https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
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The Lion King 1994 vs. 2019: A side-by-side, shot-for-shot comparison
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2019 Best Movies - March Madness Style!
Region 1 Winner - Once Upon A Time...In Hollywood
Region 2, Winner - 1917
Region 3, FINALS - https://www.polltab.com/bracket-poll/-Bdn_7EreM
Region 4, FINALS - https://www.polltab.com/bracket-poll/gPScLHArCX
I accumulated the top 64 movies from 2019 based upon several critics lists and also IMDB. Seeding was determined based upon Box Office success,...
Seeing all these celebrities without makeup shows you how unattractive they really are.
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I'm really excited for tomorrow when we found out the entire last month was just a really elaborate April fool's joke.
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The sexiest part of sex is the facial expression during sex.
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Future generations will probably wonder about and mock the fact that the older generations want to stand 6 feet apart from one another.
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There is one beautiful thing Carole Baskin can never take from Joe Exotic
She took his zoo, his freedom, and all his money but the magnificent music Joe lip syncs to and his music videos will live on forever.
I Saw a Tiger
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Nature observers are taught to not interact with wild animals when approached but the wild animals must be confused why humans are the only animals not reacting to them
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Recent events have showed us it's not "Florida Man" it's just Florida.
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Most people have never seen a milk crate with milk in it
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In the Star Wars movies, anything resembling Google is only used once, and it doesn't work
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Your house is connected to tons of other homes by a series of underground tunnels.
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Potentially, someone who was worked in the aviation industry could have started their career working on biplanes, and ended it by working on jets.
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As the shelter in place wears on, dogs will be happier from the record number of walks people take to escape the house.
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Worcestershire sauce is western soy sauce.
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Children growing up will not know what a house phone is.
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April 1 WHO be all: SIKE
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Watching the late night shows filmed from the hosts homes without audience laughter really shows how unfunny many of the jokes actually are
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Being drunk is the same as being high, but with different effects
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It's a good year to be a rescue animal
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The Office is more famous than any other documentary.
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Homeschoolers are no longer a minority group.
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What's this movie? Involves a blue-skinned woman
It's about a guy who moves to a house and finds a DVD hidden on the attic/basement. The DVD is about a woman (that has blue skin) being murdered by a man. Then they are both at the house, i don't remember if she's alive or a ghost (?). Next thing i remember is someone from the army trying to kill them both and something about a screwdriver on somebody's...
Every Oscar Best Picture Winner, Ranked (Updated)
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Submitted March 31, 2020 at 04:52AM by Britneyfan456 https://ift.tt/2Us4w...
Enjoy a Free Movie called Almost Holy. STAY INSIDE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHvMLQ-LCV0
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Stupidity is the absence of everything
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"If you leave a monkey with a typewriter alone In a room long enough, eventually it'll type Shakespeare's work" - technically that's exactly what happened
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Submitted March 31, 2020 at 04:54AM by quantumwoooo https://ift.tt/33XvF...
you can't stand backwards on stairs
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We are living in "the past" of 12 Monkeys.
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Submitted March 31, 2020 at 04:55AM by theonlybarbie https://ift.tt/2UU69...
People who used the curse "May you live in interesting times" probably didn't realize they were cursing themselves as well.
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Submitted March 31, 2020 at 04:55AM by Lamenardo https://ift.tt/2ULho...
Telescopes do not look into deep space. They are receptors. They just let in space better than your eyes can.
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It’s amazing that we have one of the strongest acids in our stomach.
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Submitted March 31, 2020 at 04:56AM by SweetVictory2001 https://ift.tt/2wDmt...
Every second a new mind might control our body for one second, having all the memories of the previous persons, resulting in us thinking nothing is wrong, only to be thrown in a pit of lava when our second is over.
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Submitted March 31, 2020 at 04:58AM by DespacitoPlane https://ift.tt/39pWq...
The only way to see your eyes move in the mirror is to move your whole head
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No matter the position that is being taken, it's human nature to argue.
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Jumping "high" is relevant.
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There’s gonna be a lot more bad haircuts.
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Submitted March 31, 2020 at 05:09AM by Gary_October https://ift.tt/2wFPn...
Regular Airpods resemble electric toothbrush heads a lot.
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Bhagavan “Doc” Antle is the R. Kelly of the big cat world.
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by the year 2050, 13 year old Girls will look 45 with plastic surgery
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When you put your left shoe on the wrong foot, it's on the right foot
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Submitted March 31, 2020 at 05:15AM by ginoo75 https://ift.tt/33XvE...
All the pigeons in the world might be wondering where have the humans gone who feed them.
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Leanord Nimoy’s hair in Star Trek: The Original Series influenced the hairstyle of both Vulcans and Romulans in every other Star Trek franchise to date.
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A good bit of U.S history can be summed up by “fuck Britain”
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Submitted March 31, 2020 at 05:16AM by Swag-of-the-dark https://ift.tt/2UOFW...
Big Shaq could never show all symptoms of you know what
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Sandcastle Real Estate
https://youtu.be/_D7NAGjr2s4
Submitted March 30, 2020 at 05:27AM by Lanse5 https://ift.tt/2xtPZ...
The fact that shoes have tongues is not even the most disturbing thing about the human race.
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Submitted March 30, 2020 at 05:02AM by literallynot https://ift.tt/2Ut1p...
One day your skeleton could be in a museum
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The more important a person is in a workplace or school, the more acceptable it is for them to have typos in their emails.
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Submitted March 30, 2020 at 05:06AM by ThanosIsMyRealFather https://ift.tt/3dDUh...
In 50 years kids will be failing tests about the times we’re living in
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You’ve got to draw a line between whether you’re an essential worker, or your boss doesn’t care for your wellbeing.
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Submitted March 30, 2020 at 05:11AM by OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEN https://ift.tt/2wLE2...
Joe Biden is trash
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Most people listen to sad songs because they can’t sing it themselves
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The same person that burned down Joe Exotic's alligator house burned down Sheryl's she shed
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Your eyelids are the green screen for your dreams.
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You could never beat an astronaut in a fight because they always have the high ground.
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Submitted March 30, 2020 at 05:15AM by BoredH2 https://ift.tt/2wPdV...
Betty White starred in a show about 4 old women living together that aired 35 years ago.
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Submitted March 30, 2020 at 05:15AM by OptimisticPlatypus https://ift.tt/3dGIR...
If a priest blessed his local stream then the worlds oceans would all be holy water
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Submitted March 30, 2020 at 05:22AM by intenseskill https://ift.tt/3dCc3...
Having the ability to purposely make the phone connection weaker would help people get out of awkward conversations
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Hopefully Darth Maul didn't have anything important in his pockets
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Submitted March 30, 2020 at 05:25AM by tweak0 https://ift.tt/2WRq7...
Everyone talks about the early bird getting the worm, but no one talks about the early worm getting the bird.
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Submitted March 30, 2020 at 05:27AM by BarrytheNPC https://ift.tt/2QVVc...
Spike Lee's 'Da 5 Bloods' has a runtime of 2 hours and 35 minutes
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Anyone remember this prolific early-2000s Rotten Tomatoes forum guy?
Anyone remember an early 2000s Rotten Tomatoes forum guy who had a one-word username I think, pretty sure his avatar was Death from "The Seventh Seal," he wrote a ton on the forum and was really well-versed in international film? He had an oddly large impact on my movie taste as a turn-of-the-millennium teen, but I can't remember his name and ["rotten...
Need Help Finding a Scene From a Movie I Can't Remember
So, when I was a kid or something, I remember seeing a movie where a white girl was dancing, as a crowd around her chanted "go white girl, go white girl, go". It's possible my mind is just playing tricks on me, and I'm misremembering this, but I feel certain it exists somewhere. Anyone know what it might be?
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Ryan Gosling to star, produce film adaptation of next Andy Weir novel (writer of The Martian)
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Spike Lee Gifts Unmade ‘Jackie Robinson’ Script Online For Coronavirus Isolators
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The Lost Husband Trailer
https://youtu.be/ZQ0LLp2yA-Y
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Takashi Miike's "13 Assassins"
Last night I, on a whim, turned on "13 Assassins" with no idea on what to expect, having never seen a Miike film before. Suffice to say, I was transfixed the entire time. It felt like Miike had watched a bunch of Kurosawa samurai films and decided to replicate the spirit of those, while adding in his own violent twists. The climactic battle scene,...
Drugs dealers are experiencing an economy boost they’ve never seen before
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Submitted March 29, 2020 at 05:00AM by sirjerkalot69 https://ift.tt/2WSOA...
Tycoon games never taught anyone about what it takes to actually make money.
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Submitted March 29, 2020 at 05:01AM by Double_A__Ron https://ift.tt/39ugN...
Theoretically, you could create a computer screen by putting 2,073,600 really good color changing flash lights near each other and going a few hundred meters away from them
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Submitted March 29, 2020 at 05:01AM by GoldenGoldGG https://ift.tt/3aqMv...
Our kids will be the first generation that Hope's to inherit a shoe collection.
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Submitted March 29, 2020 at 05:03AM by brich0127 https://ift.tt/2UH8p...
We tell humans to shut up and machines to shut down.
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Submitted March 29, 2020 at 05:05AM by Hefty_Zygote https://ift.tt/39riX...
