Submitted January 01, 2020 at 04:27AM by Sofargonept2 https://ift.tt/35fy9kU
Quentin Tarantino giving Margot Robbie a twirl.
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 04:27AM by Sofargonept2 https://ift.tt/35fy9kU
Great situational awareness
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 04:45AM by Palifaith https://ift.tt/35fy7JO
Winter in Northern Michigan.
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 04:57AM by Jim-Baggs-SUCKS https://ift.tt/2FcumKS
I watched 129 movies in 2019. Here’s my full list with ratings, stats, and quick thoughts on most of them.
Last year I saw someone post something similar and it inspired me. I made it my New Year’s resolution to track everything I watch in a spreadsheet and keep up with it throughout the whole year. I’m happy to say that I was able to do it!
Disclaimer: My rating system (like every other) is 100% subjective and more of an indication of my enjoyment of a film rather than how I would rate the craft that went into making it. Just keep that in mind before you roast for liking The Last Jedi more than The Force Awakens or for liking Love Actually more than High Life.
Here is the list if that’s all you want to see. Stats are to the right at the top of the sheet: https://drive.google.com/file/d/14SQXDWDa3ibBKRE12gVuVOAK44QDEUfk/view?usp=sharing
Below are some random thoughts and takeaways that doing this brought to my mind.
TLDR, saw some good movies and learned some things along the way. I highly suggest tracking your movies for a year.
First here are some lists because... well... people like lists. See my list for a short thought on each one.
Favorite movies released in 2019 that I’ve seen so far (really great year so it was hard to decide)
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Parasite
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Knives Out
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The Lighthouse
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Marriage Story
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Uncut Gems
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Booksmart
Favorite movies from the past that I saw for the first time this year
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Blindspotting
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Mission Impossible: Fallout
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Nocturnal Animals
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MacGruber
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Snowpiercer
Movies I really liked that didn’t get enough attention
· Brittany Runs a Marathon
· Wild Rose
· Anna and the Apocalypse
· The Dirties
· Luce
Now onto some takeaways I had from tracking my movies…
Doing this taught me a lot about my viewing habits, which I found interesting. As you can see from the stats I included, I do the majority of my movie watching between the months of November-April. I believe this is a combination of winter weather here in New England making you want to stay inside as well as some of the best movies of the year being released in the lead up to awards season.
Another trend I noticed was that I didn’t rate anything lower than a 4. I’ve always been a huge fan of almost all movies and can find even some enjoyment in movies that some people otherwise can’t sit through. That being said, I also tend to have a pretty good radar for telling if I’ll like a movie or not and I can only watch a limited number of movies in my lifetime so I tend to be selective with what I watch at times and skip some movies I think I’ll hate.
The last and definitely most important thing I’ve learned by doing this was the power of expectations. If there’s a movie that I know I want to see, I’ll avoid any of the promotional material ahead of time to help keep my expectations in check. Even though I do that, I still found that expectations played a large role in my overall enjoyment of a movie.
To illustrate this I’ll take two movies that I watched recently and gave the same score of a 6/10, The Wolf of Wall Street and Noelle. I’ve had friends tell me for a while now how good TWOWS is and that I needed to watch it. I even remember when it first came out I never got around to seeing, but everyone I talked to that saw said they absolutely loved it. Once I finally saw it I just was left feeling a bit of “that’s it?”. Don’t get me wrong, I still enjoyed the movie and think that it’s very well made, but I had built up these mental expectations that ultimately took away from my viewing experience.
Conversely, with Noelle, I had seen some not so great reviews and thought it didn’t look all that great so when I put the movie on, it had no unnecessary personal pressure to meet some arbitrary standard. In the end, I was just able to just sit back and enjoy a light hearted and fun movie.
So my biggest takeaway is that moving forward I want to try and approach every film I watch with a blank slate and just let the movie make its impression on me. The more I’m able to rid myself of expectations and preconceived ideas of what a movie has to be, the more I can be emotionally impacted by what a movie actually is.
Thanks for anyone who took the time to read my thoughts. Let me know what your favorite movies were that you saw this year. I’m always looking to hear about new movies or discuss them with others.
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 04:20AM by Tgee913 https://ift.tt/2F6nv5s
What movie can I show to my conservative family/relatives?
Basically this is how it goes. No graphic sex scenes or nudity. Any amount of violence and gore is okay.
I know. Its hypocritical to watch a guy get a knife shoved down his eyeball, but a woman's titty is completely not okay. But then again I have younger cousins at the house, so whatever...
What are some good movies in the last 2 years that I can play?
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 04:36AM by Nostalgicsaiyan https://ift.tt/2ZE1gxn
Anybody find Kubo and the two strings a bit overrated?
The animation is a 10/10 no doubt about that.
However I thought there was way too much going on with the story for the amount of time allocated to the film. It doesn't help that they didn't use any type of exposition at the start of the film to introduce the world and the characters. I am all for this figure it out as you go along type narrative, but it works best with one or two major plot points otherwise it becomes too confusing and it reduces the overall enjoyment of the film.
There were maybe 9-10 big things that needed to be explained throughout the movie, I think only maybe half of them got really any explanation at all and not really satisfactory ones at that.
Still it is a good film and I would recommend seeing it, but masterpiece? nah.
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 04:37AM by Signal_Refuse https://ift.tt/2MI97EU
‘Crank: High Voltage’ 10 Years Later: Director Brian Taylor Reflects on “One of the Weirdest Movies to Get a Wide Release”
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 04:44AM by johnhatesducks https://ift.tt/2rIaRGI
Merkel Vows Germany Will Do 'Everything Humanly Possible' To Fight Climate Change
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 04:44AM by Creasy007 https://ift.tt/2tnkzP6
Kim says North Korea to show 'new strategic weapon' in near future
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 04:47AM by Slats7 https://ift.tt/2MJDkmY
Thousands of Indians ushered in the New Year by demonstrating against a citizenship law despite Prime Minister Narendra Modi’s attempts to dampen protests. Protesters planned a demonstration in the New Delhi neighborhood of Shaheen Bagh, where residents have blocked a major highway for 18 days.
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 05:00AM by DoremusJessup https://ift.tt/37u2Kgn
Our whole city has become a Weihnachtsmarkt (christmas fair)!
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 05:30AM by BeverleyMantinia https://ift.tt/35e1Ent
Is there a differance?
I was always wodering if girls like/prefer a guy whos "alpha" stands out for himself or like a guy that is chill and lets things pass him. Or maybe it dosen't matter at all, I don't know let me hear your opinion.
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 05:21AM by killer201331 https://ift.tt/2MIc34o
Perfectly Timed Australian New Year!
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 04:44AM by Scaulbylausis https://ift.tt/2FaGH22
Liberty of the Seas 2019 Vacation!
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 04:50AM by JgarGaming https://ift.tt/36dRcxz
I wonder if this guy ended up liking Cats.
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 04:53AM by TheForeverAloneOne https://ift.tt/2F8oT7w
Man using a Bidet for the first time
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 04:56AM by tomahawkeer https://ift.tt/35c5WvA
Theo Von Responds To Bobby Lee's Mullet
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 04:56AM by Aneuryzm https://ift.tt/2Fa6wzh
Here's How Awesome Tiny Off-roaders Are - Suzuki Jimny - Let's Drive
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 05:00AM by FrankGrimesSon https://ift.tt/2tnkafz
【Collaboration】International Wrestling Festival 2019 - THE AVENGAYS
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 05:02AM by solidsnake2085 https://ift.tt/2ZHqFX2
Help me stop cyberbullying. Dislike this video.
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 05:03AM by ikbenlynne https://ift.tt/2uaRBCR
Bee pollinating sunflower in a field near my hometown
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 05:04AM by weru20 https://ift.tt/35aSDLS
Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing
Submitted January 01, 2020 at 05:10AM by TheFineMantine https://ift.tt/2MMagLt
NASA image shows enormous, mystery geoglyph of 'marree man' from space (There is now a $5,000 cash reward for anyone who can solve the mystery of its origins)
Submitted December 31, 2019 at 05:09AM by kate500 https://ift.tt/39v1mMm
Iraq condemns US attacks on Iran-backed militia
Submitted December 31, 2019 at 05:13AM by Bortomc https://ift.tt/2tcsQpb
'We are owning you': PM Imran launches health card scheme for transgender community
Submitted December 31, 2019 at 05:13AM by icycheeseballs https://ift.tt/2Qw2dUk
Whoever dubbed Valentine’s Day “Single Person Awareness Day” clearly didn’t think about being alone when the clock hit midnight on New Years Eve
Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:47AM by Chase_R3 https://ift.tt/2MFrKJC
You don’t hear about publicity stunts that go wrong .
Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:47AM by Trajan907 https://ift.tt/2tdCQhY
We randomly chose this location in Earth's orbit around the sun to celebrate our new year, when we may be far from the actual location Earth started this orbit.
Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:48AM by DownWithSpectrum https://ift.tt/2MHx274
December 30th feels more like New Year's Eve than New Year's Eve does.
Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:48AM by ZAN3XT11 https://ift.tt/2MIUnp3
Rain is clouds crying.
Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:49AM by stabbler53 https://ift.tt/36ddxet
The ideology behind a human being a “failure” is incorrect.
This is based on a theory of our body and existence simply being a vehicle for our genes to progress. Everyday we live is essentially a small victory towards success in regards to the advancement of genes. The entire of idea of “failure” is constructed unevenly to support a certain paradigm and segment of the population. Is “failure” real if everything we’ve built is all socially based ? Granted, social construction doesn’t absolve social implication. I don’t want imply that.
Certain behaviors are “wasteful” because of their destructive nature. But as a living human is there really failure if you’re still alive and striving to live ?
Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:50AM by kashiiifuni https://ift.tt/2SHANNQ
Provided everything goes well, there will be photographic evidence of evolution from this last century forward.
Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:50AM by bl8ant https://ift.tt/35b7gyP
Tomorrow, nobody born before 2000 will be a teenager.
Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:51AM by DaleJrFan_62 https://ift.tt/35a3gyj
With a perfectly calibrated laser, you could make your all of your next door neighbor's uncooked popcorn pop, and they would never understand why it happened.
Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:52AM by Happy_Each_Day https://ift.tt/36d5wWS
If your nose was in your anus then most people would kill themselves
Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:53AM by bwishwash https://ift.tt/39tFKzC
Every movie the Internet 'boycotts' makes over a billion dollars.
Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:55AM by TheresOnly1GaryKing https://ift.tt/2sBkWFP
When self-driving cars are a thing, we will get country songs about a guy's truck leaving hin.
Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:55AM by Happy_Each_Day https://ift.tt/2SFslPh
Playing musical chairs as a child was probably the first instance anybody has had that enlightened children into the “kill or be killed” world
Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:55AM by Slxphz https://ift.tt/2ZCy9u8
When we're little, alcohol tastes disgusting and formula tastes great...when we're older, formula is disgusting and alcohol tastes great
Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:56AM by sikki_nixx https://ift.tt/35b8gTB
Before crowbars were invented, crows had to drink at home.
Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:57AM by GameBroYT https://ift.tt/2ZKhHbu
If you punch yourself and it hurts, you're weak, if it doesn't, however, you're still weak. Either way you're stupid for punching yourself.
Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:57AM by VoltPleiar https://ift.tt/2ZCu5dr
When we get full automated cars in the future, people will look back and be amazed that we let people drive their own cars considering the huge amount of deaths by car accidents.
Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:57AM by sebte https://ift.tt/2ZBJFpL
We like some wiggly air more than other wiggly air
(music)
Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:57AM by Connor0319 https://ift.tt/2rFBcoP
Just thought about this
If there aren't any schools there cannot be any school shootings so let's make a petition for demolishing all the schools
Submitted December 31, 2019 at 04:57AM by Serpini https://ift.tt/2rIfrVB
Ousted UK lawmakers blame Labour's response to anti-Semitism
Submitted December 30, 2019 at 05:05AM by sponserus https://ift.tt/2tbCIQ0
Buttigieg critiques Biden’s ‘judgment’ on Iraq War vote
Submitted December 30, 2019 at 05:06AM by pateldiya1306 https://ift.tt/2Q54Hd4
Denied asylum by U.S., migrants return to gang-plagued nations they fear the most
Submitted December 30, 2019 at 05:07AM by sponserus https://ift.tt/359PSKu
If dogs are man's best friend, cats are surely man's best enemy
Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:23AM by raresaturn https://ift.tt/2QuQyVF
Your eyes producing eye dirt in the morning is same as you excreting feces in the night
Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:24AM by QuakerCokes https://ift.tt/2ZzoxAp
The Great Wall isn't visible from space, but the giant hole we made in the Amazon is.
Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:25AM by gthaatar https://ift.tt/37lYQGd
Blood is water but Human-made
Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:26AM by firegaby07 https://ift.tt/3681mQh
Lightbulbs in video games use real electricity
Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:26AM by Potatohead272 https://ift.tt/36a6cMD
Lego sets are three dimensional jigsaw puzzles.
Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:26AM by Animeking1108 https://ift.tt/359OwPU
We never see a blind person’s response to how they know when to stop wiping cause they don’t see us asking the question.
Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:26AM by imthedino https://ift.tt/37i05Gn
You are both at the same time the youngest and oldest you will ever be in your life.
Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:28AM by Jereswagmy https://ift.tt/2F4G3TD
Anytime someone says 'And people wonder why,' chances are no one actually wondered why.
Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:28AM by Dylvision https://ift.tt/2MHXFsS
Just as we can be proud of our humanity, so a pea can be proud of its peaness.
Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:28AM by rubbernipple https://ift.tt/2SBiPfZ
Every year you will live through the future anniversary of your death
Unless of course it’s 29th February
Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:31AM by Pier-Head https://ift.tt/2Q8KymH
The new year party is always unique because you never celebrate the same year transition.
For example, it's unique because you celebrate 2019 to 2020 but you can never celebrate that transition ever again.
Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:32AM by Pakiks https://ift.tt/354FGD1
It’s weird to look up at a huge building and realize a bunch of dudes* just built that for a while of their lives
*dudes as in random people, men and women build things
Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:32AM by peace_makes_plenty_ https://ift.tt/2Q7cKpJ
The reason men have random erections is because a ghost is giving you a blowjob
Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:33AM by 069420 https://ift.tt/2ZK8Rup
A Therizinosaurus is either really good at Yo-yoing or really shit at it
Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:34AM by Salamasterness https://ift.tt/2MEyc3c
A selfie on the toilet is a cryptic clue for 'Igloo'
Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:35AM by Tiddernud https://ift.tt/2F22mt1
There will be a point where the expression ‘there’s always someone worse off than you’ won’t be true. Somewhere there is someone who really is at the bottom of the pile.
Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:35AM by Pier-Head https://ift.tt/2szHk2v
Stressing about hairloss can lead to hairloss.
Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:35AM by Rogue_4TW https://ift.tt/2F2lBTr
If you head far enough north, you’ll eventually start heading south.
Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:35AM by TopazGolem https://ift.tt/2tipD7p
Where you were born is your spawn point
Submitted December 30, 2019 at 04:36AM by KewlSkeleton48 https://ift.tt/2szjZhc
Peruvian government firms up labor laws after McDonald´s deaths
Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:42AM by punishmentbrigade1 https://ift.tt/39hQMbr
'Shocked Every Rioter': Yogi Adityanath Says Every Violent Protester Will Cry
Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:46AM by punishmentbrigade1 https://ift.tt/39ky96z
Sudan and rebels agree plan to end Darfur conflict
Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:48AM by blueinagreenworld https://ift.tt/39oSGH1
You can't describe caramel without using other flavors.
Which pretty much means caramel doesn't exist.
Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:28AM by Investedbutbored https://ift.tt/2MBFTra
Bee pussy is to die for
Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:28AM by Koomba72A https://ift.tt/2F2lXtb
Putting a tree in your house and covering it with lights is a very strange way of celebrating anything.
Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:28AM by allthekos https://ift.tt/36i0ZlW
frostie the wendys ice cream cone the snowman lived on christmas
Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:28AM by Daggerdinger https://ift.tt/39nLoDC
kid rock cowboy babyyy
Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:28AM by Daggerdinger https://ift.tt/2SAnhve
When someone says “Take the how you will,” they usually know that it will be taken poorly
Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:29AM by Scottylad13 https://ift.tt/2QqKr4Q
Law enforcement officers who stop and ticket you forget about the interaction rather quickly, but you’ll likely remember them and that moment for the rest of your life.
Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:29AM by klinsmann45 https://ift.tt/355WdGM
All lights, lamps and torches in video games are actually using real electricity.
Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:30AM by MaxBeckett_ https://ift.tt/2F0DjH5
Necessity is the mother of invention but making money is definitely the father.
Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:31AM by bplturner https://ift.tt/355WjOE
The 's/' would better at the beginning of comments so that they are read in a sarcastic tone.
Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:32AM by cthulhu_reigns https://ift.tt/361kIGB
Makemake pikomin quench a mothy pip enjoy home consoles has been checked
You can enjoy yourself in the wiki page of Google Yahoo and Bing for most of cousins are coming
Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:33AM by theoristcuber https://ift.tt/2F2tqIO
Most people love their dogs but dislike yours
Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:35AM by Dashover https://ift.tt/2F3RDhK
An orgasm is as equally 'useful' to send yourself to sleep, as it is for waking yourself up.
Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:35AM by EuthanizedEjaculate https://ift.tt/2MFFLXI
The plastic revival will happen 300 years from now, when a few plastic luthiers and craftsmen will investigate and try to recreate our current techniques and models.
Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:36AM by ubiquae https://ift.tt/358rfxU
Electricity (and other bills like that) are DLC for your apartment/house
Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:37AM by I-am-Bard https://ift.tt/2MFFGTU
Sunday is technically a week start, not a weekend
Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:39AM by IDontFeelSoG0odStark https://ift.tt/37fEApF
>:( stands both for angry face and two sad faces sharing the same eyes
Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:40AM by joszowski https://ift.tt/366QJ02
The first recipient of an eventually famous award likely couldn’t impress anyone by including it on a resumé.
After an award becomes famous we revere the first winners as the mothers and fathers of greatness in a category, but The first person to win a Nobel Prize or an Oscar probably received a lot of “that’s neat, see ya later” reactions upon telling their friends and family.
Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:40AM by justfrench https://ift.tt/2QmbfCY
your brain automatically translates “wtf” but not “lol”
Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:41AM by marta_noob https://ift.tt/2ZERX08
There's a point where you're too old to play pretend but too young to role play with a girl
Submitted December 29, 2019 at 04:41AM by SurrealSound290902 https://ift.tt/2Qxoj8G
Today I realized JK Wedding Entrance Dance - aka the most joyful video on the internet - is about 750K views from reaching 100 million.
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 04:41AM by erpettie https://ift.tt/2EVubmS
Super sonic hip gyrations
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 04:43AM by fcon201313 https://ift.tt/2EVu9LM
Shaggy: The return Part 2
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 04:47AM by blubblubblubediblub https://ift.tt/2Q3bELO
Vegans: The Epitome of Malnourishment 6
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 04:50AM by BenV94 https://ift.tt/365HEo7
Nerdgasm: This Guy Made Joker, Thor, Rey, Thrall...
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 04:54AM by darko_ufo https://ift.tt/2SzB4SL
Ace High & The Church Band - Westbrook's Jive
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 04:56AM by beneath_the_bottom https://ift.tt/2MynD1V
Taylor Tomlinson On Dating Someone With No Emotional Baggage
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 05:00AM by FrankGrimesSon https://ift.tt/2QnytZH
We're Britain's First Female Rock Band. This is Why You Don't Know Us. | 'Almost Famous' by Op-Docs
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 05:01AM by CHUCKBALLER-WARPAINT https://ift.tt/364A2SX
Toy Car Up the Butt. Jackass: The Movie
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 05:06AM by retrograde_prograde https://ift.tt/2EVzsej
A buddy cop comedy except everything is a food pun
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 05:10AM by Gonzo_99 https://ift.tt/2Q3OlSf
Parents caring for their 40 year old son Despite of their old age
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 05:11AM by mingxingai https://ift.tt/37gz1r8
Lindsay McCutcheon - Fan.tasia
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 05:12AM by chibbisaurus https://ift.tt/39cdsto
Rebuilding An ABANDONED "Pimp My Ride" Minivan In 2 Days
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 05:12AM by Mrhiddenlotus https://ift.tt/3531rn1
A very Russian Christmas
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 05:14AM by DJSourNipples https://ift.tt/2Q4CbIs
SSBU World of Light Nuzlocke #1! First video ever, about me trying to do a Nuzlocke of the World of Light despite not being great at the game.
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 05:16AM by ericbomb https://ift.tt/351FPHq
Stop motion animation commercial for 90s board game
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 05:18AM by The_El_Steve https://ift.tt/355O710
Damn... We do suck at shooting...
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 05:05AM by Pluxar https://ift.tt/2t55jqi
Dudes that are into cars are the male version of horse girls
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 05:16AM by Turtgang42 https://ift.tt/2sfqG8h
Driving through wilderness, B.C
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 05:09AM by AverageJoeLetsGrow https://ift.tt/2SvkGCP
Waiting for a waiter at a restaurant makes you the waiter.
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 05:16AM by g4zelle https://ift.tt/39ceghU
if animals can be ghosts then your toilet is probably haunted
if this is an original thought, murder me in my sleep
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 05:16AM by PowerlineCourier https://ift.tt/34ZDInp
This life is so full of pain and sorrow...honestly, Masochists must be the happiest people ever!
