits you.
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Submitted December 30, 2022 at 12:42AM by Erythroneuraix https://ift.tt/IAOefVo
Submitted December 30, 2022 at 12:42AM by Erythroneuraix https://ift.tt/IAOefVo
One thing people often forget about immortality is that the effects of dementia will render you useless sooner rather than later
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Submitted December 29, 2022 at 04:50AM by exmxn https://ift.tt/oN7pihd
Submitted December 29, 2022 at 04:50AM by exmxn https://ift.tt/oN7pihd
You use your left hand to wash your right hand, and your right hand to wash your left hand.
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Submitted December 29, 2022 at 03:49AM by The_Quartz https://ift.tt/H8jLoAz
Submitted December 29, 2022 at 03:49AM by The_Quartz https://ift.tt/H8jLoAz
When businesses use red and blue blinking lights on their signs it is false advertising.
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Submitted December 29, 2022 at 02:47AM by halfrhovsquared https://ift.tt/pKd2E0M
Submitted December 29, 2022 at 02:47AM by halfrhovsquared https://ift.tt/pKd2E0M
You wash fruit better for other people than for yourself
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Submitted December 29, 2022 at 01:47AM by AdCommercial1682 https://ift.tt/oPZwjtl
Submitted December 29, 2022 at 01:47AM by AdCommercial1682 https://ift.tt/oPZwjtl
Grandparents are more gentle and relaxed to their grandkids, because they are trying to make up for some bad parenting they think they did with their kids
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Submitted December 29, 2022 at 12:45AM by SuperUai https://ift.tt/uMghX2O
Submitted December 29, 2022 at 12:45AM by SuperUai https://ift.tt/uMghX2O
Kids realize what you did for them and appreciate it once they have kids of their own. Spouses or SOs don’t realize or appreciate it until you’re gone.
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Submitted December 28, 2022 at 04:45AM by Yourfaceis-23 https://ift.tt/nfbykoK
Submitted December 28, 2022 at 04:45AM by Yourfaceis-23 https://ift.tt/nfbykoK
For a country that has used ticket machines to order ramen for decades, it’s odd that none of Japan’s McDonalds have touch screens for ordering
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Submitted December 28, 2022 at 03:47AM by BigBobby2016 https://ift.tt/eb9485H
Submitted December 28, 2022 at 03:47AM by BigBobby2016 https://ift.tt/eb9485H
Men flirt the way they want to be flirted with, Women flirt the way they want to be flirted with.
Speaking in stereotypes: Men tell women they are hot/pretty/desired. They tell them to smile, and show appreciation for whatever the person is doing, no matter how mundane.
Men traditionally are under-complimented, and place an undue importance on value from work tasks.
Stereotypically: Women flirt with hints and offering opportunities to further engage. They tend to be sensitive to imposing upon the relationship.
Generally women are pressured to behave and act specific ways, and expected to warmly receive any outside contact.
Men want the attention they flirt with, and Women want the support/empowerment they flirt with.
Submitted December 28, 2022 at 02:45AM by Dyanpanda https://ift.tt/DyKg5SB
Because of K-Pop, many people have the impression that all Koreans have big eyes and v-line shaped faces
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Submitted December 28, 2022 at 01:47AM by skyrimlo https://ift.tt/9gR01Mz
Submitted December 28, 2022 at 01:47AM by skyrimlo https://ift.tt/9gR01Mz
Perfect crossover movie: The Grudge who stole Christmas.
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Submitted December 28, 2022 at 12:40AM by SmbdysDad https://ift.tt/pv7EQf3
Submitted December 28, 2022 at 12:40AM by SmbdysDad https://ift.tt/pv7EQf3
You can tell a lot about someone’s economic situation based off of the ratio of dress socks to athletic socks they own
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Submitted December 27, 2022 at 04:40AM by bin_pit https://ift.tt/Wr3QiAZ
Submitted December 27, 2022 at 04:40AM by bin_pit https://ift.tt/Wr3QiAZ
Most of people's problems when dealing with children or pets come from attributing too much intelligence to them.
While their problems dealing with other people comes from attributing too little.
Submitted December 27, 2022 at 03:50AM by xchiron https://ift.tt/Tc6q4Re
The # sign is always in italic.
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Submitted December 27, 2022 at 02:46AM by FlowerOk1750 https://ift.tt/uNlqx4A
Submitted December 27, 2022 at 02:46AM by FlowerOk1750 https://ift.tt/uNlqx4A
Women are easier to buy presents for than men because capitalism has found more ways to exploit women.
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Submitted December 27, 2022 at 01:49AM by intelligentspaniel https://ift.tt/olaB0sz
Submitted December 27, 2022 at 01:49AM by intelligentspaniel https://ift.tt/olaB0sz
The magic in Santa's Reindeers is not that they can fly. But that they can make the air hard to run on it.
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Submitted December 27, 2022 at 12:36AM by Nebula_Orion https://ift.tt/meMTJ0B
Submitted December 27, 2022 at 12:36AM by Nebula_Orion https://ift.tt/meMTJ0B
Imagination is a precognition of realization
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Submitted December 26, 2022 at 02:33AM by Masspoint https://ift.tt/xwCNl1g
Submitted December 26, 2022 at 02:33AM by Masspoint https://ift.tt/xwCNl1g
Chicken nuggets are bite sized fried chicken
Chicken strips are medium sized fried chicken. It's all fried chicken. Like taco bell is all lettuce, tomatoes, ground beef in different shaped mediums.
