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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:24AM by St0pX https://ift.tt/35Q7p...
Stolen nipples...!!
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:27AM by CarlVRodrigueza https://ift.tt/2Lbeg...
You have to choose between nature and nurture.
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:53AM by Busynez https://ift.tt/2OByj...
If you’ve ever brought back a souvenir from a foreign country and thought it was so unique to have something from there, just check the labels on food, sorry to spoil it but your souvenir isn’t that unique....
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:34AM by watermelon024 https://ift.tt/35JtP...
Maybe mermaids find shipwrecks as exciting as we find beached whales.
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:34AM by EarthMarsUranus https://ift.tt/2YcXf...
One of the most satisfying things in life is managing to turn a nightmare into a normal dream and waking up with a feeling of victory
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:36AM by VideoBurrito https://ift.tt/2L98Y...
Dog is the opposite of diamond because of who their best friends are.
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:38AM by Gary_October https://ift.tt/2qc1S...
The word "read" rhymes with dead and deed, but dead and deed don't rhyme
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:38AM by TJay725 https://ift.tt/2qbd5...
The world will probably never know the amount of licks it takes to get to the center of the human skull.
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:39AM by bacc_in_blacc https://ift.tt/2q5UG...
There is no such thing as an exit only an entrence to the outside
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:40AM by staidarcher2198 https://ift.tt/2Y5ge...
At some unknown point in our lives, we all have our obituary picture taken.
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:41AM by HighQualityH20h https://ift.tt/2rLOi...
In one month, 2040 will be closer than 2000.
I still feel like 2009 was a year ago.
Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:41AM by SvatyFini https://ift.tt/2Dyhb...
Inbreeding is a touchy subject because those privileged to see their blood as pure, can’t handle the impurities.
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:42AM by CasanovaNova https://ift.tt/34DuU...
Someday, photography and videography will become obsolete.
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:44AM by deadmeme7777 https://ift.tt/34M3W...
One advantage of techno music is that you can keep listening to it when your computer freezes
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:45AM by Bucolique https://ift.tt/2Y33Z...
There's 2 types of people in the world: People that need to be reassured and Reassurers
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:46AM by npardy https://ift.tt/2q6dp...
Listening to music has become less of an activity over the years because we hear it more and more often.
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:48AM by WaxDrinker https://ift.tt/2L9b0...
The homeless and needy need to start carrying credit card swipers, no one carries cash anymore!
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:48AM by brkn_creative1 https://ift.tt/2DyXV...
Too much flavour is worse than no flavour at all
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:48AM by kushkansara02 https://ift.tt/2OCc5...
If you kill the person with cancer the person with cancer won't die from cancer.
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:50AM by RiotXY https://ift.tt/2Dyhf...
If we need 2 eyes to perceive depth(3 dimensions), that implies that 4 dimensional beings would need a 3rd eye.
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:51AM by epik_fayler https://ift.tt/35TfJ...
If a zombie apocalypse were to happen we wouldn't know because all the dead people wouldn't be able to escape their coffins 6 feet underground
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:53AM by tortellinipizza https://ift.tt/2DvVV...
Maybe the reason old dollar bills are valuable is because there is a market for it from time travelers..
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:53AM by Lizurd_Dikk https://ift.tt/2R7lI...
Guys, I think my banana went bad!
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:37AM by MotionlessMerc https://ift.tt/2Ovxm...
What the people wanted
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:47AM by j-a-c-k-g-d https://ift.tt/34Cl3...
So satisfying
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:53AM by trunkadelic https://ift.tt/2L6AE...
Watching straight porn is gay because you're watching your gender get fucked, but watching gay porn of the opposite gender is straight because you're watching the opposite gender get fucked no matter what
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:53AM by TardisCatTwo https://ift.tt/35X0t...
When you save a young person's life, you are potentially saving the lives of millions of people.
Its future descendants / generations
Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:54AM by JohnCandyCane https://ift.tt/2q2Nj...
If penises grew like tree rings, such that it added a new layer every year, then we can measure the perfect age of fertility by having something girthy enough and never too big for a vagina.
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:54AM by Robert_Jarman https://ift.tt/33Dpl...
Stopwatch and timer are named backwards... you watch for when to stop with a timer and you keep track of time with a stop watch.
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:54AM by HiImDan https://ift.tt/37Mbw...
We probably peed the most times without ever knowing it
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:54AM by the_humanthatexists https://ift.tt/33wP4...
If you jump in a moving train, it's like you're being thrown at the same speed the train is moving.
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:55AM by mutatedwatermelon https://ift.tt/2L6zj...
Those who say the planet is going to die and then proceed to have kids are either some of the dumbest or most evil kind of people out there.
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:55AM by wafflepocket69 https://ift.tt/2rDms...
People like 'The Office' because the characters are relatable shitty people and that reassures us that being shitty is human.
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:56AM by Overlord_Slydie_WWP https://ift.tt/2L7qC...
If your SO immediate family is a police officer or lawyer then they'd actually be in law
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:56AM by Faceless416 https://ift.tt/2Y1mQ...
When someone's hair gets in your eye, they get your eye juice in their hair.
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:57AM by Edge_Goldie https://ift.tt/2R3sN...
News articles saying someone or something has a 'secret weapon' become factually incorrect as soon as they're published.
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:58AM by Chaeix https://ift.tt/2OwI5...
A loud TV won't keep you awake when you're on the couch in front of it, but when you're laying in bed and someone is watching in the next room suddenly it's the loudest thing ever.
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:58AM by SweetNeo85 https://ift.tt/2R5m4...
The very concept of abstraction is abstract.
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:58AM by krisyboyy https://ift.tt/33tIC...
The saying “Don’t change who you are for someone else” is ironic because most of your personality is influenced by others around you
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:58AM by joonclement https://ift.tt/2r0dL...
Santa leaves his fingerprints and spit after breaking into people’s houses
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:58AM by Retarded_Ladder https://ift.tt/2DwC0...
It's usually seen as weird or lazy to leave Christmas decorations up all year but if someone did it with Halloween or Easter decorations they might be seen as insane or creepy
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:59AM by I_AM_NOT_MAD https://ift.tt/37Qjg...
"No Pain No Gain" is the "Live Laugh Love" for athletes
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 05:00AM by MyNameIsKanya https://ift.tt/2rFXf...
Trading players in sport teams is low-key human trafficking
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 05:01AM by pris9n-pony https://ift.tt/2L7qJ...
Every time we reach the peak of a hike, we’re walking on someone’s humble brag that not only did they complete the same hike many times over - they also managed to lay an entire trail, railings and sometimes stairs.
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 05:03AM by iserberr https://ift.tt/2P0aY...
My doctor said I need more exercises...
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:27AM by NoobyGamingOfficial https://ift.tt/2R2ID...
“Have children!” they said. “It’ll be fun!” they said.
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:32AM by Oldmate81 https://ift.tt/2L55W...
People this year on Thanksgiving
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:47AM by GeneralVague https://ift.tt/2L54M...
The first guy to milk a cow/goat must have been a weirdo
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:45AM by ben--dover123 https://ift.tt/2Os1r...
In prehistoric times, the only way to make a fashion statement was the style and length of your hair
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:46AM by rayyylune https://ift.tt/34qVL...
If your car is going to breakdown, the odds of it happening seems to skyrocket if you drive over a railroad track.
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:46AM by wwwdot3dotcom https://ift.tt/33pYx...
Having a cold be a lot more serious if instead of your nose clogging up, your mouth did
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:47AM by EdSwagalishious https://ift.tt/2OSWa...
When a movie or game is announced that you are excited for you try and find out everything you can about it but when it comes out you avoid anything talking about it.
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:47AM by big_nibba_big_heart https://ift.tt/34wDV...
We disregard some of our best ideas/inventions because they seem soo simple to us that surely someone else would have done it.
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:48AM by sheeeitMang https://ift.tt/2OtUq...
We say "things always happen in threes" because it's the smallest number of similar events that can be seen as a pattern.
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:49AM by ScissorNightRam https://ift.tt/2qTEc...
Since calories are a measure of energy in something, everything can have you daily nutrition facts based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:49AM by SauceySaucePan https://ift.tt/2qKFj...
If Australians had a Thanksgiving it would have a prison theme
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:52AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/2q5dY...
Our generation is probably like the people of the seventies, we’re the weirdos that stick out and will eventually become unpopular, and every now and again you’ll see one of us at some event or in public and be like eww...
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:52AM by TheHauntedHost https://ift.tt/2XSZN...
There are lots of Christmas shows where Santa exists, but people don’t believe it, despite an abundance of evidence.
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:54AM by gregory_the_smarmy https://ift.tt/2OSy4...
Years from now when the internet has a library of stupid videos more so than it does now, searching something as random as "banana eating cucumber while riding a bike" will have mutiple search results.
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:56AM by Dafuskie https://ift.tt/2Dpcs...
The management behind Tinder wants people to stay single because otherwise they wouldn’t have users
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:56AM by rayyylune https://ift.tt/2OSGC...
Blueprints can move at the speed of light. So, at that point, having an identical object appear at a vast distance is more about manufacturing than transportation.
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:57AM by drunkenpoodles https://ift.tt/35EsM...
airport security's job is to convince you that if you're annoyed, you're safer
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:57AM by QueenElsaArrendelle https://ift.tt/37Kc0...
Fault lines are the earth’s buttcracks
I don’t know
Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:58AM by UltraCheesecake77 https://ift.tt/2DonO...
gay men really enjoy having romantic intercourse with other men by the fire place while listening to Kenny G
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:59AM by quinjjeee https://ift.tt/37LB9...
Everyone can be a sword swallower at least once.
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:59AM by JohnnyBroadsword https://ift.tt/2OtBh...
Hoes with no guidance could technically be labeled as “metal heads”
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 05:01AM by Kyhte https://ift.tt/2OrpZ...