If everyone is a leader, then nobody is a follower, meaning nobody is actually a leader.
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Submitted March 29, 2020 at 05:07AM by Pablo_Fablo https://ift.tt/33Uuu...
You dance better with your eyes closed.
Try it.
Submitted March 29, 2020 at 05:07AM by HomeLessFrogg https://ift.tt/3dBDq...
We get mad at people on instagram or tik tok for showing there ass but people like lana Rhodes or alexis texas get praised
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Submitted March 29, 2020 at 05:09AM by Noc678 https://ift.tt/2vWjq...
Walmart is Crips, Target is Bloods
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Submitted March 29, 2020 at 05:09AM by Tannrr https://ift.tt/33RJA...
Eventually we will be lining up to get into a barbershop and not lining up to get into a grocery store.
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Submitted March 29, 2020 at 05:10AM by JohnnyDarter https://ift.tt/33UfB...
When turning 20 remember if you get pregnant your not a teenage mum anymore, your just a mum.
Makes you feel so much older
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If actual dreams came true we would all be completely screwed
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Submitted March 29, 2020 at 05:12AM by AbbyClaw https://ift.tt/33UL4...
Fortunately we’ve never had to bail out a sperm bank
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Submitted March 29, 2020 at 05:14AM by AMRunner https://ift.tt/2vSMs...
Gas prices are hitting record lows when we aren't allowed to drive anywhere.
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Submitted March 29, 2020 at 05:16AM by Po1sonator https://ift.tt/39n03...
Google or Apple probably have enough of your geolocation data to have your driver's license taken away for life
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Submitted March 29, 2020 at 05:17AM by trancecircuit https://ift.tt/3dyvR...
Dogs across the world are probably overall very happy with what’s going on in the world.
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Submitted March 29, 2020 at 05:18AM by Twoforfun73 https://ift.tt/2Jz9w...
Teepeeing someone's house is a gift.
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Submitted March 29, 2020 at 05:19AM by FleX_537 https://ift.tt/2wNsa...
The button for flushing is probably the dirtiest part of the house
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Submitted March 29, 2020 at 05:19AM by MagnificentPPClapper https://ift.tt/2UIpZ...
You’ve probably crushed loads of dust mites while wanking off.
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Submitted March 29, 2020 at 05:22AM by mademelosemymarbles https://ift.tt/33Uut...
Help identifying movie
So I am going to try as hard as I can here to give as much detail about this movie as I can, but I haven't seen it in over 6 years so some details about the setting/plot may be off.
It was very similar to Shutter Island (which I just watched because I thought this was it, but it wasn't), where some guy is at a mental hospital or something and becomes...
Movies that made you realize how movies have changed
Zootopia made me realize it doesn't really matter whether a movie is part of the billion dollar club anymore
Before, it was only the movies that were pop culture phenomenons that made a billion dollars. Then, in the 2010's, occasionally a movie that was an actual pop culture phenomenon (like Frozen) would make a billion dollars but now it's mostly...
Cabin Fever - re:View
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uSkQq3NbO8
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Vivarium [2019/2020] read this after u finish watching the movie!
Basically, it is the life of cuckoo bird -shown in the 1st 2 min in the movie- but with Aliens as the cuckoo bird and humans are the fool birds who take care of the aliens who grow up fast like the cuckoo birds do
the following video is a 4 min documentary on cuckoo birds ... watch it after u finish the movie :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO1WccH2\_YM
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Cheering for health care workers NYC
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Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:16AM by CaitlinNYC https://ift.tt/3aqR1...
Hand Sanitizer Demonstration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lQuoqo3iPE
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Barenaked Ladies - Lovers in a Dangerous Time (SelfieCamJam)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DbChOUotfo&feature=youtu.be
Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:22AM by the3b https://ift.tt/3dzQp...
Air probably has a flavour we can't taste because we are constantly tasting it
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Many people who hate their jobs are realizing how boring life is without that job
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Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:01AM by Moonman292 https://ift.tt/39pnv...
Of all instruments, the guitar can make the most different sounds.
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Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:02AM by itelldarkjokes https://ift.tt/2yeW7...
Something can't be fake if it exists.
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Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:03AM by Hulton-Sama https://ift.tt/39nBx...
Bright side there won’t be any school shootings or mass shootings for a while
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Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:03AM by Goldenbrownfish https://ift.tt/2JhmD...
Thinking on a level as small as an atom, every step you take is a new one.
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Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:04AM by biggiecheese_1_2 https://ift.tt/3brWa...
You may end up being a hero to someone who doesn’t even exist yet.
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Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:04AM by MrTsquared88 https://ift.tt/2wHCh...
No statement can be disproved.
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Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:05AM by egg_on_my_spaghet https://ift.tt/2Up0t...
If you know who Carrie Bradshaw is, there's probably a pretty good chance you don't know who Terry Bradshaw is, and vice-versa
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Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:07AM by windjackass https://ift.tt/2Uq3q...
We'll be frightened to touch things for the rest of our lives
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Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:10AM by nightfly1000000 https://ift.tt/3bvAy...
Someone out there was probably lonely enough at one point to masturbate to themselves with Snapchat’s girl/boy filters
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Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:14AM by LoliProtectionSquad https://ift.tt/2WPQx...
Mirrors can kill us if we tamper too much with them
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Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:15AM by _-COVID-19-_ https://ift.tt/2JlQa...
Out of the classical states of matter, liquids make the least amount of sense
Solids are straightforward, molecules sticking to other molecules. Gas and plasma are (roughly speaking) just particles going around each doing their own thing. But liquids, at least at first glance, seem to be relatively arbitrary in how their particles behave with respect to each other.
Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:17AM by Lord_Spy https:/...
Life is simultaneously a slow downhill spiral and an uphill battle
So how's everyone else handling quarantine
Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:17AM by onlyUsernameLeft465 https://ift.tt/2xr2j...
If humans could fly as a species, governments would definitely want to keep people close to the ground
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Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:17AM by unxile_phantom https://ift.tt/3bzTI...
Getting stabbed under water would hurt way note than being stabbed on land
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Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:18AM by theshadowruby2 https://ift.tt/3aqMJ...
With the UK forcing homeless people into houses it makes you wonder what action it would take other countries to follow suit.
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Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:18AM by BoringBongoBasher https://ift.tt/2UprG...
Happy men become depressed. Angry men become powerful.
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Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:19AM by SIUW55 https://ift.tt/2UL8W...
The painting that was ruined during an unscheduled "restoration" may eventually be re-restored to its potato quality version
Sorry about the vague-ish title. A certain word causes it to be automatically removed when explained properly.
Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:19AM by kai-ol https://ift.tt/2UmAK...
Next Christmas will be used to make up for so many birthdays and anniversary's
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Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:20AM by step6666 https://ift.tt/2xr2j...
What is the name of an animated movie around 2000'
What is the name of an animated movie where a girl was and I'm not sure if her parents died and received an inheritance and some bad people were after her, and she had to find her grandfather and how much I remember coming to grandfather they had a steamboat and his house was a wooden one by the water. Later the bad people arrive and set fire to the...
When something has an age of zero it has an age but hasn't aged
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Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:38AM by SapphireOmega https://ift.tt/2Jfxb...
Feels like we've gone from following the plot of Idiocracy to the plot of Osmosis Jones
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Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:38AM by Zyphin https://ift.tt/2WNQS...
Cars of the olden times are starting to look more futuristic than modern cars
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Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:41AM by TerreneBalls https://ift.tt/3brT5...
All the broken slabs of wood from Martial Arts places would make great firewood.
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Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:43AM by w-o-r-k-l-o-g-i-n https://ift.tt/33SNN...
The “Cars” movies could be a nightmarish view of the future
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Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:43AM by olliekemp https://ift.tt/3aopA...
Animals in the wild used to seeing tourists are probably wondering what happened to the humans they’re used to seeing every day.
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Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:45AM by beneye https://ift.tt/39qwQ...
If you really think about it, Giorno Giovanna is a kid with 3 biological parents: Jonathan, Dio and his mom.
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Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:46AM by GandalfTheRadioWave https://ift.tt/39mUL...
Never see anyone take of their shoes in sitcoms
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Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:48AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/2UlF9...
A mockingbird's number one predator is a copycat.
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Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:49AM by lions-n-tigers https://ift.tt/2UjVQ...
Having a comfortable income takes a lot of the joy out of life, since someone bringing doughnuts to work is meaningless when you can just buy a case for yourself any morning you want.
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Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:51AM by spookylake https://ift.tt/3akLU...
Some people lived their whole life without knowing that oceans existed
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Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:52AM by claytones4fun https://ift.tt/39lkb...
People created sign language when they could have just learnt Italian.
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Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:52AM by azert1000 https://ift.tt/2Ujo7...
The toothbrush is mightier than the pistol
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Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:52AM by dran72 https://ift.tt/2wvPT...
Some children being hungry is ok
I see footage on tv of underprivileged children and most of them could fall into the childhood obesity category and calorie restriction would do them well. Yes this is not something people want to think about but someone needs to help these kids in low income families learn better eating habits.
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There are probably a few therapists out there with a strong disdain for me
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Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:55AM by Ares_Obsidian https://ift.tt/2WL22...
No one would fear death if we knew what happens after.
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Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:55AM by Ramaal2000 https://ift.tt/3anys...