Submitted December 26, 2022 at 02:33AM by Gordn1 https://ift.tt/eAVl6nw
The vast majority, if not the totality, of the christmas movies are not actually produced during christmas
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Submitted December 26, 2022 at 02:38AM by TatzYo https://ift.tt/zJHcY8O
Submitted December 26, 2022 at 02:38AM by TatzYo https://ift.tt/zJHcY8O
For the majority of people, there comes a point in our lives we never think about how the raindrops on the car window are racing.
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Submitted December 26, 2022 at 02:41AM by rainbowsieger https://ift.tt/zle1vIq
Submitted December 26, 2022 at 02:41AM by rainbowsieger https://ift.tt/zle1vIq
Everyone has a different Santa Version from everyone on the globe
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Submitted December 26, 2022 at 02:48AM by Bret_Abderahmen https://ift.tt/l9nHDhA
Submitted December 26, 2022 at 02:48AM by Bret_Abderahmen https://ift.tt/l9nHDhA
No matter how healthy you might seem, every second that you live might be the last one before you die.
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Submitted December 26, 2022 at 01:43AM by samviel https://ift.tt/pkyKURz
Submitted December 26, 2022 at 01:43AM by samviel https://ift.tt/pkyKURz
Gay men and lesbians are the true benefactors of gender separated places such as dressing rooms, training centers and more
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Submitted December 26, 2022 at 12:39AM by serimert https://ift.tt/Oq87wnP
Submitted December 26, 2022 at 12:39AM by serimert https://ift.tt/Oq87wnP
A majority of people will die without ever flying in a helicopter
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Submitted December 25, 2022 at 04:26AM by randominternetguy11 https://ift.tt/aoJERFb
Submitted December 25, 2022 at 04:26AM by randominternetguy11 https://ift.tt/aoJERFb
The class of 2040 is alive already…
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Submitted December 25, 2022 at 03:44AM by MichaelRedwork https://ift.tt/flWhgrk
Submitted December 25, 2022 at 03:44AM by MichaelRedwork https://ift.tt/flWhgrk
A lot of people talk about how Ariel gave up her voice for a guy she barely knew, but no one talks about how Eric only wanted to marry the woman who had rescued him, who he hadn't seen since. For all he knew, she only saved him because she wanted to do the right thing, not because she was in love.
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Submitted December 25, 2022 at 02:37AM by wimpykidfan37 https://ift.tt/VHJZ8Wg
Submitted December 25, 2022 at 02:37AM by wimpykidfan37 https://ift.tt/VHJZ8Wg
Conquering a kingdom isn’t possible anymore
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Submitted December 25, 2022 at 01:44AM by BlankCanvas609 https://ift.tt/0ODG7Jo
Submitted December 25, 2022 at 01:44AM by BlankCanvas609 https://ift.tt/0ODG7Jo
All roads lead to Rome, except the ones in Rome
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Submitted December 25, 2022 at 12:33AM by distorted_pebble https://ift.tt/ZL3Fhad
Submitted December 25, 2022 at 12:33AM by distorted_pebble https://ift.tt/ZL3Fhad
The road of delusion is always a long one.
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Submitted December 24, 2022 at 04:43AM by coldbluebullet https://ift.tt/zcOgQCP
Submitted December 24, 2022 at 04:43AM by coldbluebullet https://ift.tt/zcOgQCP
Rosa Parks is one of few historical figures that was a regular joe their whole life
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Submitted December 24, 2022 at 03:44AM by BlankCanvas609 https://ift.tt/25MVLBf
Submitted December 24, 2022 at 03:44AM by BlankCanvas609 https://ift.tt/25MVLBf
Not everyone that posts, is an OP
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Submitted December 24, 2022 at 02:48AM by stonerthoughtss https://ift.tt/pJHwZ8Q
Submitted December 24, 2022 at 02:48AM by stonerthoughtss https://ift.tt/pJHwZ8Q
From a cladistic perspective, whales ARE fish.
They’re mammals, which are a type of amniote, which are a type of amphibian, which are a type of fish. Therefore, whales = fish.
Submitted December 24, 2022 at 01:46AM by Supervinyl https://ift.tt/2KJIoqp
Posting Posts that No one Can Comment on But you damn well know you need to comment because it’s sun bullshit
Lies and deception. The savagery.
Submitted December 24, 2022 at 12:47AM by BrandonsWorld420 https://ift.tt/41ZsDHV
Active noise cancelling is to the ears what sunglasses are to the eyes
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Submitted December 23, 2022 at 03:44AM by fullmonkeypower https://ift.tt/VMDxF3J
Submitted December 23, 2022 at 03:44AM by fullmonkeypower https://ift.tt/VMDxF3J
Your heartbeat is a clock ticking down to your death..
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Submitted December 23, 2022 at 02:45AM by Technical-Guide-604 https://ift.tt/2QHvPIi
Submitted December 23, 2022 at 02:45AM by Technical-Guide-604 https://ift.tt/2QHvPIi
The winter season and Christmas season only have one week of overlap.