Any sport that needs half naked women on the sidelines generally aren’t good sports
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 05:03AM by Slxphz https://ift.tt/2DszS...
There are more human bodies in the ground then there are above ground.
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:14AM by TheMinMartyr https://ift.tt/33mGs...
Most people who wear polo shirts never played the game let alone know what it is.
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:15AM by mkrochmal https://ift.tt/2QVnV...
Living a good life is about loving others and loving yourself. Often times people are unhappy because they’re only doing one or neither.
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:17AM by Omnizek https://ift.tt/34rn6...
Macro fetishists in the Monsters Inc universe must be kaiju fetishists.
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:17AM by MasterofCreamCheese https://ift.tt/2DpyB...
It will be pretty disappointing if a Harry Potter porn parody was ever made and there wasn't a scene where Dobby the house elf says "master has given Dobby his *ock!"
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:18AM by Myfakeaccount90 https://ift.tt/2R0CI...
Donkey from Shrek is Red/Blue colorblind and a major color he can really see properly is Green. Maybe Donkey also took a liking to Shrek because to him Shrek was colorful compared to other characters in the series
Source:http://imgur.com/gallery/GKgdkP8
Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:18AM by YourEyesSeeNothing https://ift.tt/2LfxZ...
If all gym's machines were required to be electric generators we'd probably by this point have generated an enormous quantity of clean electricity
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:19AM by SepiX2902 https://ift.tt/2L28O...
A square of toilet paper isn't actually a square, it's a rectangle.
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:20AM by Firewallowo https://ift.tt/2XUez...
People nowadays have more confidence going on tinder dates than job interviews
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:21AM by MaksouR https://ift.tt/2DpZO...
People complain about all of the networks have their own streaming service, but this is exactly what people asked for 20 years ago. No one liked paying for a package deal that included channels that they didn't watch. Now, everyone can only subscribe to what they want.
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:22AM by ListentotheLemon https://ift.tt/34s82...
Putting down new era Simpsons feels like putting down new era Tim Hortons
Nostalgia is good, but the truth got to be told
Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:22AM by canehdian78 https://ift.tt/34pUd...
Short people have the edge in looking wise because they're always looking up thoughtfully.
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:22AM by VerbotenPublish https://ift.tt/2XPWv...
Tomorrow everyone will be saying how grateful they are for what they have, the day after they will be fighting over discounted items.
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:24AM by BasicRedditor1997 https://ift.tt/2L0Ly...
If necessity is the mother of invention, then procrastination must be the father.
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:24AM by sonofjudd https://ift.tt/2rAev...
Has anyone seen a bird yawn
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:25AM by its_only_marcus https://ift.tt/2QUDu...
Saying your restaurant is "farm to table" doesn't actually specify whether your food is organic or not.
Think about it.
Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:25AM by lyribit https://ift.tt/35HG4...
If Lord Voldemort had drank Felix Felicis, he would’ve killed Harry Potter easily.
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:25AM by denanlogos https://ift.tt/2OrBK...
As TVs get bigger and bigger, one of the most practical applications of foldable screen technology will be to allow it to fold down into a small enough box to easily ship to your home.
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:26AM by Arsenic181 https://ift.tt/2OJHx...
If someone hit their cars panic button for an emergency, odds are that if people heard it, they would ignore it.
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:26AM by SP3LLICUP https://ift.tt/2OpF9...
If you want more left leaning comments you browse by most popular while if you want more right leaning comments you browse by controversial
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:26AM by Fatalchains_ https://ift.tt/34nXx...
is it wrong to find your parents Arguments Interesting?
I find my parents arguments pretty interesting and I feel guilty for some reason because most kids actually don't like when there parents are fighting but I just eavesdrop on the whole thing and state opinions while no ones around. I do t know, I guess I just thought it was weird of me to find it entertaining.
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Was I wrong in this situation ?
This guy I had been talking to for about 3 months (NOT BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND) We started to like each other and everything. We had been hanging out a lot. One time we spent three days in a row together for like 6 hours each day. We were supposed to hang out on the Sunday that just passed but he came down with a cold so I told him that we could...
Help a fellow gamer
So I’ve bought 3 Xbox controllers in the past 2 weeks. Every time, they will do this thing where I won’t be touching them and my character will start looking to the right and I don’t know how to fix it. If anyone can tell me how to fix this, please let me know
Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:04AM by DangerFleaYT https://ift.tt/2Otd3...
"Overcome" is such a dirty word and no one realizes it.
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:07AM by xoduspbc https://ift.tt/2rsU7...
newspeople tell us to stay home in inclement weather, even though they’ve made it themselves every time
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:07AM by greytorade https://ift.tt/2QWrU...
The direction you’re going in life is more important than the speed you’re getting there.
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:09AM by X-Warlord https://ift.tt/33o7i...
The term "son of a bitch" is more of an insult to the mother of who the insult is directed at.
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:11AM by mrutherford1106 https://ift.tt/2XOpj...
Nobody dies they always get killed
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:13AM by Nik0660 https://ift.tt/2rsyO...
Our brains are a hard drive but in this one, we can't choose what to delete when it's full of trash.
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:15AM by spaceboys https://ift.tt/2rvEV...
Smoking cigars is a sign of affluence, but smoking cigarettes is considered trashy
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:15AM by tonebone731 https://ift.tt/35Bxx...
Team trees is stuck because boomers haven't given (and probably won't give) their fair share
Hear me out, the zipf effect says that things exponentially decay according to how frequent they are in something, like a community or generations, or uses of a word in a book. It also can be said that the reason behind 80% of one thing's frequency is due in part to the top 20%
Team trees is stuck at ~16 mil, which is 80% of the goal, and if millennials...
If Humans Could Photosynthesize There Would Probably Be No Overweight People
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:18AM by Mu51c-Add1c7 https://ift.tt/2Dkk7...
Every time you remember something, the memory degrades a little, so you really can unsee something if you think about it hard enough.
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:18AM by lost40s https://ift.tt/2qQcC...
The most important scientific discovery wasn’t made by a “scientist” at all - it was a random cave man beating two rocks together
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:18AM by s-ymon https://ift.tt/2OMjp...
Dogs must think humans have no sense of smell.
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:19AM by for_the_reddit1 https://ift.tt/2XVpc...
It’s an unbelievably tragic coincidence that one of human’s most loved foods is poison to dogs
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:21AM by Postgres_Malone https://ift.tt/2OLJD...
The term postmodern is already dated
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:21AM by Paradoxataur69 https://ift.tt/35MVx...
At some point, a handful of internet users could have been pulled into a fake side-internet that the internet created and they essentially live in an alternative reality.
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:21AM by KeasMe https://ift.tt/2Ol0h...
Scientists have a new explanation for static electricity after 2600 years without a widely accepted one
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:13AM by Barknuckle https://ift.tt/2Op67...
I hat the block pople
How stop?
Submitted November 27, 2019 at 04:51AM by jew_inhaler https://ift.tt/35DoV...
I need suggestions for games I could play offline
Going on a long roadtrip and figured I could download a few games and play them during the long drive. My laptop is not built for gaming so the games can't be too demanding. Any suggestions? So far I've thought about like downloading an emulator and playing some of the old pokemon games.
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Cars that allow different temps for your face and feet?
Are there any cars out there that allow you to set a different temperature for the floor vents and the upper vents?
Submitted November 27, 2019 at 04:59AM by flubnik https://ift.tt/2qNkF...
Why are the farts smelling so good today?
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:00AM by Yeasty-Vagina https://ift.tt/37KLV...
Is there a such thing as healthy obesity?
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:01AM by logangold497 https://ift.tt/33qDe...
Can I run Planet coaster?
I have a hp 15z laptop with an amd A9 processor, an amd radeon r5 graphics card, and 8gb ram. I know it doesn’t meet system requirements, but I really want to play planet coaster. Will it still run on my computer?
Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:03AM by Dank1232 https://ift.tt/2sfRJ...
Is it weird?
Is it weird to have eggnog before Halloween? Not in a "I want Christmas to come now" way but in a "I've only had eggnog a couple times in my life and enjoyed it and would like to drink some more now that's it available in stores." way?
Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:03AM by seawarn https://ift.tt/2OGiz...
A moment to appreciate this moment in one of Obama's last speeches as president.
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:11AM by Jorgens01 https://ift.tt/2DiXk...
In the original Super Mario Bro’s. Luigi’s hair was green.
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:19AM by Wow_Unique_Username https://ift.tt/2OMMT...
It’s so hard to make something original but it constantly keeps happening, the mind is a beautiful thing.
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:19AM by Deathbysnusnubooboo https://ift.tt/2KWKq...
You can punch a fired bullet, but it will also punch your hand.
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:19AM by GrizzledTheGrizzly https://ift.tt/2XRKO...
A bunch of people probably died from smoking random plants before they found any winners
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:19AM by Zskiz13 https://ift.tt/2QSVL...
The secret to stop aging is a gun.
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:19AM by KarmaWhore97 https://ift.tt/33lk3...
If you want to end the world, just pull the main drain and everyone will die of thirst
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:20AM by DeBoi_Wild https://ift.tt/2KT8M...
High school graduation is kinda like when you defeat the final boss but the music doesn’t stop playing because college is next.
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:20AM by BOGA32 https://ift.tt/33kKr...
At a distance bears just look like a person wearing a bear costume.
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:20AM by southwoodhunter https://ift.tt/34wS1...
At some point in history we will have made a movie about everything
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:20AM by DrJellyBeanJr-50-50 https://ift.tt/35ymn...
A mirrors picture depends on the angle you look at it
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:21AM by HamTHEberg123 https://ift.tt/35vW1...
Someone could steal a school bus and abduct children, and many people wouldn't bat an eye when passing.
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:21AM by GuBoiTC https://ift.tt/2shGw...
