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Submitted June 01, 2021 at 06:09AM by njozz https://ift.tt/3i5mu...
Semen is less fattening when eaten.
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Submitted June 01, 2021 at 06:14AM by guy30000 https://ift.tt/3i7f5...
The McLaren F1 is the only car in the world that can drive in RHD and LHD environments with no disadvantages.
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Submitted June 01, 2021 at 06:16AM by BipolarUnipolar https://ift.tt/3vKi8...
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" isn't actually true, because we are able to just stumble ass backwards into good things sometimes without even realizing they're there
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Submitted June 01, 2021 at 06:23AM by Jasonpowerz https://ift.tt/3ca0b...
Someone who demolishes houses could be referred to as an eavesdropper.
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Submitted June 01, 2021 at 06:29AM by Smack_Laboratory https://ift.tt/3g23C...
It's getting to the point where there are so many streaming services, we almost need something like a paper that tells what is on each channel. Like a guide for the television.
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Submitted June 01, 2021 at 06:30AM by Scrummly https://ift.tt/2RPTi...
If the things that lived in the ocean flew in the sky, we would never go outside again.
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Submitted June 01, 2021 at 04:29AM by WentOutForSmokes https://ift.tt/3p8yd...
If someone always donated to charity whenever asked, they would eventually need to ask for charity themselves
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Submitted June 01, 2021 at 04:37AM by SumTingIsVaryWong https://ift.tt/3z1Uz...
It's a luxury to have great parents.
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Submitted June 01, 2021 at 04:38AM by mechanicalchicken https://ift.tt/3c4lA...
Someone once said something along the lines of "the only way to eliminate suffering is to destroy the universe" and someone else actually agreed with them. Crazy.
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Submitted June 01, 2021 at 04:45AM by demonspawns_ghost https://ift.tt/3wRMc...
Like picking up tongs, you have to click them. When putting on oven mitts, you have to make the Zoidberg wooing sounds. (V)__(*,,,*)__(V)
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Submitted June 01, 2021 at 04:46AM by TraceofMagenta https://ift.tt/3vGvI...
The only way to make an odd sided 3D shape is to make the shape cone based.
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Submitted June 01, 2021 at 04:47AM by DDOM7212 https://ift.tt/34wGo...
There aren't any new jokes. Only new audiences.
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Submitted June 01, 2021 at 04:47AM by wfezzari https://ift.tt/3yMo2...
Even though life expectancy has increased, the amount of years we’re allowed to be a “baby” hasn’t really increased
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Submitted June 01, 2021 at 04:50AM by usernamestoohard4me https://ift.tt/3gees...
A bedroom is a pimped out jail cell
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Submitted June 01, 2021 at 04:56AM by -Schroeder- https://ift.tt/3p6zS...
The 5 second rule was probably used to encourage people to pick up the food they dropped on the ground rather and just leaving a mess.
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Submitted June 01, 2021 at 04:57AM by 0taterfry0 https://ift.tt/3wR0K...
Whoever came up with the idea that sending thick, hard, folded paper instead of (or to accompany) a gift was a financial genius.
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Submitted June 01, 2021 at 04:58AM by terenandceleste https://ift.tt/3vEOu...
All these bikers doing wheelies would save themselves a lot of trouble if they just got a unicycle
One wheel to rule them all or something
Submitted June 01, 2021 at 05:02AM by ObsoleteOwl https://ift.tt/2RXQq...
The governments around the world love the concept of smartphones .It keeps the population preoccupied
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Submitted June 01, 2021 at 05:10AM by Seedpound https://ift.tt/3yMnX...
Shortstops and second basemen spend their careers in middle management.
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Submitted June 01, 2021 at 05:11AM by PrincePeppersneeze https://ift.tt/3c3GB...
Mosquitos may be the most common form of vampires
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Submitted June 01, 2021 at 05:12AM by leochaq https://ift.tt/34yxP...
If a cemetery bans you for life it's still a temporary ban
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Submitted June 01, 2021 at 05:26AM by Dunlocke https://ift.tt/2RYvx...
ScrubCraft: Roots Of Time
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kVhVaREkQD0&feature=share
Submitted May 31, 2021 at 06:11AM by Sulack https://ift.tt/34xhd...
The second plague Australia has to deal with, the 500 million mice plague
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJysxVeVusU
Submitted May 31, 2021 at 06:13AM by WillOfTheLand https://ift.tt/3p9lM...
I (not OP) wrote a song in response to my hate comments (Miss Anonymous)
https://youtu.be/o_AMpvot4e8
Submitted May 31, 2021 at 06:17AM by jrobbio https://ift.tt/3c4Zh...
Temecula, California feat. The Panda Drum & Coco
https://youtu.be/z67KdcH3kQ4
Submitted May 31, 2021 at 06:23AM by Derp_Nowitzki https://ift.tt/3wGd9...
The Irish Art of Lilting and What it Means For You
https://youtu.be/GI9tIOWMK5c
Submitted May 31, 2021 at 06:25AM by Oscopo https://ift.tt/3c7Vc...
Humans are more afraid of skunks than they are of bears.
You never see videos of people approaching wild skunks and trying to pet them.
Submitted May 31, 2021 at 04:35AM by kcasnar https://ift.tt/3c4ql...
If we had better knowledge of or access to our own souls we would just end up manipulating and deeply damaging them.
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Submitted May 31, 2021 at 04:35AM by McNastte https://ift.tt/3i3FB...
Mormons must have a high rate of viagra use because those temple garments would make even the horniest man go limp.
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Submitted May 31, 2021 at 04:37AM by Minimum-Departure https://ift.tt/3i2Qy...
The Trix Rabbit can afford all those disguises, but he can't just go to the store and buy a box of Trix.
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Submitted May 31, 2021 at 04:45AM by Animeking1108 https://ift.tt/3vBEv...
A rubik's cube movie is guaranteed to have a twist ending
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Submitted May 31, 2021 at 04:47AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/3uuJn...
Somehow grass managed to cover the entire earth, but can’t cover that one spot in your yard
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Submitted May 31, 2021 at 04:50AM by CharipiYT https://ift.tt/3uFjv...
Somebody must have had to test if there was fall damage in real life.
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Submitted May 31, 2021 at 04:53AM by skredditer https://ift.tt/2RZr5...
Slapping hips is a woman’s way of asserting dominance.
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Submitted May 31, 2021 at 04:54AM by stunna6vegas https://ift.tt/2RZqZ...
For-profit companies that are quick to jump on the "woke" bandwagon under the guise of being an upstanding corporate partner and ally are disingenuous and pathetic, and consumers shouldn't fall for their shit.
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Submitted May 31, 2021 at 04:56AM by energyvampire1 https://ift.tt/3ihTH...
By “Not-stereotyping” you belong to set of people,who are stereotyping for not sterotyping
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Submitted May 31, 2021 at 04:58AM by Cut-Such https://ift.tt/3wIwX...
It's not necessary to eat something or even put anything in your mouth to experience brain freeze.
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Submitted May 31, 2021 at 05:07AM by brian_m1982 https://ift.tt/3yOfG...
Dr Pepper Zero is an admission that Diet Dr Pepper doesn't actually taste like regular Dr Pepper.
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Submitted May 31, 2021 at 05:10AM by IAmXChris https://ift.tt/34wtZ...
One of your eyes has probably seen more than the other
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Submitted May 31, 2021 at 05:11AM by kazooboy_official https://ift.tt/3p6pX...
Together, we have showed our butts to toilets all over the world. Not one of them has ever in the history of toilets complimented us for our delicious butts
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Submitted May 30, 2021 at 06:28AM by Bearclawbear https://ift.tt/3vD8k...
Password is actually a good password because nobody expects that to be your password
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Submitted May 30, 2021 at 06:32AM by Nivarity https://ift.tt/3p1do...
Every decision you make in life is a transaction of energy from one form to another. There’s a limited source of decisions in each day till you need sleep to recover from the transfer of energy
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Submitted May 30, 2021 at 06:32AM by LivinMyAuthenticLife https://ift.tt/3vymF...
Turning off your phone is the same thing as putting a games console/pc in rest/sleep mode.
Its more like putting a ps4 in rest mode then just turning it off.
Submitted May 30, 2021 at 04:45AM by PotatoAim1805 https://ift.tt/3fYN5...
Vampires can both pass and fail a physical exam since their physique is technically really good but they have no vital signs.
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Submitted May 30, 2021 at 04:49AM by whatsupitty https://ift.tt/3fNOm...
When we hear the word undead we think about how something is dead despite the word meaning something with renewed life
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Submitted May 30, 2021 at 04:52AM by Shooterg77 https://ift.tt/3uwyc...
There aren’t any soda mascots
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Submitted May 30, 2021 at 04:54AM by SadSampleText https://ift.tt/3fyog...
We live in a cosmos full of meanings set up in images, pictures and figures... We will vanish when our mission is accomplished.
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Submitted May 30, 2021 at 04:54AM by mars-is-hot https://ift.tt/3usFs...
Fully clothed people laugh at a naked person in public, the same as naked people laugh at a fully clothed person in public.
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Submitted May 30, 2021 at 04:58AM by Ender_Morningstar https://ift.tt/3yLuE...
An oak dildo is two types of wood
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Submitted May 30, 2021 at 04:59AM by Corleone_Michael https://ift.tt/3wLJD...
Human lips and butthole are made of the same material. Yet, you can get chapped lips, but not chapped butthole.
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Submitted May 30, 2021 at 05:08AM by _GamerForLife_ https://ift.tt/3vziC...
The efficacy of a burglar alarm is ultimately dependent on your relationship with your neighbours.
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Submitted May 30, 2021 at 05:16AM by SvenSvenkill3 https://ift.tt/3yHH3...
Caffeine is the only drug you can do at work
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Submitted May 30, 2021 at 05:18AM by littlegreenguy911 https://ift.tt/3uAe8...
Paper is more space efficient when its not scrunched up.
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Submitted May 30, 2021 at 05:19AM by datboiwithani https://ift.tt/3vFud...
The earth takes more selfies than any other planet.
We're so vain.
Submitted May 30, 2021 at 05:21AM by SockPuppetSocrates https://ift.tt/2RUCD...
Mediocrity is rampant in rural areas
You heard that right, folks. People in little towns have low expectations for themselves because everyone else does. Getting married and having their first kid at 21 should not be normal.
Submitted May 30, 2021 at 05:22AM by estidote https://ift.tt/2SzdM...
A lot of "that's what she said" jokes actually become funnier if you change it to "I wish that's what she said."
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Submitted May 30, 2021 at 05:22AM by DrAwkward404 https://ift.tt/34r0x...
"Whoever smelt it, delt it" is a form of victim shaming.
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Submitted May 30, 2021 at 05:27AM by soccerstud2121 https://ift.tt/3fYhq...
As metal, plastic, etc have become more common in construction, it is far more difficult to nullify a jinx by knocking on wood than it was in the past.
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Submitted May 30, 2021 at 05:28AM by 5HS0K18LSB4562A39 https://ift.tt/3uz5U...
