https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
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The Lion King 1994 vs. 2019: A side-by-side, shot-for-shot comparison
https://youtu.be/3twSBILH7ug
Submitted April 01, 2020 at 04:52AM by 1991mgs https://ift.tt/3aA1V7s
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2019 Best Movies - March Madness Style!
Region 1 Winner - Once Upon A Time...In Hollywood
Region 2, Winner - 1917
Region 3, FINALS - https://www.polltab.com/bracket-poll/-Bdn_7EreM
Region 4, FINALS - https://www.polltab.com/bracket-poll/gPScLHArCX
I accumulated the top 64 movies from 2019 based upon several critics lists and also IMDB. Seeding was determined based upon Box Office success, rather than by favorite (because everyone has different opinions). I figured that was easiest and also allows for exciting matchups and upsets. Each round will consist of 24 hours of voting. ALL REGIONS ARE NOW ACTIVE. After a winner of all 4 brackets is determined, we'll have the final four. Once we get to a FINAL FOUR, I'll post that final bracket to determine the ultimate champion for the Best Movie of 2019. Sounded like a good way to kill time during the stay-at-home. Everybody stay safe out there!
Submitted April 01, 2020 at 05:11AM by bigpavelski35 https://ift.tt/340ELEK
Seeing all these celebrities without makeup shows you how unattractive they really are.
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I'm really excited for tomorrow when we found out the entire last month was just a really elaborate April fool's joke.
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The sexiest part of sex is the facial expression during sex.
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Future generations will probably wonder about and mock the fact that the older generations want to stand 6 feet apart from one another.
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There is one beautiful thing Carole Baskin can never take from Joe Exotic
She took his zoo, his freedom, and all his money but the magnificent music Joe lip syncs to and his music videos will live on forever.
Submitted April 01, 2020 at 04:45AM by drewr007 https://ift.tt/3bHplrW
Nature observers are taught to not interact with wild animals when approached but the wild animals must be confused why humans are the only animals not reacting to them
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Recent events have showed us it's not "Florida Man" it's just Florida.
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Most people have never seen a milk crate with milk in it
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In the Star Wars movies, anything resembling Google is only used once, and it doesn't work
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Your house is connected to tons of other homes by a series of underground tunnels.
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Potentially, someone who was worked in the aviation industry could have started their career working on biplanes, and ended it by working on jets.
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Submitted April 01, 2020 at 04:48AM by BananaFace765 https://ift.tt/2QZ39l9
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As the shelter in place wears on, dogs will be happier from the record number of walks people take to escape the house.
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Worcestershire sauce is western soy sauce.
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Children growing up will not know what a house phone is.
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April 1 WHO be all: SIKE
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Watching the late night shows filmed from the hosts homes without audience laughter really shows how unfunny many of the jokes actually are
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Being drunk is the same as being high, but with different effects
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The Office is more famous than any other documentary.
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Homeschoolers are no longer a minority group.
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Submitted April 01, 2020 at 04:57AM by Charlie_Munger137 https://ift.tt/2w3BTdX
What's this movie? Involves a blue-skinned woman
It's about a guy who moves to a house and finds a DVD hidden on the attic/basement. The DVD is about a woman (that has blue skin) being murdered by a man. Then they are both at the house, i don't remember if she's alive or a ghost (?). Next thing i remember is someone from the army trying to kill them both and something about a screwdriver on somebody's neck.
I was young when i saw it, like 9yo. (I'm 21 now)
I would be very pleased if I could find it because I ask everybody who's into movies and stuff and I couldn't find it.
Submitted March 31, 2020 at 04:52AM by Sundann https://ift.tt/2QYyK6q
Every Oscar Best Picture Winner, Ranked (Updated)
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Submitted March 31, 2020 at 04:52AM by Britneyfan456 https://ift.tt/2Us4we5
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Enjoy a Free Movie called Almost Holy. STAY INSIDE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHvMLQ-LCV0
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Stupidity is the absence of everything
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"If you leave a monkey with a typewriter alone In a room long enough, eventually it'll type Shakespeare's work" - technically that's exactly what happened
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you can't stand backwards on stairs
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We are living in "the past" of 12 Monkeys.
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People who used the curse "May you live in interesting times" probably didn't realize they were cursing themselves as well.
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Submitted March 31, 2020 at 04:55AM by Lamenardo https://ift.tt/2ULhoep
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Telescopes do not look into deep space. They are receptors. They just let in space better than your eyes can.
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It’s amazing that we have one of the strongest acids in our stomach.
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Every second a new mind might control our body for one second, having all the memories of the previous persons, resulting in us thinking nothing is wrong, only to be thrown in a pit of lava when our second is over.
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Submitted March 31, 2020 at 04:58AM by DespacitoPlane https://ift.tt/39pWqqE
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The only way to see your eyes move in the mirror is to move your whole head
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Submitted March 31, 2020 at 05:00AM by ginoo75 https://ift.tt/39wSzYV
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No matter the position that is being taken, it's human nature to argue.
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Submitted March 31, 2020 at 05:00AM by chaotic_psychotic https://ift.tt/2xwirqx
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Jumping "high" is relevant.
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There’s gonna be a lot more bad haircuts.
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Submitted March 31, 2020 at 05:09AM by Gary_October https://ift.tt/2wFPngp
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Regular Airpods resemble electric toothbrush heads a lot.
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Bhagavan “Doc” Antle is the R. Kelly of the big cat world.
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by the year 2050, 13 year old Girls will look 45 with plastic surgery
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When you put your left shoe on the wrong foot, it's on the right foot
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Submitted March 31, 2020 at 05:15AM by ginoo75 https://ift.tt/33XvEER
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All the pigeons in the world might be wondering where have the humans gone who feed them.
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Leanord Nimoy’s hair in Star Trek: The Original Series influenced the hairstyle of both Vulcans and Romulans in every other Star Trek franchise to date.
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Submitted March 31, 2020 at 05:15AM by EffectivePineapple2 https://ift.tt/2xFY2PJ
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A good bit of U.S history can be summed up by “fuck Britain”
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Submitted March 31, 2020 at 05:16AM by Swag-of-the-dark https://ift.tt/2UOFW67
Submitted March 31, 2020 at 05:16AM by Swag-of-the-dark https://ift.tt/2UOFW67
Big Shaq could never show all symptoms of you know what
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Submitted March 31, 2020 at 05:16AM by kingmainlander https://ift.tt/2wH3B0u
Submitted March 31, 2020 at 05:16AM by kingmainlander https://ift.tt/2wH3B0u
Sandcastle Real Estate
https://youtu.be/_D7NAGjr2s4
Submitted March 30, 2020 at 05:27AM by Lanse5 https://ift.tt/2xtPZFL
Submitted March 30, 2020 at 05:27AM by Lanse5 https://ift.tt/2xtPZFL
The fact that shoes have tongues is not even the most disturbing thing about the human race.
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Submitted March 30, 2020 at 05:02AM by literallynot https://ift.tt/2Ut1pCG
Submitted March 30, 2020 at 05:02AM by literallynot https://ift.tt/2Ut1pCG
One day your skeleton could be in a museum
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Submitted March 30, 2020 at 05:04AM by JoZaJaB https://ift.tt/2ydz9eA
The more important a person is in a workplace or school, the more acceptable it is for them to have typos in their emails.
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Submitted March 30, 2020 at 05:06AM by ThanosIsMyRealFather https://ift.tt/3dDUhuR
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In 50 years kids will be failing tests about the times we’re living in
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You’ve got to draw a line between whether you’re an essential worker, or your boss doesn’t care for your wellbeing.
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Joe Biden is trash
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Most people listen to sad songs because they can’t sing it themselves
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The same person that burned down Joe Exotic's alligator house burned down Sheryl's she shed
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Your eyelids are the green screen for your dreams.
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You could never beat an astronaut in a fight because they always have the high ground.
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Betty White starred in a show about 4 old women living together that aired 35 years ago.
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Submitted March 30, 2020 at 05:15AM by OptimisticPlatypus https://ift.tt/3dGIRX0
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If a priest blessed his local stream then the worlds oceans would all be holy water
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Having the ability to purposely make the phone connection weaker would help people get out of awkward conversations
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Everyone talks about the early bird getting the worm, but no one talks about the early worm getting the bird.
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Submitted March 30, 2020 at 05:27AM by BarrytheNPC https://ift.tt/2QVVcwR
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Spike Lee's 'Da 5 Bloods' has a runtime of 2 hours and 35 minutes
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Submitted March 30, 2020 at 04:36AM by GucciSwegBish https://ift.tt/2QUqcxb
Anyone remember this prolific early-2000s Rotten Tomatoes forum guy?
Anyone remember an early 2000s Rotten Tomatoes forum guy who had a one-word username I think, pretty sure his avatar was Death from "The Seventh Seal," he wrote a ton on the forum and was really well-versed in international film? He had an oddly large impact on my movie taste as a turn-of-the-millennium teen, but I can't remember his name and ["rotten tomatoes" + "seventh seal" + avatar] isn't getting me very far on Google lol.
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Need Help Finding a Scene From a Movie I Can't Remember
So, when I was a kid or something, I remember seeing a movie where a white girl was dancing, as a crowd around her chanted "go white girl, go white girl, go". It's possible my mind is just playing tricks on me, and I'm misremembering this, but I feel certain it exists somewhere. Anyone know what it might be?
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Ryan Gosling to star, produce film adaptation of next Andy Weir novel (writer of The Martian)
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Spike Lee Gifts Unmade ‘Jackie Robinson’ Script Online For Coronavirus Isolators
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The Lost Husband Trailer
https://youtu.be/ZQ0LLp2yA-Y
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Takashi Miike's "13 Assassins"
Last night I, on a whim, turned on "13 Assassins" with no idea on what to expect, having never seen a Miike film before. Suffice to say, I was transfixed the entire time. It felt like Miike had watched a bunch of Kurosawa samurai films and decided to replicate the spirit of those, while adding in his own violent twists. The climactic battle scene, lasting around 45 minutes long, was an exhilarating piece of cinema and never once got boring. It's a smart, bloody, and surprisingly heroic film. There is no question that, among the most popular samurai films out of Japan, "13 Assassins" earns a place near the top.
If I had to pick out a detraction, I'd say that some of the characters were lacking in development (particularly a few of the titular assassins), but the main players were well acted and projected a powerful gravitas to their roles, Koji Yakusho and Goro Inagaki being the standouts (Inagaki in particular, as his part as the villain helped craft a thoroughly despicable antagonist that could easily find a home amongst like-minded peers from Game of Thrones).
Needless to say, I want to see more of what Miike has on tap, though with 100+ films to his name, picking one to watch next might be a challenge.
What are your thoughts on this film and which Miike films should I definitely seek out next?
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Drugs dealers are experiencing an economy boost they’ve never seen before
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Tycoon games never taught anyone about what it takes to actually make money.
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Submitted March 29, 2020 at 05:01AM by Double_A__Ron https://ift.tt/39ugN62
Theoretically, you could create a computer screen by putting 2,073,600 really good color changing flash lights near each other and going a few hundred meters away from them
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Submitted March 29, 2020 at 05:01AM by GoldenGoldGG https://ift.tt/3aqMvmb
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Our kids will be the first generation that Hope's to inherit a shoe collection.
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We tell humans to shut up and machines to shut down.
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Submitted March 29, 2020 at 05:05AM by Hefty_Zygote https://ift.tt/39riXDw
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If everyone is a leader, then nobody is a follower, meaning nobody is actually a leader.
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Submitted March 29, 2020 at 05:07AM by Pablo_Fablo https://ift.tt/33Uuudp
Submitted March 29, 2020 at 05:07AM by Pablo_Fablo https://ift.tt/33Uuudp
You dance better with your eyes closed.
Try it.
Submitted March 29, 2020 at 05:07AM by HomeLessFrogg https://ift.tt/3dBDqZE
Eventually we will be lining up to get into a barbershop and not lining up to get into a grocery store.
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When turning 20 remember if you get pregnant your not a teenage mum anymore, your just a mum.
Makes you feel so much older
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If actual dreams came true we would all be completely screwed
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Fortunately we’ve never had to bail out a sperm bank
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Submitted March 29, 2020 at 05:14AM by AMRunner https://ift.tt/2vSMsjM
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Gas prices are hitting record lows when we aren't allowed to drive anywhere.
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Submitted March 29, 2020 at 05:16AM by Po1sonator https://ift.tt/39n03xH
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Google or Apple probably have enough of your geolocation data to have your driver's license taken away for life
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Dogs across the world are probably overall very happy with what’s going on in the world.
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Teepeeing someone's house is a gift.
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Submitted March 29, 2020 at 05:19AM by FleX_537 https://ift.tt/2wNsasz
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The button for flushing is probably the dirtiest part of the house
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You’ve probably crushed loads of dust mites while wanking off.
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Help identifying movie
So I am going to try as hard as I can here to give as much detail about this movie as I can, but I haven't seen it in over 6 years so some details about the setting/plot may be off.
It was very similar to Shutter Island (which I just watched because I thought this was it, but it wasn't), where some guy is at a mental hospital or something and becomes convinced that he is crazy by the doctors there. He eventually gives in and accepts the fact that he is indeed crazy until the end of the movie where he sees something that makes him realize he isn't crazy.
I think he sees a piece of clothing or something on the top of a chain link fence. This clothing (I think?) is proof that he is not crazy because he remembers wearing it before he came to the mental hospital.