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Submitted December 23, 2022 at 01:30AM by JJMax4264 https://ift.tt/CzFt951
Submitted December 23, 2022 at 01:30AM by JJMax4264 https://ift.tt/CzFt951
Old people take more drugs than young people
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Submitted December 23, 2022 at 01:30AM by TMwombocombo https://ift.tt/ReFcGvf
Submitted December 23, 2022 at 01:30AM by TMwombocombo https://ift.tt/ReFcGvf
People from Japan are technically pacific islanders
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Submitted December 23, 2022 at 12:48AM by Thylocine https://ift.tt/WyhnxUf
Submitted December 23, 2022 at 12:48AM by Thylocine https://ift.tt/WyhnxUf
Dogs are not Christmas presents, they are lifelong commitments.
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Submitted December 22, 2022 at 03:37AM by VotingIsImportant https://ift.tt/bp1L6IY
Submitted December 22, 2022 at 03:37AM by VotingIsImportant https://ift.tt/bp1L6IY
Walmart has the utmost surveillance program
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Submitted December 22, 2022 at 02:37AM by Ali_2m https://ift.tt/YcpNSr7
Submitted December 22, 2022 at 02:37AM by Ali_2m https://ift.tt/YcpNSr7
A cordless mouse is a hamster
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Submitted December 22, 2022 at 01:21AM by SindeOfAllTrades https://ift.tt/NHr1QY3
Submitted December 22, 2022 at 01:21AM by SindeOfAllTrades https://ift.tt/NHr1QY3
Someone somewhere has the weirdest photo in the world on their phone
And we can only guess what it is
Submitted December 22, 2022 at 12:51AM by pufballcat https://ift.tt/MiP98bB
iMessage live pictures are the closest correlation we will ever have to the wizard world
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Submitted December 22, 2022 at 12:02AM by liamwayne1998 https://ift.tt/KbqzwGI
Submitted December 22, 2022 at 12:02AM by liamwayne1998 https://ift.tt/KbqzwGI
Being reliably unlucky is a super power
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Submitted December 21, 2022 at 04:41AM by Joneskind https://ift.tt/FGUr6K0
Submitted December 21, 2022 at 04:41AM by Joneskind https://ift.tt/FGUr6K0
You remember nightmares more often because you wake up after having them.
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Submitted December 21, 2022 at 03:23AM by LongjumpingAside6358 https://ift.tt/Lx2qwdj
Submitted December 21, 2022 at 03:23AM by LongjumpingAside6358 https://ift.tt/Lx2qwdj
The picture for your funeral program may have already been taken.
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Submitted December 21, 2022 at 02:42AM by Connecting_to_audio https://ift.tt/CIkL1Kp
Submitted December 21, 2022 at 02:42AM by Connecting_to_audio https://ift.tt/CIkL1Kp
Responsibility grows with age.
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Submitted December 21, 2022 at 01:48AM by YellowNotepads33 https://ift.tt/LNWPw17
Submitted December 21, 2022 at 01:48AM by YellowNotepads33 https://ift.tt/LNWPw17
You spend the first half of your life dreaming of being older. You spend the second half of your life dreaming you were younger.
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Submitted December 21, 2022 at 12:47AM by iD-Remus https://ift.tt/QF1hwHn
Submitted December 21, 2022 at 12:47AM by iD-Remus https://ift.tt/QF1hwHn
It must be weird for people in the Southern Hemisphere to watch Christmas movies that take place in the winter, since Christmas for them occurs during the summer.
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Submitted December 20, 2022 at 04:49AM by DemonCatJ17 https://ift.tt/JmoV64H
Submitted December 20, 2022 at 04:49AM by DemonCatJ17 https://ift.tt/JmoV64H
The Sahara is the NY Yankees of Deserts
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Submitted December 20, 2022 at 03:41AM by World-Tight https://ift.tt/dqnh7j2
Submitted December 20, 2022 at 03:41AM by World-Tight https://ift.tt/dqnh7j2
Inside Job is what Gravity Falls fans falsely remember Gravity Falls being like
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Submitted December 20, 2022 at 02:41AM by Soaring_Symphony https://ift.tt/aUrpizK
Submitted December 20, 2022 at 02:41AM by Soaring_Symphony https://ift.tt/aUrpizK
Kids get socks and underwear as gifts in December, while adults get socks and underwear as gifts in February.
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Submitted December 20, 2022 at 01:51AM by zurds13 https://ift.tt/d6s9y8n
Submitted December 20, 2022 at 01:51AM by zurds13 https://ift.tt/d6s9y8n
There is so much content available nowadays that it's become harder to relate to others.
I realized lately that there's so much content (TV shows, movies, social media posts, video games, etc.) being released on a regular basis nowadays. It's become difficult to bring up a TV show you've been watching, and have the other person know what you're talking about. When I was younger, in the 90's/00's, you can bring up a show and almost everyone could relate.
