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Submitted January 01, 2020 at 04:27AM by Sofargonept2 https://ift.tt/35fy9...
Great situational awareness
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Submitted January 01, 2020 at 04:45AM by Palifaith https://ift.tt/35fy7...
Winter in Northern Michigan.
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Submitted January 01, 2020 at 04:57AM by Jim-Baggs-SUCKS https://ift.tt/2Fcum...
I watched 129 movies in 2019. Here’s my full list with ratings, stats, and quick thoughts on most of them.
Last year I saw someone post something similar and it inspired me. I made it my New Year’s resolution to track everything I watch in a spreadsheet and keep up with it throughout the whole year. I’m happy to say that I was able to do it!
Disclaimer: My rating system (like every other) is 100% subjective and more of an indication of my enjoyment of...
What movie can I show to my conservative family/relatives?
Basically this is how it goes. No graphic sex scenes or nudity. Any amount of violence and gore is okay.
I know. Its hypocritical to watch a guy get a knife shoved down his eyeball, but a woman's titty is completely not okay. But then again I have younger cousins at the house, so whatever...
What are some good movies in the last 2 years that I can...
Anybody find Kubo and the two strings a bit overrated?
The animation is a 10/10 no doubt about that.
However I thought there was way too much going on with the story for the amount of time allocated to the film. It doesn't help that they didn't use any type of exposition at the start of the film to introduce the world and the characters. I am all for this figure it out as you go along type narrative,...
‘Crank: High Voltage’ 10 Years Later: Director Brian Taylor Reflects on “One of the Weirdest Movies to Get a Wide Release”
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Submitted January 01, 2020 at 04:44AM by johnhatesducks https://ift.tt/2rIaR...
Merkel Vows Germany Will Do 'Everything Humanly Possible' To Fight Climate Change
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Submitted January 01, 2020 at 04:44AM by Creasy007 https://ift.tt/2tnkz...
Kim says North Korea to show 'new strategic weapon' in near future
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Submitted January 01, 2020 at 04:47AM by Slats7 https://ift.tt/2MJDk...
Thousands of Indians ushered in the New Year by demonstrating against a citizenship law despite Prime Minister Narendra Modi’s attempts to dampen protests. Protesters planned a demonstration in the New Delhi neighborhood of Shaheen Bagh, where residents have blocked a major highway for 18 days.
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Submitted January 01, 2020 at 05:00AM by DoremusJessup https://ift.tt/37u2K...
Our whole city has become a Weihnachtsmarkt (christmas fair)!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDZRP615iXI&feature=youtu.be
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 05:30AM by BeverleyMantinia https://ift.tt/35e1E...
Is there a differance?
I was always wodering if girls like/prefer a guy whos "alpha" stands out for himself or like a guy that is chill and lets things pass him. Or maybe it dosen't matter at all, I don't know let me hear your opinion.
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 05:21AM by killer201331 https://ift.tt/2MIc3...
Perfectly Timed Australian New Year!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLw9ginmWvE&feature=youtu.be
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 04:44AM by Scaulbylausis https://ift.tt/2FaGH...
Liberty of the Seas 2019 Vacation!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=574kt0LChk0
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 04:50AM by JgarGaming https://ift.tt/36dRc...
I wonder if this guy ended up liking Cats.
https://youtu.be/b1nQoWnFBSw?t=75
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 04:53AM by TheForeverAloneOne https://ift.tt/2F8oT...
Man using a Bidet for the first time
https://youtu.be/sA_Q4iwC6so
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 04:56AM by tomahawkeer https://ift.tt/35c5W...
Theo Von Responds To Bobby Lee's Mullet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw3bQdooc0E
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 04:56AM by Aneuryzm https://ift.tt/2Fa6w...
Here's How Awesome Tiny Off-roaders Are - Suzuki Jimny - Let's Drive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24_ddeMjA04
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 05:00AM by FrankGrimesSon https://ift.tt/2tnka...
【Collaboration】International Wrestling Festival 2019 - THE AVENGAYS
https://youtu.be/o0Lr9ALAtCA
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 05:02AM by solidsnake2085 https://ift.tt/2ZHqF...
Help me stop cyberbullying. Dislike this video.
https://youtu.be/vkDzlpoinGs
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 05:03AM by ikbenlynne https://ift.tt/2uaRB...
Bee pollinating sunflower in a field near my hometown
https://youtu.be/izXrR4Xwbew
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 05:04AM by weru20 https://ift.tt/35aSD...
Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing
https://youtu.be/rFI2IIWLBBo
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 05:10AM by TheFineMantine https://ift.tt/2MMag...
NASA image shows enormous, mystery geoglyph of 'marree man' from space (There is now a $5,000 cash reward for anyone who can solve the mystery of its origins)
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Submitted December 31, 2019 at 05:09AM by kate500 https://ift.tt/39v1m...
Iraq condemns US attacks on Iran-backed militia
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Submitted December 31, 2019 at 05:13AM by Bortomc https://ift.tt/2tcsQ...
'We are owning you': PM Imran launches health card scheme for transgender community
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Submitted December 31, 2019 at 05:13AM by icycheeseballs https://ift.tt/2Qw2d...
Whoever dubbed Valentine’s Day “Single Person Awareness Day” clearly didn’t think about being alone when the clock hit midnight on New Years Eve
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Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:47AM by Chase_R3 https://ift.tt/2MFrK...
You don’t hear about publicity stunts that go wrong .
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Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:47AM by Trajan907 https://ift.tt/2tdCQ...
We randomly chose this location in Earth's orbit around the sun to celebrate our new year, when we may be far from the actual location Earth started this orbit.
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Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:48AM by DownWithSpectrum https://ift.tt/2MHx2...
December 30th feels more like New Year's Eve than New Year's Eve does.
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Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:48AM by ZAN3XT11 https://ift.tt/2MIUn...
Rain is clouds crying.
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Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:49AM by stabbler53 https://ift.tt/36ddx...
People say black and white are shades. Yet you can make black and white with colours. So technically speaking, black and white are colors
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Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:49AM by MrFoxMask https://ift.tt/2SGys...
The ideology behind a human being a “failure” is incorrect.
This is based on a theory of our body and existence simply being a vehicle for our genes to progress. Everyday we live is essentially a small victory towards success in regards to the advancement of genes. The entire of idea of “failure” is constructed unevenly to support a certain paradigm and segment of the population. Is “failure” real if everything...
Provided everything goes well, there will be photographic evidence of evolution from this last century forward.
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Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:50AM by bl8ant https://ift.tt/35b7g...
Tomorrow, nobody born before 2000 will be a teenager.
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Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:51AM by DaleJrFan_62 https://ift.tt/35a3g...
With a perfectly calibrated laser, you could make your all of your next door neighbor's uncooked popcorn pop, and they would never understand why it happened.
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Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:52AM by Happy_Each_Day https://ift.tt/36d5w...
If your nose was in your anus then most people would kill themselves
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Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:53AM by bwishwash https://ift.tt/39tFK...
Every movie the Internet 'boycotts' makes over a billion dollars.
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Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:55AM by TheresOnly1GaryKing https://ift.tt/2sBkW...
When self-driving cars are a thing, we will get country songs about a guy's truck leaving hin.
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Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:55AM by Happy_Each_Day https://ift.tt/2SFsl...
Playing musical chairs as a child was probably the first instance anybody has had that enlightened children into the “kill or be killed” world
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Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:55AM by Slxphz https://ift.tt/2ZCy9...
When we're little, alcohol tastes disgusting and formula tastes great...when we're older, formula is disgusting and alcohol tastes great
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Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:56AM by sikki_nixx https://ift.tt/35b8g...
Before crowbars were invented, crows had to drink at home.
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Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:57AM by GameBroYT https://ift.tt/2ZKhH...
If you punch yourself and it hurts, you're weak, if it doesn't, however, you're still weak. Either way you're stupid for punching yourself.
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Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:57AM by VoltPleiar https://ift.tt/2ZCu5...
When we get full automated cars in the future, people will look back and be amazed that we let people drive their own cars considering the huge amount of deaths by car accidents.
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Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:57AM by sebte https://ift.tt/2ZBJF...
We like some wiggly air more than other wiggly air
(music)
Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:57AM by Connor0319 https://ift.tt/2rFBc...
Just thought about this
If there aren't any schools there cannot be any school shootings so let's make a petition for demolishing all the schools
Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:57AM by Serpini https://ift.tt/2rIfr...
Ousted UK lawmakers blame Labour's response to anti-Semitism
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Submitted December 30, 2019 at 05:05AM by sponserus https://ift.tt/2tbCI...
Buttigieg critiques Biden’s ‘judgment’ on Iraq War vote
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Submitted December 30, 2019 at 05:06AM by pateldiya1306 https://ift.tt/2Q54H...
Denied asylum by U.S., migrants return to gang-plagued nations they fear the most
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Submitted December 30, 2019 at 05:07AM by sponserus https://ift.tt/359PS...
If dogs are man's best friend, cats are surely man's best enemy
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Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:23AM by raresaturn https://ift.tt/2QuQy...
Your eyes producing eye dirt in the morning is same as you excreting feces in the night
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Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:24AM by QuakerCokes https://ift.tt/2Zzox...
The Great Wall isn't visible from space, but the giant hole we made in the Amazon is.
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Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:25AM by gthaatar https://ift.tt/37lYQ...
Blood is water but Human-made
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Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:26AM by firegaby07 https://ift.tt/3681m...
Lightbulbs in video games use real electricity
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Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:26AM by Potatohead272 https://ift.tt/36a6c...
Lego sets are three dimensional jigsaw puzzles.
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Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:26AM by Animeking1108 https://ift.tt/359Ow...
We never see a blind person’s response to how they know when to stop wiping cause they don’t see us asking the question.
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Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:26AM by imthedino https://ift.tt/37i05...
You are both at the same time the youngest and oldest you will ever be in your life.
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Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:28AM by Jereswagmy https://ift.tt/2F4G3...
Anytime someone says 'And people wonder why,' chances are no one actually wondered why.
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Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:28AM by Dylvision https://ift.tt/2MHXF...
Just as we can be proud of our humanity, so a pea can be proud of its peaness.
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Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:28AM by rubbernipple https://ift.tt/2SBiP...
Every year you will live through the future anniversary of your death
Unless of course it’s 29th February
Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:31AM by Pier-Head https://ift.tt/2Q8Ky...
The new year party is always unique because you never celebrate the same year transition.
For example, it's unique because you celebrate 2019 to 2020 but you can never celebrate that transition ever again.
Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:32AM by Pakiks https://ift.tt/354FG...
