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I see all of your mash-ups and raise you Deftones/Britney Spears.

https://youtu.be/13wwndvI1K4

Submitted July 27, 2021 at 03:07AM by Pertolepe https://ift.tt/3BHl7OB
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King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Catching Smoke

https://youtu.be/4L3-HOdMeuM

Submitted July 27, 2021 at 03:17AM by TostitoNipples https://ift.tt/3fi9d4r
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Josh Pieters & Archie Manners - We Made a Fake Pigeon an Influencer

https://youtu.be/g85k3IbGveE

Submitted July 27, 2021 at 12:29AM by monogatarist https://ift.tt/36Zc8dH
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Dee Gees - shadow dancing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o5n5SpWEwQ

Submitted July 27, 2021 at 12:42AM by DirtFueler https://ift.tt/3iTuvGa
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Tiny steam trains in fairytale landscapes and much more in this 4min film from the UNESCO World Heritage site Ore Mountains in Germany

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Submitted July 27, 2021 at 12:43AM by spreegurke https://ift.tt/3x8nqGS
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Reboot of "Drake & Josh"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSe7zb04PEY

Submitted July 27, 2021 at 12:50AM by megamindwriter https://ift.tt/2UPQK88
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Full game tape with instructional opening of 'Atmosfear: The Harbingers' (1995) the video board game

https://youtu.be/rRMphkKF3M0

Submitted July 27, 2021 at 12:51AM by justatouch589 https://ift.tt/3i7cB3I
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More than likely the best mashup ever: Rage Against the Machine vs. Vanessa Carlton

https://youtu.be/6kYco2Zt-cM

Submitted July 27, 2021 at 12:52AM by HouseNinja https://ift.tt/2UPqF9f
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Mark Rober: World Record Domino Robot (100k dominoes in 24hrs)

https://youtu.be/8HEfIJlcFbs

Submitted July 27, 2021 at 01:01AM by FACE_MEAT https://ift.tt/2WcMoYX
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Nathan Evans sings with the US Navy Band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHv7mcKdLtk

Submitted July 27, 2021 at 01:01AM by southern_blasian https://ift.tt/3BHVkpE
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Who else remembers trying to memorize the McDonald's menu song?

https://youtu.be/pbnvullbYIg

Submitted July 27, 2021 at 01:03AM by bklynsnow https://ift.tt/3eXOPp1
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Jenga (Korean animation)

https://youtu.be/afV6EKF8cL0

Submitted July 27, 2021 at 01:04AM by ADotSapiens https://ift.tt/3iTgfNI
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Loki Episode 3 Opening - Demons

https://youtu.be/9HFf8khDl2k

Submitted July 27, 2021 at 01:05AM by Subtle_Personality https://ift.tt/3zCL9AH
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World Record Domino Robot (100k dominoes in 24hrs)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HEfIJlcFbs

Submitted July 27, 2021 at 01:09AM by byParallax https://ift.tt/3y2Lrk2
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The Greatest Moments in Parkour History

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8BUwEu0aZZ4&feature=share

Submitted July 27, 2021 at 01:10AM by agumonkey https://ift.tt/2VfIm1n
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Couldn't have said it better myself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSdSuP640cU

Submitted July 27, 2021 at 01:19AM by MrTibblles https://ift.tt/3BMgiDF
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Best coffee commercial [1:37]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2YWcXl7oPw

Submitted July 27, 2021 at 01:21AM by Pontus_Pilates https://ift.tt/3zAWwt2
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Mark Hoppus plays bass for the first time since his cancer diagnosis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm_L1n1Ad0I

Submitted July 26, 2021 at 11:29PM by the_squirrel_guy https://ift.tt/3iOtkba
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Jeff Bezos' post space flight speech turned into Oblivion NPC Conversation

https://youtu.be/ukicAEnqDUM

Submitted July 26, 2021 at 11:39PM by avinash333bhat https://ift.tt/3i7Zu2p
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Lord Of The Rings: MTV's Gollom Acceptance Speech

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYMBNh1dTLc

Submitted July 27, 2021 at 12:03AM by cdbriggs https://ift.tt/3kWMY7s
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Epic studios: life hacks to save you money!

https://youtu.be/I0ODaHI369o

Submitted July 27, 2021 at 12:04AM by psychoandrew https://ift.tt/3i7Gsc8
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MY favorite mashup of all time (LCD Soundsystem/Miles Davis)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huEtJw7pfLk

Submitted July 27, 2021 at 12:06AM by PM_to_cheer_me_up https://ift.tt/3kZ7jt2
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Terrified Dog Encounters First Hot Air Balloons

https://youtu.be/XyGDeB4WDSs

Submitted July 27, 2021 at 12:09AM by Wollastons https://ift.tt/2Wn08R8
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best food for health

https://youtu.be/Qrs2e8LWU1E

Submitted July 26, 2021 at 12:59AM by Tough_Beautiful_3240 https://ift.tt/2WkSbfh
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B A C O N (gives me old school tomska vibes)

https://youtu.be/kDmjXTEquHU

Submitted July 26, 2021 at 01:20AM by Lycosnic https://ift.tt/3BCOsK1
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Damn...i feel bad for that guy

https://youtu.be/MzFIEBXiI0c

Submitted July 26, 2021 at 01:25AM by C1ugg https://ift.tt/3i1Xsk1
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People who purchase a black coffee pay the same price as someone who orders a two cream and two sugar.

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Submitted July 25, 2021 at 09:36PM by FreesideDixon https://ift.tt/3ybkw5S
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The social state of Gotham City makes a lot more sense when you find out it’s located in New Jersey

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Submitted July 25, 2021 at 11:35PM by hvanschaick https://ift.tt/2UQ9xA5
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Crossed eyed people see the world from a different angle.

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Submitted July 25, 2021 at 11:36PM by MrGaash https://ift.tt/2V9tCkW
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Perseverance is a virtue, but no one exemplifies it more than cartoon villains

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Submitted July 25, 2021 at 11:38PM by Shotgun81 https://ift.tt/3BCYzP9
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We get excited to see rare and peculiar animals in nature but truthfully the more plentiful a animal is the more special and exceptional it is because it survives and thrives.

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Submitted July 25, 2021 at 11:38PM by JephriB https://ift.tt/2WotTkF
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Try it before you buy it.

Big box hardware stores should have booths that have every shower head they sell hooked up that we can go into wearing swimsuits so that we can get a good feel for what they feel like.



Submitted July 25, 2021 at 11:46PM by CascadianWanderer https://ift.tt/3zBBVVE
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Jimmy neutron is a boy genius who has traveled interplanetarily yet still goes to school with kids his own age with questionable intelligence

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Submitted July 25, 2021 at 11:52PM by kingofgods8294 https://ift.tt/3zAH8N8
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We are simultaneously made of solid, fluid and gas

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Submitted July 25, 2021 at 11:55PM by xxdoofenshmirtzxx https://ift.tt/3zqvkNA
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Watching true crime documentaries can be as informative for both potential detectives and potential criminals

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Submitted July 25, 2021 at 11:56PM by allthekos https://ift.tt/2UL8EZH
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A smacked ass can be both good and bad, depends on what it's for and by whom.

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Submitted July 25, 2021 at 11:59PM by hal74 https://ift.tt/3kSpMr9
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Humans are the only species on the planet that share defecation and urination spots.

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Submitted July 26, 2021 at 12:09AM by Sam-Starxin https://ift.tt/3zxMIQl
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Women have balls too, just on the inside.

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Submitted July 26, 2021 at 12:18AM by Totally_Not_Catfish https://ift.tt/3eU36D6
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Chances are high you are not anyone's best friend

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Submitted July 26, 2021 at 12:19AM by knasup https://ift.tt/3eTKnYh
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When you're sleeping your eyes aren't closed just your eyelids that remain open just watching your closed eyelids while you force yourself into unconsciousness

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Submitted July 26, 2021 at 12:20AM by 0UchihaBlood0 https://ift.tt/372hzIS
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Negative numbers don’t actually exist.

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Submitted July 26, 2021 at 12:23AM by Huzzahazzuh https://ift.tt/2VbPH20
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Someone who wants to be a successful writer is not only up against their contemporaries but also an army of dead heroes like Tolkien and Tolstoy.

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Submitted July 26, 2021 at 12:25AM by shallowblue https://ift.tt/3x3Rdkd
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It’s crazy to think about how many times you’ve been talked about while you’re not present.

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Submitted July 26, 2021 at 12:27AM by FaustoCarmona https://ift.tt/3BI09iz
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As electric vehicles become the mainstream option, kids of the future won’t understand old movie scenes where people leave a running car in a closed garage to kill themselves

In movies and tv shows like Hot Tub Time Machine, there’s scenes where characters lives are in danger from being in a car that is running in a closed garage. Since electric vehicles do not product exhaust, this will quickly seem weird to kids who do not have experience with a combustion engine vehicle. It will just look weird to them.



Submitted July 26, 2021 at 12:28AM by hawkeyes007 https://ift.tt/2W8ztHt
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We are a string of “characters” that are typed on an essay in which forms our personality

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Submitted July 26, 2021 at 12:29AM by FROSTbite910 https://ift.tt/3BFSYHB
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Lunchboxes are human gas cans.

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Submitted July 26, 2021 at 12:34AM by Anden8910 https://ift.tt/3BHXV2C
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The more you magnify things the more you discover new things. You probably can magnify infinitely, we just don't have the technology for it yet.

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Submitted July 25, 2021 at 12:17AM by masschock99 https://ift.tt/3hZGCm3
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There is always a great mind, retiring for your behalf. And further, your behave.

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Submitted July 25, 2021 at 12:18AM by rah_art https://ift.tt/36YMKoi
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Wasps are sort of like the police of the insect world; you generally always try to avoid them, but they're weeding out the pests we don't really want around.

Only a little comparison, please don't hurt me.



Submitted July 25, 2021 at 12:23AM by _ROBEAST_ https://ift.tt/2WiMdeQ
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Amazon and aliexpress Home decor items

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWQ3jPORd7o

Submitted July 24, 2021 at 10:26PM by luxury09 https://ift.tt/3hZauPk
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Cool T2 Claymation

https://youtu.be/fOlAFkzDjug

Submitted July 24, 2021 at 10:30PM by fishformula https://ift.tt/3hZBHS7
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Cute dancing clock

https://youtu.be/Fxg_BUmmv9Y

Submitted July 24, 2021 at 10:32PM by oliena https://ift.tt/3rxnLBP
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Professor Longhair

https://youtu.be/5qcxSxKNOEk

Submitted July 24, 2021 at 10:36PM by We-are-straw-dogs https://ift.tt/3eOjkxq
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DHL "Lost" My AirTag Parcel (but I knew where it was)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8SER24F0U8

Submitted July 24, 2021 at 10:37PM by gemmenegger https://ift.tt/3x7k7jb
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Chelsea Headhunters Football Hooligan Jason Mariner Tells His Story

https://youtu.be/WPZmYSixCxw

Submitted July 24, 2021 at 10:52PM by Sahilqureshi444 https://ift.tt/3BBnClE
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2-year-old Benjamin Olson and 99-year-old Mary O'Neill play became best friends when both were stuck at home during the pandemic and still play nearly every day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdA9t0aGjec

Submitted July 24, 2021 at 10:55PM by SquirrelOnTheDam https://ift.tt/370ynQd
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Cyanide and Happiness do Super Mario Bros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fIy9sc4bHA

Submitted July 24, 2021 at 11:07PM by vyersoft https://ift.tt/3rxZrjo
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How Jeff Bezos Became Public Enemy Number One

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTOFrg2EAQs

Submitted July 24, 2021 at 11:20PM by chillaximus https://ift.tt/3iM7JzZ
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Rick and Morty season 5 panel

https://youtu.be/hAvsyHiNdgM

Submitted July 24, 2021 at 11:31PM by grouphayfire https://ift.tt/3kOpS33
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"none of you are coming back"

https://youtu.be/UyYVj6EFcno

Submitted July 24, 2021 at 11:32PM by grouphayfire https://ift.tt/2V3ozCp
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When to Change vs Accept Who You Are | HealthyGamerGG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iflcK39wJ2M

Submitted July 24, 2021 at 11:41PM by XIsACross https://ift.tt/3wX0yu4
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Midsommar, Ari Aster, and Grief

https://youtu.be/wPHBwUq3dtM

Submitted July 24, 2021 at 11:45PM by bwtchd https://ift.tt/3j00Knx
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The Dinosaur Extinction Event was Much Worse than I Thought

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJFTgok0IPE

Submitted July 24, 2021 at 11:51PM by GhastlyGharial https://ift.tt/36UM4Am
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How To Build a 6 Figure Speaking Business

https://youtube.com/watch?v=duAo89S4FZo&feature=share

Submitted July 25, 2021 at 12:01AM by Austiniuliano https://ift.tt/2UL375d
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Basically A Self Help Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch94a-gOYwI

Submitted July 25, 2021 at 12:02AM by byParallax https://ift.tt/2W6dPUf
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Finally. A good Karen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p2l_kvVYls

Submitted July 25, 2021 at 12:17AM by jokerbaby66 https://ift.tt/36YL9Pk
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The Pictogram sequence of the Olympics opening. Amazing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_e5Q-vnH5s

Submitted July 25, 2021 at 12:18AM by cguinnesstout https://ift.tt/3BEweYP
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The Pictogram sequence of the Olympics opening. Amazing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_e5Q-vnH5s

Submitted July 25, 2021 at 12:18AM by cguinnesstout https://ift.tt/3BBZgIh
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Puppet singing

https://youtu.be/5LbYB7hRLWM

Submitted July 25, 2021 at 12:24AM by Ambrosem123 https://ift.tt/3kQpVv0
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The people most desperate for authority also usually never get any authority

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Submitted July 24, 2021 at 01:01AM by ladygagaisdogshit https://ift.tt/3zp816A
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If you see or hear something funny, you laugh. If you smell something funny, you’re uncomfortable.

