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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:24AM by St0pX https://ift.tt/35Q7prU
Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:24AM by St0pX https://ift.tt/35Q7prU
Stolen nipples...!!
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:27AM by CarlVRodrigueza https://ift.tt/2LbegnU
Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:27AM by CarlVRodrigueza https://ift.tt/2LbegnU
You have to choose between nature and nurture.
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:53AM by Busynez https://ift.tt/2OByjhK
Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:53AM by Busynez https://ift.tt/2OByjhK
If you’ve ever brought back a souvenir from a foreign country and thought it was so unique to have something from there, just check the labels on food, sorry to spoil it but your souvenir isn’t that unique....
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:34AM by watermelon024 https://ift.tt/35JtPuW
Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:34AM by watermelon024 https://ift.tt/35JtPuW
Maybe mermaids find shipwrecks as exciting as we find beached whales.
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:34AM by EarthMarsUranus https://ift.tt/2YcXfiN
Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:34AM by EarthMarsUranus https://ift.tt/2YcXfiN
One of the most satisfying things in life is managing to turn a nightmare into a normal dream and waking up with a feeling of victory
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:36AM by VideoBurrito https://ift.tt/2L98Yt3
Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:36AM by VideoBurrito https://ift.tt/2L98Yt3
Dog is the opposite of diamond because of who their best friends are.
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:38AM by Gary_October https://ift.tt/2qc1Sgo
Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:38AM by Gary_October https://ift.tt/2qc1Sgo
The word "read" rhymes with dead and deed, but dead and deed don't rhyme
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:38AM by TJay725 https://ift.tt/2qbd5xI
Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:38AM by TJay725 https://ift.tt/2qbd5xI
The world will probably never know the amount of licks it takes to get to the center of the human skull.
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:39AM by bacc_in_blacc https://ift.tt/2q5UGSL
Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:39AM by bacc_in_blacc https://ift.tt/2q5UGSL
There is no such thing as an exit only an entrence to the outside
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:40AM by staidarcher2198 https://ift.tt/2Y5geeJ
Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:40AM by staidarcher2198 https://ift.tt/2Y5geeJ
At some unknown point in our lives, we all have our obituary picture taken.
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:41AM by HighQualityH20h https://ift.tt/2rLOiAv
Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:41AM by HighQualityH20h https://ift.tt/2rLOiAv
In one month, 2040 will be closer than 2000.
I still feel like 2009 was a year ago.
Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:41AM by SvatyFini https://ift.tt/2Dyhbmy
Inbreeding is a touchy subject because those privileged to see their blood as pure, can’t handle the impurities.
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:42AM by CasanovaNova https://ift.tt/34DuUnR
Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:42AM by CasanovaNova https://ift.tt/34DuUnR
Someday, photography and videography will become obsolete.
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:44AM by deadmeme7777 https://ift.tt/34M3WuF
Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:44AM by deadmeme7777 https://ift.tt/34M3WuF
One advantage of techno music is that you can keep listening to it when your computer freezes
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:45AM by Bucolique https://ift.tt/2Y33Z2j
Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:45AM by Bucolique https://ift.tt/2Y33Z2j
There's 2 types of people in the world: People that need to be reassured and Reassurers
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:46AM by npardy https://ift.tt/2q6dp0y
Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:46AM by npardy https://ift.tt/2q6dp0y
Listening to music has become less of an activity over the years because we hear it more and more often.
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:48AM by WaxDrinker https://ift.tt/2L9b0cR
Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:48AM by WaxDrinker https://ift.tt/2L9b0cR
The homeless and needy need to start carrying credit card swipers, no one carries cash anymore!
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:48AM by brkn_creative1 https://ift.tt/2DyXVp2
Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:48AM by brkn_creative1 https://ift.tt/2DyXVp2
Too much flavour is worse than no flavour at all
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:48AM by kushkansara02 https://ift.tt/2OCc5fx
Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:48AM by kushkansara02 https://ift.tt/2OCc5fx
If you kill the person with cancer the person with cancer won't die from cancer.
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:50AM by RiotXY https://ift.tt/2DyhfCO
Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:50AM by RiotXY https://ift.tt/2DyhfCO
If we need 2 eyes to perceive depth(3 dimensions), that implies that 4 dimensional beings would need a 3rd eye.
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:51AM by epik_fayler https://ift.tt/35TfJaD
Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:51AM by epik_fayler https://ift.tt/35TfJaD
If a zombie apocalypse were to happen we wouldn't know because all the dead people wouldn't be able to escape their coffins 6 feet underground
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:53AM by tortellinipizza https://ift.tt/2DvVV0y
Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:53AM by tortellinipizza https://ift.tt/2DvVV0y
Maybe the reason old dollar bills are valuable is because there is a market for it from time travelers..
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Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:53AM by Lizurd_Dikk https://ift.tt/2R7lIUQ
Submitted December 01, 2019 at 04:53AM by Lizurd_Dikk https://ift.tt/2R7lIUQ
Guys, I think my banana went bad!
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:37AM by MotionlessMerc https://ift.tt/2Ovxmaq
Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:37AM by MotionlessMerc https://ift.tt/2Ovxmaq
What the people wanted
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:47AM by j-a-c-k-g-d https://ift.tt/34Cl3i8
Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:47AM by j-a-c-k-g-d https://ift.tt/34Cl3i8
So satisfying
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:53AM by trunkadelic https://ift.tt/2L6AEia
Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:53AM by trunkadelic https://ift.tt/2L6AEia
Watching straight porn is gay because you're watching your gender get fucked, but watching gay porn of the opposite gender is straight because you're watching the opposite gender get fucked no matter what
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:53AM by TardisCatTwo https://ift.tt/35X0tJV
Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:53AM by TardisCatTwo https://ift.tt/35X0tJV
When you save a young person's life, you are potentially saving the lives of millions of people.
Its future descendants / generations
Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:54AM by JohnCandyCane https://ift.tt/2q2Njvm
If penises grew like tree rings, such that it added a new layer every year, then we can measure the perfect age of fertility by having something girthy enough and never too big for a vagina.
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:54AM by Robert_Jarman https://ift.tt/33Dpl7X
Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:54AM by Robert_Jarman https://ift.tt/33Dpl7X
Stopwatch and timer are named backwards... you watch for when to stop with a timer and you keep track of time with a stop watch.
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:54AM by HiImDan https://ift.tt/37MbwXP
Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:54AM by HiImDan https://ift.tt/37MbwXP
We probably peed the most times without ever knowing it
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:54AM by the_humanthatexists https://ift.tt/33wP41H
Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:54AM by the_humanthatexists https://ift.tt/33wP41H
If you jump in a moving train, it's like you're being thrown at the same speed the train is moving.
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:55AM by mutatedwatermelon https://ift.tt/2L6zjIm
Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:55AM by mutatedwatermelon https://ift.tt/2L6zjIm
Those who say the planet is going to die and then proceed to have kids are either some of the dumbest or most evil kind of people out there.
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:55AM by wafflepocket69 https://ift.tt/2rDms9P
Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:55AM by wafflepocket69 https://ift.tt/2rDms9P
People like 'The Office' because the characters are relatable shitty people and that reassures us that being shitty is human.
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:56AM by Overlord_Slydie_WWP https://ift.tt/2L7qCxD
Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:56AM by Overlord_Slydie_WWP https://ift.tt/2L7qCxD
If your SO immediate family is a police officer or lawyer then they'd actually be in law
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:56AM by Faceless416 https://ift.tt/2Y1mQLk
Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:56AM by Faceless416 https://ift.tt/2Y1mQLk
When someone's hair gets in your eye, they get your eye juice in their hair.
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:57AM by Edge_Goldie https://ift.tt/2R3sN8Z
Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:57AM by Edge_Goldie https://ift.tt/2R3sN8Z
News articles saying someone or something has a 'secret weapon' become factually incorrect as soon as they're published.
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:58AM by Chaeix https://ift.tt/2OwI5l6
Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:58AM by Chaeix https://ift.tt/2OwI5l6
A loud TV won't keep you awake when you're on the couch in front of it, but when you're laying in bed and someone is watching in the next room suddenly it's the loudest thing ever.
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:58AM by SweetNeo85 https://ift.tt/2R5m4LK
Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:58AM by SweetNeo85 https://ift.tt/2R5m4LK
The very concept of abstraction is abstract.
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:58AM by krisyboyy https://ift.tt/33tICbz
Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:58AM by krisyboyy https://ift.tt/33tICbz
The saying “Don’t change who you are for someone else” is ironic because most of your personality is influenced by others around you
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:58AM by joonclement https://ift.tt/2r0dLGp
Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:58AM by joonclement https://ift.tt/2r0dLGp
Santa leaves his fingerprints and spit after breaking into people’s houses
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:58AM by Retarded_Ladder https://ift.tt/2DwC01O
Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:58AM by Retarded_Ladder https://ift.tt/2DwC01O
It's usually seen as weird or lazy to leave Christmas decorations up all year but if someone did it with Halloween or Easter decorations they might be seen as insane or creepy
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:59AM by I_AM_NOT_MAD https://ift.tt/37Qjgbr
Submitted November 30, 2019 at 04:59AM by I_AM_NOT_MAD https://ift.tt/37Qjgbr
"No Pain No Gain" is the "Live Laugh Love" for athletes
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 05:00AM by MyNameIsKanya https://ift.tt/2rFXfva
Submitted November 30, 2019 at 05:00AM by MyNameIsKanya https://ift.tt/2rFXfva
Trading players in sport teams is low-key human trafficking
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 05:01AM by pris9n-pony https://ift.tt/2L7qJt3
Submitted November 30, 2019 at 05:01AM by pris9n-pony https://ift.tt/2L7qJt3
Every time we reach the peak of a hike, we’re walking on someone’s humble brag that not only did they complete the same hike many times over - they also managed to lay an entire trail, railings and sometimes stairs.
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Submitted November 30, 2019 at 05:03AM by iserberr https://ift.tt/2P0aYF4
Submitted November 30, 2019 at 05:03AM by iserberr https://ift.tt/2P0aYF4
My doctor said I need more exercises...
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:27AM by NoobyGamingOfficial https://ift.tt/2R2IDAO
Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:27AM by NoobyGamingOfficial https://ift.tt/2R2IDAO
“Have children!” they said. “It’ll be fun!” they said.
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:32AM by Oldmate81 https://ift.tt/2L55WpN
Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:32AM by Oldmate81 https://ift.tt/2L55WpN
People this year on Thanksgiving
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:47AM by GeneralVague https://ift.tt/2L54MKX
Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:47AM by GeneralVague https://ift.tt/2L54MKX
The first guy to milk a cow/goat must have been a weirdo
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:45AM by ben--dover123 https://ift.tt/2Os1rb0
Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:45AM by ben--dover123 https://ift.tt/2Os1rb0
In prehistoric times, the only way to make a fashion statement was the style and length of your hair
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:46AM by rayyylune https://ift.tt/34qVLDE
Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:46AM by rayyylune https://ift.tt/34qVLDE
If your car is going to breakdown, the odds of it happening seems to skyrocket if you drive over a railroad track.
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:46AM by wwwdot3dotcom https://ift.tt/33pYxYF
Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:46AM by wwwdot3dotcom https://ift.tt/33pYxYF
Having a cold be a lot more serious if instead of your nose clogging up, your mouth did
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:47AM by EdSwagalishious https://ift.tt/2OSWaZ1
Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:47AM by EdSwagalishious https://ift.tt/2OSWaZ1
When a movie or game is announced that you are excited for you try and find out everything you can about it but when it comes out you avoid anything talking about it.
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:47AM by big_nibba_big_heart https://ift.tt/34wDVPA
Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:47AM by big_nibba_big_heart https://ift.tt/34wDVPA
We disregard some of our best ideas/inventions because they seem soo simple to us that surely someone else would have done it.
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:48AM by sheeeitMang https://ift.tt/2OtUqX1
Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:48AM by sheeeitMang https://ift.tt/2OtUqX1
We say "things always happen in threes" because it's the smallest number of similar events that can be seen as a pattern.
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:49AM by ScissorNightRam https://ift.tt/2qTEcxz
Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:49AM by ScissorNightRam https://ift.tt/2qTEcxz
Since calories are a measure of energy in something, everything can have you daily nutrition facts based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:49AM by SauceySaucePan https://ift.tt/2qKFjzL
Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:49AM by SauceySaucePan https://ift.tt/2qKFjzL
If Australians had a Thanksgiving it would have a prison theme
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:52AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/2q5dYI8
Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:52AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/2q5dYI8
Our generation is probably like the people of the seventies, we’re the weirdos that stick out and will eventually become unpopular, and every now and again you’ll see one of us at some event or in public and be like eww...
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:52AM by TheHauntedHost https://ift.tt/2XSZNlU
Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:52AM by TheHauntedHost https://ift.tt/2XSZNlU
There are lots of Christmas shows where Santa exists, but people don’t believe it, despite an abundance of evidence.
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:54AM by gregory_the_smarmy https://ift.tt/2OSy40D
Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:54AM by gregory_the_smarmy https://ift.tt/2OSy40D
Years from now when the internet has a library of stupid videos more so than it does now, searching something as random as "banana eating cucumber while riding a bike" will have mutiple search results.
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:56AM by Dafuskie https://ift.tt/2DpcsDB
Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:56AM by Dafuskie https://ift.tt/2DpcsDB
The management behind Tinder wants people to stay single because otherwise they wouldn’t have users
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:56AM by rayyylune https://ift.tt/2OSGC7t
Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:56AM by rayyylune https://ift.tt/2OSGC7t
Blueprints can move at the speed of light. So, at that point, having an identical object appear at a vast distance is more about manufacturing than transportation.
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:57AM by drunkenpoodles https://ift.tt/35EsMfG
Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:57AM by drunkenpoodles https://ift.tt/35EsMfG
airport security's job is to convince you that if you're annoyed, you're safer
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:57AM by QueenElsaArrendelle https://ift.tt/37Kc0ha
Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:57AM by QueenElsaArrendelle https://ift.tt/37Kc0ha
Fault lines are the earth’s buttcracks
I don’t know
Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:58AM by UltraCheesecake77 https://ift.tt/2DonOaP
gay men really enjoy having romantic intercourse with other men by the fire place while listening to Kenny G
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:59AM by quinjjeee https://ift.tt/37LB9Ir
Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:59AM by quinjjeee https://ift.tt/37LB9Ir
Everyone can be a sword swallower at least once.
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:59AM by JohnnyBroadsword https://ift.tt/2OtBh7F
Submitted November 29, 2019 at 04:59AM by JohnnyBroadsword https://ift.tt/2OtBh7F
Hoes with no guidance could technically be labeled as “metal heads”
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 05:01AM by Kyhte https://ift.tt/2OrpZ3M
Submitted November 29, 2019 at 05:01AM by Kyhte https://ift.tt/2OrpZ3M
Any sport that needs half naked women on the sidelines generally aren’t good sports
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Submitted November 29, 2019 at 05:03AM by Slxphz https://ift.tt/2DszSYU
Submitted November 29, 2019 at 05:03AM by Slxphz https://ift.tt/2DszSYU
There are more human bodies in the ground then there are above ground.
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:14AM by TheMinMartyr https://ift.tt/33mGsKN
Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:14AM by TheMinMartyr https://ift.tt/33mGsKN
Most people who wear polo shirts never played the game let alone know what it is.
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:15AM by mkrochmal https://ift.tt/2QVnVCL
Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:15AM by mkrochmal https://ift.tt/2QVnVCL
Living a good life is about loving others and loving yourself. Often times people are unhappy because they’re only doing one or neither.