If Pinocchio says his nose is gonna grow he breaks the universe.
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Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:56AM by JakeFranks32 https://ift.tt/2UEjC...
Everyone's voice is going to sound weird after hearing them through a microphone for so long.
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Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:57AM by i_cant_not_even https://ift.tt/2vWSx...
the funniest laugh will always be 'huehuehuehuehuehu..'
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Health experts are hoping something to peak, while stock investors are hoping something to bottom.
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Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:58AM by worldskeptic https://ift.tt/2Un5r...
Office Space Comedy Movie - The Bob's Interview Typical Day Clip
https://youtu.be/mHm7k6M0dj4
Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:19AM by makkenni https://ift.tt/2ycsO...
Friedkin's reaction to Refn's claim that Only God Forgives is a masterpiece
https://youtu.be/1jPWGEoyJHY
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How were "Ben day Dots" drawn traditionally in older comics?
Despite looking into it, I couldn't find specifically how these are drawn on traditional ink illustrations. Some say a stencil is used, others say they straight up draw the dots one by one. Is it a mix? Is it done with an airbrush gun? Also, I've seen characters shaded with these dots, but only on the characters themselves and not the whole page....
How to u confess feelings to a girl?
I'm useless and need help
Submitted March 26, 2020 at 04:54AM by jacrispy547 https://ift.tt/3brNl...
What to do if you want to be happy in life?
Please Think carefully about the answer!
Submitted March 26, 2020 at 05:02AM by couponsvoucherforest https://ift.tt/2Ukae...
Drinking alcohol and smoking are for those who prefer a gradual death over a quick one.
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Submitted March 26, 2020 at 04:50AM by SadFire1 https://ift.tt/2JcoR...
Your first experience riding escalators was either exciting or terrifying.
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The reason why most people know what a zebra is because of the cheesy alphabet songs
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You can tell how how stupid a liar is by how stupid they think everyone else is.
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Submitted March 26, 2020 at 04:58AM by RevJamesonOtoolihan https://ift.tt/2JeiH...
Rick and Morty's biggest joke is the lenght of the last season
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Submitted March 26, 2020 at 04:58AM by backstabino https://ift.tt/2WLwp...
Technically speaking, everyone has "lost their virginity" because of how childbirth works.
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Submitted March 26, 2020 at 05:00AM by StagnantSoldier0947 https://ift.tt/2WIwN...
Saying something “appeared out of thin air” implies the existence of thick air.
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Submitted March 26, 2020 at 05:01AM by cacti-guy https://ift.tt/2wFX3...
It's really hard to go to the store only once a week when only half the things you need can be found on a given visit.
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Submitted March 26, 2020 at 05:02AM by ilikepugs https://ift.tt/2wv0s...
Everyone likes music. Some people don't like sports. Others don't like action movies. But everyone like music.
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Submitted March 26, 2020 at 05:04AM by karma-enigma https://ift.tt/2QNfq...
Turning over on a memory foam mattress can sometimes feel like an up hill struggle
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Submitted March 26, 2020 at 05:06AM by Kev2daB https://ift.tt/2Umvp...
All animals must be asking each other where all of the assholes have gone
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Submitted March 26, 2020 at 05:06AM by rice-n-steak https://ift.tt/2vPmP...
Oumuamua, a red asteroid passing though our system and checkmarking sun could have been a warning.
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Submitted March 26, 2020 at 05:09AM by sailZup https://ift.tt/2QMeX...
I'm glad humanity got taken down a peg from our collective delusion of abundance and the global wealthy can't just live in opulence as severe problems in the world persist. We're all affected the same for once
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Submitted March 26, 2020 at 05:11AM by Lingerfickin https://ift.tt/3bosz...
One of the great things about cooking your own food is the sweet certainty that any hair in it is yours.
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If you're into BJ's, you're at least a tiny bit into vore...
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Which movies have the best cinematography?
These are some of my picks. I know there are a lot I could have chosen from, but this is just my personal opinion.
Honorable Mention: The Grand Budapest Hotel
Barry Lyndon Every shot looks like a renaissance painting in motion.
The Tree of Life The world is beautiful. Even the little things we don't even think about seem to get prominence in this...
[SPOILERS] Why i think the Hunt (2020) is a classic.
1) Good writing for a movie that doesn't even need good writing.
2) Awesome subversion of expectation in the first 10-20 minutes where you don't know who the main person is and who will survive.
3) Both a good and a bad. It has such interesting characters. But they die too fast. Like i wanted to know who that vanilla ice guy is. I wanted to find out...
"Parasite" (spoiler) i found an error
The girl from the rich family see the bunker when she is rescue the boy of the poor family but she doesn't tell that to the police.
Just and error i found because i pay to much attention to movies? maybe, but i find it interesting.
what are your thoughts on this?
PD: Sorry for the bad english, any grammaticaly error i did please tell me.
i also really...
JonReviews: Alita-Battle Angel
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Submitted March 26, 2020 at 04:47AM by Greenbloodedme https://ift.tt/2vOxK...
The Place Beyond the Pines
Just a recommendation for those stuck at home. This film is really quite something. A small town drama starring Ryan Gosling, Bradley Cooper and Dane De Haan. While the third act is weaker than the rest in my opinion, this movie is overall just a fantastic watch. I cannot recommend this enough, this is (in my opinion , which is subjective, so I guess...
We all better get used to a more “natural” look to our hairstyles.
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Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:06AM by BreakThroughSC https://ift.tt/3akcI...
If unprotected sex is procreation, then sex with birth control is amateurcreation.
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Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:07AM by mikebwn_80 https://ift.tt/3doHp...
There are so many world records that nobody knows they have because they're embarrassing. Like world's smallest dick or world's longest pubes
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Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:08AM by leafyguyful https://ift.tt/2QHqg...
Dinosaurs may have worn hats but also practiced funeral customs where every dinosaur was cremated among with his hats. The only fossils we find are those of poor dinosaurs who couldn't afford hats and who died in a ditch.
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Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:08AM by EarthMarsUranus https://ift.tt/2wyAW...
All of us who decided never to have children — because we thought the future was too grim — just got one hell of a validation.
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Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:08AM by leshawnjenkins https://ift.tt/2y9UI...
The first photo that you are in is the first photo of your biological mother.
Cuz eggs n' stuff.
Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:09AM by LeDov https://ift.tt/2wqMr...
The same people that think it’s weird to watch hentai have probably cried watching an animated movie.
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Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:10AM by jelly_qween https://ift.tt/3ahTm...
Occasionally you can keep something a secret for so long you just forget about it entirely
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Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:10AM by ooqsfar https://ift.tt/33HHI...
Not using a product (including not listening to music etc) because of what the creator of it did is worthless, unless you carry that mindset to everything.
For example: A bunch of people stop listening to songs because of what the creator did. While this is noble, unless you apply this mindset to EVERY product (phones, material goods etc), it’s kind of pointless.
Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:11AM by k_crown https://ift.tt/39dNk...
Overthinking things like eating meat can really make you want to stop it.
Nothing against eating meat But damn its literally like eating a corpse
Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:13AM by ooqsfar https://ift.tt/3bpCe...
For once being anti+social is a positive personality trait and could possibly save your life.
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Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:15AM by hextradeworker https://ift.tt/2vNCd...
Women with very high pitch voices sound as if they’re leaking estrogen
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Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:15AM by shittersfull244 https://ift.tt/2y77R...
Had humanity placed basic infrastructure necessary to curb carbon emissions, the early 2020s would have been the period humanity pivoted towards a greener future on Earth. Opportunity missed...!
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Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:15AM by toolargo https://ift.tt/2JfxU...
Happiness is the most addictive drug in the world.
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Best Picture Bracket Semi Final 1. Finals begin Friday.
/r/Oscars/comments/foftoy/best_picture_bracket_semi_final_1_finals_begin/
Submitted March 25, 2020 at 04:37AM by Orgack20 https://ift.tt/2JdAu...
Best Picture Bracket Semi Final 2. Finals begin Friday.
/r/Oscars/comments/fofv9z/best_picture_bracket_semi_final_2_finals_begin/
Submitted March 25, 2020 at 04:39AM by Orgack20 https://ift.tt/33JQc...
'1917' Fun Fact: The design team had to scale the Brodie helmets to 108% since people now are bigger than they were during WWI
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Submitted March 25, 2020 at 04:42AM by atomtickets https://ift.tt/3dlnx...
OK since so many people asked me my full take on Black Panther, here's the full take
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Submitted March 25, 2020 at 04:46AM by Platinum_Touch https://ift.tt/3am3f...
Are we living the plot of Space Jam?
The is some interesting parallels between what happens in Space Jam and what’s happening in our current day situation, ie Coronavirus.
Primarily, the fact that NBA players started getting “infected” and some refused to play. There is even a scene where a few players put on gas masks while in a locker room.
Now, in the movie, there is no talk of toilet...
Why do we as an audience always expect the protagonist to be proactive?
I watched Blindness(2008) recently about a non blind woman during a pandemic of blindness and how she interacts with a ward full of blind people along with her husband.
This movie is universally reviled coz there is a rape scene where the women of the ward are coerced by some gangster types to prostitute themselves for sex in exchange for hoarded...
I re-cut The Terminal into a thriller...
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Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:12AM by zebrakid96 https://ift.tt/2Jfj1...