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Submitted July 24, 2021 at 01:03AM by HeliosHeliodes https://ift.tt/2W9QQaV
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Evolution is when living creatures get OS updates.

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Submitted July 24, 2021 at 01:07AM by El-Sueco https://ift.tt/3hZsd9q
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Listening to music with one headphone sounds fine, unless you were just listening with two headphones.

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Submitted July 24, 2021 at 01:10AM by Dr_Sreve_Bule https://ift.tt/3x1GTcj
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Could you make a car that would produce oxygen

I’m not a car guy so idk



Submitted July 24, 2021 at 01:10AM by yare_yare_yaru2 https://ift.tt/36XLlyc
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For specks of dust, we’re all pretty important if the death of a single butterfly could change all of existence. The influence that we have on others will stretch really far into the future, long after we’ve faded from memory.

It popped into my head that it’s said that we’re all insignificant specks of dust. If stepping on a butterfly in the past can change the present so wildly as to potentially even ensure that the human race never exists, how important are we compared to the butterfly? If one person disappears, some kind of future for this planet, and maybe even the wider cosmos someday, disappears with them. The influence of one person could stretch so unbelievably far, from now to well into the future, and that’s pretty cool to think about. It’s pretty cool that we’re all here, influencing one another, and even if nobody remembers that we existed 300 years from now, the positive influence that we have on others now is probably still going to be in effect then, accumulating more and more things as it goes, like a snowball rolling down a hill. We can change an awful lot of things from here on out just by doing something as simple as living our lives and interacting with others.

For specks of dust, we’re all really important.



Submitted July 23, 2021 at 11:43PM by Sebaren https://ift.tt/2UA0x2c
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Wearing only one earbud just feels like noise.

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Submitted July 23, 2021 at 11:44PM by smol_boi-_- https://ift.tt/3zxwQ0b
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Humans are too smart for their own good wonder if intelligence becomes detrimental to a species at a point

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Submitted July 23, 2021 at 11:45PM by iSuckElon https://ift.tt/3kR03zo
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Subscriptions are the microtransactions of real life

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Submitted July 23, 2021 at 11:50PM by SvB78 https://ift.tt/2W3trI7
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With the new Pokémon Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl games coming out, there's bound to be new Pokémon Card series to follow them.

Will make a massive nostalgia trip happen for me as that was my first mainline game and card series (Diamond and Pearl) that I interacted with as a kid.

Wholesome in a very nice way.



Submitted July 23, 2021 at 11:51PM by Hipafaralkis https://ift.tt/2W5s1Ni
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The only reason gold is so highly valued is because of its colour.

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Submitted July 23, 2021 at 11:52PM by chudthirtyseven https://ift.tt/3iGv1r5
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Oil and coal are renewable resources if used really slowly.

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Submitted July 23, 2021 at 11:53PM by EarthMarsUranus https://ift.tt/3x0eYtw
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Since autism is a spectrum, we are all at least a bit autistic.

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Submitted July 23, 2021 at 11:54PM by clementitoe https://ift.tt/3iGuYLV
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The Great Kleenex Cool Touch Disaster

Hello Kleenex,

Why mess with something that was NOT broken? Another example of a company not listening to or caring about their customers. On EVERY website you go to that sells the "New" Cooling Lotion tissues; there are hundred's of reviews asking why you changed and confirming that you guys made a mistake.

The old version of COOL TOUCH was perfect. No explanation, just screw the customer. WHY?!?!? Makes no sense. Just bring back the Original Cool Touch already and stop messing around. The thicker tissue and Menthol smell was a WINNER and you know it. End of year earnings, factory savings, and whatever other excuse that will be given for an inferior product that is slimy and thinner. Just like food companies making packaging smaller, reducing the amount inside but charging more.

This is as bad as the 1985 "New Coke" debacle! It took Coke 17 years to realize that they messed up. Craziness......listen to your customers!

Thank you,

A husband that lives with an Angry Redhead.........BELIEVE ME, she KNOWS you guys changed your stuff.



Submitted July 23, 2021 at 11:56PM by ATLAS031 https://ift.tt/2UyyVKN
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Every color blind who lived and died before the discovery of color blindness died without even knowing that the world is different from what they see.

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Submitted July 23, 2021 at 11:56PM by RealFlash44 https://ift.tt/3zs5poG
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To attract females, male birds have more colorful feathers, male lions have manes, men's beards are probably for the same reason.

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Submitted July 23, 2021 at 11:58PM by Godhemself https://ift.tt/2ULcxh7
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Jon overfed Garfield on purpose as an excuse to see the veterinarian he thought was attractive.

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Submitted July 24, 2021 at 12:04AM by sxmilliondollarman https://ift.tt/2Uz6RqH
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Glorified position in sports

There is always one position that's glorified in many of the major sports. For soccer and hockey it's the striker/forward, for football the QB, baseball the pitcher. The one sport that is not mainly focused on one position getting all the glory is basketball from the PG to the C the moat important position on a team can vary.



Submitted July 24, 2021 at 12:08AM by FallenLemur https://ift.tt/3rxvwrm
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Skydiving to a hospital is cheaper than taking an ambulance.

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Submitted July 24, 2021 at 12:16AM by BeansBearsBabylon https://ift.tt/2V8I8cm
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You can tell you’re getting older when you see interviews with actors 20 years after and think about how hot they still look.

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Submitted July 24, 2021 at 12:16AM by AssuringMisnomer https://ift.tt/3zzh9WB
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Phone numbers will soon be obsolete

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Submitted July 24, 2021 at 12:19AM by old_ginger_guy https://ift.tt/3eQdUC6
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Voldemort represents the idea that it’s selfish to want to live forever

In order to make horcruxes he had to kill someone, so J.K basically saying you have to take something from other people to live longer yourself.

This would be true if humans came up with a way to live forever or even just 20-30 years longer. By doing so, the people who choose to do that would be taking away from the necessary resources that other people who are living their normal-length life need (food, water, shelter, etc.)



Submitted July 24, 2021 at 12:23AM by Imaboy2020 https://ift.tt/3ePqD88
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Your ears are your only body parts that can hear you when you are grumbling about them.

So be careful about what you say out loud about your ears!



Submitted July 24, 2021 at 12:24AM by btender14 https://ift.tt/3i0I47O
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Hilarious Indian dad reaction to Italy winning the penalties against England

https://youtu.be/B7IXoQoNNbo

Submitted July 23, 2021 at 12:57AM by seine-16 https://ift.tt/3eH5tJl
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Sleeping Rough in Victorian England (Penny ‘Sit-Ups’, Two-Penny ‘Hangovers’, Four Penny ‘Coffins’)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUl1Cuwvu_A

Submitted July 23, 2021 at 01:01AM by double-happiness https://ift.tt/3iCPc9l
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Reddit Is Worse Than You Thought

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yr6WA2sMT7A&feature=share

Submitted July 23, 2021 at 01:07AM by Comfortable-One9250 https://ift.tt/3rtaUAy
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To everyone who is complaining about having to go back to wearing masks again, allow this shirtless young man to demonstrate for you that wearing a mask isn't even a big deal at all. MASK UP!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaMlNjzgj2E

Submitted July 23, 2021 at 01:10AM by Ghostwrite-The-Whip https://ift.tt/3wSMzFC
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Student Pilot Loses Engine | Cockpit View + ATC | by Brian Parsley

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTrLxkVOShg

Submitted July 22, 2021 at 10:52PM by blighty800 https://ift.tt/3kHKTMI
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Simone Biles' full training session at Tokyo 2020 Olympics

https://youtu.be/L6CkCn8XA0I

Submitted July 22, 2021 at 10:54PM by -Omegamart- https://ift.tt/3zvdPvD
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Bonk

https://youtu.be/fgg_svd3m68

Submitted July 22, 2021 at 10:55PM by NSWCSEAL https://ift.tt/3wYaraT
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Dead Space Remake - Official Trailer (2021)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkgdjjbXL_k

Submitted July 22, 2021 at 11:05PM by zappy487 https://ift.tt/3wXRiFW
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In honor of the Dune Trailer release, everyone should know about The Greatest Movie That Never Was- Alejandro Jodorowsky's version of Dune. The film was intended to feature a soundtrack by Pink Floyd, and star Salvador Dali, Orson Welles, and Mick Jagger among others.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0cJNR8HEw0&t=33s&ab_channel=SonyPicturesClassics

Submitted July 22, 2021 at 11:13PM by Danny_Peppermint https://ift.tt/2UEesUD
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Las Vegas | Best Burgers 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Rxn9iZn-_4

Submitted July 22, 2021 at 11:14PM by Whatsup129389 https://ift.tt/3iTed0n
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*ahhhhyyyyyyuuuummm*

https://youtu.be/gX4HZOWh6tA

Submitted July 22, 2021 at 11:26PM by Essenic_Reddit https://ift.tt/3BtC7aZ
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Magnus Carlsen's Favourite Game From The Queen's Gambit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZfPa-GMxMI

Submitted July 22, 2021 at 11:35PM by paone0022 https://ift.tt/3zqDlC5
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The Chernobyl Nobody Has Seen | Daily Bald

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VVuGpXRXO4

Submitted July 22, 2021 at 11:53PM by MovieNewsJunkie https://ift.tt/36UAnty
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If I die in hypixel Bedwars the video ends (hypixel bedwars)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNR8H_000GY

Submitted July 22, 2021 at 11:54PM by M1GA https://ift.tt/2Uw7MYY
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DEAD SPACE Remake Trailer 4K (2022)

https://youtu.be/cQGJeaasLQc

Submitted July 22, 2021 at 11:56PM by TheMotion https://ift.tt/3eNijpn
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Dispute on “MOULD EFFECT” (Chain Fountain)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx2LEqTQT4E

Submitted July 23, 2021 at 12:01AM by BlackViperMWG https://ift.tt/3iBmpBZ
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Beck with a de-aged Paul McCartney in 'Find My Way' music video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2Q4hAQ4fEw

Submitted July 23, 2021 at 12:01AM by CaptainWisconsin https://ift.tt/3wZuc1Q
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FUNNY VID

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JHig5XubEA

Submitted July 23, 2021 at 12:05AM by DEMOSTEPIC https://ift.tt/3rvbPAt
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Lazy Town | You Are A Pirate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ju_10NkGY

Submitted July 23, 2021 at 12:07AM by Gigibop https://ift.tt/3hZFvTa
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That One Time I Broke My Doodle at Prom

https://youtu.be/3tSbv3Wd9H0

Submitted July 23, 2021 at 12:08AM by HeyBroHaveaNiceDay https://ift.tt/3iBa94G
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The Last Humans of Their Kind

https://youtu.be/LshLHi1VtYM

Submitted July 23, 2021 at 12:18AM by basketballman69 https://ift.tt/3xTUBPP
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View the paradise in pakistan the world best traveling destinations "Beshai Meadows Kalam"

https://youtu.be/spS1bclJoEM

Submitted July 23, 2021 at 12:19AM by crashesplus https://ift.tt/3hZ5WIO
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GTA V - I'm Highly Trained, Keep Your Distance #Shorts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrOVPl4FJcI

Submitted July 23, 2021 at 12:19AM by Path_of_Yoga https://ift.tt/3zEqpc7
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When you pay for stuff with tips, you're making your customers paying for that stuff

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Submitted July 22, 2021 at 01:15AM by IAmBiWolf https://ift.tt/36RTN22
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There is no such thing as royal or expensive food because food that are royal here are staple somewhere else.

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Submitted July 22, 2021 at 01:17AM by vkhorizon https://ift.tt/36NYr14
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If you don’t use a loofa when showering you’re not getting clean

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Submitted July 22, 2021 at 01:17AM by dillonborden https://ift.tt/3eHOyGw
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If Burger King is the king, then McDonalds is the jester.

A total joke, but still brings a smile to your face (according to them).