The details might be a tad off, but the idea is that the doctors convince him that he is crazy and he has been there for a long time, he finally accepts it, then he sees something that is proof that he is in fact not crazy.
I wish I could give more detail on this but that is all I really remember, I am hoping you movie buffs could help me identify this movie. Thanks a ton!!
Submitted March 29, 2020 at 04:43AM by Lightzout21 https://ift.tt/3dwglaN
Movies that made you realize how movies have changed
Zootopia made me realize it doesn't really matter whether a movie is part of the billion dollar club anymore
Before, it was only the movies that were pop culture phenomenons that made a billion dollars. Then, in the 2010's, occasionally a movie that was an actual pop culture phenomenon (like Frozen) would make a billion dollars but now it's mostly franchises, mainly made by Disney, that come and go from the public eye.
And when Zootopia not only got a 98% on Rotten Tomatoes but had the highest-grossing opening weekend (at that point) for an animated Disney movie, I thought it was going to be a pop culture phenomenon like Frozen, The Lion King, or even Finding Nemo.
But, while it was well-received by audiences and has an extremely vocal fanbase to put it lightly, that never really happened, as far as the United States is concerned (as I heard it was huge in Asia). But here hardly anyone I knew talked about the movie. And, if they did, I was the one to bring it up more often than not. Once it grossed a billion dollars, though, I thought it was going to gain popularity but, no, it didn't. It was just received as another "good animated Disney/Pixar movie", it didn't really stick out from the pack.
And that made me realize that it doesn't really matter if a movie makes a billion dollars anymore. You don't even need to be part of a franchise anymore, as Zootopia wasn't really except for animated Disney movies. Now it's normal for a movie to make a billion dollars, as Zootopia proved.
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Cabin Fever - re:View
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uSkQq3NbO8
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Vivarium [2019/2020] read this after u finish watching the movie!
Basically, it is the life of cuckoo bird -shown in the 1st 2 min in the movie- but with Aliens as the cuckoo bird and humans are the fool birds who take care of the aliens who grow up fast like the cuckoo birds do
the following video is a 4 min documentary on cuckoo birds ... watch it after u finish the movie :
Submitted March 29, 2020 at 05:02AM by RobertDenair0 https://ift.tt/3bvNPEg
Cheering for health care workers NYC
https://ift.tt/33PkUIC
Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:16AM by CaitlinNYC https://ift.tt/3aqR1B5
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Hand Sanitizer Demonstration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lQuoqo3iPE
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Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:19AM by Faxicura https://ift.tt/3bviW2L
Barenaked Ladies - Lovers in a Dangerous Time (SelfieCamJam)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DbChOUotfo&feature=youtu.be
Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:22AM by the3b https://ift.tt/3dzQpLu
Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:22AM by the3b https://ift.tt/3dzQpLu
Air probably has a flavour we can't taste because we are constantly tasting it
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Submitted March 28, 2020 at 04:59AM by VirusFreeNewt https://ift.tt/2yeWa0Q
Submitted March 28, 2020 at 04:59AM by VirusFreeNewt https://ift.tt/2yeWa0Q
Many people who hate their jobs are realizing how boring life is without that job
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Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:01AM by Moonman292 https://ift.tt/39pnvtS
Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:01AM by Moonman292 https://ift.tt/39pnvtS
Of all instruments, the guitar can make the most different sounds.
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Something can't be fake if it exists.
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Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:03AM by Hulton-Sama https://ift.tt/39nBxwq
Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:03AM by Hulton-Sama https://ift.tt/39nBxwq
Bright side there won’t be any school shootings or mass shootings for a while
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Thinking on a level as small as an atom, every step you take is a new one.
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Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:04AM by biggiecheese_1_2 https://ift.tt/3brWass
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You may end up being a hero to someone who doesn’t even exist yet.
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Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:04AM by MrTsquared88 https://ift.tt/2wHChPz
No statement can be disproved.
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If you know who Carrie Bradshaw is, there's probably a pretty good chance you don't know who Terry Bradshaw is, and vice-versa
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We'll be frightened to touch things for the rest of our lives
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Someone out there was probably lonely enough at one point to masturbate to themselves with Snapchat’s girl/boy filters
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Mirrors can kill us if we tamper too much with them
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Out of the classical states of matter, liquids make the least amount of sense
Solids are straightforward, molecules sticking to other molecules. Gas and plasma are (roughly speaking) just particles going around each doing their own thing. But liquids, at least at first glance, seem to be relatively arbitrary in how their particles behave with respect to each other.
Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:17AM by Lord_Spy https://ift.tt/3dCDnws
Life is simultaneously a slow downhill spiral and an uphill battle
So how's everyone else handling quarantine
Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:17AM by onlyUsernameLeft465 https://ift.tt/2xr2jGW
If humans could fly as a species, governments would definitely want to keep people close to the ground
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Getting stabbed under water would hurt way note than being stabbed on land
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With the UK forcing homeless people into houses it makes you wonder what action it would take other countries to follow suit.
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The painting that was ruined during an unscheduled "restoration" may eventually be re-restored to its potato quality version
Sorry about the vague-ish title. A certain word causes it to be automatically removed when explained properly.
Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:19AM by kai-ol https://ift.tt/2UmAKaH
Next Christmas will be used to make up for so many birthdays and anniversary's
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Submitted March 28, 2020 at 05:20AM by step6666 https://ift.tt/2xr2jqq
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What is the name of an animated movie around 2000'
What is the name of an animated movie where a girl was and I'm not sure if her parents died and received an inheritance and some bad people were after her, and she had to find her grandfather and how much I remember coming to grandfather they had a steamboat and his house was a wooden one by the water. Later the bad people arrive and set fire to the house and the girl with her grandfather escapes with a helicopter.
I think it was a VHS
pls help :)
Submitted March 27, 2020 at 05:13AM by Andrew5451 https://ift.tt/3dqsgGW
When something has an age of zero it has an age but hasn't aged
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Cars of the olden times are starting to look more futuristic than modern cars
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All the broken slabs of wood from Martial Arts places would make great firewood.
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The “Cars” movies could be a nightmarish view of the future
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Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:43AM by olliekemp https://ift.tt/3aopAYt
Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:43AM by olliekemp https://ift.tt/3aopAYt
If you really think about it, Giorno Giovanna is a kid with 3 biological parents: Jonathan, Dio and his mom.
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Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:46AM by GandalfTheRadioWave https://ift.tt/39mULlR
Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:46AM by GandalfTheRadioWave https://ift.tt/39mULlR
Never see anyone take of their shoes in sitcoms
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Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:48AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/2UlF9ux
Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:48AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/2UlF9ux
A mockingbird's number one predator is a copycat.
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Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:49AM by lions-n-tigers https://ift.tt/2UjVQ9F
Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:49AM by lions-n-tigers https://ift.tt/2UjVQ9F
Having a comfortable income takes a lot of the joy out of life, since someone bringing doughnuts to work is meaningless when you can just buy a case for yourself any morning you want.
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Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:51AM by spookylake https://ift.tt/3akLUlW
Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:51AM by spookylake https://ift.tt/3akLUlW
Some people lived their whole life without knowing that oceans existed
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Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:52AM by claytones4fun https://ift.tt/39lkbjH
Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:52AM by claytones4fun https://ift.tt/39lkbjH
People created sign language when they could have just learnt Italian.
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Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:52AM by azert1000 https://ift.tt/2Ujo7wZ
Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:52AM by azert1000 https://ift.tt/2Ujo7wZ
Some children being hungry is ok
I see footage on tv of underprivileged children and most of them could fall into the childhood obesity category and calorie restriction would do them well. Yes this is not something people want to think about but someone needs to help these kids in low income families learn better eating habits.
Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:53AM by WinkingBrownEyes https://ift.tt/2Un5s3x
There are probably a few therapists out there with a strong disdain for me
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Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:55AM by Ares_Obsidian https://ift.tt/2WL22sX
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No one would fear death if we knew what happens after.
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Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:55AM by Ramaal2000 https://ift.tt/3anysO8
Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:55AM by Ramaal2000 https://ift.tt/3anysO8
If Pinocchio says his nose is gonna grow he breaks the universe.
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Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:56AM by JakeFranks32 https://ift.tt/2UEjCvZ
Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:56AM by JakeFranks32 https://ift.tt/2UEjCvZ
Everyone's voice is going to sound weird after hearing them through a microphone for so long.
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Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:57AM by i_cant_not_even https://ift.tt/2vWSxMk
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the funniest laugh will always be 'huehuehuehuehuehu..'
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Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:57AM by CacheMeOutside https://ift.tt/3dw7aqP
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Health experts are hoping something to peak, while stock investors are hoping something to bottom.
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Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:58AM by worldskeptic https://ift.tt/2Un5rwv
Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:58AM by worldskeptic https://ift.tt/2Un5rwv
Office Space Comedy Movie - The Bob's Interview Typical Day Clip
https://youtu.be/mHm7k6M0dj4
Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:19AM by makkenni https://ift.tt/2ycsOAe
Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:19AM by makkenni https://ift.tt/2ycsOAe
Friedkin's reaction to Refn's claim that Only God Forgives is a masterpiece
https://youtu.be/1jPWGEoyJHY
Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:31AM by babykickbot3000 https://ift.tt/3dx4ZU0
Submitted March 27, 2020 at 04:31AM by babykickbot3000 https://ift.tt/3dx4ZU0
How were "Ben day Dots" drawn traditionally in older comics?
Despite looking into it, I couldn't find specifically how these are drawn on traditional ink illustrations. Some say a stencil is used, others say they straight up draw the dots one by one. Is it a mix? Is it done with an airbrush gun? Also, I've seen characters shaded with these dots, but only on the characters themselves and not the whole page. How is that done, to stay within the illustration so precisely, and with such fine/tiny dots? Is it a "pro" thing? This could have a super obvious answer, but I'm still not certain if my suspicions are true and wanna make sure.
Submitted March 26, 2020 at 04:50AM by Sideshow_Syzlak https://ift.tt/3bx5vzz
How to u confess feelings to a girl?
I'm useless and need help
Submitted March 26, 2020 at 04:54AM by jacrispy547 https://ift.tt/3brNlyU
What to do if you want to be happy in life?
Please Think carefully about the answer!
Submitted March 26, 2020 at 05:02AM by couponsvoucherforest https://ift.tt/2UkaeyC
Drinking alcohol and smoking are for those who prefer a gradual death over a quick one.
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Submitted March 26, 2020 at 04:50AM by SadFire1 https://ift.tt/2JcoR0H
Submitted March 26, 2020 at 04:50AM by SadFire1 https://ift.tt/2JcoR0H
Your first experience riding escalators was either exciting or terrifying.
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Submitted March 26, 2020 at 04:52AM by Despicable_carl https://ift.tt/3aw1Bqc
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The reason why most people know what a zebra is because of the cheesy alphabet songs
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Submitted March 26, 2020 at 04:53AM by mrdangwangpang https://ift.tt/3aw1zyA
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You can tell how how stupid a liar is by how stupid they think everyone else is.
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Submitted March 26, 2020 at 04:58AM by RevJamesonOtoolihan https://ift.tt/2JeiHgt
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Rick and Morty's biggest joke is the lenght of the last season
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Submitted March 26, 2020 at 04:58AM by backstabino https://ift.tt/2WLwpiO
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Technically speaking, everyone has "lost their virginity" because of how childbirth works.
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Submitted March 26, 2020 at 05:00AM by StagnantSoldier0947 https://ift.tt/2WIwNP6
Submitted March 26, 2020 at 05:00AM by StagnantSoldier0947 https://ift.tt/2WIwNP6
Saying something “appeared out of thin air” implies the existence of thick air.
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Submitted March 26, 2020 at 05:01AM by cacti-guy https://ift.tt/2wFX3yS
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It's really hard to go to the store only once a week when only half the things you need can be found on a given visit.
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Submitted March 26, 2020 at 05:02AM by ilikepugs https://ift.tt/2wv0ski
Submitted March 26, 2020 at 05:02AM by ilikepugs https://ift.tt/2wv0ski
Everyone likes music. Some people don't like sports. Others don't like action movies. But everyone like music.
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Submitted March 26, 2020 at 05:04AM by karma-enigma https://ift.tt/2QNfqJ9
Submitted March 26, 2020 at 05:04AM by karma-enigma https://ift.tt/2QNfqJ9
Turning over on a memory foam mattress can sometimes feel like an up hill struggle
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Submitted March 26, 2020 at 05:06AM by Kev2daB https://ift.tt/2UmvpjL
Submitted March 26, 2020 at 05:06AM by Kev2daB https://ift.tt/2UmvpjL
All animals must be asking each other where all of the assholes have gone
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Submitted March 26, 2020 at 05:06AM by rice-n-steak https://ift.tt/2vPmPAp
Submitted March 26, 2020 at 05:06AM by rice-n-steak https://ift.tt/2vPmPAp
Oumuamua, a red asteroid passing though our system and checkmarking sun could have been a warning.
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Submitted March 26, 2020 at 05:09AM by sailZup https://ift.tt/2QMeXXC
Submitted March 26, 2020 at 05:09AM by sailZup https://ift.tt/2QMeXXC
I'm glad humanity got taken down a peg from our collective delusion of abundance and the global wealthy can't just live in opulence as severe problems in the world persist. We're all affected the same for once
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Submitted March 26, 2020 at 05:11AM by Lingerfickin https://ift.tt/3bosz3h
Submitted March 26, 2020 at 05:11AM by Lingerfickin https://ift.tt/3bosz3h
One of the great things about cooking your own food is the sweet certainty that any hair in it is yours.