If a man tells another man's wife that she is ugly, then the married man will be angry. If a man tells another man's wife that she is beautiful, then the married man will be angry.
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:22AM by Dr_Blam https://ift.tt/37EJk...
Whenever a girl beats up someone in a movie or show they attribute it to the fact that they have brothers
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:22AM by pewdsismyhero https://ift.tt/2qKJc...
In ~40 years time, it's probably gonna be pretty common to see elderly people wearing skinny jeans
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:24AM by lemonsarethekey https://ift.tt/2shwf...
Being a twin is rare, and so in a way it may you unique, but then it doesn’t.
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:24AM by GoTaku https://ift.tt/2DhWj...
We basically are time traveler since time always move
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:25AM by HereForTheSoobridit https://ift.tt/2shz5...
Humans probably have a mild shit smell as they walk around carrying it in them but we don't really smell it as our brain filters it as normal.
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:25AM by NK7887 https://ift.tt/2XLBo...
Some people are so conceited that they actually consider themselves attractive and worthy of another human being's affection.
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:26AM by ShakeNBakeMormon https://ift.tt/2QRdw...
Technically, nothing is useless.
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:27AM by Pikapunchultri https://ift.tt/2OkOI...
There is a chance you've met the doppelganger of your child as an adult, but you have no idea because you don't have kids or they're not grown up yet
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:28AM by _dirty_dangles_boys_ https://ift.tt/2Ojzs...
You get to buy any tickets to any sports event ever (past or present), what are you buying?
My Choice:
2005 Masters - Tiger Woods chip in to win.
Submitted November 26, 2019 at 04:50AM by Smart-Unknown https://ift.tt/37Hs0...
What if a skyscraper was turned into an air filter ?
for areas that would have air pollution, what would would happen to the surrounding area?
Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:03AM by TentacleFunTime_ https://ift.tt/2qBcp...
What’s a movie you watched not knowing it was a sequel to something else?
Have you ever went and watched a movie that was a sequel to another movie you were unfamiliar with but the title did not make that clear? If so say what the movie was and explain how well you understood it. My example would be the movie “Clear and Present Danger” I watched it having never heard of Jack Ryan before and not knowing there were two other...
'Top Gun: Maverick' is coming. Here's how the Pentagon was involved.
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:54AM by wrkyle https://ift.tt/33f9M...
Henry Cavill on Superman: ‘I’ve Not Given Up the Role’
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:54AM by temporarycreature https://ift.tt/37BrC...
Gang film Blue Story banned from all Vue cinemas after machete brawl
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:58AM by Madbrad200 https://ift.tt/2rkic...
Why 'Planes, Trains and Automobiles' Is the Ultimate Thanksgiving Movie
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 05:11AM by largeheartedboy https://ift.tt/33gZf...
'Deadpool' Director Says He Left the Franchise Because of Ryan Reynolds
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 05:11AM by CountySupervisor https://ift.tt/37y4M...
Just a lil chunk(y)
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 05:23AM by SFinTX https://ift.tt/2DeUU...
Pentagon chief fires Navy secretary over SEAL controversy
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:18AM by littorina_of_time https://ift.tt/2KPwe...
Rain and floods hit Italy and France as landslide sweeps away motorway bridge
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:23AM by leonerdo_ https://ift.tt/2Ddzz...
Children bear the brunt as the world's biggest measles epidemic sweeps Congo with nearly 250,000 cases since January
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:26AM by sam-sepiol https://ift.tt/2KT8U...
Spain could lose its biggest glacier in just 20 years
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:30AM by leonerdo_ https://ift.tt/2pRCw...
Lebanese Hezbollah supporters attack protesters near the Ring Bridge
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:34AM by Admiral_Asado https://ift.tt/2OJha...
'Worse than I thought': Liberal MP says Chinese interference a serious threat
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:38AM by jonnycreepycrepes https://ift.tt/2KNAJ...
White House directed Lindsey Graham to block Armenian genocide resolution
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:41AM by DragonPup https://ift.tt/2Of57...
White House directed Lindsey Graham to block Armenian genocide resolution
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:44AM by musaler https://ift.tt/2XGRX...
Russian Wagner mercenaries 'torture and behead' Syrian refugee in gruesome leaked video
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:45AM by l_esprit-d_escalier https://ift.tt/2DbsF...
House Intelligence Committee in possession of video, audio recordings from Giuliani associate Lev Parnas
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Record turnout in Hong Kong local elections amid calls for full democracy
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:52AM by mepper https://ift.tt/2QXIP...
Burkina Faso: Thousands Flee as Extremists Go on Rampage in Northeast Burkina Faso
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:56AM by Waldonville https://ift.tt/2KQcW...
El Nino swings more violently in the industrial age, compelling hard evidence says | "What we're seeing in the last 50 years is outside any natural variability. It leaps off the baseline. Actually, we even see this for the entire period of the industrial age"
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France takes aim at US inaction in Mideast
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 05:09AM by quixotic_cynic https://ift.tt/2QMyT...
Hong Kong records highest voters turn out in history after months of unrest.
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 05:12AM by chinweume123 https://ift.tt/2qJld...
LVR-15 research reactor near Prague
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:32AM by Bystroushaak https://ift.tt/35uyI...
Robert Patrick tour of T2 scenes
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Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:27AM by ArthurHolmwood https://ift.tt/2QRB6...
Jumanji 2 The Next Level Press Conference, Cast Interviews and Bonus Tra...
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Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:29AM by GeekMonarchy https://ift.tt/37v4X...
Question for people who've watched Marriage Story.
If you've clicked here by accident without having watched Marriage Story, CLICK AWAY NOW. This film is my personal pick for movie of the year and I would not want even a tiny bit of it to be spoilt for you. One of the best performances I've ever seen in film. Now, here's the question: Does anyone know the song that Charlie sang at the bar? That scene...
Tom Cruise almost played Ozymandias in Watchmen (2009)
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Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:39AM by TheSonsofBatman https://ift.tt/33alH...
Tenet Teaser [HD]
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Dune 2020 as yet unconfirmed actors question
Now I understand that the idea is to make the movie based on the book in 2 parts so it is my guess the first part should take us up to the point of the betrayal and Paul & Jessica's escape and meeting the Fremen.
This makes me wonder about a few characters that I am unable to find actor names for so does anyone know which actors are playing Feyd...
Dumb and Dumber
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Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:58AM by Pie-Row_Maniac https://ift.tt/37wbW...
Everyone always talks favorite villains, while the guys/gals who work diligently to make their plans come true receive little respect from the main villain or the audience. Who is your favorite movie henchman/minions and what makes them so memorable? Filler letters to meet the minimum requirements..
Everyone always talks favorite villains, while the guys/gals who work diligently to make their plans come true receive little respect from the main villain or the audience. Who is your favorite movie henchman/minions and what makes them so memorable?
Disregard this section. Filler letters to meet the minimum requirements. This is the sixth time I’ve...
What is this movie
A family of four go out into the desert for lunch because that’s what they usually do.
On their way home they take a different path than usual and their car gets stuck in the sand, stranding them in the middle of the desert.
A few days later the father decides to walk off by himself to try and find help. He finds a man driving past in his car but...
Floods in Democratic Republic of Congo claim dozens of lives
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Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:33AM by speakhyroglyphically https://ift.tt/35qpF...
India confirms malware attack at Kudankulam nuclear power plant. “The malware infection was not able to get access to the controls of the Nuclear Power Plant," the statement said.
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Chinese spy seeking asylum in Australia a 'fraud’
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China signs defense agreement with South Korea as U.S. angers Seoul with demand for $5 billion troop payment
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Pakistan summons Norwegian envoy to protest desecration of Holy Quran
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Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:47AM by roscosmosis https://ift.tt/2rpxz...
Conservatives open up 19-point lead with 47% share of the vote | Politics
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Russian Wagner mercenaries are exposed for filming horrifying video of Syrian prisoner being beaten with sledgehammers and beheaded
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Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:54AM by PracticalProgress https://ift.tt/37wvL...
UN passes resolution that gives Russia 'tighter control of the internet'
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Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:59AM by Cy8er_E22 https://ift.tt/2OdVh...
How Molly Nilsson went a decade becoming 'the most popular pop star you've never heard of'
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Submitted November 24, 2019 at 05:02AM by newsomeposter2 https://ift.tt/35uHd...
Colombia protests: Troops stay on streets as unrest continues | Colombia's President Iván Duque has said security forces will remain on the streets to maintain order, as protests continued for a third day.
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Submitted November 24, 2019 at 05:15AM by SetMau92 https://ift.tt/2OHQ2...
Mystery grows over Trump administration hold on Lebanon aid
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Submitted November 24, 2019 at 05:16AM by ClownsToTheRightOfMe https://ift.tt/2XGvM...
Police assaulted amid 'machete' brawl at UK cinema
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Submitted November 24, 2019 at 05:17AM by temporarycreature https://ift.tt/2QMSA...
If you slip on ice this winter, remember to make it look fabulous
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Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:54AM by Truegold43 https://ift.tt/2sdTg...
Every citizen will receive a free Bodypaint
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Submitted November 24, 2019 at 05:06AM by KayPike https://ift.tt/2OHmt...
So, how was your weekend?
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 05:40AM by sycknyss2 https://ift.tt/35ugv...
"He's not doing the right, Karen." "You go over there and tell him that, Steve."
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 05:48AM by Drown_In_The_Void https://ift.tt/2KJVx...
Part of the reason video game films never work is because they never stay true to the spirit of the game they're based on (Spoilers).
I'll base my argument on three films. Assassin's Creed, Hitman, and *Tomb Raider.
Assassin's Creed is a historical revisionist fiction game, using real events to tell a fictional story. Most of it takes place in the past with bits in the present. However, the film for some reason reversed this. The historical parts where Fassbender is hooked to the...