Looking for a movie I watched as a child
I'm trying to find a old black and white movie about three/four brothers constantly getting into trouble. In once scene they cut a hole in their house for firewood so they dont have to walk all the way to the door. In another they get caught smoking in a shed, so their father makes them smoke a part of a cigar and they end up puking in the bathtub....
What movies started off great but ended terribly in your opinion?
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Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:16AM by Sir_Chew https://ift.tt/2JfiU...
Tea is potpourri you can drink.
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 04:12AM by thicwithonec https://ift.tt/2WDWj...
Pickup lines are the result of machine learning.
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 04:39AM by Reagonlol https://ift.tt/3dqMz...
Porcupines are cacti but in animal form
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Marijuana Dispensaries are “essential” businesses.
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 04:43AM by AcidAlchamy https://ift.tt/33GyV...
Even though what we are facing will be one of the biggest challenges and/or character building experiences we overcome in each of our own lives, it won’t make us stand out on a job resumé.
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 04:48AM by codyd87 https://ift.tt/2wAe8...
People are going to be even more socially awkward once they can go back outside again
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 04:54AM by pcutts https://ift.tt/33HE6...
Nowadays parents can make their kids wash the dishes to "keep them healthy."
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 04:55AM by schadenfreudender https://ift.tt/2xgEm...
I'm really tired of living through the busy part of the history book
I wanted to live in the period that was marked with "nothing important happened here."
Submitted March 24, 2020 at 04:55AM by Bad_Idea_Hat https://ift.tt/3duyI...
Technically addressing to ourselves as the brain and not the boy is the right way
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 04:59AM by RobertoDI1 https://ift.tt/2WEQR...
All these parents forced to homeschool their kids will have a whole new respect for teachers.
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 05:02AM by TommyWiseaus_butt https://ift.tt/3bnXT...
Every jigsaw puzzle has an easy level and an extremely hard level depending on which side of the puzzle you chose to use.
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 05:02AM by unidentifiedsubob https://ift.tt/2QFDf...
Perpetuating lies seems to be the formula of many successful governments
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 05:02AM by daddyGDOG https://ift.tt/3bl7A...
We are all strangers yet we are connected through 6 people. The mystery is that we don't know how.
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 05:03AM by sherbetfountain https://ift.tt/33EB7...
Horse. Peanut butter. You do the math.
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 05:03AM by Mansierge https://ift.tt/2xVyQ...
It's high season for shop breakers, but low season for housebreakers
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 05:03AM by schm0h4wk https://ift.tt/3ahSR...
A goalies goal is to prevent goals
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 05:03AM by GuyGuyyy https://ift.tt/2xgEl...
Shaking after peeing and still getting pee in your underwear is the same as dipping something in ketchup and shaking it and still dripping ketchup on your shirt
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 05:05AM by dolandonline https://ift.tt/3ag0O...
Every Second, a Day Passes
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 05:09AM by Y0lkEgg https://ift.tt/3bmlC...
When quarantine suddenly kicks in.
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 04:00AM by Narostai https://ift.tt/3drU4...
Blowing bubbles in the dark with flash on.
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 04:29AM by t-h-a-t-o-n-e-8-6 https://ift.tt/2UyLU...
She is coming for Ya’ll
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 04:43AM by mayo-isgoodforyou https://ift.tt/2UyLU...
Coach Popovich has Shaq fouled 5 seconds into the game, and they share some laughs
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 04:51AM by Stauce52 https://ift.tt/39977...
You've probably almost been picked as a winner for something more then you've won, without you knowing it.
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Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:30AM by Gullsko https://ift.tt/2QA3I...
In the Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies. Greg barely writes in his journal at all
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Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:31AM by I-Am-Sleep https://ift.tt/2Usul...
Sometimes people marry as an excuse to avoid a reputation of being a "trial version" boyfriend/girlfriend.
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Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:37AM by SupremoZanne https://ift.tt/2J83L...
The birds in NYC and LA must be wondering wtf is going on
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Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:37AM by YesMattRiley https://ift.tt/2U9u4...
A professional bassist has probably mistaken a bass for a guitar at one point.
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Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:40AM by K4KYOIN https://ift.tt/2Usur...
At some point in history, Justin Bieber will be rememberd as a legeend.
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Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:41AM by Gullsko https://ift.tt/2UvsZ...
You'd think we'd be better at picking up piano based on how fast and accurately the majority of people type on a computer keyboard
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Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:42AM by kaoyte https://ift.tt/2QCJM...
Dogs worldwide are going to be devastated when their owners have to return to work.
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Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:42AM by not-a-fridge https://ift.tt/2UtmO...
Safety in numbers doesn’t apply any more.
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Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:46AM by serpentboi007 https://ift.tt/33OPg...
Your and you're can be right or wrong in a sentence, but ur is always the right choice.
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Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:49AM by Heercamelot https://ift.tt/33CLz...
The closer you are to the ground, the more you trust your grip and balance
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No matter what an invisible person does, they will always have a clear conscience.
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Eventually the infection news will switch from who just tested positive to those few who still haven't gotten it.
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Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:58AM by FredJQJohnson https://ift.tt/3adSl...
Michael Jackson debuting his Moonwalk at Motown 25, 1993.
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turning garbage into gold
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Self isolating leads to unique skills
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Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:19AM by login777 https://ift.tt/33CEN...
Covid Lee Roth!
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Dancing skeletons
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Power is Toilet Paper
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This is the smoothest thing I’ve seen all day
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The effect of staying at home during a (pan/epi)demic
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Submitted March 23, 2020 at 05:01AM by IAmA-RedditUser-AMA https://ift.tt/2xec3...
Astronauts on the ISS must be thinking, "Houston, YOU have a problem".
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Submitted March 22, 2020 at 05:06AM by ashymatina https://ift.tt/2QCIS...
A produce stand is the only business where someone selling you a lemon is a good thing
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Submitted March 22, 2020 at 05:07AM by LoadTheBacon https://ift.tt/2QAtX...
James Cameron's avatar was just space pocahontas
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Pete Davidson is crazy enough to be the next Joker
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All Bar Mitzvah dancers...
dance just like this!
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Hand wipes are the new security blanket.
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Submitted March 22, 2020 at 05:10AM by piejamma https://ift.tt/3a8BN...
Crust sounds more like the opposite moist than dry
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Submitted March 22, 2020 at 05:17AM by ringBEARr https://ift.tt/2Wy4k...
"Giving back" didn't make sense as a saying, until you couple, it with the saying "take advantage" because there is always a give and take.
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Submitted March 22, 2020 at 05:20AM by OnceUponACockapuss https://ift.tt/2WxF2...
womèn and meņ whò háve saggy tìts pròbably sùck on them ìn the shòwer for stress relief
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Submitted March 22, 2020 at 05:22AM by sinuiai https://ift.tt/2WyfV...
Animal Crossing - Gone Hunting
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Experimental Fire tornado
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Short gif of me spinning fire a few years back
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 01:25AM by caramel-aviant https://ift.tt/3dlN5...
When the dog needs to poop and you're under a quarantine
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Think he jumped too early
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Submitted March 22, 2020 at 04:01AM by Viagra_Was_My_Idea https://ift.tt/3adD1...
Bmx on the ramps
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Submitted March 22, 2020 at 04:04AM by JustAN0body https://ift.tt/2wrGM...
Crossing Abbey Road
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Chimp racing
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Submitted March 22, 2020 at 04:20AM by ElChino999 https://ift.tt/3aasN...
This is The World We Live in Now
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Submitted March 22, 2020 at 04:27AM by Gunsndope https://ift.tt/2Uajz...
Fun in waterpark
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Submitted March 22, 2020 at 04:30AM by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U https://ift.tt/2UcHq...
Everybody be like...
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Submitted March 22, 2020 at 04:32AM by DeadSetJet https://ift.tt/2xiVT...
Going outside in 2020
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Hope we all survive to then!
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Submitted March 22, 2020 at 04:53AM by Cuffloops https://ift.tt/39cOk...
Batman is probably the most hated superhero at the moment.
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 04:57AM by inferno_incorporated https://ift.tt/2QvqG...
Fundamentally speaking, spaghetti and SpaghettiOs are the same thing, but a craving for one cannot be satisfied by the other.
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:01AM by Thumbs0fDestiny https://ift.tt/2whvu...
Two very common childhood sayings, “if at first you don’t succeed, try try again” and “The definition of insanity is trying the same thing but expecting different results” are contradictions of each other
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:01AM by MontyMold https://ift.tt/2U5bV...
Our pets are gonna be real disappointed when everyone goes back to work.
Cherish this extra time with your pet flooff/good boy/snake/derigible etc. (•ө•)♡
Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:07AM by Positivistdino https://ift.tt/3a6L4...
We live in a society where unpopular opinions, even be it the ones of really smart people, get basically completely ignored
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:08AM by xXCrysisCGXx https://ift.tt/2WuV1...
North is only North because of who drew the first maps.
When the world was still being discovered having geographical surveys done was expensive work and often bankrolled by Royalty; vanity would dictate that their country would be at the centre, and the top of the globe, and that convention has just stuck ever since.
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You can't imagine a world without colors
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:11AM by fuckinnormiesreeeee https://ift.tt/3a8FM...
There are lots of jobs that people only notice all the things you are doing when you stop doing them.
