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Submitted December 01, 2020 at 06:29AM by Johnthebabayagawick https://ift.tt/39qW0...
Sports music must’ve been real boring before Queen came around.
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Submitted December 01, 2020 at 06:32AM by tpeels https://ift.tt/37l52...
People who STILL chew bumble gum must not know about the
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Submitted December 01, 2020 at 06:32AM by PantsPisser1776 https://ift.tt/2Vyqv...
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa was great in continuity
You see the twin towers when baby lion makes it to Manhattan and later in the movie they are gone
Submitted December 01, 2020 at 05:04AM by mateo_rules https://ift.tt/37qsO...
People are fair game when it comes to public property and photos but music is not.
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Submitted December 01, 2020 at 05:06AM by IcarusOtaku https://ift.tt/37qlg...
The biggest lie we're ever told is that it's a doggy dog world out there. l never seen a dog pilot a spacecraft huh. Yeah that's right only humings do dat. Fuck you dogs
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Submitted December 01, 2020 at 05:10AM by PantsPisser1776 https://ift.tt/36qxH...
We assume other people's cars are clean on the inside
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Submitted December 01, 2020 at 05:10AM by leakybackpack https://ift.tt/3qiy2...
An aerator at the end of your penis to shoot scrubbing.
Keeps toilet and shower clean while you go!.....scrubbing bubbles..
Submitted December 01, 2020 at 05:11AM by slatchaw https://ift.tt/2KYx4...
Peas are the Dippin' Dots of Vegetables
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Submitted December 01, 2020 at 05:12AM by TriphopLuau https://ift.tt/3oaYb...
Friday and Saturday is the real weekend
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Submitted December 01, 2020 at 05:13AM by theghostcreeper https://ift.tt/33w7e...
We still don’t know if granny and grandpa pig are mommy pigs parents or daddy pigs.
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Submitted December 01, 2020 at 05:15AM by Matt2382 https://ift.tt/33wET...
Not paying attention to your online classes and then cheating on your exams is AFK farming credits
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Submitted December 01, 2020 at 05:15AM by averageredditcuck https://ift.tt/33vMq...
Macklemore really thought a Gucci t-shirt was fifty dollars.
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Submitted December 01, 2020 at 05:16AM by o2lsports https://ift.tt/3qdee...
If your check engine light comes on just take the bulb out problem solved.
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Submitted December 01, 2020 at 05:17AM by Chriskc9 https://ift.tt/2Jt5T...
The Flintstones were celebrating Christmas before the birth of Christ.
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Submitted December 01, 2020 at 05:22AM by Nav_the_gamer https://ift.tt/2JqUQ...
When you look out into the sky, you could have technically made eye contact with an extraterrestrial being
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Submitted December 01, 2020 at 05:24AM by Chonkmyster https://ift.tt/3qfSf...
Hold up yo lets get just one thing clear!
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Submitted December 01, 2020 at 05:30AM by Mannequin73684914386 https://ift.tt/3o9yc...
Governments are the parents of adults but instead of giving an allowance they take one!
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Submitted December 01, 2020 at 05:31AM by WalkingTall1986 https://ift.tt/2JqLl...
Buying underwear is the biggest scam in the clothing industry when you realise it could just be built in to every pair of pants.
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Submitted December 01, 2020 at 05:32AM by Khid1roso https://ift.tt/3qfIj...
Only a fool would ever watch a Wes Anderson movie in anything less than 1080p.
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Submitted December 01, 2020 at 05:32AM by VerbotenPublish https://ift.tt/3fTuU...
A guitar solo is meant to be a reiteration of the song in feelings via sound
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Submitted December 01, 2020 at 05:35AM by messyroom500 https://ift.tt/37lAb...
When a musician gets famous enough he doesn't have to play his own instruments anymore
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Submitted December 01, 2020 at 05:35AM by OccamsBeard https://ift.tt/3ltnc...
Installing multiple child car seats forces parents to choose a favorite child
The rear middle seat is proven to be the safest location for a child car seat. You have to pick which child you want to sustain the least damage in a crash.
Submitted December 01, 2020 at 05:38AM by GrannyLow https://ift.tt/2Jyaw...
Trying to wack this bat out of the kitchen!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cELcYiDu5lc&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR1KpyPU2ltheR-pmBkJVE4_eKBJcKWPXvQLQAmyTl8d2FDyLIRbXuCGvqk
Submitted November 30, 2020 at 05:43AM by LouisDeFeo https://ift.tt/3nZL7...
Meat Banana - This song goes harder than it should
https://youtu.be/xDTiqyQYy6s
Submitted November 30, 2020 at 06:02AM by Woop_dee_do https://ift.tt/2KRgc...
Del Shannon - Runaway
https://youtu.be/0S13mP_pfEc
Submitted November 30, 2020 at 06:13AM by havocgreef https://ift.tt/3qf82...
Somewhere on Earth is the person who will some day discover your dead body
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Submitted November 30, 2020 at 03:50AM by potential_ban https://ift.tt/33r2V...
Millions of chickens lives will be spared if bars are closed/minimal seating for Super Bowl.
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Submitted November 30, 2020 at 04:43AM by DionFW https://ift.tt/3fPzz...
The thicker the socks you wear the more responsive your gas pedal feels when driving your car
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Submitted November 30, 2020 at 04:47AM by QuantizedPhoton https://ift.tt/3obd2...
Have you ever actually heard silence? Because it makes no sound.
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Submitted November 30, 2020 at 04:48AM by Highmooseuk https://ift.tt/2Jopu...
when you put something in the fridge in Antarctica you ar heating it
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Submitted November 30, 2020 at 04:57AM by 6Ran9 https://ift.tt/36hPU...
Tobacco companies are killing their customers... Slightly counterproductive.
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Submitted November 30, 2020 at 05:00AM by ScoutOfficial https://ift.tt/2ViC5...
Santa's elves are a fairly good representation of the underpaid sweatshop workers, except they tend to be happier.
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Submitted November 30, 2020 at 05:05AM by ScoutOfficial https://ift.tt/3qaVO...
Professional athletes go from paying to play to playing to get paid.
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Submitted November 30, 2020 at 05:08AM by trojanAMERICAN https://ift.tt/2Jb1n...
Space needs to be less obsessed with things spinning and make more stuff that is cube shaped.
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Submitted November 30, 2020 at 05:09AM by someonerezcody https://ift.tt/3ml2Y...
You can tell how selfish someone is by their driving.
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Submitted November 30, 2020 at 05:13AM by ElpredePrime https://ift.tt/3o5FQ...
The space between the showerhead and the drain separates 2 totally different water systems.
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Submitted November 30, 2020 at 05:16AM by XLg7bhS3wbs47yt https://ift.tt/3fNHE...
Doppelgänger legends could possibly be stemmed from people who had multiple personality disorder
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Submitted November 30, 2020 at 05:19AM by JustAScaredTran https://ift.tt/3qmPO...
Awarding the already awarded posts make little impact than awarding a post with no awards
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Submitted November 30, 2020 at 05:21AM by vked1 https://ift.tt/33JN1...
Most crazy halloween stories actually happen on November 1st
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Submitted November 30, 2020 at 05:22AM by Xvonto https://ift.tt/3fPCR...
Long real finger nails are considered unsanitary. Long fake finger nails are considered fashionable.
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Submitted November 30, 2020 at 05:23AM by Despicable_carl https://ift.tt/2JrrQ...
The person who invented stupidity probably forgot to patent it
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Submitted November 30, 2020 at 05:24AM by IcelandSushie https://ift.tt/33s5R...
If we hear ghosts as quiet, low, and spooky voices, then maybe it works in reverse and they hear us as loud, shrill, and annoying and that's why they want us out of their house so bad.
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Submitted November 30, 2020 at 05:27AM by ElMoosen https://ift.tt/39yuR...
It’s recommended to have a profile picture on LinkedIn but recommended to not have a profile picture on a resume.
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Submitted November 30, 2020 at 05:30AM by A_Rdm_Person_In_Life https://ift.tt/2Jo3s...
Superman could go faster on a really sturdy bike than in a car
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Submitted November 30, 2020 at 05:31AM by ImaLilBitchBoy https://ift.tt/37cqb...
The way you hear your own voice in your head, could be the same way everyone else hears their voice.
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Submitted November 30, 2020 at 05:35AM by Blaze-Ginger https://ift.tt/2VfEh...
Scars are hitting memories.
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Submitted November 29, 2020 at 05:38AM by Save_Delete https://ift.tt/39laq...
People can make porn of the child(baby yoda) because he's 50 years old so it's not child porn.
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Submitted November 29, 2020 at 05:38AM by whope71803 https://ift.tt/3o3jG...
Smoking and flying, or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma3YFOJqXx4
Submitted November 29, 2020 at 04:06AM by GabrielLogan989 https://ift.tt/39qrS...
Wendy's Grill Skills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbVDQKcxg00
Submitted November 29, 2020 at 04:06AM by roastbeeftacohat https://ift.tt/2HSKN...
The Best NBA Player of All Time from Every Country
https://youtu.be/XbuQEZ_Wi8E
Submitted November 29, 2020 at 04:10AM by PSGyourNext https://ift.tt/3ldOz...
This ad doesn't sit right with me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCjEV75F2tM
Submitted November 29, 2020 at 04:11AM by Derryck1 https://ift.tt/2VqZo...
There's an awesome dive bar in Asheville, NC that features a game, similar to horseshoes, called Root Ball. My weirdo friend was asked to make a video on the history of the game. Here's what came out.
https://youtu.be/zIL3Hd3V04o
Submitted November 29, 2020 at 04:21AM by JepsonOfigment https://ift.tt/2Vb8D...
Don Draper's Guide Guide to Picking Up Women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTTzw8_83vg
Submitted November 29, 2020 at 04:24AM by Gnurx https://ift.tt/2VavI...
Slow motion couch fire (better quality)
https://youtu.be/Z4v1EQ3iFvA
Submitted November 29, 2020 at 04:30AM by EthanWS6 https://ift.tt/3mnb5...
How Big Oil used mainstream media to subvert the narrative of global warming.
https://youtu.be/PQ1OZ-58918
Submitted November 29, 2020 at 04:32AM by maxreuben https://ift.tt/3mhl4...
Me and my friends played the nicest golf course we've ever played. Wolf Creek definitely feels like it's from another planet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hM1X1F9JkE&ab_channel=HunterWilliams
Submitted November 29, 2020 at 04:32AM by DiscombobulatedMeet5 https://ift.tt/2JoGu...
Cinematic Warhammer trailer I made
https://youtu.be/3irwg19b28o
Submitted November 29, 2020 at 04:35AM by SpartanWarrior196 https://ift.tt/2HNeU...
PS5 Overheating Problems? Oil Cooled Playstation 5 Project!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PRlk_syiyo&feature=share
Submitted November 29, 2020 at 04:45AM by Spiculate https://ift.tt/3qbLL...
Guy makes a realistic minecraft biome
https://youtu.be/q9ivBz-FRSw
Submitted November 29, 2020 at 04:50AM by itsMehhhhhh https://ift.tt/3lk0M...
Antique Rusty Micrometer - Precise Restoration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nltNxh4PaZY
Submitted November 29, 2020 at 04:51AM by gixxersixxxer https://ift.tt/2JqUZ...
A deleted segment from the Dark Knight hospital demolition scene
https://youtu.be/9R2DomA9lws
Submitted November 29, 2020 at 04:56AM by arealhumannotabot https://ift.tt/3fJte...
Carell & Colbert Teach You To Drink Responsibly
https://youtu.be/DOeDerzQOHg
Submitted November 29, 2020 at 04:56AM by Hodeedo https://ift.tt/3fJtc...
When a game doesn't care about its players
https://youtu.be/OV2zgJhGnj0
Submitted November 29, 2020 at 05:11AM by HiddenMechanics https://ift.tt/3fJtb...
Beautiful North American Eagle caught on drone.
https://youtu.be/64UrObC617w
Submitted November 29, 2020 at 05:18AM by Thom863 https://ift.tt/3o7H7...