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:17AM by Omnizek https://ift.tt/34rn6pt
Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:17AM by Omnizek https://ift.tt/34rn6pt
Macro fetishists in the Monsters Inc universe must be kaiju fetishists.
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:17AM by MasterofCreamCheese https://ift.tt/2DpyBlj
Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:17AM by MasterofCreamCheese https://ift.tt/2DpyBlj
It will be pretty disappointing if a Harry Potter porn parody was ever made and there wasn't a scene where Dobby the house elf says "master has given Dobby his *ock!"
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:18AM by Myfakeaccount90 https://ift.tt/2R0CIfx
Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:18AM by Myfakeaccount90 https://ift.tt/2R0CIfx
Donkey from Shrek is Red/Blue colorblind and a major color he can really see properly is Green. Maybe Donkey also took a liking to Shrek because to him Shrek was colorful compared to other characters in the series
Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:18AM by YourEyesSeeNothing https://ift.tt/2LfxZmL
If all gym's machines were required to be electric generators we'd probably by this point have generated an enormous quantity of clean electricity
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:19AM by SepiX2902 https://ift.tt/2L28Onn
Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:19AM by SepiX2902 https://ift.tt/2L28Onn
A square of toilet paper isn't actually a square, it's a rectangle.
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:20AM by Firewallowo https://ift.tt/2XUezcb
Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:20AM by Firewallowo https://ift.tt/2XUezcb
People nowadays have more confidence going on tinder dates than job interviews
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:21AM by MaksouR https://ift.tt/2DpZOUM
Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:21AM by MaksouR https://ift.tt/2DpZOUM
People complain about all of the networks have their own streaming service, but this is exactly what people asked for 20 years ago. No one liked paying for a package deal that included channels that they didn't watch. Now, everyone can only subscribe to what they want.
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:22AM by ListentotheLemon https://ift.tt/34s82aT
Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:22AM by ListentotheLemon https://ift.tt/34s82aT
Putting down new era Simpsons feels like putting down new era Tim Hortons
Nostalgia is good, but the truth got to be told
Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:22AM by canehdian78 https://ift.tt/34pUdd2
Short people have the edge in looking wise because they're always looking up thoughtfully.
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:22AM by VerbotenPublish https://ift.tt/2XPWvjk
Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:22AM by VerbotenPublish https://ift.tt/2XPWvjk
Tomorrow everyone will be saying how grateful they are for what they have, the day after they will be fighting over discounted items.
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:24AM by BasicRedditor1997 https://ift.tt/2L0LyGx
Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:24AM by BasicRedditor1997 https://ift.tt/2L0LyGx
If necessity is the mother of invention, then procrastination must be the father.
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:24AM by sonofjudd https://ift.tt/2rAev5i
Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:24AM by sonofjudd https://ift.tt/2rAev5i
Has anyone seen a bird yawn
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:25AM by its_only_marcus https://ift.tt/2QUDuKW
Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:25AM by its_only_marcus https://ift.tt/2QUDuKW
Saying your restaurant is "farm to table" doesn't actually specify whether your food is organic or not.
Think about it.
Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:25AM by lyribit https://ift.tt/35HG4s1
If Lord Voldemort had drank Felix Felicis, he would’ve killed Harry Potter easily.
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:25AM by denanlogos https://ift.tt/2OrBKaI
Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:25AM by denanlogos https://ift.tt/2OrBKaI
As TVs get bigger and bigger, one of the most practical applications of foldable screen technology will be to allow it to fold down into a small enough box to easily ship to your home.
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:26AM by Arsenic181 https://ift.tt/2OJHxXK
Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:26AM by Arsenic181 https://ift.tt/2OJHxXK
If someone hit their cars panic button for an emergency, odds are that if people heard it, they would ignore it.
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:26AM by SP3LLICUP https://ift.tt/2OpF9Xs
Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:26AM by SP3LLICUP https://ift.tt/2OpF9Xs
If you want more left leaning comments you browse by most popular while if you want more right leaning comments you browse by controversial
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Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:26AM by Fatalchains_ https://ift.tt/34nXx8y
Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:26AM by Fatalchains_ https://ift.tt/34nXx8y
is it wrong to find your parents Arguments Interesting?
I find my parents arguments pretty interesting and I feel guilty for some reason because most kids actually don't like when there parents are fighting but I just eavesdrop on the whole thing and state opinions while no ones around. I do t know, I guess I just thought it was weird of me to find it entertaining.
Submitted November 28, 2019 at 04:48AM by Openexpress https://ift.tt/35DfOyW
Was I wrong in this situation ?
This guy I had been talking to for about 3 months (NOT BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND) We started to like each other and everything. We had been hanging out a lot. One time we spent three days in a row together for like 6 hours each day. We were supposed to hang out on the Sunday that just passed but he came down with a cold so I told him that we could reschedule. I cleared my whole day to hang out with him. I finished all my work the day before so we could practically spend the whole day together. But he canceled and I was at home bored so I posted on snap if anyone wanted to hang out because I didn't want to sit in the house starting at my phone for 24 hours. He saw it and got mad at me and was like "If you hung out with another guy blah blah blah" that wasn't my intention because I only talk to one guy and he's been my real good friend since the 9th grade and I never looked at him in a romantic way. Anyway So pretty much I apologized for it... when I really didn't have to... because I can hang out with other people other than the guy I've been talking to. He basically told me he was done. I then apologized like 2 more times and said that I didn't want us to be over because I really like him. But every time he left me on read. Then lat night I guess he posted a picture on snapchat with another girl with heart eyes under it. Anyways, was I wrong in anyway in this situation? I even apologized to just.... let us go back to talking because he was ignoring me (I'm 20 and he's 22)
Submitted November 28, 2019 at 04:59AM by MysticTacos https://ift.tt/2L1hdrd
Help a fellow gamer
So I’ve bought 3 Xbox controllers in the past 2 weeks. Every time, they will do this thing where I won’t be touching them and my character will start looking to the right and I don’t know how to fix it. If anyone can tell me how to fix this, please let me know
Submitted November 28, 2019 at 05:04AM by DangerFleaYT https://ift.tt/2Otd3dC
"Overcome" is such a dirty word and no one realizes it.
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:07AM by xoduspbc https://ift.tt/2rsU7D3
Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:07AM by xoduspbc https://ift.tt/2rsU7D3
newspeople tell us to stay home in inclement weather, even though they’ve made it themselves every time
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:07AM by greytorade https://ift.tt/2QWrU22
Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:07AM by greytorade https://ift.tt/2QWrU22
The direction you’re going in life is more important than the speed you’re getting there.
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:09AM by X-Warlord https://ift.tt/33o7im3
Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:09AM by X-Warlord https://ift.tt/33o7im3
The term "son of a bitch" is more of an insult to the mother of who the insult is directed at.
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:11AM by mrutherford1106 https://ift.tt/2XOpjIU
Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:11AM by mrutherford1106 https://ift.tt/2XOpjIU
Nobody dies they always get killed
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:13AM by Nik0660 https://ift.tt/2rsyOBp
Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:13AM by Nik0660 https://ift.tt/2rsyOBp
Our brains are a hard drive but in this one, we can't choose what to delete when it's full of trash.
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:15AM by spaceboys https://ift.tt/2rvEV7W
Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:15AM by spaceboys https://ift.tt/2rvEV7W
Smoking cigars is a sign of affluence, but smoking cigarettes is considered trashy
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:15AM by tonebone731 https://ift.tt/35Bxxa0
Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:15AM by tonebone731 https://ift.tt/35Bxxa0
Team trees is stuck because boomers haven't given (and probably won't give) their fair share
Hear me out, the zipf effect says that things exponentially decay according to how frequent they are in something, like a community or generations, or uses of a word in a book. It also can be said that the reason behind 80% of one thing's frequency is due in part to the top 20%
Team trees is stuck at ~16 mil, which is 80% of the goal, and if millennials are 20% of the population then that means that the rest if the population isn't/hasn't contributed because they can't/don't care
So the millennials have done their part of paying for the trees, now all that needs to happen is that the other generations have to be made more aware of the issue
Note: non of this is solid, and the math is probably wrong, Vsauce explains the zipf effect better than I can remember rn
Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:16AM by baluga-beans https://ift.tt/2XRQlyV
If Humans Could Photosynthesize There Would Probably Be No Overweight People
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:18AM by Mu51c-Add1c7 https://ift.tt/2Dkk7Dd
Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:18AM by Mu51c-Add1c7 https://ift.tt/2Dkk7Dd
Every time you remember something, the memory degrades a little, so you really can unsee something if you think about it hard enough.
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:18AM by lost40s https://ift.tt/2qQcCRH
Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:18AM by lost40s https://ift.tt/2qQcCRH
The most important scientific discovery wasn’t made by a “scientist” at all - it was a random cave man beating two rocks together
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:18AM by s-ymon https://ift.tt/2OMjp79
Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:18AM by s-ymon https://ift.tt/2OMjp79
Dogs must think humans have no sense of smell.
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:19AM by for_the_reddit1 https://ift.tt/2XVpceD
Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:19AM by for_the_reddit1 https://ift.tt/2XVpceD
It’s an unbelievably tragic coincidence that one of human’s most loved foods is poison to dogs
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:21AM by Postgres_Malone https://ift.tt/2OLJDGO
Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:21AM by Postgres_Malone https://ift.tt/2OLJDGO
The term postmodern is already dated
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:21AM by Paradoxataur69 https://ift.tt/35MVxXZ
Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:21AM by Paradoxataur69 https://ift.tt/35MVxXZ
At some point, a handful of internet users could have been pulled into a fake side-internet that the internet created and they essentially live in an alternative reality.
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:21AM by KeasMe https://ift.tt/2Ol0hhk
Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:21AM by KeasMe https://ift.tt/2Ol0hhk
Scientists have a new explanation for static electricity after 2600 years without a widely accepted one
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:13AM by Barknuckle https://ift.tt/2Op67hV
Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:13AM by Barknuckle https://ift.tt/2Op67hV
I hat the block pople
How stop?
Submitted November 27, 2019 at 04:51AM by jew_inhaler https://ift.tt/35DoVzw
I need suggestions for games I could play offline
Going on a long roadtrip and figured I could download a few games and play them during the long drive. My laptop is not built for gaming so the games can't be too demanding. Any suggestions? So far I've thought about like downloading an emulator and playing some of the old pokemon games.
Submitted November 27, 2019 at 04:59AM by MrSeriousMann https://ift.tt/33mJI92
Cars that allow different temps for your face and feet?
Are there any cars out there that allow you to set a different temperature for the floor vents and the upper vents?
Submitted November 27, 2019 at 04:59AM by flubnik https://ift.tt/2qNkF1L
Why are the farts smelling so good today?
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:00AM by Yeasty-Vagina https://ift.tt/37KLVPh
Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:00AM by Yeasty-Vagina https://ift.tt/37KLVPh
Is there a such thing as healthy obesity?
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Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:01AM by logangold497 https://ift.tt/33qDeGe
Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:01AM by logangold497 https://ift.tt/33qDeGe
Can I run Planet coaster?
I have a hp 15z laptop with an amd A9 processor, an amd radeon r5 graphics card, and 8gb ram. I know it doesn’t meet system requirements, but I really want to play planet coaster. Will it still run on my computer?
Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:03AM by Dank1232 https://ift.tt/2sfRJje
Is it weird?
Is it weird to have eggnog before Halloween? Not in a "I want Christmas to come now" way but in a "I've only had eggnog a couple times in my life and enjoyed it and would like to drink some more now that's it available in stores." way?
Submitted November 27, 2019 at 05:03AM by seawarn https://ift.tt/2OGizsg
A moment to appreciate this moment in one of Obama's last speeches as president.
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:11AM by Jorgens01 https://ift.tt/2DiXkre
Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:11AM by Jorgens01 https://ift.tt/2DiXkre
In the original Super Mario Bro’s. Luigi’s hair was green.
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:19AM by Wow_Unique_Username https://ift.tt/2OMMTS3
Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:19AM by Wow_Unique_Username https://ift.tt/2OMMTS3
It’s so hard to make something original but it constantly keeps happening, the mind is a beautiful thing.
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:19AM by Deathbysnusnubooboo https://ift.tt/2KWKqng
Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:19AM by Deathbysnusnubooboo https://ift.tt/2KWKqng
You can punch a fired bullet, but it will also punch your hand.
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:19AM by GrizzledTheGrizzly https://ift.tt/2XRKObN
Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:19AM by GrizzledTheGrizzly https://ift.tt/2XRKObN
A bunch of people probably died from smoking random plants before they found any winners
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:19AM by Zskiz13 https://ift.tt/2QSVLZ1
Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:19AM by Zskiz13 https://ift.tt/2QSVLZ1
The secret to stop aging is a gun.
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:19AM by KarmaWhore97 https://ift.tt/33lk3Ob
Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:19AM by KarmaWhore97 https://ift.tt/33lk3Ob
If you want to end the world, just pull the main drain and everyone will die of thirst
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:20AM by DeBoi_Wild https://ift.tt/2KT8MxX
Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:20AM by DeBoi_Wild https://ift.tt/2KT8MxX
High school graduation is kinda like when you defeat the final boss but the music doesn’t stop playing because college is next.
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:20AM by BOGA32 https://ift.tt/33kKraS
Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:20AM by BOGA32 https://ift.tt/33kKraS
At a distance bears just look like a person wearing a bear costume.
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:20AM by southwoodhunter https://ift.tt/34wS1QU
Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:20AM by southwoodhunter https://ift.tt/34wS1QU
At some point in history we will have made a movie about everything
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:20AM by DrJellyBeanJr-50-50 https://ift.tt/35ymnmj
Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:20AM by DrJellyBeanJr-50-50 https://ift.tt/35ymnmj
A mirrors picture depends on the angle you look at it
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:21AM by HamTHEberg123 https://ift.tt/35vW1l1
Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:21AM by HamTHEberg123 https://ift.tt/35vW1l1
Someone could steal a school bus and abduct children, and many people wouldn't bat an eye when passing.
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:21AM by GuBoiTC https://ift.tt/2shGwPk
Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:21AM by GuBoiTC https://ift.tt/2shGwPk
If a man tells another man's wife that she is ugly, then the married man will be angry. If a man tells another man's wife that she is beautiful, then the married man will be angry.
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:22AM by Dr_Blam https://ift.tt/37EJkGs
Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:22AM by Dr_Blam https://ift.tt/37EJkGs
Whenever a girl beats up someone in a movie or show they attribute it to the fact that they have brothers
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:22AM by pewdsismyhero https://ift.tt/2qKJcVc
Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:22AM by pewdsismyhero https://ift.tt/2qKJcVc
In ~40 years time, it's probably gonna be pretty common to see elderly people wearing skinny jeans
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:24AM by lemonsarethekey https://ift.tt/2shwfCI
Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:24AM by lemonsarethekey https://ift.tt/2shwfCI
Being a twin is rare, and so in a way it may you unique, but then it doesn’t.
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:24AM by GoTaku https://ift.tt/2DhWjjm
Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:24AM by GoTaku https://ift.tt/2DhWjjm
We basically are time traveler since time always move
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:25AM by HereForTheSoobridit https://ift.tt/2shz5HT
Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:25AM by HereForTheSoobridit https://ift.tt/2shz5HT
Humans probably have a mild shit smell as they walk around carrying it in them but we don't really smell it as our brain filters it as normal.
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:25AM by NK7887 https://ift.tt/2XLBo1v
Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:25AM by NK7887 https://ift.tt/2XLBo1v
Some people are so conceited that they actually consider themselves attractive and worthy of another human being's affection.