Submitted July 22, 2021 at 01:18AM by Iwin1029 https://ift.tt/3Bq7gfr
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Dogs are land seals

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Submitted July 22, 2021 at 01:29AM by Fun-Ad2619 https://ift.tt/3zAMwjF
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Pork wings don’t exist because pigs don’t have wings.

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Submitted July 22, 2021 at 01:29AM by chickenthathasgas https://ift.tt/3xYVUge
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Pretty Young Thing takes on a whole new meaning when you remember all those things Michael Jackson was accused of

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Submitted July 22, 2021 at 01:37AM by HelpfulApple22 https://ift.tt/3f11PKD
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Alpha is a word that douche bags use to describe themselves.

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Submitted July 22, 2021 at 01:50AM by Volta001 https://ift.tt/3eKqF0X
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Where Do You Think Creativity Comes From?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO27tVLoDkE

Submitted July 22, 2021 at 12:27AM by BlastPalace https://ift.tt/3rsqP20
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This is a really impactful video showing the difference between on screen personalities people love and who the individual is once the camera is off. Highly recommend

https://youtu.be/5L8O1jIzAlM

Submitted July 22, 2021 at 12:30AM by Yukirae https://ift.tt/3eHYq2R
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I started conversations with people on the streets and this is what happened.

https://youtu.be/4nwjeTMYMLA

Submitted July 22, 2021 at 12:31AM by Pleasant_Jim https://ift.tt/3iCMFMk
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In 1954 a Tai Chi master and a White Crane style master agreed to a public match, held in Macao. It went as expected. (Sorry for potato quality)

https://youtu.be/2FsZyPjsjTA?t=276

Submitted July 22, 2021 at 12:41AM by FuckSanFrancisco https://ift.tt/3xVz9tS
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Someone made a horror film for dogs

https://youtu.be/ONgJzaWLNo8

Submitted July 22, 2021 at 12:46AM by McKFC https://ift.tt/2Tu0GDG
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Magnum P.I. - Pub Investigator (Drunk Opening)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGDsgxKBgHE

Submitted July 22, 2021 at 01:02AM by KINGK0NG https://ift.tt/3ryrcZe
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Why Elon Musk’s Boring Company Isn’t Fixing Traffic Anytime Soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFx6vx4P9M8

Submitted July 22, 2021 at 01:03AM by Bammy-Soy https://ift.tt/3iCMFvO
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British vlogger Jason Lightfoot took apart the BBC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gI7AZFx5Q0

Submitted July 22, 2021 at 01:06AM by blighty800 https://ift.tt/3eIDitw
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Teachers before EVERY Holiday #short

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MizIVeyFwI4&feature=share

Submitted July 21, 2021 at 11:51PM by AlexanderHelles https://ift.tt/3zkWSDP
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My Relaxing fish pond - 11 goldfish swimming around.

https://youtu.be/SfIy6LNnyHY

Submitted July 22, 2021 at 12:00AM by mlabrams https://ift.tt/3wVEWOG
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F*CK MODERN DAY WOMEN!

https://youtu.be/JmIydCL8VqI

Submitted July 22, 2021 at 12:12AM by GamerStudio3Gaming https://ift.tt/3wTMDoE
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Gordon Ramsey sends 19yr old contestant to culinary school.

https://youtu.be/5-A_Srgkv30

Submitted July 22, 2021 at 12:14AM by bartarton https://ift.tt/3iCyzKU
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Anguished mother dog wails for wounded baby; rescuers help

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA6MJqYvjSg&ab_channel=AnimalAidUnlimited%2CIndia

Submitted July 22, 2021 at 12:16AM by Roland1232 https://ift.tt/3Bu4eqI
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Epic Mtn Dew Review

https://youtu.be/2l_NwMnJORs

Submitted July 22, 2021 at 12:20AM by Coolsunglassesdude https://ift.tt/3eJHGZ7
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Slice of Life at Walnut Creek - Austin, TX

https://youtube.com/watch?v=QmAGvgP4-sk&feature=share

Submitted July 22, 2021 at 12:22AM by elon_von_braun https://ift.tt/3Bu4aHu
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Acapella, looped birthday gift, The Lion Sleeps Tonight.

https://youtu.be/4k2BBLM1x_U

Submitted July 21, 2021 at 01:54AM by email_NOT_emails https://ift.tt/3kDFvKl
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Tokyo 2020 Olympics | Trailer - BBC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrym1Lk3c1Q&ab_channel=BBC

Submitted July 21, 2021 at 01:56AM by The_Love-Tap https://ift.tt/3xXUGlI
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In case you didn’t know, Nickelodeon turned this down.

https://youtu.be/cd0TfVRxSF4

Submitted July 21, 2021 at 02:00AM by wuguwa https://ift.tt/3BnmH8i
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Long time YouTuber Rob Scallon gives away a large portion of his huge guitar collection to strangers and other creators. Wholesomeness ensues.

https://youtu.be/__5wLh2hur0

Submitted July 21, 2021 at 02:00AM by deusfaux https://ift.tt/2UTZcTv
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Debunking Ancient Aliens Episode 2

https://youtu.be/uJ38ffhULWo

Submitted July 21, 2021 at 02:02AM by Mason-powell https://ift.tt/2Tq4PIP
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This Film Was Shot Independently, During "Lockdown" in Los Angeles, 2 Weeks B4 Christmas Last Year...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIh4T7VT-Zo

Submitted July 21, 2021 at 02:09AM by rynoryder11 https://ift.tt/3ezvpGL
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Can anyone help me understand what's happening??? (sorry for the gross work truck)

https://youtu.be/iswRrKzBy4U

Submitted July 21, 2021 at 02:11AM by anon1895782 https://ift.tt/3iqfNX8
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The Toxic Avenger Musical features a duet peformed by two characters played by the same actress, this is how it's done on stage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLoN5Ab6Fw0

Submitted July 21, 2021 at 02:19AM by Rodimus-Primus https://ift.tt/3rvi0oj
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The VERY moment you start to heal in a battle royale.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgH6vhnAyrQ

Submitted July 21, 2021 at 02:28AM by CapitalCourse https://ift.tt/3eGzARc
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Dorms Dominator - Escape From Tarkov Raid Highlight

https://youtube.com/watch?v=P3E98UggSuU&feature=share

Submitted July 21, 2021 at 02:29AM by JustWood40 https://ift.tt/3xWLptX
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Reverie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8kqJ748gXc

Submitted July 21, 2021 at 02:32AM by PureLife https://ift.tt/3rm2evO
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An 1820s Working Class Man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-x8-zndFZc

Submitted July 21, 2021 at 02:33AM by Affectionate-Salt519 https://ift.tt/3rAB7gZ
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F1 under rain on Series X

https://ift.tt/2VUntcu

Submitted July 21, 2021 at 12:45AM by viking9200 https://ift.tt/3ixhd2c
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5 Animated Urban Legends

https://youtu.be/H_bf6FvVMTw

Submitted July 21, 2021 at 12:52AM by Buck767 https://ift.tt/2TmDFlW
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DHL "Lost" My AirTag Parcel (but I knew where it was)

https://youtu.be/W8SER24F0U8

Submitted July 21, 2021 at 12:52AM by tbonetaylor https://ift.tt/3eDWVmk
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The size of the protests in Paris this week

https://youtu.be/HAVP7WlIENc

Submitted July 21, 2021 at 01:02AM by Hermitically https://ift.tt/3rlVqOM
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Little Shop of Horrors Audrey II man eating plant. 3D short

https://youtu.be/IH0n_hYu6rw

Submitted July 21, 2021 at 01:04AM by blackdesks https://ift.tt/3wTZR4P
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One of swedens best fields in airsoft

https://youtu.be/M8rpFhdkrqY

Submitted July 21, 2021 at 01:09AM by ewilhelmsson https://ift.tt/3eB0JoE
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WHO DAT?!

https://youtu.be/A_xeOwIrTgk

Submitted July 21, 2021 at 01:13AM by Ro_Capone https://ift.tt/2UYJc2L
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It does not get old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkBDkwa_WrU

Submitted July 21, 2021 at 01:13AM by nwolijin https://ift.tt/3eFiZNp
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Richard Burton on His Humble Welsh Upbringing

https://youtu.be/708q7LjMGso

Submitted July 21, 2021 at 01:13AM by hufflesnuff https://ift.tt/3zfL0TG
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Racial Sensitivity - Better Off Ted (Hilarious Scene)

https://youtu.be/lMy5YpJysy4

Submitted July 21, 2021 at 01:19AM by spacepeenuts https://ift.tt/3xWiSoe
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Pretty cool shot

https://youtu.be/gYkgAT88Pi8

Submitted July 21, 2021 at 01:23AM by CaptainJarrettYT https://ift.tt/3hRiQZe
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Casting Crowns - Nobody Lyrics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PupL2Ng-cg

Submitted July 20, 2021 at 12:56AM by Rafy_the_gamer https://ift.tt/3Bi80mN
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Jazeera investigation from Jan 2021 about Pegasus spyware

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfOgm1IcBd0

Submitted July 20, 2021 at 12:59AM by TalkingReckless https://ift.tt/3itaJ4o
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Marble Table | Beautiful Self Made Marble Table for Home and Garden Use You will Love It

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JX8KbOeIbTc&feature=share

Submitted July 20, 2021 at 01:05AM by ZestyBells https://ift.tt/3exR7uw
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The number of people flocking to the ideology of conspiracy theorists have risen so much that it’s hard to distinguish who the real “sheeple” are.

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Submitted July 19, 2021 at 11:51PM by RedHotChilliFeta https://ift.tt/36JaFYR
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Playing the drums is probably the only instrument a deaf person could play easily

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Submitted July 19, 2021 at 11:52PM by reddit_quality_ https://ift.tt/3zj43wz
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There is no difference between stoned humor and dad jokes

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Submitted July 19, 2021 at 11:53PM by SteveDallas72 https://ift.tt/3wR1oID
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When you feel tired on the couch, it doesn’t translate when you end up going to bed. You become wide awake again

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Submitted July 19, 2021 at 11:56PM by PlaneDot https://ift.tt/3rjKGR7
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Electricity is one of the few commodities that quality doesn’t vary. There are no premium outlets that give you special power.

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Submitted July 20, 2021 at 12:01AM by LegitCEO https://ift.tt/3BhQ8IJ
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If you're sour/bitter/salty=bad; sweet=cute, in over 100 years will umami=kind/wholesome/cosy

The west has had those 4 taste groups (sweet/sour/salt/bitter) for ages, but 'recently' scientists agree the Asian umami taste (savoury, like: soy sauce, meats, mushrooms, etc.) has its own associated taste buds. Who knows, maybe in 100 years people will describe someone as umami as cute too, or maybe kind, wholesome, or cosy? idk that seems to fit.



Submitted July 20, 2021 at 12:06AM by Leon_Art https://ift.tt/3Bk3Yuh
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The average deaths per minute in the world going down can be a good or bad thing.

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Submitted July 20, 2021 at 12:06AM by a_random_squidward https://ift.tt/2W3AMYt
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New kind of greeting card

Imagine if copies of Animal Farm played War Pigs when you opened them.



Submitted July 20, 2021 at 12:07AM by 355822 https://ift.tt/3hRiZw4
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Eventually, finding stars that do not have planets is going to be like finding a straw of hay in a stack of needles.

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Submitted July 20, 2021 at 12:16AM by workertroll https://ift.tt/3iu6CF0
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Star Wars takes place in a universe where psychology hasn’t been discovered

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Submitted July 20, 2021 at 12:19AM by DarknTerrible https://ift.tt/2TpLmrI
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Our eyes are on inverted controls. The muscles at the back of our eyes move the opposite way of where we look

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Submitted July 20, 2021 at 12:20AM by SpiderDan529 https://ift.tt/3kAZ4D1
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Sadness is a measure of your consciousness

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Submitted July 20, 2021 at 12:28AM by soulrolledfox https://ift.tt/3zg57kM
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Flies are far more likely to be spying on us than birds.

Flies get into your home, into your car, into your tent and never seen to be able to get out. They always seem to be crawling on you in situations where it would be the least convenient for a tingly little fly to be crawling on you and never seem to leave you the fuck alone after that. They're also relatively hard to kill unless you catch them by surprise and if you miss they seem to just completely disappear. I don't know if they know advanced flying techniques but every single one of us has done our darndest to follow one around only for it to just blink out of existence for a moment and be completely lost.

I think flies are spies and not birds. There's probably a team of agents sitting in a room somewhere operating them, laughing their asses off watching you lose your mind trying to kill it. Meanwhile they're gathering info from every conceivable place where humans are found.



Submitted July 20, 2021 at 12:29AM by Nowhereman50 https://ift.tt/3y4nn0p
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In Great Britain poverty makes you fat.