What sasquatch gets up to in his spare time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLB4Fcxh1iU
Submitted November 29, 2020 at 05:22AM by Zixtor23 https://ift.tt/37cL1...
Saying Minecraft For 10 Minutes Straight
https://youtu.be/Mh91QmgCv8o
Submitted November 29, 2020 at 05:25AM by King-of-Kansas https://ift.tt/2VqZg...
A bottomless pit is the safest place to fall into.
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Submitted November 28, 2020 at 06:36AM by SarcasticSarco https://ift.tt/2KNGy...
If you put some potatoes in a sock, it would then be a sock of potatoes
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Submitted November 28, 2020 at 06:36AM by amandapandafozzy https://ift.tt/3fJfR...
Ante up, yap that fool
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Submitted November 28, 2020 at 06:37AM by Mannequin73684914386 https://ift.tt/3q5pI...
The only good thing about winter is that you suddenly have a ton of new pockets at your disposal.
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Submitted November 28, 2020 at 04:58AM by CranberrySludge https://ift.tt/3miX0...
You can't taste if you can't touch
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Submitted November 28, 2020 at 05:08AM by Astrondrew828 https://ift.tt/37j4H...
you rarely see 4 week old comments or videos
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Submitted November 28, 2020 at 05:10AM by Zackblast16 https://ift.tt/36bjv...
You probably walked past someone who unknowingly drank your peee.
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Submitted November 28, 2020 at 05:11AM by Gary_October https://ift.tt/36cV8...
Frying Something Sounds Way Less Cool than "Boiling it in Oil."
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Submitted November 28, 2020 at 05:12AM by Repo_co https://ift.tt/2J8FV...
When tv shows/movies make references to modern pop culture, it’s dated. But when tv shows/movies make references to pop culture from several decades ago, it’s nostalgia.
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Submitted November 28, 2020 at 05:15AM by LordIggy88 https://ift.tt/2VegX...
Seeing what is happening and how even in the times of information we are capable of manipulating the truth how can anyone trust what is written in history books.
Its just something that bothers me. Even today if people are capable of hiding the truth how can we believe something that was written long ago maybe everything we know today is a lie?
Submitted November 28, 2020 at 05:17AM by cantStartagainguy https://ift.tt/3fMds...
When the medical professionals can't find a vein on you, they always seem to blame it on yourself
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Submitted November 28, 2020 at 05:18AM by rnielsen777 https://ift.tt/2Jgpo...
You can't taste the crunch of food
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Submitted November 28, 2020 at 05:19AM by Pigeons_Transform https://ift.tt/36ed6...
The biggest cock up in history has to be a 7 day week.
Who thought that an odd number was a good idea. It makes planning just that slight bit more difficult and drives me up the fucking wall.
Submitted November 28, 2020 at 05:20AM by VacuumSucc https://ift.tt/3fGuE...
Technically speaking, earings and tattoos are tge first forms of those famous sci-fi body modifications
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Submitted November 28, 2020 at 05:21AM by ThatGuyWithABike https://ift.tt/2Jij8...
Centaurs are more of a bug, they have 6 limbs, also comformed by a head, torso and abdomen.
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Submitted November 28, 2020 at 05:25AM by ByHelheim https://ift.tt/36etE...
A bird pooping on your car is a sign of wealth.
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Submitted November 28, 2020 at 05:25AM by Gary_October https://ift.tt/33lJx...
Batteries can’t die if you never charge them
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Submitted November 28, 2020 at 05:25AM by lock-pick https://ift.tt/3o94a...
Doordash and Uber Eats are IRL Fetch Quests.
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Submitted November 28, 2020 at 05:29AM by ReticXPython https://ift.tt/39zx1...
Stunt doubles are their characters first and most accurate cosplayers
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Submitted November 28, 2020 at 05:32AM by ChewyChao https://ift.tt/39lk2...
Football on the holidays isn't the same without relatives that don't want to talk to each other.
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Submitted November 28, 2020 at 05:35AM by TheBrotherhoods https://ift.tt/3mg4T...
There is no such thing as originality. Everything has already been done. Human progress stopped a decade ago.
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Submitted November 28, 2020 at 05:36AM by kingkemical https://ift.tt/3o0A5...
There is no such thing as originality. Everything has already been done. Human progress stopped a decade ago.
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Submitted November 28, 2020 at 05:36AM by kingkemical https://ift.tt/3lh4e...
There could be a human (living or deceased) that saw more than just colors in the rainbow, but didn't know they were special because they thought their ability was normal
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Submitted November 28, 2020 at 05:38AM by GoldenVortexYTGD https://ift.tt/2Va6X...
The nice thing about being in a wheel chair is that you’ll always have a place to sit.
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Submitted November 27, 2020 at 06:32AM by FesterTaint https://ift.tt/3o3ha...
Your brain looks about like your ass
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Submitted November 27, 2020 at 06:32AM by Benj_the_bear https://ift.tt/3la4N...
It's only a "premises" when someone wants you to leave
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Submitted November 27, 2020 at 06:35AM by ryansworld10 https://ift.tt/3lanx...
Alarm clocks are universally hated, regardless of whether they work or not.
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Submitted November 27, 2020 at 04:52AM by chaosrain8 https://ift.tt/37e0l...
If nobody is perfect, nobody would exist.
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Submitted November 27, 2020 at 05:04AM by MTPokitz https://ift.tt/3mciz...
Saunas are human microwaves
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Submitted November 27, 2020 at 05:06AM by The_Endeavour https://ift.tt/33l56...
Slot racing is the one toy that's great conceptually but always a disappointment when you set it up and play.
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Submitted November 27, 2020 at 05:06AM by wazurobi https://ift.tt/33jIq...
It kind of IS unusual to be loved by one.
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Submitted November 27, 2020 at 05:07AM by usersince2012 https://ift.tt/33jOT...
An object in motion tends to stay in motion unless interrupted, so space travelers might be surprised by a missed shot from some long ago space battle in a far away star system.
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Submitted November 27, 2020 at 05:08AM by OpenPlex https://ift.tt/3o3Hl...
The fact that you have to use your password to enable touchID on mac laptops implies that Apple thinks you're more likely to get your finger stolen than your password
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Submitted November 27, 2020 at 05:10AM by pimamp https://ift.tt/2V3gW...
Every Schwarzenegger movie could just be Quaid experiencing a new memory.
Would explain how he got pregnant that one time.
Edit: Douglas Quaid from Total Recall. Just in case someone hasn't watched it.
Submitted November 27, 2020 at 05:12AM by hurdygurdy21 https://ift.tt/37iaO...
Looking like million bucks doesn’t cost million bucks.
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Submitted November 27, 2020 at 05:14AM by Berthole https://ift.tt/3o0EX...
The world’s first quadrillionaire will be the person who invents a mouthwash that ends the need for the toothbrush and toothpaste.
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Submitted November 27, 2020 at 05:15AM by ThoughtsAtRandom https://ift.tt/3lhE3...
Depending how attracted you are to someone’s face, determines if you’re going to lick where they pee from.
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Submitted November 27, 2020 at 05:16AM by jamilDK https://ift.tt/3meOV...
With 36,000 officers, the New York Police Department is more powerful than some armies.
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Submitted November 27, 2020 at 05:18AM by RoutineProcedure https://ift.tt/3fKQM...
Thursdays and 19:00 (7pm) have the same energy
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Submitted November 27, 2020 at 05:18AM by Alexander0232 https://ift.tt/3mak9...
Many people with a bit of effort can perform 80% of what tradespeople do; when you pay them good money, you're paying for the 20% you have no chance in hell of ever learning.
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Submitted November 27, 2020 at 05:25AM by TravellingBeard https://ift.tt/3m6oP...
Zebras are neither white with black stripes nor black with white stripes. Zebras are gray in slow-motion.
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Submitted November 27, 2020 at 05:26AM by triotone https://ift.tt/3nZGb...
Every Harry Potter fan is a Ravenclaw because they are all obsessing over a fictional book series.
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Submitted November 27, 2020 at 05:27AM by 0Astor0 https://ift.tt/3fEgh...
If another civilization found..
If another civilization found human remains after we’ve gone extinct, they wouldn’t know that we had noses since the cartilage would’ve decayed and all that would be left would be the skeleton.
Submitted November 27, 2020 at 05:34AM by Reasonable-Minute-26 https://ift.tt/3fCrA...
Nature documentaries are all just animals fighting each other, killing each other, and fucking each other .
Just like we do in the movies.
Submitted November 27, 2020 at 05:35AM by Andrewescocia https://ift.tt/3fHru...
Telling birds you pick up chicks implies you’re a pedo
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Submitted November 27, 2020 at 05:35AM by TanJeeSchuan https://ift.tt/2V6qm...
Your wifi speed is correlated to your life expectancy
If you’re in a richer country your wifi speed will be faster, and if you’re in a richer country your life expectancy will also be higher
Submitted November 27, 2020 at 05:37AM by OldSpiceAd https://ift.tt/2V8TM...
Paying your respects at an open casket funeral is a bizarre way of grieving. “Hey you know that person you love go stare at their lifeless corpse!”
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Submitted November 26, 2020 at 06:31AM by plzsnitskyreturn https://ift.tt/3q1zi...
Candy canes are walking sticks for Santa's elves.
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Submitted November 26, 2020 at 06:35AM by A_Bit_Drunk https://ift.tt/374ES...
The smartest person on Earth may have been born in a very poor household without education, therefore not utilizing their intelligence at its fullest.
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Submitted November 26, 2020 at 06:38AM by Super_ACF https://ift.tt/37biR...
It's cute when pets eat, but it's not cute when humans chew with their mouth open.
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Submitted November 26, 2020 at 05:07AM by meenur https://ift.tt/3larS...
Earphones are VR goggles for the blind.
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Submitted November 26, 2020 at 05:08AM by WhyPlatypusWhy https://ift.tt/39eMd...
Before the Americas were colonized in 1564-1587, the New World was technically a MetroidVania.
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Submitted November 26, 2020 at 05:10AM by Superfast-Jellyfish- https://ift.tt/2V4WZ...
If an actor in a movie coughs, they will be dead or in the hospital within the next three scenes.
Can we mix it up with maybe coughing up ketchup or something?
Submitted November 26, 2020 at 05:10AM by sickter6 https://ift.tt/2V1Jh...
Dogs will give love unconditionally. Cats expect love unconditionally.
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Submitted November 26, 2020 at 05:12AM by Scrummly https://ift.tt/2JcRg...
Loving your partners regardless of how they act is a sign of a good partner, holding people’s actions above your feelings for them is a sign of a good person.
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Submitted November 26, 2020 at 05:12AM by IsSonicsDickBlue https://ift.tt/3q1sX...
The list of things you can’t fuck is shorter than the list of things you can.
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Submitted November 26, 2020 at 05:12AM by HazardActual https://ift.tt/37cAw...
It must be an evolutionary trait that hair is so immediately recognizable in your mouth.
Seriously, I can detect a quarter of an eyelash in seconds if it's in my mouth.
Submitted November 26, 2020 at 05:14AM by MozzStk https://ift.tt/2HCF0...
The older you get the easier it gets to tell who gets paid by the hour and not by the job that gets done.
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Submitted November 26, 2020 at 05:17AM by Despicable_carl https://ift.tt/3l6nL...
In an online argument the real winner isn't the one made the better points but the one who decides it isn't worth it to respond
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Submitted November 26, 2020 at 05:19AM by jptlopes https://ift.tt/3l5s1...
When you eat a huge meal on thanksgiving, you are the one being stuffed
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Submitted November 26, 2020 at 05:25AM by xhalfapixel https://ift.tt/2HBfV...
Orange skin in an orange jumpsuit would look really good together.
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Submitted November 26, 2020 at 05:26AM by 2Dumb2Understand https://ift.tt/365Xl...
Most pornography videos contain and encourage cannibalism
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Submitted November 26, 2020 at 05:26AM by medoss2005 https://ift.tt/37aHu...
