Submitted November 01, 2021 at 01:49AM by Renseo https://ift.tt/3EBWbZJ
A fictional character that transform stone into gold will die from a magnitude of radioactive rays in process of the fusion of atoms would cause;such is the curse of gold.
Submitted November 01, 2021 at 01:49AM by Renseo https://ift.tt/3EBWbZJ
You have to pretend to be asleep to fall asleep
Submitted November 01, 2021 at 01:50AM by SamCrossyy https://ift.tt/3jU8OY6
My dog's halloween costume! Spooky day, happy halloween!
Submitted November 01, 2021 at 12:43AM by Retrix974 https://ift.tt/3pRh3Yz
All 60+ Adobe apps explained in 9 minutes
Submitted November 01, 2021 at 12:58AM by coaster132 https://ift.tt/2Y2pWDj
Rev. Wait. Rev. Wait. Pop clutch... Noooooooooo
Submitted November 01, 2021 at 01:06AM by Familiar_Big3322 https://ift.tt/3GDgqrw
over 20 cars sinked in a fishing lake Fishing will be remembered for a long time
Submitted November 01, 2021 at 01:14AM by redragonail https://ift.tt/3CzC8u3
Boomhauer as a Ghost
Submitted November 01, 2021 at 01:17AM by smokingbanman https://ift.tt/3jSerpH
Dune Sardaukar chant but it's a trap beat
Submitted November 01, 2021 at 01:19AM by Abyssrealm https://ift.tt/3w2uNkq
Space Buccaneers (Video Short Story)
Submitted November 01, 2021 at 01:23AM by canteatdogmeat https://ift.tt/3Bwzq7m
Sugar is a drug so all candy has drugs in it.
Submitted November 01, 2021 at 12:45AM by DeadLightsOut https://ift.tt/2ZFrH9H
Tonight is Christmas Season Eve!
Submitted November 01, 2021 at 12:46AM by Bjarki56 https://ift.tt/31daZ2l
Halloween is truthfully just National Cosplay Day.
Submitted November 01, 2021 at 12:46AM by JustCallMeHubz https://ift.tt/3BxFWKY
Being a kid is wanting the top bunk, being an adult is knowing the bottom bunk is superior.
Submitted November 01, 2021 at 12:49AM by cabweb https://ift.tt/3bp6CDk
Revolution is not guided by man, but nature, possibly a reflection of natural selection even
Submitted November 01, 2021 at 12:49AM by HyrulianPessimist https://ift.tt/3EC36C9
A Rat's Paradise
Submitted November 01, 2021 at 12:08AM by dreamweapon https://ift.tt/2Y1ITpA
Arcane: Final Trailer
Submitted November 01, 2021 at 12:09AM by OfficialTomCruise https://ift.tt/3mvlg1Y
$3 Billion Abandoned Xiangyun International Project 祥云国际
Submitted November 01, 2021 at 12:11AM by chrisluckhardt https://ift.tt/3btogps
Driving on Snow and Ice
Submitted November 01, 2021 at 12:18AM by tophatthis https://ift.tt/3pQdm5D
how Russian girls fight sneak attack
Submitted November 01, 2021 at 12:21AM by redragonail https://ift.tt/3nJw5NA
Rome wasn't built in a day. Nor was any other city.
Submitted October 31, 2021 at 01:40AM by wwishie https://ift.tt/3pMJw1Q
A piece of paper has 6 sides
Submitted October 31, 2021 at 01:42AM by TheEvilGhost https://ift.tt/3jOkonG
Every mirror is in used condition
Submitted October 31, 2021 at 01:42AM by TheEvilGhost https://ift.tt/3pWbiZJ
It would have been a very nerve-racking job to have been John Wick’s dog groomer or veterinarian
Submitted October 31, 2021 at 01:47AM by Sandman-320 https://ift.tt/3nLnI3U
Shit test goes wrong
Al women like to shit test men. Even if dating or married. Shit test sometimes are designed to anger or to humiliate man.
I wonder if all those domestic violence issues are just shit test that go wrong.
Is it really true that women stay with abuser or are they ok with having bad shit test day. I assume violence is ok result for a shit test.
Submitted October 31, 2021 at 01:48AM by eclipsemonkey https://ift.tt/3bx3EfP
Cops tell AWP dive team to leave missing vehicle search area. Cops leave for lunch and AWP finds the car. Cops return, say they already knew it was there, and tell AWP to leave. Cops still cant find it, and have to ask AWP to mark it for them. Cops apologize after recovery.
Submitted October 31, 2021 at 12:57AM by whatwhatdb https://ift.tt/31ihrVW
Metroid Dread [Dunkey]
Submitted October 31, 2021 at 01:00AM by Zeph-Shoir https://ift.tt/3EyUhsv
little Rascals - ''Darla Sings Babyface''
Submitted October 31, 2021 at 01:09AM by Secret_Palpitation_6 https://ift.tt/2ZAgasy
Guardians of the Galaxy is a great game that a lot of people will not like!
Submitted October 31, 2021 at 01:16AM by FreeckyCake https://ift.tt/3mthKoO
Lip-Dub Proposal
Submitted October 31, 2021 at 01:20AM by cotxscott https://ift.tt/3pXriLf
When watching the bee movie in Russian does on become a comrad
Submitted October 31, 2021 at 12:34AM by lotmethinkforAminute https://ift.tt/3o0ELPR
Death is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
Submitted October 31, 2021 at 12:38AM by EggWorshipper https://ift.tt/3BsuXm3
We think robots have the potential to drive cars and perform surgery, but somehow not know “which of these photos doesn’t not contain a fire truck”
Submitted October 31, 2021 at 12:40AM by EqualDifferences https://ift.tt/2ZJqT4e
The songs, “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are two wildly different accounts of the same event.
Submitted October 31, 2021 at 12:49AM by QuincyPondexter https://ift.tt/2ZyQdJJ
Before color television the guns used to shoot in black and white
Submitted October 31, 2021 at 12:49AM by mtrash https://ift.tt/3jPBaTc
"It has value but is not a panacea." An exceptional keynote address by a world renowned cryptographer on blockchain technology and how it fits into the broader system that security plays in our world.
Submitted October 31, 2021 at 12:00AM by chirpovermoo https://ift.tt/3bonieb
marge simpson - smells like teen spirit
Submitted October 31, 2021 at 12:11AM by TomiasVEVO https://ift.tt/3BylLg2
10 Must Visit Places in Sri Lanka (Travel Video)
Submitted October 31, 2021 at 12:15AM by UNSC_MC_117 https://ift.tt/2ZIiNJ6
I'M SOMETHING OF A PET DETECTIVE MYSELF
Submitted October 31, 2021 at 12:16AM by bruce88lee https://ift.tt/3vYMscJ
Tiger King 2
Submitted October 31, 2021 at 12:23AM by cannotbefaded https://ift.tt/3jT4Kap
Dreams are technically a form of virtual reality
Submitted October 30, 2021 at 01:45AM by JustLeafy2003 https://ift.tt/3BEa33P
There may be parents too cheap to buy Christmas presents that told there kids they made Santa's Naughty List.
Be on your best behavior next year.
Submitted October 30, 2021 at 01:46AM by 90daysfrom_now https://ift.tt/3jPtNLo
If an only child orphan takes a selfie, it’s a family photo.
Submitted October 30, 2021 at 01:47AM by OB1KENOB https://ift.tt/3jRsH21
Project managers make their problems your problems
Submitted October 30, 2021 at 01:48AM by RayneDam https://ift.tt/3bmavJd
If you want you CAN be "forever young" but it sort of sucks after a while
Submitted October 30, 2021 at 01:49AM by disintegore https://ift.tt/2XYf5dr
Chainsaw Man trailer
Submitted October 30, 2021 at 01:02AM by Natemophi https://ift.tt/3bogbCr
I Cleaned The World’s Dirtiest Beach #TeamSeas
Submitted October 30, 2021 at 01:03AM by themadkiller10 https://ift.tt/3jPqKmq
This Robot Eats Trash (#TeamSeas)
Submitted October 30, 2021 at 01:04AM by byParallax https://ift.tt/3EwJj6P
The ACTUAL lyrics of the NEW WITCHER Season 2 Trailer on NETFLIX
Submitted October 30, 2021 at 01:11AM by Pfaeff https://ift.tt/3CvqCQm
Raw tuna is one of the most expensive fish in the world while canned tuna is one of the least expensive fish in the world
Submitted October 30, 2021 at 12:40AM by iam4real https://ift.tt/3BuLJRH
Dairy Queen and Burger King could join and start the fast-food kingdom.
Submitted October 30, 2021 at 12:40AM by Miserable-Machine-34 https://ift.tt/3BrsSai
Many adults complain how much more difficult it is to make friends than when they were kids. However, they also often moan constantly about their work colleagues, the easiest and most readily available friend pool
Submitted October 30, 2021 at 12:43AM by Meioxy https://ift.tt/3bkDWeJ
We will eventually be seen as ancestors
Submitted October 30, 2021 at 12:48AM by SmitefulAres https://ift.tt/2ZBGqCz
You spent longer in your mom than your dad ever will
Submitted October 30, 2021 at 12:50AM by Deeds013 https://ift.tt/3moUoko
How smart are orangutans? - Lu Gao
Submitted October 30, 2021 at 12:02AM by GhastlyGharial https://ift.tt/3CHoYvr
British military traditions
Submitted October 30, 2021 at 12:05AM by mrpimplesquirter https://ift.tt/3ErJdgN
“INCREDIBLE SCAM/BET YOU WILL ALWAYS WIN” channels
Submitted October 30, 2021 at 12:05AM by 010rusty https://ift.tt/3EsPtoz
The invisible hand behind unusual corporate commercials - ESG explained and short compilation of it's madness on corporate culture
Submitted October 30, 2021 at 12:08AM by mrzisme https://ift.tt/3ByCi3S
I always like Musician interviews
Submitted October 30, 2021 at 12:24AM by yungwy95 https://ift.tt/2Zt624F
Jimmy Wilkins - the best vert skater right now
Submitted October 29, 2021 at 02:00AM by gogoramon https://ift.tt/3Cu7t1l
Listening to Jungkook (BTS) "Falling" cover for the first time
Submitted October 29, 2021 at 02:11AM by NotOkaySympathy https://ift.tt/3nAZR73
Portal Radio Loop 10 Hours
Submitted October 29, 2021 at 02:12AM by Verillion1 https://ift.tt/3nH6QLC
The Galaxy’s Greatest Rickroll
Submitted October 29, 2021 at 02:14AM by Texelly https://ift.tt/3bhAtO1
All 60+ Adobe apps explained in 9 minutes
Submitted October 29, 2021 at 02:17AM by coaster132 https://ift.tt/3CkOHJL
Solitary confinement is the grown up version of giving somebody the silent treatment
Submitted October 29, 2021 at 01:45AM by Pink--Sock https://ift.tt/3nwOfSk
Giraffe selfies must have really tiny heads
Submitted October 29, 2021 at 01:46AM by BarCzar68 https://ift.tt/3nFi1og
Anything you eat is always a crapload of food.