I miss Spill.com reviews
They had some of the best, funniest discussions about movies. Especially going from their cartoon 5 minute reviews to the actual 30 to 40 minute long reviews that goes really in depth. Not to mention that their review system was freaking hilarious. To hear them give Vampire Suck a Fuck You rating was some of the best reviewing ever. I'm glad double...
Will Patton and Cassidy Freeman Join Blumhouse's New 'Purge' Movie
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:54AM by BunyipPouch https://ift.tt/2D5bv...
Huawei Sues Critics in France Over Remarks on China State Ties
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:22AM by mczack13 https://ift.tt/2rfEP...
A US court on Friday ordered the government of Iran to pay nearly $180 million in damages to an Iranian-American journalist who was jailed by Tehran on espionage charges in 2014
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:29AM by DoremusJessup https://ift.tt/2QFEq...
Ex-CIA Officer Sentenced To 19 Years For Conspiracy To Spy For China
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:29AM by temporarycreature https://ift.tt/2QIee...
UN suspends ties after CAR charity head identified as Belgian paedophile
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:39AM by internalocean https://ift.tt/2OaZN...
Trump says fired envoy refused to hang his picture
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:42AM by GirlNumber20 https://ift.tt/34dQi...
Netherlands cuts aid to Palestinian Authority over terrorist salaries
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:50AM by COMiles https://ift.tt/2Dah1...
CEO of Ukraine State Gas Firm Preparing to Testify in Giuliani Probe
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:53AM by CodyBye https://ift.tt/2KNOs...
Sondland: Trump only wanted Ukraine to announce investigation into Biden, not start real inquiry
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:59AM by SteveJobsOfficial https://ift.tt/35sBY...
Quebec 'OK' with Alberta separation
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 05:00AM by RichGrinchlea https://ift.tt/2OaYg...
General election 2019: Jeremy Corbyn to remain neutral in any new Brexit vote
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 05:00AM by the-rood-inverse https://ift.tt/2Ovn3...
The Latest: Colombia president orders curfew in capital city
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 05:05AM by Neosapiens3 https://ift.tt/34eNJ...
1st Honduran returned to Guatemala under US asylum accord
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 05:05AM by Old_Deadhead https://ift.tt/2Odf7...
White nationalists are openly operating on Facebook. The company won't act
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 05:05AM by DoremusJessup https://ift.tt/2QIzx...
Former CIA agent sentenced to 19 years for conspiracy with China
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Canadian Federal Court issues first ever order to block piracy website
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 05:16AM by headtailgrep https://ift.tt/2KLob...
Vatican accused of harbouring bishop wanted for alleged sexual abuse of young priests
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 05:16AM by FixieNoBrakes https://ift.tt/2OByV...
Well played..
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:29AM by v78 https://ift.tt/2qro4...
Foxy Di fans here?
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:58AM by EddoBangaro https://ift.tt/37t89...
How to actually say Husqvarna from a swede
https://youtu.be/6qukve4v_kw
Submitted November 22, 2019 at 05:15AM by MunificentDouglas https://ift.tt/2D7Yw...
A Glacier National Park Experience
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 05:15AM by chasickle https://ift.tt/2ODRo...
What is the point of living when all you do is work a job you hate?
I'm a freelance artist struggling financially. All my friends and family insist I get a day job and work there indefinitely, but doing so has left me suicidal. Family and loved ones are apathetic or frustrated with me. Can someone tell me what the point of continuing is if you're doomed to doing a job you hate indefinitely?
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why did you do that? why did you give ____________ to my baby? not funny 0/10.
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 05:09AM by slitcuntvictorin https://ift.tt/2D4ph...
What is a body modification you would like to have within your lifetime?
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 05:10AM by mrprincek123 https://ift.tt/2riQK...
What’s the difference between “being loyal“ and “being faithful “?
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 05:14AM by adawong28 https://ift.tt/2s6UG...
In future there will probably be an application that will post on all of your social media, that is authorized, that you are dead.
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 03:44AM by realuka https://ift.tt/2rbq7...
Getting in shape is running from your problems.
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 03:44AM by spiderharry02 https://ift.tt/34axV...
There is a point in every boys life when jokes go from being about butts to being about dicks
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 03:47AM by SpillsGotGills https://ift.tt/2OCtF...
Guys playing volleyball can either be the gayest or straightest thing possible
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 03:47AM by Catmaster888 https://ift.tt/2KKmV...
If you told someone from 200 years ago that we have vitamin pills that give you all the good stuff from food, they’d think it’s something out of a science fiction story
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:15AM by luckyyjp https://ift.tt/3398B...
Universities have essentially become glorified daycares for adults
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:16AM by BonerStormof1989 https://ift.tt/2XB33...
Anything can be a weapon if used with enough force.
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:16AM by HardAlmond https://ift.tt/2XyGi...
A good friend isn’t someone who shelters you. It’s someone who pushes you slightly out of your comfort zone so you can experience more.
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:16AM by LeagueLeader111 https://ift.tt/34aqN...
The next generation of kids are going to joke about us living in low definition like the current generation jokes about our parents living in black and white
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:17AM by Male_Starbucks_Lover https://ift.tt/35pqk...
Best Yo Mama Joke To Existence
Yo mama so fat.. Thanos had too snap twice
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According to the amount of showers that are taken literally now in the world, hundreds of thousands of Showerthoughts posts are generated simultaneously
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:18AM by PAOKchoo https://ift.tt/34gdt...
There is a really good chance that your FBI agent has a FBI agent of their own that they don’t know about.
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:18AM by timmyturner2169 https://ift.tt/2qqV9...
Everybody has been waiting 12 years for Half Life 3. But today Valve announced Half Life:Alyx, a VR game set in between Half Life 1 & 2, making it Half Life 1.5, half the life of Half Life 3...which perished.
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:19AM by Erratic_Professional https://ift.tt/2DhrP...
Jock Jams was essentially the first Pandora
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:19AM by late2joke https://ift.tt/37sju...
Image if pee was yellow instead of read lmao
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We missed a great opportunity to redesign the keyboard layout when we brought them on screens for only our thumbs to use.
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:24AM by knightindiningarmour https://ift.tt/2KFTD...
We will never know if being infertile in genetic
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help my boyfriend’s parrot hates me?
so, my mother in law has this parrot for the last 12 years, she received it from his old owner because he could not keep him any longer. he loves my mother in law and likes some women(he don’t like men). it’s been 8 years since I know him and I keep trying to bond with him. I respect his space, I give him treats and even took him to the vet recently...
Kink question
This might be kinda weird but I wanna know if there is a kink out there where you get turned on from getting your teeth pulled out, I just wanted to know, maybe it's a pain kink but I don't know.
Submitted November 21, 2019 at 04:50AM by tightboibiscuit https://ift.tt/3341C...
Meds or no meds?
I’m having a Diagnostic Ultrasound of the Abdomen and Retroperitoneum tomorrow at 1PM and was told not to drink or eat after midnight tonight on the voicemail they left. I called back and had to leave a voicemail regarding whether or not I can take my atenolol and gapatentin as prescribed in the AM. Anyone know if I can? I never got a call back.
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If Star Wars keeps doing prequels eventually the movies will take place “not so long ago in a galaxy very, very close by”
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Submitted November 21, 2019 at 04:54AM by Scroobiusness https://ift.tt/37qrw...
They could keep queso melted if they used rechargeable hot plates.
But you’d eat it too fast for it to be worth it.
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If all calendars were like advent calendars, everyone would have an added bonus for getting up every morning.
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Submitted November 21, 2019 at 04:54AM by IrishNSketchy https://ift.tt/2D4Hb...
An inactive timepiece is correct twice per day; nevertheless, a backwards timepiece is correct four times a day.
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Submitted November 21, 2019 at 04:55AM by TheJenkinsComic https://ift.tt/37l4N...
Changing your phone's background after keeping the same one for a while feels very soothing
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Night time is less spooky for blind people.
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Submitted November 21, 2019 at 04:57AM by ApiaryMC https://ift.tt/348sp...
You have a movie that you are not sure if you saw it or just imaginated it
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Submitted November 21, 2019 at 04:58AM by Mirtsuh https://ift.tt/2O8fh...
The justice system protects evil and violent people.
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Submitted November 21, 2019 at 04:59AM by KarmaWhore97 https://ift.tt/2D2UX...
If you said your age for each of your birthdays, you’ve technically been counting to [insert age here] for years.
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Submitted November 21, 2019 at 04:59AM by kyleledb https://ift.tt/35jBR...
Japan could solve their population crises by just banning all forms of birth control
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Some people probably would recognize artificial fruit flavors more easily than their real counterparts
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Submitted November 21, 2019 at 04:59AM by Samwich77 https://ift.tt/331Iw...
Dora doesn’t rhyme with Explorer.
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Submitted November 21, 2019 at 05:00AM by MaxwellIsSmall https://ift.tt/2OuPj...
All sand volleyball players probably have toxoplasmosis
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Submitted November 21, 2019 at 05:03AM by 12squared https://ift.tt/35k2e...
People always complain how short life is, but in reality it actually lasts a lifetime.
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Submitted November 21, 2019 at 05:03AM by lunchboxsoup https://ift.tt/2O4cf...
They never throw away the key when the judge says to lock a criminal up and throw away the key.
Somebody has those keys.
Submitted November 21, 2019 at 05:04AM by PointlessPoem https://ift.tt/2KFUF...
You can make any noise in your head
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Even throwing an egg can get a muthafucka shot if he throws it at the wrong person...
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Submitted November 21, 2019 at 05:05AM by KarmaWhore97 https://ift.tt/37pev...
The episode iNevel from iCarly now seems like an representation of the #MeToo movement made for kids
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Nobody remembers their birth date, it’s just a number we associate ourselves with.