Examples include garbage collectors, plumbers, power maintenance workers, postal service employees, etc.
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We're probably unaware of the biggest coincidence that has ever happened.
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:12AM by sage_singe_88 https://ift.tt/2xS4G...
Many will finally learn how to cook rice
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If people hoarded gift cards from local businesses, it would help many of them stay open in the long run.
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:14AM by angryfriar https://ift.tt/3dl1Q...
Big bucks for barbers
Hair salons and barbers are going to make a lot of money once this disease dies down.
Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:15AM by theswanpdweller https://ift.tt/2J3Pj...
Asking someone "Have you been tested?" just got a lot less sexual lately...
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:15AM by Alf_Fendez https://ift.tt/396Eq...
The guy that created the game “Life” probably wanted to be rich. I’m sure he retired at “millionaire acres.”
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Anti-Roll Bars: The stronger and safer they are the more top heavy the car becomes, and the more likely it will roll
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You can tell your life has got better when you like pop music again.
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:19AM by plmnxzaqwo https://ift.tt/2J4uu...
Everyone's tongues are self taught how to eat and we just assume it's all similair
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:20AM by Keeing https://ift.tt/2Ww7L...
There is only two ways of winning at "the game", quitting if you started already, and the ultimate victory is not playing at all.
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:21AM by SuperNovaAHCK2810 https://ift.tt/2J6nM...
Not 1 out of the 50 US States will be bragging about unemployment rates for the foreseeable future
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:21AM by Halsin0891 https://ift.tt/2WwzC...
There comes a point in everyone’s life, where you stop judging someone for burping and you start judging the burp.
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:22AM by DudeGuyLDS https://ift.tt/2wq3b...
Are family gatherings to be treated the same as social gatherings?
I have a big family. 4 kids of my own, and between my side of the family and my wife's side of the family I have 13 nieces and nephews. Each side of the family gets together quarterly to celebrate birthdays and anniversaries. We've cancelled the first quarter get togethers, and I feel bad that my parents who live an hour away don't get to see their...
Is my ISP purposely slowing my internet?
It started after a sales call when they tried selling me a better package and now I think my internet provider is slowing my internet on purpose. I’ve done multiple speed tests and it doesn’t match up to what I’m getting
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Lascaris of Arabia
Hi, i was looking for information about napoleon bonaparte relation's with Arabia and i found someone by the name of (Lascaris of Arabia Napoleon Bonaparte Signed Document Egypt Lascaris of Arabia, so i had searched about him in english wikipedia without found anything. Do you have any information?
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They Struck The New Gold
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BDG does some research
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With everyone in their homes, these must be hard times for burglars.
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You can never deceive a dog, only disappoint them.
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Regardless of what happens, hand washing will never be the same again
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Coins are circles that have sides, which is geometrically impossible.
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It’s awkward being a polite person because everyone thinks you’re flirting.
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Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:07AM by Donimation73 https://ift.tt/2xTV8...
Mumble from happy feet has Tourette's
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Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:09AM by Armouramorr https://ift.tt/3bakD...
With a smartwatch on, you starting tripping about both your thigh and forearm vibrating
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Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:09AM by ohfifteen https://ift.tt/2U6zd...
For people with gigabit internet, it's like the whole world is on their LAN.
That's really badly worded, but it struck me just now as I move files over my network from one server to another, that people who have gigabit internet service in their home can experience these sort of speeds from a lot of places, meaning it's as if all the world's servers were on their internal network.
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The Price is Right is going to have a huge surge in younger viewers.
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Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:11AM by garynk87 https://ift.tt/2UkF1...
Every person is at the 100th percentile of skill throughout the universe at the game connect-none, unquestionably on par with the greatest players in the history of the universe.
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Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:12AM by marzipanmaddox https://ift.tt/2UjZL...
As many more move to remote video work, coworkers and clients are going to get to know each other on a more personal level in droves.
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Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:13AM by EventHorizonSurfer https://ift.tt/33Bkd...
The richest man on earth is still the richest man despite losing a huge chunk of his assets.
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Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:16AM by adigabusymind https://ift.tt/3bcvY...
Death Vader used his limited breathing capabilities to communicate his desire for a cookie.
Edit: Darth*
Ugh.
Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:18AM by LiamGTodMoc https://ift.tt/2UlPG...
Indians worship cows. Women are cows. Indians are simps.
yes this is a joke I am a girl myself so don't take this seriously
Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:19AM by PokeMilkshake https://ift.tt/2WAjG...
You know a relationship Isn’t going to work when your SO Willingly throws you to the wolves.
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Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:19AM by pygmypuffonacid https://ift.tt/3baku...
A blooming onion doesn't sound too appealing when you're broke
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Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:19AM by Seedpound https://ift.tt/2J1m3...
Premarital hand holding is actually not allowed
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Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:20AM by trojanAMERICAN https://ift.tt/3a4nv...
THE GAME :( sorry everybody.
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Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:21AM by ivlark https://ift.tt/2QyV4...
Everyone is cosplaying as a recluse.
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Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:22AM by JoeFas https://ift.tt/3bfUw...
Spin the bottle is the new russian roulette...
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Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:23AM by Fyrelyte67 https://ift.tt/2xfNc...
Is it okay to reconfigure a computer my old work gave me and use it?
I was working for a company part time and they gave me a laptop to use to configure my programs on and make sure they ran correctly while working from home. Well, that was over a year ago and they never asked for it back, and untill recently I forgot I had it. Would it be wrong of me to do a wipe and reboot of it and use it for myself?
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Death penalty is the most civilized way to fix crime. Every crime must result in it.
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 04:54AM by MutatedAlgorithm https://ift.tt/3b603...
In a dog's lifetime we're gonna pass as younger and older than him.
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 04:54AM by agresivepoop21 https://ift.tt/3bbcZ...
A lot of people are probably re-thinking the “5-second rule”
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 04:55AM by relevantzero https://ift.tt/2Quep...
It's not gay to hug a homie because the bond is familial, not romantic.
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 04:56AM by lucas24709 https://ift.tt/3908g...
The thing that prevents people from figuring out survival methods is our own survival instinct.
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 04:56AM by RedditsWit https://ift.tt/2IWaP...
Birthday candles are thrown out 90% unused candle.
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:03AM by NalaJax https://ift.tt/3de00...
One day there will be programming languages for genetics. You'll write a program in something like modern day code that a compiler then turns into "machine language" except the machine is biology and the language is ... also biology
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:04AM by neatchee https://ift.tt/33sWN...
It’s impossible to consent to being born
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:04AM by nueoritic-parents https://ift.tt/2vxqh...
Never underestimate how easy it is to burn popcorn.
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:04AM by Mansierge https://ift.tt/3dd6U...
Someone needs to send Kim Jong-Un a blanket.
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:07AM by Hot_Donald https://ift.tt/397I4...
It was just sort of universally agreed upon that all little boys in jokes are named Johnny.
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:12AM by Po1sonator https://ift.tt/2UgVH...
Pretty sure some people think it goes "do re mi fa SO la si do"
Edit : Guess this shower thought only works in Romance and Slavic countries. My bad.
Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:13AM by stooloots https://ift.tt/2WrXt...
Before traffic lights were invented most likely nobody associated green and red with go and stop.
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:14AM by cHiPPy_McMAn https://ift.tt/393nt...
2-Floor elevators wait for you to tell them which floor to go to.
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:19AM by AdeonWriter https://ift.tt/3d7DX...
A lot of advertisers could help flatten the curve by not sending physical junk mail.
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:20AM by schuey_08 https://ift.tt/33tDU...
DIY people are probably stocking up on glue gun sticks
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:20AM by rpgmgta https://ift.tt/2QrT7...
We’re going to see a big decrease in restaurant advertisements.
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:21AM by itsmason15 https://ift.tt/3a062...
Instructions that tell you to repeat never end
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:23AM by cakeclockwork https://ift.tt/2Ul5d...
What do we do if we need more food and supplies during lockdown?
Considering we’re going on lockdown in the US soon. How does it work when we need more food and supplies? Are we at all allowed to run down to the supermarket, or at least order our food and supplies? Or is absolutely everything going to be closed and shut down?
Submitted March 19, 2020 at 04:57AM by Vizionary0wl https://ift.tt/3d5xp...
Wondering how I would quit my grocery job due to Corona virus?
I want to quit due to grocery stores having a high risk of getting Corona virus. However my parents won't let me leave the house can I just call and say I am quitting or is this something I have to do in person? This is my first job so I have no experience.
Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:14AM by Asura_Vish https://ift.tt/33vCu...
Hey guys, feel free to ask anything you want, I’m undocumented immigrant, living and working in US about 8 years .
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:16AM by i18021987 https://ift.tt/3a2kj...
I need help with trying to gain lean muscle!
Where do I even start?
I do try to work out when I can but I really want to take it up a notch. I also try to eat as healthy as possible(but lately I've been stress eating.) I've been yoyo dieting and I really want to stop. For my mental and physical health. I just need a basic guideline or at least some good tips and advice to get it going.
With...
What was a realtionship that wasn't good for you, but you were in for a long time?
I'm writing a story at the moment and one of my Charakters is going through a hard realtionship. I've never really had such a realtionship in which i stayed in even tho it wasn't good for me. I'd apprechiate the help!