Submitted October 29, 2021 at 01:46AM by Theuntold https://ift.tt/3nJSYR4
TV's are one of the few things that actually get bigger with every new version
Submitted October 29, 2021 at 01:48AM by voidedOdin702 https://ift.tt/3biuLev
If Wolverine stabbed someone who has Hepatitis B or HIV and retracted his claws, he would then have it.
Submitted October 29, 2021 at 01:50AM by phillystrong311 https://ift.tt/3pMeYgt
goldfish with the tacks mixed in the bag
Submitted October 29, 2021 at 12:42AM by kanyefoodtruck https://ift.tt/3GxhFIH
We pay attention but attention doesn't pay us
Submitted October 29, 2021 at 12:43AM by Angeneeehm https://ift.tt/3w1l65J
needledicks are very real you can jump someone in the eye for some damage
Submitted October 29, 2021 at 12:46AM by kanyefoodtruck https://ift.tt/3EpJQrd
If you have zero dollars in your bank account, you are still richer than millions of people.
Submitted October 29, 2021 at 12:46AM by hearsdemons https://ift.tt/3Cww9Xe
Televisions used to be a piece of furniture.
Submitted October 29, 2021 at 12:47AM by WearyMoose307 https://ift.tt/2Zx6eAr
Full Bodyweight Conditioning Routine
Submitted October 29, 2021 at 12:03AM by ---Tsing__Tao--- https://ift.tt/3Crk9Gb
A great life lesson from Casino (1995) - "Listen, if you didn't know you're scammed, you're too fucking dumb to keep this job. If you did know, you are in on it. Either way you're out."
Submitted October 29, 2021 at 12:04AM by a-horse-has-no-name https://ift.tt/3BonnZR
460 S&W vs Pumpkins filled colorful things plus some fireworks - Bullistics Halloween Special
Submitted October 29, 2021 at 12:05AM by Aubrey76 https://ift.tt/3bmW1IS
"Look at that subtle off-white coloring... the tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god... it even has a watermark."
Submitted October 29, 2021 at 12:07AM by a-horse-has-no-name https://ift.tt/3EkSBCW
"Love is crazy. Joe isn't even human" Love hearing perspectives I didn't originally think of.
Submitted October 29, 2021 at 12:19AM by HolyShalely https://ift.tt/3nFUcfU
Der is actly a reason ppl used to txt lyk dis !!
Back in the days you had to pay to text!
And there was a word limit.
If you want over the word limit it would become a multimedia message.
a whopping 10-20pence for a text A whopping 50pence for a multimedia message, Mmm
Also most people were on payg and didn't top up their phone or buy a plan often enough to allow continuous nonstop texting.
Texting and short hand became the norm of communication and it was used online and through other apps that evolved with the phone.
People were able to capitalise some letters and make their own abbreviations to communicate faster and better informally.
It's quiet sad thinking back to how limited we were yet how excited we were to text our friends when we got home from school.
I am only in my mid 20s and it seems like ancient memories
Okay G2g
Submitted October 28, 2021 at 01:39AM by 1throw4 https://ift.tt/3miacp4
If everyone on earth became an enlightened Buddhist, humans would quickly become extinct.
Submitted October 28, 2021 at 01:44AM by themindfulmenace https://ift.tt/3vPG3R9
A picture of a MILF before she had children isn’t a picture of a MILF yet it still is a picture of a MILF
Submitted October 28, 2021 at 01:48AM by ElliElephant https://ift.tt/3BpqQHs
Something the internet ruined.
I remember when peeling a sticker off a fast food cup meant youd win a free item or say sorry, good luck next time but at least you had immediate closure. Now they all have 16 digit alpha-numeric codes to go enter painstakingly on their website. No, I'm not doing all that. Thanks internet.
Submitted October 28, 2021 at 01:50AM by emptyzed81 https://ift.tt/3bjtN1C
Red Flags ft. Montaigne (official video)
Submitted October 28, 2021 at 12:58AM by BroncoResurrection https://ift.tt/3ErjV2D
The way everyone shuts up at 0:40 when they realize
Submitted October 28, 2021 at 01:03AM by Rapturos https://ift.tt/3ntisBK
Volga style
Submitted October 28, 2021 at 01:13AM by MAMORU334 https://ift.tt/3vSozDN
who wrote Caramelldansen?
Submitted October 28, 2021 at 01:21AM by anoldaxolotl https://ift.tt/3GsVDHf
Trailer for Tiger King 2
Submitted October 28, 2021 at 01:24AM by CryptGuard https://ift.tt/3bidBxO
Some social media creators will put an animal in danger just to make a fake video go viral.
Submitted October 28, 2021 at 12:41AM by HeroSaitama87 https://ift.tt/2ZylXio
Viagra is a literal blood bending pill
Submitted October 28, 2021 at 12:44AM by how_to-train_monkeys https://ift.tt/3CmfkhB
Girls do not have a penis, therefore they do not pee.
Submitted October 28, 2021 at 12:44AM by Plus-Staff https://ift.tt/3GrHVnW
When you’re unhappy, you know it. When you’re happy, you don’t.
Submitted October 28, 2021 at 12:46AM by lwxnfc https://ift.tt/3jGJ418
The grumpier the person the bigger the ego.
Submitted October 28, 2021 at 12:48AM by MattOnePointO https://ift.tt/3nDFjLd
The more he says, the more he has said.
Submitted October 28, 2021 at 12:48AM by lwxnfc https://ift.tt/3ErpgqF
Florida Front Yard Trail Cam
Submitted October 28, 2021 at 12:00AM by douglaschick https://ift.tt/3Bpdw5U
Help save the planet - how to prepare and eat every bug
Submitted October 28, 2021 at 12:06AM by Drew_Pinsky https://ift.tt/3Cp4jvL
I AM NOT THE LOCK PICKING LAWYER!! - JerryRigEverything
Submitted October 28, 2021 at 12:14AM by tobiascuypers https://ift.tt/3vOWxZM
The process of making Tiki Mugs and other fancy stuff from clay
Submitted October 28, 2021 at 12:23AM by De1heapa4 https://ift.tt/3Ch3lSh
Rare unseen footage of UAPs from Bulgaria
Submitted October 28, 2021 at 12:24AM by jwilson1812 https://ift.tt/3Gvnbvu
It takes a high IQ to know that IQ scores really aren’t that meaningful
Submitted October 27, 2021 at 01:37AM by One-Angry-Goose https://ift.tt/3ny437C
Blind people don't know an orange named after the colour.
Submitted October 27, 2021 at 01:38AM by WingedMercy3 https://ift.tt/3pUvrj5
Empty spice containers returning to Arrakis could have been filled with water.
Submitted October 27, 2021 at 01:43AM by centstwo https://ift.tt/3vMQl4o
Skeletons and Clowns have made inverse progress on what society considers funny or scary.
Submitted October 27, 2021 at 01:45AM by Double_K_A https://ift.tt/3BtHF4l
Humor is one of the only creative forms that can never be improved with money
Submitted October 27, 2021 at 01:47AM by Oxxixuit https://ift.tt/3BbZIM4
Pirate Flags don't work how you think
Submitted October 27, 2021 at 12:46AM by AttackSalad https://ift.tt/3mgCMXT
Cagney and Lacey from Grange Hill
Submitted October 27, 2021 at 12:49AM by TailorMarketing https://ift.tt/2XMCwGy
Me and my best friend started a youtube/twitch channel. Here's one of our videos in a game called Splitgate.
Submitted October 27, 2021 at 01:03AM by F-18Bro https://ift.tt/2Zrd1Ly
Deckbuilding Roguelites
Submitted October 27, 2021 at 01:05AM by lukiepookielp https://ift.tt/3nO0DOj
Tough bloke gets pranked for Halloween
Submitted October 27, 2021 at 01:23AM by dadasopher https://ift.tt/3bir1JW
Witches have the perfect excuse for voice cracks
'Frog in my throat'
Submitted October 27, 2021 at 12:33AM by Affectionate_Future9 https://ift.tt/3pNvBs6
3 different children named There, Their, and They’re would cause more confusion in people than if they were triplets.
Submitted October 27, 2021 at 12:33AM by FaxTimeMachine https://ift.tt/3vLKLiP
Peter Piper could not pick a peck of pickled pepper since one must pick peppers before pickling them
Submitted October 27, 2021 at 12:34AM by Skyman221 https://ift.tt/3EiKiYu
Even the biggest number you can think of is more closer to 0 than ∞
Submitted October 27, 2021 at 12:42AM by MrSirBoastAlot https://ift.tt/3mi9FDs
State lotteries contributing money to fund education is pretty counterproductive for the lottery
Submitted October 27, 2021 at 12:45AM by nintenderswitch https://ift.tt/3EyPSpR
The Best Kind of Roguelites
Submitted October 26, 2021 at 11:53PM by lukiepookielp https://ift.tt/2ZwVqCb
The Story of the 8 legged Horse
Submitted October 26, 2021 at 11:58PM by unpicked1 https://ift.tt/3BjMblw
fighting things that can’t fight back
Submitted October 27, 2021 at 12:14AM by Zagexma https://ift.tt/3bfqusg
Dragon Force just released a new music video and it is the most hilarious thing I've seen all year
Submitted October 27, 2021 at 12:14AM by glaynefish https://ift.tt/3Ekn9Vm
Since women are born with all their eggs, we are technically all as old as our parents
Submitted October 26, 2021 at 03:42AM by What_A_Legend27 https://ift.tt/3py7BJD
When exhaling, we are smelling what our lungs smell like.
Submitted October 26, 2021 at 03:43AM by IfTheHouseBurnsDown https://ift.tt/3b8B7NB
Uber is hitchhiking that isn’t free
Submitted October 26, 2021 at 03:47AM by badhairyay https://ift.tt/3py7vBL
Cameras are circle but your pictures are square/rectangle
Submitted October 26, 2021 at 03:48AM by htm_kai https://ift.tt/3Eft7Xx
The first human to cook food was probably a psychopath and we're all his/her descendants.
Think about it. Going all the way back in time to the first single celled organism, humans ate raw flesh just like every other animal. Then something game changing in our evolutionary past happened, we learned how to tame fire. Shortly after, some psycho figured out that fire hurts and has the bright idea to pit his food in it (probably alive because humans are curious creatures). This person definitely didn't know about the nutritional benefits from cooking your food, or that fire kills bacteria. He was just throwing in rabbits because he was bored, then ate the poor thing.