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Submitted March 26, 2020 at 05:12AM by pherman2 https://ift.tt/2QIx3tt
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If you're into BJ's, you're at least a tiny bit into vore...
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Submitted March 26, 2020 at 05:14AM by ajisawwsome https://ift.tt/2WKtqak
Submitted March 26, 2020 at 05:14AM by ajisawwsome https://ift.tt/2WKtqak
Which movies have the best cinematography?
These are some of my picks. I know there are a lot I could have chosen from, but this is just my personal opinion.
Honorable Mention: The Grand Budapest Hotel
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Barry Lyndon Every shot looks like a renaissance painting in motion.
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The Tree of Life The world is beautiful. Even the little things we don't even think about seem to get prominence in this movie. They even went as far as to built similar sets at different angles so they could get the lighting exactly how they wanted.
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Citizen Kane Orson Welles was new to directing and was never given any rules as to what a camera could and couldn't do, so he just went ahead and did whatever he wanted. The result was considered groundbreaking and is still impressive even today.
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Russian Ark The entire movie was filmed in one single shot. Not only is it impressive, but the movie is gorgeous.
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Pink Floyd – The Wall Not only are the images striking, they tell the story in a symbolic way like I've never seen before. Aside from the music, the cinematography is how this movie tells it's story, and it succeeds. While it does have some slow scenes, this is one of the only movies I'd recommend for the aesthetic alone.
I might as well also throw in some animated movies, because they have shot composition too.
Honorable Mention: Toy Story 4
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The Hunchback of Notre Dame They do a good job at making everything feel big and epic. Which is fitting given the setting of the movie.
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The Prince of Egypt This takes it a step farther by not only being big and epic, but also portraying pain and suffering in a way that could be called beautiful. Ah kids movies.
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A Silent Voice This has got to be the most natural looking animated movie ever made. There are subtle movements meant to imitate a handheld camera, but it never gets distracting and helps the characters and emotions feel more human.
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Isle of Dogs West Anderson's live-action movies look like dolls and dollhouses, and this is a movie where it kinda is just that.
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Adolescence of Utena This movie has a bizarre visual style where the environments move for no real reason. It just gave the animators a chance to show off some elaborate and unique shots.
Submitted March 26, 2020 at 04:25AM by Mr-Zilla https://ift.tt/2yaQFAj
[SPOILERS] Why i think the Hunt (2020) is a classic.
1) Good writing for a movie that doesn't even need good writing.
2) Awesome subversion of expectation in the first 10-20 minutes where you don't know who the main person is and who will survive.
3) Both a good and a bad. It has such interesting characters. But they die too fast. Like i wanted to know who that vanilla ice guy is. I wanted to find out about the blonde who dies first. I think this could easily be a series with these sort of personalities that we haven't seen in cinema in a more direct way.
I want to see how would each different person would react. How would the guy who hunts elephants rhinos for sport react to things? What are the thoughts of the classic blonde working/most likely fucking the senator/congressman and saying horrible stuff and finally ends up in fox news( i am referencing the first girl who dies.)
4) GREAT action,hopefully if there is a sequel we get more john wick-esque action.
5) LOVE the terminator style main character. I love her funny reactions to things and her intelligence and generally love that character.
6) One problem. The guy pretending to be a refugee. VERY DUMB. like why are you antagonizing this massive guy when you have a bag full of grenades. maybe the only weak moment of the movie.
7) Also generally the rich people besides Athena were MEH at best. I mean you had the golden god (Always sunny in Philadelphia reference) and you did nothing with him? THE GOLDEN GOD?
8)I think this is easily a cult classic and i love that conservatives went crazy over this movie when the bad guys are these whiny liberal billionaires who are so annoying and whiny and pathetic throughout the movie. This is the movie NRA members should be watching over and over. A bad ass veteran kills a bunch of liberal billionaires and says very little. She is John Wayne and John Wick and every bad ass john out there. She is a cowboy/avenging bad ass/terminator style killer/Funny. Everything. She is everything.
Submitted March 26, 2020 at 04:26AM by RagnarArcher11 https://ift.tt/2UhN8IU
"Parasite" (spoiler) i found an error
The girl from the rich family see the bunker when she is rescue the boy of the poor family but she doesn't tell that to the police.
Just and error i found because i pay to much attention to movies? maybe, but i find it interesting.
what are your thoughts on this?
PD: Sorry for the bad english, any grammaticaly error i did please tell me.
i also really liked the credit song, here are the lyrics
The road is in a thick grey haze,
Inhaling the dust-filled air with all my might,
It's not snowing nor is it raining
The soles of my feet as parched as a desert.
I burn out everyday
I sweep, scrub, and wipe until my nonexistent muscles give out
Then I grab it again, my palm now all hard and stiff
Ah, ah, ah ah, ah, ah
When the shot glass brims over with soju,
the dirt under my fingernails gets moist
and rain clouds flood the sky
When the shot glass brims over with this bitter soju,
the dirt under my fingernails gets moist
and on my red right cheek,
finally
it's raining.
Thanks to https://www.reddit.com/user/mujjingun/ for the translation
Submitted March 26, 2020 at 04:46AM by FacuGOLAZO https://ift.tt/2UDYx4K
JonReviews: Alita-Battle Angel
https://youtu.be/DThlNhLf2FU
Submitted March 26, 2020 at 04:47AM by Greenbloodedme https://ift.tt/2vOxKua
Submitted March 26, 2020 at 04:47AM by Greenbloodedme https://ift.tt/2vOxKua
The Place Beyond the Pines
Just a recommendation for those stuck at home. This film is really quite something. A small town drama starring Ryan Gosling, Bradley Cooper and Dane De Haan. While the third act is weaker than the rest in my opinion, this movie is overall just a fantastic watch. I cannot recommend this enough, this is (in my opinion , which is subjective, so I guess it holds fuck all weight) the sort of film that keeps you thinking after the ending credits have run.
Just watch it, or don't I guess
Submitted March 26, 2020 at 04:49AM by -Xndr https://ift.tt/33NGAFi
We all better get used to a more “natural” look to our hairstyles.
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Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:06AM by BreakThroughSC https://ift.tt/3akcImb
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If unprotected sex is procreation, then sex with birth control is amateurcreation.
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Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:07AM by mikebwn_80 https://ift.tt/3doHpsx
Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:07AM by mikebwn_80 https://ift.tt/3doHpsx
There are so many world records that nobody knows they have because they're embarrassing. Like world's smallest dick or world's longest pubes
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Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:08AM by leafyguyful https://ift.tt/2QHqgAz
Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:08AM by leafyguyful https://ift.tt/2QHqgAz
Dinosaurs may have worn hats but also practiced funeral customs where every dinosaur was cremated among with his hats. The only fossils we find are those of poor dinosaurs who couldn't afford hats and who died in a ditch.
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Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:08AM by EarthMarsUranus https://ift.tt/2wyAWuc
Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:08AM by EarthMarsUranus https://ift.tt/2wyAWuc
All of us who decided never to have children — because we thought the future was too grim — just got one hell of a validation.
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Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:08AM by leshawnjenkins https://ift.tt/2y9UIgl
Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:08AM by leshawnjenkins https://ift.tt/2y9UIgl
The first photo that you are in is the first photo of your biological mother.
Cuz eggs n' stuff.
Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:09AM by LeDov https://ift.tt/2wqMrUL
The same people that think it’s weird to watch hentai have probably cried watching an animated movie.
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Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:10AM by jelly_qween https://ift.tt/3ahTmhD
Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:10AM by jelly_qween https://ift.tt/3ahTmhD
Occasionally you can keep something a secret for so long you just forget about it entirely
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Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:10AM by ooqsfar https://ift.tt/33HHIKx
Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:10AM by ooqsfar https://ift.tt/33HHIKx
Not using a product (including not listening to music etc) because of what the creator of it did is worthless, unless you carry that mindset to everything.
For example: A bunch of people stop listening to songs because of what the creator did. While this is noble, unless you apply this mindset to EVERY product (phones, material goods etc), it’s kind of pointless.
Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:11AM by k_crown https://ift.tt/39dNkgx
Overthinking things like eating meat can really make you want to stop it.
Nothing against eating meat But damn its literally like eating a corpse
Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:13AM by ooqsfar https://ift.tt/3bpCeGW
For once being anti+social is a positive personality trait and could possibly save your life.
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Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:15AM by hextradeworker https://ift.tt/2vNCdgP
Women with very high pitch voices sound as if they’re leaking estrogen
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Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:15AM by shittersfull244 https://ift.tt/2y77RGQ
Had humanity placed basic infrastructure necessary to curb carbon emissions, the early 2020s would have been the period humanity pivoted towards a greener future on Earth. Opportunity missed...!
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Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:15AM by toolargo https://ift.tt/2JfxUOp
Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:15AM by toolargo https://ift.tt/2JfxUOp
Happiness is the most addictive drug in the world.
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Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:15AM by lions-n-tigers https://ift.tt/39iCrdx
Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:15AM by lions-n-tigers https://ift.tt/39iCrdx
Best Picture Bracket Semi Final 1. Finals begin Friday.
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Submitted March 25, 2020 at 04:37AM by Orgack20 https://ift.tt/2JdAuEt
Submitted March 25, 2020 at 04:37AM by Orgack20 https://ift.tt/2JdAuEt
Best Picture Bracket Semi Final 2. Finals begin Friday.
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Submitted March 25, 2020 at 04:39AM by Orgack20 https://ift.tt/33JQck2
Submitted March 25, 2020 at 04:39AM by Orgack20 https://ift.tt/33JQck2
'1917' Fun Fact: The design team had to scale the Brodie helmets to 108% since people now are bigger than they were during WWI
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Submitted March 25, 2020 at 04:42AM by atomtickets https://ift.tt/3dlnxGu
Submitted March 25, 2020 at 04:42AM by atomtickets https://ift.tt/3dlnxGu
OK since so many people asked me my full take on Black Panther, here's the full take
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Submitted March 25, 2020 at 04:46AM by Platinum_Touch https://ift.tt/3am3fLa
Submitted March 25, 2020 at 04:46AM by Platinum_Touch https://ift.tt/3am3fLa
Are we living the plot of Space Jam?
The is some interesting parallels between what happens in Space Jam and what’s happening in our current day situation, ie Coronavirus.
Primarily, the fact that NBA players started getting “infected” and some refused to play. There is even a scene where a few players put on gas masks while in a locker room.
Now, in the movie, there is no talk of toilet paper shortages or the stock market crash, but a movie can only cover so much and extraneous details like that can take away from a nice, succinct story so I can understand the writers leaving that stuff out.
So the real question is, does anyone know where MJ is? Is he ok? Did he recently get a hole-in-one?
Submitted March 25, 2020 at 04:47AM by amantaban https://ift.tt/2xqYP6Y
Why do we as an audience always expect the protagonist to be proactive?
I watched Blindness(2008) recently about a non blind woman during a pandemic of blindness and how she interacts with a ward full of blind people along with her husband.
This movie is universally reviled coz there is a rape scene where the women of the ward are coerced by some gangster types to prostitute themselves for sex in exchange for hoarded food and she is included and doesn't do anything.
Later on in the movie she finally snaps and kills the leader of the thugs and instigates an all out battle.
Now my question is why is she hated for this? If you took any average homemaker and put them in a slightly elevated position of power relative to a community it's not like they're going to start immediately solving the community's problems?!?!
why is there such hate for this scene? it is a moment of weakness and eventually causes her to snap and do the action the audience wanted - when in actuality it could have gone the other way and shown Julianne moore turning withdrawn and abandoning her community for not fighting for her?
It's so strange because even I had the visceral thought that she should have killed the thugs immediately but if I think of the women in my life, not one of them has any killer instinct and would have to be pushed waaaay past the edge to consider violently stabbing someone in the neck with a pair of scissors.
why was I bloodthirsty in that moment instead of empathetic? is it because of the setup of the movie? very strange.
Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:12AM by mybannedalt https://ift.tt/2JftHdo
I re-cut The Terminal into a thriller...
https://youtu.be/HTUA5i-EnuE
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Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:12AM by zebrakid96 https://ift.tt/2Jfj1eN
Looking for a movie I watched as a child
I'm trying to find a old black and white movie about three/four brothers constantly getting into trouble. In once scene they cut a hole in their house for firewood so they dont have to walk all the way to the door. In another they get caught smoking in a shed, so their father makes them smoke a part of a cigar and they end up puking in the bathtub. Is this ringing any bells?
Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:15AM by Endrasalem https://ift.tt/2Jf1vr2
What movies started off great but ended terribly in your opinion?
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Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:16AM by Sir_Chew https://ift.tt/2JfiUQp
Submitted March 25, 2020 at 05:16AM by Sir_Chew https://ift.tt/2JfiUQp
Tea is potpourri you can drink.
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 04:12AM by thicwithonec https://ift.tt/2WDWjF2
Submitted March 24, 2020 at 04:12AM by thicwithonec https://ift.tt/2WDWjF2
Pickup lines are the result of machine learning.
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 04:39AM by Reagonlol https://ift.tt/3dqMzUQ
Submitted March 24, 2020 at 04:39AM by Reagonlol https://ift.tt/3dqMzUQ
Porcupines are cacti but in animal form
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 04:39AM by Alldayanyday https://ift.tt/2Jbxx7u
Submitted March 24, 2020 at 04:39AM by Alldayanyday https://ift.tt/2Jbxx7u
Marijuana Dispensaries are “essential” businesses.