It’s weird to look up at a huge building and realize a bunch of dudes* just built that for a while of their lives
*dudes as in random people, men and women build things
Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:32AM by peace_makes_plenty_ https://ift.tt/2Q7cK...
The reason men have random erections is because a ghost is giving you a blowjob
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Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:33AM by 069420 https://ift.tt/2ZK8R...
A Therizinosaurus is either really good at Yo-yoing or really shit at it
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Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:34AM by Salamasterness https://ift.tt/2MEyc...
A selfie on the toilet is a cryptic clue for 'Igloo'
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Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:35AM by Tiddernud https://ift.tt/2F22m...
There will be a point where the expression ‘there’s always someone worse off than you’ won’t be true. Somewhere there is someone who really is at the bottom of the pile.
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Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:35AM by Pier-Head https://ift.tt/2szHk...
Stressing about hairloss can lead to hairloss.
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Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:35AM by Rogue_4TW https://ift.tt/2F2lB...
If you head far enough north, you’ll eventually start heading south.
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Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:35AM by TopazGolem https://ift.tt/2tipD...
Where you were born is your spawn point
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Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:36AM by KewlSkeleton48 https://ift.tt/2szjZ...
Peruvian government firms up labor laws after McDonald´s deaths
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Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:42AM by punishmentbrigade1 https://ift.tt/39hQM...
'Shocked Every Rioter': Yogi Adityanath Says Every Violent Protester Will Cry
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Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:46AM by punishmentbrigade1 https://ift.tt/39ky9...
Sudan and rebels agree plan to end Darfur conflict
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Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:48AM by blueinagreenworld https://ift.tt/39oSG...
You can't describe caramel without using other flavors.
Which pretty much means caramel doesn't exist.
Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:28AM by Investedbutbored https://ift.tt/2MBFT...
Bee pussy is to die for
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Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:28AM by Koomba72A https://ift.tt/2F2lX...
Putting a tree in your house and covering it with lights is a very strange way of celebrating anything.
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Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:28AM by allthekos https://ift.tt/36i0Z...
frostie the wendys ice cream cone the snowman lived on christmas
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Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:28AM by Daggerdinger https://ift.tt/39nLo...
kid rock cowboy babyyy
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Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:28AM by Daggerdinger https://ift.tt/2SAnh...
When someone says “Take the how you will,” they usually know that it will be taken poorly
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Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:29AM by Scottylad13 https://ift.tt/2QqKr...
Law enforcement officers who stop and ticket you forget about the interaction rather quickly, but you’ll likely remember them and that moment for the rest of your life.
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Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:29AM by klinsmann45 https://ift.tt/355Wd...
All lights, lamps and torches in video games are actually using real electricity.
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Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:30AM by MaxBeckett_ https://ift.tt/2F0Dj...
Necessity is the mother of invention but making money is definitely the father.
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Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:31AM by bplturner https://ift.tt/355Wj...
The 's/' would better at the beginning of comments so that they are read in a sarcastic tone.
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Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:32AM by cthulhu_reigns https://ift.tt/361kI...
Makemake pikomin quench a mothy pip enjoy home consoles has been checked
You can enjoy yourself in the wiki page of Google Yahoo and Bing for most of cousins are coming
Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:33AM by theoristcuber https://ift.tt/2F2tq...
Most people love their dogs but dislike yours
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Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:35AM by Dashover https://ift.tt/2F3RD...
An orgasm is as equally 'useful' to send yourself to sleep, as it is for waking yourself up.
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Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:35AM by EuthanizedEjaculate https://ift.tt/2MFFL...
The plastic revival will happen 300 years from now, when a few plastic luthiers and craftsmen will investigate and try to recreate our current techniques and models.
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Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:36AM by ubiquae https://ift.tt/358rf...
Electricity (and other bills like that) are DLC for your apartment/house
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Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:37AM by I-am-Bard https://ift.tt/2MFFG...
Sunday is technically a week start, not a weekend
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Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:39AM by IDontFeelSoG0odStark https://ift.tt/37fEA...
>:( stands both for angry face and two sad faces sharing the same eyes
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Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:40AM by joszowski https://ift.tt/366QJ...
The first recipient of an eventually famous award likely couldn’t impress anyone by including it on a resumé.
After an award becomes famous we revere the first winners as the mothers and fathers of greatness in a category, but The first person to win a Nobel Prize or an Oscar probably received a lot of “that’s neat, see ya later” reactions upon telling their friends and family.
Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:40AM by justfrench https://ift.tt/2Qmbf...
your brain automatically translates “wtf” but not “lol”
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Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:41AM by marta_noob https://ift.tt/2ZERX...
There's a point where you're too old to play pretend but too young to role play with a girl
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Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:41AM by SurrealSound290902 https://ift.tt/2Qxoj...
Today I realized JK Wedding Entrance Dance - aka the most joyful video on the internet - is about 750K views from reaching 100 million.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-94JhLEiN0
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 04:41AM by erpettie https://ift.tt/2EVub...
Super sonic hip gyrations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SxR8RNnozc
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 04:43AM by fcon201313 https://ift.tt/2EVu9...
Shaggy: The return Part 2
https://youtu.be/lViSHvMGs3g
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 04:47AM by blubblubblubediblub https://ift.tt/2Q3bE...
Vegans: The Epitome of Malnourishment 6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBXbePZyMmA&feature=youtu.be
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 04:50AM by BenV94 https://ift.tt/365HE...
Nerdgasm: This Guy Made Joker, Thor, Rey, Thrall...
https://youtu.be/SJSKEhH0nus
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 04:54AM by darko_ufo https://ift.tt/2SzB4...
Ace High & The Church Band - Westbrook's Jive
https://youtu.be/O0Q0aBS17yk
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 04:56AM by beneath_the_bottom https://ift.tt/2MynD...
Taylor Tomlinson On Dating Someone With No Emotional Baggage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq4sO_AtbAg
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 05:00AM by FrankGrimesSon https://ift.tt/2Qnyt...
We're Britain's First Female Rock Band. This is Why You Don't Know Us. | 'Almost Famous' by Op-Docs
https://youtu.be/k1QqLCpXMIw
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 05:01AM by CHUCKBALLER-WARPAINT https://ift.tt/364A2...
Toy Car Up the Butt. Jackass: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGOHE1zqEmY
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 05:06AM by retrograde_prograde https://ift.tt/2EVzs...
A buddy cop comedy except everything is a food pun
https://youtu.be/Y9NkwcqUVdc
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 05:10AM by Gonzo_99 https://ift.tt/2Q3Ol...
Parents caring for their 40 year old son Despite of their old age
https://youtu.be/f0ozTH5t-7o
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 05:11AM by mingxingai https://ift.tt/37gz1...
Lindsay McCutcheon - Fan.tasia
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Submitted December 28, 2019 at 05:12AM by chibbisaurus https://ift.tt/39cds...
Rebuilding An ABANDONED "Pimp My Ride" Minivan In 2 Days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QrEBEbIl4A
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 05:12AM by Mrhiddenlotus https://ift.tt/3531r...
A very Russian Christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-hncYExRnE
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 05:14AM by DJSourNipples https://ift.tt/2Q4Cb...
SSBU World of Light Nuzlocke #1! First video ever, about me trying to do a Nuzlocke of the World of Light despite not being great at the game.
https://youtu.be/4p4UwtBPoZc
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 05:16AM by ericbomb https://ift.tt/351FP...
Stop motion animation commercial for 90s board game
https://youtu.be/YIzDq3tpQ_E
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 05:18AM by The_El_Steve https://ift.tt/355O7...
Damn... We do suck at shooting...
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Submitted December 28, 2019 at 05:05AM by Pluxar https://ift.tt/2t55j...
Dudes that are into cars are the male version of horse girls
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Submitted December 28, 2019 at 05:16AM by Turtgang42 https://ift.tt/2sfqG...
Driving through wilderness, B.C
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Submitted December 28, 2019 at 05:09AM by AverageJoeLetsGrow https://ift.tt/2SvkG...
Waiting for a waiter at a restaurant makes you the waiter.
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Submitted December 28, 2019 at 05:16AM by g4zelle https://ift.tt/39ceg...
if animals can be ghosts then your toilet is probably haunted
if this is an original thought, murder me in my sleep
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 05:16AM by PowerlineCourier https://ift.tt/34ZDI...
This life is so full of pain and sorrow...honestly, Masochists must be the happiest people ever!
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Submitted December 28, 2019 at 05:16AM by Heyxerlas14 https://ift.tt/364ed...
PornHub Statistics | Hannah Witton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE38f8iiQBw
Submitted December 27, 2019 at 04:58AM by FuturePage https://ift.tt/360kj...
Michael Jackson in Moscow -1993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGLNXjI_H88
Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:00AM by FrankGrimesSon https://ift.tt/39fU5...
Texting Story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12c7bc93-240c-2154-a2fc-41ebb9ed5218
Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:03AM by DJ_Colorado https://ift.tt/398I4...
These kids got a real life Tardis for Christmas
https://youtu.be/LmXkYfiRUQg
Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:03AM by SickPuppyLover https://ift.tt/2EWLA...
The World Of Japanese WW2 Reenactments
https://youtu.be/YEJ8siKHs78
Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:06AM by Flag-Assault101 https://ift.tt/2ZtFs...
crabwalker - In a bipedal world, this man dares to crabwalk (comedy sketch)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18LbGkAyMLg
Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:07AM by DorothysRedShoes https://ift.tt/34YzM...
Drug addict claims he was abducted by aliens. Why WOULDN’T you believe him??
http://youtu.be/4flbKoiSTKI
Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:09AM by RunninWithSizzzurrp https://ift.tt/2rtO6...
FOLI (there is no movement without rhythm). Witness how the devotion to music seeps into culture and the attitudes of those living within.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVPLIuBy9CY
Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:10AM by FUUUDGE https://ift.tt/2SrIe...
Rappin' for Jesus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQXHnWkjYso
Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:14AM by kamikazee786 https://ift.tt/37bJz...
Teenager finds out what happens when you Microwave a glowstick & shake it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRUSQm5ZskQ
Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:18AM by DarkDevildog https://ift.tt/379tX...
Minecraft - Episode #1 - Depression
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxqk9gACBuQ
Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:20AM by RuffleFire https://ift.tt/2SwW3...
Hey! That's my baby!
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Submitted December 27, 2019 at 04:39AM by TheGodPickle144 https://ift.tt/2ERX6...
Committing Snowicide
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Submitted December 27, 2019 at 04:44AM by 5D_Chessmaster https://ift.tt/350FX...