You can sneeze out a fart.
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Submitted November 26, 2020 at 05:26AM by A_Bit_Drunk https://ift.tt/3o1PX...
"Shine On You Crazy Diamond" by Pink Floyd is a beautiful tribute to a magical but sadly lost soul, that they ruthlessly kicked the fuck out of the band.
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Submitted November 26, 2020 at 05:27AM by randyspotboiler https://ift.tt/2J7JV...
The human race really doesn't like other humans challenging there beliefs
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Submitted November 26, 2020 at 05:28AM by someoneudontno1 https://ift.tt/2J9r5...
Puppy chow shouldn't be consumed by puppies
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Submitted November 26, 2020 at 05:29AM by Rynin101 https://ift.tt/3o0od...
It's considered cool to travel, but uncool to be a tourist...
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Submitted November 26, 2020 at 05:30AM by katandthefiddle https://ift.tt/364cu...
Schizophrenia is having a DMT lab in your brain that constantly gives and having bad trips throughout your waking hours.
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Submitted November 26, 2020 at 05:31AM by lastinguniverse https://ift.tt/3nY96...
The melting point of water is 0°c
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Submitted November 26, 2020 at 05:35AM by Red_Shirt_Guy13 https://ift.tt/3nY95...
"Mr Brightside" by The Killers is a man's worst nightmare, but also a cuck's greatest dream.
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Submitted November 25, 2020 at 06:37AM by throwaway912928 https://ift.tt/3l52e...
A messy house is a place where homeless clutters live.
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Submitted November 25, 2020 at 06:37AM by PhD3DP https://ift.tt/2UWmY...
Ejaculating is the bottom half of you throwing up.
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Submitted November 25, 2020 at 06:38AM by A_Bit_Drunk https://ift.tt/3l0gM...
If everyone on the earth could travel back 1 year (stacked) then we could go to before earth existed.
If everyone on the earth could travel back 1 year (stacked) then we could go to before earth existed.
Submitted November 25, 2020 at 04:53AM by Arlene_2525 https://ift.tt/3m39A...
If people had two arms on the same side, we would wear F-shirts.
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Submitted November 25, 2020 at 04:53AM by Doctathunder https://ift.tt/2HDPO...
The chances that there is someone who is part of a missing persons report, that is actually hidden in a bunker thinking the world ended with Y2K may be low, but probably not 0.
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Submitted November 25, 2020 at 04:56AM by Whines90 https://ift.tt/362ya...
Hot peppers are a zillion on the Scoville scale and still burn on the way out, so poops must also have some Scoville measurement.
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Submitted November 25, 2020 at 04:56AM by BananaBurritoBuster https://ift.tt/3fuB9...
With social media being a thing, it’s easier than ever to start a cult
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Submitted November 25, 2020 at 04:57AM by Cheeseburger-Sex https://ift.tt/3nTFM...
Cannibalism is the most environmentally friendly diet. For each person you eat you potentially reduce your carbon footprint by 100%
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Submitted November 25, 2020 at 04:57AM by LaiqTheMaia https://ift.tt/360hh...
There are women with foot fetishes
Not really meant to be NSFW but a conversation with a friend yesterday triggered this thought. It's something normally associated with men but there must be women who like a man with... good feet?
Submitted November 25, 2020 at 05:03AM by WhyDidIRegisterAgain https://ift.tt/3fw78...
Taking liquid pain killers is literally drinking the pain away
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Submitted November 25, 2020 at 05:09AM by Yeetcheese89 https://ift.tt/3pSYH...
Pros and Cons lists are actually biased if you value one pro over a bunch of little cons
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Submitted November 25, 2020 at 05:10AM by CK1ing https://ift.tt/362xI...
There are cheeses older then most people alive
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Submitted November 25, 2020 at 05:11AM by Yeetcheese89 https://ift.tt/2Jalo...
Dopamine is happiness turned into an addictive drug
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Submitted November 25, 2020 at 05:14AM by TrillexDevil https://ift.tt/3l7eN...
When you get a boner, it’s just a ghost jerking you off. It explains why you get one while presenting, it’s just a ghost being funny.
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Submitted November 25, 2020 at 05:23AM by minecrafter1376 https://ift.tt/3q1AZ...
There has to have been someone who has used their snot to season/salt their food.
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Submitted November 25, 2020 at 05:25AM by Squamous_Cell https://ift.tt/3l4TP...
When looking for a s/o...
Don’t find someone that matches your smart. Find someone to go with your stupid.
Submitted November 25, 2020 at 05:27AM by martin_lowry https://ift.tt/33b1Q...
You can run a business, be reading and learning a new skill, donating to a charity, and It will appear to everyone that you’re just sitting on your phone.
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Submitted November 25, 2020 at 05:30AM by kaydenmichaeljayden https://ift.tt/2KyaM...
Drinking something out of plastic versus drinking something out of glass just tastes different
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Submitted November 25, 2020 at 05:34AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/370uu...
Randy Quaid literally turned into his character from Independence Day
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Submitted November 25, 2020 at 05:35AM by Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop https://ift.tt/39f6o...
The pancreas is a silent hard worker.
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Submitted November 25, 2020 at 05:36AM by A_Bit_Drunk https://ift.tt/3nXab...
It’s crazy to think that 40 years ago it was 1980 and 20 years ago it was 2019.
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Submitted November 25, 2020 at 05:37AM by invertedparadX https://ift.tt/374yz...
Before mirrors noone knew what the back of their head looked like
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Submitted November 25, 2020 at 05:38AM by spronki https://ift.tt/363Ni...
Steve Irwin would have been a great replacement for Sir David Attenborough’s inevitable death.
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Submitted November 24, 2020 at 06:33AM by skubaloob https://ift.tt/35WnK...
If you break a plastic knife, it becomes a better knife.
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Submitted November 24, 2020 at 06:35AM by Addisoooooon https://ift.tt/339qo...
When you sit on a place someone was sitting on, you undirect butt bump them.
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Submitted November 24, 2020 at 05:02AM by hamz_dafali https://ift.tt/2KBCW...
In the northern hemisphere there are technically 2 winters per year. Jan 1-Mar 21 and December 21-Deember 31.
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Submitted November 24, 2020 at 05:03AM by CamPfaff https://ift.tt/35Yq8...
Homeless are people that have been asked to leave.
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Submitted November 24, 2020 at 05:11AM by screamsinpaper21 https://ift.tt/3mbNM...
A continental breakfast sounds way better than what it actually is
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Submitted November 24, 2020 at 05:11AM by Corleone_Michael https://ift.tt/35VVT...
VCRs have a superior rewind/fast forward than streaming and DVDs.
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Submitted November 24, 2020 at 05:13AM by mpowlo https://ift.tt/39akK...
A ultrasound is live child pornography.
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Submitted November 24, 2020 at 05:15AM by KKKLLLNNN https://ift.tt/376RM...
If an hypnotist sends himself to sleep under the waking condition of himself saying or doing some actions, he will never wake up
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Submitted November 24, 2020 at 05:15AM by Nopidy https://ift.tt/39bw9...
Men flashing women at concerts has a very different effect compared to women flashing men
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Submitted November 24, 2020 at 05:16AM by TheyTriedToKillMe https://ift.tt/371ft...
Terms Of Service need a TL:DR
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Submitted November 24, 2020 at 05:17AM by Max2Swords https://ift.tt/33bWN...
Sliced bread is commonly said to be one of the greatest things, but most people don't know who invented it.
It's Otto Rohwedder, BTW.
Submitted November 24, 2020 at 05:17AM by FuturamaMemes https://ift.tt/35Yv6...
Sugar is the brandname for tooth dissolver
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Submitted November 24, 2020 at 05:18AM by codeslinger06 https://ift.tt/3nULF...
Maybe someday there will be wireless charging-fields everywhere that provide power to all devices so that nobody needs plugs and chargers anymore
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Submitted November 24, 2020 at 05:23AM by Turtledd https://ift.tt/2UUVX...
If the entire day lasted only 8 hours then we would get tired after only 4 hours and would live to an average of ~255 years.
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Submitted November 24, 2020 at 05:24AM by LordJayfeather https://ift.tt/3kUsJ...
Mr Beast is the kind of guy who gives his free award to the first post in new
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Submitted November 24, 2020 at 05:24AM by WamboCombo117 https://ift.tt/33bRC...
Laughing at a situation in your dream is your brain laughing at its own joke
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Submitted November 24, 2020 at 05:28AM by mirandasou https://ift.tt/3nIIs...
Humans arms race never changed much during history, we just improved how to throw rocks faster
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Submitted November 24, 2020 at 05:31AM by efr4n https://ift.tt/3lZke...
The moon, meteors, stars, etc... are all technically dust
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Submitted November 24, 2020 at 05:32AM by technically-A-titan https://ift.tt/35YOF...
White shirts only exist to bully people who don’t use a napkin and wipe with their shirt instead.
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Submitted November 24, 2020 at 05:36AM by Ok-Reaction-5644 https://ift.tt/3nPN7...
Wearing shoes while naked feels more naked than being naked while barefoot
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Submitted November 24, 2020 at 05:36AM by choose_username1 https://ift.tt/2URvT...
Giving awards to ads are dumb.
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Submitted November 24, 2020 at 05:37AM by Super_ACF https://ift.tt/3kYqv...
People become what they think; people do what they imagine.
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Submitted November 23, 2020 at 07:31AM by David-Diron https://ift.tt/36ZpC...
If you step on someone’s feet, they will open their mouths just like rubbish bins.
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Submitted November 23, 2020 at 07:33AM by __bigbackclock__ https://ift.tt/338dv...
The Game Dev Tycoon games are out of date because they don’t allow you to rush free live-service games loaded with micro transactions.
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Submitted November 23, 2020 at 07:34AM by VisionaryPrism https://ift.tt/2IYNd...
"A Christmas Carol" doesn't actually have any carols.
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Submitted November 23, 2020 at 05:00AM by ral365 https://ift.tt/3kV42...
We the informed, in our ignorance, have given the ignorant a platform to expand their ignorance.
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Submitted November 23, 2020 at 05:00AM by DadOfFan https://ift.tt/3lWGC...
Maybe people are so scared of death because despite being the only species capable of killing every other organism on earth, we can’t save ourselves from nature itself.
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Submitted November 23, 2020 at 05:01AM by nothing--personal https://ift.tt/2UOfL...
You are technically just a robot being controlled by your brain
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Submitted November 23, 2020 at 05:01AM by pandapersonUFO https://ift.tt/2UOpv...
If you zoom into something continuously, infinitely, you will end up finding everything in living existence. Just absolutely everything
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Submitted November 23, 2020 at 05:02AM by TheRussianDoggo17 https://ift.tt/393hi...
"Heart burn" was so misleading as a kid.
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Submitted November 23, 2020 at 05:04AM by myusername2238 https://ift.tt/2J2yp...
Homophobes basically think that being gay is gay
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Submitted November 23, 2020 at 05:06AM by obvioussponge06 https://ift.tt/35Scu...
Criminal tv shows always fuck around and then solve the mystery in the last 15 minutes. Meanwhile, the viewer already solved it in the first 15.
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Submitted November 23, 2020 at 05:09AM by invertedparadX https://ift.tt/3l3Ei...
If you ejaculated on a table, your sperm/semen would move around microscopically trying to find an egg
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Submitted November 23, 2020 at 05:10AM by ice-cream707 https://ift.tt/393hp...
If you're a guy you could use your penis a organic phone stand
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Submitted November 23, 2020 at 05:12AM by TheOneTrueFinn https://ift.tt/2J11r...
It's funny how a cop has to speed to catch you speeding
Its just funny how they have to break a law in order to enforce it
Submitted November 23, 2020 at 05:13AM by resistingtheurge2 https://ift.tt/3lXiu...
We dislike being humid hot summer air but do like being in hotter water.