Submitted December 20, 2022 at 12:49AM by ChickenNRiceLover https://ift.tt/3zCh2LD
One day Smart Watches will be able to gage localized stress levels within an area, town or city by gathering data from its users
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Submitted December 19, 2022 at 04:48AM by Sethdarkus https://ift.tt/e7Rq6so
Submitted December 19, 2022 at 04:48AM by Sethdarkus https://ift.tt/e7Rq6so
Octopuses are the closest things we have to an Eldritch Abomination in real life
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Submitted December 19, 2022 at 03:42AM by Designer_Walrus_4283 https://ift.tt/LzMGtj3
Submitted December 19, 2022 at 03:42AM by Designer_Walrus_4283 https://ift.tt/LzMGtj3
Euphoria is a lolicon show
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Submitted December 19, 2022 at 02:48AM by marilyn_mansonv2 https://ift.tt/5OP60Hx
Submitted December 19, 2022 at 02:48AM by marilyn_mansonv2 https://ift.tt/5OP60Hx
So many cars drive with their headlights on it looks like everyone is going to a funeral
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Submitted December 19, 2022 at 01:42AM by Dashover https://ift.tt/2hk9fAw
Submitted December 19, 2022 at 01:42AM by Dashover https://ift.tt/2hk9fAw
Sonicare toothbrushes were meant to be used lying down.
Anybody who has one (can’t speak for other vibrating toothbrushes) unless you straight up look at the ceiling for 2 minutes, toothpaste and spit is going to run out of your mouth and all down the handle. What started as me being lazy, is actually just less messy.
Submitted December 19, 2022 at 12:50AM by ninja996 https://ift.tt/PIoeGzn
Hot water rises but the coldest water is always on top
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Submitted December 18, 2022 at 03:51AM by firegod828 https://ift.tt/lbSLH0w
Submitted December 18, 2022 at 03:51AM by firegod828 https://ift.tt/lbSLH0w
Being lonely makes it more difficult to meet new people, but meeting new people is the solution for being lonely
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Submitted December 18, 2022 at 02:44AM by russsaa https://ift.tt/EhjwYH6
Submitted December 18, 2022 at 02:44AM by russsaa https://ift.tt/EhjwYH6
Conspiracy theorists simply have trust issues.
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Submitted December 18, 2022 at 01:45AM by HighAxper https://ift.tt/iEB8gCz
Submitted December 18, 2022 at 01:45AM by HighAxper https://ift.tt/iEB8gCz
For every body part you have, you're above the global average for having that body part
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Submitted December 18, 2022 at 12:47AM by garana_shaw_edeedo https://ift.tt/gjNPmnv
Submitted December 18, 2022 at 12:47AM by garana_shaw_edeedo https://ift.tt/gjNPmnv
The heartbeats of our mother are the reason behind why people inherently love music, especially basic beats.
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Submitted December 18, 2022 at 12:49AM by whitethinduke https://ift.tt/51wnLoA
Submitted December 18, 2022 at 12:49AM by whitethinduke https://ift.tt/51wnLoA
Lethal Weapon was a Christmas movie before Diehard was.
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Submitted December 17, 2022 at 05:50AM by DianeLaneIsBeautiful https://ift.tt/FaigvCd
Submitted December 17, 2022 at 05:50AM by DianeLaneIsBeautiful https://ift.tt/FaigvCd
The afterlife doesn’t care
When we all go. . .
Submitted December 17, 2022 at 04:48AM by just-me-uk https://ift.tt/DG4sbOA
Egg cells are ball shaped and balls are egg shaped.
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Submitted December 17, 2022 at 03:03AM by TeloYT https://ift.tt/ujJTwhI
Submitted December 17, 2022 at 03:03AM by TeloYT https://ift.tt/ujJTwhI
It’s normal to run to avoid the rain but not the cold even though running makes you warmer but not dryer.
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Submitted December 17, 2022 at 01:56AM by aaron_bobaron https://ift.tt/1REDlmv
Submitted December 17, 2022 at 01:56AM by aaron_bobaron https://ift.tt/1REDlmv
Even though the lunar astronauts seemed slow, they were moving at supersonic speed
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Submitted December 17, 2022 at 12:30AM by ferbbalot https://ift.tt/rkwYZe6
Submitted December 17, 2022 at 12:30AM by ferbbalot https://ift.tt/rkwYZe6
All beggars are professional beggars
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Submitted December 16, 2022 at 03:52AM by king_of_singapore https://ift.tt/2JrDiNT
Submitted December 16, 2022 at 03:52AM by king_of_singapore https://ift.tt/2JrDiNT
In porn, chubby (and even straight up fat) women are fairly common, but you never really see a chubby dude getting some.
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Submitted December 16, 2022 at 02:51AM by Average__Cabbage https://ift.tt/XqtAFcD
Submitted December 16, 2022 at 02:51AM by Average__Cabbage https://ift.tt/XqtAFcD
Every TV / phone screen is the same size to your eyes if you can manage to stand far enough or close to it
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Submitted December 16, 2022 at 01:52AM by GetSqueaky https://ift.tt/4CUi9nM
Submitted December 16, 2022 at 01:52AM by GetSqueaky https://ift.tt/4CUi9nM
Being born around 2000 and the internet is as much, or more of a seminal event than the creation of writing was
People back then around 6ish thousand years ago were on the cusp of prehistory when writing was created
Just how we’re on the cusp of pre-internet life.
Born in 99’ so my first 5-7 years seemed normal, before the commercial tech takeover.
Submitted December 16, 2022 at 12:44AM by The_BrainFreight https://ift.tt/OPGyrcI
Around half of the monsters you have slayed while playing games are females
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Submitted December 15, 2022 at 11:59PM by Machiavelique https://ift.tt/x1akiOt
Submitted December 15, 2022 at 11:59PM by Machiavelique https://ift.tt/x1akiOt
We all share these various recaps like it's a good thing, but in reality we're just celebrating how much data these companies have on us.