Calmer heads prevail
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Submitted December 27, 2019 at 04:45AM by SpecificComedian https://ift.tt/2ETxE...
Most planets that could produce similar life to us probably wont because they weren’t hit by an asteroid
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Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:13AM by jamfam1 https://ift.tt/3767c...
Biting your cheek while eating has to be similar to what it feels like to be eaten alive.
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Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:13AM by McMilto https://ift.tt/3618b...
There is probably a line in another dimension for being born.
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Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:13AM by BeepBeepImASheep98 https://ift.tt/37fUA...
Shen Yun is the herpes of advertising
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Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:13AM by rhymeswithdolphins https://ift.tt/39fSL...
The sound of a heart beat can either be very calming or terrifying depending on the situation.
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Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:14AM by PenPall110 https://ift.tt/37fUL...
When you’re moving, you’re leaving home and going home at the same time
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Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:14AM by martin_lowry https://ift.tt/34UdN...
Dying is not recommended for bald people.
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Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:14AM by WesleySnape https://ift.tt/2sel8...
Gloves are hand condoms
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Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:15AM by michaelveyrocks https://ift.tt/2MsWM...
Martin Luther King Where do we go from Here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Whkvt3uLblA
Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:19AM by Bilb0 https://ift.tt/2MvAV...
Merry Christmas Russian Style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm0_9qpwuVQ
Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:20AM by spcapsule https://ift.tt/2EREH...
This Man Spreads So Much Joy Every Day At A Madison WI Hotel!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUkaahb9c6s
Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:21AM by Jhahoua https://ift.tt/2ZnZQ...
Pretty people are described with temperature, ugly people are described with objects
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Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:09AM by Raynefakl https://ift.tt/2Ss1V...
Pizza is always good. But there’s a difference between pizza and good pizza.
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Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:10AM by The_LePoidevin https://ift.tt/35YrB...
Over 100 years and still no sign of an 'on/off' button on the household iron.
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Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:10AM by edgarfutz https://ift.tt/2Zq2s...
You can control the temperature of your breath.
Ice cool blow or hot dragon.
Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:11AM by Mugulous https://ift.tt/2Mrsj...
Not to offend anyone but...
Being straight is the most popular fetish, and being gay is the most diverse and controversial one.
Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:11AM by RetardBoiDj https://ift.tt/34Zmi...
If you randomly tell someone that they are overly aggressive, their response will probably be overly aggressive.
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Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:11AM by Keanu_leaves9 https://ift.tt/2t1Eh...
Just realized we have our own little economy. We can give golds that give money to others and stuff. Of course it's always being drained because of silvers but hey the big guys need to make money too.
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Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:11AM by malama2 https://ift.tt/2PU3g...
If you use your refrigerator to defrost a frozen item, it becomes both a chiller and a warmer
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Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:12AM by filthy_lucre https://ift.tt/35ShS...
Showers could be way more efficient.
If they were designed more like a car wash or something. 2 minutes for like, suds, rinse, polish and wax type of deal.
But I'm glad they're not.
Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:14AM by VDCLXXVIII https://ift.tt/35VhE...
One day google might know enough about the world to recreate the world virtually.
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Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:15AM by alphapho3niX https://ift.tt/2EU6c...
At all times some dog is barking and someone is telling it to shut up.
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Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:15AM by SystemicStoner420 https://ift.tt/2ERra...
Santa has got to be the biggest stalker on Earth
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Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:15AM by UndeadGamez https://ift.tt/2EP0q...
Candles create flavored air
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Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:17AM by itsrekttt https://ift.tt/34WcF...
To Santa's kids Christmas is a lie because there parents bring them gifts. Or have they never even seen him...
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Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:18AM by YaBoyKermie https://ift.tt/34XCJ...
Mmmmm ginger cock yummy mmmmm
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Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:18AM by Mangorumble https://ift.tt/2PTC0...
A clock is the only place where 12 comes before 1.
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Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:18AM by djh5658 https://ift.tt/39aHu...
Major events like Christmas and Thanksgiving must be a nightmare for turkeys
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Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:20AM by Slifer7984 https://ift.tt/2Zmo7...
Santa is from Africa because we are the only ones who feed him.
Mrs Clause doesn’t do crap.
Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:20AM by yoboiaman360 https://ift.tt/2EUCV...
People in eastern europe generally drink more vodka cause they only have one 4:20 on the digital clocks
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Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:20AM by Tier161 https://ift.tt/37atW...
Taylor Swift is the biggest poo star still at 30, and started as a country singer... In 2019. Weird timeline
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Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:21AM by TruthOrTroll42 https://ift.tt/360JO...
Craft beer went bitter (ipa), then sour. Next we'll get salty or sweet craft beer.
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Submitted December 25, 2019 at 05:18AM by sonic_tower https://ift.tt/378eV...
Cuddling while sleeping is wireless charging.
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Submitted December 25, 2019 at 05:18AM by fuckyeah321 https://ift.tt/39diK...
Based on the sound of the shake, Legos are the easiest presents to distinguish when wrapped.
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Submitted December 25, 2019 at 05:19AM by a_burnt_icecube https://ift.tt/34TfV...
Scarlet Johansen is also Asian in all of the Marvel movies since Russia is technically part of Asia.
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Submitted December 25, 2019 at 05:20AM by BillDino https://ift.tt/377sE...
If every toy in the Toy Story universe starts out not realizing what they are, at some point Woody probably tried to shoot a bunch of other toys.
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Submitted December 25, 2019 at 05:22AM by han_brolo__ https://ift.tt/37aXx...
You only appreciate having an open nose when your nose is blocked.
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Submitted December 25, 2019 at 05:24AM by yourlocalcuck69 https://ift.tt/2ZlXV...
Phone accessories are probably being made wireless so there’s no plugins blocking the microphone, effectively making it easier for Big Brother to record us.
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Submitted December 25, 2019 at 05:24AM by NerdismOfficial https://ift.tt/34Swc...
The saying 'There are plenty of fish in the sea' will likely not be relevant in the (near) future because of overfishing
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Submitted December 25, 2019 at 05:25AM by GreyHunter21 https://ift.tt/2PSun...
If english people say bruv instead of bruh why don't they say bruvver instead if brother
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Submitted December 25, 2019 at 05:25AM by kalookoo https://ift.tt/37aXw...
Bon appetit is a good thing but boner petit is bad.
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Submitted December 25, 2019 at 05:25AM by danglore https://ift.tt/399lb...
For most of human history, we have lived with solar energy, but only now we start to care about this.
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Submitted December 25, 2019 at 05:25AM by BeingAcidwithYOU45 https://ift.tt/35WWg...
Dads only tell us to go to sleep because it’s “late” it’s only because they’re tired
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Submitted December 25, 2019 at 05:25AM by dobbi32 https://ift.tt/2ESyc...
THEC64 It's Here!!! Comparison with Original Commodore 64
https://youtu.be/gnX329qu6ak
Submitted December 25, 2019 at 04:57AM by Antichrist_GP https://ift.tt/35WTm...
Russia: Police Round Up Migrant Workers. Racial Profiling, Beatings in Detention.
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Submitted December 25, 2019 at 04:56AM by pantangeli https://ift.tt/34WP1...
China denies forced labour accusations after plea found in Christmas card
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Submitted December 25, 2019 at 05:02AM by vannybros https://ift.tt/2SmrU...
Nuclear test or a beautiful vase: What is North Korean leader Kim Jong-un's 'Christmas gift' for Donald Trump?
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Submitted December 25, 2019 at 05:13AM by thechronicposterman https://ift.tt/2Mo7Z...
Clashes at Christmas Eve protests in Hong Kong: Even though this is a very joyful event and holiday for us, some [protesters] are in jail... we should remind others that our fight has not ended yet
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Submitted December 25, 2019 at 05:14AM by cc_hk https://ift.tt/2ZnmV...
United Nations declares International Decade of Indigenous Languages
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Submitted December 25, 2019 at 05:17AM by vannybros https://ift.tt/37cTq...
Folding Ideas- Cats: an existential nightmare
https://youtu.be/W1mKButlxxk
Submitted December 25, 2019 at 04:36AM by scoutwags https://ift.tt/2tKdM...
The Irishman De-Aging done right (By a youtuber)
https://youtu.be/dyRvbFhknRc
Submitted December 25, 2019 at 04:41AM by GLITCHEDMATRIX https://ift.tt/379cc...
Question about Waves (SPOILERS)
I saw Waves a few weeks ago and had a question regarding Catherine being Tyler and and Emily's stepmother. I showed up to the movie a few minutes late and had to go to the bathroom right before the abortion clinic scene. Is it ever established that Catherine is only their stepmother before Tyler storms out of the house and exclaims, "You're not my...
Movies of 2019- REWIND MASHUP by Nathan Zed
https://youtu.be/KijmPdIu8CQ
Submitted December 25, 2019 at 04:59AM by batbou https://ift.tt/2ER0q...
A Drunk Review of The Exorcist (NSFW: Graphic Language, Graphic Violence)
My Special Fx guy is a really good friend of mine who moved to L.A. and within 2 months got a solid job working in TV. He's hilarious, not very articulate, but know A LOT about movies. Anytime he is in town visiting family, I get him really drunk and make him do a movie review.
The link below is the result.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNmIZdRS7Jc
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Nobody can ever actually believe they have an insane mind since sane people are aware of their stable mindset and insane people have no capability to recognize their own insanity.
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Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:18AM by BankruptPositivity https://ift.tt/2ZiU0...
It depends on the animal...
When you're in the dog house, it is a totally different place than the cathouse.
Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:19AM by Travelbug31 https://ift.tt/2t1XL...
You are always hovering and lack the ability to touch anything
The electrons around atoms in your body prevent your skin from touching any object including clothing, the ground, etc.
Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:19AM by NoOneKnows1425 https://ift.tt/35PG2...
The events of your past, present, and future unfold simultaneously.
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Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:19AM by M3TALxSLUG https://ift.tt/373al...
M. Night Shyamalan films are the single-use plastic items of the cinema world.
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Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:21AM by Pelirrojo13 https://ift.tt/395lh...
Water is a drink where the flavor is it’s it’s temperature.
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Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:21AM by beaStBoy010808 https://ift.tt/2Q7KQ...
With each successive generation, a given person’s genes have a better and better chance of never dying out.
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Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:21AM by jyonatan https://ift.tt/2sj6n...
In 2020 Climate Science Needs To Hit The Reset Button
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Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:02AM by LackmustestTester https://ift.tt/2s64y...
Argentina: thousands protest in Mendoza wine region over axed water protections | World news
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Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:02AM by Person21323231213242 https://ift.tt/2sfho...