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Submitted November 23, 2020 at 05:14AM by Amasawa_Seigi https://ift.tt/2IYHJ...
eating grass and raw meat healthy
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Submitted November 23, 2020 at 05:15AM by icaughtafish0 https://ift.tt/3nLCC...
A clothing store is probably the only place where you want to see your customers arriving in ragged and beat up clothes.
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Submitted November 23, 2020 at 05:16AM by Marcolytical https://ift.tt/3lVp1...
Technically your never alone because you have millions of bacteria and microscopic life forms crawling all over you
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Submitted November 23, 2020 at 05:20AM by unkown443 https://ift.tt/2UPBE...
Being immortal is both a blessing and a punishment.
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Submitted November 23, 2020 at 05:21AM by Beginnerer https://ift.tt/3fnRW...
The contents of a gummy bear has more teeth than the bear itself
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Submitted November 23, 2020 at 05:24AM by severeclear1 https://ift.tt/2HqZJ...
Training helps you stay young, while the soreness after trains you for when your old and have limited range of motion
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Submitted November 23, 2020 at 05:33AM by Stepthinkrepeat https://ift.tt/36X2J...
We’re all living in the moment that we’ll use to tell our grandchildren how bad we had it “back in our day”
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Submitted November 23, 2020 at 05:36AM by peppapigs94 https://ift.tt/2IZjg...
You can’t speak while breathing in through your nose.
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Submitted November 23, 2020 at 05:36AM by Sago38 https://ift.tt/3fow5...
If you die in a hospital, at one point, you were the sickest person there.
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Submitted November 22, 2020 at 06:48AM by WaffleEnema https://ift.tt/2KwbX...
Starbucks’ plastic straw ban was really just a distraction from the bad publicity coming from the two arrests at their philadelphia shop
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Submitted November 22, 2020 at 06:49AM by gzameth1 https://ift.tt/2Horq...
if you could introduce a raccoon up your rectum, it would tickle you with its fur and tiny fingers
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Submitted November 22, 2020 at 06:49AM by PsycopathHunter https://ift.tt/3fn9t...
"A" is the only vowel that you cannot use to complete the word d_ck
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Submitted November 22, 2020 at 05:03AM by mvpetri https://ift.tt/396ll...
T-shirt designers sell walking advertisements for their brand
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Submitted November 22, 2020 at 05:03AM by -44-44- https://ift.tt/2IR5w...
Mail never comes before 1pm
Maybe it’s just me, but who the heck is getting mail at 9am? My entire life, at 10+ homes/apartments Ive never had mail not come in the afternoon. I think in a parking lot somewhere there is a row of USPS workers getting a morning nap in.
Submitted November 22, 2020 at 05:03AM by hobbsja https://ift.tt/36V0b...
Technically any missile launched from the ground is a surface to air missile since its allways launched into the air.
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Submitted November 22, 2020 at 05:03AM by nigel12341 https://ift.tt/3fo0V...
if you opened the car doors in the 'Cars' movie, you would see their intestines.
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Submitted November 22, 2020 at 05:06AM by PsycopathHunter https://ift.tt/3lTdR...
Since life is so rare in the universe, there could be other processes, just as unique as life, happening elsewhere in space just because the conditions are perfect.
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Submitted November 22, 2020 at 05:07AM by DannyDovito https://ift.tt/2KkDH...
People have children to recreate the family they lose over the years; an opposite family tree will develop as you get older.
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Submitted November 22, 2020 at 05:12AM by jmm4444 https://ift.tt/3342j...
Reproduction in the world of the Matrix
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Submitted November 22, 2020 at 05:12AM by zatch17 https://ift.tt/2IX4v...
Cetaceans (e.g. whales, dolphins) are an exception because they are mammals and they can't yawn
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Submitted November 22, 2020 at 05:13AM by shitoupek https://ift.tt/2UQmz...
You never truly know how many brothers and sisters you have
Your parents could have hidden one from you before you were born. They could have had another while you were young and unaware and who knows where that kid is. I think I have one sister but who knows.
Submitted November 22, 2020 at 05:15AM by steelerfaninperu https://ift.tt/3941r...
Bikes are man powered motorcycles
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Submitted November 22, 2020 at 05:19AM by Ashquenthum https://ift.tt/3m6J8...
People really take washing machines for granted.
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Submitted November 22, 2020 at 05:23AM by din7 https://ift.tt/36XgL...
Considering all of the plastic surgery, Michael Jackson's "I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause" is evidence that snitches get stitches.
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Submitted November 22, 2020 at 05:24AM by bluebydoo https://ift.tt/35QgN...
Eyelashes are the least recognized type of hair
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Submitted November 22, 2020 at 05:27AM by jayden_fd https://ift.tt/3fkpn...
Anything outside of your Field of View could be thought of as absolutely dark, or pitch black.
Since we perceive darkness anytime that we sense no light or a very limited amount of light, anything outside of our field of vision could be considered as true darkness because no light from that area stimulates our retina. So it’s kind of analogous to when you play with a flashlight and then a cone of area lights up, just the cone of light is our...
The number 13 and 8 in digital font look the same.
The numbers 13 and 8 look the same in digital font, the 13 is just scrunched up.
Submitted November 22, 2020 at 05:29AM by rhymnocerus1 https://ift.tt/3lULh...
You are created when two of your relatives had sex.
But they are unrelated themselves.
Conclusion: your parents.
Submitted November 22, 2020 at 05:30AM by Super_ACF https://ift.tt/3fm0m...
Every child is brainwashed by their parents.
Was watching a documentary about how someone abducted a child and brainwasher her, but every childhood is brainwashing to be part of the group in a way.
Submitted November 22, 2020 at 05:32AM by 43rd_username https://ift.tt/3nMAu...
If there exists a Yo-Yo Ma there must also be a Yo-Yo Pa
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Submitted November 22, 2020 at 05:40AM by SelfDerecatingTumor https://ift.tt/35ShR...
Garbage bags are the only things with no job but to be thrown out
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Submitted November 22, 2020 at 05:42AM by LivingLivid123 https://ift.tt/3kT65...
It’s not because we don’t know the pain that we don’t feel empathy, it’s because we forgot how it feels to suffer from that pain.
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Submitted November 21, 2020 at 07:34AM by McFish699 https://ift.tt/2KlfM...
Marketing psychologists could've radically changed mankind for the better but instead, most of them dedicated themselves to things like convincing us that $2.99 is a better deal than $3.00
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Submitted November 21, 2020 at 07:36AM by vexed_chexmix https://ift.tt/334qW...
Adults shouldn't be blaming children and teens for relying on technology because their generation was the one that invented technology
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Submitted November 21, 2020 at 07:39AM by Spruce_Plank https://ift.tt/3lRgY...
If you have a dream about you're future children, you're putting a random child's/persons face on your child
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Submitted November 21, 2020 at 05:59AM by EmoPanda250711 https://ift.tt/3nLGl...
Getting 94% on a test feels better than 100% because it shows that the test was a challenge and wasnt easy.
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Submitted November 21, 2020 at 06:01AM by Numbnipples4u https://ift.tt/35Rg1...
Every single human is born with their own personal, easily identifiable serial number.
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Submitted November 21, 2020 at 06:02AM by XT-356 https://ift.tt/392aM...
You're probably better than most people at all the games you own.
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Submitted November 21, 2020 at 06:07AM by godfishthe6th https://ift.tt/3kODO...
One day Saturn and Jupiter will get close enough to the sun to support life
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Submitted November 21, 2020 at 06:08AM by Idkawesome https://ift.tt/3lRut...
If people were more honest about how they actually are when someone asks them, a lot less people would feel lonely or like no one cares.
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Submitted November 21, 2020 at 06:13AM by CarbonM6 https://ift.tt/3kQMT...
There is no longer a place for people who don’t want to argue or debate
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Submitted November 21, 2020 at 06:16AM by LeadPrevenger https://ift.tt/3pNdJ...
A thousand years have passed since Jupiter and Saturn overlapped but we get to watch it in December!
EDIT: Got the "last time occurred" wrong: it was 1623, only 500 years.
Submitted November 21, 2020 at 06:18AM by David-Diron https://ift.tt/3kSAx...
Mayflies are some of nature's unreliable creatures.
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Submitted November 21, 2020 at 06:18AM by Nickmell https://ift.tt/35S1M...
Farts are your body’s Marketing and Comms team launching a new product.
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Submitted November 21, 2020 at 06:20AM by TheGrazer https://ift.tt/36VUH...
"You look younger than your age" could either be insulting or complimentary, depending on your age.
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Submitted November 21, 2020 at 06:22AM by yellow_hibiscus https://ift.tt/332WV...
It must be very frustrating trying to put on skin tight jeans with an ankle monitor.
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Submitted November 21, 2020 at 06:24AM by doreadthis https://ift.tt/2ULlR...
People can tell you more about what 'they' do than tell you who 'they' are and what 'their' goals are.
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Submitted November 21, 2020 at 06:24AM by RRebo https://ift.tt/3nIp1...
If you add 'Space' at the start of any job title, it makes it sound at least a little cooler.
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Submitted November 21, 2020 at 06:25AM by Dylvision https://ift.tt/3fgn8...
The ticking of a clock is the most universally recognisable and appropriate sound of mankind.
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Submitted November 21, 2020 at 06:28AM by obviously_discarded https://ift.tt/3kQgG...
When you're taking the bus, you can probably see at least one person that you've already seen before on the bus
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Submitted November 21, 2020 at 06:30AM by lilo910 https://ift.tt/331Ja...
Many colors are traditional surnames while others sound ridiculous.
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Submitted November 21, 2020 at 06:31AM by urosrgn https://ift.tt/3m3jd...
It’s crazy how just being barefoot can make you get way too much unwanted attention in a public place
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Submitted November 21, 2020 at 06:34AM by FlickyFlames https://ift.tt/3fjwc...
There are so many things in the world that a person can eat only once before dying.
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Submitted November 21, 2020 at 06:35AM by demonslayer9911 https://ift.tt/3946L...
When humans colonize other celestial bodies, running outside without a spacesuit will be the new Polar Plunge
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Submitted November 21, 2020 at 06:38AM by imightbethewalrus3 https://ift.tt/2UOvB...
Commercials with a parrot have a human mimicking a parrot mimicking a human.
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Submitted November 20, 2020 at 06:36AM by DanGabriel https://ift.tt/36V4O...
The future is going to have more bicycles than flying cars.
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Submitted November 20, 2020 at 06:36AM by victor_knight https://ift.tt/38Y6U...
Bench pressing is inverted push-ups
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Submitted November 20, 2020 at 06:38AM by a_printer https://ift.tt/3lOQQ...
If the brain is a man, inspiration is his hobby.
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Submitted November 20, 2020 at 05:06AM by PhD3DP https://ift.tt/3kIQy...
A two star review looks worse than a one star review.
One star reviews are often for non-arrival, a defective product, etc. or people just lashing out. A two star review implies it probably worked as intended, the reviewer gave it a fair shot, but it still sucks.
Submitted November 20, 2020 at 05:07AM by ViolateCausality https://ift.tt/38W5N...
Knee holes in jeans are cool, knee holes in jogging pants are trashy.
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Submitted November 20, 2020 at 05:12AM by Tad_Ekoms https://ift.tt/38Zrg...
Milkman and milkmaid are actually two different professions, it’s not just a difference in gender.
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Submitted November 20, 2020 at 05:14AM by MGreenMN https://ift.tt/38YZq...
Women can be cruel
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Submitted November 20, 2020 at 05:18AM by kendebvious https://ift.tt/3kOVw...
The difference between a bully and a quiet kid is usually if they choose to use their emotions against others.
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Submitted November 20, 2020 at 05:19AM by Monsdote https://ift.tt/3fi1f...
The one kid in class that got the brown egg was destined to get pulled over by the cops.
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Submitted November 20, 2020 at 05:20AM by invertedparadX https://ift.tt/36Rpx...
2 hours of video games is cool; 8 hours of video games is not cool.
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Submitted November 20, 2020 at 05:22AM by PhD3DP https://ift.tt/330mZ...