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 04:43AM by AcidAlchamy https://ift.tt/33GyVZ6
Submitted March 24, 2020 at 04:43AM by AcidAlchamy https://ift.tt/33GyVZ6
Even though what we are facing will be one of the biggest challenges and/or character building experiences we overcome in each of our own lives, it won’t make us stand out on a job resumé.
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 04:48AM by codyd87 https://ift.tt/2wAe8Ky
Submitted March 24, 2020 at 04:48AM by codyd87 https://ift.tt/2wAe8Ky
Nowadays parents can make their kids wash the dishes to "keep them healthy."
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 04:55AM by schadenfreudender https://ift.tt/2xgEm4W
Submitted March 24, 2020 at 04:55AM by schadenfreudender https://ift.tt/2xgEm4W
I'm really tired of living through the busy part of the history book
I wanted to live in the period that was marked with "nothing important happened here."
Submitted March 24, 2020 at 04:55AM by Bad_Idea_Hat https://ift.tt/3duyIwT
Technically addressing to ourselves as the brain and not the boy is the right way
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 04:59AM by RobertoDI1 https://ift.tt/2WEQRlA
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All these parents forced to homeschool their kids will have a whole new respect for teachers.
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 05:02AM by TommyWiseaus_butt https://ift.tt/3bnXT1U
Submitted March 24, 2020 at 05:02AM by TommyWiseaus_butt https://ift.tt/3bnXT1U
Every jigsaw puzzle has an easy level and an extremely hard level depending on which side of the puzzle you chose to use.
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 05:02AM by unidentifiedsubob https://ift.tt/2QFDfmd
Submitted March 24, 2020 at 05:02AM by unidentifiedsubob https://ift.tt/2QFDfmd
Perpetuating lies seems to be the formula of many successful governments
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We are all strangers yet we are connected through 6 people. The mystery is that we don't know how.
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Horse. Peanut butter. You do the math.
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It's high season for shop breakers, but low season for housebreakers
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 05:03AM by schm0h4wk https://ift.tt/3ahSRUA
Submitted March 24, 2020 at 05:03AM by schm0h4wk https://ift.tt/3ahSRUA
A goalies goal is to prevent goals
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 05:03AM by GuyGuyyy https://ift.tt/2xgElxU
Submitted March 24, 2020 at 05:03AM by GuyGuyyy https://ift.tt/2xgElxU
Shaking after peeing and still getting pee in your underwear is the same as dipping something in ketchup and shaking it and still dripping ketchup on your shirt
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 05:05AM by dolandonline https://ift.tt/3ag0Od9
Submitted March 24, 2020 at 05:05AM by dolandonline https://ift.tt/3ag0Od9
Every Second, a Day Passes
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 05:09AM by Y0lkEgg https://ift.tt/3bmlC2O
Submitted March 24, 2020 at 05:09AM by Y0lkEgg https://ift.tt/3bmlC2O
When quarantine suddenly kicks in.
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 04:00AM by Narostai https://ift.tt/3drU4uv
Submitted March 24, 2020 at 04:00AM by Narostai https://ift.tt/3drU4uv
Blowing bubbles in the dark with flash on.
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She is coming for Ya’ll
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 04:43AM by mayo-isgoodforyou https://ift.tt/2UyLUb0
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Coach Popovich has Shaq fouled 5 seconds into the game, and they share some laughs
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Submitted March 24, 2020 at 04:51AM by Stauce52 https://ift.tt/39977Oc
Submitted March 24, 2020 at 04:51AM by Stauce52 https://ift.tt/39977Oc
You've probably almost been picked as a winner for something more then you've won, without you knowing it.
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Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:30AM by Gullsko https://ift.tt/2QA3IRV
Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:30AM by Gullsko https://ift.tt/2QA3IRV
In the Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies. Greg barely writes in his journal at all
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Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:31AM by I-Am-Sleep https://ift.tt/2Usultt
Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:31AM by I-Am-Sleep https://ift.tt/2Usultt
Sometimes people marry as an excuse to avoid a reputation of being a "trial version" boyfriend/girlfriend.
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Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:37AM by SupremoZanne https://ift.tt/2J83LAp
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The birds in NYC and LA must be wondering wtf is going on
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Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:37AM by YesMattRiley https://ift.tt/2U9u4g0
Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:37AM by YesMattRiley https://ift.tt/2U9u4g0
A professional bassist has probably mistaken a bass for a guitar at one point.
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Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:40AM by K4KYOIN https://ift.tt/2UsurkP
Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:40AM by K4KYOIN https://ift.tt/2UsurkP
At some point in history, Justin Bieber will be rememberd as a legeend.
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Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:41AM by Gullsko https://ift.tt/2UvsZho
Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:41AM by Gullsko https://ift.tt/2UvsZho
Dogs worldwide are going to be devastated when their owners have to return to work.
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Safety in numbers doesn’t apply any more.
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Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:46AM by serpentboi007 https://ift.tt/33OPgeB
Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:46AM by serpentboi007 https://ift.tt/33OPgeB
Your and you're can be right or wrong in a sentence, but ur is always the right choice.
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Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:49AM by Heercamelot https://ift.tt/33CLzs8
Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:49AM by Heercamelot https://ift.tt/33CLzs8
The closer you are to the ground, the more you trust your grip and balance
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Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:49AM by bmason55561 https://ift.tt/2y3UcjX
Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:49AM by bmason55561 https://ift.tt/2y3UcjX
No matter what an invisible person does, they will always have a clear conscience.
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Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:50AM by lions-n-tigers https://ift.tt/2UqQUPb
Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:50AM by lions-n-tigers https://ift.tt/2UqQUPb
Eventually the infection news will switch from who just tested positive to those few who still haven't gotten it.
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Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:58AM by FredJQJohnson https://ift.tt/3adSla7
Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:58AM by FredJQJohnson https://ift.tt/3adSla7
Michael Jackson debuting his Moonwalk at Motown 25, 1993.
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 10:42PM by Concurring https://ift.tt/2J7KOOp
Submitted March 21, 2020 at 10:42PM by Concurring https://ift.tt/2J7KOOp
turning garbage into gold
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 10:47PM by jjjjjjjjjjjjjjohn https://ift.tt/2xefIly
Submitted March 21, 2020 at 10:47PM by jjjjjjjjjjjjjjohn https://ift.tt/2xefIly
Self isolating leads to unique skills
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Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:19AM by login777 https://ift.tt/33CENTj
Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:19AM by login777 https://ift.tt/33CENTj
Covid Lee Roth!
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Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:31AM by xUserNameRedactedx https://ift.tt/2Utkpjh
Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:31AM by xUserNameRedactedx https://ift.tt/2Utkpjh
Dancing skeletons
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Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:39AM by nicolastucker356 https://ift.tt/2wvtY9h
Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:39AM by nicolastucker356 https://ift.tt/2wvtY9h
Power is Toilet Paper
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Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:40AM by Binary_Bandit_03 https://ift.tt/33Eb0JL
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This is the smoothest thing I’ve seen all day
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Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:41AM by chew_kok_69 https://ift.tt/2wiVhnr
Submitted March 23, 2020 at 04:41AM by chew_kok_69 https://ift.tt/2wiVhnr
The effect of staying at home during a (pan/epi)demic
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Astronauts on the ISS must be thinking, "Houston, YOU have a problem".
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Submitted March 22, 2020 at 05:06AM by ashymatina https://ift.tt/2QCISS3
Submitted March 22, 2020 at 05:06AM by ashymatina https://ift.tt/2QCISS3
A produce stand is the only business where someone selling you a lemon is a good thing
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Submitted March 22, 2020 at 05:07AM by LoadTheBacon https://ift.tt/2QAtXYq
Submitted March 22, 2020 at 05:07AM by LoadTheBacon https://ift.tt/2QAtXYq
James Cameron's avatar was just space pocahontas
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Submitted March 22, 2020 at 05:08AM by whos_mama https://ift.tt/39fVh57
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Pete Davidson is crazy enough to be the next Joker
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Submitted March 22, 2020 at 05:08AM by lapijosh16 https://ift.tt/2xWzhit
Submitted March 22, 2020 at 05:08AM by lapijosh16 https://ift.tt/2xWzhit
Hand wipes are the new security blanket.
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Submitted March 22, 2020 at 05:10AM by piejamma https://ift.tt/3a8BNAo
Submitted March 22, 2020 at 05:10AM by piejamma https://ift.tt/3a8BNAo
Crust sounds more like the opposite moist than dry
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Submitted March 22, 2020 at 05:17AM by ringBEARr https://ift.tt/2Wy4kvi
Submitted March 22, 2020 at 05:17AM by ringBEARr https://ift.tt/2Wy4kvi
"Giving back" didn't make sense as a saying, until you couple, it with the saying "take advantage" because there is always a give and take.
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Submitted March 22, 2020 at 05:20AM by OnceUponACockapuss https://ift.tt/2WxF2xj
Submitted March 22, 2020 at 05:20AM by OnceUponACockapuss https://ift.tt/2WxF2xj
womèn and meņ whò háve saggy tìts pròbably sùck on them ìn the shòwer for stress relief
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Submitted March 22, 2020 at 05:22AM by sinuiai https://ift.tt/2WyfVKT
Submitted March 22, 2020 at 05:22AM by sinuiai https://ift.tt/2WyfVKT
Animal Crossing - Gone Hunting
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 01:20AM by Kapono24 https://ift.tt/2wpSuZA
Submitted March 21, 2020 at 01:20AM by Kapono24 https://ift.tt/2wpSuZA
Experimental Fire tornado
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 01:21AM by laoska73 https://ift.tt/33G4YIH
Submitted March 21, 2020 at 01:21AM by laoska73 https://ift.tt/33G4YIH
Short gif of me spinning fire a few years back
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 01:25AM by caramel-aviant https://ift.tt/3dlN5n8
Submitted March 21, 2020 at 01:25AM by caramel-aviant https://ift.tt/3dlN5n8
When the dog needs to poop and you're under a quarantine
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 01:36AM by drak0bsidian https://ift.tt/2Wweb4F
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Think he jumped too early
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Submitted March 22, 2020 at 04:01AM by Viagra_Was_My_Idea https://ift.tt/3adD1KE
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Bmx on the ramps
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Submitted March 22, 2020 at 04:04AM by JustAN0body https://ift.tt/2wrGMxz
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Crossing Abbey Road
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Submitted March 22, 2020 at 04:19AM by Shadowslipping https://ift.tt/2QBM6oQ
Submitted March 22, 2020 at 04:19AM by Shadowslipping https://ift.tt/2QBM6oQ
Chimp racing
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Submitted March 22, 2020 at 04:20AM by ElChino999 https://ift.tt/3aasNut
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This is The World We Live in Now
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Submitted March 22, 2020 at 04:27AM by Gunsndope https://ift.tt/2UajzsY
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Fun in waterpark
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Submitted March 22, 2020 at 04:30AM by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U https://ift.tt/2UcHqYZ
Submitted March 22, 2020 at 04:30AM by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U https://ift.tt/2UcHqYZ
Everybody be like...
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Submitted March 22, 2020 at 04:32AM by DeadSetJet https://ift.tt/2xiVTJz
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Going outside in 2020
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Submitted March 22, 2020 at 04:39AM by InteractionArtist https://ift.tt/399xvHN
Submitted March 22, 2020 at 04:39AM by InteractionArtist https://ift.tt/399xvHN
Hope we all survive to then!
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Submitted March 22, 2020 at 04:53AM by Cuffloops https://ift.tt/39cOkBw
Submitted March 22, 2020 at 04:53AM by Cuffloops https://ift.tt/39cOkBw
Batman is probably the most hated superhero at the moment.
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 04:57AM by inferno_incorporated https://ift.tt/2QvqGK4
Submitted March 21, 2020 at 04:57AM by inferno_incorporated https://ift.tt/2QvqGK4
Fundamentally speaking, spaghetti and SpaghettiOs are the same thing, but a craving for one cannot be satisfied by the other.
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:01AM by Thumbs0fDestiny https://ift.tt/2whvufr
Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:01AM by Thumbs0fDestiny https://ift.tt/2whvufr
Two very common childhood sayings, “if at first you don’t succeed, try try again” and “The definition of insanity is trying the same thing but expecting different results” are contradictions of each other
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:01AM by MontyMold https://ift.tt/2U5bVzP
Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:01AM by MontyMold https://ift.tt/2U5bVzP
Our pets are gonna be real disappointed when everyone goes back to work.
Cherish this extra time with your pet flooff/good boy/snake/derigible etc. (•ө•)♡
Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:07AM by Positivistdino https://ift.tt/3a6L4ZK
We live in a society where unpopular opinions, even be it the ones of really smart people, get basically completely ignored
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:08AM by xXCrysisCGXx https://ift.tt/2WuV1MI
Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:08AM by xXCrysisCGXx https://ift.tt/2WuV1MI
North is only North because of who drew the first maps.
When the world was still being discovered having geographical surveys done was expensive work and often bankrolled by Royalty; vanity would dictate that their country would be at the centre, and the top of the globe, and that convention has just stuck ever since.
Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:09AM by if-we-all-did-this https://ift.tt/3dirmw7
You can't imagine a world without colors
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:11AM by fuckinnormiesreeeee https://ift.tt/3a8FMgt
Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:11AM by fuckinnormiesreeeee https://ift.tt/3a8FMgt
There are lots of jobs that people only notice all the things you are doing when you stop doing them.