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Submitted July 20, 2021 at 12:29AM by Bugonalens https://ift.tt/3iqozEx
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Technology is the yang to the humans ying

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Submitted July 20, 2021 at 12:29AM by Rhiwderinjones https://ift.tt/3wRvcoG
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'bad stuff' companies like redbull and p0rnhub make a lot of events and donations to schools, when candy companies like Nèstle, steal water and ruin the environment

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Submitted July 20, 2021 at 12:30AM by catnpizza https://ift.tt/3eyPSeN
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Jump question in movies is when a person is leaving only to turn and ask a climatic question.

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Submitted July 20, 2021 at 12:30AM by maeveboston https://ift.tt/3wQ3t7G
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Fish sauce is the opposite of vanilla extract

Vanilla extract smells good and tastes bad, fish sauce smells bad and tastes good



Submitted July 20, 2021 at 12:31AM by Luxara-VI https://ift.tt/3wV26EF
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We’re lucky music streaming platforms aren’t like video streaming platforms, in which you could hypothetically only listen to music of a certain label per platform.

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Submitted July 20, 2021 at 12:35AM by Jackaboyyyy https://ift.tt/2UjmXEL
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Being bald actually gives you buffs

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Submitted July 20, 2021 at 12:36AM by Canadianbacon41 https://ift.tt/3ijREkQ
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Terraforming mars is massively easier than you think it is.

I was showering this morning and I had an idea,What if we use Saturn's moon,Europa to transfer ice from Europa to mars and turn it into hydrogen and oxygen via electrolysis.

This might seem sci-fi but it really isn't,We have every piece of technology needed right now,We can make a moonbase by transferring material to earth by building a space elevator which is very possible and using the moon base for asteroid mining,After a few years the moon base is not only self-sustainable, it can produce the uranium needed on Europa to launch the ice to mars via mass drivers.

So let's divide it into different steps:

1.Make a space elevator that goes to the top of troposphere.

2.Transfering material and making a moonbase using the space elevator that makes transferring material in space hundreds of times cheaper.

3.Using the moonbase to make asteroid miners

4.Making a large magnet and sending it to orbit mars to make a magnetic field

5.use the iron and uranium on asteroids to make electrolyzers and launching them to mars.

6.after all parts arrived,Use the moon base to make ice mining machines and launching it to Europe which we will then assemble and use mass drivers again to shoot water ice directly to mars

7.Using the electrolyzers to desolve water into hydrogen and oxygen,After a few years or decades mars will not only have a breathable atmosphere it can fully protect it against radiation.

There's literally no piece of new technology needed,Mars can be literally habitable in decades if we want to start now



Submitted July 19, 2021 at 02:33AM by AmongUsDongBot https://ift.tt/3euuE1q
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You have never seen an overweight person in any form of fast food commercial

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Submitted July 19, 2021 at 02:37AM by ATPgodsfoil https://ift.tt/3ewbCYM
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With freshwater pearl mussels dying out due to pollution, future generations will eventually have to come up with a new way of describing the gates to Heaven.

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Submitted July 19, 2021 at 02:37AM by TobySqueaker https://ift.tt/36OUfxO
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We put more trust in our community than we realize using mailboxes

Given all the things that have enhanced security over the years, mailboxes have mostly remained unchanged. How soon until the majority of suburbs adopt the same mailing system as apartment complexes?



Submitted July 19, 2021 at 02:45AM by Ifyouhad1chance https://ift.tt/3is6Sob
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You could not possibly think of something that nobody is thinking about, because if you do than you are thinking about it

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Submitted July 19, 2021 at 02:51AM by Bron2BGreat https://ift.tt/3ewaQeq
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Hawk catching a squirrel on the run, does a frontflip.

https://youtu.be/rE-ZRM6T1bo

Submitted July 19, 2021 at 12:26AM by Venom_Junky https://ift.tt/2Ug4Lfd
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The sound of birds in Scarborough

https://youtu.be/x3nUlCV01vs

Submitted July 19, 2021 at 12:27AM by hector_c_toronto https://ift.tt/3zcMY7q
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Goldberg throws fan in the water during a Golf game

https://youtu.be/0luZHrRWkdY

Submitted July 19, 2021 at 12:42AM by Leavingtheecstasy https://ift.tt/3kumWZd
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Guilty Gear Strive (dunkview)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA4G0dEDxmc

Submitted July 19, 2021 at 12:43AM by KenshiroTheKid https://ift.tt/3zpk7Np
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Cute baby deer video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHaGffVQmLI&ab_channel=RockBottom

Submitted July 19, 2021 at 12:44AM by RobbyCamby https://ift.tt/3hNoCLt
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Trey Parker’s talks about why South Park isn’t affected by cancel culture

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kE7Gv2piv78&feature=share

Submitted July 19, 2021 at 01:02AM by Austiniuliano https://ift.tt/3wPT63V
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American Dream Sleep Sounds. Fall asleep to the soothing sounds of the quintessential American Dream.

https://youtu.be/OoF5NDVfS78

Submitted July 19, 2021 at 01:08AM by shot_collar https://ift.tt/3kxOQ6n
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UNITED WITH GOD - Dervisheh in Kurdistan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTlI7NV7Ys8&t=176s

Submitted July 19, 2021 at 01:22AM by anterobonaventura https://ift.tt/3kANtnB
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Interactive Butterfly Exhibit in Los Angeles, California

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ7-NbLR7rk

Submitted July 19, 2021 at 01:27AM by Whatsup129389 https://ift.tt/3evz7RH
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Why can't you see your own eyes moving?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHBGwCHRc-U

Submitted July 19, 2021 at 01:30AM by Epistatic https://ift.tt/3wRBTa6
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5 reasons why anybody can and should wear an eye patch.

https://youtu.be/uk21sdCBOp4

Submitted July 18, 2021 at 11:49PM by DerDieDas https://ift.tt/3esC9pK
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A deep dive into why Rocket League was so good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvIwjXi5EPw&t=318s

Submitted July 18, 2021 at 11:50PM by amazeddragon https://ift.tt/3rgNePO
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In this closed ecosystem the plants provide oxygen for the animals and the animals produce CO2 for the plants. It even "rains" in there as the water evaporates and comes down again as drops. This is how to make one at home:

https://youtu.be/UMrPImYGxfo

Submitted July 18, 2021 at 11:53PM by Animal_FunFacts https://ift.tt/3kxoBNK
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The Dictator (2012) funny scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXVlUbuDT5Q

Submitted July 19, 2021 at 12:02AM by memer_goey https://ift.tt/3erGoC3
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I Took a Look at the Sega Master System (Model 2) and a Bunch of Games I Got With It

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnGA1N39n-s&t=525s

Submitted July 19, 2021 at 12:08AM by GamerBhoy89 https://ift.tt/2TjtJcV
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AUS OPEN 2015 - Djokovic v Abrams Semi-Final

https://youtu.be/kn271kr_ks0

Submitted July 19, 2021 at 12:09AM by Jeffy29 https://ift.tt/3Bg7MMW
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CASSINI MISSION. Awe-inspiring views of Saturn using raw imagery

https://youtu.be/KNmgiinYY-M

Submitted July 19, 2021 at 12:12AM by Apotropaic_Sphinx https://ift.tt/2TkRUI7
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Keeping cool under pressure

https://youtu.be/PTrLxkVOShg

Submitted July 19, 2021 at 12:13AM by PassingJudgement68 https://ift.tt/3evtG5f
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You are constantly lifting weights.

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Submitted July 18, 2021 at 01:39AM by Gary_October https://ift.tt/3kC2UvE
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The human intestine is 15 ft long... We are all literally full of shit.

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Submitted July 18, 2021 at 01:45AM by 12jonboy12 https://ift.tt/3xP4Zsb
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If the tooth fairy was actually real, she would give kids candy instead of money. That way, more of their teeth would fall out.

Seems like a poor business strategy.



Submitted July 18, 2021 at 01:48AM by soandso90 https://ift.tt/3hK6diz
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There may be 2 people with the exact same lottery numbers every week and therefore will never win the entire jackpot

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Submitted July 17, 2021 at 11:58PM by solomonchomolongu https://ift.tt/3wGZ4nC
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We only need fuel because we created the machines that use them

How come whomever created oil run machines didn't instead create machines that run on more efficient liquid?



Submitted July 18, 2021 at 12:04AM by emmgdac https://ift.tt/36L4bIK
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Humans are so intelligent that we manipulated multiple different species over the course of 1000s of years to do our will

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Submitted July 18, 2021 at 12:05AM by kewlkid77 https://ift.tt/3z64oCw
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Boxing is practically using your body to eject your limbs of bones and flesh on another person

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Submitted July 18, 2021 at 12:09AM by NonGuilty-Home https://ift.tt/3evF6Wv
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Everything is unsinkable, everything else is not.

Afterall, things need something to sink into.



Submitted July 18, 2021 at 12:11AM by ImPhanta https://ift.tt/3xTAaCM
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There's Gen X, then Millennials, and then Gen Z. Millennials are actually Gen Y, which stands for Y2k. y2k = millennium. So, the past 3 generations are in alphabetical order.

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Submitted July 18, 2021 at 12:12AM by edder24 https://ift.tt/3rha4XG
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Swimming pools are the Schrödinger’s cat of other people’s backyards

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Submitted July 18, 2021 at 12:14AM by RuthRuthRuthBabyRuth https://ift.tt/3exaunw
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Coors light wouldn’t be so popular if it weren’t one of the finest beers available.

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Submitted July 18, 2021 at 12:14AM by MurkyUnderneath https://ift.tt/3wNcfTS
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Windows 11 is technically the true Windows 10.

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Submitted July 18, 2021 at 12:16AM by Tangozi https://ift.tt/3kpao5k
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One cubic foot of the sun could power a house for a week.

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Submitted July 18, 2021 at 12:22AM by Gary_October https://ift.tt/2TjoMB1
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If you have a plate, want the what? Very unlikely... Yes.

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Submitted July 18, 2021 at 12:22AM by Nachf https://ift.tt/3wOG5ay
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There has never been an original (shower) thought.

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Submitted July 18, 2021 at 12:24AM by drakejones99 https://ift.tt/3BeHwmo
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Having the balls to wear short shorts is a slippery slope

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Submitted July 18, 2021 at 12:27AM by VitaminStrange https://ift.tt/3ewRRQH
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Being an asshole can't be such a bad thing. Symmetry is a very desirable trait.

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Submitted July 18, 2021 at 12:37AM by drakejones99 https://ift.tt/3ktC1Kt
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If the matrix were to ever become a reality, the visual fx/cgi technology created to make the actual Matrix movies probably help pave the way

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Submitted July 18, 2021 at 12:39AM by x014821037 https://ift.tt/3euqVkD
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freefalling is the most convenient way of traveling from a high place to a lower place

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Submitted July 18, 2021 at 12:42AM by _bunch_ https://ift.tt/3ktp43i
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As a fat person, the lift you feel going in a pool is sweet relief for your joints and spine.

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Submitted July 18, 2021 at 12:47AM by MurkyUnderneath https://ift.tt/3ewKXLs
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Gravity is the Turtle and momentum is the Hare

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Submitted July 18, 2021 at 12:48AM by Irv-Elephant https://ift.tt/3rfmxLs
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Listening to an audiobook of The Iliad and/or The Odyssey is closer to the original intention of the stories than reading them.

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Submitted July 18, 2021 at 12:50AM by J_S_M_K https://ift.tt/3z9CgOV
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If parallel universes exist there is probably a universe where nothing ever went wrong.

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Submitted July 17, 2021 at 02:58AM by awesometim0 https://ift.tt/3euFHb1
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All of ,,How to train your dragon" happened because hiccup wanted to bang astrid

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Submitted July 17, 2021 at 03:05AM by WojownikTek123 https://ift.tt/3ihWGyj
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Gabby Hannah is gonna be gen z’s version of Britney Spears

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Submitted July 17, 2021 at 03:07AM by laldthebald https://ift.tt/3eodAu4
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When you’re making a really hard decision, your future self is thinking about the moments you went right or wrong

We’re being watched by ourselves



Submitted July 17, 2021 at 03:11AM by Tyker12 https://ift.tt/3kty6gS
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I'm going to start using "It's all downhill from here" as a positive because walking downhill is objectively better than walking uphill.

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Submitted July 17, 2021 at 03:12AM by mashyoo https://ift.tt/2UVIJOs
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Reading over someone’s shoulder was fashionable until cell phones came out

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Submitted July 17, 2021 at 03:12AM by BiCoraciiformes https://ift.tt/3BehLlW
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A mosquito needs your blood to reproduce, meaning your somewhat the father or mother to their offspring

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Submitted July 17, 2021 at 03:18AM by BihCorbad https://ift.tt/3euXXku
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A hurdler’s hurdles in life are mostly hurdles

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Submitted July 17, 2021 at 03:24AM by Regularoldballoon https://ift.tt/3wRyVmg
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The same people that believe in karm.a will likely still believe that life has been unfair to them.