The cleaner the room, the harder to find stuff.
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Submitted November 20, 2020 at 05:23AM by PhD3DP https://ift.tt/3pH6C...
The bees are coming to attack us l . Thet will are from THE FAR TO..
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Submitted November 20, 2020 at 05:24AM by VVVictor7 https://ift.tt/3feyQ...
Dogs have it good. They won't go to jail for being out wearing nothing but a collar
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Submitted November 20, 2020 at 05:25AM by heyheynoneedtoshare https://ift.tt/35MvO...
Working Out is the socially acceptable way to hurt yourself
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Submitted November 20, 2020 at 05:27AM by King_Harold54 https://ift.tt/2UGfZ...
Schrodinger's Bag: everyone is trying to get the bag, but no one wants to be left holding the bag.
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Submitted November 20, 2020 at 05:28AM by CoryVictorious https://ift.tt/3pNj0...
No STOP THE BEES THEY ARE WILL WAS AAAAAAA
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Submitted November 20, 2020 at 05:29AM by VVVictor7 https://ift.tt/36Skl...
An eraser with a bomb implanted in it can erase anything.
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Submitted November 20, 2020 at 05:30AM by Cool-Dank_Kid https://ift.tt/3lOye...
Tater tots are fried bites of mashed potatoes
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Submitted November 20, 2020 at 05:31AM by cborom02 https://ift.tt/3lNje...
They’re, we’re, and you’re, sound completely different than their, where and your.
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Submitted November 20, 2020 at 05:31AM by NakedKittyAlucard https://ift.tt/2HhjK...
Dave Chappelle's voice has changed drastically from his early stand up and no one talks about it.
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Submitted November 20, 2020 at 05:33AM by BornToHulaToro https://ift.tt/2KjOK...
Morse code must have been a terrible way to communicate privately back in the day since it was so widely known
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Submitted November 20, 2020 at 05:36AM by Not-an-Ocelot https://ift.tt/3fesl...
the brain is researching itself
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Submitted November 20, 2020 at 05:38AM by bichobrabo https://ift.tt/35MvO...
The second line of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" completely disregards the first.
It's a fucking star.
Submitted November 19, 2020 at 06:34AM by jus10bor https://ift.tt/3kDSG...
Spiders are miniature but terrifying to humans. Miniature humans would probably be even more terrifying to spiders.
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Submitted November 19, 2020 at 06:34AM by ipconfigrenew https://ift.tt/3nvGI...
If you enter a giveaway, the chance to win decreases slightly
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Submitted November 19, 2020 at 06:36AM by FTP-Jade https://ift.tt/35H8s...
Nobody eats sandwiches on Thanksgiving.
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Submitted November 19, 2020 at 04:54AM by Meatwad5 https://ift.tt/3lJm2...
Any satirical statement will find an audience stupid enough to take it seriously.
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Submitted November 19, 2020 at 04:54AM by rubbernipple https://ift.tt/2USBq...
You grow up being told to be decent at many things/be well rounded but then finish the rest of your life pursuing expertise in one thing.
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Submitted November 19, 2020 at 04:55AM by Dinosaurdikslam https://ift.tt/3pEeI...
Even if zombies existed, they probably wouldn’t be able to get out of their coffins to start an uprising, especially if they need brains.
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Submitted November 19, 2020 at 04:58AM by Fiftyset80 https://ift.tt/2IQmf...
First third-wheeler experience is with parents
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Submitted November 19, 2020 at 05:04AM by iambertan https://ift.tt/3pEou...
The NHS is the backbone of the UK!
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Submitted November 19, 2020 at 05:06AM by Independent-Warrior https://ift.tt/3nBgU...
People in the middle ages would probably kill us for witchcraft if they thought we trapped a tiny human named "Alexa" in a small container to do various tasks for us invisibly.
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Submitted November 19, 2020 at 05:07AM by T4N5K1 https://ift.tt/2IN3o...
Tanning places offer fake tans but always have their windows blacked out which causes no sun to get in.
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Submitted November 19, 2020 at 05:08AM by Darkstrike86 https://ift.tt/3fcfB...
Making your bed at night is pointless, unless you have someone visiting or you´re gonna have it photographed
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Submitted November 19, 2020 at 05:11AM by S-Stenk https://ift.tt/2USBp...
Usain Bolt's fastest speed was actually 1714,72km/h
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Submitted November 19, 2020 at 05:12AM by Grandwhish https://ift.tt/2UBQb...
Most people would actually jump off a bridge after all their family and/or friends did because of the amount of emotion and sadness that they would feel in the moment
about the phrase people say "if your friends were to jump off a bridge, would you jump too?"
Submitted November 19, 2020 at 05:12AM by Chepuf https://ift.tt/35J2q...
You can never fill something with emptiness
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Submitted November 19, 2020 at 05:13AM by Dalleuh https://ift.tt/2KbgT...
You are not humble if you consider yourself humble.
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Submitted November 19, 2020 at 05:14AM by Dalleuh https://ift.tt/32WRC...
People who we have no way of contacting again are in a weird way much more important and less forgettable than many people we know that we CAN contact.
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Submitted November 19, 2020 at 05:28AM by Archaven-III https://ift.tt/2HdGA...
Internet Culture is the biggest culture known to mankind.
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Submitted November 19, 2020 at 05:30AM by mumbojumbocandy https://ift.tt/38VJ3...
For centuries, throwing a fully clothed, unaware person in the water as a form fun was completely normal. With the advent of cell phones, it has lost all the emotion.
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Submitted November 19, 2020 at 05:33AM by OmarLitttle https://ift.tt/36Un1...
(Almost) all fairytales take place in a forest.
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Submitted November 19, 2020 at 05:37AM by ioa99 https://ift.tt/3fdEL...
There’s probably plenty of people only familiar with 21st century Robert Downey Jr. and therefore assume he is a British actor.
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Submitted November 19, 2020 at 05:37AM by moonpies4everyone https://ift.tt/3kJQ8...
The world has become a caricature of itself
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Submitted November 19, 2020 at 05:37AM by Marmar79 https://ift.tt/2UGXY...
Dogs are reverse archaeologists
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Submitted November 19, 2020 at 05:38AM by SwarleyPebbles https://ift.tt/3fjA5...
YouTuber casts every Alphastar replay released by the DeepMind project. The final cast is a Grandmaster Zerg player versus AlphaStar Terran.
https://youtu.be/0hr5DTvsdcU
Submitted November 18, 2020 at 06:04AM by Zentho https://ift.tt/3nsoU...
The Ballad of Crowfoot - NFB
https://youtu.be/l-32jc58bgI
Submitted November 18, 2020 at 06:08AM by Bobmarleymarl https://ift.tt/2Kk3d...
A pink tale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pD7MXQfdqU
Submitted November 18, 2020 at 06:18AM by Icanceli https://ift.tt/3fbee...
Switching people's computer background to the Blue Screen Of Death image is good fun that isn't utilized anywhere near enough
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Submitted November 18, 2020 at 04:45AM by hateeverythingnow https://ift.tt/36LtZ...
Imaginary numbers, aren’t actually very imaginary, in fact they’re quite real.
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Submitted November 18, 2020 at 04:46AM by Avthony https://ift.tt/3pCK7...
For how often we see people buying the bar a round of drinks in movies you never see it happen in real life
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Submitted November 18, 2020 at 04:49AM by 0ndra https://ift.tt/2UBxS...
If the human species was a female dominant species the word fuck would not exist.
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Submitted November 18, 2020 at 04:54AM by Popfizz1606 https://ift.tt/32Vct...
We all act like its fine when a girl is named Mercedes. But if a boy is named Bentley, he’s probably a spoiled brat.
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Submitted November 18, 2020 at 04:55AM by maxwelltripp https://ift.tt/38PiY...
autocorrect is that kid in class who very confidently yells out wrong answers
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Submitted November 18, 2020 at 05:00AM by invertedparadX https://ift.tt/35FDN...
Back in the gym. Feeling like one of the bro’s again. Look in the mirror. Far from a bro with these man tits.
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Submitted November 18, 2020 at 05:02AM by Kjpr13 https://ift.tt/3lMzn...
Most people think they’d do anything to take a trip to the moon, yet refuse to make much smaller sacrifices in order to fulfill much more realistic dreams.
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Submitted November 18, 2020 at 05:08AM by PenguinWithAglock https://ift.tt/38Zzr...
A website builder website once had to be created by using a website builder website.
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Submitted November 18, 2020 at 05:12AM by Skystalker512 https://ift.tt/3pOdf...
Because of babies, pregnant people, and people who are polydactyly, the average number of bones in humans is always above 206
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Submitted November 18, 2020 at 05:16AM by ListedKIA https://ift.tt/3kGtW...
The guy who said you're fired gets fired by millions of people.
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Submitted November 18, 2020 at 05:16AM by wizecrafter https://ift.tt/3pDVo...
Surviving veterans have an infinite K/D ratio
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Submitted November 18, 2020 at 05:17AM by VyrusReign https://ift.tt/32Qc5...
Two pieces of bread on opposite sides of the Earth makes an Earth sandwich, but one tortilla anywhere makes an Earth taco
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Submitted November 18, 2020 at 05:20AM by jacjson9 https://ift.tt/35FDD...
No container at your grandma's house ever has the original product in it. If you can't sew then don't even ask for cookies.
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Submitted November 18, 2020 at 05:22AM by invertedparadX https://ift.tt/36IiF...
The song Counting Stars could easily be about joining a cult
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Submitted November 18, 2020 at 05:33AM by eckg https://ift.tt/2IQGG...
There can never be an odd number of chicken wings in a fresh pack of wings
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Submitted November 18, 2020 at 05:34AM by ThatOneTrollFri3nd https://ift.tt/3nvie...
We all try and learn from our mistakes. But it still sucks to make them.
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Submitted November 18, 2020 at 05:34AM by soUnholy https://ift.tt/32Qf0...
Jeopardy! is the only game show where you can be smarter than a 5th grader and still get answers wrong
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Submitted November 18, 2020 at 05:35AM by ResidentRunner1 https://ift.tt/2HbzA...
According to Sirius, All purebloods are related by blood. Therefore, it is safe to assume that James Potter and Arthur Weasley are related by blood. The scariest part is, Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley are therefore related by blood.
This just went from Harry Potter to Alabama real quick.
Submitted November 18, 2020 at 05:38AM by IcyFlameCoc https://ift.tt/3f9rl...
All women are the exact same.
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Submitted November 18, 2020 at 05:38AM by ConvictedHorseRapist https://ift.tt/38Vz6...
Van Halen cutting Onions without asking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI3aPJkZmNU
Submitted November 17, 2020 at 06:14AM by BloxSlot https://ift.tt/3pC7C...
Man Stabbed With a Sword. Extraordinary footage of Mirin Dajo being stabbed right through his body with a sword. He became famous in the 1940s for piercing his body with swords and all other kinds of objects. Apparently he did it without injury and he astounded the medics at the time.
https://youtu.be/LMyvdKOISsw
Submitted November 17, 2020 at 06:20AM by Specific_Individual https://ift.tt/2ILqx...
American Psychosis - Chris Hedges on the US empire of narcissism and psychopathy
https://youtu.be/Vpkz6GMsJ1g
Submitted November 17, 2020 at 06:25AM by RestlessAmbivert https://ift.tt/3ntjE...
Every breath is the last breath up untill that point in your life
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Submitted November 17, 2020 at 05:06AM by lonely-monk https://ift.tt/32O3i...
Disinfect is not the opposite of infect
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Submitted November 17, 2020 at 05:06AM by neidhardterik https://ift.tt/3lCyc...
Vegetables aren't vegan friendly, as decomposed animals are turned into soil and that soil is used to grow vegetables.
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Submitted November 17, 2020 at 05:08AM by Louis_But_Defective https://ift.tt/35zjZ...
A lawnmower is a vacuum for your grass
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Submitted November 17, 2020 at 05:12AM by jhenderson_90 https://ift.tt/3kCia...