Submitted December 28, 2019 at 05:16AM by Heyxerlas14 https://ift.tt/364edmu
PornHub Statistics | Hannah Witton
Submitted December 27, 2019 at 04:58AM by FuturePage https://ift.tt/360kj7d
Michael Jackson in Moscow -1993
Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:00AM by FrankGrimesSon https://ift.tt/39fU5Qg
Texting Story
Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:03AM by DJ_Colorado https://ift.tt/398I4Mm
These kids got a real life Tardis for Christmas
Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:03AM by SickPuppyLover https://ift.tt/2EWLALW
The World Of Japanese WW2 Reenactments
Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:06AM by Flag-Assault101 https://ift.tt/2ZtFsEh
crabwalker - In a bipedal world, this man dares to crabwalk (comedy sketch)
Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:07AM by DorothysRedShoes https://ift.tt/34YzM6r
Drug addict claims he was abducted by aliens. Why WOULDN’T you believe him??
Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:09AM by RunninWithSizzzurrp https://ift.tt/2rtO6Go
FOLI (there is no movement without rhythm). Witness how the devotion to music seeps into culture and the attitudes of those living within.
Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:10AM by FUUUDGE https://ift.tt/2SrIebJ
Rappin' for Jesus
Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:14AM by kamikazee786 https://ift.tt/37bJzHN
Teenager finds out what happens when you Microwave a glowstick & shake it
Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:18AM by DarkDevildog https://ift.tt/379tX7N
Minecraft - Episode #1 - Depression
Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:20AM by RuffleFire https://ift.tt/2SwW3pp
Hey! That's my baby!
Submitted December 27, 2019 at 04:39AM by TheGodPickle144 https://ift.tt/2ERX6IC
Committing Snowicide
Submitted December 27, 2019 at 04:44AM by 5D_Chessmaster https://ift.tt/350FXXQ
Calmer heads prevail
Submitted December 27, 2019 at 04:45AM by SpecificComedian https://ift.tt/2ETxE5h
Most planets that could produce similar life to us probably wont because they weren’t hit by an asteroid
Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:13AM by jamfam1 https://ift.tt/3767cS6
Biting your cheek while eating has to be similar to what it feels like to be eaten alive.
Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:13AM by McMilto https://ift.tt/3618bmD
There is probably a line in another dimension for being born.
Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:13AM by BeepBeepImASheep98 https://ift.tt/37fUArR
Shen Yun is the herpes of advertising
Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:13AM by rhymeswithdolphins https://ift.tt/39fSLwM
The sound of a heart beat can either be very calming or terrifying depending on the situation.
Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:14AM by PenPall110 https://ift.tt/37fULDx
When you’re moving, you’re leaving home and going home at the same time
Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:14AM by martin_lowry https://ift.tt/34UdNh2
Dying is not recommended for bald people.
Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:14AM by WesleySnape https://ift.tt/2sel8ef
Gloves are hand condoms
Submitted December 27, 2019 at 05:15AM by michaelveyrocks https://ift.tt/2MsWMUM
Martin Luther King Where do we go from Here
Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:19AM by Bilb0 https://ift.tt/2MvAVvX
Merry Christmas Russian Style
Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:20AM by spcapsule https://ift.tt/2EREHvl
This Man Spreads So Much Joy Every Day At A Madison WI Hotel!
Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:21AM by Jhahoua https://ift.tt/2ZnZQ9W
Pretty people are described with temperature, ugly people are described with objects
Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:09AM by Raynefakl https://ift.tt/2Ss1VR0
Pizza is always good. But there’s a difference between pizza and good pizza.
Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:10AM by The_LePoidevin https://ift.tt/35YrBZ8
Over 100 years and still no sign of an 'on/off' button on the household iron.
Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:10AM by edgarfutz https://ift.tt/2Zq2s76
You can control the temperature of your breath.
Ice cool blow or hot dragon.
Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:11AM by Mugulous https://ift.tt/2MrsjX8
Not to offend anyone but...
Being straight is the most popular fetish, and being gay is the most diverse and controversial one.
Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:11AM by RetardBoiDj https://ift.tt/34ZmiYa
If you randomly tell someone that they are overly aggressive, their response will probably be overly aggressive.
Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:11AM by Keanu_leaves9 https://ift.tt/2t1Ehjz
Just realized we have our own little economy. We can give golds that give money to others and stuff. Of course it's always being drained because of silvers but hey the big guys need to make money too.
Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:11AM by malama2 https://ift.tt/2PU3gyb
If you use your refrigerator to defrost a frozen item, it becomes both a chiller and a warmer
Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:12AM by filthy_lucre https://ift.tt/35ShS6J
Showers could be way more efficient.
If they were designed more like a car wash or something. 2 minutes for like, suds, rinse, polish and wax type of deal.
But I'm glad they're not.
Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:14AM by VDCLXXVIII https://ift.tt/35VhEf2
One day google might know enough about the world to recreate the world virtually.
Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:15AM by alphapho3niX https://ift.tt/2EU6cEI
At all times some dog is barking and someone is telling it to shut up.
Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:15AM by SystemicStoner420 https://ift.tt/2ERranN
Santa has got to be the biggest stalker on Earth
Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:15AM by UndeadGamez https://ift.tt/2EP0qnT
Candles create flavored air
Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:17AM by itsrekttt https://ift.tt/34WcFcP
To Santa's kids Christmas is a lie because there parents bring them gifts. Or have they never even seen him...
Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:18AM by YaBoyKermie https://ift.tt/34XCJnY
Mmmmm ginger cock yummy mmmmm
Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:18AM by Mangorumble https://ift.tt/2PTC0Qe
A clock is the only place where 12 comes before 1.
Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:18AM by djh5658 https://ift.tt/39aHuhb
Major events like Christmas and Thanksgiving must be a nightmare for turkeys
Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:20AM by Slifer7984 https://ift.tt/2Zmo7gy
Santa is from Africa because we are the only ones who feed him.
Mrs Clause doesn’t do crap.
Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:20AM by yoboiaman360 https://ift.tt/2EUCVK8
People in eastern europe generally drink more vodka cause they only have one 4:20 on the digital clocks
Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:20AM by Tier161 https://ift.tt/37atWk1
Taylor Swift is the biggest poo star still at 30, and started as a country singer... In 2019. Weird timeline
Submitted December 26, 2019 at 05:21AM by TruthOrTroll42 https://ift.tt/360JO8w
Craft beer went bitter (ipa), then sour. Next we'll get salty or sweet craft beer.
Submitted December 25, 2019 at 05:18AM by sonic_tower https://ift.tt/378eV29
Cuddling while sleeping is wireless charging.
Submitted December 25, 2019 at 05:18AM by fuckyeah321 https://ift.tt/39diKor
Based on the sound of the shake, Legos are the easiest presents to distinguish when wrapped.
Submitted December 25, 2019 at 05:19AM by a_burnt_icecube https://ift.tt/34TfVWf
Scarlet Johansen is also Asian in all of the Marvel movies since Russia is technically part of Asia.
Submitted December 25, 2019 at 05:20AM by BillDino https://ift.tt/377sEWO
If every toy in the Toy Story universe starts out not realizing what they are, at some point Woody probably tried to shoot a bunch of other toys.
Submitted December 25, 2019 at 05:22AM by han_brolo__ https://ift.tt/37aXxdb
You only appreciate having an open nose when your nose is blocked.
Submitted December 25, 2019 at 05:24AM by yourlocalcuck69 https://ift.tt/2ZlXVCG
Phone accessories are probably being made wireless so there’s no plugins blocking the microphone, effectively making it easier for Big Brother to record us.
Submitted December 25, 2019 at 05:24AM by NerdismOfficial https://ift.tt/34SwcLk
The saying 'There are plenty of fish in the sea' will likely not be relevant in the (near) future because of overfishing
Submitted December 25, 2019 at 05:25AM by GreyHunter21 https://ift.tt/2PSuntw
If english people say bruv instead of bruh why don't they say bruvver instead if brother
Submitted December 25, 2019 at 05:25AM by kalookoo https://ift.tt/37aXwWF
Bon appetit is a good thing but boner petit is bad.
Submitted December 25, 2019 at 05:25AM by danglore https://ift.tt/399lbbz
For most of human history, we have lived with solar energy, but only now we start to care about this.
Submitted December 25, 2019 at 05:25AM by BeingAcidwithYOU45 https://ift.tt/35WWgGj
Dads only tell us to go to sleep because it’s “late” it’s only because they’re tired
Submitted December 25, 2019 at 05:25AM by dobbi32 https://ift.tt/2ESycIE
THEC64 It's Here!!! Comparison with Original Commodore 64
Submitted December 25, 2019 at 04:57AM by Antichrist_GP https://ift.tt/35WTmkT
Russia: Police Round Up Migrant Workers. Racial Profiling, Beatings in Detention.
Submitted December 25, 2019 at 04:56AM by pantangeli https://ift.tt/34WP1wG
China denies forced labour accusations after plea found in Christmas card
Submitted December 25, 2019 at 05:02AM by vannybros https://ift.tt/2SmrUcf
Nuclear test or a beautiful vase: What is North Korean leader Kim Jong-un's 'Christmas gift' for Donald Trump?
Submitted December 25, 2019 at 05:13AM by thechronicposterman https://ift.tt/2Mo7Z8X
Clashes at Christmas Eve protests in Hong Kong: Even though this is a very joyful event and holiday for us, some [protesters] are in jail... we should remind others that our fight has not ended yet
Submitted December 25, 2019 at 05:14AM by cc_hk https://ift.tt/2ZnmVcW
United Nations declares International Decade of Indigenous Languages
Submitted December 25, 2019 at 05:17AM by vannybros https://ift.tt/37cTqxj
Folding Ideas- Cats: an existential nightmare
Submitted December 25, 2019 at 04:36AM by scoutwags https://ift.tt/2tKdMzf
The Irishman De-Aging done right (By a youtuber)
Submitted December 25, 2019 at 04:41AM by GLITCHEDMATRIX https://ift.tt/379ccoW
Question about Waves (SPOILERS)
I saw Waves a few weeks ago and had a question regarding Catherine being Tyler and and Emily's stepmother. I showed up to the movie a few minutes late and had to go to the bathroom right before the abortion clinic scene. Is it ever established that Catherine is only their stepmother before Tyler storms out of the house and exclaims, "You're not my real mom!"? That moment hit me like a ton of bricks and felt so powerful, and also a huge revelation that adds so much more context to the family's relationship. However, I wondered if it was established earlier, because if it was, I feel like it would diminish the impact of that scene.
Terrific movie, though. One of the best of the year already filled with excellent films.