4 quakes strike within 4 hours off Vancouver Island, no damage or injuries
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Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:06AM by melfredolf https://ift.tt/2ELQn...
'Out of control': Volunteer firefighters demand income support, equipment | The president of the body representing thousands of volunteer firefighters is demanding immediate income support and masks for firefighters, warning the situation is now "out of control".
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Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:17AM by stackhat47 https://ift.tt/2QdNf...
Happy Holidays from the Baileys! Check out the brilliant screenwriting in Frank Capra's timeless classic: It's a Wonderful Life.
https://youtu.be/hTIDjcVvQEI
Submitted December 24, 2019 at 04:48AM by dtothelee https://ift.tt/2ZkzR...
Which actors would you like to see in John Wick 4?
So at the end of John Wick 3, it is heavily implied that John and the Bowery King will be taking on the High Table.
This had me thinking about what they could do with the next film. Perhaps the High Table has their most elite assassins/agents reserved for their own protection. Maybe they could place John in situations in which he has to contend with...
What’s a critically disliked movie you think is great?
I just saw Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker recently and was blown away. The movie was amazing and a nearly perfect finale to the Skywalker saga. I would give it a solid 9/10. (Please watch it if you haven’t seen it yet) However on rotten tomatoes it currently has a 56% “Rotten” approval rating which is absolutely unbelievable. The movie should at...
What will be the highest grossing movie of 2020?
I was looking at the movie slate for next year, and while there's a lot of interesting movies coming out, there's no obvious heavy hitters with the lack of Star Wars and a hotly anticipated Marvel movie. So I think there's a few candidates for what could end up being the highest grossing movie:
Onward
Mulan
No Time To Die
Black Widow
Fast & Furious...
I won't see it but it sounds monumentally bad and insane
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Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:17AM by Don_Obi_Wan https://ift.tt/2MmK0...
Cats Trailer review reupload
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTfLhsyZgIk&feature=youtu.be
Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:19AM by Blackulus https://ift.tt/2Qcsd...
Any interesting/funny youtube channels?
May I ask for any interesting or funny youtube channels which make quality content? :D It can be about science,games,real life stuffs, anything. I would like to find new ones for entertainment. Thank you for your time! :)
Submitted December 24, 2019 at 04:52AM by Aldway13 https://ift.tt/35TGh...
Is it weird/creepy that most times i use hugs as an excuse to press my boobs against the boobs of other women for a couple seconds? I dont even hug men.
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Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:02AM by Alexander_dgreat https://ift.tt/2sfgB...
When’s the best time to drink coffee (decaf)?
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Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:02AM by O006 https://ift.tt/2Zkzu...
Problem with ceiling fan and shop (am I getting scammed?), need help!
So the ceiling fan that comes with a light, which I'd bought a few months ago had stopped responding to the remote, despite our changing to new batteries.
The fan also didn't make a beeping sound when you clicked on the main switch, like it usually does although the light comes on (can't get the fan to start without the remote though).
When we called...
Question about gender being a social construct
Not being prejudiced(or at least trying not to be).I just can’t seem to understand why a lot of people consider gender as a social construct,considering that it is a biological category for an overwhelming number of species of organisms on this planet.I understand there is something called body dysphoria,but given that the use of term gender has overwhelmingly...
(Serious) What's your advise for getting out of a grrouphome quick and fast when you dont wanna be in one?
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Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:13AM by Yeetbihh https://ift.tt/2Zj5M...
Because Star Wars is simply in a different galaxy, that’s just really far away, it’s weird that not one X-Wing showed up in colonial times or something long ago by accident.
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Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:05AM by SummerSausage05 https://ift.tt/2QeWq...
December 31st is the only day that you can guess a person’s exact age by the year that they were born.
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Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:05AM by Cl4y_89 https://ift.tt/2sfEl...
There is a whole race of Mandalorian, but only one with the nickname Mando
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Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:05AM by thoughtrhino372 https://ift.tt/2EJcJ...
Showerthoughts will not exist
One day in the future, this thread will be defunct because every possible showerthought that could exist will have been thought of and expressed here.......
Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:05AM by Platelicker1978 https://ift.tt/2sQ4e...
To the people who believe in Santa, every year they become a victim of a Home Invasion
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Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:06AM by En3my_T4ll0n https://ift.tt/2SiGi...
Your great great great great great great grandpa pulling out could be the reason we don't have a cure to cancer today.
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Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:06AM by AH50 https://ift.tt/2POJX...
At some point in the last few years medical commercials switched from speed reading through the side effects to saying then in a calm, soothing voice.
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Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:06AM by ilovethemonkeyface https://ift.tt/34PID...
Items being sold are either on sale or for sale.
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Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:06AM by Calwhovian https://ift.tt/34Q0Y...
The anti-plastic grocery bag movement must be heavily supported by companies that make small trash bags
Imagine how much of a company like Glad's market share in small size trash bags is taken up by the fact that we all keep dozens of leftover plastic grocery bags in our pantries or kitchen cabinets? Bet they'd lobby hard for bans on plastic shopping bags.
Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:06AM by theaman1515 https://ift.tt/34T8A...
Everybody has the power of regeneration but just really slow
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Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:07AM by Cosmic_Ketsile https://ift.tt/2s0Ke...
Jeff Bezos is the modern Santa Clause and Amazon warehouse workers are his elves.
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Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:07AM by ohgodthelightitburns https://ift.tt/371wU...
Syrian State Media Says Explosions Heard in Damascus, Air Defence Systems Repelled Missile Attack
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Submitted December 23, 2019 at 04:56AM by Brarticus https://ift.tt/2QeX4...
Messaging app ToTok is reportedly a spying tool for the UAE - It's no secret that some messaging apps are favored by authoritarians, but one app may be explicitly designed with spying in mind.
https://ift.tt/2s2WY6p
Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:02AM by madam1 https://ift.tt/2MkvE...
Josh Quigley, 27, attempting to ride around world, badly injured after being knocked off bike in Texas. "I don't remember much about it but I've been told by the police that I was struck from behind by a vehicle driving at 70mph." He has cycled about 14,000 miles since he left Scotland in April.
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Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:05AM by Molire https://ift.tt/34REc...
Tesco shuts down production at China factory amid claims Christmas cards ‘packed by prison slaves’
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Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:06AM by huuunu https://ift.tt/2POYE...
Macron waives presidential pension amid Christmas strike chaos
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Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:16AM by sponserus https://ift.tt/2QaLm...
Turkey cannot handle a fresh wave of migrants from Syria, President Tayyip Erdogan said on Sunday, warning that European countries will feel the impact of such an influx if violence in Syria’s northwest is not stopped.
https://ift.tt/2sfMMHF
Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:20AM by madam1 https://ift.tt/36YiE...
Come to Daddy Trailer
https://youtu.be/NSjRlyCGxGI
Submitted December 23, 2019 at 04:26AM by vxappeus https://ift.tt/2ZeEC...
Funniest Movie of All Time?
I’m interested in hearing some thoughts on this. I’d argue it has to be funny from start to finish, not just one good scene in an otherwise non-comedic movie.
For me, Top Secret is the champion. I laugh from the opening right until the very end. While not entirely slapstick, There’s Something About Mary is a contender, along with The Heartbreak Kid....
When a $176MM estimated opening weekend feels like a disappointment.
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Submitted December 23, 2019 at 04:41AM by infinit9 https://ift.tt/2POju...
What book emotionally broke you down?
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Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:02AM by how-do-i-do-dis https://ift.tt/2PRrh...
Parents of reddit
How did you find out you child had lost their virginity?
Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:09AM by jimbowgaming https://ift.tt/2PLgY...
Is a 3 metre phone cable a shit secret santa?
I got a guy in my works secret Santa who I don't know at all but he's the same age as me (18)
I had no idea what to get him with a budget of £10 so I just got a 3 metre charging cable for his phone, I got one a while back and I found it really useful so I went with i, but now I can't make up my mind over whether it's boring or not. Before I take it...
Is is considered offensive to give a child a name of Hebrew decent if you are not of Jewish faith?
I’m pregnant and found a name I like but a friend of mine said it’s rude to give your child a Hebrew name if you are not Jewish. I’m not sure this is true but it got me wondering...
Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:22AM by Toronto_07 https://ift.tt/2PKPW...
When I was a kid, sometimes when watching tv or playing videogames, I felt my surroundings moving fast, like when people talked I could barely understand, also my ear began to ring and I felt sick, desperate for it to end. I never found an answer for that, anyone with similar experience here?
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Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:25AM by anonfjr https://ift.tt/371e6...
Is there any youtube channel where I can find enigmatic / incomprehensible short animation videos ?
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Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:28AM by Onamaewa30 https://ift.tt/2PNyF...
Baby Yoda is 50 years old meaning there is a probably cuter Yoda out in the universe somewhere.
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Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:05AM by astrocomputer https://ift.tt/2sWr6...
Whoever created the idea of "if you blow into a dandelion it grants a wish" must've hated everyone.
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Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:09AM by chemistar_666 https://ift.tt/2sUK7...
Boys hurt girls, and think it to be funny, until they are grown men, comforting their daughters. Then it's not funny anymore.
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Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:10AM by xxXMrDarknessXxx https://ift.tt/2sa7G...
Elephants are probably insecure about their trunk size.
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Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:11AM by CumDogMillionare93 https://ift.tt/2Sikz...
Amazon boxes have replaced gift wrapping paper
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Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:12AM by DruncleBuck https://ift.tt/2tHdl...
If someone is crying in public then he/she is probably a really confident and strong person
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Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:12AM by ietsietsiets https://ift.tt/2SgAf...
One art critic is the reason why thousands of people died
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Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:14AM by Koolsman https://ift.tt/2MkaC...
Someone at some point in time probably choked on their food laughing at a joke, meaning they literally died of laughter.
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Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:15AM by Mr_Mustacchi https://ift.tt/2Zo0E...
in the future, there'll be rich people that was born in mars paying to visit earth
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Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:16AM by ara_bella_ https://ift.tt/2Qc97...
You've probably walked by someone in the streets who thought you were hot
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Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:16AM by im_reallysad https://ift.tt/2rYB2...
Hanging the washing thoughts are superior
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Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:16AM by socksnsandlesfortheW https://ift.tt/2SeFs...
Sea salt comes from the sea, table salt from the table.
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Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:18AM by Squidgeitdobbs https://ift.tt/2MkaI...
Schools technically can’t be blamed with the mental illnesses of students. They gave them knowledge and knowledge scars the mind in ways we don’t understand yet
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Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:18AM by Hunter_michelle https://ift.tt/2Seop...