Submitted March 18, 2020 at 05:03AM by pixel-pixel_ https://ift.tt/3d6e3...
Is it possible for someone with dementia to realize that?
I will start by saying I have very limited knowledge of dementia and how it works so I will apologize in advance if this whole question is pointless.
I am in my 40’s and I have a terrible memory, the idea of having dementia terrifies me. But what I wonder, as someone who has thought about it, is is it possible for me to realize what is happening to...
Mr. Trumpresident is fake news.
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Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:33AM by starzwillsucceed https://ift.tt/38YXK...
Pizza comes in a square box containing a circular pizza which the individual then cuts into triangles
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Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:34AM by JuiceBoxSucker https://ift.tt/2QowC...
We never think of Neanderthals as cuddlers but they probably cuddled together a lot to stay warm.
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Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:34AM by jfi224 https://ift.tt/33sQS...
George Washington was the original dollar general.
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Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:36AM by bannedinwv https://ift.tt/2Woj3...
Masturbating in a self-made Dutch oven is one of the few ways to truly celebrate yourself inside and out
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Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:37AM by Billy_T_Wierd https://ift.tt/39V34...
We’re always despised for procrastination by our system. Yet our system procrastinated with any preparation until the last moment.
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Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:38AM by ModernCoder https://ift.tt/33olB...
It must be really funny watching a player practicing his celebrations
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Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:40AM by wolf_cy https://ift.tt/3a0By...
Maybe the birds that shit on you do so because they’re afraid of heights
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Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:41AM by Retrograde-Planet https://ift.tt/2TZ3E...
Dogs are smarter than 90% of the world, because all languages are one to them, but they also understand sign language and also woof.
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Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:42AM by DarkiiMarshii https://ift.tt/2QrZk...
Maintenance workers are the backbone of society.
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Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:43AM by funky555 https://ift.tt/2WtlZ...
Current CO2 emissions are probably at the levels needed to avoid climate catastrophe.
Pandemic or ecological disaster?🤔
Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:43AM by EFG https://ift.tt/3b8KN...
The only true benefit for a parent to kiss their child’s cut is if they’re a heavy enough drinker to cause the kiss to disinfect it.
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Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:44AM by drew34221234 https://ift.tt/2TXvq...
Nofap is at nightmare difficulty at the moment
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Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:44AM by raylolSW https://ift.tt/33s94...
Civilization is not yet done shutting off civilization for the sake of Civilization.
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Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:45AM by Damogran6 https://ift.tt/2x0RR...
The word for a female dog is used as an insult in almost every language.
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Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:47AM by honzaik https://ift.tt/2IUxS...
We're about to see a lot of really creative Instant Ramen recipe posts.
I've got my notebook ready. Can't wait to see the shit you people cobble together.
Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:49AM by exclamationmarker https://ift.tt/3dbWL...
E-Sports is Sports without legs.
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Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:52AM by SICKO-Doumbouya https://ift.tt/3d7eg...
Never has a Tuesday needed to be a Friday so badly...
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Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:54AM by St_Jimmy_182 https://ift.tt/33pfD...
In these times of trying politics, I offer r/movies an escape to a bipartisan feel good buddy movie: My Fellow Americans (1996) starring Jack Lemmon, James Garner, and Dan Aykroyd.
I had forgotten about this movie and truly it seems like only my family knows anything about it in our friend circle. A former Democrat and former Republican president team up in a cross country chase from assassins.
I only remembered it as I looked at the coffee in my pantry and thought to myself “Decaf...you pussy.” Definitely worth a watch if you’re...
What are some really good short movies like Detour (1945)?
I really enjoyed the simple straightforward, yet captivating plot. The fact that the movie is a little over 1 hour long but still felt like complete movie, that wrapped up nicely at the end was a pleasant surprise. The thing that baffles was how good the movie was considering it's short length, compared to modern movies. I would really appreciate...
This has probably been asked before but its important
(Male)I'm starting to worry that the only sexual activity I'm interested in/ capable of is tickling and feet. I feel disgusting and like no one will ever accept me lol. Is there anyone that is able to accept that or even welcome it? I don't express much interest in ass or boobs but I wish i did so that i could be normal.
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I can’t scroll through my accounts in the reddit app anymore?
I don’t know why but when I look at my list of accounts on the side bar they are stuck now and I can’t scroll up to log in to the ones at the top. I don’t want to uninstall the app because that would clear all the accounts I’m logged into. Anyone know a way to fix it?
Submitted March 17, 2020 at 05:13AM by Kayelia https://ift.tt/2wYnD...
Lori Vallow will be watching this whole sh*tshow unfold thinking “told ya”.
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:37AM by kevlarshorts https://ift.tt/2QlX0...
With enough effort you could rotate earths axis and put the pyramids at the north or south pole
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:46AM by ValidatingUsername https://ift.tt/2wXbk...
You probably have handled more cash than people born into extreme riches, who get stuff like shopping handled for them
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:46AM by cashmakessmiles https://ift.tt/2WktP...
Everything is going wrong, but we’re not allowed to facepalm.
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:46AM by grunt-sculpin https://ift.tt/33liG...
An accidental pregnancy is a fetal mistake
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:51AM by Ginger_Face_29 https://ift.tt/3d3UZ...
The difference between eww and aww is life changing
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:51AM by RyRy111 https://ift.tt/2ITSj...
We are not far from havin It be a crime to touch someone
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:52AM by Seedpound https://ift.tt/3b4Cb...
Keep calm and carry on may have finally met its match
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:53AM by esauis https://ift.tt/33qlF...
We look cursed from a side like 2D cartoons look cursed facing you.
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:53AM by DonelHat https://ift.tt/2TXmA...
Just thought of this: Once the posh is in you, no matter how many laxatives you take, it’ll never come out
Any good?
Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:53AM by WheatenBygone https://ift.tt/2TV9h...
Deleting comments after posting them to a thread makes it look like the person who is going back to said thread is looking for something that never existed
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:54AM by ValidatingUsername https://ift.tt/3cXSk...
Two Stormtrooper corpses (minus armor) are probably still stashed on the Millennium Falcon, ever since the Leia rescue.
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:54AM by spiritusFortuna https://ift.tt/2Wj3F...
Thin people have a lot more options on things to hang themselves from.
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:59AM by pyrolovesmoney https://ift.tt/2TTwv...
Animal crossing is about to sell a record amount of digital purchases
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:59AM by chiefwillis0 https://ift.tt/3aTsQ...
If online classes become a thing we could probably trick teachers to press alt+f4 more than once.
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 05:00AM by highground28 https://ift.tt/2WuxB...
Quibi’s commercials show why nobody wants Quibi
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 05:00AM by PepFontana https://ift.tt/33pPs...
You can’t squeeze all your toes together without pushing down
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 05:03AM by XxULTIMAxX https://ift.tt/2xBo9...
"Happy wife, happy life" isn't nearly as accurate as the other way.
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 05:09AM by grynde7 https://ift.tt/39XDj...
A verp is the exact same thing as a shart at the opposite end of your digestive tract.
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 05:09AM by Ahshalon_Tenisk https://ift.tt/2UaqF...
New and improved
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 05:01AM by wrapityup https://ift.tt/2wd4E...
Federal reserve slashing interest rates, how will it potentially affect me?
So I'm seeing now that the federal reserve is slashing interest rates to encourage spending and borrowing. I have been looking at buying my first house recently and have my eyes on a few different ones,but I honestly have no idea what I am doing tbh. I've been trying to read up on everything to better understand mortgages and the whole process of...
What are some of the TV Series about a crime suspect who is innocent ? (ex. The Sinner, The Night Of...)
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 05:20AM by KnowledgeCastle https://ift.tt/38Utp...
Hugging someone is probably more hygienic than shaking someone's hand.
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:39AM by Sooper88 https://ift.tt/2UdvE...
Melted chocolate is technically a jam, cos cocoa beans are fruit.
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:41AM by salttrooper222 https://ift.tt/2U86W...
Humans eat sweet only to later get rid of the sweet tastyness by drinking water
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:41AM by pavwel32 https://ift.tt/2UaVf...
Life’s version of messing around with autosave off is lucid dreams
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:42AM by Charlie_7364 https://ift.tt/3d3LS...
Cemetery workers always work the graveyard shift.
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:42AM by IrishNSketchy https://ift.tt/3aZ8G...
Minesweeper is likely the game with the largest portion of players who've tried speedrunning it.
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:42AM by shogo_guy https://ift.tt/2QgCb...
So far the biggest tragedy has been needing to take beer out of the fridge to fit the perishables.
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:44AM by KylarSternn https://ift.tt/33lu1...
People out there panic buying things are actually in the most crowded areas during the outbreak
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:45AM by wylaaandonggg https://ift.tt/3d1hs...
With the whole world practicing social distancing, we might actually see pollution decline.
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:45AM by balboafire https://ift.tt/38M5W...
The majority of us can't afford to leave home but we can't afford to stay home, either
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:45AM by johnsolomon https://ift.tt/39Ren...
Everyone working in an open plan office really wishes they had cubicles right about now
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:46AM by step6666 https://ift.tt/2UbML...
If you get HIV once, you can't get it again.
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:47AM by Winter-tf-eu https://ift.tt/2wUhM...
Eyes are the windows to the soul. And Windows is the eyes to your soul (personal data).