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Submitted December 15, 2022 at 04:48AM by LazloDaLlama https://ift.tt/vuM7dxC
Submitted December 15, 2022 at 04:48AM by LazloDaLlama https://ift.tt/vuM7dxC
A broken space heater can perform its own viking funeral.
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Submitted December 15, 2022 at 03:53AM by DeerSkulled https://ift.tt/JBR2OZY
Submitted December 15, 2022 at 03:53AM by DeerSkulled https://ift.tt/JBR2OZY
Since there are 8 billion people in the world, there is a chance someone out there looks like you appearance wise.
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Submitted December 15, 2022 at 02:37AM by pinkblueegreen https://ift.tt/HeXs9WI
Submitted December 15, 2022 at 02:37AM by pinkblueegreen https://ift.tt/HeXs9WI
Once you find your calling you learn something new about it everywhere you look.
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Submitted December 15, 2022 at 01:47AM by I_am_unique6435 https://ift.tt/yd8J5Mm
Submitted December 15, 2022 at 01:47AM by I_am_unique6435 https://ift.tt/yd8J5Mm
Adding an egg to any meal is the easiest way to make any dish breakfast.
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Submitted December 15, 2022 at 12:41AM by mgswong https://ift.tt/P4T65LV
Submitted December 15, 2022 at 12:41AM by mgswong https://ift.tt/P4T65LV
Primates might have already learned how to play thumb wars
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Submitted December 14, 2022 at 02:06AM by fullfrontal_fluidity https://ift.tt/tw5WHDX
Submitted December 14, 2022 at 02:06AM by fullfrontal_fluidity https://ift.tt/tw5WHDX
Many old fashioned sounding Christmas songs that we love were tunes that reflected the hip music styles and trends when they first came out.
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Submitted December 14, 2022 at 02:17AM by Bjarki56 https://ift.tt/cSfdjLR
Submitted December 14, 2022 at 02:17AM by Bjarki56 https://ift.tt/cSfdjLR
Humans try to imitate robots by moving robotic while robot themselves move very much fluent nowadays.
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Submitted December 14, 2022 at 02:58AM by KuggeLBlitZ https://ift.tt/NwP83TB
Submitted December 14, 2022 at 02:58AM by KuggeLBlitZ https://ift.tt/NwP83TB
Every globe you can buy is a small globe compared with the real deal
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Submitted December 14, 2022 at 02:02AM by kampfmemer https://ift.tt/YhpindD
Submitted December 14, 2022 at 02:02AM by kampfmemer https://ift.tt/YhpindD
Velociraptor meat is poultry.
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Submitted December 14, 2022 at 01:00AM by 187penguin https://ift.tt/6czY7kK
Submitted December 14, 2022 at 01:00AM by 187penguin https://ift.tt/6czY7kK
The only people that need everything that is teached in schools are future teachers
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Submitted December 13, 2022 at 11:56PM by Burgerkingoof https://ift.tt/U7G5Q3l
Submitted December 13, 2022 at 11:56PM by Burgerkingoof https://ift.tt/U7G5Q3l
When having sex with a condom, you have 100 000x more chances to have a child than to win the lottery
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Submitted December 13, 2022 at 04:52AM by KoexD https://ift.tt/uQjEgfd
Submitted December 13, 2022 at 04:52AM by KoexD https://ift.tt/uQjEgfd
Battery powered heated clothing might be fattening to wear, because your body has to burn fewer calories to keep you warm.
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Submitted December 13, 2022 at 03:49AM by Spideriffic https://ift.tt/9q6aVIz
Submitted December 13, 2022 at 03:49AM by Spideriffic https://ift.tt/9q6aVIz
All hats are top hats.
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Submitted December 13, 2022 at 02:43AM by PvtDeth https://ift.tt/obFeLiS
Submitted December 13, 2022 at 02:43AM by PvtDeth https://ift.tt/obFeLiS
Mowing your lawn is an exclusively middle-class chore. Neither the poor nor the rich have to do it.
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Submitted December 13, 2022 at 01:49AM by -Guardsman- https://ift.tt/ADmaGeH
Submitted December 13, 2022 at 01:49AM by -Guardsman- https://ift.tt/ADmaGeH
You can never create a perfect circle. They will always have an amount of sides.
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Submitted December 13, 2022 at 12:52AM by Waitwha19 https://ift.tt/r8UXVOm
Submitted December 13, 2022 at 12:52AM by Waitwha19 https://ift.tt/r8UXVOm
People speak many languages, but everyone laughs the same.
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Submitted December 12, 2022 at 03:49AM by stickylava https://ift.tt/SGXvLRw
Submitted December 12, 2022 at 03:49AM by stickylava https://ift.tt/SGXvLRw
One of the only thing we wash with cold water instead of hot water is our teeth
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Submitted December 12, 2022 at 02:22AM by lordsandwish https://ift.tt/LQTfGvN
Submitted December 12, 2022 at 02:22AM by lordsandwish https://ift.tt/LQTfGvN
You can turn any one word into a correct sentence by placing a question mark behind it.