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:26AM by ShakeNBakeMormon https://ift.tt/2QRdwrG
Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:26AM by ShakeNBakeMormon https://ift.tt/2QRdwrG
Technically, nothing is useless.
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:27AM by Pikapunchultri https://ift.tt/2OkOIH2
Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:27AM by Pikapunchultri https://ift.tt/2OkOIH2
There is a chance you've met the doppelganger of your child as an adult, but you have no idea because you don't have kids or they're not grown up yet
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Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:28AM by _dirty_dangles_boys_ https://ift.tt/2OjzsKr
Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:28AM by _dirty_dangles_boys_ https://ift.tt/2OjzsKr
You get to buy any tickets to any sports event ever (past or present), what are you buying?
My Choice:
2005 Masters - Tiger Woods chip in to win.
Submitted November 26, 2019 at 04:50AM by Smart-Unknown https://ift.tt/37Hs0kf
What if a skyscraper was turned into an air filter ?
for areas that would have air pollution, what would would happen to the surrounding area?
Submitted November 26, 2019 at 05:03AM by TentacleFunTime_ https://ift.tt/2qBcp52
What’s a movie you watched not knowing it was a sequel to something else?
Have you ever went and watched a movie that was a sequel to another movie you were unfamiliar with but the title did not make that clear? If so say what the movie was and explain how well you understood it. My example would be the movie “Clear and Present Danger” I watched it having never heard of Jack Ryan before and not knowing there were two other movies in the franchise. I only found out after I finished watching the movie. Didn’t have too much trouble following the plot though. What about you?
Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:51AM by Antman269 https://ift.tt/2OL4fie
'Top Gun: Maverick' is coming. Here's how the Pentagon was involved.
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:54AM by wrkyle https://ift.tt/33f9M6a
Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:54AM by wrkyle https://ift.tt/33f9M6a
Henry Cavill on Superman: ‘I’ve Not Given Up the Role’
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:54AM by temporarycreature https://ift.tt/37BrCDs
Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:54AM by temporarycreature https://ift.tt/37BrCDs
Gang film Blue Story banned from all Vue cinemas after machete brawl
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:58AM by Madbrad200 https://ift.tt/2rkicM8
Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:58AM by Madbrad200 https://ift.tt/2rkicM8
Why 'Planes, Trains and Automobiles' Is the Ultimate Thanksgiving Movie
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 05:11AM by largeheartedboy https://ift.tt/33gZfr9
Submitted November 25, 2019 at 05:11AM by largeheartedboy https://ift.tt/33gZfr9
'Deadpool' Director Says He Left the Franchise Because of Ryan Reynolds
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 05:11AM by CountySupervisor https://ift.tt/37y4MNd
Submitted November 25, 2019 at 05:11AM by CountySupervisor https://ift.tt/37y4MNd
Just a lil chunk(y)
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 05:23AM by SFinTX https://ift.tt/2DeUUtI
Submitted November 25, 2019 at 05:23AM by SFinTX https://ift.tt/2DeUUtI
Pentagon chief fires Navy secretary over SEAL controversy
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:18AM by littorina_of_time https://ift.tt/2KPwefH
Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:18AM by littorina_of_time https://ift.tt/2KPwefH
Rain and floods hit Italy and France as landslide sweeps away motorway bridge
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:23AM by leonerdo_ https://ift.tt/2DdzzAV
Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:23AM by leonerdo_ https://ift.tt/2DdzzAV
Children bear the brunt as the world's biggest measles epidemic sweeps Congo with nearly 250,000 cases since January
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:26AM by sam-sepiol https://ift.tt/2KT8UOe
Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:26AM by sam-sepiol https://ift.tt/2KT8UOe
Spain could lose its biggest glacier in just 20 years
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:30AM by leonerdo_ https://ift.tt/2pRCw7m
Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:30AM by leonerdo_ https://ift.tt/2pRCw7m
Lebanese Hezbollah supporters attack protesters near the Ring Bridge
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:34AM by Admiral_Asado https://ift.tt/2OJha4a
Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:34AM by Admiral_Asado https://ift.tt/2OJha4a
'Worse than I thought': Liberal MP says Chinese interference a serious threat
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:38AM by jonnycreepycrepes https://ift.tt/2KNAJaI
Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:38AM by jonnycreepycrepes https://ift.tt/2KNAJaI
White House directed Lindsey Graham to block Armenian genocide resolution
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:41AM by DragonPup https://ift.tt/2Of57g4
Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:41AM by DragonPup https://ift.tt/2Of57g4
White House directed Lindsey Graham to block Armenian genocide resolution
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:44AM by musaler https://ift.tt/2XGRXvD
Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:44AM by musaler https://ift.tt/2XGRXvD
Russian Wagner mercenaries 'torture and behead' Syrian refugee in gruesome leaked video
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:45AM by l_esprit-d_escalier https://ift.tt/2DbsFvU
Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:45AM by l_esprit-d_escalier https://ift.tt/2DbsFvU
House Intelligence Committee in possession of video, audio recordings from Giuliani associate Lev Parnas
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:49AM by EastAnxiety https://ift.tt/33hh4pG
Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:49AM by EastAnxiety https://ift.tt/33hh4pG
Record turnout in Hong Kong local elections amid calls for full democracy
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:52AM by mepper https://ift.tt/2QXIP4v
Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:52AM by mepper https://ift.tt/2QXIP4v
Burkina Faso: Thousands Flee as Extremists Go on Rampage in Northeast Burkina Faso
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:56AM by Waldonville https://ift.tt/2KQcWHc
Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:56AM by Waldonville https://ift.tt/2KQcWHc
El Nino swings more violently in the industrial age, compelling hard evidence says | "What we're seeing in the last 50 years is outside any natural variability. It leaps off the baseline. Actually, we even see this for the entire period of the industrial age"
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:57AM by 1920sremastered https://ift.tt/2OglgSn
Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:57AM by 1920sremastered https://ift.tt/2OglgSn
France takes aim at US inaction in Mideast
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 05:09AM by quixotic_cynic https://ift.tt/2QMyTdL
Submitted November 25, 2019 at 05:09AM by quixotic_cynic https://ift.tt/2QMyTdL
Hong Kong records highest voters turn out in history after months of unrest.
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 05:12AM by chinweume123 https://ift.tt/2qJldFL
Submitted November 25, 2019 at 05:12AM by chinweume123 https://ift.tt/2qJldFL
LVR-15 research reactor near Prague
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Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:32AM by Bystroushaak https://ift.tt/35uyIIg
Submitted November 25, 2019 at 04:32AM by Bystroushaak https://ift.tt/35uyIIg
Robert Patrick tour of T2 scenes
https://youtu.be/DDzJs126JrM
Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:27AM by ArthurHolmwood https://ift.tt/2QRB681
Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:27AM by ArthurHolmwood https://ift.tt/2QRB681
Jumanji 2 The Next Level Press Conference, Cast Interviews and Bonus Tra...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWGyRMP_cHQ&feature=share
Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:29AM by GeekMonarchy https://ift.tt/37v4XsA
Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:29AM by GeekMonarchy https://ift.tt/37v4XsA
Question for people who've watched Marriage Story.
If you've clicked here by accident without having watched Marriage Story, CLICK AWAY NOW. This film is my personal pick for movie of the year and I would not want even a tiny bit of it to be spoilt for you. One of the best performances I've ever seen in film. Now, here's the question: Does anyone know the song that Charlie sang at the bar? That scene was very moving and I'd love to listen to the song again.q
Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:34AM by lost_storyteller https://ift.tt/37zvox8
Tom Cruise almost played Ozymandias in Watchmen (2009)
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Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:39AM by TheSonsofBatman https://ift.tt/33alH4V
Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:39AM by TheSonsofBatman https://ift.tt/33alH4V
Tenet Teaser [HD]
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Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:39AM by Iron-Man-Cap-America https://ift.tt/35sUTyr
Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:39AM by Iron-Man-Cap-America https://ift.tt/35sUTyr
Dune 2020 as yet unconfirmed actors question
Now I understand that the idea is to make the movie based on the book in 2 parts so it is my guess the first part should take us up to the point of the betrayal and Paul & Jessica's escape and meeting the Fremen.
This makes me wonder about a few characters that I am unable to find actor names for so does anyone know which actors are playing Feyd Rautha, Count Hasimir Fenring, Princess Irulan, Shaddam IV or Doctor Kynes?
Are there any rumors or hard facts about those or is it still a waiting game?
Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:56AM by McVapeNL https://ift.tt/37v6OO4
Dumb and Dumber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW7_LaE7iwo
Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:58AM by Pie-Row_Maniac https://ift.tt/37wbW4z
Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:58AM by Pie-Row_Maniac https://ift.tt/37wbW4z
Everyone always talks favorite villains, while the guys/gals who work diligently to make their plans come true receive little respect from the main villain or the audience. Who is your favorite movie henchman/minions and what makes them so memorable? Filler letters to meet the minimum requirements..
Everyone always talks favorite villains, while the guys/gals who work diligently to make their plans come true receive little respect from the main villain or the audience. Who is your favorite movie henchman/minions and what makes them so memorable?
Disregard this section. Filler letters to meet the minimum requirements. This is the sixth time I’ve tried to post this. Maybe it will stick, probably not. I have no idea what to do. Last time they said I need to wait 7 minutes to post. Before that is was not enough characters, then it was not enough characters in this section. Sometimes reddit is a pita.
Submitted November 24, 2019 at 05:01AM by Toxicscrew https://ift.tt/2Oh8kMm
What is this movie
A family of four go out into the desert for lunch because that’s what they usually do.
On their way home they take a different path than usual and their car gets stuck in the sand, stranding them in the middle of the desert.
A few days later the father decides to walk off by himself to try and find help. He finds a man driving past in his car but the man just takes a sip of water and spits it in the other guys face and drives off.
The mother pees in their empty water bottle and forces the two kids to drink it and she herself drinks some.
All I can remember, please help me find this movie
Submitted November 24, 2019 at 05:14AM by Prunalicious https://ift.tt/2KNKrtn
Floods in Democratic Republic of Congo claim dozens of lives
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Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:33AM by speakhyroglyphically https://ift.tt/35qpFrR
Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:33AM by speakhyroglyphically https://ift.tt/35qpFrR
India confirms malware attack at Kudankulam nuclear power plant. “The malware infection was not able to get access to the controls of the Nuclear Power Plant," the statement said.
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Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:35AM by green_flash https://ift.tt/34bqkx0
Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:35AM by green_flash https://ift.tt/34bqkx0
Chinese spy seeking asylum in Australia a 'fraud’
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Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:42AM by focushafnium https://ift.tt/2XFlaqE
Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:42AM by focushafnium https://ift.tt/2XFlaqE
China signs defense agreement with South Korea as U.S. angers Seoul with demand for $5 billion troop payment
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Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:46AM by brip2002 https://ift.tt/2qFaKeC
Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:46AM by brip2002 https://ift.tt/2qFaKeC
Pakistan summons Norwegian envoy to protest desecration of Holy Quran
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Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:47AM by roscosmosis https://ift.tt/2rpxz5R
Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:47AM by roscosmosis https://ift.tt/2rpxz5R
Conservatives open up 19-point lead with 47% share of the vote | Politics
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Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:53AM by DanishVikingNr1 https://ift.tt/2OdaEE2
Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:53AM by DanishVikingNr1 https://ift.tt/2OdaEE2
Russian Wagner mercenaries are exposed for filming horrifying video of Syrian prisoner being beaten with sledgehammers and beheaded
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Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:54AM by PracticalProgress https://ift.tt/37wvLc3
Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:54AM by PracticalProgress https://ift.tt/37wvLc3
UN passes resolution that gives Russia 'tighter control of the internet'
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Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:59AM by Cy8er_E22 https://ift.tt/2OdVhuN
Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:59AM by Cy8er_E22 https://ift.tt/2OdVhuN
How Molly Nilsson went a decade becoming 'the most popular pop star you've never heard of'
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Submitted November 24, 2019 at 05:02AM by newsomeposter2 https://ift.tt/35uHdTM
Submitted November 24, 2019 at 05:02AM by newsomeposter2 https://ift.tt/35uHdTM
Colombia protests: Troops stay on streets as unrest continues | Colombia's President Iván Duque has said security forces will remain on the streets to maintain order, as protests continued for a third day.
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Submitted November 24, 2019 at 05:15AM by SetMau92 https://ift.tt/2OHQ2CZ
Submitted November 24, 2019 at 05:15AM by SetMau92 https://ift.tt/2OHQ2CZ
Mystery grows over Trump administration hold on Lebanon aid
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Submitted November 24, 2019 at 05:16AM by ClownsToTheRightOfMe https://ift.tt/2XGvMFG
Submitted November 24, 2019 at 05:16AM by ClownsToTheRightOfMe https://ift.tt/2XGvMFG
Police assaulted amid 'machete' brawl at UK cinema
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Submitted November 24, 2019 at 05:17AM by temporarycreature https://ift.tt/2QMSACe
Submitted November 24, 2019 at 05:17AM by temporarycreature https://ift.tt/2QMSACe
If you slip on ice this winter, remember to make it look fabulous
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Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:54AM by Truegold43 https://ift.tt/2sdTgqb
Submitted November 24, 2019 at 04:54AM by Truegold43 https://ift.tt/2sdTgqb
Every citizen will receive a free Bodypaint
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Submitted November 24, 2019 at 05:06AM by KayPike https://ift.tt/2OHmtRF
Submitted November 24, 2019 at 05:06AM by KayPike https://ift.tt/2OHmtRF
So, how was your weekend?
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 05:40AM by sycknyss2 https://ift.tt/35ugvKG
Submitted November 23, 2019 at 05:40AM by sycknyss2 https://ift.tt/35ugvKG
"He's not doing the right, Karen." "You go over there and tell him that, Steve."
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 05:48AM by Drown_In_The_Void https://ift.tt/2KJVx2C
Submitted November 23, 2019 at 05:48AM by Drown_In_The_Void https://ift.tt/2KJVx2C
Part of the reason video game films never work is because they never stay true to the spirit of the game they're based on (Spoilers).
I'll base my argument on three films. Assassin's Creed, Hitman, and *Tomb Raider.
Assassin's Creed is a historical revisionist fiction game, using real events to tell a fictional story. Most of it takes place in the past with bits in the present. However, the film for some reason reversed this. The historical parts where Fassbender is hooked to the animus are thrilling, but they're too far and few between. That's not Assassin's Creed and I'm not sure why they went that direction.
Hitman was a great game because you could play it just about however you want. You can run and gun, or you could disguise yourself and do the whole game without really killing anyone besides the targets. IMO that's the most fun way to play, because it becomes like a sort of puzzle. However, the film turned it into a generic action slop, much like you used to be able to find at the bottom of the bargain bin at Walmart.
Tomb Raider is probably the strongest of the three and actually pretty solid at parts. However, the end was infuriating. Part of the lore of the current Tomb Raider series is the presense of supernatural forces. They can't be explained, so the games don't really try. And that's what made them fun and imaginative. The film however, takes this element and again reverses it at the end of the film to provide a perfectly logical explanation to the "supernatural forces" that aren't really supernatural after all.
If you're going to make a video game film, then you need to be faithful to the spirit of the game. Quit changing stuff around and make an actual video game film.
Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:43AM by CrashRiot https://ift.tt/34dltLJ
I miss Spill.com reviews
They had some of the best, funniest discussions about movies. Especially going from their cartoon 5 minute reviews to the actual 30 to 40 minute long reviews that goes really in depth. Not to mention that their review system was freaking hilarious. To hear them give Vampire Suck a Fuck You rating was some of the best reviewing ever. I'm glad double toasted is there, but I feel like it does miss the great discussions that Spill crew as a whole had. What was your favorite review they did?
Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:45AM by Quasimdo https://ift.tt/35ucEgG
Will Patton and Cassidy Freeman Join Blumhouse's New 'Purge' Movie
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:54AM by BunyipPouch https://ift.tt/2D5bvQP
Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:54AM by BunyipPouch https://ift.tt/2D5bvQP
Huawei Sues Critics in France Over Remarks on China State Ties
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:22AM by mczack13 https://ift.tt/2rfEP4m
Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:22AM by mczack13 https://ift.tt/2rfEP4m
A US court on Friday ordered the government of Iran to pay nearly $180 million in damages to an Iranian-American journalist who was jailed by Tehran on espionage charges in 2014
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:29AM by DoremusJessup https://ift.tt/2QFEqCZ
Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:29AM by DoremusJessup https://ift.tt/2QFEqCZ
Ex-CIA Officer Sentenced To 19 Years For Conspiracy To Spy For China
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:29AM by temporarycreature https://ift.tt/2QIeeYn
Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:29AM by temporarycreature https://ift.tt/2QIeeYn
UN suspends ties after CAR charity head identified as Belgian paedophile
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:39AM by internalocean https://ift.tt/2OaZNdC
Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:39AM by internalocean https://ift.tt/2OaZNdC
Trump says fired envoy refused to hang his picture
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:42AM by GirlNumber20 https://ift.tt/34dQijA
Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:42AM by GirlNumber20 https://ift.tt/34dQijA
Netherlands cuts aid to Palestinian Authority over terrorist salaries
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:50AM by COMiles https://ift.tt/2Dah1Sc
Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:50AM by COMiles https://ift.tt/2Dah1Sc
CEO of Ukraine State Gas Firm Preparing to Testify in Giuliani Probe
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:53AM by CodyBye https://ift.tt/2KNOs11
Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:53AM by CodyBye https://ift.tt/2KNOs11
Sondland: Trump only wanted Ukraine to announce investigation into Biden, not start real inquiry
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:59AM by SteveJobsOfficial https://ift.tt/35sBYE4
Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:59AM by SteveJobsOfficial https://ift.tt/35sBYE4
Quebec 'OK' with Alberta separation
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 05:00AM by RichGrinchlea https://ift.tt/2OaYgo0
Submitted November 23, 2019 at 05:00AM by RichGrinchlea https://ift.tt/2OaYgo0
General election 2019: Jeremy Corbyn to remain neutral in any new Brexit vote
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 05:00AM by the-rood-inverse https://ift.tt/2Ovn3BW
Submitted November 23, 2019 at 05:00AM by the-rood-inverse https://ift.tt/2Ovn3BW
The Latest: Colombia president orders curfew in capital city
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 05:05AM by Neosapiens3 https://ift.tt/34eNJ0q
Submitted November 23, 2019 at 05:05AM by Neosapiens3 https://ift.tt/34eNJ0q
1st Honduran returned to Guatemala under US asylum accord
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 05:05AM by Old_Deadhead https://ift.tt/2Odf7GI
Submitted November 23, 2019 at 05:05AM by Old_Deadhead https://ift.tt/2Odf7GI
White nationalists are openly operating on Facebook. The company won't act
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 05:05AM by DoremusJessup https://ift.tt/2QIzxZP
Submitted November 23, 2019 at 05:05AM by DoremusJessup https://ift.tt/2QIzxZP
Former CIA agent sentenced to 19 years for conspiracy with China
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 05:13AM by ------_________ https://ift.tt/2QIPMGo
Canadian Federal Court issues first ever order to block piracy website
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 05:16AM by headtailgrep https://ift.tt/2KLobk0
Submitted November 23, 2019 at 05:16AM by headtailgrep https://ift.tt/2KLobk0
Vatican accused of harbouring bishop wanted for alleged sexual abuse of young priests
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 05:16AM by FixieNoBrakes https://ift.tt/2OByV5t
Submitted November 23, 2019 at 05:16AM by FixieNoBrakes https://ift.tt/2OByV5t
Well played..
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:29AM by v78 https://ift.tt/2qro4mR
Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:29AM by v78 https://ift.tt/2qro4mR
Foxy Di fans here?
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Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:58AM by EddoBangaro https://ift.tt/37t89oB
Submitted November 23, 2019 at 04:58AM by EddoBangaro https://ift.tt/37t89oB
How to actually say Husqvarna from a swede
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 05:15AM by MunificentDouglas https://ift.tt/2D7YwxQ
Submitted November 22, 2019 at 05:15AM by MunificentDouglas https://ift.tt/2D7YwxQ
A Glacier National Park Experience
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 05:15AM by chasickle https://ift.tt/2ODRo1g
Submitted November 22, 2019 at 05:15AM by chasickle https://ift.tt/2ODRo1g
What is the point of living when all you do is work a job you hate?
I'm a freelance artist struggling financially. All my friends and family insist I get a day job and work there indefinitely, but doing so has left me suicidal. Family and loved ones are apathetic or frustrated with me. Can someone tell me what the point of continuing is if you're doomed to doing a job you hate indefinitely?
Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:57AM by adesyndicate https://ift.tt/2rbkLQL
why did you do that? why did you give ____________ to my baby? not funny 0/10.
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 05:09AM by slitcuntvictorin https://ift.tt/2D4phD5
What is a body modification you would like to have within your lifetime?
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 05:10AM by mrprincek123 https://ift.tt/2riQK16
Submitted November 22, 2019 at 05:10AM by mrprincek123 https://ift.tt/2riQK16
What’s the difference between “being loyal“ and “being faithful “?
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 05:14AM by adawong28 https://ift.tt/2s6UGCO
Submitted November 22, 2019 at 05:14AM by adawong28 https://ift.tt/2s6UGCO
In future there will probably be an application that will post on all of your social media, that is authorized, that you are dead.
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 03:44AM by realuka https://ift.tt/2rbq7vk
Submitted November 22, 2019 at 03:44AM by realuka https://ift.tt/2rbq7vk
Getting in shape is running from your problems.
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 03:44AM by spiderharry02 https://ift.tt/34axVMq
Submitted November 22, 2019 at 03:44AM by spiderharry02 https://ift.tt/34axVMq
There is a point in every boys life when jokes go from being about butts to being about dicks
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 03:47AM by SpillsGotGills https://ift.tt/2OCtF1L
Submitted November 22, 2019 at 03:47AM by SpillsGotGills https://ift.tt/2OCtF1L
Guys playing volleyball can either be the gayest or straightest thing possible
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 03:47AM by Catmaster888 https://ift.tt/2KKmVxo
Submitted November 22, 2019 at 03:47AM by Catmaster888 https://ift.tt/2KKmVxo
If you told someone from 200 years ago that we have vitamin pills that give you all the good stuff from food, they’d think it’s something out of a science fiction story
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:15AM by luckyyjp https://ift.tt/3398BoH
Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:15AM by luckyyjp https://ift.tt/3398BoH
Universities have essentially become glorified daycares for adults
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:16AM by BonerStormof1989 https://ift.tt/2XB33SE
Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:16AM by BonerStormof1989 https://ift.tt/2XB33SE
Anything can be a weapon if used with enough force.
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:16AM by HardAlmond https://ift.tt/2XyGi1R
Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:16AM by HardAlmond https://ift.tt/2XyGi1R
A good friend isn’t someone who shelters you. It’s someone who pushes you slightly out of your comfort zone so you can experience more.
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:16AM by LeagueLeader111 https://ift.tt/34aqNj4
Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:16AM by LeagueLeader111 https://ift.tt/34aqNj4
The next generation of kids are going to joke about us living in low definition like the current generation jokes about our parents living in black and white
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:17AM by Male_Starbucks_Lover https://ift.tt/35pqkK8
Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:17AM by Male_Starbucks_Lover https://ift.tt/35pqkK8
Best Yo Mama Joke To Existence
Yo mama so fat.. Thanos had too snap twice
Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:17AM by coolboydude https://ift.tt/2s2eWFr
According to the amount of showers that are taken literally now in the world, hundreds of thousands of Showerthoughts posts are generated simultaneously
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:18AM by PAOKchoo https://ift.tt/34gdtda
Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:18AM by PAOKchoo https://ift.tt/34gdtda
There is a really good chance that your FBI agent has a FBI agent of their own that they don’t know about.
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:18AM by timmyturner2169 https://ift.tt/2qqV9PQ
Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:18AM by timmyturner2169 https://ift.tt/2qqV9PQ
Everybody has been waiting 12 years for Half Life 3. But today Valve announced Half Life:Alyx, a VR game set in between Half Life 1 & 2, making it Half Life 1.5, half the life of Half Life 3...which perished.
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:19AM by Erratic_Professional https://ift.tt/2DhrP13
Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:19AM by Erratic_Professional https://ift.tt/2DhrP13
Jock Jams was essentially the first Pandora
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:19AM by late2joke https://ift.tt/37sjuFp
Image if pee was yellow instead of read lmao
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:22AM by Bocajith https://ift.tt/37pZ1B7
Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:22AM by Bocajith https://ift.tt/37pZ1B7
We missed a great opportunity to redesign the keyboard layout when we brought them on screens for only our thumbs to use.
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:24AM by knightindiningarmour https://ift.tt/2KFTD2T
Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:24AM by knightindiningarmour https://ift.tt/2KFTD2T
We will never know if being infertile in genetic
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Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:25AM by XUAXMERCY https://ift.tt/339QHSK
Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:25AM by XUAXMERCY https://ift.tt/339QHSK
help my boyfriend’s parrot hates me?
so, my mother in law has this parrot for the last 12 years, she received it from his old owner because he could not keep him any longer. he loves my mother in law and likes some women(he don’t like men). it’s been 8 years since I know him and I keep trying to bond with him. I respect his space, I give him treats and even took him to the vet recently cause I was worried with his health. sometimes he would let me pet him on his head but normally he tries to attack me, specially when he is in the smaller cage ( we take him inside for the night). and even some people he met after me he just loves, even a guy!!!. i don’t understand what is wrong. i really respect his space. by the way I’m a girl and sorry for my english.
Submitted November 21, 2019 at 04:44AM by Leraccoonette https://ift.tt/338GC8u
Kink question
This might be kinda weird but I wanna know if there is a kink out there where you get turned on from getting your teeth pulled out, I just wanted to know, maybe it's a pain kink but I don't know.
Submitted November 21, 2019 at 04:50AM by tightboibiscuit https://ift.tt/3341CNJ
Meds or no meds?
I’m having a Diagnostic Ultrasound of the Abdomen and Retroperitoneum tomorrow at 1PM and was told not to drink or eat after midnight tonight on the voicemail they left. I called back and had to leave a voicemail regarding whether or not I can take my atenolol and gapatentin as prescribed in the AM. Anyone know if I can? I never got a call back.
Submitted November 21, 2019 at 05:04AM by dedr4ever https://ift.tt/2CYJF8G
If Star Wars keeps doing prequels eventually the movies will take place “not so long ago in a galaxy very, very close by”
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Submitted November 21, 2019 at 04:54AM by Scroobiusness https://ift.tt/37qrwyw
Submitted November 21, 2019 at 04:54AM by Scroobiusness https://ift.tt/37qrwyw
They could keep queso melted if they used rechargeable hot plates.
But you’d eat it too fast for it to be worth it.
Submitted November 21, 2019 at 04:54AM by Justaryns https://ift.tt/2O88C85
If all calendars were like advent calendars, everyone would have an added bonus for getting up every morning.
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Submitted November 21, 2019 at 04:54AM by IrishNSketchy https://ift.tt/2D4Hbpe
Submitted November 21, 2019 at 04:54AM by IrishNSketchy https://ift.tt/2D4Hbpe
An inactive timepiece is correct twice per day; nevertheless, a backwards timepiece is correct four times a day.
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Submitted November 21, 2019 at 04:55AM by TheJenkinsComic https://ift.tt/37l4N6Z
Submitted November 21, 2019 at 04:55AM by TheJenkinsComic https://ift.tt/37l4N6Z
Changing your phone's background after keeping the same one for a while feels very soothing
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Submitted November 21, 2019 at 04:56AM by trnr3024 https://ift.tt/2O770eK
Submitted November 21, 2019 at 04:56AM by trnr3024 https://ift.tt/2O770eK
Night time is less spooky for blind people.
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Submitted November 21, 2019 at 04:57AM by ApiaryMC https://ift.tt/348spK7
Submitted November 21, 2019 at 04:57AM by ApiaryMC https://ift.tt/348spK7
You have a movie that you are not sure if you saw it or just imaginated it
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Submitted November 21, 2019 at 04:58AM by Mirtsuh https://ift.tt/2O8fh2e
Submitted November 21, 2019 at 04:58AM by Mirtsuh https://ift.tt/2O8fh2e
The justice system protects evil and violent people.
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Submitted November 21, 2019 at 04:59AM by KarmaWhore97 https://ift.tt/2D2UXZE
Submitted November 21, 2019 at 04:59AM by KarmaWhore97 https://ift.tt/2D2UXZE
If you said your age for each of your birthdays, you’ve technically been counting to [insert age here] for years.
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Submitted November 21, 2019 at 04:59AM by kyleledb https://ift.tt/35jBRuh
Submitted November 21, 2019 at 04:59AM by kyleledb https://ift.tt/35jBRuh
Japan could solve their population crises by just banning all forms of birth control
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Submitted November 21, 2019 at 04:59AM by HKPoliceThrowaway https://ift.tt/3340ZDR
Submitted November 21, 2019 at 04:59AM by HKPoliceThrowaway https://ift.tt/3340ZDR
Some people probably would recognize artificial fruit flavors more easily than their real counterparts
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Submitted November 21, 2019 at 04:59AM by Samwich77 https://ift.tt/331IwYJ
Submitted November 21, 2019 at 04:59AM by Samwich77 https://ift.tt/331IwYJ
Dora doesn’t rhyme with Explorer.
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Submitted November 21, 2019 at 05:00AM by MaxwellIsSmall https://ift.tt/2OuPj82
Submitted November 21, 2019 at 05:00AM by MaxwellIsSmall https://ift.tt/2OuPj82
All sand volleyball players probably have toxoplasmosis
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Submitted November 21, 2019 at 05:03AM by 12squared https://ift.tt/35k2e3b
Submitted November 21, 2019 at 05:03AM by 12squared https://ift.tt/35k2e3b
People always complain how short life is, but in reality it actually lasts a lifetime.
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Submitted November 21, 2019 at 05:03AM by lunchboxsoup https://ift.tt/2O4cff6
Submitted November 21, 2019 at 05:03AM by lunchboxsoup https://ift.tt/2O4cff6
They never throw away the key when the judge says to lock a criminal up and throw away the key.
Somebody has those keys.
Submitted November 21, 2019 at 05:04AM by PointlessPoem https://ift.tt/2KFUFfE
You can make any noise in your head
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Submitted November 21, 2019 at 05:04AM by NecessaryRain https://ift.tt/35p9hYH
Submitted November 21, 2019 at 05:04AM by NecessaryRain https://ift.tt/35p9hYH
Even throwing an egg can get a muthafucka shot if he throws it at the wrong person...