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We kill trees. That in turn kills us. Therefore we’re killing ourselves by killing trees.
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Is there a subreddit already where you can post arguments between people or something?
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 04:57AM by DufflesMP4 https://ift.tt/2XvKC...
I had a job interview at buffalo exchange today as a buyer and if you work there
So I know there is a 3 parr interview with buffalo exchange and I went in the store the other day and filled out an application and they told me to come in today and I think it was the first interview since I’ve heard there is 3 interviews. I was asked a few questions and had to pick out the clothes that I would buy and would buy and filled out the...
Need help with an issue on Apple Music
So I had recently purchased a subscription to Apple Music and was listening to “Yellow Hearts” by Ant Saunders. Well skip forward like a week and it is randomly saying that the song is not available in my country even though I do not have a vpn and haven’t moved. I live in the US so why would this song not be available anymore??
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A human operating at speed of a computer is appreciable but a computer operating at speed of a human isn't.
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 04:53AM by PeachGrandson https://ift.tt/2r4Bl...
If the party is cool, chill, lit, fire, steamy, hot, foggy, hazy, smokin, sizzling, and staying straight up frosty all at once that’s totally fucking amazing. But just one cold or boiling person can ruin it for everyone.
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 04:54AM by Celestial_Inferno https://ift.tt/35iSY...
There's probably a musician/band out there who you would obsess over and adore, but never in your whole life will you discover who they are.
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 04:54AM by abnormalabbi https://ift.tt/35foU...
Getting older really puts a damper on “yo mama” jokes since your similarly aged buddy’s mama may not be alive.
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 04:54AM by BrilliantControl https://ift.tt/344Jm...
The Terminator movies are prequels to the Matrix movies.
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 04:58AM by KarmaWhore97 https://ift.tt/2XwfO...
There will never be a "Half-Life 3" because the two half-lives already added up to one full life.
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:00AM by ChineseToTheBone https://ift.tt/2QJS0...
You can usually tell when a jump scare is coming in a movie just by listening out for the music, but it always makes you jump anyway.
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:00AM by IrishNSketchy https://ift.tt/344Z9...
After a man shaves his face, he has less hair on his face than a woman does.
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:01AM by owen_skye https://ift.tt/37kvf...
People in the gender reveal business are worried at which age we stop with the self declaration.
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The Klondike Bar is selfish. It expects us to do so much for it, but never offers to do anything for us.
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:03AM by influencedbyyou https://ift.tt/3431e...
We have computers in our pockets, sent a car into space, and create artificial intelligence, but yet we as a society haven't accomplished mass market sound reduced wash rooms.
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:05AM by dakatzpajamas https://ift.tt/37jci...
People would fulfill their lives so much more if aging was reversed. you are born old and die young. Each birthday you celebrate makes you one year closer to death but it also makes you younger and healthier.
My dad said this to his friend on a phonecall while I was driving. Little did he knew this kinda blew my mind
Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:06AM by IdaniBani https://ift.tt/2XsqN...
You have the power to create hell in somebody’s reality if they try to make you feel a certain way. All you have to do is act according for the way they made you feel.
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:06AM by nekuyrohs https://ift.tt/2s07G...
If we didn't have mobile data caps, and Google steamed Android OS to phones, that could probably work really well.
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:07AM by Alex11867 https://ift.tt/37jch...
Practically every kid has a dangerous weapon with saliva molded candy canes sharpened to the extreme
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:08AM by dont_roast_me https://ift.tt/2OFxG...
The real lazy people are not the ones who play video games. It's the people who don't want to walk a metre to put something in the garbage!
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:08AM by Snow_Mexican1 https://ift.tt/3314Y...
Some countries refer to warships as female and others as male, so if one country decommissions a ship and sells it to another, that ship is trans.
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:09AM by Cptcuddlybuns https://ift.tt/2rSPG...
Future generations may look back and think out culture idolize dogs similarly to how we think Egyptians idolized cats (US)
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:09AM by Fly_MartinZ https://ift.tt/35jE1...
Many subways/trams have rules that forbid leaning against the doors of the train, yet those doors have an automatic violator kick system in place
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:09AM by Background_Location https://ift.tt/337GC...
If more then 1 sperm cell survived the journey, then there could be a lot of babies come that due date.
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:09AM by FrostOuro https://ift.tt/344Jm...
Doing chores you weren't asked to isn't just helping Mom out. It's you being an active part of your household and plus it gives you extra credit when you ask to go out late.
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 04:57AM by Glitch27 https://ift.tt/2qorN...
Henry Beecher came up with the placebo to make himself feel better.
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 04:57AM by IrishNSketchy https://ift.tt/2O14c...
British cars have their steering wheel on the wrong side.
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 04:57AM by KarmaWhore97 https://ift.tt/2NXnG...
Getting your head chopped off is a once in a lifetime opportunity
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:00AM by authorstale https://ift.tt/2NY6l...
"The sky's the limit" must be pretty discouraging for astronauts.
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:00AM by K-LUB_101 https://ift.tt/2KOaL...
There could be a fight club in your backyard every night and you’d never know.
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:01AM by guminhyeok https://ift.tt/33VFi...
STDs is the RNG of real life.
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:01AM by Soiegfv https://ift.tt/2rWFC...
Foam in nature is usually a bad thing but we want it in all of our cleaning supplies.
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:03AM by Glitch27 https://ift.tt/2qrsM...
When VR is at Ready Player One levels, they will have to create young folks homes for the youth who gave up to live in the virtual world
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:05AM by temporarycreature https://ift.tt/34240...
People with different accents probably think in that accent too...
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:06AM by AlmostMeme https://ift.tt/2O1i3...
Everyone wants a clean place to shit, but no one wants to clean the shit.
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:07AM by gapingsloth024 https://ift.tt/2NZEb...
In Western culture Asian wives are seen as submissive for some reason despite the fact Asian moms are infamously domineering.
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:07AM by The_Diviner https://ift.tt/32XBo...
You never realize how bad you are at spelling until you have to talk in code around your toddler
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:08AM by BoKristensen https://ift.tt/2Xpd4...
Infinity can be an overestimate or underestimate.
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:09AM by i_glued_my_turtle https://ift.tt/34bDK...
Bananas are very violent there is a chemical in them that makes you grow taller the taller you are the more prone to heart attacks you can be.
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:09AM by Jaxgaming356 https://ift.tt/2NXf9...
A lot of animals eat other animals with no guilt whatsoever.
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:10AM by Enamelrod https://ift.tt/35dlg...
Jesse Watters is the Right-wing Ted Mosby
Does anyone else see it?
Jeff Watters
Ted Mosby
Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:10AM by EktarPross https://ift.tt/343HZ...
When you are kid you spongob and when adult you sqiudwrad...
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:10AM by aunty_ralph https://ift.tt/2pumQ...
The transformation is seamless.
https://ift.tt/2KwLtd6
Submitted November 19, 2019 at 04:30AM by drak0bsidian https://ift.tt/2XnqA...
Alpackin together now!
https://ift.tt/2pz1zvK
Submitted November 19, 2019 at 04:35AM by grettaaa https://ift.tt/2CVGh...
Frog on a tarantula's back
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 04:40AM by niggamachine312 https://ift.tt/2XqPH...
Dis ain't no Bouncy House B!tch
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 04:43AM by Dr_Zol_Epstein_III https://ift.tt/2QrjU...
Praying mantis doing praying mantis things
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 04:47AM by VinhLuchini https://ift.tt/2r8y5...
A coffee mug is a bowl with a handle.
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:38AM by alpacabowlortwoo https://ift.tt/2rV7k...
If more people learned braille, texting while driving wouldn’t be a problem.
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:39AM by Torance2022 https://ift.tt/2rLUk...
Teachers who force you to do higher math completely by hand and without the use of a calculator because “in the real world, you will not have a calculator” are lying to you.
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:39AM by roastedtoperfection https://ift.tt/35frc...
So much food must have been wasted in order for companies to find out how long to microwave their frozen meals.
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:39AM by xQuixotic_ https://ift.tt/2CPGK...
If it wasn't for the movie "A Christmas Story" a lot more kids tongues would get stuck to poles in winter.
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:39AM by PegBundysBonBons https://ift.tt/2rLMJ...
Incense, wine and candles = a freaky scene.
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:41AM by PugetSoundOgre https://ift.tt/2Omnl...
Our days are constant battles between Neuroplasticity and Cognitive Dissonance - the winner decides what the coming days are going to be like.
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:43AM by phusionpassenger https://ift.tt/359R0...
To use wordplay to dodge bot is the one of things human minds are made for.
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:44AM by 256Moin256 https://ift.tt/2NWB5...
The Truman Show completely ignored the question we were all thinking: what they did when he masturbated.
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:46AM by garboooge https://ift.tt/33XMH...
If you poked a transformer in the eye and it blinked, it would cut off your finger.
Was just thinking about it the other day. While transformers are awesome, they’re all metal. Even hugging one, if their joints moved the wrong way, could kill you.
Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:47AM by unpopopinx https://ift.tt/2pqBE...
Regarding the holidays and it being "The most wonderful time of the year", it really only applies to the wealthy corporations that are going to benefit from you spending excessively this season.
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:47AM by Glitch27 https://ift.tt/2rTRF...
The only time its concidered acceptable to cannibalize another person is in utero with a twin
If you don't know what utero means look it up
Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:50AM by hyporex247 https://ift.tt/2KsZe...
Putting up christmas decorations in January is to late and to early at the same time.
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:52AM by swedeinsuede https://ift.tt/2XouV...
As you get older you truly understand the meaning of the saying "ignorance is bliss"
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:53AM by thegamingkaiser https://ift.tt/35bW0...
Sleeping is the only thing we pretend to do in order to achieve it as a final result.
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:53AM by pissedupparrot https://ift.tt/32TBU...