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Submitted December 12, 2022 at 01:38AM by TimmaDoo https://ift.tt/CNoz68V
Submitted December 12, 2022 at 01:38AM by TimmaDoo https://ift.tt/CNoz68V
You can get cheesecake but not cakecheese
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Submitted December 12, 2022 at 01:42AM by BennuH https://ift.tt/e6B72mb
Submitted December 12, 2022 at 01:42AM by BennuH https://ift.tt/e6B72mb
Pokémon regions must be full of scattered pokéballs, from all the throws that aren't a catch
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Submitted December 12, 2022 at 12:42AM by DonPittelleone https://ift.tt/Y0n8USE
Submitted December 12, 2022 at 12:42AM by DonPittelleone https://ift.tt/Y0n8USE
There’s a possibility that you have never seen exactly what you look like because you may have never seen a perfect reflection of yourself
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Submitted December 11, 2022 at 02:11AM by SirPerryThePlatypus_ https://ift.tt/QkMlgZ9
Submitted December 11, 2022 at 02:11AM by SirPerryThePlatypus_ https://ift.tt/QkMlgZ9
Most artists are very passionate about their work. Sandwich artists are the exception.
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Submitted December 11, 2022 at 02:21AM by PanickyLemur https://ift.tt/SCUBMLe
Submitted December 11, 2022 at 02:21AM by PanickyLemur https://ift.tt/SCUBMLe
Increasingly abstract art may become the only way to securely communicate without AI listening in
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Submitted December 11, 2022 at 02:23AM by Nemarus https://ift.tt/kmUBZNv
Submitted December 11, 2022 at 02:23AM by Nemarus https://ift.tt/kmUBZNv
The bigger something is the more significant its life is.
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Submitted December 11, 2022 at 02:30AM by YeaNahAllgood https://ift.tt/SgB9cRT
Submitted December 11, 2022 at 02:30AM by YeaNahAllgood https://ift.tt/SgB9cRT
The other reindeer are fair weather friends that only wanted him in poor weather.
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Submitted December 11, 2022 at 02:48AM by marbitross https://ift.tt/0aXhZyB
Submitted December 11, 2022 at 02:48AM by marbitross https://ift.tt/0aXhZyB
In the Naruto universe, being a child soldier is the no1 career choice which is actually kind of f'd up.
They start their military training at the academy quite young (Kakashi graduated at 5 years old iirc) and as far as I remember there is no other educational institution that is regarded as highly as the ninja academy. Also, they rely heavily upon children in actual combat/war. Sure, it's a normal anime trope for the fate of the world to rest in some teenager's hands. But here it's a whole society normalizing and glorifying being a child soldier.
Submitted December 11, 2022 at 01:48AM by GeneralCha0s https://ift.tt/HNYBk5e
The bag that bean bag beans come in is technically a bean bag
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Submitted December 11, 2022 at 12:43AM by TreeBearOne https://ift.tt/yO8YKnM
Submitted December 11, 2022 at 12:43AM by TreeBearOne https://ift.tt/yO8YKnM
Our heel is our sixth toe.
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Submitted December 10, 2022 at 04:51AM by KenJinks https://ift.tt/bOdspIZ
Submitted December 10, 2022 at 04:51AM by KenJinks https://ift.tt/bOdspIZ
The joke to make a post about AI written by an AI will get very old really soon.
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Submitted December 10, 2022 at 03:51AM by I_am_unique6435 https://ift.tt/Xvu2eCZ
Submitted December 10, 2022 at 03:51AM by I_am_unique6435 https://ift.tt/Xvu2eCZ
Humans are the only species that use inanimate objects to propel them around.
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Submitted December 10, 2022 at 02:36AM by clitsdontexist https://ift.tt/AD02wHe
Submitted December 10, 2022 at 02:36AM by clitsdontexist https://ift.tt/AD02wHe
All Lego mini figures are bald, and wear wigs even with no concept of real hair.
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Submitted December 10, 2022 at 01:51AM by nyancatya_ https://ift.tt/StCshwW
Submitted December 10, 2022 at 01:51AM by nyancatya_ https://ift.tt/StCshwW
Snow is nature's version of shaved ice
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Submitted December 10, 2022 at 12:48AM by aurathecat123 https://ift.tt/5l2Tsa6
Submitted December 10, 2022 at 12:48AM by aurathecat123 https://ift.tt/5l2Tsa6
Every year of your life is shorter when you consider the fraction that year represents of your entire life. (1/1, 1/2, 1/3, 1/4 … 1/n)
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Submitted December 09, 2022 at 04:58AM by joeyda3rd https://ift.tt/dv7FyDu
Submitted December 09, 2022 at 04:58AM by joeyda3rd https://ift.tt/dv7FyDu
Band-Aids work best on semi-flat surfaces on the body, but people rarely get cuts and scrapes on flat body parts.
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Submitted December 09, 2022 at 03:42AM by nintendo_d_s https://ift.tt/8PToEYN
Submitted December 09, 2022 at 03:42AM by nintendo_d_s https://ift.tt/8PToEYN
Those shops that specialize in gifts for men perpetuate the myth that men really love globes
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Submitted December 09, 2022 at 02:51AM by NoNo_Cilantro https://ift.tt/ok5rFRp
Submitted December 09, 2022 at 02:51AM by NoNo_Cilantro https://ift.tt/ok5rFRp
Microwave popcorn companies rarely ever see the finished product
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Submitted December 09, 2022 at 01:45AM by snowshoeBBQ https://ift.tt/2gG7L5S
Submitted December 09, 2022 at 01:45AM by snowshoeBBQ https://ift.tt/2gG7L5S
Dicks are non-Newtonian fluids
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Submitted December 09, 2022 at 12:42AM by DaisyHappyHen https://ift.tt/sieFKoN
Submitted December 09, 2022 at 12:42AM by DaisyHappyHen https://ift.tt/sieFKoN
Mandarins are nature's sweet & sour.