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Submitted November 21, 2019 at 05:05AM by KarmaWhore97 https://ift.tt/37pevp2
Submitted November 21, 2019 at 05:05AM by KarmaWhore97 https://ift.tt/37pevp2
The episode iNevel from iCarly now seems like an representation of the #MeToo movement made for kids
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Submitted November 21, 2019 at 05:06AM by KLJohnnes https://ift.tt/2r93urg
Submitted November 21, 2019 at 05:06AM by KLJohnnes https://ift.tt/2r93urg
Nobody remembers their birth date, it’s just a number we associate ourselves with.
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Submitted November 21, 2019 at 05:06AM by Pothound- https://ift.tt/348exQ1
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We kill trees. That in turn kills us. Therefore we’re killing ourselves by killing trees.
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Submitted November 21, 2019 at 05:08AM by Aahil52 https://ift.tt/37mSdUR
Submitted November 21, 2019 at 05:08AM by Aahil52 https://ift.tt/37mSdUR
Is there a subreddit already where you can post arguments between people or something?
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 04:57AM by DufflesMP4 https://ift.tt/2XvKC1N
Submitted November 20, 2019 at 04:57AM by DufflesMP4 https://ift.tt/2XvKC1N
I had a job interview at buffalo exchange today as a buyer and if you work there
So I know there is a 3 parr interview with buffalo exchange and I went in the store the other day and filled out an application and they told me to come in today and I think it was the first interview since I’ve heard there is 3 interviews. I was asked a few questions and had to pick out the clothes that I would buy and would buy and filled out the 2 page where they ask how do you see yourself and how other people see you at the end I was told that I would hear a call back within a week after they called my past references if I got the second interview and if they didn’t call me within a week I didn’t get the job or that I could call them and ask, so I was wondering if There is a second interview do they usually call or was that remark a basic no there is no second interview ?
Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:00AM by kohphe https://ift.tt/343CGHw
Need help with an issue on Apple Music
So I had recently purchased a subscription to Apple Music and was listening to “Yellow Hearts” by Ant Saunders. Well skip forward like a week and it is randomly saying that the song is not available in my country even though I do not have a vpn and haven’t moved. I live in the US so why would this song not be available anymore??
Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:02AM by gamerguy1100 https://ift.tt/2CXpdFf
A human operating at speed of a computer is appreciable but a computer operating at speed of a human isn't.
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 04:53AM by PeachGrandson https://ift.tt/2r4BlSi
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If the party is cool, chill, lit, fire, steamy, hot, foggy, hazy, smokin, sizzling, and staying straight up frosty all at once that’s totally fucking amazing. But just one cold or boiling person can ruin it for everyone.
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 04:54AM by Celestial_Inferno https://ift.tt/35iSYfP
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There's probably a musician/band out there who you would obsess over and adore, but never in your whole life will you discover who they are.
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 04:54AM by abnormalabbi https://ift.tt/35foUSj
Submitted November 20, 2019 at 04:54AM by abnormalabbi https://ift.tt/35foUSj
Getting older really puts a damper on “yo mama” jokes since your similarly aged buddy’s mama may not be alive.
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 04:54AM by BrilliantControl https://ift.tt/344Jm8d
Submitted November 20, 2019 at 04:54AM by BrilliantControl https://ift.tt/344Jm8d
The Terminator movies are prequels to the Matrix movies.
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 04:58AM by KarmaWhore97 https://ift.tt/2XwfO12
Submitted November 20, 2019 at 04:58AM by KarmaWhore97 https://ift.tt/2XwfO12
There will never be a "Half-Life 3" because the two half-lives already added up to one full life.
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:00AM by ChineseToTheBone https://ift.tt/2QJS0FB
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You can usually tell when a jump scare is coming in a movie just by listening out for the music, but it always makes you jump anyway.
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:00AM by IrishNSketchy https://ift.tt/344Z9E3
Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:00AM by IrishNSketchy https://ift.tt/344Z9E3
After a man shaves his face, he has less hair on his face than a woman does.
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:01AM by owen_skye https://ift.tt/37kvfgZ
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People in the gender reveal business are worried at which age we stop with the self declaration.
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:02AM by donadello-ra https://ift.tt/2Qv9W6F
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The Klondike Bar is selfish. It expects us to do so much for it, but never offers to do anything for us.
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:03AM by influencedbyyou https://ift.tt/3431e3p
Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:03AM by influencedbyyou https://ift.tt/3431e3p
We have computers in our pockets, sent a car into space, and create artificial intelligence, but yet we as a society haven't accomplished mass market sound reduced wash rooms.
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:05AM by dakatzpajamas https://ift.tt/37jcieI
Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:05AM by dakatzpajamas https://ift.tt/37jcieI
People would fulfill their lives so much more if aging was reversed. you are born old and die young. Each birthday you celebrate makes you one year closer to death but it also makes you younger and healthier.
My dad said this to his friend on a phonecall while I was driving. Little did he knew this kinda blew my mind
Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:06AM by IdaniBani https://ift.tt/2XsqNIy
You have the power to create hell in somebody’s reality if they try to make you feel a certain way. All you have to do is act according for the way they made you feel.
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:06AM by nekuyrohs https://ift.tt/2s07Gdm
Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:06AM by nekuyrohs https://ift.tt/2s07Gdm
If we didn't have mobile data caps, and Google steamed Android OS to phones, that could probably work really well.
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:07AM by Alex11867 https://ift.tt/37jchYc
Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:07AM by Alex11867 https://ift.tt/37jchYc
Practically every kid has a dangerous weapon with saliva molded candy canes sharpened to the extreme
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:08AM by dont_roast_me https://ift.tt/2OFxGT9
Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:08AM by dont_roast_me https://ift.tt/2OFxGT9
The real lazy people are not the ones who play video games. It's the people who don't want to walk a metre to put something in the garbage!
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:08AM by Snow_Mexican1 https://ift.tt/3314Y49
Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:08AM by Snow_Mexican1 https://ift.tt/3314Y49
Some countries refer to warships as female and others as male, so if one country decommissions a ship and sells it to another, that ship is trans.
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:09AM by Cptcuddlybuns https://ift.tt/2rSPGRY
Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:09AM by Cptcuddlybuns https://ift.tt/2rSPGRY
Future generations may look back and think out culture idolize dogs similarly to how we think Egyptians idolized cats (US)
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:09AM by Fly_MartinZ https://ift.tt/35jE1dv
Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:09AM by Fly_MartinZ https://ift.tt/35jE1dv
Many subways/trams have rules that forbid leaning against the doors of the train, yet those doors have an automatic violator kick system in place
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:09AM by Background_Location https://ift.tt/337GCpz
Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:09AM by Background_Location https://ift.tt/337GCpz
If more then 1 sperm cell survived the journey, then there could be a lot of babies come that due date.
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Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:09AM by FrostOuro https://ift.tt/344JmoJ
Submitted November 20, 2019 at 05:09AM by FrostOuro https://ift.tt/344JmoJ
Doing chores you weren't asked to isn't just helping Mom out. It's you being an active part of your household and plus it gives you extra credit when you ask to go out late.
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 04:57AM by Glitch27 https://ift.tt/2qorNBm
Submitted November 19, 2019 at 04:57AM by Glitch27 https://ift.tt/2qorNBm
Henry Beecher came up with the placebo to make himself feel better.
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 04:57AM by IrishNSketchy https://ift.tt/2O14cQ8
Submitted November 19, 2019 at 04:57AM by IrishNSketchy https://ift.tt/2O14cQ8
British cars have their steering wheel on the wrong side.
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 04:57AM by KarmaWhore97 https://ift.tt/2NXnGFA
Submitted November 19, 2019 at 04:57AM by KarmaWhore97 https://ift.tt/2NXnGFA
Getting your head chopped off is a once in a lifetime opportunity
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:00AM by authorstale https://ift.tt/2NY6lfr
Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:00AM by authorstale https://ift.tt/2NY6lfr
"The sky's the limit" must be pretty discouraging for astronauts.
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:00AM by K-LUB_101 https://ift.tt/2KOaLUz
Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:00AM by K-LUB_101 https://ift.tt/2KOaLUz
There could be a fight club in your backyard every night and you’d never know.
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:01AM by guminhyeok https://ift.tt/33VFiai
Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:01AM by guminhyeok https://ift.tt/33VFiai
STDs is the RNG of real life.
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:01AM by Soiegfv https://ift.tt/2rWFCHO
Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:01AM by Soiegfv https://ift.tt/2rWFCHO
Foam in nature is usually a bad thing but we want it in all of our cleaning supplies.
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:03AM by Glitch27 https://ift.tt/2qrsM3J
Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:03AM by Glitch27 https://ift.tt/2qrsM3J
When VR is at Ready Player One levels, they will have to create young folks homes for the youth who gave up to live in the virtual world
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:05AM by temporarycreature https://ift.tt/34240WK
Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:05AM by temporarycreature https://ift.tt/34240WK
People with different accents probably think in that accent too...
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:06AM by AlmostMeme https://ift.tt/2O1i3pY
Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:06AM by AlmostMeme https://ift.tt/2O1i3pY
Everyone wants a clean place to shit, but no one wants to clean the shit.
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:07AM by gapingsloth024 https://ift.tt/2NZEb40
Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:07AM by gapingsloth024 https://ift.tt/2NZEb40
In Western culture Asian wives are seen as submissive for some reason despite the fact Asian moms are infamously domineering.
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:07AM by The_Diviner https://ift.tt/32XBofT
Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:07AM by The_Diviner https://ift.tt/32XBofT
You never realize how bad you are at spelling until you have to talk in code around your toddler
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:08AM by BoKristensen https://ift.tt/2Xpd45v
Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:08AM by BoKristensen https://ift.tt/2Xpd45v
Infinity can be an overestimate or underestimate.
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:09AM by i_glued_my_turtle https://ift.tt/34bDKcc
Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:09AM by i_glued_my_turtle https://ift.tt/34bDKcc
Bananas are very violent there is a chemical in them that makes you grow taller the taller you are the more prone to heart attacks you can be.
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:09AM by Jaxgaming356 https://ift.tt/2NXf95i
Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:09AM by Jaxgaming356 https://ift.tt/2NXf95i
A lot of animals eat other animals with no guilt whatsoever.
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:10AM by Enamelrod https://ift.tt/35dlgIE
Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:10AM by Enamelrod https://ift.tt/35dlgIE
Jesse Watters is the Right-wing Ted Mosby
Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:10AM by EktarPross https://ift.tt/343HZXq
When you are kid you spongob and when adult you sqiudwrad...
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:10AM by aunty_ralph https://ift.tt/2pumQGN
Submitted November 19, 2019 at 05:10AM by aunty_ralph https://ift.tt/2pumQGN
The transformation is seamless.
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 04:30AM by drak0bsidian https://ift.tt/2XnqAXg
Submitted November 19, 2019 at 04:30AM by drak0bsidian https://ift.tt/2XnqAXg
Alpackin together now!
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 04:35AM by grettaaa https://ift.tt/2CVGhvu
Submitted November 19, 2019 at 04:35AM by grettaaa https://ift.tt/2CVGhvu
Frog on a tarantula's back
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 04:40AM by niggamachine312 https://ift.tt/2XqPHIv
Submitted November 19, 2019 at 04:40AM by niggamachine312 https://ift.tt/2XqPHIv
Dis ain't no Bouncy House B!tch
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 04:43AM by Dr_Zol_Epstein_III https://ift.tt/2QrjU94
Submitted November 19, 2019 at 04:43AM by Dr_Zol_Epstein_III https://ift.tt/2QrjU94
Praying mantis doing praying mantis things
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Submitted November 19, 2019 at 04:47AM by VinhLuchini https://ift.tt/2r8y5oF
Submitted November 19, 2019 at 04:47AM by VinhLuchini https://ift.tt/2r8y5oF
A coffee mug is a bowl with a handle.
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:38AM by alpacabowlortwoo https://ift.tt/2rV7kon
Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:38AM by alpacabowlortwoo https://ift.tt/2rV7kon
If more people learned braille, texting while driving wouldn’t be a problem.
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:39AM by Torance2022 https://ift.tt/2rLUkRI
Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:39AM by Torance2022 https://ift.tt/2rLUkRI
Teachers who force you to do higher math completely by hand and without the use of a calculator because “in the real world, you will not have a calculator” are lying to you.
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:39AM by roastedtoperfection https://ift.tt/35frcAH
Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:39AM by roastedtoperfection https://ift.tt/35frcAH
So much food must have been wasted in order for companies to find out how long to microwave their frozen meals.
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:39AM by xQuixotic_ https://ift.tt/2CPGKPt
Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:39AM by xQuixotic_ https://ift.tt/2CPGKPt
If it wasn't for the movie "A Christmas Story" a lot more kids tongues would get stuck to poles in winter.
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:39AM by PegBundysBonBons https://ift.tt/2rLMJCH
Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:39AM by PegBundysBonBons https://ift.tt/2rLMJCH
Incense, wine and candles = a freaky scene.
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:41AM by PugetSoundOgre https://ift.tt/2Omnler
Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:41AM by PugetSoundOgre https://ift.tt/2Omnler
Our days are constant battles between Neuroplasticity and Cognitive Dissonance - the winner decides what the coming days are going to be like.
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:43AM by phusionpassenger https://ift.tt/359R0yk
Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:43AM by phusionpassenger https://ift.tt/359R0yk
To use wordplay to dodge bot is the one of things human minds are made for.
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:44AM by 256Moin256 https://ift.tt/2NWB5hd
Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:44AM by 256Moin256 https://ift.tt/2NWB5hd
The Truman Show completely ignored the question we were all thinking: what they did when he masturbated.
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:46AM by garboooge https://ift.tt/33XMHG5
Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:46AM by garboooge https://ift.tt/33XMHG5
If you poked a transformer in the eye and it blinked, it would cut off your finger.
Was just thinking about it the other day. While transformers are awesome, they’re all metal. Even hugging one, if their joints moved the wrong way, could kill you.
Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:47AM by unpopopinx https://ift.tt/2pqBEWW
Regarding the holidays and it being "The most wonderful time of the year", it really only applies to the wealthy corporations that are going to benefit from you spending excessively this season.
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:47AM by Glitch27 https://ift.tt/2rTRFWj
Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:47AM by Glitch27 https://ift.tt/2rTRFWj
The only time its concidered acceptable to cannibalize another person is in utero with a twin
If you don't know what utero means look it up
Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:50AM by hyporex247 https://ift.tt/2KsZed6
Putting up christmas decorations in January is to late and to early at the same time.
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:52AM by swedeinsuede https://ift.tt/2XouVJR
Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:52AM by swedeinsuede https://ift.tt/2XouVJR
As you get older you truly understand the meaning of the saying "ignorance is bliss"
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:53AM by thegamingkaiser https://ift.tt/35bW0Tc
Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:53AM by thegamingkaiser https://ift.tt/35bW0Tc
Sleeping is the only thing we pretend to do in order to achieve it as a final result.
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:53AM by pissedupparrot https://ift.tt/32TBUeL
Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:53AM by pissedupparrot https://ift.tt/32TBUeL
The more new and advanced medicines and treatments get, the more new and deadlier diseases come up.
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:53AM by Chanul24 https://ift.tt/2KrRXKo
Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:53AM by Chanul24 https://ift.tt/2KrRXKo
World hunger is not because of a shortage. It’s a distribution problem.(shortage in some areas)
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:56AM by dudewitbeats https://ift.tt/37hNQKD
Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:56AM by dudewitbeats https://ift.tt/37hNQKD
The Last Living Person On Earth Will Never Have a Funeral
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:57AM by RedGhoust https://ift.tt/2XoL9lS
Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:57AM by RedGhoust https://ift.tt/2XoL9lS
Biggest Siberian Tiger
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 03:55AM by theligerworld https://ift.tt/2Xorraf
Submitted November 18, 2019 at 03:55AM by theligerworld https://ift.tt/2Xorraf
Last year my brother "won" the white elephant gift exchange with this present. This year I need to find a way to get back at him.