Submitted October 26, 2021 at 03:49AM by tmendi https://ift.tt/3bcEqTU
Greatest freestyle ever recorded
Submitted October 26, 2021 at 02:57AM by Golden_showers https://ift.tt/2Zw6I9R
Dave Chappelle - Addressing the controversy over "The Closer"
Submitted October 26, 2021 at 03:00AM by nyxlotus https://ift.tt/3bcq7yF
Hopping on one foot as long as I can, Day One. October 25, 2021 - 116 Seconds/1 min, 54 seconds
Submitted October 26, 2021 at 03:10AM by Sealpoop_In_Profile https://ift.tt/2ZhqGEO
Older Person Makeup: How to be an Elf for Halloween with SIMPLE Materials
Submitted October 26, 2021 at 03:20AM by crimpysuasages https://ift.tt/3bb5iUq
The Dyson Show
Submitted October 26, 2021 at 03:22AM by Wunder_Bred https://ift.tt/3GkDdbE
If enough people have a fetish. It stops being a fetish and instead becomes an attractive trait
Submitted October 26, 2021 at 02:32AM by utakuboy https://ift.tt/3Ctyxhr
Being so scared you crap yourself or pee, or both might be beneficial if what's scaring you plans on eating you. Lions for example.
I wonder if out bodies naturally cleanse themselves so our predator can enjoy the clean meal.
Submitted October 26, 2021 at 02:35AM by Reach_Greatness https://ift.tt/3Eh5Ww0
It's incredibly ironic that fedoras are associated with misogynists, considering that they were originally for women.
Submitted October 26, 2021 at 02:35AM by GZB2007 https://ift.tt/3b6UTsZ
Zuckerberg believes he's the hero.
Submitted October 26, 2021 at 02:43AM by NopeyNope_the_5th https://ift.tt/2ZoPk6g
A tiger that weighs 350lbs that's the same size as a human is average, but a human that's 350lbs that's bigger than a tiger is fat.
Submitted October 26, 2021 at 02:48AM by Immediate_Bottle_618 https://ift.tt/3meQV7Q
Straight men seem to be the weakest type of men.
Submitted October 26, 2021 at 01:31AM by ScottishTwink https://ift.tt/3Gl4XNq
If we traveled to a distant planet with much less gravity the natives would think we're incredibly strong
Submitted October 26, 2021 at 01:32AM by Moonman292 https://ift.tt/3Gl3kiD
At some point, apple won't have any more features to remove from their devices.
Submitted October 26, 2021 at 01:38AM by FightingEntiteledPpl https://ift.tt/3BeKVjF
If you cloned your past self to the present, you’d be able to see everything that they see due to memories from the past from the present.
Submitted October 26, 2021 at 01:47AM by pastell_soelli https://ift.tt/3vG5lB6
Enlightenment is being able to interact with your environment as you progress in your life without having to think or caution to the doubts and aspirations that pace through your mind's decision making.
Submitted October 26, 2021 at 01:48AM by kskelts https://ift.tt/3Gnqkh2
Channel 5 - Uhuru March for Reparations
Submitted October 25, 2021 at 02:11AM by feelgood12 https://ift.tt/3CnrrdW
The 90's Suicide Squad Cyberpunk Horror Anime
Submitted October 25, 2021 at 02:11AM by notmypename https://ift.tt/3puIGGQ
Hand vs Mousetrap
Submitted October 25, 2021 at 02:13AM by Ice-Juice1 https://ift.tt/3vIdipb
How to be perfect
Submitted October 25, 2021 at 02:21AM by weinergameboy https://ift.tt/3nmjtM5
Contemp - Explore the Ruins of an Abandoned House
Submitted October 25, 2021 at 02:24AM by MysteryLands https://ift.tt/3m6jyUK
Dishwasher can get really dirty, but at the end of the day you know that it’s going to be very clean
Submitted October 25, 2021 at 01:39AM by Ganessa https://ift.tt/3puGgYM
Thanks to evolution, we may be creating a sub-species of super fast flies/bugs.
Submitted October 25, 2021 at 01:42AM by ShadowKirbo https://ift.tt/3m7tHAA
Homeless people have way better trained dogs
I grew up in downtown Toronto and have lived in Manhattan, so homelessness is rampant in the big city life.
It just occurred to me that every time I see someone homeless with their dog, the good boi or gurl just sits beside them patiently, knows commands, and often they don’t even wear leashes. They walk beside their owners patiently.
Is there a reason behind this? I’m not sure but it seems to be common.
Submitted October 25, 2021 at 01:43AM by boredonreddit1998 https://ift.tt/3m6h2hg
High-fiving is the only acceptable way to slap someone.
Submitted October 25, 2021 at 01:50AM by lindsayrp https://ift.tt/3jxmdFi
The word "ramification" has absolutely nothing to do with rams
Submitted October 25, 2021 at 01:50AM by Xzisst https://ift.tt/3vNS21C
One is the only number that isn’t plural.
Submitted October 25, 2021 at 12:41AM by automoth https://ift.tt/3nrS5w2
If you predict the future, you predicted the future by predicting the future.
Submitted October 25, 2021 at 12:43AM by pancakewaffle_fan https://ift.tt/3jxeGpZ
The reason why we can't go through mirrors is that your reflection is stopping you
Submitted October 25, 2021 at 12:44AM by Curious-Bumblebee953 https://ift.tt/3BbbI0f
Dora the explorer is LITERALLY a live streamer for children
Submitted October 25, 2021 at 12:45AM by lightmare69 https://ift.tt/3jyD36z
Harry wouldn't have need Ron and probably would've became best friends with Malfoy later at Hogwarts (who had been expecting him) since he was already going to walk through through the wall to the 9 3/4 platform.
Submitted October 25, 2021 at 12:47AM by kskelts https://ift.tt/3jzQT8K
Uhuru March for Reparations - Channel 5 with Andrew Callaghan
Submitted October 24, 2021 at 11:50PM by didyoumean https://ift.tt/3Efa2Vk
Guess the future is here...
Submitted October 24, 2021 at 11:51PM by Diproc https://ift.tt/3maZtwu
Uhuru March for Reparations (Channel 5 News)
Submitted October 24, 2021 at 11:52PM by Mister_Me_Seeks https://ift.tt/3CaDY4p
EMinEMandEM (Me, Marijuana, & Munchies)
Submitted October 25, 2021 at 12:04AM by leonardshitts https://ift.tt/3GkRC7u
A video my brother and I made about George Washington Carver and Iowa State University.
Submitted October 25, 2021 at 12:18AM by ScummyWallows https://ift.tt/2Zbwxvj
A weird feeling is watching a show when being a kid and having characters a bit older than you, getting to the age of them some years later and realizing you're not as grown as them.
This hitted me hard as a kid with the Doraemon crew being 10 years old
Submitted October 24, 2021 at 01:27AM by Difficult_Passion_68 https://ift.tt/2XCQ47p
Wizard Conspiracy theorists probably thing that the Battle of Hogwarts was faked.
Submitted October 24, 2021 at 01:29AM by waywardhero https://ift.tt/3E9AGz7
No one can be the most average, because being the most average, makes you not average
Submitted October 24, 2021 at 01:36AM by GregTheGreat657 https://ift.tt/30Pk01n
Fresh cocoa beans are white and fresh vanilla beans are black.
Submitted October 24, 2021 at 01:44AM by mnathalia https://ift.tt/3nkhBmV
No one ever said, “I feel like watching an Ed Helms movie.”
Submitted October 24, 2021 at 01:46AM by VaughnFry https://ift.tt/3C4ZPKC
What If..? Season 1 Episode 6 "What If... Killmonger Rescued Tony Stark?" REACTION!
Submitted October 24, 2021 at 01:03AM by LavaDragon15 https://ift.tt/2ZdbGHZ
Charlie the Unicorn: The Grand Finale
Submitted October 24, 2021 at 01:07AM by Zach5585 https://ift.tt/3Bcw0Xc
I made this music video completely in NES Tetris
Submitted October 24, 2021 at 01:21AM by FinnGamer- https://ift.tt/3Geu1pc
E.Medvedeva/D.Milokhin (fourth performance) "Channel One" (Russia)
Submitted October 24, 2021 at 01:21AM by Silver_Slava72 https://ift.tt/3puYCZD
Monster Mash 2.0
Submitted October 24, 2021 at 01:24AM by lolnein https://ift.tt/3ptjIYr
L, M, N, R are the only consonant sounds you can sing without using an accompanying vowel sound, or just sounding like you're hissing.
Submitted October 24, 2021 at 12:39AM by Fjordvic https://ift.tt/3njXTba
There is a high probability that we are not the real life but rather the reflections. All our actions are determined by the portal connecting reflections and real life.
Submitted October 24, 2021 at 12:42AM by ReeDubDanny https://ift.tt/3pwrVes
A broken clock is often right more frequently than a meteorologist.
Submitted October 24, 2021 at 12:42AM by CrabPplCrabPpl https://ift.tt/3GhAU9i
Taking a picture of a sleeping cat is considered far more acceptable than taking a picture of a sleeping person.
Submitted October 24, 2021 at 12:45AM by Doctathunder https://ift.tt/3B2QlOM
Bricks are sharp like glass
Submitted October 24, 2021 at 12:48AM by ThaMasterRoshi https://ift.tt/3b5TRNS
Microquasar SS 433 Animation
Submitted October 23, 2021 at 11:55PM by LtCmdrData https://ift.tt/3jvT4Kt
My favorite prank on the old show Scare Tactics. Joey Diaz beats a snitch and scares the hell out of a kid.
Submitted October 23, 2021 at 11:59PM by EGarrett https://ift.tt/2Zd76th
The history of Video Game Magizines
Submitted October 24, 2021 at 12:01AM by KillBoosh https://ift.tt/2Zoj57F
Ali Siddiq Shares The Joke That Saved Him In Jail [Starts at 2:36]
Submitted October 24, 2021 at 12:18AM by manu_facere https://ift.tt/3junmgR
Here is the method to make your eyes more beautiful with Eyelashes
Submitted October 24, 2021 at 12:22AM by ShailaWaheed https://ift.tt/3CcQmRq
Seeing bare feet in public in the fall and winter is more exciting because fewer women go barefoot when it’s cold
Submitted October 23, 2021 at 01:46AM by Billy_T_Wierd https://ift.tt/2XCBaOx
Magpies have the natural ability to prank superstitious people into thinkng they have some bad luck coming just by doing anything alone
Submitted October 23, 2021 at 01:48AM by allthekos https://ift.tt/3b2CgX1
If you use a condom, it's possible to have sex without touching the other person.
Submitted October 23, 2021 at 01:48AM by _alexey___ https://ift.tt/3psddFa
When you don't tuck your shirt into your pants, your pants tucked into your shirt
Submitted October 23, 2021 at 01:49AM by Teddy_fingbear https://ift.tt/3vP3vhv
D.C. Horse
Submitted October 23, 2021 at 12:59AM by MaisieMoopMoo https://ift.tt/3m3siuQ
Squid Game Parallels to Stock Market / Collectible Market
Submitted October 23, 2021 at 01:01AM by Mirrodin1990 https://ift.tt/3m5BWx5
How Capitalism Ruined Work - Second Thought
Submitted October 23, 2021 at 01:18AM by theoriginalsauceboss https://ift.tt/3Bbj8k1
A Gibbon and His Squirrel
Submitted October 23, 2021 at 01:23AM by GhastlyGharial https://ift.tt/3E4gIWo
Why are you gay?
Submitted October 23, 2021 at 01:23AM by YaBenZonah https://ift.tt/30MN5dP
When a person dies they won’t even know that they are dead.