The more new and advanced medicines and treatments get, the more new and deadlier diseases come up.
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:53AM by Chanul24 https://ift.tt/2KrRX...
World hunger is not because of a shortage. It’s a distribution problem.(shortage in some areas)
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:56AM by dudewitbeats https://ift.tt/37hNQ...
The Last Living Person On Earth Will Never Have a Funeral
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:57AM by RedGhoust https://ift.tt/2XoL9...
Biggest Siberian Tiger
https://ift.tt/2KvwhNI
Submitted November 18, 2019 at 03:55AM by theligerworld https://ift.tt/2Xorr...
Last year my brother "won" the white elephant gift exchange with this present. This year I need to find a way to get back at him.
https://ift.tt/2KvwgJE
Submitted November 18, 2019 at 03:56AM by wall__hax https://ift.tt/2KsiD...
Who does it better?
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:08AM by bomblolsuc https://ift.tt/359Np...
Pyramid Building
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:31AM by Dr_Zol_Epstein_III https://ift.tt/2NXHa...
There are people going to bed thinking about a embarrassing thing they did in front of you, that you don't remember
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:35AM by tvmysteries https://ift.tt/37cX3...
If we are living in a simulation, this is the point in the game when you backtrack through where you have been, but something terrible has happened.
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:36AM by Erratic_Professional https://ift.tt/33Pqy...
Being born is something nobody can relate to
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:36AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/2Ohyn...
If the new Scooby-Doo movie is PG-13, then Fred could say fuck!
Excited for the new movie!
Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:36AM by Peytonbutreddit https://ift.tt/2poZw...
You will spend the fastest 5 minutes of your life at a coin operated car wash.
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:36AM by WhoDat4ever https://ift.tt/2Xk0F...
It will always be weird seeing your teacher or boss when shopping for groceries.
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:38AM by tima239 https://ift.tt/2KsOf...
It's a dick move, to have a "help wanted" sign and not accept applications.
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:38AM by Choiceofart https://ift.tt/353eK...
At some point in history, someone might have had the same thoughts you had today, in the same order
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:39AM by tvmysteries https://ift.tt/2XiuH...
When we breathe out we slightly loose weight
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:39AM by LittleMousette https://ift.tt/2CRWu...
Graveyards are flat apartment complexes for the dead
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:39AM by ThatAsian669 https://ift.tt/33U6F...
Life is so meta that thinking this proves it.
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:40AM by parpadeo https://ift.tt/2D1Hh...
People who have gloves in their glove compartments are probably hiding something
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:41AM by influencedbyyou https://ift.tt/2rMKr...
It’s really a shame that we can’t brag about our unique passwords.
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:41AM by dc1810 https://ift.tt/2NUC7...
A productive day in the office for a dog breeder is always a reproductive day in the office.
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:42AM by limited_characters https://ift.tt/2Qoyn...
Any possessive word put after aren’t does not make sense because aren’t is a contraction for are not
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:44AM by the_big_dingus13 https://ift.tt/2Xk6n...
The thought of getting poisoned is scary but we rub isopropyl alcohol in our hands like its nothing.
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:46AM by symphonieEspaghetti https://ift.tt/2CMoH...
When your restaurant is named after a character who's gimmick is smoking spinach and punching people don't be surprised when fights break out
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:46AM by j0hnk50 https://ift.tt/32QrD...
People are relating to villains more because they are the only ones now who can say inconvenient truths. They can be hated, but still get the point across.
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:47AM by keepsmiling134 https://ift.tt/2NTXg...
Our lungs are one of our major organs and yet it doesn’t come to mind knowing it’s technically the most vulnerable organ as well with everything that goes through our nose goes right into our lungs unless our nose/ nasal cavity filters it.
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:47AM by TooManyTriesForAName https://ift.tt/357hW...
Mother feeding the small birds.
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 03:54AM by oh_yeah69nice https://ift.tt/33Vaa...
Sniffing a stink bug
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 03:54AM by unnaturalorder https://ift.tt/2Ku4i...
Hello everyone 🤩🤩🤩
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:49AM by nourdinho https://ift.tt/2CS8r...
Say "What" again, Cat!
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:51AM by thesuavedog https://ift.tt/357Ng...
Should I replace my cellphone (Samsung J7 Neo) with a tablet?
I am thinking about it because I think my cellphone too complicated, and I thought about the fact that a tablet is simpler, bigger and may not be as distracting. I am asking for advice: should I do this? Those who did, was it better?
Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:47AM by sadbitch55 https://ift.tt/2qWel...
What things in the world make you think that a nucular winter would not be so bad?
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:57AM by questionmarkjohndoe https://ift.tt/2rHjO...
Town where do u live do u like it?
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:59AM by zvenom4 https://ift.tt/2rOQR...
A masochist would probably enjoy Hell
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:41AM by Soaring_Symphony https://ift.tt/2QkIL...
Plants are wired while animals are bluetooth
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:42AM by stop-the-normies https://ift.tt/2Qp7v...
Foreskin is kind of a penisnail. Some keep it short, some keep it long and if you don't clean underneath it gets super nasty.
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:42AM by OkolobahaTV https://ift.tt/2CNVl...
We don't give enough credit to our body that fixes all the parts we break all the time
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:44AM by King_Bonio https://ift.tt/2XhCt...
One day, someone will create a Guinness world record by tying a long enough string from the earth to the moon.
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:44AM by Kestrife https://ift.tt/37dXB...
Your fingers and toes are 3D printing nails
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:46AM by Alkalys https://ift.tt/33Ufj...
The stuff you wished you could've done, you can be doing starting today.
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:46AM by doi11 https://ift.tt/2q8UM...
Dogs loving squeaky toys suddenly becomes a lot less cute when you realize the squeaking is simulating the screaming of small prey.
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:47AM by sithmaster0 https://ift.tt/355pg...
Someone out there is the most oblivious person in the world and they have no clue. Forever continuing the cycle of cluelessness.
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:47AM by mregner https://ift.tt/32RQM...
Things going downhill are generally good in the future tense (it's all downhill from here) but bad in the past tense (it all went downhill from there).
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:48AM by IsraelZulu https://ift.tt/2q8oA...
F U is the shortened version of Fuck you, yet it is part of the word Fuck
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:50AM by MrKKC https://ift.tt/37bkN...
The fringes of society...
Are usually in the center of town.
Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:51AM by nauseated-aauugh https://ift.tt/2Ognh...
Too much light and too much darkness can make things hard to see.
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:51AM by Animeking1108 https://ift.tt/2rOQQ...
The various natural marks on your skin (stretch marks, wrinkles, moles etc) are your body's way of creating art
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:51AM by MyNameIsKanya https://ift.tt/35aWZ...
Yoshi Circuit from Mario Kart Tour is a remake of a remake of a remake.
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:53AM by aidean57 https://ift.tt/2CPSK...
Ass's can 3D print shit.
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:53AM by KarmaWhore97 https://ift.tt/2r204...
John Wick definitely has wallhacks
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:55AM by 4egonTargaryen https://ift.tt/2XfFI...
In life, there are three things that are absolutely certain: dеаth, taxes, and Epstеin didn't kill himsеlf.
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:55AM by wackoclown https://ift.tt/2XiOh...
You can tell how good or bad a person is by how guilty they feel when walking past a homeless person.
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:55AM by SaadBean https://ift.tt/32QW2...
Forget the volume levels being the same. Shows shouldn't be allowed to cut to a commercial at the most inopportune times.
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:55AM by Glitch27 https://ift.tt/2CMal...
Do Americans actually use the word 'blowjob' seriously?
I.e. when a male asks their partern for oral sex, do they say 'can I have a blowjob?' or some variation.
Basically, while I would use the word blowjob to refer to oral sex on a man, but I would never use that word in a sexual situation with someone. I would rather use a word such as 'head' or 'oral' over such a cartoonish word, and all my european...
Shark Tank Contestants (Dragons' Den for those in UK ). What was the whole process like? How did you conceive your pitch presentation? Did you make a deal? If not how is your business now? Did you have a difficult experience with the sharks??
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:55AM by brentcolour https://ift.tt/2NRng...
Second hand furniture store name ideas
Hey all! I’m looking to start a second hand furniture store. I’ll first start online/ craigslist / facebook, etc, to test the market and build from there. I’m looking for name ideas for the store. One name that I saw and thought was clever is “mom’s old couch” - I think that could work well for online, or “mom’s old dresser”. Any good suggestions...
The Miis inside of your Wii console are living in a insane asylum.
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:46AM by mr_steal_yo_birb https://ift.tt/373zW...
Pickles are gay because they are Cucumbers Under Marinade, or C.U.M.
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:47AM by EPIC-HAZARD9 https://ift.tt/33P6t...
Giving a standing ovation to someone in a wheelchair is the biggest power move possible.
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:48AM by ItsAndyRu https://ift.tt/2OjIX...
If you go back in time and have sex, the farther back you've gone, the more likely it is you become your own ancestor.
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:50AM by EasyBOven https://ift.tt/2Xlc3...
It's impossible to make a qualitative currency
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:51AM by playlivre1 https://ift.tt/33QMU...
You don’t know how good or bad the hotels are surrounding where you live, it’s one of the things you can’t give advice about to people that have never been there
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:53AM by iamthesauceboss https://ift.tt/2CMk3...
All orifices are ports of one kind or another and the wang is a data cable transferring information into another port when plugged in.
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:54AM by dysphoric-foresight https://ift.tt/2Qkip...
Don't see how the PD can store a parking ticket from 1982, but can't store 12hrs of video footage from an inmate's cell.
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:54AM by Negative_Juan https://ift.tt/375oK...
Snoopy’s dog house is the original TARDIS.
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:54AM by GrahfDidNothingWrong https://ift.tt/2rNax...
Marijuana strains have now become as genetically blurred as the human race.