Humanity is so destructive that the doomsday clock never had to have more than the last three hours built into it.
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Submitted May 30, 2021 at 05:29AM by Gyrating_Tautle https://ift.tt/3p10L...
No matter how many times you've "dropped the kids off at the pool," chances are you've not once gone back to pick them back up
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Submitted May 30, 2021 at 05:31AM by ScotchSwanson https://ift.tt/3vB6r...
Wrestling is a violent, scripted reality show with a live audience
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Submitted May 30, 2021 at 05:36AM by padre_sir https://ift.tt/34s9s...
Since sound doesn't exist in empty space, and all atmospheres are accidents; Sound wasn't supposed to exist... ever.
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Submitted May 29, 2021 at 06:30AM by Shwubblz https://ift.tt/3yO0e...
Meals are starting pitchers. Snacks are middle relievers. Sweets are closers.
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Submitted May 29, 2021 at 06:31AM by flapjackbandit00 https://ift.tt/3vzGy...
Upstairs is quieter than downstairs
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Submitted May 29, 2021 at 06:32AM by andrewpolidori https://ift.tt/2Tifo...
Hair serves as an indicator not only for your physical and mental health, but also age
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Submitted May 29, 2021 at 03:42AM by No-Balance-2226 https://ift.tt/3ftJo...
Characters in shows that are criticized for their luck often times are the main character BECAUSE of their luck
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Submitted May 29, 2021 at 03:43AM by Pengurtle_Man https://ift.tt/34z3l...
Maybe why "that guy" has so many step-sisters is because the parents catch them one day, get divorced and his dad has to remarry
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Submitted May 29, 2021 at 03:44AM by RoDev455 https://ift.tt/3fuSj...
Glenda the Good Witch of the North would have melted if she got wet
She has to have the same weakness as the wicked witch of the east. Should also look out for flying houses.
Submitted May 29, 2021 at 04:52AM by Patrick_Kanes_Mullet https://ift.tt/3ur3G...
Identical twin siblings who hate each other actually hate themselves
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Submitted May 29, 2021 at 04:53AM by The_Penguin227 https://ift.tt/3uxXX...
The sh****thoughts autom*d absolutely fucking sucks.
That’s it. That’s the p*st.
Submitted May 29, 2021 at 04:55AM by RossOfFriends https://ift.tt/3fRRy...
We were promised robots instead we got Roombas
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Submitted May 29, 2021 at 04:57AM by H343now1 https://ift.tt/3p1lN...
Optical Illusions are Personalized Gifs
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Submitted May 29, 2021 at 04:58AM by Mr_DeLonge2004 https://ift.tt/34s1w...
When it's 20 degrees C (68 degrees F) in the summer, it's cold, but when it's 20 degrees C (68 degrees F) in winter, it's hot
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Submitted May 29, 2021 at 04:59AM by SerpentBaller https://ift.tt/3uzuC...
Old paintings of bowls of fruit were just the artist’s way of showing the size of different fruits with a banana for scale.
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Submitted May 29, 2021 at 05:00AM by ogre_easy https://ift.tt/3yWBZ...
Heaven is supposed to be a good thing, but immortality is scarier than hell itself
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Submitted May 29, 2021 at 05:01AM by ClashIdeas https://ift.tt/3vx1V...
We made a metal sun and yet the first thing we did with it was weaponise it.
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Submitted May 29, 2021 at 05:02AM by fantasie037 https://ift.tt/3vzo6...
Like phones, ghosts can only kill you by distracting you from obvious danger.
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Submitted May 29, 2021 at 05:12AM by weltallic https://ift.tt/3c0J6...
Ron Swanson was good at his job. Regardless of him talking about hating it. He was good at everything he did.
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Submitted May 29, 2021 at 05:13AM by TheUSDemogragugy https://ift.tt/2SEg9...
If all the insects in the world worked together, they could wipe out humanity in less than a month.
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Submitted May 29, 2021 at 05:14AM by NickolaosTheGreek https://ift.tt/3yIFj...
PMSL is actually just PML.
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Submitted May 29, 2021 at 05:16AM by loudest_banana https://ift.tt/3i1Lq...
The people that take your movie ticket and tell you what theater number to go to are technically "movie directors"
They should put that as their job title on resumes, just saying.
Submitted May 29, 2021 at 05:17AM by captainjoseywhales https://ift.tt/3oYH8...
Trees are the only living organisms where killing babies is easier accepted by humans than killing ancients
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Submitted May 29, 2021 at 05:22AM by schadenfreudender https://ift.tt/3fvFy...
Technically speaking, all beer mugs are frozen.
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Submitted May 29, 2021 at 05:22AM by graydonatvail https://ift.tt/3fX59...
If uber and lyft allowed passengers to request a specific driver's gender, there would never be enough female drivers available.
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Submitted May 29, 2021 at 05:24AM by PostbioticFibre https://ift.tt/34tsG...
The A in Art is silent
I was washing dishes when I thought of this
Submitted May 28, 2021 at 06:21AM by ShapeshifterOfSorts https://ift.tt/2Tj6I...
“A Goofy Movie” is probably the most famous film about a single father and his kid.
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Submitted May 28, 2021 at 06:22AM by Gay_Genius https://ift.tt/3vtPI...
We will eventually run out of original rhythms for music.
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Submitted May 28, 2021 at 04:53AM by GHOSTEE538 https://ift.tt/34tn6...
No one knows the true struggle of grocery shopping until they are put on a low sodium diet.
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Submitted May 28, 2021 at 04:55AM by brockm92 https://ift.tt/3fsdB...
The Americas as the "West" is a Eurocentric idea. It was first settled by traveling east.
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Submitted May 28, 2021 at 04:58AM by mole_of_dust https://ift.tt/2SBQc...
Hotdog water is a protein shake
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Submitted May 28, 2021 at 05:04AM by Argentum118 https://ift.tt/3uCan...
Some manga in some Semitic languages would have to turn the pages left to right for that backwards immersion.
In manga, or Japanese comics, you turn the pages right to left instead of left to right, though you still read the lines the same way as your native language. For people who speak Hebrew, Arabic, or other semitic/Middle-Eastern languages that reads right to left by word, to get that "backwards" immersion, they would have to turn the pages left to...
The beginning and end of a story are easier to remember than the middle
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Submitted May 28, 2021 at 05:07AM by ThatPianoPlayingBoy https://ift.tt/3wEZj...
TRULYTRUE TRUE, HOMOSAPIENS are deeply connected to the TRUTH, their bodies are affected by SUBCONSCIOISLY confirmable informations even viscerally, so if you want someone to die get them to lie a lot!
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Submitted May 28, 2021 at 05:12AM by BdotEscro https://ift.tt/3vurl...
If you’re up high enough you can fly. Down. Very fast.
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Submitted May 28, 2021 at 05:14AM by Caleb-the-God https://ift.tt/3vubL...
Finding grey hair is a sign of youth. Older people don't have to "find" it. It's just there.
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Submitted May 28, 2021 at 05:17AM by mashdots https://ift.tt/3foQa...
We've probably made historical figures voices sound cooler then they actually were when they were alive.
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Submitted May 28, 2021 at 05:18AM by 0ne_Guyy https://ift.tt/3vt72...
Nostalgia is the good version of PTSD
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Submitted May 28, 2021 at 05:29AM by Trademarker57 https://ift.tt/3vogm...
Some of our future coworkers aren’t born yet
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Submitted May 28, 2021 at 05:30AM by pantsivory https://ift.tt/3i62C...
Using a credit card isn't borrowing from the bank. It's borrowing from yourself.
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Submitted May 28, 2021 at 05:31AM by FunnyPhrases https://ift.tt/3fsAE...
Manslaughter is a way better word for murder than murder is
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Submitted May 28, 2021 at 05:31AM by Jforest99 https://ift.tt/3vtJm...
The saying history is written by the winner is a lie. History is written by both sides and it depends on who's teaching it that determines the story.
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Submitted May 28, 2021 at 05:31AM by Lilbob628 https://ift.tt/3vyXp...
A good friend is not always needed but always there.
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Submitted May 28, 2021 at 05:37AM by Staubsaubaer https://ift.tt/2SAR2...
It would suck to hire a pilot to write "will you marry me?" in the sky to propose to a significant other only to find out that the reason it was so cheap to hire them was because they can't fly very well.
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Submitted May 28, 2021 at 05:41AM by mashed_bandicootchie https://ift.tt/3yLWD...
Zoning Out & Being in Deep Focus are the same
Both concepts are the same. When i zone out, i lose all focus and processing of the world around me and hyper-fixate on my thoughts. When i deeply focus on something, i lose all focus and processing of the world around me and hyper-fixate on whatever i’m focused on, whether it be the person i’m texting, a game, a study sheet.. etc.
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It’s only “needy” if the other person doesn’t want to meet your needs
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Submitted May 27, 2021 at 05:29AM by odd_neighbour https://ift.tt/3fRKv...
We use lubricant to make more lubricant
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Submitted May 27, 2021 at 05:34AM by username123456111111 https://ift.tt/3wzVs...
Terry & Rupert's Rust Road Trip
https://youtu.be/qWLkSDMO-ds
Submitted May 27, 2021 at 03:29AM by nolaterthansix https://ift.tt/3fMrT...
Monkeys driving car with dog into another car
https://youtu.be/tz_-gy2W5fw
Submitted May 27, 2021 at 03:33AM by saskpilsner https://ift.tt/3bZ9m...
Kevin Clark from School of Rock died today.. Thanks for inspiring me to play drums. RIP
https://youtu.be/SMTQEDGD0cI?t=20
Submitted May 27, 2021 at 03:39AM by fangokm https://ift.tt/3yzM8...
Happiest Snail (CUTE)
https://youtu.be/seke-flxJiU
Submitted May 27, 2021 at 03:40AM by zwhyel https://ift.tt/3fKZo...
Two Kids Swim near a Great White Shark & Proof People are Fishing for Sharks — The Malibu Artist
https://youtu.be/dj4Uo3jowx8
Submitted May 27, 2021 at 03:40AM by PinkSlipstitch https://ift.tt/2SyeV...
Leashing your cat (how to)
https://youtu.be/jQzek0m1qvo
Submitted May 27, 2021 at 03:41AM by zwhyel https://ift.tt/2SzE8...
BTS Meal now being served at McDonald's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ou8WmrZ0Pw
Submitted May 27, 2021 at 03:59AM by Remarkable-King2957 https://ift.tt/3yAwB...
The Very Hungry Caterpillar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75NQK-Sm1YY
Submitted May 27, 2021 at 04:05AM by ohnoh18 https://ift.tt/3bWsA...
A fight between man and uno cards
https://youtu.be/WX8lVVXVaFs
Submitted May 27, 2021 at 04:10AM by I_sayWhatIthink https://ift.tt/3fo2g...
An insanely detailed model railroad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvbg_tL9JXM
Submitted May 27, 2021 at 04:11AM by ArethereWaffles https://ift.tt/3flp8...