Dogs’ sense of smell is 100,000 better than humans and their farts smell 100 times worse than humans’ so their farts smell ten million times worse to them than ours do to us.
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Submitted November 17, 2020 at 05:16AM by sofaking_nuts https://ift.tt/2H868...
Dads tell cheesey jokes because cheese gets better with age.
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Submitted November 17, 2020 at 05:18AM by Djanghost https://ift.tt/35GS5...
If you microwave a knife, it will be easier to cut cold butter.
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Submitted November 17, 2020 at 05:20AM by VVVictor7 https://ift.tt/38Q0F...
The villain of ratatouille was really just a chef worried about health codes.
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Submitted November 17, 2020 at 05:21AM by always_ella_15 https://ift.tt/38V8G...
George Washington died before Dinosaurs were even discovered
George Wahington died in 1799, and the first dinosaur fossils were discovered in the early 1800's
Submitted November 17, 2020 at 05:21AM by Danbuys https://ift.tt/38ObT...
People usually categorize dark-skinned people as "black" when not every one of them is dark enough to be black.
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Submitted November 17, 2020 at 05:21AM by SadFire1 https://ift.tt/2IH8I...
Spaceship Launch commentators sound incredibly unenthusiastic about something that is far more dangerous, difficult and uncommon than the sports other commentators get to talk about.
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Submitted November 17, 2020 at 05:21AM by StormOfTheVoid https://ift.tt/32TbV...
Phones will probably go back to using fingerprints to unlock than updating facial recognition technology.
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Submitted November 17, 2020 at 05:28AM by boricimo https://ift.tt/3pC4c...
People often ask "how have you been" but you're weird if you ask "how are you being"
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Submitted November 17, 2020 at 05:30AM by R3dGecko https://ift.tt/3nx4n...
Technically everything is okay (i.e. rape, stealing, murder, etc) because society dictates everything so nothing really matters and there is not right or wrong its just based on what you think is right.
Example: If vikings thought rape and conquest was okay 500 years ago, 500 years in the future although highly unlikely humans might call us wimps because we wanted peace the way we call vikings barbaric because they liked conquest, and because rape and conquest are the thing of the future and will say that we were not as advanced therefore their views...
Ifyoukillsomeonetheirghostwillhauntyouand turn off your spacebar randomly.
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Submitted November 17, 2020 at 05:32AM by VVVictor7 https://ift.tt/3lBN4...
Crying looks a lot more sad when the person crying tries to keep their composure
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Submitted November 17, 2020 at 05:34AM by cstein123 https://ift.tt/2INah...
Dogs identify each other with the smell of their butthole.
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Submitted November 17, 2020 at 05:34AM by VVVictor7 https://ift.tt/2IHTq...
there’s not a synonym for book
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Submitted November 17, 2020 at 05:34AM by XspxceX https://ift.tt/3kAxy...
In quantum physics nothing matters, but nothing matters.
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Submitted November 17, 2020 at 05:37AM by DarkSword_X https://ift.tt/36JIm...
Smal butt problem, got small but and want bog butt,, easy solve. Step on get air pump, step too stick air pump in right butcheek , pump. Step thrre put pump in left butt cheek,, pump ,, no more small but.
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Submitted November 17, 2020 at 05:38AM by VVVictor7 https://ift.tt/32QlO...
The more you lose at the knife game, the easier it gets to win
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Submitted November 16, 2020 at 06:31AM by jojigzseth https://ift.tt/3lz0G...
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Submitted November 16, 2020 at 06:32AM by Flow_Dry https://ift.tt/32M4X...
If we colonize Mars, it will likely become a vacation hot spot for the rich and celebrities long before the general public can visit.
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Submitted November 16, 2020 at 06:35AM by thetwelfthmagician https://ift.tt/3f2pU...
Being able to tolerate our face in the mirror is probably one of the highest form of self acceptance.
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Submitted November 16, 2020 at 05:04AM by GreenSatellites https://ift.tt/2Uw4g...
On average, everyone has less than one set of genitals
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Submitted November 16, 2020 at 05:04AM by Lord0fTheAss https://ift.tt/3f21U...
One of the good things about a fast beating heart is that it lets you know you’re alive
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Submitted November 16, 2020 at 05:05AM by Avthony https://ift.tt/3kDLG...
Vampires can’t actually suck you dry. The blood of a dead person is toxic to them so they would have to stop drinking before you die or so would they
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Submitted November 16, 2020 at 05:11AM by drwhogirl_97 https://ift.tt/2KcKS...
A glass rocket only breaks when you light it.
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Submitted November 16, 2020 at 05:12AM by MattOnePointO https://ift.tt/2UuPr...
Animals probably have accents like humans do
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Submitted November 16, 2020 at 05:12AM by Not-an-Ocelot https://ift.tt/3kBpW...
After you beat a level in Dr. Mario, his patients probably die of a pill overdose. Hence making him a murderer.
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Submitted November 16, 2020 at 05:13AM by BlazingFlame266 https://ift.tt/3lBjz...
Before Mirrors were invented, most people died without knowing what they looked like
They would only know by asking someone else, by looking at their blurry reflection in the water, or if they were rich enough, by hiring a painter who would do draw their portrait.
Submitted November 16, 2020 at 05:14AM by chimaeking https://ift.tt/2IG5Y...
Nothing will throw you off quite like grabbing a twisty pen and thinking it's a clicky pen.
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Submitted November 16, 2020 at 05:15AM by jlmckelvey91 https://ift.tt/32Nr3...
The first teacher ever probably never went to school
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Submitted November 16, 2020 at 05:17AM by EmeraldHorse02 https://ift.tt/2IGWW...
We always feel bad for the prey, but we never feel good for the predator.
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Submitted November 16, 2020 at 05:19AM by ezanchi https://ift.tt/2Iw7t...
Don't be afraid of the first A.I. to pass the Turing Test, fear the A.I. that deliberately fails it.
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Submitted November 16, 2020 at 05:19AM by Mumblix_Grumph https://ift.tt/32Qft...
The inventor of sarcasm had to explain to people that he was insulting them.
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Submitted November 16, 2020 at 05:24AM by Not-an-Ocelot https://ift.tt/3nqEI...
The winning system in the games is partially the same as the one the ancient Romans used in the colosseums.
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Submitted November 16, 2020 at 05:24AM by Spilfw https://ift.tt/36zrO...
Two people across the entire globe can be staring right at each other, if they both orient their heads in the correct direction.
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Submitted November 16, 2020 at 05:27AM by SquatWithSemechki https://ift.tt/2K6n8...
If you go to the North Pole and put a piece of bread on the ground while a friend does the same thing at the South Pole, we can all enjoy a nice Earth sandwich.
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Submitted November 16, 2020 at 05:31AM by PresidentMixin https://ift.tt/2K88p...
Nursing homes in the future will need to have video games from these times for old folks with Alzheimer who love video games but only remember the old ones
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Submitted November 16, 2020 at 05:33AM by tomj0rdan https://ift.tt/3eZka...
A bell is a cup until it is struck.
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Submitted November 16, 2020 at 05:33AM by PresidentMixin https://ift.tt/38ST6...
Nextgen launches were literally IRL battle royales
There's bots winning that haven't been patched, there's pay to win options (scalpers) and we're the players
Submitted November 16, 2020 at 05:34AM by Angrywienerz69 https://ift.tt/3eZIV...
Purposely staying at sea level while complaining about the sea level rising is probably the most counter-intuitive thing you can possibly do.
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Submitted November 16, 2020 at 05:35AM by PlumbGame https://ift.tt/3pzB1...
In the DC universe there probably exists a vibrator that has the speed of the Flash.
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Submitted November 15, 2020 at 06:27AM by NeonJackie84 https://ift.tt/3lzCH...
man shits in a plastic bag explosively then places the plastic bag on their head and then tightens it.
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Submitted November 15, 2020 at 06:28AM by Plus-Staff https://ift.tt/3ptYd...
Technically, evaporated milk is condensed milk
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Submitted November 15, 2020 at 06:39AM by etno2 https://ift.tt/2Iz4B...
Donatello from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles can block lazer beams using a wooden stick.
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Submitted November 15, 2020 at 05:11AM by MineOPhobia https://ift.tt/32HuR...
The world would have been a very different place if the slave trades never happened.
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Submitted November 15, 2020 at 05:12AM by Anthonybrose https://ift.tt/3lz7F...
Dr. Doofenshmirtz's Inator-inator could just have been a 3D printer.
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Submitted November 15, 2020 at 05:13AM by Fluffydress https://ift.tt/2UuKM...
Calling peeing on people "watersports" has probably resulted in a lot of vacation misunderstandings
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Submitted November 15, 2020 at 05:13AM by admiralshittydick https://ift.tt/3puaK...
People who fish for fun are sadistic. First you stab a worm multiple times then drown it in water. Then you wait for a fish to bite it in half. You then yank and stab the fish and slowly suffocate it. Maybe danglenit for a picture. Then you hurl it back into the water like nothing happened.
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Submitted November 15, 2020 at 05:13AM by rdh24 https://ift.tt/3nsuZ...
You can blow your birthday candles out with your nose, but you might get some weird looks.
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Submitted November 15, 2020 at 05:16AM by Nightshark13 https://ift.tt/3lwQk...
If anime characters became real most would probably have the same breathing issues that pugs do.
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Submitted November 15, 2020 at 05:18AM by NormalRowa https://ift.tt/2K4fz...
The future is here, we are already telling stories of how we use to just show up at friends houses to hang out.
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Submitted November 15, 2020 at 05:18AM by ibpenquin https://ift.tt/3f1zm...
Porn actually has healthier body standards than Hollywood.
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Submitted November 15, 2020 at 05:19AM by Vic_Ginger https://ift.tt/2H82G...
Most people who plant trees don’t get to see them grow.
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Submitted November 15, 2020 at 05:26AM by ZaraBearTheAwesome08 https://ift.tt/3pFt2...
We wouldn't have such a organ shortage if more places were opt out instead of opt in.
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Submitted November 15, 2020 at 05:27AM by Brynja_Gnoll https://ift.tt/3kvqv...
The AA being fat is one of the most ignored issues.
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Submitted November 15, 2020 at 05:27AM by Super_ACF https://ift.tt/3pqqZ...
The reason you see a lot of old and modern architecture in European towns is probably because large sections of the town were destroyed in WWII.
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Submitted November 15, 2020 at 05:27AM by unicodePicasso https://ift.tt/2ICUC...
you will never be able to beat yourself in hand-to-hand combat
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Submitted November 15, 2020 at 05:29AM by NowaiiA https://ift.tt/3f2kk...
Anthills, bird nests, bee hives etc. aren’t technically nature, as they are structures.
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Submitted November 15, 2020 at 05:32AM by ninjabellybutt https://ift.tt/3kBJk...
If you are high and eating, you are multitasking.
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Submitted November 15, 2020 at 05:33AM by Geewane https://ift.tt/3lL4R...
Tom and Jerry is child friendly, but it is one of the most violent cartoons ever.
All the violence is slapstick.
Submitted November 15, 2020 at 05:34AM by Super_ACF https://ift.tt/3lK3S...
If men were turned into women for 24 hours they would feel up their boobs and finger themselves
And if women were turned into men for 24 hours they would understand why men were so obsessed with jerking off.
Submitted November 15, 2020 at 05:35AM by invertedparadX https://ift.tt/2IFOJ...
Europe is a big peninsula with smaller peninsulas with their own smaller peninsulas.
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Submitted November 15, 2020 at 05:36AM by Underminus_Online https://ift.tt/3lsNn...
Many popular songs are about drugs, which sort of indirectly proves that bad choices can sometimes lead to success.
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Submitted November 15, 2020 at 05:36AM by chewy150 https://ift.tt/3ntCF...
The shelves in the refrigerator are hipsters. They were there before it was cool.
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Submitted November 14, 2020 at 05:26AM by facepalminghomer https://ift.tt/3kvjz...