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:54AM by paulverizer420 https://ift.tt/2QmJy...
You could watch your dog lick its privates and think it's gross, but then an hour later let it give you all the licks.
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:55AM by MuffinTuna https://ift.tt/33P6n...
Someone way back in the day invented Rock, Paper, Scizzors. And to this day it still solves many many issues.
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:56AM by Derrka92 https://ift.tt/2CJ3v...
Non-skippable 5 second ads feel longer than skippable ads.
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:57AM by Zachdude064 https://ift.tt/2XjMI...
If you walk into a sauna with a burrito it will eventually become a dumpling.
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:57AM by eat_with_your_fist https://ift.tt/2rGo1...
You and and one of your enemies have probably masturbated to the same porn video at some point in your lives.
And you’ll never see the enemy cumming. (Thankfully this time)
Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:57AM by Randlez https://ift.tt/350si...
Rice having to be cooked at a 2:1 ratio with water is convenient for the layman dinner preparer
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:58AM by Hyrul3e https://ift.tt/34YAt...
If a butterfly can flap its wings in one part of the world and make a hurricane. Many peoples farts could have caused unknown levels of destruction and will never even realise.
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:59AM by IrishNSketchy https://ift.tt/33KpC...
Someone has probably masterbated over you or they will do at some point during your life
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 05:01AM by BurnTheWind https://ift.tt/2NPVv...
When you order chicken wings they always come with drums but if you order drums they never come with wings.
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 05:02AM by Voodoo_Sorcerer https://ift.tt/2Xcdq...
Back in the days when comedy was classy...
https://youtu.be/frgF68SC8vE?t=159
Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:10AM by capricious_poster https://ift.tt/352cn...
Dr. Robert Sapolsky's lecture about Biological Underpinnings of Religiosity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WwAQqWUkpI
Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:10AM by axeonthra https://ift.tt/2CHE6...
Wifi went down for like 5 minutes, so had to talk to family, they seem like nice people.
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 04:58AM by KarmaWhore97 https://ift.tt/2O83i...
Melted ice cream and cold pizza are roughly the same temperature.
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 04:59AM by superpill https://ift.tt/2qaz1...
Phytoplankton produces more oxygen than trees do, so a raise plankton campaign would benifit humanity more than planting trees.
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:00AM by Overtaker40 https://ift.tt/2XeA1...
People get weirded out at the insane prices of gaming chairs, but put the same looking chair into a car and they'll pay extra
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:00AM by GATESOFOSIRIS https://ift.tt/2rDna...
Requiring a doctor’s note makes doctor’s offices full of contagious illnesses that just need time to get over, thus making everyone more likely to get sick and need to take time off.
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:00AM by Darn_Tooting https://ift.tt/2QdMX...
If you have a dream, and a man appears in it, technically he is the man of your dreams.
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:00AM by TEDOG1232 https://ift.tt/2XeE6...
People get excited about the fact that the brain named itself, when it’s more impressive that the brain named everything imaginable
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:03AM by NicCuay https://ift.tt/2qPMo...
If you ever come across a talking train, it is likely Thomas The Tank Engine.
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:03AM by TEDOG1232 https://ift.tt/2QcNT...
If you write something down, you've made a note. Yet if you make a mistake you tear it up.
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:03AM by Glitch27 https://ift.tt/2CJeL...
Tuning your instrument is a literal vibe check
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:04AM by PointlessAccount_lol https://ift.tt/2Qgmo...
Consequences only seem to matter when they are happening. We are overall pretty good at ignoring imminent issues.
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:04AM by Glitch27 https://ift.tt/2NIZT...
Decades from now, children will no longer understand the struggle that is a knotted headphone cable
Everything is going Bluetooth now.
Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:04AM by iGetHighPlayRS https://ift.tt/36Zyh...
People talk about Bob Ross’ ‘happy little trees’ but don’t usually think about whether the trees they see are happy
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:04AM by dumb_bitch_juice_1 https://ift.tt/2NIiN...
It's not okay to make elephants do tricks for food, but making humans do tricks for food every day is still cool.
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:06AM by HierEncore https://ift.tt/33NNy...
Cats are only confined to spaces as wide as their head.
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:06AM by dah1451 https://ift.tt/350At...
we expect our kids to know “stranger danger” yet we pay strangers to take of our kids and expect our kids to behave
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:07AM by ol1ves https://ift.tt/350As...
Kids spending too much time on their phones is a bad thing. Dad typed on his cell phone.
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:07AM by Glitch27 https://ift.tt/2Ob37...
When The Simpsons premiered Homer was 34, making him a Boomer. Now, if it's an episode where he's 38, he's a Millennial.
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:07AM by OtterLLC https://ift.tt/32Mcs...
Poopoo comes out the other end of your mouth.
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:07AM by DoFartsHaveAccents https://ift.tt/351jM...
Changing your appearance, through surgery, clothing or whatever, won't change who you are inside.
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:07AM by Glitch27 https://ift.tt/32LTP...
disc golf putting stick to the nuts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-q7wBP0P9k
Submitted November 13, 2019 at 05:16AM by Vechzwow https://ift.tt/2Xdz6...
At the heart of any bad person is a scared child.
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:54AM by leave-me-alone-_- https://ift.tt/2rGex...
Loading would probably take a shorter amount of time if there wasn’t a loading bar.
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:55AM by Deleticus https://ift.tt/2NJzQ...
the only way to be truly different if the be yourself
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:55AM by Mrpoker88 https://ift.tt/32Hyf...
Dogs don’t understand us consuming information through television so they just think we sit on the couch and with blank faces and do nothing for hours at a time
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:55AM by Pebian_Jay https://ift.tt/2NIBg...
Being born after nine months of imprisonment in a dark, claustrophobic space is the first time you learn there's light at the end of the tunnel.
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:56AM by JoeFas https://ift.tt/2pVMm...
In most video games you are almost always running, but if you see other npcs running it's because something is happening out of the ordinary.
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:56AM by Xanik_PT https://ift.tt/2Kdtv...
If a man who drives a garbage truck is a garbage man, the person who drives a snow plow is a snowman.
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:56AM by Cheesehead1225 https://ift.tt/2qOvl...
If you want to smoke a cigarette in space you have to bring the oxygen too from earth
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:58AM by tanode https://ift.tt/2Kgc5...
In about 25 years, most boomers will be extinct.
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:59AM by BandaLover https://ift.tt/34Tsg...
If the common man learned how to operate on localized television frequencies and worked within the community to share news and cultivate healthy discourse, we might not be so bothered by “mainstream media” and their niche or controversial proclivities.
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:59AM by RoseAnthoney https://ift.tt/2Qd2A...
If self aware AI is as horny as we are, we could be their sex dolls.
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 05:01AM by shivam111111 https://ift.tt/32FO0...
You don’t realize how much energy it takes to walk around until you’re sick or injured.
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 05:01AM by KeasMe https://ift.tt/2QdS1...
swiss cheese is by far the most influential cheese ever made
Swiss cheese is always used to describe things with holes in them. How many times in your life have you said “that thing over there’s looking like pepper jack ”, no you haven’t.
Submitted November 13, 2019 at 05:02AM by Texas--Toast https://ift.tt/32K5J...
As a child, the fall season is about jumping in to leaf piles, where as an adult, it’s about waking up to the sound of leaf blowers.
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 05:03AM by Astrofluke https://ift.tt/2NGUG...
Getting an ad before “Never Gonna Give You Up” starts playing is the universe having your back.
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 05:05AM by ArseArse69 https://ift.tt/2Xdoh...
More Legos have been sucked up by vacuums than you will ever own in your life.
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 05:06AM by diceblue https://ift.tt/2X5Pe...
"Never Gonna Give You Up" is a nice guy anthem.
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 05:09AM by sisisgone https://ift.tt/2O60m...
You can go up the road and down the road. You can wake up but you can't wake down.
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 05:10AM by MuckingFagical https://ift.tt/32Dbu...
People say to marry your best friend, and if you do then you have a sleep over with them every night.
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 05:10AM by FloufY878 https://ift.tt/2NHBR...
Your Birthday is the anniversary of your birth
It's also the celebration that you survived the year.
Submitted November 13, 2019 at 05:14AM by Bleached1234 https://ift.tt/2XeNn...
We all passed through that...
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:39AM by focuc9 https://ift.tt/2Xdof...
NFW I'm fighting someone
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:49AM by therobohour https://ift.tt/2Ki3x...
Stargate network??? Say what?! Weird.
https://youtu.be/itCgy0BKJ9E?t=135
Submitted November 12, 2019 at 05:05AM by after75comes76 https://ift.tt/34T9y...
Secret Tape #2
https://youtu.be/bcSQ-iaFOXE
Submitted November 12, 2019 at 05:06AM by Oblepf https://ift.tt/2ruTJ...
If you had a thermal camera, you would easily find invisible people
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:39AM by Bandit263 https://ift.tt/2Kdp8...
A figure of speech here could be the reality in an alternate dimension
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:39AM by TheMagicMan4467 https://ift.tt/2KdaL...
In starwars the sith are good guys because they housed and fed people and made better economies but the resistance did none of that.
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:39AM by domo_the_chromo_homo https://ift.tt/2KePT...
Playing copycat at Hogwarts can be much worse then reciting spells individually.
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:41AM by Fir3Fox87 https://ift.tt/32EGx...
Therapists are "happy" experts
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:43AM by wigglytails https://ift.tt/2Q9p9...
People in games with respawn mechanics think of you as someone who can do anything without dying.
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:43AM by RealTrevTV https://ift.tt/2Q89Q...
What happens if you photocopy a mirror
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:45AM by masterka11 https://ift.tt/2p82K...
It feels good to feel good
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:45AM by DUIofPussy https://ift.tt/34OQH...