Examples include garbage collectors, plumbers, power maintenance workers, postal service employees, etc.
Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:12AM by Inventor51 https://ift.tt/398zEn4
We're probably unaware of the biggest coincidence that has ever happened.
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:12AM by sage_singe_88 https://ift.tt/2xS4G5z
Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:12AM by sage_singe_88 https://ift.tt/2xS4G5z
Many will finally learn how to cook rice
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:12AM by gogocaps https://ift.tt/33CzRgZ
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If people hoarded gift cards from local businesses, it would help many of them stay open in the long run.
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:14AM by angryfriar https://ift.tt/3dl1QGs
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Big bucks for barbers
Hair salons and barbers are going to make a lot of money once this disease dies down.
Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:15AM by theswanpdweller https://ift.tt/2J3PjJN
Asking someone "Have you been tested?" just got a lot less sexual lately...
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:15AM by Alf_Fendez https://ift.tt/396Eql8
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The guy that created the game “Life” probably wanted to be rich. I’m sure he retired at “millionaire acres.”
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:16AM by jgalon04 https://ift.tt/39cktJn
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Anti-Roll Bars: The stronger and safer they are the more top heavy the car becomes, and the more likely it will roll
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:17AM by ljaa1999 https://ift.tt/397JHJ5
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You can tell your life has got better when you like pop music again.
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:19AM by plmnxzaqwo https://ift.tt/2J4uuhf
Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:19AM by plmnxzaqwo https://ift.tt/2J4uuhf
There is only two ways of winning at "the game", quitting if you started already, and the ultimate victory is not playing at all.
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:21AM by SuperNovaAHCK2810 https://ift.tt/2J6nMYd
Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:21AM by SuperNovaAHCK2810 https://ift.tt/2J6nMYd
Not 1 out of the 50 US States will be bragging about unemployment rates for the foreseeable future
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:21AM by Halsin0891 https://ift.tt/2WwzCCF
Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:21AM by Halsin0891 https://ift.tt/2WwzCCF
There comes a point in everyone’s life, where you stop judging someone for burping and you start judging the burp.
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Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:22AM by DudeGuyLDS https://ift.tt/2wq3bLG
Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:22AM by DudeGuyLDS https://ift.tt/2wq3bLG
Are family gatherings to be treated the same as social gatherings?
I have a big family. 4 kids of my own, and between my side of the family and my wife's side of the family I have 13 nieces and nephews. Each side of the family gets together quarterly to celebrate birthdays and anniversaries. We've cancelled the first quarter get togethers, and I feel bad that my parents who live an hour away don't get to see their grandkids.
Do you agree that family gatherings should be treated as social gatherings under the current circumstances?
Submitted March 21, 2020 at 04:54AM by alash52 https://ift.tt/395eM04
Is my ISP purposely slowing my internet?
It started after a sales call when they tried selling me a better package and now I think my internet provider is slowing my internet on purpose. I’ve done multiple speed tests and it doesn’t match up to what I’m getting
Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:00AM by crowdedasshole https://ift.tt/2xbRPLi
Lascaris of Arabia
Hi, i was looking for information about napoleon bonaparte relation's with Arabia and i found someone by the name of (Lascaris of Arabia Napoleon Bonaparte Signed Document Egypt Lascaris of Arabia, so i had searched about him in english wikipedia without found anything. Do you have any information?
Submitted March 21, 2020 at 05:15AM by vvoec https://ift.tt/3dgpBj3
They Struck The New Gold
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Submitted March 20, 2020 at 04:52AM by vladgrinch https://ift.tt/395cX2U
BDG does some research
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Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:16AM by ricebowlforahat https://ift.tt/2wq7dUa
You can never deceive a dog, only disappoint them.
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Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:03AM by CollectiveOfCells https://ift.tt/2xLzJ2X
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Regardless of what happens, hand washing will never be the same again
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Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:07AM by Qui-GonGinnandTonic https://ift.tt/390mmsB
Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:07AM by Qui-GonGinnandTonic https://ift.tt/390mmsB
Coins are circles that have sides, which is geometrically impossible.
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Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:07AM by Pelican_Shamone https://ift.tt/3a5EEKv
Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:07AM by Pelican_Shamone https://ift.tt/3a5EEKv
It’s awkward being a polite person because everyone thinks you’re flirting.
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Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:07AM by Donimation73 https://ift.tt/2xTV8qU
Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:07AM by Donimation73 https://ift.tt/2xTV8qU
Mumble from happy feet has Tourette's
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Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:09AM by Armouramorr https://ift.tt/3bakDCz
Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:09AM by Armouramorr https://ift.tt/3bakDCz
With a smartwatch on, you starting tripping about both your thigh and forearm vibrating
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Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:09AM by ohfifteen https://ift.tt/2U6zdp3
Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:09AM by ohfifteen https://ift.tt/2U6zdp3
For people with gigabit internet, it's like the whole world is on their LAN.
That's really badly worded, but it struck me just now as I move files over my network from one server to another, that people who have gigabit internet service in their home can experience these sort of speeds from a lot of places, meaning it's as if all the world's servers were on their internal network.
Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:11AM by -theuser- https://ift.tt/2QwXsdU
The Price is Right is going to have a huge surge in younger viewers.
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Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:11AM by garynk87 https://ift.tt/2UkF1dA
Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:11AM by garynk87 https://ift.tt/2UkF1dA
Every person is at the 100th percentile of skill throughout the universe at the game connect-none, unquestionably on par with the greatest players in the history of the universe.
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Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:12AM by marzipanmaddox https://ift.tt/2UjZLSM
Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:12AM by marzipanmaddox https://ift.tt/2UjZLSM
As many more move to remote video work, coworkers and clients are going to get to know each other on a more personal level in droves.
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Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:13AM by EventHorizonSurfer https://ift.tt/33Bkdmm
Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:13AM by EventHorizonSurfer https://ift.tt/33Bkdmm
The richest man on earth is still the richest man despite losing a huge chunk of his assets.
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Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:16AM by adigabusymind https://ift.tt/3bcvYC2
Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:16AM by adigabusymind https://ift.tt/3bcvYC2
Death Vader used his limited breathing capabilities to communicate his desire for a cookie.
Edit: Darth*
Ugh.
Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:18AM by LiamGTodMoc https://ift.tt/2UlPGV9
Indians worship cows. Women are cows. Indians are simps.
yes this is a joke I am a girl myself so don't take this seriously
Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:19AM by PokeMilkshake https://ift.tt/2WAjGzg
You know a relationship Isn’t going to work when your SO Willingly throws you to the wolves.
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Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:19AM by pygmypuffonacid https://ift.tt/3bakuz1
Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:19AM by pygmypuffonacid https://ift.tt/3bakuz1
A blooming onion doesn't sound too appealing when you're broke
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Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:19AM by Seedpound https://ift.tt/2J1m3mW
Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:19AM by Seedpound https://ift.tt/2J1m3mW
Premarital hand holding is actually not allowed
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Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:20AM by trojanAMERICAN https://ift.tt/3a4nvRf
Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:20AM by trojanAMERICAN https://ift.tt/3a4nvRf
Spin the bottle is the new russian roulette...
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Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:23AM by Fyrelyte67 https://ift.tt/2xfNcjd
Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:23AM by Fyrelyte67 https://ift.tt/2xfNcjd
Is it okay to reconfigure a computer my old work gave me and use it?
I was working for a company part time and they gave me a laptop to use to configure my programs on and make sure they ran correctly while working from home. Well, that was over a year ago and they never asked for it back, and untill recently I forgot I had it. Would it be wrong of me to do a wipe and reboot of it and use it for myself?
It's an old computer and like I said no one seems to have even registered it is gone.
Thoughts?
Submitted March 20, 2020 at 05:15AM by Rinzuku99 https://ift.tt/3dhFbuE
Death penalty is the most civilized way to fix crime. Every crime must result in it.
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 04:54AM by MutatedAlgorithm https://ift.tt/3b603Df
Submitted March 19, 2020 at 04:54AM by MutatedAlgorithm https://ift.tt/3b603Df
In a dog's lifetime we're gonna pass as younger and older than him.
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 04:54AM by agresivepoop21 https://ift.tt/3bbcZbh
Submitted March 19, 2020 at 04:54AM by agresivepoop21 https://ift.tt/3bbcZbh
A lot of people are probably re-thinking the “5-second rule”
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 04:55AM by relevantzero https://ift.tt/2Queppn
Submitted March 19, 2020 at 04:55AM by relevantzero https://ift.tt/2Queppn
It's not gay to hug a homie because the bond is familial, not romantic.
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 04:56AM by lucas24709 https://ift.tt/3908grs
Submitted March 19, 2020 at 04:56AM by lucas24709 https://ift.tt/3908grs
The thing that prevents people from figuring out survival methods is our own survival instinct.
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 04:56AM by RedditsWit https://ift.tt/2IWaP31
Submitted March 19, 2020 at 04:56AM by RedditsWit https://ift.tt/2IWaP31
Birthday candles are thrown out 90% unused candle.
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:03AM by NalaJax https://ift.tt/3de00Hm
Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:03AM by NalaJax https://ift.tt/3de00Hm
One day there will be programming languages for genetics. You'll write a program in something like modern day code that a compiler then turns into "machine language" except the machine is biology and the language is ... also biology
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:04AM by neatchee https://ift.tt/33sWN2l
Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:04AM by neatchee https://ift.tt/33sWN2l
It’s impossible to consent to being born
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:04AM by nueoritic-parents https://ift.tt/2vxqhQ9
Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:04AM by nueoritic-parents https://ift.tt/2vxqhQ9
Never underestimate how easy it is to burn popcorn.
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:04AM by Mansierge https://ift.tt/3dd6UwM
Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:04AM by Mansierge https://ift.tt/3dd6UwM
Someone needs to send Kim Jong-Un a blanket.
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:07AM by Hot_Donald https://ift.tt/397I4LC
Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:07AM by Hot_Donald https://ift.tt/397I4LC
It was just sort of universally agreed upon that all little boys in jokes are named Johnny.
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:12AM by Po1sonator https://ift.tt/2UgVH5v
Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:12AM by Po1sonator https://ift.tt/2UgVH5v
Pretty sure some people think it goes "do re mi fa SO la si do"
Edit : Guess this shower thought only works in Romance and Slavic countries. My bad.
Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:13AM by stooloots https://ift.tt/2WrXtDt
Before traffic lights were invented most likely nobody associated green and red with go and stop.
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2-Floor elevators wait for you to tell them which floor to go to.
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:19AM by AdeonWriter https://ift.tt/3d7DXCi
Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:19AM by AdeonWriter https://ift.tt/3d7DXCi
A lot of advertisers could help flatten the curve by not sending physical junk mail.
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:20AM by schuey_08 https://ift.tt/33tDUw3
Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:20AM by schuey_08 https://ift.tt/33tDUw3
DIY people are probably stocking up on glue gun sticks
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:20AM by rpgmgta https://ift.tt/2QrT7bT
Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:20AM by rpgmgta https://ift.tt/2QrT7bT
We’re going to see a big decrease in restaurant advertisements.
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:21AM by itsmason15 https://ift.tt/3a062tq
Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:21AM by itsmason15 https://ift.tt/3a062tq
Instructions that tell you to repeat never end
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:23AM by cakeclockwork https://ift.tt/2Ul5dV8
Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:23AM by cakeclockwork https://ift.tt/2Ul5dV8
What do we do if we need more food and supplies during lockdown?
Considering we’re going on lockdown in the US soon. How does it work when we need more food and supplies? Are we at all allowed to run down to the supermarket, or at least order our food and supplies? Or is absolutely everything going to be closed and shut down?
Submitted March 19, 2020 at 04:57AM by Vizionary0wl https://ift.tt/3d5xpnP
Wondering how I would quit my grocery job due to Corona virus?
I want to quit due to grocery stores having a high risk of getting Corona virus. However my parents won't let me leave the house can I just call and say I am quitting or is this something I have to do in person? This is my first job so I have no experience.
Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:14AM by Asura_Vish https://ift.tt/33vCuBy
Hey guys, feel free to ask anything you want, I’m undocumented immigrant, living and working in US about 8 years .
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Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:16AM by i18021987 https://ift.tt/3a2kjFX
Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:16AM by i18021987 https://ift.tt/3a2kjFX
I need help with trying to gain lean muscle!
Where do I even start?
I do try to work out when I can but I really want to take it up a notch. I also try to eat as healthy as possible(but lately I've been stress eating.) I've been yoyo dieting and I really want to stop. For my mental and physical health. I just need a basic guideline or at least some good tips and advice to get it going.
With the coronavirus going on, I need a personal goal to focus and work on at home.
Submitted March 19, 2020 at 05:18AM by lotusrude https://ift.tt/2wbuYj0
What was a realtionship that wasn't good for you, but you were in for a long time?
I'm writing a story at the moment and one of my Charakters is going through a hard realtionship. I've never really had such a realtionship in which i stayed in even tho it wasn't good for me. I'd apprechiate the help!
Submitted March 18, 2020 at 05:03AM by pixel-pixel_ https://ift.tt/3d6e3Pi
Is it possible for someone with dementia to realize that?
I will start by saying I have very limited knowledge of dementia and how it works so I will apologize in advance if this whole question is pointless.
I am in my 40’s and I have a terrible memory, the idea of having dementia terrifies me. But what I wonder, as someone who has thought about it, is is it possible for me to realize what is happening to me during an “episode” since I am aware of it now. I know it’s not like time travel but how does the mind deal with possible anachronisms. Does it just ignore all the counter evidence, accept it as a blended reality of then and now, badly explain it away like any science in a fast and furious film?