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:48AM by dodsdans https://ift.tt/2IQbO...
The spread shot is awesome in Contra, but not so great for peeing
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:49AM by artcostanza82 https://ift.tt/3d1Oe...
Paper straws use trees and produce 800 times more air pollution than plastic straws when manufactured. Effectively, we're trading air quality for ocean quality.
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:49AM by TheRedstoneBlaze https://ift.tt/3aZac...
People tell gamers to go outside, now gamers are telling people to go outside.
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:49AM by Kryptic_Anthology https://ift.tt/2x0Pa...
Dogs must find it rude that we only celebrate their birthdays once every 7 years.
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:51AM by WineNerdAndProud https://ift.tt/3d4js...
It’s an anxiety watching recent film with scenes of large gathering and people being unsanitary
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:51AM by Gold-Tears https://ift.tt/2Whon...
Looking forward to it
The celebrations when this epidemic is over will mark the beginning of the new Roaring Twenties
Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:53AM by RickC113 https://ift.tt/2QjBt...
Those glass company trucks that carry whole panes and come to replace your windows must have really good suspension.
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:54AM by HappinessIsAPotato https://ift.tt/2Wgwc...
My first time seeing Sirenhead (Fallout 4 Mod)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEpmzpbKd9U
Submitted March 15, 2020 at 05:18AM by jamesportersuck https://ift.tt/38KiF...
It's like Black Friday in March at all the grocery stores.
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:35AM by MasterAdapter https://ift.tt/3cZxW...
The Macarena was just a tutorial on how to fold a sweater.
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:36AM by FourWordReplies https://ift.tt/2Qg6F...
People wearing masks and still smokes prefer to die in their own terms.
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:37AM by lopezjessy https://ift.tt/2Qg6D...
If Costco is okay with selling crucial material to anyone with money, that’s profiteering.
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:38AM by Challenger4664A https://ift.tt/39S7h...
It must have been a weird experience for the person that discovered hemorrhoidal cream.
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:38AM by outsider_unknown https://ift.tt/2vlld...
Back before sound recorders or phones, hearing the newest trending song from your favorite composer played must have been quite the bragging point.
Was just listening to Beethoven and thought how rare it must have been to actually hear one of his songs since they were so popular and yet so difficult to play only the composer could actually play it. I just imagine a super hot BOP being released and all of your friends have heard the song but you haven't. Much different than today's world where...
Every time you try your best at sex, you rank better than millions of males across all species.
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:39AM by rice-n-steak https://ift.tt/2IKdo...
There are going to be a lot more doomsday preppers after this
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:39AM by taco_whisperer https://ift.tt/38Pse...
Handicapped people in the Future
Where is any person with a Handicap in the future? You don't see people in wheelchairs, autism, dwarfism, etc. in "futuristic" movies, even the not so distant future genres.
Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:40AM by screwylooy666 https://ift.tt/2TPun...
One person can make a difference. You can eat bat livestock and sink the world economy.
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:40AM by wildyaz https://ift.tt/3aWR7...
Poptarts are dessert hot pockets
If you make your own hot pocket, but fill it with a sweet filling instead of a savory one, then you've basically made a poptart.
Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:44AM by Divinejf https://ift.tt/2Wdd4...
If a movie has an ordinary predictable ending, but you lie and tell somebody it has a ridiculous twist ending. They’ll rack their brains so much trying to figure out what it is that the ordinary ending will be a twist to them.
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:45AM by aaronracicot https://ift.tt/38VfY...
Grocery store stockers jobs went from chill to chaotic real quick
“The whole store is empty... where do we begin?”
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A dog that has watched you change clothes and doesn't laugh is a dog you can trust.
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:45AM by Mechaghostman2 https://ift.tt/2QeBb...
It's far from over, losing composure, in a coffin laying stiff like a boulder
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:45AM by dran72 https://ift.tt/2QezW...
If you are submissive towards woman a lot, your male offspring is a Simpson
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:45AM by JohnyCacao https://ift.tt/38Psa...
When people are supposed to be distancing themselves. It seems like their grouped together even more. Mainly in supermarkets.
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:46AM by karma-enigma https://ift.tt/3aYwK...
being in prison on a touristicly known island like hawaii or borabora must sucks en more
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:47AM by samushusband https://ift.tt/39Sp5...
Drive in movie theaters have suddenly become far more than a novelty.
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:48AM by Left4DayZ1 https://ift.tt/33lG1...
Strict parents raise good liars
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:52AM by New_Welcome https://ift.tt/33i80...
Horde of zombies smell that there's toilet paper
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:44AM by ppd322 https://ift.tt/2TRqs...
Me yesterday realizing I ran out of tp at the worst possible time.
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:58AM by bilquis_91 https://ift.tt/38Rzp...
What factors determine how long a virus takes to incubate in a person?
Would symptoms usually show faster in people with a weaker immune system? Aside from the virus itself, what are usually the key factors that affect the speed of incubation?
Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:12AM by rapunzelsasshair https://ift.tt/2QdPb...
Can states in the US close their borders as a COVID-19 measure?
I'm going on a road hiking trip a couple states away this coming week. Is there any way that states can close their borders so we can't come back home? Should I be worried about this as a possibility?
Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:13AM by natabombista https://ift.tt/2WdYE...
I need help with all the power I’ve seen on Reddit
I’ve seen the immense power of Reddit before and these pajamas I’ve had for about 10 years they were my favorite since I had them. I’ve included a picture of them. I would love to fine the same ones for sale or even just the fabric. rest in eternal peace my friends
Merona brand Small (28/30)
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If genders were countries then trans people are immigrants from one to the other.
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 04:55AM by Shugaghazt https://ift.tt/38NrP...
With everyone staying home and not leaving their houses. More than likely Streaming services and online gaming sales are gonna skyrocket.
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 04:57AM by ZekuTreku https://ift.tt/38M3U...
You have to use the Start menu to turn off a Windows pc
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 04:57AM by Jehree https://ift.tt/2xwPr...
It would make way more sense to organize fonts by style rather than alphabetically.
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:01AM by JarethKingofGoblins https://ift.tt/2vWzd...
Wall-E and Dory are both based on things in a room
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:01AM by elegant_bother https://ift.tt/38McN...
Tom Hanks is a paid actor.
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:02AM by StevenDonovan https://ift.tt/33fv7...
Seems like the perfect time for killer nurses
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:02AM by i124nk8 https://ift.tt/2U1Zt...
Belly dancers don't have any bellies
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:03AM by lagavulin_16 https://ift.tt/3cZi9...
People literally brainwash babies who are a learning a language
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:04AM by inbetweenthemiddle https://ift.tt/33s6J...
All weapons are technically ranged weapons
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:05AM by newfiedoggo7 https://ift.tt/2Ui2u...
All weapons are technically ranged weapons
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:05AM by newfiedoggo7 https://ift.tt/2TZfE...
Socks are washable or single use items during a quarentine
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:05AM by redzero25 https://ift.tt/2Qfg9...
Google could help millions by posting location data on a map or letting people know if they where near a place where someone was exposed.
Google tracks almost everyone, couldn't they build a way of making a notification system of people that where in the same place as someone that's confirmed to be infected, and slow the covid down.
Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:06AM by youdontnoticethis https://ift.tt/3d07Q...
Starter jackets need to make a come back
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:07AM by cz_masterrace https://ift.tt/2Q8PI...
With movie theatres putting restrictions on audience capacity, it might be the right time to re-release Cats.
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:07AM by Dylanphile https://ift.tt/33fjM...
To be a Batman you need an Alfred.
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:07AM by i_am_tyler__durden__ https://ift.tt/3aUAF...
There are going to be a lot of mummies at Halloween this year.
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:08AM by 2112user https://ift.tt/2QcAG...
A brunette/dark-haired woman with a gun is much more intimidating than if it were a blonde woman.
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:10AM by whitecarib https://ift.tt/2QfM9...
This would have been a great time for a Beavis & Butthead "Cornholio" episode
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:12AM by Derrial https://ift.tt/2TM24...
For the first time in awhile everyone seems to be on the same team.
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:13AM by therealpepsi https://ift.tt/2Qbia...
Turns out decades of anti-social behaviour was just prepping for a worldwide pandemic.
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:05AM by HoneyBadgerKrav https://ift.tt/2xr40...
As concerns grow and the number of home quarantines rise our pets are probably going to think something wonderful must've happened.
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:05AM by smokeymctokerson https://ift.tt/2TWhj...
This is probably the busiest week in any news reporter's entire career.
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:05AM by Dementedsage https://ift.tt/33ddM...
there are gonna be a heck of a lot of babies born nine months from now...
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:05AM by ThermonuclearTaco https://ift.tt/2Qcmk...
ESPN isn't going to have much to talk about for a while
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:06AM by TheHiddenLlama7 https://ift.tt/3aWYf...
The animals that observe human patterns and schedules are probably very confused by the sudden change
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:07AM by ilikeyourboat https://ift.tt/33fqY...
Phone manufacturers don't let us have removable batteries anymore so we think we are safe from them listening when we turn off our devices.
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:07AM by lance713 https://ift.tt/33cx4...
Ice cream sandwiches and Cookies 'n Cream ice cream are reciprocals.