Submitted December 25, 2019 at 04:52AM by The_Snenchman https://ift.tt/2sWYXJo
Movies of 2019- REWIND MASHUP by Nathan Zed
Submitted December 25, 2019 at 04:59AM by batbou https://ift.tt/2ER0qDH
A Drunk Review of The Exorcist (NSFW: Graphic Language, Graphic Violence)
My Special Fx guy is a really good friend of mine who moved to L.A. and within 2 months got a solid job working in TV. He's hilarious, not very articulate, but know A LOT about movies. Anytime he is in town visiting family, I get him really drunk and make him do a movie review.
The link below is the result.
Submitted December 25, 2019 at 05:01AM by Keithist https://ift.tt/2sYLPn1
Nobody can ever actually believe they have an insane mind since sane people are aware of their stable mindset and insane people have no capability to recognize their own insanity.
Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:18AM by BankruptPositivity https://ift.tt/2ZiU0qk
It depends on the animal...
When you're in the dog house, it is a totally different place than the cathouse.
Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:19AM by Travelbug31 https://ift.tt/2t1XL7p
You are always hovering and lack the ability to touch anything
The electrons around atoms in your body prevent your skin from touching any object including clothing, the ground, etc.
Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:19AM by NoOneKnows1425 https://ift.tt/35PG2ik
The events of your past, present, and future unfold simultaneously.
Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:19AM by M3TALxSLUG https://ift.tt/373alSH
M. Night Shyamalan films are the single-use plastic items of the cinema world.
Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:21AM by Pelirrojo13 https://ift.tt/395lhkA
Water is a drink where the flavor is it’s it’s temperature.
Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:21AM by beaStBoy010808 https://ift.tt/2Q7KQbW
With each successive generation, a given person’s genes have a better and better chance of never dying out.
Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:21AM by jyonatan https://ift.tt/2sj6nXt
In 2020 Climate Science Needs To Hit The Reset Button
Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:02AM by LackmustestTester https://ift.tt/2s64yNC
Argentina: thousands protest in Mendoza wine region over axed water protections | World news
Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:02AM by Person21323231213242 https://ift.tt/2sfhoci
4 quakes strike within 4 hours off Vancouver Island, no damage or injuries
Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:06AM by melfredolf https://ift.tt/2ELQnzP
'Out of control': Volunteer firefighters demand income support, equipment | The president of the body representing thousands of volunteer firefighters is demanding immediate income support and masks for firefighters, warning the situation is now "out of control".
Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:17AM by stackhat47 https://ift.tt/2QdNfSv
Happy Holidays from the Baileys! Check out the brilliant screenwriting in Frank Capra's timeless classic: It's a Wonderful Life.
Submitted December 24, 2019 at 04:48AM by dtothelee https://ift.tt/2ZkzRjM
Which actors would you like to see in John Wick 4?
So at the end of John Wick 3, it is heavily implied that John and the Bowery King will be taking on the High Table.
This had me thinking about what they could do with the next film. Perhaps the High Table has their most elite assassins/agents reserved for their own protection. Maybe they could place John in situations in which he has to contend with different specialists. For example, a marksman, a swordsman, and some hand-to-hand specialists.
Here's who I'd love to see:
Iko Uwais - The Raid, The Night Comes for Us, Mile 22
- Wouldn't be the first time they brought in actors from The Raid films to fight John. The two guys he fought before Zero at the end of JW3 were both villains in the original Raid movies (Yayan Ruhian and Cecep Arif Rahman).
- Uwais also coordinates his own fight scenes with his stunt crew so it would be great to see his experience alongside the directors' and a fight between him and Keanu would be awesome to watch. It would test John Wicks reflexes against a fast, agile opponent.
- If you're still not convinced, watch this fight scene from The Raid 2.
Frank Grillo - The Purge: Anarchy, Captain America: Civil War, Kingdom (TV Series)
- Grillo is quite an experienced mixed martial artist in real life, so a fight between his character and John Wick would mix a lot of striking and ground game and would be quite different from Uwais.
- I also feel like he has very few on-screen appearances that do him justice. There isn't really a definitive "Frank Grillo fight scene" and an appearance in JW4 would be amazing to watch.
- Admittedly I'm a little biased because I met him at a Comic-Con event for Captain America Winter Soldier and he seemed like the coolest, most humble dude (that could kick anyone's ass) ever.
Hiroyuki Sanada - The Last Samurai, The Wolverine, Rush Hour 3
- This one is probably a little too out there but imagine Sanada crossing blades with Keanu Reeves.
- I know we just had a sword fight with Zero in JW3 but he was very eccentric and excited to be there; imagine a much more serious, no-nonsense opponent. An aging samurai-like warrior with several years (and several kills) under his belt. That would make for an awesome fight.
I'm not sure who I'd cast as the marksman character. Perhaps Ryan Phillippe or Josh Stewart from the "Shooter" TV Series. Maybe you guys have better ideas.
Obviously, this is all just a wishlist. Who would you like to see?
Submitted December 24, 2019 at 04:50AM by imperialtrace https://ift.tt/2EPM1I1
What’s a critically disliked movie you think is great?
I just saw Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker recently and was blown away. The movie was amazing and a nearly perfect finale to the Skywalker saga. I would give it a solid 9/10. (Please watch it if you haven’t seen it yet) However on rotten tomatoes it currently has a 56% “Rotten” approval rating which is absolutely unbelievable. The movie should at least have a “Fresh” rating even if it did have some flaws in it. What is your example.
Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:09AM by Antman269 https://ift.tt/2sf6Olx
What will be the highest grossing movie of 2020?
I was looking at the movie slate for next year, and while there's a lot of interesting movies coming out, there's no obvious heavy hitters with the lack of Star Wars and a hotly anticipated Marvel movie. So I think there's a few candidates for what could end up being the highest grossing movie:
- Onward
- Mulan
- No Time To Die
- Black Widow
- Fast & Furious 9
- Wonder Woman 1984
- Soul
- Top Gun: Maverick
- Tenet
There's probably some others I've missed as well. My guess right now is Wonder Woman 1984.
Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:10AM by jrainiersea https://ift.tt/2PPykyY
I won't see it but it sounds monumentally bad and insane
Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:17AM by Don_Obi_Wan https://ift.tt/2MmK0r1
Cats Trailer review reupload
Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:19AM by Blackulus https://ift.tt/2QcsdUA
Any interesting/funny youtube channels?
May I ask for any interesting or funny youtube channels which make quality content? :D It can be about science,games,real life stuffs, anything. I would like to find new ones for entertainment. Thank you for your time! :)
Submitted December 24, 2019 at 04:52AM by Aldway13 https://ift.tt/35TGhIW
Is it weird/creepy that most times i use hugs as an excuse to press my boobs against the boobs of other women for a couple seconds? I dont even hug men.
Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:02AM by Alexander_dgreat https://ift.tt/2sfgBbk
When’s the best time to drink coffee (decaf)?
Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:02AM by O006 https://ift.tt/2Zkzu8S
Problem with ceiling fan and shop (am I getting scammed?), need help!
So the ceiling fan that comes with a light, which I'd bought a few months ago had stopped responding to the remote, despite our changing to new batteries.
The fan also didn't make a beeping sound when you clicked on the main switch, like it usually does although the light comes on (can't get the fan to start without the remote though).
When we called the shop (it's covered under warranty for 12 months), their guy came over when I wasn't around and told my wife that it was due to... the batteries?
The remote uses standard AAA batteries, and we didn't get any super special brand or anything like that. Just standard Energizers.
He told my wife not to use so-called "good brands" (the remote came with generic, no-name batteries).
Anyhow, I thought that sounded fishy, but the remote seemed to work again, so I brushed it aside. Fast forward a month, and it started happening again.
So we switched to the Energizer batteries we had laying around, and it started working again for about a week or two, and then the same problem occurred.
Called up the shop. They'll be sending over the guy again, but he'd spoken with my wife and again mentioned the batteries.
Is there any merit to his claim? Or do you think they're trying to run out the clock so they won't have to service it anymore? Also, if anybody knows a possible fix, please let me know!
TL;DR Possibly bought a faulty ceiling fan from a shop that I suspect is trying to run out the clock on the warranty with short-term "fixes" so they won't have to change the unit.
Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:06AM by OneWeirdDudeMan https://ift.tt/2EJWDYZ
Question about gender being a social construct
Not being prejudiced(or at least trying not to be).I just can’t seem to understand why a lot of people consider gender as a social construct,considering that it is a biological category for an overwhelming number of species of organisms on this planet.I understand there is something called body dysphoria,but given that the use of term gender has overwhelmingly been used for classification of biological,physiological and psychological differences between different...well,genders of a single organism.I am not looking to incite some divisive argument,just would like some enlightenment on the matter.
Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:08AM by lil_stink https://ift.tt/2tMdBng
(Serious) What's your advise for getting out of a grrouphome quick and fast when you dont wanna be in one?
Submitted December 24, 2019 at 05:13AM by Yeetbihh https://ift.tt/2Zj5MAW
Because Star Wars is simply in a different galaxy, that’s just really far away, it’s weird that not one X-Wing showed up in colonial times or something long ago by accident.
Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:05AM by SummerSausage05 https://ift.tt/2QeWqCt
December 31st is the only day that you can guess a person’s exact age by the year that they were born.
Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:05AM by Cl4y_89 https://ift.tt/2sfElvM
There is a whole race of Mandalorian, but only one with the nickname Mando
Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:05AM by thoughtrhino372 https://ift.tt/2EJcJBZ
Showerthoughts will not exist
One day in the future, this thread will be defunct because every possible showerthought that could exist will have been thought of and expressed here.......
Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:05AM by Platelicker1978 https://ift.tt/2sQ4eCD
To the people who believe in Santa, every year they become a victim of a Home Invasion
Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:06AM by En3my_T4ll0n https://ift.tt/2SiGiCz
Your great great great great great great grandpa pulling out could be the reason we don't have a cure to cancer today.
Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:06AM by AH50 https://ift.tt/2POJXWR
At some point in the last few years medical commercials switched from speed reading through the side effects to saying then in a calm, soothing voice.
Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:06AM by ilovethemonkeyface https://ift.tt/34PIDY0
Items being sold are either on sale or for sale.
Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:06AM by Calwhovian https://ift.tt/34Q0YEi
The anti-plastic grocery bag movement must be heavily supported by companies that make small trash bags
Imagine how much of a company like Glad's market share in small size trash bags is taken up by the fact that we all keep dozens of leftover plastic grocery bags in our pantries or kitchen cabinets? Bet they'd lobby hard for bans on plastic shopping bags.
Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:06AM by theaman1515 https://ift.tt/34T8ApX
Everybody has the power of regeneration but just really slow
Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:07AM by Cosmic_Ketsile https://ift.tt/2s0Ke01
Jeff Bezos is the modern Santa Clause and Amazon warehouse workers are his elves.
Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:07AM by ohgodthelightitburns https://ift.tt/371wUHm
Syrian State Media Says Explosions Heard in Damascus, Air Defence Systems Repelled Missile Attack
Submitted December 23, 2019 at 04:56AM by Brarticus https://ift.tt/2QeX4Qp
Messaging app ToTok is reportedly a spying tool for the UAE - It's no secret that some messaging apps are favored by authoritarians, but one app may be explicitly designed with spying in mind.
Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:02AM by madam1 https://ift.tt/2MkvEaw
Josh Quigley, 27, attempting to ride around world, badly injured after being knocked off bike in Texas. "I don't remember much about it but I've been told by the police that I was struck from behind by a vehicle driving at 70mph." He has cycled about 14,000 miles since he left Scotland in April.
Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:05AM by Molire https://ift.tt/34REcff
Tesco shuts down production at China factory amid claims Christmas cards ‘packed by prison slaves’
Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:06AM by huuunu https://ift.tt/2POYEJN
Macron waives presidential pension amid Christmas strike chaos
Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:16AM by sponserus https://ift.tt/2QaLmGb
Turkey cannot handle a fresh wave of migrants from Syria, President Tayyip Erdogan said on Sunday, warning that European countries will feel the impact of such an influx if violence in Syria’s northwest is not stopped.
Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:20AM by madam1 https://ift.tt/36YiEza
Come to Daddy Trailer
Submitted December 23, 2019 at 04:26AM by vxappeus https://ift.tt/2ZeECLE
Funniest Movie of All Time?
I’m interested in hearing some thoughts on this. I’d argue it has to be funny from start to finish, not just one good scene in an otherwise non-comedic movie.
For me, Top Secret is the champion. I laugh from the opening right until the very end. While not entirely slapstick, There’s Something About Mary is a contender, along with The Heartbreak Kid. The Naked Gun rounds out my top three, especially the fire/balcony/statue bj scene.
I love to laugh, especially if it causes trouble breathing and tears. I haven’t had a hyperventilating laugh in several months, so I’d like to hear some opinions here.
Submitted December 23, 2019 at 04:28AM by JasChew6113 https://ift.tt/35QaAjM
When a $176MM estimated opening weekend feels like a disappointment.
Submitted December 23, 2019 at 04:41AM by infinit9 https://ift.tt/2POjucg
What book emotionally broke you down?
Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:02AM by how-do-i-do-dis https://ift.tt/2PRrhpH
Parents of reddit
How did you find out you child had lost their virginity?
Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:09AM by jimbowgaming https://ift.tt/2PLgY6i
Is a 3 metre phone cable a shit secret santa?
I got a guy in my works secret Santa who I don't know at all but he's the same age as me (18)
I had no idea what to get him with a budget of £10 so I just got a 3 metre charging cable for his phone, I got one a while back and I found it really useful so I went with i, but now I can't make up my mind over whether it's boring or not. Before I take it in, If you got a 3 metre cable for your phone as a secret santa would you be cool with it or have no clue what Santa was thinking?
Submitted December 23, 2019 at 05:12AM by ChiefLazarus86 https://ift.tt/2tEkUgx
Is is considered offensive to give a child a name of Hebrew decent if you are not of Jewish faith?
I’m pregnant and found a name I like but a friend of mine said it’s rude to give your child a Hebrew name if you are not Jewish. I’m not sure this is true but it got me wondering...
Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:22AM by Toronto_07 https://ift.tt/2PKPWMi
When I was a kid, sometimes when watching tv or playing videogames, I felt my surroundings moving fast, like when people talked I could barely understand, also my ear began to ring and I felt sick, desperate for it to end. I never found an answer for that, anyone with similar experience here?
Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:25AM by anonfjr https://ift.tt/371e6Ia
Is there any youtube channel where I can find enigmatic / incomprehensible short animation videos ?
Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:28AM by Onamaewa30 https://ift.tt/2PNyFlC
Baby Yoda is 50 years old meaning there is a probably cuter Yoda out in the universe somewhere.
Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:05AM by astrocomputer https://ift.tt/2sWr635
Whoever created the idea of "if you blow into a dandelion it grants a wish" must've hated everyone.
Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:09AM by chemistar_666 https://ift.tt/2sUK7mQ
Boys hurt girls, and think it to be funny, until they are grown men, comforting their daughters. Then it's not funny anymore.
Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:10AM by xxXMrDarknessXxx https://ift.tt/2sa7Gb8
Elephants are probably insecure about their trunk size.
Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:11AM by CumDogMillionare93 https://ift.tt/2Sikzui
Amazon boxes have replaced gift wrapping paper
Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:12AM by DruncleBuck https://ift.tt/2tHdl94
If someone is crying in public then he/she is probably a really confident and strong person
Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:12AM by ietsietsiets https://ift.tt/2SgAfOT
One art critic is the reason why thousands of people died
Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:14AM by Koolsman https://ift.tt/2MkaCIZ
Someone at some point in time probably choked on their food laughing at a joke, meaning they literally died of laughter.
Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:15AM by Mr_Mustacchi https://ift.tt/2Zo0Eff
in the future, there'll be rich people that was born in mars paying to visit earth
Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:16AM by ara_bella_ https://ift.tt/2Qc97h1
You've probably walked by someone in the streets who thought you were hot
Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:16AM by im_reallysad https://ift.tt/2rYB2t3
Hanging the washing thoughts are superior
Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:16AM by socksnsandlesfortheW https://ift.tt/2SeFsXm
Sea salt comes from the sea, table salt from the table.
Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:18AM by Squidgeitdobbs https://ift.tt/2MkaIQR
Schools technically can’t be blamed with the mental illnesses of students. They gave them knowledge and knowledge scars the mind in ways we don’t understand yet
Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:18AM by Hunter_michelle https://ift.tt/2SeopEH
Having the ability to correct all your previous mistakes would make you somewhat of a completionist. You 100% life with the cost of losing the fun
Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:21AM by malama2 https://ift.tt/35WUsNL
The human brain is an infinitely expandable hard drive.
Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:21AM by xxXMrDarknessXxx https://ift.tt/2SgDyWk
Cat fights do make a lot more sense once you realize they are holding invisible light sabers.
Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:23AM by VerbotenPublish https://ift.tt/2tH4kgc
In the future when sentiant Androids are a thing the guys dressed like robots on the boardwalks will be seen as Android face, like black face.
Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:23AM by DeadbeatMind https://ift.tt/2PMtoe9
The 1920s are known as the Roaring twenties. Ag this rate, the 2020s will be known as the warming 20s.
Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:24AM by thatRandomPersonYa https://ift.tt/2PKOQ38
Movies like to emphasize how there will always be a white, sunny Christmas, but when Christmas comes it’s cloudy and dry
Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:24AM by QuestForDestiny https://ift.tt/2Zb16xa
Somebody out there is the nicest person on the entire planet and they don't even know it
Submitted December 22, 2019 at 05:26AM by Youonkazoo21 https://ift.tt/2SmT56G
Jimmy Fallon names his top 5 favourite comedy films of all time
Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:56AM by pioneertomatoes https://ift.tt/35JlsQH
Kyoto Animation President Hideaki Hatta gives first in-depth interview since July attack (also includes interviews with Kyoani’s lawyer and the arsonist’s neighbor)
Submitted December 21, 2019 at 05:18AM by thecalimaki https://ift.tt/34FSTCk
The cat from "The cat in the hat" could've come from the "Cats" universe...
Has anyone thought that the cat from "The cat in the hat" could have possibly came from the new movie "Cats" universe, they're magic after all.
Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:47AM by DoctorDib https://ift.tt/2ED8CXZ
Many can point out when something smells funny, but few can tell when something smells serious.
Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:47AM by JupeyD https://ift.tt/2tzxKg4
The gas mask was invented way before muskets and chemical weapons
Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:48AM by MrDuckityDuck https://ift.tt/2SfhICk
If the star wars universe took into consideration the impossibility of explosions in space because of the lack of oxygen then the battles would probably turn out pretty different
Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:51AM by acadenac https://ift.tt/35IqhJL
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left, so if you’re always right, you might find yourself going in circles.
Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:52AM by todayicommented https://ift.tt/2MfKC1y
Standing near someone who vapes really makes you aware of how much air you breathe directly from other people's mouths
Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:52AM by convexoz https://ift.tt/35U7gV7
When Jedi do sign language, they will probably kill the other person talking.
Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:53AM by Captain_Stottlemeyer https://ift.tt/35JkjIT
There’s a chance we never actually do anything, and our brains just generate the memory of having done something.
Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:53AM by doxzer52 https://ift.tt/2Q4VWP7
Most public doorknobs have more human touch then the average human.
Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:53AM by dragarowen https://ift.tt/2EDBi34
Every single new person you come across is someone your brain could have never imagined before seeing them
Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:54AM by iNarrr https://ift.tt/2ZbcAAF
Liam Neeson has been trying to rebrand himself as a tough guy for a long time now but it's just not working.
Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:55AM by demetrios3 https://ift.tt/2PGgmyO
The larger the cup is that your drink it from, the better water tastes...
Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:55AM by chingus-chungu-ultra https://ift.tt/2ZlcIxP
The only job you can drink on is alcohol tasting
Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:56AM by XxHughJanusxX https://ift.tt/36Qcjpo
Sadness depicts the absence of Happiness. Cold depicts the absence of Heat.
Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:56AM by Amin0Kuma https://ift.tt/2retuln
The "boom" you hear in your eardrums when you put in eyedrops must be deafening in your skull, and can't be unheard once you notice it.
Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:56AM by DaddyDoLittle https://ift.tt/2EGlsVu
You will never be able to draw 2 parallel lines without a machine!
Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:56AM by skorpandrija007 https://ift.tt/2rjUwYM
Although just about anybody can do a Kermit the Frog impression, we would totally know if it wasn't the real Kermit.
Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:57AM by blockman2803 https://ift.tt/2Q7LOVJ
We have small hairs on top of our eyes
Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:57AM by Josh-0 https://ift.tt/2Z9KENH
When you see and interact with people you know in your dreams, a part of you is directed towards making them speak and move in a way you are familiar with. Your friends and family are merely puppets for your brain to play with.
Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:57AM by Darth-Shada https://ift.tt/2Q7LNRF
Looking at a mirror is looking at a horizontal flip of your face.
Submitted December 21, 2019 at 04:58AM by lopezjessy https://ift.tt/2MddJ5u
Carbonated milk
Submitted December 21, 2019 at 05:18AM by G4L4CT1C4 https://ift.tt/35Nd9TG
Cats reviews are hilarious!
Cats a “Cat-tastrophe” “this is a giant litter box of a movie, filled to the brim with turds.” Is anyone else having way too much fun reading all the Cats reviews? These reviews make for the most hilarious and entertaining reading. Go on Flixster and cozy up with a cup of milk and just lap it up....the reviews I mean lol
Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:25AM by DynastyFan85 https://ift.tt/2Z8MhLG
Is there a key-logger that tracks pauses between key presses?
I'm trying to make a auto-hot-key script to do something for me but I need to know what keys I pressed and the delays between each key-press to the millisecond. does anyone know and key-logger software that has this feature?
Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:29AM by derpy_donut https://ift.tt/35GPS63
For people who have superhuman speed and reflexes, the people in the Matrix are really bad shots
Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:07AM by dacabbagem https://ift.tt/2PI71qx
Hopefully one day we will have David Attenborough narrating documentaries of other species on different planets.
Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:07AM by sgjg https://ift.tt/34Dc2EP
If taken literal, being burned alive must be fun as hell.
Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:08AM by Trippy__Ferret https://ift.tt/35DmSfu
smelly women need loving too
Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:09AM by hjh12221 https://ift.tt/36Tm1Hw
Vidoe games tend to improve with sequels whereas movies tend to worsen.
Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:09AM by PeculiarPete https://ift.tt/2McpHMM
As you get older, socks and underwear are GREAT to receive as a gift, but they're a CRAPPY gift when you have to buy them for yourself.
Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:10AM by PutterPlace https://ift.tt/2EDBjnY
If all snowflakes have a different pattern, there might be a snowflake with shrek on it.
Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:10AM by GoonyToons0 https://ift.tt/2EA5LPR
Somebody died of an illness the same day the cure was discovered
Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:13AM by mr_streebs https://ift.tt/2Ma9F5R
We don’t know what kind of tree #TeamTrees is planting in our soil. Could be the wrong kind of tree...
Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:13AM by M_achetez https://ift.tt/35Hv7qJ
Since schools don’t teach cursive anymore, it’s going to be really easy to forge signatures in the future.
Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:14AM by BenRS7 https://ift.tt/2s5Rx6n
Some people could be seeing reflective and not even know it.
Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:14AM by o5go5g https://ift.tt/34ApwkB
Yuo cna prbolbay raed tihs. Is't rlaely wreid.
Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:14AM by slurponaut https://ift.tt/2PYDMOY
Billie Eilish would have a better chance of seducing your dad if she knew who Van Halen is.
Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:15AM by samnoack https://ift.tt/2rf5ChE
Home Alone is a guide to torturing criminals.
Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:15AM by bigcat715 https://ift.tt/2Q2FKOb
We all started out as assholes
That’s a fact; our digestive systems are the first things to develop.
Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:16AM by UltraCheesecake77 https://ift.tt/36Sb6xR
There might be a planet with beings that communicate solely via Smooth Jazz.
Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:17AM by Captain_Clark https://ift.tt/2s3oOPL
The pain of birth with current medicine is exaggerated to justify termination of pregnancies.
Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:17AM by BasicRedditor1997 https://ift.tt/34FkPWS
People with just half a brain functioning relatively normal, just further proves we're barely making use of our true potential.
Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:17AM by Setflus-YYZT https://ift.tt/38UpWFX
Probably one of the biggest technological shifts in the 2000s that nobody talks about is the shift from wooden pencils to mechanical pencils.
Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:17AM by BorezU https://ift.tt/2PEo5NR
Soon swipe your card will be obsolete. It will be insert your card or tap your card.
Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:18AM by the_occasional_post https://ift.tt/2Q6N5fR
Level 99 Final Fantasy playlist
Submitted December 20, 2019 at 05:07AM by AmiablePariah https://ift.tt/35HrZuS
Adam Sandler & Kevin Garnett Break Down The Importance Of Basketball in 'Uncut Gems' & Their Lives
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 04:35AM by wilhelmAHHH https://ift.tt/2Sd3TUS
The most underrated scene from Deadpool 2 IMO
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 04:42AM by VenomJBS https://ift.tt/392gaSm
Extreme cheapskates woman crafts makeshift bidet
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 04:43AM by scaleyjeff https://ift.tt/38TGD4v
Weird Video Collage
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 04:44AM by TheNuklearAge https://ift.tt/2EIWGnX
Excellent advice for why you shouldn't punch someone in the face by Master Wong [1.04]
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 04:46AM by Glarseceiling https://ift.tt/34DBjia
Now this is America
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 04:49AM by tyceratops https://ift.tt/2PB3avm
Take your girlfriend to work day
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 04:49AM by ErgoNonSim https://ift.tt/2Eyy7Kc
If you're happy and you know it
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 04:51AM by Liverman102 https://ift.tt/36SV5rF
The Sopranos - HEARD WHAT ABOUT VITO?
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 04:52AM by lanismycousin https://ift.tt/2Q2rftF
The TV you can only hear by screaming
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 04:52AM by techitapart https://ift.tt/35BhU2L
Save lives USE CUPS!
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 04:54AM by ass_pineapples https://ift.tt/35B32l3
Chris Stuckmann reviews 12 Years A Slave
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 05:00AM by nicodcred https://ift.tt/2S4ZPGo
letting someone use your phone
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 05:00AM by FrankGrimesSon https://ift.tt/2sG0JP3
When was gambling first invented?
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 05:00AM by c0sminX https://ift.tt/2PEgdw1
Pity I Don't Have Perfect Pitch Too (Official Trailer) - A parody of the Pitch Perfect movies
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 05:07AM by calebvetter https://ift.tt/2EtrXee
2019 (through my eyes)
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 05:08AM by SixshooteR32 https://ift.tt/2Etp0KO
Thanos vs J Robert Oppenheimer - Epic Rap Battles of History
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 05:10AM by mullins_953 https://ift.tt/2Mb8oLU
The most unintentionally funny drama you'll ever see. "Don't judge a book by it's cover"
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 05:10AM by treadcareful https://ift.tt/34BTsgr
Bert and Ernie’s gift exchange is a powerful story of true friendship
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 05:14AM by Bonnie817 https://ift.tt/38X9YuX
Craziest coke and mentos experiment ive seen yet lol
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 05:14AM by scaleyjeff https://ift.tt/2tq27FE
New York was just hit by a "snow squall"
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 04:28AM by chunkymunky420 https://ift.tt/35BTo1u
In a while crocodile!
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 04:40AM by allthekos https://ift.tt/34BYVUp
Foul Fowl or Fowl Foul ?
Submitted December 19, 2019 at 04:41AM by Imguran https://ift.tt/2Q30mpJ
Old people streaming won’t be such a novelty in the next 50-60 years.
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 05:18AM by ElSummonero https://ift.tt/2M8S5zs
American Dad Speedrun World record 12:20 (read description)
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 04:45AM by SawIsDead1234 https://ift.tt/2Q9a2z9
Your request has been filed.
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 04:46AM by niggolass https://ift.tt/2M6Th6d
F/A-18F Carrier Break
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 04:49AM by DerEntscheider https://ift.tt/35xXN5y
The Attractive Truth About Being Attractive
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 04:54AM by ThereGoesJoe https://ift.tt/2RYXAo5
Tinder takeover the series (Part 1)
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 04:56AM by avajkun https://ift.tt/38Jb5hD
When You Track A Delivery
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 04:57AM by Sunhat-sandwich https://ift.tt/2YYRchR
Home Alone 2 literally makes no sense...
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 04:57AM by PeculiarPete https://ift.tt/2YYRbdN
Why Actors Take Playing The Joker So Seriously
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 04:58AM by PeculiarPete https://ift.tt/38MXJAQ
WACKO Live @ Denny's
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 05:00AM by FrankGrimesSon https://ift.tt/36I65rJ
How Does a Combination Lock Work? Making a Safe with Combination Lock from Cardboard
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 05:03AM by matty5622 https://ift.tt/2PTEvAU
Small dog destroys Minnie Mouse
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 05:06AM by jaredlc08 https://ift.tt/38OgCU6
Created a plant and fixed climate change
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 05:06AM by QPOreddit https://ift.tt/2PvdLHS
Abracadabra One Two Three! Now It's Time To See What We See!
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 05:08AM by LumpadBFarby https://ift.tt/38RvMru
How to make Hydraulic Press
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 05:09AM by matty5622 https://ift.tt/2r6Usvk
Most popular TV series 1986 - 2019
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 05:10AM by HotKewlAid https://ift.tt/2r1NW90
YouTube Rewind 2012 is the best one in my opinion
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 05:10AM by plokhoy_kotenok https://ift.tt/36PQJBh
Guy: "...Don't woof..." Fluffin: "*wWoof*"
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 05:12AM by Pianoangel420 https://ift.tt/2Z04omX
Henry Rollins & Cyndi Lauper "Rise Above" Dec 10, 2019
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 05:13AM by SplatterFrogs https://ift.tt/2M3ssA4
CallMeCarson - Twitch clips Compilation Hype ft Katerino
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 05:14AM by Thelettersender https://ift.tt/2EtGVkp
Happy Birthday to Beethoven!
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 05:24AM by rkaufman34 https://ift.tt/2PxDijM
Not today!
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 04:37AM by B479MSS https://ift.tt/2S2x39j
Dogs vs. Humans
Submitted December 18, 2019 at 04:55AM by honestbobiii https://ift.tt/2PX5UBZ
Bus drivers are probably secretly happy when certain kids slip on ice during winter.
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 05:20AM by SandViking4 https://ift.tt/34uZBL8
YouTube Rewind 2019 remade with a free editing software
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:11AM by Saint718 https://ift.tt/2LYX2uE
The Real Big Bang. Stop motion animation and hand drawn. Credit goes to Daniel Lewis Metzger-Metz Productions
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:17AM by Matt_Sterbate710 https://ift.tt/2S0WrMv
KSI - Down Like That Chicago Bulls Edition
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:17AM by NBA-trev https://ift.tt/2M1ZHDT
SOFT NATURAL MAKEUP
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:19AM by 1122google https://ift.tt/2tr1ADB
The world's fastest clapper
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:25AM by Ganesha811 https://ift.tt/2PvpTsJ
YouTube New Policies be like
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:27AM by Ukratatata https://ift.tt/2M1toF8
That song in every musical that no one likes
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:27AM by SandwichCubano https://ift.tt/2rSxGro
Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy with Will Ferrell & John C. Reilly
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:28AM by nairn626 https://ift.tt/35ocfgl
A Wanker Walks With Donkeys
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:35AM by JonnyBlizzard https://ift.tt/2PsYsPX
Dr. Cal Newport makes a compelling case to quit social media
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:38AM by IndiaNgineer https://ift.tt/2PTwUCm
Youtube Rewind 2019: Dude Perfect Edition
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:46AM by TheGodOfSpeedSavvy https://ift.tt/2EpbSWV
This guy dropping bangers🔥🔥🔥
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:48AM by YonasElmo https://ift.tt/2YTXK1n
When Your Girlfriend Leaves You for a Pro Athlete
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:50AM by SexEatSleepRepeat https://ift.tt/2PrwWCl
Everyday meals of the ordinary Soviet family
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:52AM by SvB78 https://ift.tt/2LZ2nSI
A Day at Disneyland 1990 VHS Video
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:54AM by kozakandy17 https://ift.tt/2Pt3uMl
When movies are in the wrong cases
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:58AM by AngBonaTV https://ift.tt/36IGYVH
Legend has it that she used a CVS receipt for this performance
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:58AM by Truegold43 https://ift.tt/2tkEQox
gummybear farts
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 05:00AM by FrankGrimesSon https://ift.tt/35uHoi3
Top 15 countries based on population (1960-2019)
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 05:07AM by Quadraticc https://ift.tt/2sxQITQ
Jimmy Kimmel Awesome Wax Figure Prank! Wait for it!