Submitted March 18, 2020 at 05:21AM by randomeffects https://ift.tt/3b5nxsq
Mr. Trumpresident is fake news.
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Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:33AM by starzwillsucceed https://ift.tt/38YXKAo
Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:33AM by starzwillsucceed https://ift.tt/38YXKAo
Pizza comes in a square box containing a circular pizza which the individual then cuts into triangles
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Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:34AM by JuiceBoxSucker https://ift.tt/2QowCVc
Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:34AM by JuiceBoxSucker https://ift.tt/2QowCVc
George Washington was the original dollar general.
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Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:36AM by bannedinwv https://ift.tt/2Woj3sS
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Masturbating in a self-made Dutch oven is one of the few ways to truly celebrate yourself inside and out
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Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:37AM by Billy_T_Wierd https://ift.tt/39V349o
Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:37AM by Billy_T_Wierd https://ift.tt/39V349o
We’re always despised for procrastination by our system. Yet our system procrastinated with any preparation until the last moment.
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Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:38AM by ModernCoder https://ift.tt/33olBIS
Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:38AM by ModernCoder https://ift.tt/33olBIS
It must be really funny watching a player practicing his celebrations
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Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:40AM by wolf_cy https://ift.tt/3a0Byau
Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:40AM by wolf_cy https://ift.tt/3a0Byau
Maybe the birds that shit on you do so because they’re afraid of heights
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Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:41AM by Retrograde-Planet https://ift.tt/2TZ3Exu
Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:41AM by Retrograde-Planet https://ift.tt/2TZ3Exu
Dogs are smarter than 90% of the world, because all languages are one to them, but they also understand sign language and also woof.
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Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:42AM by DarkiiMarshii https://ift.tt/2QrZk7M
Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:42AM by DarkiiMarshii https://ift.tt/2QrZk7M
Maintenance workers are the backbone of society.
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Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:43AM by funky555 https://ift.tt/2WtlZ7c
Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:43AM by funky555 https://ift.tt/2WtlZ7c
Current CO2 emissions are probably at the levels needed to avoid climate catastrophe.
Pandemic or ecological disaster?🤔
Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:43AM by EFG https://ift.tt/3b8KN8D
The only true benefit for a parent to kiss their child’s cut is if they’re a heavy enough drinker to cause the kiss to disinfect it.
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Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:44AM by drew34221234 https://ift.tt/2TXvqdr
Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:44AM by drew34221234 https://ift.tt/2TXvqdr
Nofap is at nightmare difficulty at the moment
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Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:44AM by raylolSW https://ift.tt/33s947l
Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:44AM by raylolSW https://ift.tt/33s947l
Civilization is not yet done shutting off civilization for the sake of Civilization.
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Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:45AM by Damogran6 https://ift.tt/2x0RRWq
Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:45AM by Damogran6 https://ift.tt/2x0RRWq
The word for a female dog is used as an insult in almost every language.
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Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:47AM by honzaik https://ift.tt/2IUxSLF
Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:47AM by honzaik https://ift.tt/2IUxSLF
We're about to see a lot of really creative Instant Ramen recipe posts.
I've got my notebook ready. Can't wait to see the shit you people cobble together.
Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:49AM by exclamationmarker https://ift.tt/3dbWLR4
E-Sports is Sports without legs.
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Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:52AM by SICKO-Doumbouya https://ift.tt/3d7eg4F
Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:52AM by SICKO-Doumbouya https://ift.tt/3d7eg4F
Never has a Tuesday needed to be a Friday so badly...
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Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:54AM by St_Jimmy_182 https://ift.tt/33pfDas
Submitted March 18, 2020 at 04:54AM by St_Jimmy_182 https://ift.tt/33pfDas
In these times of trying politics, I offer r/movies an escape to a bipartisan feel good buddy movie: My Fellow Americans (1996) starring Jack Lemmon, James Garner, and Dan Aykroyd.
I had forgotten about this movie and truly it seems like only my family knows anything about it in our friend circle. A former Democrat and former Republican president team up in a cross country chase from assassins.
I only remembered it as I looked at the coffee in my pantry and thought to myself “Decaf...you pussy.” Definitely worth a watch if you’re sick of politics and are wondering “can’t we all just get along?”
Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:53AM by DDsMyDog https://ift.tt/2vpTKeD
What are some really good short movies like Detour (1945)?
I really enjoyed the simple straightforward, yet captivating plot. The fact that the movie is a little over 1 hour long but still felt like complete movie, that wrapped up nicely at the end was a pleasant surprise. The thing that baffles was how good the movie was considering it's short length, compared to modern movies. I would really appreciate film recommendations that are on par in terms of quality and length to Detour. But doesn't necessarily have to be the same genre or have similar plot elements.
Submitted March 17, 2020 at 05:04AM by MistSmokeDust https://ift.tt/3d6wH9S
This has probably been asked before but its important
(Male)I'm starting to worry that the only sexual activity I'm interested in/ capable of is tickling and feet. I feel disgusting and like no one will ever accept me lol. Is there anyone that is able to accept that or even welcome it? I don't express much interest in ass or boobs but I wish i did so that i could be normal.
Submitted March 17, 2020 at 05:05AM by n0usernam3sl3ft https://ift.tt/2U9pSLW
I can’t scroll through my accounts in the reddit app anymore?
I don’t know why but when I look at my list of accounts on the side bar they are stuck now and I can’t scroll up to log in to the ones at the top. I don’t want to uninstall the app because that would clear all the accounts I’m logged into. Anyone know a way to fix it?
Submitted March 17, 2020 at 05:13AM by Kayelia https://ift.tt/2wYnD6i
Lori Vallow will be watching this whole sh*tshow unfold thinking “told ya”.
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:37AM by kevlarshorts https://ift.tt/2QlX0iF
Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:37AM by kevlarshorts https://ift.tt/2QlX0iF
With enough effort you could rotate earths axis and put the pyramids at the north or south pole
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:46AM by ValidatingUsername https://ift.tt/2wXbkHn
Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:46AM by ValidatingUsername https://ift.tt/2wXbkHn
You probably have handled more cash than people born into extreme riches, who get stuff like shopping handled for them
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:46AM by cashmakessmiles https://ift.tt/2WktPQA
Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:46AM by cashmakessmiles https://ift.tt/2WktPQA
Everything is going wrong, but we’re not allowed to facepalm.
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:46AM by grunt-sculpin https://ift.tt/33liGRd
Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:46AM by grunt-sculpin https://ift.tt/33liGRd
An accidental pregnancy is a fetal mistake
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:51AM by Ginger_Face_29 https://ift.tt/3d3UZB7
Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:51AM by Ginger_Face_29 https://ift.tt/3d3UZB7
The difference between eww and aww is life changing
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:51AM by RyRy111 https://ift.tt/2ITSjIt
Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:51AM by RyRy111 https://ift.tt/2ITSjIt
We are not far from havin It be a crime to touch someone
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:52AM by Seedpound https://ift.tt/3b4CbAe
Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:52AM by Seedpound https://ift.tt/3b4CbAe
We look cursed from a side like 2D cartoons look cursed facing you.
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:53AM by DonelHat https://ift.tt/2TXmAMZ
Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:53AM by DonelHat https://ift.tt/2TXmAMZ
Just thought of this: Once the posh is in you, no matter how many laxatives you take, it’ll never come out
Any good?
Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:53AM by WheatenBygone https://ift.tt/2TV9hfZ
Deleting comments after posting them to a thread makes it look like the person who is going back to said thread is looking for something that never existed
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:54AM by ValidatingUsername https://ift.tt/3cXSksK
Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:54AM by ValidatingUsername https://ift.tt/3cXSksK
Two Stormtrooper corpses (minus armor) are probably still stashed on the Millennium Falcon, ever since the Leia rescue.
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:54AM by spiritusFortuna https://ift.tt/2Wj3F0x
Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:54AM by spiritusFortuna https://ift.tt/2Wj3F0x
Thin people have a lot more options on things to hang themselves from.
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:59AM by pyrolovesmoney https://ift.tt/2TTwv6g
Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:59AM by pyrolovesmoney https://ift.tt/2TTwv6g
Animal crossing is about to sell a record amount of digital purchases
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:59AM by chiefwillis0 https://ift.tt/3aTsQem
Submitted March 17, 2020 at 04:59AM by chiefwillis0 https://ift.tt/3aTsQem
If online classes become a thing we could probably trick teachers to press alt+f4 more than once.
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 05:00AM by highground28 https://ift.tt/2WuxBar
Submitted March 17, 2020 at 05:00AM by highground28 https://ift.tt/2WuxBar
Quibi’s commercials show why nobody wants Quibi
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 05:00AM by PepFontana https://ift.tt/33pPsQU
Submitted March 17, 2020 at 05:00AM by PepFontana https://ift.tt/33pPsQU
You can’t squeeze all your toes together without pushing down
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 05:03AM by XxULTIMAxX https://ift.tt/2xBo9r5
Submitted March 17, 2020 at 05:03AM by XxULTIMAxX https://ift.tt/2xBo9r5
"Happy wife, happy life" isn't nearly as accurate as the other way.
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 05:09AM by grynde7 https://ift.tt/39XDjoS
Submitted March 17, 2020 at 05:09AM by grynde7 https://ift.tt/39XDjoS
A verp is the exact same thing as a shart at the opposite end of your digestive tract.
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Submitted March 17, 2020 at 05:09AM by Ahshalon_Tenisk https://ift.tt/2UaqFfM
Submitted March 17, 2020 at 05:09AM by Ahshalon_Tenisk https://ift.tt/2UaqFfM
New and improved
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 05:01AM by wrapityup https://ift.tt/2wd4EVB
Submitted March 16, 2020 at 05:01AM by wrapityup https://ift.tt/2wd4EVB
Federal reserve slashing interest rates, how will it potentially affect me?
So I'm seeing now that the federal reserve is slashing interest rates to encourage spending and borrowing. I have been looking at buying my first house recently and have my eyes on a few different ones,but I honestly have no idea what I am doing tbh. I've been trying to read up on everything to better understand mortgages and the whole process of it all. My question now is, with the interest rates low now, should I hurry up and apply for a loan now to make use of the low interest rates, or will it not necessarily apply to my situation?
Submitted March 16, 2020 at 05:14AM by Klausterfobic https://ift.tt/2TQiExA
What are some of the TV Series about a crime suspect who is innocent ? (ex. The Sinner, The Night Of...)
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 05:20AM by KnowledgeCastle https://ift.tt/38UtpmO
Submitted March 16, 2020 at 05:20AM by KnowledgeCastle https://ift.tt/38UtpmO
Hugging someone is probably more hygienic than shaking someone's hand.
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:39AM by Sooper88 https://ift.tt/2UdvEvY
Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:39AM by Sooper88 https://ift.tt/2UdvEvY
Melted chocolate is technically a jam, cos cocoa beans are fruit.
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:41AM by salttrooper222 https://ift.tt/2U86WND
Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:41AM by salttrooper222 https://ift.tt/2U86WND
Humans eat sweet only to later get rid of the sweet tastyness by drinking water
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:41AM by pavwel32 https://ift.tt/2UaVfFU
Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:41AM by pavwel32 https://ift.tt/2UaVfFU
Life’s version of messing around with autosave off is lucid dreams
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:42AM by Charlie_7364 https://ift.tt/3d3LSjR
Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:42AM by Charlie_7364 https://ift.tt/3d3LSjR
Cemetery workers always work the graveyard shift.
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:42AM by IrishNSketchy https://ift.tt/3aZ8Gzs
Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:42AM by IrishNSketchy https://ift.tt/3aZ8Gzs
Minesweeper is likely the game with the largest portion of players who've tried speedrunning it.
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:42AM by shogo_guy https://ift.tt/2QgCb82
Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:42AM by shogo_guy https://ift.tt/2QgCb82
So far the biggest tragedy has been needing to take beer out of the fridge to fit the perishables.
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:44AM by KylarSternn https://ift.tt/33lu1AB
Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:44AM by KylarSternn https://ift.tt/33lu1AB
People out there panic buying things are actually in the most crowded areas during the outbreak
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:45AM by wylaaandonggg https://ift.tt/3d1hs1U
Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:45AM by wylaaandonggg https://ift.tt/3d1hs1U
With the whole world practicing social distancing, we might actually see pollution decline.
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:45AM by balboafire https://ift.tt/38M5WEg
Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:45AM by balboafire https://ift.tt/38M5WEg
The majority of us can't afford to leave home but we can't afford to stay home, either
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:45AM by johnsolomon https://ift.tt/39Ren2w
Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:45AM by johnsolomon https://ift.tt/39Ren2w
Everyone working in an open plan office really wishes they had cubicles right about now
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:46AM by step6666 https://ift.tt/2UbMLOH
Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:46AM by step6666 https://ift.tt/2UbMLOH
If you get HIV once, you can't get it again.
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:47AM by Winter-tf-eu https://ift.tt/2wUhMil
Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:47AM by Winter-tf-eu https://ift.tt/2wUhMil
Eyes are the windows to the soul. And Windows is the eyes to your soul (personal data).
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:48AM by dodsdans https://ift.tt/2IQbO4Q
Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:48AM by dodsdans https://ift.tt/2IQbO4Q
The spread shot is awesome in Contra, but not so great for peeing
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:49AM by artcostanza82 https://ift.tt/3d1OezR
Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:49AM by artcostanza82 https://ift.tt/3d1OezR
Paper straws use trees and produce 800 times more air pollution than plastic straws when manufactured. Effectively, we're trading air quality for ocean quality.