Sugar Crash ft. DJ Snow
https://youtube.com/watch?v=p1zE11A_7R4&feature=share
Submitted May 27, 2021 at 04:14AM by insidiousify https://ift.tt/3utK3...
T-Pain’s club hits slimmed down with a piano and violin. May not be completely auto-tune free, but what a voice.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yfX7mCHbroc
Submitted May 27, 2021 at 04:29AM by J_LeVeL https://ift.tt/3vpul...
New ‘Hug the Sun’ feat. The Shädowmän (Aunty Donna)
https://youtu.be/JsI61-5s6i0
Submitted May 27, 2021 at 04:30AM by sumwhan https://ift.tt/3yEqf...
Crypto having a great day and Cardano looking ready for an explosion to the upside
https://youtu.be/LPnuoo1Nu4U
Submitted May 27, 2021 at 04:36AM by mlalanne17 https://ift.tt/3uqoZ...
SATISFYING | Fireworks in Reverse Compilation | ZEN
https://youtu.be/sZPHNMydsWk
Submitted May 27, 2021 at 04:36AM by tMilL-tENtEN https://ift.tt/3fu8S...
Surprise fart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txKLjkcts8U
Submitted May 27, 2021 at 04:47AM by H0BB5 https://ift.tt/2QT8o...
New Create Mod LP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnF1uJmss-A
Submitted May 27, 2021 at 04:49AM by Foureyedjimmy https://ift.tt/3oVcy...
Vagrant Holiday. A travel youtuber that camps illegally, and seems to hate every place he’s in.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7eFgRxfTZPI
Submitted May 27, 2021 at 05:16AM by Tedben2501 https://ift.tt/3g3vy...
Driving from a super volcano simulation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3-X3CNsVVs
Submitted May 27, 2021 at 05:17AM by SolidCree https://ift.tt/2QVzy...
Battle of the Shampoo Bottles... What a banger! Going to sing this in the shower for a while
https://youtu.be/7mGVx4IJ2-g
Submitted May 27, 2021 at 05:20AM by Charliemeows https://ift.tt/34l0Y...
The first girl to keep her hair together with chopsticks would have felt incredibly socially awkward
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Submitted May 26, 2021 at 05:32AM by ConesWithNan https://ift.tt/3yEzW...
Since Adam and Eve weren't born naturally, they didn't have belly buttons and thus any painting depicting them with belly buttons is inaccurate.
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Submitted May 26, 2021 at 05:33AM by CanadianW https://ift.tt/3oOfI...
Road Construction Video - Amazing drone shots
https://youtu.be/BdaUC-tEhhE
Submitted May 26, 2021 at 01:44AM by pablo397 https://ift.tt/2QRlm...
[CHOREOGRAPHY] BTS (방탄소년단) 'Butter' Dance Practice
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ujf3iJoWgrM&feature=share
Submitted May 26, 2021 at 01:46AM by EuphoricDrink https://ift.tt/3unCM...
Formula 1 engineers decided to cool gas to -30* C in order to fit 250 liters of gas into a 220 liter tank just to bypass a rule.
https://youtu.be/6ztibWb2eyQ?t=193
Submitted May 26, 2021 at 01:46AM by npowers007 https://ift.tt/3vohA...
Shiey - Journey Across Bosnia & Herzegovina | Part 1
https://youtu.be/45NK2cPO4xM
Submitted May 26, 2021 at 01:47AM by D1ad1e https://ift.tt/3fINp...
Gucci Mane & BigWalkDog - Poppin [Official Video]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dcbcxBSxQ0A&feature=share
Submitted May 26, 2021 at 01:48AM by EuphoricDrink https://ift.tt/3fgEr...
Transforming Customer Engagement in Debt Collections
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ2HWdrAvZc
Submitted May 26, 2021 at 01:48AM by WebLinkr https://ift.tt/3vmf2...
Russ Millions x Tion Wayne - Body [Music Video] | GRM Daily
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gYPX5juKBvg&feature=share
Submitted May 26, 2021 at 01:50AM by EuphoricDrink https://ift.tt/3g0fc...
How WhatsApp Business will change customer engagement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3mhnDht2g4
Submitted May 26, 2021 at 01:54AM by WebLinkr https://ift.tt/3hTj7...
If you stare you lose! Final boss of the internet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3d2o6caTMA
Submitted May 26, 2021 at 01:55AM by Lichbingeking https://ift.tt/3wz6S...
Dream Being Weird for 11 Minutes Straight
https://youtu.be/Q6V7KmJQSK4
Submitted May 26, 2021 at 02:01AM by random5421 https://ift.tt/3yDsc...
I Comissioned FAKE FOOD PRODUCTS That Don’t Exist Yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkHLBZjZ4o4
Submitted May 26, 2021 at 02:12AM by dorkieboy https://ift.tt/3wDpm...
It's storks, Jim, but not as we know it.
https://youtu.be/LLb_PQbKTGI
Submitted May 26, 2021 at 02:31AM by ZeBoyWunder https://ift.tt/3hQfG...
A Funny Short Film about a first date that's like oceans 11 meets Wedding Crashers
https://youtu.be/bejeSrHYRIs
Submitted May 26, 2021 at 04:29AM by TFC268 https://ift.tt/2QRQl...
Barcode Skateboarding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaWwoECuVJ8
Submitted May 26, 2021 at 04:31AM by scoobs https://ift.tt/3vod6...
Scissors Of Longinus
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XHTiPJ_umEs
Submitted May 26, 2021 at 04:40AM by throwawaydyingalone https://ift.tt/3wxbM...
The Dyson Show - Number 847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pDCZv0al0E
Submitted May 26, 2021 at 04:45AM by Xerces29 https://ift.tt/3fh9O...
Zombie movies
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2vPLVgAO6Sc
Submitted May 26, 2021 at 04:50AM by Gavinardo https://ift.tt/3oNMZ...
Mr Bubz hates the lemon
https://youtu.be/Bqh6SxQv8EI
Submitted May 26, 2021 at 04:50AM by vishnuthebest1 https://ift.tt/3oR3V...
Seems appropriate given what Friday is... RIP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXw6EMVRv3M
Submitted May 26, 2021 at 05:14AM by Stev0623 https://ift.tt/3hTYR...
Yuri Bezmenov: The Four Stages of Ideological Subversion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fx1BYwCwCI
Submitted May 26, 2021 at 05:22AM by cybershocker455 https://ift.tt/3fmPS...
Expensive House Tour Cliche
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iocZ42KGoIM
Submitted May 25, 2021 at 06:04AM by tam1413 https://ift.tt/3fhIm...
Identical Twins have a shared psychotic break, and start running into traffic on a busy motorway.
https://youtu.be/6agXn3fVnRs
Submitted May 25, 2021 at 06:09AM by hoosyourdaddyo https://ift.tt/3fOiR...
Throw some cheese on that bitch!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t83LXYiRul4
Submitted May 25, 2021 at 06:27AM by -IrrelevantElephant- https://ift.tt/34laU...
Verbal communication will go extinct soon.
This is due to the rapid integration of technology, like how even now I am texting effortlessly yet talking would be much more difficult... I think this is because it uses less mental energy (assuming fluency, in the case of texting without looking or thought). When I speak I must move my tongue very specifically and form certain sounds to make words....
Riddles can have a million answers to them, but only accept the answer they thought of when creating the riddle, that's the true riddle you need to solve.
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Submitted May 25, 2021 at 04:51AM by OpinionatedDad https://ift.tt/34g6m...
Every up-escalator can be down-escalator if you walk fast enough
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Submitted May 25, 2021 at 04:54AM by SirMattzilla https://ift.tt/3ujWl...
TRULYTRUE TRUE, The dead hates menthol due to molecular related properties so if you ever see a society removing menthol then they’re owned by the DEAD subconsciously
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Submitted May 25, 2021 at 04:57AM by BdotEscro https://ift.tt/2RMCc...
In the graph of sharpness vs usefulness for an object, there exists a point where sharpness is so high it just cuts through the empty spaces of an atom and becomes useless.
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Submitted May 25, 2021 at 05:12AM by alphabeta_g https://ift.tt/34fg1...
Your relationship with your phone will likely end in disaster.
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Submitted May 25, 2021 at 05:28AM by DrAwkward404 https://ift.tt/3fhWt...
Massive advancements in technology have tricked humans into thinking we have evolved more than we actually have.
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Submitted May 25, 2021 at 05:31AM by GuyMcFellow https://ift.tt/3vmIW...
You have to be at the heights to appreciate the depths
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Submitted May 25, 2021 at 05:32AM by chacham2 https://ift.tt/3fhWk...
Some recycling signs are made out of non-recyclable materials.
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Submitted May 25, 2021 at 05:34AM by DystopianAdvocate https://ift.tt/3fGuV...
Parents of adopted children usually have better relationships with their kids then step parents who are taking over the role. Even if the kid never knew their original parent.
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Submitted May 25, 2021 at 05:36AM by PickAJewX https://ift.tt/3vlw5...
When one person mispronounces something, it’s a mistake. But when an entire group does it, it becomes a regional accent.
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Submitted May 25, 2021 at 05:37AM by RevanchistSheev66 https://ift.tt/3bTL0...
Twitch has enough softcore content to rename itself Jiggle.
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Submitted May 25, 2021 at 05:37AM by wfezzari https://ift.tt/3fhWi...
There’s no way to preserve a woman’s essence, so make the most out of each moment you experience it
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Submitted May 25, 2021 at 05:39AM by Billy_T_Wierd https://ift.tt/3wvr7...
As a kid you never really value Birthday party’s because everyone is always involved in your life.
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Submitted May 25, 2021 at 05:39AM by igotmyphoneyesterday https://ift.tt/3wxt1...
In the future, people will debate whether the universe is flat or round
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Submitted May 25, 2021 at 05:40AM by Red-HawkEye https://ift.tt/3veNE...
Cemeteries have proven that humans don't make very good seeds.
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Submitted May 25, 2021 at 05:42AM by DystopianAdvocate https://ift.tt/3oNmv...
Moths could be reincarnated humans that fly into light to move onto their next life.
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Submitted May 24, 2021 at 06:21AM by GHOSTEE538 https://ift.tt/3udY0...
We hopefully are going to be revived by future humans.
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Submitted May 24, 2021 at 06:29AM by adiquette https://ift.tt/3oKUQ...
Every second you and a loved one is closer to death
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Submitted May 24, 2021 at 06:30AM by IAMTHEFELIPEGOD https://ift.tt/3oIPQ...
Kirby looking at other smash fighters is hat shopping.
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Submitted May 24, 2021 at 04:50AM by _DragonBlade_ https://ift.tt/3wrKF...
Most vegetarians or vegans who oppose the killing of animals also probably support ab0rtion.
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Submitted May 24, 2021 at 04:51AM by DubzBreezy https://ift.tt/2T4FW...
Bullies in schools for the blind have to be a lot more creative
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Submitted May 24, 2021 at 04:52AM by Ronnybeans https://ift.tt/3uck0...
Sigmund Freud revolutionized one of the most complex fields of science potentially in an attempt to justify his own sexual fetish
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Submitted May 24, 2021 at 04:57AM by AnarchyPigeon2020 https://ift.tt/3bO9t...