Submitted October 23, 2021 at 12:20AM by riddlemethisus https://ift.tt/3B6p11W
Being hypocritical is inherently ironic.
Submitted October 23, 2021 at 12:21AM by sugarplumbuttfluck https://ift.tt/3puyq1o
Theoretically if your were to organ farm every single person on planet earth you would have around a quadrillion dollars worth of organs.
Submitted October 23, 2021 at 12:28AM by Doggo_deboi https://ift.tt/3vIUDd1
Roadside memorials for fatal car crashes are ironically distracting to drivers
Submitted October 23, 2021 at 12:31AM by 6Kinker6Bell6 https://ift.tt/3EbAShn
As kids we all tend to take it remarkably well when all of our teeth just start randomly falling out of our heads.
Submitted October 23, 2021 at 12:38AM by ForayIntoFillyloo https://ift.tt/3b2c92p
Rainy commute
Submitted October 22, 2021 at 11:52PM by Lucidreamzzz https://ift.tt/3vBcH8U
Rescuing a Jeep Stuck 40 Years In The Sierra Nevada Mountains
Submitted October 22, 2021 at 11:57PM by Jay-Eff-Gee https://ift.tt/3Go5bDx
How To Caulk Like A Pro
Submitted October 23, 2021 at 12:00AM by LoveMeSomeGoodLife https://ift.tt/30RPvYO
The tallest NBA player has a story like you wouldn't believe.
Submitted October 23, 2021 at 12:08AM by Newcloudz https://ift.tt/3nnQK9J
Holy Spirit Activate
Submitted October 23, 2021 at 12:09AM by acmpnsfal https://ift.tt/3b0q9tB
Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus (acoustic cover ft. Victoria Canal) | stories
Submitted October 23, 2021 at 12:15AM by bheilig https://ift.tt/2XC7jpz
You've never eaten a peanut. You've only made peanut butter in your mouth and then swallowed.
Submitted October 22, 2021 at 01:32AM by Turboboxer https://ift.tt/3E5zoVE
Toenails have no purpose. You cannot use them like you use fingernails and they are very bad at protecting your toes.
Submitted October 22, 2021 at 01:36AM by lilacmacchiato https://ift.tt/3b1JVoC
Your tongue has a subservient/dominance fetish with spicy food
Submitted October 22, 2021 at 01:37AM by Jaker_20 https://ift.tt/3E9JbdD
Supergirl probably can't have sex, The muscles of her pelvic floor would more than likely completely obliterate anything you stick up there.
Submitted October 22, 2021 at 01:38AM by smile_is_contagious https://ift.tt/2Xx4ypk
MrBeast Talks Lucid Dreams (Juice WRLD, Doug Stanhope, MrBeast) 3 Celebrities that Lucid Dream
Submitted October 22, 2021 at 12:48AM by LightRose01 https://ift.tt/3Ej3w0b
After 5 years of inactivity Mike Capes is back with some more life hacks! — How to Move Out for Free (Paranormal Hacktivity)
Submitted October 22, 2021 at 01:01AM by Shrinks99 https://ift.tt/3vBfoXT
How to make a Netherite pickaxe
Submitted October 22, 2021 at 01:02AM by Crazy_Negotiation368 https://ift.tt/3vzo9Su
We intentionally go for lofi videos, no mainstream. We tested the new iPhone 13 Pro here, poor lighting condtitions. Disapointed with the record quality (noisy, 4K & HDR for no gain). Could the resulting production quality be perceived positively or should we distort it more if unable to do better?
Submitted October 22, 2021 at 01:02AM by andtilly https://ift.tt/3aZzYYQ
Do You Really Need A Car? | Why E Bikes Could Be The Future Of Personal Transport
Submitted October 22, 2021 at 01:20AM by Existing_Cow_3907 https://ift.tt/3pxKYVs
With tip culture, it's like buy 5 lose 1 free
Seems 15% is the new 10%, and 20% is the new 15%.
Submitted October 22, 2021 at 12:38AM by inohsinhsin https://ift.tt/3G5Sywy
Moving for a new job is the same as following a SO to college.
Submitted October 22, 2021 at 12:38AM by FacingFears https://ift.tt/3b5V0ER
A Funeral is mainly held for the relatives still alive.
Submitted October 22, 2021 at 12:41AM by is-there-more https://ift.tt/3jmQlmw
The deep irony with conspiracy theorists is that they refuse to see the world for how it really is
Submitted October 22, 2021 at 12:44AM by RestoreMyHonor https://ift.tt/3pqynnk
We are beings living inside a bucket of popcorn without butter and salt.
Submitted October 22, 2021 at 12:45AM by FaxTimeMachine https://ift.tt/3aXCr5Z
New Macbook Pro
Submitted October 21, 2021 at 11:27PM by corgishepperd https://ift.tt/3m4IuM8
I'd rather uninstall than to be violated
Submitted October 21, 2021 at 11:30PM by Natemophi https://ift.tt/3E4AMYE
skipping through the snapchat story of someone you met at a party once
Submitted October 22, 2021 at 12:02AM by TheOsttle https://ift.tt/3B3AXS8
Dangerous - Official Trailer | Mel Gibson, Scott Eastwood
Submitted October 22, 2021 at 12:08AM by Curious_Sentence7155 https://ift.tt/3n9C5yA
My office just announced we're working from home indefinitely
Submitted October 21, 2021 at 03:17AM by TedDansonWithMyself https://ift.tt/3EfChUf
Glendale to Anaheim, CA hyperlapse I shot last weekend
Submitted October 21, 2021 at 03:18AM by Jeffro187 https://ift.tt/3C02BAY
Wind turbine near my home town. The blade tips are 70m/75yd each and moving at 170kph/105mph.
Submitted October 21, 2021 at 03:22AM by mildpandemic https://ift.tt/3DUEST2
Jerry Springer- “I’m a blind country pimp”
Submitted October 21, 2021 at 03:25AM by occasionaldrinker https://ift.tt/3jmsgwm
DIVIDE & RULE - How you are being made disposable
Submitted October 21, 2021 at 01:52AM by Pulv3r https://ift.tt/3aYdveq
Kenneth Pulosko's Hole Punch Replacement Service
Submitted October 21, 2021 at 02:02AM by alexgaob1 https://ift.tt/3pkQeMc
Mario's clone (Part 1)
Submitted October 21, 2021 at 02:02AM by ValueHopeful2312 https://ift.tt/3m25iwl
Was the 1998 Godzilla That Bad?
Submitted October 21, 2021 at 02:07AM by lukiepookielp https://ift.tt/3DZvb66
Squid Game Pitch Meeting
Submitted October 21, 2021 at 02:24AM by Redditusernametoken https://ift.tt/3ngk29Y
Oof what a rant
Submitted October 21, 2021 at 12:52AM by kudos_22 https://ift.tt/3DUggtI
What If...? Season 1 Episode 5 "What If... Zombies!?" REACTION!
Submitted October 21, 2021 at 01:10AM by LavaDragon15 https://ift.tt/3vvKBfg
Virtual Orchestra #2 - James Bond Medley
Submitted October 21, 2021 at 01:13AM by Bvenged https://ift.tt/3nbuNdU
Silent Hill (2006) is probably the best video game movie we have.
Submitted October 21, 2021 at 01:17AM by lemonylol https://ift.tt/3aY9TJo
You've Gotta be Kidding!
Submitted October 21, 2021 at 01:20AM by Mrmac1234 https://ift.tt/3lZ5UCT
Crazy lady predicts the pandemic in Sep 2019
Submitted October 20, 2021 at 11:46PM by royal_dump https://ift.tt/3jkgin1
SNL - Jingleheimer Junction
Submitted October 20, 2021 at 11:49PM by ForWhomTheBoneBones https://ift.tt/3jkWM9W
Courtney Miller vs. Courtney Freakin Miller
Submitted October 21, 2021 at 12:03AM by staticbleak https://ift.tt/3aTmdeb
Godzilla ('98) Isn't That Bad
Submitted October 21, 2021 at 12:23AM by lukiepookielp https://ift.tt/3aVanjt
Hilarious video about Yahoo Pool that gave me the urge to both play and never play the game again
Submitted October 21, 2021 at 12:25AM by vorxaw https://ift.tt/2Z9hq5G
This Matrix parody on Chappelle's Show doesn't get enough credit.
Submitted October 20, 2021 at 02:43AM by DragonTonguePunch https://ift.tt/3nbXTtp
Tom Scioli is a great comic creator. He has a chill YouTube channel where he talks about pop culture stuff. Here’s him analyzing his massive Fantastic Four: Grand Design project:
Submitted October 20, 2021 at 02:55AM by Vunhaus https://ift.tt/3BWL8ta
High School Wrestler Saves The Day
Submitted October 20, 2021 at 03:01AM by Greg-2012 https://ift.tt/3DW8IXv
CHE Presents: Bosko at the Beach - 1932
Submitted October 20, 2021 at 03:10AM by sirant69 https://ift.tt/3nqKyxR
Still Only Slighty Exaggerated | Travel Oregon
Submitted October 20, 2021 at 03:12AM by Gavinardo https://ift.tt/3pgJfno
Vampires on Virgins (0:38)
Submitted October 20, 2021 at 01:29AM by jwilson1812 https://ift.tt/3BZJ9Eb
Johnny Carson - Ed Ames throws Tomahawks
Submitted October 20, 2021 at 01:39AM by zorton213 https://ift.tt/3nbQeLF
Sean Lock tribute by dear friend Bill Bailey on Stand Up 2 Cancer (20:10 in)
Submitted October 20, 2021 at 01:48AM by nuggerless_child https://ift.tt/3C9IuA4
I'm currently running a little experiment on the YouTube algorithm, feel free to take part!
Submitted October 20, 2021 at 01:58AM by lichwastaken https://ift.tt/3AR1l1y
Hollywood Antivax Rally
Submitted October 20, 2021 at 02:04AM by MrHiFace https://ift.tt/3BYSsV6
DUET WITH MY DOG *ALADDIN* MOVIE COMMENTARY
Submitted October 20, 2021 at 01:08AM by Ninjajay2417 https://ift.tt/2XsqBh3
Part 2: Advice Around Moving Existing Workloads From On-prem to the Cloud?
Submitted October 20, 2021 at 01:08AM by WebLinkr https://ift.tt/3jgPS5B
Made a video about how to almost guarantee virality on YouTube...
Submitted October 20, 2021 at 01:09AM by lichwastaken https://ift.tt/3vpQydu
more than a dream | bill wurtz
Submitted October 20, 2021 at 01:15AM by Dexter26958 https://ift.tt/3jhrOzq
Why do these work so well together? They shouldn't mix like this...right?