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:49AM by TheRedstoneBlaze https://ift.tt/3aZacBP
Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:49AM by TheRedstoneBlaze https://ift.tt/3aZacBP
People tell gamers to go outside, now gamers are telling people to go outside.
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:49AM by Kryptic_Anthology https://ift.tt/2x0Panu
Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:49AM by Kryptic_Anthology https://ift.tt/2x0Panu
Dogs must find it rude that we only celebrate their birthdays once every 7 years.
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:51AM by WineNerdAndProud https://ift.tt/3d4jsGs
Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:51AM by WineNerdAndProud https://ift.tt/3d4jsGs
It’s an anxiety watching recent film with scenes of large gathering and people being unsanitary
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:51AM by Gold-Tears https://ift.tt/2Whony6
Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:51AM by Gold-Tears https://ift.tt/2Whony6
Looking forward to it
The celebrations when this epidemic is over will mark the beginning of the new Roaring Twenties
Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:53AM by RickC113 https://ift.tt/2QjBtHg
Those glass company trucks that carry whole panes and come to replace your windows must have really good suspension.
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Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:54AM by HappinessIsAPotato https://ift.tt/2Wgwc6U
Submitted March 16, 2020 at 04:54AM by HappinessIsAPotato https://ift.tt/2Wgwc6U
My first time seeing Sirenhead (Fallout 4 Mod)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEpmzpbKd9U
Submitted March 15, 2020 at 05:18AM by jamesportersuck https://ift.tt/38KiFaw
Submitted March 15, 2020 at 05:18AM by jamesportersuck https://ift.tt/38KiFaw
It's like Black Friday in March at all the grocery stores.
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:35AM by MasterAdapter https://ift.tt/3cZxWHP
Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:35AM by MasterAdapter https://ift.tt/3cZxWHP
The Macarena was just a tutorial on how to fold a sweater.
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:36AM by FourWordReplies https://ift.tt/2Qg6FHm
Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:36AM by FourWordReplies https://ift.tt/2Qg6FHm
People wearing masks and still smokes prefer to die in their own terms.
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:37AM by lopezjessy https://ift.tt/2Qg6Dze
Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:37AM by lopezjessy https://ift.tt/2Qg6Dze
If Costco is okay with selling crucial material to anyone with money, that’s profiteering.
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:38AM by Challenger4664A https://ift.tt/39S7huA
Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:38AM by Challenger4664A https://ift.tt/39S7huA
It must have been a weird experience for the person that discovered hemorrhoidal cream.
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:38AM by outsider_unknown https://ift.tt/2vlld12
Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:38AM by outsider_unknown https://ift.tt/2vlld12
Back before sound recorders or phones, hearing the newest trending song from your favorite composer played must have been quite the bragging point.
Was just listening to Beethoven and thought how rare it must have been to actually hear one of his songs since they were so popular and yet so difficult to play only the composer could actually play it. I just imagine a super hot BOP being released and all of your friends have heard the song but you haven't. Much different than today's world where you can listen to any music anywhere.
Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:38AM by Inferno_Gear https://ift.tt/2wSv277
Every time you try your best at sex, you rank better than millions of males across all species.
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:39AM by rice-n-steak https://ift.tt/2IKdooM
Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:39AM by rice-n-steak https://ift.tt/2IKdooM
There are going to be a lot more doomsday preppers after this
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:39AM by taco_whisperer https://ift.tt/38PseoK
Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:39AM by taco_whisperer https://ift.tt/38PseoK
Handicapped people in the Future
Where is any person with a Handicap in the future? You don't see people in wheelchairs, autism, dwarfism, etc. in "futuristic" movies, even the not so distant future genres.
Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:40AM by screwylooy666 https://ift.tt/2TPunfA
One person can make a difference. You can eat bat livestock and sink the world economy.
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:40AM by wildyaz https://ift.tt/3aWR737
Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:40AM by wildyaz https://ift.tt/3aWR737
Poptarts are dessert hot pockets
If you make your own hot pocket, but fill it with a sweet filling instead of a savory one, then you've basically made a poptart.
Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:44AM by Divinejf https://ift.tt/2Wdd4Xz
If a movie has an ordinary predictable ending, but you lie and tell somebody it has a ridiculous twist ending. They’ll rack their brains so much trying to figure out what it is that the ordinary ending will be a twist to them.
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:45AM by aaronracicot https://ift.tt/38VfYCR
Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:45AM by aaronracicot https://ift.tt/38VfYCR
Grocery store stockers jobs went from chill to chaotic real quick
“The whole store is empty... where do we begin?”
Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:45AM by orangeliketrump https://ift.tt/2Qhh99i
A dog that has watched you change clothes and doesn't laugh is a dog you can trust.
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:45AM by Mechaghostman2 https://ift.tt/2QeBbBe
Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:45AM by Mechaghostman2 https://ift.tt/2QeBbBe
If you are submissive towards woman a lot, your male offspring is a Simpson
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:45AM by JohnyCacao https://ift.tt/38PsaFw
Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:45AM by JohnyCacao https://ift.tt/38PsaFw
When people are supposed to be distancing themselves. It seems like their grouped together even more. Mainly in supermarkets.
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:46AM by karma-enigma https://ift.tt/3aYwK5s
Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:46AM by karma-enigma https://ift.tt/3aYwK5s
being in prison on a touristicly known island like hawaii or borabora must sucks en more
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:47AM by samushusband https://ift.tt/39Sp58S
Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:47AM by samushusband https://ift.tt/39Sp58S
Drive in movie theaters have suddenly become far more than a novelty.
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:48AM by Left4DayZ1 https://ift.tt/33lG14Z
Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:48AM by Left4DayZ1 https://ift.tt/33lG14Z
Strict parents raise good liars
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:52AM by New_Welcome https://ift.tt/33i80Ti
Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:52AM by New_Welcome https://ift.tt/33i80Ti
Horde of zombies smell that there's toilet paper
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:44AM by ppd322 https://ift.tt/2TRqsiu
Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:44AM by ppd322 https://ift.tt/2TRqsiu
Me yesterday realizing I ran out of tp at the worst possible time.
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Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:58AM by bilquis_91 https://ift.tt/38Rzpwy
Submitted March 15, 2020 at 04:58AM by bilquis_91 https://ift.tt/38Rzpwy
What factors determine how long a virus takes to incubate in a person?
Would symptoms usually show faster in people with a weaker immune system? Aside from the virus itself, what are usually the key factors that affect the speed of incubation?
Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:12AM by rapunzelsasshair https://ift.tt/2QdPbLz
Can states in the US close their borders as a COVID-19 measure?
I'm going on a road hiking trip a couple states away this coming week. Is there any way that states can close their borders so we can't come back home? Should I be worried about this as a possibility?
Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:13AM by natabombista https://ift.tt/2WdYEX1
I need help with all the power I’ve seen on Reddit
I’ve seen the immense power of Reddit before and these pajamas I’ve had for about 10 years they were my favorite since I had them. I’ve included a picture of them. I would love to fine the same ones for sale or even just the fabric. rest in eternal peace my friends
Merona brand Small (28/30)
rn17730 vn1205859 I don’t know what the number is but I got it from the tag so I assumed it was important
Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:22AM by sparky-96 https://ift.tt/2IMU7Di
If genders were countries then trans people are immigrants from one to the other.
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 04:55AM by Shugaghazt https://ift.tt/38NrPmK
Submitted March 14, 2020 at 04:55AM by Shugaghazt https://ift.tt/38NrPmK
With everyone staying home and not leaving their houses. More than likely Streaming services and online gaming sales are gonna skyrocket.
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 04:57AM by ZekuTreku https://ift.tt/38M3U6T
Submitted March 14, 2020 at 04:57AM by ZekuTreku https://ift.tt/38M3U6T
It would make way more sense to organize fonts by style rather than alphabetically.
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:01AM by JarethKingofGoblins https://ift.tt/2vWzdil
Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:01AM by JarethKingofGoblins https://ift.tt/2vWzdil
Wall-E and Dory are both based on things in a room
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:01AM by elegant_bother https://ift.tt/38McN0w
Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:01AM by elegant_bother https://ift.tt/38McN0w
Tom Hanks is a paid actor.
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:02AM by StevenDonovan https://ift.tt/33fv70V
Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:02AM by StevenDonovan https://ift.tt/33fv70V
Seems like the perfect time for killer nurses
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:02AM by i124nk8 https://ift.tt/2U1Zt2J
Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:02AM by i124nk8 https://ift.tt/2U1Zt2J
Belly dancers don't have any bellies
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:03AM by lagavulin_16 https://ift.tt/3cZi9ZF
Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:03AM by lagavulin_16 https://ift.tt/3cZi9ZF
People literally brainwash babies who are a learning a language
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:04AM by inbetweenthemiddle https://ift.tt/33s6JJD
Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:04AM by inbetweenthemiddle https://ift.tt/33s6JJD
All weapons are technically ranged weapons
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:05AM by newfiedoggo7 https://ift.tt/2Ui2uMz
Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:05AM by newfiedoggo7 https://ift.tt/2Ui2uMz
All weapons are technically ranged weapons
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:05AM by newfiedoggo7 https://ift.tt/2TZfE0E
Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:05AM by newfiedoggo7 https://ift.tt/2TZfE0E
Socks are washable or single use items during a quarentine
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:05AM by redzero25 https://ift.tt/2Qfg9CK
Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:05AM by redzero25 https://ift.tt/2Qfg9CK
Google could help millions by posting location data on a map or letting people know if they where near a place where someone was exposed.
Google tracks almost everyone, couldn't they build a way of making a notification system of people that where in the same place as someone that's confirmed to be infected, and slow the covid down.
Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:06AM by youdontnoticethis https://ift.tt/3d07QEm
Starter jackets need to make a come back
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:07AM by cz_masterrace https://ift.tt/2Q8PIP5
Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:07AM by cz_masterrace https://ift.tt/2Q8PIP5
With movie theatres putting restrictions on audience capacity, it might be the right time to re-release Cats.
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:07AM by Dylanphile https://ift.tt/33fjM0C
Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:07AM by Dylanphile https://ift.tt/33fjM0C
To be a Batman you need an Alfred.
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:07AM by i_am_tyler__durden__ https://ift.tt/3aUAFQV
Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:07AM by i_am_tyler__durden__ https://ift.tt/3aUAFQV
There are going to be a lot of mummies at Halloween this year.
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:08AM by 2112user https://ift.tt/2QcAGYH
Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:08AM by 2112user https://ift.tt/2QcAGYH
A brunette/dark-haired woman with a gun is much more intimidating than if it were a blonde woman.
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:10AM by whitecarib https://ift.tt/2QfM99J
Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:10AM by whitecarib https://ift.tt/2QfM99J
This would have been a great time for a Beavis & Butthead "Cornholio" episode
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:12AM by Derrial https://ift.tt/2TM241M
Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:12AM by Derrial https://ift.tt/2TM241M
For the first time in awhile everyone seems to be on the same team.
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Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:13AM by therealpepsi https://ift.tt/2QbiaQ7
Submitted March 14, 2020 at 05:13AM by therealpepsi https://ift.tt/2QbiaQ7
Turns out decades of anti-social behaviour was just prepping for a worldwide pandemic.
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:05AM by HoneyBadgerKrav https://ift.tt/2xr4071
Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:05AM by HoneyBadgerKrav https://ift.tt/2xr4071
As concerns grow and the number of home quarantines rise our pets are probably going to think something wonderful must've happened.
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:05AM by smokeymctokerson https://ift.tt/2TWhjEc
Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:05AM by smokeymctokerson https://ift.tt/2TWhjEc
This is probably the busiest week in any news reporter's entire career.
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:05AM by Dementedsage https://ift.tt/33ddMFK
Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:05AM by Dementedsage https://ift.tt/33ddMFK
there are gonna be a heck of a lot of babies born nine months from now...
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:05AM by ThermonuclearTaco https://ift.tt/2Qcmkr3
Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:05AM by ThermonuclearTaco https://ift.tt/2Qcmkr3
ESPN isn't going to have much to talk about for a while
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:06AM by TheHiddenLlama7 https://ift.tt/3aWYfN7
Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:06AM by TheHiddenLlama7 https://ift.tt/3aWYfN7
The animals that observe human patterns and schedules are probably very confused by the sudden change
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:07AM by ilikeyourboat https://ift.tt/33fqYdp
Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:07AM by ilikeyourboat https://ift.tt/33fqYdp
Phone manufacturers don't let us have removable batteries anymore so we think we are safe from them listening when we turn off our devices.
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:07AM by lance713 https://ift.tt/33cx4Li
Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:07AM by lance713 https://ift.tt/33cx4Li
Ice cream sandwiches and Cookies 'n Cream ice cream are reciprocals.
Ice Cream / Cookies = Cookies n' Cream
Cookies / Ice Cream = Ice Cream Sandwich
Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:07AM by devomania https://ift.tt/2W9djmD
More people will probably be jerking off in the next few weeks than ever before due to all the self-quarantining/self-isolating that will be occurring.
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:09AM by sethratliff https://ift.tt/33g9gGk
Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:09AM by sethratliff https://ift.tt/33g9gGk
Deaf people don't get the catch of Allstate commercials
Subtitles don't give it justice.
Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:09AM by sk8rboi7566 https://ift.tt/2wQNywM
If people are being asked to stay home and not go to work, drastically limiting their income, then temporarily halting mortgages, rent and bills would help alleviate a lot of economic pain and pressure soon to come.