If you’re good at using superglue you’re also good at breaking things.
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Submitted May 24, 2021 at 04:58AM by Smack_Laboratory https://ift.tt/3oJc7...
An understated difference between humans and animals is the amount of dirt in our mouths we can tolerate.
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Submitted May 24, 2021 at 05:00AM by aytchdave https://ift.tt/3ubzX...
From a plant's point of view, people and animals are nothing more than manure factories
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Submitted May 24, 2021 at 05:07AM by TheIronPumpkin https://ift.tt/3ueDA...
There's no such thing as tomboy/tomgirl, just girls who like sports and woodshop and boys who like baking and sewing.
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Submitted May 24, 2021 at 05:08AM by LuckoftheFryish https://ift.tt/3uebu...
You can never change the audio quality of the music you rehear in your mind.
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Submitted May 24, 2021 at 05:13AM by croco_chomp https://ift.tt/2Thw1...
Ben Affleck is hated so much, people forget he’s in Good Will Hunting
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Submitted May 24, 2021 at 05:14AM by ChariotStuntDouble https://ift.tt/3wtG4...
All of the water in the world has at some point had turds floating in it.
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Submitted May 24, 2021 at 05:18AM by Fragglepusss https://ift.tt/2Sj3g...
Live Stream 001: Aerial_Knight's Never Yield, INDUSTRIA, Tinkertown, Gigapocalypse and more!
https://youtu.be/4-kdanQayCM
Submitted May 24, 2021 at 04:39AM by gamingroof https://ift.tt/3ugmo...
Best Scary Hacker Stories of All Time - feat.(Corpse Husband, Be.Busta and Lazy Masquerade))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hooOeiEu8o
Submitted May 24, 2021 at 04:42AM by zexstoi https://ift.tt/3feoZ...
Scariest game on oculus quest 2 Dread Halls
https://youtu.be/VzMn_w5riog
Submitted May 24, 2021 at 04:54AM by EricGlassVideos https://ift.tt/3wpqu...
I am a leader, I am A Primary School Teacher, personal development, lead...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NvTZlqKYCz4&feature=share
Submitted May 24, 2021 at 04:55AM by pltamint https://ift.tt/3hRxO...
Mr krabs quest for ass
https://youtu.be/p7y6YUk4vzg
Submitted May 24, 2021 at 05:06AM by SpicyRamen33 https://ift.tt/3ugml...
Foreign Accent Syndrome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCYGI0LvQws
Submitted May 24, 2021 at 05:07AM by bejansoda https://ift.tt/3hNSP...
I miss the audience ;(
https://youtu.be/BwJ9Xw4OMjw
Submitted May 24, 2021 at 05:09AM by Borgheed https://ift.tt/3ugmj...
Thoth's Prophecy
https://youtu.be/xvzZ56ZbWy8
Submitted May 24, 2021 at 05:20AM by potany https://ift.tt/3bPZU...
Complaints about slow drivers in the fast lane always boil down to someone complaining about being prevented from speeding.
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Submitted May 23, 2021 at 06:40AM by Diplomaticspouse https://ift.tt/3fB5w...
Many people are scared of being proven wrong
even when they realize they're wrong
Submitted May 23, 2021 at 06:43AM by zekej76 https://ift.tt/3fefq...
You almost never see airbags in car crashes in movies
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Submitted May 23, 2021 at 04:48AM by Trav_yeet https://ift.tt/3veQB...
Job posting without $ is tinder without pics
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Submitted May 23, 2021 at 04:49AM by brackettWI https://ift.tt/3fxa6...
Weeds think crops are weeds.
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Submitted May 23, 2021 at 04:51AM by BestGuessGuest https://ift.tt/3fGVa...
If you married someone with parents who are fugitives of the state, you will have outlaw inlaws.
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Submitted May 23, 2021 at 04:52AM by Hailhydra116 https://ift.tt/3bMWe...
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is the Adam Sandler of the Action Genre
Dwayne Johnson like Adam Sandler has been in a handful of good movies, and quite a few sub-par movies. But in all of the sub-par movies, it looks like he's having a blast.
Submitted May 23, 2021 at 04:53AM by Novalok https://ift.tt/3fHTN...
It's easier to remember more about a handful of people than knowing a handful about more people
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Submitted May 23, 2021 at 04:53AM by CowabungaMyDude https://ift.tt/3faTc...
Pro wrestling is the only job where your job is pretending to do the job and it’s still more dangerous than doing the real job
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Submitted May 23, 2021 at 04:58AM by Regularoldballoon https://ift.tt/3oH2T...
Times in which major news stories focused on environmentalism were also the times where there was the least conflict in the world.
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Submitted May 23, 2021 at 05:04AM by Dr_Orpheus_ https://ift.tt/3fCJE...
MarioKart is a pretty example of anti-capitalism since the first place has to pay more (blue shells) in order for the others to keep up.
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Submitted May 23, 2021 at 05:06AM by neysse2012 https://ift.tt/3oDhK...
Myspace was the pony Express of the internet.
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Submitted May 23, 2021 at 05:07AM by mark5301 https://ift.tt/3vcwG...
"X" is probably used to denote a greater increase/decrease in the clothing size scale because "X" also represents the horizontal axis.
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Submitted May 23, 2021 at 05:08AM by hellslave https://ift.tt/34aCb...
Sherlock Holmes is lucky he had good eyesight.
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Submitted May 23, 2021 at 05:10AM by DailySojourn https://ift.tt/3f7Fr...
Before the internet, the only way people can learn about what's going on in foreign countries is by reading or watching the news.
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Submitted May 23, 2021 at 05:14AM by CuriousRocketeer https://ift.tt/3fI3f...
You either enjoy what you do for a living or tolerate it so you can eventually find something you enjoy doing.
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Submitted May 23, 2021 at 05:14AM by mfairview https://ift.tt/3ue0g...
A sequel is technically a spoiler in itself since it tells you the main character survived the first movie.
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Submitted May 23, 2021 at 05:18AM by DrAwkward404 https://ift.tt/3veN8...
Eating an ape is technically cannibalism
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Submitted May 23, 2021 at 05:21AM by Python_Child https://ift.tt/3oOki...
If Mr. Clean was on drugs he technically wouldn’t be clean
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Submitted May 23, 2021 at 05:27AM by UncookedBrick https://ift.tt/3fHGW...
Regular grocery store bologna is probably just a giant hot dog that gets sliced
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Submitted May 23, 2021 at 05:33AM by eskimoexplosion https://ift.tt/3bMg3...
There are people out there who are multi-lingual and do not speak English
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Submitted May 22, 2021 at 06:20AM by rdejesus486 https://ift.tt/3oCJY...
Serial Killers are probably more likely to be killed because most people wouldn't kill unless their life is threatened.
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Submitted May 22, 2021 at 06:22AM by Deus-system-failed https://ift.tt/3fFgH...
Second marriages are probably happier than first marriages, but third and up marriages are probably less happy
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Submitted May 22, 2021 at 06:27AM by TheManWhoDelivers https://ift.tt/3bLZ9...
Humans have gone from being pack animals to being hive animals
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Submitted May 22, 2021 at 06:28AM by Notyetyeet https://ift.tt/342CQ...
Laziness isn't a bug, it's a feature.
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Submitted May 22, 2021 at 06:30AM by GameKyuubi https://ift.tt/3wDJP...
A group of people that rate different glasses is a focus focus group
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Submitted May 22, 2021 at 03:37AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/3wDwB...
Cloning machines would use .dna (or .rna) as file extentions for creature data
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Submitted May 22, 2021 at 03:46AM by JanuryFirstCakeDay https://ift.tt/3hHdg...
To a vampire, every person is a piñata.
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Submitted May 22, 2021 at 03:47AM by 9thTrysACharm https://ift.tt/2ShOX...
We deleted Vine only to create the exact same thing with TikTok and Instagram Reels
Vine was great.
Submitted May 22, 2021 at 03:48AM by chantvl https://ift.tt/3ysYb...
Pickle juice isn't juiced pickles
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Submitted May 22, 2021 at 03:49AM by Majorrme https://ift.tt/3u3Wc...
Disguising drug store employees as customers and having them buy condoms for shy teens too scared to come in would have a huge impact on teen pregnancies.
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Submitted May 22, 2021 at 04:49AM by ToyVaren https://ift.tt/3veAB...
‘Establishment’ isn’t always bad. It’s the end-result of trial and error.
We are living in an era where transformative change and revolution is praiseworthy, oftentimes due to displaced emotional resentment of ‘the system’ from dissatisfaction of certain aspects.
As a result, these days, there’s a tendency for people to eschew establishment thinking, and the ‘experts’. But it’s not always bad. It’s a conclusion that has...
Concrete and glass are mostly the same thing.
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Submitted May 22, 2021 at 05:00AM by northbathroom https://ift.tt/2QDHS...
Castrated men have post-nut clarity 24/7
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Submitted May 22, 2021 at 05:03AM by Frut_Jooos https://ift.tt/3u9O0...
There were probably land mammals with blowholes
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Submitted May 22, 2021 at 05:05AM by mntdevnull https://ift.tt/3oFIv...
Water is the only drink that cannot be watered down
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Submitted May 22, 2021 at 05:14AM by Lazyjinn https://ift.tt/3hHJx...
It's easier to get away with murder if you're a cop, not a serial killer.
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Submitted May 22, 2021 at 05:16AM by Rick-burp-Sanchez https://ift.tt/2RuHW...
Star Wars comm speed
In the Star Wars universe they not only figured out how to travel at the speed of light in ships, they found a way to make communications even faster shown by the instantaneous transmissions between beings spread throughout the galaxy. Example, the Jedi council meets and discusses real time with some Jedi on Coruscant (deep within the boundaries of...
Music is potentially clever, emotional, or cultural.
Bands that are two of these are big, bands that are all three are some of the greatest of all time.
Submitted May 22, 2021 at 05:21AM by YOLOFOMOetc https://ift.tt/3bLaa...
Depression doesn’t care about how privileged you are
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Submitted May 22, 2021 at 05:21AM by comefindme1231 https://ift.tt/3oCBj...
Danny Masterson knows he can run but not Hyde.
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Submitted May 22, 2021 at 05:21AM by degathor https://ift.tt/2RCbh...
Blood isn't red until you bleed
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Submitted May 22, 2021 at 05:23AM by Optimal-Marsupial-92 https://ift.tt/3vcnC...
Every household with electricity has billions of electrons chomping at the bit to do work for the homeowner. At the flick of a switch they all spring into action without any complaint. The amount of potential energy in every room is incredible.
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Submitted May 22, 2021 at 05:26AM by HoweHaTrick https://ift.tt/3oCsI...
You can tell the quality of a Chinese food place by the amount of chicken in their chicken balls
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Submitted May 21, 2021 at 05:04AM by CrankyHankyPanky https://ift.tt/3bJyu...
Actors acting in roles where they have to act like they don't know how to act takes a lot of acting knowledge to know how to act
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Submitted May 21, 2021 at 05:05AM by Ibeenjamin https://ift.tt/3oImv...