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 03:56AM by wall__hax https://ift.tt/2KsiDun
Submitted November 18, 2019 at 03:56AM by wall__hax https://ift.tt/2KsiDun
Who does it better?
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:08AM by bomblolsuc https://ift.tt/359NpjO
Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:08AM by bomblolsuc https://ift.tt/359NpjO
Pyramid Building
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Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:31AM by Dr_Zol_Epstein_III https://ift.tt/2NXHad7
Submitted November 18, 2019 at 04:31AM by Dr_Zol_Epstein_III https://ift.tt/2NXHad7
There are people going to bed thinking about a embarrassing thing they did in front of you, that you don't remember
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:35AM by tvmysteries https://ift.tt/37cX376
Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:35AM by tvmysteries https://ift.tt/37cX376
If we are living in a simulation, this is the point in the game when you backtrack through where you have been, but something terrible has happened.
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:36AM by Erratic_Professional https://ift.tt/33Pqyd3
Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:36AM by Erratic_Professional https://ift.tt/33Pqyd3
Being born is something nobody can relate to
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:36AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/2OhynSh
Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:36AM by moneybot13 https://ift.tt/2OhynSh
If the new Scooby-Doo movie is PG-13, then Fred could say fuck!
Excited for the new movie!
Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:36AM by Peytonbutreddit https://ift.tt/2poZwKx
You will spend the fastest 5 minutes of your life at a coin operated car wash.
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:36AM by WhoDat4ever https://ift.tt/2Xk0FQ8
Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:36AM by WhoDat4ever https://ift.tt/2Xk0FQ8
It will always be weird seeing your teacher or boss when shopping for groceries.
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:38AM by tima239 https://ift.tt/2KsOfAh
Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:38AM by tima239 https://ift.tt/2KsOfAh
It's a dick move, to have a "help wanted" sign and not accept applications.
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:38AM by Choiceofart https://ift.tt/353eK78
Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:38AM by Choiceofart https://ift.tt/353eK78
At some point in history, someone might have had the same thoughts you had today, in the same order
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:39AM by tvmysteries https://ift.tt/2XiuHDW
Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:39AM by tvmysteries https://ift.tt/2XiuHDW
When we breathe out we slightly loose weight
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:39AM by LittleMousette https://ift.tt/2CRWuBO
Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:39AM by LittleMousette https://ift.tt/2CRWuBO
Graveyards are flat apartment complexes for the dead
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:39AM by ThatAsian669 https://ift.tt/33U6FBr
Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:39AM by ThatAsian669 https://ift.tt/33U6FBr
Life is so meta that thinking this proves it.
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:40AM by parpadeo https://ift.tt/2D1Hh1b
Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:40AM by parpadeo https://ift.tt/2D1Hh1b
People who have gloves in their glove compartments are probably hiding something
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:41AM by influencedbyyou https://ift.tt/2rMKr6h
Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:41AM by influencedbyyou https://ift.tt/2rMKr6h
It’s really a shame that we can’t brag about our unique passwords.
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:41AM by dc1810 https://ift.tt/2NUC7u7
Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:41AM by dc1810 https://ift.tt/2NUC7u7
A productive day in the office for a dog breeder is always a reproductive day in the office.
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:42AM by limited_characters https://ift.tt/2QoynTa
Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:42AM by limited_characters https://ift.tt/2QoynTa
Any possessive word put after aren’t does not make sense because aren’t is a contraction for are not
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:44AM by the_big_dingus13 https://ift.tt/2Xk6nBD
Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:44AM by the_big_dingus13 https://ift.tt/2Xk6nBD
The thought of getting poisoned is scary but we rub isopropyl alcohol in our hands like its nothing.
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:46AM by symphonieEspaghetti https://ift.tt/2CMoHdc
Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:46AM by symphonieEspaghetti https://ift.tt/2CMoHdc
When your restaurant is named after a character who's gimmick is smoking spinach and punching people don't be surprised when fights break out
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:46AM by j0hnk50 https://ift.tt/32QrDjC
Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:46AM by j0hnk50 https://ift.tt/32QrDjC
People are relating to villains more because they are the only ones now who can say inconvenient truths. They can be hated, but still get the point across.
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:47AM by keepsmiling134 https://ift.tt/2NTXgog
Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:47AM by keepsmiling134 https://ift.tt/2NTXgog
Our lungs are one of our major organs and yet it doesn’t come to mind knowing it’s technically the most vulnerable organ as well with everything that goes through our nose goes right into our lungs unless our nose/ nasal cavity filters it.
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:47AM by TooManyTriesForAName https://ift.tt/357hW1z
Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:47AM by TooManyTriesForAName https://ift.tt/357hW1z
Mother feeding the small birds.
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 03:54AM by oh_yeah69nice https://ift.tt/33VaaYD
Submitted November 17, 2019 at 03:54AM by oh_yeah69nice https://ift.tt/33VaaYD
Sniffing a stink bug
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 03:54AM by unnaturalorder https://ift.tt/2Ku4iO7
Submitted November 17, 2019 at 03:54AM by unnaturalorder https://ift.tt/2Ku4iO7
Hello everyone 🤩🤩🤩
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:49AM by nourdinho https://ift.tt/2CS8rXX
Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:49AM by nourdinho https://ift.tt/2CS8rXX
Say "What" again, Cat!
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Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:51AM by thesuavedog https://ift.tt/357Ngxi
Submitted November 17, 2019 at 04:51AM by thesuavedog https://ift.tt/357Ngxi
Should I replace my cellphone (Samsung J7 Neo) with a tablet?
I am thinking about it because I think my cellphone too complicated, and I thought about the fact that a tablet is simpler, bigger and may not be as distracting. I am asking for advice: should I do this? Those who did, was it better?
Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:47AM by sadbitch55 https://ift.tt/2qWel7X
What things in the world make you think that a nucular winter would not be so bad?
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:57AM by questionmarkjohndoe https://ift.tt/2rHjO2D
Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:57AM by questionmarkjohndoe https://ift.tt/2rHjO2D
Town where do u live do u like it?
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:59AM by zvenom4 https://ift.tt/2rOQRlz
Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:59AM by zvenom4 https://ift.tt/2rOQRlz
A masochist would probably enjoy Hell
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:41AM by Soaring_Symphony https://ift.tt/2QkILvb
Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:41AM by Soaring_Symphony https://ift.tt/2QkILvb
Plants are wired while animals are bluetooth
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:42AM by stop-the-normies https://ift.tt/2Qp7vCG
Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:42AM by stop-the-normies https://ift.tt/2Qp7vCG
Foreskin is kind of a penisnail. Some keep it short, some keep it long and if you don't clean underneath it gets super nasty.
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:42AM by OkolobahaTV https://ift.tt/2CNVleA
Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:42AM by OkolobahaTV https://ift.tt/2CNVleA
We don't give enough credit to our body that fixes all the parts we break all the time
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:44AM by King_Bonio https://ift.tt/2XhCthi
Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:44AM by King_Bonio https://ift.tt/2XhCthi
One day, someone will create a Guinness world record by tying a long enough string from the earth to the moon.
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:44AM by Kestrife https://ift.tt/37dXBd4
Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:44AM by Kestrife https://ift.tt/37dXBd4
Your fingers and toes are 3D printing nails
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:46AM by Alkalys https://ift.tt/33UfjAe
Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:46AM by Alkalys https://ift.tt/33UfjAe
The stuff you wished you could've done, you can be doing starting today.
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:46AM by doi11 https://ift.tt/2q8UMJA
Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:46AM by doi11 https://ift.tt/2q8UMJA
Dogs loving squeaky toys suddenly becomes a lot less cute when you realize the squeaking is simulating the screaming of small prey.
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:47AM by sithmaster0 https://ift.tt/355pguI
Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:47AM by sithmaster0 https://ift.tt/355pguI
Someone out there is the most oblivious person in the world and they have no clue. Forever continuing the cycle of cluelessness.
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:47AM by mregner https://ift.tt/32RQMdq
Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:47AM by mregner https://ift.tt/32RQMdq
Things going downhill are generally good in the future tense (it's all downhill from here) but bad in the past tense (it all went downhill from there).
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:48AM by IsraelZulu https://ift.tt/2q8oAGf
Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:48AM by IsraelZulu https://ift.tt/2q8oAGf
F U is the shortened version of Fuck you, yet it is part of the word Fuck
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:50AM by MrKKC https://ift.tt/37bkNIT
Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:50AM by MrKKC https://ift.tt/37bkNIT
The fringes of society...
Are usually in the center of town.
Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:51AM by nauseated-aauugh https://ift.tt/2OgnhwH
Too much light and too much darkness can make things hard to see.
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:51AM by Animeking1108 https://ift.tt/2rOQQhv
Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:51AM by Animeking1108 https://ift.tt/2rOQQhv
The various natural marks on your skin (stretch marks, wrinkles, moles etc) are your body's way of creating art
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:51AM by MyNameIsKanya https://ift.tt/35aWZ5N
Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:51AM by MyNameIsKanya https://ift.tt/35aWZ5N
Yoshi Circuit from Mario Kart Tour is a remake of a remake of a remake.
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:53AM by aidean57 https://ift.tt/2CPSKR2
Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:53AM by aidean57 https://ift.tt/2CPSKR2
Ass's can 3D print shit.
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:53AM by KarmaWhore97 https://ift.tt/2r204X5
Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:53AM by KarmaWhore97 https://ift.tt/2r204X5
John Wick definitely has wallhacks
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:55AM by 4egonTargaryen https://ift.tt/2XfFI94
Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:55AM by 4egonTargaryen https://ift.tt/2XfFI94
In life, there are three things that are absolutely certain: dеаth, taxes, and Epstеin didn't kill himsеlf.
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:55AM by wackoclown https://ift.tt/2XiOhji
Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:55AM by wackoclown https://ift.tt/2XiOhji
You can tell how good or bad a person is by how guilty they feel when walking past a homeless person.
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:55AM by SaadBean https://ift.tt/32QW219
Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:55AM by SaadBean https://ift.tt/32QW219
Forget the volume levels being the same. Shows shouldn't be allowed to cut to a commercial at the most inopportune times.
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Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:55AM by Glitch27 https://ift.tt/2CMalcy
Submitted November 16, 2019 at 04:55AM by Glitch27 https://ift.tt/2CMalcy
Do Americans actually use the word 'blowjob' seriously?
I.e. when a male asks their partern for oral sex, do they say 'can I have a blowjob?' or some variation.
Basically, while I would use the word blowjob to refer to oral sex on a man, but I would never use that word in a sexual situation with someone. I would rather use a word such as 'head' or 'oral' over such a cartoonish word, and all my european friends that I have discussed this with agree.
So do you use the word blowjob seriously in sexual situations?
Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:55AM by Bumbleclaat https://ift.tt/2KjWCOs
Shark Tank Contestants (Dragons' Den for those in UK ). What was the whole process like? How did you conceive your pitch presentation? Did you make a deal? If not how is your business now? Did you have a difficult experience with the sharks??
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:55AM by brentcolour https://ift.tt/2NRngAB
Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:55AM by brentcolour https://ift.tt/2NRngAB
Second hand furniture store name ideas
Hey all! I’m looking to start a second hand furniture store. I’ll first start online/ craigslist / facebook, etc, to test the market and build from there. I’m looking for name ideas for the store. One name that I saw and thought was clever is “mom’s old couch” - I think that could work well for online, or “mom’s old dresser”. Any good suggestions you guys can share? Thank you!
Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:59AM by sarahbotnick https://ift.tt/2NKNc0u
The Miis inside of your Wii console are living in a insane asylum.
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:46AM by mr_steal_yo_birb https://ift.tt/373zWvE
Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:46AM by mr_steal_yo_birb https://ift.tt/373zWvE
Pickles are gay because they are Cucumbers Under Marinade, or C.U.M.
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:47AM by EPIC-HAZARD9 https://ift.tt/33P6tng
Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:47AM by EPIC-HAZARD9 https://ift.tt/33P6tng
Giving a standing ovation to someone in a wheelchair is the biggest power move possible.
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:48AM by ItsAndyRu https://ift.tt/2OjIXZ8
Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:48AM by ItsAndyRu https://ift.tt/2OjIXZ8
If you go back in time and have sex, the farther back you've gone, the more likely it is you become your own ancestor.
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:50AM by EasyBOven https://ift.tt/2Xlc3ez
Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:50AM by EasyBOven https://ift.tt/2Xlc3ez
It's impossible to make a qualitative currency
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:51AM by playlivre1 https://ift.tt/33QMUuS
Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:51AM by playlivre1 https://ift.tt/33QMUuS
You don’t know how good or bad the hotels are surrounding where you live, it’s one of the things you can’t give advice about to people that have never been there
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:53AM by iamthesauceboss https://ift.tt/2CMk3f3
Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:53AM by iamthesauceboss https://ift.tt/2CMk3f3
All orifices are ports of one kind or another and the wang is a data cable transferring information into another port when plugged in.
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:54AM by dysphoric-foresight https://ift.tt/2QkipcM
Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:54AM by dysphoric-foresight https://ift.tt/2QkipcM
Don't see how the PD can store a parking ticket from 1982, but can't store 12hrs of video footage from an inmate's cell.
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:54AM by Negative_Juan https://ift.tt/375oK1B
Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:54AM by Negative_Juan https://ift.tt/375oK1B
Snoopy’s dog house is the original TARDIS.
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:54AM by GrahfDidNothingWrong https://ift.tt/2rNax9t
Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:54AM by GrahfDidNothingWrong https://ift.tt/2rNax9t
Marijuana strains have now become as genetically blurred as the human race.
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:54AM by paulverizer420 https://ift.tt/2QmJyvp
Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:54AM by paulverizer420 https://ift.tt/2QmJyvp
You could watch your dog lick its privates and think it's gross, but then an hour later let it give you all the licks.
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:55AM by MuffinTuna https://ift.tt/33P6nfo
Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:55AM by MuffinTuna https://ift.tt/33P6nfo
Someone way back in the day invented Rock, Paper, Scizzors. And to this day it still solves many many issues.
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:56AM by Derrka92 https://ift.tt/2CJ3vVx
Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:56AM by Derrka92 https://ift.tt/2CJ3vVx
Non-skippable 5 second ads feel longer than skippable ads.
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:57AM by Zachdude064 https://ift.tt/2XjMI4S
Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:57AM by Zachdude064 https://ift.tt/2XjMI4S
If you walk into a sauna with a burrito it will eventually become a dumpling.
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:57AM by eat_with_your_fist https://ift.tt/2rGo1ne
Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:57AM by eat_with_your_fist https://ift.tt/2rGo1ne
You and and one of your enemies have probably masturbated to the same porn video at some point in your lives.
And you’ll never see the enemy cumming. (Thankfully this time)
Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:57AM by Randlez https://ift.tt/350si3l
Rice having to be cooked at a 2:1 ratio with water is convenient for the layman dinner preparer
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:58AM by Hyrul3e https://ift.tt/34YAtwU
Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:58AM by Hyrul3e https://ift.tt/34YAtwU
If a butterfly can flap its wings in one part of the world and make a hurricane. Many peoples farts could have caused unknown levels of destruction and will never even realise.