Medical records are the CarFax of Humans.
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Submitted November 14, 2020 at 05:31AM by SpatialPigeon https://ift.tt/3f0c2...
Everything you own will one day be considered vintage
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Submitted November 14, 2020 at 05:34AM by owwnwrrght1 https://ift.tt/3eZ1L...
Drop dead Fred is a movie title we've all said who's seen it. But we've never said it in the way the woman would (Drop dead, Fred).
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Submitted November 14, 2020 at 05:35AM by lukasday88 https://ift.tt/38FXB...
You have probably spent more of your life sitting in a red light then you have in family get togethers and family vacations combined
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Submitted November 14, 2020 at 05:36AM by mastermind616 https://ift.tt/32Ihk...
The whole point of business is to accumulate power.
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Submitted November 14, 2020 at 05:42AM by foxglove618 https://ift.tt/3ks5O...
Kate Mara Did Not Have a Good Time on 'Fantastic Four'
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Submitted November 14, 2020 at 04:39AM by Gotham_Ashes https://ift.tt/35vGm...
Horizon Line trailer - STX Films - Airplane disaster thriller
https://youtu.be/MFgihXtiWbE
Submitted November 14, 2020 at 04:46AM by haunthorror https://ift.tt/32ZNG...
Which Would You Pick? And Why?
If you were a tv actor who wanted to become a film actor, would you want most of your movie works on your filmography to be box office Bombs yet critically acclaimed or box office successes yet critical disdain? Let’s say you got two Emmys and you branch out to do movies. Would be in an indie directed by a debut director that makes chump change yet...
Canvass Print of "Night of the Hunter" Poster!
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Submitted November 14, 2020 at 04:52AM by tommysplanet https://ift.tt/2UrzK...
Dead Heat is great
Caught this on Amazon Prime and it was really fun. It's like a police procedural mixed with Evil Dead. It doesn't take itself very seriously so I can forgive some of the things that don't make sense. It's just trying to be campy fun. There is a sequence that takes place inside a Chinese restaurant and it features some truly gnarly effects. There is...
Rebecca (2020)
Has anyone else watched this on Netflix? I've never seen the Alfred Hitchcock original, so I don't have a comparison. The film was "decent." It could have been better. It felt a little drawn out. The big highlight of the film was the performance of Kristin Scott Thomas. It was so good to see her again, and she left me wishing she would work more in...
Mel Gibson’s “Fatman” Is A Great Argument For Cancel Culture
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Submitted November 14, 2020 at 05:25AM by Sisiwakanamaru https://ift.tt/2UoHU...
What was the best hug you've ever received in your life?
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Submitted November 14, 2020 at 04:34AM by IN_A_WUHAN_LAB https://ift.tt/36ybt...
Is eating a girl out after cumming in her a common thing?
I've heard guys do it but im wondering what others experiences are in regards to this act. And do guys like the taste of their cum or they just don't care?
Submitted November 14, 2020 at 04:43AM by tbowen446 https://ift.tt/3nfCf...
Ideas for a perfect world?
Hi everyone! Im a normal guy that think sometimes about this topic. What if we all unite. I'll try to be simple: post a comment with your idea based in your life and enviroment, what you see daily as a person of the world. I post some ideas as a example:
First of all, human race, no frontiers, you are citizen of the world. Countrys are only the...
Is committing suicide because of politics a good idea?
I'm a 20/yo republican, there is no future for me really. Its over. The way the World is going, the craziness, all the liberal laws that have been passed and stuff like that. Now, with the fraud of the past few weeks and the silencing of those who are not republicans, well, I feel like it's over. I think suicide is a good option because the world...
Question for TikTok experts!
Hello everyone. I am fairly new to TikTok (1 month).
I posted a lot of videos where my comments, shares and likes are great (or so I think).
You can see here a video which I think did well, but it died in views quickly. Only one of my videos went above 60k all the other under 2.
I just want to understand if there is something I’m missing (I notice...
Would being in a plane that breaks apart due to extreme turbulence be terrifying, fun, or both?
There was a jet airliner that flew way too close behind a jumbo jet. The jumbo jet produced 200 MPH horizontal tornadoes (wake vortices) at its wingtips, which spread out. They hit the other plane at 60-80% of their original strength. This type of turbulence can cause vertical accelerations (up and down bumps) of up to 10 G.
The rotating vortices...
A sugar daddy wants to send me money but they asked me first to give them 50$ as a gift card
Is this a scam?
Submitted November 14, 2020 at 05:20AM by uotdhefak https://ift.tt/38Olt...
Imagine that the brown tail is someone headbanging
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Submitted November 14, 2020 at 04:26AM by BaselJust https://ift.tt/32F1L...
Someone made a boat that looks like a zipper.
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Submitted November 14, 2020 at 04:31AM by pain_in_your_ass https://ift.tt/35s4V...
Enjoy a soothing Adirondack sunset on your Friday evening.
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Submitted November 14, 2020 at 04:54AM by GalaxyZeroOne https://ift.tt/32Ghz...
Sea turtles literally eat jelly fish, so in Finding Nemo the turtles were probably faking being impressed by Marlin and Dory surviving the jellies to be nice.
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Submitted November 13, 2020 at 05:33AM by adamantcondition https://ift.tt/3krDg...
if the last normal day we had was friday the 13th, the second one marks the end of the event chain
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Submitted November 13, 2020 at 05:33AM by Coal_Ore_Steps https://ift.tt/3kpbI...
Haiku is kindergarten rap
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Submitted November 13, 2020 at 05:35AM by FunnyPhrases https://ift.tt/32AnG...
Every language can be interacted with using each of the five senses.
For instance, take Spanish. You can hear Spanish, see Spanish, touch Spanish (like Spanish Braille), taste Spanish (like Spanish food), and smell Spanish (again food I guess).
Submitted November 13, 2020 at 05:38AM by jpkennedy518 https://ift.tt/35qFb...
AOL Instant Messenger was the purest form of communication.
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Submitted November 13, 2020 at 05:40AM by MorsesTheHorse https://ift.tt/32H9I...
It is very hard to sympathize for anyone, even yourself, when you don’t presently feel the exact pain that someone was in.
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Submitted November 13, 2020 at 05:41AM by McFish699 https://ift.tt/3nnxx...
Autofill is an expression of your subconscious.
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Submitted November 13, 2020 at 05:42AM by MorsesTheHorse https://ift.tt/3pqiR...
Technically, every xbox is a series x
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Submitted November 13, 2020 at 05:42AM by RhoastedGhost https://ift.tt/3lqiG...
Wow! Six minutes underwater with a single breath. Well done Kate Winslet 👏how long can you hold your breath? :)
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Submitted November 13, 2020 at 04:30AM by ATomasson https://ift.tt/3eVdQ...
Help with analysis of scene from La Isla Minima (Marshland)
For a college module I have to analyse a scene but I'm not entirely sure what to say for it. The questions I've been given for the analysis of the scene are; How important do you think the landscape and fauna are? Do you think that this scene can be conceived of as realist? Why do you think that the director filmed the scene this way? How do the cinematography...
Highlander (1986)
This is one of the strangest over the top 80s movies I think I’ve seen yet. I’m not sure how I feel about it. The main character is very unappealing to me and I just continue to think about him as Raiden. Is this movie supposed to be a cult classic? I had actually never heard of it until I saw it on Amazon prime and decided to give it a go. It has...
Why does the tongue in my shoe go to the side?
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Submitted November 13, 2020 at 04:34AM by Riccidicky https://ift.tt/32EtV...
‘Wonder Woman’ May Go to HBO Max Shortly After Theater Opening
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Submitted November 13, 2020 at 05:21AM by chanma50 https://ift.tt/2K2Ya...
Should I do it or not
So basically it the same thing as : https://www.reddit.com/r/ask/comments/jezb11/how_can_a_16year_old_make_enouth_money_legally_to/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share.
So i "found" a job that payes really good but seems shady I need some advice. So It would be acting as storage man I don't really know the real name but basically it's I have...
Can being depressed cause pleasureless sex/orgasms? (No feeling in orgasms)
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Submitted November 13, 2020 at 04:47AM by RichMan_24 https://ift.tt/2UoF3...
‘Wonder Woman’ May Go to HBO Max Shortly After Theater Opening
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Submitted November 13, 2020 at 05:21AM by Jeffmister https://ift.tt/3lDVc...
Is it wires to do push-ups in public?
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Submitted November 13, 2020 at 04:52AM by EldurArni_27 https://ift.tt/2IuCi...
Queen and Slim BUZZ
This movie is free to stream right now on HBO. I am only 20 minutes in and it has been the most relevant and riveting film Ive seen in years. The fact that there was no buzz about this film when it was released is insane. Borderline a crime. Sort of like the crimes police in America commit on a very regular basis but nobody with influence seems to...
Who wants to destroy me?
I don't like animals
I believe animal rights are stupid
I don't smoke, drink, or do drugs
I don't really care for music
I don't think that cutting is cool
I don't think that morals are tied to laws
DESTROY ME!!!
Submitted November 13, 2020 at 04:56AM by weirdepressed https://ift.tt/2UnxA...
Should i get minion run game
Should i get minion run game
Submitted November 13, 2020 at 04:58AM by tooDumb_forSchool https://ift.tt/3eRca...
Digital art programs for a digital art tablet?
YOLO! So, long story short (or as short as it can be), I received my first art tablet in the mail just recently. I've done some research about it and I've found some digital art programs I thought would work. Only problem... My computer doesn't have internet access, and my phone does. So I have to download the desktop version of the app through my...
Any spare PSN gift cards?
I'm basically just going out on a whim and asking if anyone got any spare gift cards I could get. If there is anyone like that out there, thanks
Submitted November 13, 2020 at 05:18AM by beggardian https://ift.tt/36xXg...
An Interesting Fellow
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Submitted November 13, 2020 at 04:38AM by Kaplan_Dinkers https://ift.tt/36zaE...
Mission Impossible (1996) is the first gritty reboot, change my mind.
Taking a goofy 60s TV show and turning it into a movie where most of the main cast dies in the first 40 minutes is the definition of gritty. Then add in some of the realism (such as it is) they tried to to put in, such as Hunt's having trouble with the wind on top of the train, and you have Batman Begins before Chris Nolan.
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Why the hell can't we create polls?
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Why “Mulholland Drive” is my favorite mystery film of all time.
This is largely a matter of personal taste, but I wanted to see if anyone shares the same feelings. (No spoilers ahead.)
Lynch’s Mulholland Drive, for me, hits a “mystery sweet spot” like no other film. It emanates a sense of neo-noir mystery in its purest and most beautiful form.
During the most of the film, you don’t even know what the real mystery...
JP Richards, WW Marketing Co-President At Warner Bros Will Exit Studio In WarnerMedia Restructuring - "Among the movies he worked most closely on are Joker, Crazy Rich Asians, Aquaman, They Shall Not Grow Old, Mad Max Fury Road and A Star Is Born."
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Submitted November 12, 2020 at 05:14AM by rageofthegods https://ift.tt/2UmUQ...
A trailer for the film “The Exigency” - it’s like a PS2 fever dream.
https://youtu.be/0wR-gcV_rSU
Submitted November 12, 2020 at 05:19AM by DrLee_PHD https://ift.tt/3pmvL...
On November 15th, 2001, Dad surprised me with an Original XBOX system and games on LAUNCH day! This video details that amazing day.
https://youtu.be/McOq3jkrOuo
Submitted November 12, 2020 at 04:26AM by RetroTyGuy https://ift.tt/3eRqS...
"It's Late." - A Short Experimental Horror Film
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeVh6Vq-l4c
Submitted November 12, 2020 at 04:33AM by Oscarman97 https://ift.tt/3klbB...
Audience was expecting a Christian comedian, but instead got a preacher delivering heartfelt testimony. Awkward laughter ensues.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdTddzmIvWA
Submitted November 12, 2020 at 04:42AM by sonickarma https://ift.tt/38H1r...