Having naturally flaccid teeth until you get hungry would have been a horrifying evolutionary trait
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Submitted May 21, 2021 at 05:06AM by abbbbbbbywhee https://ift.tt/344fl...
All the cute animals on the Internet have no idea they are on the Internet.
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Submitted May 21, 2021 at 05:08AM by Becauseisaidsotoo https://ift.tt/3fORo...
People graduate after 12 years of school just to go back to school for 4 more years.
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Submitted May 21, 2021 at 05:09AM by JawnPallJoans https://ift.tt/3wnH6...
Deep fryers are hot tubs but for food
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Submitted May 21, 2021 at 05:09AM by Yes-am-epic https://ift.tt/2SdAb...
No one is stopping animals from buying firearms if they are vetted and 18+.
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Submitted May 21, 2021 at 05:18AM by PutridNegotiation284 https://ift.tt/3oyRE...
Humans, like some computers have liquid cooling
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Submitted May 21, 2021 at 05:23AM by Emeraldking64 https://ift.tt/3f3eV...
My local liquor store has the most buck wild Instagram videos. George's Liquor-OKC
https://ift.tt/34g48DP
Submitted May 20, 2021 at 11:34PM by missesmoonbeam https://ift.tt/3fxqa...
2020 vs. 2014 CPUs: Intel i7-4790K, 4770K, & i5-4690K vs. 10600K, 10900K, 3700X, 3900X
https://youtu.be/j9HV9V5nzOc
Submitted May 21, 2021 at 02:28AM by removed_brain https://ift.tt/3ozUE...
Charlie bit my finger
https://youtu.be/_OBlgSz8sSM
Submitted May 21, 2021 at 02:53AM by Creepaface https://ift.tt/3bHA8...
When the dishwasher isn't done yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1Ua--vkOlY
Submitted May 21, 2021 at 02:54AM by DarkSoulPraiseTheSun https://ift.tt/3whst...
youtuber intros dot mp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxd0JTs7muE
Submitted May 21, 2021 at 02:56AM by Mechwarriorr5 https://ift.tt/2RDcy...
A video that I didn't edit myself but created a program to do it for me
https://youtube.com/watch?v=d-PeKORFuMI
Submitted May 21, 2021 at 03:06AM by brylevkirill https://ift.tt/3u5fk...
British Colman's Sausage Casserole Taste Test
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWCJXr4f4e0
Submitted May 21, 2021 at 04:28AM by dorkieboy https://ift.tt/3u4md...
Connor McGregor vs Hurricane Ophelia
https://youtu.be/4KPsn6Z24es
Submitted May 21, 2021 at 04:34AM by MassaChef https://ift.tt/3oMgB...
Top 15 Funniest George Lopez Show Moments (10-6)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euobjRhJFHo
Submitted May 21, 2021 at 04:58AM by dorkieboy https://ift.tt/2Rsg0...
TOKYO'S luxury Shopping Area OMOTESANDO Street View Adventure Tour | Explore Japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNRiEgrMG7c
Submitted May 21, 2021 at 05:02AM by dorkieboy https://ift.tt/3u865...
VERY ANGRY GUY PLAYING GTA V ONLINE (gta 5 trolling) [video from 2014]
https://youtu.be/1pHhL2pRFE8
Submitted May 21, 2021 at 05:12AM by Skeleton555 https://ift.tt/3f7G4...
Idiot road-rages with the wrong one.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RIi8xa2vTFk&feature=share
Submitted May 21, 2021 at 05:13AM by Familiar_Big3322 https://ift.tt/3v8Tc...
Marvel's LOKI opening scene. Official trailer 2021
https://youtu.be/ndPs0uYotqg
Submitted May 21, 2021 at 05:13AM by UnderstandingHot5768 https://ift.tt/3bFYC...
The Day Today - Peter O'Hanra-Hanrahan
https://youtu.be/7Bq_dkPkQUU
Submitted May 21, 2021 at 05:16AM by OxCoff33Bab3 https://ift.tt/2RsfU...
Family Guy - Sharing secrets
https://youtu.be/0keG1Zuut6c
Submitted May 21, 2021 at 05:20AM by LazyKerosene https://ift.tt/3wmew...
Nothing smells better than a woman’s beautiful feet
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Submitted May 20, 2021 at 06:16AM by Billy_T_Wierd https://ift.tt/3yn92...
Trauma physically takes things from you too. Don’t believe me? Why do some of us look so old after trauma..
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Submitted May 20, 2021 at 06:16AM by tricenotatreat https://ift.tt/2S4HF...
If you drink a lot of cheap alcohol you're an alcoholic. If you drink a lot of expensive alcohol you're a connoisseur.
Brought to you by my shower.
Submitted May 20, 2021 at 06:17AM by EXGTACAMLS https://ift.tt/3wns1...
On average, every woman and man on Earth has 1 testicle.
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Submitted May 20, 2021 at 06:17AM by StoopidMunk https://ift.tt/2T4iY...
If Papa Doc rose his hand after Eminem's first line during the final battle, it would've been really awkward.
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Submitted May 20, 2021 at 06:20AM by Sgoody614 https://ift.tt/2QCtq...
Any sized bag of chips is “snack sized” if you believe in yourself.
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Submitted May 20, 2021 at 06:23AM by Detective_Jarvis https://ift.tt/33WNj...
Bill Gates built the Internet roads that Mark Zuckerberg used to make his billions
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Submitted May 20, 2021 at 06:24AM by hopevamt https://ift.tt/3bFlT...
Empaths get hurt the most
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Submitted May 20, 2021 at 06:24AM by Sherifarouk https://ift.tt/3fvRI...
Billionaires probably fear that society will one day reach its breaking point and come after them with pitchforks.
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Submitted May 20, 2021 at 06:24AM by McFlyLikeAnEagle https://ift.tt/3wpXR...
If Tinder was around during Prohibition some people would have had "5:00 Friendly" in their profiles
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Submitted May 20, 2021 at 04:53AM by TheRedditLifeChoseMe https://ift.tt/3wl1K...
The human race has the power to declare the Earth is shaped like an onion ring against empirical evidence. We just choose not to.
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Submitted May 20, 2021 at 04:59AM by Pearse_Borty https://ift.tt/3yrbQ...
As long as a fortune was predicted thousands of years ago, it is far more likely be believed.... but those people didn't even know that the mitochondria was the powerhouse of the cell.
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Submitted May 20, 2021 at 05:03AM by FlexMastaG https://ift.tt/2SdJH...
After a 14-month reprieve, many of us have to recondition our minds and bodies to suck in our guts in social situations
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Submitted May 20, 2021 at 05:05AM by dutchapplepoptart https://ift.tt/3yt3Q...
Only very few people are born and live their lives truly free.
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Submitted May 20, 2021 at 05:09AM by CaramldelightAUS https://ift.tt/3u77Q...
hey ya by outkast and no children by the mountain goats are about the same thing.
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Submitted May 20, 2021 at 05:10AM by rgilre99 https://ift.tt/3futx...
None of us will ever 100% agree with anyone else.
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Submitted May 20, 2021 at 05:13AM by KaraokeKing1 https://ift.tt/3oxXI...
the person who was in charge of the 20th century fox animation had our childhood in his hand and twist it in any
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Submitted May 20, 2021 at 05:16AM by JunkMailUK_LLC https://ift.tt/343ew...
A rooster crows but a crow caws.
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Submitted May 20, 2021 at 05:16AM by bagging-screws https://ift.tt/2SaAB...
Niagra falls but Viagra rises.
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Submitted May 20, 2021 at 05:24AM by Foresight_2020 https://ift.tt/3v2Y4...
Everyone thinks the quiet kids are the good kids, when in reality they just need help.
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Submitted May 20, 2021 at 05:25AM by lana_moose https://ift.tt/3eYf2...
The comments our teachers put in our report cards as children almost never match up with the person we grow up to be.
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Submitted May 19, 2021 at 05:03AM by VerbotenPublish https://ift.tt/2S5QZ...
Flesh light vacuum attachment
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Submitted May 19, 2021 at 05:11AM by sexy-Homoerectus https://ift.tt/3owKj...
“Youngest person to” world records can be taken from someone, but can’t be won back.
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Submitted May 19, 2021 at 05:16AM by TutiGamer-_- https://ift.tt/3bCf8...
The word ‘statistical,’ is a tongue-twister that can be easily mispronounced to include both tits and testicles.
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Submitted May 19, 2021 at 05:21AM by NorCalNavyMike https://ift.tt/3hGiK...
Star Trek on The IT Crowd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x-ATlpqo1M
Submitted May 19, 2021 at 03:58AM by FranktheMug https://ift.tt/3yklU...
Matthew Holness - Garth Marenghi's Dark Place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxxQ_4nRIQc
Submitted May 19, 2021 at 04:00AM by FranktheMug https://ift.tt/3wi8W...
Apex Legends - Season 9 | Comic Page 3
https://youtu.be/wCOxzkAK7JU
Submitted May 19, 2021 at 04:01AM by SirChocolateBear https://ift.tt/3eYoc...
This Man's Exquisitely Handcrafted Bird Cages Sell for Thousands of Dollars - Tucked away inside a block of residential flats is a small shop selling painstakingly handcrafted bird cages. Serious songbird enthusiasts from all over the world go to Teng Leng Foo when they need a home for their birds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFRRc1CHpsY
Submitted May 19, 2021 at 04:07AM by InternationalForm3 https://ift.tt/3fx9P...
Two Dinosaurs TRY : Hardee's Carl's Jr vs KFC New Chicken Sandwich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY0nfDOChD8
Submitted May 19, 2021 at 04:08AM by dorkieboy https://ift.tt/33RRb...
Norm MacDonald on Margaret Thatcher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YNi11261So
Submitted May 19, 2021 at 04:14AM by AlbinNyden https://ift.tt/3v1KK...
Did you know that?!?!?
https://youtu.be/5ydFVpdfV18
Submitted May 19, 2021 at 04:14AM by footyvines0000 https://ift.tt/2S6oQ...
Pentagon UFO investigation revelations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG-nRiNWfKI
Submitted May 19, 2021 at 04:18AM by dorkieboy https://ift.tt/3osmx...
My first small-budget music video just got accepted into a short film festival! It's a pretty bloody story about what could go wrong if you stole the drug stash from an EDM festival
https://youtu.be/DHxsSdeeftI
Submitted May 19, 2021 at 04:18AM by TheOreo https://ift.tt/2S6oD...
Top 15 Scary Videos that are Freaking Viewers Out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bTdeXUSw78
Submitted May 19, 2021 at 04:29AM by dorkieboy https://ift.tt/3ov2h...
cockney parents' evening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUN0RLF-WuU
Submitted May 19, 2021 at 04:42AM by FranktheMug https://ift.tt/3wlBG...
Peter Does an Adventure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0-G_0t_USQ
Submitted May 19, 2021 at 04:47AM by Guava_T-Rex https://ift.tt/2Rs0I...