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Submitted December 08, 2022 at 04:32AM by half-baked_axx https://ift.tt/zHmNPeQ
Submitted December 08, 2022 at 04:32AM by half-baked_axx https://ift.tt/zHmNPeQ
Kids born after the iPhone’s debut in 2007 will be adults in a few years
Some parents have chosen to be responsible about screen time, but in a few years we will start to see the first adults with lifelong addictions to smartphones. How will this affect society?
Submitted December 08, 2022 at 03:11AM by ceviche-hot-pockets https://ift.tt/ojgaDCx
A relationship between two people is stronger when it’s based on desire and weaker when based on necessity.
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Submitted December 08, 2022 at 02:55AM by Lexicon444 https://ift.tt/LAglpcj
Submitted December 08, 2022 at 02:55AM by Lexicon444 https://ift.tt/LAglpcj
The reason why nearly every game trailer starts with shot of the ocean is that the CGI artist want to show off how cool they can create water.
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Submitted December 08, 2022 at 01:51AM by I_am_unique6435 https://ift.tt/qFTg6XM
Submitted December 08, 2022 at 01:51AM by I_am_unique6435 https://ift.tt/qFTg6XM
Real life is so uninteresting that humans spend $billions developing digital simulations to distract themselves
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Submitted December 08, 2022 at 12:43AM by Shibenaut https://ift.tt/CPxWM8J
Submitted December 08, 2022 at 12:43AM by Shibenaut https://ift.tt/CPxWM8J
The murderer who killed Batman's parents saved many lives by creating Batman. Batman killed many people by refusing to kill Joker.
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Submitted December 07, 2022 at 02:54AM by Rikfox https://ift.tt/WenKD6J
Submitted December 07, 2022 at 02:54AM by Rikfox https://ift.tt/WenKD6J
Mine tunnels make it possible to see the other side of dirt.
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Submitted December 07, 2022 at 01:51AM by singingpunters https://ift.tt/nvYSsGz
Submitted December 07, 2022 at 01:51AM by singingpunters https://ift.tt/nvYSsGz
Football (soccer) only works because the ball travels a lot faster than the players.
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Submitted December 07, 2022 at 12:47AM by Smoothguitar https://ift.tt/NqAER0x
Submitted December 07, 2022 at 12:47AM by Smoothguitar https://ift.tt/NqAER0x
Gaming technology has reached a point where it's not so much about how realistic the game looks, but how artistic or pretty the game looks.
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Submitted December 07, 2022 at 12:53AM by leaveittobeaver_ https://ift.tt/r0mwQgl
Submitted December 07, 2022 at 12:53AM by leaveittobeaver_ https://ift.tt/r0mwQgl
Every parking spot can be a porking spot but not every porking spot can be a parking spot
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Submitted December 06, 2022 at 11:59PM by 2pooped2party https://ift.tt/5JjMpkD
Submitted December 06, 2022 at 11:59PM by 2pooped2party https://ift.tt/5JjMpkD
In a lot of cartoons, buck teeth are supposed to symbolize youth and being naive
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Submitted December 06, 2022 at 04:30AM by DadIsMadAtMe https://ift.tt/4FnBL10
Submitted December 06, 2022 at 04:30AM by DadIsMadAtMe https://ift.tt/4FnBL10
Horses run on their fingernails.
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Submitted December 06, 2022 at 03:15AM by NarutoUzumaki57 https://ift.tt/9X0UpPY
Submitted December 06, 2022 at 03:15AM by NarutoUzumaki57 https://ift.tt/9X0UpPY
You need to have a degree to be qualified to teach children, unless you are their parent
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Submitted December 06, 2022 at 03:23AM by Spec1alistInFailure https://ift.tt/rykWQFb
Submitted December 06, 2022 at 03:23AM by Spec1alistInFailure https://ift.tt/rykWQFb
As you get older, you often experience internal shifts in how they approach friendship. Self-discovery gives way to self-knowledge, so you become pickier about whom you surround yourself.
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Submitted December 06, 2022 at 02:14AM by SkepticDrinker https://ift.tt/JU3uxEL
Submitted December 06, 2022 at 02:14AM by SkepticDrinker https://ift.tt/JU3uxEL
'Inspired by true events' is a totally 100% meaningless thing to write at the start of a film.
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Submitted December 06, 2022 at 12:53AM by britboy4321 https://ift.tt/BaYLPNk
Submitted December 06, 2022 at 12:53AM by britboy4321 https://ift.tt/BaYLPNk
The universe is so vast that by vocalizing a random string of sounds, you could be speaking an extraterrestrial language and not even know it
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Submitted December 05, 2022 at 04:43AM by Hardcorish https://ift.tt/lK1Syw5
Submitted December 05, 2022 at 04:43AM by Hardcorish https://ift.tt/lK1Syw5
A quarterback has caught more balls then all his teammates combined.
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Submitted December 05, 2022 at 03:48AM by L0kdoggie https://ift.tt/uo9q1eK
Submitted December 05, 2022 at 03:48AM by L0kdoggie https://ift.tt/uo9q1eK
Emotions are a lot like Colors. We can't create new ones and it's almost impossible to describe them but they can both be expressed visually.