Pokémon GO Exeggutor Dance
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=004BiFEYPuo
Submitted November 12, 2020 at 04:42AM by PunnyHoomans https://ift.tt/36vwz...
A Veteran's Warning | Smedley Butler
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Submitted November 12, 2020 at 04:44AM by AlarmingAffect0 https://ift.tt/35oew...
My buddy's dad was Santa in this old Circuit City commercial - Miss you Alvin, RIP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFm5LaFryNk
Submitted November 12, 2020 at 04:52AM by ThisIsDadLife https://ift.tt/2IuJd...
School Sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS9o3DOTuws&ab_channel=FatDino
Submitted November 12, 2020 at 04:54AM by kieranman34 https://ift.tt/2GVMF...
Just started a Raft series, what do you guys think?
https://youtu.be/LYsB6WGcsCk
Submitted November 12, 2020 at 04:55AM by oink4me https://ift.tt/3pmv5...
Andy And DeVonn Make Burrata & Langoustine Salads | From the Home Kitchen | Bon Appétit
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Submitted November 12, 2020 at 04:58AM by Cyber_Dolphin_ https://ift.tt/2GQDF...
Still quite new but hey! Who doesn't need an Australian Fight Tier List while they're at home in quarantine!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TO31Tb8hvA
Submitted November 12, 2020 at 05:00AM by Salad_exe https://ift.tt/3peyx...
Four behavior experts interpret Amber Heard's body language during her recent deposition on her relationship with Johnny Depp.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04Cz-uOognU&t=1262s
Submitted November 12, 2020 at 05:07AM by Redsoxzack9 https://ift.tt/3ngfF...
When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong - Dave Chappelle
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Submitted November 12, 2020 at 05:17AM by F0064R https://ift.tt/36vwp...
‘Bogus beggar’ back at it after prison time
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Submitted November 12, 2020 at 05:18AM by i_am_ur_dad https://ift.tt/3ncL6...
Big brains of reddit, this is my first gaming video, please tell me how to be more marketable
https://youtu.be/zJUrIc11CeQ
Submitted November 12, 2020 at 05:21AM by MrScout42 https://ift.tt/3knYu...
It's that time of year... unfortunately
https://youtu.be/sl_cLcoFVv8
Submitted November 12, 2020 at 05:21AM by ShinyDisc0Balls https://ift.tt/3plry...
They've been dying for 20 years now
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Submitted November 12, 2020 at 04:51AM by ccalabrese01 https://ift.tt/3plBD...
Faraday Train: two magnets, one battery, and a coil of bare copper wire are the simple essence of this self propelled craft. [Credit: PhysicsFun]
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Submitted November 12, 2020 at 04:53AM by StcStasi https://ift.tt/35kiM...
Ready for Winter
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Submitted November 12, 2020 at 04:55AM by MonkSk8 https://ift.tt/38Blu...
Everything that can exist, has existed or will exist. Even if it is only in the form of a single thought or concept.
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Submitted November 11, 2020 at 05:39AM by SirCouncil https://ift.tt/3ljTw...
In general, the older we get the less hair style options we have.
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Submitted November 11, 2020 at 05:41AM by terenandceleste https://ift.tt/2UceF...
Pills are on a list of those things that you don’t tell someone they’re a lightweight for not taking enough.
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Submitted November 11, 2020 at 05:43AM by DuztyLipz https://ift.tt/35gvP...
Yoshi probably puts a saddle on in the morning and isn't sure if someone will use it or not.
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Submitted November 11, 2020 at 05:43AM by sully9088 https://ift.tt/3na2c...
Groomsman advice
So my brother is getting married sometime in the middle of next year. I just learned from my mom that he will most likely ask me to be a groomsman. For me personally I just want to go to the wedding and not be involved in it. It’s nothing against him or the girl he is marrying it’s more about the fact that I don’t like anyone that she is friends with....
How do I deal with people shaming my religion?
Hi guys. Just note that I'm putting this on an alt account because I'm too afraid of putting it on my main. Also just a warning, this is a long post.
So on Reddit, there have been multiple times on r/iamatotalpieceofshit in posts and in comments of people saying how Islam is the worst religion, A very violent religion, etc..
I really get offended...
Letter found from December 15th, 1969.
I was leaving work earlier and as I was closing the gate to the building I seen a piece of paper on the ground. I was going to pick it up to throw it in the trash, but as I picked it up I seen it had the date “December 15th, 1969”. Instead of throwing it away I took it home with me and was gonna read it when I got home. Well it’s in a very neat cursive...
How much pressure does it take to kill a nerve?
A nurse was putting pressure on my toe with her finger for around 5-10 seconds while dressing it and it was painful. I didn't say anything because I didn't want to make things awkward. It's an open wound, so it's sensitive and I'm pretty sure the nerves are fragile because of this. I put some pressure on my toe when I got back from the clinic and...
My sister is planning to get me jumped and raped
She is planning on getting her friends and her boyfriend to jump me and rape me. I live with her.
Submitted November 11, 2020 at 05:09AM by NightAir_ https://ift.tt/35ier...
For all the NSFW artists
do you jack off to ur own work or others work
Submitted November 11, 2020 at 05:18AM by slowish_man https://ift.tt/2Indr...
What are some modern horror movie cliches that you dislike?
I've noticed that it's a very popular idea right now in the modern "elevated" horror scene, to deliberately not explain anything about the ghost/demon/monster/killer or show any of the deaths or attacks onscreen. Alot of people are convinced that it's somehow "scarier" if you don't see anything. I disagree with this. Yes, constant exposition dumps...
What is an underrated product that has changed your life?
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Submitted November 11, 2020 at 05:23AM by hogfloyd https://ift.tt/3klrH...
hi
i have autism and spiceal needs i require the use of the papoose board at the dentist because i do not sit still i wiggle alot, the papoose keeps e still and safe it has Velcro straps and hand restraints, and a comfy head pillow , the papoose board my dentist uses is rainbow but they come in blue and many other colors too here's what the wraps look...
What new competencies or skills did you develope during lockdown?
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Submitted November 11, 2020 at 05:30AM by ZlatanKabuto https://ift.tt/36rJT...
Dwayne Johnson And Dany Garcia’s Seven Bucks Productions Rebooting ‘Scorpion King’ For Universal With ‘Straight Outta Compton’ Scribe Jonathan Herman Penning Script
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Submitted November 11, 2020 at 04:47AM by chanma50 https://ift.tt/3pjWi...
That one kids movie
I recently remembered a movie that i had watched when I was a kid, however I do not remember the title and I have tried searching on the internet with the memories I have of it but I have found nothing, but I do remember the plot.
It resolves around a kid who I think is an orphan (but I’m pretty sure he lives with a personal trainer or something like...
trying to run down an old movie. It had a midget in it, in some kind of black suit, the movie went on broadcast TV in the late 90s, midget died from something, someone found "a way out", the window showed only outer space outside.
I really thought it was cube, but it wasn't. Its basically people all trapped in a room together, they start fighting among each other, and the midget eats a poisoned dart at some point, I believe. Someone finds an opening and crawls through it, gets to a window, and they only see dark space outside, as in, being in actual space.
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Olivia Colman to Star in Irish Feel-Good Film 'Joyride'
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Submitted November 11, 2020 at 05:00AM by prsnreddit https://ift.tt/3ndTy...
Mads Mikkelsen to replace Johnny Depp in ‘Fantastic Beasts’
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Submitted November 11, 2020 at 05:12AM by dmh2493 https://ift.tt/2GMFX...
If an Assassin's Creed was rated R, would it have had a better turnout?
I just recently watched this and had mixed feelings. It was meh. Better than most video game movie adaptations I've watched, but still not what I wanted to be. I was thinking if it was rated R, it might've made more noise at the box office back in 2016. The flip side of that coin is that they wouldn't have been able to pull in the underage demographic...
Question
I would like to know the name of this movie.
Film about a prostitute who starts in high school, in one scene she shows her breasts to her school football team. Time passes, he grows up and becomes independent, then he meets a high school girl who is going to live with her, in one scene this girl takes the car and goes out to party, when she returns...
What is Neil Breen’s magnum opus?
Neil Breen is perhaps the most important filmmaker of our age. His movies are the stuff of legend. Citizen Kane? Seven Samurai? The Godfather? All are pig fodder compared to the genius that is BREEN. But what is the best movie made by the Breen Machine? Which of these movies makes you feel like you ascended the slopes of Mount Olympus and drank the...
I am not good with titles.
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Submitted November 11, 2020 at 04:38AM by Werek888 https://ift.tt/35kS8...
ECP is the rap version of Kiss.
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Submitted November 10, 2020 at 05:12AM by Megamind_mega_shlong https://ift.tt/2JTLb...
Dave Chappelle will probably become an historical figure, and we're lucky to experience him as a contemporary.
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Submitted November 10, 2020 at 05:14AM by faster_grenth https://ift.tt/3pluC...
Shaving your head is one way to get rid of hairfall.
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Submitted November 10, 2020 at 05:21AM by dumplingParadoox https://ift.tt/3eJLk...
Mad max + Waterworld = regular planet Earth
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Submitted November 10, 2020 at 05:28AM by Glittering_Brick https://ift.tt/3nlyz...
In the past, devices adding spell-checking. In the future, devices will start adding fact-checking, too.
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Submitted November 10, 2020 at 05:32AM by person_8688 https://ift.tt/3lhL3...
If Oggie Cooder can carve cheese into anything, he can carve a dick out of a block of cheese and screw himself
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Submitted November 10, 2020 at 05:32AM by IcelandSushie https://ift.tt/36jS2...
There are more peanuts in a jar of creamy peanut butter than there are in a jar a crunchy peanut butter
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Submitted November 10, 2020 at 05:32AM by MikeWazowski696969 https://ift.tt/3keMC...
A dystopian future portrays blimps or helicopters constantly surveiling us. But in reality we have satellites doing just the same.
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Submitted November 10, 2020 at 05:34AM by chaoskid42 https://ift.tt/2Ienu...
The O and the 0 keys are precariously close to one another.
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Submitted November 10, 2020 at 05:35AM by NativeSonSF https://ift.tt/3n73n...
The brains of people who are bilingual/multilingual act as translators
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Submitted November 10, 2020 at 05:38AM by shakeil123 https://ift.tt/35d2J...
People who live in big houses / mansions have bad WiFi connection in some rooms
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Submitted November 10, 2020 at 05:42AM by AndrewLonergan https://ift.tt/36jnc...
When I upvote a post why does it give it 2 upvotes?
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Submitted November 10, 2020 at 04:41AM by vqzj https://ift.tt/2JKOU...
Do you guys recommend getting a PayPal Master Card or no? I already have a Venmo and Cash card linked to PayPal and I’m debating on whether I should get a PayPal card too.
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Submitted November 10, 2020 at 05:02AM by AL3XOFFiCiAL https://ift.tt/3ls3m...
Global Logistics Male
I was just wondering if anyone knew ab this sight www.globallogisticsmail.com and if anyone could tell me if its legit or not. Cant find much on it
Submitted November 10, 2020 at 05:08AM by Wje15_ https://ift.tt/3eK4O...
How do I fix a relationship where the person could possibly be emotionally abu$ive?
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Submitted November 10, 2020 at 05:09AM by Apprehensive_Oven_74 https://ift.tt/36k10...
Is there an in-depth summary of "The Loyal 47 Ronin (1958)" movie? Question
I am currently trying to watch it for a class assignment, and I am lost. If anyone can help or has a complete summary please let me know. So far I understand that Asano was under a lot of pressure and was ridiculed by the Daimyo Kira, and ends up drawing his blade against him which results in him being forced to commit seppuku. If there's a way anyone...
How do I leave a special ed class
I’m in 6th grade. I don’t like being in the special ed class. I’m alienated from other kids and treated differently from everyone. I wish I was a normal kid in a normal class and never got a adhd or asd diagnosis. I’m a normal kid. Just let me go to a regular class. I want to fit in and be a regular guy. I have no idea how someone could take that...