It’s not much, but it’s honest work.
https://youtu.be/Pc6Ag9b4E_Q
Submitted May 19, 2021 at 04:54AM by rossionq1 https://ift.tt/2S16I...
putting 2 ramen flavor packets in 1 serving of ramen noodles
https://youtu.be/b5I7NtOEzbQ
Submitted May 19, 2021 at 04:54AM by Late-Brilliant8836 https://ift.tt/3bBLM...
Charles Grodin Master Class RIP
https://youtu.be/lHDMn_ogRHU
Submitted May 19, 2021 at 04:57AM by irvingstark https://ift.tt/3orQz...
Latest: Marble League 2021 Practice Race + NEW TEAM REVEAL!
https://youtu.be/TSva59RT-gE
Submitted May 19, 2021 at 04:57AM by WarOfNoise https://ift.tt/3tYEc...
Louis Theroux: The Ultra Zionists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DFUqZRXQ28
Submitted May 19, 2021 at 05:00AM by OopBopShaBam https://ift.tt/3fw8J...
best aim in cod (totally not clickbait)
https://youtu.be/Gi9dLcW9o1k
Submitted May 19, 2021 at 05:01AM by paniic98k https://ift.tt/3hBCW...
A cheeky little animation my friend made - Antipsychosis.
https://youtu.be/k1YssBA4MtU
Submitted May 19, 2021 at 05:21AM by Joseph_Winterson https://ift.tt/3yovL...
If you're ever feeling down, just imagine a parental figure coming into your room and asking if you are winning. Then respond accordingly and tell them everything and why you're winning or not. You'll feel a lot better about yourself and the issue will seem a lot smaller.
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Submitted May 18, 2021 at 06:36AM by I_person https://ift.tt/3omAK...
If puns are the lowest form of comedy then there are a lot of "jokes" that must not even qualify.
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Submitted May 18, 2021 at 06:43AM by Vandal_A https://ift.tt/2RqRX...
It's no wonder than Florida has lenient gun laws, since the state itself looks like a gun (on maps)
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Submitted May 18, 2021 at 06:46AM by RewardingSand https://ift.tt/3fsgs...
You loose all credibility if you “dad sneeze” after yelling about anything.
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Submitted May 18, 2021 at 03:35AM by Bak3Dgoods420 https://ift.tt/33PTS...
The Malfoys never told Dobby to do the laundry because his predecessor was accidentally freed one day when they ran out of clean socks.
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Submitted May 18, 2021 at 04:29AM by UsernameForgotten100 https://ift.tt/3eV1f...
Being able to do the splits is impressive but unnecessary in everything except ballet and martial arts.
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Submitted May 18, 2021 at 04:31AM by VerbotenPublish https://ift.tt/33Rxj...
Jobs in technology are ironically the least likely to be taken over by robots
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Submitted May 18, 2021 at 04:46AM by _Princess__Consuela_ https://ift.tt/3bxEq...
It's been decades since, "who let the dogs out." And still, it is impossible to seriously inquire who left the gate open and allowed the dogs to escape
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Submitted May 18, 2021 at 04:51AM by Dexterthedoberman https://ift.tt/2Qrun...
You've probably had a coin in your possession worth more than your car and didn't realize it
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Submitted May 18, 2021 at 04:51AM by bigolbrian https://ift.tt/3uVyI...
In like 70 years some kids will stuble onto there grandmothers onlyfans
Think back to highschool what if your friends found your grandma's onlyfans knowing my friends that would lead to never ending ballbusting
Submitted May 18, 2021 at 04:53AM by Johnnydoesthings16 https://ift.tt/3fqy5...
Dreams are your brain performing improv
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Submitted May 18, 2021 at 04:59AM by Jfuentes6 https://ift.tt/3wiNX...
Hurt feelings is the most painful thing in the world.
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Submitted May 18, 2021 at 05:01AM by Independent_Push_599 https://ift.tt/3osZF...
If you live in New York, there is a good chance that your furniture is worth less than the space that it occupies.
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Submitted May 18, 2021 at 05:07AM by Sudovoodoo80 https://ift.tt/3eRHe...
Bloating and fullness after eating a small meal is nature's gastric bypass surgery
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Submitted May 18, 2021 at 05:08AM by GorillaS0up https://ift.tt/2Rikl...
We technically don't control our bodies, as we are technically just a pink mushroom inside of a prison made of bone. We just electrocute our muscles until they move.
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Submitted May 18, 2021 at 05:17AM by throwaway328472894 https://ift.tt/3foM9...
Any average-sized person in the West is technically big in Japan.
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Submitted May 18, 2021 at 05:21AM by DrAwkward404 https://ift.tt/33R0x...
The sun is a star. Oh ya.
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Submitted May 18, 2021 at 05:22AM by BuckhenryO https://ift.tt/3tW2J...
Irregardless is the most useless word ever
Ir=without, less =without. Irregardless: without a lack of regard, or just to have regard.
Submitted May 18, 2021 at 05:28AM by ScherwinAbdulkarim https://ift.tt/2SNoR...
Dirt is cleaner than most things we’d consider dirty
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Submitted May 18, 2021 at 05:28AM by benjihanaa https://ift.tt/3bydA...
If you live every day like it's your last, you'll never have clean clothes because nobody wants to do laundry on their last day.
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Submitted May 18, 2021 at 05:30AM by Caleb-the-God https://ift.tt/3wiQF...
Most of us think that we’re above average, where only half of us can really be.
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Submitted May 18, 2021 at 05:32AM by user_potat0 https://ift.tt/3hyl9...
penises are guns but the have a big delay on them
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Submitted May 17, 2021 at 05:36AM by adam3137 https://ift.tt/3fkGA...
If life was like Pokémon, then Femboys would evolve into drag queens
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Submitted May 17, 2021 at 05:41AM by Bread_the_god https://ift.tt/3fk8O...
People in movies and TV speak flawlessly, never tripping over even one word.
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Submitted May 17, 2021 at 05:44AM by EasyNightly https://ift.tt/2Rrsm...
The artist and words we need right now - Speak the hungarian-rapper stop the war
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ye34rhuhdw
Submitted May 17, 2021 at 03:31AM by ourcityofdreams https://ift.tt/3tSyd...
When you think you are smart. Hahaha
https://youtu.be/nTZQO-r9hlk
Submitted May 17, 2021 at 03:36AM by DLegendEmp https://ift.tt/2SXdO...
Zeist, 21st Century Art Movie, Artist John Emmett
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM7KuSYeTmw
Submitted May 17, 2021 at 03:45AM by artistjohnemmett https://ift.tt/3tRJ1...
Racial Sensitivity in corporate - Better Off Ted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyXNmiTIupg
Submitted May 17, 2021 at 03:47AM by CapableWeb https://ift.tt/3wbHk...
New Radicals - You Get What You Give (Official Music Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZE
Submitted May 17, 2021 at 03:56AM by MattIsANewtype https://ift.tt/3optN...
Took some drone shots of a few boats today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpXtwCGnx1s
Submitted May 17, 2021 at 03:59AM by Daymantcob https://ift.tt/3bOdw...
Josh Swain Fight (An Absolute Josh Battle Royale)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EStVpzBqpOs
Submitted May 17, 2021 at 03:59AM by xCredence https://ift.tt/3wacG...
That time Conan got a concussion while taping an episode of the Tonight Show
https://youtu.be/B8grvYcdhYk
Submitted May 17, 2021 at 04:09AM by Beaver-Weed https://ift.tt/3wfPc...
BUYING EVERY CRYPTO - What happened After 1 Week (Spiff Vs Elon) - Binance Is Perfectly Balanced
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WthdprrDsM0
Submitted May 17, 2021 at 04:09AM by mouthofreason https://ift.tt/3w9nT...
MF DOOM - Avalanche (prod. Second Wizards)
https://youtu.be/N5pQbajjOkg
Submitted May 17, 2021 at 04:21AM by secondwizards https://ift.tt/3ydQs...
Bonnie McKee - American Girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Uh6VZF0R5U
Submitted May 17, 2021 at 04:26AM by MattIsANewtype https://ift.tt/2RWFL...
A Tiny But Awesome Build! LEGO Speed Champions Ferrari F40
https://youtu.be/OW_BZb3wcI8
Submitted May 17, 2021 at 04:34AM by Rhysdaking https://ift.tt/3eT5g...
Jon Astley - Jane's Gettin Serious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2mAQPwYf7A
Submitted May 17, 2021 at 04:37AM by Siaphan https://ift.tt/3w9o0...
Du Hast by Rammstein Performed by Kids!!! / O'Keefe Music Foundation
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2_rHQvKFq4&feature=emb_title
Submitted May 17, 2021 at 04:47AM by Achillea616 https://ift.tt/3tSSd...
Katy Perry - Chained To The Rhythm (Official) ft. Skip Marley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um7pMggPnug
Submitted May 17, 2021 at 04:48AM by MattIsANewtype https://ift.tt/3hrIu...
Stop trying to be the biggest person on the internet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqk9cI-Egmw
Submitted May 17, 2021 at 05:06AM by artemalexandra https://ift.tt/3hCNA...
Guy nails every accent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPAr3RpHugM
Submitted May 17, 2021 at 05:11AM by scoobs https://ift.tt/2Qq0f...
Forging a Katana from a rusted iron chain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oHUYu4Itt4
Submitted May 17, 2021 at 05:15AM by scoobs https://ift.tt/3hu03...
Typical Japanese game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmw2eeLooyI
Submitted May 17, 2021 at 05:18AM by seacobs https://ift.tt/3tQH9...
My Realtor makes music videos parodies on the side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsMhqdkTpwM
Submitted May 17, 2021 at 05:25AM by Valentine1026 https://ift.tt/3fnT2...
To the pistachio shells that are closed all the way. Touche
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Submitted May 16, 2021 at 05:11AM by NDT4PRES https://ift.tt/3bqo1...
The hardest part about selling a house is teaching the new owners how to use the not so perfect appliances
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Submitted May 16, 2021 at 05:13AM by jack_man14 https://ift.tt/2SUky...
Technically, if you are told to "Go back to your country", you would have to go somewhere back in Africa
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Submitted May 16, 2021 at 05:14AM by IeatChildrenyum https://ift.tt/3ovU4...
Men and Women are the same essences on different physical-chemical octaves
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Submitted May 16, 2021 at 05:18AM by astralspacehermit https://ift.tt/3hB6W...
Someone who thinks they're going to heaven probably won't
A person with no conscience feels no guilt. A person with a strong conscience feels remorse for even the smaller things.
Submitted May 16, 2021 at 05:20AM by Dakrys https://ift.tt/3om3M...
Only in space can you see the sun and have a dark sky.
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Submitted May 16, 2021 at 05:25AM by watch_baccano https://ift.tt/3tPYY...
Taking a nap or drinking a cup of coffee help you stay alert but are both opposite in they way they work.
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Submitted May 16, 2021 at 05:29AM by Thorway25 https://ift.tt/3hsDV...
Jasmin only starts liking Aladdin because he has a much cooler ride than any of the other princes before him.