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Submitted December 05, 2022 at 02:37AM by bagels-6 https://ift.tt/g76xXvQ
Submitted December 05, 2022 at 02:37AM by bagels-6 https://ift.tt/g76xXvQ
Parents in the future are going to tell their kids about the times they’ve went viral on the internet.
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Submitted December 05, 2022 at 01:40AM by TheMercDeadpool https://ift.tt/5sgUpBb
Submitted December 05, 2022 at 01:40AM by TheMercDeadpool https://ift.tt/5sgUpBb
In the future celebrities will be grooming their wife’s from embryo state.
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Submitted December 05, 2022 at 12:48AM by I_am_unique6435 https://ift.tt/3skg7Yh
Submitted December 05, 2022 at 12:48AM by I_am_unique6435 https://ift.tt/3skg7Yh
Technically all images on a screen are pixel art
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Submitted December 04, 2022 at 04:46AM by MAKManTheOfficialYT https://ift.tt/93WLCyf
Submitted December 04, 2022 at 04:46AM by MAKManTheOfficialYT https://ift.tt/93WLCyf
We never finish eating. We just have longer gaps between bites.
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Submitted December 04, 2022 at 03:49AM by thesmartass1 https://ift.tt/vKexthJ
Submitted December 04, 2022 at 03:49AM by thesmartass1 https://ift.tt/vKexthJ
You need a solid (glass/cup) to consume liquid and need liquid (saliva) to consume solids.
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Submitted December 04, 2022 at 02:42AM by _A_Person_I https://ift.tt/rahEkOU
Submitted December 04, 2022 at 02:42AM by _A_Person_I https://ift.tt/rahEkOU
Every game is a role playing game
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Submitted December 04, 2022 at 01:37AM by DoorLightsAC https://ift.tt/tLpPWYm
Submitted December 04, 2022 at 01:37AM by DoorLightsAC https://ift.tt/tLpPWYm
All trees are plants, but not all plants are trees
Now that I made a post without getting removed, Antarctica is a limited time event
Submitted December 04, 2022 at 12:47AM by Weirdishguy https://ift.tt/nRLOWru
80s and 90s TV show and movie screenwriters had a really dark sense of humor.
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Submitted December 03, 2022 at 05:07AM by hearsdemons https://ift.tt/eQNwf7z
Submitted December 03, 2022 at 05:07AM by hearsdemons https://ift.tt/eQNwf7z
A lot of regular people claim to have been someone famous in a previous life. Famous people never claim to have been a regular person in a previous life.
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Submitted December 03, 2022 at 03:57AM by Blinky_ https://ift.tt/v9xJ8lL
Submitted December 03, 2022 at 03:57AM by Blinky_ https://ift.tt/v9xJ8lL
Go Pro style cameras seem to have been the push people needed to regularly wear helmets
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Submitted December 03, 2022 at 02:59AM by Puzzleheaded_Pie_454 https://ift.tt/sNF2eul
Submitted December 03, 2022 at 02:59AM by Puzzleheaded_Pie_454 https://ift.tt/sNF2eul
It doesn’t matter how much or how little, but 100% of medical interventions end in death.
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Submitted December 03, 2022 at 02:10AM by Uch009 https://ift.tt/ygsIJPt
Submitted December 03, 2022 at 02:10AM by Uch009 https://ift.tt/ygsIJPt
First Aid Kits are one of the few things where it's nice when they get to expire.
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Submitted December 03, 2022 at 01:01AM by ndorinha https://ift.tt/MgXNLPp
Submitted December 03, 2022 at 01:01AM by ndorinha https://ift.tt/MgXNLPp
You rarely see expensive beer cans or bottles littered on the side of the road.
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Submitted December 02, 2022 at 04:20AM by philisweatly https://ift.tt/fn7WYj1
Submitted December 02, 2022 at 04:20AM by philisweatly https://ift.tt/fn7WYj1
Given the recent trend of selling nostalgia to millennials, it is entirely plausible that in the next 20 years, we can expect to see a Labyrinth remake starring Harry Styles.
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Submitted December 02, 2022 at 03:05AM by waldos_apprentice https://ift.tt/fz0TlAD
Submitted December 02, 2022 at 03:05AM by waldos_apprentice https://ift.tt/fz0TlAD
It’s important to get AI art perfected quickly because eventually there’ll be more of it than human art, so it’ll start basing itself off other AI art, and any little imperfections will start getting exaggerated like making a copy of a copy.
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Submitted December 02, 2022 at 01:41AM by RandomPhail https://ift.tt/1zTg7pY
Submitted December 02, 2022 at 01:41AM by RandomPhail https://ift.tt/1zTg7pY
Most of winter takes place after Christmas, yet most winter-themed songs are Christmas songs
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Submitted December 02, 2022 at 12:00AM by DictionaryDudebro https://ift.tt/idbPw2n
Submitted December 02, 2022 at 12:00AM by DictionaryDudebro https://ift.tt/idbPw2n
With 8 billion people on the planet, the heat created by human bodies is roughly 480 billion watts. That is a lot of heat.
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Submitted December 02, 2022 at 12:21AM by cmoluch https://ift.tt/dlxFSW5
Submitted December 02, 2022 at 12:21AM by cmoluch https://ift.tt/dlxFSW5