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:11AM by roastedtoperfection https://ift.tt/2U0XefX
Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:11AM by roastedtoperfection https://ift.tt/2U0XefX
Amazon probably don't feel so silly for using drones sometimes now.
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:12AM by Maddorian https://ift.tt/33fqXWT
Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:12AM by Maddorian https://ift.tt/33fqXWT
"Amazon Basics" quality is the online version of "Walmart" quality
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:12AM by jameye11 https://ift.tt/2w4LHUR
Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:12AM by jameye11 https://ift.tt/2w4LHUR
Collectively, our hands are probably cleaner now than in the history of human existence
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:13AM by NalaJax https://ift.tt/2QcQlqL
Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:13AM by NalaJax https://ift.tt/2QcQlqL
Realizing that it's cheaper to travel to another country for medical care than to go to a hospital in the U.S.
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:14AM by chrisbrown49 https://ift.tt/2Q7vRzG
Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:14AM by chrisbrown49 https://ift.tt/2Q7vRzG
Fish can't be wet if they were never dry before.
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:14AM by The_Memester_42069 https://ift.tt/2U2A0WU
Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:14AM by The_Memester_42069 https://ift.tt/2U2A0WU
So, the discussion on how to hang the to hang the toilet paper is at an all time low now.
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:16AM by calicat9 https://ift.tt/2W7Yxwh
Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:16AM by calicat9 https://ift.tt/2W7Yxwh
Fornicating in California could be referred to as californication
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:16AM by buoninachos https://ift.tt/39MK5Ol
Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:16AM by buoninachos https://ift.tt/39MK5Ol
Bulgarian Prime minister trying out a face mask for the Corona virus
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 04:31AM by theblackpanthergamer https://ift.tt/2TM9YYR
Submitted March 13, 2020 at 04:31AM by theblackpanthergamer https://ift.tt/2TM9YYR
Experts recommend elbow strike to prevent coronavirus
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 04:45AM by Frocharocha https://ift.tt/2IUxYDb
Submitted March 13, 2020 at 04:45AM by Frocharocha https://ift.tt/2IUxYDb
For fun I build out fake product idea, so I built the Pandemic Prevention Utility Belt based on the CDC guidelines. (Credit: Unnecessary Inventions)
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 04:46AM by XGN_Carter1 https://ift.tt/2IJhYDG
Submitted March 13, 2020 at 04:46AM by XGN_Carter1 https://ift.tt/2IJhYDG
Window to a cats soul
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 04:53AM by OddlyGruntled https://ift.tt/2w29yVk
Submitted March 13, 2020 at 04:53AM by OddlyGruntled https://ift.tt/2w29yVk
That's the spot
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Submitted March 13, 2020 at 04:58AM by coffeetime20cups https://ift.tt/2wTwFBk
Submitted March 13, 2020 at 04:58AM by coffeetime20cups https://ift.tt/2wTwFBk
You can tell the temp outside by how firm your butter is.
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Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:56AM by DeChef2 https://ift.tt/2TVoSep
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In a world where The Quiet Place was real, you’d have people outside yelling because they don’t like being told what to do.
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Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:58AM by acrolos https://ift.tt/3aFu8cO
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:58AM by acrolos https://ift.tt/3aFu8cO
Drunk girl in town... apparently a wannabe traffic cop gets coned by good samaritan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2PMBMs3TLI
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:58AM by wayofthewutang https://ift.tt/39Pse9C
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:58AM by wayofthewutang https://ift.tt/39Pse9C
10 Myths about traveling to Mexico City.
https://youtu.be/Nquv3qdJveU
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:32AM by CookWithEyt https://ift.tt/33bltMx
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:32AM by CookWithEyt https://ift.tt/33bltMx
Martin TV Series theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMGPoAq-pSY
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:32AM by Alec122 https://ift.tt/39EA8Ct
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:32AM by Alec122 https://ift.tt/39EA8Ct
DMX - Reading Rainbow
https://youtu.be/OchyYnlHTdo
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:32AM by BIGDICKTAKER https://ift.tt/2vPZVJr
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:32AM by BIGDICKTAKER https://ift.tt/2vPZVJr
The Wayans Bros 3rd Intro Reupload
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx26DSnx6Ng
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:33AM by Alec122 https://ift.tt/39KFvQu
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:33AM by Alec122 https://ift.tt/39KFvQu
You're trapped by the Vietcong when your evac arrives in the nick of time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOvCNnqIsr4
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:34AM by N64GC https://ift.tt/3cTOgJZ
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:34AM by N64GC https://ift.tt/3cTOgJZ
INVISIBLE MAN Review: An Adaptation of the 2020 Trailer by the Same Name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EybvoTpec1k
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:36AM by TownDrunkIPA https://ift.tt/2xwMgHx
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:36AM by TownDrunkIPA https://ift.tt/2xwMgHx
Today You, Tomorrow Me (2020) Trailer
https://youtu.be/P4xdNV1iZxg
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:36AM by chrisfree123 https://ift.tt/2TGic4T
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:36AM by chrisfree123 https://ift.tt/2TGic4T
Everybody Hates Chris - Season 1 - Opening Intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MVcc4ea4jY
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:37AM by Alec122 https://ift.tt/2vhKZmY
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:37AM by Alec122 https://ift.tt/2vhKZmY
A Brief History Of All Major Sporting Events That Were Played Without Fans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw9xgiB7oY8&feature=youtu.be
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:44AM by dredmond556 https://ift.tt/3cTOv7R
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:44AM by dredmond556 https://ift.tt/3cTOv7R
Cool little stirling engine. Low temp..
https://youtu.be/T41uohFm_Hs
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:46AM by Funrcprojects https://ift.tt/3aLDp32
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:46AM by Funrcprojects https://ift.tt/3aLDp32
New Robot Makes Soldiers Obsolete (Corridor Digital)
https://youtu.be/y3RIHnK0_NE
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:48AM by TheUltimateSalesman https://ift.tt/2Q9HiH7
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:48AM by TheUltimateSalesman https://ift.tt/2Q9HiH7
Rescuing a motorbike from the Australian Blue Mountains
https://youtu.be/kSF-LA40E2U
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:55AM by GoressenGlover https://ift.tt/39JQBp4
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 04:55AM by GoressenGlover https://ift.tt/39JQBp4
Red folder magically turns green while being filmed
https://youtu.be/ELrn0mmZnGE
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 05:00AM by TFP- https://ift.tt/2IF7sxk
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 05:00AM by TFP- https://ift.tt/2IF7sxk
Arguably the best guitar performance on youtube : Christopher Parkening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iX8tsA0N7E
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 05:02AM by burtgummer45 https://ift.tt/3aNYdH2
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 05:02AM by burtgummer45 https://ift.tt/3aNYdH2
The Twilight Zone - The Shelter
https://youtu.be/qPtFIJLmrKs
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 05:02AM by Garryo1968 https://ift.tt/3cSVmOP
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 05:02AM by Garryo1968 https://ift.tt/3cSVmOP
Crossing the BAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZfCIfN4CvQ
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 05:08AM by noamstone256 https://ift.tt/2TGgQHo
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 05:08AM by noamstone256 https://ift.tt/2TGgQHo
Frane Selak, the Man Who Cheated Death 7 Times and Later Won $1 Million in a Lottery!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnRiJlvsRmg
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 05:09AM by innocent_r https://ift.tt/38IikF9
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 05:09AM by innocent_r https://ift.tt/38IikF9
Baby Safe Haven group - I've been looking for this PSA for years. Used to play on a local channel at 2 in the morning, always followed by the same anti drug PSA, and than a infomercial...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NRNQmtUAUg&feature=emb_logo
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 05:11AM by Alec122 https://ift.tt/3cTDrHM
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 05:11AM by Alec122 https://ift.tt/3cTDrHM
Ass Paper Saver Review WHISKEY. WEED. WOMEN. with Steve Jessup
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ_4qT9m2Ms
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 05:12AM by TurdWaterMagee https://ift.tt/2Q9Hia5
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 05:12AM by TurdWaterMagee https://ift.tt/2Q9Hia5
The Gang Gets Quarantined
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG6EtsyiFCE
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 05:14AM by GeronimoRay https://ift.tt/39H7Gju
Submitted March 12, 2020 at 05:14AM by GeronimoRay https://ift.tt/39H7Gju
Napalm is an extremely painful way to die
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Submitted March 11, 2020 at 05:03AM by Cynical-Loner https://ift.tt/338j0Cu
Submitted March 11, 2020 at 05:03AM by Cynical-Loner https://ift.tt/338j0Cu
The only thing you can lick in the mirror is your tongue.
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Submitted March 11, 2020 at 05:03AM by facepalminghomer https://ift.tt/2wOzx2I
Submitted March 11, 2020 at 05:03AM by facepalminghomer https://ift.tt/2wOzx2I
When 3D printing becomes way mor advanced we will be actually able to download more ram
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Submitted March 11, 2020 at 05:03AM by Skullkiid_ https://ift.tt/3360xXg
Submitted March 11, 2020 at 05:03AM by Skullkiid_ https://ift.tt/3360xXg
People buy up all the sanitation products because they don't realize that, in order for them to stay healthy, others have to stay sanitary too.
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Submitted March 11, 2020 at 05:04AM by Van_Darklholme https://ift.tt/3cLJUVj
Submitted March 11, 2020 at 05:04AM by Van_Darklholme https://ift.tt/3cLJUVj
Saying "killed a human" is more profound than just saying "killed someone".
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Submitted March 11, 2020 at 05:04AM by Leftlightreftright https://ift.tt/3aHsAyU
Submitted March 11, 2020 at 05:04AM by Leftlightreftright https://ift.tt/3aHsAyU
The more of the five senses you use on a stranger the more awkward it gets.
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Submitted March 11, 2020 at 05:04AM by admrlrainbow https://ift.tt/2TSerrS
Submitted March 11, 2020 at 05:04AM by admrlrainbow https://ift.tt/2TSerrS
Antibiotic resistance gene discovered in the desert - Its persistence raises concerns about treatment options.
https://ift.tt/2IDPYBk
Submitted March 11, 2020 at 04:23AM by Plus-Staff https://ift.tt/2Q6qW1X
Submitted March 11, 2020 at 04:23AM by Plus-Staff https://ift.tt/2Q6qW1X
Jamaica confirms first case of coronavirus
https://ift.tt/2wKphZe
Submitted March 11, 2020 at 04:27AM by Balcacer https://ift.tt/2Qkjhxl
Submitted March 11, 2020 at 04:27AM by Balcacer https://ift.tt/2Qkjhxl
LGBTQ association achieves major legal milestone in Tunisia
https://ift.tt/39KDVy8
Submitted March 11, 2020 at 04:27AM by retrotronica https://ift.tt/2TUcifj
Submitted March 11, 2020 at 04:27AM by retrotronica https://ift.tt/2TUcifj
Mexico won't take new steps to prevent femicide despite historic protests
https://ift.tt/2Q0HaJW
Submitted March 11, 2020 at 04:41AM by nolesfan2011 https://ift.tt/2Q44zdy
Submitted March 11, 2020 at 04:41AM by nolesfan2011 https://ift.tt/2Q44zdy
Australia sold weapons to Mali as UN warned violence creating 'humanitarian disaster'
https://ift.tt/39BvxAZ
Submitted March 11, 2020 at 04:55AM by nolesfan2011 https://ift.tt/2TFNNDD
Submitted March 11, 2020 at 04:55AM by nolesfan2011 https://ift.tt/2TFNNDD
Colombia: Abuses Amid Massive Demonstrations | Beatings, Expulsions of Venezuelans, Arbitrary Detentions
https://ift.tt/2wIBM7s
Submitted March 11, 2020 at 04:56AM by speakhyroglyphically https://ift.tt/2TXmNOO
Submitted March 11, 2020 at 04:56AM by speakhyroglyphically https://ift.tt/2TXmNOO
Travel slump worsens as airlines try to blame media
https://ift.tt/2VZjfOU
Submitted March 11, 2020 at 05:02AM by AStartlingStatement https://ift.tt/2Iy9Gi5
Submitted March 11, 2020 at 05:02AM by AStartlingStatement https://ift.tt/2Iy9Gi5
Report: Hezbollah Secretary General Hassan Nasrallah Infected with Coronavirus
https://ift.tt/2TUchYN
Submitted March 11, 2020 at 05:06AM by RhythmicSlap https://ift.tt/2IyXIVi
Submitted March 11, 2020 at 05:06AM by RhythmicSlap https://ift.tt/2IyXIVi
Austria, Poland bolstering Greek border guard force, Yiannis Souliotis | Kathimerini
https://ift.tt/2W19j7q
Submitted March 11, 2020 at 05:17AM by ps4Firt https://ift.tt/2W3eOCA
Submitted March 11, 2020 at 05:17AM by ps4Firt https://ift.tt/2W3eOCA
Russia trying to “incite violence by white supremacist groups” in US ahead of 2020 election: report. Russian operatives use 4chan to urge “white nationalists to more aggressively spread hate messages,” officials say
https://ift.tt/2W3hGzh
Submitted March 11, 2020 at 05:17AM by maxwellhill https://ift.tt/2THIgwC
Submitted March 11, 2020 at 05:17AM by maxwellhill https://ift.tt/2THIgwC
My therapist makes helpful videos about mental health
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAJ3qPgQobI
Submitted March 11, 2020 at 04:37AM by CurdledART https://ift.tt/2IAj84p
Submitted March 11, 2020 at 04:37AM by CurdledART https://ift.tt/2IAj84p