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Submitted May 16, 2021 at 05:29AM by Radthereptile https://ift.tt/2RWX0...
"The Sixth Sense" is a horror story because it's about a guy who keeps going to work even after he's dead.
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Submitted May 16, 2021 at 05:30AM by DrAwkward404 https://ift.tt/3ol2W...
Saying "Don't let the bed bugs bite" has been used literally
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Submitted May 16, 2021 at 05:30AM by JoepoeChild https://ift.tt/3uQFi...
Block out camera blocker
https://youtu.be/eGO6BKS4Gj0
Submitted May 16, 2021 at 04:28AM by seankimbal https://ift.tt/3ydpe...
Former Special Ops sniper Nicholas Irving casually demonstrates how quick you have to be with mental math to simply adjust a rifle scope for target distance and height alone
https://youtu.be/HB0CZ_5sPPw?t=362
Submitted May 16, 2021 at 04:29AM by Wolfgang_von_Goetse https://ift.tt/3uSKC...
Hevesh5 is AMAZING and cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWgH0hXZKrE
Submitted May 16, 2021 at 04:31AM by llcorona https://ift.tt/3tSM2...
Ladies and gentlemen, may i present to you, the composer for Final Fantasy 14.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBt4zT_PBmw&t=43s
Submitted May 16, 2021 at 04:45AM by kesade https://ift.tt/2ST8a...
In 1992, critics refused to believe Maria Carey's voice was really that good, so she had to perform live on mtv unplugged to show them. And she did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4abd6m71hk
Submitted May 16, 2021 at 04:46AM by SulIyFromCommando https://ift.tt/3uTu8...
Alfred A. Ring Park. It's a gem in a busy town.
https://youtu.be/bKGwjN7zPbA
Submitted May 16, 2021 at 04:47AM by zynthesis1981 https://ift.tt/2QpSx...
When you buy a new camera
https://youtu.be/BaQwYypeAPw
Submitted May 16, 2021 at 04:50AM by Madkiller534 https://ift.tt/3hu5w...
The Sports Doctor
https://youtu.be/HLi7dJGs1fI
Submitted May 16, 2021 at 04:52AM by butterflydisses https://ift.tt/33JCn...
New Cat Musical Instrument
https://youtu.be/b_rlsI1ZOYk
Submitted May 16, 2021 at 04:53AM by HannahTheRat https://ift.tt/3btrq...
Dog vs Joker figure
https://youtu.be/hqHX7Ci-_tY
Submitted May 16, 2021 at 04:54AM by Megs230m https://ift.tt/3eNSC...
TLeicester players present chairman Khun Top with FA Cup trophy!
https://youtu.be/MEUrMCiBXLw
Submitted May 16, 2021 at 04:57AM by lexat100 https://ift.tt/3y7Bm...
How Babies are made
https://youtu.be/q3Dpu0ZApbw
Submitted May 16, 2021 at 05:01AM by JKLOL2157 https://ift.tt/3bt1A...
Thinking you’re special is the least special thing.
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Submitted May 15, 2021 at 04:47AM by TravelingManTN https://ift.tt/3w57v...
The most important part of a cup is the part where the cup isn't.
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Submitted May 15, 2021 at 04:50AM by Jack_Mackerel https://ift.tt/3eKlh...
Filing incorrect taxes in the U.S. can easily be construed as federally sanctioned entrapment.
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Submitted May 15, 2021 at 04:54AM by cjrand1122 https://ift.tt/3ePzt...
It must be really weird for some people when they realize that a song was written about their family member.
Whether it be a breakup song or otherwise.
Submitted May 15, 2021 at 04:56AM by RiverSmoak https://ift.tt/3oizG...
Many people's entire existence consists of bringing joy to other people's lives in exchange for the ability to bring joy to one's own.
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Submitted May 15, 2021 at 05:00AM by photonoobie https://ift.tt/33ITl...
We live in a world where we get so upset if you assume someone’s gender but gender reveal parties are more popular than ever!
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Submitted May 15, 2021 at 05:09AM by comer1434 https://ift.tt/3uUZQ...
If goldfish are sentient, they are probably really disturbed Big Mouth Billy Bass.
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Submitted May 15, 2021 at 05:10AM by IOnlyEatPizzaRolls https://ift.tt/3wavU...
Every night when you go to sleep you get a sneak preview of what death will be like
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Submitted May 15, 2021 at 05:14AM by Baba_Yaga1990 https://ift.tt/3y5Pw...
Donkey meet is a real thing, so if you eat donkey meat, you are technically eating ass.
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Submitted May 15, 2021 at 05:19AM by Ok-Ad1419 https://ift.tt/3oiZ6...
It must have been an extreme financial burden for Jigsaw to pay for all his traps
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Submitted May 15, 2021 at 05:27AM by Reidddddddd https://ift.tt/3hp1P...
SO DANÇO SAMBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQd_eRDnVsA
Submitted May 15, 2021 at 04:32AM by ahmadinebro https://ift.tt/3uUXr...
Great Advice for Shy Guys out there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvkKCgQ0ppg
Submitted May 15, 2021 at 04:33AM by The_24-7_Gentleman https://ift.tt/3y7IQ...
J. Cole fans every time he drops an album
https://youtu.be/QEDVF2n_ueY
Submitted May 15, 2021 at 04:43AM by Dollar99Man https://ift.tt/3fgEk...
Sweden shows up and sinks US carrier and just leaves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L26RZdmQ2nE
Submitted May 15, 2021 at 04:52AM by TR_Ninja_Broccoli https://ift.tt/3hria...
Demolition Ranch goes for the Dressing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqeuPfGu9bQ
Submitted May 15, 2021 at 05:07AM by natesovenator https://ift.tt/3hvCL...
When you have only 60 seconds to live, and no internet.
https://youtu.be/QcBLOQco-6g
Submitted May 15, 2021 at 05:07AM by HowDoIHummus https://ift.tt/3tUD3...
Cliff Jump Into Shark!! (Scary)
https://youtu.be/2-7M5auivvM
Submitted May 15, 2021 at 05:07AM by zwhyel https://ift.tt/3tNYv...
"Play-to-Earn" Video Game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo-BrASMHU4
Submitted May 15, 2021 at 05:09AM by xerim https://ift.tt/3tNlp...
A song written and sung by a victim of the sewol ferry later duetted by Kim hang hoon
https://youtu.be/q89hTYJ470s
Submitted May 15, 2021 at 05:11AM by Mspi-101 https://ift.tt/3ogAR...
This is how you can use bitcoin as an actual currency. Lightning Network. Here I transfer 6 USD of bitcoin from my phone to my tablet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW-7XBrSqCI
Submitted May 15, 2021 at 05:12AM by sgtslaughterTV https://ift.tt/3tMMH...
Absolutely Amazing Haka
https://youtu.be/CSDspfBlo88?t=490
Submitted May 14, 2021 at 05:52AM by farkenell https://ift.tt/2RiDp...
+44 Recording "No It Isn't" in Studio 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzzQbckESmU
Submitted May 14, 2021 at 06:00AM by Desperate-Rate-2083 https://ift.tt/3ffNl...
Glitches and bugs in Assassin's Creed have an in-game explanation.
Because the Animus is just an advanced computer
Submitted May 14, 2021 at 04:32AM by captain_skillful https://ift.tt/3w4SI...
Burning onions in a pan of oil makes you cry way more than just cutting them ..
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Submitted May 14, 2021 at 04:36AM by poetically_incorrect https://ift.tt/3w3et...
By the power of the internet, language, and your brain combined, your breathing shall be set to manual
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Submitted May 14, 2021 at 04:40AM by Blocky_Bagel https://ift.tt/2QeKz...
All the idiots that filled plastic bags/trash cans/Tupperware containers etc with gas can’t be from jersey because they don’t pump their own gas
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Submitted May 14, 2021 at 04:41AM by PhantomYankee https://ift.tt/3fkKt...
One day we are going to look someone in the eyes and wonder if it’s a robot or a real person.
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Submitted May 14, 2021 at 04:46AM by braingemz https://ift.tt/3hoW6...
Door open or closed when you sleep
People always talk about do you sleep with the door open or closed. I think the real question is do you live alone or have multiple people in the house. Because if you’re telling me you sleep with the door closed in an empty house I think you’re crazy.
Submitted May 14, 2021 at 04:47AM by highas_giraffepussy https://ift.tt/3oeTl...
The color Green is weird. It's simultaneously used as the relaxing color of nature, and the disgusting color of vomit and radioactive waste.
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Submitted May 14, 2021 at 04:50AM by Thebenmix11 https://ift.tt/2RVZX...
The one true moment you find yourself getting old is when you have to put your hair color on an ID as gray and not whatever color it used to be. It hurts.
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Submitted May 14, 2021 at 04:52AM by engineerdrummer https://ift.tt/3uL8z...
Nobody has ever heard your speaking voice the way it sounds to you when you speak
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Submitted May 14, 2021 at 04:52AM by chiphchopchip https://ift.tt/3eIvC...
The "right" way to make an L sound is with your tongue on the top/front teeth but a much better "L" sound is made with your tongue tucked into the bottom of your mouth.
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Submitted May 14, 2021 at 04:53AM by OurNextPresident https://ift.tt/3odG4...
There’s an infinitesimal chance that the laws of nature have only happened thus far from coincidence
There’s no way to fully prove the laws of nature, we can test our theories billions of times, and it would never be a 100% fact
Submitted May 14, 2021 at 05:02AM by Shiggle_wiggle https://ift.tt/3boqU...
Your performance in school is dependent on your memory
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Submitted May 14, 2021 at 05:04AM by DaDank_69 https://ift.tt/3hpvM...
You were once so small that you had to look up to see your parents knees.
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Submitted May 14, 2021 at 05:22AM by Nachhallen https://ift.tt/3uYq3...
The way the amount of famous people increases each year is the ultimate example of quantity over quality.
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Submitted May 14, 2021 at 05:25AM by DrAwkward404 https://ift.tt/3eM6P...
The sexual assault rates in the (ATLA) Water Tribe must be incredibly low because any male predators know a blood bender could bend all their blood to their waang until it explodes and they die of massive blood loss.
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Submitted May 14, 2021 at 05:25AM by NorthWoodsTraveler https://ift.tt/3eKui...
The first sign of being ready to move out on your own is when you get annoyed that your roommates mess with the thermostat.
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Submitted May 14, 2021 at 05:26AM by Cowgurl901 https://ift.tt/3tLRm...
There are people who have a few years of life left dictating the quality of life over the next 30-50 years for younger people.
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Submitted May 14, 2021 at 05:27AM by Fleshy1537 https://ift.tt/3uMo6...
a lot of posts that get a lot of attention usually have videos or photos attached.
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Submitted May 14, 2021 at 05:28AM by super-eric https://ift.tt/3w5GK...
Childhoos ciuld be xonsiderf tir jpb. Adulrhiod cpuld ne condied eredyou rcatreer.
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Submitted May 14, 2021 at 05:29AM by ShadTheCarnVorer https://ift.tt/3tPNJ...