Having the ability to correct all your previous mistakes would make you somewhat of a completionist. You 100% life with the cost of losing the fun
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Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:21AM by malama2 https://ift.tt/35WUs...
The human brain is an infinitely expandable hard drive.
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Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:21AM by xxXMrDarknessXxx https://ift.tt/2SgDy...
Cat fights do make a lot more sense once you realize they are holding invisible light sabers.
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Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:23AM by VerbotenPublish https://ift.tt/2tH4k...
In the future when sentiant Androids are a thing the guys dressed like robots on the boardwalks will be seen as Android face, like black face.
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Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:23AM by DeadbeatMind https://ift.tt/2PMto...
The 1920s are known as the Roaring twenties. Ag this rate, the 2020s will be known as the warming 20s.
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Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:24AM by thatRandomPersonYa https://ift.tt/2PKOQ...
Movies like to emphasize how there will always be a white, sunny Christmas, but when Christmas comes it’s cloudy and dry
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Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:24AM by QuestForDestiny https://ift.tt/2Zb16...
Somebody out there is the nicest person on the entire planet and they don't even know it
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Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:26AM by Youonkazoo21 https://ift.tt/2SmT5...
Jimmy Fallon names his top 5 favourite comedy films of all time
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Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:56AM by pioneertomatoes https://ift.tt/35Jls...
Kyoto Animation President Hideaki Hatta gives first in-depth interview since July attack (also includes interviews with Kyoani’s lawyer and the arsonist’s neighbor)
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Submitted December 21, 2019 at 05:18AM by thecalimaki https://ift.tt/34FST...
The cat from "The cat in the hat" could've come from the "Cats" universe...
Has anyone thought that the cat from "The cat in the hat" could have possibly came from the new movie "Cats" universe, they're magic after all.
Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:47AM by DoctorDib https://ift.tt/2ED8C...
Many can point out when something smells funny, but few can tell when something smells serious.
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Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:47AM by JupeyD https://ift.tt/2tzxK...
The gas mask was invented way before muskets and chemical weapons
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Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:48AM by MrDuckityDuck https://ift.tt/2SfhI...
If the star wars universe took into consideration the impossibility of explosions in space because of the lack of oxygen then the battles would probably turn out pretty different
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Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:51AM by acadenac https://ift.tt/35Iqh...
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left, so if you’re always right, you might find yourself going in circles.
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Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:52AM by todayicommented https://ift.tt/2MfKC...
Standing near someone who vapes really makes you aware of how much air you breathe directly from other people's mouths
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Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:52AM by convexoz https://ift.tt/35U7g...
When Jedi do sign language, they will probably kill the other person talking.
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Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:53AM by Captain_Stottlemeyer https://ift.tt/35Jkj...
There’s a chance we never actually do anything, and our brains just generate the memory of having done something.
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Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:53AM by doxzer52 https://ift.tt/2Q4VW...
Most public doorknobs have more human touch then the average human.
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Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:53AM by dragarowen https://ift.tt/2EDBi...
Every single new person you come across is someone your brain could have never imagined before seeing them
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Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:54AM by iNarrr https://ift.tt/2ZbcA...
Liam Neeson has been trying to rebrand himself as a tough guy for a long time now but it's just not working.
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Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:55AM by demetrios3 https://ift.tt/2PGgm...
The larger the cup is that your drink it from, the better water tastes...
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Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:55AM by chingus-chungu-ultra https://ift.tt/2ZlcI...
The only job you can drink on is alcohol tasting
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Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:56AM by XxHughJanusxX https://ift.tt/36Qcj...
Sadness depicts the absence of Happiness. Cold depicts the absence of Heat.
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Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:56AM by Amin0Kuma https://ift.tt/2retu...
The "boom" you hear in your eardrums when you put in eyedrops must be deafening in your skull, and can't be unheard once you notice it.
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Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:56AM by DaddyDoLittle https://ift.tt/2EGls...
You will never be able to draw 2 parallel lines without a machine!
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Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:56AM by skorpandrija007 https://ift.tt/2rjUw...
Although just about anybody can do a Kermit the Frog impression, we would totally know if it wasn't the real Kermit.
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Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:57AM by blockman2803 https://ift.tt/2Q7LO...
We have small hairs on top of our eyes
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Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:57AM by Josh-0 https://ift.tt/2Z9KE...
When you see and interact with people you know in your dreams, a part of you is directed towards making them speak and move in a way you are familiar with. Your friends and family are merely puppets for your brain to play with.
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Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:57AM by Darth-Shada https://ift.tt/2Q7LN...
Looking at a mirror is looking at a horizontal flip of your face.
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Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:58AM by lopezjessy https://ift.tt/2MddJ...
Carbonated milk
https://youtu.be/9vM6KhB2ims
Submitted December 21, 2019 at 05:18AM by G4L4CT1C4 https://ift.tt/35Nd9...
Cats reviews are hilarious!
Cats a “Cat-tastrophe” “this is a giant litter box of a movie, filled to the brim with turds.” Is anyone else having way too much fun reading all the Cats reviews? These reviews make for the most hilarious and entertaining reading. Go on Flixster and cozy up with a cup of milk and just lap it up....the reviews I mean lol
Submitted December 20,...
Is there a key-logger that tracks pauses between key presses?
I'm trying to make a auto-hot-key script to do something for me but I need to know what keys I pressed and the delays between each key-press to the millisecond. does anyone know and key-logger software that has this feature?
Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:29AM by derpy_donut https://ift.tt/35GPS...
For people who have superhuman speed and reflexes, the people in the Matrix are really bad shots
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Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:07AM by dacabbagem https://ift.tt/2PI71...
Hopefully one day we will have David Attenborough narrating documentaries of other species on different planets.
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Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:07AM by sgjg https://ift.tt/34Dc2...
If taken literal, being burned alive must be fun as hell.
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Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:08AM by Trippy__Ferret https://ift.tt/35DmS...
smelly women need loving too
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Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:09AM by hjh12221 https://ift.tt/36Tm1...
Vidoe games tend to improve with sequels whereas movies tend to worsen.
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Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:09AM by PeculiarPete https://ift.tt/2McpH...
As you get older, socks and underwear are GREAT to receive as a gift, but they're a CRAPPY gift when you have to buy them for yourself.
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Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:10AM by PutterPlace https://ift.tt/2EDBj...
If all snowflakes have a different pattern, there might be a snowflake with shrek on it.
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Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:10AM by GoonyToons0 https://ift.tt/2EA5L...
Somebody died of an illness the same day the cure was discovered
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Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:13AM by mr_streebs https://ift.tt/2Ma9F...
We don’t know what kind of tree #TeamTrees is planting in our soil. Could be the wrong kind of tree...
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Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:13AM by M_achetez https://ift.tt/35Hv7...
Since schools don’t teach cursive anymore, it’s going to be really easy to forge signatures in the future.
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Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:14AM by BenRS7 https://ift.tt/2s5Rx...
Some people could be seeing reflective and not even know it.
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Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:14AM by o5go5g https://ift.tt/34Apw...
Yuo cna prbolbay raed tihs. Is't rlaely wreid.
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Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:14AM by slurponaut https://ift.tt/2PYDM...
Billie Eilish would have a better chance of seducing your dad if she knew who Van Halen is.
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Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:15AM by samnoack https://ift.tt/2rf5C...
Home Alone is a guide to torturing criminals.
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Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:15AM by bigcat715 https://ift.tt/2Q2FK...
We all started out as assholes
That’s a fact; our digestive systems are the first things to develop.
Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:16AM by UltraCheesecake77 https://ift.tt/36Sb6...
There might be a planet with beings that communicate solely via Smooth Jazz.
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Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:17AM by Captain_Clark https://ift.tt/2s3oO...
The pain of birth with current medicine is exaggerated to justify termination of pregnancies.
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Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:17AM by BasicRedditor1997 https://ift.tt/34FkP...
People with just half a brain functioning relatively normal, just further proves we're barely making use of our true potential.
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Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:17AM by Setflus-YYZT https://ift.tt/38UpW...
Probably one of the biggest technological shifts in the 2000s that nobody talks about is the shift from wooden pencils to mechanical pencils.
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Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:17AM by BorezU https://ift.tt/2PEo5...
Soon swipe your card will be obsolete. It will be insert your card or tap your card.
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Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:18AM by the_occasional_post https://ift.tt/2Q6N5...
Level 99 Final Fantasy playlist
https://ift.tt/2Z8kr1Y
Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:07AM by AmiablePariah https://ift.tt/35HrZ...
Adam Sandler & Kevin Garnett Break Down The Importance Of Basketball in 'Uncut Gems' & Their Lives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ewu_VnN11NM
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 04:35AM by wilhelmAHHH https://ift.tt/2Sd3T...
The most underrated scene from Deadpool 2 IMO
https://youtu.be/OpBM4JRs1mU
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 04:42AM by VenomJBS https://ift.tt/392ga...
Extreme cheapskates woman crafts makeshift bidet
https://youtu.be/LXsmGa-Ksfg
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 04:43AM by scaleyjeff https://ift.tt/38TGD...
Weird Video Collage
https://youtu.be/HlchhAgvHQw
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 04:44AM by TheNuklearAge https://ift.tt/2EIWG...
Excellent advice for why you shouldn't punch someone in the face by Master Wong [1.04]
https://youtu.be/pf0aNjj5zik
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 04:46AM by Glarseceiling https://ift.tt/34DBj...
Now this is America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk6rSPnLOLE
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 04:49AM by tyceratops https://ift.tt/2PB3a...
Take your girlfriend to work day
https://youtu.be/gdB2uBhc0zY
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 04:49AM by ErgoNonSim https://ift.tt/2Eyy7...
If you're happy and you know it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P4rbrhfZTA&feature=share
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 04:51AM by Liverman102 https://ift.tt/36SV5...
The Sopranos - HEARD WHAT ABOUT VITO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drh8MNLDt1k
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 04:52AM by lanismycousin https://ift.tt/2Q2rf...
The TV you can only hear by screaming
https://youtu.be/mHTc-MYbHOQ
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 04:52AM by techitapart https://ift.tt/35BhU...
Save lives USE CUPS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGgvresk8-E
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 04:54AM by ass_pineapples https://ift.tt/35B32...
Chris Stuckmann reviews 12 Years A Slave
https://youtu.be/s6EAEFHSjlQ
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 05:00AM by nicodcred https://ift.tt/2S4ZP...
letting someone use your phone
https://youtu.be/BM5CUE-XfBk
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 05:00AM by FrankGrimesSon https://ift.tt/2sG0J...
When was gambling first invented?
https://youtu.be/CLFHSSur7y8
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 05:00AM by c0sminX https://ift.tt/2PEgd...