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Submitted July 17, 2021 at 03:25AM by Livsabeast https://ift.tt/3rdRP5i
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WE USED TO MAKE STEEL

https://youtu.be/UwfejPdonnU

Submitted July 17, 2021 at 01:28AM by Hic_Forum_Est https://ift.tt/2VVLkc5
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A way more fun use of a treadmill

https://youtu.be/1DhETkVgVvk

Submitted July 17, 2021 at 01:41AM by smokumjoe https://ift.tt/3xPbLhm
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Vietnam Vet goes back to Vietnam to where his squad engaged with the enemy. He never told hardly anyone he was in the military, has PTSD or showed his emotions for 37 years until he starts to recounts his story.

https://youtu.be/HD6Dj26PgE8?t=215

Submitted July 17, 2021 at 01:46AM by Naamibro https://ift.tt/3z9HVnY
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Learning the Most Pointless Life Lessons from Dhar Mann

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxo8kHgqYYg

Submitted July 17, 2021 at 01:48AM by CapitalCourse https://ift.tt/2USRk4u
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A Creators Prayer

https://youtu.be/I2JQM1fwyWE

Submitted July 17, 2021 at 01:49AM by buffed_kraken https://ift.tt/36DcA10
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Underrated Songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC8TU29X8dQ&ab_channel=IMakeGarbageVideos

Submitted July 17, 2021 at 01:53AM by notmyuncle https://ift.tt/3iiyyvz
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Earth from Orbit: Wildfire Smoke Blankets U.S.

https://youtu.be/iswHFEBbcl8

Submitted July 17, 2021 at 02:01AM by Chispy https://ift.tt/3hKf6ZN
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MLB player head butts a baseball...gets called out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwQHIVB3Tuw

Submitted July 17, 2021 at 02:09AM by Mercury-Redstone https://ift.tt/3xNsl1l
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Sehnsucht

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB14UMSUCvk

Submitted July 17, 2021 at 02:16AM by PureLife https://ift.tt/3erMrX0
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Hakuna, the fuck you say to me?

https://youtu.be/22WOPrwJZIs?t=0

Submitted July 17, 2021 at 02:17AM by Millencolinm3 https://ift.tt/36HNeyU
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Two brothers fight each other with shitty pop culture VFX, each more ridiculous than the last.

https://youtu.be/JdG0c04ECFs?t=161

Submitted July 17, 2021 at 02:20AM by Swankified_Tristan https://ift.tt/36FHHsy
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Man finds out the lioness he's been caring for, for 17 years, has been hiding a secret.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbfe1Kiei84

Submitted July 17, 2021 at 02:22AM by chum1ly https://ift.tt/3Bf8slG
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my garden | Gus Johnson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9skCRuoays

Submitted July 17, 2021 at 02:23AM by altacan https://ift.tt/3rdwqJI
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Most Breaking Glass in A Movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iENDdfpzO1I

Submitted July 17, 2021 at 02:25AM by KINGK0NG https://ift.tt/3es1O1H
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Everyone has 125 000 potential love partners

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Submitted July 16, 2021 at 01:20AM by Queen-of-meme https://ift.tt/3hHMUGT
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Kim Jong Un is probably watching the basketball finals

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Submitted July 16, 2021 at 01:23AM by coocoo_man https://ift.tt/3B88mfP
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Buying bin bags is one of the most literal ways to throw your money away

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Submitted July 16, 2021 at 01:23AM by Lauren_S_62 https://ift.tt/2U6IC2R
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If you belittle someone whom you defeated, you are diminishing your own victory by making the hurdle seem smaller

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Submitted July 16, 2021 at 01:29AM by Mysterious_Energy_50 https://ift.tt/3B76kwu
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Almost every action movie qualifies as Sci-Fi for breaking so many laws of physics

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Submitted July 15, 2021 at 11:38PM by DarkRaptor222 https://ift.tt/3koe1sm
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You'll see a trillionaire in the next 5-10 years. Read that again..

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Submitted July 15, 2021 at 11:41PM by hoothoot6996 https://ift.tt/3igiU3H
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The acronym "yolo" might be offensive to people who believe in reincarnation.

Or at least worth an eye roll...



Submitted July 15, 2021 at 11:42PM by mohodder https://ift.tt/3reMmLu
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Odds are, every argument that begins with something like "nobody ever said" is at least technically wrong. The chance of no-one ever thinking something is astronomical.

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Submitted July 15, 2021 at 11:45PM by gzalotar https://ift.tt/3hGFKCE
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Roleplay sex in the harry potter universe must be wild.

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Submitted July 15, 2021 at 11:45PM by Darth_Gonk21 https://ift.tt/3hHOYyp
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There is no such thing as a bad tweet

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Submitted July 15, 2021 at 11:46PM by Nav_the_gamer https://ift.tt/3Biq00y
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No one is prouder than a woman attending an event in a dress with pockets

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Submitted July 15, 2021 at 11:50PM by breakfast_haver https://ift.tt/2UQJGYF
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If solar eclipses happened much more often, it would probably get annoying.

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Submitted July 15, 2021 at 11:56PM by Epicdragon12345 https://ift.tt/3kk0PVe
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Muscles can only pull and cannot push, so technically everyone is "pulling punches" when punching.

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Submitted July 15, 2021 at 11:56PM by truth_destroyer https://ift.tt/3iiquec
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It is completely optional for you to look at yourself.

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Submitted July 16, 2021 at 12:02AM by account_3d https://ift.tt/3kjJr2Z
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Hermit crabs didn't think the one exoskeleton was quite enough

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Submitted July 16, 2021 at 12:04AM by AxialGem https://ift.tt/36BsYiD
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Women have the most flexible legs because flexibility of men's legs is limited by their fear of getting their balls crushed.

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Submitted July 16, 2021 at 12:05AM by 256Moin256 https://ift.tt/3hHsZYr
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Fights usually feel long but only about 20 seconds have passed, wrestling matches that last for hours must feel like an eternity.

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Submitted July 16, 2021 at 12:10AM by Reddcity https://ift.tt/3xJRE4k
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You can look at objects subjectively and at subjects objectively

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Submitted July 16, 2021 at 12:10AM by ThiefofHeart05 https://ift.tt/3zgoxpN
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Backward backwards is technically backward backwards

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Submitted July 16, 2021 at 12:11AM by popcornpillowwastakn https://ift.tt/3eoiV4G
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Adventure is the only thing that is easier to find with the aid of our ignorance than with that of our knowledge.

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Submitted July 16, 2021 at 12:12AM by Judge_T https://ift.tt/3eq9l15
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Technically, you can have the Guinness World Records come over to your house whenever you fancy to measure your cock.

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Submitted July 16, 2021 at 12:14AM by Gaylordreturns https://ift.tt/3icg1RH
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Pink is for women because vaginas are pink and blue is for men because the tip of the penis is blue

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Submitted July 16, 2021 at 12:22AM by snusiminmun https://ift.tt/3wIQO6o
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Croutons are the Cap'n Crunch of the salad world

They'll tear up the inside of your mouth if you're not careful



Submitted July 16, 2021 at 12:34AM by ryanegauthier https://ift.tt/3B7rY3w
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Keys hold a significant power when used by the right people.

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Submitted July 15, 2021 at 07:28AM by Smack_Laboratory https://ift.tt/3AYL77X
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Flying cars would take a lot of pressure off of the ecosystem by eliminating roadkill.

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Submitted July 15, 2021 at 07:30AM by noobmoney_rs https://ift.tt/3el7kDs
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Wario's hat doesn't have a W, but an upside-down M

It's an upside-down M (for Mario), based on Waluigi having an upside-down L (for Luigi).



Submitted July 15, 2021 at 07:33AM by Ufloridagatorsf https://ift.tt/3ief0bx
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We prefer a bunch of small ads to a few big ones

Doesn't mean we like a bunch of ads, just that we like them more than the big ones.



Submitted July 15, 2021 at 01:34AM by Koifish_Coyote https://ift.tt/36Q9EON
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If we resurrected Gros Michel bananas, many people wouldn't want them, because they taste like artificial banana flavoring.

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Submitted July 15, 2021 at 01:35AM by Marilius https://ift.tt/3eiOaOx
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People in the Caribbean take life slow but they literally move faster than most of the population of earth based on the Coriolis effect.

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Submitted July 15, 2021 at 01:43AM by Tristan_2032 https://ift.tt/3ejSv3P
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If you dug a hole all of the way through the earth, your feet wouldn’t come out first. You’d die.

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Submitted July 15, 2021 at 01:43AM by Dry_Mathematician373 https://ift.tt/3efRbiw
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When someone stops eating meat they are no longer considered a carnivore, but if you eat a person only once you are a cannibal forever.

Im vegan now, but if i had eaten a person i would be a cannibal vegan



Submitted July 15, 2021 at 01:51AM by vmsantanna https://ift.tt/3iey89k
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If a man does balls transplant, and then he has a child, it won't be his child.

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Submitted July 15, 2021 at 01:51AM by Shelld3r https://ift.tt/3yTkLlG
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England has a serious PR problem.

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Submitted July 15, 2021 at 01:58AM by gam3rofgold https://ift.tt/3r8yIK7
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There are around 1,700 BILLIONAIRES in the world and we know 10.

What are they all doing behind the scenes?



Submitted July 15, 2021 at 01:59AM by Mr_Pocket_ https://ift.tt/2U5HNay
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With the exception of a few animals, comparing one to an animal is considered offensive.

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Submitted July 15, 2021 at 02:01AM by vmsantanna https://ift.tt/3krh8iS
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Seafood is marinated for their entire lives just for us to cook

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Submitted July 15, 2021 at 02:02AM by longchane https://ift.tt/3wM6Yw8
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Anybody can go to college to get more knowledge but you’d have to be a genius in order to go to Jupiter.

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Submitted July 15, 2021 at 02:03AM by SewerDrain https://ift.tt/3yX38l9
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Eating is forcing innocent food to become you.

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Submitted July 15, 2021 at 02:04AM by SayLittleDoMuch https://ift.tt/36CqPTC
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It's possible to speak to almost anyone in the world by typing the correct combination of digits.

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Submitted July 15, 2021 at 02:10AM by old_ginger_guy https://ift.tt/2UME7dA
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Cursive is writing ballet

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Submitted July 15, 2021 at 02:19AM by dman76 https://ift.tt/3B1iwid
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If women hated tall men as much as they hate short men, #NotAllMen would have been immediately dismissed by rebranding it #NoTallMen.

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Submitted July 15, 2021 at 02:19AM by NapoleonRisen https://ift.tt/3r7gg4w
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A girl calling her girlfriend a bitch is taken very differently than a guy friend calling her a bitch.

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Submitted July 15, 2021 at 02:20AM by hearsdemons https://ift.tt/3wFl6ac
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Mickey Mouse is not actually a mouse, he is deadmau5

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Submitted July 15, 2021 at 02:22AM by akosvagyokindiangeci https://ift.tt/2VK7eig
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Human beings are technically a walking talking biosphere.

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Submitted July 15, 2021 at 02:24AM by Redscream667 https://ift.tt/2UOssLu
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When climbing and descending a big mountain, the changes of pressure basically make your body experience a very, very, very deep infrasound

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Submitted July 15, 2021 at 02:32AM by hey_im_back https://ift.tt/3iaBDxF
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Having lots of embarrassing memories can be a good thing, as it allows you to quickly switch your mind to a slightly less embarrassing memory

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Submitted July 15, 2021 at 02:33AM by energizer https://ift.tt/3wDFw3h
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"With all due respect" could technically be an insult. It depends on if you think they deserve respect.

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Submitted July 14, 2021 at 04:06AM by JesseGolo https://ift.tt/36yhU5B
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Maybe laughing is such a good workout, and it's harder to lose weight as we get older because we don't laugh as much.

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Submitted July 14, 2021 at 04:07AM by UneducatedPerson https://ift.tt/2UNTjHe
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Whoever was "Strummin' on the ol' banjo" in the kitchen with Dina probably didn't even own a banjo

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Submitted July 14, 2021 at 04:08AM by HGMIV926 https://ift.tt/36vwHOC
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Tea is the original flavored water.

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Submitted July 14, 2021 at 04:10AM by IronTagger https://ift.tt/3r7s06Y
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Whoever came up with the idea of rubbing a nose in shit needs an award. Because even dogs know that’s fuckin shameful. And generally dogs have NO shame.

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Submitted July 14, 2021 at 04:15AM by BlinkBuster https://ift.tt/3ehzajP
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Your ears are sweaty

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Submitted July 14, 2021 at 04:15AM by StixxyTape https://ift.tt/3i9hisy
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The lotto gives people a chance to rent hope. When they lose the rent is due again.

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Submitted July 14, 2021 at 04:20AM by quasi_aesthetic https://ift.tt/3xGGwFf
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Attractive faces are the main criteria for deciding whether or not you’ll end up licking the area someone pees from.