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:59AM by IrishNSketchy https://ift.tt/33KpCGO
Submitted November 15, 2019 at 04:59AM by IrishNSketchy https://ift.tt/33KpCGO
Someone has probably masterbated over you or they will do at some point during your life
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 05:01AM by BurnTheWind https://ift.tt/2NPVvsa
Submitted November 15, 2019 at 05:01AM by BurnTheWind https://ift.tt/2NPVvsa
When you order chicken wings they always come with drums but if you order drums they never come with wings.
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Submitted November 15, 2019 at 05:02AM by Voodoo_Sorcerer https://ift.tt/2XcdqfE
Submitted November 15, 2019 at 05:02AM by Voodoo_Sorcerer https://ift.tt/2XcdqfE
Back in the days when comedy was classy...
https://youtu.be/frgF68SC8vE?t=159
Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:10AM by capricious_poster https://ift.tt/352cnBo
Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:10AM by capricious_poster https://ift.tt/352cnBo
Dr. Robert Sapolsky's lecture about Biological Underpinnings of Religiosity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WwAQqWUkpI
Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:10AM by axeonthra https://ift.tt/2CHE6eF
Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:10AM by axeonthra https://ift.tt/2CHE6eF
Wifi went down for like 5 minutes, so had to talk to family, they seem like nice people.
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 04:58AM by KarmaWhore97 https://ift.tt/2O83iQZ
Submitted November 14, 2019 at 04:58AM by KarmaWhore97 https://ift.tt/2O83iQZ
Melted ice cream and cold pizza are roughly the same temperature.
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 04:59AM by superpill https://ift.tt/2qaz1cb
Submitted November 14, 2019 at 04:59AM by superpill https://ift.tt/2qaz1cb
Phytoplankton produces more oxygen than trees do, so a raise plankton campaign would benifit humanity more than planting trees.
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:00AM by Overtaker40 https://ift.tt/2XeA1Z6
Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:00AM by Overtaker40 https://ift.tt/2XeA1Z6
People get weirded out at the insane prices of gaming chairs, but put the same looking chair into a car and they'll pay extra
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:00AM by GATESOFOSIRIS https://ift.tt/2rDnaUh
Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:00AM by GATESOFOSIRIS https://ift.tt/2rDnaUh
Requiring a doctor’s note makes doctor’s offices full of contagious illnesses that just need time to get over, thus making everyone more likely to get sick and need to take time off.
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:00AM by Darn_Tooting https://ift.tt/2QdMXNf
Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:00AM by Darn_Tooting https://ift.tt/2QdMXNf
If you have a dream, and a man appears in it, technically he is the man of your dreams.
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:00AM by TEDOG1232 https://ift.tt/2XeE6w1
Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:00AM by TEDOG1232 https://ift.tt/2XeE6w1
People get excited about the fact that the brain named itself, when it’s more impressive that the brain named everything imaginable
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:03AM by NicCuay https://ift.tt/2qPMoi5
Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:03AM by NicCuay https://ift.tt/2qPMoi5
If you ever come across a talking train, it is likely Thomas The Tank Engine.
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:03AM by TEDOG1232 https://ift.tt/2QcNT4x
Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:03AM by TEDOG1232 https://ift.tt/2QcNT4x
If you write something down, you've made a note. Yet if you make a mistake you tear it up.
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:03AM by Glitch27 https://ift.tt/2CJeL49
Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:03AM by Glitch27 https://ift.tt/2CJeL49
Tuning your instrument is a literal vibe check
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:04AM by PointlessAccount_lol https://ift.tt/2QgmoXN
Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:04AM by PointlessAccount_lol https://ift.tt/2QgmoXN
Consequences only seem to matter when they are happening. We are overall pretty good at ignoring imminent issues.
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:04AM by Glitch27 https://ift.tt/2NIZTsE
Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:04AM by Glitch27 https://ift.tt/2NIZTsE
Decades from now, children will no longer understand the struggle that is a knotted headphone cable
Everything is going Bluetooth now.
Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:04AM by iGetHighPlayRS https://ift.tt/36ZyhHD
People talk about Bob Ross’ ‘happy little trees’ but don’t usually think about whether the trees they see are happy
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:04AM by dumb_bitch_juice_1 https://ift.tt/2NIiNjr
Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:04AM by dumb_bitch_juice_1 https://ift.tt/2NIiNjr
It's not okay to make elephants do tricks for food, but making humans do tricks for food every day is still cool.
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:06AM by HierEncore https://ift.tt/33NNyt4
Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:06AM by HierEncore https://ift.tt/33NNyt4
Cats are only confined to spaces as wide as their head.
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:06AM by dah1451 https://ift.tt/350AtN3
Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:06AM by dah1451 https://ift.tt/350AtN3
we expect our kids to know “stranger danger” yet we pay strangers to take of our kids and expect our kids to behave
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:07AM by ol1ves https://ift.tt/350AsIZ
Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:07AM by ol1ves https://ift.tt/350AsIZ
Kids spending too much time on their phones is a bad thing. Dad typed on his cell phone.
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:07AM by Glitch27 https://ift.tt/2Ob377l
Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:07AM by Glitch27 https://ift.tt/2Ob377l
When The Simpsons premiered Homer was 34, making him a Boomer. Now, if it's an episode where he's 38, he's a Millennial.
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:07AM by OtterLLC https://ift.tt/32McsIa
Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:07AM by OtterLLC https://ift.tt/32McsIa
Poopoo comes out the other end of your mouth.
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:07AM by DoFartsHaveAccents https://ift.tt/351jMkF
Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:07AM by DoFartsHaveAccents https://ift.tt/351jMkF
Changing your appearance, through surgery, clothing or whatever, won't change who you are inside.
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Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:07AM by Glitch27 https://ift.tt/32LTP77
Submitted November 14, 2019 at 05:07AM by Glitch27 https://ift.tt/32LTP77
disc golf putting stick to the nuts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-q7wBP0P9k
Submitted November 13, 2019 at 05:16AM by Vechzwow https://ift.tt/2Xdz6rB
Submitted November 13, 2019 at 05:16AM by Vechzwow https://ift.tt/2Xdz6rB
At the heart of any bad person is a scared child.
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:54AM by leave-me-alone-_- https://ift.tt/2rGexZl
Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:54AM by leave-me-alone-_- https://ift.tt/2rGexZl
Loading would probably take a shorter amount of time if there wasn’t a loading bar.
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:55AM by Deleticus https://ift.tt/2NJzQSh
Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:55AM by Deleticus https://ift.tt/2NJzQSh
the only way to be truly different if the be yourself
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:55AM by Mrpoker88 https://ift.tt/32HyfAP
Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:55AM by Mrpoker88 https://ift.tt/32HyfAP
Dogs don’t understand us consuming information through television so they just think we sit on the couch and with blank faces and do nothing for hours at a time
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:55AM by Pebian_Jay https://ift.tt/2NIBgMX
Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:55AM by Pebian_Jay https://ift.tt/2NIBgMX
Being born after nine months of imprisonment in a dark, claustrophobic space is the first time you learn there's light at the end of the tunnel.
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:56AM by JoeFas https://ift.tt/2pVMmVP
Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:56AM by JoeFas https://ift.tt/2pVMmVP
In most video games you are almost always running, but if you see other npcs running it's because something is happening out of the ordinary.
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:56AM by Xanik_PT https://ift.tt/2KdtvMz
Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:56AM by Xanik_PT https://ift.tt/2KdtvMz
If a man who drives a garbage truck is a garbage man, the person who drives a snow plow is a snowman.
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:56AM by Cheesehead1225 https://ift.tt/2qOvlg2
Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:56AM by Cheesehead1225 https://ift.tt/2qOvlg2
If you want to smoke a cigarette in space you have to bring the oxygen too from earth
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:58AM by tanode https://ift.tt/2Kgc5z4
Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:58AM by tanode https://ift.tt/2Kgc5z4
In about 25 years, most boomers will be extinct.
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:59AM by BandaLover https://ift.tt/34TsgKw
Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:59AM by BandaLover https://ift.tt/34TsgKw
If the common man learned how to operate on localized television frequencies and worked within the community to share news and cultivate healthy discourse, we might not be so bothered by “mainstream media” and their niche or controversial proclivities.
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:59AM by RoseAnthoney https://ift.tt/2Qd2AV7
Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:59AM by RoseAnthoney https://ift.tt/2Qd2AV7
If self aware AI is as horny as we are, we could be their sex dolls.
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 05:01AM by shivam111111 https://ift.tt/32FO0rY
Submitted November 13, 2019 at 05:01AM by shivam111111 https://ift.tt/32FO0rY
You don’t realize how much energy it takes to walk around until you’re sick or injured.
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 05:01AM by KeasMe https://ift.tt/2QdS14j
Submitted November 13, 2019 at 05:01AM by KeasMe https://ift.tt/2QdS14j
swiss cheese is by far the most influential cheese ever made
Swiss cheese is always used to describe things with holes in them. How many times in your life have you said “that thing over there’s looking like pepper jack ”, no you haven’t.
Submitted November 13, 2019 at 05:02AM by Texas--Toast https://ift.tt/32K5JOK
As a child, the fall season is about jumping in to leaf piles, where as an adult, it’s about waking up to the sound of leaf blowers.
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 05:03AM by Astrofluke https://ift.tt/2NGUG4z
Submitted November 13, 2019 at 05:03AM by Astrofluke https://ift.tt/2NGUG4z
Getting an ad before “Never Gonna Give You Up” starts playing is the universe having your back.
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 05:05AM by ArseArse69 https://ift.tt/2XdohGe
Submitted November 13, 2019 at 05:05AM by ArseArse69 https://ift.tt/2XdohGe
More Legos have been sucked up by vacuums than you will ever own in your life.
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 05:06AM by diceblue https://ift.tt/2X5Pevo
Submitted November 13, 2019 at 05:06AM by diceblue https://ift.tt/2X5Pevo
"Never Gonna Give You Up" is a nice guy anthem.
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 05:09AM by sisisgone https://ift.tt/2O60mUL
Submitted November 13, 2019 at 05:09AM by sisisgone https://ift.tt/2O60mUL
You can go up the road and down the road. You can wake up but you can't wake down.
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 05:10AM by MuckingFagical https://ift.tt/32DbuOp
Submitted November 13, 2019 at 05:10AM by MuckingFagical https://ift.tt/32DbuOp
People say to marry your best friend, and if you do then you have a sleep over with them every night.
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 05:10AM by FloufY878 https://ift.tt/2NHBRyj
Submitted November 13, 2019 at 05:10AM by FloufY878 https://ift.tt/2NHBRyj
Your Birthday is the anniversary of your birth
It's also the celebration that you survived the year.
Submitted November 13, 2019 at 05:14AM by Bleached1234 https://ift.tt/2XeNnV1
We all passed through that...
https://ift.tt/2CBzbMb
Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:39AM by focuc9 https://ift.tt/2XdofOC
Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:39AM by focuc9 https://ift.tt/2XdofOC
NFW I'm fighting someone
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Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:49AM by therobohour https://ift.tt/2Ki3xrz
Submitted November 13, 2019 at 04:49AM by therobohour https://ift.tt/2Ki3xrz
Stargate network??? Say what?! Weird.
https://youtu.be/itCgy0BKJ9E?t=135
Submitted November 12, 2019 at 05:05AM by after75comes76 https://ift.tt/34T9yTn
Submitted November 12, 2019 at 05:05AM by after75comes76 https://ift.tt/34T9yTn
Secret Tape #2
https://youtu.be/bcSQ-iaFOXE
Submitted November 12, 2019 at 05:06AM by Oblepf https://ift.tt/2ruTJ6Q
Submitted November 12, 2019 at 05:06AM by Oblepf https://ift.tt/2ruTJ6Q
If you had a thermal camera, you would easily find invisible people
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:39AM by Bandit263 https://ift.tt/2Kdp8RI
Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:39AM by Bandit263 https://ift.tt/2Kdp8RI
A figure of speech here could be the reality in an alternate dimension
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:39AM by TheMagicMan4467 https://ift.tt/2KdaLNj
Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:39AM by TheMagicMan4467 https://ift.tt/2KdaLNj
In starwars the sith are good guys because they housed and fed people and made better economies but the resistance did none of that.
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:39AM by domo_the_chromo_homo https://ift.tt/2KePTFE
Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:39AM by domo_the_chromo_homo https://ift.tt/2KePTFE
Playing copycat at Hogwarts can be much worse then reciting spells individually.
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:41AM by Fir3Fox87 https://ift.tt/32EGxZW
Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:41AM by Fir3Fox87 https://ift.tt/32EGxZW
Therapists are "happy" experts
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:43AM by wigglytails https://ift.tt/2Q9p9tG
Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:43AM by wigglytails https://ift.tt/2Q9p9tG
People in games with respawn mechanics think of you as someone who can do anything without dying.
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:43AM by RealTrevTV https://ift.tt/2Q89QBz
Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:43AM by RealTrevTV https://ift.tt/2Q89QBz
What happens if you photocopy a mirror
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:45AM by masterka11 https://ift.tt/2p82KBZ
Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:45AM by masterka11 https://ift.tt/2p82KBZ
It feels good to feel good
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:45AM by DUIofPussy https://ift.tt/34OQHsz
Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:45AM by DUIofPussy https://ift.tt/34OQHsz
The job of a counselor is to ultimately run themselves out of business
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:46AM by rwolf2112 https://ift.tt/2X3dYo5
Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:46AM by rwolf2112 https://ift.tt/2X3dYo5
Even though English is a gender-free language, some still find the need to create gender-free terms.
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:46AM by dlaesker https://ift.tt/33E8d2A
Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:46AM by dlaesker https://ift.tt/33E8d2A
If 2 mind readers read each others minds at the same time they're basically reading their own mind!
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:47AM by AngelOfInsanity https://ift.tt/36YXyBM
Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:47AM by AngelOfInsanity https://ift.tt/36YXyBM
When someone yells SHOTS, there could be two very different reactions based on the context
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:47AM by jaguarpaw15 https://ift.tt/2O0VY9M
Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:47AM by jaguarpaw15 https://ift.tt/2O0VY9M
Sex was invented by hospitals in the 60s to sell more babies
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:49AM by JLRosewater https://ift.tt/2X6gKZq
Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:49AM by JLRosewater https://ift.tt/2X6gKZq
Showerthoughts has made people late for work countless times.
It’s their own fault though
Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:51AM by Heyreality https://ift.tt/2X587hT
Heaven is a prison if you can't escape.
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:51AM by TheBlueRose42 https://ift.tt/2CF4ZQh
Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:51AM by TheBlueRose42 https://ift.tt/2CF4ZQh
You can never use the phrase "You took forever" in a literal way. Unless something is named forever.
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:51AM by superdiamond129 https://ift.tt/2O1h1Jl
Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:51AM by superdiamond129 https://ift.tt/2O1h1Jl
Mathematically speaking there is a decent chance that someone somewhere looks very simimlar to you to the point where you look related.
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:52AM by TheBlueRose42 https://ift.tt/2CzNi4Y
Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:52AM by TheBlueRose42 https://ift.tt/2CzNi4Y
You can’t truly ever say you don’t have diarrhea. You can only say you don’t have diarrhea, yet.
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:53AM by billbrasky37 https://ift.tt/33E66f8
Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:53AM by billbrasky37 https://ift.tt/33E66f8
Cup holders are the bellybutton of the car
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:53AM by josephtheepi https://ift.tt/34SKa08
Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:53AM by josephtheepi https://ift.tt/34SKa08
Humans lost their fur to put some fur of other animals
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Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:54AM by Math_ledjo https://ift.tt/2X4Udw6
Submitted November 12, 2019 at 04:54AM by Math_ledjo https://ift.tt/2X4Udw6
Spiderman saving the day and keeping the streets clean
https://ift.tt/2X1ndow
Submitted November 12, 2019 at 03:52AM by monopixel https://ift.tt/2NDPcry
Submitted November 12, 2019 at 03:52AM by monopixel https://ift.tt/2NDPcry
Time is faster if your small but slower if your huge
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Submitted November 11, 2019 at 04:54AM by neverunderestimateme https://ift.tt/2Cy7kg5
Submitted November 11, 2019 at 04:54AM by neverunderestimateme https://ift.tt/2Cy7kg5
A penis is a horny thought meter.