Submitted October 20, 2021 at 01:20AM by 2mutch4u https://ift.tt/3E22UMh
The Supporters Trailer
Submitted October 19, 2021 at 11:38PM by bassistmuzikman https://ift.tt/3BZqHvp
Nigerian scam email turned into heartfelt funk opera
Submitted October 19, 2021 at 11:45PM by a-horse-has-no-name https://ift.tt/3C3ZJmI
4K Pokémon Celebrations Deluxe Pin Collection Unboxing
Submitted October 19, 2021 at 11:51PM by Mattt_MSI https://ift.tt/3DZ8grE
Spiced Roasted Chicken with Garlic Crunch-Crumbs — Carla Lalli Music
Submitted October 20, 2021 at 12:10AM by Discombobulated-Wing https://ift.tt/3phW40N
David Deutsch on Optimism
Submitted October 20, 2021 at 12:20AM by Kirill88 https://ift.tt/3G4e1WA
Hollywood Antivax Rally - Channel 5
Submitted October 19, 2021 at 03:11AM by PinsNneedles https://ift.tt/3lQntF5
A Day Without Water. A film project my little brother made.
Submitted October 19, 2021 at 03:20AM by MrBlutine https://ift.tt/3mZd756
Surviving in Toronto with Just 2 dollars
Submitted October 19, 2021 at 03:20AM by Earn-Your-Ranks https://ift.tt/3ATgj7j
A Masterclass on How to Spend Your Dad’s Money
Submitted October 19, 2021 at 03:24AM by asyndicalism https://ift.tt/3lR45Ys
Happy Cakeday, r/Showerthoughts! Today you're 10
Let's look back at some memorable moments and interesting insights from last year.
Here are some of the best showerthoughts from 2021:
- "Gummy worms have more bones in them than actual worms." by u/edgememeston
- "The asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in Earth's history." by cubosh
- "If you don’t smoke pot because you’re afraid it’ll make you paranoid, you’re experiencing the side effect without even smoking." by Burgerstand
- "The part of The Ugly Duckling no one ever mentions is that, after a lifetime of bullying, the duckling grows into a swan, the undisputed biggest asshole of the bird kingdom." by clearlystyle
- "People will swim in the ocean, even though there are definitely many corpses in it. People will not swim in a pool with a corpse in it. Humans all have a corpse:water ratio that is acceptable for them to swim in." by JollyTraveler
- "The international space station takes the smartest people on the planet and turns them into maintenance workers." by SANcapITY
- "There's a neverending waterfall of poo hidden inside every skyscraper." by PygmeePony
- "There is a certain point in everyone's life where "How high can you count?" changes from a matter of knowledge to a matter of will." by marycartlizer
- "Our buttholes are watertight. We can go swimming, get water in our ears, nose, and mouth, our butts however, no water. Amazing!" by username5192
- "Black holes are at the top of the food chain." by StarlightTheorist2
Submitted October 19, 2021 at 02:25AM by AutoModerator https://ift.tt/3BTESSF
Day 1: Arriving in Yemen (surreal to be here)
Submitted October 19, 2021 at 02:08AM by NYCUberdriver https://ift.tt/3jdxv1s
Faces by Mac Miller Album Review
Submitted October 19, 2021 at 02:17AM by Certifieddumbass420 https://ift.tt/3BWyaeG
1000cc motorcycles have gotten so fast
Submitted October 19, 2021 at 02:19AM by zx10r_tomahawk https://ift.tt/3vo9oSk
Is Beef Jerky a SCAM? PRICES Analysis, MARKET & How to Make Your PERFECT Beef Jerky!
Submitted October 19, 2021 at 02:24AM by R_Jay101 https://ift.tt/2YWiGca
Rami Malek wants a treat
Submitted October 19, 2021 at 12:59AM by SexyTimeDoe https://ift.tt/3lPQZea
Few can pull this level of acting off
Submitted October 19, 2021 at 01:09AM by GingerPale37 https://ift.tt/3vndpXf
Dancing in Movies
Submitted October 19, 2021 at 01:10AM by themusicman25 https://ift.tt/3ANpia0
Simone Giertz - Combining safety glasses and hats into a SAFETY HAT
Submitted October 19, 2021 at 01:15AM by phelyan https://ift.tt/3FYQBly
As a Dutch person I say we should be exempted from having to cut down our emissions, we did so for decades by cycling ;)
Submitted October 19, 2021 at 01:20AM by MickeyMouseRapedMe https://ift.tt/3pmygc2
TIL about the Telecommunication Act of 1996, which, after its passing, allowed 4 media conglomerates to buy out all of the successful indie hip hop labels, who eventually gradually made hip hop less about art and social change and more about crime, in the name of profit.
Submitted October 19, 2021 at 12:14AM by _slight_blue_third https://ift.tt/3pgt4Xk
A B Cookie Monster
Submitted October 19, 2021 at 12:17AM by OneEyedBobby9 https://ift.tt/3lS7czv
Beautiful Boxer getting a grooming. He has the: "I don’t know why I’m here, I’m just happy to be included." look, and it is adorable.
Submitted October 19, 2021 at 12:19AM by cute_little_ghost https://ift.tt/3BTi1Xn
To all of you that need a smile today, these 16 seconds are for you.
Submitted October 19, 2021 at 12:20AM by phelyan https://ift.tt/3n9yQHL
Smother us with the luscious
Submitted October 19, 2021 at 12:20AM by THEINSIDER20 https://ift.tt/30D8l5Q
The labeled year on wine is a reverse expiration date.
Submitted October 18, 2021 at 01:36AM by wreckchain https://ift.tt/3FVmknv
We place a massive amount of trust in key rings.
Submitted October 18, 2021 at 01:37AM by callme_nostradumbass https://ift.tt/30C0TYH
OnlyFans has done to Gentlemen’s clubs what Napster did to Record stores.
Submitted October 18, 2021 at 01:44AM by Fart-Hammer78 https://ift.tt/3aLOSSd
Humanity is likely going to be the only species to cause it's own extinction (or endangerment for that matter )
Submitted October 18, 2021 at 01:45AM by Deadshot___321 https://ift.tt/3aNRhf3
GTA V was released 8 years ago!
Submitted October 18, 2021 at 01:47AM by -NiMa- https://ift.tt/3aJeAGY
What if Angry Birds shared a universe with us?
Submitted October 18, 2021 at 12:56AM by 2mutch4u https://ift.tt/2YWckKn
Weird Places: Australia's Bright Pink Lake
Submitted October 18, 2021 at 01:02AM by GhastlyGharial https://ift.tt/3aK1VUj
Yul Brynner NYC PSA (1978)
Submitted October 18, 2021 at 01:04AM by sweetdreams1989 https://ift.tt/3vjlxbk
The Alphabet with Baby Gaming | Alphabet ABC!
Submitted October 18, 2021 at 01:04AM by jubran_ojay https://ift.tt/3mZQ9Li
How Ryan Murphy Comes Up With Show Ideas
Submitted October 18, 2021 at 01:10AM by SarahBrownEye https://ift.tt/3mZyljn
Spread and acceptance of homosexuality by the society is a genuine way to deal with overpopulation.
Submitted October 18, 2021 at 12:29AM by Eylidian https://ift.tt/3ARbn2O
A chicken omelette has at least two generations of the chicken family on a plate
Submitted October 18, 2021 at 12:34AM by eduardowoj https://ift.tt/3viYflM
Nobody actually knows what they know.
Submitted October 18, 2021 at 12:41AM by MattOnePointO https://ift.tt/3ARbf3k
You'll die because of your parents
Submitted October 18, 2021 at 12:45AM by Typical-Breadfruit14 https://ift.tt/3n2Wqpp
the two shortest players on the Green Bay Packers are AARON Jones and Amari RODGERS. Yet AARON RODGERS is their big star.
Submitted October 18, 2021 at 12:46AM by Buzzvert https://ift.tt/3C2Tcby
Did Video Games Used To Be Better?
Submitted October 17, 2021 at 11:53PM by notmypename https://ift.tt/3FYmPx6
My most Embarrassing story to date (I've only told one other person this).
Submitted October 18, 2021 at 12:08AM by TheHybrid185 https://ift.tt/3BQ0Kyv
Pokémon can be metal!
Submitted October 18, 2021 at 12:09AM by born2lurk https://ift.tt/3n4Q1dg
Cedric the Entertainer’s take on Zab Judah getting KO’d by Kostya Tszyu
Submitted October 18, 2021 at 12:11AM by cognac-n-cannabis https://ift.tt/3FU2rgI
MY 2 MONTH NATURAL BODY TRANSFORMATION | FAT TO FIT JOURNEY
Submitted October 18, 2021 at 12:13AM by vicky_sandhu https://ift.tt/30p6qS7
Black Adam - Official First Look Teaser Trailer | DC FanDome 2021
Submitted October 17, 2021 at 12:13AM by all_time_high https://ift.tt/3paIhJA
1 hour relax with capybaras and vaporwave
Submitted October 17, 2021 at 12:25AM by PleaseFixMyEnglish https://ift.tt/3DRGLjF
Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom Trailer | Behind The Scenes | Making Of | DCFANDOME 2021
Submitted October 17, 2021 at 12:27AM by all_time_high https://ift.tt/3vkMH1n
Dog vs Cat.
Submitted October 17, 2021 at 12:41AM by Xander_Fury https://ift.tt/3p6VRNR
Liquor Burger- an entrepreneurial tale
Submitted October 17, 2021 at 12:43AM by Jsimpson93 https://ift.tt/3j6ObY4
So I’ve been told I have the personality for this…
Submitted October 17, 2021 at 12:43AM by xHaVoK87 https://ift.tt/3p6JLV9
Overwhelmed By The World Wide Web
Submitted October 17, 2021 at 01:16AM by Fladdman https://ift.tt/3BSm4n8
The Flash Teaser Trailer (2022)
Submitted October 17, 2021 at 01:18AM by tanimashfaq4 https://ift.tt/3aIKfIq
Tired of Hair loss? | Kiierr Laser Cap
Submitted October 17, 2021 at 01:20AM by Jacob2041 https://ift.tt/2XkqEvl
Interesting bush flight in Papua New Guinea
Submitted October 17, 2021 at 01:23AM by smysmy692 https://ift.tt/3vh2uhI
It would suck to be the person at the bottom of the “there’s always someone worse off than you” chain
Submitted October 17, 2021 at 12:22AM by BigBlueMountainStar https://ift.tt/30oUBeI
Rice is really good if you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something.
Submitted October 17, 2021 at 12:33AM by throwawaystranger69 https://ift.tt/3jaKNvn
In science quantitative studies are preferred to qualitative but in normal language the saying quality over quantity is used.
Submitted October 17, 2021 at 12:36AM by TojeMoje3 https://ift.tt/3poen4L
It doesn’t matter where you’re from.People from outside your country think of people from your country as being “exotic”.
Submitted October 17, 2021 at 12:43AM by Aristotle14 https://ift.tt/3DQzrou
If we hang mistletoe for Christmas...
We should do wolfsbane for Halloween and you get to bite whoever stands underneath.