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 05:09AM by CanadianSatireX https://ift.tt/2Ptczou
He has their full support
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:33AM by RespectMyAuthoriteh https://ift.tt/35Dr5Qp
Golden Puck Retriever
Submitted December 17, 2019 at 04:40AM by drak0bsidian https://ift.tt/35vEkm6
Johnny bravo is the ultimate Chad
Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:01AM by berserkJoeReddit https://ift.tt/34tUvPz
"Burger King" and "Dairy Queen" could get married, live in a "White Castle" and have a child named "Frosty Boy" making them the most powerful fast food chain in the kingdom
Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:02AM by ThiccLemonade13 https://ift.tt/36CYKtl
F's in chat for the girls who got their first period on a road trip
Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:02AM by StressTree https://ift.tt/2YVbtF5
if you added sugar and yeast to play-doh, you could make play-bread
Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:02AM by PandaExpanda https://ift.tt/2Ehx3tY
if if having a thought all we pooped most people thought the place the toilet but we also farting
Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:03AM by mallarytoading https://ift.tt/2Q1iXCH
"Killing it" and "butchering it" have opposite meanings
Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:06AM by rollmefurtherbitch69 https://ift.tt/35psU3b
Birds like pidgins regurgitate milk for their newborns, which we think is weird, but it’s less weird than birds having breasts.
Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:07AM by Naidoboi https://ift.tt/2PmuL39
We are more prone to remembering negative things because it is more beneficial to survival than remembering positive things.
Like how if someone's hungry, it's more useful to remember "you will starve to death if you don't eat" than "eating makes you feel less bad than you do now."
Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:08AM by Anoyint https://ift.tt/2YP2HIV
If you go out and kill 30 people you will be at least 30 times more likely to be remembered
Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:08AM by BaronWalrus https://ift.tt/2toncR7
Pink is Red Hot Chili Peppers for chicks
Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:10AM by TheChurchOfDonovan https://ift.tt/2YPtzIE
Major League 2 is the PG sequel to an R rated Major League, and they thought people would actually want to see it
Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:10AM by Williefakelastname https://ift.tt/35o5V8t
There will be a time when movies like Cars 2 will be considered classics.
Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:12AM by whatsabaz https://ift.tt/2Ehx3ds
There must be places where wild tomatoes grow on the sides of roads.
Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:13AM by OutOfMyMindPlsRefill https://ift.tt/34p2xJt
Santa actually has an entire 24 hours to deliver presents because it's not nighttime everywhere on the planet at once
Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:14AM by NateNate60 https://ift.tt/34p2xcr
Every single taxi and Uber you’ve been on knows your address.
Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:14AM by Larqu https://ift.tt/2Ejn3jX
2019 is the last “teen” year we’ll ever live in
Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:15AM by masterjb112 https://ift.tt/2EhpLGK
Growing up is releasing why Bowser most likely kidnapped the princess
Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:15AM by _thememefrog_ https://ift.tt/2PRfhmy
Nobody matters, but everybody matters
Submitted December 16, 2019 at 05:15AM by ietsietsiets https://ift.tt/2RUBV09
While Evo’s MAS party regroups, Bolivia’s coup leaders are eating each other alive
Submitted December 16, 2019 at 04:25AM by psychothumbs https://ift.tt/2EjHjlF
Govt making its presence felt through oppression on students, journalists, says Priyanka Gandhi Vadra
Submitted December 16, 2019 at 04:31AM by pantangeli https://ift.tt/2YSwGje
How India is Resisting CAB: A Story in Powerful Pictures
Submitted December 16, 2019 at 04:40AM by thewebdev https://ift.tt/2S1BIIN
New USMCA hurdle as Mexico says it will ‘never accept’ allowing U.S. labor inspections into country
Submitted December 16, 2019 at 04:45AM by WallStreetMeme https://ift.tt/38QNI5Q
US 'secretly expelled' Chinese officials
Submitted December 16, 2019 at 04:49AM by Mikerobin25 https://ift.tt/2EhuOa2
The opposite of spice is mint because when you eat spicy food and eat something temperature hot it feels like fire but when you eat a mint and drink ice water you feel like an ice spirit
Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:32AM by yaaaasssssweeetty https://ift.tt/2LYoxEC
Santa could probably get a lot more done if he owned an actual toy company (instead of just doing one delivery per year).
Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:32AM by FMural https://ift.tt/36zpU4d
Banks need money to protect money.
Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:35AM by EyeOfTheMemes https://ift.tt/38GTN4q
You can clean a mess by moving things around, but by moving things around, you can also create a mess.
Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:36AM by I_spot_a_pidgey https://ift.tt/2RRMW2n
If the adage that men who drive flashy sports cars or huge trucks “must be over-compensating for something” is true, then men who drive minivans and economy sedans must be under-compensating...for their enormous dicks.
Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:36AM by wobblesly https://ift.tt/2EeUZOL
With the logic of 5 second rule, jumping up and down will never get you sick
Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:36AM by _Bidoof_god_ https://ift.tt/34mNShy
'Japanese manga'is a tautology as manga describes Japanese style comics.
Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:37AM by cheshiry https://ift.tt/38DoZ4B
Walls have ears and doors have eyes has never been more real than now with smart speakers and webcams all over the houses.
Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:38AM by oauth20 https://ift.tt/2EfQx28
When you were in high school, someone was sitting with their friend in lunch at the same time as you, and said to the other, they look cute, while simultaneously, someone else was looking at you and telling their friends, look at that weirdo back there.
Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:40AM by the-drunk-potato https://ift.tt/2EknWsq
Going home for Thanksgiving and listening to everyone bitch and complain really informs which gifts to get them that will alleviate some of that pain.
Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:40AM by explosivelydehiscent https://ift.tt/38GA0SY
Making a successful Christmas song is a good way to get a little extra cash around the holidays
Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:41AM by verysmallbeta https://ift.tt/2LW8QgY
This will be the first generation where kids grow up with lifetime social media accounts
Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:44AM by diggity-and-dog https://ift.tt/2PL1JJt
Toilet paper is an incredible invention until it is insufficient to what you have going on. Then it's just shit.
Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:46AM by strangeasthekumquat https://ift.tt/2LVTKs5
“Nothing lasts forever” is the most uplifting and down bringing quote ever spoken.
Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:47AM by NightFury2657 https://ift.tt/38EEzwS
We as a species have put men on the moon and yet we still haven’t figured out how to make medicine taste good
Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:47AM by MarveliteFreak https://ift.tt/36zrKSF
When you die you don't really stop aging, you're just not there to witness it.
Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:49AM by allisg00d https://ift.tt/2EgP6Ax
Books don't really change price over time.
I mean, they literally print the price in the book. A book with $5 printed in the cover from 10 years ago should still go for $5.
Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:50AM by Swanny625 https://ift.tt/35nhywr
Fish Never Get Thirsty
Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:51AM by D0NW0N https://ift.tt/2YLlwww
We can’t put our finger on it, but deep down we all know there’s something inherently wrong with socks
Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:51AM by dart_catcher https://ift.tt/2rDQNWa
Pentagon head says China has become top US military priority, moving past Russia
Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:32AM by Jobr95 https://ift.tt/2YPtEvY
Trump admin intends to announce withdrawal of about 4,000 troops from Afghanistan: Trump had made clear to his advisers earlier this year that he wanted to withdraw all troops from Afghanistan by the November 2020 election
Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:38AM by DoremusJessup https://ift.tt/2RUOZT5
Mossad helps Denmark bust 20 terrorists
Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:39AM by Key_Display https://ift.tt/2RUjjxg
Cries of abuse in Catholic Church start to be heard in Japan
Submitted December 15, 2019 at 04:47AM by sponserus https://ift.tt/2PlmNah
A condom could work as a snake rain poncho.
Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:02AM by joevilla1369 https://ift.tt/2EeLOOn
Stephen hawking was one of the few people who could talk to his dentist while getting his teach worked on.
Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:02AM by forkl https://ift.tt/34mWQvo
Managers love throwing holiday parties because it taps into their childhood fondness of hosting stuffed animal tea parties.
Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:02AM by ambermage https://ift.tt/2PkC633
Probably probably came from the word probable and probably someone probably wanted an adverb for probable and probably made probably.
Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:03AM by MaldingMadman https://ift.tt/38zGNxC
Socially awkward has been rebranded as autistic
Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:04AM by davmeva https://ift.tt/2soebHa
The double-take is amusing because it pretty accurately demonstrates the speed of thought in real time.
Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:04AM by VoyagerCSL https://ift.tt/34lcQ14
The only risks in Monopoly is spending and getting in Jail. Because when it comes to getting rich in real life, those are most common ones.
Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:05AM by Tathana https://ift.tt/34ntQU9
Closing your eyes after turning off the alarm is one of the most dangerous sports in the modern world.
Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:05AM by BeingAcidwithYOU45 https://ift.tt/2EcxLJ4
Pornhub now has more videos than there are people in Ireland and Norway together
Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:05AM by oeloeboeloe https://ift.tt/36xOuCD
A proposal could ruin a relationship or make it better depending on when the person proposes.
Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:06AM by Phoniexlord129 https://ift.tt/34mx1eS
Individuals have unique distinctive laughter but the sound of multiple people laughing always sounds the same
Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:08AM by KingOPM https://ift.tt/2Ef8WMv
Marriage is more a lifestyle choice than a lifelong commitment these days.
Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:11AM by Dontgoadthechoad https://ift.tt/2RLQtiJ
Every time a year ends, a decade also ends
Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:11AM by JUT1N https://ift.tt/38B0xkz
A mushroom is the most penis-like thing you can eat.
Besides obviously a literal penis. It is a reproductive organ for fungi that exists in an often phallic shape and is responsible for expelling genetic material.
Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:11AM by Radiactive_Kittens https://ift.tt/2PN1e1q
It's hard to focus on not focusing on something, because once you do, you focus on what you're not focusing on.
Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:11AM by HostileRabbit30 https://ift.tt/35qJ1h2
Man and woman arrested in Birmingham on suspicion of 'Islamist-related terrorism'
Submitted December 14, 2019 at 04:47AM by sponserus https://ift.tt/35fNinf
In Greek migrant camp, women endure hardship and fear
Submitted December 14, 2019 at 04:49AM by sponserus https://ift.tt/2PhcTXj
Boris Johnson 'remains opposed' to allowing second Scottish independence referendum
Submitted December 14, 2019 at 04:51AM by TheGreatPompey https://ift.tt/2soe6TS
Trump's Impeachment Might Have Prompted the Arrest of Mexico's Former Security Secretary, Under Investigation Since 2001
Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:07AM by G4nesh https://ift.tt/2sm6OQy
Turkey flexes muscle as Greece and EU stick to international law - The European Union is siding with Greece in its maritime dispute with Turkey.
Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:07AM by Waldonville https://ift.tt/2LVTTM6
Activists urge mass evacuation as Israeli gas rig to emit tons of pollutants in a single day
Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:13AM by speakhyroglyphically https://ift.tt/38C7odk
Jeremy Corbyn to step down as Labour Party leader after U.K. election defeat
Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:16AM by New_Diet https://ift.tt/2YLmEQJ
Papa John’s Releases Christmas Wrapping Paper That Smells Like Pizza
Submitted December 14, 2019 at 05:16AM by googlegf https://ift.tt/36zqUWi
Nick cannons a tsundere
Nick Cannon's diss track is him desperately trying to get eminem senpai to notice him.
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 05:31AM by Oniyoku https://ift.tt/2RKsWhV
Tomorrow is today. Yesterday is today. Today is today.
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 05:32AM by THEBLUISHTYPE_YT https://ift.tt/2RNQBhM
Snapping turtle bites man in the face FAIL !
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 04:41AM by Robotchickjenn https://ift.tt/2Ef3mKe
How YouTube makes decisions
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 01:30AM by Quasimdo https://ift.tt/2RMbae9
The Funder
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 01:30AM by simonowens https://ift.tt/2PedkBG
Say what you will about Jimmy Fallon now but his "Late Night" was the epitome of his talk show career.
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 01:35AM by CrazyIra https://ift.tt/2LQvmYy
Leaf Me Alone
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 01:39AM by coryag https://ift.tt/2YGGBbk
The Office Youtube Channel released the full Threat Level Midnight movie from the show!
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 01:39AM by cola-up https://ift.tt/2PjdJTH
What New Flight Sim is This???
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 01:40AM by aknownunknown https://ift.tt/2Pezu6Y
Joe Rogan Meets Tyrone Biggums on “Fear Factor” - Chappelle’s Show
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 01:41AM by TR_Ninja_Broccoli https://ift.tt/38Aoh8c
Why Boomers turned out the way they are
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 04:54AM by Depressaccount https://ift.tt/2YJ7OtT
The Wolves
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 04:55AM by phorisc https://ift.tt/2RNPRcu
When your jam comes on at the club and you're feeling those drinks
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 04:57AM by KamikazeFox_ https://ift.tt/2RNPTB8
implosion of a giant power plant tower filmed from a drones first person perspective
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 04:57AM by neopunisher https://ift.tt/2PfEdoJ
'Chris Rock vs. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson' - MTV Rebooting Celebrity Death Match
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 05:00AM by FrankGrimesSon https://ift.tt/35iXsDt
Southwest Roadtrip Part 1 with the Nikon F100 + Ektar 100
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 05:04AM by inb4ElonMusk https://ift.tt/2RP39VY
Giant Dog - Big Train
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 05:05AM by Ebelglorg https://ift.tt/2RJwXmV
How much is this worth?
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 05:06AM by CARS4ever https://ift.tt/2sleGSb
Good Grief: The Top-Earning Dead Celebrities Of 2019
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 05:11AM by CurtisCee https://ift.tt/2LOGO7e
Best Indian Commentator - this is nuts
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 05:12AM by Kubrick_Fan https://ift.tt/34ceJ01
A Mile an Hour - Running a different kind of marathon
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 05:21AM by gv402 https://ift.tt/2rF3Pm0
It was only up for 10 minutes...
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 05:22AM by _ImperialScout_ https://ift.tt/35hhXk9
Python Programming Language Tutorial: Variables
Submitted December 13, 2019 at 05:24AM by herdoor https://ift.tt/2PKjuIK
Excessive alcohol consumption will make you gain weight while simultaneously making those around you to appear thinner and better looking.
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 05:30AM by JoeFas https://ift.tt/2tc5xMp
Everybody is excited for Keanu Reaves day
We live in a world where people are more excited for John Wick 4 than Matrix 4, they are to be released on same day May 21, 2021.
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 05:30AM by Tommy_siMITAr https://ift.tt/2PFrStj
Ex-teachers could just be referred to as taughters.
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 05:30AM by warknbark https://ift.tt/359MzE2
knife power session
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 01:17AM by clean_Iguess https://ift.tt/2Ef2cy1
How Hard Can You Hit a Golf Ball?
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 01:18AM by tajminshaik https://ift.tt/2LJgzyS
ASMR Xenomorph Attack - Rhino Stew
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 01:21AM by SinusMonstrum https://ift.tt/2PdaEEs
Lady cleans her Beemer with a straw broom.
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 01:23AM by kind2311 https://ift.tt/36uod8u
Jesus needs our help! He has lost his custody case for his children and is relocating to be near them while he continues to fight for his children! Please spread awareness of his situation, share this video, and let’s help our Lord and Savior regain custody of his children!
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 01:23AM by hikikitiki https://ift.tt/2RHFA1l
The Real Meaning of the $120K Banana
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 01:29AM by NuclearKnives https://ift.tt/2PzURyy
Boredom is Boring.
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 01:32AM by BandMan69 https://ift.tt/35f5Zr0
Talking shit about your co worker
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 03:08AM by AsfAtl https://ift.tt/36uNm2S
Oil drillers breach a salt mine underneath a lake
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 03:08AM by Bcronic https://ift.tt/2rtlc9D
Corporate Song and Dance
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 03:08AM by SYROBONKERS https://ift.tt/34iQdug
'He picked the wrong house': Bodybuilder, 82, fights break-in suspect
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 03:09AM by Hufe https://ift.tt/2PzWQmA
I asked celebrities to send me self-tapes of them making random noises. Then paired those with musical sounds from children from my local hospice. Put the sounds together, then wrote a piece of music to fit everyone's recordings. It took six months to finish. Will Ferrell and Matthew Rhys start...
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 03:12AM by loucyuk https://ift.tt/2REDQpD
The last tour group before the eruption of White Island...
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 04:41AM by Porirvian2 https://ift.tt/2LGv7zp
This YouTube channel for kids is donating 100% of it's ad revenue to kids charities and more, for life! Here's to more channels like it!
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 04:50AM by KiguStudios https://ift.tt/2PFoBu1
A ridiculously unsafe setting for a music video.
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 04:53AM by -dadderall- https://ift.tt/2rtC6F5
Last tour to White Island before the eruption
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 04:56AM by abrit_abroad https://ift.tt/2RIeXct
Ultimate Turducken
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 04:56AM by Fazaman https://ift.tt/38w4qHx
Jesus needs our help
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 04:57AM by VenomStriker5 https://ift.tt/2rtia5e
Galaxy rose
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 04:59AM by WeBrother https://ift.tt/36lmHFo
How do leafcutter ants cut leaves off of trees? #TeamTrees
Submitted December 12, 2019 at 05:00AM by FrankGrimesSon https://ift.tt/34dm8w7
Someone needs to develop a Fitbit that straps to a cat, then soooo many people will buy this to find out their cats sleeping patterns and REM cycles
Submitted December 11, 2019 at 05:20AM by ChildishIntellect https://ift.tt/2P86VYQ
Love is nature’s way of tricking you into breeding.
Submitted December 11, 2019 at 05:21AM by Sac_fo_dayz https://ift.tt/38sUPB2
Sex is an act of stabbing that gives you pleasure.
Submitted December 11, 2019 at 05:22AM by sn1ped_u https://ift.tt/2YzTZ0M
In this day and age, you're probably in a lot of stranger's photos, especially if you travel
Submitted December 11, 2019 at 05:23AM by MishDougal12 https://ift.tt/38qZ7Jq
[NSFW] If you tag a post nsfw people are more likely to click on it
Submitted December 11, 2019 at 05:23AM by Jersuki https://ift.tt/346xFNG
If you have a small dog replace a Tootsie Roll with a turd and give it along with other actual Tootsie Rolls to your least favorite person or people.
Submitted December 11, 2019 at 05:25AM by BacardiPirate https://ift.tt/2LG2su4
We eat food grown on the ground, but throw out any food that touches the ground.
This hit me while chopping up vegetables.
We eat food that grows on the ground. But we also trash any food that touches the ground instead of rewashing it.
People who trash food on the ground, but "forget" to wash their vegetables blow my mind the most. Like pick a stance already.
Submitted December 11, 2019 at 05:26AM by josiahw11 https://ift.tt/35cX4qm
Even if you have friends, family, or a significant other, you will spend most of your life by yourself.
Submitted December 11, 2019 at 05:26AM by alan_clouse49 https://ift.tt/2EhSWcR
Home is where your fart is
Submitted December 11, 2019 at 05:27AM by MaskaPhobia https://ift.tt/2qH1Ayj
Calling people normies make you a normie.
Because of calling people normies and all is overused and ''normal'' it's being normie to call people normie, because you do what everyone does
So yeah, you're all a bunch of normies. fuck
Submitted December 11, 2019 at 05:28AM by Lavacobra https://ift.tt/2YzPcN7
Having kids is rediscovering how delicious PB&Js are
Submitted December 11, 2019 at 05:29AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/2PaW6oX
The current education system expects you to decide the field you want to work at, for the rest of your life, by the time you still have to put your hand in the air and ask permission to take a leak
Submitted December 11, 2019 at 05:30AM by Jataki https://ift.tt/36ybuBJ
Dude creates painting using only his own Bob Ross style afro hair.
Submitted December 11, 2019 at 03:07AM by slimjimbean https://ift.tt/349j3wX
Scary Anaconda Attacks Fishermen in River of Brazil
Submitted December 11, 2019 at 03:07AM by Waldonville https://ift.tt/38pOaYr
An OSHA official woke up in a cold sweat after they opened this abandoned missle silo.
Submitted December 11, 2019 at 04:36AM by unwiseplatypus https://ift.tt/2t0XIc4
Why Joe Rogan Won't Do Hot Ones
Submitted December 11, 2019 at 04:36AM by jordan3434 https://ift.tt/38sU6Qk
2 Dudes Who Wear 1 Jacket
Submitted December 11, 2019 at 04:39AM by RagingAcid https://ift.tt/2RFolNX
Paper Mario had a stronk
Submitted December 11, 2019 at 04:47AM by nonanumatic https://ift.tt/2LJJp22
David Parker Ray: The Toy Box Killer (Documentary) [NightDocs] [49:27]
Submitted December 11, 2019 at 04:55AM by jpagel https://ift.tt/2PvTi4A
"that one guy who voices every trailer" masterpiece
Submitted December 11, 2019 at 05:00AM by Bimtenbo https://ift.tt/2PwS0GG