Ice Cream / Cookies = Cookies n' Cream
Cookies / Ice Cream = Ice Cream Sandwich
Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:07AM by devomania https://ift.tt/2W9dj...
More people will probably be jerking off in the next few weeks than ever before due to all the self-quarantining/self-isolating that will be occurring.
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:09AM by sethratliff https://ift.tt/33g9g...
Deaf people don't get the catch of Allstate commercials
Subtitles don't give it justice.
Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:09AM by sk8rboi7566 https://ift.tt/2wQNy...
If people are being asked to stay home and not go to work, drastically limiting their income, then temporarily halting mortgages, rent and bills would help alleviate a lot of economic pain and pressure soon to come.
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:11AM by roastedtoperfection https://ift.tt/2U0Xe...
Amazon probably don't feel so silly for using drones sometimes now.
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:12AM by Maddorian https://ift.tt/33fqX...
"Amazon Basics" quality is the online version of "Walmart" quality
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:12AM by jameye11 https://ift.tt/2w4LH...
Collectively, our hands are probably cleaner now than in the history of human existence
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:13AM by NalaJax https://ift.tt/2QcQl...
Realizing that it's cheaper to travel to another country for medical care than to go to a hospital in the U.S.
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:14AM by chrisbrown49 https://ift.tt/2Q7vR...
Fish can't be wet if they were never dry before.
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:14AM by The_Memester_42069 https://ift.tt/2U2A0...
So, the discussion on how to hang the to hang the toilet paper is at an all time low now.
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:16AM by calicat9 https://ift.tt/2W7Yx...
Fornicating in California could be referred to as californication
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:16AM by buoninachos https://ift.tt/39MK5...
Bulgarian Prime minister trying out a face mask for the Corona virus
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 04:31AM by theblackpanthergamer https://ift.tt/2TM9Y...
Experts recommend elbow strike to prevent coronavirus
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 04:45AM by Frocharocha https://ift.tt/2IUxY...
For fun I build out fake product idea, so I built the Pandemic Prevention Utility Belt based on the CDC guidelines. (Credit: Unnecessary Inventions)
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 04:46AM by XGN_Carter1 https://ift.tt/2IJhY...
Window to a cats soul
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 04:53AM by OddlyGruntled https://ift.tt/2w29y...
That's the spot
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 04:58AM by coffeetime20cups https://ift.tt/2wTwF...
You can tell the temp outside by how firm your butter is.
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Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:56AM by DeChef2 https://ift.tt/2TVoS...
In a world where The Quiet Place was real, you’d have people outside yelling because they don’t like being told what to do.
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Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:58AM by acrolos https://ift.tt/3aFu8...
Drunk girl in town... apparently a wannabe traffic cop gets coned by good samaritan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2PMBMs3TLI
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:58AM by wayofthewutang https://ift.tt/39Pse...
10 Myths about traveling to Mexico City.
https://youtu.be/Nquv3qdJveU
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:32AM by CookWithEyt https://ift.tt/33blt...
Martin TV Series theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMGPoAq-pSY
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:32AM by Alec122 https://ift.tt/39EA8...
DMX - Reading Rainbow
https://youtu.be/OchyYnlHTdo
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:32AM by BIGDICKTAKER https://ift.tt/2vPZV...
The Wayans Bros 3rd Intro Reupload
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx26DSnx6Ng
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:33AM by Alec122 https://ift.tt/39KFv...
You're trapped by the Vietcong when your evac arrives in the nick of time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOvCNnqIsr4
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:34AM by N64GC https://ift.tt/3cTOg...
INVISIBLE MAN Review: An Adaptation of the 2020 Trailer by the Same Name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EybvoTpec1k
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:36AM by TownDrunkIPA https://ift.tt/2xwMg...
Today You, Tomorrow Me (2020) Trailer
https://youtu.be/P4xdNV1iZxg
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:36AM by chrisfree123 https://ift.tt/2TGic...
Everybody Hates Chris - Season 1 - Opening Intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MVcc4ea4jY
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:37AM by Alec122 https://ift.tt/2vhKZ...
A Brief History Of All Major Sporting Events That Were Played Without Fans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw9xgiB7oY8&feature=youtu.be
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:44AM by dredmond556 https://ift.tt/3cTOv...
Cool little stirling engine. Low temp..
https://youtu.be/T41uohFm_Hs
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:46AM by Funrcprojects https://ift.tt/3aLDp...
New Robot Makes Soldiers Obsolete (Corridor Digital)
https://youtu.be/y3RIHnK0_NE
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:48AM by TheUltimateSalesman https://ift.tt/2Q9Hi...
Rescuing a motorbike from the Australian Blue Mountains
https://youtu.be/kSF-LA40E2U
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:55AM by GoressenGlover https://ift.tt/39JQB...
Red folder magically turns green while being filmed
https://youtu.be/ELrn0mmZnGE
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 05:00AM by TFP- https://ift.tt/2IF7s...
Arguably the best guitar performance on youtube : Christopher Parkening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iX8tsA0N7E
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 05:02AM by burtgummer45 https://ift.tt/3aNYd...
The Twilight Zone - The Shelter
https://youtu.be/qPtFIJLmrKs
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 05:02AM by Garryo1968 https://ift.tt/3cSVm...
Crossing the BAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZfCIfN4CvQ
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 05:08AM by noamstone256 https://ift.tt/2TGgQ...
Frane Selak, the Man Who Cheated Death 7 Times and Later Won $1 Million in a Lottery!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnRiJlvsRmg
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 05:09AM by innocent_r https://ift.tt/38Iik...
Baby Safe Haven group - I've been looking for this PSA for years. Used to play on a local channel at 2 in the morning, always followed by the same anti drug PSA, and than a infomercial...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NRNQmtUAUg&feature=emb_logo
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 05:11AM by Alec122 https://ift.tt/3cTDr...
Ass Paper Saver Review WHISKEY. WEED. WOMEN. with Steve Jessup
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ_4qT9m2Ms
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 05:12AM by TurdWaterMagee https://ift.tt/2Q9Hi...
The Gang Gets Quarantined
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG6EtsyiFCE
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 05:14AM by GeronimoRay https://ift.tt/39H7G...
Napalm is an extremely painful way to die
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Submitted March 11, 2020 at 05:03AM by Cynical-Loner https://ift.tt/338j0...
The only thing you can lick in the mirror is your tongue.
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Submitted March 11, 2020 at 05:03AM by facepalminghomer https://ift.tt/2wOzx...
When 3D printing becomes way mor advanced we will be actually able to download more ram
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Submitted March 11, 2020 at 05:03AM by Skullkiid_ https://ift.tt/3360x...
People buy up all the sanitation products because they don't realize that, in order for them to stay healthy, others have to stay sanitary too.
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Submitted March 11, 2020 at 05:04AM by Van_Darklholme https://ift.tt/3cLJU...
Saying "killed a human" is more profound than just saying "killed someone".
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Submitted March 11, 2020 at 05:04AM by Leftlightreftright https://ift.tt/3aHsA...
The more of the five senses you use on a stranger the more awkward it gets.
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Submitted March 11, 2020 at 05:04AM by admrlrainbow https://ift.tt/2TSer...
Antibiotic resistance gene discovered in the desert - Its persistence raises concerns about treatment options.
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Submitted March 11, 2020 at 04:23AM by Plus-Staff https://ift.tt/2Q6qW...
Jamaica confirms first case of coronavirus
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Submitted March 11, 2020 at 04:27AM by Balcacer https://ift.tt/2Qkjh...
LGBTQ association achieves major legal milestone in Tunisia
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Submitted March 11, 2020 at 04:27AM by retrotronica https://ift.tt/2TUci...
Mexico won't take new steps to prevent femicide despite historic protests
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Submitted March 11, 2020 at 04:41AM by nolesfan2011 https://ift.tt/2Q44z...
Australia sold weapons to Mali as UN warned violence creating 'humanitarian disaster'
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Submitted March 11, 2020 at 04:55AM by nolesfan2011 https://ift.tt/2TFNN...
Colombia: Abuses Amid Massive Demonstrations | Beatings, Expulsions of Venezuelans, Arbitrary Detentions
https://ift.tt/2wIBM7s
Submitted March 11, 2020 at 04:56AM by speakhyroglyphically https://ift.tt/2TXmN...
Travel slump worsens as airlines try to blame media
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Submitted March 11, 2020 at 05:02AM by AStartlingStatement https://ift.tt/2Iy9G...
Report: Hezbollah Secretary General Hassan Nasrallah Infected with Coronavirus
https://ift.tt/2TUchYN
Submitted March 11, 2020 at 05:06AM by RhythmicSlap https://ift.tt/2IyXI...
Austria, Poland bolstering Greek border guard force, Yiannis Souliotis | Kathimerini
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Submitted March 11, 2020 at 05:17AM by ps4Firt https://ift.tt/2W3eO...
Russia trying to “incite violence by white supremacist groups” in US ahead of 2020 election: report. Russian operatives use 4chan to urge “white nationalists to more aggressively spread hate messages,” officials say
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Submitted March 11, 2020 at 05:17AM by maxwellhill https://ift.tt/2THIg...
My therapist makes helpful videos about mental health
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAJ3qPgQobI
Submitted March 11, 2020 at 04:37AM by CurdledART https://ift.tt/2IAj8...