Pity I Don't Have Perfect Pitch Too (Official Trailer) - A parody of the Pitch Perfect movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-Qg9s48NZ0
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 05:07AM by calebvetter https://ift.tt/2EtrX...
2019 (through my eyes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlSe-uFIk2o&feature=share
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 05:08AM by SixshooteR32 https://ift.tt/2Etp0...
Thanos vs J Robert Oppenheimer - Epic Rap Battles of History
https://youtu.be/v1vXC-vKgKg
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 05:10AM by mullins_953 https://ift.tt/2Mb8o...
The most unintentionally funny drama you'll ever see. "Don't judge a book by it's cover"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BfFzCyDf0M
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 05:10AM by treadcareful https://ift.tt/34BTs...
Bert and Ernie’s gift exchange is a powerful story of true friendship
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cExeSvmSXMA
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 05:14AM by Bonnie817 https://ift.tt/38X9Y...
Craziest coke and mentos experiment ive seen yet lol
https://youtu.be/x4fo2nN_8RA
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 05:14AM by scaleyjeff https://ift.tt/2tq27...
New York was just hit by a "snow squall"
https://ift.tt/2S7TCts
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 04:28AM by chunkymunky420 https://ift.tt/35BTo...
In a while crocodile!
https://ift.tt/2Pz5anM
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 04:40AM by allthekos https://ift.tt/34BYV...
Foul Fowl or Fowl Foul ?
https://ift.tt/2PAdLqh
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 04:41AM by Imguran https://ift.tt/2Q30m...
Old people streaming won’t be such a novelty in the next 50-60 years.
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Submitted December 18, 2019 at 05:18AM by ElSummonero https://ift.tt/2M8S5...
American Dad Speedrun World record 12:20 (read description)
https://youtu.be/BvIC9kMAUoI
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 04:45AM by SawIsDead1234 https://ift.tt/2Q9a2...
Your request has been filed.
https://youtu.be/4YzvpF5Owfc
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 04:46AM by niggolass https://ift.tt/2M6Th...
F/A-18F Carrier Break
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz7dluAFXb0
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 04:49AM by DerEntscheider https://ift.tt/35xXN...
The Attractive Truth About Being Attractive
https://youtu.be/EuMDffMUCyI
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 04:54AM by ThereGoesJoe https://ift.tt/2RYXA...
Tinder takeover the series (Part 1)
https://youtu.be/jY_O7lrkDF4
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 04:56AM by avajkun https://ift.tt/38Jb5...
When You Track A Delivery
https://youtu.be/KZRKb8F3FKE
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 04:57AM by Sunhat-sandwich https://ift.tt/2YYRc...
Home Alone 2 literally makes no sense...
https://youtu.be/5Ct2tU4T8YQ
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 04:57AM by PeculiarPete https://ift.tt/2YYRb...
Why Actors Take Playing The Joker So Seriously
https://youtu.be/liPzegV3Wjs
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 04:58AM by PeculiarPete https://ift.tt/38MXJ...
WACKO Live @ Denny's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS2NkbSd3_U
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 05:00AM by FrankGrimesSon https://ift.tt/36I65...
How Does a Combination Lock Work? Making a Safe with Combination Lock from Cardboard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k03abn7YXFs
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 05:03AM by matty5622 https://ift.tt/2PTEv...
Small dog destroys Minnie Mouse
https://youtu.be/xVQSzaqCX5g
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 05:06AM by jaredlc08 https://ift.tt/38OgC...
Created a plant and fixed climate change
https://youtu.be/ObUuwyApNms
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 05:06AM by QPOreddit https://ift.tt/2PvdL...
Abracadabra One Two Three! Now It's Time To See What We See!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CgLiVjU3nc
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 05:08AM by LumpadBFarby https://ift.tt/38RvM...
How to make Hydraulic Press
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIBAmoaqHjQ
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 05:09AM by matty5622 https://ift.tt/2r6Us...
Most popular TV series 1986 - 2019
https://youtu.be/p0TR8FgwhII
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 05:10AM by HotKewlAid https://ift.tt/2r1NW...
YouTube Rewind 2012 is the best one in my opinion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCkYw3cRwLo
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 05:10AM by plokhoy_kotenok https://ift.tt/36PQJ...
Guy: "...Don't woof..." Fluffin: "*wWoof*"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7IQL10pg694&feature=youtu.be
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 05:12AM by Pianoangel420 https://ift.tt/2Z04o...
Henry Rollins & Cyndi Lauper "Rise Above" Dec 10, 2019
https://youtu.be/oNnGmq99Xv4
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 05:13AM by SplatterFrogs https://ift.tt/2M3ss...
CallMeCarson - Twitch clips Compilation Hype ft Katerino
https://youtu.be/S8Qws8OL_0M
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 05:14AM by Thelettersender https://ift.tt/2EtGV...
Happy Birthday to Beethoven!
https://youtu.be/svlqThrGqJ8
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 05:24AM by rkaufman34 https://ift.tt/2PxDi...
Not today!
https://ift.tt/2ErZfuf
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 04:37AM by B479MSS https://ift.tt/2S2x3...
Dogs vs. Humans
https://ift.tt/2sCkQxo
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 04:55AM by honestbobiii https://ift.tt/2PX5U...
Bus drivers are probably secretly happy when certain kids slip on ice during winter.
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Submitted December 17, 2019 at 05:20AM by SandViking4 https://ift.tt/34uZB...
YouTube Rewind 2019 remade with a free editing software
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yriT02IXMI&feature=share
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:11AM by Saint718 https://ift.tt/2LYX2...
The Real Big Bang. Stop motion animation and hand drawn. Credit goes to Daniel Lewis Metzger-Metz Productions
https://youtu.be/2cw3Lg30KrY
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:17AM by Matt_Sterbate710 https://ift.tt/2S0Wr...
KSI - Down Like That Chicago Bulls Edition
https://youtu.be/1w1C_Mio7CA
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:17AM by NBA-trev https://ift.tt/2M1ZH...
SOFT NATURAL MAKEUP
https://youtu.be/gb9z2ssUWTQ
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:19AM by 1122google https://ift.tt/2tr1A...
The world's fastest clapper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTu8kLhcCig
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:25AM by Ganesha811 https://ift.tt/2PvpT...
YouTube New Policies be like
https://youtu.be/7k-m_rUpvY0?t=3
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:27AM by Ukratatata https://ift.tt/2M1to...
That song in every musical that no one likes
https://youtu.be/dXKUgjYh7lo
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:27AM by SandwichCubano https://ift.tt/2rSxG...
Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy with Will Ferrell & John C. Reilly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJBFD-Wvc7U
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:28AM by nairn626 https://ift.tt/35ocf...
A Wanker Walks With Donkeys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAkHzKguiQo&feature=emb_title
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:35AM by JonnyBlizzard https://ift.tt/2PsYs...
Dr. Cal Newport makes a compelling case to quit social media
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E7hkPZ-HTk
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:38AM by IndiaNgineer https://ift.tt/2PTwU...
Youtube Rewind 2019: Dude Perfect Edition
https://youtu.be/GSTyIwVqO6Q
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:46AM by TheGodOfSpeedSavvy https://ift.tt/2EpbS...
This guy dropping bangers🔥🔥🔥
https://youtu.be/M2WzYRJVfFw
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:48AM by YonasElmo https://ift.tt/2YTXK...
When Your Girlfriend Leaves You for a Pro Athlete
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gR9izDp89c0
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:50AM by SexEatSleepRepeat https://ift.tt/2PrwW...
Everyday meals of the ordinary Soviet family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6Y0NXh9Xzg
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:52AM by SvB78 https://ift.tt/2LZ2n...
A Day at Disneyland 1990 VHS Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cuejjT2kzw
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:54AM by kozakandy17 https://ift.tt/2Pt3u...
When movies are in the wrong cases
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDUx_JFPr2A
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:58AM by AngBonaTV https://ift.tt/36IGY...
Legend has it that she used a CVS receipt for this performance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjbvzf9A4Cs
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:58AM by Truegold43 https://ift.tt/2tkEQ...
gummybear farts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCbALH1RZlk&feature=share
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 05:00AM by FrankGrimesSon https://ift.tt/35uHo...
Top 15 countries based on population (1960-2019)
https://youtu.be/AAFJu1CEmZA
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 05:07AM by Quadraticc https://ift.tt/2sxQI...
Jimmy Kimmel Awesome Wax Figure Prank! Wait for it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzZPNpL0FqQ
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 05:09AM by CanadianSatireX https://ift.tt/2Ptcz...
He has their full support
https://ift.tt/2Euy4Pj
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:33AM by RespectMyAuthoriteh https://ift.tt/35Dr5...
Golden Puck Retriever
https://ift.tt/2qWMbKc
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:40AM by drak0bsidian https://ift.tt/35vEk...
Johnny bravo is the ultimate Chad
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Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:01AM by berserkJoeReddit https://ift.tt/34tUv...
"Burger King" and "Dairy Queen" could get married, live in a "White Castle" and have a child named "Frosty Boy" making them the most powerful fast food chain in the kingdom
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Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:02AM by ThiccLemonade13 https://ift.tt/36CYK...
F's in chat for the girls who got their first period on a road trip
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Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:02AM by StressTree https://ift.tt/2YVbt...
if you added sugar and yeast to play-doh, you could make play-bread
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Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:02AM by PandaExpanda https://ift.tt/2Ehx3...
if if having a thought all we pooped most people thought the place the toilet but we also farting
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Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:03AM by mallarytoading https://ift.tt/2Q1iX...
"Killing it" and "butchering it" have opposite meanings
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Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:06AM by rollmefurtherbitch69 https://ift.tt/35psU...
Birds like pidgins regurgitate milk for their newborns, which we think is weird, but it’s less weird than birds having breasts.
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Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:07AM by Naidoboi https://ift.tt/2PmuL...
We are more prone to remembering negative things because it is more beneficial to survival than remembering positive things.
Like how if someone's hungry, it's more useful to remember "you will starve to death if you don't eat" than "eating makes you feel less bad than you do now."
Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:08AM by Anoyint https://ift.tt/2YP2H...
If you go out and kill 30 people you will be at least 30 times more likely to be remembered
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Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:08AM by BaronWalrus https://ift.tt/2tonc...
Pink is Red Hot Chili Peppers for chicks
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Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:10AM by TheChurchOfDonovan https://ift.tt/2YPtz...
Major League 2 is the PG sequel to an R rated Major League, and they thought people would actually want to see it
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Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:10AM by Williefakelastname https://ift.tt/35o5V...