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Submitted July 14, 2021 at 04:23AM by Bragapple https://ift.tt/3r9R3pS
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The entire point of life is to have sex and make it easier for other people to have it.

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Submitted July 14, 2021 at 02:49AM by btickader https://ift.tt/3wHXIca
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When someone’s underwater, they’re typically under more air than water.

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Submitted July 14, 2021 at 02:49AM by Taco_Deity https://ift.tt/3yWIl1g
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Airline Captain Chesley Sullenberger has taken off from a runway more times than landing on a runway.

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Submitted July 14, 2021 at 02:49AM by AkivaE https://ift.tt/3xFOpdZ
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We will never get a true review of a baby's experience wearing diapers.

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Submitted July 14, 2021 at 02:53AM by famous_bread https://ift.tt/3edyzj8
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The moment women stop pooping is the moment we are all done for.

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Submitted July 14, 2021 at 02:54AM by MurkyUnderneath https://ift.tt/3xFFZDF
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Adult film stars are probably much more controlling of their children watching porn than the average parent to prevent them from stumbling onto something they were in.

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Submitted July 14, 2021 at 02:56AM by Shaydog555 https://ift.tt/3ehEljP
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The people who are afraid of homeless folks are the same people who don't want to solve homelessness

Wild.



Submitted July 14, 2021 at 02:57AM by disjointedpsychonaut https://ift.tt/3efqLxq
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There's no actual reason for having both an uppercase and a lowercase version of the alphabet

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Submitted July 14, 2021 at 03:02AM by the_ggenius https://ift.tt/2T8BQcd
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Choose a business that shares your common interests

I think it would be awesome if workplaces declared common interests of its employees. Work is always going to be work, but wouldn't it be slightly less painful if most people from work share your interests? Gather all the metal heads together and the gamers.



Submitted July 14, 2021 at 03:05AM by Wayno257 https://ift.tt/36zZbqk
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One day, video games will surpass real life graphics

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Submitted July 14, 2021 at 03:09AM by Petrigames7 https://ift.tt/2U0iwyw
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Parents claim kids carry more risk than owning pets, but human children don't get put down for biting someone.

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Submitted July 14, 2021 at 03:10AM by wfezzari https://ift.tt/3eiyRoS
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Antimaskers probably pushed back the inevitable future foretold by the movie Idiocracy

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Submitted July 14, 2021 at 03:15AM by RockLeePower https://ift.tt/3eev2kP
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The first animal mankind domesticated was itself.

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Submitted July 14, 2021 at 03:17AM by JesseGolo https://ift.tt/2U8pm4L
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people don't pick yellow bananas, only green ones

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Submitted July 14, 2021 at 03:17AM by XboxSqueaker https://ift.tt/3wHNKHD
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A human life is literally a pay-to-win system

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Submitted July 14, 2021 at 03:19AM by AsterSkotos24 https://ift.tt/3ebLgLm
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The human race is a lot like hornets. We attack things for no reason and out of entertainment

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Submitted July 13, 2021 at 01:23AM by MikeKim_10 https://ift.tt/3k5F9fs
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The Queen of England suffers from a curse of only being able to die if England win a football cup

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Submitted July 13, 2021 at 01:23AM by ManILoveFarming https://ift.tt/3AYerez
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It'd be weird if the size difference between our thumb and our other fingers was the same as the one between our big toe and our other toes, or vice versa.

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Submitted July 13, 2021 at 01:25AM by Ralph_Wasl https://ift.tt/3wH1in6
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Odds are, you fit under the category of ‘most people.’

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Submitted July 13, 2021 at 01:25AM by drakulotus420 https://ift.tt/3i5XEgW
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Doing your own research is actually doing research of other peoples research

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Submitted July 13, 2021 at 01:27AM by 467danny https://ift.tt/3yPNXKC
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A bidet could double as a water fountain to hydrate oneself with whilst emptying one's stomach after a night of heavy drinking.

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Submitted July 13, 2021 at 01:32AM by DaShortRound https://ift.tt/3kaFXzv
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Most coffee is extra virgin

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Submitted July 12, 2021 at 11:36PM by hotcakeFake https://ift.tt/3eaSyPx
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We get told to stop overthinking when we are over feeling from the gut

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Submitted July 12, 2021 at 11:39PM by OH-Kelly-DOH-Kelly https://ift.tt/2UIJwT7
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A robot controls whether your thoughts are original or not on here.

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Submitted July 12, 2021 at 11:41PM by Echoherb https://ift.tt/3etntqD
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Being asked, "What's the password?" is equally annoying as a kid or adult.

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Submitted July 12, 2021 at 11:44PM by Scherzoh https://ift.tt/2Tbkqfe
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Your level of creepiness is inversely proportional to how attractive the person finds you.

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Submitted July 12, 2021 at 11:49PM by Rawad251 https://ift.tt/3eaTOlz
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Women dress for the sole purpose of attention from the 0.000001% they actually want attention from. Then they complain when 99.9999% give them that attention

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Submitted July 12, 2021 at 11:54PM by Maximum-Recover625 https://ift.tt/2Vv249D
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It’s weird that hair doesn’t grow behind our ears

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Submitted July 12, 2021 at 11:57PM by JWOLFBEARD https://ift.tt/3hzWfQN
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'What's the frequency Kenneth' has changed to 'What's the wifi password Kenneth'

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Submitted July 12, 2021 at 11:58PM by MinFootspace https://ift.tt/3AYWay2
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There's going to eventually be technology invented that you are too old to fully learn and understand.

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Submitted July 12, 2021 at 11:59PM by Echoherb https://ift.tt/2VBP02n
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Every day is “leg day” for a person missing a lower limb.

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Submitted July 12, 2021 at 11:59PM by BunBunChow https://ift.tt/3hBzSL3
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The same type of people who become cops also become sports refs/umps

Things in common - 0 accountability when they fuck up on the job - will protect their own at any cost even when they know their own was in the wrong - will fuck up peoples life/day for no other reason than to go on a power trip - will let people they like get away with anything and deny any corruption - if they do get in trouble it’s just a move to a different area but given all their power right back - thinks their uniform makes them right all the time



Submitted July 13, 2021 at 12:03AM by doped_turtle https://ift.tt/3AVaMhK
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It's interesting that so many layman think they are smarter than scientists but nobody seems to think they are smarter than fighter jet pilot.

The title is a little on the nose, but this is a sort of general observation I've noticed. The anti-science and post modernist type group of people seem to hold certain professions with high regard but generally not scientists although it's often times science that made the profession reality in the first place.



Submitted July 13, 2021 at 12:13AM by Rocky87109 https://ift.tt/3ka4ULz
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The scary thing is any type of torture method you can think of has probably been used before.

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Submitted July 13, 2021 at 12:22AM by theUnholyVenom https://ift.tt/36zWCol
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The Demogorgon is probably the most known thing about DnD, and you all know why.

Or at least the most known creature.



Submitted July 13, 2021 at 12:27AM by Sly_the_Fox_ https://ift.tt/3xwKGPY
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Wikipedia is probably the most important website on the internet.

Without it, trying to find information on a specific subject would be so much more difficult.



Submitted July 13, 2021 at 12:34AM by Echoherb https://ift.tt/3xAcN0E
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Mammals are the only animals in the animal kingdom that chew

Fish, amphibians, reptiles, birds, none of them chew their food, only mammals



Submitted July 13, 2021 at 12:37AM by ImpossibleCouple1173 https://ift.tt/3ed5xAl
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Many people have become the very thing they have sworn to destroy.

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Submitted July 12, 2021 at 02:08AM by Electron82 https://ift.tt/3i0gVjT
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A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond

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Submitted July 12, 2021 at 02:13AM by Ruben_001 https://ift.tt/3AQZ2Nd
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It's 2021 and rubbing someone else's eyes remains completely and inexplicably taboo.

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Submitted July 12, 2021 at 02:22AM by SayLittleDoMuch https://ift.tt/36uBrnK
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Medical care is the only service you are forced to pay for even if the services rendered are terrible.

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Submitted July 12, 2021 at 12:48AM by exposedentrepreneur https://ift.tt/3APegCh
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The fact that we scare children using the police says a lot about their role in society

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Submitted July 12, 2021 at 12:54AM by jang808 https://ift.tt/3k6VXCT
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Large things that can eat you are terrifying. Small things that can eat you are horrifying.

Terrifying: Sharks, Bears, Velociraptors, etc.

Horrifying: Piranhas, Bugs, Flesh Eating Bacteria, etc.



Submitted July 12, 2021 at 12:57AM by -Axon- https://ift.tt/2TWXfW8
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Audi get free advertising during the Olympics

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Submitted July 12, 2021 at 01:05AM by sjc02061 https://ift.tt/3k6dtXK
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Life is a pay to play game, but your first 18 years have optional fees

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Submitted July 12, 2021 at 01:08AM by RoaringTapuKoko https://ift.tt/3ARaHLQ
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People with one eye must have stronger necks than people with two, as they have to turn their heads more often.

They must have to turn their heads more to see what's going on around them, with their smaller field of view.

This thought was brought to you by the shampoo in my left eye forcing me to look for a rag with one eye.



Submitted July 12, 2021 at 01:09AM by Tytu23 https://ift.tt/3k7Wqoq
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An app which is a kill switch to wipe out your browsing history in one go in case of emergencies.

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Submitted July 12, 2021 at 01:11AM by chonjungi https://ift.tt/3k7Wpkm
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Dragons would not have horns because Horns are a self defense tool that prey develop to fight against predators.

Dragons are predators and predators don't have horns.



Submitted July 12, 2021 at 01:13AM by childrenofkorlis https://ift.tt/3AQfe1a
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Birthday celebrations are participation trophies for being alive

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Submitted July 12, 2021 at 01:17AM by satr0145 https://ift.tt/3xAMbMX
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Radios will be replaced by computers in self-driving cars

Since you don't have to drive you can use it to watch movies and use a music service when you take over yourself.



Submitted July 12, 2021 at 01:24AM by Alkanyseus_Zelar https://ift.tt/2VwuAb3
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A successful person found the truth to life so everyone wants to know it so they are his fan.

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Submitted July 12, 2021 at 01:25AM by Archeeeeeee https://ift.tt/3wyYYhC
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If you take out the F, I, and E in “Five Guys”, it still technically says Five Guys

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Submitted July 12, 2021 at 01:26AM by Velocipray https://ift.tt/2UFcovk
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The fact that vegans have the audacity to be angry at us for eating meat when they are eating vegetables and plants the food animals eat to survive, so whose really doing more damage .

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Submitted July 12, 2021 at 01:27AM by DistributionSilent98 https://ift.tt/3e6YiKc
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If humans had keep tails during evolution they would have their own workout section at the gym. If you can't lift your weight with your arms, your tail wouldn't be as useful as expected either.

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Submitted July 12, 2021 at 01:27AM by nellfallcard https://ift.tt/3wxKi2t
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Mad Libs were the original copypastas

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Submitted July 12, 2021 at 01:29AM by PolishMusic https://ift.tt/3hvGomf
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Being a vegan is flawed because you're still eating something that was alive

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Submitted July 12, 2021 at 01:38AM by DistributionSilent98 https://ift.tt/3hz0jRo
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Amish people will have no idea if they have epilepsy

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Submitted July 12, 2021 at 01:46AM by Duytune https://ift.tt/3yNAQJS
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Whatever clothes you’re wearing when you die become your permanent ghost clothes

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Submitted July 12, 2021 at 01:48AM by michael86dh https://ift.tt/3e8ESV5
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We always microwave food at 30 second intervals despite it having no useful basis for cooking

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Submitted July 12, 2021 at 01:48AM by Peanutbuttered https://ift.tt/3i2c6qk
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On some level, Jodie Foster probably *was* impressed by John Hinckley Jr.

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Submitted July 12, 2021 at 01:53AM by thatwasawkward https://ift.tt/3e8EKVB
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A bank run by people with red hair is a gingerbread house.

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Submitted July 11, 2021 at 04:13AM by SirDerpington660 https://ift.tt/36vEbku
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Sharing is the most important part of Piracy

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Submitted July 11, 2021 at 04:25AM by DarthSpector0 https://ift.tt/3hwFzcV
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Floaters in cocktails are okay, but not in any other drink.

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Submitted July 11, 2021 at 04:26AM by _Garde https://ift.tt/3hUabnT
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Style is the only constant in life.

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Submitted July 11, 2021 at 02:49AM by SerMercutio https://ift.tt/3hyqcRa
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When you’re using a controller you become the controller

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Submitted July 11, 2021 at 02:51AM by joshygt https://ift.tt/3hYKu5s
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If you don't want to commit to buying a bidet, but think you would benefit from one - you could just get a super soaker and a good friend for aim

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Submitted July 11, 2021 at 02:55AM by Squidgeitdobbs https://ift.tt/2TUTcJW
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A balloon popping is technically an explosion, so balloons are actually a type of grenade.