Glasses supposedly make you look like a "nerd," but sunglasses make you look "cool."
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Submitted May 14, 2021 at 01:14AM by Ambrosem123 https://ift.tt/3ofCG...
Certain homeless people are the only people okay with working way under the minimum wage.
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Submitted May 14, 2021 at 01:15AM by drakner1 https://ift.tt/3ocTX...
If you don’t smile in any of your pictures, or just do lip smiles, people think you have bad teeth; which can be worse than just showing your teeth.
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Submitted May 14, 2021 at 01:25AM by jumpman02 https://ift.tt/3bkq7...
More Dunkey More Problems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVVum6X3TuM
Submitted May 14, 2021 at 12:37AM by CurReign https://ift.tt/3eGXF...
Subscription boxes have gone way too far!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxaa-WF0N2k
Submitted May 14, 2021 at 12:42AM by Beelzeben666 https://ift.tt/3bmvh...
Satisfying cooking video I made. One pot sage chicken thighs with stewed kale over rice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wOdeHOpW-8
Submitted May 14, 2021 at 12:46AM by MasterCater https://ift.tt/3w955...
Bringing an Above Ground Pool to the Beach so We Can Swim
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zSJAuJrUAQ4&feature=share
Submitted May 14, 2021 at 12:49AM by love2go https://ift.tt/3w8CR...
Friends: The Reunion | Official Teaser | HBO Max
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MedRN92V6lE
Submitted May 14, 2021 at 12:49AM by badebadedeshonme https://ift.tt/3eP10...
I played the worst Warhammer 40k Games on Steam
https://youtu.be/R_veQ1uFxRQ
Submitted May 14, 2021 at 12:50AM by Potpottron https://ift.tt/3fjXW...
This guy made a real-life hoverboard out of a massive drone and took it to a Wendy's Drive-Thru
https://youtu.be/nU1L08_4_o0
Submitted May 14, 2021 at 12:50AM by TyNewcomb https://ift.tt/3y9XY...
Chainsaw art
https://youtube.com/watch?v=u0hejnLkaeM&feature=share
Submitted May 14, 2021 at 12:56AM by refjep1 https://ift.tt/3brOM...
New Day, Art of the 21st Century, Art Movie, Artist John Emmett
https://youtu.be/ZNA4mHkeF5I
Submitted May 14, 2021 at 01:01AM by artistjohnemmett https://ift.tt/33Ie1...
SpaceX Starship SN15 Flight Test Recap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CZTLogln34
Submitted May 14, 2021 at 01:04AM by LockStockNL https://ift.tt/3eKfE...
Debunked: Magnets Sticking To Your Arm Where You Got Your COVID Vaccine Injection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUJFvCt0rao
Submitted May 14, 2021 at 01:11AM by BenzDriverS https://ift.tt/3ffda...
More Dunkey More Problems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVVum6X3TuM
Submitted May 14, 2021 at 01:13AM by my_cake_day_is_420_ https://ift.tt/3hqjI...
Why you shouldn’t put bags or open containers of gasoline in your car.
https://youtu.be/bpd809H7Fw0
Submitted May 14, 2021 at 01:13AM by Stizzrickle https://ift.tt/3hprQ...
The Woke Guide To Gender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAyj1gS8Gmc
Submitted May 14, 2021 at 01:14AM by The_Fortunate_Fool https://ift.tt/33HEa...
*I MADE PULL APART GARLIC BREAD*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZnH3aaOhI4
Submitted May 14, 2021 at 01:16AM by KingVulcannus https://ift.tt/2RTvD...
Aerial View of Сhernobyl Exclusion Zone, Ukraine - 4K Drone Footage about Abandoned City
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK7x6lUUsYo
Submitted May 14, 2021 at 01:18AM by nikbelikov https://ift.tt/3uOXV...
Lady Dimitrescu versus Bully Maguire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZvxb9slb3U
Submitted May 14, 2021 at 01:21AM by Blanche69 https://ift.tt/3uPkY...
Silent library challenge...
https://youtu.be/3YO4ITSJgMw
Submitted May 14, 2021 at 01:22AM by JustJoshTv https://ift.tt/3eK8K...
The ending is a priceless cherry on top
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoUc139wE7Y&t=188s
Submitted May 14, 2021 at 01:23AM by PineappleTreePro https://ift.tt/3fmlb...
Starship SN15 Flight Test Recap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CZTLogln34
Submitted May 14, 2021 at 01:23AM by Never-asked-for-this https://ift.tt/3brOL...
Charlotte NC Greenway Tour ( pt1)
https://youtu.be/wZH-K0ywskc
Submitted May 12, 2021 at 08:09AM by Upstairs-Shirt9069 https://ift.tt/2Qgan...
Mansour Bahrami trick underarm serve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EChL-KhsMGc
Submitted May 12, 2021 at 08:09AM by kisstheraino https://ift.tt/33yQI...
Sesame Street: Elvis Costello & Elmo Sing a Monster Went and Ate My Red 2
https://youtu.be/KxardpBReQc
Submitted May 12, 2021 at 08:17AM by Semi-koherent https://ift.tt/3o9W3...
Making music on the worst day of the San Francisco pandemic. (music)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtM69JC8_dY
Submitted May 12, 2021 at 08:19AM by Desperate-Rate-2083 https://ift.tt/33yfq...
A black lady’s sketch on Jesus and The Last Supper.
https://youtu.be/6jmtZABOoWE
Submitted May 12, 2021 at 08:23AM by Emasraw https://ift.tt/3vWyh...
A random screw on the floor is unalarming until that floor is your house
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Submitted May 12, 2021 at 06:34AM by HasLessToSay https://ift.tt/3fanF...
Seems the popularity of dried meat is headed to dog treat town.
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Submitted May 12, 2021 at 06:34AM by Scrummly https://ift.tt/3uEHs...
The hand must feel good to hold the slim TV remote after holding the cell phone all day
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Submitted May 12, 2021 at 06:45AM by firstcruiser https://ift.tt/3eD4B...
Kinda matters more how you rebuild yourself than how you build yourself up
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Submitted May 12, 2021 at 06:46AM by magictreegnome https://ift.tt/3y3vU...
Our lives revolve around sleep. You spend half your life sleeping, want a nice house for a place to sleep, nice pj's, and literally will go insane if you do not sleep, but people who need more sleep or enjoy sleep are considered lazy.
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Submitted May 12, 2021 at 07:00AM by JackZboy https://ift.tt/2Rbqu...
Having more fake laughs than genuine laughs in a day is a big indicator of how meaningless your existence is.
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Submitted May 12, 2021 at 07:05AM by tommyinchainsrekl https://ift.tt/3eFYG...
If you think prices are going up so you are willing to pay more, prices will go up because you are willing to pay more.
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Submitted May 12, 2021 at 07:08AM by sturnus-vulgaris https://ift.tt/3f9Pm...
People would fight a lot harder if they didn't believe in a just world
Or maybe give up sooner
Submitted May 12, 2021 at 07:14AM by cantfindusernameomg https://ift.tt/2RPY1...
Having a trigger finger is actually not a good thing when you’re pulling the trigger
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Submitted May 12, 2021 at 07:15AM by Ankylopea https://ift.tt/3eB93...
Glass greenhouses are usually not green until you put the green in
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Submitted May 12, 2021 at 07:18AM by Ankylopea https://ift.tt/3uHuf...
On the final Biblical Judgement day it is very likely that half of us with show up in our pajamas or Naked
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Submitted May 12, 2021 at 07:21AM by MidwesternCornFed https://ift.tt/3o7mY...
The first law of shopping: you will find no staff around when need help but you will be hounded by them when you just want to window shop.
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Submitted May 12, 2021 at 07:23AM by Dispassionato https://ift.tt/3hx9C...
Chickens are more dangerous than sharks, due to parasites and salmonella.
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Submitted May 12, 2021 at 07:26AM by Soggy_banjo https://ift.tt/3tLqn...
Everyone just assumes an old vampire is wealthy.
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Submitted May 12, 2021 at 07:31AM by craychan https://ift.tt/3bnjY...
If you are what you eat, all matter is cannibal
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Submitted May 12, 2021 at 07:33AM by JappleKerman https://ift.tt/33FwC...
If cyborg is human with robotic body parts, then terminator is a reverse cyborg
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Submitted May 12, 2021 at 07:38AM by Alien-Fox-4 https://ift.tt/3hgpN...
Everyone is a distant result of inbreeding
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Submitted May 12, 2021 at 07:42AM by Mutant-Ninja-Skrtels https://ift.tt/3xYyk...
There’s a reason a man’s face fits so nicely in the sole of a woman’s foot
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Submitted May 11, 2021 at 06:40AM by Billy_T_Wierd https://ift.tt/3eASF...
when the the the ddooodododo dadaadad a teetetetetetet
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Submitted May 11, 2021 at 06:43AM by Flow_Dry https://ift.tt/33xIw...
Coach hit instead of coach pitch is far more entertaining to watch
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Submitted May 11, 2021 at 05:01AM by ijustwannacomments https://ift.tt/3vZFt...
We use cold water to keep other versions of water cold
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Submitted May 11, 2021 at 05:02AM by mememakerdude https://ift.tt/33wTY...
Water freezes and melts at the same temperature.
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Submitted May 11, 2021 at 05:02AM by Sanda_Quaza35 https://ift.tt/33ymd...
You can hate olives, but enjoy olive oil
The same cant be said for other fruits. If you dont like oranges, almost guaranteed you dont like orange juice
Submitted May 11, 2021 at 05:04AM by ganked_it https://ift.tt/3tCYa...
Literally speaking if you stare at a hamster for long enough, it will die
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Submitted May 11, 2021 at 05:13AM by teocr144 https://ift.tt/2SKyu...
Technically, if you dropped a single tea leaf into the ocean, the entire ocean would become tea, just very diluted
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Submitted May 11, 2021 at 05:15AM by downvoteme1991929 https://ift.tt/3uBrR...
So many perfectly good batteries ended up in landfills because of the fire department.
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Submitted May 11, 2021 at 05:16AM by Dude-past-his-prime https://ift.tt/3bhiY...
The noose was probably discovered while trying to design a safety restraint.
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Submitted May 11, 2021 at 05:17AM by TheElvenKeys https://ift.tt/3bhww...
When the group hides from the villain in horror movies it's just adult hide & seek
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Submitted May 11, 2021 at 05:22AM by FreudianAccordian https://ift.tt/2R858...
Hogwarts liability insurance must be off the charts.
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Submitted May 11, 2021 at 05:23AM by HateChoosing_Names https://ift.tt/3tB2s...
Saying "I'll phone you" might be a legitimate threat if someone points one at you in the future.
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Submitted May 11, 2021 at 05:38AM by OK_Compooper https://ift.tt/3foaL...
Promoting minorities (like pressuring companies to put gay people in movies, etc.) that want to be treated equally to everyone else is treating them like they’re special, which is the oposite of what the want.
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Submitted May 11, 2021 at 05:38AM by Zx_P0rtal https://ift.tt/3w9Td...