The job of a counselor is to ultimately run themselves out of business
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:46AM by rwolf2112 https://ift.tt/2X3dY...
Even though English is a gender-free language, some still find the need to create gender-free terms.
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:46AM by dlaesker https://ift.tt/33E8d...
If 2 mind readers read each others minds at the same time they're basically reading their own mind!
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:47AM by AngelOfInsanity https://ift.tt/36YXy...
When someone yells SHOTS, there could be two very different reactions based on the context
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:47AM by jaguarpaw15 https://ift.tt/2O0VY...
Sex was invented by hospitals in the 60s to sell more babies
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:49AM by JLRosewater https://ift.tt/2X6gK...
Showerthoughts has made people late for work countless times.
It’s their own fault though
Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:51AM by Heyreality https://ift.tt/2X587...
Heaven is a prison if you can't escape.
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:51AM by TheBlueRose42 https://ift.tt/2CF4Z...
You can never use the phrase "You took forever" in a literal way. Unless something is named forever.
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:51AM by superdiamond129 https://ift.tt/2O1h1...
Mathematically speaking there is a decent chance that someone somewhere looks very simimlar to you to the point where you look related.
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:52AM by TheBlueRose42 https://ift.tt/2CzNi...
You can’t truly ever say you don’t have diarrhea. You can only say you don’t have diarrhea, yet.
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:53AM by billbrasky37 https://ift.tt/33E66...
Cup holders are the bellybutton of the car
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:53AM by josephtheepi https://ift.tt/34SKa...
Humans lost their fur to put some fur of other animals
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:54AM by Math_ledjo https://ift.tt/2X4Ud...
Spiderman saving the day and keeping the streets clean
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 03:52AM by monopixel https://ift.tt/2NDPc...
Time is faster if your small but slower if your huge
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Submitted November 11, 2019 at 04:54AM by neverunderestimateme https://ift.tt/2Cy7k...
A penis is a horny thought meter.
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Submitted November 11, 2019 at 04:54AM by Negative_Juan https://ift.tt/2X2TI...
Something will always happen wheather you're present or not.
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Submitted November 11, 2019 at 04:55AM by jusbeR347 https://ift.tt/2NYxF...
You can crack your knuckles, but you can also crack your toes
How you do it is first scrunch your toes up, second put your toes on a soft surface i.e. a pillow or a towel, second is to hold onto something while transferring your weight to your foot or push down on your foot while scrunched up. We can do this because our hands used to be feet since we evolved from amphibians millions of years ago, then we became...
Being able to clean yourself like a cat or dog does could be both awkward and fun.
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Submitted November 11, 2019 at 05:00AM by al567287 https://ift.tt/2qDlC...
Speeding is a crime, so most people are criminals
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Submitted November 11, 2019 at 05:00AM by ziploc_sandwhich https://ift.tt/32Aab...
We will never see or visit anything beyond our local galaxy cluster, because the distances between them are too great, even for faster than light travel. We are almost truly alone in this universe.
If we say there is one planet with life per galaxy, there are literal quintillion’s of these planets in the universe. But we will only be able to see like 10 of them max over the course of the universe’s existence, because by the time we develop the means to travel to these galaxies, they will be moving away from us faster than we can travel towards...
“Clap on, clap off” is the now-dead ancestor of Alexa
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Submitted November 11, 2019 at 05:02AM by heatherkan https://ift.tt/2roYY...
A good number of anonymous tips likely come in from psychiatrists and priests.
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Submitted November 11, 2019 at 05:02AM by G_man252 https://ift.tt/2Q14F...
Anyone who says “okay, gen y” never tried to beat Battletoads
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Submitted November 11, 2019 at 05:03AM by GooseBdaisy https://ift.tt/32FCi...
We see in two dimensions, but feel in three.
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Submitted November 11, 2019 at 05:03AM by vzfy https://ift.tt/32EUu...
Guns are the least used purchased item, but one of the most useful
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Submitted November 11, 2019 at 05:04AM by Daevies https://ift.tt/2qCPO...
Little did we know Whack-a-Mole was teaching us Social Media Skills.
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Submitted November 11, 2019 at 05:04AM by Negative_Juan https://ift.tt/2X1tj...
Apples get molested by worms.
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Submitted November 11, 2019 at 05:05AM by apacheco6921 https://ift.tt/2NyQR...
Penn State Nitta y lion looks like....
That poor mascot looks like someone went to a thrift store and came back like “Ta-da”. I feel sorry for how crappy he looks.
Submitted November 11, 2019 at 05:05AM by fortuneswon https://ift.tt/2qJ6c...
There's probably a universe where people like cockroaches.
*visible shudder*
Submitted November 11, 2019 at 05:06AM by Yargetti https://ift.tt/2CylC...
If the video from "Rings" was real internet trolls would have f*cked us all.
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Submitted November 11, 2019 at 05:06AM by king_the_kong https://ift.tt/2p4L0...
In the timeline of the universe, we are ancient.
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Submitted November 11, 2019 at 05:07AM by boomerkid19 https://ift.tt/34IfD...
You will never again visit the same spot in your life due to the fact that the Earth orbits the sun, and the sun orbits the center of the galaxy. This is always moving us at a speed of 450,000 mph. Thus, we will never be able to visit the same spot ever again
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Submitted November 11, 2019 at 05:08AM by LLoaas https://ift.tt/2QbUn...
r/NatureIsFuckingLit is a gradual process
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Submitted November 11, 2019 at 05:09AM by hanato_06 https://ift.tt/2paN4...
Steve-O perfectly demonstrating what taking acid looks like
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Submitted November 11, 2019 at 04:54AM by ancientpulsar https://ift.tt/33ArG...
At least you tried
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Submitted November 11, 2019 at 05:06AM by DazzlingDig https://ift.tt/2Q7Q1...
WOMP WOMP!
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Submitted November 11, 2019 at 05:06AM by christcuck666 https://ift.tt/36RW4...
Singing ABBA in a river in Japan
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kewXtkGmDtw&feature=youtu.be
Submitted November 10, 2019 at 05:05AM by Juicy_Edible_Deuce https://ift.tt/2K6Vc...
I feel like this is what punk videos should be now.
https://youtu.be/hCpzdWnUBRo
Submitted November 10, 2019 at 05:06AM by Ralome https://ift.tt/2K37M...
Country toad
https://youtu.be/x0hYKGotu4I
Submitted November 10, 2019 at 05:09AM by the-man-of-cancer https://ift.tt/33xUP...
Gender Studies - It's One Way To Get Screwed ( by Alistair Williams)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J61mDnxTYVg
Submitted November 10, 2019 at 05:10AM by ninjatune https://ift.tt/33A4I...
We Code Custom Bots & Social Networking Tools - Read Our Description For Info..
https://youtu.be/PgyWi7VRl_4
Submitted November 10, 2019 at 05:11AM by PeterMag1 https://ift.tt/2p7Hk...
I’m 85% Sure I’m Straight! - Peep Show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfUFzoMpjzA
Submitted November 10, 2019 at 05:15AM by Mista_Wong https://ift.tt/36YVC...
Justin, The Single Dad presents E Z Chilli
https://youtu.be/7Co7AxSAaIk
Submitted November 10, 2019 at 05:15AM by TheGreatHarryBarnett https://ift.tt/2CFNt...
How To Enable FPS Counter On Android Games | No Root
https://youtu.be/nvopfOFBh_U
Submitted November 10, 2019 at 05:17AM by Elvis_Chibundu https://ift.tt/36NuD...
There is a Bug Inside my Monitor!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PULRdxOG-aw
Submitted November 10, 2019 at 05:20AM by l_del_rey https://ift.tt/33waI...
For the release of the new Rick and Morty Season.
https://youtu.be/qk8IXzG5BKo
Submitted November 10, 2019 at 05:21AM by m33kil https://ift.tt/2CsA6...
Professional Wrestlers Who Decided to Wrestle Bears & Alligators Who Were Injured & Killed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WKK58pE4l4
Submitted November 10, 2019 at 04:53AM by Davidee88 https://ift.tt/2K71p...
Wearing glasses over a.. mask (?)
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Submitted November 10, 2019 at 04:59AM by Hagashee https://ift.tt/2CqiO...
When everyone looks fly on the big day
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Submitted November 10, 2019 at 04:52AM by Comfortable_Jacket https://ift.tt/36NtM...
Frecce Tricolori - Golfo di napoli
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Submitted November 10, 2019 at 04:55AM by yudoit https://ift.tt/36NtM...
What is a movie that you never desired to watch a second time; But was happy once you did?
I often find myself looking though pages of movie titles; in which I have already viewed most of them. Occasionally I will be tempted to watch some of them a second time but don't. I am looking for suggestions that might push me to watch one of them a second time. Of course there are movies that obviously deserve multiple viewings. But I am looking...
If I put your whole life (every deed, thought) on a movie for your family to watch, how far away from your country would you run? God offers salvation as an gift through the Lord Jesus Christ, who is God come in flesh to suffered and died for our sins buried and rose again. Repent and believe!
Thank you for taking the time to read this message, I appreciate it! - I’d love to share this amazing news with you, but first, there is some bad news, here, take a test. Where are you going when you die? Do you think your a good person? If so... * How many lies have you told? * Have you ever stolen anything despite its value? * Have you fornicated...
James Dean set to star in new film through digital resurrection, horrifying fans
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Submitted November 10, 2019 at 04:30AM by PraiseGod_BareBone https://ift.tt/36PNn...
If you could pick the last movie you ever watch before you die, which movie would you pick?
Not looking for the most obscure or bad movie you'll never see. If I wanted crazy loopholes, I'd ask AskReddit. Instead I'm asking movie buffs, hoping for some great serious answers.
Not a loophole, but an answer like, "it hasn't come out yet, I'm hoping my last movie is something so great, it's better than my current favorite movie," while great,...