Submitted October 17, 2021 at 12:50AM by dramabatch https://ift.tt/3j5X30o
Facebook Video rooms speaker Test
Submitted October 17, 2021 at 12:03AM by MasterDevil https://ift.tt/2Z0d68Q
Missa Reviews: 100 Witches and 100 Dangerous Plants (RPG Supplements)
Submitted October 17, 2021 at 12:05AM by nlitherl https://ift.tt/3viL8B2
Welcome to YouTube - The End of Dream Stans(100 subs special). ps I haven’t actually hit 100 yet
Submitted October 17, 2021 at 12:11AM by Stromo-Productions https://ift.tt/3j5iMVV
Peacemaker | Official Teaser |
Submitted October 17, 2021 at 12:12AM by all_time_high https://ift.tt/2Z1q5Hx
Black Adam - Official First Look Teaser Trailer | DC FanDome 2021
Submitted October 17, 2021 at 12:13AM by all_time_high https://ift.tt/3paIhJA
Having a vehicle ride a merge lane in traffic until the last minute feels a lot like when you were a little kid waiting patiently for lunch and the bully cuts in line in front of you.
Submitted October 16, 2021 at 01:39AM by LadyoftheWoodlands https://ift.tt/3DCeE7U
If we continue to bury people the whole world will eventually become a cemetery.
Submitted October 16, 2021 at 01:41AM by MoonCato https://ift.tt/2YQ9F4j
A person asking you to suck their dick is the most beautiful thing ever as they're trusting you with the most sensitive part of their body. You have full power to bite down, but they trust you won't.
Submitted October 16, 2021 at 01:43AM by BickKattowski https://ift.tt/3lKv4EW
The organization chart of demons in hell is an inverted tree.
As demons are promoted for good service, they move down the organization chart, eventually ending up directly above Satan.
Submitted October 16, 2021 at 01:45AM by roland_pryzbylewski https://ift.tt/3DJ5qXs
Sweet squirrel, bestow your nuts ‘pon yours truly, for one craves the fruits of your labour. You shall be paid in secrets, secrets you wish you never heard
Submitted October 16, 2021 at 01:46AM by nickp1999 https://ift.tt/3vulk5j
These opening credits make me feel like someone's gonna die
Submitted October 16, 2021 at 12:59AM by UnitAppropriate https://ift.tt/3FSNo76
Squid Game (Arab Version)
Submitted October 16, 2021 at 01:07AM by Stitchpool626 https://ift.tt/3BQxQyb
Alexa Led Light Strip App Control with Remote
Submitted October 16, 2021 at 01:09AM by jevonsen https://ift.tt/3j6nKlD
CRUMBS: Foul Waterfowl Board Game Expansion Trailer
Submitted October 16, 2021 at 01:13AM by RaunchySlappy https://ift.tt/2XfEJKk
The sense of hearing is the same as the sense of touch only more sensitive.
Submitted October 16, 2021 at 12:37AM by nirinaron https://ift.tt/3DOgHWi
when you love someone more than they deserve, surely they will hurt you more than you deserve.
Submitted October 16, 2021 at 12:38AM by ashsri1 https://ift.tt/2Z2YG7Y
The creepiest thing a dog could do is.. laugh like human.
Submitted October 16, 2021 at 12:40AM by Raakuna https://ift.tt/3aFbnrN
The earliest fairy tales and old wives' tales must have originated from parents who made shit up so they wouldn't have to explain harsh realities to their kids
Submitted October 16, 2021 at 12:46AM by soulsonicfunk https://ift.tt/2Z2YAx8
The law is only a recommendation on how not to go to jail
Submitted October 16, 2021 at 12:47AM by ShadowWritingNerd https://ift.tt/3veOJQK
2 Dollar Spaghetti and Meatballs | But Cheaper
Submitted October 16, 2021 at 12:13AM by notmypename https://ift.tt/3j5ysZv
Throat Singing
Submitted October 16, 2021 at 12:15AM by hashbrownbear https://ift.tt/3aF7fZ9
InvertedOvert Builds a Town - Part 10: I Want a Tavern
Submitted October 16, 2021 at 12:18AM by InvertedOvert https://ift.tt/3j1yTnF
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones is so bad it hurts... Thank you, George Lucas
Submitted October 16, 2021 at 12:20AM by Max-F3rgus0n https://ift.tt/3FOFVWD
A commercial for a paper airplane?! the 90s were wild..
Submitted October 16, 2021 at 12:21AM by epid3mik https://ift.tt/3p6IehD
You probably have the above average number of arms, since some people lose arms, the average number cannot be exactly 2.
Submitted October 15, 2021 at 02:41AM by Oogway-The-Immortal https://ift.tt/3oYgPP4
Speechless is when you spoke your mind.
Submitted October 15, 2021 at 02:41AM by babysharkdoodoodoo https://ift.tt/2YJh9WN
Everybody dies but not everybody lives though
Submitted October 15, 2021 at 02:47AM by chyeahokay https://ift.tt/3lJm9E2
Maybe all our dreams are visions from alternate realities
Submitted October 15, 2021 at 02:47AM by sad_prose_slytherin https://ift.tt/3AM07Vc
In terms of homophones, there are two ones, three twos, one three, and three fours.
Submitted October 15, 2021 at 02:49AM by rojofuna https://ift.tt/3FNaBYf
If energy is conserved, the universe has a finite amount of states
Submitted October 15, 2021 at 01:38AM by sanylos https://ift.tt/3lJR577
Real life driving have the most toxic players ever.
Submitted October 15, 2021 at 01:39AM by desert_NY https://ift.tt/3n0BgbE
With how little sugar is in most gum, you probably end up burning the few calories it gave you as you chew it
Submitted October 15, 2021 at 01:41AM by Velociraptor29 https://ift.tt/3lH9uBh
People who hate themselves probably don't hate themselves but the actions that occur on their lonely
Submitted October 15, 2021 at 01:49AM by kskelts https://ift.tt/3vkyIbV
Trains is what happen to you while you are busy making other plans.
Submitted October 15, 2021 at 01:49AM by CaptainBaoBao https://ift.tt/3BMXqUL
Commander Cody roasts Obi-Wan
Submitted October 15, 2021 at 12:56AM by Competitive_Cup_745 https://ift.tt/3j2e5fU
Reacting to Spider-Man No Way Home Trailer
Submitted October 15, 2021 at 01:00AM by Iamgoodokok https://ift.tt/3aTpUk5
Jeff Bezos is cringe-penguinz0
Submitted October 15, 2021 at 01:01AM by Appointment-Funny https://ift.tt/2YRA4il
360 View of Golden, CO from nose of B-17G "Texas Raiders" - Sept. 6, 2021
Submitted October 15, 2021 at 01:11AM by briandl2 https://ift.tt/3p4QaAe
Compass Folding Knife Using Popsicles
Submitted October 15, 2021 at 01:25AM by robrza https://ift.tt/3AGidIf
Having a dream where someone wipes a bogey on you. Wake up in tears, you may
Submitted October 15, 2021 at 12:45AM by nickp1999 https://ift.tt/3vqA6dj
All these comparisons of Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory to [the popular battle royale du jour] are technically inaccurate
If you're going to call it Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory that means you're implicitly referencing the Gene Wilder movie and in that movie iirc it's made explicitly clear even the bad kids didn't die (they were rescued but more-than-metaphorically forever changed by the experience (Veruca's the only one that didn't get a physical change) as Violet still had blue skin, Augustus was thinner (though not so-thin-activists-would-freak-out-if-this-was-made-today-because-fat-erasure) and Mike was taller). Can't have a battle royale (which even if they had died this kinda wasn't as their "sticky ends" weren't caused by each other but by a combination of Wonka's shenanigans and their own hubris) without death
Submitted October 15, 2021 at 12:48AM by StarChild413 https://ift.tt/3AHyIUv
Lots of ghosts probably just have OCD.
Submitted October 15, 2021 at 12:49AM by mysticpolka https://ift.tt/3BMPwe3
Body fat can be a tactical advantage. If you have just the right amount, you can be really strong and fast while making everyone believe that you're just overweight.
Submitted October 15, 2021 at 12:49AM by A_PiRat_Named_Cookie https://ift.tt/3lIvPOW
The KKK hates homosexuals but the odds are that, at some point, a homosexual was a member of the KKK.
Submitted October 15, 2021 at 12:50AM by jjvolfan2 https://ift.tt/3BHDK4M
It's not that nobody wants to work anymore, it's that nobody wants to work *for you* anymore
Submitted October 14, 2021 at 02:35AM by ExpertInevitable9401 https://ift.tt/3v7uwfE
If a drug affects your memory, then in those memories you were tripping before you got high.
Submitted October 14, 2021 at 02:35AM by KOakaKnockOut https://ift.tt/3v7B4Lj
Around good people, it feels like you can do anything. Around bad people, everything feels like an uphill battle.
Submitted October 14, 2021 at 02:43AM by lwxnfc https://ift.tt/3v6jXcI
Rollercoasters would suck if it was considered rude to scream on them.
Submitted October 14, 2021 at 02:43AM by TheNethero https://ift.tt/3lCuOI4
If you work as a porn star it's Not-Safe-For-Work
Submitted October 14, 2021 at 02:46AM by CantEatDoritosNow https://ift.tt/3v7BaTb
We are all just young enough to die
Submitted October 14, 2021 at 01:37AM by GodisDebt https://ift.tt/3FMCFe8
Sex in the sea leads to salty balls
Submitted October 14, 2021 at 01:40AM by skipadbloom https://ift.tt/2YJItop
Urinate into a bag of cement and present it to your extended family as a parting gift. Farewell
Submitted October 14, 2021 at 01:40AM by nickp1999 https://ift.tt/3FHyikL
There comes an age where you don’t want to go to school and then you realize that you don’t have a choice
Submitted October 14, 2021 at 01:41AM by supermoo7000 https://ift.tt/3FKmhef
0 is less than 1, but 1 is singular and 0 is plural (Example: 1 bottle vs 0 bottles of juice)
Submitted October 14, 2021 at 01:42AM by Outrageous_Ad_6993 https://ift.tt/30qpek3
All worms are Earthworms.
Submitted October 14, 2021 at 12:37AM by OwsleyCat https://ift.tt/3axe4vA
Trying to mate in a massive rainforest with thousands of species when you're an insect or small animal must be insane. Meanwhile we just go "Oh look, human"
And on top of that you can get lost, eaten, whatever. If you're a tiny animal, chances are you can't cover great distances, you have countless leaves, branches and shit to look through to find that one sexy beetle hiding underneath a random ass leaf that HAS to match the same species you are lmao. Can't imagine how tough that is.
Submitted October 14, 2021 at 12:43AM by PotatoWriter https://ift.tt/3axw3SP
It's weird that non-food can smell good whereas we can't eat it.
I mean seriously. How can soap smell so good but when we eat it we die. Why didn't evolution suppressed the mechanism in your brain which judges whether something smells good when we can't eat it.
Submitted October 14, 2021 at 12:43AM by TheGozd https://ift.tt/3FLS5j5
The song 'girlfriend' by Avril Lavigne could be used by a boy's girlfriend to break up with him if she had self-esteem issues
"Hey hey, you you - i don't like your girlfriend [breaks down in tears] I think you need a new one..."