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Submitted July 11, 2021 at 03:08AM by SkyRocketMiner https://ift.tt/3xwHm7C
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Most of science fiction is possible, we just don’t know how to do it yet

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Submitted July 11, 2021 at 03:08AM by kulbil https://ift.tt/2T4Zkiw
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The 1920s were the Roaring Twenties. The 2020s are the Snoring Twenties.

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Submitted July 11, 2021 at 03:11AM by fifty9inth https://ift.tt/3AOqL14
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When doodling, we use those little wavy lines to make the statement that something stinks.

Who decided what a smell looks like? Is it universal?



Submitted July 11, 2021 at 03:12AM by asyouwishmystar https://ift.tt/36qsQ5g
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In order to win the argument about what hurts more, giving birth, or being kicked in the testicle......

Tell them two words. "Google episiotomy". Come back 10 minutes later to sweep up what is left of them. Alternatively, Google husband stitch. It don't end at childbirth apparently.



Submitted July 11, 2021 at 03:15AM by Publandlady https://ift.tt/3yIRSbV
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The clothes you are wearing have probably travelled further than you have.

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Submitted July 11, 2021 at 03:16AM by QuicklyThisWay https://ift.tt/3e8aM42
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Bin Laden’s favourite car was a 911

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Submitted July 11, 2021 at 03:18AM by Astronomy_Major https://ift.tt/3k6Vv7E
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Fish sticks are the hotdogs of the seafood world.

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Submitted July 11, 2021 at 03:19AM by King-Red-Beard https://ift.tt/3yOGAmH
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Humans are literally chimps in clothing that have developed the ability to talk and stand up straight.

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Submitted July 11, 2021 at 03:25AM by moonmcguinness89 https://ift.tt/3k2gkAT
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Rock Paper Scissors can be played with only two options instead of three

keep in mind its more boring and you might as well flip a coin



Submitted July 11, 2021 at 03:27AM by EchoCrypt https://ift.tt/3huE3Id
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The first bit of animation in Fantasia must be what it’s like to have synesthesia.

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Submitted July 11, 2021 at 03:35AM by NoTrickWick https://ift.tt/3AL8PVb
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In a car crash no one is going to check your bumper stickers for “baby on board.

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Submitted July 11, 2021 at 03:37AM by PaleBlueSnot https://ift.tt/2VtEU3A
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Just a thought on driving personalities

Has anyone noticed this?

People who hang their full arm out the window or drive very stiff armed one arm on the steering shoulder elevated, not being a sick, I could always sense some tough guy persona with the types that do it, I don’t want to generalize. I can be wrong, thoughts to all? Just a shower though? And this is coming from a collegiate athlete I was labeled as a jock etc but I was very studious and never did this.. I see it more in suburbs and rural places, but I have friends from all walks of life.



Submitted July 11, 2021 at 03:41AM by aviaate350A https://ift.tt/36rxGPA
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Wiping your butt feels more like checking if your butt is clean than actually cleaning your butt.

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Submitted July 11, 2021 at 03:42AM by CRHLR https://ift.tt/3hwqIzp
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Diabetics probably have the fiercest opinions on which flavor jellybean is best.

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Submitted July 11, 2021 at 03:45AM by HappyFamily0131 https://ift.tt/3yIS3UD
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WD40 can mitigate queefing

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Submitted July 11, 2021 at 03:45AM by WHAT-IM-THINKING https://ift.tt/3r8PhWb
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If you don’t use a martini glass you’re just drinking gin from a cup.

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Submitted July 11, 2021 at 03:46AM by cinemanja https://ift.tt/3yIS2jx
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Being awake for 48 hours isn’t really an eye-opening experience

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Submitted July 10, 2021 at 01:36AM by hendriklopez https://ift.tt/2UDtHgt
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We work long hours just to relax by playing/watching something where a character is always on the move

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Submitted July 10, 2021 at 01:41AM by Looney_forner https://ift.tt/2VqXadU
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Celebrities on social media look different on pictures than on videos because they don't photoshop their faces in videos

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Submitted July 10, 2021 at 01:44AM by princessparkles_ https://ift.tt/3k4c6c6
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The invention of digital screens has turned out to be very significant in human history—we are nearly always looking at them.

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Submitted July 09, 2021 at 10:53PM by nicolasrene https://ift.tt/3AF8Pps
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Millennials will be the last generation to know the world before the Internet

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Submitted July 09, 2021 at 10:53PM by LykwidFire https://ift.tt/2ViCR22
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Testicles are round, the Earth is round, and the letter O is round. Maybe it's all connected

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Submitted July 09, 2021 at 10:59PM by zweini https://ift.tt/3r1zckV
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Cold pizza is charcuterie.

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Submitted July 09, 2021 at 11:03PM by jakebeleren https://ift.tt/3hWwMQu
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A lot of rich peoples houses are unneccesarily big, so they can feel like they are actually using just some of their fortune.

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Submitted July 09, 2021 at 11:06PM by pro-redditor101 https://ift.tt/3yME1S9
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Out of all the things that we can control about our body, falling asleep remains as one of the things, we just have to trick our body into doing.

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Submitted July 09, 2021 at 11:07PM by pro-redditor101 https://ift.tt/3xqpZFn
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If bananas were traffic lights the light would never turn red, only become green, then yellow, and finally black out.

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Submitted July 09, 2021 at 11:11PM by pro-redditor101 https://ift.tt/3yys1n4
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Someone can only be twice your age for 1 year of their life.

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Submitted July 09, 2021 at 11:47PM by dyland6423 https://ift.tt/3xzxIRI
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Being rich is having the cheat code to the game of life.

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Submitted July 09, 2021 at 11:49PM by hearsdemons https://ift.tt/36qOd6y
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Hunter-Gatherer communities probably had dedicated people to testing the safety of consuming certain vegetation

“Hey Bob do you know if these berries are safe to eat?”

“Idk Jim I haven’t seen those before, go give some to Dan”

“Hey Dan are these berries safe to eat”

“Idk Jim” tosses them in his mouth



Submitted July 09, 2021 at 11:50PM by TNoStone https://ift.tt/3yBX2q0
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Most humans are easily predictable.

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Submitted July 09, 2021 at 11:51PM by LivinMyAuthenticLife https://ift.tt/36qOaHU
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The more someone suffers, the less relatable they are to others.

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Submitted July 09, 2021 at 11:51PM by Conventional-Llama https://ift.tt/3yFOEpF
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When coworkers talk about their kids, asking to see pictures can be seen as nice or really creepy depending on the age of the kids.

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Submitted July 09, 2021 at 11:52PM by Jay-overthinks https://ift.tt/3xygxzL
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If England wins, Three Lions needs to make it to the Christmas #1.

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Submitted July 09, 2021 at 11:54PM by lemmingblue https://ift.tt/3qYmtQ9
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Location Determines Worth. A Roach found in your house? Kill it. A Roach found on Mars? Priceless.

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Submitted July 10, 2021 at 12:02AM by Theunknowing777 https://ift.tt/3k23we3
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The difference between Millennials and Gen-Z is one never had a Yahoo! account.

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Submitted July 10, 2021 at 12:05AM by dragon_king14 https://ift.tt/3e3dWpU
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It’s better to bend over backwards then to bend over forwards

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Submitted July 10, 2021 at 12:10AM by sinemra https://ift.tt/3xxq2z5
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People who claim that they are funny are never funny.

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Submitted July 10, 2021 at 12:15AM by sirmattimous https://ift.tt/3wzvOil
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You can surround yourself with talented & experienced people who make you feel young & dumb, in order to learn how to be mature & wise.

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Submitted July 10, 2021 at 12:20AM by SeanyDay https://ift.tt/3k22r5H
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A bad butcher puts his thumb on the scale, a really bad butcher leaves it there.

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Submitted July 10, 2021 at 12:29AM by Jury_Of_Your_Fears https://ift.tt/3e52l9U
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There is always a small chance that you will die when you’re in a moving car.

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Submitted July 09, 2021 at 12:38AM by ParkourReaper https://ift.tt/3wyfsqA
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The people who accuse you of random shitty behavior you haven’t exhibited are often guilty of the behavior they’ve accused you of.

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Submitted July 09, 2021 at 12:40AM by hurtfocker https://ift.tt/3hp7yLx
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.....I wonder if there's shrimp on the moon.... nah, probably not.....

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Submitted July 09, 2021 at 12:40AM by cosmic_rabbit13 https://ift.tt/36neNNT
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Flatbush Cats - How to socialize feral kittens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_Z2yrcCwTE

Submitted July 08, 2021 at 10:51PM by BootlegMaddy https://ift.tt/2TQvJcP
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This Pune Teen Clicked The Clearest Photo Of The Moon

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PMb6hKqRyAE&feature=share

Submitted July 08, 2021 at 10:55PM by zcraber https://ift.tt/2UCGPm4
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god dang country

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sitj0GGbnhY&ab_channel=GusJohnson

Submitted July 08, 2021 at 10:59PM by kh556910 https://ift.tt/3hRqIc2
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Marvel Studios' What If | Official Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9D0uUKJ5KI

Submitted July 08, 2021 at 11:01PM by divertiti https://ift.tt/3ho3bAq
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Remember when planking was a thing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPH6pleCKj0

Submitted July 08, 2021 at 11:02PM by BearKilgore https://ift.tt/3dUZC2M
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Korean Uncles covers Justin Bieber - Peaches

https://youtu.be/JDdLIaVj2LU

Submitted July 08, 2021 at 11:11PM by haagiboy https://ift.tt/3xtPFRA
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San Francisco is Beyond Salvation

https://youtu.be/7nDDzaZq910

Submitted July 08, 2021 at 11:13PM by Hoz85 https://ift.tt/3dY58BB
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Breaking Bad: Making of the train heist episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oULsUVO0hhs

Submitted July 08, 2021 at 11:14PM by the_squirrel_guy https://ift.tt/3dVUcnS
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The AT&T girl has a new movie

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YSwnSU0NoxM&feature=youtu.be

Submitted July 08, 2021 at 11:15PM by TimotheeChaLlama https://ift.tt/3wsyUF9
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TCG Metaverse plots. Selling up fast. https://ift.tt/3yzdpUv

https://youtu.be/rIxskIIKOp4

Submitted July 08, 2021 at 11:22PM by Common_Manner1842 https://ift.tt/2THwzc9
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The Triple Lindy Like You’ve Never Seen It Before!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_Nwm7E_iuA

Submitted July 08, 2021 at 11:33PM by MeetingBird15 https://ift.tt/3jYvx6i
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Creating Cuphead Abilities - Indie Game Devlog #3

https://youtu.be/CwV2AJWNfaM

Submitted July 08, 2021 at 11:51PM by MyEfficiencyIsZero https://ift.tt/3wpVZZ2
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Beating A Trainer In A Pokémon Battle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLH29dOpeuc

Submitted July 08, 2021 at 11:52PM by StanageGaming https://ift.tt/3jWRXVi
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Undercover Karaoke with Jewel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmv1VhrtYRo

Submitted July 09, 2021 at 12:05AM by breck https://ift.tt/3xvNTza
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Why 'Avengers Assemble' doesn't make any sense

https://youtu.be/fNCRBAM4Kgc

Submitted July 09, 2021 at 12:07AM by GarySparkle https://ift.tt/3dVUc7m
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The true story of “A Haunting in Kalama Valley”

https://youtu.be/Fr_7SGfASe8

Submitted July 09, 2021 at 12:10AM by sosome https://ift.tt/36Cc83b
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Crunch!

https://youtu.be/PGyBIWmHjFs

Submitted July 09, 2021 at 12:14AM by catfishman https://ift.tt/3dYd9q1
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Do rockets really need oxygen?

https://youtu.be/cUtfJ7wZQYU

Submitted July 09, 2021 at 12:18AM by A_CAT_IN_A_TUXEDO https://ift.tt/3dXsdoa
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Are We Sharing Insane Organ Solos? Cause Richard Elliott is the man...

https://youtu.be/U8EYtirfF4I

Submitted July 09, 2021 at 12:22AM by bigbags https://ift.tt/3yE41Pi
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There have probably been more goldfish crackers than actual goldfish

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Submitted July 08, 2021 at 12:39AM by Kermitnirmit https://ift.tt/3jTGAO6
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Loki can go fuck himself

(Spoilers) Self explanatory if you watched the Loki miniseries. For those who haven't seen it here's the scoop: in the Loki miniseries, MC loki fell in love with a female alternate reality version of himself.