There will be a time when movies like Cars 2 will be considered classics.
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Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:12AM by whatsabaz https://ift.tt/2Ehx3...
There must be places where wild tomatoes grow on the sides of roads.
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Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:13AM by OutOfMyMindPlsRefill https://ift.tt/34p2x...
Santa actually has an entire 24 hours to deliver presents because it's not nighttime everywhere on the planet at once
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Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:14AM by NateNate60 https://ift.tt/34p2x...
Every single taxi and Uber you’ve been on knows your address.
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Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:14AM by Larqu https://ift.tt/2Ejn3...
2019 is the last “teen” year we’ll ever live in
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Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:15AM by masterjb112 https://ift.tt/2EhpL...
Growing up is releasing why Bowser most likely kidnapped the princess
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Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:15AM by _thememefrog_ https://ift.tt/2PRfh...
Nobody matters, but everybody matters
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Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:15AM by ietsietsiets https://ift.tt/2RUBV...
While Evo’s MAS party regroups, Bolivia’s coup leaders are eating each other alive
https://ift.tt/2tkby9M
Submitted December 16, 2019 at 04:25AM by psychothumbs https://ift.tt/2EjHj...
Govt making its presence felt through oppression on students, journalists, says Priyanka Gandhi Vadra
https://ift.tt/36Hm9dl
Submitted December 16, 2019 at 04:31AM by pantangeli https://ift.tt/2YSwG...
How India is Resisting CAB: A Story in Powerful Pictures
https://ift.tt/2EiNZAf
Submitted December 16, 2019 at 04:40AM by thewebdev https://ift.tt/2S1BI...
New USMCA hurdle as Mexico says it will ‘never accept’ allowing U.S. labor inspections into country
https://ift.tt/34slJWp
Submitted December 16, 2019 at 04:45AM by WallStreetMeme https://ift.tt/38QNI...
US 'secretly expelled' Chinese officials
https://ift.tt/38EOXos
Submitted December 16, 2019 at 04:49AM by Mikerobin25 https://ift.tt/2EhuO...
The opposite of spice is mint because when you eat spicy food and eat something temperature hot it feels like fire but when you eat a mint and drink ice water you feel like an ice spirit
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Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:32AM by yaaaasssssweeetty https://ift.tt/2LYox...
Santa could probably get a lot more done if he owned an actual toy company (instead of just doing one delivery per year).
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Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:32AM by FMural https://ift.tt/36zpU...
Banks need money to protect money.
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Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:35AM by EyeOfTheMemes https://ift.tt/38GTN...
You can clean a mess by moving things around, but by moving things around, you can also create a mess.
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Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:36AM by I_spot_a_pidgey https://ift.tt/2RRMW...
If the adage that men who drive flashy sports cars or huge trucks “must be over-compensating for something” is true, then men who drive minivans and economy sedans must be under-compensating...for their enormous dicks.
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Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:36AM by wobblesly https://ift.tt/2EeUZ...
With the logic of 5 second rule, jumping up and down will never get you sick
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Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:36AM by _Bidoof_god_ https://ift.tt/34mNS...
'Japanese manga'is a tautology as manga describes Japanese style comics.
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Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:37AM by cheshiry https://ift.tt/38DoZ...
Walls have ears and doors have eyes has never been more real than now with smart speakers and webcams all over the houses.
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Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:38AM by oauth20 https://ift.tt/2EfQx...
When you were in high school, someone was sitting with their friend in lunch at the same time as you, and said to the other, they look cute, while simultaneously, someone else was looking at you and telling their friends, look at that weirdo back there.
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Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:40AM by the-drunk-potato https://ift.tt/2EknW...
Going home for Thanksgiving and listening to everyone bitch and complain really informs which gifts to get them that will alleviate some of that pain.
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Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:40AM by explosivelydehiscent https://ift.tt/38GA0...
Making a successful Christmas song is a good way to get a little extra cash around the holidays
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Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:41AM by verysmallbeta https://ift.tt/2LW8Q...
This will be the first generation where kids grow up with lifetime social media accounts
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Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:44AM by diggity-and-dog https://ift.tt/2PL1J...
Toilet paper is an incredible invention until it is insufficient to what you have going on. Then it's just shit.
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Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:46AM by strangeasthekumquat https://ift.tt/2LVTK...
“Nothing lasts forever” is the most uplifting and down bringing quote ever spoken.
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Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:47AM by NightFury2657 https://ift.tt/38EEz...
We as a species have put men on the moon and yet we still haven’t figured out how to make medicine taste good
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Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:47AM by MarveliteFreak https://ift.tt/36zrK...
When you die you don't really stop aging, you're just not there to witness it.
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Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:49AM by allisg00d https://ift.tt/2EgP6...
Books don't really change price over time.
I mean, they literally print the price in the book. A book with $5 printed in the cover from 10 years ago should still go for $5.
Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:50AM by Swanny625 https://ift.tt/35nhy...
Fish Never Get Thirsty
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Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:51AM by D0NW0N https://ift.tt/2YLlw...
We can’t put our finger on it, but deep down we all know there’s something inherently wrong with socks
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Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:51AM by dart_catcher https://ift.tt/2rDQN...
Pentagon head says China has become top US military priority, moving past Russia
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Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:32AM by Jobr95 https://ift.tt/2YPtE...
Trump admin intends to announce withdrawal of about 4,000 troops from Afghanistan: Trump had made clear to his advisers earlier this year that he wanted to withdraw all troops from Afghanistan by the November 2020 election
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Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:38AM by DoremusJessup https://ift.tt/2RUOZ...
Mossad helps Denmark bust 20 terrorists
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Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:39AM by Key_Display https://ift.tt/2RUjj...
Cries of abuse in Catholic Church start to be heard in Japan
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Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:47AM by sponserus https://ift.tt/2PlmN...
A condom could work as a snake rain poncho.
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Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:02AM by joevilla1369 https://ift.tt/2EeLO...
Stephen hawking was one of the few people who could talk to his dentist while getting his teach worked on.
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Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:02AM by forkl https://ift.tt/34mWQ...
Managers love throwing holiday parties because it taps into their childhood fondness of hosting stuffed animal tea parties.
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Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:02AM by ambermage https://ift.tt/2PkC6...
Probably probably came from the word probable and probably someone probably wanted an adverb for probable and probably made probably.
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Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:03AM by MaldingMadman https://ift.tt/38zGN...
Socially awkward has been rebranded as autistic
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Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:04AM by davmeva https://ift.tt/2soeb...
The double-take is amusing because it pretty accurately demonstrates the speed of thought in real time.
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Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:04AM by VoyagerCSL https://ift.tt/34lcQ...
The only risks in Monopoly is spending and getting in Jail. Because when it comes to getting rich in real life, those are most common ones.
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Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:05AM by Tathana https://ift.tt/34ntQ...
Closing your eyes after turning off the alarm is one of the most dangerous sports in the modern world.
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Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:05AM by BeingAcidwithYOU45 https://ift.tt/2EcxL...
Pornhub now has more videos than there are people in Ireland and Norway together
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Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:05AM by oeloeboeloe https://ift.tt/36xOu...
A proposal could ruin a relationship or make it better depending on when the person proposes.
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Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:06AM by Phoniexlord129 https://ift.tt/34mx1...
Individuals have unique distinctive laughter but the sound of multiple people laughing always sounds the same
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Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:08AM by KingOPM https://ift.tt/2Ef8W...
Marriage is more a lifestyle choice than a lifelong commitment these days.
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Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:11AM by Dontgoadthechoad https://ift.tt/2RLQt...
Every time a year ends, a decade also ends
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Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:11AM by JUT1N https://ift.tt/38B0x...
A mushroom is the most penis-like thing you can eat.
Besides obviously a literal penis. It is a reproductive organ for fungi that exists in an often phallic shape and is responsible for expelling genetic material.
Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:11AM by Radiactive_Kittens https://ift.tt/2PN1e...
It's hard to focus on not focusing on something, because once you do, you focus on what you're not focusing on.
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Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:11AM by HostileRabbit30 https://ift.tt/35qJ1...
Man and woman arrested in Birmingham on suspicion of 'Islamist-related terrorism'
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Submitted December 14, 2019 at 04:47AM by sponserus https://ift.tt/35fNi...
In Greek migrant camp, women endure hardship and fear
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Submitted December 14, 2019 at 04:49AM by sponserus https://ift.tt/2PhcT...
Boris Johnson 'remains opposed' to allowing second Scottish independence referendum
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Submitted December 14, 2019 at 04:51AM by TheGreatPompey https://ift.tt/2soe6...
Trump's Impeachment Might Have Prompted the Arrest of Mexico's Former Security Secretary, Under Investigation Since 2001
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Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:07AM by G4nesh https://ift.tt/2sm6O...
Turkey flexes muscle as Greece and EU stick to international law - The European Union is siding with Greece in its maritime dispute with Turkey.
https://ift.tt/2YJQOUx
Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:07AM by Waldonville https://ift.tt/2LVTT...
Activists urge mass evacuation as Israeli gas rig to emit tons of pollutants in a single day
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Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:13AM by speakhyroglyphically https://ift.tt/38C7o...
Jeremy Corbyn to step down as Labour Party leader after U.K. election defeat
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Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:16AM by New_Diet https://ift.tt/2YLmE...
Papa John’s Releases Christmas Wrapping Paper That Smells Like Pizza
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Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:16AM by googlegf https://ift.tt/36zqU...
Nick cannons a tsundere
Nick Cannon's diss track is him desperately trying to get eminem senpai to notice him.
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 05:31AM by Oniyoku https://ift.tt/2RKsW...
Tomorrow is today. Yesterday is today. Today is today.
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Submitted December 13, 2019 at 05:32AM by THEBLUISHTYPE_YT https://ift.tt/2RNQB...
Snapping turtle bites man in the face FAIL !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmpapNL-mBA&feature=share
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 04:41AM by Robotchickjenn https://ift.tt/2Ef3m...
How YouTube makes decisions
https://youtu.be/BUN2dKfH79g
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 01:30AM by Quasimdo https://ift.tt/2RMba...
The Funder
https://youtu.be/tTFt_GQNjfk
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 01:30AM by simonowens https://ift.tt/2Pedk...
Say what you will about Jimmy Fallon now but his "Late Night" was the epitome of his talk show career.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW-tapH1DE4
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 01:35AM by CrazyIra https://ift.tt/2LQvm...
Leaf Me Alone
https://youtu.be/kcLltTRlZnQ
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 01:39AM by coryag https://ift.tt/2YGGB...