Submitted October 14, 2021 at 12:45AM by Shearer157 https://ift.tt/3p0ozjI
If Yoda imitated himself he would speak like a normal person.
Submitted October 14, 2021 at 12:49AM by Jadabdo https://ift.tt/3FKehdd
My friend recently had a music video shot. What do you think?
Submitted October 13, 2021 at 11:43PM by JoeyCreel https://ift.tt/3v90FTT
She jokingly goes inside a locker and then regrets it
Submitted October 13, 2021 at 11:44PM by EvolvingBoner https://ift.tt/3ax2YGW
Abigail Woods-Born Again Bible Thumper Loves Her Retard Grandbabies
Submitted October 13, 2021 at 11:58PM by CookieTookie1 https://ift.tt/3ADP5Bi
Wheel of Time was Cool
Submitted October 14, 2021 at 12:00AM by lukiepookielp https://ift.tt/3v9EDR4
Cruella, but i'm cruella
Submitted October 14, 2021 at 12:15AM by SuggestableFred https://ift.tt/30eEwYW
In most cars there are no gloves in the glove box
Submitted October 13, 2021 at 03:39AM by austrarlberger https://ift.tt/3oX4dHK
Space is not the final frontier
Submitted October 13, 2021 at 03:43AM by etfhoarder https://ift.tt/3BEKGiV
Peeing is the opposite of pumping gas to a car
Submitted October 13, 2021 at 03:49AM by villaflow515 https://ift.tt/3v6j3wC
Mickey Mouse is a Narcissist
Submitted October 13, 2021 at 03:49AM by Lloyd_lyle https://ift.tt/2YP0Sjl
showering just isn't a sustainable way to remove filth from ones self, one day there may not be access to clean water.
Submitted October 13, 2021 at 02:34AM by testomed250 https://ift.tt/3AHiomQ
Normies got private parts. Nudists got public parts.
Submitted October 13, 2021 at 02:34AM by 3Vishal https://ift.tt/2YIEJU6
It's important to point out whenever you're being sarcastic because we all know that the finest sarcasm occurs when you point out you're being sarcastic.
Obligatory /s
Submitted October 13, 2021 at 02:35AM by hullopalooza https://ift.tt/2YHpv14
Bread factories have the biggest yeast infections.
Submitted October 13, 2021 at 02:42AM by FaxTimeMachine https://ift.tt/3FFI5aO
Children's media shows a reality where wrecking balls are more common than they actually are.
Submitted October 13, 2021 at 02:48AM by PingedPowers https://ift.tt/3lzVjOx
“Fully-loaded” can describe both a Baked Potato and a Handgun.
Submitted October 13, 2021 at 01:40AM by adhd_dot_ini https://ift.tt/3FIEkBJ
If a chicken ever breaks its own wishbone humans are probably fucked.
Submitted October 13, 2021 at 01:42AM by smokeymctokerson https://ift.tt/3BIfXBO
Columbus was probably like "what happens in the new world, stays in the new world"
Submitted October 13, 2021 at 01:43AM by katidid13 https://ift.tt/3lAkX5z
Most internet services companies have adopted the drug dealer's mantra of giving free samples to get customers hooked.
Submitted October 13, 2021 at 01:48AM by clevernotsomuch https://ift.tt/3lvusTD
Everyone is equal before the law, but not before a judge
Submitted October 13, 2021 at 01:48AM by solidlpsoldier https://ift.tt/2X4Yvbl
when you imagine an adult who still lives with their parents, you imagine a man.
Submitted October 13, 2021 at 12:28AM by reddit_hayden https://ift.tt/3DDmIFA
Blackholes are simultaneously the largest and smallest things in the universe
Submitted October 13, 2021 at 12:29AM by merlinthemagic7 https://ift.tt/3iRYy1N
Royal lineages have most likely been broken multiple times over the centuries due to there being no DNA testing to make sure that the heir truly was the king's son.
Submitted October 13, 2021 at 12:29AM by Voyager_AU https://ift.tt/3FCeyix
When we kiss our pets, we probably kiss some ticks and lice too.
Submitted October 13, 2021 at 12:43AM by 13870034 https://ift.tt/3AAy7nw
Girl has period on man face
Submitted October 13, 2021 at 12:44AM by Plus-Staff https://ift.tt/3oXv5HW
Regrets caused by the past, expectations from the future and disappointments toward the present, are the things most people feel inside their heads.
Submitted October 13, 2021 at 12:49AM by ShadowLord_11 https://ift.tt/3lzpNA7
Adam and Eve were the first to break Apple's terms and conditions.
Submitted October 12, 2021 at 03:18AM by Ihavenolifes https://ift.tt/3lwGDQj
Chickens get pregnant through anal
Submitted October 12, 2021 at 03:22AM by dorrisx https://ift.tt/3azIKfz
The total amount of points scored in a tie game is always an even number
Submitted October 12, 2021 at 03:36AM by SeanLikeYouReadAbout https://ift.tt/30lWrNH
Dogs that go deaf probably just think you have stopped talking to them.
Submitted October 12, 2021 at 03:40AM by type_your_name_here https://ift.tt/3v1qzsN
Saying something tastes like crap or garbage is only based on real world “smell” experience and not actual taste.
Submitted October 12, 2021 at 03:42AM by FreshJs59 https://ift.tt/3FAykLd
Everything is determined by mass agreement/belief
Submitted October 12, 2021 at 02:34AM by noiseymur https://ift.tt/3v056k1
Nobody has ever experienced being dead.
Submitted October 12, 2021 at 02:41AM by bazkie_bumpercar https://ift.tt/3BsQKel
Cats might just really like smaller animals and want to play with them but can’t without hurting them
Submitted October 12, 2021 at 02:44AM by badfreaksupershow https://ift.tt/3ArtGeI
You could control the chemicals in your brain
The placebo affect is like manuel breathing, you are taking off autopilot and you start manually producing a chemical because you believe it will do that just like when you think about manually breathing you start doing it
Submitted October 12, 2021 at 02:49AM by RubixTheRedditor https://ift.tt/3mGErEZ
Any film based off of a true story is not a true story.
Submitted October 12, 2021 at 02:49AM by Inaerius https://ift.tt/3mGSpXz
Milk is a drink that doesn’t quench thirst but soup is food that quenches thirst
Submitted October 12, 2021 at 01:44AM by prudent_rodent https://ift.tt/3BJUOH2
Considering how weird most dreams are, working a dream job would probably be fucking bonkers.
Submitted October 12, 2021 at 01:46AM by smokeymctokerson https://ift.tt/3AwY4nY
If female mosquitoes drink the blood of a woman to reproduce, does that make it a lesbian relationship
Submitted October 12, 2021 at 01:46AM by Idonthaveapisskinkk https://ift.tt/3mKWZE1
Curiosity often leads to degeneracy.
Submitted October 12, 2021 at 01:48AM by Tumdslaka https://ift.tt/3iRFLE9
The stick doesn't factor into a corndog. It's the cornmeal that makes it a corndog
Submitted October 12, 2021 at 01:48AM by MillennialCowboy https://ift.tt/3mIh9if
Job hunting, Dating, and looking for houses to rent all have an increase in difficulty for the same reason. That is your search is cluttered with those everyone else rejected.
Submitted October 12, 2021 at 12:38AM by rachelcp https://ift.tt/3Dw8XIB
If Ben Shapiro went to Dick's Last Resort he'd debate the servers who insult him.
Submitted October 12, 2021 at 12:43AM by Daetra https://ift.tt/3FF5g55
A house is made of smaller houses
Submitted October 12, 2021 at 12:48AM by Antony10yt https://ift.tt/3Av16Ju
Modern Family is canon in the MCU
Submitted October 12, 2021 at 12:49AM by filthyknuckles https://ift.tt/3aq1E8M
Most of the “serial killers” could just be professional hit men who were good at protecting their clients.
Submitted October 12, 2021 at 12:50AM by Nyhxy https://ift.tt/3oTXzSK
Your K/D ratio and total kills are the same in real life
Submitted October 11, 2021 at 03:45AM by Muffinman54lit https://ift.tt/3v1yR3H
Such widespread have become lies that the one who speaks only truth doesn't have any idea that it's a lie popularized as a truth.
Submitted October 11, 2021 at 02:11AM by SiD_-_-_ https://ift.tt/3mXteAj
Even though social media has downs, its pretty cool how you can share your work and 100k people can see and enjoy your creations.
Submitted October 11, 2021 at 02:14AM by meme_moment0 https://ift.tt/3oJCr1w
The total mass of the planet including living things never went down until we figured out how to launch things into space
Submitted October 11, 2021 at 02:25AM by FauxFalsetto https://ift.tt/3lpLF0O
For dogs, the quantity of smell is more important than the quality. The same can be said for men and sex.
Submitted October 11, 2021 at 02:30AM by Supervinyl https://ift.tt/3ltccu3
You are most comfortable when you are most vulnerable.
Submitted October 11, 2021 at 02:31AM by hearsdemons https://ift.tt/30fzuLZ
The chances that a lot people have buried money, valuables, and treasure then died without telling anybody the location are very high.
Submitted October 11, 2021 at 02:35AM by thrusher https://ift.tt/3lr9Zzg
Birds and squirrels probably consider the nutcracker to be the pinnacle of human technological development.
Submitted October 11, 2021 at 02:37AM by suffernotthekitty https://ift.tt/3vcF2Ct
You might be a millionaire or billionaire in another currency.
Submitted October 11, 2021 at 02:40AM by I-suck-at-golf https://ift.tt/2YGZ77V
Everyone has hymned or sang a song whilst in a shower, at least once in their lives.
Submitted October 11, 2021 at 01:39AM by born_Racer11 https://ift.tt/2YGgt4E
People really be having two families
People are legit having double life's and its just weird. Like you cheat on both your partners without either of them knowing and having kids too.
Just weird. Hope you have a good day. Good luck to al the NNN participants.
Submitted October 11, 2021 at 01:42AM by Idk_Of_Lover https://ift.tt/2YyNzUl
In Squid Game, the VIPs are considered the bad guys for watching it for entertainment. even though that is exactly what we, the viewer, are doing
Submitted October 11, 2021 at 01:47AM by MadMan018 https://ift.tt/3FyxdM8
Death is a life-changing experience.
Submitted October 11, 2021 at 01:49AM by Genius_Psycho https://ift.tt/2Yzj3d2
Hydrogen is Flammable. Oxygen is Flammable. Mixed together they put out fire.
Submitted October 11, 2021 at 01:49AM by TunaWiggler https://ift.tt/3FCMRGm
Kids will probably wonder why jackets used to have a little hole with a picture of headphones next to it.
Submitted October 11, 2021 at 12:40AM by camhumphreys https://ift.tt/3BuJIpB
You are both new and old compared to your past self.
Your past self was the old you and your present self is the new you. Your past self was the young you and your present self is the older you.
Submitted October 11, 2021 at 12:44AM by souviks1998 https://ift.tt/3p3vDMv
New ‘wives tales’ are much more concerning than the old ones
Submitted October 11, 2021 at 12:47AM by alxwx https://ift.tt/3mEvmg2
If we were to lose the internet, we'd enter another dark age.