Submitted July 08, 2021 at 12:43AM by HooplahMan https://ift.tt/3hnUHcx
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Dinosaurs became chickens for chickens to become dinosaur nuggets

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Submitted July 08, 2021 at 12:44AM by Xozkov https://ift.tt/3qRbrfz
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the best interview of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_X1rhOq6BU

Submitted July 07, 2021 at 11:08PM by zimzilla https://ift.tt/3qSn2Le
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Adele's Skyfall but it's Chicken Little. The editing matches the song and the characters' lip flaps. This incredible meme only has 320 views as of posting. Impossible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n-xbHitKxA

Submitted July 07, 2021 at 11:13PM by Technically-perhaps https://ift.tt/3AGlsR5
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Rhyl RNLI & Coastguard Rescue of a windsurfer blown far out to sea Llanddulas Conwy Wales

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxOSXePgK4k

Submitted July 07, 2021 at 11:26PM by HiddenDepths1 https://ift.tt/3xv273C
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Day 42 Of Dancing Like Piyush Bhagat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHY0kwf5TXA

Submitted July 07, 2021 at 11:27PM by mybirthdaye https://ift.tt/3hnEbcL
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Memorizing 70,000 Decimal Digits Of Pi (π)

https://youtu.be/qyLoLZtSqT0

Submitted July 07, 2021 at 11:28PM by mybirthdaye https://ift.tt/3yz4IJG
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PICANHA on the Kamado JOETISSERIE with Basil Chimichurri

https://youtu.be/gNf74BaHhJk

Submitted July 07, 2021 at 11:28PM by username_here_please https://ift.tt/3jTjU0k
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Brian Allen Tortures Himself for maybe like 25 views

https://youtu.be/kDtc-Yt3A-M

Submitted July 07, 2021 at 11:28PM by davdotcom https://ift.tt/3k6nrsn
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Three Lions - Covered by The Band of the Coldstream Guards!

https://youtu.be/CqjGjstWkIg

Submitted July 07, 2021 at 11:30PM by samthemancpfc https://ift.tt/2UvR3nW
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Commercial for a prep school.

https://youtu.be/AfbNS_GKhPw

Submitted July 07, 2021 at 11:36PM by SecureTeach https://ift.tt/3wpZoqL
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When "American Sniper" decided to use a fake baby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKrG_6JFlhA

Submitted July 07, 2021 at 11:40PM by moogly2 https://ift.tt/3jOPBYB
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I don't know why this is so HUGE! I think its fake Mahcines overalll

https://youtu.be/_sDDKCmlPxY

Submitted July 07, 2021 at 11:41PM by Mark-redslover https://ift.tt/3ebIvKf
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This is not Morgan Freeman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxXpB9pSETo

Submitted July 07, 2021 at 11:47PM by arends33 https://ift.tt/3dQPqbe
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A Roblox arsenal developer was in my game (Bluay) Roblox Arsenal

https://youtu.be/UZxRCxtkJwY

Submitted July 07, 2021 at 11:55PM by Coolsunglassesdude https://ift.tt/3hnsra3
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Baltimoreans are straight Sim characters man, because what kind of language is this?

https://youtu.be/YuGwUkWG53Q

Submitted July 07, 2021 at 11:55PM by Saiyanobe_23 https://ift.tt/2TLLba7
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Marlon Brando rips into Burt Reynolds… “He is the epitome of everything that’s disgusting about the thespian”

https://youtu.be/i5ubnNoOwdY

Submitted July 07, 2021 at 11:57PM by Extension_Job2332 https://ift.tt/3ADhYip
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WoWs

https://youtu.be/dWjqS0Ga0i8

Submitted July 08, 2021 at 12:01AM by flashgareth https://ift.tt/3hLQXR3
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Bee Gees - Nights on Broadway | Spirits Having Flown 1979 Tour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqC006kwUuk

Submitted July 08, 2021 at 12:16AM by XXmynameisNeganXX https://ift.tt/36raIYR
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Looking for Drugs

https://youtu.be/jFTATOScDKk

Submitted July 08, 2021 at 12:16AM by galaxyisinfinite https://ift.tt/3dP0TYY
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SESI - VACATION (Official Video) Listen to this guys

https://youtu.be/2FPv4NSpGEw

Submitted July 08, 2021 at 12:17AM by michalesalla https://ift.tt/3dVwGro
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Channel Shoutout - Mario Sario gaming (Plays Roblox & Cookie Run)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk_gApPbgMc

Submitted July 08, 2021 at 12:26AM by retrocheats https://ift.tt/3qWFcM6
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The most hated kids in high school are also the most popular.

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Submitted July 07, 2021 at 12:57AM by Billinoiss https://ift.tt/3xlQf3P
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Genies are known to thwart the desires of the initial wish maker; so, a genie might be someone who wished for infinite wishes, which was granted, but then could not use any on him/herself.

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Submitted July 07, 2021 at 01:06AM by FishrCutB8 https://ift.tt/3wlpBXi
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If one day humans are able to transfer their own consciousnesses into computers, there will be a group that will doubt humans ever existed.

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Submitted July 07, 2021 at 01:08AM by trefir https://ift.tt/3xnLk2i
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A lot of lucky people got to smell Gwyneth Paltrow's pussy in order to make the Goop candle.

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Submitted July 07, 2021 at 01:14AM by Football-Real https://ift.tt/3hJWwzu
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Rabbits always look clean yet live in dirt

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Submitted July 07, 2021 at 01:17AM by esotheric https://ift.tt/2TENf3G
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When your vision gets blurry from training to much, it's your brain lowering the graphics to save ram.

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Submitted July 07, 2021 at 01:18AM by luckydrzew https://ift.tt/3xlQeNj
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The branding for Monster Energy Zero Ultra would actually make an amazing wedding dress pattern

...which would be the most hilariously millennial wedding dress ever (getting married to raise 2 furbabies in an over-priced rental)



Submitted July 07, 2021 at 01:22AM by onemoredaydream https://ift.tt/3dN2oXu
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The ines that chew you affection

Lifetime probability of elimination & deducted experiences but I'm wondering????, is it feline, canine, bovine, eqiune, lupine, porcine. Etc(all I've met play by chew & show love by jaw hold... Foxes hares, and many others,????? Not sure really??



Submitted July 07, 2021 at 01:31AM by jezcleopat https://ift.tt/2TGAKoq
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As a male, if you have longer hair, you may look younger, but if you have more facial hair, you look older.

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Submitted July 07, 2021 at 01:31AM by Formanent https://ift.tt/3ywZL3Y
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The Internet has been around for 40 years so it's still a relatively new thing.

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Submitted July 06, 2021 at 10:39PM by RUTHLESS_RAJ https://ift.tt/3hkTl2p
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Future humans who colonize a tidally locked planet probably won't need both a furnace and an air conditioning unit.

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Submitted July 06, 2021 at 11:47PM by wfezzari https://ift.tt/3qOe55P
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The human's natural life span is 3 minutes long (scientifically proven)

The human's natural lifespan is 3 minutes long, it just resets every time we take a breath.



Submitted July 06, 2021 at 11:49PM by Russian_lover1 https://ift.tt/3dRiKhV
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A fictional story where half the population denies a disaster is less believable despite it being a reality

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Submitted July 06, 2021 at 11:51PM by SkepticDrinker https://ift.tt/3qOe3uJ
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The biggest plot hole in John Wick is probably the fact Viggo’s son had never heard of John Wick

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Submitted July 06, 2021 at 11:56PM by Mulletboiiii https://ift.tt/36iijsU
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Chefs are obsessed with making food look beautiful and nice that it's all shit in the end.

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Submitted July 06, 2021 at 11:56PM by ApexGunner https://ift.tt/3xo8rcS
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Over the course of human history, antibiotics and college degrees will see the same, narrow window of peak utility.

Technological unemployment is real, and it's coming. Best case scenario, we all collect UBI and barter artisanal pickles while giant Roombas do all of our farming and manufacturing. Worst case scenario, we all work for Mega Fulfillment Warehouse One.

Either way, conventional antibiotics are well past diminishing gains and on the way out. Likewise, a lot of our daily problems will either be solved well enough (ex: hammer designs as an end stage technology) or managed by AI.

More optimistically put:

You were born too late to explore the seas, yet too early to explore the stars, but at least you got penicillin.



Submitted July 06, 2021 at 11:56PM by Late_Ad6618 https://ift.tt/3ylh8VA
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Comprehensive history books become harder to write each year.

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Submitted July 06, 2021 at 11:58PM by fireflydrake https://ift.tt/3hGXGfd
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After 12 PM, there’s afternoon, evening, and nighttime. But during the 12 hours from midnight until noon, there’s just morning.

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Submitted July 07, 2021 at 12:02AM by Horror1408 https://ift.tt/3xle7Ve
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Someone made dinosour sounds without even hearing them

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Submitted July 07, 2021 at 12:02AM by toiletlover1 https://ift.tt/3yqfQbV
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We've had a long lasting debate of what came 1st the chicken or the egg but dinosaurs and fish lay eggs, so it's the egg.

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Submitted July 07, 2021 at 12:03AM by BananaLambo https://ift.tt/3jPnKHS
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With one notable exception you always "have your whole life ahead of you".

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Submitted July 07, 2021 at 12:03AM by Tricky-Turn-2690 https://ift.tt/3wrZ7Uk
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Most people are worth more dead than alive for society.

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Submitted July 07, 2021 at 12:03AM by Stickyickies https://ift.tt/2SP1LFG
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A microphone is a wind instrument

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Submitted July 07, 2021 at 12:11AM by Danny-Boy13 https://ift.tt/3hFHniJ
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The wolf from Shrek is a combination of both fairy tales - Little Red Riding Hood and The Three Little Pigs

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Submitted July 06, 2021 at 01:19AM by AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens https://ift.tt/3hiLTVj
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Since a engine ignites gasoline in a vapor form, your technically always “running on fumes”

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Submitted July 06, 2021 at 01:23AM by Snake010 https://ift.tt/36caZPz
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Nothing makes a nap better than procrastination.

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Submitted July 06, 2021 at 01:33AM by WZPV https://ift.tt/3dMIcoH
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The first guy to taste cow milk must been a weirdo

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Submitted July 05, 2021 at 11:27PM by davidfibv https://ift.tt/3hg7uxO
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The macrowave. Opposite of the microwave and it freezes stuff

And because it’s the opposite of the microwave, the center freezes first.



Submitted July 05, 2021 at 11:29PM by krys2lcer https://ift.tt/3whvdSr
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Your mother was less than 0 years old when she developed the egg that eventually became you. Half of you was actually formed inside of your grandmother.

If today was your mother's 50th birthday, we'd consider her 50 years old. However, her egg cells were formed before she was born. According to this, ovaries appear in a human female fetus around weeks 11 to 12 of pregnancy. That would put egg-you being developed approximately 50 and a half years ago.

So half of you is older than your mom's birthday.



Submitted July 05, 2021 at 11:34PM by CoreyVidal https://ift.tt/36cpDWL
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The 4th of July is one massive gender reveal which is why there's explosions

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Submitted July 05, 2021 at 11:41PM by mutationc https://ift.tt/3qLX5x1
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Someday people will have videos of their grandpa’s twitch channel when they were obnoxious gamers.

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Submitted July 05, 2021 at 11:48PM by Smdan01 https://ift.tt/36f1qzg
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The most valuable thing pastors/priests want you to leave in the offering plate is your brain.

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Submitted July 05, 2021 at 11:50PM by Organic-Connection-4 https://ift.tt/3jHFwN2
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You're more likely to be written off as spoilt/bratty than taken seriously

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Submitted July 05, 2021 at 11:52PM by ladygagaisdogshit https://ift.tt/3jMGAiG
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Parents of trans kids are transformers, since they formed a trans person

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Submitted July 05, 2021 at 11:56PM by The_Antisocial_Doge https://ift.tt/3ystdbI
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Yugoslavia shattered like the bottle up martinovic's ass

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Submitted July 05, 2021 at 11:57PM by AssBeater428 https://ift.tt/3hC17DT
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People who experience vertigo might just be temporarily aware of the motion of the earth.

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Submitted July 05, 2021 at 11:58PM by DenL4242 https://ift.tt/3hifaiX
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If someone had Cyclops heat vision, they would just burn their eye lids off if they tried to close their eyes

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Submitted July 06, 2021 at 12:00AM by Ok-Chemistry-3373 https://ift.tt/3jPoXib
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Those trying to end the meat industry would probably benefit more from raising money for artificial meat research.

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Submitted July 06, 2021 at 12:00AM by downrightscabby123 https://ift.tt/3hG91vQ
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The most baffling thing about Jonathan Bernier assuming Nelson Mandela was a hockey player at an event celebrating Nelson Mandela is that Bernier himself is a hockey player.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C672Up6g2KM

You're at an event celebrating someone so famous and influential that an event like this is justified and you guess he's famous in your own sport and you've just never heard of him?



Submitted July 06, 2021 at 12:00AM by TimberLowe https://ift.tt/3ynpiwE
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Sex is 3D Printing

When you copulate with someone’s mom you just insert your personal usb drive into them and give printing details, 9 months in and voilà you printed a fresh human for yourself. Just like “artificial” printing you need to clean the debris and supports from your new human as well.



Submitted July 06, 2021 at 12:04AM by Degenerate_Cooomer https://ift.tt/36hQHnA
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