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Submitted November 11, 2019 at 04:54AM by Negative_Juan https://ift.tt/2X2TICI
Submitted November 11, 2019 at 04:54AM by Negative_Juan https://ift.tt/2X2TICI
Something will always happen wheather you're present or not.
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Submitted November 11, 2019 at 04:55AM by jusbeR347 https://ift.tt/2NYxFcp
Submitted November 11, 2019 at 04:55AM by jusbeR347 https://ift.tt/2NYxFcp
You can crack your knuckles, but you can also crack your toes
How you do it is first scrunch your toes up, second put your toes on a soft surface i.e. a pillow or a towel, second is to hold onto something while transferring your weight to your foot or push down on your foot while scrunched up. We can do this because our hands used to be feet since we evolved from amphibians millions of years ago, then we became upright but we evolved longer 'toes' that became fingers and hands. Pretty fascinating IMO.
Submitted November 11, 2019 at 04:59AM by ChonkyTurtle https://ift.tt/33Es95m
Being able to clean yourself like a cat or dog does could be both awkward and fun.
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Submitted November 11, 2019 at 05:00AM by al567287 https://ift.tt/2qDlCt2
Submitted November 11, 2019 at 05:00AM by al567287 https://ift.tt/2qDlCt2
Speeding is a crime, so most people are criminals
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Submitted November 11, 2019 at 05:00AM by ziploc_sandwhich https://ift.tt/32Aabj8
Submitted November 11, 2019 at 05:00AM by ziploc_sandwhich https://ift.tt/32Aabj8
We will never see or visit anything beyond our local galaxy cluster, because the distances between them are too great, even for faster than light travel. We are almost truly alone in this universe.
If we say there is one planet with life per galaxy, there are literal quintillion’s of these planets in the universe. But we will only be able to see like 10 of them max over the course of the universe’s existence, because by the time we develop the means to travel to these galaxies, they will be moving away from us faster than we can travel towards them. (This is assuming we don’t break physics in the near future with instantaneous teleportation anywhere in the universe - which is cheating)
Submitted November 11, 2019 at 05:00AM by UberUccidere7 https://ift.tt/32vA8At
“Clap on, clap off” is the now-dead ancestor of Alexa
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Submitted November 11, 2019 at 05:02AM by heatherkan https://ift.tt/2roYYF4
A good number of anonymous tips likely come in from psychiatrists and priests.
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Anyone who says “okay, gen y” never tried to beat Battletoads
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We see in two dimensions, but feel in three.
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Guns are the least used purchased item, but one of the most useful
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Little did we know Whack-a-Mole was teaching us Social Media Skills.
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Apples get molested by worms.
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Penn State Nitta y lion looks like....
That poor mascot looks like someone went to a thrift store and came back like “Ta-da”. I feel sorry for how crappy he looks.
Submitted November 11, 2019 at 05:05AM by fortuneswon https://ift.tt/2qJ6cDq
There's probably a universe where people like cockroaches.
*visible shudder*
Submitted November 11, 2019 at 05:06AM by Yargetti https://ift.tt/2CylC00
If the video from "Rings" was real internet trolls would have f*cked us all.
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In the timeline of the universe, we are ancient.
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Submitted November 11, 2019 at 05:07AM by boomerkid19 https://ift.tt/34IfD4S
You will never again visit the same spot in your life due to the fact that the Earth orbits the sun, and the sun orbits the center of the galaxy. This is always moving us at a speed of 450,000 mph. Thus, we will never be able to visit the same spot ever again
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Submitted November 11, 2019 at 05:08AM by LLoaas https://ift.tt/2QbUnAJ
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r/NatureIsFuckingLit is a gradual process
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Steve-O perfectly demonstrating what taking acid looks like
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At least you tried
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WOMP WOMP!
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Singing ABBA in a river in Japan
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kewXtkGmDtw&feature=youtu.be
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I feel like this is what punk videos should be now.
https://youtu.be/hCpzdWnUBRo
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Country toad
https://youtu.be/x0hYKGotu4I
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Gender Studies - It's One Way To Get Screwed ( by Alistair Williams)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J61mDnxTYVg
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We Code Custom Bots & Social Networking Tools - Read Our Description For Info..
https://youtu.be/PgyWi7VRl_4
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I’m 85% Sure I’m Straight! - Peep Show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfUFzoMpjzA
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Justin, The Single Dad presents E Z Chilli
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How To Enable FPS Counter On Android Games | No Root
https://youtu.be/nvopfOFBh_U
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There is a Bug Inside my Monitor!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PULRdxOG-aw
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For the release of the new Rick and Morty Season.
https://youtu.be/qk8IXzG5BKo
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Professional Wrestlers Who Decided to Wrestle Bears & Alligators Who Were Injured & Killed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WKK58pE4l4
Submitted November 10, 2019 at 04:53AM by Davidee88 https://ift.tt/2K71p5N
Submitted November 10, 2019 at 04:53AM by Davidee88 https://ift.tt/2K71p5N
Wearing glasses over a.. mask (?)
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Submitted November 10, 2019 at 04:59AM by Hagashee https://ift.tt/2CqiOlP
When everyone looks fly on the big day
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Submitted November 10, 2019 at 04:52AM by Comfortable_Jacket https://ift.tt/36NtMQ9
Frecce Tricolori - Golfo di napoli
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Submitted November 10, 2019 at 04:55AM by yudoit https://ift.tt/36NtMj7
Submitted November 10, 2019 at 04:55AM by yudoit https://ift.tt/36NtMj7
What is a movie that you never desired to watch a second time; But was happy once you did?
I often find myself looking though pages of movie titles; in which I have already viewed most of them. Occasionally I will be tempted to watch some of them a second time but don't. I am looking for suggestions that might push me to watch one of them a second time. Of course there are movies that obviously deserve multiple viewings. But I am looking for the more rare films that seem to fade away from memory. A good example of one of these is one I recently watched a second time because of a Reddit post "Edge of Tomorrow" I was very pleased once I started watching and stayed up late that night to finish it.
Submitted November 10, 2019 at 04:27AM by Kurtotall https://ift.tt/2q0ISB8
If I put your whole life (every deed, thought) on a movie for your family to watch, how far away from your country would you run? God offers salvation as an gift through the Lord Jesus Christ, who is God come in flesh to suffered and died for our sins buried and rose again. Repent and believe!
Thank you for taking the time to read this message, I appreciate it! - I’d love to share this amazing news with you, but first, there is some bad news, here, take a test. Where are you going when you die? Do you think your a good person? If so... * How many lies have you told? * Have you ever stolen anything despite its value? * Have you fornicated or entertained lustful thoughts (aka. committed adultery-of-the-heart)? * Maybe you’ve never gone so far as to murder someone, but have you simply harboured hatred for another human being (aka. committed murder-of-the-heart)? * Have you desperately longed for something you do not own, or that someone else possesses? (covet) * Have you taken God’s holy and awesome name in vain, using it as a swear-word? (blasphemy), Have you remembered the sabbath day? There are some of the Ten Commandments. Now, if God were to Judge you on the Ten Commandments, would you be innocent or guilty? The Results You and me, we have both broke God’s laws, we would be guilty, none are good but God. Since the fall of man, it is now embedded into our very nature to be dreadfully sinful, utterly disobedient, and outrageous rebels. Romans 3:23 says, “for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God”. God is Holy and Just and will condemn guilty sinners, just as a Just Judge must condemn someone guilty of a crime. The Consequence God’s law clearly displays our wickedness and the problem we have with sin. His standard of the Ten Commandments (Exodus 20:3-17) expose our sinfulness. Romans 6:23 informs us of the wages of sin — death. By disobeying God who is Holy, Righteous, Just, Perfect, Sovereign, Eternal, by breaking His laws, we have earned death for ourselves (spiritually, physically, and perpetually for eternity). That was the bad news; Now we know nothing can create intelligent design, order, conscience, morality, but an external greater force, (Almighty God) can. Romans 1:20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: People know God exists, but suppress the truth in unrighteousness, John 3:19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. Some sources for Jesus: 500+ witnesses, 24000+ manuscripts, fulfillment of Biblical Prophecies, historical, archeological, scientific data, 9 ancient sources, Holy Scripture, etc. The Lord Jesus Christ's resurrection shows that the Lord Jesus Christ is the one and only way, truth, and the life. HERE IS THE + GOOD NEWS! + The Ultimate Sacrifice and Victory Though we’ve lied, stolen, blasphemed, lusted, and broke all God’s laws, and will be justly condemned to Hell if we remain in our sins, God is the God of Love whose mercy endureth forever, God does not want any to perish but for all to come to repentance, so God sent His Son, the Lord Jesus Christ, (God manifested in the flesh), to suffer the wrath of God we deserved, then Christ died for our sins, was buried, and rose again on the third day conquering sin death and the grave! God offers salvation as a free gift, amazing Grace! Our Response When we repent of our sins and trust fully in the Saviour to rescue us from our own sinfulness, we become new creations! “The old has gone, the new has come” (2 Corinthians 5:17)! Along with inheriting our new identity as a Christian, a child of God, an ambassador for the Lord, we are assured a place in Heaven and gain the desire and power to battle sin. Whereas before, we were held captive to sin, utterly powerless and given zero reason even to fight against it, now, we are slaves to Christ and His righteousness (Romans 6:18). This is where true freedom begins! But, what exactly does repentance mean? And what does it look like to trust Christ exclusively. Repentance is to reject your old sinful ways of living and make a 180-turn towards God and His good, righteous character/statutes. It means we feel the weight of our guilt before God and respond by sincerely apologizing for our wickedness, thanking Him for His pardon through the blood of Jesus, and living the rest of our lives to please Him — and Him alone. To trust Christ is to understand that only He has the power and authority to rescue you from your sin. No amount of good deeds will save you; only His redeeming blood-sacrifice will. Not one person will make it to Heaven because of something they did. The credit for our salvation belongs entirely to the Lord. So, love Him! “Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength” (Mark 12:30) because of Who He is and what He has done for us. Summary To sum it up, here is a brief message of the Gospel: You’ve sinned; I’ve sinned; we’ve all sinned. Every single one of us needs saving and we can’t save ourselves; there is no possibility of earning our way to Heaven. Jesus Christ, the blameless Messiah, — truly God & truly man — humbled Himself as a servant on Earth and died a horrible death, paying the penalty we rightfully deserved for our own sin. Three days later, He conquered sin/death once-and-for-all by resurrecting from the grave. Now, through Christ’s death and victory, we can be made alive (no longer spiritually dead). He paid our ransom, our fine, and triumphed over the power of sin so that we could do the same, following after Him. What do you need to do to receive this precious, totally undeserved gift of salvation? Repent and believe (Mark 1:15). Turn away from sin, reject your old way of life and place the entirety of your trust in Jesus Christ. Humble yourself. Quit being prideful, relying upon your own good deeds to get you through. Understand that He is the only way to Heaven and put your faith in Him alone to save you. Thank you for taking the time to read it, the person reading this, I care about you so much and there is nothing more important than your salvation, and God wants you to come to salvation. Peace be with you. Love you!
Some quotes, not needed beause everyone knows God exists, but here anyway. I care for you, please humbly put your trust in the Lord Jesus Christ.
This view [that Jesus didn’t exist] is demonstrably false. It is fuelled by a regrettable form of atheist prejudice, which holds all the main primary sources, and Christian people, in contempt. …. Most of its proponents are also extraordinarily incompetent.
Maurice Casey, Nottingham University, in Jesus of Nazareth
Today, nearly all historians, whether Christians or not, accept that Jesus existed and that the gospels contain plenty of valuable evidence which has to be weighed and assessed critically.
The late Graham Stanton, Cambridge University, in The Gospels and Jesus
Biblical scholars and classical historians now regard it [the theory that Jesus didn’t exist] as effectively refuted.
Robert Van Voorst, Western Theological Seminary, in Jesus outside the New Testament
I do not have to provide you evidence because you know God exists but suppress the truth in unrighteousness, it is not a truth problem, it’s a heart problem, people don’t want there to be a God because there love for sin and pleasures are more than being righteous.
nothing can not create space matter nor time, and also they believe there is no such thing as good or evil nor objective truth, our conscience says otherwise.
The Bible is a reliable collection of historical documents written by eyewitnesses during the lifetime of other eyewitnesses which report supernatural events in fulfillment of specific prophecies claiming that they are words of divine origin, rather than human in origin." derived from 2 Peter 1:16-21
C.S. Lewis on Reasoning to Atheism
”Supposing there was no intelligence behind the universe, no creative mind. In that case, nobody designed my brain for the purpose of thinking. It is merely that when the atoms inside my skull happen, for physical or chemical reasons, to arrange themselves in a certain way, this gives me, as a by-product, the sensation I call thought. But, if so, how can I trust my own thinking to be true? It’s like upsetting a milk jug and hoping that the way it splashes itself will give you a map of London. But if I can’t trust my own thinking, of course I can’t trust the arguments leading to Atheism, and therefore have no reason to be an Atheist, or anything else. Unless I believe in God, I cannot believe in thought: so I can never use thought to disbelieve in God.”
—C.S. Lewis The Case for Christianity, p. 32.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEsas0imGrY&list=PLziUyIPw8DftLWbgm1ch27jFQKhZSw-1-
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James Dean set to star in new film through digital resurrection, horrifying fans
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Submitted November 10, 2019 at 04:30AM by PraiseGod_BareBone https://ift.tt/36PNniI
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If you could pick the last movie you ever watch before you die, which movie would you pick?
Not looking for the most obscure or bad movie you'll never see. If I wanted crazy loopholes, I'd ask AskReddit. Instead I'm asking movie buffs, hoping for some great serious answers.
Not a loophole, but an answer like, "it hasn't come out yet, I'm hoping my last movie is something so great, it's better than my current favorite movie," while great, and the first thing I thought of, isn't what I'm looking for either. I mean, it's a great answer, but I'm wondering how you'd approach the problem... it's also not meant to be morbid, but if you had control over the situation, if you were given the chance to watch a movie before you die, whenever that is (hopefully many years from now), what movie would you want it to be... and why?
For me, my go-to answer is Kimi no Na wa. because it's my favorite movie. It's so amazing. Visually stunning, beautiful music, and wickedly good story. If someone asked me for the perfect movie, it would be the first thing I reach for.
But would I really want it to be my last? The 1989 Batman would be a solid choice, since my father took me to see it... at the drive-in! And Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson and "have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?" It's just a great choice. And it's Batman. Marvel may rule the cinematic comic book world, but I'll always love Batman. And my (late) father took me to see it. Along the same lines, Terminator 2: Judgment Day. My mother's still with us, but she took me to see that one in the theater, too. A great cinematic experience.
Or I could pick something introspective... I haven't really thought about this much, if I'm being honest. That one old movie, I think it's It's a Wonderful Life, would be a great sendoff.
I'm not trying to be super morbid, it's just something I was wondering.
Submitted November 10, 2019 at 04:33AM by dragontology https://ift.tt/2pLq8pr