Most research is stored on servers and accessed remotely. Most textbooks are only available online. Money exchange relies on the internet. Most methods of instant communication rely on the internet. Would cell companies go down without the internet? If so, we'd then have no method of instant communication. I think it would create absolute havoc. I like to daydream about it.
Submitted October 11, 2021 at 12:48AM by Reasonable-Bath-4963 https://ift.tt/2YGeWMa
When’re you’re disappointed about something, think about the tourists who travel to California beaches only to have it rain
Submitted October 11, 2021 at 12:48AM by Separate-Onion1641 https://ift.tt/3lqSBuE
Perhaps peeing feels so good because it’s our body rewarding us for completing the water cycle
Submitted October 11, 2021 at 12:49AM by modernAgeTomorrow https://ift.tt/3Ay6Xh0
There are probably people who are into CBT and got a boner while trying to pass a kidney stone, making it double painful (or maybe pleasurable for them)
Maybe they even came while it was cumming out
Submitted October 10, 2021 at 02:38AM by FlaccidHose https://ift.tt/3oLUofO
Plants are all technically naked
Submitted October 10, 2021 at 02:41AM by tomatoduck7 https://ift.tt/3FyKPqE
There's no such thing as a $200,000 car; just people willing to pay $200,000 for a car.
Submitted October 10, 2021 at 02:42AM by OutspokenLurker https://ift.tt/3anKgBz
If you are a woman who only has sons, you have broken a chain going back millions of years of every female in your lineage giving birth to another female.
Submitted October 10, 2021 at 02:44AM by jeff409 https://ift.tt/3lmPHqF
The Boos are all of the enemies Mario has killed and that’s why they shiver in fear when Mario looks at them. They are still afraid of him, even after death.
Submitted October 10, 2021 at 01:18AM by quixonnn https://ift.tt/3DufUcW
A Tow Truck being Towed by a Tow Truck is a Towed Tow Truck
Submitted October 10, 2021 at 01:19AM by Ajlchase https://ift.tt/3BtbS4a
You probably see your favorite pornstar more naked than his/her spouse
Submitted October 10, 2021 at 01:28AM by Osirius25 https://ift.tt/3ltMeqx
As with bees, G-d could erase microbes and mitochondria, forcing us to do the work ourselves.
Full employment.
Submitted October 10, 2021 at 01:38AM by Ok-Hovercraft8193 https://ift.tt/3uWPT36
When yogurt gets spoiled, it goes from being a pro-biotic to an anti-biotic.
Submitted October 10, 2021 at 01:43AM by bruceismynickname https://ift.tt/3oOIpy6
If we continue inventing technology to make our lives easier we could start de-evolution
Submitted October 10, 2021 at 01:44AM by SanFederico https://ift.tt/3aqaumS
As depressing as it is, the purpose of life is to reproduce and survive
Submitted October 10, 2021 at 01:49AM by sirSosig https://ift.tt/3v54WrG
Dude Meals
Submitted October 10, 2021 at 12:41AM by poorcoors https://ift.tt/3mHgnlg
Musee Oceanographic de Monaco।। MONACO Aquarium|| French Riviera
Submitted October 10, 2021 at 01:14AM by mariyabin https://ift.tt/3iLEpdX
Ping Pong on challenging surfaces
Submitted October 10, 2021 at 01:17AM by kaihatsusha https://ift.tt/3mI9GzL
I’ll be in the Chamber of Understanding!
Submitted October 10, 2021 at 01:19AM by superboy41 https://ift.tt/3Bv0ch8
Wands don’t have safety rules or mechanisms.
Submitted October 10, 2021 at 12:29AM by boricimo https://ift.tt/2X1iLuC
When someone turns 113 years old, they technically become a teenager again.
The oldest living people in the world are all teenagers.
Kane Tanaka (118), Lucile Randon (117), Antônia da Santa Cruz (116), Tekla Juniewicz (115), Thelma Sutcliffe (115), and Valentine Ligny (114)... all teenagers?
Submitted October 10, 2021 at 12:43AM by TchaikovskyAdmirer97 https://ift.tt/3lqZ4Wj
Banana is the only fruit which doesn't have a juice.
Submitted October 10, 2021 at 12:48AM by versatileviolet https://ift.tt/3DsvZQq
You can drink something that makes you more thirsty but you can't eat something that makes you more hungry
Submitted October 10, 2021 at 12:49AM by vincent2751 https://ift.tt/3Ar3T6u
In a way it’s fitting that Dodge Chargers are associated both with aggressive, insecure young males and law enforcement.
Submitted October 10, 2021 at 12:50AM by 1000Huzzahs https://ift.tt/3mDkD5r
There's nothing quite like moving to find shit you "lost" 25 years ago
Submitted October 09, 2021 at 03:38AM by ImNudeyRudey https://ift.tt/3oGKaxj
The perception of someone who carries a sword around in public has really changed
Submitted October 09, 2021 at 03:46AM by bloodandsunshine https://ift.tt/3oFl5Ts
Based on topping distribution, attacking nachos from the middle first is a much more efficient method than around the edges
Submitted October 09, 2021 at 03:47AM by Gimmedatbutterfinger https://ift.tt/3BluLG9
The average number of testicles is less than one.
Humanity is 52% women, and not all dudes have both.
Submitted October 09, 2021 at 03:49AM by Unw1shed https://ift.tt/2WVEHqR
Halo’s Cortana was the first VTuber
Submitted October 09, 2021 at 02:42AM by SwordOfSierra https://ift.tt/3FuvirP
Having sex is great. Having a reputation for constantly having sex is bad.
Submitted October 09, 2021 at 02:44AM by hearsdemons https://ift.tt/3j4fbYz
Inbread and outbred are not antonyms.
Submitted October 09, 2021 at 02:47AM by SteevyT https://ift.tt/3Apog3T
Splatoon was the original squid games!
Submitted October 09, 2021 at 02:47AM by John_Jacobs_A_NOBODY https://ift.tt/2ZZRvO2
With age comes apathy
Submitted October 09, 2021 at 02:50AM by xXDibbs https://ift.tt/3mAQaFh
At a young age, diapers evilly make us believe we are not responsible for cleaning our own ass
Submitted October 09, 2021 at 01:45AM by MemesNoMods https://ift.tt/3aleHs5
If superheroes were real, no one would take them seriously because of their over-the-top costumes.
Submitted October 09, 2021 at 01:46AM by YannisAP https://ift.tt/3AqBq0y
The whole point of golf is to play the least amount of golf
Submitted October 09, 2021 at 01:46AM by amazingsnazz429 https://ift.tt/2YD0hkH
Blind people aren't scared of dark
Submitted October 09, 2021 at 01:47AM by 2164352052837948 https://ift.tt/3DmJIs7
We’re all distant heirs to the Royal Family
That’s IF Queen Elizabeth dies
Submitted October 09, 2021 at 01:48AM by spicy-succ https://ift.tt/3iJp51r
If you see your Stalker frequently, you are your Stalker's Stalker.
Submitted October 09, 2021 at 12:46AM by NekPacMan https://ift.tt/3Aq4Vj9
Glasses and corrective eye care probably increase life expectancy quite a lot.
Submitted October 09, 2021 at 12:47AM by ColorPhilosophy https://ift.tt/3uWgtsY
calque is a loanword and loanword is a calque
Submitted October 09, 2021 at 12:48AM by Ok-Construction5775 https://ift.tt/2YqpLBv
You can never make yourself think about nothing, because even when you are doing that you are thinking about not thinking anything.
Submitted October 09, 2021 at 12:48AM by headless_ballon https://ift.tt/3ahZb0d
Maybe we do not hear about Cocaine addiction a lot because few Millennials can afford it
Submitted October 09, 2021 at 12:50AM by drivendreamer https://ift.tt/3ambF6Y
Ports Potties and Heights share a common method for people overcoming them. Don’t look down.
Submitted October 08, 2021 at 03:37AM by youcomebeforeyou https://ift.tt/3oDxG9H
The show Scrubs portrayed medicine and hospital life more accurately than any other medical show
Submitted October 08, 2021 at 03:40AM by Sandman-320 https://ift.tt/3DjUvTL
Gangs sucking off the issues of children to grow is nigh pedo-mcnasty
Submitted October 08, 2021 at 03:41AM by Deathbysnusnubooboo https://ift.tt/3uPqCrE
We're finally at a point where if somebody says "beethoven" it is automatically assumed the composer and not confused with the movie about the st. bernard dog.
Submitted October 08, 2021 at 03:47AM by secret_tsukasa https://ift.tt/3iD6OCQ
Computers freeze when they heat up.
Submitted October 08, 2021 at 02:34AM by CanadianMaps https://ift.tt/2YtAYBa
All children deserve parents but not all parents deserve children.
Something to think about. Leave a comment btw, i'll try to read them all :)
Submitted October 08, 2021 at 02:36AM by Marvjsen https://ift.tt/3aoB8fP
We're all literally just chillin on a giant rock that's barreling through an unknown universe at millions of miles per hour.
Submitted October 08, 2021 at 02:42AM by jedijustyehmet https://ift.tt/3Am0TYW
A lot of people’s penises are better moisturized than the rest of their body.
Submitted October 08, 2021 at 02:42AM by Asisn-Guy https://ift.tt/308d2nV
String cheese tastes different depending on if you eat it as a string or if you just take a bite out of it
Submitted October 08, 2021 at 02:47AM by Hamstark https://ift.tt/3FqYYWL
In a dream everything is made of the same thing
Submitted October 08, 2021 at 02:47AM by NYCisGarbage https://ift.tt/300sbaF
Reality is not located anywhere, it has no location
Submitted October 08, 2021 at 01:38AM by NYCisGarbage https://ift.tt/3BlG1T2
Being a visionary is fun, expected to be one sucks ass.
Submitted October 08, 2021 at 01:43AM by TheConjugalVisit https://ift.tt/3Fr9hdr
The cure to cancer is probably written in the library of Babel
Submitted October 08, 2021 at 01:44AM by weird_names https://ift.tt/3BtudOI
Mid-day loneliness is harder than midnight loneliness because it's harder to ignore
Submitted October 08, 2021 at 01:47AM by SusalulmumaO12 https://ift.tt/3alemFT
‘Tastes like ass’ can be an insult or a compliment.
Submitted October 08, 2021 at 01:48AM by hearsdemons https://ift.tt/3iC7eJN
There's billions of people named Mom
Submitted October 08, 2021 at 12:26AM by meme_me_pls https://ift.tt/3FtC2pZ
Commutes are the loading screens of life
Submitted October 08, 2021 at 12:29AM by AParable https://ift.tt/3DhU9NF
Child grooming and dog grooming sound the same, despite being completely different
Submitted October 08, 2021 at 12:29AM by BlankCanvas609 https://ift.tt/2YmP33r
The chains of life can be our best teachers.
Submitted October 08, 2021 at 12:39AM by TheConjugalVisit https://ift.tt/2YuETh3