The Office Youtube Channel released the full Threat Level Midnight movie from the show!
https://youtu.be/7iPyz6Yqwl4
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 01:39AM by cola-up https://ift.tt/2PjdJ...
What New Flight Sim is This???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEAm1KWf0GM
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 01:40AM by aknownunknown https://ift.tt/2Pezu...
Joe Rogan Meets Tyrone Biggums on “Fear Factor” - Chappelle’s Show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vUvQHYc3K0
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 01:41AM by TR_Ninja_Broccoli https://ift.tt/38Aoh...
Why Boomers turned out the way they are
https://youtu.be/KUorVXJ8MZE
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 04:54AM by Depressaccount https://ift.tt/2YJ7O...
The Wolves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d6QvzAPsWU
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 04:55AM by phorisc https://ift.tt/2RNPR...
When your jam comes on at the club and you're feeling those drinks
https://youtu.be/EC_TXNTu5Jk
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 04:57AM by KamikazeFox_ https://ift.tt/2RNPT...
implosion of a giant power plant tower filmed from a drones first person perspective
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0BwMveOewA
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 04:57AM by neopunisher https://ift.tt/2PfEd...
'Chris Rock vs. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson' - MTV Rebooting Celebrity Death Match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX7gUfbIeRM
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 05:00AM by FrankGrimesSon https://ift.tt/35iXs...
Southwest Roadtrip Part 1 with the Nikon F100 + Ektar 100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cTwS6wvhcY
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 05:04AM by inb4ElonMusk https://ift.tt/2RP39...
Giant Dog - Big Train
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cwhDDKCWrc
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 05:05AM by Ebelglorg https://ift.tt/2RJwX...
How much is this worth?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP4_FFrDjKM
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 05:06AM by CARS4ever https://ift.tt/2sleG...
Good Grief: The Top-Earning Dead Celebrities Of 2019
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Submitted December 13, 2019 at 05:11AM by CurtisCee https://ift.tt/2LOGO...
Best Indian Commentator - this is nuts
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Submitted December 13, 2019 at 05:12AM by Kubrick_Fan https://ift.tt/34ceJ...
A Mile an Hour - Running a different kind of marathon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvT5XS7j-Dc
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 05:21AM by gv402 https://ift.tt/2rF3P...
It was only up for 10 minutes...
https://youtu.be/RwpBNS9QqTQ
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 05:22AM by _ImperialScout_ https://ift.tt/35hhX...
Python Programming Language Tutorial: Variables
https://youtu.be/gFkrTm2m8mQ
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 05:24AM by herdoor https://ift.tt/2PKju...
Excessive alcohol consumption will make you gain weight while simultaneously making those around you to appear thinner and better looking.
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Submitted December 12, 2019 at 05:30AM by JoeFas https://ift.tt/2tc5x...
Everybody is excited for Keanu Reaves day
We live in a world where people are more excited for John Wick 4 than Matrix 4, they are to be released on same day May 21, 2021.
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 05:30AM by Tommy_siMITAr https://ift.tt/2PFrS...
Ex-teachers could just be referred to as taughters.
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Submitted December 12, 2019 at 05:30AM by warknbark https://ift.tt/359Mz...
knife power session
https://youtu.be/EuNBlbVbDfU
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 01:17AM by clean_Iguess https://ift.tt/2Ef2c...
How Hard Can You Hit a Golf Ball?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT0wx27J9xs
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 01:18AM by tajminshaik https://ift.tt/2LJgz...
ASMR Xenomorph Attack - Rhino Stew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kaffFpSUS0
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 01:21AM by SinusMonstrum https://ift.tt/2PdaE...
Lady cleans her Beemer with a straw broom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOW3OyhwbxY
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 01:23AM by kind2311 https://ift.tt/36uod...
Jesus needs our help! He has lost his custody case for his children and is relocating to be near them while he continues to fight for his children! Please spread awareness of his situation, share this video, and let’s help our Lord and Savior regain custody of his children!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uGi9QwrFR_A&feature=youtu.be
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 01:23AM by hikikitiki https://ift.tt/2RHFA...
The Real Meaning of the $120K Banana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgr2iJ_DTWc
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 01:29AM by NuclearKnives https://ift.tt/2PzUR...
Boredom is Boring.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEiFeeRY2qw&feature=share
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 01:32AM by BandMan69 https://ift.tt/35f5Z...
Talking shit about your co worker
https://youtu.be/3hOUKeLRomo
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 03:08AM by AsfAtl https://ift.tt/36uNm...
Oil drillers breach a salt mine underneath a lake
https://youtu.be/_feWtkSucvE?t=240
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 03:08AM by Bcronic https://ift.tt/2rtlc...
Corporate Song and Dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5fwvYICZvY
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 03:08AM by SYROBONKERS https://ift.tt/34iQd...
'He picked the wrong house': Bodybuilder, 82, fights break-in suspect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYLaobn-YVM
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 03:09AM by Hufe https://ift.tt/2PzWQ...
I asked celebrities to send me self-tapes of them making random noises. Then paired those with musical sounds from children from my local hospice. Put the sounds together, then wrote a piece of music to fit everyone's recordings. It took six months to finish. Will Ferrell and Matthew Rhys start...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ku6mFBF57M
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 03:12AM by loucyuk https://ift.tt/2REDQ...
The last tour group before the eruption of White Island...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Zc3Fyv8SY&t=364s
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 04:41AM by Porirvian2 https://ift.tt/2LGv7...
This YouTube channel for kids is donating 100% of it's ad revenue to kids charities and more, for life! Here's to more channels like it!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=24JVbvgz9gg&t=1s
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 04:50AM by KiguStudios https://ift.tt/2PFoB...
A ridiculously unsafe setting for a music video.
https://youtu.be/0qL6p7nXiwQ
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 04:53AM by -dadderall- https://ift.tt/2rtC6...
Last tour to White Island before the eruption
https://youtu.be/H6Zc3Fyv8SY
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 04:56AM by abrit_abroad https://ift.tt/2RIeX...
Ultimate Turducken
https://youtu.be/XU7LVkDb5LM
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 04:56AM by Fazaman https://ift.tt/38w4q...
Jesus needs our help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGi9QwrFR_A&feature=share
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 04:57AM by VenomStriker5 https://ift.tt/2rtia...
Galaxy rose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iepFWtMf1L0&feature=youtu.be
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 04:59AM by WeBrother https://ift.tt/36lmH...
How do leafcutter ants cut leaves off of trees? #TeamTrees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqdD4lc20Wk
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 05:00AM by FrankGrimesSon https://ift.tt/34dm8...
Someone needs to develop a Fitbit that straps to a cat, then soooo many people will buy this to find out their cats sleeping patterns and REM cycles
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Submitted December 11, 2019 at 05:20AM by ChildishIntellect https://ift.tt/2P86V...
Love is nature’s way of tricking you into breeding.
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Submitted December 11, 2019 at 05:21AM by Sac_fo_dayz https://ift.tt/38sUP...
Sex is an act of stabbing that gives you pleasure.
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Submitted December 11, 2019 at 05:22AM by sn1ped_u https://ift.tt/2YzTZ...
In this day and age, you're probably in a lot of stranger's photos, especially if you travel
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Submitted December 11, 2019 at 05:23AM by MishDougal12 https://ift.tt/38qZ7...
[NSFW] If you tag a post nsfw people are more likely to click on it
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Submitted December 11, 2019 at 05:23AM by Jersuki https://ift.tt/346xF...
If you have a small dog replace a Tootsie Roll with a turd and give it along with other actual Tootsie Rolls to your least favorite person or people.
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Submitted December 11, 2019 at 05:25AM by BacardiPirate https://ift.tt/2LG2s...
We eat food grown on the ground, but throw out any food that touches the ground.
This hit me while chopping up vegetables.
We eat food that grows on the ground. But we also trash any food that touches the ground instead of rewashing it.
People who trash food on the ground, but "forget" to wash their vegetables blow my mind the most. Like pick a stance already.
Submitted December 11, 2019 at 05:26AM by josiahw11 https://ift...
Even if you have friends, family, or a significant other, you will spend most of your life by yourself.
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Submitted December 11, 2019 at 05:26AM by alan_clouse49 https://ift.tt/2EhSW...
Home is where your fart is
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Submitted December 11, 2019 at 05:27AM by MaskaPhobia https://ift.tt/2qH1A...
Calling people normies make you a normie.
Because of calling people normies and all is overused and ''normal'' it's being normie to call people normie, because you do what everyone does
So yeah, you're all a bunch of normies. fuck
Submitted December 11, 2019 at 05:28AM by Lavacobra https://ift.tt/2YzPc...
Having kids is rediscovering how delicious PB&Js are
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Submitted December 11, 2019 at 05:29AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/2PaW6...
The current education system expects you to decide the field you want to work at, for the rest of your life, by the time you still have to put your hand in the air and ask permission to take a leak
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Submitted December 11, 2019 at 05:30AM by Jataki https://ift.tt/36ybu...
Dude creates painting using only his own Bob Ross style afro hair.
https://youtu.be/qMKwdfwK8eI
Submitted December 11, 2019 at 03:07AM by slimjimbean https://ift.tt/349j3...
Scary Anaconda Attacks Fishermen in River of Brazil
https://youtu.be/gpd9IzJmcfQ?t=98
Submitted December 11, 2019 at 03:07AM by Waldonville https://ift.tt/38pOa...
An OSHA official woke up in a cold sweat after they opened this abandoned missle silo.
https://youtu.be/iCPmuA1v8qQ
Submitted December 11, 2019 at 04:36AM by unwiseplatypus https://ift.tt/2t0XI...
Why Joe Rogan Won't Do Hot Ones
https://youtu.be/txhlr7IUVLU
Submitted December 11, 2019 at 04:36AM by jordan3434 https://ift.tt/38sU6...
2 Dudes Who Wear 1 Jacket
https://youtu.be/X6TKbKWzFRc
Submitted December 11, 2019 at 04:39AM by RagingAcid https://ift.tt/2RFol...
Paper Mario had a stronk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWpZI__1Vrc
Submitted December 11, 2019 at 04:47AM by nonanumatic https://ift.tt/2LJJp...
David Parker Ray: The Toy Box Killer (Documentary) [NightDocs] [49:27]
https://youtu.be/nwwhd7VzFLI
Submitted December 11, 2019 at 04:55AM by jpagel https://ift.tt/2PvTi...
"that one guy who voices every trailer" masterpiece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjWKE-IJ4R8
Submitted December 11, 2019 at 05:00AM by Bimtenbo https://ift.tt/2PwS0...